Previously: >>33700365https://vocaroo.com/13UwAIVqnBDH
first for I love women
>>33703515I miss my old hamster
Thanks anon, you just averted me posting one with a really shitty OP image to spite the person who said they were making one like an hour ago.
>>33703515whys he spitting out his snac
I used to be the King of /atoga/.The King is dead, long live the King.
>>33703528I was that anon who said I'd make a new thread, my boss came in the room and sent me on a half-hour sidequest
GenderWhat was your favorite childhood game? Video, board, or otherwise.
reminder that polizei is the perfect type of male and god's gift to us and deserves to be loved
egyptian femanons, explain yourselves.
>>33703251Brat femanon did my post make sense to you?
>>33703536what in the boot licking nonsense is thishe's too covered up to see anything, the uniforms aren't even sexy.
>>33703529unloading cargo to be lighter to run away faster
Women, is sitting with your legs crossed like picrel actually comfortable? It seems like it would bunch things up awkwardly down there.If this is a stupid question, please understand I have never seen a vagina. Thank you and have a nice day.
>>33703544vaginas are slimey and slippery. hope this helps
>>33703544Yeah, it does bunch up things down there, and it feels nice.
>>33703544it's comfy for me but I have an innie
>>33703536Boring i want to be an arditi
>>33703542flat girl anon copypastai have 2 anonsisters here so you can't hurt me
>>33703535F. I played the shit out of pokemon blue as a kid. My favorite boardgame was Mastermind.>>33703544It's pretty comfy.
>>33703544I don't like it because it reminds me I don't shave my legs
>>33703544it's not uncomfy at all?
>>33703546Can I be honest? As a guy who never interacts with vaginas, it's super weird to me that women just have like open holes on their body that go inside of them. I mean we have a urethra but it's tiny, and we have the power to block all our other holes with muscles built into them. But women just have like an open one and that's super weird.
Tears well up in your girlfriend's eyes."I'm sorry for what I did to you," she whispers. "Please forget about me. I'm a terrible girl."She runs away.You cry out for her to come back.She does not.You never see her again.
>>33703535F, I was a monster at that Harry Potter version of Clue
>>33703556vaginas aren't, like, agape at all times. they are basically like a flat stretchy sack that deflates/collapses on itself when empty but stretches to fit whatever it needs inside of it later
Guy from last thread thinks this is 'hot af' and aesthetic?
>>33703556nta but..it's not really that open at all? but i'm also a virgin with probably a wall block there so i don't know
>>33703535MTossup between Banjo-Tooie, Sonic Adventure 2, or Pokemon Pearl.
>>33703556I mean, it's shut most of the time. It's an "open hole" the same way your mouth is.
>>33703562No
>>33703556do you think women just fill up with water when they go in the pool?
>>33703556>>33703560Think of it like a collapsed balloon. It's hard to make a deflated balloon patent, right? That's because the friction of its walls against each other help keep it closed. Does that make sense?
>>33703565no, because I have a jaw, and lips.>>33703563>wall blockis that like, something the muslims install when you're young?>>33703560that description didn't help but also made things worse for me. thanks.
>>33703559Was that the Mystery at Hogwarts game or an actual HP Clue?
>>33703564>Pearl>childhood gamethanks for making me feel old
>>33703515Women, would you be attracted to a guy simply on the basis that he is tall, good face ,athletic and seems approachable?Presuming a "superficial" setting where you know nothing about him other than what he appears like.
>>33703544Not only is it comfortable, but it makes me feel deeply feminine and sexy.I guess it kinda bunches things up, but it's no different than moving my legs normally.
>>33703569They don't (though I've heard in some cases they kinda do actually), but if they had air pockets inside of them that could be displaced by the vagina expanding they absolutely would just fill up with water
>>33703574Not particularly. In general I only feel attracted to guys after I get to know them, I've felt immediate and superficial attraction less than a handful of times in my life.
>>33703573I was 12 when it released. We are old.
>>33703569They dont? I guess the air inside doesn't let water in
>>33703572>Mystery at HogwartsYes, that's the one! I forgot the title, thanks anon>>33703574Sure, I like looking at and interacting with attractive people, just like everyone else
I was 12 for Gold and Silver and 19 for Diamond and Pearl.
>>33703582My sister used to make me play it with her a bunch. That and Titanic. I’m glad I could help. :)
>>33703585*crumbles into a sexy pile of dust*
>>33703531who's the new king?
How do I stop liking evil women?
>>33703535fa certain 3d fighting game
>>33703591Bloody Roar
>>33703571>is that like, something the muslims install when you're young?no
>>33703591Clay Fighter 2?
>>33703588Yeah... or not because I still feel fine. Life goes on just like it always has.
>>33703591SMELLY SMASH PLAYER
>>33703590Evil as in she tried to stab you or she turned you down?
>talking with woman>she gestures with her hands>get momentarily distracted by how soft her skin looksI'm 34 ffs, this shouldn't still be happening. Ladies, please wear gloves for the sake of my mental health
>>33703593>>33703595no, it's one that is still alive but i will not say which one it is *dies*
>>33703544To sit like a princess, one must cross their ankles. Very masculine to sit like this
>>33703562Looks like moot with a face filter
>>33703600No, like, evil fictional women.
>>33703599*resurrects*NO.and i don't consider that 3d??
>>33703605>mootliterally WHO
>>33703602The most embarrassing one I can think of is Dead or Alive so I’ll assume it’s that one. RIP DoA femanon
>>33703600>>33703606Actually also real ones. I guess it is the stab kind though.
>>33703544i'm 5'0 and look stupid sitting like thistall girl privilege yet again
>>33703571The vagina also has lips and muscles around it
>>33703615you're 5'0, you're going to look silly and unserious however you do anything.
>>33703615i'm close and have fat thighs and i don't think the same?
>>33703610Isn't that basically Boob Physics: The Game?Women don't play that, surely?
>>33703617I know people SAY 'lips' but that's not the same thing, right? Like, a vagina obviously can't eat an apple but you could argue teeth, but it also can't eat jello either right?
>>33703620i did but it wasn't that one..stop making me want to say which one it is
>>33703535MDark Souls tied with Kirby Epic Yarn
>>33703611A girl stabbed me in the side when I turned her down. I don't begrudge her. She wasn't a bad person, just someone with low self-esteem that had been abused since before she could remember. I was 24, she was 23. She didn't stab me because she was a bad person, she stabbed me because I added on extra pain when she'd already experienced so much already. I might have a different attitude if the knife caused permanent damage, but I healed from it so whatever. I hope she's doing better now. I wouldn't wish depression or low self-esteem on anyone.
>>33703623Soul Calibur, it’s gotta be
>>33703535snakes and ladders.
>>33703618>mfw>>33703619you must have huge tits or some other redeeming feature to boost your confidence
>>33703625PSYCHO POST
>>33703601Aw, precious..
>>33703631Pardon?
>>33703629>boob envy Do women really?
>>33703629Not all girls here are miserable with zero self-esteem, anon.
Abuse my cock with your holes, women!
>>33703618>5'1 and a halfAnd yet- I'm more serious than everyone in this thread combined..
>>33703629..are you asking me this as a girl??i am bigger there yes but i don't see it that way, again...
How do I get a skitarii gf?
Why so many womanlets
Does anyone else here have rosacea and advice on how to deal with it? I have the kind where I get pustules and bumps
>>33703629Look on the bright side, you'll look dainty while sitting on your bfs lap while the tall girl looks like a dog who doesn't realize he's not a tiny puppy anymore.
>>33703635Do not use trauma to excuse somebody assaulting you with a deadly weapon
>>33703647moidest hands
>>33703582>Sure, I like looking at and interacting with attractive peopleWould this also work with a guy who is good looking, athletic and of average height? I've always been attractive and gotten female attention, but I aqcuired a legit Chad friend who involuntarily mogs me in height and frame, turning all my insecurities to the mags.
>>33703641yes, just trying to understand how to have confidence from down here lmaoI'm sure we're both somebody's type>>33703645testosterone is a cheat code
>>33703655Then explain why I, the lowest of T beta males, am also over 6ft?
>>33703649I make a distinction between pre-meditated offenses and just losing control of your emotions. Also she was young and this was a long time ago. 2016.
how many of you actually post on /atoga/ at work?
>>33703625Look at him, ready for round 2
>>33703640Yes sweetie, you're very adult and serious.
>>33703659?
>>33703658I am right now. It’s a restaurant though, so there’s decent downtime.
>>33703652Yes ofc, the vast majority of guys are nice to look at Maybe I just have low standards, but i Like Men and am generally happier in their presence
>>33703658me
>>33703589Me
>>33703647this is the only thought that keeps me going>>33703656it's a cheat code because a single drop turns your bones to steel and doubles your muscle mass
>>33703658I'm actually posting while I'm supposed to be napping - however I'm napping while I'm supposed to be working.
>>33703657So should everybody with trauma get a pass for stabbing people? Is that just normal behavior?
>>33703641Men like you because they get to look down your shirt. Now imagine you had nothing there to look at. You'd feel pretty insignificant.
>>33703658On my phone, not on my work PC
>>33703655i mean i won't lie sometimes i think i do look like a chicken if i sit with bare legs in general but maybe i'm starting to not obsess over silly things and feel indifferent enough nowsorry it's not the best advice
>>33703668*shanks you in the dick*sorry, anon, it's not personal
>>33703660where are all the "this is how I look to my short gf" male povs??
>>33703674i don't really rely my confidence on what men see in my looks and i think others shouldn't really do that either
Men would you date a girl who is constantly itchy
>>33703685Why are you itchy
>>33703671That is some advanced procrastination
>>33703676no worries anon, it's my bad for assuming the worst when we're supposed to be on the same teamhopefully I'll feel better when I leave school and I'm not constantly surrounded by other girls my age to compare to
>>33703673No, I'm just saying how I responded in my own situation. If others are less forgiving that's up to them.
>>33703685Yes. I would scratch her all the time.
>>33703685No but I would date a girl who’s sore all the time so I can massage her back when she’s done work
>>33703685Ye, she could rub herself on me to sctrach it
>>33703674>imagine you had nothing there to look atA flat woman's chest is still insanely erotic
>>33703675Sameeee ! Finally someone not on a pc for this site
>>33703688don't worry! and yeah i remember being way more nervous about it when i was in school, spending more time with myself and my thoughts helped a bit
>>33703660I dont wear braid twintails or stand like a toddler..
>>33703535It's weird and fringe tho, because it was my grandfather's.
Gender what is your most depraved sexual fantasy?
>>33703658I post most often from work, because that's where I'm stuck doing a job but have less to do than when I'm busy at home and can fill in downtime with naps or snacking.
>>33703703F. Sex with my husband for the sake of procreation, with lights on.
>>33703703Missionary sex with eye contact
>>33703702I'm elderly and want to know what it was.
>>33703695I don't believe you. My life experience has taught me otherwise.
>>33703703why do you want all of us to hornypost at work?
>>33703658I'm about to leave for the day.
>>33703574No
>>33703703F. Stalked and fucked by evil monster man, but he doesn't want to kill me. He just breaks me physically and I always manage to survive with minimal long term consequences before he finds and fucks me again.
>>33703712NtaThe chest is fine
>>33703703this >>33703715 stop tempting me!!
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33703581there's no air or water inside a vagina lol. it isn't a hole
>>33703719yfw
>>33703703i don't know, full nelson with polizei-kun for now, i'm lazy
>>33703703MI want to go to the ice cream parlor with my wife, jerk me off under the table into her ice cream and have her eat it in public
>>33703727Of course there is air there there is air everywhere
>>33703732abstinence only sex ed is a plague on society
>>33703724i think first you need to find a gf who would touch you with a pole shorter than 6 foot
>>33703732NTA but vaginal walls are collapsed.
>>33703733Ok so vaginas are the vacuum of space
>>33703711The 1976 titanic board game.
>>33703703MNTR where she’s cheating on me and I’m cheating on her, but we’re both cheating with the same girl
>>33703703FHolding hands..with my bf before marriage..
>>33703736This is a good answer
>>33703703I want a girl to insert a tube down my urethra directly into my balls and squeeze them and suck the cum out directly like a straw.
>>33703731
>>33703739Isn't that just being French?
>>33703738wtf that’s cool, but also kinda ghoulish…
>>33703732Exactly
>>33703703MProcreative threesome with identical twins and they both get pregnant and give birth at the same time
>>33703737Can confirm, got my dick ripped off after hitting it at the wrong angle and casuing too much of a pressure difference
>>33703703Not really depraved but see how hard I can bite into a girl before she bleeds or tells me to stop
>>33703752That will get you for sure
>>33703743You asked for depraved, and I delivered.
>>33703753where would you bite
>>33703731yummy
>>33703745No, no hijab
just read smut for six hours and then went to the neighborhood pool to wash off the sweat and take it easy. yup. i earned this. i hope i never get a job
>>33703752is there any truth in this
>>33703731Not OP but ooh..I like this..
>>33703758Anywhere really but probably her boobs
>>33703736>lips pout>the walls fall out>red rose grows as the walls unfold>my lapse>prolapse>Jizz trap>spreads my gap>red met flaps as the walls unwrap
>>33703769Ok eminem
>>33703764yes, you must be very cautious when inserting
>>33703768i think boobies would be hot but way too sensitive
>>33703747Pop pop even wrote over some of the disaster cards that had too harsh punishments for me. :) It felt minorly skill based enough that it was fun and we played it a lot when I was younger before video games took off.
>>33703742>I want a girl to insert a tube down my urethra directly into my balls and squeeze them and suck the cum out directly like a straw.Your knowledge of male human anatomy is woefully lacking.
>>33703775Where do you suggest then her neck or stomach?
>>33703778WHOLESOME AFDo you or him still have the game?
how early is too early to propose?
>>33703774please i'm a virgin i don't know anything, can it really cause issues if you do it in a certain angle??
>>33703779
>>33703783Before a year in
>>33703783It really depends on your age and cultural background. For me, probably less than a year would have been too little.
>>33703780neck would be nice, it would feel more intimate and vulnerable
>>33703787Agreed
>>33703784in all serious, no trolling, yes the pressure differential can seriously tear your cock off your body. men don't like to talk about this because they would have to admit their dicks are maimed or missing and that's obviously a very embarrassing and emasculating thing.
>>33703783if you're under 30, under a yearotherwise probably anything under 6 months
>>33703787>>33703788so do you think it would be eyebrow raising at 1 year? would we be judged?
>>33703791lmao I seriously died reading this
>>33703728Also the monster man can't cum, so the only mess is my tears and spit and a little blood.
>>33703795i'm going to kill myself
>>33703796well no wonder he's so angry.
>>33703792good nuance, we are in our 30s and we have been discussing marriage a lot but it's been less than a year so i wasn't sure if we were being crazy and irresponsible. but we both know what we want and we both know we can give it to each other, so it feels like we're just waiting for show at this point
Men, how many of you think that semen is manufactured and stored in your balls? (It's not).
>>33703795Delta p is no laughing matter
Why did God or Nature or whatever you believe in make females physically weaker than males?
>>33703719>>33703796Wish it would just kill you already so I dont have to read this shit for the 134326th time
>>33703712we're not turning this into another chestlet confidence boosting thread
>>33703797Err-kay
>>33703782I think it got thrown out, it was falling apart regardless. Or somebody in the family might have it. Or it could still be under the stairs. I might check next time I visit her. He is laid in arlington.
>>33703794Depends on where you live and your age. If it makes you happy, tho, it should not matter too much.
>>33703801well duh. everyone knows thats where pee is
>>33703805FI don't know..it's the root of so many problems..
>>33703809That’s a shame. :(
>>33703801Where is it them
>>33703622>nigga really sent me a 10 minute long yap session
>>33703805To promote rape, I guess. It's the easiest way for a species to survive. Ducks still do it.Of course, the human population is more self-sustaining now, but the strength gap is still around. It's a bit of a pickle being stuck with this leftover sex disparity.
>>33703799It turns out he's just cursed and knows I'm the only one who can break it. With my love.>>33703806He can try, it'd be hot.
>>33703810liberal usa where people date for 20 years without getting married. i don't think i have a single friend who got married before dating 4 years at least.
>>33703817
>>33703796Is he a monster because he can't cum? I think that inability would drive many men to madness...
>>33703805because we were not supposed to be the ones wearing the cutest polizei uniform (i'll stop it now)
>lost hair in mid 20s>beard going gray at 28women are you capable of loving an unc?
>>33703805Sexual dimorphism, also erm women are meant for like breeding and babies of ofc they are weaker.
>>33703824Yuhhhhh
>>33703820Then yeah, probably. But if it makes you happy, you do you.
>>33703619I have literally never seen a thigh I didn't want to lick. It boggles my mind how women can possibly think their thighs are unattractive.
>>33703805The baby-making bits take up space that is occupied by muscle in males. The increased strength in aggression brought on by increasing testosterone is beneficial for defending tribes and distracting or killing predators, but much less useful for removing yourself from danger, which is the more common preference in long-lived primates and aves.
>>33703825That doesnt make sense, we should be stronger to handle it all better
>>33703817Yeah but he did the ENTJ vocaroo so he is forgiven
>>33703805So the cum monster can attack them easily
>>33703827typ sht
>>33703805Men are STR units meant for early-to-midgame combatWomen are WIS units meant for lategame
>>33703805F I wish I knew cause I HATE it
>>33703783If you are in the US, you probably have no other choice, but I cannot comment as I'm not american.But at least don't buy one of those fucking rings, spend the money on a nice vacation together or something that is actually worth more than a crumpled beer can. If you aren't in the US, just don't. >>33703792I'm starting to realize why Americans use divorcing as a national sport
>>33703818is that why men are angry? bc their right to rape has been stripped away?
>>33703834but a pigeon prevented his suicide attempt that one time so I dont know what the tab is now
>>33703824I've been capable of loving uncs for years before I was legal, anon
>>33703824>>33703836No way
>>33703841Unironically yes. Men and their brute strength were useful in the caveman days, but we're long past that now. All they are now is rape instincts dressed up in a suit.
>>33703814Yeah. Piece of a memory now.
>>33703838>>33703813>FOne of the rare times I believe when an anon claims to be F, because you *understand*!
>>33703841>>33703846Shut up creepy fetishists
>>33703849Cringe
>>33703838ok but you get turned on from play-fighting with your bf and losing, sooo
>>33703846that's not what i asked though anon
>>33703850Sometimes women like rape tho
When masturbating where do you cum?
>>33703841>bc their right to rapeDunno if you are memeing, but rape was illegal almost always throughout history. When it wasn't it was met with retribution from the womans clan or family, generally causing a generational blood feud.No idea who came up with the phantasy of freely rapeable women. Outside of wars and as a crime, rape didn't happen.
>>33703849-_-
>>33703857>rape was illegal almost always throughout historyBecause it was considered damage to a man's property, kek
>>33703850kys
anyone else feel like the penis, or more accurately its position on the body is very missplaced perchance?Wouldnt placing it on the palm and it being retractable like in ducks, or perhaps on the elbow make it more efficient for fucking. the thrusting would use less energy as well because you need to use less bodymotionThis would also translate well into seeing which male is more capable at protecting, as the motion to fuck is the same as the motion to fight
>>337038521. No I wouldn't, I hate conflict2. I don't have a bf, never have..
WomenDoes it ever bother you that men get to be the warriors and knights while you get stuck as casters and maybe archers?
>>33703855My panties I guess? Idk I’ve never thought to cum anywhere specifically like that before
>>33703535MMy older brother and sister had this boardgame called "The Omega Virus" and basically you took turns while getting taunted by the automated voice of the computer as you attempted to beat it. But it's also competitive so you need to destroy the virus so YOU get the credit and that can include attacking the other players so you can steal their shit and win fasterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh0s12Tjk3Ayoung me got nightmares about the voice
>>33703844way
>>33703862Lay off the drugs anon
>>33703815>Where is it themSpermatozoa are made in your balls, but they make up only about 10% of semen volume. The rest of the liquid is made by several of your glands, principally the Prostate gland and Cowper's glands (a.k.a. the bulbourethral glands). Semen technically isn't stored anywhere as it consists of multiple components which are only mixed together at the moment of ejaculation; but the largest part of the liquid is stored in the seminal vesicles (a.k.a. vesicular glands), which are up above your prostate gland, and behind the bladder.In pic related 1 is one of your balls; 5 is the seminal vesicles. They're nowhere near each other.
Women, what does it feel like when someone touches a boob? Clothed? Naked?
>>33703843how do I find women like this? I always look older by default even when im with friends who are the same age or older.Even in the teenage years, I could grow a full beard by 16
>>33703870Wrong. Semen is stored in your mother
>>33703862i've heard that's the best ideal place to let it be because of the temperature and stuff too
>>33703874lmao dead
>>33703870Cool, how did you know that
>>33703865My man, I have had to use more strength to pull a bow than I have had to use any cutting implement. So add that to men and women only get casters.
>>33703874you know where it isnt stored?in JH's womb
>>33703872to me it feels like they're playing clay with my hearti've never experienced it bare though
>>33703874TRVKE
>>33703529Because the human holding it is pushing with his thumb.
>>33703857Marriage without consent from the woman herself is rape, dumbass, which has been prevalent throughout historyWhich is by the way the bigger point: many men don't think women should have the right to decide anything, least of all who gets to insert their penis in them. And it angers them that law punishes they're able to physically get (and therefore is naturally right)
>AGP autist who samefags about boob envy and female superiority is here That is my cue to leave. GN atoga.
Men, does this guy seem like a “simp” to you?https://youtube.com/watch?v=ng_6EHK7k0w
>>33703862Having your dick on your arm sounds really inconvenient. You guys complain about getting hit there now with it between your legs, I mean....
>>33703878>Cool, how did you know thatBecause I pay attention, I guess? I've no idea how it's possible *not* to know stuff like this.
>>33703886what???
>>33703889the dick getting hit isnt the problemits the balls
>>33703887My fellow Manon, stop posting this
>>33703887this is the 3758493278th time you bring this thing here
>>33703887I’m scared to click on the link, just describe to me what he did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcZCaQ-1k-gfoids would you date a booster-type? if you don't know him, you can read about him on TV tropeshttps://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/SuperMarioRPG
>>33703865>implying I'm not on the front lines with my greatsword and boob plate armour
>>33703889The dick isn't invincible or anything like that but the real pain come from getting hit in the balls.
im craving a can or two of deens
>>33703872It feels like someone is pressing a pillow onto me, since I consider them "in front of my chest" and not my chest
>>33703890Did you open wikipedia
>>33703865They always want me to be the healer desu.
>>33703899Tell em girlllll
>>33703873Idk, all the ones I know are in the midwest US, including myself
>>33703822No, he's a monster because he was cursed by some evil woman a long time ago.
>>33703910damn, im south euro
I have an erection...
>>33703905>since I consider them "in front of my chest" and not my chestwtf does this mean
>>33703910Oooo where in the Midwest ?
>>33703880I wish. If my bf just said fuck it and knocked me up and I had to deal with the consequences of having a baby a bit sooner than I planned since my dad is still around for me to take care of, I think I'd be able to adapt.
Moid, what's the most disgusting thing you'd have your gf/wife do for you (that isn't sexual)?
>>33703898I already know about him and NO
>>33703914Awkward turtle
>>33703860And? The result was the rapist getting his balls snipped off either way, hence the woman was protected.>>33703885>Marriage without consent is rapeI would actually agree, but you forget that no one consented to marriage back then. Your parents would strike an economically advantageous deal with another family, and off you go. If the daughter of the guy who offers mucho acres as an inheritance happens to be a 180kg hairy BPD hambeast, tough luck. You're hitting that, and with gusto, until shes pregnant multiple time, or you will be ostracised as a faggot. >many men don't think women should have the right to decide anything, least of all who gets to insert their penis in themSeems like projection. I'm pretty glad about not being arrange marriaged to some rando, and I wouldn't want to spend time with a woman who isn't genuinely into me. >And it angers them that law punishes they're able to physically get (and therefore is naturally right)Dunno. Rapeplay is pretty hot, but mostly because it requires a lot of trust and a good mutual understanding. As a man I find it very hard to envision the real thing as being hot in any way.
>>33703917arent you just the sidechick to the duo you're dating
>>33703915What's to explain?? I grew up with a chest, then I grew squishy bags of fat that lay on my chest. They're not my chest, just attached to it, so when my boob is touched, my brain interprets it as "an object is pushing me" even though it's part of my body
>>33703917This is a common fantasy, I have it often too
Is QT still here?
>>33703918Nothing? Even if I was crippled I wouldn't want her to help me use the toilet
>>33703915nta They aren't your chest, they're lumps of mostly fat infront of your chest. Women have pec muscles too I mean.
>>33703860I unironically wish I was treated as property, because then at least I'd be cherished and properly cared for. This whole "being considered an equal human being just like men" thing isn't working out so well.>tfw you were born too late to be a trophy wife
>>33703924Damn that is such a wild take
>>33703906>Did you open wikipediaThe picture in my last post comes from there; the rest from memory.
>>33703930NtaYou were never too late to be a trophy wife, you just aren't a trophy...
>>33703898>His plot to marry Peach seems sinister... until over time you realize he has absolutely no clue what marriage is, let alone any interest in being with Peach after the "wedding". >He just thought the idea of a wedding party sounded fun. >After a chaotic ceremony, swallowing a gigantic cake monster, and getting a kiss from Bowser and/or Mario, he promptly leaves, content with his "wedding" party, and never bothers the heroes again.Wtf this is so autism coded.
>>33703929>>33703932does it matter if you have high/low breast roots? like is there a difference if they're hanging just from the top vs. a mound rising from your chest in all directions?
>>33703922>Seems like projection.Yeah, you're a disingenuous fuck and should kys
>>33703935please don't horsegirl and footfag at the same time, you're taking my space for polizei
>>33703930um, that's not how you would be treated at all, you delusional agp.
>>33703924That's kinda messed up, to be honest. Even a fat guy knows that his stomach is part of him. You describe it like your arm going numb or something.
>>33703836<3
I'm horny!
>>33703939I would assume if they're just hanging from the top or really big it puts more strain on the skin.
Thread ruined by tranny freak, goodbye!!!!
>>33703922>or you will be ostracised as a faggot.Also, that's complete bullshit and a victimization fantasy on your part. You're disgusting.
>>33703951what is going on??
>>33703939LMAOOOO breast roots? I’m so sorry but that has to be the most hilarious thing I’ve heard all day.. anyway uh idk, your boobs are just there and they grow/shrink depending on your weight or if you’re breastfeeding. The hanging down thing that you’re asking about is a syndrome and not natural so idk, i don’t suffer from that so I can’t answer that
>>33703942>>33703951I was just about to call out that agp myself, thanks
>>33703885>which has been prevalent throughout historyArranged marriage required consent of the partners to the marriage. Most marriages, even arranged ones, were not forced.
>>33703872i've only ever experienced it unwillingly so it's really felt like someone grabbing my heart in my chest and not letting go. it's been scary. when my boy kitty makes biscuits on them it feels like he's playing in me like a sandbox.
>>33703948But why are you screaming that
>>33703939I don't know anon, I've only ever had the one set. But since mine can swing forwards enough to give me bruises underneath on return impact, they are definitely in FRONT of my chest.>>33703943Yes it's part of me, but in a similar way, a fat guy has lots of fat in front of his stomach muscles too, just more attached.
Every now and then I forget why most men are loathsome creatures, but it never lasts with pos like >>33703922
Men, did you grow up with female friends, and if you did, how successful are you with relationships?
>>33703955nta, what the fuck are you laughing about? that's an actual technical term WE USE?? have you never gone on the whole journey trying to find bras that fit well?
>>33703959
>>33703955>LMAOOOO breast roots?He means the connective tissue. They're supported by something, right? Rooted almost? Ligaments or whatever? Otherwise they could just move around your entire torso.
>>33703958anon... they got the woman's "consent" through force. >>33703955it's a stupid term but it's a real one, just ask a boobologist
>>33703967??
>>33703956nothing quite like the fetishization of a fake ass moid-only concept of the female experience to make me want to wretch. imagine looking at history and thinking women were ever "cherished" or "treasured". if you were ugly you were abused, if you were pretty you were rape fodder for the highest bidder, either way you are a broodmare for some sleazeball of your father's choosing
>>33703955>The hanging down thing that you’re asking about is a syndrome and not natural so idkThe fuck are you talking about anon, it's called "gravity".
>>33703972you're reading a lot into "I want a man to love me, even if it's in a #problematic way"
>>33703958i love arguing history but doesn't know history award
>>33703955stop answering questions directed at females
>>33703966Idk I’ve never used that…yeah and it didn’t entail the use of that word? Just used measurements and that was that
>>33703963>mine can swing forwards enough to give me bruises underneath on return impactno fucking way this is possible
>>33703955Delusional tranny so far into AGP he has forsaken biology and physics entirely.
>>33703979yeah no you haven't
>>33703979The moid hands get really tiring after a certain point.
>>33703982nta that's totally possible. Anfd if you're on your back with no bra or anythng, they WILL travel to your armpits.
>>33703958No it didn't. The man asked for the woman's hand in marriage, but the bride mostly had no say and it was her father/her family's choiceThat's not to say the man was never under family pressure but overall he had more freedom to choose. The bride had almost none.
is that the same tranny from last thread who has OF and had to point out that he's a tranny after every reply he posted?
>>33703982It's a common issue with female runners, anon. Repeated impact leaves bruises underneath, that's why properly fitting sports bras are important. It's not some insane anime titcow thing, it's the reality of having heavy objects smack you. Lol
Tylenol bros... not like this...Advil fucking won
>>33703983Literally gave birth to two kids lol but okay? I swear the people on this site are so strange.
>>33703965It wasn't normal for boys and girls to be friends when/where I was growing up, then I went to a boy's school from 12-16, Imo the longer you spend away from girls during development, the more disastrous it is
>>33703976that's not what was said at all, so take your half baked retorts and stick them up your front hole bitch
>>33703544Sitting like this is uncomfortable for me but I'm both fat and have duck feet. My legs naturally want to spread apart, and my fat gets in the way anyways. I prefer to sit like this, but my family would always scold me for it.
>>33703989that sounds annoying for just relaxing in bed, I couldn't hold my phone how I usually do if I had boobs in the way
>>33703994moids stop taking credit for their wives giving birth challenge
>>33703994>go through the hell of pregnancy and childbirth>decide to do it againWtf, you are braver than me
>>33703998The weirdest thing about losing weight for me was the sensation of being able to cross my legs properly.
>>33703960I'm venting!
>>33704006that's an agp. they've never given birth. they may have an exwife who did.
>>33703998scold you how? for not being "ladylike?" you shouldn't have to perform femininity in front of family, that's lame
>>33703965>female friendsI had no friends>successful with relationshipsNot at all, or else I wouldn't be here
>>33704001Nope lol oldest is from first marriage, second never married so different baby daddy.Again the weird insistence that I’m a guy is weird af
>>33703703F. I want to be a man's 24/7 slave and breeding cow.
>>33703999It is. I'm not even that big and sleeping is a chore.
>>33703969>they got the woman's "consent" through forceNot really the case for your average couple through most of history. While there was obviously difference between different times in history, places in the world and economic classes, forced marriage.Obviously a princess had less say on her spouse compared to a subsistence farmer, but to think women haven't had any say at all in their spouse until not so long ago is just silly.
>>33704016But you could just do it now?
>>33703992I want to press hard on femanon's underboob bruises!
>>33704006They’re 5 years apart lol so honestly I kinda forgot how bad pregnancy is!! But also my oldest really wanted a sibling so when it happened I just said, it is what it is. They’ll now have each other and I’m happy with that
>>33704011nta I've tried sitting like a guy, in pants, all splayed out with my legs and it feels... naughty or crude or something. That shit is ingrained in you from an early age.
>>33704016>I want to be a man's 24/7 slave and breeding cow.What's stopping you?
>>33704023You did good anon, children end up weird if they grow up with no siblings
>>33703703>>33704016speaking of cows...I wanna induce lactation in a gf/wife and have her make ice cream, protein shakes, lattes, and other milk-based products for us to eat.
>>33704016chad's dairy farm welcomes you
>>33703805Their physical weakness is not much an issue ever since we invented tools. Women are coping is their mind whats different.Our difference comes from women being naturally more risk averse and honestly more forward thinking, more fearful, also slower response times.Theyre emotionally built to stay home and administer what the man brings, this could be the basis for an equal relationship but men blocked it by denying women education for a while.
>>33704027For sure! We have a big family though so they always have tons of cousins to play with and everything.
Women, why the fuck are you so inconsistent? >Meet a woman who's so into spanking that she gets ME into spanking even though I previously was against it>Marry her>She gets less and less excited about being spanked >Years pass>She decides she's actually flat-out against it and doesn't want me to do it anymoreLike, yes, she changed her mind over several years, but what I'm into hasn't changed at all in those several years. Why are women's sexualities so ridiculously unreliable?
>>33704030>protein shakesis it for working out
>>33704020nta>more historical revision>more rape apologiaDumbass, even our grandmothers didn't have much say over who they got married to, and many were married off at 13 and 14. This isn't even ancient history.
>>33704007It's weird though, my mom is also fat yet she's able to cross her legs fine. Maybe the leg sticks out a tiny bit more, instead of being held as close to the body, but she still seems comfortable doing it meanwhile I'm miserable. >>33704011Pretty much, yeah. I think the main issue is that I would do it when I was still getting dragged to church, because it was easier to take notes if I made myself a little table with my legs like that. I'd get told to put my leg down then spend the entire service struggling to take notes without my shit sliding off my lap. I wasn't even wearing a skirt or anything, so it's not like I was flashing anyone.But idk, sitting with my legs is closed is uncomfortable and doesn't feel natural at all. If I cross my legs, everything is smushed unnaturally, and if I keep my knees together, my muscles start screaming after only a few minutes. I don't get why I have to be in pain when sitting just because I'm a girl, it's stupid. For the most part I like being girly and feminine, but not at the expense of my comfort.
>>33704030Ew, dude have you ever tried breast milk? It is not tasty like that
>>33704035you probably made too big of a deal about it, threw tantrums when you didn't get it, and now she resents it/you/sex despite enjoying it previously. many such cases
>>33704025Even if it's backwards in a chair like this? I always thought women looked more modest with their legs spread, since their thighs blocked most of it. It's men and their skinny legs that are showing everything to the world, lol
>>33704035it sounds like there's something wrong between youi never lost a fetish/sexual preference
>>33703958>slaves weren't unhappy, they signed their deed of ownership and everything!
>>33704040She got dem birthin' hips. No, really, I think your bones change.
>>33704021>But you could just do it now?>>33704026>What's stopping you?I haven't found a man who wants to make me his breeding cow yet :(
>>33704035Has she gained or lost weight? Having more/less junk in the trunk would obviously affect how spanking feels.
>>33704043If it's backless, yes that would still be weird for me. Like I'm fucking the chair or something...
>>33704035Shes cheating and only likes it when her bf does it / She is no longer attracted to you
>>33704042Everything you said is incorrect. >>33704044God damn it.
>>33704025>>33704011To be fair, it's opening up the whole crotch area to sit like that..
>>33704048This is true. Your hips can get wider if you don’t bind after childbirth
>>33704040Based fellow church doodler. Yeah, my mom told me it didn't matter unless we were sitting in the front pew, so I was surprised to discover that it was even considered "unladylike" later in life. People are weird.
>>33703990Again, it vastly depends on where and how, but a normal woman would not typically be forced into a marriage with a stranger by her family with none of her approval. What was typical among higher classes was for parents to encourage (acceptable) socialization between peers in hopes that things would blossom, and then after a proposal you'd move forward with your father's approval. Among lower classes, typically it was less complicated.While forced marriages happened, obviously, it was far less common than people like to believe. Especially when there was no substantial monetary or political power within a family. >>33704039When was your grandma born? Both my grandmothers definitely chose their own husbands, got married in their late teens or early 20s, and so did their mothers. Marriage between young teenagers hasn't been particularly common ever.
>>33704035how many women have you been with for "years" that you could even make this observation, moidslut? i wouldn't want to get spanked by a cheating manwhore either
Women how hard would a woman have to squeeze my balls for the cum to just come out by force?
>>33704030That is very hot, but I don't want any please, you just enjoy..
>>33703515Op are you from Canada. What’s your normal accent. I feel west coast or Canada
why do women love romantasy so much and how can i leverage this to have sex with women outside of my league?
>>33704040what exactly do you take notes on during church...?
>>33704052She's always weighed about the same.
>>33704064Ew idk that’s a cringey thought
>>33704066agreed
>>33704064pee is stored in the balls not sperm. please take a health class
>>33704058>bind after childbirthThe hell is that? It sounds really dangerous, if foot binding is anything to go off of. This is a thing?
>>33703535FOcarina of time Board game is probably monopoly or poker
>>337040641. how the fuck should i know2. who the fuck would let me find out
>>33704069You take notes on everyone’s sermons and sometimes you have bible study that the sermon could be tied to
>>33704035She grew out of her dumb immature taste, ofc
>>33704038yes I'm a powerlifter>>33704041That's not what I've heard...>>33704066That's fine!
>>33704033>Their physical weakness is not much an issue ever since we invented tools.Spoken like a moid who doesn't understand. First of all, for many parts of the world, weapons like guns are illegal. And weapons like a knife or stun gun aside from also being illegal in many countries, they're close range. Meaning, if you're that close to the guy to begin with, you're most likely fucked. And being physically vulnerable leads to feeling insecure (because even though you try to push down worries, you know there's still a chance). Anon, I once had a guy (that I had crush on) raise his voice at me and I immediately felt insecure and remembered the diproportion in power. It didn't matter whether he would've hit me or not (even if he's not that type) because he absolutely could and that's something I know and he probably knows even if he momentarily forgets on a day to day basis.
>>337040775 card or...
>>33703544It’s comfy for me
>>33704069NTA but when I was a kid I had to take notes on the sermon for sunday school
>>33704087Texas hold em
>>33704055Not possible. We're both shut-ins who live together.>>33704062I don't follow.
>>33704033I hate the word "mansplaining" but this is just silly>women's issues aren't real since weapons exist (never mind that a man's superior strength lets them easily disarm her)>>33704086I fear anon will call you paranoid and delusional so I am here to agree with you in advance, I've had similar experiences with loud men
>>33704084In her mid-30s?
>>33703923No. They're both onboard with us having a baby together.
>>33704085i do like the idea of a man using my milk to build up his muscles i think it's cute but it's very degenerate so i never knew how to find the courage to blurt it out
>>33704068I don’t really read it but romance in books is nice. Even in kid books like Percy Jackson, annabeth and Percy romance is cute
>>33704061>More historical revisionism That's why there are women who say they hate men. They mean you.
>>33703544Feels like heaven with freshly shaven legs. I feel like a goddess until I remember my ugly face.
>>33704076lol it’s not as scary as all that. After childbirth in my culture, your female family members (at the very least your mom) will come and take care of you for 40 days. In English it’s called quarantine but anyway yeah so they bind you with what looks like an ace bandage from right underneath your boobs all the way down over your hips. Everyday they try to wrap it tighter and tighter. Helps with the swelling and getting your uterus back down to regular size. You also have to drink horrendously tasting teas but man it was all worth it. After both kiddos I’m still the same size I was before them. It sucks to go through that for 40 days tho lol
>>33704048I wonder if I get to have kids, if the change in my hip structure will fix my duck feet (since I believe it's a hip structure issue) and/or make it easier for me to sit with my legs crossed like that. But on the other hand, I worry any hip structure issues I may have now may just make it impossible for me to give birth normally instead. >>33704060We never sat in the front row but my mom would still make a big deal of it. I could understand if the church was crowded and someone was sitting right next to me, but even if they weren't she'd get annoyed. Aside from that though, I didn't really care much what she thought and just continued to sit how I liked. I try to be a bit more feminine with how I sit now, but my thighs are big so it's not like people can see my pussy anyways, and even if I wear a dress, I always have shorts underneath. >>33704069My church would always give out a piece of paper with the sermon title and some lines for writing at the door, and it was a modern church so the screen would have the pastor's main points appear on the screen. My family would take more detailed notes, but I'd just write down whatever showed up on the screen to pretend I was paying attention, then spend the rest of the time doodling.
>>33704093>(never mind that a man's superior strength lets them easily disarm her)How many people are going be able to just calmly disarm someone with a gun like Harvey Dent?
>>33704096Sure..
Women, are you fine with footjobs so long as the guy isn't totally weird about feet overall?
>>33703703For a woman to give her body entirely to me to... I can't go into more detail because Im at work and dont want to get an erection
>>33703515Everything reminds me of her... Especially the hamster
>>33704093>I fear anon will call you paranoid and delusionalKek, which happened before when this topic was brought and it was on 4chan too> so I am here to agree with you in advance,Thanks anonette, appreciate it! <3 <3
>>33704112no, feet are supposed to only touch the ground.
>>33704113Lmao
>>33704104Hm... my armchair diagnosis is that you rebelled against your mother by refusing to adhere to mainstream ideals of beauty, and the easiest way to do that is to get fat.
>>33704093I didnt say women's issues arent real. I said women are built different but is not the body but the mind thats relevant.
>>33704114I wish I could relate to thisHaving never had a crush and relationship I can’t understand this feeling
>>33704085I love this idea, and my treats can have his "milk..">>33704098NTA but I actually think it's very pure and wholesome! I'd love to have him do that too..
>>33704104>I worry any hip structure issues I may have now may just make it impossible for me to give birth normally instead.Aw, are you sorta twiggy and petite?
>>33704112Sure, I'm curious how it would work, but I'm afraid I'd awaken something in him and he'd become a ravenous footbeast who doesn't even like tits anymore
>>33704113Is this like a vore thing?
>>33704112Yes. Once in a while could be hot, but I need dick mostly in me, not rubbing on me.
>>33704121It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.It hurts a lot but it's a good pain to have I think. That there was a love there.
>>33704126Samee
>>33704112Yes
>>33704098The problem is that in order for your milk to be healthy, YOU have to be healthy.Are you in good physical shape, anon? It's important for your milk's nutrients.
>>33704126>but I need dick mostly in me, not rubbing on me.Do women actually give a shit about having dick inside them? I find it hard to believe that it's something they care that much about.
I think cum is gross and so are penisesI’m scared to have sexI am attracted to guys but sex is scary to me. Do women just learn to like these things? I feel like puking seeing semen
>>33704119I was fat before she started hounding me about sitting properly, try again. >>33704123I already said I'm fat earlier in the thread. Also I'm 5'9. I fucking wish I was petite.
>>33704100I'm not a man, anon. The idea that in the past women were usually married off by their fathers at 13 to old men they did not want is just inaccurate.
>>33704135Uh yes we do care wtf
>>33704120nta, but you literally said >Their physical weakness is not much an issue ever since we invented tools
>>33704125No, just to use as I please in all positions I can think, just for the sake of it and stuff.
>>33704129The girl I loved left for reasons I probably could have prevented if I were smarter, and is not married to and has a kid with a black guy.That doesn't feel like a good pain.
>>33704112Yeah. I don't mind it every once in a while. A little feet treat.
>>33704136Uh you’re probably just gay
>>33704134>Are you in good physical shape, anon?externally yes but i don't exercise... i thought to start going to the gym to run a bit and get my heart rate better but i'm very shy and don't feel safe outdoors, or encouraged at home...is my milk going to be awful?
>>33704112Idk what "weird about feet" really means, we all have our kinks>>33704135The vagina clenches down during orgasm and it feels weird with nothing inside>>33704136Once you're in touching distance to a shirtless man, your mind changes real fast about this stuff
Non white people, did you have toys that shared your race growing up? Were they difficult to find?
>>33704140Yes I did.Is not a problem of lack of strength but women naturally being more risk averse. They are built to be more risk averse.
How are footjobs even facilitated? It seems like it would be very uncomfortable or tiring to give one.
>>33704137>tall and fatso you have an hourglass figure? or more of a potato shape?
>>33704148No finding Hispanic toys was pretty easy. As long as they had brown hair I was good
>>33704135YES. Even if orgasming is easiest with clit stim, getting PIV is extremely fulfilling, literally and emotionally.
Men, do you like girl handwriting?
>>33704145You should be fine unless you have a serious deficiency in iron or vitamin D or something, but even then, just taking supplements can easily mitigate that
Feminist witches near me are hurting and molesting little boys and nobody cares, nobody even fucking cares when I tell them and show them proof of this happening. What do I even do, /atoga/? >It's only like five old jewish women broNo, the fuck it isn't, retards. Those are the ringleaders, yes, but they have young pretty women doing this too. I was literally a victim of this group when I was 7 to 10 years old.
>>33704148Yes, no.
>>33704150lol they are weird to do. I’ve only ever done one once. We were in the car and I did it as he drove, just being young and dumb lol
>>33704148>Non white people, did you have toys that shared your race growing up?F. Yes, my family made a big deal about getting black dolls whenever possible since they didn't have any when they were growing up>Were they difficult to find?Idk, I was a kid so finding the toys wasn't my problem. And I was more interested in toys like Pokémon or Beyblade or Bakugan than anything where skin colour was a factor. Any black dolls I had were forced on me without my input.
>>33704138It's not even a past. It's still happening TO THIS DAY in many countries (be it underage forced marriage or arranged marriage), a relic of an old tradition. But you're pretending not to know, because it serves your political worldview.
>>33704157Why are you here posting instead of banishing them to the shadow realm? Aren't you the stronger gender?
>>33704148I'm Asian and it was kinda difficult to find something that wasn't kinda stereotypical. Barbie in a kimono and stuff like that. Luckly that could be changed.
>>33703948Hi horny, I’m dad!
>>33704156yeah i really lack vitamin d but i take it!
>>33704148>>33704153For me it was black hair, and I ended up actually liking and wanting toys of Asian girl characters the most lol. It really really flattered me when people mistook me for one lol
>>33704151Hourglass, yeah. I do still have a belly, but my waist is much smaller compared to my hips and tits.
>>33704163Are you joking about the abuse of young boys?
>>33704149Huh? What tf are you talking about? You said women's weakness is not a problem because we invented tools (i.e., weapons). I told you physical weakness is absolutely a problem because the weapons we've invented aren't a solution as you think they are. ?
>>33704171You're spamming the thread. Of course we care. Are we police? No we are not.
>>33704157...talk to the police about it?
>>33704173I ain't spamming shit. I also like how you posted >>33704155 a very similar style of drawing with the same color RIGHT before I posted my post.
I'm gonna give myself timeout because I'm getting angy
>>33704180>the same colorYou're color blind aren't you.
>>33704162What political worldview, anon?I do know that forced marriage and forced child marriage happens, and I find it despicable of course. Still, it is not the norm for women to be married off by their father at 13 to a stranger now, and it was not the norm in the west for thousands of years.
>>33704180>a very similar style of drawingBro... that's cursive handwriting... and not symbolic at all.
>>33704142>and is not married to and has a kid with a black guySounds like you dodged a bullet to me, be joyful that girl is no longer your problem.>>33704146>>33704154I remember when my Ex would literally masturbate and beg me to stay inside of her and I would pound her until I finished in her tight wet little hole.She was so tight it literally felt like my fingers would break inside of her. Fuck... I need a new gf... or I need to get with her again.
women you can either>have eternal happiness in Heavenor>have premarital sexwhich do you choose?
>>33704183i'm not following anything but i hope you feel better soon and don't mind the weirdos
Why are western education systems designed to favour women?
>>33704193Both.
>>33704187>and it was not the norm in the west for thousands of years.>for thousands of years You're either massively ignorant or a troll.
>>33704198errr but if you have premarital sex you will burn in hell!!!!! O__O !? only men can do that btw
>>33704198erm no because if you choose the bottom you go straight to Hell.>God will forgive meYou will not reach Heaven with that mentality, the Lord can see through fakers.
>>33704193I choose to have premarital sex WITH GOD. Now I get to go to heaven AND get dicked before marriage.
>>33704201KEKKKK
>>33704199Nope. The median age at first marriage for women was usually late teens to early 20s, and often it was even older (especially for the lower classes).This has been the case since the early middle ages.
>>33704201Hell doesn't exist. It was a concept woven into Christianity by Greek philosphers.
>>33704166Hi!
Femanons would you ever love me?
Anyway, strippers have rights in washington!Yay. Maybe less women will be dying to men chimping out at titty bars now!The cold season often drives the moid to indoor pleasures, so just in time too.
>>33704208How are you, horny?
>>33704202>>33704205>>33704207Repent immediately. Submit to the Lord
american christians are hilarious
>>33704193If I call him a god, and then footjob him. Will I still get into heaven?
>>33704214i'll only submit to chad, god is disappointed in you rn, you'll never be able to reproduce like this
>>33704206"several British monarchs married underage by today’s standards, especially in the medieval and early modern periods. Examples:Edward III (1327–1377) married Philippa of Hainault in 1328; she was 12.Henry V (1413–1422) married Catherine of Valois in 1420; she was 12.Edward IV (1461–1470, 1471–1483) married Elizabeth Woodville in 1464; she was likely 16.Henry VIII (1509–1547) married Catherine of Aragon in 1509; she was 23, but his first arranged engagement to her was when she was 15.Medieval norms often allowed marriage as young as 12 for girls and 14 for boys, so “underage” by modern standards was common." I asked whether there are british monarchs who married girls who were underage for eg.
Boyfriend is on a boys trips to Colombia with his friends, what should I do while he is gone, /atoga/?
Do you think it is bad karma being born american?
>>33704210Cool.I don't think men realize how many things in society are set up and defended exclusively to give bad men the ability to abuse or lord power over women, and 90% of guys end up against fixing it even though it benefits them literally not at all, and only benefits the bad people they purport to disapprove of.
>>33704206I'm quoting chatgpt
>>33704211I've been better. Still horny, though.
>>33704210Hopefully this will lead to more and better looking strippers.
>>33704221shlick it.>>33704220The Foid melts hearing the news that women liked being dicked down at 13-14
>>33704217>>33704218Please self-reflect. I'm only wanting to save you from damnation.
>>33704230Whats wrong with tylenol
>>33704230MI literally don't care, I'm not an American.
>>33704230F. Every day I'm glad I don't live in america.
>>33704228>likedThe whole is they couldn't consent. Kys.
In my french class there's a girl who is a fair bit younger than the rest of us (I think she's 19, rest of us are all late 20s to early 30s) and it's funny because while talking normally she has already joked twice about how lonely she is and how she has no boyfriend. It's like the first time in my entire life I see a woman actually yearning so it's kind of odd to see.
>>33704233It's the only pain medication still approved for women during pregnancy, and that upsets the men in charge that women still have healthcare options they don't have to go to the government to get approval for, so they had to do away with it.
>>33704231Bud, nothing is saving us. The card house is falling.
>>33704231my ideal dream is to enchant chad (when i'm ready) and let him ruin the pretty and expensive wedding dress we got as he takes everything i have to give him but that's not possible, it's mostly a fantasy created by pedo creeps
>>33703805F I believe it's a reflection of some sort of metaphysical principle. If you look at it from a strictly evolutionary perspective, it doesn't really make sense for the parent that grows and raises the young to be the smaller and weaker one (for mammals at least)
>>33704239whole point*
>>33704243Damn, that is evil evil
>>33704239>>33704248I'm sorry, I've only ever seen enthusiastic consent. I've never had sex with anyone underage, but the amount of girls specifically I know who lost their virginity at 14 would horrify the average foid.
>>33704230F Been a real couple of 'come and take it' years for me. Fuck the government but love my country.
Fellas,Pick your girlfriend:>Girl who writes gay smut about you and her ex (you top him, writings are not shared with anyone else)or>Girl who treats a plushie as her own child (will regularly buy stuff for it, occasionally brings it out in public)
>>33704253Bad news hon', this is the country.
>>33704251>I've never had sexShould've stopped right there, because that's the truth.Also, the fact that you call a 13-14 year old a woman tells me everything I need to know, creep
>>33704230>TylenolIdk>VaccinesIdc (F and euro if it matters)
>>33704170Well congrats on your bone structure then, I'm jealous lol
>>33704230Shit, better go get mine soon.
>>33703535MZoo Tycoon Halo 2Club Penguin Pirates of the Caribbean OnlineFusion Fall
Men, have you ever used a cock pump? What was it like?Women, have you ever been with a man that has used a cock pump? What was it like?
>>33704254Still the second one. It's not great, but it's better than the first one.And no, I would never expect a gf to tolerate me writing fanfic about her and my exes despite lesbian stuff being far more socially acceptable than gay stuff.
>>33704210As a man, I support anything that ensures the safety of affordable titties, and the women they're attached to.
>>33704254Girl 1 assuming her ex is an Asian twink
>>33704255Nah I've been all over the US. Great people everywhere. It's mostly just the barely human elites and foreign powers that are really ruining it. And a few crazies here and there that have lost their minds.
>>33704256Watch the foid molt and wither.I consent, I say, I consent, she says, I DON'T says the /adv/ foid.
>>33704220British monarchs are not the norm for the population, tho. Nobles married earlier than the rest of the population, and their marriages were often a political decision. This is closer to the idea you guys have of marriage, frankly - it was arranged and often could be loveless. There are examples of loving marriages (e.g. Catherine of Aragon and Henry VIII were described as truly in love with one another). While marriage age was young, often the marriage was not consummated until later because even back then there was a good understanding that being pregnant while young was dangerous for the child and the mother.Commoners in the same time frame married on average in their late teens and early 20s. In general they had to be able to sustain a household on their own dime so they married once they were established financially.You can look up the western european marriage pattern, there's a ton of research on the subject.
>>33704254Option two seems clearly superior.
>>33704230I find it funny that women go on about natural selection no longer being a thing for men and that excess men exist because we don't go to war anymore or whatever, meanwhile these modern women need to chug tylenol for their pregnancy ouchies causing all of us to deal with their low IQ mutt autism bastard spawn shitting up the world.
>>33704225M or F?
>>33704241you should tell her to shut up because women can't be lonely
i'm getting my yurosleep now
>>33704254I can completely ignore 1, so that's the obvious pick>>33704273I'm so glad that I have no idea what you're talking about, it means I'm not terminally online>>33704276<3 to sleepy euros
>>33704273You need to use even more buzzwords.
>>33704276Goodyuronightynight~
>>33704220>>33704271Quoting from Wikipedia (western european marriage pattern), for the same time frame:>In Yorkshire in the 14th and 15th centuries, the age range for most brides was between 18 and 22 years and the age of the grooms was similar; rural Yorkshire women tended to marry in their late teens to early twenties while their urban counterparts married in their early to middle twenties. [...]>While the average age at first marriage had climbed to 25 years for women and 27 years for men in England the percentage of unmarried Englishwomen rose from less than 10% to nearly 20% by the mid-17th century and their average age at first marriage rose to 26 years at the same time.
>>33704270>I consentYou're not a femanon
>>33704276Good night.I'm about to go too, just did a little checkin before, but saw poltards are trying to shit up the thread again.
>>33704278i can speak english but can't understand americans really, good night <3>>33704280night night
>>33704230FBest way to protect yourself from the government is have land, buy guns and don't have children.
>>33704274M. I'm talking about being horny, after all.
>>33704148Literally me
Women, you don't get any pain meds when you go to the gynecologist, right?
>>33704254The latter. I love girls who cherish their stuffies.
>>33704289>Jilly Binglol
>>33704291Depends on what I'm doing. I generally don't, it doesn't hurt.
>>33704291It only hurts if I'm getting my IUD replaced.
>>33704289wtf is she holding? is it a lion's severed head?
>>33704295>getting my IUD replaced.NTADo you always need to go to a gyno to get that done?
>>33704291They have some that patients can request, but over-the-counter stuff works fine for me so I don't
>>33704291I've never gone to the gynecologist, but I got prescribed 500mg naproxen for my periods (but they wouldn't refill it so now I just replicate a similar dosage by taking two otc 220mg tablets)
>>33704291Not generally. They told me to take ibuprofen before I got my IUD.
>>33704291Nope. They just rip a chunk out to test and you deal with it.
>>33704215They remind me of fantasy death cults
>>33704295how many men have said "can I give U the D?" pickup line to you
>>33704298Yes. You can't insert it yourself it goes in your uterus
>>33704295How do they get an IUD OUT?
>>33704304None. But I've been with the same guy for 15 years.
>>33704306It is attached to a string, they pull it.
All this talk of IUDs makes me want to cum inside of a woman.
>>33704271That's not 'thousands' of years though. And the fact that monarchs were doing it, especially when the monarch was supposed to represent God's Will, it means it was ethically accepted. And again this doesn't answer my main point about forced marriages (where the bride gets almost no say in whether she should be married to that particular man or not)
>>33704300>I've never gone to the gynecologistShouldn't you get inspections and checkups?
>>33704306There's an applicator the doctor uses. Think someone trying to build a ship in a bottle.
>>33704112Yep
>>33704306Hav eyou never seen a IUD?
>>33704148I'm mixed so it's impossible. Nobody makes blasian dolls
>>33704308Those strings used to poke the head of my dick when I had sex with my gf. It didn't hurt but it was jarring and still makes me cringe thinking about it.
>>33704313why not just build a submarine in a bottle so it's easy to slide in and out?
>>33704192I remember when my Ex would literally masturbate and beg me to stay inside of her and I would pound her until I finished in her tight wet little hole.She was so tight it literally felt like my fingers would break inside of her.>>33704233It gave people autism says our dark overlord trump
>>33704300>500mg naproxenYou can get that otc you know? Just take two?
An IUD kinda works like Count Dooku's solar sailer, right?
>be women>get equal rights and reproductive selection>choose to reproduce with the same hundred low IQ thug drug dealers>proceed to take tylenol and drink alcohol while pregnant>now everybody is 80 IQ>wait, that's not low enough, let's also vote to import the dregs of African societies teehee>now everybody is 70 IQ>fuck this still isn't bad enough yet, let's divorce rape the few fathers that are still left in homes and shove ipads in the children's faces. Women are sending us back to the dark age because of their freedom.
>>33704320Mb, I did not read the parenthases.
>>33703515I forced myself to drive to the gym. In the parking lot but I already feel like quitting on it now. I'm lonely and really skinny so I don't think it'll be of any use at my age. Why do I keep doing this? Why do I think anything will change? No one's going to like me better if I start going to the gym more. Should I have just stayed home in my room? I completely understand why so many people hate and get demoralized by exercise. It takes two fucking long and too much effort to see little results and you have to eat like a pig if you want to get enough protein to gain muscle. Why couldn't have just been born with a motivation like normies?
Sure seems like we have a lot of half-black anons here.
>>33704315... no.
>>33704322Haha you are dumb
>>33704262What tf is that?
>>33704270Is this a weird attempt at incel poetry?
>>33704321Hey! That's pretty clever. I never thought of that
>>33704262No, but I think pumped pussies can look really hot.
>>33704322>spending this much time on a shitpost but forget to ask a question
>>33704322Your father is a low iq thug drug dealer? Good to know, mine isn't tho.
>>33704319I'm horny and extremely tired. Let me clarify. During sex, if she got super horny and got really close, I would keep going or stay inside of her whilst she would rub her clit until she came, with how tight she got all I wanted to do was pound her until I came.It was really hot.When I fingered her, I didn't realise just how tight she was until she was came and it felt like the force alone would crush my fingers.Hnnnnnng
>>33704312I heard that you don't need to worry about that until ur 25 and I'm only 26 so it just never happened. Haven't seen a doctor in general for a while niw since I'm in the middle of sorting out ID shit, so maybe once I finally go again, I'll get sent to a gynecologist.>>33704325No worries. It's annoying though because 2 of the otc tablets only gives me 440mg instead of 500, and I swear I can feel that 60mg difference, but I'm not gonna risk 660.
>>33704332His Grok programming glitched.
>>33704321That's adorably nerdy, anon! Also, yes, kinda.
>>33704287I wanted to believe…
>>33704291Depends what they’re doing but my doctor always prescribes something if she knows it could be painful
Fuck fuck fuck/atoga/ I think I went too forward with thisI sent this girl a link to my IG account to show her that I'm getting started with photographyThere was no context to it, we were talking about how I couldn't meet her somewhere and I just tell her "oh by the way if you're bored check this out"I'm losing my marbles
>>33704241Women yearn every bit as much as men if not more lol
>>33704338>Haven't seen a doctor in general for a while niw since I'm in the middle of sorting out ID shitSounds bad, I take it you don't have insurance that would cover it?Or you mean ID from moving countries?
>>33704332Can't be an incel when I've had sex
>>33704326You can do it, anon. It will hurt and you might feel like garbage after too. But eventually you'll have an apetite for more. You'll mire yourself more too in your abilities and how your body looks.
>>33704304lol only jokingly by someone I was already dating so it was funny and cute . But as a serious pickup line? Never had that happen. That would be a really awkward thing to say
>>33704344Leftist parties in Europe are all made up of young women. I literally don't even care if they get raped anymore, I just laugh. Womp womp.
>>33704347>There was no context to itIt was not apparent it's your photo IG or what do you think is the issue...?
>>33703953You may seethe, but societies in the past simply cast men AND women into their respective fixed roles. You either perform said role, or else. It goes for both genders equally.>>33704100Thats posters tries to educate you on real history, whereas your "education" on that topic seems limited to some weird feminist rape phantasies. The point of marriage was entirely socioeconomical, both persons involved ultimately had to bow to societal demands. This ranges form straight up arranged marriages to "encouraged" unions, but the principle remains the same.Also, upwards of half of all marriages were "shotgun weddings" in the 19th century, where people got forced to marry after the results of a voluntary tryst showed up on a pregnancy test. Hardly rape. I'm not gonan deny that a lot of rape happened where there were huge power imbalances, such as lords raping the hired help because she had no societal standing and thus no recourse. But thats more of a topic of the higher classes abusing the lower class than a gender war.
>>33704309
>>33704355ignore it. that poster (bot?) has been posting the same shit about his fucking photography IG for years
>>33704347You can still segue into that you are taking up photography, bro. Calm down.
>>33704357Look, /atoga/ has made me insanely horny today, I wish I was joking. I've had basically zero libido recently, only for all this talk to get me flustered and wanting to throw a woman around like a fuck doll.
>>33704337Mmmmmmm Okay keep going
>weekday>work>come home exhausted>no energy left for anything other than low-effort entertainment>saturday>still quite exhausted>very little energy for anything other than catching up on sleep and low-effort entertainment>sunday>not that exhausted anymore>take care of chores, spend a few hours going on walks>repeathow fix life?
>>33704349Oh I'm Canadian so cost isn't really an issue. desu I have a health card, I'm just trying to get my name changed and don't wanna deal with anything that requires me to show my health card until the name change goes through so I don't somehow get screwed over by the name on my ID being different than the name I use. I can technically go to the doctor whenever, I'm just stubborn and making a mountain out of a molehill.
>>33704352I don't care if it's going to hurt. I don't care I'm going to feel tired. But I won't gain anything from it because I don't have a friend group or relationship or anything that it would benefit. One of these days I'm going to hurl myself off of the nearby bridge on a whim. Life isn't worth living if you're this miserable and constantly in this much pain. I feel bad for my mom for not having enough sense to just abort me when She had the chance
>>33704355Well it's just that she didn't ask>>33704359I am, it's just photography might not be all that interesting
>>33703865I like being healer. Every other game I’m the knight, it’s nice doing something different
>>33704365>I'm just trying to get my name changedSTORY TIME PLS
>>33704365you are a man you dont need to see a gynecologist you disgusting freak
>>33704362I'd rather give you a full demonstration.
>>33704369>Well it's just that she didn't askNo problem.
>>33704369Say it anyway. More conversation is better for communicating. It's your intrest and you should be forthcoming with details about yourself in the dating process.
>>33704356You said if a man refused to get married to a 180kg BPD hambeast, he was called gay. Don't talk to me about history or education. Kys, loser.
>>33704311I quoted those because it is the same timeframe you provided. There's record from Ancient Greece that points to how women married in their late teens and early 20s. I have never said that forced marriage never happened, or that child brides did not exist. Obviously they did exist. I've said that girls being married out by their fathers in their tween years has not been the norm for the general population for a long time. There's historical marriage records that show us how, while it was legal and it occasionally happened, child brides were a small fragment of the population and often it was met with scandal.Look for example at how Romeo and Juliet's relationship is painted in Shakespeare - it's scandalous and weird that they marry each other at such a young age.For commoners, marriage was a practical ordeal, primarily - you married someone within your social standing (or a little above it, if you were lucky), when you were of age to support a family by yourselves, and you married someone who you were compatible with. While your parents had to approve of it, you mostly could choose for yourself within reason. Love was considered something that grew after marriage, and not something that you entered marriage with (at least until the 1800s roughly) but still.Since much lower stakes were involved, parental consent was important but it was not a geopolitical pawn as it was when it comes to marriage between royalty.Again, I don't want to say that as women we had the same rights or the same say we do now in who we date or marry, but women often had a say and often married largely out of their own volition.
>>33704364That is what life is, there is no fix unless you count homelessness and starvation.
>>33703865i mean in what context? i can play whatever i want in games.
>>33704338>It's annoying though because 2 of the otc tablets only gives me 440mg instead of 500, and I swear I can feel that 60mg difference, but I'm not gonna risk 660.You can't use a pill cutter and take 550?
>>33704368Not have casual sex if you can't afford the risks of child birth...?
Should I have sex with my ex
>>33704364Eh, B-12 and D?
>>33704381I don't want to hate them. But God do I ever.
>>33704385I know I would
>>33704388Why?
>>33704368only one of these things is happening, the other is fox news fearmongering
>>33704384I've been with my partner for 15 years we just don't want kids
>>33704384Incel-kun...
>>33704389Because I miss the sex we had and her cooking. Truthfully, I want to give it one more go weirdly as foolish as that is.
>>33704385don't dig through the trash
>>33704392get your tubes tied
>>33704385What type of sex?
>Neighbor is moving, says she'll be coming 'round to give me her number before she does because I'm the only one she likes (also mentions she's now single (also explicitly told me she finds me attractive before))>girl at the store randomly strikes up convo, smiles and laughs at anything I sayif only i wasnt gay
How can women focus on anything when every time they look down they see boobs?
>>33704394>Truthfully, I want to give it one more go weirdly as foolish as that is.(NTA) Then don't have sex, no. If fit you were capable of making it purely casual there might be some point.
>>33704398sweaty hairy homo sex
I want kids so bad, but knowing women get equal say over them in 2025 is just so fucking grim. I would want to send them to private school, feed them grass fed meat and milk with organic produce, and teach them practical stuff like generating capital or assessing risky situations early on. Having a wife fight me at every step of the way to let my son play with barbie dolls or some shit just doesn't seem worth it, especially because the looming threat of divorce rape would hang over my head 24/7.
FThis might be a childish question, but male Anons, have you ever been in a fight with a friend/peer?My male cousin told me that he has been in a fight with one of his friends, and they ignore that piece of history now. so that got me curious, because they are best friends.And I mean physical fight, not a verbal one.I have never been in a physical fight with anyone. It sounds outlandish, but there has been a time when I wished I had punched another girl, and I kinda regret not doing it.
>>33704400I don't like boobs.
>>33704394What did she cook for you?>>33704395I'm the trash in this situation >>33704398Missionary or cowgirl
>>33704400This is gonna blow your mind but for me they're no more sexual than elbows.
>>33704400I don’t see much so i get by
why do girls hate virgins when jesus was a kissless virgin in his mid 30s
>>33704403>divorce rapeDo men actually believe this is a thing?
>>33704403Why would you marry someone who wants different things for your kids? Are you retarded?
me sandbag arrived today, for training like, and i was thinking, like, this thing weighs more than most women, so like, i could throw a woman with more ease, innit? but then i was thinking, do women actually want that, or is that a male fantasy? 'cause, like, im a fella meself, and i dont really see what id get out of that, but guys 'ere always go on about wanting to manhandle women like that, and i never see women fantasizing 'bout it and i dont talk to women irl about their fetishez, 'cause that's a bit weird, innit like? so is that a man thing, a woman thing or, like, just one lad constantly posting the same shit any time i come here?
>>33704404no I'd get my ass kicked.can't get in relationship because I cannot physically protect anyone.
>>33704401Don't think either of us want casual. I think it's because I want to right a wrong. For my Ex-fiance though? I feel similar, I did love her more than anyone woman I've ever known, but for all the heart break she put me through the sex would be and should be extremely rough.
>>33704412No one wants to have sex with Jesus, anon.
>>33704404Yes. Over a girl or some stupid shit I've forgotten about. We went out for beers after.
>>33704374
>>33704409>What did she cook for you?Everything and anything, and she did it extremely well
Women, how do you physically fight amongst yourselves if it comes to that?
>>33704400See, here's the thing... outside makes me cover them up and lock them away, at least a little bit. So that helps
>>33704421Well don't just stare, come get some sugar.
>>33704404when i was in school i got into fights pretty much every week because it was a very violent low class school and it was the only way to defend myselfhasn't really happened anymore since high school, university or my phd; my violent school history also taught me a lot about how to de-escalate potentially dangerous situations
>>33704424I wouldn’t, I’m too small and weak I can’t win
>>33704413I am literally actively watching my dad get divorce raped by my mom right now and have to go to court to give witness testimony against my own mother to say that she didn't do any of the shit that she said she did to make it an equal marriage (it wasn't, my dad did everything, my mom was an irresponsible alcoholic who occasionally cooked us dinner) so that he doesn't lose half his net worth. But please go on about how it doesn't exist, you fucking retard.
>>33704400How do you guys focus on anything with a dick swinging around?
>>33704402Again, you are just not particularly funny.>>33704409>I'm the trash in this situationM or F? What did you do?
>>33704391>the other is fox news fearmongeringShe'd still be alive if she listened to that "fearmongering"
>>33704424I haven't gotten into a physical fight since highschool. The standard is to rip them to the ground by their hair or sweep their legs, then kick the shit out of them. In middle school, I wore oversized steel-toed boots to smash a girl's shins in.
>>33703919you're gonna make me CRY, why are you so enthusiastic about denying this theoretical characater!
>>33704430That's why I don't date men with divorced parents.
>>33704431Sometimes the tailbone gets tingled to where all you can feel is your cock in your pants.
>>33704431NTAIt's hard, because I wanna fuck all the time.
>>33704404One time I was at a party. I told a guy repeatedly "I don't drink", but he really wanted to get me drunk for some reason. So he gets me a drink of some kind of fruit punch or something. I take a sip, then he smiles and says "that has booze in it", then I saw black (not red, I guess people see red if the room is brighter?) and next thing I knew he was on the floor
>>33704424The one fight I was in we agreed no nails or hairpulling and we took our earrings and rings off.
>>33704424I haven't fought a girl since grade school. But I took on 5 at once so it was fair.
>>33704400the same way you focus when you see your fat stomach
>>33704415This is a really common fantasy so maybe that’s why you think you haven’t heard about it? It’s like a given
>>33704434JH?
>>33704432I was just a bad girlfriend I think
>>33704404One of my best friends used to bully me.
>>33704424I've honestly never had a fight with another girl, and haven't had any physical altercations with anyone since elementary school.
>>33704405And this is why men will never understand women>>33704431It mostly stays still, and it's not right by your face like boobs are
>>33704437Nobody wants to date your ass anyways, you're a hit it and quit it girl.
>>33704427Babe I would jump on your dick so fast … why can’t this be realllllll
whats a fetish you wish you hadi would like to be a sub, it seems fun, less effort, i want to be someone who likes being bullied
>>33704371Nothing that interesting. I'm adopted and my mom swapped the name I had at birth with my middle name that was easier to pronounce. But I was against it and continued going by my original name. Somehow my health card never got updated in the name change process and still had the name I actually use, until I went to renew it along with another piece of ID at the same time, and they changed my health card to match the rest of my ID. So now I'm finally trying to get the name change reversed so the different name doesn't cause issues at the doctor's office. >>33704372Not everyone who wants to change their name is trans. Go outside you idiot. >>33704383I don't have one. How exact can you get with pill cutters? Because trying to make 500 with 220mg tablets sounds like a pain in the ass.
>>33704447>I thinkDoesn't sound like your convinced.If you did something wrong, you should be aware of them. Not necessarily for getting back with somebody, but also for moving on in case you find somebody new.So what happened?
>>33704452Doesn't seem to be the case.
>>33704453It can be if you want it to be, implying you're in Europe and don't have a Husband.Specific I know but I've been on this atoga rodeo once before.
>>33704405>>33704410All the girls I know are constantly looking down and adjusting their cleavage, it's very distracting So even on a nonsexual level, it seems like a constant concern for women to check frequently
>>33704431Its not really comparable.Unless aroused, you can pretty much completely forget your dick is there. It weighs almost nothing, its super low on the body and the movement of your legs is a much bigger sensation than your dick even if you're naked. Tits are high up on the body, can get pretty heavy, often shown off by clothing and are something pretty much all media tells women they should value the value of while also sagging over time, so they're going to be on your mind more than my dick is on mine
>>33704456He broke up with me because we wanted different things but I am worried he just hated me
>>33704459They need to get better fitting clothes.
>>33704411that makes you more realistic. busty girls can't even see their feet on the ground, so they think they're untouchable
>>33704459For some reason in the area I'm in now, women are finally somewhat moving on from yoga pants and thongs after years of that being all any fucker wore (even the fat chicks; yeowch) to not wearing brasI don't get why they can't just fucking dress properly ib public
>>33704461>we wanted different thingsInvolving kids?>he just hated meThe way he broke up with you usually says a lot about this. If he was sentimental and understanding, or harsh and dismissive.
>>33704459Ok that does sound distracting, to you AND them, but it's a skill issue. My boobs stay exactly where I put them. No need to check.>>33704466I don't get it either. If I have to constantly perform titty maintenance or make sure I don't have cameltoe, it's a bad outfit.
GenderHow many pairs of shoes do you own?Are you brown?
>>33704431I don'tI jerk off constantly
>>33704455Get a 500 mg dose from two 220 mg tablets (totaling 440 mg), cut a third tablet into quarters and add one quarter which gives you 495 mg which is close enough.
>>33704122>>33704098Yeah I feel like it's a good mix of perverted and wholesome because it's>hermilk and nourishment
>>33704475This sum Die Hard 3 shit.
>>33704459>mfw mine aren't big enough for that to be an issue
>>33704465... I can see my toes...
>>33704473F>How many pairs of shoes do you own?Uh. A dozen, including shoes I use for sports and for work. >Are you brown?No, I'm white.
>>33704122>love this idea, and my treats can have his "milk.."your treatswhat???im french
>>33704481You're cute and foldable.
>>33704458Unfortunately I’m in the US
>>33704377No, I said he will get married to said hambeast whether he likes it or not if their families choose to conclude an alliance and need the marriage to join the bloodlines.If he then refuese to produce offspring with said hambeast on account of not wanting to sleep with her, he will indeed be shamed and punished. Because it is considered his duty to produce kids, and once the town gossip hears that the reason is that he refuses to consummate. Hes up.
I think I'm going to have to teach a girl how to lift weightsBut do the differences in lifting routines actually matter for sex or are most things interchangeable? Obviously load will change and I know some women only do lower body but idk why a woman wouldn't do arms/back. Korrasamiposter I might need you since I know you lift(ed)
>>33704473F5A lil bit>>33704481I imagine yfw is a face of relief since it's a pain in the ass
>>33704484
>>33704473MWhite3Work bootsOld work boots that are on the brink of falling to piecesTrainers where the right one releases air when I stand on it so I should probably go get some new trainers instead
>>33704489Many women are terrified of "getting too muscular" and not looking soft and feminine anymore, which is ridiculous
>>33704466>(even the fat chicks; yeowch)sex
>>33704485I'm 5'10, anon.
>>33704445Yeh.
>>33703515Korra poster is red pilled on the pajeet situation, all femanons should aim to be more like her
>>33704482aw, I bet if you squint, it looks like you have 10 little nipples :3
>>33704495
>>33704498>the screenshot also reveals her bias towards gay interracial lolicon Idc about your fights with whoever you spam at, but that's a bad look.
>>33704471YesHe was very sentimental. But I think I mistreated him and he deserved better but I still love him even though we wouldn't work long term
>>33704495So?Still 13cm less than me and thus foldable.
>>33704493Yeah well I know I need to help this girl because she's doing shit like 4-6 sets of 15 and going to the gym every day with no rest days and she's probably gonna hurt herself. She has no idea what she's doing and needs to learn how to do compound lifts. And yes I am a little intrigued by the idea of being her architect. She's just a friend though. I've lifted for 10 years. I've taught girls to lift but I've never taught a girl how to program.
>>33704465Wait, is THAT the bar we're using for "busty" now? I passed that in 8th grade.
>>33704424As I said earlier. I had a reason to actually lay hands on one, but I didnt. And I kinda regret it.>I was always way bigger and stronger than other girls.>nobody would say that it would have been fair>back then I was 6ft tall and 155lbs she was 5'1 and something insignificant.She bullied my best friends autistic little brother relentlessly.And I reiterate, I regret not punching when I caught her red handed.>he is the sweetest, kindest boy I know>knows everything about birds for some reason>could cite anyone some obscure thing about almost any bird in the world, like their migration route>my dad always said that violence isnt a question or answer to anything, but that I had to keep it as a threat in my back pocket always
>>33704473FI own six that I wear consistently No
>>33704481It's an issue at any size if you wear loose tops... some slender girls wear plunging necklines that are always just a single strong breeze away from a nip slip, but I guess that's fashion
Just watched my boss drink his second soda while eating 5 slim jims. Absolute legend
>>33704503Those can be very hard breakups if nobody truly hates the other.Maybe you just WANT him to hate you, so you have an easier time letting go?In theory, would you have any way of contacting him?
>>33704506It's tricky to break the ice on this subject without sounding like you're lecturing her. Maybe start the topic like "what do you do on rest days?" so you can organically react to her not taking them>>33704514Holy based
>>33704473FI’m not sure, a lot. No.
>>33704513Double sided tape... works pretty well on flat surfaces. :I
>>33704520...doesn't it hurt to take that off?
>>33704506Shouldn't you have her get help from someone who knows what they're doing?
>>33704514charlie kirk died for this...
>>33704502Lmao pajeet has no gf
>>33704513I will never be confident to wear anything less secure than a tight cardigan
>>33704498>pajeet situation It’s worse than we first thought
>>33704524It could I guess if you have really sensitive skin. Fashion tape is usually gentle and relatively pain free if you go slow. It's not like... duct tape or something.
>>33704528He died doing what he loved
>>33704536getting shot
>>33704535>relatively pain free if you go slowBut why would you want that?
>>33704473F.Let me list.I have high heel shoes for parties, and low heel ones. I have running shoes, and shoes for indoor sports. I have rubber boots and hiking boots.I have uggies for winter.And I use leather indoor steel-toe capped stuff for work in the kitchen. Sandals. And magnificently over the top platform shoes I use for attending rock concerts>that stuff with spikes and chainsThat is quite much it.
>>33704495Speaking of height, I found out I'm a manlet recently>Guy at work whining he's small, says he's like 5'5>Ask him how that can be the case when he's nearly as tall as me, and I'm 6 foot>He says nah, I'm like 5'7>Measure>I'm 5'11 (and he's not 5'5, he's just whiny)Officially manlet tierHow bad should I feel about this?
>>33704538Assuming you're not into BDSM I mean. :)
>>33704473MSneakers.Sandals for the balcony.Sandals for indoor.Sandals for outdoor.Mountain hiking boots.Pretty leather shoes that go with my boots.
>>33704524Only if it's on skin with hair. But I'm SURE femanon doesn't have hairy nipples.
>>33704486What State? I'm tempted now, wouldn't mind colonising a poor American girls pussy
>>33704540You should kill yourself or transition already, 5’11” is the death sentence 2nd place fallacy
Should I eat food or give in to my mental and simply think about food until 12 hours from now
>>33704546You’re Indian you are not colonizing anyone but every empire in history is has already colonized you
>>33704473M2White airforce ones, black solovairsNo
>>33704498Based and TURF tradfem
>>33704550>every empire in history is has already colonized youI think Austria-Hungary didn't.NTA
Share a greentext about your dayShort, succinct
>>33704537Yeah. I don’t know why he wanted that for his children, seems dumb
Anons who have multiple pairs of shoes, would you consider selling them online if you don't wear them regularly?Let's assume there's interested parties who will pay for them. Used only, of course. Easy income or too weird?
>>33704548>ive in to my mentalYour mental what?Stop swallowing words, babe.>>33704557Die.
>>33704557Guys aren't weird enough for that.
>>33704555>wake up>body is punishing me again for not having a bf>stay in bed all day>>33704557I've never sold anything online, and I'm not going to learn how just to make footfags happy.
>>33704557I don't understand why black people are like this? It's fine, but like... Why?
>>33704550India IS the colonyThis is like saying "Rome never colonised anyone outside of the Roman Empire"
>>33704515It was nice and now it feels so hard because it's like I almost can't comprehend why we can't be together, because it was a logical decision rather than emotional
>>33704554>pajeet trying to change the subject You have no job no gf no property you are lower than shit
>>33704550I'm not a H1-Jeet, but I'm sure your shit covered hands wrote this, you demon worshipping Hindu
>>33704378>ScandalThe age of consent today in Britain is 16, but in mideval times it was 12 and then 13. So for you to try to argue that though it was legal and done my monarchs who ruled by divine authority it was also scandalous is bs. I mean says you. The frail argument you present that it was scandalous is laughable. Romeo and Juliet isn't a tragedy because they married young, it's because they married secretly against their family's wish and then the miscommunication that culminates in the all is lost moment. Btw, speaking of Shakespeare, how many of his works show instances where a female character is married against her wishes? In Romeo and Juliet, Juliet was set to marry Paris, in Midnight Summer Dream, Hermia was set to marry Demitreus even though she loved Lysander >women often had a say and often married largely out of their own volitionKek, what a load of crap! This doesn't make sense to anyone who understands even 1/100 of how patriarchal societies function. Women didn't vote because they were considered second rate citizens, but somehow men honored their opinion about marriage? In fact not even long ago, a woman could not get divorced even if she was physically abused that's because women's testimony were not believed/taken seriously... But men honored women's wishes about who they would and wouldn't get married to? Kek >as women weGo fuck yourself. I know women like you yearn for the past because you have a rose tinted view about how men were chivalrous and feminists soured a sweet deal for you, but you're stupid and wrong.
>>33704570>butthurt coping jeet trying to project the fact that he’s non-white Good morning saar! Greetings from Toronto
For those who've pegged, or been pegged. How did it happen? Did you or a partner bring it up? Did you seek someone out?
>>33704573? Look up Ashoka, man. I'm not even Indian, I just like history
>Be me, gay chad>Niece asks me how to properly suck dick, because I'm something of a manwhore>She's 15 >Tell her she's too young>She runs off cryingDid I fucked up
>>33704557I have done that, it’s a nice way of cover the cost of the shoes and more
>>33704555F>wake up>unemployed, my house is a total mess>cry a bit because the chicken wing bones are still where I left them yesterday>put them in the recycleable bag and gag because the grease has coagulated>make myself some coffee>go to shower>realize I dont have any clean underwear, and have worn only a towel since 2pm.>tried to go commando to local 24/7 open store to buy frozen pizza and light beer>I left my audi a4 with the lights on last night and drained the battery>back to the towel it is.>cry again>put the battery on a loader.>came inside, gathered trash, thinking about laundry I should doI am sure I will do that laundry tomorrow.
>>33704565some people collect stamps, others collect shoes>>33704583yes, you should have just flatly refused, "too young" implies you'll teach her later
>>33704582>didn’t even invent his own national signature dish VindalooLmao get help from the Portuguese shit skin dalit vindapoo
>>33704583how on earth could you possibly have fucked upno, seriously, i want you to explain how you could possibly have fucked up by telling a fifteen year old you weren't going to teach her how to suck cock
>>33704588My people DID invent Vindaloo, imbecile. It is NOT a Portuguese dish.I'm British.
>>33704557I used to sell workout shoes in college to pay for textbooks, but I'm too lazy to make them as "used-looking" as buyers wanted anymore :/
>>33704555>Low grade fever>Sleep all afternoon >Now I can't sleep
>>33704590>>33704586I think this is a compelling argument perhaps(although once she's 18 I'd have no issue explaining how to tbqh, I'd want her first time to be good so she is happy rather than sadge)
>>33704591>my people >I’m British Holy kek pajeet is in full cope mode prepare yourself for incoming melty lmao
>>33704578Must be a blood memory at this point. I mention my Anglo seed and the brownoid reveals himself.Classic.
>>33704585You have a house, a car and are still an unemployed woman supposedly?
>>33704591>I’m britishPajeet is in full cognitive dissonance holy kek prepare for incoming poo melty in the thread
>>33704597>(although once she's 18 I'd have no issue explaining how to tbqhyeah me neitherI actually don't think it'd be wrong for a professional to give advice in a sex education context (we learned these kinds of things in sex ed as teenagers) but getting it from your uncle ain't it
>>33704568Well I wish you good luck either way.
>>33704598Is an Asian person born in America American?
Does anyone else find doing hard work to be fun? Like getting high and partying or playing games to me isn't fun, working is fun. I think I am addicted to being stressed.
>>33703515M or FDo you like water parks?
>>33704598>>33704602what are we looiking at here exactly
>>33704555f>do literally nothing all day>too tired to even play vidya>cry a bit>sleep
>>33704608Report and ignore.
>>33704607F No. Little boys always stare at me.
Guys he’s having a melty again must be an pajeet NPC thing to shit yourself whenever exposed
>>33704610The Hindu is BVCK BRVOKN over my Anglo Hwite seed. Just want me to pound that American girl even more now
Why do women stop putting out in a relationship and become genuinely less connected to you after some time but only once you actually start caring more and doing nice things for them? Will becoming distant, putting in less effort myself and spending more of my time away from her with buddies/outside/hobbies help, or if you've already complained about this to them and they go "hurr durr I didn't even notice I've just been struggling so much lately talking to my female friends all day and using you for attention I'm just so tired and it's hard for me to empathise with you I've been trying hurr durr", has a mental point of no return been passed? This is my first relationshit so idk what I did wrong. Feels like she was taking more than giving at the start kinda but now it's just retarded.
>>33704612We have too many bedrotting NEET femanons...
Femanons, rate this drip.
>>33704606No this is the normal and good way to live. Convenience, instant gratification, and indulgence are awful for you, diligence is good. I also enjoy the feeling of performing and finishing a demanding task
>>33704605Yes.
>>33704607HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH imagine the smell
>>33704605>AsianYou are a pajeet living with your parents in Toronto we doxxed you countless times already schizo shit yourself melty poo
>>33704403then just kys? jfc cope w reality or die you stupid fuck
>>33704623This is a stupid and performative thing to say. Fun things are fun. Accomplishing good things is also fun. A healthy individual who is correctly applying themselves will have a good balance of both in their life. Fucking cope and seethe you retard sigmoid workaholic
>>33704606Yeah. I like my job so I work hard, but I like the downtime I get for working hard too. I’m in a good spot so I’m doing nothing to advance my career
>>33704606I find it fulfilling. My kind of work is normally too serious to be fun.
>>33704630Someone sounds a little angry pajeet? Jej
Hnnng horny American girl shlicking it to a red coat fucking
>>33704607F idk, I like water rides, but I'd prefer not to be in a bikini surrounded by thousands of strangers
>>33704621Too much black
>>33704612>>cry a bit:(
one timewhen i was a young boymy father said to meI FORGOT THE LYRICS TO THE SONGdun dun dun
how do i block all posts containing made up slurs
>>33704631You have a beautiful soul
>>33704617JAI SHRE RAM SAAR SACRIFICE RHE GANESH POO IN MY ASSHOLE EAT THE VINDALOO SAAR
>>33704555>woke up>schlicked in the shower>drove to work>schlicked at work>drove home >made lunch for my dad >sat on a dildo and watched YouTube >making supper now>probably going to schlick before going to bed
>>33704607FNo, I’ve been mistaken for a child and I don’t like that
>>33704601I downgraded my car.My dad pays for my mortgage. from his retirement fund.I am depressed, and feel like a failure of a daughter who cant take care of her parents.I was fired because of some BS corporate things.I used to work in a massive kitchen that supplied food to schools, old folks homes and other institutions.Now. I watch the bills pile up and try to find more work.
>>33704607F I sure love water parks in my ethnically homogeneous country
>>33704586I don't really get stamps either, but fair enough I guess
speaking of shlicking, a girl told me she usually thinks about blowjobs when doing thatconfusing shitlike legit confusingme i think about being raped by a dragon, a logical fantasy that involves me being pleasured
I just don't get the schizoness of being a particular race while also accusing others of being that race and treating it like it's a bad thing so I'm just gonna not read the posts>>33704527I know what I'm doing I'm just not sure how to translate male weightlifting to girl weightlifting, but I'll probably ask a girl I know who lifts at my gym as well. There's trying to help someone get into weightlifting and there's immediately intervening to stop someone from injuring themselves and I'm starting at the latter point.
>>33704555>woke up>fapped>attended a teams meeting>attended more teams meetings>started to panic about not having found a flat in London>got a text from a cute girl asking if I wanted to share a flat with her>panicked harder>finished work and got on discord with my bestie
>>33704621Yes plz
>>33703515M or FWhat is your favorite way to exercise?
QT's vocaroo is causing him to crash out earlier than usual kek
>>33704662Dont care
>>33704651this isnt a real word. what are you even trying to say? you literally come here every so often to sperg out about indians and nothing else. can you please go have your psychotic episodes somewhere else. no one on earth thinks about india as much as you
>>33704639One piece? Tankini?
>>33704660MI like to race my dog (he doesn't exist, I race the memory of my old dog (I have never owned a dog))
>>33704660F.I go for a walk and play pokemon go.If weather is good I can walk about 40+km in a week.
>>33704651>ENTJ too afraid of the jannies to put his name on so we can all filter him
>>33704660FI do yoga
gender, nationality, race, and how often do you think about india?
>>33704670>play pokemon go.That still exists?
>>33704618Not legible
>>33704660F yoga.
>>33704674No.
How come this thread seems to have like 2 hours dedicated to bitching about indians every day? Is it like the time that a specific anon gets off work or something?
>>33704679it's literally one self hating indian guy having his daily melty
>>33704674Yes it does.The game has quite much become a pay to win thing, where you get extra stuff if you pay, and its hard to keep up legitimately in the battle leagues.
women who will let me do this
>>33704683You can go buy panties now bro? Why would you need a woman to pour shit into your own underwear?
>>33704673F. Japan. Japanese. Never
>>33704673Like never
>>33704683why is her underwear over her tights? there's no pussy juice on that. you are getting ripped off
>>33704683Does he want me for my estrogen?I'll soften him up.
>>33704673M, American, mulatto. Like never unless someone brings up the country on 4chan
>>33704673f, usa, literally never although the weddings look fun
>>33704660running, swimming, random cartwheels n stuff>>33704683>panties over tights?
What's your favorite potato chips brand?
>>33704660F hiking innawoods
>>33704660Sssssssssssssswimming
>>33704673F.Finnish and Finnish.Literally I think about india every day, because someone named "Persekitara Kura" comes to my instagram and asks me to show vagina.>and that means literally "Mud Assguitar" in my languageThe most horrible people on the internet. I wish there was a way to regionblock them.
>>33704696I didn't think people still did random cartwheels. How many hair scrunchies do you own?
Let me bounce on it :(
>>33704698Brand? Miss Vickies maybe.
I'm so ugly that I've had sex before but never made a man cum
>>33704704larp or retarded? just block or make your profile private. if you are an influencer then you deserve it lol
Does anyone else feels like they can't remember shit? I read something and my mind wonders and even when it doesn't, it just becomes a blurred mess afterwards. I used to have an excellent memory before.
>>33704704I wish I could tell you it's gonna get better but it's only going to get worse as more and more Indians get internet access with each passing week
>>33704704Mee nukkuu
>>33704711that's crazy because men cum into peanut butter jars and couch cushions
>>33704715wanders*
>>33704718I know. It's humiliating isn't it
>>33704715Yeah. I forgot I had an appointment today so I just rescheduled it for tomorrow.This was due to several outside factors of forgetting to take the reminder over from a previous calendar and relogging into an app.
>>33704670Based and walkpilled.>>33704674>>33704682There's no such thing as winning Pokemon Go. All you can do is apathyquit or set a goal for yourself and quit after that goal. I finally caught a shiny Charizard and I plan to quit the game after we walk together enough to earn Best Buddy status.
YOU KNOW ITS SAD BUT TRUEEE
>>33704707Sure :)
>>33704726>This was due to several outside factors of forgetting to take the reminder over from a previous calendar and relogging into an app.But on the whole, what do you think caused it? Just being busy with too many things for eg?
Are women going to judge me for thinking Jane Doe is hot?That's a pretty unassailable opinion, right?I've never spent money on gacha, to be clear.
>>33704738I hate the ‘little bit of everything’ fashion
>>33704737>Just being busy with too many things for eg?Yeah. I think I might have too much on my plate again. I'm trying to get better, but I thought this was a slow progression? I'm having bad symptoms, but they're vague. I really don't want to plateau. But also, stress is a thing I need to figure out about how it works.
>>33704738How does she have half panty hose and half stocking? Just pick one.
>>33704717En.Liikaa juttuja mitä pitäis tehdä tiski ja pyykinpesukonee kanssa ja ahdistaa. Jään tänne kattoo, jos muilla olis yhtä paha mieli ku mulla.>>33704738that outfit looks like its very uncomfy. And having owned so many stockings in my life, when they tear, its not a nice feeling at all.I think she is cute though, supposed to be a goat or something?
>>33703515i love qt
>>33704704>FinnishDo you look Nordic or Slavic?
>>33704773Neither.I have a huge nose and beady small eyes. So I look jewish, but I have naturally auburn hair.I blame my grandfather for making babies with a Romani.
>>33703515Women, how many medications, both OTC and prescription, do you take?
>>33704761They're modded to go on each leg separately so they the tail doesn't interfere
>>33704775meeeee lol
>>33704777how would that even help
>>33704775>a Romaniyou're a romani
>>33704766She's a Rat-girl>>33704782Idk, it could probably make sense.
>>33704775romanis are pajeets
State gender. What's the most difficult thing you've accomplished?
>>33704788how does it make more sense than just wearing stockings
>>33704781imagine a chubbier, bigger nosed, rounder faced F1nn5ter with way bigger boobies, propably taller too and way wider hips and you have a good idea how I look like irl.
>>33704791Dude...
>>33704796time is a flat circle
>>33704777Wouldn't it just be easier if they were stockings so you wouldn't need to mod the panty line? I bet she would overheat her pussy with three layers too.
>>33704794Good news, you can now have people who aren't Indian profess how desperately they desire you.
>>33704404I've physically fought both friends and my brothers before. We always get over it by the next day.
women, wat do you think of a guy who says"welp, thats gonna be a yikes-a-rino to me" whenever they hear something they think is racist
Either genderDoes anyone know who won /co/ girl of the year this year?
>>33704808Taylor Swift
>>33704808I heard it was raven
>>33704793Well if she has to put each pant let on separately anyway, then no harm in doing 1 let that goes up all the way and one that doesn't? Asymmetry is cool probably.>>33704798I'unno. Maybe she just likes the way it looks? It's not any less practical than what goth girls wear.
>>33704668Anything that secures my chest with more than a string is fine>>33704660F, I walk around at the mall like an old person
>>33704738Nah I saw her trailers and they were pretty hot, I liked the apple ASMR
>>33704815I'm just pulling your leg. It's an anime character, of course it's rediculous.
>>33704706two black ones from my friend !>>33704818katydid eating an apple gratefully
>>33704815Hey, I dress very practically.
>>337047763 daily prescriptions, and lactaid for dairy if that counts lol>>33704805Funny at first, but if he keeps saying it, I slowly start to think that maybe he isn't being ironic>>33704808Those threads are vicious, I stay out because I know they'd consume me
>>33704794>finnish with big bazongashm, that seems like a rare combination
>>33704828its her pajeeta genetics
>women have multiple body parts that are useless unless they have kidsthat's rough
>>33704794sounds hot are you hot?
>>33704557F 6'1My shoe size is 43 to 44>US men 10I have bought some second hand from men.I doubt that my goddamn boot has any resale value.
>>33704834MSame height as you but size 12 extra wide feet
>>33704557I wear mens size 14, it’s hard to find shoes. And I don’t wear used shoes, for schizo reasons.
I find it really suspicious that the thread suddenly became super dead immediately after the Indian poster was presumably banned
How would you respond without sounding mad?
>>33704738I say "__a-rino" all the time in my head!
I'm a 20 year old guy with feelings for an 18 year old. Is that an okay age gap or is it inappropriate?
I'm quite and socially awkward, women are always coming up to me and complementing my hair. How do I tell if they just pity me and are being, nice, are teasing me, or are into me
>>33704853Oops>>33704805
>>33704854SHE WAS 17 AND 562 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!
>>33704854Fliterally nothing wrong with this.I was 18 years old when I asked out my future husband, 22.Nobody thought it was weird.
>>33704858Oops-a-rino.
>>33704859He's 61?
>>33704860slutDo you peg him
>>33704860>I was 18 years old when I asked out my future husband, 22.Like this?
>>33704766Tsemii :(
>>33704861Kek!
Hi /atoga/. I got caught up in a pretty horrible rainstorm. I hope everybody else has had a pretty good day.
>>33704832?
>>33704857just ask them that
>>33704845What schizo reasons
>>33704857women don't go out of their way to compliment random guys out of pity
>>33704832It is weird when I think about it..but they've gotta get made somehow I guess..
>>33704673M, American, white, unfortunately often because I somehow work with an Indian woman and let's just say the cultural differences are staggering.
>>33704874There is no such thing as a "useless" body part. Especially not female ones. They all play a role in hormone regulation.
>>33704870that would be weird, imagine if they said they were just being nice and we had to keep on seeing each other around campus, I'm sure they'd tell all their friends who would probably start talking to me like I was a baby and ask if I was okay
>>33704873I have what some have called a sad face, and I think I come off as less threatening than most guys
>>33704875>let's just say the cultural differences are staggering.Whats the tea
>>33704879We work in a restaurant and she's unable or unwilling to do most of the work and her hygiene is apocalyptic. And management refuses to do anything.
>>33704876When a vagina or womb's not in use though, what else do they do?
>>33704876what about vestigial tails
State genderWhat's on your agenda for tonight?
>>33704877>>33704878you cannot be this dense
>>33704881Eww you should kill her
>>33704882?? Regulating hormones. Holding up the structure of the rest of the bodies organs. What does your penis do when it's not pissing.
>>33704886MNew Sonic racing game!!
>>33704850Oh I went to take a bath.
>>33704887you don't understand often time its older women who are married, or those kind of women who volunteer for the homeless who treat me like this, I feel like their dogThere was this lesbian 35 year old I knew who was always smiling at me and bumping my shoulder and saying things like "Anon I think you're really smart and really appreciate how great you've been", she had a wife and everything so its not sexual attraction
>>33704891>?? Regulating hormones. Holding up the structure of the rest of the bodies organsCan you actually explain how or are you just going to make shit up on the spot?
>>33704852
>>33704891ur mom lol XDDDjk im actually gay
>>33704898are you shy?
>>33704898>older womennever mind, they're pedos
>>33704899Wtf?? You can google it if you don't believe me. When women get hysterectomies they have to take a cocktail of hormones and sometimes experience pelvic floor collapse.
>>33704891Why so combative?
>>33704910Because sometimes it feels like you guys make things up about womens bodies on purpose and are willfully ignorant about them. I know how your balls work you could have the deceny to know how my system works.
>>33704556Hey, goth girl, can you deepthroat?
>>33704864Hey, don't give us pegbois a bad name!
>>33704850i just left because posting in between his indiaspam was annoying
>>33704906Not really but I'm terrified of embarrassment but I can speak to women, my voice is always kind of flat
>>33704404mistyyyy
>>33704912nta. metalhead girl.No I cant. anything hits my uvula and I am gagging.>I started practicing this shit when I was like 15 with my hairbrush handle>still cant ignore gag reflex and I am over 30 now
>>33704899nta. hormones do a lot more than whatever pop science articles have crammed into your brain
When is my atoga boyfriend going to propose
>>33704921now
>>33704919does it actually bother you that you can't or is it not that big of a deal to you or your man?
>>33704919Isn't the uvula pretty far back? I'd say you're doing just fine.
>>33704927>t. small dick smug
>>33704899NAG but you are a retard if you don't understand why your balls and prostate are important to you even if you aren't having kids
Femanons, you should be full of cum at this hour. What gives?
>>33704928Nah, I'm not small, I'm just a virgin.
>>33704931excellent post man
>>33704908I'm 25
>>33704886f, ate dinner, got tied up and took some dick, now i'm laying around reading manga eating jelly beans and browsing 4chan. this is the life
>>33704931Idk, when's the milk delivery?
>>33704931why are you assuming that i'm not?
>>33704921Tomorrow :)
>>33704934Thank you. I try to look out for others
>>33704936F.Now I want jellybeans or m&m's.All I have is beef jerky. unfair
>>33704936Sounds good. What manga?
>>33704937I wish we could deliver at this hour. You'll have to wait until morning.>>33704938I guess that's a good point. But I don't see you on the ledger here for Chad's dairy farm©
>>33704931Not until marriage, and that hadn't happened yet
>>33704919Have you ever sucked to a metal song?
>>33704943i'm reading FMA, which i've watched brotherhood a few times and i wanted to see the differences. so far, not truly worth the read unless you are crazy into it. brotherhood has been nearly a frame-by-frame faithful adaptation. i'm about halfway through
>>33704946Not my path, but I won't call you a tradcuck like SOME people.
>>33704945i'm right here, see, "goth girl #4"
>>33704952I hope you're still getting some enjoyment out of it, even if it is very similar to what you've already seen.
>>33704955no one cares about tradcucks or what they are doing when they aren't actively bothering every person on earth who isn't doing exactly the same thing
>>33704956Ohh, my bad. I wasn't looking at the VIP list. So the home pasteurizing is going well?
>>33704959it's about 100 chapters so it's going fast. the most amusing thing is how much sillier king bradley is portrayed
>>33704955Thank you gracious anon, lol
Do you agree/disagree that the anime ears that go down, like Sucrose from genshin impact are better than the ones that only go up?
>>33704970Like elf ears?
>>33704966I'll be honest anon, I've never seen Brotherhood or read that. I only really know the 2003 anime. That's bad, right?
>>33704972I was thinking like, cat ears, but yeah if you look around frieren hers have a similar profile
>>33704947To >Rammstein - Pussy>Nightwish - Planet Hell>Deathstars - Last ammunition>Children of Bodom - In your face>Satyricon - King>Dimmu Borgir - Mourning Palace>Pain - Shut Your MouthLast but not least>Avenged Sevenfold - Hail to the KingThose songs I remember sucking dick to.It was the same dick, but I remember the songs.
>>33704975Dangerously based.
>>33704850There was a thunderstorm and electricity went down for me
>>33704956>we have at least 3 othersno wonder I like this place
Just went on a first date. I wanted to kiss her, but she said we could do that at the end of the second date instead. I think I'll text her tomorrow morning and set up a second date. We talked about hiking a lot, so maybe we could go on a hike together? Does that sound like a good second date?
>>33704946How have the Bible study group sessions been going?
>>33704980Hiking? No, girls are scared of new guys. I'd say avoid that type of thing until you've fucked.
>>33704983My friend went hiking on her first date with her bf. It varies from girl to girl
>>33704980If this is true, I wouldn't advise you set up a second date tomorrow morning because it feels like you're rushing things just so you get to kiss her. Also, hiking sounds boring desu anon
Virgin question: can a woman just hang out after getting a creampie, or is it always straight to the toilet?
>>33704980I don't want to alarm you, but that does not sound good
>>33704872Soles are the part of the body that binds the soul to the material world. Shoes are too personal, I don’t want any energetic contaminations
>>33704834>I doubt that my goddamn boot has any resale value.Respectfully, have you ever MET a man? There is always a market for used women's clothes.
Male gender exists why again? Natures biggest mistake
>>33704854It's fine but you should probably wait until she graduates high school
>>33704984Curious. I've always been told it's a major faux pas as a guy to suggest anything that isn't public.
>>33704985>>33704987I think it's the opposite, actually. From the way she was talking, it sounded like she wanted to set up a second date, so that we could kiss.I don't know why I'm telling you this. You won't believe me, no matter what. Fuck you all.
>>33704991To serve you, mistress. What would you have me do?
>>33704991MI agree. I'm sorry, I don't want to be here either.
>>33704986depends.A guy sometimes comes a spoonful and sometimes it feels like I am holding a liter down there. I know most of that liquid is propably my own making.Up my ass, its no problem. but I want to check if I got torn up again as soon as possible, and if I am bleeding.
>>33704886FBanging out 4 mythic dungeons before reset, then shlicking myself to sleep. A productive night in anyone's book.
>>33704991A scant few of us are good
>>33704994Fuck you too
>>33704999Good lord
>>33704975This gentleman has it pretty good
>>33704919how do you survive the dentist>>33704931I'd rather be full of food>>33704936extremely based, keep living the dream sister
Girls, do you really put your plapper on the crapper??
>>33704999What are mythic dragons from?
>>33704991Amazon needs warehouse workers and the robots aren't perfected yet
>>33704993That's why you ask instead of demand. Or give her multiple options.
>>33704991The existance of moids provides many opportunities to have fun
I'm trying to date a girl who has a super busy schedule, which is partly because she's poor whereas I'm moderately well-off. I think we're into each other, and she always seems eager to do stuff. However, I think the time constraints are making it harder to turn things romantic, especially since it's restricted us to restaurant dates for the most part. Three dates without a hug or a kiss. Don't know what to do.>>33704557My uncle flips sneakers online and makes a decent chunk of cash.>>33704980Not worth the risk of asking. Do something else.
>>33705009No, I hover because I'm germophobic and it's good for your leg muscles
>>33704994If she wanted to kiss, she would have kissed you. If she nervously said "um, no, let's wait until the end of the second date", that implies she would not agree to a second date.
>>33704936Hot. What type of knot?
How do guys with sub-3in microdicks get married?
>>33704986I would want to keep it as long as possible..when I first learned about the whole procedure, I thought it was fully absorbed by the uterus
>>33704980The correct response was "sounds great, want to start our second date right now?" and then stay up all night with kisses
>>33704999I've never played WoW. How do mythic dungeons differ from regular ones? Are you playing solo?
>>33704924>>33704939Whats the truth
>>33704986They usually hang out for 30-60 seconds and then go to the toilet
why aren't women into three ways, and why are they unwilling to kiss their sisters for their man's pleasure
>>33705019pit bull
MenWhat makes you want to flirt with a girl in a social situation Or what would make you focus on one of the less pretty girls of a group
>>33704986I always hang out, I just put a bunch of paper towels between my legs and leave them there until I get up to go to the toilet but sometimes that like two hours later.
thanks to the anon who suggested these videos, they're pretty fun
>>33705026stop making shit up
>be a lonely dyke>google "lesbian bars in your area">look at the bar's photos>infested with middle aged troonsEVERY FUCKING TIMEI wish I was straight
>>33705005Is this good or bad?>>33705010Well, when a boy dragon and a girl dragon fall in love...>>33705023They have infinitely scaling difficulty, so I can push as high as I want and get shiny loots!
>>33705017I asked if she wanted to kiss. Not straight up, "Do you want to kiss?" but like I suggested kissing and tried to see if she was okay with it. I wanted to make sure first, before I tried it. She said normally she would be, but unfortunately I kinda ruined it by asking for permission instead of just doing it (she said all this while giggling and calling me "cute"). I specifically told her I'd set up a second date with her and I'd kiss her at the end, and she agreed.Besides, I'm gonna fucking ask her on a second date anyways. If what you're saying is true, she'll just say no and we'll go our separate ways. Apparently hikes are out of the question. Maybe we'll go to a restaurant or something (our first date tonight was just drinks at a bar).
>>33705029If they're a group, I try to get along with everybody equally, not singling anybody out.>>33705032That was me! You're welcome. They're cheesy but easy to listen to.>>33705035It must be hard though, huh? What kind of character do you have?
>>33705029If she catches my eye and makes a funny face while another girl is talking, or otherwise indicates that she's not into the current topicBeing in a group with multiple girls makes me nervous, and I'd gladly ditch them to talk 1-on-1 with the first girl that actually seems to want to talk to me personallyYou can be that lifeline if you separate yourself from the other girls first
>>33705026Because my sisters are my sisters and that's WEIRD
>>33705026actually asked husband who I know watches threesome porn, if he wants to try it. and he straight up said no."Its a fantasy, if it happened for real, I'd just feel bad for touching a woman that isnt you"That made me seriously happy, like unexpectedly so.>yes we talk abour what porn we watch when we are separated.But I wouldnt kiss my sister any more than any of the normal anons here would kiss their brother.Fucking no, ew.
>>33705034are they actually troons, or just women who aren't your type?a lot of butch lesbos try to look masculine, so maybe that's what you're seeing
>>33705040If my love said that to me, I'd tear up..I am just imagining it..
>>33705026Because I know my sister is hotter than me, and I don't want to start a competition I can't win...
>>33705029just mention taking a shower and I WILL make a lewd comment, I guarantee it
I want honest answers from women. How harshly do you judge a man?
>>33705029Aura
>>33705040>>33705045Is that abnormal? I thought that was the ordinary way to feel while in a relationship.
>>33705040Based husbandPlease pinch his butt on my behalf>>33705049Extremely harshly, since the consequences for giving men a chance can be quite high
>>33705043Nah, I can tell a woman trying to look masculine from a man trying to look feminine
>>33705029If she seems open and is attractive to me
>>33705029I don't flirt
>>33705053>Extremely harshlyIn which contexts?
>>33705029If she vocally disagrees with the alpha girl of the group. If you just nod along with Becky and laugh when she laughs, you're just part of the hivemind and unapproachable like the other girls.
>>33705052Well I just kind of assumed a husband would be elated to do a 3some..so reading what anon's husband said caught me off guard and was touching..
>>33703515Will any of you be my friend?
>>33705064Ye. But maybe you don't want to.
>>33704982NTA but we took this week off so I'm here today
>>33705033no its true, even when I joke about it women look at me with disgust>>33705039No its hot, why are you so closed minded>>33705040Did you ask him if he wanted to fuck you and then another woman eats you out but he doesn't touch you>>33705046Maybe she thinks you're the hotter one
ladies, what do you consider flirting
>>33705064Of course.
>>33705037Yes it's quite hard, but I am a pro gamerAnd I play the tank, so everyone needs me in their group, and the dungeon goes at my pace>shouldn't you play the healer?I prefer killing
why is it so easy to provoke lust in a moid?
>>33705063I feel like the kind of guy who jumps for something like that is a bit of a horndog.
>>33705067Anon kissing your brother wouldn't be hot, right?? So..
>>33705063Pleasing one woman is hard enough... we can't spin two plates with only one dick
>>33705071Good on you anon, you sound strong.>I prefer killingNot a fan of DPS?
>>33705067>Maybe she thinks you're the hotter one(X) Doubt, unless she's into acne-ridden goblins
>>33705072I feel like at least half of them use atoga with their dick in their hand.
>>33705075Thats different women are naturlly more affectionate with each other, they are always hugging each other and calling each other their girlfriends, men are more reserved, like tigers
>>33705073You're most likely right..>>33705076I see, anon
>>33705049>How harshly do you judge a man?In what
>>33705072Monke I’m on my Reptile arc though. You can’t bewitch me, temptress.
>>33705082Not really from my experience, all my guy friends are super close and we give each other hugs and forehead kisses pretty often.
hot guy here i don't chase, but i will give you cues
>>33705072biology
>>33705065>>33705069At some point im going to an hero. I can't keep living like this feeling so useless. Idk what else to do.
>>33705082That's kinda a stereotype in my eyes, we have never been touchy-feely like that >like tigers Lol
>>33705086thats pretty gay anon, I haven't touched my brothers in years despite multiple family gatherings we just say hey whats up
>>33705089What has you feeling so useless?
>>33705084In general. Your entire perception of a man when you see and interact with one, accounting for various factors including looks. What's the framework through which you view and judge them?
>>33705035>Well, when a boy dragon and a girl dragon fall in love...Fine.What are you schlicking to later?
Brown femanons, would you ever rape a White shota as payback for colonization?
>>33705091That sounds sorta sad to me. Not even hugs?
>>33705090I've known a few reserved women but I 've never seen two straight guys call each other boyfriend and call each other's clothes cute
>>33705029>what would make you focus on one of the less pretty girls of a groupbeing coquettish and more my type
>>33705092I'm a loser with no close friends, no accomplishment, still living with parents, no relationship experience, no soul, no personality, and I'm probably gonna kms at some point in the future. I'm 24 but have nothing to make me happy. It's the same loop every day
>>33705097Eww no, The only time we ever hugged each other was when we were kids as a punishment. We were spanked and then forced to hug each other for 5 minutes regardless of who've started it.
>>33705096No. Shotas are for being raped by, not raping.
>>33705080You massively overestimate how good femanon hornyposts are
>>33705072Cause you're so pretty
MenSakura or Hinata?Mary Jane or Ursula?Kana or Akane?Arwen or Eowyn?
>>33705101Do you have anything you do for fun, that brings you joy? Do you work?
>>33705096>Brown femanons, would you ever rape a White shota as payback for colonization?Extremely disgusting low quality post
>>33705106Kill me
>>33705107No. Not anymore. I'll find something new to do but that wears off. I shouldn't NEED some hobby to feel I deserve to live. I should've just been good enough for people from the beginning
>>33705108Every question men come up with is like that.
>>33705106HinataMary JaneNever heard ofNever heard of
>>33705111You are good enough, anon. It's not about getting value from hobbies, but just having some ways to enjoy the world around us.
>>33705111Nta. You should do boxing with me its fun and makes me not depressed
Asking women, is there a point at which you think it would be wise and self respecting for a man to eschew all women and delete from his mind any perception that it would be possible to get with women? In asking this, I want an honest answer based on your own perception of men.
>Walking home at night shitposting without paying attention to my surroundings to flex on foids
>>33704973no, they are both good, just different
>>33705089I get the sense that a lot of people feel that way because our culture is dying. Ngl, I kinda feel it too. You see the older people in the dead end jobs and nobody looks like they have hope.I am glad to talk to you even if you don't come back.
I've heard women like men's asses, I want to stick things in a cute girls butt like my finger or penis, do women want to stick their fingers in men's butts or just look at them
it's weird, i'm 'not safe' enough for the girls i want to pursue but as a white man with no tats or anger issues i'm too safe for most coal burners (which is a good thing) how can i get girls to accept my level of intensity when i can tell they're attracted?
Women would you participate in a dating show?
>>33705120That's reassuring. What was the deal with it, anyways? The manga wasn't finished so the anime creators just did what they wanted?
>>33705108How else are these little white boys gonna learn what it feels like to be oppressed though?
>>33705119If you were a woman you would end up as itty bity chunks on a roadside
>>33705101>>33705111You've always been good enough. What kept your life from being what you wanted is just a matter of unfortunate circumstances. But you can change your circumstances, you can move somewhere else, you can set and accomplish goals, you can meet new people. It's only over if you give the game up prematurely.
>>33705130Women don't walk home
>>33705127No. I'd be the token mid black who gets laughed off.
>>33705124>dead end jobsi love the look on a person's faces when (working a dead end service job) i tell them i went to the same university as them
>>33705130That's why is a flex*Hits his head with pole*Why did foids do this?
>>33705127For how much money?
>>33705116>You are good enough, anon. Then where is my girlfriend? Where is my sex life? Where are my close friends? Where is my mental health? Where is my happiness? Where is my motivation? Why do I want to explode and die? Why do I not care about my family being said about me dying anymore? Why do I not like or really care for my family anymore? Why do my "friends" ignore me? Why do I long to cling on to someone? Why do I get sad when girl-frierd don't respond to me quickly even though I'm not even dating them (not an i good enough for them)? Why do I show no emotion? Why do I not express any emotion? >>33705117I live in a southern old person infested shit hole. No one here ever live near me. You all get so lucky meeting your boyfriends and girlfriends here. >>33705124I'm always here. >>33705131Easier said than done. I was never enough. Mom should be jailed for allowing me to be born. She ruined her happiness for nothing. Foolish little girl
>>33705125Chest muscle > biceps > thigh > abs > butt. For me.But if you have a body like pic related. I am just going to be like melted butter in your hands.that bear shape is superior
>>33705136You get to eat + 50 bucks
>>33705141Blue board, dimwit
>>33705034According to my calculations, I'll become a crypto multibillionaire around the time the Greek government collapses. If so I'll buy Lesbos, and you can set up a colony there.
>>33705128yeah this happens in a lot of anime from before the 2010s, but usually it's really bad (see: soul eater). FMA is an exception because it's good. they didn't do 1-2 year hiatuses back then, they just started making shit up with they ran out of material lol. fma writers were actually good tho
>>33705139>that bear shape is superiory'kno, until the inevitable cardiac arrest
>>33705137Entitled whiny bitch. I feel sorry for your mom.
>>33705140No
>>33705139Collective IQ in this pic is hovering around the mid 40s
>>33705137Doesn't it seem like you're reliant on others for all of your happiness, and just feeling spiteful that it hasn't all fallen into place already?
>>33705137>I CANT BREED
>>33705147No entitlement what's. I don't deserve anything. I'm not good enough for anything or anybody >>33705151That's how normal people function. "Mokye together, ape strong" or however the saying goes. We're "social creatures". We aren't supposed to be alone long term.
>>33705137>I'm always here.You don't have to be.
>>33705144I recall Bleach as well having some filler arcs that weren't too bad either. But now I wonder what from the 2003 FMA anime was just made up. Isn't Dante not even a thing in the original?
>>33705127As filler, why though?
>>33705155Where else can I go? I have no one else to talk to
>>33705157I was watching one
>>33705154Of course we're social creatures, but where you get your fulfillment doesn't need to be derived solely from others.
>>33704886>State genderM>What's on your agenda for tonight?Finish this dumb report so I can take the day's frustrations out on my onahole.
The manons are miserable cunts, why do the women stick around?
>>33705164Not all of them are.
>>33705164When they ovulate they want hand pics
looks like ENTJ is back
Men do you think there really was a famine in Ireland?
>>33705141Sometimes I forget how big my dick is.
>>33705166Thanks
I hope moids itt will develop kidney stones
>>33705173pic unrelated?
>>33705172Yes
>>33705166Aww <3
>>33705172I think the dumb fuckers just forgot how to grow potatoes
>>33705162Yet it is incredibly unhealthy to be constantly alone. I shouldn't rely on others what it is self-destructive to be utterly alone with no friends. That's the issue I'm trying to fix but I don't know seems like you're trying to tell me I shouldn't be concerned about that at all. You guys know better than me because I am stupid and unexperienced. How do I become more experienced? The answer isn't "dude stop wanting to be close to people". Not being close to people is precisely why I might useless piece of shit mess of a "person"
>>33705176Yes, you hate men it is very original
>>33705176Babe, why are you being such a sourpuss?
>>33705176I've never had a kidney stone somehow, but I'd like to. I think it'd be quite the experience.
>>33705176I hope moids get testicular torsion too
>>33705164F.I try to make the male anons day better, if they have a question that isnt "Why dont you kiss your sister" tier stupid, I answer it.I think this thread can be used for good. And I try to perpetuate it. I sometimes ask questions here too, and I want, but dont expect the genuine honesty I try to answer male questions, but I hope it is that.None of us in this thread are bad people I think, maybe misled, or have a grudge. But as long as we know its just the thread. and dont take our own personal shit out on eachother, I know this thread is something that can or maybe has saved someones hope in humanity.The male anons here have restored my faith in the male gender. And they dont even know it.They are kinder, and more generous than they let on.And I love them for it, that is why I keep coming back.
>>33705094I'm avoiding people outside of here... No filtering. Maybe a processing for threat level, but no more. Customer service persona when working.
>>33705177It's related because his is noticeably smaller. That's what surprised me.
>>33705182That's not it, I'm not saying to become a hermit. I think you just need to learn to be able to derive some sort of fulfillment on your own, before you go seeking others out.You're still just a kid. You still have some growing to do. Cultivate yourself, become the kind of person that others will want to be around, the kind of person I know that you can be.
>>33705176Sorry femanon, but I consume a fuck ton of dairy, there is no chance I get them.
>>33705178>>33705181Moids not beating the allegations
>>33705172Nope, all lies constructed by the true masters of evil to garner sympathy. You ever noticed how there’s more Irish people *outside* of ireland than in jt?? What’s up with that
>>33705174>>33705180I am a guy, anons...>>33705187Thanks anon. I feel mostly the same way. At the end of the day, even if /atoga/ is basically a chatroom, this is still an advice board. Trying to do some good, even if it's just making one person laugh, is something I try to do every day I'm here.
>>33705183>very originalNTA. But aren't you the pot calling the kettle future doctor?
I constantly think about if I was teleported into ancient rome and could buy a cute female slave, I would hold onto my values and treat her with respect and only have sweet consensual sex with her, or if I would use her roughly for all my fetishes. I really don't know what I'd do. women what would you think if a guy told you this
>>33705187>The male anons here have restored my faith in the male gender. And they dont even know it.Atoga turned me into an misandrist. Most of the posts from here are subhuman coomer trash.
>>33705195Thanks, bro
>>33705197And if she asked to be freed?
>>33705195>I am a guy, anons...<\3
>>33705187But I want you to kiss your sister why won't you do it, I see you hug and stroke each other all time I know you want to, you're just denying your inner desires
>>33705196I don't understand>>33705193I don't understand 2
>>33705198We have a few moids with misandry fetishes ITT
>>33705201I mean what would be the point, what would she do. I just wonder if I would ever force myself on her or not
>>33705203Are you a white southerner?
>>33705197>and only have sweet consensual sex with her, or if I would use her roughly for all my fetishes.Put the whole moid in the meat grinder
>>33705207black southerners have much higher rates of incest
GenderDo you tip your uber?
>>33705197How can a slave consent
>>33705206Go back to her family?>>33705212MI tend to exorbitantly tip, far more than necessary. I'm part of the problem.
>>33704980Yeah you fucked up bigly
>>33705212Not if they’re indian, but if they’re white then yeah sure
Why don't men want to date me lol
>>33705163>Finish this dumb report so I can take the day's frustrations out on my onaholeThat's gross bro
>>33705209So which are you?
>>33705207yes but its a universal desire, just look at anime>>33705213"Hey I won't do anything if you say no but you wanna bang?">>33705214Hey family would be ancient romans too though she'd be little different than a slave there as well excpet maybe higher in social status
>>33705190> I think you just need to learn to be able to derive some sort of fulfillment on your own, before you go seeking others out.I already do that via my own hobbies and exercise. The issue is that it's not enough. The negative feelings always creep up because I'm missing the close friends I need and the clothes relationships I need. Then when I finally reach the stage where I want to figure out how to be good enough to reach out to people and get into relationships I keep getting told I'm "too impatient". Like what the fuck dude? I did what people told me. I got hobbies. I exercised. I occupied my time with the things I loved doing but I still want friends and I still want a gf. It's like I'm not allowed to want those things or something and that I'm expected to just be alone because I'm deemed unworthy of advice on how to get those
>>33705219I don't know
>>33705223>yes but its a universal desireI'm guessing you're of scots-irish descent?
Why do some women get bitchy/joyless, mean spirited, full of themselves... after getting married?
>>33704991To expand the horizons of human experience unlike foids and their boring lives
>>33705204>I don't understand 2Nta, it's a reference to a Sinead O'Connor song.
>>33705229MChad seed is a need
Women, would you date an older man?
>>33705225>I already do that via my own hobbies and exercise. The issue is that it's not enough.Then you aren't finding fulfillment from them. That is the issue. Think about it, if you were happy, would you want to be with somebody like you? Nothing going on in life, straight up self-admits they have no personality?
>>33705228Hispanic
>>33705229Hello men I just want to say I would never do this and never take you for granted because I've been so lonely for so long and I would love to get married thank you for listening
>>33705212Yes, very generously (when they drive well). My grandfather was a cabbie, fwiw. M
>>33705222i am white, and while my heritage comes from different sides of the mason dixon line i am no yankee
>>33705236I meant to others, to society... not to their husband
>>33705236I like that
>>33705236You sound like an underappreciated treasure, how do I find a girl like you?
>>33705238Oh, you're not the sister fetishist?
>>33705242>sister fetishistGod forbids it
>>33705236Cute. Thank you.
>>33705228I'm the guy who asked the lesbian incest question and no I'm russian, third or fourth generation I think
F.Bought myself my first fighter jet game, its for PS2, Ace Combat - Distant Thunder.Should I play it with controller or like my male cousin said, wait until I have a joystick?I heard the ost of this game is amazing.
>>33705234>Then you aren't finding fulfillment from them. That is the issue. The fulfillment does not last. I'm sure you have your own hobbies that give you fulfillment but if I lock you inside of a building completely alone but still chemical of doing those hobbies, you will feel like utter shit too. But if I were to tell you "dude who cares if your isolated just do your hobbies" you would call me insane for expecting you to just be okay with that, right? Humans are not supposed to be isolated and lonely long term. You're not supposed to get all of your fulfillment from one thing but you seem to be trying to tell me I should ONLY get fulfillment from hobbies. You need to get fulfillment from those ANY people around you. Are monkey ape brains are not wired to be okay with being alone>if you were happy, would you want to be with somebody like you?No, hence why I'm trying to ask you for advice as to how to NOT be someone like me. Do you understand what I find this annoying? I'm asking someone how to do task a but I'm keeping told I need to do task b when task b is not important anymore and I already completed it
>>33705250you'll never be a real gamer
>>33705219First off, you aren’t a womanSecond, why should we date you?
>>33705127>if they have a question that isnt "Why dont you kiss your sister" tier stupid, I answer it.Can't quote every single one, but:>How can women focus on anything when every time they look down they see boobs?>women who will let me do this (pouring tea through a woman's panties)>Femanons, you should be full of cum at this hour. What gives?>Virgin question: can a woman just hang out after getting a creampie, or is it always straight to the toilet?>Girls, do you really put your plapper on the crapper??>why aren't women into three ways, and why are they unwilling to kiss their sisters for their man's pleasure>Brown femanons, would you ever rape a White shota as payback for colonization?>do women want to stick their fingers in men's butts or just look at them>Women would you participate in a dating show?>Women, would you date an older man?The only decent questions in atoga are the ones directed at both genders.
>>33705256Meant for >>33705187
>>33705106HinataMary JaneIdk who those areIdk who those are
everyday I think about pissing down qt girls throats why am I like this, do women also want this, would you let me do it
>>33705250If you'd like to play it right away, why not? The game doubtlessly was made with being playable on a controller in mind.>>33705251>you will feel like utter shit tooNo, not at all. And I imagine many anons feel the same way.>I'm asking someone how to do task a but I'm keeping told I need to do task b when task b is not important anymore and I already completed itYou seem to feel entitled to other peoples' time, despite, again, admitting you have nothing going for you. Instead of correcting that, you're instead angry that, what, people don't take pity on you?
>>33703562literally dressed like a little boy
>>33705233F. Yes provided he is rich and white
>>33705239Why would I do it to others? Who is doing that>>33705240You should do something about it>>33705241I'm actually just a retard though I should be honest
>>33705156no, dante doesn't exist in brotherhood at all. i think the story begins to diverge pretty hard after hughes' murder (sorry i went to go watch an episode lol)
>>33704035>>Marry herThere's your problemI'm not sure how so many of you guys are surprised with what happens to your sex life when you put a ring on it, lmao
>>33705264You misunderstand what I'm saying. If I felt entitled to people's time I would be saying shit like "I DESERVE their attention". I don't. I don't currently have enough good qualities to warrant anyone's attention. So I'm asking you how to become good enough for that. Is that clearer?
>>33705263you are a shit skin with no gf
>>33705198hating sex usually comes along with hating the opposite sex
>>33705254no one on earth cares about whether or not you consider them a "real" gamer
I cut my nails too short and now I can't pick my nose
>>33705237Uber drivers are not cabbies. Uber is a blight on humanity.
>>33705187angelic good-souled femanon
>>33705273i have no gf but am white, I just can't help it, the thought comes to me constantly
>>33705263I have been pissed on and into, and peed on someone.Never into face or mouth region. Its usually shower sex thing. And its rare at that. I dont think my husband or I have a thing for it, it just happens.Its also a bit of a downer if he pisses up my butt, because I need to stay behind and let it out when we go for the finale in the bedroom or livingroom couch. and I might not get all of it out at once and I am like"OHNO! GOTTA GO"When the finale is going on.>I guarantee nobody likes that mess in their bed or sofa>no towel is enough for stuff like thatSome girls might like pee in their mouths, but that is not what I like for certain.
>>33705172it was a genocide
>>33705278If I was your bf I'd pick it for you>romance
>>33705172Yes, like >>33705288 said. Man made famine
I'm back from work, how were things while I was gone ladies?
>>33705250Nah, ace combat games are fine, probably preferable on controller. 4 feels a little dated, but 5 and zero feel really good even today.
>>33705241>how do I findShe's right there, stupid
>>33705291bad i missed u
>>33705276Except coomer trash is nothing like genuine, intimate sex.
>>33705269It's all good anon. Thanks for putting up with my questions. I figured you might wanna talk about it a bit.>>33705271>So I'm asking you how to become good enough for that.And I gave you the answer. You need to learn how to feel fulfillment without being completely dependent on others. I understand it isn't what you want, it isn't easy, but that's the only real way forward. Nobody else can be responsible for creating your happiness from nothing.
>>33705279It because they’ve all been replaced by brown H1B rapejeets
>>33705288>>33705290Good moids!
>>33705172Fuck the monarchy
>>33705194this is the funniest image i've ever seen
Gender. Who would you pick to play as?
>>33705295Yep, only what you like, intermittently (once a month on average) is real sex, everything you don't like is duhgeneracy and fake sex
>>33705250Do you have a joystick in the mail or are you getting one soon? I like playing those kinds of games with a joystick. Kinda unrelated but have you ever played Armored Core 2? That’s one of my favorite PS2 games
>>33705293That would creep her out and we dont even live in the same country.
>>33705287what if they drank lots of water beforehand and it didn't taste too bad
>>33705235>Hispanichttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33678512/500/2/#33679585I figured it was (You), different forms of degeneracy are often comorbid.So, pedophilia and incest? Any others?
>>33705301m, green sonic looks pretty badass
>>33705302Interracial shota rape isn't degenerate to you?
>>33705310>names a prominent femanon's fetishlmao
>>33705264>Instead of correcting that, you're instead angry that, what, people don't take pity on you?Idk where you got the impression I want pitty. Pitty does not fix what's wrong with me. Solution to fix my defects will in theory>>33705296If I need to be fulfilled with myself fully then what's the point of having friends then?
>>33705313Are you implying that JH isn't the biggest degenerate around?
>>33705310this post lights up like a jh signal beacon
>>33705289Thank you
>>33705296>>33705296If I'm supposed to be fulfilled with myself fully alone, and should not seek the company of anyone, then what's the point of anyone having friends? What's the point of family? What the point of a couple wanting children? What's the point of dating? I should just...not what that? I'm not quite sure you understand what I'm asking. Maybe I suck really bad at explaining it
>>33705316she is in a throuple and fantasizes about being their house slave. yeah she's queen of degenerates here
>>33703515>femanon when i catch her and stop her from running to the bathroom so she spit after a blowjob
>>33705314>Idk where you got the impression I want pitty.You insist that you've done enough work, despite having nothing to show for it, and that it's up to other people now to take initiative to make you happy. What would you call it?>If I need to be fulfilled with myself fully then what's the point of having friends then?You don't care about friends because you need them, you need them because you care about them. You've somehow got it all completely twisted.
홀니 ..
How terrible of an idea is it to say that I'm a stamina champ on my tinder? Would it be funny to tie it together with a joke about nuclear background?
>>33705300Really? That’s not even my best work
>>33705322That proves that deep down JH wants to be forced to get over her semenphobia
>>33705322>fantasizes about being their house slaveWhat a babe.
I was at gymHaving a little convo with a dude, he says something about his egoOne of the two girls who were hanging out with him jokes "yeah you have too big ego"He chases herShe runs away from him giggling, and hides behind meWhy are women like this
>>33705324>and that it's up to other people now to take initiative to make you happy.That's not at ALL what I said. People aren't gonna fall into my lap and be my friend because I'm not good enough for them. This is like the 3 or 4th time I've reiterated that. I'm asking you how to become good enough for people to give a shit about be but it's almost like you dodge my question by claiming you think I deserve unconditional friendship
>>33705331Ticklemonster ahh moment
>>33705321NTA but it completely sounds like you're impatient and petulant and just want everything handed to youYou want somebody to come around and make you feel all better? Then go to your mommy, leave the rest of us alone
>>33705267Mwah
>>33705307Lmao, I remember this thread
>>33705333What does it mean?Also saw rhis super cute blonde girl again she smiled to me when our eyes metI need to approach her some day
Is it ever good or reasonable for a man to have a brutal view of himself? Because while I try to keep my mind on things that aren't terrible I often have a very brutal view of myself that's probably not healthy, in relation to what I am in this world as a man. I don't really know where it came from, but if that very idea of viewing ones self as some kind of worthless unworthy lesser human walking embarassment is not only personally inconceivable but absurd as a concept to others, then maybe it would make me feel a bit better about myself, but I want nothing but the truth. I just don't want myself bogged down if it's cause is nonsensical.I ask this in this thread particularly because perspectives from women would be appreciated. When it comes to looks for example (something I don't bother myself too much with but am cognizant of) I talked to my sister about it a bit once and she effectively told me it was overly negative, but does the world reflect that mentality? Would the lack of a familial love and respect for others in strangers lead to that?I worry that we live in an age where cognizance of people as their fellow man has dwindled and gone, and all social trust is gone, and if that's true, it makes me want to kms, even if on principle I'd refuse to do that.
>>33705330those are ugly people fetishes but ok
>>33705331I mean, if I were that dude, I'd do the same thing, with the expectation that she do what she did. It involves a certain level of trust to be that playful
>>33705339>it was overly negativeMy perception of my own, that is.
>>33705332And I keep telling you, the solution is to stop being completely dependent on them, and to find your happiness and reason to go on living without needing to rely on them. When you no longer desperately need friends, you'll naturally have them.
>>33705339What the fuck are you talking about?
>>33705187*mwuah <3 *mwuah <3
>>33705341I think they are dating
>>33705307>So, pedophilia and incest? Any others?RapeObviously all pedophilia is also rape, but dishonorable mention just in case
>>33705335:(
>>33705349Yeah, that definitely tracks. Really not weird at all imo when that trust already exists.
>>33705339People could think you are disgusting and creepyOr people could think you are attractive and desirableBut you gain nothing from assuming its the former based on exactly nothing
i really like listening to small youtubers play videogames and imagining he's my boyfriend and my head is in his lap and hes explaining it to me while we cuddle and he plays and i watch
Not all women, just half of them. Willing to flip that coin, bros?
>>33705354:/ did you expect me to contact-fag you? I don't want to creep you out and Im not that interesting.
>>33705358Why don't you get a boyfriend?
>>33705359Wait till you see the ruzzian women who hunt for the freshly drafted men to marry(Average lifespan of a ruzzian soldier on ukrainian front is 9 days)
>>33705358What makes it better when the YouTuber is short?
>>33705314>>33705321>>33705332Dude, why do you think there's some golden fast track to happiness that you just aren't being let in onWhat's the point of you asking us for help and just plugging your ears and ignoring everythingWhat's the point of making friends when literally all you want from them is to make you feel better
>>33705359Honestly, noOver the years A few female friends have told me that I'm the back up
Women. Please order from favorite to least favorite.MoustacheBeardStubbleClean shaven
>>33705358You can just get this, anon. Doesn't even have to be a boyfriend, just get a male friend who will do it for you.
>>33705359I have gone 1 for 3 so far in life but I think I am improving
>>33705360No I just wish you were real
>>33705363no, i mean small audience. because they dont have youtuber yelling voice yet.>>33705361i dont know how or who i would even try it on
pet girl here. i showed my bf the collar and he was into it :)
>>33705344>the solution is to stop being completely dependent on themThat's not what I want dude...you're not understanding what I'm saying. I recognize i should not be attached at the hip to anyone and try on them to feel happy. I understand. Idk why you assume I don't (it's like you aren't paying attention and selectively seeing what you wanna see). What I want is knowledge, steps, and guidance on how to be good enough for people AT ALL. we've established I'm trash and worthless, as you and I have said. I however do NOT want to pe totally clingy to anyone. I would probably hate it if people were clingy and totally depended on me. But... How do I build myself up to be worth of people's friendship and companionship?
>>33705366Clean shaven, stubble, beard, moustache
>>33705366clean shaven >< stubble (depends on the guy) >>> beard >>>>>>>>>> moustache
Its literally impossible to be a single woman Are you trolling?
>>33705372tell daddy I said you're such a good girl
I wanna love women again.
>>33705374>>33705375Clearly not a benson boone fan
>>33705377sorry not into incest or other people
>>33705375>>33705374Thank god for my lack of facial hair i have to have clean shave at all times
>>33705359Real romance will always be a male concept, men are the romantic gender. Women just want resources.
>>33705106>Men>Sakura or Hinata?I don't recognize them.>Mary Jane or Ursula?MJ for sure.>Kana or Akane?I'm not familiar with them either.>Arwen or EowynArwen is the ultimate fictional crush.
>>33705378kek bro, I've never seen this used before
>>33705376no I'm ugly
>>33705372Cute. Have you tried it on?
>>33705364>>33705334See >>33705373I don't want free gibs. I don't want shit handed to me. I don't want handouts. I don't want others to do shit for me. I deserve anything. I want to know how to work towards being good enough for people. To earn their friendship. To earn a relationship. I don't know how to. That's why I came here. >What's the point of you asking us for help and just plugging your ears and ignoring everythingThat's not what's happening. You are fundamentally misunderstanding what I'm asking for.
>>33705387Describe your ugliness
Do women actually like sex and dicks?
>>33705373>That's not what I want dudeYes it is, and maybe you don't even realize it. See >>33705321You think that if you can find happiness alone, there's no point to having any sort of social interactions.>What I want is knowledge, steps, and guidance on how to be good enough for people AT ALL.And I've given you my perspective many times. Learn to be happy on your own first. But then, you say you tried that but didn't immediately get people flocking to you, so it didn't work.
>>33705389yep, we started using it in sex :) it's been fun
>>33705392If it comes with handsome guy, yesIf it doesnt... No, then its icky.
>>33705390As a matter of fact you DO want free gibs>okay I had a hobby for a while now where's my gf and close friends???Man up, quit your whining, and start listening, that anon has been super patient with you ffs
>>33705391Acne and weird face. big nose small mouth and eyes huge forehead sparse eyebrows shitty hair scoliosis no tits no ass
>>33705390nta. you seem earnest. 4chan is the last place to look for quality advice on anything, much less friends and relationships
>>33705392mostly the mental aspect of it, physical act is meh
FemanonHow often do you read?What do you like to read the most?Do you like to be read to by your bf?If you and your bf were sitting silently and cuddling on the couch reading each their own book what book would you read?
>>33705382In Greek the word for a husband's love is "agape" meaning sacrifice. The word for a wife's love is "pragma" as in pragmatic :(
>>33705393>Learn to be happy on your own first.And then after I do that, then what? I am asking how to make friends. You are telling me the solution to something different. Being ok by yourself is what you're saying. I shouldn't be dependent on others. I understand that. But what you keep failing to answer is AFTER I'm content being alone, then what do I need to do to make friends?
>>33705394Aw, that's great.
>>33705397Wife material.
>>33705392i love sex. not with just anyone though it has to be with >him
>>33705372im happy for you but i am also seething with envy and want someone dead
>>33705390>I want to know how to work towards being good enough for people.NTAWhat have you done? Do you go to school? Work? What do you actually do daily?
>>33705405Shut up asshole
>>33705392I hope so
>>33705395What's your minimum attractiveness requirement on a 1/10 scale?
>>33705397Why don't you get skin care and hair care tips from femanons?Some guys like stick girls, and the girl I knew with scoliosis wasnt noticeable.
>>33705400Everyday NonfictionI've never had a boyfriend
>>33705397I like big noses and big eyes. And I have acne too.
>>33705397Have you tried doing things that help you gain confidence, like eating healthier and exercising and being social, etc
>>337054128
>>33705418Based chadchaser
>>33705415Ick.Men are not allowed to have acne.
>>33705394Do you have a leash too?
>>33705414Maybe you never had a bf because youre so difficult?
>>33705413I've spent years researching about my exact hair type and skin type it hasn't helped much>>33705415My eyes are small>>33705416Yes but it didn't make anyone like me
>>33705396>>okay I had a hobby for a while now where's my gf and close friends???No. I'm asking what I need to DO, on MY END, to get friends. I need to do WORK to EARN friends. I'm not entitled to them. But what do I need to DO? >>33705409I plan to do online school for my associates and eventually work towards a bachelor's in a stem degree (something related to IT and maybe even ML if that's not already super saturated. I'm quite knowledgeable in using and training LLMs). I work 5 to 6 days a week and on my free time I do cardio exercise (running mostly). Just a few hours ago I started forcing myself to weight lift again and I'm the middle of force feeding my to reach my 3000 calorie a day goal so I can build muscle. What else do you wanna know?
>>33705403>And then after I do that, then what?Then you make friends in whichever way you prefer. It's only hard for you because your self-esteem is utterly in the gutter. If you live a fulfilling life, with interests that you're passionate about and something more than 'no personality', you will find people who want to be around you.I'm sorry if I've seemed inattentive, but I've been in your exact place when I was your age, and I felt like I had nothing to offer and nobody wanted to be around me. It was only learning that it's okay to be alone, and that I shouldn't expect other people to make me happy, that I actually started to become happy.
I think im gonna jerk off to visual imagery of this (fully clothed) woman i saw today.Yes she was that hot
>>33705345Basically the undertones of what I do in the world is a strong sense of self hatred, and I don't know if it's reasonable or not. One way or another I came to internalize it, and the reasons are beyond what I can remember, outside of that I know I'm surely behind others in this world. I worry that my existence is embarrassing and people will see this on the outside, which will almost punish me for even trying. I don't know if it's worth trying if you are behind significantly or not. I don't know where I really stand relative to other people, other than that I've effectively developed outside of them, and I don't know how much this has in effect made me a stranger in my own land or not. On principle I will try nevertheless, but the backdrop of my whole life in the coming years as a young man, looks brutal. I don't want to be a deluded person, but I feel that anything short of honesty with myself will lead to suicidality. >>33705356Yeah, and it seems obvious, but for whatever reason these feelings and thoughts continue to attack me. To some degree you can sum this up with that I feel like a hopeless romantic.
>>33705386It's legitimately how I feel. It never felt good to hate them, but it's felt like the only option for a long time.I don't know how but I just want to be able to love them again.
>>33705422Difficult?
>>33705418What if your 8/10 handsome guy had a slightly less than satisfactory sized penis?
>>33705426Disgusting
>>33705421yep, it attaches to my leash and my cock ring :)
>>33705421yes, and i made some cuffs too. i made them so they can just clip to things and to each other. i got railed so hard today i might leave to go fap just remembering it lmao
>>33705424>No. I'm asking what I need to DO, on MY END, to get friends.QUIT being a sped, GROW a personality, and above all else, STOP whiningLiterally nobody, anywhere, ever, has seen somebody who bitches endlessly about literally everything in their life and thought "wow! that's a real catch!"
i think my problem is deep down i genuinely don't think anybody could ever love me for some reason. i don't even know why. i constantly seek attention and sometimes i get it but i never for any reason think it's because i have worth.what do i even do about this?
>>33705427you need to be 18 in order to post her
>>33705439therapy
>>33705440I'm 20?
>>33705439dick therapy
>>33705437That's so hot. Did you get cuffed to the bed frame?
How does a cock ring even work?
>>33705441NTA but how do you even say that to a therapist? It sounds so gay. I have issues with love and all that but I don't talk about it because it sounds so wierd.
>>33705433In my defense she was wearing grey leggins and tight sportsbra
>>33705424>What else do you wanna know?Does literally any of that actually help you as a person?
>>33705439Welcome to the club. I’ve had people who don’t even know me call me an 8/10 just based off of my looks and I know I’m fun and interesting, yet, I still hate myself and feel unlovable
>>33705446Women love other women. Have you not noticed all the muffdiving?
>>33705443Whatever, don't mine my posts anyways. They are probably dumb and maybe part of a bad habbit of posting. Probably pointless and dumb.
>>33705431Yes, you could go on a little bit about what non fiction subjects interest you the most, maybe some authors.
>>33705445my legs were cuffed to opposite sides of the bed, one slightly higher than the other, and my arms were cuffed behind my back. he fucked me while holding my arms back at one point it was crazy hot. i love being his
>>33705447It restricts blood flow from the penis back into the body, forcing the penis to remain more erect and for longer, and causing the veins in it to bulge out.
>>33705447It restricts blood flow to increase blood pressure in the penis.
>>33705438>>33705425>GROW a personalityDon't know how to do that. Any direction on how one gets that? >Literally nobody, anywhere, ever, has seen somebody who bitches endlessly about literally everything in their life and thought "wow! that's a real catch!"No shit that's why I wanna work to be someone they like
>>33705339It is harder to have a good view of yourself after much trauma telling you otherwise. After a certain point, it's nolonger self humbling but a ritual of pain you crave because it was a drug forcefed.I don't have an answer for that type of addiction.
>>33705446i am not sure what you're fucking talking about but i have on several occasions teamed up with women i had never ever met before to take care of a kid who got lost and returned them to their parents without needing to say a word to each other about it. just because people don't want their own kids doesn't mean we don't have this communal nature to take care of the ones that exist.
>>33705456He's so lucky. Did you get creampied?
>>33705454*mindWow I can't even fucking type right.
>>33705448print out the post and hand it to them, idk, i'm not a pussy ass bitch who can't talk about my feelings
>>33705400Every few days, it's just my brain is a sieveFiction, non fiction (but no self help)No, I can't focus if I'm being read to, I have to look at the words on the page myselfI'd finish Knut Hamson's hunger. I saw lit talk about it earlier and remember how much I loved the gradual decent into insanity by starvation and the narrator comes off very sympathetic (although apparently the real author was a turbo racist or sth)
>>33705450People keep saying working out buuors confidence so that's why I'm forcing myself to weight lift and taking the calories surplus seriously (I've got a long way to go). Are you somehow STILL not convinced I actually Wana change and fix myself?
>>33705467Maybe you just have no shame. Have you ever considered that maybe everyone thinks you're an obnoxious fag?
>>33705463nah we can't afford pregnancy. there was a lot of spanking though
>>33704961Some people do. My brother has been mocked for it.
>>33705455What>>33705458The>>33705459Fuck
>>33705460You really shouldn't need instructions on that, lmfao
>>33705435Good job anon!
>>33705427This is a shitty time to be a young man and I'm guessing you didn't have a great family growing up. Don't overthink it.
>>33705471I miss turning a girl's ass red.
>>33705475Haven't heard THAT before....
>>33705469>People keep sayingNo matter what, you're completely reliant on others to the end
>>33705474What's the problem?
>>33705439Get away from people who hold you down, such as this dump and potentially your parents or siblings.
>>33704489The only significant difference is that women typically require more volume because they can't match men's load and intensity. So if you want the same amount of fatigue and stimulus between you two, she will likely need an extra set or two for each exercise or will need to add a couple more reps per set.
>>33705470why would i have shame opening up to the person im paying money to open up to so they can fix me? you should have shame if u pay for a therapist just to lie to them, idiot. it's like lying to any doctor about smoking/drinking. you are just fucking yourself over by not giving them the full information.
>>33705474It's not as bad as it sounds. Think of it as feeling like, idk, standing on your head.
menwhat would you think if your girlfriend had constipation that turned into diarrhea? she doesn't shave so some of the diarrhea juice clings to her pubic hairs and forms a crust because she can't wipe it all away because her pubes are so thick and dense?When you put your hand in her panties you might discover a mild diarrhea crust deep in the jungle
>>33705477My father shot himself when I was 15 so yeah. Both parents, while I love them, I don't think really set me up for going out into this world very well. I have an aunt, who's part of the family looks like royalty compared to mine.
>>33705481>Listen to people's advice>That's somehow twisted to being too reliant on people
>>33705486I don't lie I just don't bring it up. What are they gonna do to fix it anyway? If I can be fixed there's no one that can do it but me.
Women, can you feel when cum is inside of you?
>>33705468I love the prison cell passage, probably one of the best stream of consciousness
>>33705423What you need to know is that acne products are mostly unnecessary, you just need the scrub every 2 or 3 days and a good facial moisturizer right after.
>>33705491You have no thoughts of your own, all you can do is blindly follow exact procedures that random strangers online give you, you are a textbook NPC
>>33705490My dad was also VERY emotionally abusive in my childhood and was an alchoholic. We didn't have the greatest relationship, especially in the years nearing the end of his life. I remember having a dream of him after he died in which I basically relived the emotional abuse I experienced from him and I could feel it crash back down on me. It's hard to describe but it was like a I could physically feel myself being beamed into a stress state. It made me realize how much stress it caused. I'm sure that couldn't have helped things.
>>33705493yeah, you have to do it, just like you had to learn math. but learning math would be way easier if you take first grade and learn how to read numbers, as opposed to just not telling anyone you never learned what the symbols 1234567890 mean
>>33705439Self improvement and reflection. Of all the people I dislike, I hate myself the most. But it's also cause I knew myself the most. Now I'm an adult, I understand myself more and other people more. I understand how fucked up others are, just as much as I am and different in others. I also recognize all the positive parts of me too. It's a balance of honesty, humility, and just being realistic. I still hate myself, but I definitely know that I can get a girl, although it helped that I had enough social interactions to verify this stuff. Join social stuff and make irl friends. Get off and out of this place and live in the real world. Fake happiness like all of us depressed people do, and people will like you.
>>33704489Less difference than you would thinkSame rep ranges and shitAs a rule of thumb girls recover faster because they lift less load relative to their body and have hard time pushing themselves "hard" Good technique, big heavy compounds and tons of volume.Oh, also women are allergic to eating food and gaining bodyweight, that's where real struggle is >>33705485
>>33705187If we cant make this post an /adv/ banner, at least make it a recurring pic on the new /atoga/ thread op'sSo rare to get a genuine smile from these threads, this really brightened my day.
>>33705489I would think why am I dating this subhuman that cant follow basic hygiene? How do I go about breaking up with her?
>>33705499Correct. Did you expect me to feel touched or hurt by this? I suck at being normal. That's why I need help. What you've never needed help from anyone in your life? I'm an idiot that needs assistance and is seeking help. Its almost like you're more upset that I'm asking for help than anything else I've told you? Why does someone wanting to change and better themselves bother you?
>>33705490>My father shot himself when I was 15That's extremely fucked up. What you're experiencing is normal for someone in your position. I seriously recommend therapy. A parent committing suicide is something you're genuinely better off processing with some professional help. Don't give me the tough guy talk. What would you think if a friend had this happen to them? Also, go out and make new friends and do things that you're good at that will win you praise. People say you don't need outside validation, but that's baloney. Everyone does, especially children and those who didn't get it as children.
33705489Tranny fetishpost
>>33705495They cant
>>33705485What i would give for a gf who dresses and looks like this
>>33705439How do you seek attention, and what's wrong with the attention you get?
>>33705510I've needed help with complex procedures, you need help with the equivalent of using a spoon to eat soup
no one is answering my questions and they're not even that weird : [
>>33705502I think I'll be fine. I think I just need to get out more and talk to people. For all my issues and chud rage I try my best to be nice and polite.
>>33705518And?
Men, What would you do if you saw the face of god?
>>33705518>complex procedureslike what?>how do i find clingy gf
>>33705512Nigga is talking about acne products, how is that a tranny post.
>>33705522Probably start believing
>>33705489I wanna be with a girl who wants to be clean, like me.
>>33705522Ask him some questions.
>>33705522Ask him if he could create a woman so cringe even he couldn't love her.
>>33705519what's your question?
>>33705522My mind wouldn't be able to comprehend it so I'd probably do nothing and just get on with my business.
>>33705521And you don't need OUR help, you need to try to be independent for the first time in your life, thinking about it and decide on what you need to change yourself
Biological females ittWhen you smile to a guy and say hiAnd hes a total strangerAnd you do it again next timeDoes it mean i should approach, or are you just being friendly
>>33705531Is auto-fellatio gay?
>>33705535gay and incest
>>33705530*Creates american leftist feminist*
>>33705513>They cantReally? That's kind of a bummer...
>>33705511>A parent committing suicide is something you're genuinely better off processing with some professional helpMaybe. I will consider it.>What would you think if a friend had this happen to them?I don't really know to be honest. I haven't actually had any friends since about that same age, because in the prior year I became homeschooled. >Also, go out and make new friends and do things that you're good at that will win you praise. People say you don't need outside validation, but that's baloney. Everyone does, especially children and those who didn't get it as children.I will try. I don't know where I'll find it. I was certainly starved of that element of my humanity, so I'm sure that too, must also have lead me to where I am now. It should be no wonder I have such a painful and bleak view of myself.
>>33705535Is jacking off with my own male hands gay? No. Therefore selfsuck isn't gay.
>>33705545you literally have a dick in your mouth
>>33705531>>33705126 and >>33705068
I would be so embarrassed if one of my parents killed themselves, it's a sure sign of loser mentality on their part.
>>33705544>I haven't actually had any friends since about that same ageI think we might be hitting on something major here.
>>33705534That's just friendly, anon. Don't harass her, please.
>>33705519I don't see any f opening post not replying to anything that doesn't have at least one response?
>>33705547If I had my hand around another guy's dick it would be gay, but around my own dick it isn't. Therefore if the dick in my mouth is my own it isn't gay.
for either gender but mainly men, could you ever see yourself being in relationship and marrying someone whos asexual? things like cuddling, hand holding, kissing (maybe making out, idk), and seeing each other shirtless (no genitals) would still occur, but no actual sex with one another. note that masturbating/watching porn would also still be perfectly allowed.
>>33705544Also worth noting that this lack of frienship I had is probably why I worry how people view me. If that weird view of myself seemed like a foreign concept, it's because my upbringing is not that of the average guy. It's a brutal one.>>33705551What might that be? Unless you mean the obvious, that I need friends.
>>33705556No. No one who isn't also asexual would want that.
>>33705556No, i want to make love.
>>33705533You're telling me to be a free thinker but that's not what I asked for. I asked what I need to do to attract other people, but at this point it's an exercise in futility to talk to you. I'm talking to a brick wall that dodges questions they seem REALLY reluctant to answer for some reason and gets easily angered when people don't act they way they want people to act or say things they wanna say
>>33705558well thats why masturbating is still allowed,
>>33705522God is not real
>>33705556No I couldn't. I need to have sex. It's okay if she has a lower sex drive than me, but if she literally won't have sex with me ever then that would be a dealbreaker.
This man reproduced with two different women.https://youtu.be/4fk9Pek4moA
>>33705557>What might that be?I mean there was a specific event that caused intense grief, derailed your life, and separated you from others.
>>33705556No, I want someone to be the object of my affection, and for me to be theirs as well. Bedroom and sexual stuff is a big part of how guys show affection
>>33705562>well thats why masturbating is still allowed,Well if you don't care about sex you should let them fuck other people, it would be selfish to forbid it.
>>33705556MNo
>>33705562Nta, I can masturbate single.
I don't actually want to be monogamous.
>>33705400>How often do you read?Almost daily>What do you like to read the most?History books or autobiographical books>Do you like to be read to by your bf?No, I read too fast.>If you and your bf were sitting silently and cuddling on the couch reading each their own book what book would you read?Mein KampfBut I am currently reading "In The Dream House" by Carmen Maria Machado, which is a memoir about her experience in an abusive lesbian relationship.>>33705507>they lift less load relative to their body and have hard time pushing themselves "hard"Also because of the size of muscles. Larger muscles take longer to recover than smaller ones.>>33705535>Is auto-fellatio gay?Lowkey, yes. But life is too short to care about whether something is gay or not. If you enjoy it, do it.
Women, what do you think of nuclear power?
>>33705556Would they be willing to have sex for the sole purpose of reproduction?
>>33705567>Bedroom and sexual stuff is a big part of how guys show affectionBro, it's ok to admit you want pussy and no pussy is a dealbreaker. You don't need to try make it sound like it's about affection.
>>33705571We've got the bridge to just for you
>>33705567>Bedroom and sexual stuff is a big part of how guys show affectioni think thats more of a personality thing rather than a male-thing>>33705568sex is sacred and like 99% of people, i too would view that as cheating and therefore, a dealbreaker
>>33705566Well, I was separated from others prior to that happenning, but it probably compounded the problem.
>>33705561>that's not what I asked for. I asked what I need to doTHAT'S THE ANSWER LMAOOkay, keep being a petulant child, just do absolutely nothing and get mad that everything doesn't fall into your lap
>>33705578And your home environment was also pretty beforehand bad if something so extreme happened
>>33705556m, i was open to dating someone who considered themselves asexual, but this is because i don't want to have sex before marriage and she actually seemed curious and like she would open up to sex eventually but she rejected me after leading me on, seemingly due to her own insecurity, but then she got in a relationship with a guy more of a looksmatch for her but when she told me it pissed me off because based on what i knew about the guy he would use her for sex and dump her and she should have known that, but ohh no, weak mid dudes must be safer than hot athletic dudes based on what i saw from her social media that's exactly what he did and she's miserable
>>33705571If you're a woman that's ok
>>33705574absolutely not, albeit i doubt its even possible anymore
>>33705571>I don't actually want to be monogamousThen don't be. It's your life. Live it how you want.>>33705573>Women, what do you think of nuclear power?Love it. One of the few things the Europeans are doing better than us because fossil fuel companies weaponized a legion of useful idiot hippies to protest against it.
>>33705460Out of curiosity, why did you reply to my post but not actually reply to me?
>>33705573it seems generally smart as long as people take care of the equipment?
Do the women here support TTD?
>>33705556Never again
>>33705572>History books or autobiographical booksReminds me of people who say they prefer movies to be based on a true story. It's never made any sense to me.
>>33705553>>33705549
>>33705586Why is oral and anal out of the picture, or using hands?
>>33705580>just do absolutely nothingI'm not doing nothing though. I'm working towards being what I want to be. That includes learning what I need to do and it involves exercise too.
Women, what's your schlick fuel for tonight?
>>33705580>get mad that everything doesn't fall into your lapAt this point I think you're trolling for an emotional response.
>>33705595i dont want to touch or look at anyones genitals and i dont want anyone to touch or look at mine
>>33705591OpenTTD is a fun time waster
>>33705599I feel like this requires therapy
>>33705577>sex is sacred and like 99% of peopleYou're clearly an abuse victim or religious freak, no thanks.
>>33705556I would eventually just stick it in her probably
>>33705583It was, as I said here >>33705500in case you didn't see that post. My father also apparently had a brutal upbringing himself, so it probably rubbed off on him. His whole side of the family is pretty brutal. One of his sisters died of a drug overdose, he had 2 fathers, I gather that at least one was absusive to his mom, and that she used to drink and was abusive too. I don't really know because it's hearsay, but my mom told me he once opened up to her about it.
>>33705599This is not a normal way to be and no man should accept it, and you shouldn't accept it about yourself.
>>33705601it comes across worse than it is.i see no appeal to having sex for fun since i can just masturbate on my own when i want to.and i see no appeal to having sex for reproduction since i cant/dont want to have children,
>>33705599Also, this doesn't seem like you're asexual. It sounds more like a phobia, so again, therapist.
I banged my shin against back extension at the gym and tore the skin off :/
>>33705607Masturbation is way less exciting than another person trying their best to get you off and vice versaYou should try having sex
>>33703515women thoughts on this piece i've been obsessed with lately?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6pvUmb8KbQ
>>33705607He can masturbate on his own too. Both of you can also feed yourselves or cook for yourselves, but does that mean there's no appeal to cooking together or feeding each other?
>>33705602im neither>>33705608maybe i used the term wrong, i feel sexual and i masturbate quite often, i just dont want to have sex with anyone but myself
>>33705496Haven't got that far, I think I stopped where after he brushed the hand of his to be love interest, he started to boldly follow her, keep track of who goes into their apartment building and who does not... I also remember skipping ahead in the book driven by curiosity and he starts meeting her at the apartment she lives in and she realizes he's piss poor and crazy and it broke my heart how she changed her attitude afterwardsI'm glad more people know about this book, I have a weak spot for it, because I have a weak spot for its narrator
>>33705556No, I am sexual.
>>33704998>Up my ass, its no problem. but I want to check if I got torn up again as soon as possible, and if I am bleedingDoes that happen often?
>>33705596>>33705598I'm done with you, enjoy your wallowing bro
>>33705593>Reminds me of people who say they prefer movies to be based on a true story.Yeah, that's dumb. But with a book, you are getting a look into someone's life and perspective. From the way they write and describe things, to how they perceive the world around them. I find it fascinating.>>33705597>Women, what's your schlick fuel for tonight?ZMSFM compilation, particularly the femshep stuff.>>33705615Good thing, too. You have too nice of a penis to put it to waste.
We always accuse the women here of being trannies, but what do you guys think the odds are that at least one of the dudes here is a pooner?
>>33705612i mentioned in my first post that other forms of affection and even soft-core sexual behavior would still occur, just not intercourse
>>33705604Sounds like a classic cycle of abuse. I really recommend finding someone to process this with and finding an outlets that let you connect with other people and give you the opportunity to feel proud of yourself. Sports and the arts are some obvious ones.
>>33705619I think there is one, she seems nice.
>>33705613What feeling do you get when someone else attractive touches your vagina, hypothetically? Obviously it isn't arousal, but what feeling then?
>>33705618>you are getting a look into someone's life and perspective. From the way they write and describe things, to how they perceive the world around them. I find it fascinating.You get that in good fiction too, I don't see why it matters if it's real.
>>33705617If you don't want to help or don't know how to just say it. You almost seem more negative than I was
>>33705619What is a pooner?
>>33705625i imagine i'd feel uncomfortable and awkward and ask them to stop, im not sure.
>>33705628There's no helping stupidity
>>33705556I could live without sticking my penis into anything (since I already live without sticking my penis into anything) but you make this sound so joyless.
>>33705604Basically it's demons everywhere in my family. Even on my mother's side, which sounded less brutal, sounded dysfunctional. In the case of my mom, her dad sounded overbaring, and she basically rebeled against him. She said he was often distant and not at home, he would go to other countries. There was a time that her mother and father were separated. In general she doesn't try to live up to standards. She talked about this once, but I didn't want to press her too much on it. I knew it would go somewhere, I knew it would probably bring to light and demystify some things but it seemed obviously a bit uncomfortable for her going back to it.>>33705622Thanks. How might I get involved with the arts? I know that's maybe a bit of a dumb question, but I'm lost in this world. I don't really know what I can do.
I am 6’5 and white. Would learning Chinese or some other Asian language help me get women?
>>33705613Do you watch porn?
>>33703515M or FHow would you react if your spouse died?
>>33705636Yes, but it's like multiplying by zero because you still need to talk to women.
>>33705621That's not the point. Why is this form any different from the others? This is meant to be a logical argument: if you can do one, why does the other not apply sort of reasoning. Your argument was, "I see no appeal". The goal is to get you to explain to us why when the others are appealing and valid enough. If your answers are supporting your claim "I see no appeal", odds are that it isn't the real reason.>>33705631Yeah, an answer like this doesn't support "I see no appeal". It isn't apathy, like asexuality (yes, I know you already recanted that). Uncomfortability is hugely different. What about boob touching? Kissing lips? Kissing boob, or neck, or stomach, or your back/naval of back?
m or fhow many times does someone have to have sex with a new person within minutes of meeting them to make him or her a whore?
>>33705638Male. I would not be as strong as Erika. I think I'd be totally wrecked. I think I'd need people around me to stop me from doing anything self-destructive. I can't imagine the pain she's feeling, and we will see leftism crushed and eradicated in this country.
>>33705628Anon, idk why you stopped replying to me and I wish you weren't faced with that level of negativity, but the answer genuinely is right in front of you. One thing the other anon is right about is that there is no step-by-step process to get everything that you're after. But that's just life. I really do wish you the best.
>>33705639HOLY BASED>captcha: JDN4S
>>33705634>How might I get involved with the arts?Take a class, use YouTube or other online resources if that's not annoying option, go to first Fridays at a nearby city, poke around on Instagram for events or groups, go to museums, check if they have events, chat with people there about art, especially their s if they are an artist, practice, practice some more, show off your work
>>33705597I'm not doing that
>>33705641*If you answers AREN'T supporting your claim
>>33705632>Seeking help is stupidity>>33705645>there is no step-by-step process to get everything that you're after. So I should just wallow and not try to succeed and try to improve myself? Because people either don't know how to or do not want to guide me, I should just give up. That's basically what you're saying right?
>>33705618>You have too nice of a penis to put it to waste.You're too sweet. Although some would argue that I have been wasting it. Should probably find someone to use it on at some point.
>>33705556Not a chance
>>33705639You were supposed to give me hope, not tell the truth
>>33705637yes and no. i watch/read content that arouses me but isnt conventional porn, no people having sex or being nude. >>33705641because physical affection is a sort of scale. starting from very innocent and simple things like hand holding and hugging to then kissing/ making out and eventually to having sex. i can picture myself doing all those things but not sex. the same way people can picture themselves in certain articles of clothing yet not others without having trying them on yet.
>>33705650No, that's not what I said at all. If working out, getting educated, and working as much as you do is what makes you feel better about your place in life, that's what you should do. In fact, another set of anons is talking about therapy, and maybe that's something you should consider too.
>>33705618>ZMSFM compilation, particularly the femshep stuff.Imma crash out if this is futa
>>33705638>How would you react if your spouse died?MI don't think I could show forgiveness like she did.
>>33705657This has actually been very revealing. I can see clearly that asexuality is not an orientation, but a legit mental illness. You shouldn't live like this.
>>33705658I think I'd feel better if I knew how to connect with people. It's abundantly clear you guys either don't know how to, really REALLY do not want to help people learn how to do that. Either way I appreciate your earnest help.
>>33705657>i can picture myself doing all those thingsThen what happens if he's doing those stuff to you - and your clothes are off since he can't really do this without them off - and you start masturbating? Does his actions turn you on, off, or nothing?
>>33705653>Not a chanceIt's a total fabrication
>>33705657are you autistic?
>>33705668... as in, does it help you get off in any way?
>>33705665You can't carry hatred and anger around in your heart forever. It will only hurt you, not the person you hate. That person is in custody and will probably be executed. Nothing can take back what he did, so the only choice is to move forward.
>>33705647>go to first Fridays at a nearby cityFirst Fridays?>poke around on Instagram for events or groups, go to museums, check if they have events, chat with people there about art, especially their s if they are an artist, practice, practice some more, show off your workAlright. Are people generally welcoming?
>>33705669This one was invented by a writer
>>33705667I don't appreciate either of those rude insinuations. I haven't gotten impatient with you whatsoever. The answer really is as simple as: learning to achieve some measure of happiness on your own will inherently lead to you forming more and better connections.
>>33705657What stuff arouses you?
women is it cool to be an anime poster? it's cool, right?
>>33705666only if you view it like that, the way i see it, i'd only ever be w someone who also agrees to not ever wanting children, making the no-sex thing to not be a big deal since it would then just be for arousal and 'fun'. which both of us (or anyone for that matter) can be satisfied by just masturbating.>>33705668im not following what sort of hypothetical that is, all the things i listed can be done while clothed.
>>33705676I meant no insult. That doesn't make much sense to me but maybe I'm just too stupid to understand. I think I'm currently too boring for anyone to like or care about me so idk how being ok with being alone translates to alleviating my lack of connections. With me in particular if anything I think that might make it worse.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDJLvF1dUek&list=RDPDJLvF1dUekThey just don't make them like they used do...
>>33705673It's common, at least in America, for galleries to open to the public for people to look at the art, talk to the artists, and early in the evening of the first Friday of the month. Some cities have them on different days. They can be quite lively in the right places.
>>33705670no, no for any other behavioral disorders or anything of that nature as well.>>33705677weird stuff, it'd take too long to even try to explain.
>>33705679Him kissing your boob, your stomach, your back - when I asked you about those, you were imagining those situations as if you were clothed?He does those things with you clothed, do they help you get off?He does those things with you unclothed, do they help you get off?Are you uncomfortable being naked in each other's company or showering together?
hmmi must be shadowbanned
>>33705692COME FORTH INTO THE LIGHT
>>33705692hi
>>33705681It's not a matter of being boring, there are plenty of people who like boring. It's the lack of self-esteem more than anything. Liking yourself will improve genuinely every facet of your life, and help others to like you too. And a big part of that is learning to just be okay with being alone.
>>33705688Thank you. I will definitely consider that. I didn't know from a good search because there are apparenly a few things which go by that name.
>>33705689Gimme your top 5 favorites? Maybe not the top but off the top of your head?
>>33705693>>33705695this proves nothing
>>33705685What a silly kitty
>>33705697*google search. I don't know what happened there.
>>33705301This came out? Do you have it? Is it good?
>>33705418How would you date yourself?
>>33705692>"THE DARK SHADOW WILL NOT PREVAIL, FLAME OF UDOON"> . . . . . /\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . >. . . __/ . \__ . . . . . . . . . . . . .>. . . . ( ~_~) ./) /)--* ~~~* . . .>. . . . . . y . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .or something like that idk
>>33705301MAll Hail Shadow
>>33705690the only kissing i'd allow would be on the lips, nothing on the body. viewing one another is fine, touching one another while shirtless however would most likely be pretty rare and therefore not happen. we also certainly would never be naked around each other, or at least me around him, i dont think i'd mind seeing his ass but its a big no for any viewing of genitals, his or mine.
>>33705301Male.The big K Nux
>>33705704I meant rate, lol.
black women don't know how to make out it's weird
Alexa, play Renai Circulation
How do I meet people to play in a band with me? I have no friends
>>33705685I prefer 3 dimensionshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllg
>>33705703It did, I do, it is! It's pretty challenging at points, but that may just be me not knowing the tracks yet.
>>33705713atoga band
>>33705714>I prefer 3 dimensionsShe gets a pass for giving the Night Elf females their dance.
>>33705301Mmetal sonic (he's the real sonic)
>>33705187i dont like niggers
>>33705716Maybe. I’d prefer irl, I really need friends and to be surrounded by attractive women. I feel empty
>>33705508Somehow I feel the reaction would have been totally different if it were a manon posting it
>>33705696Ty for your help anon. I'll try to apply that. Goodnight
>>33705164I'm not miserable but not exactly with my current situation either.
>>33703515Am guy. I've been invited to a friend's Halloween party (no alcohol) next month. His wife may also be inviting some witchy friends of hers that I've heard exist. Any ladies here have advice on how to rizz literal witches?
>>33705727Good night anon. I'll be rooting for you.
flat women are the best
>>33705708>Okay with touching and groping those parts of your body only with clothes onWould you start feeling "uncomfortable" (as you mentioned with your vagina) if he did touch or grope those parts of your body without clothing in between? What if he felt your genitals through your clothing then?Again, you never answered the getting off parts
>>33705681Are you actually boring or do you not express the parts of yourself you think are interesting?I'd be a cardboard box if I didn't talk about video games, science, or whatever else interests me and just silently listened to others talk about sportsball or who is dating who.
>>33705709>The big K Nuxhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl-KnxP6glM
>used "we" instead of "i" in public again accidentallyis a moid with missing marbles still able to be loved?
>Answer more questions in class than every other student combinedWhy does no one ask questions or interact when they are paying to be here? There is no way they are all silent brainiacs, I hear them complain to the people they are sitting by that they don't get it but they refuse to actually interact with the instructor.
>>33705735>Again, you never answered the getting off partsLmao, bro is fappin
>>33705739Should've just told them you were using the royal We
I want to become anorexic
>>33705740I don't want girls to think I'm a nerd
>>33705700>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CdMqJ9Lidg&list=RD0CdMqJ9LidgAll kitties are silly, for it is written.
>>33705743No, I forbid you this.
>>33705740Autism question
>>33705746but I don't want to become fat!maybe if I smoke enough I won't be able to taste anything and food won't be appealing anymore
If you think about it, only blondes matter
>>33705744The way I see it, girls will prefer a confident nerd to a timid normie. It's better to stand for something than to fall for everything and all that, she's going to learn of my nerdiness eventually either way when I begin talking about Isekai or whatever other nerdy stuff is on my mind.Then again I am forever alone so I'm not exactly a good source for that. >>33705747Even autism questions deserve answers.
>>33705735not sure where i phrased something that sounded like i'd be okay with any of that sort of touching/ groping but im not. no genital touching would happen to begin with or we'd have to break up.the only things i'd be okay with are the stuff i mentioned at first >>33705556and no none of those hypotheticals nor the things i listed would 'get me off', i view it as affection in a romantical way, not a sexual way.
>>33705748How about you eat a healthy amount?
>>33705753like just one meal a day?
>>33705556>could you ever see yourself being in relationship and marrying someone whos asexual?No, my libido is too high and that type of connection is important.Could be great, caring friends though. >>33705575It's not quite as shallow of just wanting poon, there is a psychological aspect that enhances bonding through sexual activity.
>>33705749blondes are overrated
>>33705758t.seething brunette
>>337057562000 ish calories
>>33705759I'm just a redhead lover that had bad experiences with two blondes
>>33705756NTA but you don't have to make drastic choices, just better choices. Eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner, but there's no need to go overboard on any of them.
>>33705761woah that's a lot, you mean 2000 a week right?
>>33705736>Are you actually boring or do you not express the parts of yourself you think are interesting?I don't have any hobbies that most people have and I've been described as not having emotions or looking emotionless. Sometimes people ask if I'm depressed (I am) base purely on how I look because I look and sound bland and boring. I have the personality of wet cardboard.
>>33705748If you gain muscle you will burn more calories baseline to maintain the extra muscle.So instead of eating less, eat more and work out to synthesize muscle which will regulate your weight while making you look better.
>>33705713Go to local shows. That’s how I met one of my two friends who I briefly made music with until he moved some time later. I just overheard him talking to his friends about how he had a tab of acid before going to the show and then some gay interpersonal drama, waited for the conversation to go back to something more chill, then turned to my right and introduced myself and talked for like 10-15 mins before the show. I exchanged phone numbers with him and we started playing music together like 3 weeks later. Good times
>>33705765This is a boring troll
>>33705752Gonna sleep now, I'm not gonna type the rest of the stuff or reasoning, but yeah your responses tell me it may be something to talk to a therapist about. Or don't, and find some guy who's okay with that, idc
>>33705764I see>>33705767hmm I could do that! thanks
>>33705766These are all things you can sculpt to fit how you want them to, from how you speak to what you say to what you choose to indulge in. It sounds like you need to try more things and be in more uncomfortable(Treading new ground but not too much) situations to grow and experience new things.You also have control over how you choose to represent yourself in how you dress, how you look, and how you speak. You can practice and change these things if you want.
>>33705773I know. I'm too stupid and inexperienced to know how to do any of that correctly though
Women, could you pull off a Revy cosplay from black lagoon? If so, can we make out?
>>33705774two things1. ask chatgpt how to do it.2. the brain is a muscle, which means change requires repeated, controlled stressors. You will have to practice and suck at it until you are good.
>>33705774NTA but so? Experiment, learn.
why do you hate me :(
how do i into gf?
what doth life?
i wanna cum
How to court nerdy "spiritual" women? Are they all going to hate me by default because I'm a Leo?
Why is atoga nothing but therapy sessions tonight ffs
>>33705789Astrology girls are NOT nerds
>>33705784
>>33705792What does me being a Sagittarius entail?
>>33705793Fuck, wrong post>>33705788
>>33705783i <3 u anon :D
>>33705797:D thanks! I love you too <3
This reminds me of the Chinese parable of the beetle and the leaf
>>33705790You realize this is /adv/ - Advice right?
gn femoids
>>33705800What is that?
>>33705792I made that assumption when I said spiritual.
how does a 6ft tall guy get a tall gf?
>>33705800The ancient Chinese scholars truly were wise to mock Canadians
>>33705786https://youtu.be/mR65v4fDqOc
>>33705790Women are allegedly good with the fee fees, so this seems like the most logical place
Either genderWhat's the last movie you've seen? Did you like it?
>>33705821Moof its been like 10 years since I last watched a movie, I think it was rush.probably my favorite movie
>>33705821MaleAlien 3Honestly pretty mediocre. The second one was better.
>>33705821M, Cult of Chucky I think.I liked most of it but the ending was super abrupt. I was left scratching my head. I guess the Chucky TV series probably helps.>>33705826That movie is so fucked up, how there are two completely different versions of it floating around out there. I still liked it more than every following Alien movie.
>>33705821Last movie I watched might have been that black southern vampire movie from last year. I thought it was a fun twist on vampires, but could've cut like half an hour out of the lead up to the main event.
>>33705828>>33705826Aliens will always be the best Alien movie
>>33705821Mangel's eggyeah I liked it, it was cool to see yoshitaka amano's art style in motion
>>33705821I watched Tenebrae recently and enjoyed it. It wasn’t particularly amazing but it was good and it’s directed by the same Italian dude who directed my favorite movie (Deep Red) and other 70s/80s horror mystery classics like Inferno and Suspiria. I really like the killers in his movies
>>33703524Why?
>>33703536>PolizeiNein, Soldaten und Unteroffizieren
How do I stop being so fat and autistic so that I can join the armed forces in one of my 3 countries of citizenship?
>>33705805The Beetle had sex with a leaf because he thought it was a female Beetle. There actually was a female Beetle but she escaped so he wouldn't rape her and he fucked the leaf instead.
>>33705840Doesn't Israel have mandatory service?
>>33705711They are used to being forced on by their uncles, lesbian aunties, and preachers at fish fries and church cookouts, don't be too hard on them.
>>33705821Mthree days of the condor. it's great. if you're into paranoia films you need to watch all the president's men, parallax view, three days of the condor, and the conversation with gene hackman (rip).then you're prepared
Women who work as cafe baristas or bartenders,How do you prevent male customers from treating you as their substitute mommy, parasocial chaste "girlfriend"/muse, or free therapist?
>>33705846Parallax View was lit. But the obsession with 20th century ideas of homosexuality as a theme was weird and cringe.
>>33705841Bruh why are the Chinese so weird, thinkin of beetle rape n shit?
Women, do you go traveling around in medieval warrior armor that covers your face, fighting men in single combat before you decide whether they are worthy to date? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umLzXuBWfx0
>>33705854You should hear about indigenous American myths some time. There's one story about Coyote sticking his penis in a berry bush while a chick is picking berries because he hopes she'll confuse his penis for a berry and masturbate him. I'm not kidding, it's a real story.
>>33705857And people think the Greeks are weird for Zeus raven-raping all the women out there...
>>33705859Have any women ITT ever been raped by Zeus?
As a man in his mid-30s, what's a way I can look 15 years younger so that people confuse me for a 20-something?It's embarrassing to still be in Beginner Mode in Life when I'm now fat and balding and my cholesterol is very high.
>>33705855NAG, neat video, I like how it devolves into a clumsy brawl.
>>33705867Pretty much all of that dude's videos are 1v1 sword combat demonstrations that end in a Pro Wrestling match with acted death scenes. Though for once I'd like to see him do an entire pitched battle with lance charges.
>>33705742that is actually the direction i went because i immediately realized i accidentally lapsed into schizobabble, joked that i let the royal we slip
Do you feel like Miss Vickies ketchup taste almost the same as their vinegar flavor?
>>33705872Is this some bongland brand?
>>33705872I feel like the sweat on a woman's feet tastes like vinegar.
>>33705872I don't know what that is but vinegar makes me sick to the core and want to barf right away.
>>33705875Speaking of which, why does Walker's have an identical logo to Lay's? I still haven't figured that one out but it makes my brain spin every time I'm in Heathrow.
>>33705877I drank a whole bottle of Vinegar and Cinammon cocktail mixer that some dude was selling at the Farmer's Market and it took all day to rest off the Acid Reflux.
>>33705880You drank vinegar?WTF?
>>33705836i'm not autistic enough, i just really liked that uniform so i'm fine with polizei bf
Did taking Tylenol to treat headaches make me mentally autistic in the brain? State gender, has this happened to you?
>>33705887how are you guys still talking about tylenol wthnever had that
Why would a woman who’s 10+ years older than a guy be interested in him? Asking because I’m starting to suspect a woman who’s like 13 years older than another co-worker wants to start dating him
>>33705855Man, I wish I had the shekels and time to do Buhurt
>>33705887can't think about that right now, too busy downing tylenol like candy
>>33705890Natural, non-viagra benis energy maybe?
i want to hug my militaryfemanonsister and i want to strangle the older male younger female fetishist male anon
>>33705897> older male younger female fetishistWho?
>>33705897what about this guy >>33703898
AnonsHow fucked up is your sleep schedule? It's about 3 am here and I'm not tired and that's pretty bad considering I need to be up early.
>>33705901this guy >>33705233 specially if he's also the one always getting an erection thinking about some famous old man dating a 18 year old or whatever she was, i don't know celebs>>33705902i've just looked up the booster and i regret it, but i can't hate that anon enough so he'll be safe for now
>>33705904When I have to work the next day I go to sleep between midnight and 4AM and wake up between 6-9AM. On days I don't work, I stay up until 6-7AM and sleep well into the afternoon.
>>33705904here it's mornin and i had breakfast
Man, I miss this era so much. They don't make good music anymore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz7Cn3pHibo
Honestly Tylenol is kinda shit anyway. Good for fevers but that's about it. Ibuprofen is better for pain relief.
>>33705914i don't think she's here now, but she was cute when i posted polizei for the first timeanother femanon was supportive so i'd hug her too desudesu
>>33705918There are a lot of cute femanons who deserve hugs
>>33705904FI stay up too late and then I have to take a nap during the day. It usually happens when I’m having fun with vidya
>>33705922Case in point?
>>33705911>possibly>do you really think the boomer leaded gasoline into microplastic everywhere generation had YOUR best health in mind?The man who eats roadkill and has a worm in his brain isn't going to be the one that uncovers that.
Do all mexican women have shit taste in men? How do I get rejected by 7/10s that date fucking edgars that all look the fucking same whose personality revolves around coronas and Fortnite? I’m 6’5, white, and I make $130k per year. It’s so fucked
Do you think the woman showing her tits at charlie Kirk was fake?There was thousand of people at it and not one video uncensored online. Which male me think she probably never showed her tit
>>33705927Don't sweat it too much man, they probably just have a thing for that type.
gendershow many of you are american right now
LadiesDo you own any stuffed animals?
>>33705923..I don’t know what that means, sorry
>>33705934MaleI'm American. Always have been, always will be.
>>33705935no
>>33705935I have a turtle, it’s in my lap to keep me warm on cold days
>>33705941imagine maleanon snatching it away, throwing it to the ground and stomping on it
>>33705934MI've been anticipating this game for over a year, surely I can stay up a little late to play it, huh?>>33705942NTA but no way, stuffed animals need to be treated nicely. You should apologize to the turtle for such foul thinking.
Atoga has hit a strange chord in me. I really miss companionship. I miss getting my dick sucked. I miss holding someone in my bed
>>33705936Nta'Case in point' means that something demonstrates a point that was just made. So they're saying that your post shows that you stay up late.
>>33705941Imagine maleanon cuddling you and your turtle to keep you warm
>>33705941That’s not nice
>>33705931I just don’t see how anyone can find a man that’s 5’9 at best, has a middle school haircut, and makes no money and has the personality of a brick, attractive. I’m baffled and I’m sick of being rejected
>>33705941Does it have a name?
>>33705947Many of the male anons here (myself included) have never even experienced these things.
>>33705949Oh okay. Thanks
>>33705934Lmao pajeet is still assblasted about getting the curry kicked out of him
>>33705952I've seen girls lust over felons with horrible childish personalities and facial deformities who panhandled for a living. You can't help it if they have strange tastes.
>>33705945you will be excused for your autism and no i will not apologize to the turtle, i wish i was in its placeno way e*tj is here ugh
>>33705959You devil!!
>>33705954How old are you?
>>33705945Why stay up late to play games instead of going to bed early to get up early to play games?
>>3370596231
>>33705963Because he’s unemployed and has no girlfriend
>>33703515>https://vocaroo.com/13UwAIVqnBDHDELET THIS>>33703927Sorry I got blackout drunk and then my phone died and I tried to do a stupid stunt and cut my hand open and went home and my sis was concerned so i bandaged my hand and passed out and I have work in a couple hours>>33704769<3 <3 >>33705945Based Charmy poster Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled a better game tho
>>33705963NTA, but I work nights so I might as well stay up as late as I work on my days off
>>33705953Kame.. it means turtle hehe
>>33705964Holy fuck LOL imagine being 31 and never had sex
>>33705954Sounds like your fault personally. I'm pretty autistic and I've had sex with multiple women
>>33705967I’m a woman and employed, but I don’t have a girlfriend. Why are you doing this..
>>33705959Suck my black asshole you curry munching dalit, your parents hate you and you have no friends lol
>>33705971I don't have to imagine. I'm also 31 and a khhv.
>>33705875As a bong I've never heard of this shit>>33705878Walkers is from the UK but was acquired by the parent company of Lay's, PepsiCo, so its logo was redesigned in the 90s to align with the Lay's brand for consistency and global marketing>>33705934I may be a lot of things but I'm not American>>33705927Where the Latinas at>>33705904Very fucked lol. I work at a bar, mostly late shifts, and people often buy me drinks after
>>33705971>>33705972I've had sex, actually. Just never had a gf, only a few random hookups.And that's not because that's what I wanted, either. I was looking for hookups out of desperation. I didn't want to turn 30 and still be a virgin.
>>33705975please just ignore e*tj
>Gender>Seinen or Josei
>>33705975Bro are you being kept artificially alive with genetic enhancements or just vidya and porn?
I’m cumming!!!
>>33705971>tfw I'm only 4 years away>>33705963Nta but I mostly work late so after work I still wanna eat and stay up for a bit, hence gaming in the wee hoursI won't specifically get up early unless I have to or there's something I want to do (e.g. yesterday I pushed Mina to UK top #100 in Brawlstars)Stay gaming bros
where can I get a near-east armenian/georgian femoid
>>33705963I like playing something before bed most nights. It’s just a nice way to wind down.>>33705968How can you say that?! Crossworlds hasn’t even been out for a full day!>>33705970I can’t judge. I had a pet frog named Froggy.
>>33705979And yet to your dismay now you’re even more broken than you were before you could’ve at least kept your virginity pure how sad
>>33705979Have you decided to stop posting "I hate women" in every thread?
>>33705973Get rekt troon jeet
>>33705979Hope the hookups were enjoyable at least>didn't want to turn 30 and still be a virginI kinda felt this in my early 20s, then realised it didn't matter and if it hasn't happened by now it probably won't so no use in caring >>33705988>Crossworlds hasn’t even been out for a full day!I thought it had been out much longer ngl>>33705988>had a pet frog named FroggyHi big <3>wind downSounds wholesome, I usually end up playing hard/competitive shit and crashing out lol
I can’t have sex for the next 4 months (I have to wait to get my last dose of the HPV vaccination because my parents are retarded and never got it for me as a child). What should I do in the interim to make myself more attractive? I’m 23 and a virgin
>>33705980Kill yourself I can’t wait until your parents kick you out and you can no longer jeet spam with your 4chan pass like a cuckoid
>>33705981MI suppose seinen
>>33705964>>33705975Are you guys trolling?
>>33705994Well it’s a good thing that you’re getting it while still virgin.
>>33705981fseinen
>>33705993They were honestly a mix. I do regret them somewhat.>>33705991This >>33705378 was me.
>>33705994Your immune system is compromised you will be able to have sex with a frequent sex user or you will die lmao
>>33705988Aw you don’t have him anymore?
>>33705997Best place on 4chan for most believable content, even /r9k/ isn’t this fresh
>>33705993Believe it or not, it was actually before I learned about Big.Competitive stuff actually helps me relax, a lot more than when I play retro games before bed at least.>>33706002No, that was a very long time ago. I cried a lot when he died because it was kind of a cruel and unusual death.
GenderIf you had a Death Note would you use it?
>>33706005>it was kind of a cruel and unusual death.:( What happened to him?
>>33706005Looking at flashing lights and listening to high frequency audio before you sleep is a sure fire way to permanently raise your blood pressure and increase your chances of dying from a heart attack dude you’re a fucking idiot
>>33706005That’s so sad. I will pray for it when I go to the shrine
>>33706008He jumped out of the tank, somehow got into the laundry, and got put through the cycle. It was very sad.>>33706012Is there any sort of shrine dedicated to frogs?
>>33706007fno, i'd do it myself
>>33706000At least it wasn't all badHope you're doing better now>>33706007Yes on myself jk Uh I'd kill some really dangerous people maybe>>33706005That's a cool coincidence though I guess "froggy" is the kinda name a kid would come up with
>pajeet spammer with 4chan pass is called out >thread immediately dies So it’s you keeping /atoga/ artificially alive with off topic and troll posts, a board with this low user base statistically shouldn’t be this active but you post here almost 20 hours a day! That’s fucking insane
>>33706015Please do not reply to ENTJIf a post is completely retarded, just ignore itThank you
>>33704662I'm always crashing out jkGoddamnit I'm so hungover today, idk if I should try sleep a bit more before workMy phone died while recording this nonsense lmao https://voca.ro/1mk0bRRa8qzo
>>33706015NEETs typically don’t live as long as chad and Stacy sorry to burst your bubble incel your health, diet and sleeping patterns is way over baseline normalcy, I will most likely out live all of you and that’s day something from the amount of drugs and sex I consume
>>33705980Oops>>33705982What does being a khhv have to do with how I'm alive? For the record, I only fap like once a week.>>33705997I'm being completely genuine, no troll
>>33705998Yeah but how do I make myself more attractive so I can actually have sex eventually?>>33706001That’s why I’m getting the vaccination you mouth breathing monkey
>>33706007MI don’t know. If I did, I’d at least make the deaths painless.
>>33706018>ENTJI haven't seen him post since last weekend
>>33706017>>33706018Ngl I don't know how you know which posts are ENTJ's when he's not spamming indian posts
>>33706016>Hope you're doing better nowNot really, but I appreciate the sentiment.
>>33704660M, I don't like exercising but I like cycling and swimming >>33704607Brev...Anyway I haven't been to one in years but I used to like the slides and wave machines and stuff>>33704612): hope tomorrow's better
>>33706023You’re too old to get a vaccination, at this age you can get a booster but that’s only if you already had the vaccine when you were little, getting it now won’t do shit and if you try having sex you’re going to end up in hospital holy shit you cannot be this retarded
>>33704606It's more rewarding for sure I know people who spend all their free time just drinking/smoking and with vidya and movies, I would be really depressed if I lived like that desu and didn't work on any projects or volunteering or whatever. Just consoooming and instant pleasures is bad for you
>>33706013There are some for animals but you can go to regular ones too.
>>33706029If the post mentions “Chad” or is needlessly disparaging or boastful, it’s him
>>33706026nta>>33705957>>33705971>>33705974>>33705992>>33705995
>>33706021If you don’t breed you’re going to die and extremely painful and long drawn out death
>>33706035Well, I appreciate the thought. I’m sure Froggy would too.
>>33706037The fact that you know this information only confirms that you post here upwards of 20 hours a day, you’ve literally just wasted your entire life terminally online addicted to social media; I genuinely feel sorry for you
>>33706033No, the reason they usually give you the vaccine around 13, is because they jope you haven’t been sexually active yet.The vaccine is much less effective if you’ve already been exposed to the the strain.
>>33706033That’s why they give you 3 shots instead of 2 after the age of like 16. Anyways, you’re a retarded nigger porch monkey and I can’t believe I’m actually arguing about medical efficacy with someone on this niggerlicious website. Just kill yourself fag
>>33706040whatever you say
>>33705250Play it with controller, you can always get a joystick too if you like, but it's a good game regardless
>>33706042If you haven’t had sex yet then what’s the point in getting a vaccine that’s not even going to protect you from it? I’m sorry I literally can’t wipe the smug grin off my place while posting this lol
>>33706042>>33706045See >>33706018
>>33706030Ripperoni Wishing you the best anywaySame tbfDeath can't come soon enough
>>33706044>third shot after 16 No they don’t dude wtf did they give you lmao your Covid booster isn’t going to protect you from AIDS kek
>>33706045>doesn’t deny it HOLT SHIT CONFIRMED PAJEET HAS GIVEN UP ANY HOPE OF GETTING A LIFE OUTSIDE OF 4CHAN
>>33704555Prediction for today>debate going back to sleep but don't bother>clean the kitchen, do laundry>eat the leftovers I didn't last night>go to work at the bar for a few hours>want to go home and play vidya but housemates get paid today and persuade me to stay out with them >get drunk, chainsmoke cigs and crashout >zzz
>>33706044As someone who actually has sex, I hope you contract herpes and AIDS the first time you attempt to have sex with a girl that’s already had more partners than you and thus developed a stronger immune system
new thread!>>33706055>>33706055>>33706055
>>33706054Why are sexhavers so mean
>>33705301M, ZavokHe is literally me
I beat /atoga/ on easy difficulty YAY XD
>>33706051>>33706054Samefag, probably ENTJ at that. Eat shit brown curry nigger raghead shitskin niggerfaggit DO NOT REDEEM IT BLOODY BASTERD!!!
>>33706057It’s like getting a job, if you haven’t had prior experience then you are going to have a bad time, starting from scratch at 31 is literally suicide for your body
>>33705301MRouge cuz she's sexy and smooth
>>33706060I’m uploading your crash out and making a video about your vaccine story if you don’t mind thanks
>>33705659>Imma crash out if this is futaNo, there is one where she and Liara are doing DP with double-ended dildos that always gets me.>>33705927>Do all mexican women have shit taste in men?I think I have good taste in men, and I hate Edgars. >>33705777>Women, could you pull off a Revy cosplay from black lagoon?Yes, it's not hard. My fiancée could do ot more accurately, because she's a Hapa like Revy.
>>33706071Point proven. You’re so easy to spot. Fucking retard
>>33706072Woah hapa dykes are rare
>>33706079>point provenWhich was to embarrass yourself infront of a quarter of a million subscribers thanks dumbass lol
>>33706085How many of those people live in your poo village?
>>33706083Only because they have their pick of men, so the bi women don't have to slum it with the gays like other races do.
>>33705301sage werehog miku ichii did alright with tails+power for gp and online and with tails/jet/sonic+power/eg/speed for time trialshave fun with early access anon
