last episode: >>33706055be nice and have fun!
It's women's fault.
/atoga/ I got it I finally got this lovely chinese woman to check out my stupid pictures of trees, statues and uh... trees!But she has next to no followers, one of them looks like a fucking chinese ultrachad, it's absolutely over, this guy can probably even pick me up seriously he looks like a wrestler
I'm horny!
I love women!
I love a femanon
Some of you women are alright. Don't come to the nail studio tomorrow.
>>33708255Serious, genuine question for any Asian femanons here -- why do you guys like white men so much? And why do you prefer white men so openly, especially when compared to other nonwhite women who also prefer white men but quietly? From the outside looking in, it seems like basically all Asian women have at minimum a "thing" for white men. I don't think this is good or bad to be clear, just something that happens, but it's always made me curious.
Not a single one of the posts is a question.
>>33708387Stupid retard
Men do you love women?Women do you love men?
i think i just blew the biggest load of my life (skinny white male)
I've seen a lot of women do a similar thing as described in picrel. Does making a move themselves just... not occur to them? Do they think it's beneath them or something? Why do women do this kind of thing?
>>33708392>Women do you love men?I am pretty neutral towards most people. I like men, I like women. I love one some men very much.
Is “asscheecks” one word, or should I spread them apart ?? :p
I'm so tired
>>33708397>Do they think it's beneath them or something?They're just scaredy cats. Most women think its the bavest thing they've ever done if they maintain eye contact with you a split second longer than would be neutral.
Women, do you think I can sleep knowing these facts?
>>33708392I love women, I just wish they were horny.
>>33708255OPWhy didn't you properly crop the photo?
>>33708416that is the artist's drawing tablet controls and are in the original image i saved from pinterest
>>33708397I have always been pretty forward about my interest with men I liked, since I don't really like people a lot. I've made the first move if necessary, asked men out, etc. Women in my friend group have told me they thought it was weird, that I must have been desperate for dick (lol) and acted like I was defying my role.I think it's part being scared of rejection, which is fair, and part just being used to being chased and thinking it's odd/unfeminine for them to chase.
>>33708255Is this percy jackson fanart?
>>33708397Think about how scared you are of rejection (or how scared your friends are if you happen to be a chad) and then multiply that by womens hysteria.
i'm yuro x yuro
>>33708411They are, but not for you.
>>33708422Bruh, it's the classic FernGully!
>>33708442i dont know what that means
>>33708255cute threadpic
>>33708437I think a lot of them just aren't horny, period. There are a lot of guys in miserably sexless marriages where the woman isn't even cheating.
>>33708442Im so cooked, I read that as FEMgully
i'm going to get horny when the thread will have enough posts, until then, no one shall know
I've decided to refrain from grabbing dick aggressively for some time
>>33708397>every selfie I posted in the last 4 months I intended as a direct invitation for a man to slide into my DMs>UGH STOP MESSAGING ME I'M JUST POSTING SELFIES OKAY? WHY ARE MEN SUCH FUCKING CREEPS!Many such cases!
>>33708422Kek
>>33708397They have fragile egos, no wonder all of them act sassy to compensate
>>33708397Why do women think being hoes for other men is what will make a guy want to date them?
So human x elf is okay but human x [BLANK] isn't?????
>>33708483asking the real question here ^^^^
I think dicks are pretty aesthetic
>>33708500I know mine is. It looks fantastic.
>>33708465Why
>>33708494Elves are nasty, knife-eared freaks
everyone i touch infects mecancer in flesh there's death all aroundeveryone i touch i infect themblack n dead is my heartalone i pace n i tear at my skin n my hairburn myself for some relieffrom a sick fucking joke of a lifethe punchline is when i die n come back as mefor eternityjust to fuck up everythingn fail the ones i love by being alivei dunno who i am anymorea parasite in human disguise ?searching for a piece of shitwith all of u fucking maggots n flieseveryday i feel that i just can't do anything rightim sorry if u know my name id probably fuck up ur life
>>33708513And you listen to dystopia? Damn
>>33708379Hi horny, I’m dad!
>>33708526Hi!
>>33708507On popular demand
>>33708523thank god someone got iti love dystopia !!!!!! .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
I WRITHE IN THE FLESHAND THE SINS OF HELL
>>33708506Describe it please
Starving myself so I can look gaunt and sexy and all the women will flock to me>6’5 SC2 anon
>>33708494human x elf is not okay either. Not a racist thing, it's just not genetically viable, and in the eyes of almost any elf a human would be essentially a child. I'll concede that if a 20-80yo elf was in love with a similarly aged human I would be okay with that, but when you're talking a several hundred or thousand year elf in love with a human of any age it feels groomy.Isn't this picture of cat-Homura so fucking adorable?
>>33708536Nah. As arousing as it is to do, I always feel empty about it afterward. It's unpleasant in a way that's difficult to describe.
>>33708531Horny, I was a little disappointed when you told me you’re a man but I do enjoy you post whenever I see them
Where is Ace Combat 4 femanon? I must speak with her.
>>33708535i am belial !i bend my knee notbefore my selfish desire !haven't listened to morbid angel in a while ^ㅂ^
>don*t care, go fuck Chadshould be the default response to femanons
>>33708553I think this is the first time I've ever been "named" in such a manner, and I appreciate it.
we've all seen "girl-dinner", now let me introduce to you: "boy-dinner"
>>33708561Great idea, let's start doing it when they ask some bs like "guys would you like it if a girl asked you out" or "guys would you date a girl with small tits" etc
>>33708557I thought that was a Haiku for a second.I am thoroughly disappointed.
>>33708556She’s with me. You can speak to her later
>>33708572oh sorry ㅠㅠu don't like metal ?
seems as though women have hypergamy'ed a little too close to the sun and now all the men that would've been settling material have moved on to greener pastures, to the point where even simps are in short supply after foids had their fun with Chad.Good thing they have cats and A.I. boyfriends though, otherwise they might just straight up dematerialize without male attention
Guys, do you tan your cock too?
>>33708585What do you mean, "too"? I don't tan anything, let alone my cock.
>>33708579forgot to say I'm not the anon you were talking to. The only metal I listen to is Kunstzone
Maleanons remind me of that joke with the car jack
>>33708590I jacked off
>>33708585Seems like an invite for cancer
>>33708585I spray tan it. Meaning I just paint it black after an extended session in the penis pump.That way I can say that I have a BBC unironically.
>>33708592Disgusting
>>33708587I assumed when guys got tan to darken everything and not have tanlines because tanlines are said to be unattractive? So. Maybe I'm just retarded.
>>33708397>>33708427>>33708448>>33708468>>33708473>>33708483>>33708561>>33708584
I wish I had more intelligent friends than you idiots. Goodnight.
>>33708584It's kinda funny how foids completely ruined their positive PR in less than a few years. Nobody takes them seriously anymore.
>>33708601Aww, you consider us your friends <3
Why are murica hours so shitty
>>33708601Shut up slut
fuc based sigmi moids, im so sad, i hate being womin now, im going to die nw cant stand dis existenc what the hec!!
Should I cancel this chad for queerbaiting me?
the masculine urge to start hard mewing, get limb lengthening surgery, double jaw surgery, clavicular expansion surgery, iris-melaning removal surgery, for blue/green eyes, hop on finasteride and minoxidil, get on a testosterone and peptide cycle with bi weeky HGH injections, stop masturbating, stop drinking and smoking, ausitically research economics and finance to get past the 6 figure salary mark,all in an effort to get an average girl to look at you for 3 seconds longer when she passes you by on the street.That's what it's all about gentlemen.
>>33708616what does that mean exactly
>>33708620I want her to spit in my latte and watch me drink it.
>>33708609I do. I'm also very tired right now and should really brush my teeth.
Man I feel sad for Americans. You guys are spiritually cucking yourselves
>>33708620all of this is is another layer of cope. power is the only thing that matters
>>33708628i'm going to get my yuro sleep before it gets too stinky in here again
>>33708627Are you in Europe? What's got you so tired?
>>33708533I like it
>>33708638It's almost 1 in the morning here.
Femanons, what do you think about the Hartstone Manor debacle on tiktok?
>>33708629Power is always secondary to looks and therefore a cope, sorry.Girls that are with you for power will just tolerate you so that you buy her things and either give her a cushy job, or let her stay at home all day and cheat on you if they get the opportunity.You could be broke and women would still be lusting after you if you're handsome enough
>>33708566AIslop.
>>33708645Everyone who uses tiktok should be put to death.
>>33708601For what, advice? Not much advice questions being asked rn. If you wanna have fun, you want to be around fun friends. I don't wanna talk about math or science here.
>>33708649Oh you silly little drama queen!
>>33708642In that case, I'll stop replying so you can get some rest. Goodnight anon!
>>33708628Europeans be like:>man burgers are so prudish and weird and not free spirited like us>see if you stopped caring about all these superficial things, you would be much happier>look at picrel for example, that's an italian baddie that I pulled with no problems whatsoever, because we just vibed on a personality level>this could be you if you stopped focusing on all the wrong thingsgo to bed yurocuck, the adults are talking now
>>33708628We got Kimmel back on tv. Small victory, but still something to be a little happy about.
goodnight to all beautiful yuro atogans <3
>>33708649What a ray if sunshine you are! You're sooo much better than others for not using a social media platorrm!Kys
>>33708653<3 zzz
>>33708646It's because you haven't seen the real face of power. I'm a businessman and I was in an exclusive private members club in Bruxelles, where the eurocrats and top private sector heads lounge and network, and the waiters and servers are all handsome young men and beautiful women but they have 0.0 real power. Aesthetic power means utterly nothing compared to real structural, institutional power, you realize this when you hit your late 20s. One is an ornament, the other buys and uses ornaments how they please
>>33708659Get a hobby
>>33708646this, if you have power, you have to force/convince women to be with you, if you're just hot, they'll flock to you automatically and will let a lot of shit slide, because they know they can't do better.
>>33708656>see if you stopped caring about all these superficial things, you would be much happierThis but unironically
>>33708659Unironically, yes. Everyone who uses tiktok is mentally beneath those who do not.
>>33708662Get a personality
>>33708656picrel is amerimutt btw
>>33708662>>33708665NTAThe irony of posting this on 4chan of all places...Never change, dimwits, never change.
>>33708665>technological progress should be stopped because it can have downsidesDumbass, if you can't trust yourself to pick content on a social media platform that isn't complete brainrot, you're the problem.
>>33708672THANK YOU!
>>33708657You actually like Jimmy Kimmel?Is it elitist of me to say that his show is the gayest, lamest, most boring piece of media you could possibly be watching, and strictly reserved for boomer geriatrics?
>>33708673>A shitty Chinese malware app is "technological progress"This is why you're beneath me.
>>33708678NTAIt's not about liking the idiot.It's about sending a signal.
>>33708678What a ray if sunshine you are! You're sooo much better than others for not liking Jimmy Kimmel!Kys
>>33708672Tiktok is nothing like 4chan
>>33708661They would still be attracted to your money, not you though. Money will always be the proxy in those kinds of "relationships". On the surface, you might get some chick to lower her standards far enough to let you put your dick inside her so that she gets to see what her city looks like from a penthouse apartment, but most will likely secretly resent you and wish you would just die, so they can get life insurance money and an inheritance.
>>33708679>chinese malwareeverything you're using is "malware" dumb fuck
>>33708683Correct, I don't get bombared by brainrot incels and poltards all day on there.
>>33708621You know what it means
>>33708686why are you here?
>>33708686Kek
I wonder what it would be like to live the semi-charmed life of an American white woman for just one day
>>33708686Idk last time I used tiktok it felt worse than a gore thread on here. Just brainless shit every three seconds
>>33708392>Women do you love men?I would love a man if he loved me
>>33708688I don't know, anon, why are incels here if all they do is shit on women and normies without ever asking an honest question?
>>33708678NTAI've never once watched his show. I actually thought the situation was about Jimmy Fallon, because that's a name I'd actually heard of (I've never seen his show either, though I've seen some clips on YouTube). Even if Jimmy Kimmel was a truly no-name show that barely anyone watched, though, the issues of government overreach would still apply. It's an unarguably good thing that they brought his show back.
>>33708684Money =/= Power. They are two seperate constructs. Power is the ability to change the fabric of reality, to change other people's lives, to dominate society. It has innate erotic capital. Money by itself doesn't. You could build kitchens and be a millionaire but have no real power in the world, or you could be a STEMlord making 6 figs and still repel women. But never ever have I met a genuine powerful man, even the ugly old ones, that women weren't genuinely attracted to. It's a different kind of reality distortion field. Of course achieving such a level of influence is rare
Men, do you think it's okay for hospitals to shut down dedicated pregnancy units and offload child birth to midwives who can escalate to the standard ER if anything goes wrong?
>>33708700prepare for the worst
>>33708705No.But that sounds some bullshit the US and other third world countries would pull off.
>>33708703Not all power is money, but all money is power.
I can hear the trumpets. The rapture is on
Do fat girls have any chance on dating apps?
State genderDo you think you would be saved in the rapture?
>>33708712Yeh. More than 99% of men.
>>33708688Nta, every site has it positives if you can grab them. 4chan offers more freedom because anonymity but tiktok can genuinely be helpful, even the "stupid" "drama" stuff, because you get life wisdom without having undergone the same situations. Herds can get stupid, but also through community wisdom humanity has survived and you get community wisdom when people discuss, think, search... something and talk about it and offer their insights. Like the thing I asked about (Hartstone Manor) I genuinely learned something from that story from other people's comments
Why do people think it's the rapture today? It's in two years
>>33708710Sure, but money by itself doesn't give you real institutional power. It buys you privileges but it's not the strongest expression of power. Influence is. Being above the system
>>33708682
>>33708700KekFINISH. HIM!
>>33708718Jewish new yearJew = bad in gematria or smth
>>33708720Real talk. There are lots of tech nerds and crypto millionaires without power. King Epstein(RIP) wasn't even a billionaire and had lots of power.
Anons what should I do about never having had a relationship before despite being 24?
>>33708722he sure did...
>>33708718American Christians think it’s today, again. They will probably do it again in two years
>>33708706What is the worst?I've been coming here since before 2010 and seen it all. I just close the tab if you cunts are too annoying.
>>33708734no i just meant prepare for the worst reply ever, nta mb, i think you just dematerialized him at this point
>>33708715FNot my religion. What is required to be saved, and saved from what
>>33708732pretty much!
>>33708685This is pure terrified jeet cope
Trying a new strategy:Women, may I plap you?
What's the best place for a 30 year old hag with no romantic experience to meet a man who's also desperate for marriage? Joining a church, or does everyone religious get taken while they're still young? I'm too autistic for meeting places like bars
>>33708682>KysNTA but that is a truly ridiculous thing to say over something so minor. Are you okay?
>>33708731Kill yourself for embarrassing the rest of us
>>33708729>he had so much power and he wasn't even the richest person!>*ignores that nobody says there aren't different things that give you institutional power>*also ignores that epstein has so much power and influence that he died in a jail cell under mysterious circumstances
>>33708746>>33708659
>>33708747?
>>33708745Grinder
>>33708729Right. Epstein had immense amounts of power but he became too visible and got taken out. The real invisble power players snap their fingers and reality changes. In any case, zoomers and young millenials are way too obsessed with aesthetic power and getting validation from women while they should be out networking and climbing to escape and dominate the system
>>33708746Kys
>>33708695>wake up at 11:00 PM after 5 missed alarms>scroll tiktok for an hour (and masturbate)>go to shower and brush your teeth>get dressed (yoga pants and a crop top with nipple stickers OR loose baggy jeans with a white also cropped t-shirt)>eat breakfast consisting of either meal prep slop, or starbucks>go to work at goyim daycare>answer emails for 30 minutes, before having to go to your boss' office to ask him if you can have the day off, to which he agrees if you give him a blowjob>after devaluing your feminine self with a man's cock in your mouth you go on to meet your (mixed race) boyfriend and give him a french kiss>decide to spend quality time together (binge watch Netflix while lazily riding his cock on the couch and desensitizing yourself by pressing a 600 horsepower vibrator right up against your clit for hours on end, which by this point has rendered you completely unable to achieve orgasms naturally, meaning you have to rely on the company that makes sex toys to make sure you are sexually satisfied for the low low price of 19.99 a month)>it is now evening time and you go to eat dinner (McDonalds)>all the artificial flavoring got your boyfriend hot and bothered and he starts playing back to back blacked gangbang porn scenes on the living room tv and gangster rap on the speakers as an external stimulus while you go on to have sex, because his dopamine receptors need to be firing on all times so he doesn't immediately lose his erection>after the most unfulfilling and degenerate, pleasure seeking sex imaginable you finally get that 5 second dopamine hit from orgasming and go on to sink into a post-coital depression and anxiety wondering what would happen if he left you for his side piece (he 100% will)>you then somehow manage to fall asleep without quietly sobbing and go on to live the rest of your life like this, until one day you find yourself on tinder holding a black baby and swiping right on every man that isn't a super model
>24m and never had a gfanons what should I do in this situation?
>>33708749>>33708754Are you proud of spamming this on an advice board?
>>33708703Insane coping strategies are your reality because you’ve never stepped foot outside your house
>>33708718Third thing when I just opened Tiktok rn.>>33708735Oh, ok. lol
>>33708756Date me, 24F, who has never had a boyfrined
>>33708757you need to open your third eye or something
>>33708513Oh I didn’t know you listened to Dystopia… nice! Btw what’s your favorite MA album?>>33708535I AM THE GOD OF GODSMASTER OF THE ARTSAre you the same anon that kept glazing illud divinum insanus songs? That shit had me rolling with every reply
>>33708760How did you get into this situation?
>>33708729>There are lots of tech nerds and crypto millionaires without powerImagine my shock
>>33708759I hope this is an actual thing that people believe. It would be absolutely hilarious. But it's probably just like 4 people joking on tiktok and everybody else just meming.
>>33708745Online dating, as in meeting people online from kind of your area.
>>33708703>look, I can change the fabric of reality>w-will you date me now?
>>33708755You will never be McAfee chad
>>33708745>Joining a church Single men are few and sell out faster than the PS5
>>33708755No one is going to read all this moidfiction
>>33708743>Women, may I plap you?Only after marriage for the purpose of reproduction
>>33708766Midwit fatigue is real
>>33708758>>33708768Incel babble. Your loss tbf. This obsession with looks is a deeply feminine and pathetic reflex
>>3370875622and no bf, I’m trying to find romance no luck so far. Try to be social, that seems to help a lot
>>33708767This only works for chad and his local community harem
>>33708739>brings up jeets unpromptedyou're obsessed with jeets, they shit and worship rats rent free in your deranged headso much so they left no room for thinking, because you actually believe that not every app spies on you in some capacity
State genderDo you think you would love your spouse or your children more? Would you want your partner to love you or your children more?
>>33708779Ok, incel.
>>33708777I’m rich and attractive and have lots of power, you have no idea what you’re talking about; insanely wasted trips
atoga manosphere edition
>>33708773Are you unplapped?
>>33708784F, our children in both cases
>>33708755do burger women really live like this?
>>33708757Kekkill thy self?
>>33708779>retard so far up his own ass he didn't even the OPUh huh, I'll tell the FEMANON to become a CHAD.
How come all the hot natural-looking women are ultra-leftists? I thought we had succeeded at making the case that wearing a lot of makeup is shitty but like every right wing woman does their makeup like a freak. I don't want to concede any points to lefties, but the mar-a-lago face jokes are kind of real.
>>33708784F. I think it's impossible to quantify, I love both with all my heart. We have a special kind of duty towards our children tho.
>>33708787If you were, if you wielded any real power, you'd know I was right
>>33708788That's just typical america hours
>>33708798I own a house, that’s incredible purchasing power by today’s standards
>>33708759I saw a video where this woman with two kids preparing to burn her house down for the rapture. She didn’t want the unfaithful using her house when she’s gone.
>>33708788isn't that just every episode?
>>33708789>Are you unplapped?Yes, unless masturbation counts.
>4chan is now infesting my TT feedFuck this gay Earth...
>>33708784No dependants too costly and time consuming with almost zero returns
>>33708796Age. Younger women tend to be more liberal while older women tend to be conservative.
>>33708802Mirin, but that's not what I meant tho. Still that alone puts you far above the compettion if your younger than 35
>>33708777looks are an indicator of good health. And health is everything in this world, despite what your isekai fantasy spaed world view where you suddenly gain superpowers tells you. It is (you) who doesn't know what he is talking about.
>>33708806>nowBitch, your algorithm is just mid.
>>33708811I’m 25, just imagine how much power I will have when I’m in my 30’s, this is all I think about now
>>33708810The older women I'm talking about don't look bad because of the wall, they look bad because of plastic surgeries and horrible makeup though.
>>33708784FNot having children, but I don’t think love works like that. I won’t love my parent less when I get a cat or a boyfriend, it’s not a small pool of resource that have to be divided
>>33708812Ugly people shouldn’t have wealth, this is why you never see successful uggos
>>33708816A lot of left wing older women get plastic surgery and look bad.Frankly I know a lot of zoomers who have ridiculous, bad looking make up.
>>33708796>How come all the hot natural-looking women are ultra-leftists?>I thought we had succeeded at making the case that wearing a lot of makeup is shittyLeftists are more likely to not care as much about gender roles and therefore care less about makeup and apply little to none (unless they're into alt-fashion) while right-wingers are more likely to think that not wearing makeup is some feminist statement and overcompensate instead.
>>33708796The hottest women I’ve met are all crazy racist Karen single moms, looks don’t quantify success
>>33708813I specifically trained it to show me animam videos and the occassional comedy/joke one.
>>33708817This is literally cat lady cope
>>33708812Believe what you want to believe man. I'm saying overly investing in your looks makes you in a silly, feminine and depreciating asset>>33708815Good mindset. And I'm not talking about the fake alpha red pill bs, I mean an amoral striving for power and influence and wealth. Nurture that
>>33708795you're not funnygenuinely kys
>>33708812Just buy a house if you’re homeless like duh
>>33708392Yeah, women can be fun in their own way>>33708397Men don't really ask women out anymore because it's considered creepy and you have women like her who never got the memo>>33708620If people have to invest hundreds of thousands of dollars into surgeries to attract other people who have invested hundred of thousands of dollars into surgeries just to think that they'll have a chance then who is really winning here? It just sounds like more monetization of people's insecurities.>>33708745I think at least with a church you'd have an easily explanation for why you're inexperienced. That would work as long as you don't mind the men being on the more conservative side. You could also attend events and meet men there. Also dating apps are always an option too.>>33708771Is that true? I figured there's a surplus of men everywhere
>>33708828Success is determined by your own ability and actions in the world, it has nothing to do with how rich or attractive you but that doesn’t hurt your chances
I don't understand what's so difficult to understand about the fact that if you have to wonder whether or not a woman is or will be into you, she very likely isn't. If she doesn't know you, she doesn't WANT to know you.All of these guys who feel the need to "spit game" on a woman to get her to sleep with them are kinda sad and none of them have ever experienced a woman genuinely showing attraction to them. Because once you realize what that looks like, you understand that flirting and having sex is not supposed to be difficult, it's just that women don't find you attractive. And those guys think that's normal and "that's just what women are like". Kek, nice self report.
>>33708686based
>>33708827What is
>>33708838And what else you think you know about me? Kek
>>33708838Damn, you even personalized it with his own posts.
>>33708835The reason why she wouldn't be interested in this scenario is because some stranger is interrupting her conversation with a friend so he can try to fuck her. Has nothing to do with not being attractive enough, anyone who does this is annoying and socially retarded.
>>33708835Is this a bit or something? Like, how can you get to the point where you talk to the girl and get her attention and still just be like>uuuh>uhhhh>*walks away*Like how the fuck do people have so much spaghetti to spill? And I'm saying this as a social retard who has in fact successfully approached women and been rejected before.
>>33708833True. You can't account for all the variables in the permutation. But you can either struggle and fight like a man, build your empire, or your can become like a neurotic woman and wonder if your eyes are angled at the perfect degree so others can generate wealth from your insecurities and personally amount to anything
>>33708828idk, sounds like cope to me. You're just mad you weren't born with good genetics and now think you have to literally rival god, just to get laid.Sad.
>>33708255Holy shit I just realized this is ferngully art.That movie is so based, and the girl is so cute. Mogs the shit out of most anime girls.
>>33708838That is you in the pic, ENTJ.https://voca.ro/13UwAIVqnBDH
>>33708784M, don't see any reason why I couldn't love them the same. That's like having a favorite child - it doesn't need to happen. She'll probably love our kids more since that's the norm of a mother. I wouldn't mind that at all, and would probably prefer it.
>>33708850Just different goals. I never had issues with women so that doesn't drive me. As a man your supposed to have that time, get it out of your system, then focus on bigger things, otherwise you get stuck in a kind of enternal adolescence grieving what you never had. It's just pussy, the trill doesn't compare to actually building and influencing things
I love Chadgoodnight
It says a lot about you if you think getting laid is cool or worth bragging about.Do you not know what that sounds like to normal, well adjusted people? Or even people who are actually successful in life?
>>33708862>It's just pussy, the trill doesn't compare to actually building and influencing thingsNTAThere is nothing that feels better than cumming inside a woman who wants you.
>>33708863Love you too, babe.>*texts other girls*
>haha, I get kicked out of everything, I guess I'm just too chaotic for everyoneHow much of a red flag is this for a potential flatmateShe's really cool and we're highly compatible as flatmates, it's just this thing which is niggling at me
>>33708796I wouldn't say this is true, and I'm not conservative. That one conservative chick commenter who was famous for a while saying rape culture isn't real then was later raped by Andrew Tate was pretty cute.
>>33708867<3
>I'm a businessman and I was in an exclusive private members club in Bruxelles, where the eurocrats and top private sector heads lounge and network
>>33708763Ugly You?
>>33708862> the trill doesn't compare to actually building and influencing thingsI agree, it doesn't get you laid or make you inherently fuckable thoughever.
>>33708866It's up there but it's not the apex of experience for me. Intensity =/= depth. Finishing inside a woman when you feel she genunely hungers for you body and sould is close to the peak of pleasure, but not of meaning
>>33708796Right wing women hate themselves because they hear the horrible things people say about them and believe it
>>33708857i loved the voca
genderif you weren't dating someone but were heavily interested in each other but end up going separate ways - is it weird to keep their pictures for a while or would immediately delete them
Male anons, please comment or share pics of haircuts you like on women
menwould you be disappointed if the boobies were too small to cup in your hands
>>33708588never heard !the desire apparition is pretty good, listened to it just now :p>>33708711so silly lols
>>33708882Fuck off.
>>33708881depends on why
>>33708882don't care, go fuck Chad
>>33708881MDepends on why you seperated.
>>33708881F. I usually don't save pictures myself, but would keep pics we took together and they sent me in my phone - I don't generally go out of my way to delete pics.
Game dev anon, are you still lurking? I think I finally found your channel
>>33708865this. if you're over 22 and are still making your life around this stuff you're a pathetic failure as a man
>>33708884myao can we edate
>>33708884You’re back! You left before answering why you write in persona
>>33708762don't rlly have one ..? :‹MA wasn't my type of metal, didn't stick with it but it's still good !
I want a husband so badly
>>33708883No, I'd just grope them rougher so they get swole.
>>33708899In 5 years if we're both still unmarried do you want to get married?I'm awful btw.
>>33708885>please notice me :(>>33708888except i can't say the same :( i can't say "go fuck stacy" kek
>>33708899Stand around a hardware store looking confused.
>>33708902YES!!!!!>>33708904Lol I've done that
>>33708903kekkk
>>33708882I like ponytails, not tightly pulled back, with bangs.
>>33708898Why do you write like that?
Women, would you date a man whose life story is like that of "Mad" Max Rockatansky or Sandor "The Hound" Clegane?
>>33708899Husbands are pretty neat. What kind of man would you like to marry?
>>33708899ASL?
Pregnant women are now purposefully downing tylenols to le heckin own Trump. You honestly don't hate women enough.
>>33708912Oh no they won’t have a headache?
>>33708912>le heckin own
>>33708909My head says no but my heart says yes.
>>33708883Hmm, a little. Nipples not being sensitive is worse though
>>33708904No, that's how you get a Hellish marriage with a closeted gay who calls himself a "Christian" as an excuse to beat you black and blue when you don't do the dishes for him and who might force you to die in childbirth because his religion forbids emergency abortions.
>>33708884yeah, they're way too underrated, but they don't really market themselves either so it is what it is.Their music video for Core Amnesia goes unreasonably hard.
>>33708894hmm firstly who are u ?>>33708895sorryyyyy, left to go shower n make dinner>You left before answering why you write in persona?
>>33708905>YES!!!!!Okay I added a calendar event. I'll check back in 5 years on sept. 23, 2030. Hope you figure something else out before then though.
>>33708907Thanks anon, but I'm wondering about haircuts rather than hairdos because I've been wanting to cut my hair for some time now
>>33708916That's me, a millennial who's seen the world get ruined more than once and seen the people who are supposed to fix things fuck them up even worse each time. All while fucking around aimlessly in distant places with a the jaded machismo of a serial survivor.
>>33708915Yes, we gave peasants rights and internet access and this is the result, intentionally harming their babies to le own the "other side" epic style for internet points.
>>33708925>to le heckin own
>>33708903>"go fuck stacy"I don't like stacy, I want a cute girl that has the same hobbies and interests as me, but women clearly just want Chad, so why don't you do a 360° and go fuck Chad.
>>33708925Don't worry, those peasants will be drafted as men-at-arms and conscript levies in a Cyber World War one of these days, I'm sure of it.
>>33708882As opposed to a lot of guys who like the ponytail or tying the hair up or the baseball cap and ponytail - which I have no negative opinions on - I do prefer the hair down. To me, when the hair puffs out for women more, it makes their head look bigger/rounder, and cuter, which I'm a fan of. This doesn't have to be the norm though, and a lot of f hair where it just is flat and not puffy still works out well. As a guy though, guys can't pull off that flat hair look which sucks since that means I gotta buy product and put in effort if I grow it out.As long as it doesn't look butch or way too short, I'll probably be a fan.
>>33708899don't care, go fuck Chad
>>33708908cuz i can !>>33708920holy shit im listening to core amnesia rn !!i can't find the music video ( ;´ - `;)
>>33708921You answered the same way last time.Why do you write in character? You can’t pretend you are not aware, you’re the only one writing like an American pretending to be a stereotypical anime girl.
>>33708927Nta but you won't fuck any girl at all btw because all women want Chad
>>33708923I’m gonna be honest, as a guy, I don’t see the distinction. Are you asking about length?
>>33708881MI for sure keep their pictures Frankly speaking my latest example's ass is fascinating
>>33708932But why? You want attention so much you feel the need to write like that?
>>33708922I'll be here
>>33708927I didn't ask to fuck you, are you illiterate?
women,post one word and I will namefag with whatever comes out of stringing together the first 5 (You)s words together
>>33708924I get the vision. I do not like jaded machismo, but I do enjoy seeing grumpy men warm up when I'm a little ball of sunshine around them. Still, would probably not date because it becomes a DIY project.
>>33708944What?
>>33708941Me too, probably. But I also hope that I'm not.
>>33708921i am niceanon, known for being nice
>>33708944Nigeria
>>33708944masculine
>>33708932>can't find the music videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUxXdYy1rHk&list=RDdUxXdYy1rHk&start_radio=1
>>33708944Gregorian
>>33708944Incel
>>33708907Ah, a fellow patrician
>>33708948Is it bad that I hope you are so we can get married
>>33708934>>33708939is this the same anon lmyaon this is just how i text !>>33708949is kindness ur main trait ?fluttershy anon ..
>>33708943I didn't ask you to, but that's my whole point. You and any other women only go for Chad, so what's the point in me answering your question?
>Anon anon anon anon anon anon anon. I'm 100% anonAnon anon anon anon anon anon anon. I'm 200% anon
Aspirin Chads WWA
What is your gender, and what's the hypest moment from a movie (or show, anime, etc.) or videogame you can think of?
>>33708947>>33708950>>33708951>>33708953>>33708954holy shit, that's literally me
Girls can I ask the truth about BBC. This is anonymous thread, change your style if you want, I need real answers.
>>33708958nta but why are you still heterosexual if you know that the cute girl that has the same hobbies and interests as you will fuck chad?>>33708963kek
>>33708912Based. May the strongest fetus survive.
>>33708962MWhen Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth sense,I jizzed in my pants.
>>33708964kill your self, truthfully
>>33708964I haven't watched much from them but I really don't watch much tv. It's fine for what I've seen, I like their nature documentaries.
>>33708957You don’t know why you’re namefag and write like that? Cmon no one is that dumb. The minimum requirement is to acknowledge what you are doing, tell us why
>>33708956No, it's fine. I understand.
women, why don't you ditch that Chad guy and date a manly half-nigerian-half-georgian incel instead?
>>33708959>Anon anon anon anon anon anon anon. Why do you post on tha board?Anon anon anon anon anon anon anon. Otherwise I'd be in a morgue
>>33708964I don’t know what you mean
I have a thread crush on a namefag >.<
>>33708974Fuckkk...!!!
>>33708784F>Do you think you would love your spouse or your children more?I think I'd love my children more, but I do think there's something cute about spouses who just love one another above all else (assuming they're not neglecting the children in the process)>Would you want your partner to love you or your children more?Idk, but I feel like it's most natural for mom to love the children most, and dad to love his wife most. But I'd want my partner to at least be able to act as if he loves the kids most.
>>33708977Who
>>33708967seems to me like they are furthering the human race? #autism supremecy
>>33708957yes i am kind, edate plz
>>33708965>why are you still heterosexualbecause I like pussy and am disgusted by dicks
>>33708974typical perfectly-good-hotdog-on-the-ground theory
>>33708972But I do hope you find someone and that you are very happy. But I also hope its me
>>33708962MThe climax of Sonic 3 (the movie)
>>33708981nta but you might be one of the autists already
>>33708977I bet you do
Zoomers and zoomettes how do we lower the home prices and get 6 figure jobs so we can breed
>>33708977Namefag (anon) or namefag (named)
>>33708960Doesn't Aspirin cause Mental Autism?
>>33708975>Anon anon anon anon anon anon anon. Why do you hate namefags?Anon anon anon anon anon anon anon.Cuz they a huge drag
>>33708983too bad she will just be chad's little cow
>>33708962Thunderbolt FantasyThe stick.
>>33708902>>33708905Atoga wedding 2030
>>33708980He's new, I don't want to embarrass him in case he is reading this >.<
>>33708989If you think not owning a home is the reason you can't breed then you have bigger problems to worry about
>>33708971?idk abbreviations r easier ??>>33708982what is ur reaction if u saw a spider on a table u were sitting at
>>33708784MThat's a really tough question. I guess for the latter I'd like the spouse to focus on the kids because I'm willing to sacrifice a lot for my kids. If the wife goes by that logic, then I would focus on the kids too.>>33708788Every time some guy brags about how he's some alpha chad who bangs every woman on the street I picture him as this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjclHBDLkrw>>33708796I bet it's all of those vegetarian diets giving them super clean skin>>33708881I'd save a picture for the memory vault>>33708883That would be a bit disappointing but not a big deal. HOWEVER my mom's side of my family all have large breasts so any future daughters might escape that fate
>>33708992>Anon anon anon anon anon anon anon. Why do you hate women?Anon anon anon anon anon anon anon. Cuz they ain't in tha kitchen
>>33708883Lean back on a wall or sitting down, puff your chest out with an arched back (lordosis pose), look at me with devilish eyes, and it'll make me want you bad. Let me take you from behind, arch your back again with your head against my chest or upper pec, let me grab your boobs from behind, and it'll be a happy schoolboy. Sit on my lap facing me, lean back again with an arch, and pull my head down into your breasts to let/force me to suck on them. You can optionally squeeze the sides of your boobs to gather the squishy together and make them look bigger and softer. Either way, I'll suck and dance my tongue around them like an addict.What you got is a tool that can be a powerful trap for guys if used right.
>>33708997Probably the only way I'd be able to have a wedding with any guests desu.
>>33708988*faints*
>>33708958No one asked YOU to answer. In fact, you should skip the whole thread.
>>33709003>Anon anon anon anon anon anon anon. Why you afraid of getting banned?Anon anon anon anon anon anon anon. Cuz all tha jannies is trans
>>33708974No. I love my chad.
>>33708898Aw what, MA is so awesome… maybe I could recommend some songs that all have different vibes to them and depending on which one(s) you like the most, I can throw some more recommendations at you lol>>33708989I already have both lmao. Well technically the house isn’t mine but I live alone and I’m waiting for the day my parents send me a nice eviction letter
>>33708930>>33708907>>33708937Since when is "ponytail" a haircut? Fuck you!
>>33708939If you're jealous with her success, you can write like that too
>>33708987of course i am that's how i know we're superior
>>33708962F>what's the hypest moment from a movie (or show, anime, etc.) or videogame you can think of?see vidrel
Shit, I'm going to have a busy night...
>>33709001You know this isn’t about abbreviation, we had the same exact conversation last time and we got past that. How many ways can I call you out, you write in persona, you write as a character, you write in emotes, actual emoting. You know you do it, and you can’t play dumb. So try to explain why you do it
>>33708952shit that is pretty goodi don't watch music videos of songs so i can't recommend any but u should listen to my meds aren't working or stress builds character by dystopia !
>>33709009you did, by asking a question, you just didn't like how I answered it. Now go back to fucking Chad
>>33709016Everyone can, jealous or not. I’m asking her why she does it.
>>33709018>10 minutes longCould you give me a summary please?
>>33709022>my larp's so funnykys
>>33709019move aside champ
Men do I really have to work out in order to gain weight? I don't want to
>>33708962
>>33708989Unleash COVID 2025 upon the boomers
>>33709022Bro, please. I can't take anymore!
>>33709028it's not supposed to be funny
>>33709030>gain weightYou need to eat
>>33708962anime german autist sinking his hands into anime german autist2's bleeding stomach and pinning him down
>>33709036huh?
>>33709029This thread ain't big enough for the both of us
Is your reputation bad? https://youtu.be/81aVLN-Hjd4
This is peak male fantasy, why aren't women into camping as much we men?
>>33708883Flat is justice
>>33709022>go back to fucking ChadAnon, my dick is so fucking red rn. I need you incels to lighten the load a little before my dick falls off
>>33709042I like being comfortable.
>>33709035I do but still can't gain a single kilo
>>33708962The lesbionic kiss scene in Cruel Intentions. Selma Blair was so fucking hot in that.
>>33709042>random horse stuff and not actual camping stuffRin is the greatest of all the campers and it's not even close.
>>33709038don't feel like showing spoilers because i'm a bitch
>>33708931You seem pent up, buddy. I promise I won't tell if you download grindr and get the attention you crave.
>>33709042They camp with me
>>33709044I hope you get hit by a train
>>33709046People who say they eat a lot but can't gain weight are just as delusional as those who say who they barely eat anything yet can't lose weight. Calories in vs calories out applies to twigs too, not just fatties.
>>33708962MGoku turning super saiyan for the first time
>>33708874do you use any social media or steam
>tfw no leftoid journalist gf to post ragebait with
>>33709019>>33709029>>33709040Lul
>>33709056Okey? Any solution?
>>33708962These aren't the best ever, cause I don't consume much media.Edward fucking up the alchemist black ball with everyone we love cheering him on.Gon giving up everything to gain everything for 10 minutes to beat up some tranny.Christian Bale as Batman reveals he was alive the whole time in France (not super hype).Any other stuff with reveals at the end, that for some reason I remember little of.
>>33709044TeraChad, what would you do with a cute girl that has the same hobbies and interests as anon
>>33708796Because you have shit taste, think that fox news is "right wing", and find e-girls hot. You also have shit taste.
>>33709048That's not the K9 climber
>>33709062She's pretty unpleasant
>>33709046Just count calories
>>33709030If you want muscle yeah. If you want fat then just eat more>>33709046>>33709067Use more oils in cooking, learn to make protein shakes, eat nuts and dairy products. Refined grains such as bread, crackers, and pasta are also a good source of calories but they can mess with your blood sugar if you aren't careful
>>33709020That’s the paradox of being in character instead of a person. You can’t acknowledge it and you can’t play dumb enough. It never works out, interesting to see how long she can pretend and ignore it
>>33709062>NOOOOOO>Don't tell people that we're secretly funnelling DNC superpac money to left youtube channels!I always knew there was something sketchy about Brian tyler cohen (I'm sure I'm getting his name wrong), he seemed to pop out of fucking nowhere with zero organic growth or following but somehow was always high production value and getting all the high tier interviews compared to other way more established people.
>>33709042They do, they'd just rather camp with bears
>>33709053>hope you get hit by a train*HORN SOUND*Arrrrgh!I...I just did...Now the metal has fused to my bones. The balls of my feet are now wheels, my guts are filled with diesel, my scrotum is a brass bell, my cock a three sided horn!
>>33709042Camping with people you love fucking rocks. I miss going out with friends.
>>33709076How I do that?>>33709077Relax, I'll either get no results, get fat or die is a win-win situation for me
>>33709069>TeraChad, what would you do with a cute girl that has the same hobbies and interests as anonThe man I was would've added her to his harem. Now I only desire to crush rail union workers serve the billionaires.
>>33709086Record all the calories of the foods you eat or wanna eat, and tally them up. They need to exceed some number like 2500 or 2000 or something idr. If you're eating under, then you need to eat more. Ice cream is a big bulker
Women, how are your dating prospects so far right now?
>>33709067As a fatty who doesn't have a huge appetite but still screws myself over, the easiest way to get calories is to drink them. Form a boba or starbucks addiction and get a large size of the sugary shit. Have it as ur drink for a big meal. Buy an extra drink to keep in the fridge for later that evening. Get yourself a dessert at the same time. You'll put on weight like no one's business. This isn't a particularly healthy way to gain weight, however.
>>33709042i love camping so much that i named the first cat i had as a kid smores (she was a calico)
>>33709081I've squished a few bear cubs in my day LMAO
>>3370909126, never had a bf, don't have any hope for the foreseeable future, everyday I'm getting closer to walking onto the highway.
>>33709091Very poor :(
>>33709091I'm sad.
>>33709091Very slow. I’m ready, but I don’t put myself out there enough
>>33709090Good thing hot weather is about to begin here>>33709092I try to eat as much sugar treats as I can, but still no results
>>33709085Camping with your partner must be peak, I'm so jealous of my friend who gets to go out like that with his gf
Women, your bf is bulking up for the winder and needs extra calories, so he wants to get them by eating out your pussy until he gets enough, and it might take hours of him pinning you down. Will you let him?
>>33709079Every single timeI said the same about lex fridman years agoYou can spot them everywhere
>>33709103Have one gf before saying dumb shit like that
>>33709030You need to eat and move your body, yes
sorry chads, i only have eyes for chadlet
>>33709102I mean, I don't do it anymore. I'm a loner now
>>33709108Please kill me.
>>33709101>I try to eat as much sugar treats as I can>eatThat's why I said drink. Drinking your calories is so much easier than eating them. Get yourself some like 600 calorie frappucino or something and sip on it as u do other shit. You won't even notice it.
>>33709091i met my soulmate and we're dating
>>33709103A man giving oral is too submissive for me :/
>>33708255Women, what do you do at work?
>tfw no wacky gf who spent 5 years in prison for being falsely accused of robbery and wants to have sex with me in a rooftop greenhouse Why can't I find a woman like the one Madonna plays in that movie, fr guys? https://youtu.be/a7Tuta8aOhs
>>33709106kek
>>33709109Shit sucks, I barely get to camp with friends anymore
>>33709112Shoots you with shrink ray
>>33709117A good man makes receiving oral still feel subby for the woman.
>>33709119Working mostly, not that
>>33709125oh, thank fuck>>33709108hey, babe ;)
>>33709126nta but this. tied down forced orgasm
>>33709124I'm sure I will get to "camp" soon, in the sense that I will likely die in a death camp the way things are going rn.
>>33708962M>and what's the hypest moment from a movie (or show, anime, etc.) or videogame you can think of?Erwin's final speech (AoT has a lot of great ones)Honorable Mentions include>Lingering Will vs Terranort with Rage Awakened playing>Raiden vs Jetstream Sam>Solid Snake vs Liquid Ocelot atop Outer Haven>Shinjuku Showdown in JJK>Aizen in the Soul Society arc >Origins Cinematic >Jotaro vs Dio>Wrath of the Lich King Cinematic (Arthas vs Illidan at the end of the Frozen Throne needs a real cinematic)>Grimaldus and bros last stand at Helsreach >Gaara vs Rock Lee>Eren declaring war>The entire hidden inventory arc>Warthog run in Halo 3>Sora and Riku vs Xemnas>Sora, Donald, and Goofy vs 1,000 Heartless>PKMN Trainer Red wants to battle!>I don't know if they count as hype in the traditional sense, but 999 and VLRs epiphany moments are euphoric. And a lot more, many I am likely forgetting
>>33709133*KNOCK KNOCK*Turn in your guns, citizen.
What's the last lie you told? Why didn't you tell the truth?
>>33709117Not if he gags and blindfolds you first, ties your legs spread out to the bed and wrists together, and holds your waist down.
>>33709133What are you so afraid of? Nothing is going to happen to normal people who aren't doing anything illegal, and even then, there won't be death camps or anything like that.
>>33709133Why tho...
4/5 single women itt and *counts fingers* 14/14 single men here. There needs to be some /atoga/ Bachelorette to fix this.
>>33709138>What's the last lie you told? Why didn't you tell the truth?I said I wasn't humming this song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
>>33709135>Arthas vs Illidan at the end of the Frozen Throne needs a real cinematicA man after my own heart. They had a chance with warcraft remaster to fix this crime and they didn't. That was when blizzard was truly dead to me.
>>33709144I'm technically single, but that hardly counts
>>33709138I told a guy I was busy and couldn’t meet up. I don’t like confrontation and I have done nothing that indicates that I like him
>>33709144I told some old guy that tylenol causes autism. Lol I think he believed me.
>>33709107I'm fine with eating anything, my issue is working out. I won't and rather die virgin>>33709113I see...>>33709144Wasn't the website where the ''incel'' word was first used as ended up like we all know started like that? Also I couldn't date any femanon due distance
>>33709146>warcraft remaster*Lowers your frame rate by 70%*Thank you for your purchase. *sips breast milk*
>>33709144I'm taking gf applications right now
Is 22 the right age to see an escort? I was planning on seeing one on my 21st birthday, but I chickened out because I was afraid of getting scammed. But now I'm almost 22 and still a virgin.The ones in my area are also pretty gross, which keeps me from seeing them, along with the scam paranoia. This is gonna sound like a joke but I'm thinking about taking some time off work and going down to see a decent fetish friendly escort in Brooklyn around Christmas time. Any advice for traveling alone with horrid anxiety?
>>33709144My supermodel girlfriend and I are taking threesome applications.
>>33709157Develop something resembling a personality and stop being fat and ugly
>>33708982>>33709001/atoga/ men are timid...>>33709097That's terrible, anon. I'm sorry to hear it.>>33709144I don't think /atoga/ is for dating.
>>33709157Take it from a 24 year old virgin, it doesn't matter. Seeing an escort just to lose your virginity will only sour the would-be moment with someone you love.
>>33709020she is korean. you are reading too much into what can be attributed to cultural and linguistic differences
What's your gender, and how far do you consider yourself to be towards your side of the political spectrum (or do you consider yourself centrist?). If normal, do you have any individual left/right views that WOULD fall into the extremist category?
>>33708255You make the new thread. Then you link it. it's not that complicated bro. You're only gonna get yelled at if you make the thread before page 8
>>33709162>I don't think /atoga/ is for dating.It will be.
>>33709157I lost mine to one, and I'm still miserable
Alexa, play BunnyParty Nightcore
>>33709169scary
>>33709166I think we should have 2% wealth tax on billionaires so I'm practically a communist
>>33709170My first sexy time experience was going to a group pee pee tugging night and my second was paying for a happy ending massage in a country where that's legal. My most rewarding experiences though were non-transactional one night stands with women I considered good friends.
>>33709157You do that and you're missing the whole point of losing your virginity
>>33709157It's never the right time to visit literal whores, retard
>>33709164ThisLosing your virginity is a big deal. You will look back and think how pathetic it was you gave it to a whore. Sex itself isnt that great. Sex without connection is just jacking off with a another person. Even a hookup can have connection.
>>33709166>what are your political views?Society shouldn't be run by pedophiles.
>>33709177>Losing your virginity is a big deal.It's really not. There's functionally no difference between sex and somebody blowing a raspberry on your belly button or giving you a purple nurple on your nipples. It's just the advanced, "adult" version of the same shit.
>>33709119Average new york female who makes 3x what I earn but spends 99% of it on rent and lifestyle.
>>33709169Has any /atoga/ relationship ever gone well?
>>33709164What's keeping you from having your "special moment" anon? Oh right, it won't happen for people like us. I'm past that. Been past that since 7th grade. I want to get my dick wet like everyone else. Sex isn't special, it's just a basic necessity that everyone gatekeeps. >>33709170I bet. Misery and sex have little to do with each other. I could eat a giant ass chocolate cake right now and feel empty while eating it and after eating it. Sex is just a craving>>33709175There is no point. It's not special unless you're a middle schooler>>33709176Why? I want to support whores. I regret even mentioning it tbdesu. But if I made the post just about traveling with anxiety, noone would reply. You cretins should stop being so sex obsessed!
>>33709178Whooooah there, pal. You can't talk about charlie kirk like that
>>33709183>There's functionally no difference between sex and somebody blowing a raspberry on your belly button or giving you a purple nurple on your nipplesWhich of these would you do to your kids?
>>33709183You will always remember it. Do you want your memory to be about the time you felt pathetic and unwanted so you got a prostitute or a fun summer date where you fucked a girl who liked you?
>>33709187>Sex isn't special, it's just a basic necessityLOL WHAT
>met someone a day ago through a group>she invited me to this event over the weekend>not sure if she was excited to meet a friend or maybe more>asked her if I could learn more about herself if that was ok>no response sinceDid I fuck up?
>>33709185NTA but my last /atoga/ relationship landed me in a police interrogation chamber being shown a picture of my /atoga/ date partner and being asked "do you know this woman" in a hostile tone. I was then asked if I had any drugs in my house or if I had a criminal record. Not a good time.
>>33709001>id cup it with my hand to get it to climb on me. If it doesnt move ill get a paper towel cuz they always climb on if i slide it underneath. If the weather is nice ill take it outside, but if its too cold ill sneak it under the couch or corner or somewhere else dark, depends on what stuff we have in our apartment
>>33709188I knew Trump is a pedophile. Never heard that CK was.
>>33709165She’s American, she says she has family in Korea but she doesn’t know anything about the place, culture or language. You look at her posts and think that’s normal, even if it was a Korean?
>>33709191Sex isn't a necessity. It's a want, not a need. Many people go most of their lives, or even their entire lives, without sex and are just fine with it.
>>33709194Jesus, tf did she do?
>>33709187>Sex isn't special, it's just a basic necessity
>>33709166MCentrist I guess? I don't know, my political beliefs are that cops never kill innocents and no fancy-pants in the goverment will help me or my family>>33709169Then hurry up or develop a system that won't expose my data to any scammer, or organ dealers
>>33709183>It's really not. There's functionally no difference between sex and somebody blowing a raspberry on your belly buttonThen why are you treating it like some kind of obligation past X age?
>>33709203You're conflating two different anons.
>>33709187>Sex isn't special, it's just a basic necessityWomen, why are you withholding a basic necessity from me!?
>>33709196Oh, I don't think he is. I'm just making a joke about how now the republicans think any critique against republicans is a shot at charlie kirk. I'm only explaining this because I don't want the NSA to think I'm calling HIM a pedophile because they'll send their goons after me.
>>33709207This is why I respect whores
>>33709171We postin nightcore?https://youtu.be/teCt6Nh0vxE
>>33709166My most extreme political view is that I want a clown gf.
>>33709187>Sex isn't special, it's just a basic necessity that everyone gatekeeps.If you didn't think it was special you wouldn't care to buy an escort in the first place.>What's keeping you from having your "special moment" anon?Life to put it short, a complete lack of intimate interaction with the opposite sex due to circumstance. If you think>It won't happen to people like meYou need to look in the mirror and really ask yourself why, and then change those things. You sound immature about this topic due to your own insecurities, which is ok I've been there, but you need to think about how you can use these indicators in your mind in a productive manner instead of a destructive one.It's not easy, but there is nothing else other than wallowing in self defeat. You sink or you swim, there is no in between.
oh moid, oh moidwhere art thou sweet moid
Women, how good are your makeup skills?
>>33709208>republicans think any critique against republicans is a shot at charlie kirk.I'd like to believe you were clever enough to do this pun intentionally.
>>33709166MBeing a Christian inherently makes you an extremist to the secular left, so I guess "extremist"
>>33709166M, almost perfectly in the center of the political compass. I think the criminal justice system is too lenient.
>>33709216mine are eh. but if i tried, they would be pretty good.
imagine not being Chad, lmao
>>33709215I am in hell. Killed by femanon.
>Sign in to confirm you're not a botYoutube... why...
If single girls existed there wouldn't be such a huge market for artificial ones
>>33709215Hey
If you won a big lotto prize, how would you spend the money, aside from the part that needs to go to taxes?Now me, I'd buy creepy, cryptic vaguely ominous sounding and looking billboard advertising with Hellish and science fiction imagery that says stuff like "YOU WILL SUFFER" and "PREPARE FOR SODOMY" in big letters. What about you?
>>33709208To be fair his wife has ties to trafficked children in Romania. So it might be true
>>33709209They're literally saving lives out here
any fem anons wanna see my penis
>>33709197name one normal identityfag
>>33709220Being a centrist I assume when you say criminal justice is too lenient you are talking about more than things like petty theft and making sure that subway murderers are put behind bars.What are some examples of other crimes that the justice system is maybe too lenient on?
>>33709192Fucking anyone?
>>33709215But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?It is the East, and femanon is the sun!
>>33709226>tfw horny horse girl poster is back https://youtu.be/uq_6cq4AEko
>>33709216Very good
>>337092281/5th goes to each of my siblings, the rest I just use to live comfortably for a long, long time.
>>33708255Women, do you show off your nails at work?
>>33709231its almost 6 inches, you know you want to
>>33709103Yesss!
>>33709221>>33709241Can you makeup the other half of my heart?
>>33709192Why would you ask "Can I learn more about you?" instead of just asking an actual question Have some presence
>>33709228Etfs for certain somethings that will moon
>>33709214>a destructive oneWanting to bang an escort is destructive?It's a few hundred bucks man.
>>33709232So we’re on the same page. She’s like a sweetnlow reskin, before she dropped the nice act, remember that whole thing.
>>33709240Literally not horny but okay, never have been while posting
>>33709255I miss SNL. I assume she's buried in a commune somewhere under the garden right now.
>>33709250I don't know, seemed like a normal question to ask.
>>33709247Use contour
>>33709233I think that some people are beyond rehabilitation, and if somebody is too mentally ill to stand trial, they should be put in an asylum. Murderers and rapists just straight up shouldn't be part of society and should spend the rest of their lives in prison.I think specifically of that zombie guy that was trying to abduct children at their school, or poor Iryna. There's no reason those men should have been allowed out in society.
>>33709249Zoomeroids live in a distorted version of reality where everyone is richer and hotter than they really are
>>33709216I never learned how to do makeup and have no interest in learning
>>33709249FFeel nothing, doesn’t concern me, play with your horses
>>33709264Based tomboy
>>33709255NTA but I was never around for her. QRD?
Babe but I’m so timid and I’m really bitchmade and I’m a huge pussy babe please please please spread your legs for me! You’re turned on right?
>>33709264You've never put lipstick on your vagina?
>>33709263everyone IS richer and hotter though. Too much evidence out there for that not to be the case.
>>33709216I don't use it. It makes me feel too fake, and I look uglier
>>33709259how much tylenol did your mother consumer when she was pregnant with you?
>>33709226>If single girls existed there wouldn't be such a huge market for artificial onesUnfortunately the artificial ones are prettier than me so men would rather have 2D girls instead.
>>33709270I wish I looked young enough to get confused for a Zoomer. Being a Millennial Animal is some bullshits. I'm too old.
>>33709273Exactly 50 tylenols
>>33709258To be honest I don’t remember anything about her except the downward spiral. Let’s hope she’s okay
>>33709283No. What happened with them?
>>33709272I don’t go to soc, have at it
>>33709249>getting kidnapped and manhandled>me who is into anime crazy chickswtf why none of you never told me women were cool!?
>>33709282>downward spiral What did she do?
>>33709249>I'm not gay, I just watch gifs of men bouncing their bulges I got news for ya
>>33709287then how are you gonna see it
>>33709253Desiring to lose your virginity and just paying for it is self destructive, yes.You won't feel accomplished because you will know you didn't work for it. You will haven taken a shortcut for something that in your head you deem valuable despite claiming otherwise. It's like enabling cheats on your survival Minecraft world, the magic is gone because you subverted the journey that makes the destination worthwhile. You are cheating yourself because you have given up on yourself.
>>33709266I'm not a tomboy. I like dresses and pink and anything cute. I just don't like the idea of having to essentially hide my face and pretend to be someone I'm not to be deemed "presentable," I don't want to have more stuff to do before I leave the house, I don't want to waste money like that, and I think regularly having to cope with the feeling of makeup on my face would drive me insane. Also in order to learn how to do makeup well, I'd have to first identify everything that's wrong with my face, and I can only imagine the toll that'll take on my already shitty self-esteem.
>>33709259I mean it isn't out of the ordinary but for the texting meta it isn't exactly provoking. It's less exciting to answer than a direct question about something.
>>33709282You don't even remember what my reply format looked like? Sad.>>33709289Oh nuthin. Also I'm just kidding, I just needed a second post to reply to with 1 sentence.
>>33709267I don’t know much about her person. But she was acting nice and quirky, until one day she forgot to take her name off and made a post about her disdain for poor people. Suddenly she wasn’t nice anymore, character broken, she left shortly after. No one can keep up a larp forever
>>33709294Fuck man, it's been like a day. For greater specificity, I told her to tell me more about herself.What should I have asked?
>>33709293That's makes sense. Even more based 2bh.
Men, say you got an offer to get a gf that you find attractive and who loves you and shares all of your interests, but she is currently dating Chad and in order to get her you must suck him off to completion, would you do it?I'm talking about a guaranteed gf for life who would never break up with you and will never know about the sacrifice you made for her.
>>33709296Yikes
>>33709246yummy femanon
>>33709291You aren't worth seeing.
>>33709301No. I am top only.
>>33709301Bichads keep winning
>>33709301Nice fantasy fag
>>33709304Cute
>>33709301Fujos get the rope alongside Footfags
>>33709298Something specific, open ended questions work well when you know the person will speak but texting is also a game of controlling the flow of the conversation.Of course, human communication is more complicated than just that. Either way, it isn't worth overreading into it. Desperation will come off a lot worse.
>>33708971she's a namefag because she's a newfag and doesn't know the point of anonymity on 4chan
>>33709238The sunrise shall hold even more beauty tomorrow, if i wake upon your pleasant gaze
>>33709302Indeed. Now we see the same with mayo, people getting tired of her act
Manons how would you react? >>33709243
UhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhPLAP
>>33709285They didn't show up to our scheduled meeting. They haven't called either. It's almost been a month.It's not like they ever gave advice, or helped my situation at all. But they also didn't beat me down like this place does. I don't know, I'm so tired of it all
>>33709319based off past experience, I'd grab her hand and say "nice nails"
>>33709319I'll be like oooh pretty
>>33709314Yeah this kind of thing is why I hate texting. But yeah, I agree on the overreading.
>>33709315She’s not that new and that’s not what she answered.
>>33709319Lick her hand to assert dominance
>>33709321That's abnormal. What do they say if you call?
>>33709319immediately guide her hand down to my semi-chub cock
>>33709317obsessed because she won't go on a minecraft date with you
Women, be honest, take off your username before responding. How do you feel about poor people?
>>33709327New enough to think using emoticons is acceptable on 4chan
>>33709333I would pay a homeless man hundreds of dollars to eat my pussy if he was hot.
>>33709319Tell her to fuck off and shove her
before you reply to any femanon here, ask yourself: "what would make a woman have to stoop so low to the point of having to go to an online imageboard to garner male attention?"and before women reply to anons, ask yourself: "Why would any self respecting man spend his time on a 99% male imageboard vying for the attention of a few women?"really imagine in your head the kinds of people that you're talking to and why they have to come here instead of going out irl.
Wait sweetnlow left because people got mad that she hated poor people? I thought we all hated poor people?
>>33709328>>33709331Kek Do you two like nails??
>>33709340Poor people are okay, I hate fat women though
>>33709333would date a poor person over any of the moids here
>>33709339I'm just trying to shill a game bro...
>>33709341Not particularly, but if she wants to play social awkwardness chicken for social media then I will win.
>>33709332Why are you so invested?
>>33709349It is not me who is calling her fake every day here it is you
>>33709347I shill games that if people were to buy them, the devs would actively loose money, we are not the same.
>>33709333I feel bad for them
>>33709215
>>33709339Some people do come here for advice, to ask the opposite gender anything, or just to chat. It isn't all about simping or being simped for.
>>33709334No one seems to care much about that part
Women, be honest, if your boyfriend had a small dick, wouldn't you secretly wish he stopped using it and just ate you out and fingered you instead?
>>33709319I'm pretty playful, so I'd be like >OOOOOhhhhh shit, you just get them? What do we got here? then take her hand to examine them. Then I'd notice the phone and realize it was all fake and I wake up in a puddle of sweat
>>33709347What game are you trying to shill?
>>33709317>>33709317It makes me wonder which namefags are more genuine and which are more fake.
>>33709322>>33709323Cute!
>>33709356>It isn't all about simping or being simped for.you clearly have never been to /atoga/
>>33709339Because I can hornypost here in ways that would get me canceled irl.
THERES ZERO CAFFEINE IN SPRITE ZERO?
>>33709340No. People got mad at her for pretending to be nice. You’re upfront about being a cunt
>>33709356Someone else has to be aroun to give 'advice' .. right?
>>33709362Postal (1997)
What do you think motivates people to expose their toes in public? Is it because they are hoping other people will get really horny from seeing their toes?
>>33709013sure !>>33709020dude we're on an anonymous chatting sitewhy are u looking so hard into this when there's no grand mystery to be solved ?? i text like this on a daily basis n thats it ㅠㅠ>>33709195wait i actually like that answer ..
>>33709371You lie.
>>33709350And you don’t care about her so why are you whining to me about it?
>>33709367HALF AND HALF ISN'T VEGAN?
>>33709367Isn’t all sprite caffeine free? I don’t drink soda
>>33709334You care about the weirdest things
is it just me, or has being openly horny towards women lost it's magic?It feels like it's a lot more entertaining to lust for guys, even if you aren't gay, than for women. If you call a girl hot and say that you want to pin her hands above her head, you're now a creep and a pervert, but if you say you'd like to smash a twink people don't get nearly as offended.How did we as a manage to make liking women as a guy more controversial than liking men.
>they charge 20 cents more for the curly hair conditionerThis is discrimination!
>>33709372They do it because they're FILTH.
>>33709373>wait i actually like that answer ..Yeah I'd imagine people like you would. But I'm not that anon, so>greentext
>>33709375Because you are annoying and are shitting the thread
>>33709376OREOS ARE??
>>33709363Wanting to be recognized for attention points to them being fake.
AM I SEXUAL?
The endless attempt to balancing thinking bad of yourself but also thinking bad of other people
Women, how much of an issue is having a small dick?
>>33709319>*Looks away from computer screen*>"Nice job">*Return to typing at computer*
>>33709384Foh with that virus
>>33709197i know a lot of shit about korea ?? im 100 percent korean ???>You look at her posts and think that’s normal, even if it was a Korean?bru what>>33709296whaaaat the fuck ∑(; °Д°)on god i don't remember doing anything like this ?? when was this
>>33709389What about the ones who have known identities but don't actually use names?
this is now a laugh thread for femanons who, despite being women, still can't get laid of find a bf.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Do you think he got bum raped?
>>33709398oh wait u were talking about snlignore what i said !! mb
>>33709400thats fucked up>>33709403who
>>33709397Is it big?
>>33709243>>33709319I don't understand, it's like she's trying to tempt sexual harassment
>>33709329Nothing. We just went through articles about specific feelings and shit. Every session.It was a waste of time, but I thought maybe, by entering the medical pipeline, I would receive meds. I'd begged my mom to drive me (my own car, I'm just horribly anxious to drive anywhere but work) to a clinic to get diagnosed with ADHD (I'm inattentive as fuck and can't focus on important shit, like learning important skills that could save my future). Results came back and they say I'm insanely depressed/anxious. No shit. But I'm also inattentive. So none of the problems are fixed!It's like I'm designed to lose. No matter how hard I try, I get nothing in the end. I failed at life. I'm so depressed and disoriented I can do nothing but work long shifts at work where I'm either ignored/scoffed at by my coworkers, or berated by angry boomer customers who probably hate me because I look like a femmy faggotI keep thinking "I cant die, my mom would be sad ;(" but yknow what, fuck it. She'll move on. Dad's basically got a whole new family, and I'm just burdening him anyway, so he'll be stoked. I should probably secure a pistol now before they ban homos like me from purchasing them
>>33709394dealbreaker. I want Chad only.
>>33709409no its average, almost 6 in
>>33709399They live in prison.
I got rejected again. How many times is this gonna fucking happen?
>>33709412Okay but if you call the office, what do they say?
>"Why don't I have a life partner?" asks the anon who doesn't speak to people in real life.
>>33709373Dude you’re not anon. Why do you want to be recognized on an anonymous chatting site? You can text however you want, all that was asked is why you do so. You are not dumb, we are not dumb. You don’t write like this to everyone in your life. So why do you write in character?
>>33709411rice sugar after slipping in the shower at age 6
>>33709419My only "life partner" was my cell mate during the years I spent behind bars.
>>33709416What?!
>>33709417two more, how was it? was it funny? did she tell you she was a lesbian?
>>33709386Wait until you see the namefags, this isn’t the place for you
>>33709419>hey, I thought you were cu->leave me alone, I have a boyfriend
>>33709417You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take. Don't worry, I prophesy that soon you will meet a sexually affectionate Jewish woman named Yocheved who will circumcise your penis and then suck the blood and cum out of it.
>>33709418They always called me. Then they stopped contacting me, along with my therapist. I absolutely will not call them, since I hate talking to people on the phone. Therapy's a waste anyhow.
>>33709432Sun Tzu once said>You may lose hundreds of times, but you only need to win once
>>33709398What happened to being American?
>>33709429>did she tell you she was a lesbian?"Oh, wow, you and I both like women! We have something in common!" is how I usually respond to this. Either that or "ah sick I know this hot bi chick I can set you up with that needs her pussy ate real bad."
wimmin
winnin
tiger blood
>>33709399Don’t know, you decide what you feel about them
>>33709438Maybe she is a dual citizenship!
>>33709434How do you know this isn't something totally innocuous if you won't talk to them?
>>33709431I just ignore them. I like myao she is a good addition to the US hours roster which has some of the most awful people
>>33709429We went on one date and it went okay, not perfect, but then she told me we weren't right and she doesn't want a second date.
>>33709419I speak to dozens of people each day and they all like me. Non-romantically. Nobody will ever like me romantically.
>>33709448Big oof. What did yall do on the date?
>>33709446Who are your least favourite US hours anons and nameposters?
>>33709446Good, ignore me too.
>>33709439I just laugh and go ok I get it and leave
>>33709450Do you speak to them or do you engage in verbal routine?
>>33709452Met at a bar, and just chatted. I felt like it went okay right until the end. I wanted to kiss her but I guess she wasn't feeling it.
>>33709445It's an insult. My therapist knows I hate calling, because I fucking told her that. I had no warning at all that she would just leave me. We scheduled an appointment, and she didn't show.Even if she did, i'd still be just as miserable as ever.
>>33709453NTA but ENTJ and MKG are easily by far the worst
>>33709452Gooned each other on a fold-out sofa.
>>33709454put your name on
>>33709448Please tell me this wasn't the "I'll kiss you on the second date" girl
>>33709436Sun Tzu also said>When, long ago, the Gods created Earth,>In Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth.>The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd;>Yet were they too remote from humankind.>To fill this gap, and join the rest to man,>Th'Olympian host conveiv'd a clever plan.>A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,>Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a NIGGER.
>>33709462Don't forget Gary and BlueValkyrie.
>>33709459Any chemistry? You did banter with her right?>>33709464This would be a top tier date in anyone's book
>>33709462The former has this weird racial monomania that is a pain to watch or interact with. The latter occasionally says interesting or helpful things when he isn't being a psychopath.
>>33709453All the named ones are filtered. So kittenposter, the incels/femcels that keep posting rage bait
>>33709339If we're both pathetic losers wasting our time on an image board, aren't we perfect for one another?
>>33709407That’s okay. Answer this though >>33709420
>>33709473>says interesting or helpful thingsanother fanboy
>Eat large Hawaiian pizza in one sitting>Tummy hurt no fair
>>33709471Did forget Gary, BV is up there on the awful meter>men, why are you so retarded?>omg i love my youtuber bf, as long as he doesn't learn about me we're perfect together>him ;____;
>>33709383u have curly hair ???>>33709420>all that was asked is why you do so.>So why do you write in character?i don't write in character, this is just how i am !n cuz maybe im used to this n don't feel like changing the way i text for a bunch of strangers that'll just read the words i type n think not much of it ?
>>33709482rip your toilet desu
>>33709482Maybe if I fuck your butt with my pee pee it will stop the tummy upset.
I think I have genuine PTSD from leaving the stovetop on I will randomly get a panic as if I forgot the stovetop was one when it isn't, like how you jolt when you feel like you are falling in your bed.
>>33709476no, you kys if you're a man and go fuck Chad if you're a woman
>>33709484wat if he ment curly pubes...
>>33709339I don't have friends in real life and I like 4chan
>>33709488I don't want chad tho, and he doesn't want me either :/
>>33709462They would cease to exist if people just stopped replying to them.Unfortunately, people can't be trusted. People will always take the bait. The true villains of /atoga/ are all the posters in it.
Women,If a women stares at me really intensely when we interact is it because she thinks I am attractive or because she is just severely Autistic or ADHD?
>>33709438race is korean but born in america, american citizenship n everything ^^>>33709442shaved ice ?>>33709482take a tylenol or tums !! quick !!!
>>33709484No one is just like that. So you’re the only one here that writes like this, everyone else has a non personality to you? And you have the name for attention obviously
>>33709496tylenol is banned now god bless america
>>33708255M or FDoes music help you?
>>33709496How old are you? Do you have a job or still in school?
>>33709500lol wut, since when?
>>33709501I was hoping she was gonna take it off
>>33709501M, yep. I listen to music while at work pretty often. It helps me focus and tune out nonsense.
>>33709501No. It does the opposite.I can't work because I'm too busy listening to good music, dancing around like a buttmonkey
>>33709495she wants you to move out of the way so she can look at Chad who's sitting right behind you
>>33709505Pregnant women aren't supposed to take it according to the health secretary because of research suggesting it might cause autism in babies.
>>33709500It’s not banned. Orange clown said it was bad for pregnant women
>>33709509Okay, but if there's no other dude in the room?
>>33709510Research don’t suggest that at all
>>33709501MYes, It helps me focus and it is like one of the most efficient ways to make me feel things
>>33709501imagine being the guy that does the actual work in that office and unironically holds the whole company together, while all of your female coworkers do shit like this.
genderhow do you celebrate the first day of fall?
Where do I meet clingy gf
Digimon has a better opening than Pokemon, specifically Butterfly.
>>33709493Women who say they don't want Chad, don't know what Chad means.Him not liking you back means it's a skill issue and the you're going to have to explain to your future bf that you're settling for him.
>>33709519beyblades
>>33709224*opens your mouth and shoves my tongue in your throat*
>>33709522more like gayblades
>>33709501cute feet
>>33709499ur looking for something that's not there idk what to say anymore (ㅎ.ㅎ)>>33709500ur lying ... >>33709503college !
>>33709517F Change to thick quilts and warm clothes, appreciate the change in nature and look forward to spring
>>33709513Schultz & Gould, 2016https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5044872/
>>33709373>sure !MY TIME HAS COMEhttps://youtu.be/b-t1Rz0zVOEhttps://youtu.be/-3wOABwA3EYhttps://youtu.be/584u0pWqcGAhttps://youtu.be/G-A4Cw962UIhttps://youtu.be/tFi1ThXtp2EEnjoy :) I tried encompassing various songs from different albums, which are all very different and unique from one another>>33709484Yeah lol, long dark brown curly hair :)
>>33709523that is very nice
>>33709526What do you study?
>>33709166MaleI'm basically a chud. I value a homogeneous, close-knit society and strong normative morals, so I guess I'm a Nazi. I also support environmentalism, but I repeat myself.I don't care what people call me, as long as they label me for my actual beliefs.
>>33709501f, yes definitely>>33709517do nothing cuz it's still 80 degrees out .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
>>33709517FWarm bath and hot tea! Maybe candy corn and spooky movies, if I am cozy enough.
>>33709535that's too hot or too cold?
>>33709301kys faggot
>sit on the couch watching a movie>gf walks in>sits on my thigh and starts grinding back and forth>grabs my hands and places them on her hips>I guide her along and she starts heaving>goes faster until she cums and lets out probably the cutest moans I've heard from her>lays down on my chest and falls asleep>not a single word was uttered during this entire interactionwhat did she mean by this?
>>33709526Do you consider yourself politically left or right?
>>33709059No
>>33709540
>>33709529Oh ALSO depending on whether you like some of the older stuff with the original vocalist, David Vincent, versus the stuff that was produced after 1998 with Steve Tucker on vocals makes a difference. I kinda have a preference for Steve but David Vincent created some of the most iconic songs in metal history so I can’t take away too much credit from him
>>33709178Not American, why do people say this? I never see anything about American politicians except Biden that seems like they're pedos??
>>33709540I think she likes you
>>33709546Trump x Epstein were best of friends
>>33709543same..
>>33709479Have you ever had anyone begrudgingly admit you were intelligent, right, or funny despite hating you?Or has anyone who's ever said something nice about you already been biased towards you instead of against you? Or just shared your opinion?I do actually try to be helpful and interesting at times, enough so that even as a rightfully hated tripfag it's acknowledged.What do you do with your time here?>>33709462>NTA but ENTJ and MKG are easily by far the worst"Best" and "worst" are a useless descriptives without qualifiers. But tbf in this context you clearly meant we're subjectively your least favorites. Which is fair enough.
>>33709552Who???
>>33709549Don't get ahead of yourself, dude. That could've meant anything.
>>33709541>female attention-seeking namefag on /atoga/Guaranteed to be leftist
>>33709528That doesn’t say what you think it does
>>33709554CHRIST here we go again, crybaby can't handle being disliked and has to personally respond to everybody who expresses that dislike.
>>33709555He's the president
>>33709529gonna take me a fat min to get though all of these songs ..woaooah chocolate hair !!>>33709532stem (i don't feel comfy sharing sorry ㅠㅠ)>>33709537too hot !!! i could go to the pool rn n it's september :c
>>33709552NTA but even if he was, he could have been there for the adult whores- among everything about him he doesn't read as pedo, he likes bimbos the most
>>33708255Women, will you take meds while pregnant?
>>33709563It is 100 here half of the year, maybe more
>>33709526It’s right there, I’m calling you it specifically. You avoid answering because you then have to acknowledge that you put on this persona and seek attention
you fucks do realize that namefags are only here for attention, meaning that if you hate them and genuinely want them gone, just stop replying to them.Even if you are mean to them, you're still giving them attention and (You)s, which is exactly what they want.But I'm guessing you're not going to listen and keep interacting with them and then go on to complain about their unwelcomed presence here. Retards.
>>33709554>"Best" and "worst" are a useless descriptives without qualifiers.You are a disruptive presence with many haters and who engages with these haters at great length, typing massive posts about how unbothered you are by being disliked. Your posts are performative and disingenuous and as such, don't qualify as advice.
>>33709546There were/are some rich pedos. Because they're rich, they associated with politicians who wanted their money. The idea is that the politicians were/are complicit with the pedophilia.There's a non-zero level of guilt by association.Like Katt Williams said: you get invited to Diddy's party, you don't go.
bruh everyone is here for attention. Criticizing anyone else for such a reason is just hypocritical
>>33709563You write like this in your papers at college? To your teachers? Of course you don’t, this isn’t how you talk normally.
>>33709561Stop being such a fanboy.
>>33708255M or FHave you ever taken Tylenol?
>>33709541communist>>33709545ok !!>>33709566id honestly rather die than live somewhere like thathow do u live ??
>>33709565She didn't even take it also what is this about
>>33709530let's shake hands and never meet again
>long dark brown curly hairwhy does he sound cute
>>33709568That is what I do. Not caring == indifference. Hate is still caring
If everyone defined their lives by the worst parts then no one would be happy,but we can't see what the future holds, so it is easy to view "your life" as entirely negative when you don't have the context of what may next arrive.
>>33709568Yep
>>33709554You would help more people if you were anonymous, but I think helping people is a secondary priority at best for you.
>>33709559Sweetnlow said she was conservative
>>33709584Nothing is going to arrive
>>33709583ask me how I know you are a STEM Goblin
>>33709578AC and hating yourself a bit always helps. It feels like god is punishing you
wtf does tylenol even do when you're pregnant?Does it kill the baby or something? Or cause a birth defect?And why do I keep hearing about it?
>>33709577MWould you even believe me if I say no, I never have afaik?
Men, When you fight with a sword, do you wield your sword one-handed or two-handed?
>>33709571Agreed, so not acknowledging it is weird. Specially if they are namefag lol
>>33709577What in the Electric Soldier Porygon is thi
>>33709568>retard didn't figure out it's the retarded attention whore talking about himself under the Anonymous namelol!
>>33709590pretty obvious I think>>33709582He is 6"2' too
>>33709595A sword in each hand, and a sword held by my mouth
Are jannies women? I cant think of anyone else who would silence you cause theyre on thw rag
>>33709593RFK thinks it makes the baby autistic.
>>33709593It does nothing it is just stupid american culture war stuff
>>33709593No and noI think trump said something retarded again and now dumb people will do dumb things
>>33709577Trump said giving me specifically a blowie causes autism as well, just saying
>>33709574oh my daysok i type/text like this to my friends or people where formality doesn't matter, n i talk formally to teachers, superiors, elders, etc.>>33709577f, yes for cramps
when i was younger, there were two instances where a classmate had a skin condition and everyone else refused to have physical contact with them, except me. one was not contagious.how stupid were you when you were younger?
>>33709159>ExaChadPffffff
>>33709595two handed
>>33709598do...do namefags reall?I mean namefagging is one thing and should be met with the death penalty, but samefagging too?Damn. Crazy times we live in.
>>33709569>You are a disruptive presenceON 4CHAN!Well let's all gasp and clutch our pearls.How am *I* the disruptive presence by responding to other people pointlessly spreading falsehoods about me?>with many hatersHilarious, ain't they?>who engages with these hatersMeh. Not all of them.>Your posts are performative and disingenuous Nope.>don't qualify as advice.They really actually do. If you'd stop for one moment and think about how you're wasting your time spreading your bias about an internet stranger for no benefit, you might be able to see it.But you've decided that I am to be opposed regardless of fact or reason.Good luck with that.
>>33709610I shoved a key into a power plug got mad and went for round 2. I have been told that. I don't actually remember
>>33709359No. You better use it. That is a threat.
>>33709582>>33709599cmonnn i called dibs already !!>>33709591why do u choose to suffer v.v>>33709600woa ...
>>33709595Two-handedObari pose not optional
>>33709622cruel and unusual..
>>33709609Hey good for you, answered a question in Atoga. You add your preferred personality in text so you can stand out more, I ge that. Is that why you need the name too?
>>33709372My feet require freedom.
>>33709565why do women want autistic childrendo they laugh at their little virgin boys
My roommate watches this retarded youtuber who is on her second baby, unmarried, trashy, had her first baby while homeless. But she gets a boyfriend because shes pretty. Whatever lol I'll kill myself
>>33709616NTA>How am *I* the disruptive presenceBy posting 19 line replies every single time anybody criticizes you, you fragile wimp
>>33709586>You would help more people if you were anonymous, but I think helping people is a secondary priority at best for you.I have several priorities for posting and I don't really rank them.I've considered dropping the namefagging but the frothing haters are just too amusing.>>33709494This anon knows where his towel's at.
>>33709605hi valk !lmyaoo i was joking, ive learned that communism is bad from mlp anyway>>33709624ning ?
>>33709609But we're not your friends. Even LhA, the closest person to you in these threads, is only worth a passing glance and isn't someone you would want to seriously talk to beyond this thread. We get the worst of both worlds, not worthy of your respect, not worthy of your friendship either.
>>33709501Definitely.
there is something morbidly amusing thinking about a 50 year old man sitting in front of his computer hiding his namefag and trip code, replying to his own posts and acting like picrel unironically in order to impress the zoomers that only come here to hornypost shitpost.How do you even end up like this? What mental illness causes this?
>>33709595Large knife in my left hand, light sword in my right.
Women, rate the date /10>picnic>breakfast/brunch at his place>movies>decent restaurant>fancy restaurant>walk in park>skating/roller blading>museum>cuddling together watching something
>>33709639none of those are Chad's dairy farm, so they're all 0/10
>>33709633>LIFE IS SO GRAND IN OUR TOWNYou didn't listen well, did you?
>>33709637What? Are you that person or someone else?
>>33709542lets contact each other, and see where we go from there
>>33709631...that doesn't address the question.Nice try though.
>>33709582LOL thanks :)>>337095996’3 actually, 6’4 with my shoes on>>33709563You’ve been granted your fat minute… take your time lol, no rush. They’re all great songs, especially world of shit - excellent lyrics, ripping guitar solos, melodic solos, excellent riffs, the whole 9 yards>>33709622Dibs you say? :o
>>33709630Who is it?
>so depressed it shows on my face>depression repels everyone around me>wants to take medication for depression>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO do you know how HARMFUL psych meds ARE?!"so what's the solution
>>33709649Idk some wasian girl Also constantly films her baby daughter Why do horrible people get everything I want
>>3370963910/10 if they're done with Chad0/10 if it's with (You)
>>33709630Lots of girls will watch Kardashian trash too, but that shouldn't stop them from having bf'sIt was sometimes interesting when I talked about the Bachelor with some women. It always got them to like me better
>>33709613Anyone who's paid attention knows that I am shit at putting my trip on and off again when coming from other boards. There's no way I could samefag as anonymous and not have eventually fucked it up by now.But yeah, some idiots have I think.
Vill you die alone in ze pod, own nothing and be happy in your gender?
>>33709626why do u care so much ?>>33709634>or people where formality doesn't matter>>33709637holy fuck that made me cringe
No more replies for you, crybaby
>>33709651kys and/or find a hobby if you're a guyget fucked by Chad if you're a woman
>>33709651Exercise cures depression
>>33709639I’m thinking first date or early in general and interests. 501885450
>>33709582Did you not see when he posted his crypt creeper hands?
>>33709632>but the frothing haters are just too amusing.Yeah, that's why I think helping people isn't your priority. It would be one thing if you had a tripcode as an act of kindness, to make it easier for people to block you, but you respond to that with shit like "Mwahaha, knowing that you're hiding me only makes me more powerful". Like the other poster said, you're disruptive, and you enjoy being disruptive more than anything else. You can blame all the other posters in this thread because they're the ones who choose to freak out at your presence, but that's this website's culture, and you chose this website because its culture appeals to you. For everyone else, we like a culture where we can just be ourselves without it being a big deal. For you, you like a culture where being yourself is a disruption. Sometimes you help people, but more often you bathe in attention. It's weird to act like helping people is a main concern for you here.
>>33709637??
>>33709659Still cute and a cut above the average shitposting.
>>33709656>There's no way I could samefag as anonymous and not have eventually fucked it up by now.You do and have. You've been the one posting the "MKG told such a good joke once" thing over and over and over again. You posted it with your trip on once.
>>33709642What do you do on Chad dairy farm?
>>33709663Free food good I agree
>>33709622>cmonnn i called dibs already !!What do you mean? He asked you to e-date and you said no.
>>33709618How did you live to tell the story, anon?
>>33709669Sometimes Chad milks her, sometimes they milk Chad. It all goes down in the barn
>>33709669take a wild fucking guess
>>33709658It’s atoga. You clearly stand out, you have a name and write like you do. Why are you so hesitant to answer, is it uncomfortable talking about why you want attention?
>>33709639Most of these sound scary because I'm socially inept
IF YOU ARE JEALOUS OF CHAD THEN BECOME CHAD
When I asked people how to find the love of my life they told me just stop looking and the right one will come.It's been 20 years since I stopped looking and the right one never came. Why?
>>33708392>Men do you love women?I want to, and I'm trying to.
>>33709676Train to be the fastest horsegirl in a platonic way?
Men, if you're pushing forty and is constantly babbling about golddiggers and marital rape please never ever try to take a woman out on a date.
the feminine urge to complain about not having *arbitrary female trait* that literally no guy has ever, or will ever give a fuck about.
>>33709671I don’t mind sharing
>>33709655I don't think you understand what I wrote
>>33709669You escort the cows to the slaughterhouse where they can be made into ground beef for hamburgers.
>>33709685Women are financial rapists
>>33709679You barely talk during the movie unless you're an asshole
>>33709643>YOU CAN'T HAVE A NIGHTMARE IF YOU NEVER DREAMthink i listened enough ..>>33709648wait i needa find my headphones yes dibs, double dibs !
>>33709681If you're willing to pay for all of this >>33708620then sure, I'll gladly become Chad
>>33709682FPeople would tell me this toI know now that it was sabotage
>>33709682Too much gooning
>>33709682ugly non-Chad
>>33709686Example?
>>33709695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
>>33709694>I can't be a true 10/10 so I will instead remain forever alone and bitterIf you want this then be my guest.
>>33709319I'd immediately tender my resignation and find a job where there's actual work going on.
>>33709682>just stop looking??? That's some dumb advice right there
>>33709698Ur so obsessed he doesn't even care about you
>>33709639>picnic 5 to 7/10 depending on bug presence >breakfast/brunch at his place 8/10>movies 6/10>decent restaurant 8/10>fancy restaurant 9/10>walk in park 8/10>skating/roller blading 2/10 (I can't skate)>museum 9/10>cuddling together watching something 9/10
>>33709664nta but I thought he had nice hands when he posted a picture of them on a piano
Men don't want good women. The girls I know who have boyfriends are all crazy in some way. Men are bored by normal boring women who will give them stability
>>33709565>>33709577DCS should take their children away.
Moid, let's move to Dubai. We'll get a cheetah or some other wild animal to fit in with the crowd, you'll wear the long white sheet and let your balls breathe and I'll wear a ton of makeup and drive the latest series BMW*pulls moid by the sleeve* let us goooo :(
>>33709703They were filling excel sheets it is not that serious
>>33709582>>33709599This feels like samefaggery
>>33709700>omg by left titty is slightly larger than my right>aaa my breasts are small, I am now unlovable>I have doe eyes instead of siren eyes, I must kill myself now>I "only" dress in simple jeans and a sweater, guys will never like me>should I wear the red, or green dress, fuckkkkkk>fuck I put on too much eye liner, guys are going to hate me now
>>33709661I exercise every day, busting my ass at work.It does not. >kys and/or find a hobbyPlanning to. Also have multiple. Depression's so bad I cant even focus on them, though. Also work gets in the way.
>>33709714It's more convenient to live in the UAE as a westerner without trying to "fit in" with the rich locals. You are much better positioned to make friends with other western professionals there. The culture is very split along lines of culture and national origin.
>>33709714Kill yourself.>>33709715You're supposed to be arguing against me, not proving my point.
>>33709714We are moving to northern italyYou can get drunk and indians wont try to rape you
>>33709712I want a stable good woman that wants anal but is embarrassed about it
>>33709714*shoves you in the direction of a rich Chad* go with him instead and leave me alone
>>33709642NTA but it's very rude and annoying to keep spamming this on everything Just don't answer then
>>33709720What is your job?
>>33709702you asked me to become Chad though
Femanons...Played lots of videogames todayI didn't do too good :/
>>33709728full time grocery slave
>>33709729Chad doesn't mean you have to be a 10/10
>>33709717That is funny. How larger is the left one
>>33709732Why didn't you stop
>>33709738I didJust nowNow im posting here
>>33709722>>33709724You guys always shoot down my great ideas :( You don't even deserve me itt :(
>>33709732What games?
>>33709733I doubt you get actual good exercise in that but it is also a shitty job so are you trying to do something else?
>>33709734where did I say I needed to be a 10/10?8/10 however is the absolute bare minimum.I'm nowhere near either of those
>>33709741Today literally only played deadlock
>>33709732That’s okay. Did you have fun playing?
>>33709740Not those anons"Let's go to Dubai" is some of the most basic, retarded white girl shit in history.
>>33709744You don't need >>33708620 to be 8/10
>>33709712>boringNot quite. ALL people dislike being around boring people, with maybe exception to if they themselves are boring. Everyone should try to develop their own voice or personality. People like being around people they have fun with.>stabilityImportant, but lower on the scale of what young people are looking for first. Sorta like a hierachy of needs thing. Stability as the front focus is only for people who have little standards, same as looking for a nice person. Stuff like that is bare minimum.>men don't want good womenBoth genders want to be with a person who is good to them. A good person is too large>men want crazy girlsMost crazy isn't shown immediately. It takes a lot of time to fully know a person, since most people are trying to express their best selves, like fun or nice [to them]. Crazy early on is seen as fun. It's only near breakup where crazy is seen as crazy.Try being fun and kind, and not trying to lie to yourself
>>33709745I tried that today Victor is really fun to play
>>33709745Oh... so one video game
Looks like the Greeks are collaborating with the Israelis to attack the Sumud Flotilla with quadcopter drones. I wonder what they'll do once the ships get closer to Gaza.
>>33709714How many slaves should we own?
>>33709747I'm not white and your mother should've aborted you as should've >>33709723 and >>33709726 's mothers
>>33709693>wait i needa find my headphonesYes yes please do not listen to them over speakers lmao. The production on the album Heretic (which the song Curse the Flesh is on) has some “odd” production and it sounds kinda poopy on speakers but really good with headphones, sounds okay with earbuds. Fun fact: all MA albums are in alphabetical order. The first album is Altars of Madness, second is Blessed Are The Sick, third is Covenant, etc etc>>33709714Of all places… Dubai? Why not central Italy or Greece or idk maybe Norway? Those are nice. Dubai is too hot and too flashy
>>33709747What about "Let's go to Japan" dudes?
>>33709749if you are severely balding, short, ugly, etc. then yes you do.Even if you're not, the most you can do is maybe work out which will get you up to a 7/10 if you're a 6.And remember, 8/10 is the MINIMUM. You're still basically bordering on subhuman at that point.
>>33709732Not a foid but don't feel too bad. I stayed up late last night playing this, worked all day today on barely any sleep, and I'm still playing it...
>>33709756I likes your dubai story, good delivery
>>33709665>I think helping people isn't your priority>It's weird to act like helping people is a main concern for you here.I literally *just* said that I have multiple priorities without one above the others. How did you not understand that?>"Mwahaha, knowing that you're hiding me only makes me more powerful".No. It makes *them* weak little fragile things. Big difference.>you enjoy being disruptive more than anything elseDo tell. By all means, expand on the wealth of your intimate knowledge of what I enjoy.In point of fact, the disruption of my posting is my least favorite aspect. Ever notice how I often post a string of posts in dead threads after the new one is already up?Hmmm...>you chose this website because its culture appeals to youDo tell.Meanwhile, in actual reality, I chose this website because twelve years ago it had the best ttrpg stories.You're an idiot who thinks he understands more than he does.>we like a culture where we can just be ourselves without it being a big dealI am always myself and others make it a big deal.When I act like a pretentious edgelord faggot and they called me on it, beautiful.When they rant about falsehoods they imagine, I correct them. As I have corrected you.Now here's the part where you double down on your certainty that nothing I post is true and you are the authority on who I really am, for literally no reason.
>>33709483I acknowledge that I'm awful.That's why I'm trying to fix myself first.I would like to talk to him, but it's a high ante.
>>33709739Context?
>>33709754Enough to be warlords ^_^Do you have any favorite slave race?
>>33709766Look, I'm genuinely concerned for your mental health, and worried this is a reaction to relationships going sour for you
>>33709681>hunchbacked autist >becoming Chad
HOW LONG WAS YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
>>33709746I got my ass handed to me unfortunately and felt like i was bringing team down :/Game is fun i just didnt play well>>33709752One video game, multiple times!>>33709751They are kinda cooking with hero design now yes
>>33709771Does it have to be in one piece or could it be on-again-off-again?
>>337097715 months.
I want him to love me adore me even
Am I autistic for not wanting to smoke weed become normalfags do it?The pop culture reputation of weed is just so repulsive to me. Same with psychedelics. But apparently they're way better for killing anxiety/depression than meds are. Adv?
>>33709771Monkeys be throwing poop yo, I'm standing in the monkey house explaining to the monkeys that they're dumb, mocking the gibbering monkeys at the zoo who still feel superior to me despite flinging their poo and missing.You're a monkey flinging poo thinking it's the ultimate understanding of the universe.
>>33709778Who?
>>33709775God dammit I make 1 joke pretending to post as BV with the name spelled wrong to make it obvious it's not her and it autocompletes in the name field forever. Namefagging is tough
>>33709668>You posted it with your trip on once.Do a search in the archive with my username or trip and the word "kink" or something and you'll see that is not true.It was probably an anon putting my trip in the name field.
Hi fine shyt
>>33709769You don't have to be worried about me. I'm just chilling and vibing.
>>33709759Basically the same thing.>>33709756I'm one of those. You should retroactively abort yourself.
Superman can talk in space using super-ventriloquism, few know this.
>>33709782Anyone
>>33709681>IF YOU ARE JEALOUS OF CHAD THEN BECOME CHAD
>>33709771Never had one.
>>33709768Preferably Indians since they wouldn't know much about the religion, so no Pakistanis. Filipinos are pretty smart too, but get the Christian ones. And maybe some Kenyans to meet those DEI quotas to not seem racist.
Why are men such prudes these days?Any time I go out there are dozens of horny women out there waiting for men to talk to them and yet none of them do and would rather hang out with their friends or stay at home all together.Among many others, the night life businesses are dying because of you, you know?
>>33709791Ho
>>33709796(You)
>>33709781MKG may be arrogant but it's centered around his intelligence. He posts like he thinks he's smarter than most everyone.His attentionwhoring is about how he is smart and weird because that's how he identifies himself. His posts aren't grandstanding, they're invitations for others to take an interest. Like mentioning headbutting a police car so someone will comment about how crazy he is or ask him about it.He is mostly mocking complete fucking idiots and incels.He does preen and act like a pretentious attentionwhore though. That's only because this is the only place he can do that and he's not letting that side of him out irl.He has repeatedly pointed out that he doesn't act like he often does when he is irl. Part of the appeal of posting here is that he can expunge his pretentious and arrogant urges without alienating others.In real life, he is funny, charming, humble, and harmless.If you wanted to punch his face, everyone would find fault with you, not him.He doesn't give a fuck about his image. He genuinely doesn't. He owns his flaws here and in irl.
>>33709778*mwuah *mwuah
>>33709796>Why are men such prudes these days?Because this generation was raised on the idea that a single bad interaction with a woman can ruin your entire life.
>>33709784
Need a freaky gooner girl who looks like a regular shy girl to others but only i know her true colors
>>33709712I want to disagree and argue with you but I must recuse myself.Apparently crazy women are legitimately my type.
Wassup /atoga/? Long time no lurk
>>33709762based, but what do you do when the enemy racers know everything you're going to do?
>>33709805Translation: "I have a Madonna-Whore complex."
>>33709796There were more prudes before cause of boomer religion. Got better with Gen Z, gonna be better with Gen Alpha, and so on.
>>33709809Its not a complex, its a need.
>>33709796Women told us that flirting or making physical/sexual advances was sexual harassment and/or rape. They also decided they don't want relationships and they don't even really like us.A better question is why do women think getting smashed on expensive liquor in a warehouse with some loud music and then going home with a random dude you'll probably never meet again is a good way to spend their time?
>>33709809that's literally the polar opposite of that
>>33709809that is categorically not a madonna whore complex at all lmao
>>33709814No, it's exactly that. "I want a woman who is a horny slut but only for me, she has to act perfectly chaste in public so I don't feel insecure."
>>33709807What's up? How are you doing, anon?>>33709808It's not going to help them, because I know everything they're going to do. Strange isn't it?
>my boobs are too big I can’t wear ANYTHING explain this phenomenon. If I had a huge protruding dick I wouldn’t care about not being able to wear certain pants
>>33709765No, you're right, I don't understand you. If people on 4chan share imagined falsehoods about me, then I may offer a correction once or twice. If they disbelieve me and persist in sharing those falsehoods, then I give up and move on. I don't build a reputation for myself, I have no image to protect, so the cost of fighting an endless war against falsehoods outweighs the benefits. The war will never be over, and fighting it forever would only add to the disruption and take away from my own belief that I might be here to help people.Let's agree to disagree, but I think an advice board is the natural place for me to advise you that you're being weird and not in a good way.
Remember to shower folks
>I want my girlfriend to not be a whore>"waaa you have a psychological complex waaa">you need HELPwtf is this shit?
>>33709804Yeah. I literally said the joke before it became a meme that I said the joke.Duh
>>33709818that's not what the madonna-whore complex is though
>>33709762I never played a SINGLE sonic game.
>>33709820You can wear my hand gloves on your boobs
>>33709820you are not a woman and if you have yet to understand how we experience the world you never will because you're not willing to try. i'm not wasting my energy on you.
>>33709822Fuck, but it's cold and I want to be comfy.I really should, but I don't even have any clean clothes to change into after.
>>33709796The man they're looking for isn't me
>>33709804>>33709824Let's goThe day has come to an endThe sun is over my headMy polyamorous friendShe got me in a mess of trouble againSo just when you think that you're alrightI'm calling out from the insideI never hurt anyoneI never listen at allThey've come to get me againThe cloud is over my headMy polyamorous friendShe got me in a mess of trouble againSo just when you think that you're alrightI'm calling out from the insideI never hurt anyoneI never listen at allJust stay away from the white lightI'd say your worst side your best sideI never hurt anyoneI never listen at allWell, how do you know?Well, how do you know?Well, how do you know?Well, how do you know?Just when you think that you're alrightI'm calling out from the insideI never hurt anyoneI never listen at allJust stay away from the white lightI'd say your worst side, your best sideI never hurt anyoneI never listen at all
>>33709829>>33709831I’m not a woman, you retards I’m asking women about the phenomenon
>>33709824Yes, you kept reposting it, as you later did without a name on. Trying to be your own hype man?
>>33709838i didn't say you were a woman you brainless ape. learn to read or kill yourself.
>>33709822Should I shower tonight or in the morning?>>33709826Is there a reason why not?
>>33709819Touched some grass and fixed my sleeping schedule. How bout you anon?
>>33709794>Preferably IndiansCan't. I have a condition where I'm too much of a racist to have Indian slaves. You just know they'll bathe in the cheetah shit everytime we leave the house. They can't trust themselves around shit.
men, how does it feel that if you ever get a gf, she will have settled for you because she couldn't land Chad?
>>33709796Women should approach and rape me
Remember to stand up and stretch people>>33709834Yeah I just finished eating so imma go rn. Thought I'd give the reminder>no clean clothesJust go naked? Pretty normal for people.
>>33709842Shower now stinky>ReasonUhh, i always was more of a mario and quake 3 arena guy
>>33709844if you hate indians you are going to have a bad time in dubai
Men, do you open up to your partners and talk about your feelings regularly? My boy is an amazing guy and tensely supportive but he never brings up any personal feelings. I don’t think he’s vented to me more than a handful of times even though he sometimes clearly has stuff in his mind. Am I making a big deal out of nutting?
>>33709849Go now
>>33709845Why do you say this?? What's the point of saying this here itt??
>>33709855Go where Im not gonnaplay sonic games rn
>>33709841Yeah you said “you are not a woman” implying I was pretending to be oneDon’t call me an ape you freaky bitch posting on 4chan
>>33709851You only THINK that you want him to open up, but in your heart of hearts you will become disgusted by his weakness if he does. It's not your fault, it's just in your nature. He won't open up because he knows that you would just use it against him someday. He must always be a rock, a source of strength, stable and dependable and never opening up.
>>33709851Are you trying to get him to give you a reason to break up?
>>33709850When did this become a thing?
>>33709857Sorry, meant for >>33709842
>>33709851you would get the ick if he opened up to you.It's one of those things where you think you really want it, but when faced with the reality of it, you are disgusted.If men being vulnerable was truly desirable, more men would be doing it. There is a reason we don't.
>>33709859i call you an ape because the notion that we are of the same species is too offensive to me to consider possible. kill yourself.
If you were in relationship, how often would you expect to have sex or at least some sexual stuffI think at minimum once per dayIm a moid.
>>33709856truth
>>33709851Femanon, some men are conditioned not to do that because some women are bad communicators and think discusing feelings is gay. You should communicate that you are comfortable with holding space for him and are not a weird and insecure bitch.
>>33709845Dunno what you're talking about, my future gf is gonna treat me like oxygen.
>>33709851Sometimes it feels easier to brood than to vent.
>>33709867I will live in misery just to spite you and make your time on earth worse knowing I exist and am breathing the same air as you
>>33709851opening up as a man is a romantic death sentence
>>33709851I feel like I would but I don't actually have any experience with thisI'm pretty closed off about my feelings around other people though, and even if I try to open up it doesn't take much to convince me it was a mistake and that someone can't be trusted, so maybe I wouldn't
>>33709870If a gf ever used the term "holding space" in my presence we'd break up immediately.
>>33709843Not at all. I'm >>33709762>>33709849Sure I might as well.Funnily, I was always a Sonic guy, I never even played a lot of Mario games until 2023. I do have Quake 3 Arena on Dreamcast though.>>33709851I would like to be, but it's hard. Being vulnerable makes you just that - vulnerable. Imagine telling somebody you got raped, and they later bring it up in an argument, "I don't feel bad that you got raped now".
>>33709874i will completely forget you exist by tomorrow morning lmao
>>33709879You won’t
femanons what would you do if your bf or theoretical bf
how did we go from men being degenerate coomers and women wanting cute lovey-dovey romance to the exact opposite?>inb4 jewsyes, but besides that
>>33709882I would kill myself
>>33709845It'll crush me because aside from my stature, I'm so far removed from the chad archetype and don't really want to be like it in the first place
>>33709869So killing ourselves is the only real option isn't it? Death is more dignified than living as a non-Chad..
>>33709845How do I prevent this? Find a woman who has sex with me on the first date? That's the chad thing right
>>33709882said he wanted to lick your butthole
Realizing I have to tell him things if I want him to know GAMECHANGERS
>>33709851You don’t want him to do that, believe me. I really don’t think you should make a big deal about it as long as he’s supporting you when you need him. If he really needs you, he’ll reach out. I’ve gotten this exact complaint from an ex before and it had me dying. She couldn’t handle me muttering “asshole” when I’d get cut off in traffic, what made her think she’d be able to handle my actual woes, lmao. Why do you want him to be like that? Does it make you feel comforted knowing that you aren’t the only one that has issues?
>>33709863>The discovery of oil brought with it an influx of workers from India from the mid-1960s onward>Indians constitute 42% of the total UAE populationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indians_in_the_United_Arab_Emirates
>>33709851if you want the relationship to end, by all means, ask him to be vulnerable with you. But if you want to keep being attracted to him, I suggest you drop it.
>>33709821It's not about image or reputation.It's about idiots encouraging others to ignore good advice because I said it.It's about idiots throwing around shitty logic and half-assed assumptions as if they're fact and encouraging others to find it acceptable.It's about finding the idiocy so funny that it must be mocked.If the only ones talking are idiots, idiocy becomes swallowed as truth. If they aren't given water, people in a desert will get thirsty enough to drink sand, following the lead of those who don't know the difference.Demand better of your shit posters, anon.
>>33709877Oh ok. Good for you.
I cannot imagine a man who would love me. I don't know any man who would be happy to be seen with me in public. I don't know what kind of personality he has or what he likes to do. I'm doomed
>>33709902me either girl. i continue to rot.
>>33709870Jamie pull up those posts of BlueValkyrie calling Ohio anon a fake crying little bitch
women, how does it feel that if you ever get a gf, she will have settled for you because he couldn't land Stacy?
>>33709902Imagine THIS *Plaps you*
Is it a hot take to say that people underestimate how much being unwanted and touchless romantically and sexually can negatively affect someone? I mean, there’s a reasons humans seem sex and romance. Humans are social creatures. People are shaped through this stuff. I understand incels and femcels need to stop blaming others but the average person can’t realize how they feel because sex and romance is just normal to them.
>>33709902skill issue
>>33709897NTAI want you to directly point to one piece of advice you've given anybody that actually helped them in any way.
>>33709796I'm not the kind of guy women would want to talk to in that context. Even if I went I'd be as good as invisible, or worseBesides the "night life" businesses you're talking about aren't my thing, I've never seen the appeal of clubs
>>33709892I'm genuinely disgusted. How do countries just keep allowing these subhumans to spawn onto their territories? Sorry, not sorry. They have a terrible culture and when Amerifats complain about Indian vets being too rough with animals, it's true.
>>33709839>keptOnce in March and I think it was ignored.Then once again in July over three months later.That was it.
>>33709902>inb4 a million (you)s just for you being a womananon you have it piss easy, just find a guy and date him
>>33709897>It's about idiots encouraging others to ignore good advice because I said it.If you weren't drawing attention to yourself then you wouldn't be building an image for yourself, and nobody would be encouraging people to ignore your advice based on your reputation. You fight the endless battle to protect your advice because you put yourself in a position where your advice needs to be protected.
>>33709888Honestly? I have no idea
>>33709878Dunno if its a regular shit that you do but assuming that your job also requires staring into screen too then won't your eyeballs be strained af?
>>33709907He did fake cry though.But I don't believe I called him a bitch.Fake crying is manipulation by the way.
>>33709891Original OP here. That’s exactly the most my husband vents, lol. He’ll complain about bad drivers, maybe bring up “long day at work” with little elaboration. Etc.I don’t know, I just assumed it can’t be emotionally and mentally healthy to not vent and open up to your lover. But maybe I’m wrong. And yes it makes me feel comforted. If I’m the only one opening up it feels like an emotional imbalance. It almost feels like I can’t help him in that aspect, so he doesn’t bother venting to me. Like maybe he doesn’t trust me. But I know I can. I know he can trust me.
>>33709908Nah, she would want me
It's quite simple really,Women's problems stem from being TOO desired, i.e. rapeMen's problems stem from not being desired at all, i.e. touch starved incelsBut one of them is a very pathetic thing to complain about and rightfully so.
>>33709902>>33709905Say the magic words "I am now accepting boyfriend applications" and see what happens.
>>33709910It's just massive gaslighting. It doesn't justify taking anything by force, but intimacy is important. They say it doesn't matter, but they would cry if they ever had to actually experience a real lack of it. It's pathetic to act like it doesn't matter when they personally have rarely gone without it. These people make fun of guys for doing no fap, but it shows they're more disciplined than the people making fun of them. Cut off their access to sex and intimacy and they would be the loudest complainers. It's easy to talk shit when you're not experiencing it.
>>33709921And how do you know he's fake crying? Because he wouldn't be in a relationship with you where you're fucking other men at the same time? That's all you need to call it fake? Yeah.
>>33709924i would like someone to care about me as a person but i would not like to be violently assaulted. curious how that works.
>>33709920Nah, I work in a restaurant sadly.
>>33709845Fucking Chad's mistake. Score!Seriously though, no girl into me is out seeking the normie ideal. I'm a weirdo so she wanted a weird guy. Maybe she'd prefer if I was into more of her shit or had a beard or whatever.It doesn't matter who she wanted and didn't get. She wants me and has me. I want her and have her.
I am now accepting boyfriend applications. Serious inquiries only
>>33709595Depends on the sword. I've always thought rapiers would be cool and that's a one handed sword, but I'm more of a strength build so a longsword might suit me better
>>33709937>Serious inquiries onlyDang, that rules me out.
>>33709937Hello. Am moid. Will give hugs.
>>33709919would you let him
>>33709929You’re correct. The problem is, dating is naturally unfair. It’s just natural selection at the end of the day. I do pity genuinely ugly or short men. I don’t pity High functioning neurodivergents who can’t get laid though. Most of them would be fixed though exposure therapy. Ugliness can’t.
>>33709937okay where do I send mine, I would love chat
>>33709930No. He encouraged that because of his ntr fetish. I honestly don't remember him giving any reason for the breakup other than "we're too different" which is a nothingburger. So, that led me to believe he lied about accepting my polyamory.
>>33709851It's common but not normal, if that makes sense.I used to suppress negative emotions unless there was something to be done to fix a problem. It wasn't healthy and fucked me up a bit emotionally but, like schizoanon, I had tremendous control over my emotions so it seemed like a good useful thing at the time. And I was mostly happy until the negative feelings came out when I drank.
>>33709942Maybe?? I don't know..
>>33709932I would like someone to be so attracted to me to violently assault me, not care about me as a person. Curious how that works.
>>33709925i do not know how to be loved. i had a boyfriend once. nothing reaches me. i go completely numb when people are kind to me and try to act in a way that won't be weird but i feel nothing and get a pit in my stomach. it scares me and i stop breathing.
>>33709915EUA actively imports them as a literal slave class.
>>33709947But what justifies you accusing him of faking? It's a heinous accusation for you to make, and you never see him trash talking you the same way you trash talk him.
>>33709948I’m the same way. I’m afraid one day all the negative emotions will be too much to handle and I’ll go berserk. And know one could see it coming because I’m the “most composed person” they know.
>>33709949why the hesitation, what would your reasons be for saying no
>>33709937How much experience do I need for the position?
>>33709951after being violently raped you would not think that way. no accounting for stupidity.
>>33709951what if they cuddled with you afterwards
>I can't find a bfmillion (You)s>I can't find a gf"kys faggot, get cucked by Chad"Sorry, I can't take women seriously who can't find a boyfriend, I just can't.
Do you date with the intention of spending the rest of their life with that person? Or is it more casual for you usually?
>>33709822why. noone will fuck me anyway. might as well look repulsive
>>33709952Do you believe that he did love you and you just weren't able to tolerate being loved, or do you disbelieve that he loved you?
>>33709961NOBODY FUCKING SAYS THAT YOU FAGGOT
>>33709963MaleI've never dated but my motivation for trying was always to find a life partner, not just a fling
>>33709954I could hear it in the tone. Maybe if he didn't fake it I wouldn't be stating that.I really don't care if he trash talks me. Say I'm shit to every atoga girl you try your hand at.
>>33709912>I want you to directly point to one piece of advice you've given anybody that actually helped them in any way.It's not the most recent but it springs to mind:https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/23048865/#23049517There's been a bunch. I haven't kept a scrapbook. I just remember it because of juxtaposition of him not liking the song but it making him cry because, as I figured, it was perfectly appropriate to drive home the point.
>>33709958that's because, unlike women, I don't find the vast majority of women unattractive, even looking through the female sex offenders registry, I would say yes to almost all of them, if they point blank asked me to have sex with them.Meanwhile men have to be male model millionaires for women to even give them a second look.Hence my OP.
MINE SAGAAAAAAAAA
>>33709947Kek so that is why you shit talk him. He dumped you and you are bitter.
>>33709930I think it'd be rude of me not to weigh in as the person in question.I did fake cry I think twice, but I put on a really dumb voice at the time because I did it as a dumb joke. I don't believe she ever heard me genuinely cry because I would mute myself on a call if we watched something and I got emotional, so from her POV, it might have seemed like I only fake cried.As for making up what happened to me, at one point she wanted me to open up about it iirc, and I didn't want to because it wasn't really weighing on me, so perhaps that seems like evidence I was faking it.
>>33709956Well just how gross it seems for him, I mean what if he finds it really repulsive when he actually does it? Also what if he would want to do anal at some point too? I don't want to do anal
>emotionally available male>nobody wants me
>>33709912he's given me some good advice i can't remember anymore.
>>33709985You're an iPhone poster, that makes you a woman.
>>33709979No. I don't care and you guys keep asking me about him. Shut the fuck up about him. He doesn't even namefag and you guys are obsessed with him.
>inb4Can you rate my collarbones and neck?
>>33709985More like>male>nobody wants me
>>33709977>bottom righthow did Björk end up on the sex offenders registry?
>>33709977Jesus. Have some standards, maybe 3, maybe 5( depending on their body) of these women are worth fucking. And that’s ignoring what they did.
>>33709974How many from 4chan have you "dated" over the past 20 years?
>>33709966i think he liked me. i don't know if he loved me. he was kind but shy and we didn't do much. we cuddled and he kissed me once and i went stone cold like a corpse and laid awake all night feeling sick. i am broken. love does not work for me.
>>33709891>She couldn’t handle me muttering “asshole” when I’d get cut off in traffic, what made her think she’d be able to handle my actual woes,These deserve quads
>>33709990uwu I'm emotionally available owo
>>33709990>subhuman narrow clavicles>no visible adams apple>brownoid>skinnystay far far away from women
>>33709988I saved that image from kittenposter I think, I'm on a Samsung right now>>33709991True I guess anything beyond male is redundant
fill this out
100% unironic question for women (asked in all sincerity) How strong is your grip?
>>33709983what if he tells you that he loves the smell of your armpits so your butt will be no problem and thats its important that he experiences the full you, and that it makes him sad that even after being together with him for almost a year you still feel uncomfortable with himwhy are you opposed to anal
>>33710003>says she's looking for serious inquires>doesn't give out (You)sNot serious.
>>33709989And jealous too, kek.
>>33710001How retarded are you…? I’m a woman, dumbass, hence no Adams apple. My race obviously has nothing to do with anything, cunt.
>>33709995I'm done
>>33709918Like I said, I namefag for several reasons.If it was just advice, I wouldn't.And I used to defend namefags hated irrationally before. I was the one getting called a fanboy for stating objective facts.When I started, I was surprised at how wild it is. Just random irrational hatred, disagreement, and insisting that you're wrong based on absolutely nothing. It's remarkable seeing both sides of it.Like showing someone a cupcake and telling them it was baked by the opposing political party. Or something. Lame analogy.
>>33710003>would you stop watching sports for me?Does this question imply I stop watching them entirely or just when you want to do something?
>>33710009Please don't antagonize her on my behalf.
>>33709902>cant imagineDo you have 0 redeeming qualities?
>>33710009Julian, your mom called and she's turning off the internet
>>33710013are you done huffing your own farts yet
>>33709937How about a friend application first?
>>33710006I never thought I would feel touched talking about butthole licking..but I would do it for sure after that..As for anal it seems really scary and painful, and just..taboo you know, like it's something I really shouldn't do because it's dirty..so painful, embarrassing and wrong I guess..
>>33709953That's not true, though. A quick search shows 40% of Indian immigrants in the UAE are white collar and skilled, i.e., not slaves. And more importantly, I was protesting how anyone could think allowing so many of them in, to the point where 1/3 of the country is Indian, is a good idea.
>>33710015She deserves it.>>33710018Rule breaker, your child called. They want to know why you spend 24 hours a day on 4chan instead of taking care of them.
>>33709965You do it for yourself, not for anyone else
Okay seriously guys. Pretend im a friend that knows you in real life. Hung out, done favors for each other. I then tell you my wife wants to fuck you while I watch, and preferably, masturbate. What would need to be the stipulations in order for you to say yes?
>>33709922>I don’t know, I just assumed it can’t be emotionally and mentally healthy to not vent and open up to your lover. But maybe I’m wrongYour heart is in the right place but you have to understand that on a societal level, most men have been conditioned to hold in their feelings and to compress them. Displays of emotion and feeling are punished or at the very least, are very looked down upon and people will inherently isolate themselves from you because they’ll think something is wrong with you. Idk him but depending on his childhood, his parents, etc will have all had an impact on this as well. My parents would scold me and beat me for any sign of vulnerability. Vulnerability was not tolerated in my household and so being vulnerable is something I really struggle with, at least face-to-face. Unless he’s harming you, himself, or others, you should allow him to deal with his emotions the way he wants and share what he feels comfortable sharing. Hell, maybe talking about work is something that he struggles to talk about with other people. You’re still important to him and he trusts you>>33709998Why not trips of truth?
Nativeanon, can I talk to you?
>>33710013You have your reasons, and if they suit you then they suit you. I don't doubt that it was a valuable learning experience. But I feel like you've learned all there is to learn, there are no more sides to this cupcake which you can see tomorrow but you haven't already seen today.Maybe today you don't rank your priorities in this thread, but if one day you ever decide that helping people should be your top priority, then you'll end up helping more people and causing fewer disruptions when your advice doesn't need to be defended because there's no negative reputation attached to the image of the person posting it.
>>33709999Even though you’re on 4chan? What are the chances of that?
>>33710023Somebody can't measure time. Uh oh. Back to kindergarten stinky julian.
>>33710003pretty sure I failed before the interview began
>>33709955I would snap several times a year back in middle school and high school. I'd recover quickly and apparently I look hilarious. My friends fucking loved it but I was insanely murderous for roughly 15 seconds.In my twenties that stopped and I got practiced at it.But unresolved emotions became low level depression and anxiety. Drunken rants based on nonsense relieved the pressure but actually processing my feelings and crying when I need to has helped me open up emotionally and not be so...Stupidly dense when it comes to emotions.Like when my wife was miserable in the hospital and didn't want to talk to anyone and I was exhausted and only had a few hours after work before my friend came up for a long planned concert, her and her family insisted that I go home and take a nap.Instead I brought her a tiny stuffed animal version of our dog so she wouldn't be "alone". It made all the difference in the world to both of us.
>>33710021Noice, gonaa try it out tommorowwhat about this for the anal"Baby I know you're worried but don't worry I know how to make it clean you're gonna eat nothing but celery apples and bannanas the day before and after we're done I'm gonna get you whatever you want to eat, and I know its dirty but thats what it means to be in a loving relationship, to be okay with your lover even when its kinda gross, and even if you have a little accident I won't blame you since I asked you to go for it and I would clean you up, look you in the eyes and thank god I have a woman as pretty as you that is willing to be vulnerable with me "
>>33710029I was aiming for the quads myself but missed :/
>>33710026She be hot
>>33709963I always dated with the intention of it going that direction. But you can't tell at first. When I realized my first gf wasn't who I wanted to marry, I took a few days and told her, giving her the option to keep dating casually enjoying each other's company or break up. I didn't want to waste her time.
>>33708705Im no educated enough about it but I assume NO.
>>33710003
>>33708731Go out more
>>33710010>I'm a woma-go date Chad then
>>33710023I'd just prefer not to be used as a sort of cudgel for hurting somebody.
>>33710047The only Anon with a dog (in the race).
>>33710019
>>33710047Easy bro, save some chicks for the rest of us.
>>33709851I think I'm fairly open about my feelings given enough time to process them
>>33710014I don't care about that question >>33710020Whatever you want. I just need information
>>33710031>if one day you ever decide that helping people should be your top priority, then you'll end up helping more people and causing fewer disruptions when your advice doesn't need to be defended because there's no negative reputation attached to the image of the person posting it.True enough.
>>33710003Ok let me get on my laptop
Do you care if a prospective SO is sleeping with other people during the talking stage? If you don’t know the talking stage is pretty much when you’re going on causal dates or getting to know someone, but haven’t actually officially started dating yet.
>>33710016Not enough
>>33710047>get in the car, eat in the car, talk in the car, have sex in the car, sleep in the car, wake up in the car, have breakfast in the car, have morning sex in the carok that one made me laugh
>>33710005Strong enough to hold a pen, that’s about it
>>33710056>I don't care about that questionMaybe you should make your own with questions you do care about then
>>33710037The stuffed dog must have brought her great comfort when she discovered you'd been having a long term affair. And keep her company while you continue to hornypost with femanons.
>>33710066Okay
>>33710059Yes
>>33710059MYes.B-but you aren't official yet!Dont care, dont reason with my heart
>>33710067His wife doesn't know that he's still writing smut for JH.
>>33710047>number of ex-girlfriends you are still in touch with: 1>number of ex-girlfriends who are prettier than me: 1brootal
>>33708705Not a guy and I'm not educated on this either, but why would putting more pressure on ERs a good thing? Ad where would patients stay after they've given birth?
>>33710047Fand NTA, but I have a sudden urge to put your cock in my mouth, don't ask why
>>33710059If she's a girl I know irl that I got a crush on but I know she's sleeping with other dudes, she wouldn't be a prospect anymore. If we're on dating apps, not really. It's fairly normal unless you talk about exclusiveness
>>33710059I care, don’t
>>33710047whoever took the time to type all of this out in MS Paint must have a contempt for humanity so strong, that it cannot be manifested into words
>>33710059Yes, because the wouldn't be giving "us" a fair chance. Don't tell me I can fuck x and think about y because I wouldn't believe it and if it is indeed true then that kind of person is not for me.
>>33710086Where you see contempt, I see transcendent love.
What are some good questions for the atoga boyfriend application
>>33710003I’m a good candidate and I know a good candidate wouldn’t hand out or write applications
>>33710089they're two sides of the same coin (australian 50ct)
>>33710092How many atogans they've added offsite and are still friends with
>>33710092Literally wtv matters to you
Are you the good guy /atoga/?
>>33710039Maybe tomorrow champ…
>>33710092"If I cheat on him, will he forgive me?"
It's kinda shocking how well you can see my blue veins under my skin. Maybe I should get out more and get more sun.
>>33710098I do a lot of standing around, yeah
>>33710092>favorite dinosaur>ideal date>brief description of their demeanor>level of interest in kink
>>33710098I would be silently insulted depending on the situation
>>33710092"Is your dog hot?"
>>33710038i hope she dumps you lol
>>33710098And then the bad guy blows the ten million dollar deal off just to show her he really loves her and she still picks the dude that's just standing around
State gender, and favorite dessert
Here
>>33710092height, weight, race, complexion, hair color, eye color, fingernail length and shape, description of arms, foreskin or no foreskin, how many kids do you have/want? dick length, breedability level, preferred boob size
>>33710111MaleFrozen fruit
>>33710092>>33710112I'd rather die alone than fill that out, thanks.>>33710098Only bad people date, marry, and have kids.
>>33710059Yes. I'm not looking for someone who casually sleeps around
I feel bad for even typing this out, but should I cheat on/break up with my gf?The thing is, I really want to try out violent, rough, animalistic sex. Like grabbing her hip bones and slamming my pelvis into hers as hard as possible and "go all out", but she likes it more gentle and slower, which I always oblige and always make sure she enjoys herself and cums at the end, but I don't really get much out of it.I don't really want to break up with her, but at the same time, I feel like I might have to.Advice?
>>33710112Waitaminute /atoga/, I thought you told me that women don't really care about height.
>>33710092Favorite Sonic character
>>33710111I love those Turkish rolled pastries covered in nuts and honey
>>33710108why? is it too sappy
>>33710119As well as favorite train, favorite tank, and favorite dinosaur nugget shape
>>33710120back lava
>>33710115>Only bad people date, marry, and have kidsGood guys have ONS and casual hooks up confirmed
>>33710092Top 5 ways you enjoy spending your freetime
>>33710118no one said that. t. chadlet lover
>>33710124If that was true incels wouldn't exist, checkmate whore.
>>33710123A little Moor?
>>33710122thomas, strickland propane, and motherfucking stegosaurus>RAAAWR
>>33710110I would just run with the money, love is for losers
>>33710115>I'd rather die alone than fill that out, thanks.You can choose which answers you want to fill out
>>33710118nobody told you that
MenWould you be like this if somebody went after your ex for how they treated you >>33710050
>>33710132by not filling out the form, I have filled out the form, now let me die alone in piece you harpy
Holy shit female autism is real.https://youtu.be/eBQHtL3Q9Uo
>>33710128Incels exist solely because of the excess freedom and leisure in society
>>33710134If she is my ex her safety and what she does is no longer my concern, I'd just cut you out of my life, maybe take a lesser paying job halfway around the globe so I wouldn't have to ever think about you again.
>>33710134Revenge is a fools game and only serves to waste time chasing better opportunities
>>33710134No
>>33710116That’s kind of stupid though. Everyone partakes in casual sex, especially if they want to test if they’re sexually compatible with someone. Good luck finding your needle in a Haystack
>>33708255How to court spiritual witchy women? I have a Halloween party coming up, and I have reason to believe there will be witches present.>inb4 they're gonna sacrifice me
>>33710138>incelsyou misspelled whores, which is basically synonymous with women at this point.
>>33710121no it's a ridiculous way to beg someone for anal. just go fuck a man
>>33710120Turkish delight is good too, Turks make the best dessert items
Women, would you let your hypothetical moid roofie you? He promises he will take good care of you.
So that anon lied. I haven't gotten a single boyfriend application. Which I knew would happen but now you guys can't say that shit about how women dont have to try anymore
>>33710142>Everyone partakes in casual sex>mfw khhv at 31
>>33710137Dandelion crayons are discontinued? Well that's good to know that the crayons I own is rare.>>33710143Buy a crystal, pretend to cast magic, dress like you're a gay goth boy going to the Football Jock party in hopes of being tag teamed by them before the big game and you're golden.
>>33710144Not every woman is a whore but everyone makes bad decisions with good intentions
>>33710143you are looking for a 2 of cups pull in the tarot, if you can do card pulls
>>33710143Go full Crowley mode.
>>33710151>Not every woman is a whoreOnlyfans stats disagree with you, literally only 1/4th of women 18 to 24 don't have an onlyfans.
>>33710143This is why we have incels
>>33710148You ignored people asking you questions.
>>33710156Bullshit
>>33710148Real men hate paperwork, ofc you’re going to get the bottom of the barrel desperate trash
>>33710148Sorry, my self-worth and pride is way more important than your used up pussy and mental disorders.
>>33710148just means no guy here fits the app. You dating any guy here wouldn't work out then, and now you haven't wasted any time
>>33710148Chill I need to get to my computer to fill it outIt's too hard to format text on my phone
>>33710150For some reason, I feel like being gay isn't a great play when looking for gf.>>33710152Is 2 of cups good?>>33710155Like from Supernatural?>>33710157?
>>33710158What questions
>>33710148Why can't you just talk to moids? Why the performative stuff?
>>33710156I’ve dated at least 5 women since lockdowns and none of them had OF, please continue on your incel rant however
>>33710160Ignorance really is bliss, isn't it? Did you know that the amount of women doing onlyfans globally is almost equal the amount of women living in the USA as well?>>33710166>For some reason, I feel like being gay isn't a great play when looking for gf.This is why you can't get a gf.
>>33710163>fits the appThey were all open questions I didn't give any guidelines
>>337101662 of cups is a romantic card that signifies finding love
So you guys don't really like dessert huh? >>33710111
>>33710162Based sigma male
>>33710169>I believe women then they lie to me
>>33710112
>>33710171damn imagine the only applicant you get is a married man looking to make you the other woman lmao
>>33710172>open??????well you just got one from some guy above so gj
>>33710171Unemployed behaviour ofc from a tripfag
>>33710167These were the first.>>33709946>>33709957Don't say you're looking for serious inquiries if you're going to ignore people. It just looks like you're not serious, and anyone who takes you seriously is only making a fool of themselves.
>>33710179MKG's gf/wife only exists in his mind.
>>33710072Of course not. That would hurt her feelings. So, as the intellectually superior and spiritually enlightened being he is, he hides it from her. Lies by omission. No ask, no tell. How deliciously clever of him, don't you agree? Only a brilliant and highly sensitive mind could conceive of such an elegant plan.
>>33710175embarrassing level of samefaggotry
>>33710176I I literally went through all their phones, have sex incel
>>33710170>Ignorance really is blissDo you feel blissful?
>>33710182Wut
>>33710184First one is answered. I was making the application. >>33709957None
I can't read
>>33710170So how many dicks do I need to suck before I earn a gf?>>33710173Oh, alright.
>>33710168it's called pity bating for attention.
>>33710178Are you Russian?
>>33710187I am wrong and maybe a terrible human being and those that are disgusted by me might be right to feel that way. But you lot? You've found a way to be worse. You're the diseased maggots crawling under the corpse of my failures recoiling at the sunlight far above. You aren't superior to me.Actually, thank you for this revelation, maggots. I genuinely struggle with giving myself permission to rise above tolerating this kind of bullshit. I occasionally need a good kick in the ass to remember that I wouldn't let assholes talk to someone else this way, so why should I tolerate it when it's me?What do you feel when you squirm and wriggle over the internet trying to chew apart and tear down others to make yourself feel better about your empty existence, squandering your time in this miracle of life? You don't have the slightest right to criticize me in any way for not displaying the emotions you think I should feel. I am a terrible human being for cheating on my wife and you're a filthy maggot beneath my feet.
>>33710189>women can't own more than one phonefell for that trick, huh?>>33710190I imagine thinking I'm the blissful one here>>3371019412
>>33710197he said [east] orthodox, which is clearly russian
>>33710192If you don't reply to someone asking you serious questions then it looks like you're ignoring them. Don't say you're serious when you're not.
>>33710199bro imagine this level of untreated paranoid delusion
>>33710203None of you are taking this seriously
>>33710038Hmm..it sounds sweet but this is one where I couldn't really know unless I was in the situation. What makes you interested in anal?
>>33710204Imagine believing women at all
>>33710178>russian, german, english, frenchthis nigga is a sleeper agent for sure
How to tell if you're autistic? Am i just socially awkward and I can't fix it?
>>33710207i don't need to imagine anything because im not suffering from paranoid psychosis like you are
>>33710197yes
>>33710111FCheesecake! Plain, any flavor, topping- it's just so perfect
>>33710212How do you feel about other European nationalities
>>33710205Why would anybody take you seriously if you show right away that you don't take them seriously? If you don't believe that your own behavior plays a role in setting the tone then I don't know what kind of girlfriend you expect to be.
all I want in life is a wife
>>33710198But do you jerk off in front of your grandmother? No? Then fuck off.
>>33710111Manything with peanut butter and chocolate, or coffeeI make coffee jello now and then, and it's utterly delectable
>>33710134I have no negative feelings towards my ex so someone going after them over it will piss me off>>33710142Thanks>>33710209There's a whole list of symptoms online. Notably, it tends to present differently in women compared to men
>>33710215:) same
>>33710077They go home. Giving birth is just something all women are literally designed from the ground up to do. They don't need a quarter million in medical expenses and equipment just to do this.
>>33710216They're cool. With the exception of Russia, I have only ever been in the western countries though. No animosity though, if that's what you're asking.
>>33710209I got tired of people assuming that I'm autistic just because I get into arguments in /atoga/ every day so I've decided to clear this up for everyone by giving myself this plain and simple name. I am not autistic, as this name will hopefully help you all to see. Ideally there will be no more confusion or misinformation popping up now that I've clarified this issue, and since this is out of the way we can more on now to bigger and more serious issues.
>>33710225it exists because women are so averse to any form of lifestyle inconvenience that they'd rather pump themselves full of psychotropics and permanently alter their baby's brain chemistry than have to tolerate an hour of childbirth
>>33710225Not a woman but the female human body is imperfectly designed to give birth, that's why mortality rates during childbirth were so high to begin with.
>>33710229kek
>>33710148lmaoAverage men literally do not exist as far as women are concerned, and this post is proof.
Non-Chads talking to women: the thread
>>33710210I'm not the one coping here, am I?
>>33710112I filled it out now give me attention.
>>33710236There should be a rule where you have to be 18+ and have had sex with at least one partner to post here; the crushing reality for the future of incels is not punishing enough
i want to do stuff but my belly hurts so i dont want to do anything
>>33710218...a fourteen year old wife?
>>33710229Pajeet
>>33710238>number of previous girlfriends: 0>body count: 0bleak
>>33710248I thought the chicks here wanted virgin boyfriends?
>>33710248It's over for people who answer questions honestly.
>>33710250no? Why do you think women are more attracted to a man once they find out he has a gf/is married?
>>33710232They were high because of really basic (in the modern world) stuff like doctors not washing their hands.
>no girlfriend application I thought moids here wanted gfs
>>33710112You may now make fun of me.
>>33710257We'll pretty much take what we can get.
>>33710003>>33710058I filled it out earnestly in my laptop but then if I try to save it as a jpeg I loose the annotations wtf. Some other time I have to do other stuff.
>>33710258fat
>>33710258>age: 35>number of previous girlfriends: 0>body count: 0>height: 5'11">weight: 200aaaaaaand into the shredder it goes
>>33710261of course, I powerlift
Would you guys send nudes to someone you aren’t officially dating yet? Will you send nudes to someone you’re officially dating? Will you ask for nudes?I’m just interesting, because I’ve gotten pictures leaked before
>>33710263I would have been angry if I actually took it seriously lol
>>33710258How come you never got into Esperanto?
>>33710243she looks more 13. that sort of gangly look is pretty much unique to 12-13 year olds, like they have an adult height but their curves haven't caught up yet. by 14 they start filling out more.
>>33710266Nope, nope, nope. I know better than to trust the internet with that stuff
>>33710269I've listened to some Esperanto songs and some "native" Esperanto speakers and the language just sounds ugly to me if I'm being completely honest. Next on the list are Tolkien's dwarven and then I'll maybe move over to elvish depending how I feel. I gotta say some of the bangers I love are all Dwarf Fort Dwarven though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02nLHpSLTxo
>>33710266Dont do that. Bad things happen to people that do that. Never send nudes!
>>33710003>>33710058>>33710260Ok I worked around it, now laugh at me
>>33709593It makes you give birth to QT
>>33710112Redacted information I'm not comfortable sharing
>>33710278Thats actually very sweet guy.
>>33710112I already filled one >>33710278 I dont have time to fill another
>>33710266>Would you guys send nudes to someone you aren’t officially dating yet? No>Will you send nudes to someone you’re officially dating? Sure>Will you ask for nudes?Only if we're long distance
>>33710253They do? Femanons can I get a fact check on this?
>>33710276There's a couple of youtuber singers who did actual songs in neo-khazdul which are pretty coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wIShPoAWywhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Ak93JgJeQ
I thought it'd be fun to fill out and I was honest. So honest.Feel free to let me have it.
>>33710288Women only want to fuck and date men that other women want, which is why if you don't want women to ever date you or see you sexually you tell them you've never dated in your life. It's a common tactic the monk side of the red pill and manosphere community use to keep women away from them.
>>33710224Good taste!
>>33710257I would actually try this if I wasn't certain that all the responses would just be other guys
>>33710298Its okay to be gay anon
>>33710288Sweetheart, not every person wants the same thing- maybe some women do, but there are also plenty who would prefer a virgin
>>33710299I was referring to catfishing actually
If I fill the 4chin BF application I know I won't get a 4chud gf anyways what's the point.
>>33710303Yeah, gays do that all the time, they pretend they are "catfishing" and being "ultimate trolls" while they jerk off to the idea of men fucking them. Totally a cover for being gay.
>>33710266MaleI'm honestly not sure. In a way I'd love to have a gf to send and receive nudes all the time, but in another way I think I'd prefer if it was something special that we only got to see when we were together.
>>33710308Alright but I don't want to be part of that so I won't be opening myself up to it
>its still storming outside>but its still warm enough to not wear a hoodiefuck autumn
>>33710257that would require the femanons be honest, of which they are wholly incapable
>>33710266I never send nudes because I know that women dont want that shit
>>33710257I don't, I'm pretty happy being alone.
>>33710257Here
These applications make you guys sounds like cool people tbdesu and I find it inspiring in a way
GenderPreferred late night snack?
Ladies, is it cringe for a dude to sit in a bar just to enjoy a meal, a nice drink, and read Kindle books on his phone for a bit?
>>33710302What do you want?
>>33709937>>33710148Loneliness is a costume that she wears for fun, Femcel is an identity that she roleplays for a game.That's why she's done responding to the applications. Not even a cursory "Hey, you seem like a cool person but you live too far away from me" or "Hey, I think you're sweet but our life goals aren't lining up" or anything like that.She was never serious.
>>33710266>would Inobody has ever asked so I don't know how I'd respond>have you ever askedI've asked for clothed and underwear before but never nudes. I'm a clothing fetishist so I get off more from seeing girls in clothing than I do seeing them in the nude
>>33710323No, though I question why a bar and not a cafe
>>33710323Sure, you’re just enjoying the social atmosphere. Some people will think you’re gay. Some will think youre mysterious. Some will think you’re autistic.
>>33710322M. My gf.>tfw I've been starving my whole life.
>>33710322MA fruit cup, I usually keep some in the fridge just in case the stomach is rumbling as I get ready for bed.
>>33710321I hope this is sincere but at this point I can't tell
this would look dumb as fuck irl but should I pull the trigger on it?
>>33710321Explain
okay, here's an actual gf application, though like the other anon said, women aren't desperate enough to actually fill these out
>>33710217women ate allergic to responsibility, it is core to their psychology. They genuinely cannot comprehend the concept of "I did this, it is my duty to follow it through or accept fault when it failed". their first, immediate, and only instinct when something goes wrong is "who can I blame for this?"
>>33710322Taco bell, sometimes I'll make something like ramen or a tuna melt. I wake up late so my night time "snack" tends to be a full meal. I just had two pulled pork sandwiches for my snack tonight.
>>33710337MaleDepends on the price and the brandI'd do some research but in general I would encourage you to wear it if you like it, I'd just be cautious of getting scammed
>tfw no gf to give me head scratchies when I'm sad it's not fair bros
>>33710322M711 burrito and a 40 oz
>>33710257>don't be fat>don't be a rape victimWell?
>>33710337steampunk school shooter ahh jacket
>>33710328Cafe's are for gay zoomers doing brunch and also closed at the time I'm out doing this.>>33710332I assure you, it's like 20% atmosphere and 80% autism
>>33710339No question to weed trannies out. Mine is better.
>>33710266Have not sent nudes. Used to say definitely would never--more because of data privacy paranoia than not trusting past partners. Did consider taking nude analog photos instead (polaroids) tho. I've been single for a few years now though and I think I care less. Not as afraid of them getting leaked or w/e because the internet is so saturated with pics of naked women anyway. Also my desire to have records of my body while I'm still young and attractive is increasing.
>>33710322Mfried mozzarella sticks
I keep making Aryan people angry unintentionally. It happens everywhere even here on ATOGA which bans me very often. I am a weird case and I am afraid that if I let them know this I would radicalized them and also make a bad reputation for my ethnicity. I just love girls and my behavior upsets everyone because it can be unorthodox.
Help. When is it okay to show high interest in a Woman? Here’s a story. I happened to reconnect with a high school associate. And she’s hotter than ever. I’m very into her. I want to ask her to hang out but because we’ve just reconnected I’m not sure if I should push thing forwards or try to test if she’s even into me.She complimented me when we met and was impressed at my transformation since high school. Please help I’m autistic and I’ve already got oneitis for this woman just after that. I’m trying to control my expectations.
>>33710327Dangerously based
>>33710353Just stop being racist, it's not hard.
>>33710322MCock
>>33710347I would date a rape victim. Just don't be fat.
>>33710339>anon left a whole line blank for body countwhat did he mean by this?
>>33710337Is that the leon coat?
>>33710351the real reality is unless you have a genuinely incredible body, nobody would remember your nudes after a week anyway. maybe if you were still in high school it'd be a big deal but as an adult nobody cares
>>33710266Women dont want nudeswomen want>forearm pics>hand pics>torso pictures with slighty pushing down the waistline of your sweatpants
>>33710358>I would date a rape victim.I'll see you at the courthouse!
>>33710350they would just lie and larp anyway
>>33710324I want a virgin
>>33710355I wish there was a way to phase a dick through clothing so I could have sex fully clothedbusting a PHAT knut on a titties in a sports bra or butt in jeans is what I live for
>>33710360No, it's Ash Ketchum's
>>33710248Also: fuck you nigger I'll fucking kill you.
>>33710360Leon's coat doesn't have those flaps below the waist. If it stopped just below that pocket flap, it probably would be a match
>>33710282>number of girlfriends: 0>body count: 0>hobbies & interests: anime/manga, video gamesshocker
>>33710178>>33710238>>33710278>>33710282>>33710292I’m not single but I feel bad that femanon didn’t even respond to these.You all sound nice! “Would” as they say (if I didn’t have a bf)
>>33710292Nag but you sound like a cool dude, I hope you find someone someday
>>33710373Let's see your application then
How get gf as 30+ year old, mildly autistic, virgin?
>>33710379Hello, me, how are you?
>>33710375>>33710376Thank you very much. :)
>>33710375You're a nice person, but today's events have only worsened the gender divide. The rift between men and women will only grow after today's bait and switch.
>>33710354Pleas help. I don’t want to fuck up
>>33710257>>33710339lmao, men are pathetic unlovable cogs unless they are stupidly handsome.
>>33710375>but I feel bad that femanon didn’t even respond to these.You shouldn't she was never serious in the first place, the whole thing was a scam from the start.
>>33710375I appreciate you femanonI think we all knew that other femanon was just trying to find any excuse to complain about how she can't find a boyfriend, considering after like 5 minutes she decided it was over >>33710148
>>33710385Elaborate. How does that relate to what you posted?
>>33710386It's okay to feel bad for people who fell for a ruse. They didn't deserve to put their feelings on the line for a joke.
>>33710373men turn to those hobbies because women shunned them. nobody wakes up one day and decides to be a shut-in who jerks it to cartoons. that's the bedrock at the bottom of a deep hole.
>>33710383I still like learning a little about who I share the thread with. It sounds like anons follow a general scheme and it’s near to learn about them! (And then there’s a namefag who is scum….)
>>33710388*to what you replied toMan I need to go to bed.
>>33710389I don't think they took it seriously either, do you even know where you are?
>>33710377there is no female application form for me to fill out
M and F. Say you’ve become rich and famous. Who would you choose, assuming equal attractiveness and equal personality. Who would you trust has the most genuine interest? >friend or acquitance you met in high school or college or before you were famous that’s suddenly reappeared after you’ve gotten rich or famous. Wasn’t like they ghosted you after school/quitting work, or treated you like shit, just that you went though natural separate paths but they’ve suddenly reappeared. Maybe there was some missed chemistry in the past, they kind of live a normal life.>a rich/famous person, who may be interested in you for relevance or more fame.>An ig model or influencer.> another mostly normal not famous person you’ve met just after getting famous but the person knew you were famous and rich before you met, maybe even a fan
>>33710354Just go for it. Don’t overthink it.
>>33710383>after today's bait and switch.I was at work, what happen?
>>33710394>femaleyou misspelled tranny...
>>33710394>>33710339
>>33710394You're not even a man insulting the other men, you're a woman insulting the men for no reason? Brutal.
>>337103951 > 2 > 3 > 4
>>33710400Like I said, it was a scam to be misandrist from the start.
>>33710392because women have this whimsical belief that if men just used the same strategies as them (openly asking for sex/relationships) that they would be just as successful, but women would rather use a cactus as a dildo than date a guy who asked them to fill out a fucking application to date him. Unless he was hot.
>>33710397Femanon posts bf application, some anons fill it out, she looks at none of them so they totally wasted their time
>>33710406What if the application was on customized paper?
>>33710397Woman: Nobody could ever love me.Men: Say the magic words "I am now accepting boyfriend applications" and see what happens.Woman: I am now accepting boyfriend applications. Serious inquiries onlyMen: Here are our applications.Woman: [silence]
>>33710399eh, on second, I can't be bothered, I'm sure other femanons are touch starved enough to take the time to do this though.
>>33710258Am I having a stroke?
>>33710395I'd rather date a fan than any of the othersI'd assume all the others at least have a really good chance of being into me for the money but at least a fan likes me for me on some level even if she doesn't know the real me yet
>>33710395MI dont want none of those
>>33710390>nobody wakes up one day and decides to be a shut-in who jerks it to cartoons
>>33710408meaning?
Am I the only one who feels like it’s impossible to have a FWBs without some emotional connection. Every FWBS I’ve ever had, the other person treated it like it was the prequel to our eventual relationship. I’ve never had a FWBs that was truly just friends being casual with each other. ……Unless a bootycall is the same thing as a FWBs to you.
>>33710411What a pussy, lmfao. Highly likely you're just as heavy or heavier than the men in here.
>>33710407>>33710410Oh, that thing. Yeah, women are weird. Why are they even here?
>>33710418You’re not old enough to have sex yet little guy, maybe ever
>>33710375Is probably better she didn't respond, is a fun excersise, I filled mine honestly but I didn't actually expect anything to happen. I dont plan on ever meeting anyone from 4chan.
>>33710417
>>33710415But you have to choose, there’s no other choice, god is holding a gun don’t make him pull the trigger anon!
>>33710410>>33710406literally picrel
>>33710394So women don't like men that a virgins?
>>33710406Works for me bro
>>33710381Pretty sure we don't live anywhere near each other, and an E-gf doesn't seem the same
>>33710427pull the trigger, leave the fortune to my siblings and parents
>>33710412The Anon who posted that is being a quirk chungus.>filename: 𐑐𐑮𐑩𐑗𐑑𐑦𐑕>search Google for 𐑐>it's a character in an alternative alphabet for Englishhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shavian_alphabet
>>33710426So you think women would fill out an application form to date a 4chan moid if it had a cute dog on it?
>>33710431I'm not a woman either
>>33710407Eh, at least one foid appreciated it>>33710391
>>33710423I’m not a guy… little boy. Don’t talk about what you don’t understand.
>>33710430still faking screenshots, huh?
>>33710436That certainly doesn't help
>>33710435Do you think it would be better if it have a cute cat on it? Or what about a pokemon one?
what's with the applications
>>33710434I dated a girl once called Shavian, she was Syrian immigrant and had the best body I’ve ever seen come from a war torn refugee
>>33710444I would like to apply to answer this question, where is the form?
>>33710444It's just a joke, ha ha, don't worry about it, nobody got their feelings hurt for real, ha ha...
Do any of the chicks here want to come to my basement and listen to this song with me?https://youtu.be/ln7Vn_WKkWU
>>33710430Sure thing brohttps://voca.ro/13UwAIVqnBDH
>>33710435Nta but yes if it was the correct cute dog
>>33710438You’re too afraid to take your pants off infront of a girl because your dick is so small and you can’t bear to imagine her shocking reaction in this situation
>>33710414But a fan may only see her idealized version of you and once she sees your human side, things may go bad
>>33710416imagine having this little self-awareness
>>33710432this one reads about right
>>33710451nta, but the last time I did that she laughed at me and left since then I just tell women I have a small dick to start with.
>>33710454Imagine jerking off to cartoons pajeet behaviour kek that’s going in the spreadsheet
>>33710451>replies to a girl about dick size Sounds like a mix of stupidity and projection. Hopefully you get that checked out anon. But don’t worry, women won’t hate you for having a small dick, put yourself out there!
>>33710416It can be a permanent lifestyle but it is very nice while it lasted. Preferable to interacting to women if I'm being honest.
>>33710456Omg I’m dead LMAOOO XD
>>33710410This is proof that it's only a mental barrier for women lmao
>>33710460its very effective a attracting your wife ENTJ, she still says its bigger than yours.
So did femanon choose a bf yet?
>>33710457your on a website that was literally created because ebaumsworld banned loli pornfully one third of the boards here are still dedicated to anime in both SFW and SNFW contexts
>>33710463his wife is made up so it's just him in a wig
>>33710339
>>33710453That's definitely true, but I'd still rather risk that than being a wallet or a springboard
>>33710468i am not actually applying guys i just like filling out forms
>>33710465>society made me jerk off to loli hentai cartoons
>>33710471none of us are, we are just entertaining ourselves, relax.
>>33710468>>33710471It’s okay, thanks for filling it out. You sound like a sweet girl.
>>33710339jokes on you i love filling out surveys. the part i won't do is actually respond though, happy being single right now
>>33710473had a vision of thirty five annoying 'gotcha' posts. needed psychic insurance
>>33710465>your on a website that was literally created because ebaumsworld banned loli pornThis is like reading Japanese history as told by an African Tribesman that just learned the country existed and its hilarious
Women, how good are your shitposting skills? Do you get lots of (you)s without telling people your gender?
>>33710478just because you don't know who Moot is doesn't mean nobody else does.>>33710472yes
>>33710476>33Damn Daniel.
>>33710476you sound kind of like my dream girl
>>33710480That's even funnier because if you were around at the time you would know ebaumsworld came after 4chan
>>33710476I think I remember you anon. The one who has issues replying even to urgent messages in a timely manner?
>>33710468>female that doesn't know her weightHi trans twin! I go by Sarge, and I'm a 28-year-old virgin from Canada, I will soon post my email for you
>>33710486Don't say his name, he is like a demon that is summoned the minute you utter his true name near a pentagram and a fire
>>33710468You sound like a regular girlfailure with a good heart and low self esteem, don't be so hard on yourself. I Would date you, but I'd be concerned about the no boundaries thing, sounds like you're the type to let resentment build up in exchange for pleasing people until it bubbles up and fucks you in the long run.
My engineering project needs done by morning but the waves of sleepiness are crashing my mental shores....
>>33710468>Where would you like to be in 5 years>Sleeping more>>33710476>Where would you like to be in 5 years>Died in a tragic hiking accidentI see femanons have their priorities straight
>>33710479i trip all the time, but every once and a wile when things dawn on me that i cant change i come in here to see all you guys talk, and periodically crush the tourist
I used to want to date a woman until I found Japanese life sims, married a horse, had a centaur daughter, died, reincarnated as my daughter and became emperor of the snail people with my captivating sexy dance, female horse pheromones, and my ability to soothe their rage with my pan flutes.
>>33710486>all women are sooo obsessed with weight, tee heeyeah and we all wear pink bows in our hair too.
>>33710495obssessed about being the heaviest ones in the room, that's for sure. The average women weights more than the average man does now.
>>33710488please don't read me that hard holy shitthat literal exact thing is happening right now
>>33710476Damn, if it weren't for the birth control I would've asked you out already. Girls that are into nature are hard to come by. The 9 year age gap would be kinda hot too. Have fun being single though, I guess.
>>33710489nigga get off the internet
>>33710484>2001 is after 2003certified retard moment
>>33710500I have an inability to focus without a secondary source of dopamine.
Wait, so do couples mostly have sex raw or protected?
>>33710501>doesn't know about the ebaumsworld server host changeI mean, I'm not going to stop you from being wrong, it's just so hilarious wrong it made me laugh.
>>33710495SO Im NOT the only one to see pink bows everywhere. what the hell are those about???
>>33710481breaking the typical Aging Is Miserable vibe of this board to say actually my 30s have been so great. so much happier and more fun than my 20s, even though i've been single since 30. no one kill yourself until you hit 35 bc you too may suddenly just have like 2/3 of your depression and anxiety evaporate. it rules!>>33710483if you get outside to the woods maybe you'll find me before the bears eat me for keeping a jar of nutella in the tent>>33710485probably not me, i'm not a regular. wandered by a year ago for a month or two, only just remembered this place and poked my head in again this week. doing the important work emails, bills, etc takes up all my Responding Energy and i just don't like texting. SO talkative in person. but uhg texting is such a chore and i hate looking at my phone. love shit like sending snail mail letters though
If femanon was blonde, I'd marry her, but she's brunette
>>33710508pays my private military company to anally rape you to death
>>33710468I mean this one seems like a copy of another application am I having a dejavu?
>>33710508Eh, she is mid, if she doesn't have tits that can seriously crush my head if she dropped them on me, I'm not interested.
>>33710476I know this anon...
Femanons, what makes you superior to these women?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VcXt8202Lghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pP079vEXac
>>33710508THOSE FUCKING TITS
>>33710507>tfw 35It's not so bad. I think I liked like 28-33-ish the best so far. But things could still pick up, I've just been really shitty the past couple of years.
>>33710508The woman that you posted is literally a brunette that is a bottle blonde
>>33710480We live in a vindaloo
>>33710498you gotta learn to love yourself, or at least no hate yourself to the point of being a doormat.I bet you're the type to push people away too and gaslight yourself into thinking that you did them a favor by doing so.Literally just go and touch grass and do things that don't make you feel like a loser and all the negative headspace will go with it.
>>33710517We live in a vindapoo
>>33710505you said 4chan predated Ebaum, to try and counter the historical fact that Moot got banned off Ebaum because of his stance on Loli. so he created his own website where people could keep posting it.
What’s your age and the largest age gap (younger and older) you’d be willing to do? I’ll start. 25, youngest is 21, oldest is 35
>>3371052230any legal and fertile age
>>33710503You're fucking crazy to be in a relationship and use condoms
>>33710521Again, its so wrong it's hilarious, tell me more.
>>33710522I like older women, I'm 24 and would very much like to have at least a casual fling with a woman between the 40-50 range.I am however disgusted by older men that date younger women.
>>33710521You’re all pedophiles and this is getting screenshootted and uploaded in a later vid
>>33710519....once. jeez. stop having my number.
>>33710516a bottle blonde is still a blondeits in the name doofus
>>33710524>age of consent in germany is 14pedo
>>33710490sleeping, dying, and filling out surveys... the things women REALLY love most>>33710499honestly i'm mostly on birth control because it lets me schedule my periods NOT during backpacking or camping trips. i used to work outdoors in the wilderness and do you know how miserable it is having to pack out bloody tampons??? the bears would get me even sooner without the bc. never dating younger again anyway tho>>33710515there's ups and downs for sure. but overall i feel like 30s are just so much less stressful than 20s in terms of knowing how to figure shit out. if i haven't had a problem before, well, i've already had enough other problems i know i can get through whatever the new thing is too. sorry you've been having a rough patch, i hope it picks up for you soon
>>33710526still not a single actual counter claim>>33710528paedophile website, yes. try not being a tourist and lurk moar
>dating app notification pings>"you've been liked!">is blackHow do I figure out why black women seem to like me and change it? Even when I was in high school, they seemed to like me for some reason.
>>33710478>ebaumsworldsa>>33710480>Mootmoot>>33710521>>33710537anon just stop
>>3371052225. Youngest is 9 like our Lord and Savior Muhammad. Oldest is 30 if she still looks good at that age.
>>33710535if they're legal it don't matter
>>33710537Why correct some so wrong its funny>>33710539BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>33710537>pedophile genuinely believes he has an argument to defend himself withWhat posses someone to do this to themselves?
Women when your period happens do you visit 4chan?
What does it feel like to cuddle with someone you love?
>>33710544NTA but what's the discussion to begin with?It seems to be>y-y-you like loli!!???>yeah this very website was created for loli, retard>y-y-you think you have an argument to defend yourself??!!!!Kek. Retard.
>>33710546It feels like you're being accepted and validated
>>33710529You're also the type to pick up a new hobby, do it for a while until you hit a roadblock and are faced with a challenge which you immediately shy away from due to low self worth and fear of failure and subsequently give up the hobby alltogether, because you feel like learning something new is an uphill battle and you're woefully unequipped to take the mental load of failing at something until you get it right.I could go on, but you have to trust me when I say that the earlier you learn to push yourself and build yourself up, the better off you will be, both long-and short term.
Women, why aren't you choosing a guy from his application?
>>33710548>pedo crash out Lmao, I’m so glad I have a gf
>>33710546For me. It makes me feel vulnerable , but in a good way. I think if I were to ever cry again in my life. It’s probably while I’m in the arms of my girlfriend.
>>33710552Totally, bro.
>>33710546Bretty gud.
>>33710542i'm tired and it was stupid to read, sorry for spoonfeeding...
>>33710539if you want to be pedantic it's m00t. I was simplifying. same with using the ebaumsworld name. because somethingawful doesn't exist anymore, and I wanted anon to have something she could look up and verify.
>>33710551because women dont want a guy who has to use atoga
>>33710557i call him mootles personally
just so you know, the feeling of having your application ignored by women is about 5% of the pain women feel when they get rejected by Chad.
>>33710558Anon fell for the glownigger blackmail operation.
Do women even care at all what the men here think about them?
>>33710548trying to bog an argument down in semantics is a common fallacy. Notice how at no point did they try to counter the core point that Moot founded the site to cater to lolicons.
>>33710560I call him crumplefuckshitbitchturbonigger, but that's just me personally
Have you guys used duolicious?
>>33710563Not really. Why would we? The men here never go outside so they might as well not exist.
>>33710562She is real. There is lots of them, but she is specially weird. There is pics and audio.
>>33710566No, I dont trust that shit with my info
>>33710567Then why even come here?
>>33710567>says she while coming here everyday to read posts of what the men here think about her
>>33710566I want to.
>>33710564>Notice how at no point did they try to counter the core point that Moot founded the site to cater to lolicons.LMFAO, it's not our fault you're retarded and don't know the history.
>>33710569>>33710572Based
>>33710566I made a catfish account posing as a woman and I have to say, I understand why femanons have such a deep seeded hatred for men.You are a bunch of creeps, subs, and cuckold fetishists (or all of those combined).I'm sure women would rather get raped by a literal dog than have sex with any of you.
>>33710566Yes. Matched with one girl who basically just wanted to chat for a bit. Deleted my profile after a couple of weeks.
Applicable men of ATOGA, where and how did you meet your girl? Kind of a loaded question, but did you “settle for less?”
>>33710576>>33710575These anons talked to each other.
>>33710573case in point. protip: /l/ is older than you are
>>33710580>did you “settle for less?”Sort of. She is not the girl that would pop into my head when I used to daydream about having a relationship and I wouldn't expect her to be on the cover of a magazine or anything, but I wouldn't trade her for anything and would kill a man for her if she asked me.The thing I did settle for was her personality, at least initially. I had to be really supportive in getting her out of a negative state of mind, but she's much better now.
>>33710580I settled for nothing actually, if that counts.
>>33710003Hopefully readable. I'm only doing this for fun and to practice putting myself out there
Asia america will be mostly hapas by the end od the century. You guys mess up big time you should had done this in the 90s. I saw a happa girl and she was ethereal and I thought why does she look so mystic so incredible then later I saw her parents. I miss my one shot in life.
>>33710591Elliot Roger.
so we're just doing datacollection now?
>>33710591She pee'd herself a bit seeing BWC, thats why shes embarrassed, if anyone asked
>>33710591Hapas tend to have goofy noses. they usually have European noses with an Asian brow ridge, which gives them a giant hooked beak that doesn't fit their face.
>>33710593the dangers of communism and the DNC on display
>>33710599>why can the elites get away with it>but the perverted elites canque?>anime-girl-question-marks.jpg
How many women here are exactly this?
women, please
>>33710522F, 32. If I was single, youngest I'd date is 30, oldest is 37 or so.>>33710503Depends on the couple, obviously, but among the ones I know it's mostly unprotected. I don't think I ever used condoms with my husband.
>>33710602I bet they wrote a scene where she gets really offended because some guy accused her of liking Chad and they had the actress furiously masturbate to vent her frustrations.
>>33710602>New goyslop dropped you NEED to see it!!!
>>33710598She mostly look european and her skin tone was Japanese like, her face look super feminine and had a natural beauty.
>>33710503never raw until im sure she's the one
>>33710590good for you anon. you sound sweet. keep putting yourself out there i'm sure you'll find someone eventually.
Am I technically even a hapa if my non-chink side is beaner, or is it exclusively white/asian?
>>33710605
Always raw then act surprised when you knocked up the party girl who will ruin your life in court
>>33710563A little, sure. It's not something that keeps me up at night or anything like that.>>33710513I don't think I'm superior to anyone in particular, those women look lovely.
wait, so women will just claim to like the opposite of what angry incels tell them they should like?So if I proclaimed that all women preferred balding, short, ugly, overweight, autistic guys without exception and call them whores, then all of them would finally admit to liking Chad?You could've told me it was that easy.
asking the men: how much do you actually care about (trimmed) pubic hair on a woman? shaving sucks and waxing looks scary/too painful but porn standards got me depressed
>>33710602I used to know some terminally online weirdo shut-in girls and they would simp over this guy (or a few guys I think) that made these vaguely true-crime kind of pedo-hunting videos that were insanely cringy and edgy. I don't have a problem with that in theory, but like, I'm not a twink guy in a balaclava filming myself on youtube holding a baseball bat pretending that I'm gonna go beat up some pedophiles and ranting about the righteous fury I'm going to bring down upon them.
Femorrhoids be like "uhm, do you watch sports? Thats an ick."Then consoom 5 different streaming services to watch their hollyweird content like >>33710602And other shit written by mr Goldstein and CO
>>33710610>I'm sure some girl out there will date you>not me though tee hee
>>33710538They like everyone.
>>33710618keep it tidy at least. if you're going to shave keep it shaved because the little pricky stubble look is disgusting.if you're keeping a bush, keep it in check
>>33710618I like natty women and I don’t like shaved
>>33710620I don't know any woman who thinks watching sports is an ick. Most of my female friends either watch sports or are dating guys who do.
>>33710618Legs have to be shaved. I know that's not what you asked about, but hairy legs on a woman are gross to me.I don't mind pubic hair at all except if I'm going down on her, it needs to be at least trimmed.
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTS2tdmyYM
>>33710618Some freaks like full bushMost dudes like shaved smooth or landing strip above (peak)I think it also depends on your pubes ive seen some with rather light hairs where just a trim and it looks nice
>>33710618>non-serious answerOne-night stand: Shaved>serious answerLong-term relationship: UnshavenMaybe there’s some truth to the non-serious answer. No bush means more clarity, maybe it “looks cleaner,” giving one a false sense of security. I’m overthinking it though. I seriously don’t care. Much like how men obsess over their dick sizes, it doesn’t matter as much as the person it’s attached to.
>>33710619Extremely based>>33710620Go easy on them, not everyone has huge balls
>>33710618I vastly prefer trimmed pubic hair to clean shaven.Also, not that it matters, because it's porn, but doesn't every second porn actress have trimmed pubic hair?
>>33710608now look at her from the side
>>33710620Yeah, their favourite artist being Taylor Swift says it all.
>>33710629How would you know what most dudes like?
>>33710618If you expect me to eat your musty jungle puss you better be prepared to hunt for my oak in a forest of shrubs
>>33710618What are the porn standars
genders, but preferably males and ones who had consensual sex with another womanis it true that during penetration you can feel when she really tightens up when something excited her?can you use this as a polygraph test and see what makes her react like that?
>>337106371)Because im one of them2)Because hairy content on adult sites is considered as a fetish not norm
Hey, got a favor to ask. Could you all send me just a little bit os psychic energy to help me manifest a tulpa to cuddle with while I fall asleep?Thanks in advance.
>>33710641Just stick a stick into your cooch and see if it tightens up when you look at dead insects or whatever the brainrot of your choosing is
>>33710618I greatly prefer bare, and would accept many trade offers if it'd help motivate her. But at the end of the day, as long as I'm not getting pubes in my mouth, I'll live.
>>33710648i'm not doing that i do not masturbate
>>33710633Sorry I only saw her once at a mall over a decade ago or more probably.
>>33710641yes, feeling her clam up when I put my hand on her clit during sex is very hot.Women are pretty shit at controlling their body language in general, so most of my cues come from looking at her body really.
>>33710602Another misandry show.
>>33710651ask your fwboyhooks then
>>33710641F, but yes.
>>33710644I'm now going to hire a bunch of demons to travel to where you will sleep and make you watch them rearranging her guts in front of you.
>>33710657i'm not engaged to chad yet
>>33710660I will cleave you clean in half once I can bench press a park bench
Is it fair to a girl to want to dress her as a Sailor Moon even thought I never watched the show?
Femanons, what’s your personal experience with dating apps?
>>33710662do women like you typically get engaged to FWBs, and are you stupid?
>>33710666All women should dress like sailor moon some of the time.
Leftists, what if I told you that systemic racism was made by the jews
>>33710667I find them really weird, I tried downloading one when I was single but honestly I just uninstalled it and never even talked to anyone off of it. It's just a boys catalogue.
That's what your gender made it.
>>33710663bruh, you're in no position to act tough after literally asking for cuddles.You ain't gonna do shit, except sit in the cuck chair and watch, fag.
>>33710668i'm a virgin who only wants to have sex with the person i love and turns out that i will not be able to successfully hide being a degenerate during sexnow stop reading ntr doujins it's rotting your brain
ladies, why is it when i call my gf (in a private and intimate setting mind you) a good girl like casting a spell on her, i dont get it
>>33710679wow, you are a "degenerate" slut, who could have predicted that by the simple fact that you have a vagina?
>>33710672>It's just a boys catalogue.that's just a visual representation of real life
>>33710681She enjoys social validation.
>>33710682better train up anon, you'll lose the slut competition if you have a penis this way
>>33710672>none of them were good enough for melol
I want to have sex
>>33710683No. I don't love dating IRL but it's MUCH nicer than apps. I was able to connect with men on a personal level, and the choices I made felt driven by a man's character and personality. On apps it all felt superficial, they were not whole people but just shitty pictures and two sentences of recycled jokes.
Should I feel bad if I feel the same way she feels about me.
hot sweaty passionate sex with a flat chested woman
>>33710641yes, it felt like my cock and then on a different occasion my fingers were put into a vice like she didn't want me to be able to pull out from her
>>33710687that a "loss" how will me ever recover.
He's coming over soon to pick up some things. Should I try sucking his dick?
>>33710692Flat chested woman but she has nice round fit butt she obtained at gym by doing infinite amount if squats and hip thrusts
>>33710667I tried, too many weird guys, deleted it.
>>33710688Nah, I don't think I'm the prize, I'm a pretty normal girl and I've mostly liked and dated pretty normal men. I did not feel any interest for men on app because of the presentation, not because of specific qualities they had. I have normal standards.
I don’t even want sex anymore. My hand works just fine. I just want to be someone’s special. I romanticize the idea of being a husband more than having a wife.This world fucking sucks. I will inherit wealth, I will cultivate a nice body to live a long and healthy life, and I will make six figures, but none of that matters because I’m a “nice guy” or whatever-the-fuck they call it.
>>33710698Be your whore self and shut it.
>>33710695unfortunately it's a slut world, you will DIE anonall of this just because you refused to bounce on it
>>33710690Same difference. You're spoiled for choice regardless. Just because you don't see the catalogue doesn't mean there isn't a proverbial line of men waiting to date you.The only thing that's different is that you trade proximity for abstraction.
>>33710700What’s considered weird? Just wondering if I fall under that category. All I do is get to know them, talk about interests, and if it lasts for more than four or five days, I’ll casually ask them for a number or ig. Ain’t no way that’s weird behavior except for those people that put “new friends” in their bio. They’re the real fuckin weirdos, making friends on Tinder of all places
>>33710701>presentation of an appwhat an absurd excuse to not just pick one
>>33710700>t.swipe on fuckboys 30 times and then complain>>33710701>if the presentation isn't of a glamorous hot guy taller than 99% then I have no interest>I have normal standards (insert clown face here)
>>33710705The thing I found problematic wasn't the amount of choice, but it was the fact I had no way to connect with them and I am not able to develop any interest for a picture and a joke copy pasted from reddit.
>>33710702Go be a sexless no name then, no one cares, you will not be missed.Now make way for Chad to actually have sex with women-
>>33710706She's cooking some bullcrap so quick answer: the feminine brain is trained to invent red flags at the minute, so if the guy doesn't have the perfect vibe then some red flags are instantly being manufactured.
>>33710712that's why abstraction exists, you can quietly and without judgement filter out all the ugly ones and just go for the hot guys and then filter those out based on character.
A girl has feelings for me and thinks I'm a good person but I'm actually not. I'm superficially nice but I'm empty inside and almost incapable of love. How do I help her realize that I'm a terrible nothing of a person? I barely am even a person.
>>33710339enjoy
>>33710720She already knows that, and right now she’s thinking: “I can fix him.”
>>33710720give her my number and tell her that I'm a much better fit for her and will treat her well
>>33710699I agree with this
>>33710707Why would I pick one when I did not feel any interest for any?>>33710708Looks are the least of my issues, I think most men my age who aren't fat or bald could be cute. I do not care about height beyond being taller than me, and I do not care about people being glamorous. If anything, that would make me dislike a man. Again, my standards are fairly normal, I really value someone I have a strong connection with and meeting people on apps just isn't conductive to that.>>33710719I can filter the men I do not like physically quietly and without judgement IRL too. It's not like dating IRL forces me to date men I don't like, or something.
How do I learn to love women again
>>33710722thanks for the effort, but honestly I've become pretty disillusioned over the course of this thread.None of you would date me, you just like filling out forms.Have fun dating Chad, I'm going to sleep.
>>33710706Too many guys that appear good and polite only to want sex or sexting right away.This is fucking weird and creepy: >>33710708>>33710716
>>33710731>none of them were good enough for me"my standards are normal"
>>33710722What was the point of this post`? Did you think you're funny?
maybe the niggas over at r/WomenAreNotIntoMen are onto something....
>>33710734sorry i kinda just woke up, sleep well
New idea for dating app:Swipe right on two different guys to initiate a duel between them
anons, the two namefags like each other. you know.. those two
Goyslop recognition manual:>Show has detailed sex scenes that add nothing to plot>Show has characters who are sex / fetish obsessed, this doesnt add to plot either>Show portrays male characters as weak and incapable, portrays women as boss babes who save the world>Interracial couples>Black female character who shows the positive qualities only>Token white (male) villain>women grouping togheter to figure out and solve a problem (lol)>Sex, sex, sex>Did i mention you arent having enough sex like those cool show characters??>Straight up writer fetish self insert characterDont believe me? Look up early life sections on Wikipedia from the producers of said seriesArmed with this knowledge, you can now cancel all your netflix and other streaming services (only created so you have to get multiple of them for FULL AD FREE ACCESS)
>>33710737what makes you so offended and surprised by it?
>>33710736I haven't said none of them were good enough for me, I've said I did not feel interest for any. Not because they did not meet my standards, but because none of them sparked anything in me. The way apps work just doesn't work well with how I develop attraction. Are you not reading my posts?
Anyone here tried the Mcdonaldland flavor milkshake
>>33710666I dress up as Hunk and I never played a resident evil game
>>33710731Spectacular foid delusion.
>>33710735You filtering people like cattle is what's fucking weird and creepy but you have immunity because you're a woman.
The main problem within female cruelty lies in the fact that even if shes not attracted to a man, she will try to get his attention by flirting with him.Once attention is obtained, the male is left alone by the woman,his feelings and emotions discarded, his presence used like a tissue to get off into, and thrown into trash. Leaving him confused, and feeling even worse than before when he felt alone, but carefree.
>>33710748It's not delusion, just because we don't work the same way it doesn't mean I'm lying about how I am.
>>33710667tried once but it just didn't work for me. i can't judge if i find someone attractive based on photos (part of my moderate degree of faceblindness). i also lived in a very tiny town so there weren't many people in 100 miles and half of them i already knew, so i just deleted it. i prefer meeting people in person but i am also not much bothered about trying to date. if it happens it happens.
Movie theater subscriptions.
when will the yuroanons come?
>>33710758Im the yuroanonAma
>>33710758Hopefully never
>>33710758We're here.
>>33710744distinction without difference.
>>33710743You wasted time making that post and didn't even fill out anything. Retard.
>>33710759go get the others too please>>33710761not enough
>>33710746the McGrimace or whatever it is? when I was like 9. I expected mint, got green-coloured vanilla.
>>33710765my bad, anonymous apologizes to you
I scratched my fricking shin/ under knee on a gym equipment!!!
>>33710754the solution is swift and merciless beatings whenever they step out of linethey all want the Handsmaid's Tale, it is our duty to deliver it unto them
>>33710767I thought the Shamrock one was mint? This one is blue raspberry
>>33710751Mhm, thats why I posted >>33710700
>>33710770slut
>>33710763No. You just want to feel angry at women, so you're making up things and pretend I'm saying them.>"On apps I really struggle to feel a connection with men, I'm a connection first and interest after person so the way apps present men just does not work for me. I can't feel attraction to a pic and short bio">It's awful that you think most men are too ugly and short for you
>>33710758I'm here, whatcha doin
>I can't assess their social status and wealth from pics and a bioSkill issue.
>>33710777hello, i will clean around for now, what about you?
What is the "WomenInMaleDominatedFields" shit I keep seeing?It's just women saying things men would usually say, except it always backfires because men are way hornier than them.
>>33710776>I took one look at them and decided an entire swathe of men weren't worthy of my time, because I couldn't be bothered to parse the minor inconvenience of app UIthese were your words. I squeeze them out of you and you panicked and are now backtracking by adding stuff like "I just couldn't feel a connection" which directly contradicts your previous claim that you didn't speak with any of them. regardless, either statement proves your standards are somewhere in lunar orbit.I want nothing more than for everything I have observed about women to be wrong
Is it men's moral obligation to create sparks for you?
>>33710780men are more accepting*it's not always sexual, sometimes it's just teasing or simple requests for assistance. women are full of venom and will viciously attack any weakness they see in fellow women, whereas men naturally want to help and lift up their Bros.
>>33710778She can. The modern foid thinks it's a red flag if a man doesn't have pics on a private jet and a lambo and at least 100k IG followers, that's what they mean by dating apps being full of "weird guys" as the other anons already pointed out.
>>33710779Having coffee, will clean a bit too and maybe study a bit before midday
>>33710751Why are you calling men cattle, they just want to find someone. You are disgusting
>>33710784I just think it makes everyone's lives more beautiful
>>33710788cute, enjoy your coffee and have a nice study session when you're ready to start it!
People are expected to date those they don't have romantic feelings for? Why? Someone can have a thousand good qualities and that would still mean nothing if the feelings are platonic.
>>33710793Men value access to pussy more than love. Sad.
>>33710792Thanks anon, have a great day!
>>33710784female psychology is strongly averse to culpability. They instinctively offload responsibility to men. It's why their idea of 'flirting' is simply sitting out in public and waiting for a man to approach. They are making the man the responsible one. It is his responsibility to assume the risk of approaching and potentially humiliating himself. It's also why women frequently ghost people they have lost interest in; they are offloading the responsibility of formally ending the relation onto the other person. in her mind, ghosting is like keeping the relation in a state of 'limbo' where it neither over nor continuing, and it's up to the other person to decide when they've had enough of waiting for a response. basically annoying and frustrating them into calling it off themselves, so she has a clean conscience and never has to make a definitive decision for herself.
>>33710783I'm not sure if you're stupid or in bad faith at this point.It's not the app UI. It is the fact that online/app dating requires me to establish if I'm attracted to someone before getting to know them at all, which does not work for me. I tried it, and it felt inhumane and weird to be scrolling through men like that. I did not talk to anyone. I could not feel a connection to a pic or a bio, so I was not interested in getting to know people at all. It is just how I am, and apps don't work for me. IRL dating or other means of online dating worked just fine - I'm just a connection first, attraction second person while apps are for attraction first, connection second people.>>33710784No, of course not.
>>33710800>I knew instantly that they werent worth getting to know>I knew instantly I could never form a connection with any of them"my standards are normal"
imagine having sex with a girl and you feel her clench up as you tell her the specification label of your fridge
>>33710789That's how foids treat non-Chads. If they were concerned about men finding someone, they would help them.
>>33710802I did not say that. I don't know if they were worth knowing or if I could form a connection with them once I met them and got to know them, I have no judgement of them. I just had no interest in knowing them like I feel no strong interest in getting to know strangers on the street.
Your answers from femanon privileges have been revoked until further notice. Good day sirs. Take care girlies
>post about hating women>constant attention>post about loving women>totally ignored>women act surprised that men hate themWomen, explain this shit.
>>33710800I'm an attraction first lick second person
>>33710805You have incel brain rot
>>33710804Male autists don't have sex.
>>33710806>I had no interest in them"my standards are normal"
>>33710811...but she's supposed to be the autist in that case
>>33710809Understandable! Could not be me :)>>33710808I'm glad you love women, anon. I don't feel the need to debate you tho lol
>>33710800i don't know why everyones mad about your response, it's also true for me and several of my friends. some push through and just accept at random, others date via other methods.
>>33710812They are normal. I don't feel romantic or sexual interest for people I do not know.Is >I know theman incredible, outrageous standard?
>>33710808Tsundere-chan?
Just be normal.Just be fucking normal for once.
>>33710818I tried, but women fucking hate that.
>>33710815The anon arguing with her is being so ridiculous that I figure he's just screwing around with her for fun.
>>33710816how do you get to know people if you shut them out before talking to them.absolute imbecile
>>33710611No, that's Mestizo
>be normal >"You are so boring!"Yeah
>>33710817I guess people have called me that. I don't think it really fits.And for the record, I haven't actually posted that I love women. I've just posted about wanting to love women, but I don't even think they want that.
>>33710806Online dating is far from perfect, but you honestly sound like you are just being extra.
>>33710825Skill issue
>>33710666>tfw I wanna cosplay her again
>>33710813Only an autistic non-dominant male would go along with such autistic hobbies during sex.
>>33710826You could try posting your cat
>>33710834God dammit
>>33710818Yeah, yeahTru told me like, "Pluto, nigga, you abnormal, nigga"I sound abnormalThey don't have no clue what mothafuckin' happenedBurn this bitch downLand a jet like anywhere, know what I'm sayin'?
>>33710833what would a normal dominant male do then?
>>33710828>>>/Reddit/
I like a weird girl, I just want to like a cute innocent girl. I hate myself for making my life a living hell. Why am I like this.
>>33710838NTANot do something so autistic.
>>33710832Hi, I see you keep replying to my stuff. What does it mean.
Girls, would you date a 28yo virgin male feminist from Canada?
>>33710818>Just be normal.>Just be fucking normal for once.Kindly refer to the result in pic related.
>>33710825Yeah, thats how girls are. What do they want.
>>33710815I don't know either. It is pretty normal for a lot of the girls I know, too.>>33710823I can't, which is why apps don't work for me. That's what I've been saying the whole time.Apps work for people who easily feel attracted and interested in strangers, but I really struggle with that and I find the whole process of scrolling through men hoping that one will spark enough interest in me that I want to try and get to know them absolutely depressing and dehumanizing. I enjoyed meeting men through my day to day life, through my interests, or even online in places where there's no expectations of attraction. Apps don't work for me given how I am and how I develop attraction. Not because the man on them are bad, but because I don't meet them in a way that is compatible with me.>>33710827I'm not. I just don't like it, so I did other things to find love instead.
>>33710843well, it was just a silly example of what i asked earlier
Girl I like is so cute, she looks like a baby giraffe. Would she feel weird if I tell her face looks like that.
>>33710845Does he like hockey?
>>33710853i think so, try to find another animal for her
>>33710851you can, you choose not to. Your standards are not normal, they are well above what you yourself are. No man except for some ultra-elite perfect God will ever "spark" you, and you refuse to give anyone else a chance because you don't want to be "stuck" in a relationship with an "inferior" guy on the off-chance the God comes along. The men on that dating site weren't people to you, they were slabs of meat like you'd see in a grocery store. And that's exactly how you treated them, as you shopped through them by the dozens, disappointed that not one of them was good enough to ignite a spark in you.Ultimately I have no idea why I even bother trying to talk sense into women. They are not biologically equipped for self-reflection or responsibility, they will NEVER admit fault or try and change their own behaviour. It's an exercise in futility trying to explain to them what the modern male experience is like. And yet, time and time again, I find myself trying anyway.
>>33710845Is he indian?
>>33708255I’m eating like garbage but still managing to lose weight, do I have chad tier genetics or is something wrong with me?
>>33710851You aren't supposed to have real attraction just by looking at a profile.Again, you are just being extra, probably autistic too.
>try my best to be the best i can be for 8 years>Get like 4 dates for my troubles>no girlfriend or even hookup>Dont try at all to be best i can, be lazy with work, focus on exercise instead and playing videogames>Still no pussy but at least i dont have to do work that i hate>Somehow the attention i get from women is roughly the same it wasHighly recommending this move.At some point you have to realize that its all like putting lipstick on a pig, i was never a good looking guy, and getting rich just so some woman can treat you like walking ATM isnt exactly amazing prospect either
>>33710845t. cuckworm sarge
>>33710856>Ultimately I have no idea why I even bother trying to talk sense into womenNTANobody here understands why you are on atoga either, seeing how you add nothing of value.
>>33710795This when she stops being fun to hang out with and more like an annoying side character biting at your ankles
Keanu Reeves got married to an ugly femcel lol
>>33710780Leftover female psy op, I wouldn’t worry about it; these things die shortly after becoming mainstream
>>33710861Yeh, the most I got was a few guys pointing out that I look fit.
>>33710770>pale fair skin So how’s the transition going?
>>33710865Chloe Grace Moretz got married to another woman, also what they do too my poor girl, she looks so old
>>33710870nta???
>>33710861I’m good looking but refuse to put effort in simply because I can’t be bothered and I work a lot, if I can’t have a 1950’s housewife then I don’t want anyone because I can do things myself
>>33710872Don’t reply me to with vague question marks trying to be edgy and expect a response, you heard me.
Why do only do girls only get names snow bunny, mudshark, coal burner etc when they date BBCs, are other guys okay or are they not an issue because it rarely haappens.
>>33710863it's a bot or a paid demoralizer shill. always posts at this time like clockwork. always replies twice. always the same shit. it will argue inane incel bullshit for hours.
>>33710877Sorry brain is tired excuse my brain freeze please anons.
>>33710876>trying to be edgy ???????are you from africa?
>>33710879At least it’s not a pajeet thank god
>>33710877i don't get what you're asking + that's just porn>>33710880understandable
>>33710884yup even a bot is better than that disgusting pajeet ENTJ
>>33710879>everyone who disagrees with me is the same personhave you ever considered that maybe you were the one in the wrong?
>>33710886My question was why do women get those name when they are with the usual suspects but not other ethnic guys.
>>33710879Literally multiple people. But apparently you can't stand others having opinions that aren't from your typical normie bootlicker simp worm aquarium.
>>33710856I cannot. Maybe you can, and I'm happy if apps work for you, but I surely cannot.I've felt the spark for absolutely normal dudes, but I met them in a way that worked for me - we talked at a birthday party, we sat next to each other in class, we connected through a hobby or a friend. I agree that I did not feel human connection for the men on the app and it felt like going to a grocery store, which is why I did not keep using apps. I don't like it, I don't want to view men like that and to treat dating that way. I love human connection and apps for me were devoid of that, so I did something else until I found love. I don't think it's my responsibility to date in a way that is convenient for you specifically, or it is anyone's fault if apps don't work for me. I don't feel the need to change my behavior regarding apps, because dating in a different manner worked for me just fine.>>33710860If you're not supposed to feel attraction, how do you choose who to connect with? Do you just swipe everyone at random whether you like them or not, and get to know whoever?I am a little autistic, for sure. Extra, I don't know.
>2 replies 2 minutes apartlike clockwork
thank god for flat women
>>33710891i don't have the scientific sources, but i suspect that it's because people need a way to call out the abnormal and that kind is the most pornified despite being very unrealistic and all of that
>>33710895>how do you choose who to connect with?Based on their bio, like what hobbies and interests. Do they look like an unkempt fuck in their pics or not etc.
Thank god for flat women with nice ass.
anons would murder busty women
>>33710896>incel on incel violence Stop using you 4chan pass pajeet you are no better than him
>>33710898Whats unrealistic?
>>33710895and how well has that worked out for you? are you in a happy long-term relationship? like it or not, online dating is how you meet people these days. most people don't go outside much anymore, don't do the sort of public social stuff boomers and gen X did. and I'll hazard a guess that you don't have much of a life outside of the internet either, because otherwise you wouldn't be on 4chan at 4am on a Wednesday. yet still you deem yourself too important to "slum it" on a dating app or on the myriad of dating-oriented threads on this very site. why are you even here?
>>33710887Everybody likes ENTJ because he’s chad
>>33710908Ew
>>33710896you're a schizo. these are my most recent comments: >>33710907>>33710890>>33710856>>33710823
>>33710906snowbunnies and all that retardation that i'm not going to discuss further
>>33710904>>33710908sure babygirl <3
>>33710851>It is pretty normal for a lot of the girls I know, tooEverything that girls normaize is normal and sane. Great logic.
I wanna poke a cute little hole in your left eye and suck out your eye liquid. :3
>>33710912>complains about AI spambot>uses AI generated pic in retaliation I don’t understand indian culture, enjoy my next upload
>>33708255what's the average body count for a woman around
>>33710800>m just a connection first, attraction second personUnless the man is not tall enough, too heavy, too light, balding, or otherwise ugly in some way that prevents the spark from forming.
>>33710907>and how well has that worked out for you? are you in a happy long-term relationship? Yeah, I'm happily married! >like it or not, online dating is how you meet people these daysMost successful relationships I have around me did not start on dating apps. >why are you even here?It's not 4 AM. To give advice, answer questions, and keep myself occupied enough I do not think about things I have going on in my life currently.>>33710899That wouldn't work for me. I think hobbies and interests are unimportant, and I have a hard time determining attraction from photos. Again, I had a much easier time meeting people IRL or online in ways that allowed me to get to know them before mutual attraction became a factor.
>>33710911Okay, I was just curious because I used to see white men call some white women coal burners but never asked why until I started looking up terms. I just know they cant stand it and that was on Facebook not in 4chan.
>>33710916sure babygirl <3
>>33710895>I don't feel the need to change my behavior regarding appsWell of course not, women make all the choices, you have complete and absolute power over the dating world. Why would you change anything? If would be stupid.
>>33710917Do you mean around here?
>>337109174 at 19, about 9 by the age of 26.
Goodnight 4chan, goodnight to her.
>>33710918I've liked and dated men who looked in many different ways, I've never been especially picky.>>33710913Not necessarily, but I don't see anything wrong with not being attracted to strangers.
>>33710877because for a long time the only race of nonwhite men that white women would reasonably expect to come across were black men. Asians and Hispanics and Arabs were of such a negligible percentage of the population in all western nations that nobody cared to think about them and could potentially go their entire lives without ever meeting one. and blacks also have a particular cultural history in the west that the other races don't. So there's a degree of deep-seated emnity from both sides there that causes interracial relations between them to be inherently touchy.
>>33710920>went from "I can't find anyone" to "I'm married"lol, didn't read the rest. your LARP is too dumb
>>33710930>I've never been especially picky>I think most men my age who aren't fat or bald could be cute. I do not care about height beyond being taller than meNorwood and it's over. Be arbitrarily taller than her to create a spark, else it's over. If you aren'"t cute" to her (tall, hot, with hair, musculat), it's over.
>>33710924>Bragging about 225 5x5ahahahhahahahahahahahaPajeets are so pathetic
>>33710924>still has no argument >continues to spam AI slop I can’t jerk off to vindaloo cartoons saar
take this female dating specimen and replicate it over and over to 99.999% of the women who are looking to date. Done. There are you requirements, have fun getting a wife ever.
>>33710923it's an american issue
>>33710929Who?
>>33710916You got fucking destroyedTheres no coming back from thisIm adding the 2 pics the other anon posted into collage
>>33710935ENTJ's gym stats are quite something.
>>33710925I do not have the power to control the behavior of other women. Personally, I tried apps but I did not like them because it felt devoid of human connection, so I dated in other ways. I do not think there's anything wrong with me not liking something and doing something else instead.>>33710932I never said I can't find anyone. I said multiple times I always had relationships just fine, actually lol
>>33710941I’m not even the original poster but okay
>>33710936Do you jerk off when you send feet pics, ENTJ?
>>33710941Anons and anon girl.
>>33710942Literally mogged by white girls holy shitChicks at my gym squat 2 plates for reps, and I know 2 that bench almost that much lmaoThose are some bottom of the barrel genetics
>>33710943Had trouble finding high value men on apps to provide for you while you sit on your ass and argue with incels online so you did something else instead and found one, through the same inherent privileges that allow you to be highly successful throughout all dating spaces. Let us clap.
>>33710946please delete this, just go and create a thread for him thank you
>>33710206It feels good in a different way, but mostly the idea of a woman surrendering all of her holes to me is just really appealing.
I will manifest a girlfriend with my mind power
>>33710945Thanks for the ruining the fun anon
>>33710934Pretty much all men are my height or taller. I was in my early 20s last time I dated, so I'd say 80% of men my age were not balding and 75% were not fat. How is that high standards?Cute doesn't mean tall, hot and muscular.
>>33710951>nostrilfucker
>>33710950He’s still living in post covid lockdowns just let a jeet believe
>>33710952*Suffering blob of mangled flesh appears
>>33710949You're making up a narrative to feel mad at me, anon. I'm sorry and I hope you feel better.
>>33710954In other words, all men *should* be dating and be successful in their early 20s, else it's going to be over for them once the fattening and boggifying average woman decides that they aren't cute anymore.
>>33710941>anon thinks he’s been talking to the same ENTJ for the last 3 years Legitimate schizophrenia symptom
>>33710961In other words you should bend over and let me fuck you in the ass since woman hate you anyway
>>33710953I just like making fun of him because he shits his pants and has a melty whenever I mention ENTJ, I’ve trained him psychologically to expect pain and suffering whenever I post, shit is amazing content lol
>>33710964It's australian hours so I'm going to assume this is ENTJeet spazzing out.
>>33710961No, men can date whenever they want, I don't really care. I do think it is easier to lock someone down when you're both relatively young - there's more single people, you're hotter and life is easier.
>>33710965>I’ve trained him psychologically to expect pain and suffering whenever I postKek savage trolling
>>33710967Yeah, sure, because afterwards women's standards lift off and explore a high orbit.
>>33710966Are there ENTJ’s in room with us right now, schizo?
>>33710973>ENTJ’sHis what? Paid whores?
>>33710970I don't think women standards are egregious, my friends are in their late 20s or early 30s and they're all dating perfectly normal dudes. It's just harder to date when the dating pool is smaller and people are more set in their ways. I built my life based on my husband's needs, and he built his life based on my needs. If I was single and dating now, I'd be much more set in my ways and further along in my life so it'd be harder.
>>33710974no his ikea meatballs
>>33710957That is not what I meant. Fuck
>>33710976>'d be much more set in my ways and further along in my life so it'd be harderSo your standards would increase. That's what I said.You always want a man who's doing better than you. So if you do great, he has to be nothing short of extraordinary in every way.
i wish that more people would remember the difference between jelousy and envy
>>33710978I immediately regretted posting that anon, sorry for inflicting that on you
I was paid by ENTJ to larp as him for a week
>>33710943lwmme guess, his name is Buzz and he lives in your drawer?
>>33710974>>33710977What is even he even talking about? Can someone explain this seething jeet crash out and his obsession with namefags?
>>33710985>Can someone explain this seething jeetNo, stop asking.
>>33710980Nobody is envious of being a indian
Whay is your waist size, Chat?
>>33710985It’s okay this one’s going in the spreadsheet too
>>33710988Much slimmer than that fat landwhale who keeps commenting with her shitty opinions while her husband is out working.
>>3371098862cm bro
>>33710988My waist is eclipsed by my enormous child bearing hips
>>3371098833".
>>33710985>seething jeet crash outSomething about this just sounds remarkably funny
>>33710979I wouldn't say they would be higher or more difficult to meet, but they'd be stricter. I like my life right now and I would not want to change it much, while when I met my husband I was still building my life so I built it in a way to accommodate both of our needs. He obviously did the same. I don't need a man to be doing better than me or as well as me financially, or things like that. >>33710984Nah. Sex toys are weird.
>>33710985ENTJ is a mentally ill Indian in Australia who accuses everyone else of being Indian. You can search his name in the /adv/ and /r9k/ archives to witness the full extent of his ongoing schizophrenia.
>>33710990Who>>33710993Can you use civilized numbers?
>>33710985The inherently gay jeet orbiter is butthurt his thread crush chad won’t notice him
>>33710997>He obviously did the same.People "obviously" don't reach the same place at the same time, i.e. most men aren't at the finish line where you wait, this one happened to be better than the rest in his early 20s, which is why he was spared by your ever increasing standards.
Manons, what should I do for my birthday hating dad's birthday?
>>33710998Literally nobody can understand what you’re trying to say, is this even English?
>>33711002>People "obviously" don't reach the same place at the same timeYeah. We got there together, intentionally, because we're in love with each other and committed to one another. We worked on building a life we love, together.
>>33711004It it. Run it through your English to Punjabi translator if you have difficult understanding it, ENTJ.
>>33711006So deep. #truelove. "Congratulations." Now let the incel website validate your relationship with your husband.
>>33710985jeet spammer uses a 4chan pass to basically shit up the thread until entj comes along and then bullies him relentlessly until he starts crying and reporting him for making indian jokes at his expense, it’s actually becoming my daily entertainment now watching chad humiliate incels en masse
Women, if you really, truly loved someone but ended up in a situation where you were forced by a friend to cut basically all contact with them for at least a few months while you sober up and sort your life out, would you go back to them once you were better if they promised to wait for you?
>>33710981Too late for that It is now my duty as a bf to fuck the blob
>>33711012I don't need your validation, I was just explaining why dating in your formative years is easier compared to dating older - it is not a matter of higher standards, you're just more set in your ways and have less opportunity for growth when you're older.
>>33711014yeah
>>33711012Go to sleep bro don't you have to wage in like 3 hours
>>33711009>It It. QRD? Does anyone know what he’s trying to process?
>>33708882No picture but the other day I went outside and I saw a woman with violet black long hair. Like it was violet but seemed black underneath. I thought it was attractive.
>>33711014If I truly loved someone, I would not cut all contact with them. I would not care about what my friend thinks.
>>33711015Take good care of blob-chan
>>33710998QRD? Who is ENTJ?
>>33709042Women don't like camping? How come? They apparently love hiking.
>>33711014Don't be surprised if this woman sobers up and realizes she doesn't actually like you.
>>33711014I would return but would you really wait
>>33711013Kek thanks hope you folks enjoy the show :D
JAI HIND
>>33711023Self hating indian schizo
>>33711016Your formative years are for cycling between men until the perfect one is found. Men's formative years are for struggling and putting up with joyously careless people like you.
>>33709319The eyebrow raise probably.
>>33710999Inches are better. Fuck you.
But first, let me take a selfie
Alright then, I'm gonna get my dad his favorite dessert and make him a card
>>33711032You're making up your own narrative again. I've never cycled between men. I've always dated very intentionally and got married to my 2nd ever boyfriend.
>>33709417You know how it's: the keys are always in the last place you look.
>>33711031NTA but why would someone hate themselves so much they post things like this? That doesn’t make sense.
Thunking about classic league of legends
>>33709487I once got stinking drunk and apparently tried to fry schnitzel. I woke up the next day with the kitchen like a sauna.
She is actually right. I'm glad she found her husband early, that's how everyone should do it. You're not supposed to be dating around in your 30s. I'd even say that you should have a partner you're planning on marrying by 25 at the latest. Watch how /atoga/ has a meltdown now because someone pointed out their broken relationships.
>>33711038>serial monogamist who didn't even consider most of the men she's dated to be her boyfriendsSuspected as much.
>>33711046The only one having a meltdown right now is the pajeet spammer
>>33709501MI only work with music because I need to drown out the ambient noise of the office.
>>33711046Young couples have the highest odds of break up/divorce
Interesting trajectory: date a bunch of men, keep dumping them, and then after you've had your share of intentional fun you go back to one of your exes and bait him into marying you.
>>33711035Why>>33711042That is the schizophrenia part
>>33709517I think I'm going to go outside. I have some things I need to buy.
MenIf you dated a woman who has a brother would you be ok with her brother dating your sister?
>>33711046Stop talking about yourself.
>>33711055im a weird situation that is exactly like that>sister is dating a guy>I fell hard for his sisterboth my sister and the guy made several jokes about his sister and me going out
>>33711053Anon, I don’t think that’s how schizophrenia works…are you ESL?
>>33711051And the ex is so spineless he would do anything, are you the ex in this fantasy?
>>33711055Yes, we could talk about weird they are or how they are different because they had loving parents
>>33711061Yes, idk what is an affliction that makes you rant so I just say schizo
>>33711062I'm roleplaying as her husband at the moment. Pretty awful scenario- she's out debating retards on an indonesian gamelan forum and the food ends up overseasoned yet again.
>>33711047I am not a serial monogamist, I had two relationships and in the 18-20 months in between them I did not really date around much and did not sleep with anyone. >>33711050That's true for teenagers, but couples who marry between 25 and 35 have the lowest odds of divorce.
>>33709595Depends on the sword, and if I'm using a shield or not.As if I actually know how to sword fight. I took one kendo lesson, I barely know how to hold the shinai. I know you're supposed to hold it two-handed with you hands as far apart as the hilt allows.
Guys can I take a shit inside your mouths?
>>33711068Why did screamed at her
Thinking about slapping that dumb look right off your face
>>33711068>the food ends up overseasoned yet again.No way >>33708220
>>33711067Anon…I
>>33711074Was hungry and pent up.
>>33711027That's the fear. Although she said she wanted to use this as an opportunity to make me really proud of her.>>33711028I waited my whole life to find someone I clicked with, I can wait some more. Years if I have to.
>>33711068>the food ends up overseasoned yet againNot that anon lol I'm a fantastic cook and my husband doesn't yell at me.
>>33711067based and updooted!
do you think there are any redhead femoids?
>>33711076Yet more proof that trying to satisfy a moid is a fool's errand
>>33711077What?
>>33711069>That's true for teenagers, but couples who marry between 25 and 35 have the lowest odds of divorce.Exactly. Nobody was saying that you should get married while young. But if you have already been together with someone for 10-15 years, then it's not likely that you'll divorce.
>>33709685Don't worry, I won't.
>>33711067>subhuman average IQ of 79 non-white doesn’t even know schizo means but still uses it unknowingly I’m calling ICE
>>33709714I don't get the joke. This just seems creepy to me.
>>33711081You sound really sweet. I hope you two find happiness
>>33711069Nope that is wrong too, where did you get that number?
>>33709771A week.
>>33711091I know what it means I just it wrong fuck you fat fuck
>>33711067Pajeets should have their own board this is disgusting abuse of the English language
>>33709685Im 22 and ill never date anyone
>>33709778I feel I've become too jaded. I've forgotten how to adore.
Women would you let a man cuck you into raising his kids that arent yours
>>33711087That is true, specially if you marry after 35
>>33711097What? I can’t understand what you’re trying to say?
>>33709851>Men, do you open up to your partners and talk about your feelings regularly?Women don't like it when you do. They think that they want this but when you actually open up they get the ick.
>>33709902>I don't know what kind of personality he has or what he likes to do.You will be pleasantly surprised.
>>33709851>Men, do you open up to your partners and talk about your feelings regularly?only once and im never making that mistake again
>>33711097>I know what it means I just it wrong fuck you fat fuckKek indians are golden content creators
>>33711043Me too fren
>>33709870dont trust her >>33709851she's a woman
>>33711104Yeah but only if he was widowed.
>>33711104yeah but ideally we can still have a kid together at least
>>33711099He should be lucky we even taught him the white man’s language
>>33710322MCold leftover steak from the fridge.
he's so annoying
And just like that…jeet spammer disappeared and so did the curry shit posts
>>33710988what is yours?
>>33711094https://ifstudies.org/blog/want-to-avoid-divorce-wait-to-get-married-but-not-too-long/
>>33711125What about Toronto pajeet?
>>33711104Only if we both were single parents and widowed.
>>33711128QRD on Toronto Pajeet?
>>33710618It's fine, you don't have to shave if you don't feel like it.
>>33711127lol use any other source that is a conservative site and they are openly biased about only using selective parts of studies to further their goal
Genders, would you remarry if your spouse died
>>33711127Why not use the blog graph about dating apps while you’re at it
>>33711131Basically uses a 4chan pass to spam bot posts and simps for JH, mayo and every femanon but constantly gets rejected and even doxxed by ENTJ
>>33711135Mno if my wife dies I'm dying with her
>>33711135f not sure, for now i know that i wouldn't mind if my husband did if that happened
>>33711135F and HELL NO
Is it true that transmen get their pussy hair transplanted on their face, to maintain a more uniform beard?
>>33711055I guess so. Not really any of my business who my sister dates.
>>33711144doesn't sound that different from actual men to be honest
>>33711127Written by Nicholas H. Wolfinger that works for ISF, no conflict of interests there.
>>33711106Cyberbullying
>>33711135nigga I cant even find one person to love me back, how do you assume I can find 2
>>33711134Do you have any source of your own that says otherwise? :)
:)
>>33711149Yeah we all hope you kill yourself dalit
>>33711150Did you have breakfast this morning
>>33711135F. No.
>>33709119>>33709243>>33709501These people look insane.
>>33711135M. Yes.
>>33711149Have you tried using the correct English translation pajeet?
I feel like being a man with a vagina make women alot more accepting of your masculinity than if you’re a man with a small penis.
>>33711156I did have breakfast this morning, however I'd be hungry if I didnt
my brother ignore the schizo
>>33711163Men with vaginas don't exist.
>>33711149You have to be 18+ to post here faggot
>>33711167That is beyound the point.Women are more likely to be accepting of trans people’s identity while simultaneously denying the masculinity of men with small penis.
>>3371112678cn
>>33711171I’m pretty sure statistically indians have the smallest penis size globally on average so I’m good
>>33711171/lgbt/ please
>>33711171No. Men with small dicks are still men. I don't have any way of knowing their dick size by talking to them unless they tell me.
>>33711179But do you use it as an insult to undermine the masculinity of men that you don’t like?
>>33711172does that make you very slim?
Pajeet got IP range bannned holy shit lmao mission accomplished
>>33711175>indians have the smallest penis size globallyIs that so? No wonder ENTJ is a such schizo. His microdick drove him insane.
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>>33711185Now watch him try to ban evade, keep reporting
>>33711182I don't. People use it as an insult because men are insecure about it.
If a guy jerks it dry does that mean he'd prefer a dry vagina?I'm worried my guy won't be able to orgasm with my vagina alone, it would be a huge hit to my self esteem. I can make him cum easily with hand and mouth activities, and tightness shouldn't be an issue because he is large and mine is on the tight side. But I do like him.
>>33711191i can't even remember about women using that unless it was specified or just absolute shitposting
>>33711188Ban evading pajeet? Jannies won’t like this
>>33711194>If a guy jerks it dry does that mean he'd prefer a dry vagina?No, it means he's uncircumcised.
>>33711188Ew don’t reply to me pajeet spammer dalit
>>33711151Yes. But before we do that, try to do it on your own and see if you can find something that is credible. Start with, why is isf not a reliable source, and go from there. People here will post a blog and think it’s a study, I don’t want to teach people how to read a graph, or statistics from a law firm.
>>33711188Don’t forget to suck his cock obsessed with namefags sissy slut
>>33711189We are on page seven still.
I notice there is a lot of com sci grads here, Im in a program but to be honest I can't really program anything even though I'm a junior with good grades. Most of my classes are about charts and algorithms with minor coding, I know how to make a for loop and everything but like if you told me to make something like any kind of application I wouldn't know where to begin, is this normal, how am I gonna get a job
>>33711208Post it then! I'm happy to learn about new info. I don't see any particular issue with the data from IFS, it's an elaboration of National survey of family growth. Blog posts from a law firm are also not studies or particularly reliable, tho.
>>33711213What the fuck is the point of learning algorithms if you don't know how to implement them?
>>33711184It does
>>33711222What’s the point of showing anything if you can’t grasp the basic. Let’s say the tobacco industry hires a scientist, and that scientist say his analysis show that smoking isn’t bad for your health. Do you see any particular issue with the data from said tobacco industry?
>>33711222Why is it a blog post from a law firm now?
>>33708882See the girl in OP
>>33711230The anon I was responding to was talking about linking a blog post from a law firm as a source of reliable data, which I disagree with.>>33711227You're being awfully condescending for someone who has not supported their statements in any capacity. I fully admit that the IFS has a conservative bias, but the data they include in the post seems solid to me. If you have a more reliable information from a source you like better, please post it. Just because a biased source publishes some data, it does not mean it is false or wrong. It means you should look into the methodology that they used to acquire the data, and how they elaborated it. I did and I don't see any particular issue with it. Do you? And if you do, do you have any other data which you like better?
Blog on!
>>33710610Thanks
>>33711249You said you wanted to learn new info, but all you’re doing is doubling down on biases of all things. If you actually looked into it you wouldn’t write this post.
>>33711224I can implement them in the sense that I can make the terminal show an iteration of a linked list or bubblesort or something I just mean I don't understand what can I actually do with that
>>33711249The methodology was a conservative biased organization hired a man with sociology degree to do analysis that would fit a tight framework of acceptable data. He did not do the studies or research himself. He collected what would fit for ISF and write it in their blog. All the things you pretend to care about, so are blogs bad still or do you need to change your stance again?
>>33711289You've said "your information is wrong because I don't like the people who published it", but I've asked you several times at this point to either tell me why the methodology used by IFS to elaborate their data is incorrect, or to post information from a source that you deem reputable. You haven't been able to do either. So far, all you've done is tell me I'm unwilling to learn while you insult my intelligence and not give me any information. >>33711307The man who wrote the article is a sociology professor who has published books and scientific articles about marriage and divorce for 20+ years.The data he used is from the CDC, it's the national survey for family growth which has a cross sectional sample of almost 10k people. It is the data most studies on these topics use. It's not data collected by the organization, or by the man who made the study. Blogs are not scientific studies of course, I've never claimed otherwise. But I don't see how a blog post from a law firm is more reliable than a blog post from IFS.
>>33711325Law firm deal with divorces, they have data. Researches and scientists use data to make study. ISF blogger take their work and rewrite it to fit their own agenda. Person on 4chan link ISF blog and defend biases. This is basic stuff anon. No one is going to link you anything when you are this unwilling to learn and unable to understand the bare minimum.
>>33711337Ok, I can find law firms publishing the fact that after 32 divorce goes up by 5% every year:https://www.weertslaw.com/blog/2024/02/marriage-age-may-predict-divorce/https://www.carrlawiowa.com/blog/2024/04/divorce-odds-are-higher-for-young-marriages/https://www.therodriguezlawoffice.com/blog/2024/05/if-you-got-married-before-32-you-have-higher-divorce-odds/https://www.traviswalkerlaw.com/divorce-rate-statistics/https://www.mbmock.com/blog/2024/03/your-divorce-odds-are-higher-if-you-got-married-young/https://www.everettlaw.net/blog/2022/07/how-does-someones-marriage-age-link-to-divorce/https://www.vinicklawfirm.com/blog/2024/01/the-interesting-link-between-marriage-age-and-divorce/They do not publish information based on internal data, typically.They repost 3rd party information relevant to their field, for publicity and to be found on google. Even if they published their own data, we would not know how big of a sample they have, or what methodology was used to analyze their information. It is not reliable information, unlike analysis of the CDC data.>Researches and scientists use data to make study. ISF blogger take their work and rewrite it to fit their own agenda. In thsi case, CDC publishes data, researcher analyzes and posts it on his own blog and on ISF. If you have any issue with the way he analyzed the data, please tell me.
>>33711361A simple google search, even with shit AI answer you can find links to non 3rd party information and sample size and omg even fucking testimonies because it’s a law firm and of course they have that. Christ anon you can’t find a better methodology. Haha wow, okay see around anon
>>33710877I mean what are you going to call black women that fetishize white guys? Cracker attacker?
>>33711378>does not link a single source to support their opinion>does not dispute the methodology of the IFS analysis of CDC data, just says "they're biased"lmaoSee you around
>>33710618If you want oral then it's important to keep it at least somewhat tidy down there so your partner doesn't end up with a mouthful of hair>>33710851I'm reluctant to get into dating apps for the same reason. It's a really dehumanizing process for everything outside of quickly ruling out red flags>>33711055I don't have a sister but under that hypothetical scenario I think it would be fine, just please don't have a nasty breakup>>33711135MDepends on how long and well the relationship was going also whether we have kids or not and if we do, what life stage they're at
>>33710238>>33710282>>33710278I fell asleepI'm going through these now
>>33711426I'm still here waiting for an interview
>>33711471Which one are you
>>33711624The one with redacted fields
>>33711670I like you but I live in a different continent
>>33711716I'm not opposed to long distanceThank you for the compliment by the way
>>33710583and yet you know less, curious
>>33711426>still no commentCruel woman
>>33711720You’re welcome Thank you for your application you seem very nice
>>33710278I am interested in your woodwork>>33710238I like that you do not drink or smoke
>>33711426A few others filled some out too.
>>33711776Where?
>>33711781>>33710375
>>33710292Good values and it’s cool that you know Japanese>>33711790Was that you?
>>33711743I take it this isn't a remote position then?
>>33711803No I need frequent physical contact otherwise I become agitated
>>33711799No, I’m guy
>>33711799What about you? General location, age?
>>33710112Sure, I'll willingly give up a bunch of my data for fun
>>33711808I'm not opposed to moving to be with you, that would be the goal anyways
>>33711831Europe, 27
>>33711868Applications or no, I hope you find someone anon. Thanks for replying after all.
>>3371184820+ is a lot.
>>33711864Really?>>33711874Thank youI’m sorry I made people feel bad
>>33711883>Really?I mean, eventually yeah. That's the goal of a long distance relationship, or it should be anyways
>>33711944Have you done long distance before?
>>33711946I've tried but it's always been one way, so it's basically been a long distance crush
