last episode: >>33694924be nice and have fun!
>>33697503if u ignore a woman cause lowkey she was mid, and she starts calling u fag under her breath when she thinks u can't hearDid u dodge a bullet/red flag or are they all unable to handle any form of rejection and will all do this shit on some level?
>>33697515>Did u dodge a bullet/red flagYes.>or are they all unable to handle any form of rejection and will all do this shit on some level?It's a coping mechanism. Any man that rejects her is a faggot regardless of the actual reason. Frankly it's not different from what you're trying to do right now by generalizing it as something that all women do. Maybe you are just another bullet in the magazine.
How can I attract girls with big boobs? I've had chances with flat chested girls but I always failed miserably with busty girls
I'm always kinda tempted to post "I hate men" or some shit like that when a new thread is made
I hate bras
>>33697633don't be gross looking
>>33697673titcow humblebragging is punishable by death
>>33697515Why was she mid?
>>33697639what's stopping you?
>>33697633Get big arms and legs
Should I got to Mcds to get some ice cream?
i wanna suck on a titcows fat tits.how do i do this? i dont think hookers are sanitary for this. i want a girl next door with giant milkers tits. how do i convince her to let me suck her tits but thats it. no relationships. nothing else. just me sucking her tits. not even sex.
where are the feet
>>33697685I have A cups.
>>33697701you dont need bras
>>33697689Explaining the joke takes all the fun out of it
>>33697698that's funny sometimes i wish i could summon someone to just do stuff with my breasts but i can't because i have morals and stuffmaybe there are other people like that
>>33697633My titcow friend keeps texting me a lot and asking me to hang outThen when we hang out she hides her phone screen away from me (there's a dude on the lock screen)Rather than ask her about it I give other girls in our group more attention and then she seeks out my attention out of fomo or something lolI guess I should just ask her about it at some point? It just doesn't feel like something I can naturally bring up though.
>>33697701I now identify as a mosquito and want to suck your nipples
:3
>>33697706we should come to some kind of agreement. I suck and fondle your boobs for an hour a day and after that session is over, we go back to normal lives
>>33697503i may be the only person who thinks lucy and schroeder's dynamic in the comic strips (not like the op pic) is hot af
>>33697706What kind of guys do you like?
WomenI bought a pizza from a gas station and it's pretty fucking awful, about on par with school pizzas.I am going to eat it all anyways. Is this good or bad?
>>33697706I will find you and milk the shit out of you
ok fun is over time to work on assignments see you next montj
>>33697711i feel like that would improve my life performance but i can't, i'm loyal to chad only>>33697716in what way am i supposed to reply this other than my usual answer
>>33697722bye anon
>>33697722see you in a few hours
>>33697722WHAT ASSIGNMENTS??
>>33697725>but i can'trape it is then...
>>33697706I'm not saying you should sell your boob sweat, but you should store your boob sweat in bottles just in case you ever fall on hard times financially and you need to make a quick buck.
womenare you anxious preoccupied attached?why does anything other than pure validation is seen as dismissive and 'wrong'? ex: your point of view is validated and another idea is added to the discussion, from the same contextwhy is it that you're totally fine now and the next moment when your bf says he'll go play volleyball with his friends suddenly you think he's going to find someone else there and will leave you and you literally start crying?why is it a problem that you bf doesn't tell you when he leaves home when he told you he's going to meet with his friends (happens a couple of times a month btw) so much that you start being passive-aggressive with him and refuse to say what's wrong until you 'feel' ok to dump everything on him? and the true problem is that you didn't talk for 2 hours and in the meantime you state you made scenarios in your head in which he feels better without youwhy do you think your bf might be checking out other women when he's looking in a general direction and that bothers you so much that you want to puke (your words)?
>>33697725Nobody knows your usual answer, Anonymous.
>>33697706>because i have morals and stuffThat's a good thing though! A titcow with morals who only wants to share her tits with one guy (and their babies) is peak
>>33697639>imghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfBdGT4dn4E
Women, do you fit pic rel stereotype?I have met so many girls that do. Down to wearing just panties and a giant T-shirt as home clothes. Coffee late too, smoking. It's almost a liberal white girl stereotype, the way I see it.
>>33697733It's chad as always...
>>33697733it's JH...
>>33697704There it is. No, I have needed a bra since I was 12
>>33697742>JH>wanting her tits sucked onAnon, you're fucking terrible at this
>>33697731sorry but all of those big long thick sentences you typed out look the same and i got tired of reading them halfway
>>33697742Embarrassingly wrong.
>>33697740wife material? no, they are rare
>>33697742>no capitalisation>no punctuation
>>33697639
THIS is the guy femanons can't get enough of?!
>>33697754I asked a guy who's first name was Chad to be my graduate advisor and he turned me down (he just picked up his 15th grad student after telling his wife he wouldn't take more than 12)
>avoid relationships because I'm scared of them leaving me>get in a relationship>he leaves me Lol
>>33697758guess you knew that nobody would want to stay
>>33697733it's pretty chad-like anyway, when it comes to looks i'm trying to find someone who's tall enough because i'm very short, that way we can have kids of average height at least, then i like light features and a muscular body but also no hairwhen it comes to personality i'm not sure, but i feel like someone who's more active than me can help me experience new things i wouln't try on my own at allthat's just my type of chad though..
>>33697762So it's true what they say. The tall women demand a tall man, the average women demand a tall man, and even the short women demand a tall man.
Both sides i need some input. I have adhd and cant get half the shit im supposed to done, and gf keeps getting upset every time she has to remind me about things more than once, and when i only partially finish tasks like dishes and the kitchen counter as she feels too much gets dumped on her when its not intentional. I feel like she has zero understanding for my side and dumps a wall of guilt of every fucking thing when we try to talk and always expects me to make up to end the fight somehow.It feels like i cant even be myself any more cus its never enough and just shut down. What do?
>>33697767you can't finish the dishes because of your adhd huh
>>33697767wtf is that image
>>33697766it's not true actually, many girls are fine with normal heights if they like their own chadi'm just a bit schizo and hope that if i try to be with someone tall i can have kids that won't be almost midgets like me, plus a lot of girls don't want kids in general so they don't have to worry about silly things like that
>>33697767>What do?as someone with ADHD myself, dating doesn't work, it just makes you feel exhausted and guilty and broken and like a burden and too much and not enough I tried and all it did was ruin me
Wamen, what do you think of men using or claiming to use the female form and insert its curves into the design of furniture or cars with the assumption it will make them appealing?
>>33697740I'm a regular in those threads and no :3
>>33697758
>>33697775I did the dishes but didnt wipe the counter>>33697777Other side of water thru car window
>>33697633Same. It’s become my biggest fantasy right now since I realized that i’ve never had fat titties in my face. My next girlfriend will hopefully be thicc
>>33697767retards like this have gfs and ive never been on a datemy hinge is also banned from when i chadfished to see how easy it was.
>>33697787
>>33697767MIf you can't remember to do things, make notes and reminders. Use your phone to set reminders to do shit. Show your girlfriend that you give a shit about dealing with your issues or you won't have a girlfriend much longer. Forcing yourself onto a strict schedule "e.g. at 7:05, I will wash the dishes" might be the only way you can maintain structure to your life and consistently get shit done.
>>33697789Leave a post-it note at the sink reminding you to wipe the counter.uggghhhhhhh ADHD is so hard, you're so helpless uggghhhhhhh.
any genderI am F. I am pretty sure I probably have NPD, but I try to be ethical about it. I have my dark moments but ultimately when it comes to interacting with people, I coax them into improving.
>>33697782sure, why not, knock yourself out
>>33697781Do you think it'd be easier or worse with another ADHD person? I want a relationship but worry about stuff like this
>>33697797Do you have a question?
>>33697797>I am FPLAP
>>33697797demon
>>33697740>wearing just panties and a giant T-shirt as home clothesyes>Coffee late too, smokingno
WomenWhat's the point of me asking you out when you're going to say no regardless
>>33697799it would be as bad or worse, you'd just add your chaos to the others chaos and then get overwhelmed and frustrated
>>33697806men need to stop asking and just start raping
>>33697796everybody has adhd now its crazy
>>33697809Good ideaI'm going to start by fapping to femanon's pictures on their social media
>>33697812stoppp
>>33697781Same man, same
>>33697767this sounds a lot less like ADHD and more like a guy whose mom did all his chores for him until he moved in with his girlfriend, never had to put genuine effort into housekeeping, and now is shocked when it's not easy and instinctive.the amount of effort it takes to clean a house properly is active and not free. use the energy. inconvenience yourself so you do not forget. you cannot claim incompetence here.
>>33697800Oh yeah, I forgot about that part. What should I do?
Ok you know what, I HATE MEN, there I said it
>himbos obliviously rejecting womenabsolute kino
>>33697823*mwah*
>>33697740I don't but I'm not a liberal white girl lol
>>33697825where
>>33697781Yeah exactly the feeling im getting. >>33697794I try to make lists, some periods they work better some not at all. Got blackboard we both can write on both fridge and the hallway.But right now its just a fucking evil spiral every time i forget to do something or only half, feels like the thing i got done wasnt even fucking worth it and she ignores the fact i have a diagnosis
>>33697790>And they should progress to actual rape, specifically of the manons ITTimpossible, you all are too desperate for it to be rape
>>33697817That's a nice pic you have with your mom, femanon, I'm gonna jerk off to it
>>33697831everywhere, all the time.
>>33697826*Deflating balloon noises*
>>33697796And that means i have to remember another thing to remind myself...
>>33697823What kept you?
>>33697823i love women
>>33697812I jerk off the every femanon picture in the collages.Oh you're just posting your hand? GoonedOh just your chin? GoonedFull modest clothed pic in bed? Gooned
>>33697822Cure your npd, youre a defective human and wont work like youre supposed to. You're performing more than being, when you get tired you won't be able to perform or you will slip.
>>33697844No, you have to stand up right now, walk away from your computer/phone, write a post-it note, and put that post-it note at the sink. What are you, a baby? Are you a fucking baby? Go collapse on the floor in front of your girlfriend and start crying right now so she can move on from you immediately, since even this is too much effort for you.
>>33697841wth i don't see it
Femanon is adorable.
>>33697818it's sad but what can you do
>>33697820I had my own apartment alone from 2008 to last summer, so no. You dont seem to know much about ADHD.
>>33697858the I hate men one?
>>33697714I think very few people know about a comic strip from 1953 anymore. I think a woman pining for a complex man like Schroeder who idolized being a lifelong bachelor musician and is simply indifferent or annoyed with Lucy's advances is something modern audiences can no longer relate to.
>>33697503imagine cumming all over a flat chested woman's boobs hot....
>>33697710:3 :3 :3 :3:3
>>33697875I don't want to imagine anymore :/
>>33697882but I would do it in a loving way though
Women, help her out>>33697400>>33697400
>>33697503Schroeder falling in love with Lucy is the kind of shit I live for.>>33697714I wouldn't say hot, because they're kids, but it reminds me of Hey, Arnold and I love that.>>33697720Not wasting money and committing to your bad decision is a good thing.>>33697740>Women, do you fit pic rel stereotype?No, I don't smoke.>>33697806>What's the point of me asking you out when you're going to say no regardlessTo boost my ego, obviously.
>>33697864Christ, what an asshole.>Help me, please.>No, don't help me, you don't understand me and I don't want to change anyway, I just want you to tell me that it's Not My Fault!
Men, what makes you think you stand a chance with any femanon here?
>>33697823plap...
>>33697893i wasnt gonna reply to him, i wouldnt if i was you. he's not here for advice he's here to shout "NO IM LITERALLY HELPLESS AND BLAMELESS YOU DONT GET IT" because his girlfriend has too much of a spine to let him do it to her.
>>33697895I don't
im here asking for the 8th time. just fucking tell me. can women ever love a complete schizoid
>>33697895In what?
>>33697767i don't know much about adhd and i'm not sure if i'm understanding things correctly but doesn't it bother you when things are not in their place or clean? i get that being confronted and having arguments about it is not a nice experience but if you can try to force it a bit you don't have to think about those unfinished things building up right? it's fair that both take care of it though
>>33697895I don't think I stand a chance, I just like horny posting (it's not as good as talking about horny stuff with my ex gf though)
>>33697895I don't.One of them might like me for my looks, and I might pass the vibe check for a bit, but eventually I'll say something stupid or not measure up to the initial fantasy and it'll fall flat.
>>33697895I don't, never claimed otherwise.
>>33697803I don't know why, but posts like this always make me think about instant defeat porn and makes me far hornier than it should.
>>33697904no, fuck off now
men, if instead of making a high effort hornypost to get seven replies i actually wrote like a full piece of smut and uploaded it somewhere and shared it here would you read and review it? the idea cooking inside me has more potential than a 4chan post...
>>33697797Oh, poor you!
>>33697904Schizoid males are inherently incompatible with women.
>>33697913Please do not encourage low-effort dummies.
>>33697915Sure
>>33697906Chessboxin'Ooh, here comes my Shaolin style!
>>33697907no you don't understand remembering things is a unsolvable problem if you have adhd. It literally cannot be done
>>33697503Do looks attract more than personality do?
>>33697915I get enough (You)s from my hornyposts that I've considered writing erotica but I also don't want my name attached to that shit even if it would make me money
>>33697867there are several of these?Only one is old and fat and ugly.pretty sure the rest are cute af
>>33697904love, maybe be in a relationship with, no
>>33697895clearly I don't, I get rejected every time I try to take it offsite
>>33697915sure, I'll read it
>>33697926...you know you can upload it to smut sites anonymously, right? i was never gonna do that with a name
>>33697895Nothing. Nothing make me think that.
>>33697895well 2 femanons are already talking about sucking my cock in the previous thread and leaving lipstick stains on it so idk.
>>33697913I jerked to this gif a lot when I was younger
reminder that flat girls are the perfect type of woman and god's gift to us and deserve to be loved
>>33697915The content of the smut will be analyzed by our analysis team. If you don't like being analyzed by a group of strangers then it's not the greatest idea.
>>33697889Imagine getting in a relationship with a man and being surprised when he cheats.
>>33697921starts with e4 + dodges everyhing ur too easy femanon
>>33697895I'm not using /atoga/ to get dates.>>33697916Based Liviaposter
>>33697923okay, what about doing it as soon as the issue shows up? or if you're busy, as soon as you notice it again?
women, I'm hairless except for my legs, is it over for me? is it a turnoff for women?
The lesbian recruiters are back bros
>>33697941what are you analyzing it for?
>>33697915Yeah, now I actually do want to read it.
>>33697946Anon, that was a joke post.
>>33697943Hits you with the Sicilian Defense and then a stiff uppercut to the penis
>>33697951Anal.
>>33697940that's nice anon, but I prefer big boobs and curves.
>>33697925Looks are the bait, personality is the hook.
>>33697954that's illegal you can't do that
>>33697950Sooner or later they'll recruit me and there's nothing you can do about it
Foids, stimulate my brain not my cock for once
>>33697961I tried and anons said no can do
>>33697767I'm an adhd femoid so I get both sides, she's right to be frustrated because she has to pick up after you, but it's not like you're doing it on purpose either. the advice I've been given about managing myself (a la "keep a planner") has been unhelpful for me as wellhonest answer: if she's unwilling to see your side of things then you probably aren't meant to be. she needs someone better suited to her wants and needs, and vice versa. time to hit the brickspractical answer: find whatever task is least overwhelming and stick with it. try a bunch of different things if it helps. do not try to manage or schedule yourself, do what you can when you're in the mood to do it. listen to music or talk to yourself while you're working (I'm your opposite and prefer to cook and clean over anything else because those things don't demand my immediate attention and I can daydream while working). start with smaller tasks that can be done quickest so you don't get bored of doing them halfway through. restrict distractions and give yourself the illusion of options (telling myself I can either do task A or do task B with no other choice will force me to be productive either way)dunno if this is actually helpful. but, well, I try
>>33697895I'm fit, not narcissistic (takes 30 seconds to figure out if someone's toxic), earn good, STEM degree, good looking based on what my female colleagues saidFairly strong, pr bench was 2pl8, dl 3pl8, squat 2,5 pl8, ohp 1pl8 and my abs can be seenAlso groomed, cut my hair twice a month, minimalist clothes (miss me with that performative shit) and smell good due to owning lesser known fragsYes, I'm only 5'11, that's my defect
Should women cheat on "men" who eat pizza with a fork?
>>33697947Noo that's what I prefer
>>33697953i'm sorry...
>>33697950Do you want to see the world?Sign up now if you like travel
>>33697957flat women can have curves though!
>>33697967age?
>>33697947it's nice enough to me at least
>>33697970really? now I don't feel so bad about it then
>>33697960No matter how many hand pics?
>>33697967>not a narc>continues to post like a narcreally makes you think
>>33697968No. Women who put themselves in a position to cheat on such a man is not better than the fork eater.
>>33697968women would never cheat on this
How do i know if the matrix is targeting me for knowing too much?
>>33697967>not narcissisticNow read all the other replies.
>>33697958i guess that's true. Part of me laments not getting into a serious relationship and locking in when i was young. There's no way a girl I would want wants me back now
>>33697967you sound annoying
>>33697895They are mostly bisexuals and girlfailures so I wouldn't want them
>>33697961Strap in
>>33697990he is
>>33697974you are right! im being just very nitpicky. In fact, when you love someone, it doesn't really matter
would it be hotter if i gave the male lead a name, called him Y/N, or Anon?
>>33697895I don't. I'm just another boring NEET living with his parents. I'm here to ask random questions about women that pop in my head and give answers that will hopefully offer more perspectives on what men are like. I have no faith that I'll ever have a relationship again so I try to help out others when I can so that at least they can have a better chance at escaping this cycle of suffering
so easy to b8 (you)s kek
>>33697907Of course i love a tidy home, and i try, i dont have a problem about that kind of confrontation, if she asks me to do stuff i do it. but she cant stand having to tell me more than once and gets upset when she has to remind me and thats where the argument starts, then she drops a fucking guilt bomb on me with everything wrong.Last night i said id put in the dishes this morning, and i did, but forgot to wipe the counter cus i had other things on my mind too, and it was just before work which usually is dead time, and i didnt replace the trash bag but i had told her to replace it once recently... Which triggered this fight.
>>33698002>I was merely pretending to be a narcsure sure
>>33697979Yes I hate any body hair on anyoneYou are lucky
You can get a flat woman and simply upgrade her with your seed
>>33697996I was just never interested in women with big breasts because growing up the only ones with big breasts were either fat or mean to me
>>3369797569birthday is on 4/20>>33698004the whole post is b8 m8
>>33698006HOTt. moid
>>33698005I just get insecure because in my friend group they're always talking about how hairless men are low T and they were implying that they are gay
>>33698009mad people didn't want to suck your dick and called you out instead?
>>33698006she is already busty on the first pic
>>33697895I don't think you care to know.
>>33698003>if she asks me to do stuff i do it.Cleaning isn't just a physical burden, it's also a mental burden. You're sharing PART of the physical burden, but you're leaving her with ALL of the mental burden.Take responsibility WITHOUT being asked.
>>33698006"""upgrade"""
>>33698007I guess it really does affect you growing up, anon. I feel that. My parents were stereotypical asian ones so I feel very unrelative to them
>>33698009damn cuz I am literally that but not all the lifts yet. i was asking age and income because the older i get the less impressive I feel
>>33698000Name can be a hit or miss, nameless can be hot and works for people to insert themselves or someone else.
>>33698006>pregnancyThat'd be an insane downgrade.The biggest possible, especially if there is no abortion happening. And abortions aren't an ez pz done thing either.
>>33698020>Nooo men need to stop finding their wives attractive even after they've given birth, men should dump their wives after childbirth!
>>33698024i think it also has to do with the times we live in, anon. Nowadays every woman has the right to work and they have their own money. Having financial independence isn't enough anymore to attract women
>>33698015I know, it still illustrates the principle
>>33698014trolls trolling trolls and all
>>33698022and the only girls that were nice to me were all skinny and flat chested (and older than me)
>>33698003do you ever do it on your own? or force yourself a to do it often enough? i don't know you both of course but it also sounds like she's a bit sick of having to deal with that, but i'm pointing this out because i think that as soon as she get used to you doing it more often on your own, she wouldn't act the same anymoresorry if i don't fully get it
>>33698031kek I'm just joking anon calm down
I just randomly thought of watching a Star Wars dissection video essay on youtube.But I either have seen the funny ones (RLM) or don't care about modern SW enough to watch any other ones.This makes me sad...
https://voca.ro/1nk5PEHMhIad
>>33698006please don't use "upgrade" though..
women why did none of you molested/raped me when I was 8 years old? explain yourselves!!!
>>33698046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0CpOYZZZW4
>>33698020>>33698052She did get a little wider, so... how 'bout a sidegrade?
>>33698006the word upgrade implies that there was something wrong with her which is not the case
>>33698053How old are you now?
>>33697984Whoah..
>>33698013nta but it's silly, it's nice to have a body that looks cleaner, specially as a man since it's different for your gender™
>>3369805926
>>33698053I’m gonna say this here only because I’m anonymous. I was molested by my teenage/young adult female cousin in my family village when I was a kid. The worst part is she clearly still has eyes for me and I’m afraid to visit. I can wish imagine a scenario where she makes a move on me or even rapes me.The second worst part is that I don’t think she’s been the only cousin who’s into me. I’m not gonna say where my family is from but relatively low population country villages are an easily breeding ground for this shit.These cousins aren’t ugly of course but I’m not desperate enough to join into this depravity.
>>3369805969
>>33698046This is when I start watching what-ifs
>>33698052Understandable, what word would you use though?
>>33698063they keep telling me I should grow a beard but I just don't want a beard I think it makes me look uglier plus I can't grow one
>>33698048nice to hear from you, ENTJgood for you for taking your meds
>>33698006Looked best pre-pregnancy.
>>33698067sadly the only ones that molested me as a kid where my male cousin and some duded in a public bathroom and my bullies
>>33698054>four fucking hoursI like Jenny and I have watched some of her other videos, but that is just such a commitment...>>33698069I thought about maybe some outdoor boys snow camping.Or watching a true crime one like JCP/EWU.
>>33698006Not allWomen look better or even the same post pregnancy. Usually it’s Titties and stomach that looks worse post pregnancy. Make sure if your woman gets pregnant to reassure her of her beauty.
>>33697895Maybe if I actually met up with one irl.
>>33698074*looked best after one childFTFYChina had the right idea.
>>33698079How about one of those silly videos where they overanalyze scary movies?
this is the ideal woman bodyall i can think of is PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GenderShould I play Uncharted 2? I played Uncharted 1 and weren't very impressed.
>>33698084I used to watch slop like that like 10 years ago while I was playing something on my ds getting kinda nostalgic for those days lol
>>33698086Ahh, another ass lover. Glad to meet you!
>>33698070i mean.. i just think it's a bit unfair to point out that you can shapeshift them a bit in the first place.. feels like that implies you don't like how they were previously enough?
>>33698086>blondenah
>>33698083Nah, those tits were plenty big and had the nicest shape before.
>>33698088There's this one series where the guy goes through the Saw movies and describes how he'd survive all of the traps and I remember it being kinda funny.>I would calm down and then assess the situation, and then just calmly smash the trap apart since it can't hurt me if I break it
>>33698087MYES it's the best one in the series
>>33698084Well, I kinda started with the Jenny one now... hahBut I wanna go to bed in about two hours anyway, so I'm just going to give it a chance! Thanks, in case it was you who linked it!>>33698088Forgot nta gain.
>>33698086Comically disproportionate.
>>33698098YT has a ton of those, do you remember which ones you watched?
>>33697767MaleTake your meds, you spastic. ADHD gets prescribed legal meth.Nobody is going to give you sympathy as a man, so this is your only real option.
>>33697767I’m married to a man with ADHD. Like most relationship issues, it's best to treat it as a problem and tackle it as a team instead of making a you vs her issue.On my end, it was really important to understand that he has a condition and that I cannot take it personally. At times, it can feel like your partner doesn't care about you when they neglect your shared space or forget to follow through on their word. I try to remind myself that forgetfulness is part of his condition, not a reflection of his feelings for me. That made the biggest difference in my levels of frustration towards him.On his end, he put in constant and consistent effort to be better at this, because he understood how much it hurt me. He made lists of his "duties", put them in sight and set alarms to remind himself to follow through with them at various times of the day. He encourages me to bug him if he's not being consistent. He thanks me for all I do for him - from throwing out his half empty can of coke to moving the laundry to the dryer, my efforts always feel seen. He apologizes when he does something wrong, even if it's small. He recognizes that it is hard for me to live with his messiness, and he shows me how much he cares by trying to make it easy. He shows me love and care in other ways.We have also set up systems together to make things easy for him - he forgets things that he doesn't see, so the things I want him to do are in plain sight, etc.
>>33698071keep yourself clean! a lot of men seem to just have a homoerotic view of what appeals girls anyway, and a lot of girls are just used to some traits because some men don't take care of them anymore, but don't trust them, only trust atoga (me)
>>33697966Thx>>33698018Yeah i understand that, and i really try, i usually do clean up the whole area and i think im getting better with helping to do chores, but when i forget it seems to instantly go nuclear... it takes a long time to form new habits (some study indicate its almost impossible for some) for adhders after years of being alone.>>33698041Yeah ive gotten a lot better at doing it right after we cooked or ate food.and i absolutely know she is sick of it and i understand, i would too but getting mad and guilting me feels like a shit move instead of being constructive about it which makes me feel like she doesnt understand me
>>33698006Nice. I love seeing women being turned into human breeding cows.
>>33698099Mostly I just want to reach 4 so I can say I played it and be allowed to wear my Uncharted 4 pirate henley shirt.
>>33698071You should grow a beard if you have a shitty jawline or a fat jaw. If you have an average or better jaw you should either be clean shaven or stubble
>>33698114You still haven't given a good reason why you can't put a note at the sink so you'll see the note while you're at the sink.You don't want to change.
Why did thigh long socks fall out of fashion? Is there a reason for it?
>>33697915Death to hornyposters!
>>33698093Not at all. I miss spoke but she is not gonna look the same forever, its to relish in the fact she will look different and love her body during every part of it rather than to be disappointed because we are not inmune to time.
>>33698113Women like stubble.
>>33698113I just shaved and this is the first thing I see, lol
>>33698113it's amazing how unmanly beards look nowadays lol ok I'll only listen to you atoga (you) from now on>>33698118I heard 4 is bad but I haven't played it myself so I can't really say, I wish they would port 1 2 and 3 to pc I really want to play them again but my ps3 died a few years ago, I miss playing infamous as well, I was able to emulate demon's souls though that was pretty cool
>>33698122Too sexualised.
>>33697927>Only one is old and fat and uglywho?
>>33698122they were my school uniform. wearing them every single day got exhausting, it was like eating PB and J every day, you get sick of it.
>>33697842sorry accidentally'd the rest of the post. i was gonna say if that crept into the zeitgeist, everybody would rationalize the shitty aspects of themselves and society would be perpetually in a dark age (as opposed to most of history, where society tick tocks between "merely acceptable for most" and "dark"). you'd get people in power that find it okay to justify *anything* (they're already very close to this point now), and you'd have people in not-power that find it okay to stay demotivated and rationalize their mediocrity. it'd wreak havoc on humanity, make our dysfunctional society MORE dysfunctional. these aren't problems that can be solved, either, so it's a real crapshoot.there certainly ARE people that study and research on consciousness though either because they are fearless and not very good at thinking about the big picture or maybe they just let someone else worry about it, common attitude of the string pullers these days to come up with a sloppy solution and kick the can down the road so the string pulled's children can deal with the consequences.anyway, i don't think this is an area worth inquiring about because there aren't satisfying answers here like there are for other basic things because they are starting to get into the more abstract components of the world which we do not process well for similar reasons (think of the zeigeist "quantum mechanics is so crazy and quirky!!" even though all the math quite straightforward).
>>33698120hmm I'm actually not sure what makes a jawline good or bad, could you give me some examples?
>>33698101It's alright. I wasn't that anon, but that video is really good too.>>33698108I think it was this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt_IA4REXBc
>>33698129>heard 4 is badIt probably is, if 1 is anything to go by.
Man: Hai dar I wanna be yo fwiendWomen: OH GOD CALL THE COPS THERE'S A PERVERT ON THE LOOSE! IMMA GONNA GET RAPED SO BAD THE MOVIE SALO WOULD BE JEALOUS!Man: Wha r u talkin' bout? Okay then I guess I'll jus enjoy my tea and crumpets alone.Woman: AHHHHHHHHH!
>>33698131bluevalk aka a girl who breaks the rules
>>33698122They're inconvenient.
>>33698139another fallen gentleman*tips fedora*
>>33698132Wait what? You wore that shit to school? You had pants right?
>>33698125but would they prefer it to a smoother face?? imagine having to kiss that all the time..>>33698129ofc it's still a biased pic, i just never got the appeal of beards in general, long or not.they just cover your face and makes you look old or unkempt, i remember a video of an old man talking about how younger generations treat it and it was kinda admiring but i couldn't find it again anymore, sad
>>33698144*scalesidk how ohio dated her
Maleanon made me blush...
>>33697740I used to be, but I grew out of it as I got older and less mentally ill. T-shirt and panties is still pretty good to sleep in tho.>>33697782That's alright. I tend to not like it much but whatever they want to do.
>>33698144i'm not sure how old she is but i'm also fat and ugly so you can add me to that list too
>>33697833>she ignores the fact i have a diagnosisThe simple truth is that you don't end up doing the things you should.The reason may or may not be out of your control.>>33698003>she cant stand having to tell me more than onceMost surely she had to tell you many times already and not just "twice".She probably just had it with you.
>>33698150I have that effect on women
>>3369805927
>>33698136Never saw any of the Saw movies... I think.I take it he explains the traps first? I'll give it a watch.
on the topic of the "grow a beard" discussion: it is obviously personal. do your personal aesthetics allow for it? this should be the only thing you consider. does it make YOU look better? If not, can you make it make you look better with some grooming? my personal aesthetics allow for a beard because it is naturally shaped very sharply, so it always accentuates my jawline (which is maybe a 5/10 for me, not great not horrible). typically i go for the stache and soul patch though because i'm a really QUIRKY!!! heterosexual cybercowboy
short men are so sexy
>>33698158I think so.
>>33698147no, it was a private school. ugly as hell plaid skirts, white blouses, white socks and flats. it was terrible. the boys had to wear ties and slacks and blazers. i can probably find you a picture of the exact clothes, it was all forced to be from this one brand
>>33698162lies I will go get fat because of that now thanks
menshould I go to mcdonalds and get a bunch of french fries? my life is hopeless and binge eating is the only thing that brings me momentary happiness anymore
>>33698149Don't be nasty.
>>33698166You better already be fucking bald.
>>33698138hey don't talk shit about 1 it was good for the time but anyway neil cuckman directed 4 so I believe it's bad
How do I get over feeling so desperate for sex when I'm in a relationship? How do any of you find the strength to think about anything else?
>>33698167Nah but do get the new "gold crispy deluxe" or whatever. It's pretty good.
>>33698169I will never be a fat bald short filipino man why even do anything
>>33698167Why not masturbate?
>>33698152ill need to see you to confirm this.The other really misandrist girl is the chin one. Idk what to call her yet. there are a few others. TD used to be pretty misandrist. Some have no names. FF is def one as well and she has a smokng body.
>>33698150Cutie.
>>33698173because I want love more than I want sex I just want hugs and cuddles, I don't know if that's normal but that's just how I am
>>33698167man herei like getting high and binging on fries and nuggets so i get where you're coming from and i do approve as far as degenerate activities go butWAKE UPWAKE UPWAKE UPYOU'RE STRANGLING YOUR SOUL
>>33698167No, go for a walk while you listen to a good audiobook maybe sit in a comfy spot. If you have a dog bring him along.
>>33698173You just fuck your partner until it passes?
>>33698175You could have been part of the strongest race, and yet here you are...>>33698177NTAHer pic gets posted every other thread.
>>33698167F don't do this. I did this and felt really bad. It ruins your sleep and energy.
>>33698166ok bye
>>33698167No, no one should ever eat at mcdonalds.
am i really ovulating all alone now
>>33698190bye
Absolute Joker is so KINO, bros
>>33698184It's never enough. We have sex, I'm sore and exhausted and happy, I wake up and wish we could have more sex immediately, and so on. It doesn't help that only weekends work for us right now.
>>33698182By comfy spot I mean somewhere like a park bench with the right amount of warm sun rays and cover.
>>33698173if you're a man, its just kind of the state of being male lol. if you're a girl, then obviously sex is providing that nothing else is, which might be reasonable if sex really is just that good for you but if sex isnt all that good for you then probably you're compensating for something (like how your tummy craves certain foods that have certain minerals).
>>33698193I can help with that *unzips cock*
>>33698173Just have sex until it stops.
>>33698177>the chin onewith acne scars and fat pig nose?
>>33698167Ye, I am going there right now. We should get some ice cream
>>33698172All I know Amy Hennigs name was attached to it and it was a severe disappointment after having played the Legacy of Kain games.
>>33698201i did not mean it like that!!
>>33698193i mean, i dunno, i'm here, how alone can you really be. don't you have a bf though?
>>33698196I'm M and feel that way too.At some point my dick is just spent, but I want it every day, multiple times.I think that's very healthy and people who think "once a month is enough" seem like absolute aliens to me.
>>33698196i feel you, im on my period and all i wanna do is fuck but i don't like period sex and im dying of horny brain disease
>>33698174that looks disgusting, no offense>>33698176not interested in that right now, too much disgust with myself>>33698181i am strangling my soul. i am very aware but unsure how to help myself (or get access to help)
>>33698196oof, the delayed gratification makes it way better I bet
>>33698110Trying to get back on them, waiting for appointment.>>33698111Thats my wish and we try, I try to thank her for things i notice and all such , but right now it feels like everything i do is never enough. Like she wont accept my condition and dont give me any more time or chance to improve and says its too much to even repeat herself once.
>>33698208no.. but i thought other femanons were with me too
>>33698193Where are your friends and family in these trying times?
>>33698182that sounds nice, too much effort and energy i don't have right now>>33698188it's a never ending loop of feeling bad>>33698191that's exactly why i do it, it's so awful!>>33698204i don't care for their ice cream honestly
>>33698212>not interested in that right now, too much disgust with myselfWhy's that?
>>33698212can you tell me at what point you started strangling your soul or at what point you started noticing your soul being strangled?
>>33698218>friendsFriends aka beta orbiters are seen as less than human by femoids and will never be granted sexual access
>>33698177>need to see you to confirm thisit's pretty clear i'm ugly, i'd belong in a walmarti'm not sure what good sending a picture of myself to someone online would do, aside from public humiliation and ''yeah, you're right'' when i already know it's true
>>33698212I thought so too, but it's not bad at all. Your call, I can't eat fast food without some sort of protein.
>>33698219It is alright. I just need some sugar
>Just took my wife out to lunch Friday and bought her some of the Onions Pop figures she loves so much.>While I'm checking out she piles 6 more in with "her" money (she's contributed like 200 bucks to the $5000 house fund)>Cool whatever.>I'm going with her to see some youtubers in the city this week.>Then next week we're taking a two-day trip to a tourist trap town to celebrate our anniversary>And I just "loaned" her about $160 for her business (because she's so bad with money she still hasn't figured out that I never ask for this shit back and leave it up to her discretion of if she even remembers or not). >She texts me today with Google AI telling her it's national wife day and she's owed flowers or funkos. >Joke that she should be celebrating me since she wears the pants. Mostly just trying to hint that I would rather not do this. >nobuti'mseriousTHE FUCK DOES SHE MEAN SHE'S SERIOUS? THIS ISN'T EVEN A REAL HOLIDAY!How are you all this fucking bad with spending? I can't even get properly mad at her because, from what I've seen, she's far, far from the worst offender.
>>33698219>that's exactly why i do it, it's so awful!That just makes no sense at all.
>>33698216i am not female nor have i ever been female, but i AM ovulating so that's interesting. hmmm..
>>33698206oh yeah she directed the first 3 uncharted games neil cuckman cucked her out of the 4th game though but serious uncharted 2 and 3 are pretty good I can see why some people wouldn't like the first one as much, I need to play the legacy of kain games they look really cool
You guys ever watched The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel? I really like that show
>>33698216I'm here but my cycle is still kinda messed up after the summer heat
>>33698193noo we're twinninggood afternoon everyone
>>33698221because i'm gross and depressed>>33698222this will sound edgy but my whole life honestly. there were lapses but they never lasted long>>33698230yes it does, getting mcdonalds to binge eat is a self destructive behavior.
>>33698229i have never encountered the histrionic husband with the s o y wife. what an absolutely remarkable specimen.
>>33698207sorry sorry!
>>33698234I don't watch Marvelslop.
I need fresh meat
>>33698006>>33698086>the urge to grab a woman and fuck her until she looks like a mom of twoaaaaa just jam it in aaaaa moment
>>33698238>this will sound edgy but my whole life honestly. there were lapses but they never lasted longuh oh, so did you grow up with abusive parents are an unstable household or both?
>>33698244i did grow up with abusive parents in an unstable household, yes
>>33698233Alright, I guess I'll try to get through 2 and hope it's actually fun.
>>33698214It can be really frustrating on her end. I still hate having to tell things to my husband multiple times. Personally, to avoid that, we divided chores in chores that I do and chores that he does. While his chores aren't many, he does them every day. He included them in his routines. For example, while I cook breakfast, he unloads the dish washer. Every morning. On Monday he goes to a volunteering thing and on his way out he takes out the trash. He has reminders for it everywhere (because he forgets, duh) but he tries. Show her you're making effort. Recognize it is a problem and vocalize what you're doing, because it can go unseen to her since it's something she "expects".
>>33698229Why'd you date a woman who owns funko pops though
>>33698238There's got to be cooler ways to self destruct than that. Also do you need a hug?
>>33698229I don't understand why people like you and your wife rush into marriage when you clearly don't have your act together
>>33698236oh no... horny myao is in the thread
>>33698253i've had ideas but i'm too tired and unmotivated to do anything besides eat and bedrot. you would not want to hug me. believe it or not there are actually ugly, repulsive women out there, i am one of them or else some guy would've saved me by now
>>33698257Why would people who have their acts together rush into marriage?
>>33698238anon sorry i'm slow, but please take care of yourself, i don't know what's making you feel down, but it you won't feel like this forever right?i know it sounds super simple but usually i feel more soothed when i take long showers, it's like a reset to me
>>33698212>>33698238Did anything happen recently to push you further over the edge, enough to cross the McDonald's Line?
>>33698193all the ovulating hornyposters are still in the previous thread
>>33698236maybe we're really all in synch
>>33698236How do your sexual interests change when ovulating, Myao?
>>33698236Fuck you?
I'm horny!
>>33698257nta and this is a topic i am gripe-y about, but it USED to be the case you built a life with someone, not built a life and then find someone to be with. since love is always built, the latter thing is suboptimal BUT IT'S BECOMING THE NORM BECAUSE WE LIVE IN, as a one charles manson put it, HELTER SKELTER
>>33698266confined hornyposting, only seriousposting and advices here
stop talking about ovulation please it makes my cock throb and It's distracting
>>33698260*hugs*Take care of yourself and rest up. Depression is bitch.
>>33698273Hi Horny, I'm at death's door.
>>33698200I refuse to believe men are like this literally all the time. Nowadays I can't keep my hands out of my pants unless I'm forced to be productive at work. This is hellish and it's treated "cute" or "hot" when it's just torture.
>>33698276They WANT your cock to throb, some of these girls even want to feel it throb in their mouths
>>33698242what kind ?>>33698259it usually flares up at nighttime for me>>33698268who synced with me ...
>>33698276stop throbbing?
>>33698248well the good news is that being broken coming from a broken household is totally normal and expected. bad news? you're broken. it CAN be fixed thoroughly but it's going to cost you i'm afraid
>>33698263thank you, i will do that>>33698265no, it was just a culmination of the inevitable
>>33698281>I refuse to believe men are like this literally all the time.We kind of are, when we're young.
>>33698284nighttime is also bad for me and yeah i think we have at least 3 other warriors with us
>>33698239You'd be histrionic too if you had to deal with the absolute worst people on the planet to pay the bills for this bitch. Fuck, I'm not even done paying down the cards from the wedding. I hate my job and it hurts, but I literally can't stop and won't be able to stop for the foreseeable future. >>33698257What do you think having your act together looks like? I'm 30 with steady employment. That's better than what 95% of these weird hippie pot heads can say. Did you want me to get on some faggy corporate bullshit that can fire me as soon as I hold my mouth wrong or the economy turns south? At least I'm hard to replace right now. The problem is that once you have your shit together, you're fucking stuck like that, like a load-bearing pillar. You can't just move.
>>33698271my sexual interests r already preeeetty broad so it worsens>>33698272come over ?
>>33698260>or else some guy would've saved me by nowFrom what little you wrote, it seems like you aren't doing much to be seen.Do you want to talk about details or just vent?>>33698265>the McDonald's Lineheh>>33698289>when we're young.NTAAge has nothing to do with it.And I'm not a teen anymore.
>>33698293>Did you want me to get on some faggy corporate bullshit that can fire me as soon as I hold my mouth wrongYes.>You don't understand, I have to be responsible, I'm the load-bearing pillar!>Noooooooooo I can't be expected to be responsible for my ow mouth!
>>33697503Women, do you like guys with long hair? Had some guy yell at me from his truck that I should get a haircut and I look like a woman
>You should never approach a girl at the gym, she's not there to talk>omg why are you not approaching us at the gymfoids explain
>>33698283hot but if they're not here to put it in their mouths then it's just cruel to make it throb >>33698285it's not that easy
>>33698294>so it worsensOh, it gets worse? or better? And in what ways?
>>33698296Age does have something to do with it. I'm not in my thirties anymore.
>>33698294>my sexual interests r already preeeetty broad so it worsens...i don't even know what to say, chairman.
>>33698299>do you like guys with long hair?Not really my thing. I don't necessarily dislike them, but most guys are not concerned about their looks enough to rock long hair.
my hair looks like the guy from lies of p's hair right now
>>33698223today i learned that not having sex with someone is the same as considering them subhuman! this is why no one takes incels seriously btw
>>33698274That used to be the case because building a life was much more straightforward until about 20 years ago. People now don't just lack the necessary life skills, they actually seem incapable of acquiring them
>>33698310cute
>>33698294How many moids would you like to take turns with
>>33698304>different women with different opinions>'EXPLAIN YOURSELVES'
>>33698310my hair looks like that evil insane twink from danganronpa 3
>>33698313correct, and i do not think the solution to that is establish a life so i can find a woman that's right for me. probably the solution is to post on imageboards and complain to strangers.
>>33698311it's weird how obsessive they are in their own stuff yeah
My hair is balding
>>33698307Well ok at some point, but not when you are still sexually active.
>>33698321jimmy, lha, mkg
>>33698325>but not when you are still sexually activeSounds like you're confusing cause and effect.
>>33698288Why is it inevitable? Even when it's bad, we have to believe it can get better.
>>33698229>How are you all this fucking bad with spending?I'm not. So far this month I've only spent money on food, batteries and a mold to freeze soup lolYour wife is just bad. Sowwy.
>>33698298>Noooooooooo I can't be expected to be responsible for my ow mouth!I don't think you're someone who would ever take your own advice. I also notice how the complaint is that women spend too much, and your solution is that I need to contort myself to fit into an even more grotesque post. Fuck that.
>>33698311nta nor am i an incel but if you're indoctrinated to believe that you are inherently unlovable then, by extension, it is going to collapse all signals to meaning they're unlovable, and those are of course most signals from most people (things other than love). i think you should treat incels gently.>t. department of public empathy (DOPE)
>>33698316thanksdon't call me cute though you're gonna make me blush >>33698319I've heard about that series but I'm not sure what it is, I'm assuming it's a videogame
>>33698311>i learned that not having sex with someone is the same as considering them subhuman!It's actually called, "being married."
>>33698279Unfortunate.>>33698286Hi!
>>33698338nta, it's a murder mystery visual novel with anime writing. very fun games though
>>33698326kek that's fake myao
>>33698342Ironic, only the fake can be trusted to speak the truth.
>>33698326YIKES!!!!!!!!
There's a famous "musician" that I hate so much that I really, really want to **** her. How do I cope with this in a healthy, non-destructive way?
>>33698349kill yourself probably
>>33698341sounds interesting
>>33698349wth did she do
>>33698349most sane moid Sabrina Carpenter fan
>>33698326myaosimps... it's OVER
>>33698203yeah shes hot. her nose doesnt look fat but i think shes jewish>>33698224post a part of you on soc atoga. i think you might be surprised.>>33698186whats her atoga name?i need to update atoga femanon encyclopedia. There are a few unnamed femanons that i see regularly here that i need to label. I did come up with "swamp anon". I hope she's doing well
>>33698355I'm at least two of those anons so I'm good
>>33698299I like the idea of it but I almost never like the execution
>>33698351Rude and uncalled for!
i hate having sexual urges so much somtimes and i want to catch fire
>>33698354nta and i honestly dont find sabrina carpenter to be attractive on her own but she's pure sexo and i need her to bounce on it like a pogo stick
>>33698360Prove it.
>>33698363if you want to "catch on fire" you can put my hot (meat) rod inside of you :3
>>33698352if you can get over the cringe anime vibes (or if you like them), i'd recommend the games. super fun, decent mysteries, striking art. there's like 5 or 6 chapters per game, the first half of every chapter is pure visual novel. then, someone gets murdered. you have a point-and-click investigation, then it moves onto the "trial" where you play mini games to solve the mystery. they are available on steam, originally for psvita though and that's how I played them.
hug?
>>33698360her makeup is heavy yeah but i think she's cute overall.. i don't know enough about her though
>>33698334I'm the first anon you responded to and I literally included your wife in my criticism but for some reason you decided to take it entirely personally
>>33698363https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J91ti_MpdHAThis one goes out for you.
How do other femanons feel about pickme femanons like myao who larp as clueless chungus retard child despite being a full grown adult?
women, i feel like giving you one hot take. which do you want? you can make it about anything, i'll have a take on it.
>>33698366no emoticons
>>33698364I don't even really listen to her music but there's something about her that makes me want to nut down her throat and have her write a lyric in a song about eating my jizz for breakfast
>>33698370I'm hung, yeah! Oh wait, that's not what you asked. Sorry.
>>33698368Post hands.
>>33698369>then, someone gets murdered. you have a point-and-click investigation, then it moves onto the "trial" where you play mini games to solve the mysteryok that actually sounds very fun I'm going to check them outnot a fan of cringe modern anime vibes but hey I can put up with them (I prefer older anime)
>>33698291stay strong ladies ㅠㅠ>>33698306i hate mime man !!depends, it just kinda gets increased by like 10x>>33698308shhh u didn't hear
>>33698370yes please I need a hug
>>33698317one at a time please>>33698321uhhhhmm>>33698326i leave for like 10 mins n this shit happenedno ??????
I hate women.>>33697639I hate you.
>>33698374i hate self-infantilizing pick mes like lmyao. reminds me of that scene from community from the christmas episode where annie is singing "teach me how to understand christmas, show me how to open a box" literally every time i see baby idiot girls here
>>33698376but the emoticon makes it sound less rapey
>>33698385One at a time but how many in a row are you feeling rn
>>33698374I just don't read posts from namefags.>>33698375The new NHL CBA.
>>33698388but i'm okay with rap-
Gut yontif, goyim. I’m feeling charitable this holiday season and I wanted to share an old axiom for those with interest in the market: buy Rosh Hashanah, sell Yom Kippur. Thank me later!
Normalfag general
AttentionI am no longer a namefag
>32 YO KHV>Loose skin from dropping 180lbs>retarded and soberI never felt loneliness until this last month. All I want is a wife and a family but I feel as if its just too far gone at this point. Women, how over is it for me?
>>33698375potatos
>>33698393Just because I'm a married homeowner who just had sex two days ago does NOT make me a normie you jerk!
>>33698374i'm dumb myself but in general what others do is not my business, i need to worry about my moids hands syndrome
>>33698342thank u ( ;´ - `;)>>33698374>>33698387loooord
>>33698380Danganronpa is great. You might also like zero escape. Basically people get kidnapped and have to play deadly escape room games. So it's a VN with extensive puzzle gameplay. The story is really good (at least for the first two games)
>>33698374>despite being a full grown adultIs she though?
Need blonde
>>33698391I see! but is it rape if you're enjoying it though?
Need to hate women more
>>33698396Based. Good job on losing the weight and being sober, you should be proud of you for doing all that.While it's not mandatory, if you feel bad or insecure about the loose skin, set aside money for surgery. You'll look fantastic after.It's not over unless you give up. I don't envy you if you start dating in your 30s, but it's possible to find love. Good luck.
>>33698374filtered her a while ago
>>33698374don't even notice her
>>33698408your hatred for women is inversely proportional to the distance of their mouths from your penis
When I make tomato soup... am I supposed to use peeled canned tomatoes? Or just normal ones?I have some cherry tomatoes that I want to mix in, but they're not enough, so I have to get some extra from the store.
>>33698402I'll add that one to the list, not too familiar with VN's I only played ddlc and I only did it because my ex wanted me to play it
>>33698401cry on ur simp army's shoulders myao, think about how you can turn this into playing the victim to get them even more invested in you.
>>33698407i'm sure no one would be able to tell so
>>33698408no need anon we already know you're gay
The secret is that the biggest women haters are always womensee: Florence Nightingale
>>33698401If you can't pick any specific anons, I think it's fair that every moid get a turn with you
>>33698413You're supposed to roast tomatoes in the oven. Maybe with some roasted garlic, too.Onions and carrots in pan until brown, throw roasted tomatoes, add broth, blend it, eat it.
>>33698416I'm sure I would be able to tell because you would start getting wet and you would stop struggling and screaming for me to stop
>>33698418I'm not a homo.>>33698419nor a hole
>>336984152-3 lonely incels is not an army.
>>33698309>>33698359I take care of it. I'm also tall and fit and have a nice face if that helps.
>>33698409Thanks! Started a weee bit over 400lbs and 225 this morning. Ive been lifting for the past 6 years so pretty damn muscular so its not TOO bad. I think getting sober and finding what I want a bit later in life has helped a bit.
>>33698415If she starts crying on my shoulder, It would turn me on
>>33698411>>33698410>>33698403>>33698400>>33698390>>33698387kek if you are all women you are all based.
>>33698424yeah keep telling yourself that
>>33698422>roast tomatoes in the ovenDidn't think of that, but I'll give it a try tomorrow, thanks.Do you peel them or just puree the skin in too?
>>33698415what army ????>>33698421HARD no
>>33698428MaleMedjoul
>>33698426Yeah, it does. In general if you're well dressed and the long hair looks intentional (has a haircut, it's soft and brushed, etc) it's fine.>>33698427That's fantastic! You've done a great job, I'm really proud of you. You worked super hard. Did you do anything specific to lose weight? Or just cut calories and drinks? What do you want to do? :)
>>33698428Mgoing for a walk at a cemetery and sit on one of the graves and have a smoke together and maybe sex inside a mausoleum
>>33698423the police is here i need to hide sorry anon
>>33698396Not a woman, but I'm proud of you anyway. Maybe you'll find love and maybe you won't, this world is full of uncertainties. But I'm certain that your life is still better in many domains when you take better care of your health, and you're making great progress to get to where you need to be.
>>33698428MShitposting on atoga and r9k together.
>>33698444how could you!!!
>>33698381>dependsbitch I just wanna know what you're into
>>33698437Roasting any veggies you put in soup will make your soups 10x better. It's a pain in the butt and takes extra time compared to throwing them in a pan and boiling them, but it's worth it.>Do you peel them or just puree the skin in too?Just puree it, but I hate peeling.>>33698428F. What kind of things do you like? My husband and I went to a botanical garden recently and it was really adorable.
>>33698428F. Competitive defecation; whoever forms the largest turd wins. And I always win.
>>33698383hug!
>>33698442Cut out booze, counted calories. I just want a dumb little townhouse, spend time in nature, someone to grow old with. I dont need much in life, just stability. oh and a 225lb over head press
>>33698453You keep my sweet Yuzu out of your hornyposting!
>>33698453everything ..?
>>33698428F. We're going to watch a movie at home and have sex on the floor.
>>33698456
>>33698457thanks! *hugs you back* I feel much better now
>>33698459*DMCAs your Yuzu*Now what.
>>33698439Okay, every moid except ENTJ
>>33698459Make me.>>33698460If you're into everything, you're into nothing. You're not compelled by one particular thing or another?
>>33698421myao would NEVER partake in such whorish behavior, didn't you know she's a pure chaste little asian girl who's never known the touch of a man? she's so innocent teehee, but you might be the lucky moid she opens up to... but not before you cashapp her a few times for "emergencies," of course...
>>33698460including getting pissed on????
>>33698390>The new NHL CBA.don't follow enough hockey to understand the consequences or reasonableness of the CBA. i generally support unions in theory (idk if the nhl player association counts as a union or not) but in practice they seem pretty self-defeating, helpful i'm sure for job security and safe/reasonable worker practices but i'm not sure if that's worth introducing yet more bureaucracies into a worker's life. personally i try to put myself into positions where a company or deal will really hurt without specifically me.>>33698397are you the femanon strangling her life? a very high tier vegetal and one of my favorites of your garden variety vegetals
>>33698397Dan Quayle does not like this post.
>>33698468still no ??>>33698469too embarrassed to say anything specific ..>>33698470why do people keep saying im a virgin
I need to be raped by a femanon so bad!!! I need to be tied to the bed and I want her to inject something in my arm that makes me docile and I want her to cut all over my body while she rides me and I also want her to bite my neck and shoulders
>>33698458Understandable. I hope you find it. You did fantastic so far and clearly you can achieve whatever you set your mind to - losing almost half of your body weight and staying consistent for years is a feat that almost everyone fails at, but you did fantastic.Keep it up!
>>33698473>You sound like funthanks! good to know my ideas aren't completely awful
>>33698475>won't kiss and tell on an anonymous imageboard, even when ovulatingyou're no fun
>>33698471umm uh uhmm uhhmm>>33698473hi !!
>>33698428F Depends if it’s a first date or not. Picnic at park is always nice.I also like going to Cheesecake Factory . Idc if it’s hs tier. I never dated in hs so I love it when he takes me now. It’s also by Barnes and noble!>>33698396I think you need to find someone similar to you. Frankly, I don’t want to date someone like this. I’ve taken care of my body my entire life and fat and ex fat people gross me out>>33698374She was nice to me so she’s okay.>>33698360I liked her until she start being over sexual and weird. I hate sexual liberation. It’s all a moid plot. We need to be witches wearing robes and sacrificing moids
>>33698165You shouldn't be posting teenagers on 4chan anon...
>>33698476>while she rides meShe will ride her 10 inch dragon dildo up your asshole until you are bleeding and then force it down your throst so you get a taste of your own blood and feces! <3
>>33698475>too embarrassed to say anything specific ..let me guess you fantasize about being kidnapped and raped and the rapist is your dad
>>33698428mnever asked a girl out on a date before but if i had one interested in me i'd probably shoot for activity + meal afterwards. see if there are any local events for us to do, bonus points if it's something in her interest or a shared interest. i guess the idealized date for me is like>shared interest event, or something she is SUPER enthusiastic about that i can be enthusiastic about learning>a nice meal>maybe an additional walk to get like an ice cream or some similar thing
>>33698472The NHL-PA is definitely an union. Their representative is the ex secretary of labor lol
>>33698483>umm uh uhmm uhhmmno way!!!
>>33698482do you understand how many different categories n kinks n specifics there arethe list would literally never end>>33698488my father ???another hard no
>>33698475You are boring
>>33698454>It's a pain in the butt and takes extra timeI got time, so I'll give it a try.I might actually make it a tomato-carrot--potsto soup, since I want to use up the veggies I still got here.
>>33698484you are spiritually fat for eating at Cheesecake Factory
>>33698486woah hot except for the forcing it down my throat part
>>33698498>except forDoesn't matter what you want.
>>33698381i DID heari discovered my CHAIRMAN is a...a...a hoor! how could you do this to me! i thought we had something special but then i learn you're a HOOR and a PERVERT! what a sad day...
>>33698493>my father ???>another hard nook but besides the father part, you do fantasize about being kidnapped and raped?
>>33698493how do you feel about /ss/
>>33698495If you can buy pumpkin... tomato soup and pumpkin, potato an carrot soup. Fantastic. Roast everything but the potato (boil those). Nom nom.
>>33698507I already had pumpkin soup today and yesterday, so I'm looking for something a bit different now.
>>33698363Maybe I have a problem but sex urges for me is like hunger. I’m easily able to ignore it. I can probably fast 40 days no problem.
>>33698510Dang it. My freezer is 90% soup at this point of the year, and pumpkin soup is my baby.
>>33698499no don't make me choke on that dildo while you overstimulate my cock please
>>33698496I’m 110 lbs (50kg) and 5’4.5 (164 cm)
>>33698515no one's touching your cock in this scenario
>>33698491damn lol admittedly i do not keep up very much with corporate/political marriages because, well, i have other things i can comprehend better.is it important that their rep is ex secretary of labor? or rather, how suspicious is it that the ex secretary of labor is now the head of NHL-PA?
>>33698496she is ugly and so thirsty for attention she spams her own pic
>>33698413What do you mean by "normal ones"? Tinned tomatoes are all peeled here
>>33698087>Should I play Uncharted 2? I played Uncharted 1 and weren't very impressed.FYes. It's my favorite Resident Evil game.>>33698374>How do other femanons feel about pickme femanons like myao who larp as clueless chungus retard child despite being a full grown adult?It's pathetic and immature. I don't have to play a role to make moids horny.>>33698395The anon formerly known as namefag>>33698419What's the woman's equivalent of "if all you ever do is sit in yo house, hating on a nigga's mistake, you probably diabetic, faggot"?No one brings a woman down quite like another woman. Usually out of jealousy.>>33698456Stop LARPing as me, faggot.
>>33698519you're so mean! I'm going to rape you next time unless you start enjoying it, then I will pull out and use a taser on your tummy instead
>>33698428MMy last date was at a museum. They had a public speaker and beer/wine. It was pretty fun!>>33698454>My husband and I went to a botanical garden recently and it was really adorable.Bruhh I've been wanting to do that for a while but every time I get baited and spend the entire day at the zoo and have no time for the botanical garden! Next time I start going out with a girl again I'll probably try to go there though.
>>33698523yo quit eating tinned tomatoes and peel the damn things yourself!!
>>33698515>while you overstimulate my cock pleaseNobody is touching that worthless thing.
>>33698532y-yes ma'am
>>33698527LMAOWe also wanted to do zoo + botanical garden but got baited by the zoo so we came back the next day and had a lovely picnic at the garden.
>>33698513I don't know why, but that "dang it" made me chuckle.I still have a hokkaido pumpkin in my cellar that I will use for more soup at some point. But not right now.>>33698523>What do you mean by "normal ones"?Non-canned tomatoes.
>>33698485no just a picture of the skirt dummy. i can look up the store online
>>33698538Hokkaido pumpkin is the best. You're an anon of taste.
If i see a girl my age looking at an exhibit a museum alone, can I hit on her and start talking to her or is this a bad idea?Whenever I am out at a museum or wherever I am hoping someone talks to me. It happened once and I spilled my spaghetti
>>33698476What if I want to rape you nicely?
>>33698542Start talking to her. Do not hit on people right off the bat.
ughhhh no motivation for coding. gender and what would you do to motivate me? (there's only one correct answer btw. also negative incentives make me defiant so threats won't work)
>>33698541Thanks. I like them because you can eat the "skin" too, just gotta cut away the dirty or maybe rough parts.I have three butternut growing, but I am not entirely sure when they are ripe.
>>33698529>Yeah it's a good date idea with the right woman. I don't smoke but we could drink lollol I don't drink. at least it gives me hope that there are women out there that would enjoy this idea
>>33698542TALK to herIf you get along, you can ask her for her numberThen text her a bit and if things are still going well, then ask her out
Women, what's keeping you from looking like this?
>>33698532I'm going to cut your hand off and use it as a sex toy
>>33698542F, you may talk to her but I would advise against flirting right awayMuseums are a good place for a quiet conversation. Just talk about the exhibit or history etc and go from there. I've had my fair share of museum visits where I'd seen a single male but was too shy to approach, there very well may be others like me
>>33698550>CV: Kana HanazawaA girl has been begging me to get into Gachiakuta and you might have finally swayed me
>>33698550being 3D and over the age of 12
>>33698550They are probably not fucking retarded enough.
>>33698544NTAYou'll have to rape me instead, since I prefer a nice rape.
>>33698547It's why it's my fav too. Especially as a soup lover, I just put the whole thing in the oven and then in the mixer.I usually harvest mine when the stem becomes brownish and hardens :)
>>33698544hmm that could work if you at least punch me a couple of times
What do you normies even do on dates to museums.I cannot imagine going to a museum and talking to a woman about archaeology. Will she even follow or care? Does she even know anything about animals to care about them in the zoo?My only experience with going to zoos and museums and stuff with women are with my sister and female cousins and its so dreadful. When im with my male friends its a good time.
>>33698552Gay.
>>33698550Why are there bdsm ribbons literally sewn into her thighs
>>33698553Ok since you're F, if a guy starts talking to you at a museum and he's your age do you assume he's into you?Do you want those single males approaching you?>>33698545>>33698549are you m/f?
>>33698561Talk about the exhibition, hold hands, enjoy ourselves :)
>>33698560Sorry I can only do pushy pervert, not violent pervert>>33698558Yay!
>>33698562how is it gay to jerk off to female hands?
>>33698565I'm >>33698545 and F.
>>33698561It's probably not a good first date option but pretty comfy if you already know her and are comfortable around her. I took my gf to the museum and it was really fun. lots of things to do and see. Protip: you can take her to the biology section and make funny sex jokes and then go home and fuck
>>33698561I took her to a science museum, so we talked about stuff we saw, scientists from her country and my country, etc. I told her some funny historical stories I learned about the scientists as a physics major, and then when we got to the demo area, I held her hand and helped her turn the handcrank when she couldn't build a charge fast enough.It helps if you're already familiar with some of the subject matter
>>33698563It's a thing people do
>>33698561Museums are kind of pointless now with the internet. All exhibits are posted online with close up images on the websites with detail. It is a bit cool to see some things irl but imo its all about posing and taking pictures with the exhibits. thats what creates the memory
>>33698542Walk up and say>Huh huh huh, hey baby, uh huh huh, wanna do it?
>>33698567>Sorry I can only do pushy pervert, not violent pervertfine you can rape me nicely then>Yay!no!!! rape me!!
>>33698542nag. you need to work on your thought process a bit. when people give the advice "be yourself", they're saying don't get caught up in meta-thinking ("what should i say? what should i do?" etc).you will not harm someone by talking to them. you WILL harm them by approaching them with an agenda. having an agenda isn't necessarily bad (going to the exhibit A museum) but operating under an agenda almost always is (striking a personal conversation to achieve some end). when you overthink things, it shows in your behavior, and that makes things feel inorganic which is inherently uncomfortable because now suddenly you aren't human, you're something someone doesn't know how to interact with. a human wants to connect, an algorithm wants to complete, and people don't date algorithms (yet).the best news for you is that we live in an era that is VERY connection starved, so by merely approaching someone irl as a human you're already probably adding like +2 or +3 to a girl's rating above other people (and it IS possible to become some girl's 12/10 or 13/10 guy, believe me)
Would you rather get married in a colourful Japanese kimono or a boring white dress if no one judged your choice?
>>33698565I wouldn't ever assume anyone was into me if they were only talking to me. I'd be happy for the conversation and much more receptive to continuing things further though
>>33698565I'm >>33698549 and M
>>33698569not gay but wierder than jerking it to feet for sure>>33698573>people>a woman literally covered in tattoosyeah I'm good thanks
>>33698578Boring white dress.
>>33698571>make funny sex jokes and then go home and fuckholy reddit/normie
>>33698573holy shit that's hot, new fetish unlocked
>>33698569>female handsI don't have that, buddy.
>>33698567I'm glad to hear it! You can have me any way you want, so how would you like to have me?
>>33698578NAG but unless I'm marrying a Japanese woman, she better wear the white dress
>>33698581>not gay but wierder than jerking it to feet for sureyou're only saying that because footfags are way more common
>>33698585they're femenine enough for me
>>33698579really? if i were a girl i feel id have my defenses up a bit more. this rando could be a rapist.
She told me she would "suck the soul right out of me".Guys, I'm scared. Is she like a demon or something???
>>33698530Why would I buy mediocre tomatoes grown outside peak season when I can just buy tinned tomatoes that were picked when they were perfectly ripe and in-seasonI grow my own tomatoes but that's not enough to sustain a man>>33698538oh, unless you live somewhere that grows tomatoes and it's in-season it's typically best to go with tinned
>>33698595making up scenarios now, are we?
>>33698396first, drop the incel speak. nobody serious identifies as "kissless" or "handholdless". hopefully you're just including that to be topical on 4chan and not actually identifying as those things or have a complex over them.your insecurities are not reflective of other people's thoughts. they may or may not be aligned, but you need to operate under the assumption that you're fine to a large spectrum of people...because you are. probably always have been, even when you were really overweight and/or an addict. what is way, way more important is focusing on learning how to connect with people (i'd wager you probably aren't very good at that if you're 32 years old and a virgin. not throwing shade, i'm effectively a virgin at 29). focus on that instead of worrying about things like loose skin or being a retard. i'm not a girl btw.
the only good thing about summer is that femanons' armpits get all sweaty and smelly
I told this story before here but it still haunts me. I once was out in public in the city in a public skating rink. A cute asian girl told me she liked my fit.I panicked and said "you too" and skated away.Was she into me or just being nice?
>>33698599>unless you live somewhere that grows tomatoes and it's in-seasonI do.Tomatoes are available nearly everywhere year around.
>>33698599mf you cook what's in season not COPE with tinned products
>>33698605Cute. Could be both, I'd lean "into you"
I'm feeling weak that means it's time to eat something
>>33698600...n-no...
Changing when I go home so I can talk to her on the bus and maybe ask her for her phone number.Either gender, what kind of things have you done to get to know a crush?
>>33698607This is basic cooking knowledge. Tinned tomatoes are pretty much the best tomatoes you can buy if you want to make sauces, stews etc. This isn't one of those situations where tinned things are worse than the fresh product.
>>33698611Threw bricks.
MenHow would you feel if your new wife wanted you to "rape" her on your wedding night to consummate the marriage? Like a war bride or bridenapping?
>>33698611Generally linger, arrange things, or finagle the situation such that we end up sitting together or some shit.
>>33698611Asked her out even though she said it was only a hookup
>>33698615
>>33698576I have plenty to go around, dw>>33698586Truthfully, I just like the idea of having a male to take out my many sexual frustrations on, but I'm not the dominant type and I'm not a big or strong person so the only way this could be accomplished is through casual groping. Coercion is pretty cool too
>>33698542When I was single I wish more men would respectfully ask me out.It actually happens so rarely. I would go out to bookstores, parks, etc and the only guys that ever approached me were sleezy guys who were clearly pick up artist types. I even went on dates with some of them but it usually ended because they pretty much wanted sex immediately and I was not about that.But this is just me.
>>33698604I walk around covering like 1/8th of my body and you say the best thing is my armpit sweat? I hate you niggas so much.
>>33698605probably into you. she didn't talk about skating or how you were skating or whatever, right? 'cuz if not, she was going out of her way to interact with you about YOU, seems cut and dry to met. virgin moid
>>33698578Don't most Japanese women even prefer a proper wedding dress
>>33698623>I have plenty to go around, dwok but me first because I asked first
>>33698623Is femanon pale and frail?
>>33698611M I stalk every social media i can find from facebook, ig, linkedin etc. I try to download everything i can about her to find any red flags. Sadly I always do and end up never acting because of it.
>>33698615Really depends how hard she's gonna commit to the bit and resist me>>33698611>>33698618>playing smash bros with a bunch of friends and we're playing>the new cute girl wants a turn>as soon as one of my friends say he's taking a break I set it to teams (2v2v2v2) pass her his controller and then say, "Oh wow, guess we're teammates. What's your name?"hehehe
>>33698626well that depends, do you have a flat tummy?
>>33698612i did not actually know this, i just assume all tinned products are probably okay but that's all they'll be (unless they're sardines, which means they'll probably be good). thanks for the lesson anon.
>>33698637>well that depends, do you have a flat tummy?I have what is colloquially referred to as "cum gutters."
>>33698615oh hell yea that'd be a lot of fun, i'd appreciate her leveraging stuff that's meaningful to us both to have good sex (another thing that'd be meaningful to us both, hopefully). fuck that'd be great actually
Is there a way to see unique posters? I need to analyze typing patterns for specific femanons. All femanons today want to be raped and suck male anon cocks? yeah right. I bet half of them are male
>>33698623AYRTHandcuffs and the like can fully restrain a guy very easily. Then you can do whatever you want to me.
>>33698611FChecked their social media
>>33698642gross
>>3369862499% of messaging to men is 'don't approach women cause they hate it and you're creepy' so we don't. Funnily enough the actual creeps don't gaf about the rules in the first place so they still do it
What is it about goth and alt girls that guys all seem to like?
>>33698611The most I've done was look in a student directory to learn her name, then look her up on Facebook and the news (she was an athlete)
>>33698648It just means abs. So not flat.
>>33698642God that's so fucking hot.
>>33698636Yeah exactly, you've got to take chance into your own hands.
>>33698611>Either gender, what kind of things have you done to get to know a crush?male, my main strategy was to quietly sit far away from them and then pine about them whenever i'd have a few moments to myself in the shower. (this is a very bad strategy, i do not recommend it to other anons)
>>33698651Just look at them.
>>33698615I just can't enjoy that can't of fantasy
>>33698644Buy a 4chan pass if you want to see the IP address attached to each post.
>>33698608damn i fumbled>>33698629nah she did go out of her way and tapped me to tell me this. we were by the entrance though. i feel so bad because if she was into me she probably feels so much worse for trying to ask out a guy and feeling rejected when everyone says a woman asking a guy out is easy af.
>>33698651High contrast and/or bright colors are pretty. Plus there are sexual connotations related to how visibly different styles "break norms".
>>33698653my question was for femanons.
>>33698631Of course, just for you :)>>33698633Yus indeed..>>33698646I do like the idea of bondage for practical purposes like this...
>>33698663if a girl goes out of her way to get your attention and compliment you, she's fishing to give her number awayShit stings but you'll do better next time!
when is it my turn to ask a question?
>>33698642oh so you have abs do you have prominent muscles?
>>33698578I’m Japanese and I would do Kimono>>33698630Don’t know what you mean with proper one. White wedding dress is popular for reception but most will do kimono for ceremony and photos. We do a third change for the after party as well
>>33698650>Funnily enough the actual creeps don't gaf about the rules in the first place so they still do iti guess this is the natural consequence of any rules. the only people that follow them are the ones that care, and the ones that don't care are the causes of the rules in the first place. guys have attention rn wrt loneliness, but i feel really bad for girls, i don't think this is a fun time to be a girl whatsoever actually
>>33698651I was bullied and sexually harassed by an alt girl in middle school
>>33698670what's your opinion on having sex with a guy while he sleeps?
>>33698672do you even have a question? if so now is your chance to ask it. i am a guy.
>>33698651a reminder that if she doesn't listen to bauhaus she is not a real goth
>>33698677cant tell if this is a negative or positive>>33698675>guys have attention rn wrt loneliness lol you think it's any better for guys? It's just a shitty situation all around
>>33698615Uh fuck yes? How much eagerness should I show?
>>33698682>i am a guy.pfft suuuure you are.
>>33698674I see
Women,How much of a turn off/ick is it for a guy to be a virgin at 23 and to have never even kissed a girl?
>>33698615No, if we're going to do any sort of RP I'd like it to be that I'm the king and she's the newly crowned queen and we talk about the heirs she's gonna give meThinking about it now, that's cringe as fuck isn't it
>>33698624MI don't know how to do this honestly. I saw a cute girl at the park reading a book recently. She smiled at me as i was skateboarding. What the fuck am i supposed to say? I don't now the book shes reading so cant talk about that. It would be weird to stop and start talking to her. shes clearly reading and doesnt want to be disturbed.
>>33698651they are, and i mean this quite literally, the ONLY class of women right now that put any amount of effort into having an appealing aesthetic for guys. i have the impression that young women are constantly bombarded by messages that encourage them to do the opposite, and i think the goth/alt subculture is a bit counter to that (it would only do so accidentally, though).
>>33698550I’m not drawn
>>33698691nag but under 25 its fine.over 25, go see a hooker.girls rather date some ex-degenerate with sex experience than a virgin after 25.
>>33698691NAGI was in that same spot and my ex who took my first kiss/first time loved it.
>>33698680I respect the kink but don't get it myself. Isn't the fun supposed to come from your partner's reactions?>>33698691Not a turn-off at all, I wouldn't date a non-virgin
>>33698670nta, but cute pic
>>33698691Not turnoff. I’m 22 virgin, but I have kissed.
>>33698686well, speaking as a guy i do not think it is any better for guys. i actually don't think it's a very comparable situation, i think men and women have an extremely orthogonal set of issues to individually contend with (this has historically been the case for the last few billion years at least)>>33698688HEY! HEY! THAT'S NOT A QUESTION! WOAH!
>>33698670Whst made you have sexual frustrations and which are they?
>>33698686I really missed her after she was sent to a psych ward
>>33698713The BPD cooch would go hard.
To all the asian femanons hereI love you
i really like seeing girls with acrylic nails.i dont have a hand fetish but manicured hands are really feminine and pretty. makes me want to start making out with them
>>33698713lolI shoulda seen that coming>>33698715true that shit would grip tighter than those socks they wear at the psych ward
>>33698716Why
>>33698716isnt it just myao?myao is asianjh is black/latnaff is arab?rest are white i assume?
>>33698715I wish she had a boyfriend I think...
>>33698716Thank you~
>>33698717good to know pedro pascal is an atogan
Whatever happened to neuro?
>>33698703>I respect the kink but don't get it myself. Isn't the fun supposed to come from your partner's reactions?well what about your partner's reaction when he wakes up with you on top of him? in all honesty I don't get it either
>>33698673>oh so you have abs do you have prominent muscles?Not anymore. At least not my upper body. I still have big legs, but I got tired of people talking about my lats, delts, and biceps.
MenIs it cheating in an RPG to grind well past the point I need to
>>33698722What?
>>33698721Mayo is American
>>33698721who's "ff"?
>>33698730No I do it all the time.
>>33698734Full Frontal
>>33698730No.Get a life though
>>33698727What part of the lore are you caught up on?
>>33698729Are you trans?
>>33698739No
>>33698730No. Some games specifically allow that on purpose, even.
>>33698730no but i would seriously (non-judgmentally) question if that is the best use of your time
>>33698741Last I heard she looked for someone on soc or r9k to marry she explicitly said she wanted someone to abuse her, she got engaged to some African, then I heard she divorced because he was too abusive?
>>33698738Still doesn't ring any bells
>>33698734My guess is Final Fantasy
>>33698747Look I'm just bothered that some party members are level 25 and others are still at 12 so I'm grinding okay
>>33698751well train them all at the same time then dummy!!
>>33698703NTAIt's your chance to do whatever you want to them while they are powerless to resist. By the time they wake up, things are already happening. It's an incredible start to their day (or the best way to wake up from a nap).
>>33698730Games should be a challenge but not painful (unless bragging rights are up for grabs)
>>33698729I see, well good job! I know it's not an easy thing to accomplish, even if they're not prominent anymore >>33698730no, you can play the game however you want that's one of the things I like about rpgs
>>33698749She posted full frontal nudes and showed off her tits and pussy close up for us
>>33698728I think the response part of intimacy is what I find so appealing about it, so yeah>>33698712I've never done anything intimate at all. I have a complicated relationship with sex>>33698705Thanks, she is cute :>
>>33698730No thats a game mechanic, think of it as a difficulty slider but you have to work for it. Not a man, but had to say something
>>33698744>Are you trans?No, it's the black genes and a decade of consistent training.
>>33698763>I think the response part of intimacy is what I find so appealing about it, so yeahme too but uh for some reason I like being abused sometimes idk what's wrong with me
>>33698732She had a boyfriend, I was never getting my dick in the crazy...
>>33698763How old are you, if you don't mind saying?Sometimes, virgin women have the most interesting ideas and fantasies about what they want to try out with a partner.
>>33698750Apparently not kek>>33698760Swiss?
>>33698767Are you the one known as JH
>>33698644If you're in the /atoga/ Discord then you can use the Firefox extension that flags all posts in the thread from people who are also in the Discord at the same time as you.
>>33698374She's just a baby. Let her do stuff and stop being n words.
>>33698770nta nothing is wrong with you, that is your brain braining probably a little too hard when somethinf bad happened to you
>>33698644Yes, pay the slightest attention. You should be very easily able to pinpoint exactly who is posting what, especially for femanons.
>>33698703>I wouldn't date a non-virginWhy not?
I didn't get ice cream
>>33698651I am ugly by conventional standards, so I want a woman who doesn't follow conventional standards. Simple as.
>>33698787tragic. i would get you ice cream.
>>33698734Foot facey she has an unfortunate face shaped like a foot.Prob best hardy body of the femanons tho.You can tell shed ride you all night
>>33698787I'm proud of you. You don't need those calories, and you'll hit your target weight that much faster for it.
>>33698777No, I'm the one that used to always get confused with JH, so I started posting lesbian ships (most notably Korrasami) to distinguish myself.
>>33698797I need to gain weight though. But I need muscle not fat so its fine
>>33698799certified hood JH moment
>>33698782it could be. I would always blame myself and tell myself I deserved it when something bad happened and in my head abuse = love for some reason
>>33698787
>>33698799Could have just used a trip
>>33698801Are you trying to do a body recomp or a bulk? If a bulk, a dirty bulk or clean bulk?
>>33698770I would abuse you nicely and consensually. I've found that sometimes the best way to get over a taboo desire is to indulge in the fantasy until its novelty wears off, and then work towards forgiveness after>>3369877321 and probably not that exciting lol>>33698785I'm a virgin and want my partner to be at the same level as me. There's a religious element to it too
>>33698787I’m eating Greek yogurt (strawberry flavor with white chocolate chips)>>33698780What’s the atoga discord >>33698691Idk where this idea that women want manwhores come from. Stop listening to Andrew Tate and onlyfans girls
>>33698807>Could have just used a tripBut then others could filter me out. Plus, I like my femslash collection.
>>33698374Myao is a pickme? Tbh, I don't think she is.And I don't mind the way she acts because sometimes we all need a little Myao in our life. We all need someone who's super nice to us (it's a pain in the ass to be nice, genuine or not) and she fills that. And I'm not jealous over moids here because it's not that serious and neither are the moids here the kind to fight over desu. And there's enough moids to go around.
>>33698611Cute, is that Leon S. Kennedy praying?
>>33698815Is that a downside? That's honestly the only reason I've ever considered tripping
>>33698813>I would abuse you nicely and consensually. I've found that sometimes the best way to get over a taboo desire is to indulge in the fantasy until its novelty wears off, and then work towards forgiveness afteraw how nice of you, have you gotten over taboo desires that way?
>>33698815Anybody who can't stand you already just skips over your mass replying anyway.But I get that narcissists don't like making it easier for others to ignore them.
>>33698816ok myao you can put your name back on now
1am, time to try to sleep...Good night.
>>33698810I am not doing any of those. I just look too thin. I don't really understand what the purpose of bulking is, can't you just eat the right amount for you to grow?
>>33698829Good night, anon!
>>33698799You know I just realized that the type of chicks that self insert as Harley Quinn and the types of guys that self insert as the Joker are exact opposites and are natural born enemies.
I’ve had pretty girls at work give me their number to text for work related stuff. I should never text them to just hang out right?One of my male coworkers once texted me if I wanted to hang and I was down and we had a good time. It seems like a lot of people at work also do the same with opposite genders and many date each other. But it feels wrong do this with opposite gender for me.
>>33698826why is she a pickme?
>>33698803probably makes a lot more sense than you'd think. sex modulates a lot of the physiological aspects of the stress response because a stressful brain/body gets in the way of reproducing, you get very strange things as a result of that i reckon. i think also too since so much of the sexual response is inherently enjoyable and automatic, people get fucked up because of mixed signals. parts of them like it while other parts don't, their brain kinda shuts down decision making because sex, and now they're left having to sort all that out while also feeling like they made choices. it's a mess.it's not nice to try and work out details, so i won't, but i'd reckon you probably had abusive contact with someone that's SUPPOSED to be a secure figure, so now you have crossed wires (& i am sorry for that)
>>33698825Nta but why are you so bitter. I like the anons that mass reply because I can easily group them and know who they are
>>33698835Dude does she even answer any questions? She just comes here and says hi to other namefags and replies to her simps
>>33698836>but i'd reckon you probably had abusive contact with someone that's SUPPOSED to be a secure figureyes my parents, don't know if my ex counts but she was a bit abusive too
>>33698821A few, yes, but on my own, not with a partner. And pretty kitschy weak stuff
>>33698841Sometimes she does but how is she a pickme? She just talks about some random shit and replies to people
>>33698832Harley stans feel liberated by their craziness. Joker stans feel victimized by it.
>>33698814>Idk where this idea that women want manwhores come from. Stop listening to Andrew Tate and onlyfans girlsIt's not that I think they want manwhores.It's more if they are put off by someone so unsuccesful?
>>33698833i mean i would never do that, but i've never worked a job where i've had coworkers. if it's good enough face to face, it is good enough for texting so as long as you aren't asking them anything you wouldn't in person at work, i'd do that. i would also just ask them out in person at work in that case.
>>33698843congratulations! even if you think it's "weak" stuff it's still not an easy thing to accomplish at least that's what I think
>>33698835Nta, she’s an American that writes what she thinks is a stereotypical anime character would act. The bubbly positively you feel is fake, it’s for attention.
>>33698839NTA NTA but I find mass replying just gets my posts ignored anyways.
>>33698850and how do you know that, she likes the attention sure but it doesn't feel fake
>>33698826Not her, anon
women do you think you could beat another similarly sized woman (roughly same BMI, roughly same Body Fat%) in hand to hand combat?
>>33698842your ex kind of counts because you're expected ro be vulnerable w/them, although parents or other similar people are usually the bestowers of attachment issues (probably because they serve as prototypical attachment figures). i bet your ex had a lot of the abusive traits your parents had?
>>33698864It's really great and the theme music is so majestic.Other Coen brother movies are superb too, they know what they're doing.
>>33698841>>33698850Nta, but liking attention is not the same as being a pickme. I've never seen her degrade femanons to make herself look good, which is what "pickme" means
>>33698860People don’t act like that outside cartoons and vtubers
>>33698869>I've never seen her degrade femanons to make herself look good, which is what "pickme" meansThat sounds more like MKG honestly
I figured out that it's not just women I have trouble with when starting conversations, it's pretty much anyone.Imagine this situation: you get to know me a bit so you send a few messages and we have a nice little chat. But then you won't hear from me. I just don't know how to keep it going. A decade ago it wasn't like this. Now I have this beautiful woman talking to me and all this time later I don't know how to initiate a conversation with her because in the back of my mind maybe I'm bothering her.
>>33698826Kek, I'm stupid (>>33698861) but you get the point
>>33698871idk she reminds me of someone that I met irl
>>33698866yeah I already had attachment/abandonment issues that my ex made 10 time worse. every time she would get mad at me she would hint that she was going to leave me, being with her was very stressful I even started smoking because of her
>>33698846Anon, If you were a girl would you want to date someone you labels himself as unsuccessful? I don’t understand moid mindset…
>>33698865Yes, I think there are very few women my size I couldn't beat, as I have actual fighting experience, combat training, and am significantly stronger than nearly all women in my weight class.
>>33698869Nta. That’s the good part of her made up persona, she can’t actually attack anyone otherwise it would fall apart. She’s stuck in character and that’s funny. If you know writing you will find it funny too
>>33698871my best friend acted like that, he is trans now though
>>33698872kek, he does like to peacock
>>33698861Btw but what am I looking at here
>>33698869NTA, but you're wrong. A pickme is anyone who goes against the grain and goes out of their way to show that fact off in an attempt to be chosen for attention over others who hold the more common opinion. Literally why it's a "pick me". She types like that because it's different from how actual adults communicate on 4chan, making her a pickme. She's just a second-rate anon:3 or SweetNLow in that regard, since she doesn't even have an interesting gimmick or body to go with it.
>>33698883This exactly, it's hilarious. Exactly what happened with SnL where she started regularly cracking ITT so she left and just took her simps to her Discord.
>>33698865Probably no. I'm physically weaker, even than people my size>>33698849Aw thanks anon! I hope you overcome what ails you soon as well
>>33698869Agree. Korra poster is the worst pickme.
>>33698874I’m the opposite. I can start and if I know you well I’m the most charismatic guy ever. But if we are just getting to know each other it’s brutal. I need some purpose. Like we’re at work or working on some kind of project. Just chatting to the sake of chatting? Can’t do it unless we are already friends
>>33698898I am like this too. I need to play something or do some other shit if it is just taking I blank pretty hard
>>33698861what does this prove?
I’m going to rape myao and have my dick rearrange her guts
>don't hit on girls at work who are forced to be nice to youWhy do I see this zoomer bullshit advice so much? I always flirt with cute cashiers. If she is forced to be nice to me, that means I will always have a positive experience. If she doesn't like me, that's her own problem and it's on her to figure out how to reject me. Guys, if you want to practice flirting/gain social skills, do it with cashiers and waitresses. You're welcome.
>>33698897Go fuck yourself
>>33698894>Aw thanks anon! I hope you overcome what ails you soon as wellthanks! I'm slowly getting there!
>>33698883I can't assume she's a pickme and treat her badly as such all because she's a pickme but hasn't been proven yet, anon. By that logic, we're all (something) just haven't been proven yet. Also, anon, if you worked in the service industry, you know how difficult it is to be polite and nice. If she's doing it at no one's detriment, I say let her. We all need that energy every once in a while, even if it's trumped up.
>>33698907based
>>33698907This is sociopathic
pinning myao to the ground, ripping her tank tops and sucking on her boobs (by force)
>>33698907the advise is "don't hit on girls at work who are forced to be nice to you, because it's an asshole move and won't get you a girlfriend". your response is "i don't want a girlfriend, i just want to be an asshole." fine then, asshole.
You fucking women are impossible to figure out>noooo please don't fap to my family photos>noooo please don't hit on me while I'm working>noooo please don't call out creeps who ask me out in the threadWHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEWOMEN
>>33698887A post myao made and a comment replying to her, showing there's no (you)>>33698888Yeah, no, again that's an attention seeker not a pickme. You're trying to redefine the word, all because you don't like her. If someone likes to pop up, that's cool, as long as they're not undermining others, which she's not doing.
>>33698911>at no one's detrimentNTA but unabashedly treating the thread like a chatroom by namefagging and spamming the threads with nonquestions and emojis is definitely a detriment.
>>33698911We are all something, but she has to be that character. You may feel a good energy from that, a lot of us don’t because we see through it.
taking bunny toy and putting it myao's mouth to stop the screaming. Ripping myao's panties off and raping her tight body in missionary
>>33698907flirting is not the same thing as hitting on, and in fact flirting exists so that you do not have to hit on someone (a fact that apparently is lost on zoomers). flirting is how you get to the point of asking someone out (and yes if you're flirting with a cashier/waitress AND she's clearly into it then obviously no person has any issues with that like with literally any other scenario)
You can't say pickme anymore you don't know how to use it
>>33698909Truth hurts huh?
>>33698897Sorry, I don't know who that is anon>>33698902It shows I didn't get a (you) when someone replied to her
GenderEver looked up "how to adult" type stuff?
>>33698933myeah...
i left to eat dinner what is happening
>>33698922Being a pickme is by definition attention-seeking behavior. You're splitting the hairs on the minutia of the term, but it is generally used to describe someone who rejects the usual stances of their peers for attention from the opposite sex. That's not negotiable. And even if you refuse to acknowledge the etymology, you have to acknowledge that namefagging and chatroom spam are definitively attentionwhoring activities.
>>33698934You forgot to ask a question lol
>>33698933like how to do laundry? i did that
>>33698661I mean that doesn’t mean that much. I can’t post without WiFi because of a ban from a post that wasn’t me.
>>33698907>>33698913>>33698918NTA but counterpoint: why do people automatically assume that the girls working are all secretly misanthropic and hating having to talk to everyone that comes up to them?
>>33698933MYeah, of course, how else do you learn with shitty parents?
>>33698937hot gay sex
>>33698945Nobody is assuming that
all femanons have DSL and I need their lips around my cock asap
>>33698945talking isn't flirting. not wanting to be held socially hostage by some horny asshole isn't misanthropy. there is no point here.
>>33698492jose ?>>33698494:c>>33698500noo !!!!!>>33698501uhh>>33698502public execution
>>33698888She's better than :3- she and her ugly scribbles were annoying af
>>33698923I disagree. I think Myao is a net positive. Again, the thread gets abysmal at times, she's a welcome change to the palate.>>33698925No, anon, I'm not it's saying who she really is (tho for all we know, she could be a person who is more comfortable not arguing, being confrontational..), I'm just saying there's no reason for me to assume she's a pickme, out of all things she can be.
>>33698933FDon’t we all? No one knows everything
>>33698957Worst opinion I've seen in a while. OC is based.
>>33698957Fuck you, she was a good lady. You guys harangued her nonstop for making friends off of here who willingly did not shit up the thread chatting with her.
>>33698955>uhhI'll take that as a yes
I think most women want to hang out and make friends. everyone wants to.i just dont want her thinking im into her even if I am.
>>33698933MTax stuff
>>33698878damn, i hope you can quit smoking or move to a superior kind of nicotine delivery (i'm talking about pouches btw). suppose you're only given spicy candy as a kid. later on, as an adult, you're given a selection of candy. it is natural for you to assume that each candy will be spicy. when you try one and find that it is not spicy, now you have to contend with this world where some candies are spicy and some candies are not spicy, and how do you deal with that? i think the worst part of an absusive (or otherwise bad) household is that it tangles your learned, warped experience of the world with the actual world (which is one of averages), and the process of getting your worldview from a distorted one to an average one is hard because to merely establish equal footing, you now have to try out a lot of candies to FEEL like it is not a standard property of candy to be spicy. human relationships are a million times more complicated than candy usually, but all the same problems are present. my thoughts are a bit lateral (sorry), but do you get what i'm saying?
>>33698958Look at this wall of a post with replies: >>33698955 and tell me that's a net positive for the thread. It's not helpful, it's not engaging, it's not insightful nor is it divisive. It's literally nothing, she brings nothing but empty shit to the threads. You can crush on her all you want, but nobody buys your white knight shit as anything but the natural product of her boring shitposting. Don't try to justify it, you're both cringe for that.
>>33698287what will it cost me>>33698296i just want to vent, i want to stay unseen>>33698356>post a part of you on soci'm not going to do that sorry
>>33698962I never said anything to her nor would I have cared about that
What happened to ween? the femanon who used to post skribbl. I miss her.
>>33698968I now smoke 20 cigarettes in 2 days, I think I might be getting worse.but yeah I get what you mean 100% and it's true now what's supposed to be normal feels alien to me like I can't imagine myself in a non-abusive relationship
>>33698958No one real writes in persona, anon. Look at it >>33698955That is for attention.
who is the most rape-able femanon?
>>33698974Great. Eventually, every time she posted, anons en masse freaked out on her for adding anybody from here at all.
>>33698980me, but i'll never tell you why.
>>33698933mi mean i look up how to do things i don't know if that's what you're asking, sometimes i've had to do that for basic things because my parents often didn't do a good job at that. i certainly don't don the "lol adulting is soooo hard v.v" persona because it's genuinely embarrassing for an adult to IDENTIFY as adolescent.
>>33698980none of them.you need to treat others with dignity and respect.
>>33698980Kittenposter with an asterisk. That asterisk being that she WANTS to be raped.
>>33698529i dunno what to talk about anymore>>33698716larb u toos>>33698721there's a couple asians here !4'11 japanese anon, like 2 korean ones (i think), probably a couple filipinos somewhere ..
>>33698984why not
>>33698986BASED
>>33698990were you born in korea?
>>33698986Im going to tie all the femanons in room naked with you in them and you will end up raping them
>>33698986FUCK THATSEE >>33698920
>>33698930The truth is that no one will ever love you, and that fills you with such vitriol that you can do nothing but try and bring others down to your level with superficial insults.
>>33698969sorry !!not trying to shitpost or anything, there were a bunch of replies from like 2 hrs ago that i didn't respond to cuz i left ㅠㅠ wanted to reply quickly to all of them :c>>33698986myao approved
>>33698996I think the opposite it more likely
>>33698939> You're splitting the hairs on the minutia of the termKek, you're literally wrong. Pickme comes from the series "Grey's anatomy" where I forgot what's her name says "Pick me, choose me!" And then it became synonymous with girls who try to appeal to men by acting and voicing opinions that extremely side with men and or degrade women. Myao does neither. Why she does what she does we don't know. It could make her feel good about herself to have a space where others gush about her/her persona, or maybe she's genuinely not a confrontational person and just likes to appease all parties... None of this is necessarily entail she gets bad feelings when others get attention or want to tear them down as a result which is what pickme is.
I feel like I am starting to develop ED. I am 29. KHV, never been on date. Sex drive and horniness has dropped so much that I don't care for it. I cant even get crushes and dream about girls like I used to when I was in my hopeless romantic era.I have no desire to even pursue like I did a 1-2 years ago. Are these the wizard powers I get at 30? Complete immunity toward women?
>>33698977lmao nicotine is uniquely addictive, seriously i hope you switch to something else because it's only going to get worse.how many relationships have you had outside your ex? or has she been the only one?
Women, please talk about sucking dick.
>>33699006No, that's called depression.
>>33698978See >>33699005
>>33699006>Complete immunity toward women?Yes, you'll miss it though Even being an addict is more fun than having no desires at all
>>33699006I say this because I dont wake up with morning wood anymore. I heard this is a sign of EDI don't goon or have sex.I used to have wet dreams weekly now its like every 2 months
>>33699006probably just depression and or stress. you're reaching the age where you can't coast on youthfulness for sex, sorry.
>>33699009Hmm I don't feel sad though. I like going to work and chilling with people there. I like hanging with friends.>>33699013I don't feel stressed. What do you mean coast on youthfulness for sex? I never had sex lol.
does the H in KHV stand for Hugless or Handholdles?I've gotten hugs by women before but never held hands with one, so I figured the latter was harder.
the vibes in this thread are absolutely terrible
Women, what is wrong with this
>>33699000You did it in this very thread. You are the definition of a pickme.
>>33699021nothing! that's the most luxurious prison cell i've ever seen, i'm glad we're improving conditions for the incarcerated, if only slightly.
>>33699018I've been glomp'd in high school but it was just girly behavior nothing about interest in me. I suppose that counts as a hug.ive never held hands with a girl either other than handshakes.
>>33699021me.png but even less stuff
>>33699021I would somehow toss the blankets in my sleep, roll over and hit the loose dumbbell Xbox or bench.Anon add some more color too.
>>33699028me.png but room is much smaller and less stuff
>>33698980don't know but I'm the most rapeable male anon
>>33698524>It's my favorite Resident Evil game.What?
>>33699008>Women, please talk about sucking dick.NAG. Did you miss the ovulation thread?
>>33699021M, needs a window
>>33699015i was talking about sexualness in general. not feeling stressed or sad doesn't mean you don't have depression, don't be fooled by the word. it is talking about actions and not emotions (usually it is the case that the two are connected, but they don't have to be). given what you said about not waking up with morning wood very often in another post, which likely rules out psychological causes), you might be having some sort of hormonal issue. (that said, i am approaching 30 and also wake up with a lot less morning wood/get a lot less random erections so some aspect of that might just be normal. i don't have issues getting it up though)
>>33699027Yeah but I’m not allowed to.
>>33699033Why, are you ohioanon lmao
Women, what do you think about men with long nails?
>>33699012That could just be a matter of sleep cycles anon. You may simply not be waking up during a cycle when your body is running the ol' boner test.
>>33699029Can I take you out cat poster? Let's go to Red Sox game bbgirl
>>33699035>NAG. Did you miss the ovulation thread?Yes, and I feel left out.
>>33699007the weird thing is that sometimes I can go several days without smoking and I don't feel bad, not yet atleastand she was my first gf even though she was not good for me I still miss her a lot
>>33699038is it me?
>>33699042It’s time for me to sleep Anon. Are you one of the rare humans that like baseball?
sex havers of either genderlongest sex session you've ever had?
>>33699039no I'm not ohioanon and I'm the most rapeable because I'm very vulnerable and I won't fight back or struggle
>>33699010That character doesn’t degrade or side with men for attention or validation. it’s a funny line that was later used for what it is now. Pickme has never had clear definition, except that attention is a core part. You are splitting hairs. Mayo writes in persona because she wants attention, she wants to be noticed more than the other women here.
>>33699037Isn't this just aging. I bet my t levels are relatively low now. im gonna get my blood checked soon
>>33699040he sucks at sex
>>33699048mdoes e-sex count? once a girl i and seeing and i, being apart and not having anything else better to do, kind of just gooned while we were on our respective stimulants for like 8 hours lol. very very fun but never going to do it again
>>33699006>KHVwhy do you whiney faggots always start your posts with this? I know what it means but why do you feel the need to say it every single time?
>>33698730No. As long as you're having fun. Just don't cheat yourself out of a good time by grinding the fun out of the game.
>>33698917Is she Asian?
>>33699052yeah anon but when people talk about aging i think they're usually talking about like being 40/50s going into your 50s/60s and not going into your 30s lmfao
>>33699053why is that?
>>33698615Like I married the wrong sister.
>>33699055not my intention with that question but interesting answer.
>>3369904810 hours with your mom she's a huge slut
>>33699061did you plan on fingering her with long nails? did the thought of fingering her even cross your mind? that's why
>>33699021Nothing, with dimmer lights this would be pretty awesome.
>>33699047Cat poster, its 7:42 PM. You aren't going to sleep. Who are you kidding? I used to play baseball in high school
>>33698626Obviously it's the booty.
>>33699045yeah. well it sounds like you were able to find better relationships, which is good, but probably there were a lot of first-time aspects of the relationship NOT provided by your parents that she did which was probably extra meaningful, even if she was overall abusive. maybe she got you to lower your guard to a degree you haven't with others? that happened to me anyway
>>33699066I guess I haven't but ignoring the sex part how does it look?
>>33698995nope, america !!>>33699021bad bed placement, ur vulnerable from every angle
how do i know if im going crazy againif im still questioning if im crazy i should be fine right?
>>33699077Can you appease the people of Atoga and answer why you write like that and why you sign your posts?
>>33699074>how does it look?not a fan
i like you myao, ignore the haters
>>33699081me neither its annoying
>>33698865Probably. It's a toss up of are you matching skill level? Because I technically don't have any. But when I dated two guys at once I gave both of them reasons not to even try.
>>33699039Nta but it's pretty cringe of you to constantly bring him up whenever rape comes up
>>33699063sorry. seemed relevant. in that case probably no longer than like 10 or 20 minutes but i have not had a lot of sex (my relationship history is weird) so that's not a meaningful answer. an hour of making each other feel good seems reasonable to me if we're like /planning/ on having fun though
>>33699073she was mean yes but she would reassure me too and be nice to me and uh call me a good boy and all that stuff it was the first time I felt loved, it was all very confusing she was nice but also mean. my parents never made me feel love I always felt like a burden to them based on how they reacted to me wanting to spend time with them.
>>33699051Yes, the character didn't and I didn't say it did, but that's how the term originated and then came to be used. You keep saying I'm splitting hairs all because you want the term to be synonymous with attention seeking and it's not. And since you've made the same points for a few comments now, I feel comfortable leaving the conversation at this.
>>33699008You want me to talk about him?
>>33697611I think it was just poorly worded on my part. This was a specific situation, I don't think of this for all women, but I can see a majority of them. >>33697688>Why was she mid?she wasn't , she became mid after she whispered what she said desu. She was pretty and hot but I got mean girls energy so I put her in the mid box.
>>33699078Nightingale?
>>33699083i'm also team myao, people here are too uptight and will whinge about the thread being shit even though the entire thread is just them whinging about the the thread being shit, it's embarrassing
>>33699090You’re the only broken record here, anon.
Girls, are you a “hood commodity”? In the hood, are you where it’s at?
>>33699078if u ignore them they go away eventually>>33699080write like what ? like abbreviations n emoticons n stuff ?>why you sign your posts?lols i got confused at which posts were mine
>>33698615I'm down for it. Can I give her a cute collar and a leash too?>>33698624Well that's really unfortunate but that's the problem with relying on cold approaching. What eventually did work for you?>>33698651They usually say a lot with their sense of style. Also they're kind of like male birds: their vibrancy attracts a lot of attention. They stand out from the crowd pretty well and it shows they have a fair amount of self confidence to pull it off.>>33698730Nah, it's fun when an RPG allows you to bend around some rules like that. I love it when games can be beaten through unconventional strategies.>>33698907Probably because being genuinely nice and flirtatious is hard for socially inexperienced people to pull off
>>33699097I will be team mayo if she actually acknowledge what she does. I’m okay with larping, I’m not okay with method acting
TFW no white colonizer gf to bleach my bloodline and teach me Afrikaans
>>33699021Bed doesn't have a wall. On the ground bad. Maximizing efficiency means less comfy in your brain. Offices want to ban desk stuff ahh room.
>>33699083ty !!>>33699103method acting ?
>>33699015>Hmm I don't feel sad though. I like going to work and chilling with people there. I like hanging with friends.You can still be depressed. Do you feel tired, a lack of motivation, a lack of interest in hobbies, or emotional numbness?>>33699021>Women, what is wrong with thisNot enough weight on the bar.>>33699048>longest sex session you've ever had?Without stopping? Like 2 hours. Including breaks, like 14 hours.>>33699072>Obviously it's the booty.Finally. Someone who sees the real men.>>33699040>Women, what do you think about men with long nails?Maybe it's my lesbian sensibilities, but I don't like long nails on men or women.
>>33699100Not abbreviation. You write in persona, why? You also would know which posts are yours, you are the only one that writes like this here
>>33699108Means always stay in character.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33699109>Including breaks, like 14 hours.Whoa dude
>>33699088oh hell yeah i totally know where you're coming from, i've only ever really been super big into one of my relationships, and that was also the one and only relationship where i sorta felt celebrated for being me. painful thing to lose. painful thing to realize the relationship was bad despite those nice things, or trying not to associate the two ("i can only be loved by damaged people" is not a good lesson to take away from a relationship). i'm actually still working through that, i hope you can find some way to move past that stuff anon
>>33699027
>>33699021I'm not trying to smell the floor if I'm lying down to fall asleep. Also sleeping on the floor gives me a feeling of vertigo. The ceiling starts to feel too high and me far down. So I'd get a bed. Other than that, I enjoy minimalism and not even in a tiktok declutter-your-living-area-and- use-neutral-colors type of way; I just get overwhelmed easily and I mostly prefer empty spaces and only essentials.
>>33699114chad's diary farm
>>33699083I just went through all of her posts in the thread; she literally contributes nothing and just feeds on attention and seemingly doesn't know how to formulate a thought longer than a couple of words at a time
>>33699111>>33699113ima be real herei genuinely just am this way ?? like if u talked to me irl, id sound the same ㅠㅠ(minus the emoticons n stuff)
>>33699098i'm nta and they're kind of 100% in the right. i know, i know, i used "pick me" as a synonym for attention whore for a long time, too
>>33699115There was a lot of role switching, foreplay, and aftercare, so it's not like I was being stimulated for extended periods of time.
>>33699118You must love his money/influence, but gyatt damn is that one ugly mf nigga oml lmao
>>33699116I can't imagine myself with a normal girl but that just might be me still obsessing over my ex I hope I can get over this eventually, did you ever get over your problems? I mean the ones related to relationships and thing like that
>>33699122>she doesn't speak out the emoticonsi'm sorry chairman but this is the final straw for me, i am just not sure if you are the next america's got talent, and for that reason i am out.bzzzt.
>>33699098Kek, it's funny how you're pretending to not like Myao because she's an attention seeker yada yada when your ego is off the charts. You've used every trick to make me agree with you (like "That's not negotiable") I guess your ego is bruised she gets attention while you crave it and get none kekBtw, if you're a man and you haven't, come out of the closet already.
>>33699121obsessed over pixels
>>33698816she fills the anon :3 niche
>>33699122No you don’t. That’s an act. You think everyone here talk the way they write in real life? Of course you don’t.
>>33699122I would drill a steel rod through my ears after having a conversation with you irl
>>33699135I keep seeing others drop her name these last few threads but I don't know who she is, anon
>>33699086Dude's obsessed with another MAN
>>33699124That's still a long add time
>>33698990>i dunno what to talk about anymorewym?Also this is the pot pie pic I took yesterday, I got the crust really nice n crispy>>33699114Outside of a university’s art or humanities college. They’ll only be clingy temporarily until they get bored of you so just keep that in mind
I still love you YES (you)
>>33699040Yuck
>>33699021MHow the fuck do you guys live like this?
>mfw reading this threadI think moids are the source of every problem in atoga
>>33699163So true. Femanon witch coven when?
>>33699128that is an ongoing project, i've had barely any relationships even including that one despite being almost 30. part of that is my own lifestyle, which is extremely seclusive. i guess don't make isolating life choices lol.i have the sense that a lot of my issues are downstream. that is, if i can get past one or two core issues, then it's just a matter of massaging that change through everything. for me, one of the major core issues is feeling comfortable with making myself vulnerable to other people, which i have not worked on and have made almost negative progress since things broke down with my last ex. my lifestyle doesn't really give me the chance to follow these instructions, but you get over these issues (and most other hangups) by:>1. learning to not FREAK OUT and to calm your ass down when you do freak out>2. learning to parse your thoughts and emotions responsibly so you can identify problem thoughts/impulses/etc and integrate situations better>3. engaging yourself in whatever problem activities you have until you can learn what 'noise' is for that activity, and then you can better understand what is or isn't bad.#2 is really important because in the course of #3, it is not unlikely you'll run into abusive relationships regardless of your own upbringing, and you need to be able to distinguish how representative a particular experience is.
>>33698933MYep. My mom doesn't know how to do certain things and my dad is really insistent on doing everything by himself so I don't get a lot of learning opportunities for some things, but I am good at doing my own research so I rely on that.>>33698945A lot of guys worry about coming off as weird. It's probably insecurity from our side of the equation, but many of us don't want to risk potentially ruining a girl's day.>>33698964Yeah, but that's what's nice about places like here. You can be really honest without all of the social pressures attached to it. Like in real life I wouldn't have the guts to talk to anyone and I'd probably sit quietly in a corner or something.>>33699021Women fear the chad minimalist
>>3369916370% of it. Tops.
>>33699151You ever been in love and horny at the same time? It's pretty good.
>girl confesses to me>alright sounds good lets do it>2 days later>only texts me for like 15 mins then disappears for the rest of the day>repeat every dayfemanons why are you like this?
Gender Did you learn anything from atoga today?
I need to know this before I go to sleep: does anybody else get tired and just gives up mid eating an apple? I start to eat an apple, get tired, say I'll get back to it later, hours later it's sitting on a platter, bite marks darkened and everything, and I have no will to get back to eating it because it's too much effortI'm not anorexic or anything, I don't know why it feels like a chore though
>>33699179buy smaller apples
>>33699179Slice it
>>336991765318008 backwards is BOOBIES>_<
>>33699179You should cut the apple into slices, anon. I won't finish a whole one either but I can easily eat a 1 pound bag of sliced apples in one sitting
>>33699157I don’t think you do. And you really shouldn’t.
>>33699175Was it a femanon? If so she prob realizes you’re a weirdo
>>33699183FYes!
>>33699183mi don't think so
>>33699176A few of the males here want to be raped by femanons
>>33699109Why, as a lesbian, are you here?
>>33699183mas ready as i can be, the real question is whether my future gf is ready for me (this answer should be no)>>33699176at least one anon here is ovulating
>>33699176I learned moids will save every picture of any girl posted and goon to it.
>>33699176MNo I've been watching videos on how to survive Saw traps and playing Fire Emblem all day. /atoga/ does what it does.
Women, what are you baking together with him?>food only, can't say babies>fine, if you really want babies too, how many goes in the oven?
>>33699197You should next learn how to take that as a compliment
>>33699021nag but this seems performative desu
>>33699183>checks home prices on ZillowYeah no. It’s kind of crazy you need to be a millionaire to date some random through foid
>>33698461What movie?
>>33699199Bread rolls bc I want to learn how to bake them
>>33699184Today WE learned :p
>>33699204Ran through*
>>33699202I had a setup similar to this before. Small room, mattress on the floor. If it works, it works.
>>33697639We heart you, babe :)
>>33698461Eww, JH, gross.
>>33699078Relax, deep breaths.
>>33699176MYES that I'm a slut that craves to be raped by femanons
>>33699209kek
>>33699168I will keep this in mind thanks anon
>>33699021and then those same women will freak out when they open my door and see willie wonka's chocolate factory. women are impossible to please, more at 10.
>>33699183Yes yes yes
>>33699197You learned that today? are you new or just not very perceptive? Some people will save everything just cause though.You may share some innocuous shit like a coffee mug, someone will have a folder of coffee mugs posted on 4chan just cause.
>>33699183Mnot anymoreI miss her I really want her back
>>33699186yes I do!!! why don't you believe me?
>>33699221of course anon, keep fighting that good fight. just remember that your issues like make sense and are reasonable, and they can be addressed! mine being left unaddressed is a calculated choice. i guess in short, be kind to yourself and take the idea that you have potential seriously
>>33699211Sure. They're performative because they want to appear like you. The point is that1. There is a known genre of post which is "look at how little I own. I only own what a man needs to own".2. They made sure to include stocks, weights, and a playstation in the pic. These are the things el retardos on twitter bust nuts to
>>33699194>Why, as a lesbian, are you here?>NTA>The Sith grew past the use of lightsabers,” Sidious had said. “But we continue to use them, if only to humiliate the Jedi.”
>>33699181Even smaller ones are too much to handle (a sentence many a moid on atoga would love to hear :p) >>33699182>>33699185I guess I'll try if slicing the apple, anon, see if that helps. Guess it's true an undertaking is easier when it's spliced into thinner tasks
>>33699183I want it more than perhaps anything else. But I'm convinced I would be a terrible boyfriend.
women hate the chad minimalist but they TREMBLE at the sight of the sigma maximalist. i will make them tremble moar.
>>33699183MI think so. She would need to be patient though because I am retarded
You, yes (You) pick up the trash and or clothes from your bedroom floor.
>>33699175>2 days laterDo you at least have a date setup or did you go out this weekend? If you haven't, what exactly did you agree to so far?
>>33699197that is kinda weird
>>33699236It makes me so mad that retards like this think that slamming a mattress on the floor is what minimalism is
>>33699228mint and chocolate is the best>>33699229I have potential?
>>33699228*posts Arnold handshake meme
>>33699238No. It’s still in rotation
>>33699197>>33699241Please don't judge us because of Julian :(
>>33699197Personally, I find it interesting to see which webms/images of women I post get saved and reposted ad nauseum
how can I tell if I'm actually cute and my gf didn't just called me cute because she loves me?
GenderHave you made friends from this place?
>>33699249pretty sure it is more than one
>>33699252MYes. One I stopped being friends with, two who just disappeared, and one who I still talk to daily.
>>33699225Anon, moids don’t have people reposting their pictures from years ago and talking about raping them
>>33699251Trust me, she wouldn't be with you if you weren't.
>>33699252FNo, but some people are friendly and that’s nice
>>33699126Nah, he's hot.
>>33699251whats wrong with her finding you cute because she loves you?
>>33699194She's not a lesbian she's bi and, if you believe her posts, has threesomes with a guy with her fiance so she still takes dick despite about to become gay married (until it gets reversed in the courts next year)
>>33699261seconded
>>33699199It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.
>>33699228Where is my mint oreo ice cream
>>33699257Obviously not as frequent but I would be surprised if it didn't happen at least once
>>33699251why do you need to be objectively cute, are you trying to whore around? slut
>>33699251Are you cute because she loves you, or does she love you because you're cute?But Gojo, does it really matter which one it is?
>>33699243yes, more than you know in fact because you can't ever figure out if you've reached your potential until you find a limit, and to find your limit you have to act like you have no potential (how else are you going the top if you never climb?). probably you shouldn't indulge in reassurance seeking though and learn to take people's expressions at face value
>>33699227I never met you. I never even saw your face.
>>33699257This is true, and there's been ample opportunity with the handful of selfies that got linked here some time ago. The only guy whose picture I see posted and derided is ENTJ's.
>>33699252Yes!
>>33699281I’ve never seen him. I just hear people call him Indian
>>33699252No.
>>33699252mnot from atoga, but definitely from 4chan in general. well, there's one girl i added from atoga, but she ghosted me. i hope she's still alive cuz she was a cool and fun person (aside from the whole ghosting thing)
>>33699165right now
>>33699291Are you that guy who freaked out about being ghosted and started punching walls
>>33699292right here
It’s so unfortunate I am mid because I would be such a great husband and father…
>>33699291>there's one girl i added from atogayou guys can actually dm atoga foids?
>>33699252mno...she ghosted me. well technically i ghosted her but only because it was clear she didn't want to hang out any more
>>33699292YippeeWhich moid are we sacrificing?
>>33699298You can't?
>>33699294LMFAO no i never punched out any walls, i was just sad for honestly long than i should have been>>33699298you don't see the drop down for their discord? pfft oh you were honest when you filled out the height portion of your 4chan profile? explains a lot..
>>33699301Me, if by that you mean sucking me off until im dehydrated
>>33699310have you considered getting better at talking
my last gf joked that I had AIDS because I was more experienced than her. Girls in general assume I'm a player. How do I stop this? I want to appear as marriage material. Especially with the last gf I had, she was wife material but seemed to take me in as a bad boy. Is it due to her age? She was 20, I was 34, I'm not tall, maybe a little handsome, but not head turning. I just like to talk to people and flirt accidentally.
>>33699298It's a heavy risk, one guy got rejected so hard last thread that I couldn't help but laugh at him >>33696075
>>33699301all of them, in due time. i suggest we start with MKG
i want a foid to dessicate me via dick sucking and then rehydrate me via dick blowing
>>33699311We will beat you with broomsticks
>>33699266That’s the exact same as Stardew. Bi, married to a woman, have threesome with guy. I thought the pics was about them
>>33699317damn getting rejected in an anonymous forum is heavy for you
>>33699311no we're going to hang you from a tree then bleed you out to fill up a vat in which we'll bathe in to stay forever youngah, the blood of virgins ..
>>33699317Serves him right
>>33699317I'd be surprised if a moid didn't get rejected off an anonymous onahole forum
>>33699269>BREAK IT DOWN BITCH>LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP>DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW>THEN PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP
>>33699310would you like to volunteer to be a human sacrifice? we can offer you nothing but the weird chanting of 3 strange atogan femcels
>>33699325Im not a virgin though, will that mess up your ritual?>>33699320Thats not how you use a broom, silly girl
>>33699311People say this but you've got to assume that it'd be genuinely a horrific way to die. Yeah it'd be good for the first few hours, maybe, but then you'd really feel like shit, and it'd get real painful too. And that's just the start. You're doing this until you fucking die
>>33699317>>33699324>>33699326>>33699329What is this crabs in a bucket bullshit
>>33699310Only 1-2 (You)s instead of 5+?
>>33699332both virgins and tainted moids have their... uses...
>>33699232This is the greatest compliment I have ever gotten. Thank you.>>33699194>Why, as a lesbian, are you here?To answer questions as a non-partisan. I think I have had a few gold nuggets of advice over the last couple of years. I have had direct feedback on that advice being put to use and being to others' benefit. >>33699199>Women, what are you baking together with him?Macarons, to flex on him. I made some raspberry and lemon ones. The cookie was red and the creme was yellow, but the cookie was actually lemon-flavored and the creme was raspberry-flavored.>>33699228I like putting the mint oreo thins in my mint chocolate protein ice cream.
>>33699334why am I in there
>>33699334rejected-kun...
>>33699258hmmm I guess that makes sense>>33699262there's nothing wrong with that but I'm just wondering which one is it, am I cute or did she think I was cute? >>33699274maybe....>>33699275well that's exactly what I'm asking!
>>33699336yes, sister.. may i have the hair this time? i need to finish my doll collection..
dude myao's simps are going wild after learning she's with jimmy
Women who do you ship Moviebob with?
>>33699320Witches used broomsticks because they were placing drugs on the end and using it as a dildo. Atogan witches = horny bitches
>>33699344Don't remind me...
>>33699345more like Movieblob amirite LMAO
>>33699334lmfao right? i was just thinking that same thing, reading through these responses, seems like a reasonable interaction between two anons lol and noticing that nobody gave props to the anon that rejected politely and was like not bothered by it (like a reasonable human being). maybe people shouldn't be rewarded for being reasonable but i like that anon a lot, i can see why the other anon wanted to drop his email
>>33699277>learn to take people's expressions at face valuewell that's gonna be very difficult because I can never tell what people's expressions mean (I'm assuming you're talking about facial expression) I might be a bit autistic I haven't been diagnosed but I'm pretty sure lol
>>33699325I don't want to bathe in moid blood.Maybe we can burn him and cast a spell that harms all misogynist moids
>>33699291people that ghost are some of the most cruel people and they deserve everything bad that happens to them
>>33699347yes, we continue this tradition>>33699342of course. i'll take his toes to create charms to ward off the foot fetishists
>>33699341>there's nothing wrong with that but I'm just wondering which one is it, am I cute or did she think I was cute?anon, i think it might be both :3c >>33699344did she actually? oh chairman what am i going to DO with you...
>>33699349True but answer the question
>>33699353there are many moids ripe for harvest in this thread, we can do all this and more
>>33699206>>33699213We were SUPPOSED to watch some stupid old horror shit like I've been begging to do. But he fell asleep right after he ate the stuff I made for us, and she fell asleep while we were talking and going through movies. I'm actually so mad, I wanted a movie and sex.
Women, how do you feel about your bush?
>>33699365It's gone by popular demand.
>>33699365I think it's a balance of elegance and maturity.
>>33699365i love my bush. i've always grown it out because i like the contrast of the hair and my pale skin
>>33699365Never came to fruition and never will
>>33699364If I were him I'd want you to wake me up.
>>33699353darling, it keeps our skin youthful!go fetch twelve rabbits for your bath then..>>33699356may i have the bones of his hands and feet?
>>33699368WHAT??? what is wrong with you!!!! it should be illegal for women to shave down there
>>33699352you may well be autistic if you can't read facial expressions well but i am not so sure i would assume you're autistic 'cuz if you're generally anxious about people then you won't be able to interpret expressions well (they'll all be biased towards being negative, maybe that's your experience?)but i meant like thoughts or feelings or opinions, expressions of the mind
>>33699368Good
>>33698461Fuck, now I'm missing those lazy Sundays watching Assassination Classroom with my hands up her shirt and her right hand in my pants...
>>33699358>anon, i think it might be both :3chmm guess I will never know, she did leave me eventually so now I don't know what to think
>>33699373if you can make due without the toes, otherwise, we'll have to find another one. would any brave men like the volunteer?
>>33699372Are you sure? How?>>33699374>>33699375He likes my weird pussy lips, idk what to tell you. He asked me to shave and I did, you can't get mad at me. Get mad at him.
>>33699368Need... to... stuff... face...
>>33699381i'm the original
Is Mayo Asian?
>>33699378At this point I'd even take just getting groped. Being around two hot sleeping people is torture.
>>33699355i don't agree mostly on the grounds that it's easy to ghost someone or to give the impression of ghosting nowadays, this is more the fault of technology than people imo. she was a good or nice person otherwise, probably she had some sort of personal situation that made her unable to stay in contact
>>33699362Based
>>33699376>(they'll all be biased towards being negative, maybe that's your experience?)I always assume they're negative I can't help it growing up everyone in school was mean to me and called me ugly
>>33699382>Are you sure? How?Bj, duh
>>33699382i'm hexing him actively. let the bush grow free
>>33699382>Are you sure? How?NTA but you should wake him up by putting his cock in your mouth
>>33699382>Get mad at him.he better not ruin more girls otherwise I will get mad
>>33699392>>33699394Is this another glasses licking moment? Can someone actually vet this shit? I didn't establish consent to do that while he's sleeping, so I can't.
>>33699390Now was this image made by a chick that hates men or a man that's into some freaky stuff. I'm leaning towards the latter.
>>33699395lurk moar you retard
>>33699395Not just any asian, she’s an ABG with a rich daddy! First to impregnate her wins
Females: Let's say we're on a date, and everything went well. We've left the bar/restaurant/whatever, and we're walking to our cars. Is it okay if I grab your hands?
>>33699382NTA, just start sucking his flaccid dick.
>>33699388I'd like to think the same about the girl that ghosted me but now I'm just angry
>>33699397He "ruined" at least two tonight with his bad taste in pubic hair. That much I can verify.
>>33699386American
is myao my wife?
>>33699390now this looks like a well structured and orderly society
>>33699380volunteer?how kind, but I'll just choose one by force.>>33699382tie him down and pluck out every hair on his head, fellow sister..
Hello atoga I just went on a date
>>33699398Is most males fantasy to be woken up with a bj but irl never had it so who knows how people react to such surprises.
>>33699402>ABGWhat's that?
>>33699398No, and I'm being completely honest. There are very few men who would be upset to be awakened by head. But to ask to have it performed on you defeats the point. It's like asking for a surprise birthday party.
>>33699416Fakecel. GTFO my thread!
>>33699403It would be better if you asked
>>33699413no. jh and actuaryanon chased her off for good.
>>33699414Why do you keep replying to yourself?
>>33699381Wrong
>>33699416how'd it go
>>33699413myao is my gf, fool
>>33699416Congratulations!
>>33699428>BWCWhat is that
>>33699398Just do it, he already likes you and there's zero way he's gonna hate you sucking his dick to wake him up, even if you were a one night stand
>>33699420Isn't she always talking about how much she wants dick?
>>33699360hmmm. there are many things i could say ot this post, but i think the main thing i'll comment on is this: from one quiet boy to another quiet anon, you need to find people that will be comfortable with your quietness. might also be worth investigating why you're quiet. i'm a very very quiet person, but the right people will open me up quite a bit; i imagine this is normal for quiet people. do you ever find people that do that for you? (you can only say "no" if you've given finding a lot of friends a fair shot, a "no" is meaningless here if you're a [fem|in]cel that refuses to go outside)
>>33699409KILL HIM!!!
>>33699432baby widdle cock
>>33699430
>>33699404>>33699417>>33699419>>33699433If this ends badly I'm actually going to quit this thread.
>>33699430Should've done Kim Jimmy or Park Jimmy
Why do lesbians masturbate with rubber penises and not rubber vaginas?
>>33699440yeah she's actually chinese but plans on marrying into my koream family that's why she says she's korean
>>33699444Checkmate atheists
Put me in the screenshot
>>33699416Good for you. Hope it went well.
>>33699442Report back in 30min - 1hour after you both are done fucking.
>>33699391well there you have it then, i'd reckon that's probably at least one factor. you should consider finding a therapist, they'll be able to put this all together for you way better than i'll be able to>>33699395oh she's definitely aging, we all are anon>>33699406>getting angry at people not in your life555-COME-ON-NOW
>>33699382This is ff isn’t it…
>>33699444Why do men masturbate with their hands? Do they fantasize about getting a handjob from another man?
>>33699333Terrible waste of trips
>>33699442Godspeed, hope y'all have fun
>>33699452man, why is the answer always therapy :( I don't want therapy it makes me uncomfortable
>>33699416
>>33699455I do my nails and pretend that it's a woman's hand cranking it
>>33699442You are 35 yrs old ffs why do you pretend to be so clueless about this shit
My last gf was too scared to ask about my past, knowing I mogged her in body count.Do femcels really?
>>33699454>>33699447bbc*
>>33699427He’s a 20 year old finance major who’s never been in a relationship and he couldn’t keep eye contact. But otherwise is cuteHe just texted if I want to go back to his place to watch a movie but that seems risky
>>33699455Women use their hands to masturbate too. This is something that you go out of your way to buy, hands are just what's available.
>>33699455I used to jack off without touching myself and just rubbing prone in my pants. Took me a while to start using my hands.
>>33699467>He just texted if I want to go back to his place to watch a movie but that seems riskyToo soon
>>33699334>>33699350I hate you people. I really hate you all. I hate that you try finding happiness here of all places. So I smile when your e-relationships implode. I’m happy when you get rejected. I cheer when some brain dead retard thinks he’s got a relationship going with somebody he’s swapped 3 replies with. In short, lol, lmao, fuck you and fuck off forever
I had a dream where I was making my ex squirt like in that old ass squirting tutorial videoI wish I tried that, I focused on her pleasure but a lot of the time I was just primally trying to get a nut off since she kept begging for it
>>33699467You should decline. He needs to learn how to be smarter, because he should have asked you to continue the date *while you were still out together*. Saying no for tonight is the best move for both of you.
I don’t like myao but can we stop with the rape and sexualizing talk about her? Can we just pretend she doesn’t exist
>>33699472The massage one?
>>33699450No promises. I'm going to brush my teeth first.>>33699464I've never sexually sucked off a sleeping man before. Excuse me for being so stunted.
>>33699467>He just texted if I want to go back to his place to watch a movie but that seems riskyHe just wants to consult investment strategies
>>33699471uhh
>>33699183MI think I need to work on myself some more but I wouldn't turn down the option if it presented itself.>>33699252Nope. I like to stay anonymous for various reasons.
>>33699467>He just texted if I want to go back to his place to watch a movie but that seems riskyDecline but be sure to include that you want to hang out more (if you actually want to) so he gets the hint he's going too fast but you're still interested in him. He has no experience so he's gonna fumble the bag a few times. If you like him you correct him and always give him assurance that it's ok
I’ve been on 4chan for like 12 years and I still don’t know how to filter people…
Damn, I remember when JH just turned 30. We are getting old.
On what level of fit/jacked/shredded do i need to be to attract femoids on dating apps? I have visible muscles, my pecs and lats can be seen through my shirt, my stomach is flat-ish, I would have a six pack if it wasn't for the bit of fat and hair. Do I need to be adonis belt tier? My last gf said I had a v shape. I think I just look like a normal dude.
>>33699455Fags don't jack off to flesh lights
>>33699461>i hate the doctor! they always poke me with needles!tough titty. a doctor isn't there to make you feel good, and neither is a therapist. but it makes sense when you think about it, your ability to interface with people is shot so you need to interface with someone in a controlled way so you can work up to interfacing with the people you need to in life. happiness is never gotten for free.
>>33699317Geez, every femanons ITT was probably laughing at him.
>>33699477Yeah. I saw it at as a 15 year old virgin and thought I'd pull it out one day but never have. She would have been the one.
>>336994844chanx
I nicked my face again while shaving...My gums are red and bleeding...The things we do for love... Women be grateful you never have to go through this
>>33699478>giving his man the 'ol minty dicknow THAT is what i like
>>33699487I do...
>>33699470>>33699473>>33699482I figured. He doesn’t seem a bit clueless on that front, not that it bothers me cause I’m also clueless. also I have homework so I just told him that I need to do it. >>33699479Noooo he’s gonna make me watch wolf of Wall Street!Also for some reason my captcha keeps getting reset and I have to keep waiting 120 seconds and I don’t know why
>>33699471all i have to say is:ning?
>>33699495>fat virgin comes in with cuts on his face>bad breath>HEEEEEYYY stacy, fancy seeing you HEEEERE
>>33699471I don't understand why the femanons don't clamor for you anon, you seem like a catch
>>33699495Skill issue. I haven't done that in the 17 years I've been shaving
>>33699499How did he ask you out for the date?
I always floss. My breath smells great. Also I'm not fat. But I also cut my face while shaving today.
>>33699499>Noooo he’s gonna make me watch wolf of Wall Street!If he unironically suggested it that, and you haven't seen it before- that movie is one of the horniest movies I've ever seen in my life.Anyway what'd you do for the date?
>>33699499>20yo finance bro>wolf of wall stLmao. Dude is a meme.
>>33699484I have to use another website?
>>33699423Really? I thought girls usually didn't like it when you straight up ask for something small? Big things, like sex, yes, 100% ask for them first, but with little things, I thought you were just supposed to read the room and figure it out.
>>33699485>the old orgy threads...
>>33699499>Also for some reason my captcha keeps getting reset and I have to keep waiting 120 seconds and I don’t know whyIncognito mode?
Cute kots
genderis it normal to pour through the social medias of a girl you're interested in? i've only ever followed one girl's social media and it was an ex-turned-friend who i (circumstantially) had no way of staying in contact with but worried about regardless.
I'd kill to be 20 again fml
>>33699504TinderHe recommended a more expensive place across town and I recommended pizza cause likeHe said he’s never been there so I figure he didn’t understand that’s not a first college date place nor easy for either of us to get to>>33699506Pizza then wonder around back to my dorm
>>33699499Girl run. He’s not the one. As a woman who works on wall st, there is nothing worse than these finance bros
>>33699514I imagine more people do it than we think, but I don't think it's a very good habit.
>>33699515Me too. Hell, even 25 would be great. I'd do so many things differently.
>>33699519>even 25 would be great. I'd do so many things differently.Like what
>>33699514M I do it. I try to weed out common red flags like >was in a sorority>black ex>pictures on someone’s boat/yacht>thirst trap bikini pics
>>33699519Same. Being 28 is just pain, pure suffering. I'd kill just to be one year younger, if I'd have to kill twice for 2 years I'd do it I'm so old I could die
I need pussy.https://youtu.be/zNIgaOngpakt&t=125
>>33699517>>33699508Sorry I was joking about wolf of Wall Street I don’t know what movie he wanted to watch I think he’s cute, an inch or two shorter but that's not that big a deal
Its over
>>33699478How do you get to be 35yrs old with an alleged double digit bodycount and you never woke your man up by putting his dick in your mouth
>>33699486As long as you're not obese or a twig you should be fine in that regard unless if you're looking for a fitness enthusiast
Just remember "femcels", it's this easy >>33699516
>>33699523Manage my friendships and relationships and career choices better.NTA.
I’m 27 it’s over
Life ends at 30 and I don't understand how JH does it
>>33699488okay well i didn't get a lot of responses but probably you shouldn't date people that have such an extreme lack of parity when it comes to interpersonal relatedness because it seems either abnormal or people that gather that are people with attitudes that are worth avoiding. how are you meeting these women?
>>33699538not JH but I honestly felt like my life started at 30I'm like going on dates and shit and I think I might get a gf before the end of the year.
>>33699529Ok...I don't like that he wants to "watch a movie". This is very moid code for sex.If you dont have sex he will talk about how you didnt let him have sex.If you do have sex, he probably just sees you as a conquest and will be on to the next.>>33699516>TinderWhy are you using this app for dates...At least use hinge... tinder is bottom barrel moids
Women, would you prefer a regular bf or futa gf?
>>33699530
>>33699529>I think he’s cute, an inch or two shorter but that's not that big a dealyou just put like 5 manlets on the path to healing psychologically with this one statement. angel status earned.
Women, can you manipulate men into thinking your idea is their idea?
Women, do you support TTD?https://youtu.be/wvlx7npP_tI
>>33699523nta but I wouldve focused more on the gym and realize I am not really that old so i should just ask out girls and get rejected because one will say yes.now I am old (28 as well) and asking girls my age is like asking out whores and single moms.at 25 there are still decent girls out there that are single. at 28 its game over.
>>33699540Based and hopepilled
>>33699540THISIt's like everything prior was the tutorial, where all the problems were incredibly minor
>>33699545Yes, but I don't like doing this. I want him to just know what I am thinking without me telling him
>>33699540Bro who are you dating at 30?sub 25 year olds?Im 28 and the +/- 3 years of me market is so bleak
>>33699548It’s mostly because I’m desperate.
>>33699552My point, when you're 30 problems are gonna be massive without a way out
I see this one guy as purely a business associate and a means to make money but he wants to be friends and get closer by hanging out. How do I keep him at an arms reach, /atoga/?
>>33699523nta, i'm only 29 but i wish i would have focused more on dating 'cuz i kinda skipped like a decade of that because i thought "oh maybe i should put myself in good circumstances before dating" only to find out at 29 this is not how you are supposed to approach relationships. probably this would have become more obvious if i dated more and stopped being a "once bitten twice shy" faggot. oh also fuck worrying about whether or not something is cringe, once you graduate beyond that you'll find that you're SO much happier in life, it is insane. it's such stereotypical advice and that makes me mad because it's GOOD advice that i disregarded because of its stereotypy
>>33699559Is he tryna smash?
>>33699489hmm why is life so complicated? but yeah I get it, I have gone to therapy before I got reallyr eally uncomfortable when the therapist was trying to make me get over my fear of making eye contact, I stopped going to therapy after that
I saw this interview about amber rose i think talking about how she doesnt like black guys or rappers and how she really like respectful white guys like ryan gosling but she got lonely and black rappers were the only guys hitting her up so she caved in and the cycle repeats.This had me thinking that most girls will probably say yes if i ask them out politely on a date. i see this "rizz" videos of guys getting numbers on college campuses. idk why its still so scary to do it.
>>33699495I can barely grow a beard so shaving is not much of a hassle but still I have never cut myself while shaving, I don't even get how some people do that by accident
>>33699564No, I'm a guy too. I'm just an obsessive workaholic and don't have any interest in partying or having friends.
>>33699561>oh also fuck worrying about whether or not something is cringe, once you graduate beyond that you'll find that you're SO much happier in life, it is insane. it's such stereotypical advice and that makes me mad because it's GOOD advice that i disregarded because of its stereotypyWhat's with atoga and dropping actual good nuggets of wisdom tonight?This is right. Within reason. Don't go out of your way to be a sperg in public but liking what you like is completely acceptable.
Women,Especially those who identify as femcels,Is this video an accurate description of femcels? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXV4Aew4SEw
>>33699350Yeah idk, I thought both handled it well
>>33699537It's not, my 27th year of life basically just felt like being 19 again for the second time.
>>33699574Did you know that the term incel was coined by a woman? And I don't think it was in a negative context. So femcel is actually redundant.
>>33699561same boat. but honestly at the same time, idk if dating wouldve done much for me.If you aren't financially secure, the relationship just won't work. I have friends now getting divorced because they didnt have finances in order.Finances are the main reason couples split up. That and management of chores.idk, I am def a decade behind becuase i grew up in a broken home and wasn't taught basics.
People who have experienced rape either as a perpetrator or survivor,Is this accurate?
>>3369957727 felt younger than 25-26 to me.28 rn and feel similarish still. but i know 29 is gonna feel old because my friend from high school will finish residency and be a full doctor.My mom got married at 28 too. my dad was 31.I thought id be married younger but man im prob gonna be later than my dad
>>33699516>Pizza then wonder around back to my dormWith him? Are you going to blog about how the sexy time went tomorrow?
>>33699565just like finding a good medication, you may have to try different therapists. nothing wrong with shopping 'til you find one that vibes with you, just make sure you find one that's actually leading you to progress (but you DO have to give it time, i'd personally give it 8 to 12 sessions before moving on, if it's a once-weekly thing).the goal is never to "feel" better at some point, btw. everything will always "feel" bad because mental healing requires time for changes to propagate and that happens slowly, and in the meanwhile you're engaging in things tht are uncomfortable. you're never gonna feel good for making eye contact. what WILL happen when you move past that, though, is that one day you'll realize you're making eye contact but not really thinking about the fact you're doing it, and then you'll feel like you can do eye-contact-things you've always figured you'd never do, and getting to THAT place is the goal. (the doctor aint tryna suck your dick, he's just makin sure it gets up when you need it to be up)
Question for women with large breasts: how would you feel if your partner said "milk truck jus arrive" in a bad Hindi accent whenever you took your shirt off?
>>33699582Nope. I agree that it's not some sort of grand conspiracy, but to say it's borne of indifference is stupid.
>>33699583I was in my second year of my first job at 27. I burnt out on it after I turned 28, thought back to the Master's degree I'd earned at 25, and was like "no, this isn't what I signed up for. What am I doing stuck at this entry-level job when I should be doing something completely different?" But I also think my development and my job-searching/interviewing and networking skills are deeply fucked from a rare strain of Super-Autism and that's why my Master's degree didn't do anything for me except delay my entry into the workforce.
https://youtu.be/8Mi64GmDQyU
>>33699590Do you think it's possible some male rapists feel like they love or are in love with their victims and that the rape is a profound way of showing affection? I've always suspected that's part of the motivation.
>>33699594No. They just desire what they can't otherwise get and decide to take it by force. Rapists are inherently pathetic.
>>33699588nag or related really but I remember I was in an RA dorm meeting freshmen year and this hot jewish girl who was drunk mentioned how she never saw me here before (i lived in a corner dorm and never really hung out there because all my friends were in other dorms). She came to my dorm and took her shirt off and had giant milkers.I made her put her shirt back on though and ddnt do anything because she was obviously drunk and I wasn't.Never talked to her again. I don't regret not doing anything, but i kind wish i asked her out when she was sober
>>33699591yeah i think changing jobs makes you feel younger. One of my favorite years was 2022 because i changed jobs. i started a masters. i just finished it earlier this year. i need to find a new job now that pays more. i just dont feel like practicing for interviews
>>33699597Khazar Milkers strike again.
>>33699569you might need better filters than "she existed at the same place i did when i was young and dumb", i genuinely think this would solve like 70% of your issues.>>33699573um all wisdom i drop is good and bigger than nuggets but alright. (and yes obviously in moderation, this isn't license to disregard all social conventions but just a realization that what makes you cringe is also what makes you interesting and when you can occupy the space of "interesting and understandable" then you're attractive to people'; same reason why you don't want to be too attractive)>>33699576there really was no aspect of that interaction that was really bad idk crabs just bein crabs>>33699580finances are big. i don't think you NEED financial security necessarily but what you DO need is an understanding of the financial situation with your partner. i have also seen finances ruin a lot of relationships.>idk, I am def a decade behind becuase i grew up in a broken home and wasn't taught basics.this really does just capture my base situation though.
>>33699594No, they are evil which is the opposite of love.
>>33699601I quit from Social Security Admin during the Elon Musk shakedown/hostile takeover and am now struggling to get a more grown-up mid-career job than calling out wait numbers for people who need to replace their government-issued Mark of the Beast cards.
>>33699594Lol, bro is fapping
>>33699595Were viking raiders pathetic?
>>33699607Didn't Jimmy win?
>>33699611Yes, their culture was one consisting of sexually repressed incels who got off on raping English and Irish women and mass murdering their men. They predicted today's culture of incel mass-murderers and rape advocates.
>>33699587the eye contact thing for me it's a mix of me not wanting the other person feel uncomfortable and me also feeling uncomfortable idk it hard to explain but I did noticed I do make eye contact more often lately the thing is that once I become aware that I'm making eye contact I get self conscious and I don't know where to look
>>33699577It is like being 19 again. In the process of building my startup, I’ve lost consistency going to the gym, seeing my friends less often, I have no hope of finding a gf.
>>33699588>milk truck jus arriveWhere'd this meme come from?>>33699597How'd you know she was Jewish?
>>33699582NRA (not a raped anon) but the whole framing of this post actually illustrates a favored tactic of a certain culture of people, which is to redefine words with common understandings to mean completely different things so that experts can tell them they're wrong when they aren't actually. so they say rape isn't about sex but power, where power is this abstract concept that is conveniently never explicitly defined (this is feature and not a bug as you'll see when you notice this pattern). and then you write insane rationalizations of things you notice in society based on this contrived stuff you've made and you're now a sociologist PhD! congratulations your degree should be in your mail shortly and is being delivered by a mailPERSON it's a mailPERSON
>>33699604>i don't think you NEED financial security necessarily but what you DO need is an understanding of the financial situation with your partnerI think this depends on if you (the male) have good parents that have at least a middle class lifestyle becuase worst case is you fall back on them and live at home for a year or so to save.I didn't really have that. I have some friends similar as me who did date and their lives exploded in horrible ways and now they're stuck with heartbreak and further behind.Young people arent dating because men need to be financially secure for dating to work and its much harder and requires much more time for men to be there today. woman income is irrelevant
>>33699618>How'd you know she was Jewish?Her casual attitude toward sex. Only 3 types of women are that dtf. Autistic women, Jewish women, and artists.
>>33699607Kitten poster has proven to be a more valuable member of the thread than myao
>>33699619Cool schizopost, bro. Did you remember to take your meds today?
>>33699615i suppose some of that will just be normal conditioning, it's not normal (in the US! this changes from place to place) to stare at someone constantly while interacting, it's normal rather to stare some, look away, stare again, etc. the point really isn't even to stare but to just acknowledge that you're still in the conversation
>>33699618>How'd you know she was Jewish?her name. also we were in the engineering dorm. all the girls were asian or jewish lol.
>>33699621Aren't you forgetting BPDemons? Or are they inevitably one of the three?
>>33699611Yes, 100%. They prided themselves on being great honorable warriors then went after undefended monasteries, towns, and villages to kill, rape, and enslave, while turning tail and running from any organized resistance. What other word fits them than pathetic?>>33699612I don't get the Jimmy - myao thing. I don't really talk to her.
>>33699622Kitten poster's posting style actually reminds me of a kitten. I think of her as being like my daughter that I must protect and caution away from bad people.
>>33699629Are you jimmy?
>>33699614>>33699629And greeks and romans?
>>33699624i did, in fact. nothing schizo in my post, there's a reason those fields are called "soft" science, this is why.
>>33699628Remember when we still called "BPDemons" just "Manic Pixie Dream Girls" without all the DSM-V jargon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueNjp9QfQFM
>>33699634Nah, that's a different breed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYatM1aiYKM&list=RDOYatM1aiYKM&start_radio=1
>>33699632>And greeks and romans?Ritualized homosexualism. Lots of comforting man to man hand jobs in a Spartan warrior's tent.
>>33699607who the fuck is coming to these threads expecting femanons to want to date them lmao>>33699612i honest to god cannot tell if this whole jimmyXmyao is a larp or a bit. are these even real people?
>>33699631Yes.>>33699632Also yes. Was Rome not annihilated by roaming bands of brigands in the end? It turns out that hyping yourself up as a badass and selectively fighting only defenseless people isn't really good for your prospects in any sort of fair fight.
>>33699635We control the jimmies, we control the rustling
>>33699626hope I get the hang of it one day
>>33699619Which culture?
Do you think he will make the choice to feast upon pizza, or will he be force fed hamburgers by his captors?
>>33699643>attention on socmyao is also on soc?do soc people talk about us?
>>33699639It started as me using the name "JIMMY! :)" to direct exactly one message per day at myao. It made her freak out and it was hilarious, but then anons who didn't get the joke started to ruin it. I'm not interested in myao in any way.
>>33699640>selectively fighting only defenseless peopleThats not what they did at all. But all armies look for as a principle to go for the weak first. Is called defeat in detail. Is real politik.
State gender. How do you think you are eventually going to die? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij0LZWTPvPU
>>33699620interesting take. yeah, of course you probably shouldn't be dating if you're at death's door financially, this is actually probably the case with any condition. otoh the more established you get the less you're able to find partners, and in a culture that is obsessed rn with finding relationships rather than growing, i can see why there'd be a world full of people that aren't dating, ultimately a partner is a merging of two identities into one and by the time you're secure enough financially you're ALREADY developed an identity solo. very interesting (and also very dark, there is no end to what human good society will eat up it seems)
Do women actually like men?
Women, what Occult Witchcraft rituals have you performed recently? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YalScqn9sKA
>>33699650I think the biggest empire in history (at that point) going after random tribes and city states isn't exactly a fair fight, that's all.
>>33699621I thought autistic girls were frigid?
>>33699655Hello OCDAnon
>>33699658Fair has nothing to do with anything. Thats not how empires or city states or tribes work when dealing with eachother.
Why is Hinge so terrible?
>>33699659Nope. Unlike other women, autistic women will 100% let you know if they want to do the sex and are very forward about approaching you about it.
>>33699632stop paying attention to that anon, you should honestly disregard anyone that tries to evaluate how good some culture was or wasn't based on their current culture's values and habits, which is a retard past time>>33699642you will anon! just give yourself honest time, patience and faith and you won't believe how much you can grow. it is literally inconceivable to you right now how good your life COULD be.>>33699644i had germans in mind when i wrote that post because my german friends complain about being stared at ALL the time and were surprised when i explained to them how rude that is in the US>>33699649many such cases
DavidChristopherAlexanderBenSteveJakeDanielNoahAdamKevinSteveI'm sorry for hurting you.
>>33699653If I am being honest. Even though I have been making 6 figures for 6+ years and have half a million saved/invested, I still don't feel financially secure because of how bad the housing market is. I hope to finally buy a house by 30, but I am now old so that sucks. Missed out on dating/love I suppose. What is the statistic? like half of women are going to single and childless from ages 25-45 by 2030?It's probably much worse for men.
genderwhat are you drinking tonight ?
>>33699665yeah now lets see how many anons here want to date the femcels
>>33699661Obviously. And so I think priding yourself as great warriors when you prey on the weak is pathetic.
>>33699662Is it? I am banned off it but the guys seemed ok on there.
>>33699660I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.That's the third time some chick has accused me of being some other dude on here.
foreskin talk Are dicks without them really less sensitive? How do men feel about them being using in skincare?
>>33699665>Davidhuh? do I know you?
>>33699669MFruit punch and water. It's a Sunday, anon.
>>33699669fpepsi zero
>>33699665You didn't hurt me, I'm just selfishly disappointed our first and only date didn't end in sex but I appreciate you reaching out to me to spend time together. Hope you enjoyed the tea and halva.
>>33699618>Where'd this meme come from?Some legendary autism from /fit/
>>33699680>It's a Sunday, anon.Eh, I don't have work tomorrow and I haven't had a drop in a while.
>>33699675I don't know as I don't have one. Them being used in cosmetics is weird and kinda fucked. If I had a son I wouldn't get him circumcised. Is that an issue to any women here?
>>33699672Do you think Carthage and Epirus were weak? If the gothic tribes were weak how come Rome fell to them?
>>33699675I enjoy my gooning partners playing with my foreskin when we goon each other, but your mileage may vary.
what level of creepy loser is it when you see a girl in a normal youtube video that you find so hot you put the video in full screen, highest quality, and take screenshots of her? I don't plan on jerking off to them, she's just close to my exact type.
>>33699658where does this rumor come from?Rome was never close to the biggest empire. It was smaller than the Alexander the Great's and the Persian empire by landmass and percent of global population.If you want ot just do percent of population, its arguable the assyrianan and akkadian and Egyptian empires were bigger because of how small the world was
>>33699681Oh hey it's you. How have you been? What brings a pretty lady such as yourself to this dump?
>>33699666well i am pushing 30 and only have had an actually viable career for the past two and a half years (it actually just recently turned into a career), could be a six figure income if i worked more hours. i consider this secure enough for my needs as far as dating goes. i could support a family on the income, anyway. for me, i didn't feel financially secure until i forced myself one day, when walking into a grocery store, to NOT pay attention to how much you're spending, don't try to compare brand prices, like JUST get whatever version seems best for the item on the list (and if something looks good and is not on the list, just fucking get it). i had a lot of other dimensions of security that had to be addressed though around the time i got the job so idk just had bigger fish to fry that, i guess, were bigger than the finances
Thanks for the advice, guys. I got dicked after all.
>>33699664I don't appreciate the rudeness. I'm not judging those old cultures by modern standards, but by their own values. We're talking about militaristic honor-based societies that acted hilariously dishonorably.
>>33699691NtaBut is she supposed to be like a Pepsi zero anon?
>>33699662Because it's meant to be deleted
>>33699694Good for you JH, how did he react?
>>33699688ive done this.>>33699683it comes from indian person posting that comment on some girls facebook you moron. do zoomers even know anything?zoomers think patrick bateman is le sigma meme guy.
>>33699700I read 4chan while I eat
>>33699700I didn't watch anything during dinner because I was pretending to be a medieval peasant
>>33699691I've been for a while and throughout the day lol
>>33699669Mcoffee, that's pretty much all I drink lately, black, no sugar
>>33699698I think I shocked him, but he got into it quick.
>>33699675before i advocate for the devil, let me explicitly say:I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD AND CIRCUMCISIONS SHOULD BE FEDERALLY BANNED AND DOCTORS HELD LIABLE>Are dicks without them really less sensitive?certainly literally considering nerves are being pruned but something this discussion doesn't usually have, which it should, is the role of sensory processing. the parts of your brain that deal with foreskin feelings, which are all very close together with other parts of dick feelings, does not get pruned away (and neither is it that those parts of the brain go unused), and considering that an unmutilated dick has had 9 months to establish connections, and probably there's a little more to the story of "my dick is ruined and forever insensitive".>How do men feel about them being using in skincare?it is obviously a vile industry, one of many. i doubt foreskin is being specifically sought out for by companies and is sold under some general purpose category (like collagen or something maybe). probably a good society would outlaw monetary incentives to mutilate children.
>>33699704Well I must be blind, becasue I cannot believe I didn't see such beautiful woman. You come here often?
>>33699692For me financially secure is having my own place.Apartments where I live even for a shitty studio is 2k on the minimum. Probably 2.4k desu. I am not throwiing 30k down the drain just for shed. So I live with my aunt. I need to increase my income to like 200k to feel secure based on where I live. Then I can buy a decent home. (600k avg price now)
>>33699696Isn't she the one that posted her twitter?
>>33699705What time is it for you? It's pretty late here
>>33699665Damn, girl, what'd you do?
>>33699710Do I know you from somewhere?
>>33699674You just sound like you have OCD
>>33699711Based
>>33699686Yes, and because Rome itself became weak. Because it turns out that fighting barely armed tribes doesn't prepare you for real warfare.
>>33699700Listen to the storm outside
>>33699715it's 7:36pm for me but I drink so much coffee it does nothing for me anymore plus I go to bed really really late
Guys, this local onlyfans woman from my city has an actual fucking little boy lover tattoo on her wrist. What the fuck should I do? I was sexually abused by an older woman when I was a kid so I want to make sure this isn't what is happening.
>>33699714I don't know, I don't lurk atoga that much. How could you draw that connection?>>33699722Fair nuff
>>33699675The government insists it doesn't make you less sensitive, but as someone that was circumcised as an adult, the difference is noticeable.
>>33699724how I wish she would molest me but I'm not a little boy anymore :(
>>33699717No ma'am, but I would like to get to know you.
>>33699720You don't know what you're talking about. Youre historically illiterate.
>>33699683Kek. /fit/ is such a shit show.
>>33699727>the difference is noticeableHow so?
>>33699726Same pfphttps://nitter.poast.org/coredumpd
>>33699683lmao
>>33699730Yet you can't refute what I say. Which makes me question why you diverted a talk about rape into talking history if you weren't adequately prepared to talk history.
>>33699735>https://nitter.poast.org/coredumpdOoo this looks cooler than XBut yes this is me.
>>33699695well the rudeness wasn't there for you to appreciate :P have you considered that all cultures always rationalize exceptions to their values and this doesn't speak meaningfully to their culture? the US was founded on freedom, even included an explicit clause in the declaration to get rid of slavery (bet you didn't know that, it is something that is conveniently left out of history lessons it seems), until such a clause got work-shopped out because making something that was fully agreeable to 13 independent colonies was more important that filling in some abstract value of freedom.a lot of people would interpret this to mean the US is not founded on freedom or that the US is hypocritical (usually as a means to discredit it entirely). these people are, of course, retards and you are among them when you utilize this sort of reasoning.
>>33699736https://www.tiktok.com/@jimmyrizzle
>>33699733My head is much less sensitive now.
>>33699655I like a man.
I would be surprised if atoga goes 0/2 with giving JH actionable advice
>>33699738I can, if you haven't noticed I simply asked questions, I didn't try to refute you only to see where your thoughts lead to.
>>33699745blue how tall are you again? aren't you like 5'8+ and 300 lbs?charlie is like 5'4 and 120 lbs.
>>33699743Why did you get circumsized
FUCK MY LIFE IM SERIOUS!
>>33699736What does that mean?
>>33699749I'm gonna turn you into a sandwich, you knuclehead.
>>33699752Women were grossed out by my foreskin
>>33699740>have you considered that all cultures always rationalize exceptions to their valuesThey rationalize their hypocrisy, yes. That doesn't mean their hypocrisy doesn't exist.>that the US is hypocriticalThat is a correct statement. What-ifs don't count, I'm afraid.
>>33699758Why?
>>33699757NOOOOO DON'T SIT ON M-ACK
>>33699760Being uncircumcised is pretty uncommon in the U.S
>>33699764I mean yea but I've been with uncircumsized men and it never grossed me out.
>>33699753Hun, take some deep breaths
>>33699757>knuclehead
>>33699739NTAAre you the Chadlet femanon?
>>33699765It's "circumcized" propaganda
>>33699757Blue, even though i tease you, you are one of my favorite femanons. I feel we can be platonic friends
>>33699765Well, I was 19 at the time, and I'm in my late 30s now. So maybe things have improved
>>33699669Coffee and water with rehydration salts.
>>33699769>Chadlet femanon?Maybe? Idk who that is. I was witch 3.
>>33699727>circumcised as an adultThis happened to me too. I fell asleep naked once and when I woke up my penis was bleeding and my foreskin was completely gone. To this day I still don't know who cut it off or what they did with it.
>>33699767See? Smooth.>>33699771Thank you random citizen.
Men hate me men hate me men hate me I make men hate me
>>33699779Hey babe
>>33699669MMix of herbal tea for my sore throat
>>33699700>What did atoga watch while eating dinner?Nothing, I talked to my fiancée about her day. >>33699694>Thanks for the advice, guys. I got dicked after all.Stay blessed, queen.
>>33699669M, kava mixed with strawberry milk
WomenWhy are you attracted to men like this?
>>33699779Why do you think that?
>>33699787mirin those arms
I find uncircumcised penis to be gross, but I was raised jewish and every cartoon penis I see was circumcised and I don't watch porn.The first time I saw uncircumcised penis was in health class and it had STDs. Sorry uncircumcised men. I am glad I am in America and most men are circumcised. I do think it might be barbaric of a practice, but do circumcized men even care?
>>33699787Wrong picture
>>33699787>Why are you attracted to men like this?Biceps, strong chin and jawline, beautiful smileWhat's not to love?
>>33699790>but do circumcized men even care?Like a third or fourth does.
>>33699787No
*grabs the dick aggressively*
>>33699796Invalid response
>>33699759hypocrisy is failing to follow your own values. the US' stated value was maximizing freedom for all people, and then proceeded to maximize the freedom of all citizens while declaring all people from all civilizations worth paying attention to at the time as also having these same rights. do you seriously believe it's a correct statement? note that maximizing freedom doesn't mean maximally distributing maximal freedom to every person. if you switched this question to one of economics, you wouldn't say some system is not profitable at all because it's less profitable than the best possible version. i'm not a bald person for all time because i shaved my head once. so i reiterate: your reasoning about cultures is bad and comes off retarded.
>>33699803No
>>33699556Yeah. The last girl I went out with was 24. There's a girl who's 27 I kinda talk to but she's in med school on the other side of the country.
Wait is Valk actually 300lbs?
>>33699802What did it do to deserve such cruel treatment?
>>33699813If she aint 280 she aint a lady
>>33699807>hypocrisy is failing to follow your own values"All men are created equal and have the right to liberty""Actually some are only worth 3/5 and are property"Word salad and insults don't make you correct.
>>33699815It was sticking out
>>33699819Only sore thumbs do that.
>>33699813I hope 3 plates fall directly on your cock.
I was listening to this podcast where a woman told an anecdote about a guy she knew who passed out while weightlifting. He dropped the bar and one of the plates landed on his dick while he was unconscious cutting off the blood supply. The doctors were able to save the head of his dick but had to take out the middle of the shaft and reattach it so his dick ended up way shorter and fucked up looking. That's so fucked up. Women would you be able to accept this in a partner?
>>33699813Joke is getting old
>>33699824I didn't even see this post when I was writing this one >>33699828 what an odd coincidence.
>>33699735https://nitter.poast.org/coredumpd/status/1957253120209109504#mkek I like her.
>>33699802*cooms in your face*
>>33699834Yeah odd stuff is happening to my consciousness. Might have put that there.
I love femanons and want to fuck them
>>33699808Would you still love him if he got Wariofied
>>33699840Wow calm down buddy
>>33699813Only a mere 234 pounds for a 35.6 obese BMI.
I love femanons and i want to kiss their foreheads and give them headpats unless they don't want me to
>>33699838Careful!
>>33699183MaleI was a few years ago. Now, it just seems completely unimaginable, and even more unattainable.
My idea is really gross, but now it’s the only thing I think about when I’m horny.
I love femanons and want to be rejected by them
>>33699842Yea, but he's got a bachelor's in being hot.
>tfw too fat to join the US Coast Guard and get deployed in the Arctic >tfw Americans are only considered half-human in their society if they've never served in the military or are unable to
>>33699854>Bachelor's>Not a Master's, MD, JD or PhD in it You're aiming your sights really low
>>33699856Two thirds of Americans are medically fat as shit and could never get into the army so that doesn't really track.
This Blender shit's eaaaasy
>>33699856My mom thought I'd get murdered or raped for being pretty if I joined an armed force, so she said no.
>>33699850well you be careful! if you aggressively grab my dick I'm going to cum and I cum a lot! so you better keep your distance
>>33699860Now build God
>>33699859It actually does. >In spite of the obesity epidemic in America young people who are obese are generally looked down upon and seen as abnormal or second-class citizens. >There's a big culture around practically worshipping military service members and veterans
I really want to love women, but they keep giving me reasons not to love them.
>>33699861Why?
>>33699735I need misandrist gf so badly.
>>33699861In the US the Coast Guard Auxiliary, Civil Air Patrol, and State Defense Forces (eg California/Texas/Tennessee/Florida/etc. State Guard) are valid options if you want to wear a uniform and do logistics and the adult version of Scouts youth group type shit, albeit without the legitimacy, reputation, acknowledgment, or institutional benefits of "real" military service.
>>33699858I don't think people would get those types of degrees in being hot? It's not rocket science.
Desperately need a boyfriend but I'm unlikable ugly stupid and retarded
>>33699867I came to love one of my best friends after she went back to my place and asked me to put my penis inside her. We didn't continue the sexual relationship but because of that moment I think of her with fondness and affection as a dear friend.
I've been on three dates with a conservative Christian girl, which is a new record for me. We talked for just a bit under a month online before the first date (she was on a two week vacation), The first two dates started slow but ended great. However, the third was a bit awkward, which I'm hoping was due to us both having things we needed to do after the brunch. She texts me every day, although I'm trying to keep it a bit more brief so we don't exhaust every topic under the sun. She volunteered a lot of intimate information about herself on the second date, which I'm guessing was due to how long we've been "talking."My main concern is that nothing explicitly romantic has happened yet. All that's happened is that I told her she had a pretty name, complimented her clothes once, and talked with her about how we would both enjoy having a lot of kids. I haven't even touched her, and we certainly haven't hugged.What do? Given her background, I figured that she would be slower to demonstrate affection. However, assuming she's having a good time, I feel like I should make some kind of move on our upcoming fourth date since I like her. I'm just unsure what exactly I should do, especially since I haven't figured out what we're doing on that date. I told her it would be some type of activity, but I'm not sure what to pick since there really isn't much around here. Also, if I make a move, I'm not sure if it should be verbal (e.g., calling her cute) or physical (e.g., arm around her shoulder like in the movies).
>>33699817not engaging with arguments doesn't make you correct either. neither does pretending like these societies weren't being as maximally inclusive as made sense to them at the time. this also doesn't take away from the fact that principle always has to bend the knee to reality.so i'll ask you directly: if you assume that this world is as maximally free as it can be (we can deal with the validity of this assumption later), do you think the US at that time was hypocritical?
>>33699879Is a degree in penisology a form of rocket science? After all, the penis blasts off like a rocket.
>>33699882>I'm unlikable ugly stupid and retardedEveryone has a match out there somewhere. Your unlikable, ugly, stupid, retarded prince is waiting for you.
Is the amount of sweat under my nuts excessive and is it something I need to worry about medically, or is it normal to constantly be dripping thick, warm, wet sweat around the male gonads?
https://www.harrypotter.com/Do this
>>33699888Going on random tangents about economics is irrelevant and not worth addressing. Sorry.You're right, they rationalized their hypocrisy. That doesn't mean they weren't hypocrites. Can we be done now?
>>33699895That's not you. Stop lying.
I want to edate a femanon and then visit her and make sweet love to her while we gaze into each other’s eyes
>>33699896give me something i don't have to sign up for and i'll do it
>>33699884Do you know if she cares about the prohibition on fornication?
>>33699868Because she doesn't think I top men, since I can't talk to her about anything like that.
>>33699901Women I've had sex or made out with have always closed their eyes. I've assumed it's because I'm ugly and they want to get it over with.
>>33699883I'm not even talking about sexual reasons, though.
>>33699895The "long term, open to short" are the best sluts in my experience.
>>33699675>Are dicks without them really less sensitive? I never knew what it was like having one but I cannot imagine this is how it's supposed to feel>How do men feel about them being using in skincare?I don't care what they're used for, I care that I had no say and was just violated soon as I came into the worldI might be an extreme case but the lack of sensation has contributed to my disinterest in sex which has also contributed to my difficulty with relationships and flirting
>>33699905I have a Master's in Debating.
>>33699899not yet. i have to know. did you practice a lot of question dodging during P.E. when you were growing up in Retardland and going to Retard Middle School?
>>33699913whoah, major more worthless than english just dropped
>>33699913IT'S THE GHOST OF CHARLIE KIRK
>>33699896M, did it years ago. My sister got mad at me for the house I got.
>>33699910>New sissy hypno BNWO fetish just droppedThey've already started including Charlie Kirk's assassination in their webms, lol.
>>33699906No I meant why would she think you were pretty
>>33699917um, women's studies/queer studies/(minority) studies/sociology/psychology etc degrees have been around for decades...
>>33699914Classy.
>>33699922Because she made me that way.
>>33699920I always get Gryffindor. Do you answer the worst way ever to get Slytherin?
>>33699895oh she's flat! that's very attractive to me
>>33699561I know a woman in her 40's and she's forever alone status and basically all the advice she gives to people in their 20's and 30's is to fucking dateShe turned down a bunch of guys in her 20's because she was too focused on school and feels like she threw her life away for her educational pursuits.>>33699580I think another anon said it last thread or maybe even this thread but it was basically that couples need to stop getting together because they want someone who's figured shit out and understand that you GROW together and figure shit out TOGETHER. Because some anon had a wife who's addicted to wasting money on funko pops and other meaningless shit.>>33699700I've been watching more Christian youtube lately. Currently there's a massive meltie going on because a big protestant apologetics youtuber announced he's converting to Eastern Orthodoxy. It's especially funny because all the bad faith (heh) actors are self-reporting.
>>33699930They're super submissive too
>>33699824I'm just asking questions
>>33699694I told you it'd workDid she join in or was it just the two of you?
>>33699926hey, it's a reasonable question, you showed a single instance of doubling down on a dumb opinion which makes you a dumb person. these are your values, not mine. i WANT to believe you're a reasonable person that doesn't have to hold retarded beliefs, but...
>>33699882Please dont put yourself down like that. But if youre insecure about your intelligence, and maybe you have reason to, read and take up a few classes at community college, you don't need to pursue a degree to get some value and services from it.
>>33699925Dude the major doesn't matter if youre rich and connected.If you made it to college youre probably smart enough to do most jobs. I am an engineer and man I couldve started this job right out of high school. College is just there to help hr weed out applications
>>33699904I'm pretty confident that she does, and that doesn't bother me. I just feel like I should make some affectionate gestures soon.
>>33699927narcissistic?
>>33699907They look at me but when they’re getting it rough they’ll kinda close their eyes a bit but I start choking them and tell them to look at me and they do it
>>33699938What does it say about you that you can't refute a dumb person and you need to resort to petty namecalling? Are you 12?
>>33699946
>>33699931>they want someone who's figured shit out and understand that you GROW togetherdudeno.Women want guys who have things figured out.And if they don't they have rich parents that can help them figure it out together.No woman who has self respect and some sense is dating a guy who doesn't have his shit together.
what should I jerk off to tonight?
>>33699926Bros having a meltie
Femanons, I'm sorry I objectify you fuckers so much. A man really is just his penis, no matter how much they try to pretend it's not through trauma, disassociation, copium or the like.Like, I'll catch myself thinking about my femfriends from time to time sexually, and it fucking sucks. It's like those intrusive thoughts that invade your brain.Every new co-worker I meet, my level of conversation with her is based on how attractive she is. Very? I shouldn't interact with her much. Ugly as sin? I can be comfortable around them.I don't think it's inherently a female thing. If I meet a fuckable guy, it might be a similar situation, but that hasn't happened yet so it's in the air.I hate how my gooner brain functions.
>>33699951Lol this is one of my memes. I am glad other femanons feel the same.
>>33699790I only care if you want to circumcise our sons, you can enjoy my circumcised status though since it's water under the bridge.>>33699884Go somewhere you can walk together (Botanical gardens!) and try holding her hand. If she's receptive to that ask her what her relationship goals are and steer the conversation into the topic. You're 4 dates deep, it's a more acceptable topic to bring up.
>>33699960Sweetheart, a captioned image isn't automatically a meme.
>>33699941I have a degree and I'm still fucking stupid
>>33699928That's basically what she said, accusing me of giving evil answers. But there aren't really any good or evil questions in the quiz.
>>33699952Ok, that was specifically for people dating from 18-24 or whatever. I agree for people dating later.
State genderThoughts on the Indian subcontinent?
>>33699970Not much. I want to visit one day.
>>33699964The future is nowBitchmade
>>33699956I guess so. Weird shit.>>33699970MNothing against the people there, but their culture is absolutely horrible.
>>33699966I have no idea how this insult works. Are you calling me a woman?
>>33699930make no mistake, that is because they are containment degrees for the mentally ill, and you know what they say about crazy chicks :P>>33699931i actually had a change of heart about this because of an uber driver picking me up from the airport. the driver was this mom who ran a daycare business that had to shut down after covid, and obviously we were talking about kids and i mentioned wanting kids but being apprehensive about finding someone because i wasn't making enough/living where i wanted to be/etc, and she said i should date anyway because you never know what sort of relationship you'll have. she was 100% correct about that, and being so much later in the future and knowing the problems i have with relationships, her advice was way more sage than I think she realized.>>33699949oh i refuted them plenty, they didn't want to engage with the refutations. something about having no arguments? i can't remember. i am not 12, just forgetful.
>>33699964it is thoughbeit
>>33699970FI'm glad it's contained by seas and mountains
How much energy and time do you put towards>dating>meeting new people or making friends>getting laidFor me personally it’s >0>0> going out once per week to a club where I don’t approach anyone unless they’re incredibly obvious
>>33699959you are probably hypersexual due to trauma
>>33699955Jello jiggling
Men, my vagina smells bad
I'm 25 and currently the only people I know are beautiful smart girls who are single and then girls who have had boyfriends since highscool/college.I am so scared because I'm ugly and I know the pretty girls will find someone but I think I'm going to be stuck like this. Or are we all going to suffer forever because we didn't meet anyone at school?
>>33699955Missionary with kissing and creampie
>>33699964bitchboy alert weewooweeewoo
>>33699964
>>33699989Wash it
>>33699707how fast did he wake up though?>>33699920Some guy called me a nazi for getting Slytherin once kek
>>33699983>0>0>0I'll consider doing it if I ever put enough effort into making myself worth dating. Until then I will do everybody else a favor and not try to inflict myself on any of them.
>>33699983F>>datingI go on a few dates a year >>meeting new people or making friendsI try to go to anything I am invited to and sign up for something once a month >>getting laidNothing
>>33699979>oh i refuted them plentyNot really.
>>33699985I hadn't considered that. I wasn't raped or anything, but perhaps the trauma lies elsewhere.
>look ugly when I smile>never smile, so I look like a sociopathic child murderer insteadI think even I wanted to at this point, I couldn't force a smiley face like everyone else does. I only smile when I laugh, and no one ever makes me laugh at work. Is the answer suicide?
>>33699991>Or are we all going to suffer forever because we didn't meet anyone at school?YesThe saddest part is most of these couples dating since hs/college are not very happy but just dont want to break up because they dont want to be single and search again.
fellow misandrists are you fellow slytherins as well
>>33699991Why don’t you try the single girls you know?But yea, making friends without a preexisting social circle to introduce you to people they know is hard. I’d argue I have a large friend circle, and everyone I know, I’ve met in high school, college, work, or through a pre existing friend
>>33699987what flavor though (this is very important)>>33699992good choice
>>33700004I don't expect meeting one because I don't leave my apartment.
>>33699991Have you tried flirting with or texting any of the single girls you know? It's worth trying. I know a lot of ugly mofos who've pulled bombshell wives because everyone else was too intimidated to try. There's no harm in testing the waters.
>>33699955Insect porn
>>33699992that just makes me sad I don't want to watch that
>>33700006rape is not the only form of trauma that can manifest as hypersexuality. it's just a coping mechanism for it brain to seek dopamine in one way or another.
>>33700004>If not, where would you like to meet / where do you expect you'll meet your bf?I don't know. No where I've ever gone has ever led to me meeting a man. I'll probably meet him on the internet
>>33700015Lime or Blue
>>33699896I did this a while back, can't remember the wand but I got Gryffindor and wolf.
>>33700008>are not very happyIdk they never have any reservations rubbing it in my face on how happy they are they have someone>>33700013>>33700018I am a single girl and straight, sorry if that was unclear
I built up the courage to ask out my crush. She rejected me and said she had a boyfriend. I thought she was lying but I went out to drink with a friend to get over it and I legitimately saw her with her - I assume- boyfriend. God is such a fucking troll man lol
>>33700004My mom became friends with lady who had a son who also was looking for someone who was waiting till marriage.So far its going well. Biggest issue is he works a lot of hours because he is doing residency in radiology. It's like 5 more years and I am not sure how I feel about holding off marriage and kids that late. But I am an autist and not very good at dating so having time away has been working out well so far.
>>33700004i have a bf and we met in an mmo, raided for a few years, then met at an anime convention. i had a little bit of a crush on his voice but didn't expect him to be so sexy in person
>>33699997me? negative aura? FAKE RIZZ? get outta here>>33700003i can help you no further. do you understand that?>>33699983m>0>0>0i stay inside my house and work all day...and post here a little bit. i might go out and get lunch or something from time to time, i may flirt with girls a bit if i go somewhere i'm a regular and they recognize me>CAPTCHA: NOTAP
>>33700020
if you were asexual, would you still love the opposite gender?
>>33699965Then read
Why the fuck can't I get a white bf who would love me for a different reason than yellow fever?
>>33700028If it makes you feel any better she would have rejected you or said she had a boyfriend even if she didn't.
>>33700027Anon, its just what normies do. I doubt most are actually happy.Girls maybe like to rub it in more but every guy i know in a LTR from college or hs is miserable. (we're all mid-late 20s)
>>33700024I choose lime
>>33700035Yes.
>>33700028That's why I've never asked a chick out.They're all taken, man. Your two options are hookers, or sloppy seconds won over with the promise of financial security.
>>33700015^_^
>>33700037>not dating white guys with white exes
>>33700037because white men suck. actually all men suck, but white boys especially
>>33700028how about being THANKFUL that the universe disconfirmed your insecurity?
>>33699983None.I add people from /soc/ occasionally and meet new people to, from, and at work.None.
>>33700037Says who?
>>33700021Oh I'm sorry anonHow about if it's animated instead?
>>33700028man its so much worse when youre more handsome and successful than the guy because if she does monkeybranch you lose attraction to her.
The worst feeling is becoming a booty call for someone, thinking you’re getting closer and will eventually date, only for them to either ghost you or say they only want to keep thing sexual
>>33699983I put in absolutely zero effort and still manage to have casual regular healthy sex, I love being chad I am grateful and blessed
>>33700034this is SUCH a funny fucking gif with that filename. it is insane that i can see this same piece of content that i've seen in one form or another for decades and still get new amusement out of it, thank you>>33700037ugh why does my boyfriend FETISHIZE my looks and get really turned on by my body i hate this
>>33700043
>>33700051I’m thankful for that. I just wish I happened to see them before so I never bothered to ask her out in the first place
>>33700037Idk, I date Latinas, maybe you can try being sexier.Also yeah you should know about his dating history.
>>33699963>Botanical gardensThis was one of my top ideas, actually. I even knew the specific spot where I do the shoulder routine>try holding her handOh, fuck. I don't know if I can do that as the first move. It seems more intimate than a hug, and my turbo virgin palms would probably get sweaty.>ask her what her relationship goals areDo you mean ask her if she wants to transition to boyfriend-girlfriend? It's already a given that she's hunting for a husband rather than something casual.
>>336999830, 0, and 0. still i manage to date fuck and have a decent social life, but, i'm naturally extroverted and decent looking
>>33700059why do yu take the booty call?i hate you normies so much.STOP ITSTOP BEING IN SITUATIONSHIPS
>>33700056same issue really just remind me what I can't have I usually watch stuff where it's only a girl like JOI's
>>33700037Because you don't actually like men.
Gender.If you were a popsicle what flavor would you be?
>>33700062woah my pants are getting tighter just by looking at this
>>33700067How else are you gonna progress the relationship? I asked about dates, and we’d go out casually sometimes, but having sex always was more important to them. I just assumed they liked having sex a lot and were really into me.
Goodnight incels and femcels, we will all find love tomorrow.
>>33700070Mint
>>33700063eh don't beat yourself up over it, you'd have been just as bothered if you hadn't asked and then saw her there with a guy. today, believe it or not, was a good day and i'm glad for you anon.>>33700059i don't think i could fuck a girl outside of a relationship but stuff like this is why i try to be really upfront about expectations and boundaries and stuff, this kind of situation would utterly kill me
women why are you always flaunting your armpits? don't you realize how horny it makes me you dirty pitsluts?
>>33700060>>33700066Wait, are you doing the approaching? And are you men or women?
>>33700070Meat flavor.
>>33700070bad
>>33700068Oh okay..How about sexy try-ons?
>>33700059HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>33700037
>>33700070mcum (this instantly and immediately attracts all atogan femanons to me btw)
GenderIs it cheating to hit on your gf's femcel friend from an alternate account, for the purpose of making her happier, so your gf doesn't need to spend countless hours trying to cheer her up
Why do women wear slutty shoes
>>33700076don't worry, i know you aren't fapping to my hairy sweatpits, that's why i like to keep em that way
>>33699970Fnot a fan of the men
>>33700080that works! thanks!
>>33699955colorful gay furry porn. if i get dubs you HAVE to do this btw.
>>33700084It's all good, if your gf is a cuckqueen
>>33700085? you can't even see her toes
>>33700084lolAsk her permission
>>33700083ew
>>33700077They come in droves bro, sometimes I don’t even have to leave my couch lol
>>33700084Yes
>>33699970Thought of doing an online degree from an Indian university (O.P. Jindal Global University) since they started being offered on Coursera
>>33699955mpreg
>>33700084MYes, so lets say you cheer her up and she want to keep talking to you, what then? Keep on forever?
>>33700086I'm going to tie you down and shave them for you
Anons, what would you do if you got close to your crush and their friend group, but you find out someone else in the crushs friend group has a crush on you and your own crush supports that persons crush on you?
>>33700085I like it when he mires my feet.I need him to tell me what polish color I should get next.
>>33700042Why miserable?I want to be a normie but I think I could make a guy happy
>>33700096i agree, cum tastes bad, objectively speaking i am NOT a good popsicle. buuuuuuut....
>>33699970none. zero thoughts
>>33700103Uhhhhhhh shit I did not think that far ahead.
>>33700091>>33700102I wouldn't even be able to get hard watching that stuff
>>33700105Never get that close to a friend group, always circle the outskirts like a predator
>>33700070MBlueberry.
>>33700097Hmm I never tried online dating despite being a loner introvert. I think I’m pretty interesting despite my loneliness. Maybe trying apps would be easier than approaching in person.
>>33700104no you aren't, i'm an american. we have guns here. yeehaw mf
>>33700105I'd ask out my crush anyway
>>33700106Who is him? The guy you spam? How would he tell you that if he doesn't know you exist? If youre not talking about him then why are you spamming some other man?
>>33700090You're welcome ^_^
Isn't it natural for the vast majority of males to never pass on their genes while females choose the best males they have access to?
>>33700119Yep. I’ve definitely supported my friend asking out my crush because the idea of competing over love sounds stupid to me.
>>33700115I’m also an introvert I’m just hot it’s easy bro
>>33700121In this case, I think she's talking about any 'him'. She wears slutty shows so that whoever she's with will admire her feet.
>>33700116what if I shoot you in the leg? or drug you? :3(the emoticon makes it sound less dark)
>>33700070MStrawberry and banana milk with kiwi slices.
>>33700126Get filtered by Darwinism bro, you don’t even have the testosterone to rape lmao back into the ocean you go subhuman creature
>>33700130why would i ingest anything from a stranger or let you get close enough to me to administer any type of drug. wait, this is 4chan, what am i doing? *rapes u*
MenMr. Satan is holding a gun to your head and demands you pick one femanon to sleep with (they all consented ahead of time)Who do you pick
>>33700070MUh, meat, I guess.
>>33700129I'm not.
>>33700126>Isn't it natural for the vast majority of males to never pass on their genesNot the vast majority but yea a majority.>while females choose the best males they have access to?Female choice is no part of it. It's all the women and war brides in Grognak the barbarian warlord's harem. It's your body Grognak's choice.
>>33700107I think I could make (You) happy but we are anon and will remain so until thread prunes
>>33700070Guinness
>>33700137mr satan is a little bitch who got his ass kicked by cell why would i give a fuck what he wants me to do
>>33700111weak.>>33700105try to still pursue the girl i like, i guess? but honestly i do not have a healthy relationship to women, a girl calls me a good boy and she's like 70% of the way to marriage with me on my end so probably it would not take much for me to get reciprocal feelings as long as the person didn't have anything that made them explicitly unattractive.i do not like this about me though and probably if it were two years ago, i would have either not thought about it and pursued the other girl or just focused on the one i do like. nowadays i probably WOULD go out of my and try dating this other crush because why not?
>>33700142Why
>>33700140Oh okay. So it was the parasocial relationship. Please get some help.
>>33700137Mayo.
>>33700137The femcel that works retail.
>>33700131Pictures of youAnd include one with your cock hard in your underwear.
>>33700137For one, Mr. Satan is a blowhard and I don't believe he would do anything.But that asideSweetNLow, or Footface (rude name btw but for identifying purposes)
>>33700131recent photos of your face and body
>>33700137Myao
>>33700147Because we've seen what happens when moids get it in their silly little heads to ask foids out >>33699317
>>33700148No.
>>33700146God, most men are that desperate that they’ll bow to the first women who has romantic feelings for them?
>>33700133Rapist genes don't get very far because rape babies with single mothers grow up into mentally ill incels.
>>33700137Well normally I would pick JH, but I think she's spoken for right now. And I don't know anyone else enough to say for sure that they aren't. Guess I'll die.>>33700144Mr. Satan is a joke by Dragon Ball character standards, but he is a legitimate martial arts champion by human standards.
>>33700160nta yes this is why you should never make the first move as a woman and let him chase you unless you want to be his practice gf, his silver medal, or the woman he settled for
>>33700159Yes. It's getting worrying.
Oh shit, I forgot I had a McFlurry in the freezer.how jealous are you all right now?
>>33700126"vast" majority is certainly a major overstatement, there's a rough 1:1 ratio of men to women and women are primarily monogamous, and no primitive society had more than a couple hundred people at most.
I'm almost 40 and have mellowed a lot. I miss the berserk rages from my mid-20s. How do I become a rage demon again
>>33700165No.
>>33700168Men and women aren’t naturally monogamous, we’re poly
>>33700137i don't negotiate with terrorists.christ is king. satan, i forgive you for putting me in this situation, now pull the trigger.
>>33700160Yeah
>>33700177terminally homosexual. how sad
>>33700167I don't know that that is, so not at all.
>>33700171>I have noneTake 5 right now.>*_* people do that? I thought it would be a bit presumptuousIt's tinder. Do you want to fuck someone or not.
>>33700022Good to know. Thanks, Anon. I think you just helped me identify a massive underlying problem in myself. No one ever called me out on it since I keep my schlonger habits to myself, and those that I do share them (through anonymous forums) with are open about it, so I figured it was validated.
>>33700181You've never been to a McDonalds before?
>>33700183np, I struggle with it too lol and it's more manageable if you identify it. it can be genuinely detrimental to your life to go down the gooner road.
>>33700157Why do you think you'd make me happy though
>>33700006Yea. I’m hyper sexual and it’s because I was introduced to porn a very young age.
>>33700135well I would first gain your trust then drug you and shave your armpitsnoooo don't rape me!!! *I submit and accept my fate*
>>33700160it's not really desperateness, i was neglected by my mom as a kid and my response to any interaction with any girl is unhinged as a result. i don't actually follow through on the feelings (i can't because they aren't reliable, you get what i'm putting down?)
>>33700137None, unless one of them agreed to marry me and have my children.
>>33700193he hasn't left his house in over a decade
>>33700137My gf
>>33700195Oh NTA, just taking the chance to shit on that anon lol
>>33700160A lot of men are lucky to get even one woman to do this.
>>33700160don't judge me my parents never showed me any love :(
>>33700167I have over a gallon of Tillamook ice cream in the freezer. I'm good.
>>33700208It’s because you guys don’t put yourselves out there enough
>>33700174we're pretty fuckin monogamous, and every society (even primative ones) have all tended to have pretty strict rules that encourage monogamy, and any polygamy that exists is strictly regulated. like we're not monogamous but we are CERTAINLY not polygamous.
>>33700147Why what?I am your age. I am comfy financially, I am fit.I think I can treat you well and learn to love you. We can have fun and do cute things together.But it's just 4chan and neither of us will ever give up anonymity because it will make it cringeEverything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now...You will never be here again
>>33700215Not true. I put myself out there constantly for well over a year, and the most I got was some vague compliments while women were rejecting me.
>>33700180lets not pretend you didn't invent homosexuality, lucy
>>33700193McDonald's is, as the young'uns say, mid. Why would I go there?
>>33700203Ok bud. So, you should still bait the line though. People are out there that don't do sex.
Pictured: average atoga moid
>>33700230That is what their dicks look like
>>33700230my penis does unironically look like this.
>>33700230i can't help but feel like you're that one anon that told me no girl wants to date a naked mole rat in response to me lmao ;_;
>>33700232Excuse me, I am circumcised, thank you very much.
Men,I have a laptop I have been using since 2018. The fans are bad and so it keeps shutting off randomly and pissing me off. have a new laptop as well but I am too scared to bring it to my bed because its expensive and I hear putting laptops on beds is a bad idea. is this true or exaggerated
>>33700238It's a ventilation thing. If you don't give the fans room to breathe it'll overheat, and a malleable surface like blankets or your lap suffocate the poor things. Get a lap desk.
>>33700237Don't worry, your dick is one of the good ones
>>33700230>The social structure of naked mole-rats is similar to that of ants, termites, and some bees and wasps. Only one female (the queen) and one to three males reproduce, while the rest of the members of the colony function as workers. The queen and breeding males are able to breed at one year of age. Workers are sociologically but not physiologically sterile. Smaller workers focus on gathering food and maintaining the nest, while larger workers are the tunnelers, and are the most reactive to threats.They're fascinating creatures.
>>33700238why are you treating me like a boyfriend replacement. i think as long as you don't leave it on your bed while sleeping you'll be fine, is it the same color as your blankets
>>33700238True because it needs to be cool just like your current laptop.Like $30 for a laptop cooling pad for your old will extend the life of your current laptop-bed life significantly
>>33700238Like Exhib said, the problem is the blankets blocking the vents. If you keep it off the blanket, like propping it up against something so only the edges are touching, or putting it on a book or something like that, it won't be a problem. Just give it space to breathe.
>>33697697sure
Women, please use Linux (Mint)
>>33697697been thinking about it all day, i am leaning towards yes
>>33700242>lap desk.ooo this seems perfect.any recs?I this one looks comfyhttps://www.amazon.com/BUYIFY-Portable-Foldable-Adjustable-Breakfast/dp/B0D3CZL7FB/ref=sr_1_2?sr=8-2
>>33699318Raven hair and ruby lipsSparks fly from her fingertipsEchoed voices in the nightShe's a restless spirit on an endless flightShe got the moon in her eyeShe held me spellbound in the nightDancing shadows and firelightCrazy laughter in another roomAnd she drove herself to madness with a silver spoonWell, I know you want a lover, let me tell you, brotherShe's been sleeping in the Devil's bedAnd there's some rumors going 'round, someone's undergroundShe can rock you in the nighttime 'til your skin turns redWoo-hoo, witchay womanSee how high she fliesWoo-hoo, witchay womanShe got the moon in her eye
>>33700243Aw, thanks! It likes you too.
>>33700257I personally like the ones with memory foam bottoms, because a stand like that seems a little awkward to me, but it might be good depending on your setup. Just make sure you take measurements so you don't accidentally get one too small for what ya need.
>>33700255Why mint and not ubuntu/arch?
Women, in the near future, would you be open to adding an ai waifu sex bot into the relationship with your bf?
>>33700257That looks fine. I just use one of these though. Sometimes I don't even have it on my lap, just on the bed beside me, whereas I think yours might be a little awkward for that (but is way nicer otherwise).https://www.amazon.com/HUANUO-Lap-Laptop-Desk-Anti-Slip/dp/B07W7SZJ25?th=1
>>33700252Not straight up cock, bulge
>>33699978Stfu. Superpower by 2030
>>33700264
>>33700265Like this?What is the difference between this and a cooling pad?
>>33699992B-b-based
>>33700269I think he would hand me his gun to shoot him before he'd get a chatbot waifu.
>>33700264This site is for olds zoomer.Get ye to tip tok or the instant gram.
oh fuckI sneezed super hard, and like, actually died. I'm fucking dead now, from sneezing. Holy shit. Look at me there. I'm keeled over at my desk, snot everywhere. I'm a damned ghost now. I just float through walls now. I'm going to use this ghost opportunity to find a femanon and float into her room through the walls. Maybe I can scare her to death and then she can come back over and see my pathetic corpse dead from a fucking sneeze, and then we can shitpost together.
>>33700271Yeah I am usually in htis position
>>33700282like a ghost marriage but with 4chan
>>33700059You're not going to stop though, are you?
>>33700277Look, fundamentally all you need is something hard it can sit on to keep it off of the bed. A cooling pad is, well, a pad that cools the laptop, with fans that blow up into it. That is not what you need, in fact I don't think that sounds like a good fit at all, and whoever said that just meant a lap desk.
>>33700238unless you're trying to run a laptop with a big discrete GPU, a new laptop on a bed probably isn't going to cause overheating (and even if it does, CPU temps can get really really high before they start failing or causing damage). you'd have to be on a bed AND like running a game or something to cause overheating. so yeah, you do not need to worry.being on a bed might cause more dust and stuff to get in there, so it might lessen the lifespan of your laptop if you decide to let that be decided by the lifespan of the fans, otherwise it's not going to be an issue
>>33700283NTA but isn't typing at that angle bad for your wrists long term?
>>33700280dude i was looking through at archives and you are being mentioned as AGWWBTR since 2014... how long have you been on /adv/ 4chan?
>>33700282you should surprise a femanon and tell her that you're one of her aborted babies so you'll spook her out of a life of degeneracy
>>33700283I think it'd be a good fit for you then, and pretty inexpensive too.
>>33700277>Like this?Something like that yeah. Fair warning, I got one with a wrist rest like that, and it was actually attached to the dang wood. Didn't like it, so I had to tear it off, which caused a little damage.>cooling padNo idea, never had one. I imagine they help draw heat out somehow, but if you're not doing intensive stuff like heavy gaming that probably won't be an issue.
>>33700288>Look, fundamentally all you need is something hard it can sit onsmooth
>>33700267Ubuntu is a server distro with not enough attention to personal users. Arch is arch.
>>33700298stop ovulating.
>>33700293>she responds by saying she wishes she could abort him twice
>>33700298DO NOT SET A HOT LAPTOP ON A PENIS
>>33700289I have this laptophttps://www.bestbuy.com/product/msi-stealth-a16-ai-copilot-pc-16-240hz-qhd-oled-ultra-thin-gaming-laptop-amd-ryzen-ai-r9-365-32gb-rtx-5080-1tb-ssd-core-black/J3P7TXRSLL
Would any of you be willing to try out an arranged marriage?
>>33700291That long about.I'm a monolith.
>>33700267no, I like an OS that actually works
>>33700307Yes, if it's done by a match maker and not family.
>>33700301to quote westworld's dolores abernathy:>i told you, friend, not all of us deserve to make it to the valley beyond.
How often do you talk to your immediate family, /atoga/? How often do you hang out with them?
>>33700300lol that wasn't her. im just a real nigga that recognize gamei kind of like how all the guys are grumpily helping her out though. its cute.
>>33700307MaleI would if it worked like modern "arranged marriages", which are effectively just blind dates set up by the families.
>>33700314I fart on my brother once a week or two
>>33700305Pretty nice.If you have a TV in your room, you could consider using the HDMI out with a wireless keyboard and mouse. It's very fucking comfy I've gotta say.
>>33700314Talk to them regularly, we have a good relationship even if we’d had our ups and downs
>>33700314I see my sister once or twice a year, and that's about it.>>33700315I'm not grumpy. :( I just didn't want her worrying about cooling pads.
>>33700319Is this a big GPU? I am worried about GPU fan getting lint and stuff in it. I don't have a tv in my room :(I laptop in my bed because I am an old zoomer who hates using phones
>>33700137I am Satan and I provide better solutions to the incel problem than this gay shit
>>33700305my advice is hardware-agnostic. different CPUs will have different temperature tolerances, so that can change but they usually shut down before allowing themselves to get hot enough to do damage (this is likely what was shutting off your previous laptop, assuming no other hardware failures). literally don't play the latest games while leaving your laptop sitting on blankets and it'll be fine, you don't need anything else these anons are saying unless you want them. any theoretical decrease in lifespan from being set on blankets probably won't matter when the hardware will be invalid in half a decade anyway (and, honestly, replacing broken fans isn't an impossible task either...)
Am I the only one thinks pontificating about the state of dating does nothing? If an understand getting lost in the conversation sometimes, but the majority of men stuck in this online rut over missing out on love would be better off life and looks maxxing Even the average normie doesn’t think this much about dating even if he may face failures
>>33700181Lmao fuck off ESL tripfag non white
>>33700334The only one who* thinksI understand*
>>33700331I wouldn't worry about lint or anything like that.
>>33700334The best thing to do is pick a skill and get really good at it, then when you’re so good at it you can monetize it
Girls, would this hurt?
>>33700333Well my previous laptop dropped and the bottom is kind of open now and the fan is definitely broken lol. I also spilled tea and stuff on it before so there are probably more reasons than my bed that killed it.But than you everyone. I am just paranoid because this new laptop is like over $2000 and I never had a laptop more than $500 before.
>>33700137Whomever is the biggest misandrist.
ugh the pajet obsessed faggot is here to ruin the thread, well see you tomorrow anons
>>33700334>Even the average normie doesn’t think this much about dating even if he may face failuresbro its all normies think about.
>>33700105I hated this. Dude, go after the girl you like
>>33700291Fucking kek you either die an incel or live long enough to see yourself become the tranny lmao incel to tranny pipeline is real!
>>33700343No. Pagent shit.
I love sucking cocks btw
>>33700344Fortunately, these expensive ones are pretty hardy. I've been using the same gaming laptop for a decade, with the only issue being some of the keyboard keys not working.
>>33700283This is so bad for your wrists, literally looks like some kind of torture device I would come up with
>>33700334i'm one of those anons and i do not make it an identity, i was just responding to some of the people here. my life made it a moot point because i don't have the place or time to date happily atm
>>33699989*sniffs it
>>33700137why would he threaten me with a good time?
>>33700334I am Rejectus Erectus, five peen-hand long, and there is not a foid in sight. They fear its emission, their inevitable submission, and the smell may be too strong.
>>33700246>why are you treating me like a boyfriend replacementResponses like these are the reason why I decided to make a YouTube account
>>33700314I pretty much hate them.
>>33699989*licks you all over* *except for your vagina*
>>33700358I haven't paid attention to gaming laptops for a long time, but I remember MSI laptops being cheaply made garbage despite being very expensive.
>>33700352The difference is it feels like normies actually experience and do the work even if they fail. Meanwhile some dudes will be so scared of rejection and interaction they’ll assume no woman wants to be with them and then get frustrated.
>>33700346>see you tomorrow >continues posting like nothing happened What level of incel does this require? It’s amazing how you can even get past CAPTCHA
>>33700358YippeeThanks anon and other moids for your computer advice
>>33699694Now lick his glasses.
>>33700314I talk to my mom and brother pretty much weekly, and my dad and sister probably every other month. They're on the other side of the country though, so I only hang out with them in person a couple weeks out of the year when I go to visit them.
>>33700344you would be very surprised at how much abuse modern hardware can take. i think we're very used to things being cheap and fragile and china manufactured, but modern hardware is T A I W A N manufactured, so it's less cheap and fragile>>33700367i live to please, i wrote that bit just for your youtube channel ENTJ
>>33700373dude... its not 2010. its 2025. everyone is terminally online...believe it or not. chudjak is the normie
For all the gamer people here who don’t use pc, have you gotten a steam deck yet?
>>33700378>you would be very surprised at how much abuse modern hardware can takeI’m surprised how much abuse you can take without showing signs of stress related fatigue
>>33700343That ass tho
>>33700375I MEAN, still be cautious with it, just don't stress out too much. Treat it right and it'll be usable for a long time.
I wanna hate women but they're so cute.
>>33700379i can't tell if you're baiting or not but i've been slowly realizing that this is way more true than it should be, it's insane seeing how much the internet leaks into real life now
>>33700388Ikr? It's so disarming.
Women, play with my prostate please. I'll be a good boy and cum hard for you.
>>33700381oh the signs are there, believe me. i was born a jaded, middle-aged man
>>3370037950/50. I know delusional people say “the internet isn’t real life”, but that’s maybe if you’re above the age of 35 or something. Feels like everyone I know above 21 is at least somewhat aware of internet happenings and social media trends.The only people I know who aren’t are so busy with work or other life aspects that they barely have time to sit down and chill on their phone.At the same time, I don’t know much people who engage with the online bullshit or swept into online discussions. It feels like social media has just replaced news watching for younger people. For example, you’d think every man wa struggling with dating but having any broad social interaction makes it seem like the dating shitshow are just a loud minority.
>>33700392I spoke to someone irl today that was talking about owning an AI sexbot and for a second I blacked out and thought I was on 4chan, everyone is so fucking weird outside of the internet
>>33700398Well at least you’re not indian or a tranny be grateful for your life anon
>>33700137Probably just a random femanon. If it's one I like, I'd feel bad for disappointing her.
>>33700392I am not baiting at all.Dude ever politician posts 4chan memes nowgroypers are basically /pol/4chan personified and are the right wing.4chan greentexts are all over twitter. people irl say based and looksmax. It's actually less weird here than it is irl
I do the same thing every day and I love itanons what is something you do every day
>>33700409I enjoy working because my job is fun and outdoors
>>33700409Jerk off into my own mouth
>>33700230I am white, yes.
>>33700411>>33700412how beautiful this threads diversity is
>>33700405true, i could be like you. i have much to be grateful for
>>33700406I need women to rim my ass and milk my balls and suck on my head like a thumb.
>>33700409eat sleepI have a horse riding lesson tomorrow morning
>>33700406Nobody wants to touch your dirty black dalit shit skin ass lmao you will never have sex pajeet
atoga is clearly the most normal and sane people in the world. that's why I treat femanon like a harmonica and blow her out a tune. like this :FWEEEEEEP: :FWEEEP: :FWWWEEP:
Do you guys sweat a lot when you sleep too? Would that be a problem if I'm sleeping with a partner?
>>33700403for me it was seeing language that, even now, i still think of as "tumblr-y", being talked about by politicians on the news.man, like a decade ago it was funny to get a newscaster to say sam hyde's name and now those same producers would unironically get sam hyde on air to comment on some political situation if they could. it's insane.
>>33700409Currently I’m working on getting good at art. I’ve been practicing at least 30 minds assume. I think if I stay consistent I’ll be “pretty good” in about 5 years
>>33700417No you could never be like me, I’m chad and unfortunately you are not; tough break kid
>>33700422I do, I need the AC on even during winter or I overheat like a bastard.Not really.
>>33700422Nah only in summer if i dont have ac on.I dont really like AC. I am thinking of getting one of those 8 sleep matress pads
>>33700405.....i was born assigned female in the Indian state of Gujarat, but okay.....
>>33700424YAAAAY I LOVE ART I LOCVE ART I LOVE MAKING ART IM PROUF OF UOU ANON if you need any tips… ask away ….
>>33700423The worst is seeing average normal people denouncing Jews like they’ve known about it all along like bro you discovered /pol like 5 minutes ago chill the fuck out
>>33700435anon :3... ...
>>33700430Insane Canadian lifestyle, this is surely going in the Excel spreadsheet database >>33700432Kek trans rizz Valk has competition
>>33700439Is it too easy
>>33700437India-Israeli alliance is unshakable :3
>>33700422That’s an early indicatior of HIV anon I advise you get that shit checked out immediately
>>33700439she's DEAD. FINITO. murdered even.we can no longer enjoy such nice thingswe can no longer enjoy drawfaggery
>>33700450She is not dead
>>3370042430 minutes a day*God damn fucking phone posting while jerking it
>>33700422God, I want to sweat with him.
>>33700451yes I love you too you have my full support art is hard and it takes courage to start! be proud of every finished work :p
>>33700454You should reach out and introduce yourself to him
>>33700445Don’t even get me started holy kek full sapport saar!>>33700446Okay you’re crashing out now enjoy your ban
Thoughts on curry vindaloo?
Why am I talking to myself? Must be lack of cocks to suck
>>33700409work, either working on my software projects, working my e-job, or both at the same time when the stars align>>33700408very relatable, i expanded here >>33700423. i don't follow nick fuentez much but it was very very surreal seeing his name on the news i think at least two different times this year i'm pretty sure, year is barely half over too. i have noticed it most in language and also some zeitgeist knowledge as well.but, idk, at the same time i kinda think we're starting to see the first of the forever-online generation start to get into positions of power. i think of something like smiling friends, how popular it is and how it's made by newgrounds types that i watched when i was a kid (and i guess they made as a kid). so perhaps i shouldn't be that surprised to see this stuff now start to bleed into the zeitgeist.>>33700422no because i don't sleep with 90 got damb blankets like every other fucking person on earth apparently does>>33700460as much as people shit on india (and how much india shits on people), they have some MEAN food
>>33700461i actually assume that whenever i see you talking to anyone, not just yourself
>>33700460I have never had Indian food and probably never will.
>>33700435can you draw us a cute elephant?
>>33700452I'm sorry you had to find out this way anon, but...
>>33700460is gud
>>33700469She's literally been posting on Instagram as recently as today
>>33700473its in the +, don't you see it?
>>33700473Jeet having his daily melty in the thread
>>33700473Entj gets touchy when you bring up his father like that.
>>33700468
>>33700476It’s like 2am in Toronto he’s literally just been spamming posts all night
>>33700480yeah, pretty cute anon. nice.
>>33700482What time is it in Australia? Why aren't you at work?
>>33700484thank you thank you bows down a billion times
>>33700482Kek that’s so depressing, imagine having no gf or friends irl
>>33700480I missed you
>>33700480hehehehehehehehe thx
>>33700487ENTJ doesnt have to imagine itHe lives it
>>33700482/atoga/ posters have some of the worst mental health I’ve ever seen across 4chan, even /v/ fags aren’t this depressed
Women, what would you do to convince a man to love you?
>>33700486you actually kinda make me want to commit more to casual drawing, and then i could draw silly things for this thread as part of my lekking behavior
>>33700137>clears throatANON :3>leaves
>>33700488I missed this thread a littlemostly shitpostingBut it’s for the better that I actually live life>>33700496you should!!! Big Art wants you to complete full pieces… but doodling is where it’s at
>>33700482Chad will never experience this
>>33700493something tells me there's something really suspicious about that image, either /atoga/ns are extra self-aware and communicative or the rest of 4chan is the opposite.
>>33700458Introduce myself how?"Hi I'm __ on 4chan."No that's cringe.
Foids which would you rather have1- As many cheetohs you could ever want to eat2-
>>33700506I've been saving all your Charlie posts to send to him as a New Year's gift.
>>33700501i would actually like to do both full pieces and dumb doodles and whatever other silly little idea wants to jump ship from my mind. i wish you were around in the thread more, you bring a nice energy here that's been lacking the past few hours
>>33700501I don't blame you at all, I was away from the thread for a long time too. I hope you've been doing well. You were a good buddy.
Who do (You) play in Smash?
>>33700517Kirby or pikachu because I don't recognize the other characters and I suck at gaming in general
>>33700493I’d say we’re some of the most normal to be honest. Maybe it’s because I’m not here as often but it seems like a lot of the incel rhetoric has toned down
Men, why do you ask so many pointless questions?
>>33700517(i) main duck hunt, captain falcon, and Wario
>>33700512im glad to be a positive impact!!! I just fear “clogging the thread” or eventually being found irl or something which is what strays me away But I think for the most part I am ok… >>33700514I am doing well!! I love art and making art for others it’s soo rewarding
>>33700517MRoy, secondarily Sonic.
>>33700525Important question:Men often say things like "I want to be smothered to death by a mega milk titcow"Women, is there anything that would be a female equivalent to that thought?
>>33700525None of it matters. It never did.
>>33700528lmao you need to be more like myao and not give a shit about clogging the thread. every post you make with a nice doodle is one post closer to the next thread that wasn't some dumb shitpost. if you need approval you can have mine, i'll praise you further any time i see one of your doodles.
>>33700528Well now I can go to bed happy. I was getting the nighttime sads until this.
>>33700534That is not an important question.
>>33700525i'm not very sharp, unfortunately
>>33700528What clogged up the thread was people bitching about you - which is not your fault, those people bitch about anything
>>33700539I guess it is a bit of a different crowd than last year! not too sure if id ever genuinely be a regular like I was before but I do like popping in on the occasion and it’s fun when people recognize me (which is shown to be incredibly easy..)>>33700541goodnight anon ! tomorrow will be better
Goodnight femanons. Goodnight fellow bros. >>33700541I too am happy to see her return before sleep. Too bad Myao missed her
>>33700480Oh hey! Been a while. Glad you're still doing art stuff.
>>33700550that is truefrom now on all I am is a producer of doodles. nothing more and nothing less because people will complain about anything ever
>>33700525They might be pointless to (You). But I don't really care to hear about all the objects you've shoved in your ass for the 8th time.
>>33700558MY FAVORITE DRAWING EVER I think ever since I’ve been chasing that high not even the gooner art I make now can top 2024 anon :3 gooner art
>>33700525Is fun
Finally the pajeet spammer got banned this thread can now heal
>>33700558Thank fuck I'm deep water certified in scuba.
When I started dozing off on the couch he literally dragged me back onto the floor telling me if he can't sleep then I can't either.>>33699937She did, but she was very sleepy and just did a lot of encouragement.>>33699998Within moments of me pulling his pants down. I tried to be sneaky, but it didn't matter.>>33700376I'll lick his eyeballs.
>>33700563I still think about a lot of the ones you doodled. One was a simp with flowers and chocolate proclaiming “I love you!”, and another was your little doodle self looking at anons going “PEG ME PEG ME”.
>>33700568This is not a real certification
>>33700573 I LOST THEM ALLLwell not really but I broke my laptop and haven’t really tried to get them backmost of them are archived on my personal discord thoughthis was peak anon :3
>>33700517I'd say my top 3 favorites are Mii Gunner, Meta Knight, and Dr. Mario.>>33700563It is pretty great, I only keep the finest masterpieces in my collection. But nothing since then has compared?! I find that hard to believe.
>>33700576Is your atoga discord lost to time too?
>>33700574Sure, it's actually deep diver. But that doesn't fit the innuendo as well.
>>33700525>>33700543You're right. The important questions a moid can ask are Would you like to go on a date / Will you marry me / What do you want to name our first child but since we both know the depressing truth of these important questions so let's stick to the "important" fun questions like 'Do you want to ack on a ballsack?' and still share having the tiniest bit of fun in our lives. ok?
>>33700579well maybe things have been Up There. but in terms of concept and execution I don’t think I’ve been better havent had that sneaky feeling of undercover gooner art which I think made everything better. now most people know what I draw and it’s less exciting >>33700580the server never existedunless ur talking about my account. I left the login somewhere …
>>33700574Is Abella Danger not really my stepsister?
>>33700590>well maybe things have been Up ThereIs there anywhere I can check them out? I've got your old catbox collection but it doesn't seem to get updated anymore.>havent had that sneaky feeling of undercover gooner art which I think made everything better. now most people know what I draw and it’s less excitingYeah, I can imagine it'd lose its luster a bit. But your fans seeing you come up with new ideas and improve must be fun too!
>>33700590That’s a relief!
They lied. Anal feels good.
>>33700601Not really
>>33700601>buttworm typed this post
>>33700601congrats dude. did you take turns or is your bussy receiver only?
>>33700495Apparently the answer is "nothing".
>>33700601>they liedi've fielding so many buttsex questions itt i'm genuinely a little hurt
buttsex $2
Millennial women moving into the multiple face piercing bogged lips thick eyebrow phase to go with those tattoos.Millennial women, is this your final form?
>>33700517MVillager, Ness, Olimar, Wii Fit TrainerI ONLY play annoying cringe shit
as the night draws darker and anons crawl into bedit is for certain that the thread is dead
>>33700562>They might be pointless to (You). But I don't really care to hear about all the objects you've shoved in your ass for the 8th time.the 14th amendment made it illegal to own JH like this.
>>33700625It’s a shame, I was hoping to see my thread wife tonight
>>33700625>>33700637I'm manipulating my luck tomorrow so I can talk to a girl irl. This plan will only fail if she has a M/W only class and not M/W/F.>>33698817Wrong! It's Rudeus Greyrat.
*farts cutely*
>>33700657sucks it up
>>33700657Disgusting moid bastard
>>33700625not a peep, not a whine,not a single atogan, not one not ninewere loud with their posts. they were all fast asleep, waiting for the next day.and what is that, nestled so tightly in their head?dreams of a nicer tomorrow, talking to the cute girls in the next thread.
>>33700665this is so cute thank touthere is a new thread Just Wasn’t linked
>>33700677aw, that would have been a good post to past the link in. oh well>>33700665>>33700365>>33700365
>>33700511I'm 99% sure he already knows.
>>33700264You whippersnappers and your darnblasted compunction to never actually own any music...
>>33700617>Millennial women moving into the multiple face piercing bogged lips thick eyebrow phase to go with those tattoos.>Millennial women, is this your final form?Don't categorize all millennial women with those type, not all of us do that. And no some of us who dont do that are not pickmes.
>>33701579That's creepy asf, I hope gets a restraining order
