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Lower your standards bros. I’m a 6 foot buff Autistic IT dude with a 9 inch cock and I finally got laid by going for fat girlies
>>33740762>IT dudeThat's why you only pull fatties
>>33740762What kind of IT? If it's anything outside of software, then I'm not surprised
So I watched Gone Girl and it was terrific. Anons have good taste.State gender, and what’s a movie you’d recommend to anybody?
>>33740768The DepartedRockyThe Hurt LockerCollateral HeatThe GodfatherThe Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
>>33740768mgone girl is great. you ever seen cool hand luke?
>>33740768Nappy dyno
>>33740768I watched Buffalo 66 (don't let the romantic/comedy genre when you look up the movie on google deceive you) this weekend and I think it's something anyone can watch. It was really funny and I thought the ending was brilliant. Really cool characters too. Dare I say it may have breached my top 25 movies of all time...
Penis thread. Any anons posting itt get hit with anon penis
>>33740768Slum Dog Millionaire
>>33740781F. So small I didn’t even notice it, thought it was just a mosquito
>>33740781Reminds me when my crush asked me to send a dick pic, I sent it: and she just went “wow”. I thought I had a chance with her, how dumb was I lol
Femanon into your hands, why have you forsaken me? in your eyes forsaken me? in your thoughts forsaken me? in your heart forsaken meeee?
>>33740772Those last two have been on my radar. I should get around to them for sure.>>33740773Never heard of. What’s it about?
>>33740787That wasn't it. Your anon penis is still coming. It's a scary one. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Honestly, much to big to be called a penis. Indeed, it's more like a tram of hot meat. I see it picking up speed now, I can't imagine how fast it will be going when it arrives. It's gonna hurt
Femanons, you wouldn't last an HOUR in the asylum (board) they raised me in (>>>/trash/)
>>33740787That's not how you do SPH. You need to watch more videos.
>>33740788Reminds me of the time my ex came back over and over no matter how messy things got for, in her words, "one last time with that big cock"
>>33740787>mosquitonow im scared, i know what you do to them
Women, do you ever break the sistercode for a guy?
>tfw simp farming aura
>>33740803Do simps really plant and grow like crops?
MenIf you could go on a date with one femanon, who would it be
>>33740807the suicidal femcel
>>33740807My coworker. However she is the hottest woman in the world so I have a lot of competition.
>>33740807The Japanese one, if she's real. I don't keep track of femanons too good though
>>33740807The one who is still saying she misses her ex
>>33740807MSweetNLow
>>33740808>all of them
>>33740807The one who forced a divorce because she couldn't have kids and her husband wanted kids
>>33740807None of them, they don’t interest me
>>33740807The one that browses /d/
>>33740816Yikes
state genderwhat are you playing/watching/listening to while browsing
WomenIf you could go on a date with one manon, who would it be
>>33740818MLiszt and Handel
>>33740818I’m talking to my friends about what we’re doing this weekend
>>33740818Hairbrushing asmr while watching korean massage asmr while laying on the floor with my head on the dog bed so I can pet my sleepy dog's ears from time to time
>>33740755Having a weird week so far, some good and some bad times.>YouTuber I like puts out a new video that slapped hard (good!)>officially getting some better part time work after years of getting ghosted by potential employers (good!)>had to put down my pupper today after she fell ill this past weekend (very bad.)Do I tempt fate and ask my favorite waitress for her number when I go to her establishment (as usual) later this week?
>>33740807Chase Infiniti.
Waking up at 12 am is progress
>>33740833I would probably kms if I had to live like a NEET
>>33740834I’ve come close
>>33740836Why doesn’t that surprise me
>>33740840Creepy bastard
>>33740841You were there
>>33740755Women, do you think you look pretty?
>>33740846No, I'm average looking. Nothing special.
>>33740844How is that creepy? lolzThey willingly shared those pics
any advice for marrying into a latino family? im white, shes latinx if that matters
>>33740829I'm really sorry for your puppy. Sending you hugs.What's your favorite memory of her? :)
>>33740797that reminds me, i miss old /v/
>>33740847If you have gotten to a point of where you can be selective you are indeed attractive. That is imperical evidence there. Unattractive people do not get hit on.
>>33740797nah, i'd sooner go to /trash/ for art critiques than /ic/ some of the generals i frequent(ed) used to get sent there regularly too
>>33740818F. I'm listening to The Worst Awareness Campaign Ever - Kony 2012 by Wendigoon until I finish having my coffee, then I need to get dressed for work.
>>33740818Vaporwave.https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mb3Wo117z-6ntA2p8c7Ra4UKdBZ26yiNs&playnext=1&index=1
>>33740851It's hard to just pick one. I think I'll miss her stubborn attitude most of all. She was a little princess and she knew it, even in her old age.
>>33740807myao pls>>33740812based
>>33740845No I really haven’t sorry
>>33740864Understandable
Can women actually feel the cum splurging inside them?
>>33740854I don't think I'm unattractive, I'm just unremarkable. Men will often like me after getting to know me a little, but I rarely get men bending over themselves to offer me a drink or ask me out like they do with some of my friends do. And it's fine, the little attention I get is already too much for me frankly lol>>33740859That's very cute. What type of dog was she? :)
>>33740868Yeah. Definitely.
>>33740846Women, I want to be stuffed into her jeans. Do you know?
>>33740869>What type of dogLittle Shih tzu mix. Real cute
>>33740876Aw, a teeny tiny bratty one. Adorable. Makes sense she had an attitude.I'm really sorry for your loss. I wish you the best with the waitress :)
>>33740868nag but there's no way. They could feel pressure of a dick twitch but there is no pressure or difference in temperature with the sauce. They can't feel splooge directly, they could only pick up on tells from the guy
>>33740880Do you come two drops of cum? You feel the dick throbbing and it gets super wet all of a sudden.How could you not feel it coming out?
>>33740869I bet you could get one to do it. Though lady I can't 100% know for sure when or how you want to be flirted with.
>>33740883Oh of course I could, it's not particularly hard to get a man to pay attention to you. I just don't think I'm all that pretty, that's it. I don't want this to come off as self loathing or anything like that, I'm perfectly happy with my life and my existence as a very mid girl.
>>33740850Don’t say latinx is a good start.
>>33740885Best mid girl I've seen so far.
>>33740846..yeah. Weird complimenting your own looks but whatever
If I’m an 8.5 in looks, is it really just my autism getting in the way of me getting a gf?
>>33740893No. It’s your personality
>>33740888Thanks! Hope Cody isn't up to any weird shenanigans today.
>>33740893Not necessarily, it could also be how you looks or your overall personality. People generally do not find out about your dick size until they're pretty committed to the rest of you as a person - your dick size is rather unimportant in terms of ease of getting a gf.
>>33740882I don't and it doesn't matter. You can't feel wet, look it up>throbbingThat's what I said. Body tells from a guy only, the same temp fluids into fluids with no pressure is a no go.
>>33740818FElden Ring! But I might try something else tonight
I wish women were real.
>>33740905If women aren't real then who gave birth to you?
Hard to listen to Bjork when she sounds like singing physically hurts her
>>33740897Cody will be alright as long as he stops his usual I feel like I'm in a room full of idiots crap. I get we need smart people, but you can be smart without being arrogant. He thinks he's not that because he prefers being alone, but he has no idea how insulting it is to be around that 24/7. Everyone has a chance at something, and if you can't see that and am pessimistic you're an idiot. Not saying believing in yourself is easy though or the thing that is giving you shit, but through enough trial and error you will get there.
>>33740896What about it? I’m not sure how a woman or anyone would be able to get a sense of my personality through a brief exchange>>33740899I’m not talking about my penis. I said I’m an 8.5/10 in terms of looks
Women is it more exciting to have your virginity taken by a guy who's taken multiple virginities or do you subscribe to an equal-wear clause version of intercourse?
>>33740906For all I know I just appeared out of thin air one day.
I would be more successful with girls if I was stupider
>>33740912Holy shit, I'm fucking retarded lol sorry anon.Then yeah, social skills and personality.
Only my intelligence stops me from losing my eternal virginity.
>>33740913I wanted to lose my virginity to another virgin, I rejected every guy who had previous experience.>>33740900You can feel the difference in wetness, anon. It changes the way dick feels in you, and I can feel it dripping out of me.I don't know how you could not.
>>33740922You can't feel wetness so you can't
>>33740923You can feel wetness. On the inside you can tell there's a difference in the level of friction of the dick in you - it gets suddenly much slicker, you feel much less the pressure and friction of the penis on the vaginal walls. On the outside, you feel the cold and the movement of the liquid dripping.
>>33740925ew gross stop
>>33740807the nice one
>>33740925>coldShouldn't it be body temp?
>>33740933It is, but liquids rapidly conducts heat away from your skin, causing skin cooling. Get out of the shower and stand naked, wet and at room temperature. You'll probably feel cold too.>>33740929I know, I didn't want to go into detail of how a creampie feels like either lmao Sorry, anon.
>>33740925Wrong again, splooge isn't lube unless you were so dry anything would be lube. It's all in your head
Virgins
>>33740906Incels aren’t real, they just spawn from Alien bastard eggs
>>33740936Since he's cumming inside there's no heat flux to feel, ergo, women can't feel him cum
>>33740942If you fuck a jeet in the ass does he cum curry?
Women, would you rather be stock in an elevator with a man or a bear?
>>33740938Why would it not be lube? lol>>33740942The cum does not sit inside, it drips out. Have you ever had sex?
>>33740945Bear
>>33740807The one who really truly loves me, genuinely from the deepest part of her heart and soul.
There's this thing in Africa where women try to keep their pussies dry when they fuck because if they get wet it means they're a slut or something.
>>33740948I've had lots of sex. She doesn't know when I fire without a tell.Real virgin hours, I swearIt's not lube the same way glue isn't lube.>semen is typically thick, forming a gel-like substance that helps retain sperm near the cervical openingSome virgin using their experience with a dildo pushing lube as a stand in for the real thing, I swear
>>33740951Sounds like a jeet thing, they have the ugliest women around the world, nobody wants to cum in that
>>33740958>She doesn't know when I fire without a tell.She doesn't even know if you're in unless you tell her.
Can I ask a few fashion question atoga? Mainly names.
>>33740965People who ask if they can ask are soooo fucking insufferable.I bet you have such an incredibly punchable retarded face.
Why the long face?
>>33740966Can I ask or not?
>>33740967I miss her
>>33740974>E-GFYikes.
>>33740965Sure thing. I know fashion, but less knowledgeable about brands
>>33740974Nah it's fine, she's hot.
How does it feel to be loved by a man? Requesting genuine answers only. Thank you.
>>33740975Those are the best, since you don't have to deal with them directly.
Bpd people need older partners to keep them in check.
>>33740949You’re lying.You wouldn’t even have walked in if you saw a bear in the elevator, as if it was a man you wgaf!
>>33740958Either you shoot very little or she's very loose. I can definitely feel the difference. I go from being the right amount of wet to entirely too wet to enjoy it in 5 seconds.Cum is not the same as glue, it has a completely different viscosity and behaves entirely differently lmao
>>33740978You just want me to show you.
>>33740981You mean bpd women, no one wants a bpd man
>>33740987You can't read properly.Don't reply to me.
>>33740985Well?
>>33740990Would you be willing to work towards a relationship with me? Otherwise I can't show you properly.
This guy I know is in his mid-30s and blames his mom for giving him issues that make his relationships fail. Is that too old to still be saying that?
>>33740996Probably in the sense that, why hasn't he gotten therapy or otherwise gotten over it yer?
>>33740997He's gotten therapy several times, still seems mad though.
>>33741000Then I'd call him a lost cause.
I want to cry
>>33740995I don’t know you. So no, not really.
>>33741003Me too
When snapping your fingers, which finger do you start your thumb on?
>>33741008Cry with me, anon
>>33741006You don't know anybody at first, that's why you get to know each other. I don't know you either, you could be a Japaneses business man for all I know.
>>33741010It’s over
Is it cuck, if your hens cover the eggs of another cock?What about a different bird?
>>33741015where do you think the word cuck came from?
>>33741017Ancient Peloponese.
You know those people who are big into mental health? Like they're always going on about going to therapy and self improvement and shit. To me that just seems like the mental equivalent of anorexia.
What now?
>>33741025I'm jerking off.
Everyone left....
>>33741028Doing drugs
8=D
Alright I'm done.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI
>>33741027>>33741036Pathetic
>>33740982Why ask if you are going to bitch and whine about it
>>33741043That's just what incels do.
>>33741038This made me cry
>>33740755Might sound weird, but I think a farm animal veterinarian would be a perfect match for me.>lives in a more rural setting>animal loving, but not one of those weird city people who call themselves dog mommas>unlikely to be vegan>intelligent and hard working, but not one of those autistic girls that I meet in my physics/math department (I work at a university)>loves the outdoors, but not in the way that city people love the outdoors>career woman, but not the pantsuit wearing corporate ladder climbing type>would understand my desire to have some land and a few animals for personal use>probably the most progressive person that you can find in a more rural area>caring personality but not jaded about human suffering the way some nurses/doctors areYeah, I think I just need to find an farm animal vet.
>>33741043Because I take the elevators everyday. And Everyday there is at least one female stranger who get in the elevator while I’m already in it. I doubt any of those women would have goten in those elevator if they had seen that a bear was in it. Therefore I think you’re lying.
My gf falls asleep almost immediately after masturbating. Is this common among women?
how do you identify an avoidant woman before wasting any time on them? I am seriously so fucking done with these types, they can die alone for all I care
>>33741045It has made me cry in the past too, it's fine. :)
>>33741050I needed it, thanks
>>33741051You're welcome, stay strong pupper.
Who would win in a fight?A grizzly or a gorilla?
>>33740767>>33740762Outside of the US, where IT earns 6 figures, IT nerds are literally the most unattractive demographic.Here in Germany, girls would literally rather go out with a trade school retard than an IT worker.It's no coincidence. Everyone who does anything IT spends their formative years in male only spaces, so they have zero idea of how to behave around the other sex.
>>33741058Two of my IT friends have zero issue getting women and one even has two kids. lmao
>>33741048No. It energizes me if I don't complete exhaust myself doing it.
>>33741059Sure. But if you use an online app where the girls don't know you, and you tell them you're an IT worker, they unmatch immediately.
>>33741061>ButAlready moving goalposts, I see.
Anons would you be able to forgive me if I asked provocative questions that trigger you for my amusement?
>>33741064Depends on the specific topic you're using. Some are less forgivable than others.
>>33740807None. I have no interest in anyone from here, or 4chan in general really.
I hate being schizophrenic
>>33741066Like what?
>>33741071No, YOU give examples.
>>33740950So, none.
>>33740868My gf says she can feel the heat of it but doesn't exactly feel a liquid feeling or anything, it's just like a sudden area of warmth. Though interestingly my cum is really hot when it comes out, probably about the temperature for a shower where it's just before the point of being too hot.
>>33741072I like to know what were you thinking.
>>33741072They are pretty crazy.
>>33741071Jizz is unacceptable as a topic, for example.
>>33741082Why do you say it like that?
>>33741079>>33741080You are so annoying.
>>33741086Does that mean you like me?
>>33741085Like what?
>>33741090That word.
I need a gf
>>33741089No.
>>33741093You need a job you bum
>>33741091Oh. It's a good, disarming, and casual way to refer to something so gross.
>>33741096I have a jobI probably make more than you do
>>33741094Why am I annoying? Could you tell me before I do the thing in your pic?
>>33741101You know why.Either not giving concrete answers or pretending to be somebody else.But yes yes, we know, 4chan means nothing to you yes yes, you are so nonchalant.
>>33741098Okay, they are pretty gross I suppose. So could you name a few or not.
>>33741100Not hard to do. Get a second one
>>33741105Why would I do that?How would that help me get a gf?
>>33741102-confused.-pretending to be someone else, please tell what do you mean.-The way you wrote that sentence was cute sorry for calling it that but I didn't get it at all.
>>33741096You need to post your cat
>>33741104Other triggering topics?
MenWho’s hotter?Magalie Lépine Blondeau or Sarah Montpetit
>>33741112But I don't have a cat
>>33741114Yes, I just wanted to see we matched in some of them, anons.
>>33741115>French CanadianBoth are disgusting
>>33741115>Sarah Montpetit
>>33741115(You)
>>33741117I hate when we talk about most video game or anime shit.
>>33741115only other women think MLB is hotsarah too a bit, but at least there's a little something there
>>33741123Because? You don't know?
>>33741115Megalie looks weird
>>33741115If you can't be bothered to attach a couple of pictures to your quest, I'm not going to bother looking up who these people are.
Genders, what's the weirdest thing you like eating?
>>33741049If she's avoiding you, would be a good sign.How do you even end up getting close to avoidant women in the first place?
>>33741124>>33741126What about Sophie Desmarais
I am so fucking lonely and I hate it.
Why do apples make my fart smell bad?
>>33741133Seriously, are you French Canadian or something?Because if you are, you should fuck off and never come back.
>>33741134create an imaginary husband in your head and imagine hes insanely frustrating to be around and enjoy your aloneness
>>33740807The cute balkan troll.
>>33741138I don't have to be anywhere or do anything at all until Saturday lol
>>33741137I am a straight man. I hate sound whiny. But it genuinely fucking hurts.
>>33741133Better
>>33741135Your farts smell bad regardless of what you eat.
>>33741129Not by itself but dill as a spice is pretty good
>>33741133baddie alertshe gives lowk abusive vibes like the relationship is lasting 5 years maximum and shes going to give you mild ptsd for every other woman>>33741136i still cant believe french canadians are a thinglike each half by itself is bad enough
>>33741057>A grizzly or a gorilla?Grizzly>>33740945>Women, would you rather be stock in an elevator with a man or a bear?This time, I choose the man. >>33740850>any advice for marrying into a latino family?If you say "latinx" around her family, it's the equivalent of dating a black girl, her vouching for you, then taking you around her family just for you to say the n-word.>>33740820>If you could go on a date with one manon, who would it beExhibanon>>33740818>what are you playing/watching/listening to while browsingFGalt MacDermothttps://youtu.be/1Oe06936C0c>>33740797>Femanons, you wouldn't last an HOUR in the asylum (board) they raised me in (>>>/trash/)I frequently lurk the CYOA threads there. Also appreciate the Tay-Tay lyrics.
>>33741146>like each half by itself is bad enoughExactly.
>>33741129FAss
>>33741146I think they are pretty cute. It is not their fault that they are french
do i really have to write down my atoga questions so i don't forget them
>>33741147Get in line. There's an exhibanon waiting list.
>>33741129f salt but i try my best to avoid it
>>33741147>>33741153Why him?
>>33740820someone who says "footfags get the rope"
>>33741155He's consistently kind, he doesn't involve himself in any shitposty drama or bad takes, and he has a really nice dick.
>>33741158>he has a really nice dick.did he show it?
>>33741152to think twice and speak once is the soul of eloquence. be your own editor, avoid gaffes
>>33741158Interesting. Not at all how I see him. Guess that’s how perspectives work
God made me permanently single because I'd be such a good husband, it would set the bar so high other men would never measure up
>>33741141go out at night and shadow an isolated woman then gaslight her when she overreacts, that always cheers me up
>>33740846Why does this retard think this is a 2/10 in Holland lolShe's above average for a Dutch girl
>>33741159Many times in the /soc/ atoga.>>33741161I think it depends how often and for how long you've seen him post. It's easy to only get a shallow, misleading impression of a poster based only on a few posts.
>>33741167Yeah, ironic because I’d say your appraisal would be due to only seeing a few of his postsValid though
>>33741163I think there's some truth in the idea that being good at getting a wife doesn't make you good at taking care of a wife and vice versa, but surely that's not a productive attitude anon...
MenWould you rather be with a woman who>Has sex with you, because she likes you as a romantical partner>A woman who date you because she like you as a sexual partner
>>33741155>Why him?All of the reasons >>33741158 said, but also because he's subby, but not in a pathetic way.>>33741159>did he show it?They don't call him Exhibanon for nothing.>>33741170I've talked to him for years between here and /soc/ and that's also the impression I get of him.
>>33741170Weird. I've been here for years.
>Used to not understand people who lose their mind so badly they're just bitter and alone and despise the world >10 straight days of work in I finally understand, I don't like this feeling, this anger yet I finally understand the desire to just let everything burn to the ground and find the screaming and crying smoothing, the last time I vented about this someone told me I just need to have good sex with someone and to stop being a bitter virgin but will that even work, I don't feel like I can be fixed from this mentality I just don't know what to do or think anymore
>>33741163Why did god make you such good husband material?
>>33741173>>33741158You two are almost as pathetic as he is.
>>33741163God made me a woman because i'd be the most misogynistic man alive
>>33741173>>33741174Raises an interesting question on the idea of perspective, considering I’ve been here for a long time too. We all have our biases
>>33741178How does that translate to womanhood?
>>33741172I think number 2 is what I need right now
>>33741172First oneRelationship is more important than sex
>>33741166No, my internationally challenged friend, that is genuinely a Dutch 2. Their women are possessed of supernatural beauty in exchange for heartlessness. A doomed race of murderous seductresses.
>Gender>Did you use to beleive that their was such a thing as the country of sex, where people from all over the world go to have sex in public?
>>33741115>Sarah MontpetitThis one no contest
>>33741176as an example to others, to not be good or experience this wretched existence
>>33741178Kek, that sounds about right. Why do womenfolk hate each other so much on a personal level?
>>33741177Another reason I like him compared to other anons is because he doesn't talk shit like this.>>33741180Of course. Not everybody is going to like everybody, and you're not obligated to. I can see how some people could glean some toxic positivity from someone who's so consistently amicable, for example, if they didn't know him.
>>33741190because other women are competition
>>33741187Isn't it Germany?
>>33741191I'm not talking shit. Just being honest.
>>33741172Either both or none. I have no use for pity sex.
>>33741178*hits you and your bf with the gender swap beam*
>>33741172I'd rather be alone if those the only options
>>33741181conflicting feelings due to being a loner who struggles to fit in, ups and downs but it goes well enough as long as i don't get too close>>33741190i was always only surrounded by women and i used to be only into them and catch feelings easily so don't listen to me too much
>>33741195>Just being honestno decent person has ever said this. ever. not once in the history of mankind.
>>33741195K.
Tits in my face please
>>33741200Tell yourself whatever you like, I don't care.
>>33741191>Another reason I like him compared to other anons is because he doesn't talk shit like this.Same. He's not a keyboard warrior and it feels like talking to an actual person instead of some bitter loser on the internet. And he's a virgin too.>>33741195No, you're definitely talking that shit..>>33741178God made me a woman because I would be a premature ejaculating fuckboy. I can feel it in my bones.
>>33741202no
>>33741186Not him but I lived in the Netherlands for almost a decade, in the past.The only guarantee is that there will be plenty of natural blonds with blue eyes and long legs.Face wise, lots of the have busted faces.So no, that's definitely not a 2.
>>33741205But why
>>33741204>God made me a woman because I would be a premature ejaculating fuckboy.i believe it
>>33741202Sorry they're a bit small
>>33741209you're not him
Menin what kind of position would you take someone's virginity
>>33741212Who?
>>33741129I like to dip salty potato chips in chocolate sauce.
>>33741214Missionary, it was really nice sinking into her like that
>>33740978It feels warm and safe. After the first few months, when the excitement of getting to know each other started to wear out, I just felt extreme comfort, safety and warmth around him. I feel butterflies in my stomach at times - when he touched me, when he kissed me, when he smiled at me. But most of the time I just feel peace and comfort, acceptance, familiarity. It is fantastic.>>33741009F. Middle finger.
>>33741214Doggy, with me pushing her head into the pillow.
Anons I am reporting your texts so be really careful. I have decided that it's an eye for an eye thing.
>>33740978Like a prison with the walls creeping inwards.But that's maybe only because I wasn't all that into him.
>>33741222Thanks for keeping us safe nigga bro
>>33741222What is wrong with you
>>33741221>>33741221>>33741221
>>33741048I only fall asleep if I have a big orgasm, never from masturbation - just penetrative sex.
>>33741222reading everything that i post is brain damaging
>>33741225Atoga has done it to me many times so I am coming after everybody, I'll do it until you learn a lesson.
Euro hours are the worst
>>33741225They're ESL as fuck and also apparently retarded
>>33741230It used to be the best
stressed out and constantly on edge, how do I calm down and get back in my right mind?
I don't want to work a double today bro
>>33741230Wrong
>>33741233UnlikelyEuroids are fags
>>33741230all you do in american hours is talk about race, politics and costco
>>33741234By removing the stressful elements from your life.
>>33741234Punch things
>>33741234What makes you feel stressed currently? What do you do to handle stress?
>found a cute but lonely girl online who wants talk to more people but is too busy with work Oh boy oh boy, I've been waiting for a this kinda opportin. First I hit on her and if we hook up I'll love bomb her like Dresden
>>33741240i'm things
>>33741230Go away.
>>33741234snort your spouse's dirty clothes
>>33741225I am going away now, I'LL be back in American hours, lots of people getting vacations and you know why.
>>33741242>cute girl>busy with work>lonelyOkay bro just don't send her your financials.
>>33741243Can't punch women sorry
>>33741248wth why???
>>33741244No you>>33741238All Euros do is ESL spam and be gay
>>33741238>DID YOU KNOW HOW THE BLACKS AND THE LATINOS ARE THIS AND THAT?American minds are fucked up.
>>33741247Kek, he's in for a shock yeah
>>33741247either that, or one of those 3 letter agency groomers trying to get OP to do some nasty shit
>>33741249Bad karma
>>33741242Oh boy lol
Men what do you think of women with sausage lips?
>>33741235You better delete this, I coming after everybody.
>>33741251>ESLAmericans and Brits always pull this ESL shit, but your English is often inferior, lol, especially when it comes to parsing and understanding complex text.
How do people cut cheese in other countries?I know americans can't be trusted with a cheese knife so they have to get all their cheese pre-sliced.
>>33741257natural or filler?either way it's a minus for me, but nothing serious
>>33741247>>33741256Bro shut the fuck up I'm not being scammed.
>>33741257Ick.
>>33741259I am not American but Europeans are pathetically obsess with the USA/English.
Do you think bad people are directing Gay Rays at your brain and your groin in order to turn you homosexual?
>>33741260I buy in bulk and freeze it. Then I often shave it off with my chef's knife while still frozen.
>>33741259Or maybe your just a idiot lol
>>33741252i forgot how they also always have to pull up some twitter screenshots to blurt out something about the opposite genderor graphs and articles
>>33741214>in what kind of position would you take someone's virginityIn what job position would I take someone's virgin? Sex worker.
>>33741266This is true. Most of our pop culture is imported from america.
>>33741251>All Euros do is ESL spam and be gayBased. >>33741260Depends on the cheese. For hard cheese, I have the cheese slicer, but often will just use a knife against my hand if I'm being a mouse and stealing a slice before bed. For soft cheese, a butter knife.
>>33741268>while still frozenThat can't be good for the knife.
>>33741271whatno, if you had a girl who is a virgin and you have sex for the first time, what SEX position would you go for (1st part)
>>33741239social security is demanding 5000 dollars from me saying they overpaid me when we had already hashed this out 10 years ago and I can't get a day off from work to go handle it. On top of that we've been working for a solid week straight now coming into this week,currently on day 10 and now there's a government shutdown which may or may not fuck with the social security office even more. i don't know what to do they're threatening to garish my wages,too. >>33741240I have and almost broke my hand.>>33741241By going into doomsday scenarios playing out in my head until I become scared, confused, sad and depressed, I shouldn't but I always end up doing it despite my best efforts>>33741245I don't have a spouse, I'm not worth anyone's love and affection.
>>33741259Seething ESL Euroid
>>33741234walk outside for a bit
>>33741278I will suck her slit so hard, the hymen will break into my mouth.
>>33741285i didn't want to read this
>>33741286sorry, it wasn't meant for you,there are multiple girls who are into SM around these parts
>>33741279I think it's not unreasonable to feel stressed and on edge about a real life issue like the one you're having. Most people would be. In this case, try to find practical solutions to solve it. Call in sick and go to the office if necessary, but get it sorted out.
>>33741288what does SM mean there, sorry for being a virgini'm into pain but i'm not into getting oral that's all
Femcels and lonely girls, what's stopping you from sleeping around and being happy?
>>33741292Fucking random men is dangerous, disgusting and bad for you.
>>33741292opening up with the person i'm truly compatible with and love
>>33741296But after you have sex he won't be random anymore>>33741298Who knows, maybe you both fall in love!
>>33741289I can't, I don't have the bucket hours to cover it the closest chance I have is October 13th and even then the doctor's appointment is at 12 and will probably end around 2 and from there it takes an hour to get to the social security office which closes at 4 and even with an appointment it can take up to 6 hours to be seen. I hate this alot, If I try to leave work I lose my job, if I try to do it after my doctor's appointment I run the risk of just sitting there til they tell us to come back tomorrow out of all the things our shitty government does why does no one ever try to make bigger more staffed social security and DMV places? the wait times would be cut down so much more if we had more places and more staff to cover the populations. >>33741282I did, in fact I'm about to go back outside to wait for my ride to work in 5 minutes I'll be back in 9 hours to read your suggestions for calming down after this.
I'm horny!
>>33741296So you’re a volcel!
>>33741299>Who knows, maybe you both fall in love!i can't have sex with someone i don't already love
>>33741303Why not? Have you ever had sex?
From now on I will report the horny poster, i will crush everybody i can
>>33741302>If you don't voluntarily take great risks you only have your self to blame.
would you or have you or want to fuck a sex doll?
>>33741306Very cool
>meet girl off dating app>amazing first date, talk for hours>gives me the "I don't feel a connection" text>bummer, but had such a great time I ask to be friends>asks me travel with her to a nearby city and hang out all day and had a great time>noticed she deleted the dating app afterwards (or unmatched me)>have plans to watch the sunset together tomorrowI'm honestly happy to be just friends, but what are my chances looking like?
>>33741305i did not have sex and i did not find someone i was comfortable with, or i wasn't ready or in a good place for a relationship
>>33741308Femanon knows how to clean herself up after sex. Well, some of them do. A doll doesn't.
>>33741292Trauma
why can't these creeps just masturbate somewhere else
>>33741299>But after you have sex he won't be random anymoreHe will be. Sex doesn't make someone special.
>>33741310>I ask to be friends>but what are my chances looking like?Lol, you can't be serious.
>>33741315Because transgression is their fetish.
>>33741310She already told you she's not into you.
>>33741315I hate you and you will pay
>>33741316Well that's sad, I remember fondly everyone I've had sex with
>>33741310This is bullshit and you're setting yourself up for disappointment.
>>33741133She's way hotter than the other two. Like, significantly.
>>33741322not an uncommon feeling, but i'm sure i didn't do anything to you btw
>>33741313You do it now, and ill do it later for maximum effect
>>33741291sadomasochism, people who get sexual pleasure from either inflicting or receiving pain, or humiliation
>>33741326Nothing personal i just want revenge on atoga
>>33741330And then what? After you've had revenge.
>>33741292I catch feelings every time I have a one night stand with a really cute guy.Then I always end up being disappointed that he is not showing more interest and it always ends up in me feeling rejected.
>>33741186No retard I fucking live thereLike the other anon said, yes, a lot of naturally blonde girls, but most of them have meh faces and dress more gender neutral. They also very rarely wear makeup
>>33741317>>33741321>>33741324I can always count on you guys to damper my expectations. Thank you.
>>33741308No, I like men.
>>33741330Sometimes innocents must pay for the crimes of the guilty
>>33741329getting oral from a man sounds humiliating to meinfight in 3 2 1>>33741330okay but you shouldn't report just any random post for no reason, that's bad citizen behaviourplus i got banned too, and i didn't chimp out
>>337413101. she told you she didn't find you PHYSICALLY attractive2. you told her you're fine being friendzoned3. she likes having a friendzoned retard to be her practice bf4. you won't get any pussy and you will be super bummed when she starts talking about all the guys she is crushing on and eventually will be sleeping with
>>33741332Same except with girls
>>33741331The lesson would be understood
>>33741333youre just trying to keep the dutch 3s to yourself
>>33741339i meant that it feels humiliating for the man to me, professional mental gymnastics
>>33741339>getting oral from a man sounds humiliating to measking a girl I really care about to give me oral also feels humiliating for her, I'm into it as a sexual pleasure, but not with a girl I actually love in a romantic way
I feel like people should make it clear before they plap if it's just to plap or is it to plap and be something more I also wish we had the ability to turn on and turn off our "time for baby" functions like set it from just pleasure to impregnate mode.
>>33741343anon, were you a loner quiet kid in school?>>33741347i'd be super fine with giving oral to the man i love
>>33741334dude, we all suffered through this, it's a mistake ever retard makesultimately you want both sexual and romantic attraction, else it's just rejection but even more painful
>>33741348Just assume people who have sex casually are not looking for a relationship.
>>33741325She’s naked in some tv serie!
I think I'm going to try writing interactive fiction... but as my smut roleplay that I love to write.But nobody can ever find out it's me writing them.
>>33741348>I feel like people should make it clear before they plap if it's just to plap or is it to plap and be something morethat's not how humans work, nobody is going to be like, "I'm super horny today but you're like a 5 and I can manage a 7 so this isn't ever going to me more than a fuck session".
>>33741339The most people pay the better specially some anons
>>33741346You should strive to be a person who it wouldn't be humiliating to perform oral on.
>>33741351No and yes
>>33741361no it just feels too subby to me, like a guy licking my legs
>>33741365Oh I see, it's humiliating for you after all.
>>33741334The general rule is if she doesn't say yes, it's a fuck no. That includes bullshit excuses like work/studying or her not being sure/ready yet. If you need to wonder if a bitch likes you, she doesn't.
>>33741367maybe? but it is mostly because i find the idea of a guy lowering his head so much and focusing on that only kinda... not something i really admire
The price will be crazy
Anons, do you have sleep dreams? How much do you dream ? Can you lucid dream?All my dreams the past year have been abour what I personally think was the “.peak” of my life and it pisses me off waking up to reality after having those type of dreams
>>33741369Yes, I got that. You're subby, like every other woman, and you want a dommy man.
>>33741373I almost never dream.
>>33741374alright>>33741373i used to not have dreams until some days ago, and now i'm starting to dream every day but i'm not really sure if they're that lucidit seems like they are a mix between something i find sexually interesting and casual life
>>33741380My dreams always end before some high point, since i was a kid. Went through some long fantasy journeys to gets a Girls number? Right before getting the number, I wake up. Crazy long sci fi job interview? Right before seeing if I get the job, I wake up.I don’t get it.
>>33741373When I was a child, I exclusively had nightmares. I hated going to sleep. One day, I decided that I wouldn't dream anymore, and after a while, I stopped dreaming. It happens from time to time and I can control some aspects of it. Other times it's just another nightmare. If I don't take my meds, they are particularly intense, and usually bad or sexual.
>>33741381that sounds so frustrating, but i've heard that it happens like that to a lot of people, maybe there's a reason?
>>33741366I'm not deleting my beautiful prose.My intense descriptions of degradation and subservience is something I stand for!
>>33740820Him, so I can put my foot on him under the table.
>>33741373My understanding is that everybody dreams, just not everybody remembers them. I remember my dreams pretty often. I lucid dream occasionally. I always summon a fat booty bitch to fuck whenever I realise I'm dreaming, shit is so cash
>>33741386Then goodbye to you. You see i am not playing anymore
Is it true that on average everybody has one testicle?
>>33741394Half the population in the world is women...
>>33741394You can do the math yourself, to decide if it's close enough or not to the truth for your purpose.
Hi women, what the flat area between your breasts called?
>>33741394A bit less than that, since there are importent men like Hitler who only have one.
>>33741399Sternum. It's also what it is called in men.
>>33741399Sternum
>>33741399Sternum.
>>33740915>>33740921No, the opposite actually.
>>33741403>>33741404>>33741405Thanks anons your the best. <3 bye love you all.
>>33740921Not intelligent enough to solve your own problem.
>>33741399No Man's Land.
>>33741409>your the bestLow IQ retards like you are so annoying.
>>33741399My whole chest is flat. Fuck my life.
>>33741415Sorry, you're the best something something song. Hope and I am still cute.
I want to grab femanons butt
SNOOP DOGG DIED
What is with white women's obsession over drag queens? Can somebody explain why they like that degenerate shit?
>>33741399coomfunnel
>>33741415Their a lot more smart then you
>>33741234I need to hold him.
Hello welcome to WendysWhat can I get you
>>33741394>steaking my claim on one of his balls
>>33741399Penis rest spot
male anonswould you be able to go rough with a virgin?
>>33741399Solarbreastus
>>33741439The most gentle vaginal sex you've ever seen counts as "going rough" with a virgin. Yes, even if she's horny as fuck and you've done plenty of foreplay.Non-vaginally tho yeah absolutely if that's what she wants. I'd do a lot of check-ins though
why are moids so homosexual?
>>33741439No. Wouldn't want to.
>>33741439Sorry I’m married
>>33741439sex isnt a ON and OFF switchyou can adjust depending on her reaction
>>33741449Yeah, make it even rougher when she screams for it.
White men, would you race mix?
>>33741441it's so sad when hentai lies to me
>>33741443because girls are horrible and scary
>>33741439Take me to a Wendys first
>>33741455i have no wendys here
>>33741452Call me sir race mixalot because I like big butts and I cannot lie
>>33741443I would fuck a women rn I swear
>>33741458would she fuck back tho
>>33741452hell noI'd fuck a chick of a different racebut never marrying and never breeding
>>33741456Is there a tim hortons nearby
>>33741452Speaking from experience: yes. Yes, they would.
>>33741452Being hung up on race is dumb.
>>33741423The right wing Magats are already celebrating the assassnation of Snoop I just know
>>33741462absolutely 0 in my entire country
>>33741452Would I? Bestie I've race mixed so much and so often that there's an adjustment period when I get back with a white woman.
>>33740797Oh please. I've been there multiple times when /co/ generals were exiled to /trash/.>>33740847But the average woman IS pretty. No homo.
>>33740850You'll be fine the older generations have been telling her to marry a White guy since she was a kid.
>>33741457ultrabased
>>33741469is that why you talk like a transexual
>>33741475It's possible. I go through the same adjustment period whenever I'm with a straight woman
Men, what is it like to look down and see your dick?
>>33741477Didn't you cry to a femanon about being a 28yo virgin? Or do you think sexting counts as real sex?
>>33741480Half the men here wouldn't know because they're too fat
>>33741472Post nonwussy
>>33741480what the fuck do you mean. its a dick from the topdown perspective
this is why americans can never be racists
is it racist to make a black mmo character whose name is [word]goblina? like evil_goblina for example. (goblin was taken)
>>33741480Gross.
>>33741491Yes
>>33741490They are very two faced creatures
>>33741482...No. I dunno who you've mixed me up with but I'm 27 and a massive slut>>33741485Sorry brother, I am a fellow colonising connoisseur
>>33741487Ok but what is that like
Women can you put your breasts individually compartments or what ever with some clothes like in anime or that doesn't exist? Like each breast wrapped in clothing.
>>33741487Now you know how we feel whenever men ask us "what is it like to have boobs"
>>33741494well i'm playing as it anyway but guess i'll not mention that to my friends on my other account lol
>>33741501Also sorry i haven't sleep.
>>33741501yeah?
>>33741501Yes? They are separate objects, but it looks weird so I don't do it.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33741501nope doesn't exist. maybe in some few high-fashion clothes but it's a pretty weird anime trope basically.
>>33741504Ever MMO lets you check characters from an account via online character sheets.
>>33741491Just say you thought it meant "female goblin"I assume this is a goblin in WoW, otherwise yes it's racist
>>33741510Wouldn't look too weird on huge breasts that are close together. Do you know about any top for that effect?
>>33741501i don't think you meant this but in case, this is also possible but 1st wouldn't be able to stay like that normally for a decent time
>>33741491If you have to ask
>>33741518A skintight latex suit maybe
>>33741470>But the average woman IS pretty. No homo.I don't feel pretty, personally. But I appreciate the sentiment regardless. Especially now that I'm on hour 3 of watching videos of me doing my job for a class I'm preparing, I feel like the ugliest most annoying woman on earth.
>>33741513oh okay. i doubt anyone would care to do that for me ngl.>>33741517i mean that's what i was going for, female goblin. i like goblins a lot. but only like 2 seconds after i realized goblina can mean something else as well lmao.
>>33741501Yes. There are swimsuits designed like that.
>>33741518nta but large breasts would still have clothing moving between them if not even more since it doesn't stay as put
>>33741500like having a fleshy tube hanging between your legs, I dunno. Whats it like having stuff shoved into you>>33741503I think the boob question is more like what its like to haul that extra weight around and when you're active how it affects you.
>>33741524Ouch, yeah watching/listening to yourself is always painful. We're our own harshest critics. I have trouble with that too, but I just remember teachers I looked up to in school and try to emulate them.
I hate all the tittymonster talk.Men, share what you love about flat women, please.
>>33741535Perky, not sagging, breasts.
>>33741529That's hard to answer because breasts grow slowly, so you don't notice until one day you're suddenly called to the principal's office for wearing "inappropriate attire"...
>>33741535I like flatgirls more than tittymonsters
do flat girls know that big breasted girls go through a lot of bullying too?
My children are extremely cuteI should get paid to breed
>>33741519Yeah but more like pic related.>>33741522Probably>>33741527Like?>>33741528Its okay as long as the skin doesn't touch each other.
>>33741535Flat women look more elegant and high class, I guess.I've only ever been flat girls and it never bothered me, even though I do appreciate a nice pair.
>>33741543Really weird thing to post
>>33741535Speaking of skintight latex...Kate Beckinsale was my childhood crush. Kate, if you're posting ITT, I love you.
>>33741543I often think this. Being a mother should be a paid line of work, with benefits, a pension and everything.
>>33741542Idc. They came out of highschool with big tits, that's what I'm mad about.
>>33741546Women should owe me
>>33741535Nothing, only pervert anons like flats possibly homosexual inclination.
>>33741549Boring movie. I fell asleep.
Men would you find it annoying that your gf never goes braless (even when at home) even if her tits are somewhat small? The reason is that she thinks her boobs look good both naked and when wearing a bra, but when wearing a shirt + no bra, they somehow look way smaller/worse/flat than they look compared to being naked or in a bra.
>>33740755Women are subhuman conformist trash.No, I'm not saying this of all women. I'm saying this on behalf of my shit sister and my shit family who treat me like an afterthought.
>>33741544it would need to be skin tight yeah, even the most tight fit clothes wouldn't go as far as looking like it vacuum sealed boobies like that, but it can have some kind of curve, or fold when one breast goes more to the side
>>33741550Right?
>>33741544This just reminds me of those little punching bags lol
>>33741555I really dont give a shit
>>33741535better for fighting
>>33741550It's called being a housewife.
>>33741551i like small breasted girls and they look cute in many things, have a lot of stuff that fits them well, and the idea of having a hand being able to hold all that area is nice
>>33741555I think I'd understand. Shirt + no bra just shows her pokies, which is still hot but I can live without it.
>>33741562It's not a secured job. Imagine looking at a dude with a high turnover rate, lol.
>>33741555No strong opinion. I'm happy that she thinks her boobs look good.
>>33741560I guess it makes me seem a bit vain but that's good
>>33741559>>33741561how can these posts exists at the same time now
>>33741562nta but it's very common for women to do all that shit and ALSO have an actual job to do too (while the husband just does his job)
>>33741568No job is.
>>33741544>Like?
Girls are nice to be around so would it be a good idea to specifically seek out female friends? All my buddies are male so would diversifying my social contacts make sense?No idea how I could do it though
>>33741575also agree with this, i thought he was talking about that at first
>>33741573Mhm. And? Don't like it? Don't do it.
>>33741578Yes it's a great idea. Once you have one female friend, it gets easier from there, since women value the opinions of other women. If one approves of you, others will.
>>33741535They're so small and tight and elegant and they have some built in insecurity that is super cute so they try extremely hard at all the things that really matter like deepthroat. Whenever you see amateur porn of a guy really just bullying the shit out of a tight fucking throat it's always a flat girl and she looks so fucking proud as her throat bulges and her man groans and moans emptying himself inside of her. They have tighter pussies as well which is pretty obvious. Flatties are sexually repressed nymphomaniacs just waiting to unleash all their sexual energy built up in their itty bitty titties. That's why their nipples are always so hard and sensitive, they focus all that energy into a smaller and tighter frame. Fuck they're so hot...
Migrants should pay for me to impregnate them
>>33741581Non sequitur. Stay on topic please
>>33741535Who mentioned tittymonsters? We're just talking about women with an average, respectable amount of boob, no more than a handful or so.
>>33741584Fuck you.
>>33741575Is the file name the actual name? I just wanted something that maintains the breast figure.
>>33741587Those are tittymonsters.
>>33741584all the tittymonster volcels disappeared after this post
>>33741581>heh, you thought I asked a good question? no, it was shit and I knew itWell played
Remember all flatgirl posts are JH who in her 35 years of life still hasnt accepted her lack of booba
>>33741588Are you a flatty offering?
>>33741578Men aren't capable of being platonic friends with women, especially if the man is single. So if you want to be a dramaqueen, go ahead.
>>33741591Same energy as "any man who's held a girl's hand is Chad"
>>33741586I'm saying if you don't like the terms of the job, don't take the job. Get yourself a man who offer acceptable working conditions.
>>33741597>Men aren't capable of being platonic friends with womenIt's possible but in only specific situations. Like, I can be friends with the wifes/gfs of my buddies because as a man of a strong moral conduct, those girls are completely off limits.
>>33741601>just find a man who will be successful foreverWorking on it, in the meantime it's easier to be successful myself
You WILL be barefoot and pregnant. This is your destiny.
>>33741480I wouldn't know, it's an innie
>>33741605>in the meantime it's easier to be successful myselfYes, and I commend you for it.
>>33741551that doesn't really erase what they went through tho, insecurities are still there, specially when you're used to it as you grow upi think we should hold hands, no homo
>>33741452Sort of. I don't care about race when dating but I don't want kids so I'm not sure if that counts?
>>33741601Nta but at that point it's more realistic to never have kids. It takes a lot of income for a single person to support a family in modern times, and if a woman either wants to no kids or a man who will support her as a sahm, most will end up having no kids since the other option is more rare/less obtainable.Don't like it? Keep whining
>>33741443It's funny to be gay with the boys
>>33741551I would have gotten a breast reduction before graduation if I could afford it, anon
>>33741603I mean I don't really mean whether or not you'd end up actively pursuing the woman. A friendship cannot be platonic if there is attraction.
>>33741551and? do you think big tits help in college? no, tittymonsters aren't assumed to be competent like flatties are, so they have to work twice as hard to be taken seriously
>>33741616You should be tied up against your will for suggesting that
>>33741614>it's more realistic to never have kids.Correct.
>>33741594Not ALL of them, just many of them.>>33741595Fuck no. I'm just mad at the insecurity fetishization.>>33741598Don't bring Chad shit into this. Tittymonsters get no judgement calls by default. There are titcow popular girls and titcow losers. The only thing they can and should be judged on is how lucky they were in their shared endowment.
>>33741585Seconding this
>>33741620You're gonna need a lot of rope>>33741619This too, it's tough beating the bimbo allegations
>>33741542No they don't
>>33741611>>33741616>>33741619I know it's a "the grass is greener on the other side" situation, but it's still very upsetting when women who can fill out a shirt and aren't called childlike all the time think that their tits aren't objectively more normal and accepted.
>>33741619this hits deep
>>33741624>insecurity fetishizationYeah that's pretty gross. Men ITT have said many times that they enjoy women being uncomfortable and insecure. So, the best defense is to pretend to be confident in my body. Haha......
>>33741624>I'm just mad at the insecurity fetishizationWell fuck you too. Theres really no winning with the female brain. It's not my fault you choose to take everything negative. Honestly you should just shut the fuck up and take the compliment and stop being willingly difficult.
25 is too old to find anyone I was supposed to be pregnant two years ago it’s so so so over
>>33741172First one, I want a best friend I can be romantic and lewd withI'll do what I can to become a good sex partner as well, she can train me
>>33741629oh I'm not saying it's normal, I just thought it was an odd thing to be mad aboutbeing "accepted" by coomers isn't that great, but I will grant you that fashion is a lot of fun when you're the default body shape
>>33741597>>33741583Anon please, I need new friends more than sex. Moreover you can be friends with people you don't find sexually attractive
>>33741115I guess Montpetit, I like dark hairBoth are really pretty though
>>33741629Who the hell calls women with killer hips/ass "childlike"??
>>33741638I wasn't implying sex! Just trying to say how it's different from making male friends, where you have to win them over one at a time, while female friends "snowball" and get way easier over time.
>>33741606B-but I'm a boy
>>33741636i agree with this anon
>>33741555I wouldn't find it annoying in general but since I like small/flat chests I think I'd find it annoying that that's the reason lolShe's bullying me
>>33741636>>33741645if the default body shape is not my body shape
>>33741633Pay me and I’ll knock you up
>>33741638>Moreover you can be friends with people you don't find sexually attractiveYou can tell yourself whatever you want, but it won't be a platonic friendship, aka an actual friendship, no matter what you try to tell yourself.
>>33741650nta but stop bringing these kind of things up it's hot
WomenMy new kitten has realized she can climb everything in my houseThis is your fault
>>33741655Like, porn? Based if true
>>33741650How much How are your genes and health
>>33741656>male trying to get female attention by forcing his cat into the conversationWhat a slutty attentionwhore
I’ll break your bones with all the love I carry keep you close and one day we’ll get married
>>33741663Yeah I'll say itI'm lonely and crave female attention
>>33741664sounds like a difficult wedding
>>33741656I literally came here to post something about pets: Today I learned the Devil is real, and it's whoever came up with the idea people should pay pet rent on top of usual rent fees.
>>33741631Why would a guy like a woman who is overly confident about her body?It reminds me of when I've read some women writing females and they make them super confident buxom women that just overpower a man with the way they walk and move their hips and the writing just focuses entirely on how much their bodies just completely make men lose control as they move with a confident swagger. It's actually not appealing at all when a man reads that most of the time. Maybe I'm an outlier but it gives similar feelings to a guy walking around with bulging muscles acting like Gaston from beauty and the beast. In a way women feeling insecure but attracted feels similar to a guy blushing and acting a bit oafish at the sight of a pretty girl which I know girls like. It's flattering and excites your vanity which isn't a bad thing. Your partner should stroke your vanity a bit, if being with your partner doesn't make you feel like you're on the top of your world then what the actual fuck is going on?
>>33741666Male loneliness is a myth, just befriend others like you
>>33741673My penis is lonely.
>>33741670nta but that either sounds like male writers who try to hide their femdom fetish or sexually repressed insecure women
>>33741669This is only slightly less evil than not allowing pets at allThese people are evil>>33741673Tried that but other guys don't put effort into it
>>33741678Yes nothing is ever your fault
>>33740807>a million answers pointing to a million different femanons >>33740807>two answers, one fakeBleak
>>33741682I don't know what to tell you anon, I cannot be friends with people that don't respond to any contact outside of work and ghost when you make plans
Are you guys mad at me for being annoying
>>33741687That depends on what you did
>>33741687i'm not
My fantasy is telling a moid to grab my butt when he doesn't want to because he's shy but he also doesn't want to refuse because that would make him look like a pussy and also he feels the urge to grab it and becomes flustered and blushes
>>33741678now i can't pet you or call you pet names anon or treat you as a pet, because i'm afraid i won't be able to afford it :(
>>33741696cute and hot
>>33741696Why am I in your fantasy, do women actually like this kind of thing?
why do i want to have car sex? (sex inside a car)
>>33741696You have fun with that.
>>33741631>men want us to be insecurewe've been over this, our thing for girls who don't shave or bathe is not at all related to your own body image but of us wanting to imagine ourselves as cavemen
>>33741535Foldability.Throwability.
>>33741697God, they have taken EVERYTHING from usI can't even use my usual cat reactions because it's too expensiveUncle Ted was right
>>33741696moids here will get flustered and blushwill probably piss and shit themselves a little too
>>33741677It's insecure women mainly, guys would write that sort of character differently I think. It's kind of like how in D&D women act like they don't want sexual attention but then 85% of them make some super hot warlock or bard or paladin and then try and fuck their way out of every encounter and develop a romance subplot with the big bad.
>>33741703Stinky girls....
>>33741704I love chokers so much.
>>33741704still possible as a tittymonstermaybe slightly less foldability in certain areas
>>33741706kek, you're funny 'non
>>33741661Elite400$
>>33741713nta>$he's lying
>>33741711Yeah, but being sporty thin and more "fragile" looking makes me go rougher in those ways.
>>33741654If you saw how cute our babies would be you’d reach through your screen and steal my cum
>>33741712T-thanks, you too
>>33741714It’s 4000$ for you
>>33741651>>33741642Alright, I do think having friends of any kind snowballs. What do you think about the other person I'm quoting, you're both disagreeing on something important
>>33741713Are you at least white
>>33741720I’m white and racist
>>33741714nta but yeah the sperm bank pays a couple hundred bucks tops, and that's for six foot chads with high muscle mass and postgraduate degrees.
>>33741687Yes, you wasted my cognitive ability to recognize patterns
>>33741722Can we do $300
Women, what does a dick feel like in you? One that's too small? Too big?
reminder that americans can't be racists
>>33741728I've never had a dick in me
>>33741728They all feel like nothing because I dissociate during sex
>>33741725would they really rest for muscle mass
>>33741725F Wait, they have requirements? Isn't that like eugenics kinda?
>>33741727Sure. I’m not jewish
>>33741737Nice Do you want to be involved with the kid
>>33741730same>>33741735no, it's cute
>>33741738Preferably but it’s your call
>>33741732The fuck.
>>33741718i don't want your cheap american genes
>>33741728>Women, what does a dick feel like in you?Filling. It feels really good.
>girl is telling me what to text herLol wtf is this?I only experienced it once before when I was texting a young black girl and she would say stuff like "say you love me back" and "say goodnight to me"
Have you ever met someone with a chilling aura, a bonafide STONE COLD true cel?
>>33741743Do you want to get married then
>>33741729Why?
>>33741751i don't think i've ever seen an incel or volcel male irl
>>33741750I would never tell you what to text me anon
>>33741751Not irl
>>33741728A good one feels really nice. There's this feeling of closeness and intimacy and fullness. I can't really explain it. Sometimes your body has to adjust at first and there can be some discomfort but it's something you miss when it's not there. I personally haven't had one that's too big for me but I assume it would be painful and awkward if the guy isn't careful.
State genderAre you a little shit?Is there somebody who would call you a little shit?If yes, why?
>>33741753i'm too much of a pussy to explain it now
You know back in the day when an army would go without pay they would go on a rampage pillaging the local towns. It was a more fair time.
>>33741752One of these days
>>33741760what do they do now
>>33741750>"say goodnight to me"this is tough because they usually like it a lot but only if theyre in the right mood and you can never tell women why are you like this
Hypothetically speaking, what would it take, genetically speaking, for all the women in an area to start having large breasts?
>>33741763Nothing. Go to work without pay.
>>33741439No. Not that it matters, I haven’t seen a virgin since I was 17 years old
>>33741758>Are you a little shit?F. I am, it is very unfortunate.
>>33741750I love when they do this I think it's cuteA friend of mine used to do it to me and I started doing it back
>>33741640People ITT, for starters.
>>33741761Hm it’s okay if you don’t like me
>>33741763a descendant of the pillaged got revenge on the army by inventing the dept of veterans affairs
>>33741765genetics
>>33741732Wow, seriously? Have you been raped?
>>33741758>State gender>Are you a little shit?What's that mean>Is there somebody who would call you a little shit?My dog, she can't speak abliet>If yes, why?Reasons
>>33741765Unironically a land of abundant milk and honey would produce the most fecund offspring.
>>33741767i despise these kinds of replies but thanks for answering still
>>33741601>p-p-please understand, we simply can't make the terms of the job better>have you considered looking for someone else to do it instead?Is this some American bullshit I'm too European to understand
>>33741777WOW YOU WON THE LOTTERY!
>>33741765I'm not really sure that would ever happen because the women with smaller chests would just have to stop having sex.
>>33741779please get away from me, vulpes inculta
>>33741765Give me a hundred Ghanaian men and twenty years and I can make it happen
>>33741439No, I was not able to. I guess I have a madonna/whore complex
>>33740818M, lately I've been playing Fire Emblem and a bit of Super Smash Bros. again. Sonic Racing devoured my free time last week and I need a break.>>33741172The former.>>33741214Handholding missionary.>>33741373I mostly have nightmares, with the occasional 'good' dream that leaves me feeling confused and weird. Like an ex reaching out to me or my GM developing feelings for me.
>>33741670Well yeah, "overly confident" is too much. But there's a middle ground between Female Gaston and wearing baggy clothes to hide your body.
>>33741781kek
Women, if a guy is obviously nervous around you, why do you find it funny to tease him with your body and stuff like that?
>>33741788guys tease nervous girls too
>>33741771It’s not you babe
>>33741788I wish women would do that
>>33741788It makes me feel like a sexy goddess that is worshiped by autists with offerings of chocolate treats.
>>33741719I don't really agree with that. "Actual friendship" is too vague to pin down, and men can control their feelings just as well as women.
>>33741732Why are you having sex if it's not pleasant?
>>33741788Power feels good.
>>33741732You should at least be thinking about England.
>>33741789Really? I have never seen this. I mean, aside from like pulling pigtails in grade school stuff. We grow out of that. Is it because a shy guy isn't as well liked in general, so you feel better about picking on him?
>>33741800NTAI do.>aside from like pulling pigtails in grade school stuff.That's not teasing, that's bullying, you autistic fuck.
>>33741788I admit I've been guilty of this. It's a bit of an ego boost when you don't feel confident about yourself.
>>33741791Okay so why wait
>>33741778>>p-p-please understand, we simply can't make the terms of the job betterI said nothing of the sort. On the contrary, I'm saying you shouldn't accept unacceptable conditions.And I'm not american.
Women who are sexually attracted to women, how much of a factor do you think hyper-sexualization of women in media played?
>>33741788i wasn't sure if this was just a fantasy of yours, but personally it just makes me even more nervous
>>33741801Pulling pigtails is outright bullying? Seriously? I mean, it's anoying, sure, but bullying?
>>33741788NAG, but precisely for that reason. It's only fun to tease someone who reacts with embarrassment to the teasing.
>>33741480isn't anyone going to ask the obvious female counterpart to this question?
>>33741807Whatever helps you hatefap at night.
>>33741803I’m sure you’re wife material. Go find a real moid anonnett
>>33741735they have height, education, and weight requirements yeah, I'm an inch too short to be a sperm donor
>>33741805A good amount, I think. "Women are sex" messaging starts young.
>>33741806I've had that happen. Say, a women with big boobs who notices I'm having a hard time concentrating will change her posture so it makes it MORE difficult to have a conversation. And then complain about my actions.
>>33741801>That's not teasing, that's bullying, you autistic fuck.It's not bullying, fucking retard. Girls would throw their hair in my face to get me to pull it lol
Fems say they want to see the world, but then refuse to join me on a spiritual retreat to Wiggerstan.
>>33741480It's in my pants most of the time.
>>33741805>hyper sexualization of womenmost of the women in this thread would've come of age in an era where men are unironically more sexualized in media than women, unless some girl in here was really into 80s or 90s movies or something. There are literally government agencies now that make sure attractive women don't get put in new media.
Femanon's bare feet on my lap..
>>33741814As I thought, "teasing men with their body" is women just existing. She simply changed her posture and you read evil intentions behind it.
>>33741817It is Wednesday. Do you know where your durag is?
>>33741812Oh, wow. I didn't think it would be THAT arbitrary. I mean, I could see not accepting people with disabilities and stuff like that but... that's like not accepting women that don't mean a certain bust size or something.
>talk to a girl at the store, she often starts talking to me>tells me it's her last day, asks for my name>I ask for her number>text her for a few days>yesterday she sends me one word replies twice in a rowHow long should I wait before texting her again (or never lol)
>>33741814she did that and then complained to you about you staring? you were staring at her as she changed her posture?
>>33741816Sure they did.
>>33741816This is just like the boob thing. They cause the problems just to complain about it.
>>33741824if you want to donate eggs they do have a weight requirement, but I think that's about it, there isn't as much of a market for eggs
Why does femanon never want MY bare feet on HER lap?
>>33741821Seriously.>sitting alone listening to music in class>guy yanks an earbud out and tells me to stop "begging for attention">apparently I was leaning forward too much and he felt funny in his pants from across the roomI need a break from men
>>33741821She leaned over so I could see more cleavage and winked.
>>33741826You should have banged her on the second day of talking. Your chance is gone forget her.
>>33741832i do but only if you are not into female feet
>>33741835Winked and then complained...?Was there smooth jazz playing too?
I miss this girl that used to tease me and take advantage of my nervousnessI had such a big crush on her
>>33741835she leaned over instead of changing her posture then? she winked and complained?
>>33741838I like female feet just like I like all parts of the female body.
>>33740755tfw no elf gf to bully
>>33741844disgusting
>>33741839SMOOTHJIZZ
>>33741819you are retarded
>>33741844Even unfeminine female feet?
>>33741846Your feet are disgusting?
yesterday this woman teased me by deliberately getting naked when she KNEW I'd bought a new pair of binoculars and live across the street from her
>>33741850no, it's disgusting that you would kiss feet
>>33741852Who said "kissing"? Liking feet is first and foremost about visual appreciation
>>33741849No, of course not.
>>33741853i won't listen to your propaganda, i know everything there is to know
>>33741852Why? Because your feet are disgusting?
Just finished my morning work out today, it was leg day, and like basically every leg day exercise makes me think of sex. I want to fuck women so bad. Hopefully in the next 3-4 years I can attract a wife and then just fuck the shit out of her on a daily basis.
>>33741849Not sure there is such thing. Female feet are by nature more delicate, and regardless it's not just about feet themselves but about feminine body language that makes it all the more appealing
>>33741856I like feet but I don't understand foot worship. I think it's bullshit and see 0 appeal in it
Kissing femanon feet
DEATH TO ALL FEETSHITTERSMASS EXECUTE ALL FOOTFAGSNO EXCEPTION
>>33741864my love <3
>>33741864You really need to have your feet kissed and cared for. It will break the spell
>>33741864You're more obsessed with feet than I am.
>>33741864Stepped on to death by femanon
>>33741858This is why I stopped working out as hard. I was just horny and angry all the time with no way to get rid of my sexual frustration because jerking off didn't help.
muscular man man choking me with his thighs and spitting on me and calling me a cow or something
>>33741866You know it, puppy.>>33741867My feet are for hiking.
>>33741870I know who I want to be so I just ignore every single voice in my head which moves away from that goal.
>>33741872>My feet are for hikingStinky femanon feet after a hike mmmmm
>>33741871That is wrong.
>>33741872For massaging after hiking you mean
>>33741839Lol, no. But that was probably a passive aggressive way for her to say "I see you looking at my boobs, stop doing that" without actually saying that, right?
man stepping on my head into the ground as he's taking my virginity
>>33741871Training my inner thighs just for this. And just so that my lower body and glute chain and groin chain are all jacked for maximum cooming.
>>33741874I am a man, you deranged fuck.>>33741871I'll choke you with my calves and both hands at the same time. <3
>>33741872Hiking girl feet need foot rubs.
>>33741883she's sensing the footfag out of him
>>33741879Those are super cute though, but would be better without tattoo yeah
>>33741879
no way, it's woman48579357?? what do you think of footfags? are you a footfag?
>>33741871You're a man and this is disgusting.
>>33741888Where does the stupid tattoo ideas frog get the stupid tattoo ideas?
>>33741811You are real
>>33741879Gross
>>33741892no and we just don't share the same feelings that's all plus i was having therapy out of the foot spam sorry
>>33741826There are other more aggressive men than you in her DMs. And you wonder why you don't get a chance with her.
Uh oh I’m horny I actually despise being horny it fucking sucks all it does is remind me that I’m alone
>>33741877Sounds more like a playful "I caught you lol" and not her being offendedI really don't mind, as long as guys don't pretend they weren't looking
>>33741881do not post any picture, but would that be something like being between a thigh and aa calf? or having 2 calves together
>>33741864>kills ~65% of all men on the planetNice job anon
People with kids or who want kids>what type of expectations do you have for them? At least finish college and get a good paying job to live independently?>how much will you help them financially? For example, Will you allow them to be a NEET or would you kick them out even if it means homelessness >your kid is in middle school or high school. Not in sports, mediocre grades. What’s your view? Is that fine? Would you take action? If you want or have boys >how do you prevent him from becoming an incel or an autistic virgin? Every incel has a mother, maybe even a loving mother.
>>3374189350s comic books
>>33741906advanced natural selection
>>33741809But women don't see vagina when they look down... do they?
>>33741877If she leaned over, she probably wasn't really upset and you're blowing the "complaining" part out of proportion.
>>33741899same I need to stop exercising It always make me so horny
>>33741891I'm not a special anon just because I'm the only man with big enough balls to post anti-feminism memes in a time when men are being oppressed by feminist laws.foot fetish is one of the least degenerate fetishes you can have in 2025. There are average looking women slitting their wrists and using the blood for anal lube.
>>33741879Isn't that like one of the most painful places to get a tattoo? Since there's barely any fat cushioning the bone?
Rewatching house and in the first episode this teacher had a seizure in front of her class. Do you think she should be punished? How dare she scare the children like that!
>>33741902nta Wait, you don't mind?
GenderWhat deodorant do you like to use?
>>33741915>men are being oppressed by feminist laws.like what
>>33741907>what type of expectations do you have for them?Be healthy and not die before me. I will help them financially if needed but want them to carve their own niche whatever it may be
Would you approach someone with a typical “spiritual” tattoo? Like a zodiac symbol , a hippie looking sun, etc
>>33741915women578943 what kind of porn did you end up watching wth...or what kind of country do you even live in
>>33741905>do not post any pictureI have posted my calves before, though it's been a while.I was kind of thinking sitting on top of you, while your head is between my legs. We could mix it up, but I can have your head between my calves, also leaning forward and choking you with my hands.When you're just about to pass out, I'd move your throat to make cock and facefuck you.
>>33741919Unless you're literally drooling and staring so hard that you don't react when I look at you, no. Glancing is okay. I know boobs are popular. Personally I like it when guys smirk and look away when I catch them, like "yeah, you got me haha" instead of making it awkward
>>33741918what does house think? I agree with him
>>33741921M Ones made for women. They genuinely seem to work better.
>>33741924Hell no
>>33741922he's a very special person
>>33741928He doesn'tthink it's a tumour. I will try to keep you updated.
>>33741918It's not her fault, it's probably lupus>>33741924Sure, it's a conversation starter at least
>>33741924>tattoos
>>33741924I wouldn't know how to approach anyone, tattoo or not. I'm not even sure I understand what you mean by that.
>>33741919NTA but Many women don’t care unless you stare. I’m autistic and had a 100 rule list in my room in college to help with dating. I can post one day but my handwriting would get blasted to hell.
Asian women, is it racist for a white guy to have a yin yang tattoo?
>>33741924I don't approach strangers but if I were in a scenario I could befriend them, yes
>>33741926understood
>>33741919nta I don't care as long as the guy isn't staring. A little bit of a glance gives me a confidence boost ngl.
>>33741921MOld Spice because their meme campaign worked on me
>>33741907-I expect them to serve the Lord (Jesus) in their every day lives-My house will be the "section 8" housing for them but they will also have to pull their own weight by making some kind of money. Daughters get even less tolerance because they could marry a middle class man in 2 seconds so no tolerance for broke women in the house.-Sports are almost completely pointless and so are grades.-It's quite hard to keep men from becoming incel because feminism has destroyed the male/female dynamic. I would say he should be a volcel until finding a moral and virgin woman.
Do you expect your partner to eventually let themself go weight wise? Every older person in my family either has a pot belly or is fat. So I wonder if it’s just the guaranteed future.
>>33741919I've been stared at since I was 12. It doesn't bother me anymore. Just don't be like the guy in >>33741833 and act like I'm "being sexy on purpose" for some nefarious reason.
>"You know height actually doesn't matter at all"woman whose boyfriend is 6'+
>>33741927>Personally I like it when guys smirk and look away when I catch themI HATE that lol. Why would a guy looking at your chest a bit be awkward? I mean, guys like boobs, right? You can't like expect him to act as if they're not there.
>>33741907F>what type of expectations do you have for them? At least finish college and get a good paying job to live independently?I'd want them to be healthy and happy. Both me and their father are college educated and have nicely paying jobs, but whatever they want to do as long as they make a honest living and they're happy with themselves. I do not care about them having degrees, it was what was best for me but if it isn't what is best for them it is also fine.>how much will you help them financially? That's a tough question. As a rule, I'd help them. If they're a NEET, I'd support them as long as they actively work on whatever psychological ailment made them NEETs and then I'd try to support them in getting out of their rut. Eventually, tho, you have to cut it.>your kid is in middle school or high school. Not in sports, mediocre grades. What’s your view? Is that fine? Would you take action? I'd wonder why and assess what to do depending on the reasons. It could be fine if they were not particularly academically gifted or interested in sports, depending on whether they have other passions.>how do you prevent him from becoming an incel or an autistic virgin?I'd try my best to keep them mentally healthy and offer them opportunities to be involved with their peers IRL and off the internet.
>>33741937Nah, I consider that a symbol of Taoism, so it's a religion thing, not a race thing
>>33741948Putting on weight is a dead giveaway of a sexless life
>>33741952Yeah exactly. The quick panicked look away makes me feel like I did something wrong. Sometimes guys frown and I'm not sure what to make of that.
>>33741921F. Old lady Dove deodorant.>>33741924F. I'd rather not date people with tattoos.
>>33741952>You can't like expect him to act as if they're not there.Many girls do though.
>>33741907FI would expect them to move their bodies / do some kind of sport or exercise throughout school, to get good grades, and avoid debauchery I would help them as much as they need within reason. If they are doing drugs or something stupid I’m not funding that I don’t think it’s healthy for growing kids to not be in a sport during that age. The grades I wouldn’t stress too much about, I never found that productive as a kid. But I’d want them to at least be trying and learning. Idk, I’m also an autistic virgin. I probably won’t have kids
>>33741951>height doesn't matter man who is 5’7” with a 5’9” gf
>>33741951And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that
M but does anyone else think the concept of those little panels women wear to block their cleavage is really stupid? I mean, just don't wear shirts that low cut.
>>33741899>>33741913Why are women like this, it's so annoying, stop fighting your own horny you fucking retards and just have sex with anons for fuck sake.
>>33741937it's very touristy, but I wouldn't call it racist
>>33741948I expect him to look different than he does now - he'll gain and lose weight, gain and lose muscle, lose hair, be healthier and unhealthier than he is today. It's fine, I love him.
>>33741967Anon just rejected me
>>33741941It's kind of disappointing how you are always so passive.
>>33741967I am a man
>>33741929>>33741921FI wear mens because I think the same
>>33741922>>33741931-If a man complains to law enforcement about female abuse, she will get taken in for 1 day. Where if the roles were reversed, he would get years in prison-A woman can strategically marry and divorce men for infinite free money-A woman can divorce men and the courts will almost always side with the woman for child custody.- If a man complain to HR (at work) about sexual harassment, the workplace sees that as a non-issue because men are not a "protected class" like women. If women complain about sexual harassment towards men, he will get fired and blacklisted from employment.
>>33741907The ONLY way to stop the incel problem is what I’ve been advocating for for 15 years.the world needs to be CHILD FREE. The world would be much better off without new generations of humans.
>>33741921MWhatever I have been buying for years.
>>33741971Are you fat? Go work out.
>>33741966What, a camisole? An undershirt? Sorry you dislike the concept of wearing layers, anon.
>>33741957>Yeah exactly. The quick panicked look away makes me feel like I did something wrong. So it makes you ashamed of your body in a way? It makes it worse?>Sometimes guys frown and I'm not sure what to make of thatThis is them realizing they weren't as subtle as they thought they were.
>>33741980Internet free as well.
>>33741983I’m not fat
>>33741980Fuck off devil worshipper.
>>33741959That's really bizarre desu "I know I'm a girl and guys are sexually attracted to girls but you better not act like that."
What a waste of a young woman lol. Being ugly is incredible. If I had been born even 10 years earlier before the internet ruined men I would have had a husband by now
>>33741990Nta but LMAO
>>33741966>those little panels women wear to block their cleavage is really stupid?thosewhatnow? I don't know what you're talking about.
>>33741987Good luck enforcing that in the future when everyone has wi-fi implants in their skulls
>>33741989Are you black? If not I'm confused, why were you rejected?
>don't like having my bf cum on my butt>he wants to do it>let him do it once>he asks for it again>let him do it again>now he asks every time we're togetherHow do I explain that it's still not something I like but I'm willing to do it for him sometimes, without sounding neurotic and setting arbitrary limits?
>>33741943The Dr. Squash got me with theirs KEK just like the beef jerkyhttps://youtube.com/shorts/0lHhpaCH_uQ?si=ki-tasQ5j5rCQCqZClassic. I feel like oldspice has room for growth and their marketing could be better.
I just cleaned up my kitchen and now I'm treating myself to a bath. hehe
>>33741996No im not Idk he didn’t me a reason
>>33741976Really? That's interesting. I guess I just have sensitive skin. Women's stuff doesn't give me rashes.
>>33741997Let him cum in your mouth instead. Deepthroat and swallow might be a batter option than ass for you
>>33741991It's only ok if the guy is attractive.
>>33741907 i want them>what type of expectations do you have for them?to be able to have good morals?>how much will you help them financially?i may struggle with this and go a bit overboard, so i hope i'll learn how to be more strict with the people i love by then, i'd mostly help as much as i can until they're a young adult, help them being able to start things that build their future, but other than that i'm not sure yet>Not in sports, mediocre gradeit's not the worst but i'd check on them and make sure nothing is going wrong?>how do you prevent him from becoming an incel or an autistic virgin?i'll marry someone that will give me the least amount of incel talking points and probably let the kid live his life more unlike i did in the pasti don't think i'm mature enough to answer these as correctly yet tho
>>33741977none of those are laws you fucking moron
>>33741997Tell him to cum inside, like a proper man.
>>33741992You have to try really hard to be ugly as a female in 2025. Men are already screwed and doomed to be forever alone if they're below 6'4" these days. But you're alone because you want to be, dumb cunt.
>>33741997>We tried it and I didn't like it. Sorry, but it's not happening again.ez
>>33741997"This is not something I like. While I don't hate it enough to forbid you from doing it entirely, and I'm willing to do it sometimes out of love for you, most of the time I want sex to be what we both like, not just what you like"
>>33741897>There are other more aggressive men than you in her DMs.Yeah I'm taking this as a learning experience, I'm super rusty after having a long-term gf for years and forgetting how to text girls.So the general advice would be to ask the girl on a date immediately after getting her number?
>>33742000good job
>>33742007anon let him find his perfect atoga bf please
>>33741966The women's fashion industry is really fucked up. They WANT you to buy more, to wear layers. A lot of stuff is really thin so you NEED to.
>>33741985Idk, cleavage is supposed to make people happy, not cause distress :(
>>33741993Anyone advocating for the destruction of marriage and men and women becoming fathers and mothers is under satanic influence full stop. Even if you take the stance of "it's not realistic to afford kids" all you're really saying is you don't trust God's plan and that you know better than God so unironically fuck off Lucifer, Jesus is the King and victor, Jesus has our souls, your satanic bullshit will not succeed.
Should I hit on my dentist? She meets like maybe hundreds of patients a week so maybe I’m not even special but we’ve had great conversations every time I had an appointment.
>>33741997Most guys would probably find it easier to swallow if you're able to give a reason why you don't like it
>>33741997Where would you prefer him to cum? But >>33742012 has it right
>>33741990I don’t worship the devil. The devil would support humans living on to POLLUTE this world and destroy the ecosystem. We don’t belong.
>>33742007>the enforcement of laws has NOTHING to do with the laws themselvesoh I forgot to mention only men get drafted (a law) because only men are capable of fighting other men, while women are physically incapable of getting anything done in war. Yet they still demand equality.
>>33741966The point of those is they're adjustable. We can't just throw on a t-shirt and forget about it. They add extra insulation and help keep the boobies where they're supposed to be.>>33742021lol no
>>33742022Nta. Can you give a reason why you like it? Or anything?
>>33741974a good thing about online communication is that no one would suffer to see my reactions to certain things
>>33742018M, and I love boobs and all that, but it really depends on the social situation.
>>33742014You have to be handsome, smooth, funny, interesting, immoral (but not too immoral). You can play these stupid fucking feminist female-autonomy mind-games or you can become a christian and get a real wife without doing any of that stupid shit.
>>33741984he is anti-onion fashionf a s h o n i o n KEK I make myself laugh so hard.
>>33742022Is "would you want cum on YOUR ass?" not reason enough?
Dealing with people is more exhausting than any physical activity for me.
>>33742027>They add extra insulationAren't boobs pretty much space heaters though?
>>33742021Do you earn more than her? If not, don't bother. My last dentist was a millionaire.
>>33742037it's pretty understandable, you don't have to put a lot of brainwork into moving furniture
>>33742003I can only wear the clear kind.
>>33742038Kinda, but layers also disguise nipples and the outline of boobs so your outfit looks more modest, and they're thin so they don't cause boob sweat. They're cute and practical.
>>33742016yeah I' m gay because feminism is logically impossible.sure. Whatever you say.
>>33742041It exhaust my body as well more than exercise.
>>33742046you're thinking too muchi will not spam it but did you see perseus-kun thicc butt yet?
>>33742028It's just how guys are. They respond better to firm question-answer stuff to act as mental place-anchors.>>33742036It isn't. It's not normal cum, like other peoples', which is trash, it's MY cum. I'm not saying you should die for it, but if you were one sip away from dying of thirst and you chose my cum over a glass of water, I would sympathize.
>>33742020Bruh take your pills, I am not reading all that schitzospam.Next you are going to rant about covid again.
>>33742022"Give me one good reason why I can't shoot gooey ropes onto any part of your body I feel like" is not the hill to die on, guy
>>33742033I'll have you know that my grandmother thinks I'm very handsome>you can become a christian and get a real wife without doing any of that stupid shit.I've gone to church a few times and never seen anyone under the age of 30
>>33742024Man is what uplifts nature into something holy and good. You're deranged. Everyone can tell the difference between a good and loyal hound and a savage wolf. The hound is more human, gains more personality, literally enters into having a soul. The same thing for a noble horse, or any creature on the earth that is cared for and taught to love. Just like an animal can become far worse than its base nature through abuse and cruelty by being introduced to human sin. We have a responsibility to care for the land and uplift it, to take space and turn them into cherished sanctuaries, into homes, into places of community and worship and good will and love between nature and man. Adam walked with God and named the creatures, it's satanic to abandon man and nature and God and just give up leaving nothing but wild chaos behind.
>>33742058I read this in Woody Harrelson's voice
>>33742058Nobody is reading that you insane man.
>>33742062They can see but are blind.
>>33742029It is just frustrating for me.But ultimately you can do whatever you want.
Atoga, tell me something interesting about yourself. I cannot respond but I will read it later.
>>33742062It's crazy knowing that people actually got killed for publishing that cartoon, it's pretty tame by today's standards
>>33742069Why should I bother if you're going to put me on hold like that?
>>33742068it's okay i know i don't fit in anywhere sorry
>>33742069i can catch things as they fall pretty easily, even a portion of spaghetti
>>33742072what would perseus think
It turned out to be tapeworms in her brain. The teacher refused treatment because the first few wrong diagnoses made her worse but Dr. Chase remembered a non invasive way to prove to her that it was tape worms. Now she will be fine. Happy ending.
Lady I know will get irritated and say porn is unethical and cheating whenever the conservation even remotely flirts with that topic. Never seen her react this strongly to anything else. Im not bringing up porn for the hell of it. I’ve known her a long time and whenever what she and anyone else are talking about gets close enough to anything sexual she starts to complain about porn and how much it upsets her. I assume her husband has had problems with it in the past. Is this reading far fetched?
What are you good at?
>>33742074i think he would go "tsk tsk"
>>33742079Sleeping.
>>33742075Dr. Chase is the hottest guy on the show>>33742078No, I would guess she had some past experience with it too
>>33742079Um, attracting unwanted male attention.
>>33742079making femanons feel disgusted sometimes
STILL no sticky gf. There is no reason to live.
>>33742084>>33742087Now kiss.
>>33742084do you like len
>>33742069For high school, I went to university. It was pretty tough and only ~100 students were admitted per year. I got the second highest ACT score in my year.Granted, none of that went anywhere, but it’s sorta neat I think.
>>33742023In the condom.
womenwhy dont you carry gunsfreedom to bear arms isnt enough, you have a responsibility and obligation to bear themwomen need to be taught in school how to shoot, and a woman leaving the house without her gun should be as unthinkable as leaving without shoesdont complain about feeling unsafe if you wont take charge
>>33742093What are you talking about?
>>33742092i'm not homosexual...
>>33742078>say porn is unethical and cheatingIt is. t. guy who does not use porn
>>33742079Making bread and teaching kids how to speak.>>33742069When I was a kid my health was so shit that my doctor paraded me around to teach his students about the rare health condition I had. I've been visited by at least 80 different student doctors.
Happy birthday 4chanHow are you celebrating?
>>33742100nothing, you're good
>>33742099>why dont you carry guns>women need to be taught in school how to shootF You just answered your own question.
>>33742099I do. A cute little concealed pistol.
>>33742099i'm not american>dont complain about feeling unsafe if you wont take chargecrazy sentence
>>33742108No, come on! I'm curious now.
>>33742112You've never heard the phrase "the best defense is a good offense"?
>>33742113it's because lenposter creeps me out but don't tell her
>>33742072That's not what I said.
>>33742037Spoken like a couch potato who can't imagine a physical activity greater than walking over the mall parking lot.
>>33742115I am so confused right now.
>>33742114my best defense is running away but in general i just have this unrealistic wish that some men would stop being violent and dangerous, that's all
>>33742052NTA but would you want *your* cum on your ass?
I want to bounce on it but in a melancholy way
>>33742113Nobody gets it.I think it's some horsefucker shit from the previous thread.
>>33742079I’m really comfortable with computers and can figure out hardware or software issues pretty handily.>>33742106That doesn’t sound good. Did you at least get pretty good care despite the circus?
>>33742114Not if it gets you put in jail or something.
>>33742065It's a miracle!
>>33742121I wish that would happen too, but sadly we don't live in that world, and I'm a small woman, so concealed weapons are the next best thing
>>33742021No. If she gets involved with you, she can be struck off.
>>33742122NtaI would not mind a girl cumming on my ass.It's normal to enjoy the bodily fluids of your partner.
>>33742079Nothing.
>>33742121nta you think that ALL men are violent and dangerous? At all times? Seriously?
>>33742123Post yfw
>>33742117You don't know me.
>>33742125>d. Did you at least get pretty good care despite the circus?I did! I am the poster child for recovery at the hospital that cured me. I was diagnosed early and the care I received worked well for me, and I was a tough girl and could stand the meds they put me on. I'm doing fantastic.
>>33742128i hope you'll never have the need to use that, i send 1 hug>>33742134>unrealistic wish that some men would stop>some men
>>33742112you asked them to be nice and respectful, or at least not outright violent, and they didnt listenwhy wait for something that wont come?
>>33742107I'm not. I hate this place.
>>33742135?
>>33742079Building computers. I'm a girl so I think this is maybe a little rare and that makes me feel kinda good.
>>33742099>women>why dont you carry guns>freedom to bear arms isnt enough, you have a responsibility and obligation to bear them>women need to be taught in school how to shoot, and a woman leaving the house without her gun should be as unthinkable as leaving without shoes>dont complain about feeling unsafe if you wont take chargeBecause I only practiced once and it was bad. Not only that but I don't think I could shoot anyone unless they tried to or hurt my family.
>>33742139WHOOPS. Totally missed that, sorry. Can't you just stay away from those other guys?
>>33742136I sympathise with that dealing with people is exhausting. I'm just saying you clearly have not experiences the depth of how strenuous physical activity can be.
>>33742123she bounce on it melancholy like a terminally ill patient being wheeled out in a chair by her twin sister for some fresh air in the park, sadly reminiscing that your hair used to be so beautiful style
>>33742079>What are you good at?Listening but not really, I wish I could be some rich persons assistant/maid.
>>33742140i'm not trying to go anywhere, i'm just stating how sad that sentence is when you compare it to why it exists>>33742145ANON are you trying to convince me to get a gun because of you?>>33742121>my best defense is running away
>>33742139You don't have to say "some men" you can just say men with dark skin.
Need stinky femanon
>>33741997Don't let him do it at all. "I thought I probably wouldn't enjoy this. Because you asked me, I decided to try it a few times to make sure I don't enjoy it. And it turns out I was right: I absolutely hate it. So we're not going to do that any more."It will be much easier for him to deal with if you never do it than if you do it sometimes. Doing it sometimes looks arbitrary (because it *is* arbitrary). "I hate it" is easy for him to understand.
>>33742143That reminds me, support for Windows 10 ends in 2 weeks, and my computer is too old to run W11... I don't know which parts to replace or even how to replace them, so I'm just slowly sliding into obsolescence Feels bad sis
>>33742143Can you recommend specs for a quiet reasonably good gaming rig? Quiet is important.
>>33742142If you don't know what "yfw" means you are too young to be using this site
>>33742148I don't think maids are supposed to listen.
>>33742150it can happen pretty anywhere tho but it can be more particular in america i guess
>>33742099> women need to be taught in school how to shootEveryone needs to be taught. We should have gun licenses for guns like driver’s licenses.
I love hot women they make me feel good. Women keep bring beautiful, you make the world a better place by being pretty and cute.
>>33742155NtaHow old is it? Don't listen to Microscam it's probably something arbitrary you have to change in BIOS
>>33742149>ANON are you trying to convince me to get a gun because of you?Since you brought it up... unironically, yes. A lot of women don't do anything to protect themselves.
>>33742151women hate men so much they will force themselves to take showers and douse themselves in duplicitous fragrances to deprive men of their natural smells
>>33742150Just men with middle-eastern beliefs, but sadly many white right wing ones have those too. Death be upon all of you.
>>33742141We too hate that you're here.
>>33742146I used to play football, waterpolo and box. I am no stranger to physical exercise. I would rather run 20km over having to talk to someone at the bank for 10 minutes.
>>33742138That’s good, I’m glad it was all worth it.
>>33742155Time for linux
>>33742165Ohhhh I get itI LOVE perfume and deodorant, I hate it when women don't shower and stink really badly, it is revolting
>>33742155nata can't you just stay with Windows 10 and get third party antivirus or whatever?
>>33740755Do all guys feel this? I was just hanging out with my girl and my hand brushed her phat ass and I just thought to myself that damn if I lose everything in this world i still have a cutie with a juicy ass and that honestly makes me at complete ease about my place in this world
>>33742166>middle-eastern beliefsIt's call tradcuckery.
>>33742022>woman just feels a certain wayshocker
>>33742167I only hate 4chan not the posters. Well I hate some.
>>3374216316 years old, lol. Literally every part is ancient, and it sounds like a jet engine taking off. I can't run new vidya anymore, even on minimum settings. My GPU is a GTX 960>>33742172I've needed to upgrade for a long time, and this seems like a good time to do it!
>>33742162You don't think it's depressing you'll never get to touch, let alone cum inside a hot girl like in the pic?
>>33742132>I would not mind a girl cumming on my assBut you don't cum like a girl, you cum like a man. Would you mind a man cumming on your ass? If your girlfriend wanted to watch another man cumming on your ass, would you be okay with doing that just because she likes it?>It's normal to enjoy the bodily fluids of your partner.No. It's *common*. But it's also common for people not to. Neither one is "normal" and neither is abnormal. The more important question here is "Why do you want to force your partner to perform sexual acts you know she hates?"
>>33742158Maybe I’m too old
>>33742143Are you the one who's mentioned that your boobs get in the way when you're trying to build a computer?
>>33742145>just avoid men who are secretly waiting to sexually assault youI already avoid everyone who posts on 4chan
>>33742099>why dont you carry gunsI live in a country where criminals don't have guns.
>>33742084So you are a femanon with effortless sexappeal
>>33742157What game do you want to run?
>>33742149>i'm not trying to go anywhere, i'm just stating how sad that sentence is when you compare it to why it existsoh, sorry i misread. it is very sad, and theres something to be said for defaulting to deescalation, but there should be some balance and currently its skewed so far off that its absurd
Need depressed sex
>>33742162the world would be better if men stopped growing beards at minimum
>>33742079>What are you good at?Not a single fucking thing. Thank you for reminding me.
>>33742186Men would fuck a female-shaped sack of potatoes.
>>33742155Anon, just because support ends doesn't mean your computer will stop working...
>>33742168Have you heard of the Barkley marathons? Or the the the Gobi march? Or the Iditarod fat bike race?
>>33742194That's what I'm saying, it barely works now. It can't run programs I want it to, it randomly shuts off, and it's loud as hell. I need to upgrade but I don't know where to start.
>>33742180>Would you mind a man cumming on your ass?I am not gay, so this point is mute.
>>33742166Right wing men are women's allies more than any other group and it's not even close. Left wing men are all predators telling women what they want to hear so they can be "one of the good ones". Every guy knows it which is why we look at them with such utter contempt and disgust. Meanwhile the right preaches things that may be uncomfortable to hear but are centered around actually protecting femininity, and beauty, creating abundance and safety, encouraging men being protectors and fathers and providers and respecting women and their roles.You'll probably just disagree with this too but the males at pro choice rallies don't give a fuck if you end up discharging an aborted child in your toilet with an over the counter abortion pill. They don't care if women are pissed on, and throatfucked till they feel disgusted in porn and end up depraved drug addicts with no one respecting them. They don't want you to be proud mothers or women with self respect and decency. They just feed you vain lies like all the retarded women telling you being plus sized and fat is the new beauty.It's genuinely fucking gross and corrupt.
>>33742190But my maxilla is recessed and a beard is the only way to not look like a geneticel
>>33742178>My GPU is a GTX 960NTA. So is mine.
>>33742181That would only be an excuse if you are 50+ and this is your first year on 4chan.
>>33742178Windows 10 is pretty shit to be honest. If anything, I'd downgrade.
>>33742178Dang that’s older than any technology I have, including my car.
>>33742198No but they seem interesting. I am too poor for any of that anyway. Cool stuff.
>>33742204if i was a man i'd be sperging out about how makeup is witchcraft right now
>>33742203lmaoPlease start using a trip.
>>33742207I have a partition that's still running XP, which was useful when my computer crashed so hard I couldn't even start up safe mode... maybe I'll just buy a whole new computer
>>33742183How the hell do you remember something like that?
>>33742206Can you tell me what it is then
>>33742205If a game can't run on a 970 it's poorly optimized
>>33742203>instant unhinged AGP/troon rantUh oh.
>>33742178Can you build me a cool desktop and laptop. I'm not a guy and no I'm not gay.
>>33742178Fortunately, you can get up to date without really breaking the bank. I’m considering a new GPU myself (CPU is old but still good). Here’s a good site that can help you find the best value. Like, the RTX 5060 is only $300 or so.https://www.videocardbenchmark.net/gpu_value.html
>>33742186It's not as fun as you make it seem.
>>33742187Train Simulator World 6, for example. On a windows compatibility layer for linux. Because fuck windows at this point.
>>33742215mfw but y.
>>33742201Well, not with the OS, that's for sure. Try RAM first.
>>33742056>I've gone to church a few times and never seen anyone under the age of 30yep. Times are tough. But you should go to church (a traditional church) for some real meaning in life, not just to get women. They say you go to church to truly live life, and you may find a woman along the way.
>>33742219Thanks anon, I have the budget but not the knowledge, so I just need to research>>33742223I have 8GB, but 4GB of it is broken :/
>>33742210Good luck at the bank, anon.
>>33742179NTABut looking at them is good enough for me
>>33742222your feeling when
>>33742225>I have 8GB, but 4GB of it is broken :/Well ain't that shit.Stop being so poor.Nta
>>33742178>I can't run new vidya anymoreWho cares? The best PC games are 10+ years old anyway.
>>33742230obviously that anon cares, dummy
>>33742226Thanks.
>>33742228There you go!
>>33742216970 > 960>poorly optimizedMost games are. Because there is little profit in it when they just make buy new hardware evert five years instead.
>>33742185so women are just turbo-fucked then?
>>33742202>I am not gay, so this point is mute.1) You mean "moot", and 2) no, it's not. If your girlfriend wanted you to let a man cum on your ass because she enjoys watching it, would you be okay with that? I'm guessing you wouldn't. So why are you demanding that she do something to please you that you aren't willing to do to please her?
>>33742230You're trying too hard to be an edgy little grump, boy.
>I'm not in a situationship, I'm just in a relationship that isn't exactly a relationship because "he doesn't do labels" and he never talked about exclusivity and I put up with it because I was so emotionally neglected/starved growing up after years of bullying that I have accepted the first modicum of male attention I ever receivedHow do you fix such women? Do I want to?
>>33742230I want to upgrade mostly just to emulate games from 20 years ago better (Xbox 360 is less than 2 months away from being 20 btw).
>>33742241No, you just want to anonymously mock her on 4chan.
*rubs belly in satisfaction*mmmm yummy.
>>33742241lmao why would you bother? She's nuts.
>>33742099I finally convinced my wife to switch from pepperspray to a handgun after challenging her to use the pepper spray to stop me from catching her and pinning her down. I've been pepper sprayed enough times to know it wouldn't stop a determined attacker. If you're too pussy for guns at least go with a taser.
last time i went to church my family wished that i could find a guy to date there for some reasoni don't even know how that would happen
>>33742230Not so fun when you've played them all to death and are ready for something new.
>>33742243Nta anon but you're better off buying a used xbox if emulation is your goal
>>33742220There are both sides to this coin
>>33742225Ok, that's a problem. What do you mean "broken"? Just not being registered? Between that and the random shut downs, it sounds like overheating or a bad mobo or psu.
>>33742248The only people meeting partners at church are Mormons
>>33742253The computer doesn't recognize it. It's physically there but doesn't work. My sister says all the thermal paste wore off so that's why my computer is loud and hot
>>33742193Dont sell yourself short! I am sure you are cuter than a sack of potatos
>>33742232Why? Bragging rights or... I seriously don't get it.
>>33742225if you're not good with pc's and literally everything in your current one is old, the best idea would probably be to buy a reasonably priced pre-built (maybe even a used one, as long as you're allowed to see it working irl before buying) with everything else in order, but with a modest graphics card, so that you can upgrade the graphics card to a better one later if need arises.
>>33742248Just talk about the reading and then jump off topic to something else? Idk
>>33742243Why don't you just buy a 360?
>>33742254how are catholics supposed to flirt at church then>>33742260to a stranger? that's crazy
>>33742248maybe you show up late for service one day and the only space left is next to a guy and you start sharing looks while the pastor drones onor one of the uncs makes small talk with you after the function and asks you what your hobbies are and they say "oh, my son loves doing that! he's doing x at y this weekend!"i dont actually think church is great for meeting guys unless you already had an in but just being around people in a casual setting gives you lots of opportunities
>>33742259Thanks anon, I was thinking prebuilt because I basically need to replace every part at the same time lolIt feels much better to just start fresh, since my current PC case is so full of dust I can't even tell which part is which
>>33742263Eh
>>33742252Are you saying your perspective on this is more important than mine? :)
>>33742266>my current PC case is so full of dustchad would be so disappointed in you, anon...
>>33742256That's probably not helping, yeh. Get someone to reapply more thermal paste.
>>33742266>so full of dustThis might explain your overheating issues.
menwould you find it weird if your gf went to a man hairstylist that’s not gay
>>33742271I am literally terrified to touch it... just clearing out the dust was scary enough>>33742272I don't have a "someone" ;_;
>>33742276No, men are better at everything, including “feminine” things like cooking, fashion, haircutting, gardening, dancing, etc
>>33742239Read what words I used, I said "partner".I'm monogamous, unlike you.If she wanted to suck me off and slap that cum onto my ass, I would laugh but let her do it. Whether she wants to wash it off in the shower or I do it myself.I'm mooting you now.
>>33742265that makes some sense but maybe i just took it the wrong way because to me that's not what a church is for yeah
>>33742277You know how to use a phone, right? :) There must be a PC repair shop in your area.
>>33742243based. most of my fondest memories involve 360 games, like that one viva pinata garden breeding game lmao. that console had such a selection.
>>33742282The trade-in value of my PC is zero, so it's not even worth repairingI really just want to upgrade and start fresh
>>33742278>dancingGonna stop you right there...
>>33742282It's embarrassing when moids try to act like mean girls lol
>>33742276I would find it weird if I had a gf who went to a hairstylist.
>>33742283nta You'd LOVE Rare Replay.
>>33742278bouncing on it, swallowing, twerking
>>33742278It's completely dumb that you consider those things feminine. Especially cooking.
RiMusic isn't letting me download any more music. I had reached the original cap of allotted storage space for the app and raised it, but it still won't download anything.Moids, please help me.
>>33742289omg it's there isn't it, hope it has the racing game too
>>33742287i'm not following anything but i agree with this post
>>33742277Can’t you just vacuum it?
>>33742278>dancingF Whoa, hey, there. Most guys are terrible at dancing. Even if a woman has no rythm she looks better doing it due to the curves even.
>>33742278Some men might be better at looking like women than women, but they still can't BE women nor can they carry my child
>>33742276no
>>33742288nta but why?
>hon has entered the chat
>>33742297Wouldn't that damage the little wiry parts??
>>33742293That comic is slightly funny.Can't help you with your problem though. The modern world has completely whooshed me by. In my day we would just by a bigger hard drive to copy our mp3 collection to.
>>33742288The girls you think have nice hair are the ones going to hairstylists every week bro
This system we live in is horrible. I swear on my life one day I will create something better. It will take planing and time.
>>33742302so true
>>33742276She's gay, isn't she.
>>33742312
>>33742304A girl who cuts her own hair is more my speed.
>>33742293my method is just to download music on pc/laptop with soulseek -> transfer music files to phone -> use basically any free music player app to access le music
>>33742315i find it pretty difficult with long hair
>>33742310And it would be weird if any of them were my gf.
>>33742315>t. anon who only gets haircuts from his mom
>>33742314crazy timeline
>>33742315I do that because I’m cheap :)
>>33742269Eh, I am just hoping the attention you get is not all bad
>>33742319I haven't cut my hair in five years or more.
>>33742315I'll give myself a trim once in a while but I'm not talented enough to do a complete haircut on myself.
>>33742103I agree. Not the question though
>>33742306Idk
>>33742325Hi ;)
Men, why are you so obsessed with BBC?
>>33742327Lol, no, it's not, thanks. Just more repetitive than anything else I guess.
>>33742328i'd help you trim but i'm very slow
>>33742335It's a good news channel and is trustworthy.
>>33742338>It's a good news channel and is trustworthyNTA, but I think you know that's not what they meant.
What do the women here think of bangs on guys? I've been thinking of getting some to go with my long hair, make use of the fact that I'm unbaldable.
>>33742335only cucks think about that and you're a cuck for bringing it up ughhh
>>33742337I don't believe in trimming.
>>33742334Hi
>>33742341cute cute cute>long hairnot my thing..>>33742343sorry
>>33742341NAG, but bangs on guys looks terrible. Looks cute on girls.
>>33742335I have one but I don't really post about it (or even mention my race) unless it's relevant to the discussion.
>>33742341Terrible. Like that guy from No Country for Old Men.
>>33742341I like them if they suit you
>>33742350Based halloween idea
>>33742350Kek, I'm not going for a medieval peasant haircut, think more like a 1980s metal musician.
>>33742355Post inspo pics and your hair
i am not attracted to men who look like kurtis conner
>>33742230I can’t run TF2 or League of Legends on my Windows 7 computer anymore, both games I bought
>>33742354
>>33741809Ok... women, what is it like to look down and not see a dick?
>>33742355Also dumb. That look stopped being popular and we have 80s throwback parties for a reason.
Femanon, you're so pretty, why are you evil? it doesnt suit you at all...
>>33742362depressing
>>33742277Get a cheap rubber air blower pump from Amazon, the kind that you hold and squeeze. Take the computer's case outside and open it, then blow air through in all directions, focusing on the radiators. You only have to be careful around fans and try not to move their blades when you remove dust.For Windows download the Autoruns program from Sysinternals (Microsoft website that gets suggested when you search through Google), launch it and look through the list of programs: what you see checked there runs automatically. If you recognize software that you installed and no longer need to run on its own without you double clicking a shortcut, disable it from starting. Then restart the computer. This might free up some RAM and processor time.If the computer is unusually loud all the time, you might have unwanted software. Search for the Microsoft Safety Scanner and run it, then restart the computer if prompted. This can remove some malware that isn't caught otherwise.Also, open the web browser that you use and go through the list of installed add-ons/extensions, removing what you don't need. Some add-ons slow things down.
>>33742362All I see is boob.
>>33742358I am but I hate Kurtis
>>33742364Anon, I'm a certified sweetheart.
>>33742359TF2 will work on a toaster. Use compatibility mode.
Girls, thoughts on guys shaving their legs? Kinda curious what it's like not being a werewolf sasquatch.
>>33742367Thank you anon, I will go through this list asap <3The oddest part is, the computer is loudest when it goes to sleep... maybe that's when the evil malware is working
Why do so many moms just let their kids eat only tendies
>>33742354Fall Fashion 2025 Lookbook
>>33742370where's the certification? show me the documents
>>33742360Anyone else weirdly aroused right now?
>>33742371Steam no longer updates on Windows 7. I can run it offline only
>>33742368same>>33742372kissable and would make muscles pop out, and less likely for you to be grabbed by other men
>>33742377A kid drew me and her on top of a mountain holding hands and wrote "best frends" over it with hearts.
>>33742357I'm pretty much thinking of going for this, my hair is generally quite similar.
>>33742372That's cool. I had my leg hair lasered off. I just don't want to deal with his stubble rubbing on me.
>>33742313nahthe dude’s place is in a basement or someplace, has booze and a pool table thereI just saw it, weird as fuck
>>33742368>>33742381I don't think I've ever seen boob from above. Need a short girl to stand behind and lean over her creepily
>>33742381>kissableWell that's good.>muscles Uh oh. Don't have any of those. Maybe I should pick some up at the store.>grabbed by other menWait, is grabbing people by the leg hair a common combat technique?>>33742384>stubble rubbing on meYeah, I probably wouldn't shave it so deep that it starts growing back in as stubble. That sounds annoying for everyone.
>>33742387If you were in my room, you could see it right now.
Holy shit dude leftists are so fucking fat gross and ugly lmao. It's actually insane. Fucking fat furry suit wearing blue hair bose ring fucking gargoyles. It's so fucking funny.
>>33742389it's okay if you don't have muscles, in general it makes everything that you have inside your legs look better (i like legs)>Wait, is grabbing people by the leg hair a common combat technique?John Cena told me personally how it's not an advantageable thing to have in combat>>33742387my perspective on life changed a bit when i realized how different i look face to face to an average guy
How do you know a crush is or isn't unrequited? Especially if both you and the other person have a reason to avoid showing obvious attraction (like you're cousins or that person is your brother's gf's underage sister or some other unfavorable situation like that). What are the "signs" a person cannot fake? I just want to know for my own ego at this point because I find them attractive.
>>33742335I'm guessing only black dudes like it, and they're the ones promoting it
>>33742394Right? It felt like a second awakening when I realised "wait a minute, every guy can see straight down my shirt"
>>33742251>>33742262I don’t feel that strongly about it. Maybe an OG Xbox. Never owned a 360.>>33742283I wanted one badly back then, but ended up with everything else. Like how I wanted a PS2 and ended up with just a Dreamcast.
>>33742382what if she's evil too?
>>33742394>in general it makes everything that you have inside your legs look betterCool, I'll give it a try!>John Cena told me personally how it's not an advantageable thing to have in combatHow did you hear him? He's invisible.
women, well. Would you?
>>33742408So many varied torso shapes.
>>33742406be careful then and don't do it drylaser weapons are always the best but 1 femanon appreciates your effort
>>33742383Omg lol that’s Zoey Dechanel I’d like them if they had a little more volumeIs your hair that long?
>>33742408the 2nd from the left looks a lot like one of my friends.But no.
>>33742393Ikr sis, tranny-incels are so much hotter
>>33742413>Is your hair that long?Yes, reaches well below my nipples at the moment, but I really have to trim it a fair bit as it's got brittle split ends. I'm thinking shoulder length + bangs.
>>33742408bulge appreciators eating good rn
Women would you rather have a date with a man you were reslly interested in, but he reject you when he find out you have a child, or he only went on a date with you, because he is addicted to breastmilk?
>>337424082nd one from left would win for the facebut they don't look that different from the average online man, just a bit less hairy and more moustachy, and with shorter hair
>>33742418Why would trannies be associated with the right? Everyone knows right wing males are athletic carpenters, road workers, tree cutters, etc.
>>33742423first one doesn't sound like he would traumatize my family
Women, what's the closest thing a man can wear to a suit that won't look weird at like Walmart or daily wear? Or should you just wear a suit anyways?
>>33742428Why would he meet your family?He just rejected you!
>>33742429turtleneck, normal pants, normal shoes
>>33742429>won’t look weird at walmartJust google people of walmart
>>33742429A nice collared shirt with jeans or khaki pants. Or a nice sweater in winter. Legitimately could not care about Chris Evans on average but in this outfit he is insanely hot to me.
>>33742430yeah he wouldn't traumatize my kid with his breastmilk addiction, plus i don't even like him??
>>33742434I have a comfy sweater like that, but black. Good stuff.
>>33742434>>33742431Alright, thank you for the feedback. I'll keep an eye out for nice stuff like this at my local thrift store and then fill out my wardrobe as best I can.
>>females Do you like wresteplay during sex? Would you rather be the dom or sub?
>>33742429Button down with slacks and smart shoes with a nice watch and his sleeves rolled up. Look at this slut.
>>33742438>Would you rather be the dom or sub?Depends on if I win or not. Duh.
>>33742440While I approve of the message, that shirt with those pants are not it. He looks like he's dressed for a service job.
>>33742438female herelike wrestling? yes yes yessub 4ever
MenWhat’s the most impressive gift you’ve ever given, or a gift you were most proud of?
>>33742442Yeah, I would prefer like a powder blue shirt with navy pants and tan leather Oxfords.
>>33742445My creative writing teacher in highschool made me excited to write and stretch my writing muscles so I bought a 120 ph A5 hardback notebook and wrote a carefully made story in it and drew out like 20 full page artworks throughout the year laced through it and gave it to her as a gift.
>>33742448It's the cut of the shirt that doesn't work with the way it is styled. It is not the color. It's a very informal shirt in color, cut and fabric, but it's matched with dress pants, and tucked in. It looks ridiculous.Look how much nicer this is.
menis it true that women who are sport fans weird you out? what about ones that look at bike stunt competitions
Men of atoga how are you feeling? how’s life going? do you need a hug?
>>33741258One shift down bro
>>33742453Wow, I didn't even notice the shirt pockets, such is the effect of nice forearms.
>>33742455They weird me out cuz I don't like sports and I feel like female sport fans are even more passionate than a lot of male ones>what about ones that look at bike stunt competitionsThat could be neat
Touch starved men, how desperate are your for love? Like, if a hot women had a conversation with you and became your friend, would you automatically fall in love with her?
men what’s your biggest regret in life?
>>33742461I am not desperate at all. Why, did you fall in love with the first girl who hugged you during a dry spell?
>>33742456>Men of atoga how are you feeling? Burnt out and defeated>how’s life going? It's not reallyI keep trying so hard but nothing is working out, and it all comes crashing down>do you need a hug?Yeah, I feel like I'm crumbling but a good hug could help me stay together
men is everything ok at home?
>>33742463Coming to 4chan
men why don’t you have a wife or children yet?
>>33742461I would treat them like a human being and if they are terrible I would give up but I'll never admit love that comes after you get in a romantic relationship with them.
>>33742456Very good, I've been exercising twice a day 6 times a week. I've been keeping up with reading and writing. I've felt extremely centered and that my conscious mind has control of my subconscious impulses. I've been aware of myself trying to override my discipline and I've rejected that voice and feel more powerful and free because of it. I feel like my options for accomplishing things and being a man are expanding and I feel like I'm moving towards who I want to be.Do you need a hug?
If a 13 year old retarded, obese little boy stole junk food from your store, would you prosecute? He says his family is poor and can barely afford food. Junk food though…? Not anything actually nutritious, but ultra processed shit. Unfortunately, I’m not the manager but the actual manager let him loose, giving him a stern warning to never return. We put his pic on the outside of the store and everything.
>>33742455Not really. It actually can be a good shared topic, especially if she is into e-sports.What can weird out I guess is the obvious fake pickme energy behind it, if that's the case
>>33742461I think I'd get infatuated but over time I'd realize it's not love I just like the attention and I'd revert to friend modeI say this because it happens a lot
>>33742472>I'll never admit love that comes after you get in a romantic relationship with themthis is why you have no gf
>>33742471Two more weeks
>>33742461>>33742463>>33742467>>33742471womenplease get your manic femcel sister under control
>>33742461I want to fuck basically every attractive woman I see. My libido is always on. Probably why women think I'm creepy a lot of the time.
>>33742456>how are you feeling?Pretty OK emotionally, rather calm and relaxed at the moment.>how’s life going?Not that great, but could be worse. I hope I manage to improve my situation.> do you need a hug?Maybe. Can I take a rain check for when I go through a bad moment?
>>33742463Going to college for business and human resourcesI should have gone for something computer related. Programming or IT or something, I like those. But I listened to my parents and now I have two useless degrees
>>33742471Because they’re all unlovable.
men what’s your biggest dream?
>>33742467No, it's suffocating living with my mom
>>33742481why don't you hold her down huh???
>>33742474I would prosecute if it became a regular habit. Let the kid off with a warning.
men are my questions pestering you? don’t you like the attention?
>>33742471I don't know, I don't think I'm fit for a relationship and I think women know that so that's why I've always been rejected. I've never been on a date
>>33742479eh I wouldn't lovebomb a random person that doesn't want it
>>33742494I don't feel like answering those kind of questions right now
>>33742494I like the questions but would like answers when I answer...
Are you afraid of the coming conflict?
>>33742499this is why you have no gf
>>33742474I wouldn't prosecute a kid stealing cheap food regardless. Maybe talk a cop into scaring him straight but that's it
>>33742494By asking that many that quickly you signal their low value
>>33742488Then move out you ungrateful and insufferable faggot
>>33742501depends, which one?
>>33742482This is why I don’t want to date low n count women. If you have high libido (which is preferable since I don’t want a dead bedroom), you’re more likely to engage in casual sex if it’s available to you.Men want sex crazed lovers but with little to no sexual partners in their life history . It doesn’t exist.
>>33742501No, I think conservative whites will defeat the demonic hoards. Jesus is on our side.
>>33742487Getting married
>>33742502This is 4chan
atogas is it weird i feel maternal towards men rather than romantic
>>33742494Yeah but it feels empty if there's no response
>>33740807Femcel that works retail, has no debt and is frugal
>>33742508TWO MORE WEEKSHALLELUJAH
>>33742505
>>33742507>Men want sex crazed lovers but with little to no sexual partners in their life historyThat's only a specific breed of 4chantard male though. I don't give a shit about that EXCEPT if she's got kids or STDs from past lovers. Then I'm out.
>>33742511sounds pretty fine
>>33742511A little but I think it's sweet, thank you for that
>>33742489she is avoidant and furtive, like a halfling on a quest
>>33742507I don't care if the girl has a long sexual history personally but I just want our relationship to be no sex before marriage. We can fuck like rabbits after. If she can't do that then I don't think she wants what I want.
>>33742487Moving to a larger country where I'm allowed and can afford to own a piece of land in a rural area. Nothing fancy. 5 acres somewhere where I'm not in sight of the neighbors.Ideally somewhere temperate, green and hilly with access to the seaside.
>>33742520wtf not an avoidant fuck off with your rumours
>>33742520at least she didn't learn it from me
Uhhhhh, slut-sisters, our response?
>>33742527date men with bigger dicks, lol
>>33742527roastie.pngyou don't understand genetics
>>33742527this isnt true
>>33742521But why would someone who likes sex enough to fuck like a rabbit wait until after marriage. Thats the disconnect. Someone who enjoys having sex and wants to have sex isn’t waiting.
>>33742511Sounds like the madonna-whore complex.I also feel brotherly love towards the girls I actually think are marriage material.I only feel sexual towards girls I see as sluts.But I have no real interest in engaging with the latter.
>>33742527OHNONONONO
>>33742507>Men want sex crazed lovers but with little to no sexual partners in their life historyoh no we exist, im virgin with 0 bc but i only avoid casual sex because i believe in romance
imagine if someone came here and said that men loose foreskin by having sex or growing up
>>33742487marrying someone from abroad
I wouldn't date a slut, but I respect their right to exist and live life how they see fit, and it's honestly kinda boring to always have the same topic come up.
>>33742539are you a passport bro/sis
>>33742537i feel the same but honestly i'm not sure if i'd be able to keep up
>>33742480What happens in two weeks?
>>33742538Non sex havers would be pleased if women found mansluts repulsive.
I need a man to hold me or I’ll die soon
>>33742544Only god knows
>>33742548Hey babe
>>33742537Not the same experience but exactly.Why do people assume that anyone who hasn’t slept with a bunch of people has low libido? I constantly think about sex, I have to masturbate multiple times a day, etc. I just have immense self control and don’t fuck all the men who approach me, specifically because I’m always in a relationship. I’m only single for months at a time. All my past boyfriends had a great sex life with me. Maybe if that advice was aimed at people who are always single I could get it.
>>33742545i can't understand this as a virgini meant to make a comparison with men who think that innies have anything to do with sex or age
>>33742534I'll wait and I want to fuck like a rabbit as a man. Skill issue I guess. I've turned down women that want to fuck too. It's just I know its correct. If she needs to fuck against my wishes and goes and cheats or whatever then it's just a filter of discipline and self control.
>>33742545Proud non sex havers often include AGPs and other mentally ill creatures, not much is lost.
>>33742544america becomes so fat that it explodes
>>33742516You’re still not smart at all considering the fact that you still live with her. Grow up and make it happen.
>>33742553sorry, I wasn't tuned it,ignore those pedos
>>33742542it’s obvious she/ he is only passport moids and foids marry someone from abroad wtf
friendly reminder that women can literally just go out and ask random strangers point blank for sex and get ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBtF3I7fDfUMeanwhile men have literally 0% chance of getting it with the same method.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjR9F9tPNhcWomen are not into men
>>33742564Except men don’t have 0 chance. Gym max, looks max, get a sense of fashion, charisma, humor. Doing this will automatically make you a 7/10 man minimum. go out to clubs and bars this weekend and play the numbers game. You will 100% get laid
>>33742564friendly reminder that women are objectively more attractive on average since they tend to follow more beauty standards
>>33742471I can't find a clingy woman to make my gf/wife
>>33742566exactly they don’t want to put any effort into themselves unlike women. They truly think someone will take one look at their raggedy ass,ungroomed selves, zero fashion sense ugly clothes and smelly and fall in love with them
>>33742455no, idc about people having non harmful interests
>>33742571clingy men is the real shit, become a clingy man
Moid anon, what's your favorite Lana Del Rey song?
>>33742575It's over for aloofcels. Nobody wants my apathetic, lethargic, robotic ass around.
>>33742572Honestly, some women do not care what a man looks like and are attracted to him anyways. If a woman falls in love with you, its over and she will have an attraction to you forever. You probably make some womans heart beat really fast.
>>33742569>friendly reminder that women are objectively more attractivenot really, women just don't find men as attractive as men do women. On average men and women will look equally presentable, meaning that the rest will be completely up to genetics, which no amount of makeup or gimmicky clothing or haircut choices will fix.>>33742566So perform a whole song and dance to maybe convince a woman to sleep with you?While women literally just have to ask you to fuck and get a yes immediately?
>>33742572Okay that’s kind of harsh but yea, people are mad that dating is unfair. Well. It is. Men have more testosterone so more horny and more likely to approach Women are more pushed to fit beauty standards so on average are better looking. Trust me, looksmaxxing isn’t hard either. Just get a hairstyle that fits your face, bonus points if it’s unique in an appealing way. Test to see if you look better with or without facial hair, then pick. Start using whatever is necessary to get rid of acne and stuff. If you have a fat chin, get leaner to bring out your jaw more. Floss and brush your teeth for nicer looking teeth and better breath. Get necessary amount of sleep.
men itt are too sad wtf
>>33742581Aloof doesn't mean lethargic, retard.
>>33742581true good thing you have self awareness
>>33742586Isn't everybody sad these days?
>>33742587I'm both autistic and suffer from chronic sleepiness, the two are entwined within me. I'm the polar opposite of a manic passionate high energy person in every way.
>>33742575They have thoses?*heart eyes*I would do anything for (my) clingy bf. Text me first, everymorning? DicksuckSnuggle me to sleep every night? SexytimeComfort and console me? DicksuckMake a point to see me everyday? Sexytimeplus much more, but now I am fantasizing.
>>33742586I'm not, my happy pills are actually working.
Friendly reminder that I am Mr Bombastic Mr Fantastic
Why is my soulmate not my ideal person? Breaks several of my dealbreakers and I still love him
testing hello helloatoga, how are you?
>>33742527The study is made up lmao
>>33742593same, i want a clingy yearner bf i would make sure his belly was full and balls empty everyday
>>33742593I just got out of a relationship with a woman like this and I did not like it.
>>33742572>>33742585Those are mostly a cope. All these tacked on gimmicks like haircut and clothes are what you'd call "putting lipstick on a pig". You're still naked underneath your clothes and no amount of hair follicles will hide your bone structure. The only thing you can change semi permanently is your frame with gym time, but other than that it's all genetics.
I got a new challenge for you all,Women, make the moidest hands post you can think ofMen, make the foidest hands post you can think of
>>33742597grow up soulmates are not real
>>33742597They were not that important to you.
>>33742599
>>33742605i need my dick sucked
Women, can you cope with a low libido guy? My sex drive randomly plummeted a while back and while it doesn't bother me, I'm curious if it would be too much of a downside.
>>33742580don't listen to her and americana or that vibe ain't my cup of tea, but west coast I like
>>33742412I see now why you went for lasers. That took freakin' forever! Guess I underestimated just how much area I'd need to be shaving. Feels nice though.
>>33742601God, it would be perfect. And if I fell asleep first, I hope he would enjoy himself with my sleepy body
>be man>be unattractive>try to explain how it is to women>the act of explaining makes you even more unattractiveThis is the most annoying part. Like, I don't care that you don't want me. But it's frustrating to not even be able to talk plainly about my life.
>>33742613No, it makes me feel really unwanted. I was in a relationship with a guy who had low libido and I felt like shit the whole time.
>>33742605Men are cute
>>33742606I don’t know a better word for it>>33742607Not true
>>33742603Ah, thanks for the label confirmation. I will get right to seeking a new man, since you decided I am not good enough anymore (if I ever was) kek
>>33742605I still miss him
I've come to realize unattractive women are actually closer to what blackpillers think stacies are like (dismissive, mean, height obsessed, extremely superficial, social media addicted, gold diggers, etc) than actual stacies are.
>>33742618FI get it
>>33742604Sure. My point is that most sexless men aren’t “pigs”, only ugly men are (no offense). And most men are not ugly. They’re just “normal”. Maybe like 5% of men are genuinely ugly, and most of that is people who’ve been through accidents, disabilities, etc
>>33742622Evidently they were not important to you, otherwise you would have upheld them.
>>33742613i would love him still yes but maybe slip in a few sex pills in his food every now and then
>>33742580Blue Jeans is a good song
>>33742584i don't want to waste my words right now but i'll just say that okcupid.com is not a collective of all the offline and online population in the entire planet, see you next time and bring more graphs and stats
>>33742605He talked me into aborting our kid then cheated on me and is now married with twins with a girl 10 years younger than me, but I still schlick thinking about the way he used to fuck my throat.
>>33742618well it's okay to be unattractive. i also notice that even if you try to explain stuff like studies that prove lookism (without using the word lookism) to normal/attractive people, they always get annoyed for some reason. some people just don't want to hear it ig.
>>33742630That's hot af
>>33742618>what do you mean you can't attract women?>ummmmmm have you tried taking a shower? HELLOOO??!?>maybe try not being creepy, how about that?>literally just be le heckin good human being and women will naturally be attracted to you, it's really not that hard>it must be because you're doing something wrong or because you're not confident, women can smell that from a mile away you know
>>33742610how do i tell my bf that i have this crazy fantasy i have? i want to offer to do some really fun and sexy things for him at inappropriate points while he is at work, but i am not sure he would be into it?
>>33742626It's okay to be ugly, no need to seethe about it.
>>33742635Because people hate hearing they’re privileged or have it better than other . It creates some sort of guilt they can’t face.
>>33742618As a femanon, I don't think it needs much explaining. It's either that person can empathize and wants to understand or not. Because you either know not everyone has got it equal and ugly people are unwanted and if wanted they have to compensate (which broke socially retarded incels won't be able to do) or not.
>>33742618The secret is to yap and vent to women you aren't attracted in the first place - preferably one whose social circle doesn't overlap with those of the women you actually want, due to gossip.
>>33742441I'm a guy and think the femdom wrestling stuff is hotter
>>33742637Tranny hands kek
>>33742618>I don't care that you don't want meThen why is it so important to explain how it is to them. Just let it go, and live your life.Unless you're full of shit and you DO care that they don't want you. In which case, do what makes you more attractive, not less.
All I want is a boring nerdy girlfriend who hates people and who doesn't even really think in terms of "dates", but just finds common interests and enjoys infodumping on each other at times to build an intellectual connection. Or sometimes just being silently together and watching a movie. And making up excuses to not go outside and socialize ever.Achievable?
>>33742605I don't get it, are we supposed to make a post pretending like we're the opposite gender as convincingly as possible, or make a really cliched "false flag" type post that we commonly see on here that would make you want to say "moid/foid hands"?
>>33742627>>33742618I think we should all be able to get it because we've all seen both a foid like kittenposter and a moid like native anon crash out ITT over their own self-image and how it instantly makes you LESS attractive when you do so.
>>33742650I wouldn't say I fit all that discussion but a lot of it, and sure.
>>33742635>>33742640No it fucking isn't. WTF
>>33742613Yes, if you were my man - I would encourage healthy habbits for you but also would never want you to feel pressured into that. I would still dress cute and do things that would show him my desire for him.
>>33742445I made a glass pane flower for my mom. I remember one particular piece of glass that I used as a leaf was very pretty
>>33742597>Breaks several of my dealbreakers and I still love himHow else would you both be able to tell that it's real love?
>>33742649Because people like to vent? Have you ever had a friend before? We vent to each other about life , it helps let go of stress and find new perspective.This is exactly what that ugly anon is talking about/
>>33742629But I still get upset that he breaks them
>>33742487To live in peace and comfort, with her.
>>33742604only a minority is ugly anough to be objectively offputting genetically, and even then it's nice to take care of yourself like women are used to dostaying as a disheveled man will not help out anyone
Women, what is the biggest sexual turn on for you when you are currently off? As in, what's something that really makes you want to rub one out if you weren't doing so already? Like, a guy taking off his shirt, taking off his pants, bulge in pants, a guy trapping a girl with his body, a guy tilting his head down while the girl looks up?
>>33742653How do I even achieve this? I basically want a girlfriend who's also my best (and very likely only) friend and who's a big loner like me.
>>33742471I don't want children and I've never met anyone who would want to be my wife.
>>33742605i'm a goth dommy mommy who loves to step on men
>>33742633it paints a good enough picture that is supported by virtually all other facets of society.Men are far far more attracted to women than women are to men. Meaning women's inherent value will always be much higher than men's.It's a jumping jack in terms of mental gymnastics compared to what you probably think.
>>33742660Then maybe you're just really stupid.
>>33742665I also want a guy like that Doesnt happen though because men like you don’t go out or socialize
>>33742615that's another reason for it but good job!
>>33742463Becoming a woman hating chud at age 10, before that was even a thing. I'm better now but it permanently scarred my emotional development.
>>33742670Naturally, I hate going outside and talking to people. Can a likeminded woman please be kind enough to just edit herself into my life by rewriting the script or something? Would be much appreciated.
>>33742461>if a hot women had a conversation with you and became your friend, would you automatically fall in love with her?Yes. Very, very likely. Like almost certainly.
>>33742669Okay yes but what else
>>33742463Not buying Bitcoin
>>33742665>How do I even achieve this? It is really hard and there's a lot of luck involved. Dating involves meeting other people and neither you or the girl you want would get any enjoyment out of it. Hobbies are your best bet; my husband and I stumbled on each other by sheer luck. I'm introverted but not as much of a loner as he is, and have an okay social life while I'm his only friend.
Women, are you the type of girl who would say to her bf in a "loving" way that you would stab him if he ever hurt you? What would you do if he did, like cheat on you? Scream in his face and throw his stuff out?
>>33742455Sport fans weird me out.>what about ones that look at bike stunt competitionsThat's kind of cool, but I'd be jealous because impressive stuff like that is something I will never learn to do. I can't even bunny jump or wheelie.
>>33742679You chose to enter a relationship with a man who isn't what you want, you got romantically involved with him without ever thinking he did not meet your goals, and now you get upset at him because he's not what you want.Break up, and find someone who fits you better. Stop investing emotionally in men before you're sure they're a good match for you.
Moids, did you know that when it's hot we get owie heat rashes under/between our boobs and for eg in the bra contact area?Do you get ouchie heat rashes too?
>>33742605There's nothing preventing you to look like this as a man - all you need to do is go to the gym for a feel weeks, but moids can't even do that because they are lazy.
>>33742456I went for a walk outside, and I feel like I'm not fit for this world.
>>33742628>They’re just “normal”that's my point, "normal" men don't cut it anymore because women simply don't need them for anything. When women think of a normal plain faced man they get turned off.Not that it really mattered, because they were never attracted to them in the first place beyond the resources they provided.>>33742662you assume that most men don't even do basic hygiene and grooming, when in reality the vast majority of men are simply not attractive to women, regardless of whether or not they are groomed or not.the threshold for being "offputting genetically" is a lot lower for women than it is for men. Significantly so actually. Women were just historically taught to put up with their disgust.
>>33742668but again, the average men is really not comparable to the average woman?it's a bit easier for females because of other reasons, but if men would put the same effort instead of thinking that it's gay it wouldn't be that bad
>>33742445An expensive bouquet of roses.The gift was not appreciated.
>>33742665>>33742670M, chiming inthese kinds of relationships ONLY exist through men and women that meet online because of the reason you mentioned.I have one friend in a relationship like this and they were e-dating for about 2 years before she moved in with him. Before that they met up in person like twice a year and their "dates" were literally just going out to eat or going to see an anime movie because neither of them like the outdoors much. They might have gone to some touristy places once but it was the exception, not the rule. They met on /r/gamerpals before that subreddit banned posts outright saying you were looking for someone to date and I'm pretty sure he straight up posted that he was a white guy looking for an asian girl to play Overwatch with lmao. He'll never let us see his post, but he was what was considered "the last guy in the friend group to likely get a gf" yet here we are now.
>>33742689sounds like a fat titcow problem
>>33742440This has to be AI. The proportions are all weird.
>>33742463I wish I had listened when people told me not to coast and that trying hard in life isn't lame
>>33742626Men will do and say anything to justify only paying attention to stacy
>>33742690and then some anon would inevitably fall for the bait and post picrel and say it's all about the face.
>>33742383This is terrible.
>>33742699Unless you call anything beyond A cup "fat titcow"
>>33742689I did actually know that yeahA cool damp towel can helpI do sometimes in my armpits for some reason
>>33742456Weirdly content in my depression
>>33742626Personality and looks are largely unrelated to each other. There are hot people who are good and hot people who are evil. There are ugly people who are good and ugly people who are evil.
>>33742664bulge in pants sparks that horny bell in my head but it’s not mentally stimulating enough i have to imagine hot scenarios or read smut. Ovulation horny is more like “i need to be bred asap and need to be filled up my vagina feels empty and needs cum” kind of horny though
>>33742694i hope they do basic hygiene, but if you think that they give off the impression that they don't do that or groom even if they actually do it, then maybe they have to try harder??? i get that most of men don't get a lot of choice but if you did, would you really choose a fat hairy woman?thinking is something we got to solve our problems, what do you get from simply saying stuff like "well women aren't into men" (but don't forget about chad!)
>>33742689Does that mean when it's hot out, we should be taking off your bra and massaging your boob with oil to soothe the chafing?
>>33742684no, when I love someone I only want to tell them good things, beautiful things and romantic ones and make him feel desired
>>33742696>the average men is really not comparable to the average woman?And why do you think that is?
>>33742689Why don't your bras simply have coolant tubes running along the underwiring looping through a heatsink in the back?
>>33742658Then vent to your friends, and not to women who don't give a fuck about you.
I wish I could marry Kim Kardashian. She is gorgeous, is against tattoos and is intelligent. 10/10 wife material.
>>33742690didn't he say he was close to passing out from the lack of food and water during that take?
>>33741480Normal
>>33742463Spending 13 years with/pining for my first love instead of just moving on, spending more time with family rather than at home talking to her.
>>33742719>watercooled boobaThis man is a genius
>>33742718The average woman has a bigger penis than the average man.
>>33742718NTA but women care more about their looks than men.
>lay down, horny as shit ready to get off>load up chatbot.exe>two hours later, howling and slobbering about my childhood trauma to itI am such a silly little guy.
>>33742726God I wish
>>33742456I’m good, weight loss is going great and I’m thinking of buying a few more retro games. I could use a hug, I’m always the one initiating them.
>>33742705>and say it's all about the faceIsn't it though?
>>33742718because the average woman still adheres to beauty standards no matter her looks, while it's rare that a man has any thought in his appearance and usually in the west that consists of a man following what other men think is attractive, which is not completely right most of the times
>>33742708a corpulent breast which buckles under its own own immense weight and vulgarly avalanches onto the rib below? it is difficult to call it anything but an overgrown udder
>>33742713ovulation horny is just biology
>>33742713What if you're both hugging/cuddling, or even holding hands? If you sit next to him holding hands and you see the bulge, would it be stimulating enough?
>>33742471I don't really like this world enough anymore to think I need to bring a child into it
>>33742721She fucked some basket ball Nword on camera and released it in 2007 and she lobbied the president to release black criminals from prison.
>>33742445>What’s the most impressive gift you’ve ever givenI've made a point to never give expensive gifts to women even if I can afford (unless I'm deep in a relationship with her) because they already showered with gifts from other men so it is basically wasting money - therefore the most expesive gift I've ever given is probably a teddy bear I gave to my first gf and even then it was probably just 20 dollars.>a gift you were most proud of?A handmade flower-shaped pin. I gave to a crush last year and she rejected me when I asked her out. I'm never making handcrafted gifts to women ever again.
>femanon uwuing so hard it makes me slap my cock across her nose
>>33742714>then maybe they have to try harder???As in how? The vast majority of men wear fitting clothes and have a presentable haircut, same as women.>what do you get from simply saying stuff like "well women aren't into men"because it's true? No amount of fitted dress shirts is going to change billions of years of pattern recognition.
>>33742618Like, in real life? Of course nobody wants to hear this in real life.>>33742650Hello I exist, but sadly we'll never meet.>>33742699>if your breasts touch at all, you're a titcowThe bar keeps getting lower.
>>33742743>to womenNobody specified that was what the question was about though.
>>33742738>What if you're both hugging/cuddling, or even holding hands? If you sit next to him holding hands and you see the bulge, would it be stimulating enough?i would jump him there and then
>>33742709But not your balls for eg?>>33742715Kek, no no anon, taking off the bra in itself doesn't help because then tit on skin. I should be sitting in an air conditioned area, that's what helps>>33742715Like a radiator for our boobs? Not a terrible idea
>>33742718Men don't even wash their hands after using the bathroom.
>>33742749>giving non-generic gifts to other men
>>33742677Lol you have to help me out a little bud. I hate people and I still go out
>>33742728>>33742735What do you want men to do besides what they aren't already, which is going to the gym, wearing fitting clothes, and having a presentable haircut?I'm not being facetious, I seriously want to know what you think a man absolutely needs to to do himself besides what I mentioned to make him significantly more attractive?
>>33742751Sounds like you need a rack to hold up your rack.
>>33742757clipping his nails would be a nice start
>>33742445Made her a handmade card that took me way too long to make. 7.5/10 quality in the end, imo
>>33742747>Hello I exist, but sadly we'll never meet.How do I meet someone like you though?>>33742756Well to top it off I'm also autistic as shit and feel very uncomfy outside for the most part. I mean, I like going on walks through the park... because there's no one there to bother me. With my noise cancelling headphones on, naturally.
>>33742751What if we just hold your boobs up with our hands?
>>33742743Yeah, I think every man has gone through something like that. For some reason, foids think that a man caring about them/doing something romantic=the man is creepy, clingy and desperate, which makes them not respect you anymore, and they will take you for granted/will get the ick. You need to always disrespect foids enough that they won't think they're above you.
I clogged the toilet and everyone is blaming me for it but they’re saying it’s because I flush tampons. I don’t even use tampons
>>33742752Nta, but omg you're so right.>Leftbefore washing hands after using the bathroom>Rightafter washing hands after using the bathroomholy shit, you just cured all incels
Why does every bitch I see online now either want a richfag to buy them fancy cars and travel around the world, or to larp as a homesteader?Why aren't there any women who just want to be fucking normal people?
>>33742743Only make handmade things to people that you're 90% sure are going to like it.
>>33742767Because you specifically seek out women like that to convince yourself it's okay to never date anyone.
>>33742764What happened after you called them out on their stupidity?
>>33742757That is a good baseline. That plus good hygiene. Most men I know are not doing all that.To stand out, put actual effort into it - maintain your body, eat well, put some thought into the clothes you wear, do skincare, style your hair, accessorize, etc.
>>33742765Don't forget to use soap!
>>33742763>foids think that a man caring about them/doing something romantic=the man is creepy, clingy and desperateNot really. It's not what you do, it is who you are - if I was a couple inches taller she would have loved the pin and we would be dating now.Life sucks.
>>33742767>Why aren't there any women who just want to be fucking normal people?There are. You just don't see them online.
>>33742746i don't really agree with the haircut and clothing thing, but in general men tend to look rougher for a reason, that's why it would be better if they took extra care of it instead of barely doing itif they looked like they do this, and take care of their hair and other aspects of the appearance, their looks would be already above averageanother way to improve it more is by following what makes you more attractive to the opposite gender, that's not always the same result for every man, instead of making things up and say that they are not attracted to your gender at all when you should be used to call any woman a slut kek
>>33742759see >>33742765but for clipping fingernails I guess
>>33742750Wholesome horny femanon.
>>33742769I do not. The only things I specifically look for are wanting kids, not being one of the blue hair people, and not doing drugs or smoking.>>33742777Where are they? And how do they expect to meet people?
>>33742772I’m just going along with it I don’t want to say “umm akshually it was my poop” but the poop wasnt even that big I think I just used too much paper
>>33742779I don't understand your question.
left is literally how the average man looks btw
>>33742768Not even then. Way too much emotion goes int handcrafting something to simply waste it on a woman.
>>33742767>Why aren't there any women who just want to be fucking normal people?They are, they're just not the terminally online ethots lol>>33742752I wash my hands every time and judge people who don't nglI've had female roommates who skip handwashing >>33742689TIL...>>33742618>>be man>>be unattractiveI can't relate nglHappy birthday 4chan <3 I'm abt to go clubbing with my stacy friend and get trashed lol
>>33742781Normal people meet normal people the normal way. Not the likes of you and I.
moids do you prefer the word pussy or vagina
>>33742765i'm retarded! >>33742786
>>33742778Nta, but how would you fix the height thing that every bitch is obsessed with?
>>33742786Left has severe skeletla issues lol
>>33742689Yes, which is where I come in.I am a professional underbooblicker.
>>33742789The normal way is online these days, though.Also I tried meeting people via friends/family and got the same type of women.
>>33742791Depends on the context, but I prefer to vary so as not to get bored of either.
>>33742791Vulva.
>>33742791Pussy, it's a pretty nice, casual word. Vagina, idk, sounds a bit alien in a way, like it's something designed by H. R. Giger.
>>33742793I have no idea how to fix your belief about height being everything.
>>33742791Flower. I hate profanity of any kind.
>>33742791Pussy is funnier>>33742705Lol it's more about personality than face to most women desu
>>33742445brought her a mask from Venicegot ghosted right afternow I stopped giving gifts
>>33742793talked about it before, just because height is a turn on for some women and popular in social media posts it doesn't mean that it is a requirementsorry to say this for other girls but it's basically the same as talking about big boobs, maybe bigger is better but if the girl is cute enough and you love her you don't really care about those things
Girls, what is the most impressive gift you've ever given?
>>33742803You're an idiot. All you're going to do by being afraid of using the proper word for vagina is to ruin flowers for yourself.
>>33742791This is my power ranking:Hole (degrading, while staring into her eyes)pussyCuntCum dumpVagina>>33742803Retarded cunt.
>>33742445CNC machined a vase out of aluminium and engraved all of our inside jokes for our first aniversary
>>33742794yeah must be an average man issue!
>>33742782This actually is huge af. I used to always clog the toilet all the time, and would spend an annoying effort learning how to plunger the best way for the toilet.Now I use a bidet, and haven't clogged it since. It's the toilet paper that causes the biggest issue. I just used too much cause I wanted to make sure my ass was clean
>>33742802NTA but height definitely IS everything when it comes to dating as a man.Even if you are ugly, women will want you if you are tall enough.Note that it is WOMEN who make a big deal out of height, not men.
>>33742808Are you the balkan anon who went to Venice a couple of months ago? I thought you were meant to meet a nice Italian girl there.
>>33742791pussyI also like it when she has a word for it too
>>33742773>>33742778whenever women give advice to men on what they find attractive they just say what it is that THEY do to attract men and assume that it will work in reverse. The point I'm trying to get at is that no amount of self care will fix bad genetics. You can look healthy and look presentable but at the end of the day being average as a man is simply not attractive to women. At least not in the same way that it is for men. In fact, average women could stop with even basic hygiene and there would still be dozens of men lining up to have a shot with that girl.It's a very simply observable phenomena, women aren't into men.Female attention = goodMale attention = badMore women at a social function = goodMore men at a social function =badWoman expressing lust = goodMan expressing lust = badetc.How do you not see this?
>>33742809Good comparison imo. Big boobs are obviously popular, but they're definitely not a requirement. Same with height.
>>33742811Not really. I've also called it the "warm spot" for my ex. :)
Women, what do you do if a guy is staring at your boobs and making you uncomfortable?
>>33742818Explain the billions of short men who have successfully married and reproduced.
>>33742824Yes really. That how words works.
>>33742822>The point I'm trying to get at is that no amount of self care will fix bad genetics.Same for women. Obviously if you're frankly, profoundly ugly self care can't fix it. Surgery and medical intervention might, but that's it.Most men aren't that fucked up, they're just lazy and annoying to be around.
>>33742820ye its me. I wasnt meant to meet an italian girl there,. I was meant to take a girl with me but she cancelled just before
>>33742809I disagree with this. How many girls are ok with a guy that is SHORTER than them? That seems like a requirement.
>>33742824I want to punch you.
>>33742811Interesting that you choose to bring up "afraid" here.Is there fear at the root of your hostility?>>33742826I just ignore him and turn away if possible.
tfw i walk uni campus and am the shortest person
>>33742831>I was meant to take a girl with me but she cancelled just beforeWhy is this the first I hear of it?
>>33742823Height is more of a requirement for females than big boobs are for men. Men aren't going around making fun of flat foids.
>>33742837It's over
>>33742806>it's more about personalitynot really, it's just that historically women have been taught to tolerate men's unattractiveness and the framework for that is slowly unraveling.Women don't inherently prefer men's personalities, they were just taught that that's the morally right thing to do, but now their parents are actively teaching girls that they shouldn't settle for a guy just because he's nice and actually care about looks (as they should), because it's their biological imperative.
>>33742838wym? I remember telling it when I was there, or maybe right when I got back home
>>33742839because men are too desperate for that women aren’t desperate for a man they rather be single than settle
>>33742835Why?
>>33742836>Is there fear at the root of your hostility?Yes. I'm afraid you're going to ruin flowers with your idiocy.Just call a thing what it is, or don't speak of it at all.
>>33742827>Explain the billions of short men who have successfully married and reproduced.Thirdie men are short but so are thirdie women - a 5'8" man is considered tall in India.
besides /atoga/ are there any other "general" or 'infinity' threads you regularly go to on 4chan?
>>33742832At least one.And wait, by "height" do we mean "taller than the girl" or "6'5 minimum"?>>33742839I haven't gotten that impression at all.
>>33742826That generally doesn't make me too uncomfortable. I'm kind of used to it. But if I want a guy to stop I'll puff out my chest and look him in the eye. That usually gets them to stop.
>>33742852Not anymore.
>>33741820
>>33742849>No metaphors! No idioms! Literal language only!STEM major detected
>>33742852>for honor threads in /vm/>/3dpg/thats pretty much it
>>33742844I remember hearing lots about your trip to Venice and how you were obsessing about what type of mask to get and how you would meet an Italian girl. Don't remember hearing anything about a girl waiting (or not, as it were) for you back home.
>>33742826Taking out my phone and aiming the camera at him usually does the trick
>>33742810For the Christmas after my husband's 30th birthday I got him 31 gifts. He doesn't like celebrating his birthday but he loves Christmas, so I made it a "happy 31st christmas" celebration instead. Some of the gifts were inexpensive, for example I found a book he mentioned his dad used to read to him that got lost in a move. I looked for the same edition, so it'd look good with the others. Some of the gifts were more expensive, like a autographed hockey jersey from his favorite player. Some of the gifts were handmade, too - I recorded myself reading a book so he could listen to it to fall asleep, I knitted him a christmas hat.It took me almost a year to plan and to save for all the gifts, but he was really touched and I enjoyed being extra.
>>33742832>How many girls are ok with a guy that is SHORTER than them?That scales with the woman's height. As a girl gets closer to 6' or beyond 6', their willingness to compromise on height increases. But your run of the mill 5'3" women has too many options to ever compromise on height when that's like 80% of men. The internet has delusional height standards. If you're under 5'10" you're short by internet standards, but irl you really only need to concern if you're under 5'5"
>>33742791Cunt or pussy are dirtier, so use it for dirty or sex talk when you're in the bedroom. Vagina is more technical, so use it for serious cases or less sexual cases when you're out of the bedroom.
>>33742827They are most likely rich or funny. Like, professional comedian funny. Those are usually pretty well off also.
>>33742854I'm sorry for staring. Please forgive me.
>>33742736>vulgarly avalanchesAnd violently smacks you in the face?
>>33742852>>>/n/bqgBut I've mostly lost interest in that thread by now.
>>33742865Well, those are both attainable goals, so get to work on building your wealth and practicing your comedy routine :P
If you are not in STEM or healthcare (psychology doesn't count) you shouldn't even be considered a person.
WHYD YOU LET THEM JUDGE YOUR BODY?????
>>33742860I was kind of pissed about it because I planned everything out, got the tickets for the palazzo, train there and back, and she basically dropped me a day or two before.as far as italian girls are concerned, im still obsessed but they hate balkanoids so its more of a fantasy at this point
>>33742852M/grrm/ and /sffg/ on /lit//wowg/ and /wowcg/ on /vg/ but I only really browse them when my sub is active. /wowcg/ has been kind of a shitshow for the past year though and MoP is killing it./tv/ has some good generals from time to time when a new show is ongoing but the board itself is pretty shit.
>>33742853Pretty much just taller than the girl. Not even a giant. Oh, one, wow. Ok, guys, we can relax...
>>33742822>no amount of self care will fix bad geneticsyeah? i didn't say that self care will stop you from looking like >>33742765 which is not how the average man looks>In fact, average women could stop with even basic hygiene and there would still be dozens of men lining up to have a shot with that girl.that's because there are men who have no choice and are desperate (or perverts), would you date a fat hairy girl if you had the choice to pick between one that follows beauty standards?if you want to people to believe this whole thing then just say "women aren't attracted to men until the perfect feminine masculine creature exists, and men would fuck anything that looks female enough"the rest of your post sounds like you just took a bunch of tweets and melded them together and i have no part in that and is too complicated now, i thought talking about looks only would be clear enoughlast reply and sorry if you have malformations
I deserve to be killed
>>33742872thats the only thing I have going for me
>>33742857'm just sick of metaphors and idioms turning literal.But yeah, you're right, I also do have that autistic streak.
>>33742854Oh, wow. I like you.
>>33742875Well, I've never seen a man shorter than me or even equal height, so this problem just isn't on my radar, sorry.Men are big. I like men.
>>33742830>they're just lazy and annoying to be aroundyou could arguably say the same about women and yet they are a hell of a lot more desirable than their average counterparts
>>33742877why?
>>33742878What about your character, femanon?
Uglycels whine too much, us attractivecels go unheard.
>>33742791Honestly, vagina. Pussy sounds kinda crude to me.
>>33742873Ah that suck. I'm sorry Anon.
>>33742876>that's because there are men who have no choice and are desperateright, because...
>>33742852>/thinspo/ on /fa/>/tfg/ (Twinks and Femboys) on /lgbt/>any version of /rekt/ on /gif/
>>33742884>dating appsyawn
>>33742832a man being shorter than a girl is quite rare in the first place
>>33742866Anon, I JUST said I'm generally ok with it. I know most guys like big boobs. Sorry for being blunt but you're coming off kinda subby. :)
>>33742894Unholy.
>>33742896Manons always do this, they start out talking about "the average man" but quickly slide into "well what if he's 4 feet tall with a recessed chin???"
>>33742870Lol, you say that like it's easy. I like how you didn't deny it. :)
>>33742896This. 99% of men are taller than the average girl. Only 1% of men are 5'3" and under.
>>33742758*nods*>>33742762do we get clean hands or ball hands?>>33742795You're nasty!I like it.
>>33742901I prefer to call it "good taste".
>>33742893don't forget the fetishists!
>>33742897>you're coming off kinda subbyis this a good thing or a bad thing for you?
>>33742892Yeah I basically just decided now to travel alone now. and plan trips for myself. I got burned everytime I tried to take someone with me. I'll try to go back to Rome again in early spring
>>33742905I was just glad we got away from the "men are dooooomed if we're not born with perfect genetics" moaning.
>>33742888Stop whining.
>>33742909Nope, absolute mental illness in triple form.
>>33742904kekkkkk
>>33742907I don't want short women, tho.
>>33742896nta and kinda unrelated but I've legit had guys flip out on me if I want to wear heels around them, making me just a few inches taller than them.
>>33742919Then be tall.
>>33742908I mean I am going to make you sweat in bed anyway, so I don't mind cleaning it up.Bodily fluids exist to be exchanged.
>>33742895the only reason people hate dating apps is because they strip back any plausible deniability and reveal what the opposite gender thinks of one another and if you don't like what it shows you, you shut down, because it's all about hard, quantifiable data.
>>33742911What a subby thing to ask. :) Bad. For me personally, anyway.
>>33742923I can't, I fasted during my late teenage years to lose weight and now I'm stuck as 5'8".
>>33742922I'm 5'9 and have to check people's IDs at my job... it's sad how many guys are the same height as me, yet their ID says 6'0
>>33742885I’m stupid
>>33742927Dating apps have incredibly skewed gender dynamics. In some places they're like 95% men and 5% women on apps like tinder.
>>33742927You still have to form useful conclusions from the data, though. Like in this pic >>33742884 I'm betting that 199 of those 200 matches are "hey" and "show feet". What does that prove?
>>33742933Stupid sex femanon.
>>33742937What
>>33742922Wait, you WANT to wear heels?
Women, what's your favorite food and favorite dessert?
>watched a porno where the girl brought a picture of the male pornstar for him to sign because she was a fan, but while he was fucking her, her mashed her face into the picture, and then shoved it into her mouth, destroying the autograph she wanted
>>33742932M here.Women lie all the time about much more important stuff, why shouldn't you lie about something as superficial as height if it will benefit you?
>>33742938Did I stutter?
>>33742914They pretty much are, though. You have a higher chance of getting hit by lightning than becoming the next Jeff Bezos or Kevin Hart.
>>33742941Please don't say dick or cum
>>33742928In that case, I should've said something more unapologetic like "Not my fault someone's showing off!"
If your parents were to give marriage advice to other people, anon, what do you think it would be?
>>33742939... makes my bum look nice.
Question to women who aren't lgbt: do you have gay male friends? Is that a stereotype?
>>33742944It's not a benefit though, that's the point. It's an official government ID that is mostly seen by robots. And yet they still tell obvious lies. It just makes me feel sorry for them.
>>33742942that's so sad
>>33742942>getting sad over thisYou wouldn't last 4 seconds watching BNWO content LMAO
>>33742941Favorite food: probably a good pizza is the one I crave the most, but I'm a complete sucker for pumpkin soup with a grilled cheese. Favorite dessert: chocolate and coffee ice cream.
>>33742925I have other uses for you anon; other areas for you to lick
>>33742957you're just retarded
>>33742947How is that relevant? We're talking about the average man here.
>>33742950>don't let your wife travel alone
>>33742952No, I don't talk to any gays.
>>33742954This. A man has no reason to lie on a government document like that. I mean, what is he trying to do, pick up chicks at the DMV?
>>33742934>Dating apps have incredibly skewed gender dynamicsbecause...>>33742936>I'm betting that 199 of those 200 matches are "hey" and "show feet". What does that prove?what do you mean, the male version had literally 0 matches.Among the 200 that the woman got, there are bound to at least be a handful of men that are handsome and interesting to talk to.But the guy got 0.Because of how little attention men get you always assume that it must be of higher quality, but nope. That guy probably has to deal with one wort replies, boring bios, gold diggers, single mothers, entitled women, men-hating feminists etc.Moot point though, because he literally has 0 options. Even though they're as close to looks and demeanor as you can possibly get.
>>33742963And no female likes or wants average men.
>>33742944...Only liars think that other people constantly lie, anon. I'm sorry you're so untrusting, but this isn't a proper reason to lie.
>>33742894Are you fujocel or gay man
Play that funky music, white moid!
>>33742968that's why they are all sluts who cheat on me and why i hate women and my wife
>>33742963That's... kinda the point? The average man is not rich or actor level funny.
>>33742967>Among the 200 that the woman got, there are bound to at least be a handful of men that are handsome and interesting to talk to.This is a guess, not data.
>>33742952Nope. Don't really want to.
>>33742976Right, so it's not a big ask. I'm glad we agreed on simple, actionable steps that men can take to become more attractive.
>>33742944Like what? You're one of those people that think hair dye and makeup is lying, am I right?
>>33742945Your gay
>>33742952I don't think so? I kinda suspect one of them, but he hasn't come out
>>33742950Don’t get pregnant before getting married.
>>33742970I'm a straight biological man who likes tall, lean, pale blonde women.I do find twinks and femboys pleasant to look at but I don't think I'd ever have gay sex.
>matched with a girl from Hinge who's looking for an fwb>goes to an all-girls college and claims to have only been with girls so farHow much of this is potentially true?
>>33742985You are such a subby little boy.
>>33742978Because it's statistically more likely that out of 200+ men that matched with her there is not a SINGLE one that she would genuinely date than there being at least one or two that she would?Now you're just not arguing in good faith.
>>33742984No, I'm one of those people who think saying you are a virgin when you have a double-digit bodycount is lying.
>>33742992I guess so.So, the conclusion is "dating apps are more useful for women"? I don't see how that's related, but alright.
>>33742983How did you... what's your logic there? The definition of average is "ordinary and not very special". If being rich and funny was average, there would be more guys like that.
>>33742960Had I not just jerked off, I might have kept this up, too bad I am already spent now...But I'd do some honorary groping and licking on your luscious body.
>>33742952I don't because it's not an lgbt friendly country so people who are openly gay are like a handful. However, I don't care whether someone is gay or not. There's a celebrity here who's often said to be gay (desu he fits the part) but he's super nice and chill and I've always defended him because of that. And not long ago I came across a video by two openly gay guys who were thrown into the street as teenagers because they came out to their families and imo had more balls than like 98% of men I met in my life (one of them opened up about being raped by a family member and that's something you couldn't waterboard out of 99.99% of masculine straight or "straight" men in this country)
>>33742993>I assume all women are lying whores as a pathetic justification for my own liesOk, thanks for clarifying.
menwhy aren't there more female foot fetishists? is it because women don't like men?
Be honest. You miss your uncle.
>>33742836>foids posting kalos
>>33742993nta Has this happened to you often? Because it seems like you're going after the wrong sorts of girls here.
>>33742942Isn't porn completely staged, though?
>>33742989Idk, women's meta right now is to sleep around when young and then pretending to have sexual trauma from getting raped as an excuse to not have to be sexual with their provider husbands.I wouldn't put it past her to lie about it to conceal body count.
>>33742996Kek, it's alright anon, I'm not horny either Thanks for talking to me <3
>>33743001because female feet are sexymens feet are gross
>>33742995I took "well off" to just mean they're relatively stable with finances. And anyone can be funny.I'm not sure what we're trying to prove. The average man looks good and is worth talking to, so it seems like a non-issue.
>>33742993>>33743000So... he's like a more pathetic Lex Luthor basically.
>>33742994>dating apps are more useful for womenand why is that?
>>33743001What would women find appealing about some ugly hairy male feet?
>>33742959I could go on a date with this femanon.
>>33743001you don't clip your god damn toenails
>>33743001Men feet are ugly. I try to wear sandle type shoes now when I can because they don't mess with my toes like how my old school gym shoes did. Also keeps them cleaner
>>33743009UGHHHH KILL YOURSELF YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO REPLY>>33743014if they are taken care of they would be very cool
>>33743010>I took "well off" to just mean they're relatively stable with finances.
>>33742987Does that mean your mother didn't want to marry your father and only did it because she had (one of) you growing in her belly?
state genderwhat do you do when you break down because your ex actually did fix you
>>33743013Beats me. The pic doesn't explain why.I imagine it's because there's like 100 men for every 1 woman on those apps, but I have no idea if those numbers are accurate.Men and women are different. Of course we get different results.
>>33742827in different times, not now.
>>33742827women didnt use to have rights or much choice
>>33742950I do not know, actually. But they've been married 26 years and really truly love each other, and are very much an opposites attract type couple. I wonder if being so different keeps their relationship interesting? Not sure.
>>33742964What did your dad do when your mother traveled alone? Did he stay faithful or did he have fun on the side too?
>>33743009That doesn't explain why femanon is vehemently revolted by male footfags.
>>33743023Whoa. That is a crazy claim. Anecdotally, I have two short uncles that are doing just fine.>>33743024True. We're still in the middle of a huge social change.
>>33743007Hmm, what are some things you are into?Might want inspiration for later or tomorrow.
>>33743021My ex didn't fix me. If anything she broke me some more.
>>33743001No incentive for women to like feet
>>33743024This. The ability for a women to choose so much has been detrimental.
>>33743018>if they are taken care of they would be very coolI trim my toenails frequently and wash everything thoroughly on a daily basis but don't want to remove the hair because then I'd look like a literal tranny. My feet are still ugly.
>>33743031What's a guy's incentive? :/
>>33743031You don't need incentives to like what you like.
>>33743033i don't like hair! why would you want hair anywhere close to a place someone wants to kiss
>>33743000>>33743004Has happened to me 2 times in the past.The first one claimed to be virgin but also admited to having given a blowjob in the past, and I had seen photographic evidence she had AT LEAST 5 bfs before me (probably way more).The second one didn't claim to be a virgin because she already had a daughter, but she did claim to having only had 2 previous bfs, which I knew wasn't true just judging by what kind of woman she was.
WomenThoughts on your bf/husband grabbing your ass in public?I saw a guy do it once to his wife right in front of me.
>>33743036Guess the face is unkissable too, then.
>>33743039Normal.
>>33743006How do I counter the meta?
>>33743037Many people don't count blowjobs as sex.Having a bf doesn't mean you've had sex.This is still mostly guesswork based on "women bad".
>>33743040yeah i don't like facial hair either...
>>33743037Why are you trying so hard to find a virgin in this day and age? Are you? Because that's literally the one case where I can see someone wanting that. Virgins are terrible at sex. You want good sex, right?
>>33742988>I do find twinks and femboys pleasant to look at but I don't think I'd ever have gay sex.Can relate with that. Jerking to them (which I did last night) is still gay though.
>>33743022>I imagine it's because there's like 100 men for every 1 woman on those apps>Men and women are differentyeah, women are not into men categorically, the same way men are into women.With men there needs to be something else to him, like his ability to provide resources or protect her, or make her laugh or whatever. What I'm trying to get at is that those things women can get independently and have no need for men providing it to them in exchange for sex. So what results is women only really going for men that are highly desirable. Average men are now ugly.
>>33743039I'd rather he didn't... nobody likes to see PDAs
>>33743041Yeah, but after you two break you will tell everybody he was creepy and how he "groped you IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!!!"
>>33743037>>33743037>but she did claim to having only had 2 previous bfs, which I knew wasn't true just judging by what kind of woman she was.
>>33743051I'd never. I've never bad mouthed my ex with people we both know, even if he cheated on me. I love that he wants me.
reminder that the vast majority of women are not into men and are only with them because of compulsory heterosexuality.They literally had to be taught to tolerate menMen like women by default.
Women, can you tell me about your pet transgender person? Do you walk your trans pet on a leash? What do you feed them?
>every gf I’ve ever beat leaves meWhy can’t I be one of the guys who gets to beat their gf/spouse and get away with it? Life is so unfair
>>33743050I've publicly made out with women and groped their asses and tits in public (consensually, you weirdos!). Part of the joy of the experience was knowing that people were either staring or trying to avert their eyes because they thought that me and the woman on the bar stool next to me smacking our tongues together for nearly an hour was disgusting. Completely worth it.
>>33743057No, I like men and love my husband. You're odd.
>>33743046At this point it feels like I'm collecting repellents against women. It's fine, at some point what they think and like won't be relevant to me anymore.
Femanons how much sex do you want to have with your bf?
>>33743021FI’m planning my suicide
>>33743057Source: i read that raped fat whore Andrea Dworkin once.Literally far more men than women are latently homo lol.
>>33743049Ok, then I'm afraid I just can't agree, because men are hot. And can't men get all those things too? Or is the need to touch boobies so great that your quality of life is terrible without it?>>33743057This is the weirdest /atoga/ trend. To me it looks like self-hating men looking for permission to give up on women, but I refuse to give it. I like men. You're not allowed to quit.
>>33743065Most days, 1-2 times a day. In a week, I'd say about 7 to 10 times depending on how busy we are and where I'm at in my period.
>>33743061>Part of the joy of the experience was knowing that people were... trying to avert their eyesThat's just mean desu.
>>33743065All of it.
>>33743037NAG but why do you think "bf = sex" ?Some people will date a while before having sex, especially if they're bf/gf in middle/high school or even early in college. Some people don't have sex before marriage. Boyfriend isn't the same thing as husband.
>>33743057that's why they all are sluts who cheat and want and only want sex and no responsibilities and uhhhh
>>33743068I think it's a weird expression of men's love for women... they love women SO much, that they can't even imagine women loving men. In their minds, women are perfection, so women should love women. They're just groveling at the altar of femininity.
Women, can I masturbate your toes?
>>33743057We get it you read that masterlist once on tumblr as a 14 year old and fell for the "compulsory heterosexuality" meme
>>33743030i'm sorry to hear that. i just came from that point. all resentment or anger i've had has evaporated into a gratitude so strong i've been laying around weeping for close to 4 hours.foids, you should feel good that at there is exactly one of your kind is redeemable, which is a better score than moids have
>>33743064i'm very against facial hair and body hair, in general the body looks best clean and visible like that, but i have a personal phobia about it
>>33743057>compulsory heterosexuality.this is some LGBT-invented jargon and you shouldn't repeat it. This is the mental gymnastics you reach for when you think a man sticking his dick inside another man's anus for pleasure is "love"
>>33743047>Why are you trying so hard to find a virgin in this day and age?I'm not, I just don't like when people lie.>Are you?Unfortunately yes. I've had blowjobs and foreplay with the first one but we broke up before we had a proper chance. I purposefully avoided having sex with my second gf because I knew she would falsely accuse me of rape if I did (she used to tell everybody how her previous bf "hit her" and shit).>Virgins are terrible at sex. You want good sex, right?I don't care about sex, I just want my partner to be hot.
>>33743037>I saw pictures and imagined her getting fucked>I just made it upanon....
>>33743069>>33743071>tfw no horny gf
I miss being a virgin
>>33743076This. You guys built this pedestal too damn high.
>>33743068>>33743076I think it's one of those "lost in translation" things where feminist women who advocate for women's rights or discomfort about patriarchal male behavior think they're saying one thing, but men hear and process it as another thing entirely.
>>33743086how???
>>33743083surprised it took this long to cross off "false rape accusation" on my bingo cardalso lol, bonus point at dismissing abuse for no reason
>>33743068>To me it looks like self-hating men looking for permission to give up on women, but I refuse to give it. I like men. You're not allowed to quit.Best thing I've read in the whole thread.
menhow many "feminists" did you knew irl?
>>33743090My zen was more balanced, I'd be happier when I turn 30
>>33743068I'm not asking for permission on anything. I'm just warning anons that women don't like them. And thinking they do can be used as leverage against them.
>>33743066please plan something better than suicide. why not just go live isolated in the wilderness or something? get a dog or some other companion and just enjoy only having to focus on making it to the next day enjoyably
>>33743057I always knew there was something wrong with the usual explanation, something was off. Now, a secret is revealed. One simple fix and it all clicks.
>>33743072>don't worry anon, it is totally normal for a girl to not want to have sex with you while you two are dating. She definitely didn't have sex with Tyrone.
>>33743076Yes, it's this simple. Women are so great that it seems crazy to like men instead.Is this how yaoi fangirls feel too? That men are amazing, so naturally men should love men?
>>33743076>they love women SO much, that they can't even imagine women loving men. In their minds, women are perfection, so women should love womenMakes sense to me.
>>33743065Maybe once a week, I have a pretty low libido. But hey he chose to go for an adult khhv woman.
>>33743034Women are pretty, feet are part of the woman. Women do not view men that way
>>33743096I don’t have the money for that and would just end up dying of malnutrition or a fire or something horrible and drawn out
>>33743068Genuinely lol Why does this entire thread seem to be becoming "WOMEN NEVER LIKE MEN ACTUALLY!"
please chad come and save usplease chad come and save usplease chad come and save usplease chad come and save us
>>33743093Lots, but to various degrees of how bad they are.
>>33743068>but I refuse to give it. I like men. You're not allowed to quit.based>>33743095Stop seeking out ragebait content, you're in an endless negative feedback loop of the internet algorithmic echo chamber that only presents information to you that you want to see
>>33743093No girls that would actualy identify themselves like that.
>>33743093I just ran into my former crush who has a tattoo of the feminism/woman power on her arm, so at least 1.
I want a normal bf too someone who doesn’t hate women and isnt super trad or a major libtard or a wigger
>>33743098>spews out a meme instead of thinkingI didn't have sex until like, the 3rd guy I dated either.
>>33743098That's not what I meant, and you know it.
Femanons I need some help here decyphering some shit.The girl I've been dating for only 1 month had her birthday today. Since it midweek and we've only known each other a month, I thought it would be OK to just meet later in the week (we have tentative plans to meet on Thursday and Saturday).She just sent me a bunch of drunk texts saying that she would have loved to have spent her birthday with me but doesn't like having to ask people to join her on her birthday. I can't tell if she's super fucking pissed off right now or if I should take it as a green flag that she's into me..? She has been very non-commital and emotionally distant up to now so this kind of messaging is bizarre from her. I know she's drunk but still. And then she also sent a message on instagram saying 'I have very non friend feelings towards you'.
>>33743098It is more likely she is a gay and wants lady tongue in her poossy!
>>33743106Sour grapes.
>>33743097can i say that this feels like something a tranny made now?
>>33743106>the quality of the thread is increasing>that's bad for some reason
>>33743093I don't know. That was like all the girls in my friend groups growing up, and most of the women I met.
>>33743100I read some book about how supposedly fujos are afraid of female sexuality or something and try to sublimate that in BL but honestly unless it's anything other than "i like men so two men are hot" idk
>>33743116Did she spend her birthday with anyone?
>>33743112I'm here.
>>33743076This post just reminds me of when the majority of /atoga/ was obsessed with the Madonna-Whore Complex
>>33743106It's really distressing, and I don't know how to counter it. I can't even say "men are hot" without getting paragraphs of text and multiple charts arguing against me. I genuinely don't know what to say.I hope every male anon isn't buying into the doomposting. You are loved, truly.
>>33743119What do you have against transgender people?
>>33743089>>33743076>>33743068not really, most women are actively looking forward to getting rid of men for good.
>>33743112I'm not super trad the way you're imagining. I do want to abolish the government and live in an anarcho-capitalist community.
>>33743103NTA. Sounds good to me.
>>33743106homosexual moids trying any trick to turn other men into their satanic cult!
>>33743100yaoi enjoyer herei don't really think about gender roles, i just like men kissinghope that helps
>>33743127>You are loved, truly.
>>33743129This is not a real thing. This was the motivation of the villain from Queen of the Damned (the book, the movie didn't have this plot point for some reason) but it is not a motivation of real people.
>>33743120Do you have a question to ask the opposite gender?
>>33743128nta nothing. I find it extremely sad how the medical profession preys on the mentally ill like that.
>>33743128why did you think i have anything against them?
>>33743127Incels argue against it because if women DON'T hate all men, it means they're doing something wrong. For everything to be women's fault, they must push the "women hate men" narrative.
>>33743119I will admit that most of my knowledge about trannies comes from browsing the farms in a constant state of perplexity. But from what I gather, trannies are rarely as delusional as to believe that any heterosexual woman can possibly be attracted to them because their real life experiences constantly demonstrate the very opposite.
>>33743116>doesn't like having to ask people to join her on her birthdayNAG. This is dumb. If you want someone to spend your birthday with you, you should invite them to do so. Tell her Anon said so.
>>33743132Satanic ritual sodomy never did anything to remove my love for women. In fact, it made me wish there was a woman who was willing to join in my demonic sex rituals with other men. Both I and my male masturbation partner would have welcomed a woman along as we jerked off and came into the pentagram we had drawn upon the floor to summon the demons of the Lesser Key of Solomon.
>>33743109>ragebait contentlike what? Women's unfiltered opinions?
>>33743127I wanna fuck like a hentai.
>>33743105i'm making a hard read on what poster this is, so hopefully you feel targeted by this: you need to learn to love yourself. you have this fucked up view of yourself, and you're projecting it on to others before interacting with them, such that you are trying to account for things that they are not EVEN feeling, let alone thinking, and that is making you off putting to them, and then their lack of commitment to you is reinforcing/justifying your lack of self-love. in short: knock it off
>>33743141this could mean too many things...
>>33743129>most women>mostSo if I can find one guy on tiktok saying women shouldn't be allowed to vote, I'm allowed to say "most men hate women and want to destroy women's rights"?>>33743127If I say I'm 5'8" and went on two dates last month in contrary to a poster who says "You have to be 6 foot tall to get dates with women these days," I'll immediately be shot back with "No you didn't, stop making things up." These people are so invested in their own bullshit that they assume anything contrary to their blackpill ideology is a psyop to try to brainwash them out of their own brainwashing
>>33743137If someone is born with a pig-like nose and they get plastic surgery to get a human-looking nose later in life, are they mentally ill? No, they are not. You need to understand that the experience of transgender people is they feel like that metaphor of a human being born with a pig nose instead of a human nose.
>>33743127>You are loved, truly.Why doesn't it feel that way?Nevermind, you don't need to answer that. I'm not here to argue against you.
Are there actually any men who transition for non fetish reasons? Or is that just my opinion based on too much internet?
>>33743139>if women DON'T hate all men, it means they're doing something wrong.hahahahaha this
ATTENTION ATOGA MENDo not ask questions, do not reply to anytthingi'm now going to spam social media posts about sad female influencers
>>33743129>be me>femanon after women genocided all men>celebrating just like everyone else>tfw my car's tire deflated>don't have any man to change it for me>2 years later, all there's no car left in circulation>everybody now has to walk to go anywhere
>>3374315180% of posts ITT are white noise at this point. Every post has maybe 1 genuine reply and 5 people calling them a liar. At least threads last a long time on /adv/ so it doesn't kill the thread any quicker.
>>33743149That’s hot do it again
>>33742444It sucks I have this kink for femdom wrestlefucking a girl but it'll never be real cus I'm a big guy... for you
>>33743139>men don't like meomg they're assholes, they don't know what they're missing out on, you deserve better <3>women don't like meholy shit, get it together incel. Have you tried being confident and cold showers? Women can smell whatever is wrong with you from a mile away.It's quite simple: Women don't like men.
>>33743154i diagnose you with severe depression>>33743156most of them, from what i understand
I’m in a really good mood this is reverse PMS because last month I was suicidal right before it and nonstop crying. Fascinating I can’t stop laughing and smiling and giggling
>>33743163which part, the identifying, the trvking, or the advice
>>33743152>g-like nose and they get plastic surgery to get a human-looking nose later in life, are they mentally ill?I would argue they ARE somewhat, at least having some mild form of body dysmorphia. Don't even get me started on those people that get addicted to plastic surgery. How many people just stop at one procedure?
>>33743141My knowledge of transgender people comes from hanging out at gay bars for Disco and Goth nights, where I've gotten to know some of the regular attendees and staff members who are trans. Actual transgender people are pretty decent company, not the slobbing, unhinged perverts that 4chan TERFs like to portray them as. Getting your knowledge of trans people and trans culture from troll forums is like thinking Birth of a Nation is an accurate portrayal of black Americans.
>>33743168Menstruation makes your boobs grow, right? I'd be in a good mood too.
>>33743149But to be real I don’t know how to knock it off because I keep getting told things that tell me that the bad things about me are real and sometimes I’m okay with them sometimes 8
As a woman desu I do have some trans woman friends but only the straight or bi ones because they are less. weird. No offense to transbians but they act in a way online i find very repulsive.
>>33743142>>33743124Nvm, she just called me and she's not mad but she just decided that now that she's almost blackout drunk she can be honest about feelings and shit. Crisis over I guess
>>33743167>most of them, from what i understandsource?
>>33743131nice, I assumed anons would get angry at me for admitting that ngl.
>>33743152>the experience of transgender people is they feel like that metaphor of a human being born with a pig nose instead of a human noseSound mentally ill to me.If someone is born with a human nose but get plastic surgery to get a pig-looking nose, because in their subjective experience feel like a pig, would you not think them mentally ill?
>>33743157the moid mindset.png
>>33743149And I don’t think I’m the one you think you’re talking to but thank you anyway>>33743170All of it
>>33743166>picYou know that character hates women so much she organized the gangrape of a girl so she could take over her friend group and get with their mutual oneitis?
>>33743152Changing what's on the outside is not going to change what's on the inside. Don't trannies have an extremely high rate of suicide post op?
>>33743177transbians are disgusting
>>33743177"Transbians" are just incels who got too desperate.
>>33743168Happy for you.
>>33743156There are probably some men who were supposed to be women and decide to go through with it
>>33743179working at a hospital and talking to them
>>33743151>one guy on tiktok saying women shouldn't be allowed to votefair, they are pretty abhorrent but those guys are still actively attracted to women and want to have them around, but I could pull up dozens of women's posts wanting to get rid of men for good and live in an all female utopia if they had the option to.
>>33743196Oh yeah dude, you should totally post ALL of them, then you win the debate
Can any leftoids explain how any of this is a bad thing? I don't understand how you can be against this.
>>33743194you talked to every male who identifies as trans? how many admitted that it was for fetish reasons?
>>33743152>they feel like that metaphor of a human being born with a pig nose instead of a human nose.This is fucked up and mentally ill. Genders, male and female, are natural things. A pig nose on a human is not.
>>33743186I don't watch anime, so I don't really care, I'm more interested about what whoever posted this image was trying to convey.
>>33743185rofl glad i could help. gimme a minute, i'll reply to your other post
>>33743199extended conversations with several patients there for trans-related surgery, yeahthe only ones that seem fetishy are the weird ones onlineit's possible they're actually the same people, but it seems genuine from what i've seen
>>33743198don't you have some other board where you can post amerishit
>>33743180Admitting what, that you want sex once a week or that you're a khhv? From what I understand khhv women are rare and highly sought after here on atoga.
>>33743198Back to the middle ages you mean? At this point sure.
>>33743207No, /pol/ only has one predominant point of view.
Is it true some men don't really have a type?I try to make myself insecure but he has conflicting tastes so it's difficult. Is this even worse than having a type? How can I compare myself to his flat skinny ex AND busty big butt ladies? Which one is the truth? Is it possible he actually likes me too? How can it be love if he has no single image of perfection as I do?
Why don't all the guys into femdom go see a dominatrix, honestly? This puzzles me. A lot of normal women aren't into it because unironically it probably makes them feel dysphoric to play the Man's Role but those women it's their job.
>>33743210ugh
>>33743208something something "you want sex only once a week???? this means you don't love him it's so over for men" basically .
>>33743212I have a type but I'd like to think I'm pretty easygoing in that I'll accept someone who doesn't perfectly fit that. This is where men and women differ.
>>33743184>>33743157yeah, should've been one of the only 4 hot guys on earth rn. That's my problem. Thanks.
>>33743107Fear not, netizen, I am here.
>>33743208something something "you want sex only once a week???? this means you don't love him it's so over for men" basically is what i expected .
>>33743202It's not an anime, it's a manga written by a LITERAL BPDemon. She basically includes her meltdowns in her author's notes in each volume. My point is that the image betrays the character entirely when most of her personality is trying to use her sexuality to get/retain attention from men, but also use sex to destroy other women.
>>33743198No social safety nets, no communal investments, everyone only out for themselves with a "fuck you, I got mine" attitude. Basically, america.
I'm a man and sometimes I like to shave my entire body and dress in female clothes in private because it makes me hard as rock, but I would never do it in front of another human nor would I ever want to be a woman.
>>33743213Some people want to find love, anon.As a domme we exist and aren't even that uncommon.
>>33743213Doesn't mean as much. It's their job. That's like saying "oh, just go fuck a hooker".
>>33743212Men settle for their gfs. He would be a dumbass to tell the bitch he's currently fucking that she doesn't match his ideal.
>>33743223Unironically go watch some hoe_math to understand why "all women are beautiful"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQtdOuD4cLc
>>33743213For the same reason why not all men go see prostitutes.
>>33743228thanks for the restraint
>>33743224>netizenKOREAN DETECTEDKOREAN DETECTEDKOREAN DETECTEDTHIS IS NOT A DRILLKOREAN DETECTED
>>33743127I’m pretty sure it’s a small handful of very zealous incels. I sympathize, but they should exert that energy doing anything else.
>>33743212That's the difference with you foids. Men realize "perfection" isn't actually attainable.
>>33743228>actual AGPAverage /atoga/ male moment.
>>33743213my dick shrivels up when I think about prostitutes and professional porn
>>33743226thanks for the rant aspie anon, but I still don't really care about the source image.
>>33743224dead
>>33743217Young men are horny. I'm old and my libido has mellowed out. Sex once once a week sound comfy to me.But I'm probably too old for you and nothing I say has any relevance for you. Sorry.
>>33743237>>33743224who do you main in league of legends
>>33743221Yeah. My boyfriend is not My Usual Type but I simply do not care and we get on extremely well to an insane degree.>>33743235state the reason other than maybe poverty. Why not try it one time?
What is a woman's ideal of "settling"? I mean, seriously. Do you view it like you failed or what?
>>33743212My type is tall, pale, skinny blonde women with thin noses and light eyes.
>>33743245Evelynn
>>33743212>his flat skinny ex AND busty big butt ladiesThis alone should reassure you that men having a "type" is mostly bullshit.If he likes both of those extremes, then he definitely likes you. He wouldn't be your bf if he didn't at least like you a little bit, so cheer up!
>>33743246>Why not try it one time?It's disgusting to have sex with someone who doesn't want you, and immoral to have sex with someone who doesn't love you.
>>33743249bad opinion
>>33743245i like to play nami + male characters like khazix and wukong what does that say about me
>>33743246Well, ok, some women then, I guess. :) I mean, I'm a guy so I don't know what the fuck I'm taling about, but it seems like women get it drilled into their heads at an early age that they "deserve" a very specific Prince Charming.
>>33743247the vast majority of women settle anon.
>>33743127>>33743139If they were loved, they would have gfs. It's an evil lie.
>>33743255i disagreewhat is your opinion
>>33743253Plus, the slight chance of STDs.
>>33743247>What is a woman's ideal of "settling"?a normal relationship with her looksmatch.
>>33743168Bpd moment
>>33743264le redpiller is here to spam images and meaningless buzzwords
>>33743255>having good taste is a bad opinion
>>33743258Why do I think she's a lesbian or bisexual? The nose ring isn't helping.
>>33743264It's okay to be ugly, but that doesn't mean that the stacy who rejected you is your "looksmatch".
>>33743252>He wouldn't be your bf if he didn't at least like you a little bit, so cheer up!I don't know if that holds true with the dating market today. Practice gfs are more common than ever.
>>33743259*takes you seriously*
>>33743247As in, marrying someone you don't like for the sake of getting married? Then yeah, I'd view it as a failure.Obviously perfect people don't exist, and all that jazz.Captcha: S0RRY
>>33743260Almost the exact opposite.My type is short, tan or dark, average to overweight, black hair. No preference on eyes or nose.
>>33743264>implying 1 man could cum 1000 times in one day
>>33743278>he doesn't jerk off 1000 times dailyYou gotta pump those numbers up, anon!
how do we stop the gender wars and have anons and femanons get along
Young women tend to not be around as many men though. Most are in university, and most universities have way more women than men. Especially in the programs most women go in, like teaching, languages, or biology.
>girl catches me staring>wink and kissBased?
>>33743281ignore the twitter and graph spammers...
how do we stop the gender wars and just have everyone suck on my cock?
>>33743221Do you grow to resent her as time goes on? Will you begin to deny her sex?>>33743233So what can I do to actually be loved? Do I need to get surgery? The responsibility lays on his shoulders to pick someone he actually likes.He is loyal and seems sexually attracted to me, gets hard easily and we're active. He has been honest that he usually jerked off to women with big breasts, but both myself and his ex who he idealized have small breasts. He cried in my arms about her so I know that intensity was real.Can you actually love someone who is imperfect to you?>>33743233Perfection is attainable and my boyfriend is my personal standard of male beauty. He is literally my artistic muse because of this. It would be insulting if I dated someone who looked nothing like him yet had this aesthetic passion.>>33743249Similar to you my type is also extremely specific and so intense I have no attraction to those outside of it. It's almost a sub-sexuality to the point my boyfriend was unsettled that my ex looked so much like him. Maybe I just can't comprehend a more open stance.>>33743252Maybe I just need to accept it and maybe it isn't gendered.
Just let us die alone with dignity, don't require us to pay taxes for stuff we will never need, let us have more money for ourselves
>>33743276"Settling" means "don't like"? :/
>>33743286at the same time?>>33743289who asked
>>33743176it would be good to start with pondering on, and working on feeling the REALITY, that there is a difference between yourself "as you are" and how you feel about yourself. how you feel may very well correspond to how you are. it very often does not, and do you honestly trust yourself to have a hinged grasp on yourself? probably if you're "okay" with some condennation, it's more a reflection of processing effort than being meaningful. if your beliefs are justified, you don't have to think about them, but the issue is that your beliefs are NOT the same as the world they're describing. do you get what i'm getting at?
>>33743292It was a question. Men here usually act like that's the case.
>>33743258She is into women, not men. Noticing one guy is a red herring.
>>33743231What is it you like about that? Now I'm curious. Do you have a bf?
>>33743281I'm wondering how we can stop all the real wars that are going on in the world and have people get along.From what I can tell they are instigated by a handful of troll leaders, but I don't understand why people listen to them.
>>33743288I would hope not. And definetely no on the sex thing. That's a woman's tactic. I need sex in a relationship.
menhow many attractive men did you see irl?
>>33743281counter propaganda
>>33743303none
>>33743281Tell female creatures to stop lying about things that don't match reality.
>>33743294No, one at a time and before eachone does it I'll take a look at them and signal if they are worthy with my thumb, roman emperor style.
>>33743213Because there will be no "aftercare" and you can't hold her or sleep together.
Have you been learning any new languages recently/the past few years? If yes, why?Just did half an hour of learning Spanish.I don't know for sure how long I'll keep going, but for now I'm enjoying it and I can actually relay some information from the languages I already know.
>>33743308cute, i wouldn't be good at it tho
>>33743304That doesn't happen if you are not attractive.
>>33743306Women are presented with a fantasy straight from childhood, though. If anything, they need to learn to be accountable for their actions.
>>33743306You're right. Lying about things that don't match reality is pointless. Much more effective to lie about things that do match reality.
State gender and give me an explanation.Why is this man leering in a rapey way at an innocent young woman?
>>33743312*thumbs down*
>>33743304Bottom left is a woman. The other one is a lesbian.
>>33743303When I was like 16 once I saw a guy who was a better looking version of me and it really stuck with me. He had the nicest dark green eyes very unique
>>33743001Men do not take care of their feet very often because you call them gay for it. So stop doing that. Men, go get a pedicure from an asian woman right the fuck now.
>>33743269AAAAAAAHH I can’t decide which way!!!
>>337433035 just today
>>33743303One if you count my reflection
>>33743294No asked, nobody ever does>>33743304That never happens. Women just say "I have a boyfriend" and then ignore you even if you're trying to tell them that they've dropped their wallet
>>33743303IRL? Honestly none. I might have a skewed idea of what is a handsome guy but it's all actors and stuff like that for me.
>>33743323Exchange bottom right for a pale raven haired Mediterranean.
>>33743310i keep forgetting there are men who aren't actually terrifyingly sex-crazed and want normal things like love but maybe that's 4chan's fault i hope you find a gf
>>33743303None, I'm not secretly gay like pic >>33743258
>>33743311I’m trying to keep my Japanese sharp, and I’ve gotten some books for learning French, Latin, Russian. I should really get started on that.
>>33743329Screw that, just a white woman with black hair. Stacies are overrated.
>>33743329That’s what the indigenous woman is there for
Tripfags, why are you tripping?
>>33743301there is no stopping war. war is as much an expression of our humanity as loving others, having fun, or thinking in words. there can be no world peace while humans are humans.welcome to the status quo.
>>33743335I like how you assumed the Med was a stacy, while the white woman can,t be. lmao>>33743336No.
>>33743333it's about objective beauty, is it gay to be beautiful as a man?
>>33743303not irl, but I have a bad habit of browsing female gaze pinterest pages with 10/10 guys in really aesthetic and curated photos where they unironically look like prince charming come to life, knowing that that's the kind of guy they're categorically into and everything else is a disappointment to them.
>>33743338I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
>>33743329>pale>medwhat
>>33743323Bottom left feeds your heartBottom right feeds your soulTop center dies of smallpox shortly after meeting you
Women please answer honestly: would you date a right-winger?
>>33743346we exist :(
>>33743340Wait, what? Bottom right is a white woman Stacy.
>>33743346they exist
>>33743345yes, welcome to the club (and apologies for inviting you)
>>33743338But it's so dumb. And useless. And hurtful.
>>337433371. So nobody jumps into any conversations I'm having to troll the other person.2. So if somebody doesn't like me, they can filter me.3. So I don't necessarily need to go "hey remember me I'm the guy who talked about _____ with you”.
>>33743348Yeah, I only date conservative guys.
>>33743343I don't notice it. Yes, observing the kind of guy that women tend to like more than my kind is very easy and natural but the thought goes like this: he's probably successful with women because he looks like the way they want men to look. Not: oh my gosh, he's attractive!Hopefully this makes sense.
>>33743344Post an example.
Not all blondes are Stacies
Do men sincerely not believe women can have different tastes in men that are not just chad or like a twink? Honestly to me men like that are unironically too perfect to be sexo desu. Nice to look at like an ornament but not sexy.
>>33743355Why are you on an anonymous board?
I'm literally crying over this, slampigs are going extinct.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gro2S7W7SMo
>>33743358well okay i understand, how many did you see?
>>33743354is it? it gives us something to collectively hate. creates heroes to cheer for, villains to root against, Gods to worship and Devils to condemn. war brings people together as much as it tears them apart, i reckon
>>33743343F men aren't "beautiful". They're "handsome".
The secret "tier above" anything else is russian women
>>33743363>Do men sincerely not believe women can have different tastes in men that are not just chad or like a twink?They do believe that, yes.
Moids & femoids: what are you listening to right now?Also, moids: what's causing your current intellectual stagnation?
>>33743348if he thinks nigger jokes are funny that's okay, but if he preaches about muh women or muh immigrants constantly (aka just being annoying to everyone around you) then no.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/seven-men-grooming-gang-jailed-145400530.htmlI am glad these monsters are finally locked up, but fuck...Forced into prostitution at 10 years old and the police did NOTHING for years?!I think that's enough internet and news for today for me, just going to watch something cute on youtube and then try to go to bed...:(
>>33743365>Why are you on an anonymous board?>Why do people like 4chan?Gee, anon... think about that for a bit...
>>33743370okay professor, i wanted to use that because i used "beauty" not "handy" *beats you up to deeath*
>>33743323women will NEVER understand ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5-6_7PxbKo
>>33743376F. " The Simple Genius of the Interstate Highway System".
>>33743370Some men definitely are beautiful. Jude Law in "Wilde", say.
>>33743320>Bottom left is an Italian. The other one is a woman.FTFY
>>33743363>women can have different tastes in men that are not just chad or like a twink?Those women are like wormholes: there's theoretically nothing preventing them to exist, but you are never gonna see one in real life.
>>33743300I have a bf and our entire relationship is female-led.I'm just oriented this way, he describes me as both maternal and like a husband kek. I enjoy being in control, especially sexually. It may be because I'm naturally anxious and untrusting. Men also look so cute powerless and in pain.
>>33743381true i would only want whites
>>33743384Jude Law looks like how the protagonist of a yaoi manga would look if he cut his hair short.
>>33743349You're a diamond.>>33743346Are you ok?
>>33743376f nothing as always when this gets asked. (but i am listening to predator xarpus in my own head because i listenened to it this morning on repeat)
>>33743348>Women please answer honestly: would you date a right-winger?No.
>>33743367Maybe 3 in the past month. There's usually an element of studying how men who walk with their girlfriends look. I think subconsciously I'm trying to find out if anyone like me can be seen out and about with a female partner.
>>33743384My point is that they don't that description. It's like calling a penis "cute".
>>33743393>You're a diamond.literally getting hit by moths as i type
How are my fellow /atoga/ Jewies observing Yom Kippur?G'mar chatima Tovah.
>>33743363I'm a twink lover and the amount of women who like chubby funny guys rivals us, I'd say. On the same level as gays who love bears. No idea how men can deny this.
>>33743398*don't like
>>33743360I will never look like him and I know that women will always secretly resent me for having to settle with me instead of being with someone that looks like him
>>33743363you perfectly put into words why i've never been able to be attracted to those types of men. like i can see they're objectively attractive, but i feel absolutely nothing looking at them.
>>33743376>Moids & femoids: what are you listening to right now?https://youtu.be/gV6SF492hNU?si=ufDLZJxJMObqcL6K>What's causing your current intellectual stagnation?The peer review process.
>>33743369Fuck you.
>>33743398My boyfriend's penis is beautiful and cute.
>>33743400No, I'm sad because the living prophet died last friday.
>>33743363Guys totally know that some women like dad bods and, uh... older... dad looking... types.
>>33743363>men like that are unironically too perfect to be sexo desulow self esteem>>33743387this>>33743401outliers confirm the rule
>>33743403This is what men want to look like ? Shitty taste.
>>33743403NTA but I think this is the first man that a man has posted on 4chan and I found attractive. So good job anon.
>>33743399do you like stern men?
moids why do you pester foids from your past? is it really that hard to meet new women? a moid from my past reached out recently but brought nothing constructive only pestering. Wtf does he want? is he autistic? should i egg his car?
>>33743376>what's causing your current intellectual stagnation?My capacity ran out. I'm tired, and getting dumber by the day.
>>33743399Lemme do some Mr. Miyagi shit and catch them for you.
>>33743388what's the sex like? anything kinky?
>>33743388Interesting. I would feel insanely dysphoric I think desu...honestly domme women scare even me lol
>>33743400I haven't really observed any holidays. I go through the blessings on the first day of hannukah with my family, and that's it.
>>33743363What I know is that all of those different supposed tastes always lead them to a small subset of men. Maybe the men aren't all alike, but they're still a small subset of the population.
>>33743297Kind of But what if my beliefs are true
>>33743289>don't require us to pay taxes for stuff we will never needThat isn't how taxes work. It is also not how they should work.
>>33743403FOkay never mind, that guy is pretty hot. If that's what men here have been referring to as "Chad" then I think I understand.
>>33743414Forgot "NTA", autistboy.
>>33743414no, i like men with kind eyes and warm smiles
>>33743407sorry, if i sound like i'm defending war, i'm not trying to. i find this reality extremely distressing.
>>33743417>Mr. Miyagi Isn't that the guy who whacks on and whacks off?
>>33743415>is he autistic? should i egg his car?yes and yes
>>33743427*autistgirl>>33743428oh okay...
>>33743415>is he autistic? should i egg his car?Yes. Yes.
>>33743415>is it really that hard to meet new women?Yes. Nobody measures up.
>>33743286>how do we stop the gender wars and just have everyone suck on my cock?Sure that's what you want?
I was at a cafe doing homework and a guy I got ghosted by sat RIGHT NEXT TO ME and I didn’t realize until he was sitting for a minute. He didn’t say anything and I pretended to still be focused and I saw in the corner of my eye he was making a list in his phone called “my compulsions” My heart is beating so fast right now I had to leave anyway how did he not realize it was me
>>33743404I often think of that Everyone is Beautiful and No One is Horny essay and think...yeah
>>33743412I don't think I'm the one with shitty taste. I think I have a pretty good idea what women are into.>>33743413>>33743425I know...
>>33743415>is he autistic?>should i egg his car?Hey, you're the one that thought that would be a funny joke.
>>33743430>whacksWax. lol>>33743432You were asking a femanon if she likes stern men, while being an autistic woman yourself?Why?
>>33743439sexo
Men are demons from hell
>>33743436See:>>33743308
>>33743435>Nobody measures upstop putting foids on a pedestal
>>33743415The last instance of this pestering happening was me thanking one for a birthday wish some time afterwards because I hadn't seen the message. After that I shut down my account.
>>33743395Do you think you're the heroine of your own story, all geared up, clearing levels... during the day? (Also, is it painfully obvious I know jackshit about vidya?)>>33743406What other way would you have it aside from peer review?
>>33743403Holy shit, NAME???
>>33743439He's too femine looking for me. I mean, the face anyways.
>>33743441i wanted to find my sister again..i'm actually not autistic tho
>>33743439No, you messed it up :(
>>33743445>stop putting foids on a pedestalThat's the thing, innit? It's just one or two of them.
>>33743443And women are succubi from your anus.>>33743450Your sister? On 4chan? Why here?
>>33743416*pets your dumb dumb head*i relate
>>33743445This.
I can't trust that women are actually interested in men who aren't conventionally attractive when my ex left me for a conventionally attractive man and my wife hasn't shown any eagerness for sex in years.
>>33743439Nta,but I'm notoriously bad at judging men's appearance, but even I know that women would probably drop everything if they could get picrel to look in their general direction.
>>33743213>Why don't all the guys into femdom go see a dominatrix, honestly?It's expensive. Also, this is like suggesting that going to a hooker is the same as being married.
>>33743456it's a femanon sister! we have some things in common, i hope she's doing well
>>33743454No? There is a very specific idea in pop culture about what an attractive woman is.
>>33743457This made me feel better than it had any right to.
>>33743437Can someone fucking help should I text him idk
>>33743439Not my taste + looks too much like a Ken doll ngl. And I don't think it's controversial to say it's mostly men who are into a doll look.
>>33743459I don't think anyone cares about what you can or cannot trust. Believe what you like.
>>33743459>I can't trust in lies when I've witnessed evidence of the contrary in real lifeGood, it means your brain is still working.
>>33743462Oh ok.Girl, you gotta be more concrete with your answers... lolWhat was she like, what made you remember her?
>>33743464Does anyone actually pay attention to pop culture, though?
>>33743415not a moid, but how come no one has mentioned yet he thinks he still has a chance with you for some reason?
>>33743437Don't be weird
>>33743422my explanation was a bit abstract, let me restate what i mean clearly. there IS a difference between your beliefs and your reality, this is indisputable. regardless whether or not your beliefs are correct, you are going to automatically get attached to things that confirm your beliefs because it is more efficient than having to challenge them; and since that is passive, if your beliefs are negative, you are going to naturally be drawn to things that agree with your negative beliefs.remember, it is not established that the negative beliefs are meaningful, and yet you're taking them at face value. i don't have an an answer for you, if your beliefs are true, but i can tell you that i don't trust your negative beliefs are far as i can throw them. you need to learn how to scrutinize your beliefs, which means picking them apart and trying to prove them wrong.this is usually where therapy is useful, and if you can take what i'm saying here seriously, then you're ALREADY halfway to winning the war.
>>33743443>Men are demons from hellYes. Yes, we are. Without exception.
>>33743476Why am I weird I was there first
>>33743460He's an objectively good looking man, but he's attractive in a curated way. I do not love that in men. Obviously I'm full blown 2/10 pointy elbow-ing now, just never someone I'd think of as my ideal man. The guy above was frankly much closer.
>>33743447no, I just enjoy how the sounds sound like and that is the only thing in my mind when listening to music. and it's okay anon lol.
>>33743473Well, women do... you must have noticed that, right?
>>33743464What does that have to do with me and the two women from my past I put on a pedestal?
>>33743365I have no issue with posting anonymous, I did it for a year, but in a recurring thread like this, it can be inconvenient in a lot of ways, and it can be beneficial for advice to come from one definite person where you can see if they have a history of trolling. Name comes off in any other thread.
>>33743411I hope you find a girl incel anon
>>33743482Maybe? Is that why women constantly have dumb insecurities over shit no one will ever care about?
>>33743467>Can someone fucking help should I text him idkWhy? Why, in your mind, might it be a good idea to text someone who ghosted you?
>>33743437MWeird he didn't say anything. Did you ghost him on bad terms or was it just something that faded away slowly?If you don't dislike him you can text him ask him what's up, but otherwise you don't really need to do anything if he's not man enough to talk to you himself.
>>33743451>>33743468>>33743480not really, you could put the same guy in a more aesthetic picture and that's what'll activate women's neurons the most, but the bone structure stays the same.
>>33743472it's okay i like to be vague and anonymous, but i'm not actively looking for her, i just get happy when i see her around>what made you remember her?medsister but she doesn't know it
>>33743415>is it really that hard to meet new women?Yes
>>33743489>Did you ghost himRead.Properly.
>>33743490Still looks too much like a gay mans fantasy, keep fapping lol.
>>33743490No, wrong again. I thought you were good at what you were doing, but you lucked into a clip of a hot guy.
>>33743490i prefer the other sexo but i'll accept him too
>>33743492I used to talk in private with a femanon from Portugal, which is why your post caught my attention.I'm a guy though, and not from the Mediterranean.
>>33743483You honestly don't see? Men putting women on a pedestal fuels the idolization. It's like a circle thingy.
>>33743479If he ghosted you then leave it at that. You wouldn't want some guy you considered ugly to message you randomly after you accidentally ran into him
>>33743487... y-YES.
>>33743403>>33743412>>33743439>>33743460>>33743480>>33743490I just wish I was lean enough to be a femboy for fuck's sake...
>>33743489oh shit my bad I misread your post. Do you think he ghosted you on bad terms or was it gradual?I ghosted a girl once and the next time I saw her she came up to me with another girl wrapped around her arm trying to get my attention again as if propositioning some kinda weird poly thing would get me back into her but it did the opposite.I didn't go out of my way to run into her again, and if I did, I would at least have the courtesy to say hi and start the conversation myself. So again, you can try texting him and finding out what's up but I think most of my post still stands.
>>33743499i'm just another pale femanon
>>33743481You're sweet, 'nonette <3
>>33743498Not in a weird way but are you really young? I find only young women are really into Ken Doll types
>>33743501This. How can a woman lack so much self awareness?
>>33743500You're an idiot without reading comprehension and I'm going to stop responding to you now.
>>33743504Why?
>>33743504Would men on atoga really rather be Timothy Chalamet's Paul over Kyle MacLachlan's Paul?
>>33743502That's so stupid, though. I can't do anything about that.
>>33743496as opposed to what? Big hairy, hulking guys? If you're into that you'd be well in the minority.>>33743497I mean, I can post the other guy and his lookalikes if you want, but the general gist remains the same.
>>33743499What made you stop?
>>33743504Stop wishing and get on a diet.
>>33743348No
>>33743514>Would men on atoga really rather be Timothy Chalamet's Paul over Kyle MacLachlan's Paul?NTA but... yeah. Why wouldn't I?
>>33743514>why don't men want to be ugly?good question
>>33743418Active, we have a very natural power dynamic that we fell into immediately despite meeting through normal means, but I make sure to respect his limits. There has been blood. Some roleplay stuff.I like just doing things to him like he's a sex test subject. He seems happy with the whole thing.>>33743419Honestly I'm a bit weird about gender for a cis woman so that may contribute. Although dominating a man makes me feel very feminine.
>>33743517nta, but OhioGozaimasuSorry ^^' Needed to get it off my chest
>>33743522if this is ugly I am going to start wearing a mask
>>33743513Because it is hot>>33743514Timothy Chalamet has a disproportional jaw.>>33743518I'm trying... :(
>>33743506Bless you, diamond-chan.>>33743517Personal issues.But we randomly caught each other on here about a month or so ago.
>>33743516no I mean that I feel more attraction when looking at guys who look less refined/"perfect", bc to me being flawless is more attractive in women, not men.
>>33743527No try, only do.
>>33743512Anon... pop culture shows you pictures and stories of "perfect" women. These women aren't real, they're just characters made to look like someone a man would really want. You put real women on a pedestal because pop culture tells you to. Don't worry, we get it too with the Prince Charming thing.
>>33743506Nta every femanon who isnt black seems to be pale
>>33743524Hidoi…>>33743528That’s a shame. :( I’m buddies with one Portuguese femanon but it might be a different one.
>>33743510i'm in my 20's and i don't like facial or body hair, i'd still prefer more muscles but >>33743439 face is very nice to me, i don't know how to describe why but he reminds me of another guy i sawi also prefer lighter features, but not pale skin on men, tan is the darkest i'm okay with
>>33743515I KNOW!I'm not saying it's specifically your fault but it's a thing that exists.
>>33743522he's so handsome. men are so retarded about what women over the age of 16 find attractive. please stop being retarded.
>>33743198Who are “they”?
Women will say they don't like the chiseled look because they're insecure and think that if they date a guy like that they will always feel inferior to him.Women only say they like more normal looking guys because of low self esteem. If they were more confident they would go for Chad a lot more.
>>33743501Harsh but okay
>>33743484Should I be tripping to then? Should everyone ITT? We might as well move the whole thread to reddit.
>>33743504can you be a femboy once you turn 30
>>33743514Literally nobody knows who Kyle is.
>>33743488I don’t know I cried for days about it and sometimes he texts me asking what I’m up to>>33743505It was gradual I guess
>>33743540I wouldn't because I know the kind of girl, physically, that Chad likes. And I'm not it.
>>33743533friendly reminder most posters on 4chan (including /atoga/) are not american nor white.Most anons nowadays are thirdworlders, even if they claim otherwise.
>>33743532This is dumb.
>>33743534I'm not going to post anything really doxxable and identifiable from people in private, so it will have to remain a mystery.
>>33743514Am I supposed to know who any of those people are?
>>33743548The guy that was in the recent Twin Peaks revival? :/
>>33743540It's okay to have homosexual tendencies gaynon, don't let it make you that insecure.
>>33743477I’m taking it seriously But I never noticed a difference in how people treated me when I was confident versus when I wasn’t
>>33743535I'm in my 20s too...honestly you're the normal one lol
>>33743560Never watched it.
>>33743557I'm not seeing an argument there. Are you one of those people that think you're not influenced by the media?
>>33743530>>33743537what >>33743540 anon saidyou'd go for those guys if it weren't for self image issues
>>33743533well i was a neet for several years, it does that.
>>33743540You are too hung up on this and that is very neurotic.
>>33743565You're doing that thing where you think something that is true for you is true for everyone else.
>>33743567Good try but no.
>>33743552>waa Stacy would never date me>the women I like only go for a certain guy, and I'm not it waaathat's what you sound like. It's all about self esteem
I forgot how horny I am when I'm not starving myselfWomen would you want your 10% body fat bf to eat more?
>>33743544No, I think you’re being hyperbolic and a bit silly about the use of something built into 4chan. Being able to pick out posts of mine or any other namefag is workda apart from Reddit, where you get downvoted and censored for unpopular opinions.
>>33743574It's true though? Chad and Stacy say in their lane.
>>33743547No please grow up.
Women would you rather cuck or be cucked?
>>33743558I’d have been angry if you did. You should try to reconnect if you see her again in any case.>>33743578>workdaLmao, *worlds
>>33743580*stay
>>33743532HEY! Ill have you know, some of us spend our whole lives working on being prince charming.
>>33743581that's why i'm asking him
God he was cute why did he ghost me
>>33743566NTAYour argument is impossible to follow. Men put women on a pedestal, pop culture puts a specific type of woman on a pedestal, and therefore they're supposed to have something to do with each other? That feels like saying that I have a personal association with Tom Cruise because we both shit.
You can have weird beady eyes or an actual jew nose, but as long as you have a "strong" face structure, you will be attractive as a man. Individual features are unimportant.
>>33743534Sumimasen T_T
>>33743572Your question would have been better if you compared Timothee to young Depp or Alain Delon. Modern pretty boy vs past pretty boy. Nobody knows your Kyle fellow.
ok femanons, it's time to choose...
>>33743563i know you are, it comes through in your writing.you're taking the signal at face value; "whether or not i act confident, people treat me the same therefore it must be related to me inherently rather than me contextually".what you need to do here, and in general as you grapple with your psychology, is try to think about *why* the signal is there. and then maybe you'll realize that, if people treat you the same whether or not you're confident, then how they treat you does not tell you anything about what confidence or non-confidence brings to the table.in other words, here is an instance where you are learning nothing new from an interaction, and yet you are walking away with stronger conclusions which is obvious self-trickery, it's straight self-chicanery
>>33743591tactical truth nuke
>>33743596Neither, I rather die
>>33743569You got a job now then ? Thats good keep it up hope the tough days are over for you
>>33743564i'm also into actual chads (not hairy) but i don't really browse sites to stare at them>>33743596please i'm over twinks...
>>33743598I tried to be diplomatic t. femnon
>>33743570I'm not hung up so much on the fact of the matter as I am on people not getting it/ wanting to admit it.
I wish european women were real...
>>33743582My wants are more immediate: I want to fill my growling tummy
>>33743596I choose someone else
>>33743582cucked yes yes
>>33743611cuckquean gf?
I wish I could have a gf that would let me completely control her but I don't have the personality to attract one
>>33743591>b-but you said all I needed was confidence and nice clothes>how could this be>it's so over
I wish I had a GF who would still be sexually excited about me after I marry her, but those don't seem to exist.
>>33743615yeah but i still wish to stare at the naked back of a guy as he's kissing another girl someday
>>33743611What type of girl would you want to cuck you?
>>33743624that can be arranged.any other rules to the relationship?
>>33743606They were real a long time ago.
>>33743627anyone that is attractive is fine, and no "dommy" girls>>33743628you must train your memory so you're able to tell me everything that happened in detail if i wasn't therealso you need to keep things as safe as possible
women, would you ever rent a boyfriend?
>>33743597Thanks anon I love you
>>33743553you've got my euro hand leave me alone
>>33743635No. I share one right now and that's the most I could do. If I had to pay money on top of that, I'd be out.
Why the fuck was he making a list of his complusions did I dodge an OCD bullet.
>>33743634>if i wasn't theredo you not want to present during it, or is this just so I can recount it to you later?
>>33743638Share?
>>33743635no but sometimes i think about paying men to do things that they would regret
>take shit>take forever to wipe>have to wipe so hard that the skin around my anus starts bleeding>now my ass is not clean as a whistle and I’m in pain when I wipe until it heals overI hate my life. I knew I shouldn’t have had that coffee
>>33743582F. Cuck, I guess. Assuming everyone is onboard with it in the hypothetical, it's not very different from my life right now anyways.
>>33743634>anyone that is attractive is fine, and no "dommy" girlsSo a girl that is younger and more submissive than you?
>>33743475does he realize how retarded it is after 5 years?
>>33743636i love you too anon mwah i hope you can find peace
>>33743641Yes.
>>33743644How is your life exactly?
>>33743644>it's not very different from my life right now anyways.elaborate?
>>33743639Unironically, probably yes. A list probably helps him visualize. Also>implying that everyone with OCD is a dumpster fire
>>33743631No, they never existed.They are fantasy creatures, like elves and fairies.
>>33743643Get a bidet, I'm serious. I don't know if my asshole is weak or if my shit is sticky, but I always end up with a bit of red on the toilet paper if I actually wipe more than a couple of times. With a bidet, I can essentially give myself an enema every time I shit. I'm clean without any blood loss! It's amazing!
Would you date a girl with Tourette's?
femanons itt will literally look at a Chad and go "elbows too pointy 2/10" unironically and get have to resort to sharing boyfriends.It's so over.
>>33743656I have ocd too the bigger red flag was that he was mean to me
>>33743640i feel like it would be awkward if i was present, but it would be cool too if he's a bit mean about it>>33743645why are you pulling age in it? are you old? i'm still in my 20's™ and i'd be weirded out if he wants people under 20, plus i'm very submissive myself so it would be nice if he has someone a bit different
>>33743659Fuck yeah.
Men, would you date a woman who asks for you to address her as Aunt Tifa?
>>33743661How so? It seems like you guys would have some common ground over that at least.
>>33743657>>33743631>>33743606ew non-yuros anons
>>33743659>FUCK SALToh hell yea
>>33743659>Would you date a girllmao, not in a million years
>>33743670He ghosted me and blew smoke in my face after I asked him to stop and implied I was stupid
>>33743606European women are real. Which is weird to me because Dutch women's accents sound like something from a fictitious story, not real life.
>>33743623Men usually stop dating the woman after the ceremony, a major contributing fact. Don't treat her like a roommate who you just have sex with, simple.
>>33743675what does a normal ram's head look like
>>33743659I don't see why not. I would probably laugh a few times, I hope you would be ok with that. Just because of unexpected stuff.
>>33743672>>33743677I bet you guys also believe in Santa
>>33743678So women giving zero effort after the ring means nothing too?
Women: How many of you watch the 4ch@n cup regularly?
>>33743663>but it would be cool too if he's a bit mean about itI'm guessing comparing her to you in a demeaning way?
women:>ewww I would never date a cuck, that's grossmeanwhile women:
>>33743686the what?
>>33743685Both should give effort, hon. But if you don't give effort, don't complain and cry at the result.
Another day wishing at least one romantic endeavor in my life had worked out
White men always have a cuck fetish, it's pure mental illness
>>33743540fuck, I thought if I became sexy and ripped then more women would approach me. I THOUGHT I COULD GET DORKS BY BEING BUFF. WHAT WAS I THINKING?
>>33743688just in a sexual way, i'm into being cucked because i'm a volcel that rejects anyone that looks at me so the idea of a guy being able to do that is attractive to me, but i know that it's sillyalso i'd just like to see the man i love feeling pleasure in general
>>33743686NAG but I’ve never looked at it. I don’t like sports irl, why would I watch a video game play itself like that?
>>33743653>>33743654Throuple, and she often likes watching while I like being the center of attention.
>>33743691divegrass. Simulated football that pits 4chan's boards against one another. /adv/ has a team.
The thread has become overrun by gay incels from /lgbt/ it seems, let them have their obsessions kek.
>>33743678Okay, but what if treat her as the most wonderful woman on the planet and sexual enthusiasm still drops to zero?
>>33743698don't listen to them
why are there so many femcel subr*ddits created just in this past month?What happened with women?
>>33743703I like how that one with the "pig nose" example just kinda went away.
>>33743697I once told my then girlfriend I had a cuck fetish and she broke up with me about a week later for """unrelated reasons""".Never gonna open up to women ever again.
>>33743709w-we got so scared of d-d-dating!! there are no men who wants us...!!
>>33743704>what if treat her as the most wonderful woman on the planetnta I don't WANT to be treated that way. I have flaws.
>>33743699How about if I hatefuck my ex in front of you?And you tell her how you are actually better than her?
>>33743709>why are there so many femcel subr*ddits created just in this past month?>What happened with women?Men were shitty to them and traditional intellectual feminism wasn't providing answers for how to navigate, escape, or solve the problem. The closest "answer" was through "topic horror" movies (mostly written by men) about rape culture. So you can see where it bottlenecked into what's going on now.
I hate you
>>33743710I'm still here, bruh, my ADHD just flared up and I moved on to different topics. And I'm not gay or trans so idk what that other poster is on about.
>>33743714no ew! i don't want to say things like that, plus why would you treat your ex like that in front of me... are you the old anon still? ..nevermind i'll go back to the board
is this really too much to ask for?
>>33743717WE'RE ALL BLOODY WORTHLESSJUST GREEDY HUMAN SCUMTHE NUMBERS ALL ADD UPTO A NEGATIVE SUMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RssN06acGgA
>>33743717I love you <3(as a human being, not romantically)
>>33743720is that a homemade bait, male anon?
>>33743699>i'm a volcel that rejects anyoneso... you don't want any sex??? that's a little sad.
>>33743720average "straight" woman in 2025 btw
>>33743719No I am not the Op.
>>33743725sex is kinda scary to me, but i'd want to have it with the right person, but i didn't find them or wasn't ready yet
Women, would any of you actually want to be pregnant? All the women I've heard talk about it say it's hell.
>>33743725nta but its more that i only want sex with one person and they're not here. its not too sad.
>>33743403MHoly fuck he is so hot bros. I wanna be him and have him inside of me.
>>33743724probably, but not made by me, it's from one of the femcel r*ddit pages.
>>33743646Nope. He probably thinks you totally vibed in the past and he had a shot with you (but he didn't realize until now) and wants a 2nd chance
Would you date a girl who got ghosted
>>33743731i want kids and that means i'll have to be pregnant at some point
>>33743709Go see how much overlap those subs have with mtf subs.
>>33743731Yes. I know it will suck to deal with when I'm finally knocked up, but I can't help but wish I was pregnant every waking second until it happens.
>>33743700because seeing hitler slidetackle hulk hogan is funny
>>33743736sounds like mentally ill and troon general
Moids, many femanons enjoy playing with other women's hair. Do you get an urge to play with women's hair too?
Americans, what does a government shut down mean and why does it happen to you so often?
>>33743403Women find this man attractive? Huh I might have a chance
>>33743706but it hasn't worked
>>33743731Sure. I want kids at some point and it sounds interesting. The birth part does scare me desu.
>>33743746Yeah, sure. At least running my fingers through.>>33743747To the average citizen, it means nothing. It just means that the essential shit in government operates but everything else stops.
>>33743749i believe in you
>>33743728NTAAnd you are ready now?
>>33743731It does sound scary and exhausting but I want to be a mom someday
>>33743747At the end of each fiscal year the House and Senate (both "levels" of Congress) vote on funding for the federal government and have to come to a consensus about what to fund. The two major political parties, the Democrats and the Republicans, often disagree on what should be funding and how much should go where. If they don't reach consensus by a certain midnight deadline, appropriations (funding) will lapse until an agreement is reached.
>>33743745>>33743740That was my first thought as well, but I haven't found a single direct tranny connection besides anime shit.Seems to me like just chronically online women who hate men, but don't want to label themselves as feminists and are tired of incels being the only ones who get to whine about not getting laid with the people they want.
>>33743754if my calculations are correct, i may be ready in 2 years of mental training
>>33743756*what should be funded.
>>33743752How is it decided what's essential? Like, garbage pickup and stuff like that?
>>33743747The federal government can't pay its employees unless a federal budget bill is passed. Congress constantly gets into shitflinging matches where one side or the other won't vote for the budget bill until some condition is met.
>>33740762Fucking /gioyc/ faggot not finishing the n word chain I hereby curse you so the next fat bitch you fuck surprise mounts you and crushes your cock snapping the member and smashes your balls.YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLYYOU ARE NOW BLINKING MANUALLY
>>33743753t-twinkie house
>>33743745Incels are the ones entering the incel tranny pipeline, not women. YWNBAW.
>>33743767G
women, whats your newest favorite trick to make yourself look attractive
>>33743711She knows she can't cheat on you and hurt you that way if you're a cuck. Women hate men.
Y'all wanna hear a joke?A conspiracy theorist is standing in line to talk to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter welcomes the conspiracy theorist into Heaven and introduces him to God. God says, "now that you're here you can ask me one question."The conspiracy theorist asks "Who really killed JFK?"God says, "it was Lee Harvey Oswald and he acted alone." The conspiracy theorist, aghast says "Oh, my God. This conspiracy goes up even higher than I thought!"
>>33743739>>33743741>>33743751>>33743755to be willing to undergo such a long, painful process of carrying and giving birth to a child with a man they love. wow.warms my heart. thank you.
>>33743760I see...
>>33743770listen i can't understand this crap anymore, i'm a volcel female that's all i need to know
>>33743769>tfw not traveling the world with my dog Snowy and my friend Captain Haddock
Is it cheating if I flirted with a girl at a party and my girlfriend wasn’t there?
>>33743776MKG made a hilarious joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.
>>33743773washing my hair every 2 days
femcels are just incels minus the comedic value. It's depressing to read honestly.
>>33740768The Wizard of Oz
>>33743773Not eating enough
>>33743789why are you spamming reddit here tho
>>33743770Women often do it for internalized misogyny or some sort of societal opinions. I did. Don't worry, I realized I mess up and went back.
>>33743778Simp. :)
>>33743785You want to hear a really bad joke?Feminism.
>>33743773Makeup on my boobs to fake cleavage.
>>33743778Well, yeh... that's generally how relationships go, anon.
>>33743795nta but you mean that you went ftm? sorry to hear that and hope you're doing better nowi just can't stand mtfs and how they slither in female spaces and i have no idea what that anon just tried to say to me
>>33743647What did you mean by signals? Just the reactions people have to me?
>>33743789>Femcels are incels minus the lethal, terroristic violenceFTFY
>>33742733>I’m always the one initiating them.Kinda creepy for a man desu.
>>33743804more-or-less. anything that you take notice of that has to do with 'you'.
>>33742736Breasts aren't constantly filling with milk, anon.
I was in a good mood but he ruined it :)
>>33743809i'll beat him up!
state genocide,would you say it's worth to go out and actually find a girlfriend if I'm 24? Or should I "cool-uncle-maxx" and help my sister out with putting her kids through college and focus on my own career and helping others in my community instead and probably killing myself in like ~10 years?I'm pretty demoralized when it comes to women from what I've heard at least, so I don't want to invest too much time into what is ultimately a rigged game.Thoughts?
>>33743773Being chill.
>>33743812FIf you give up I have to give up too
>>33743805so they're not even interesting. Noted.
>>33743805>minus the lethal, terroristic violencelol
>>33743818>mfw I have glasses like that
>>33743792Hot, but please still stay healthy ok?>>33743813That's not attractive.
>>33743771E
>>33743773lowering my iq but i do that just to observe
>>33740768MLeon the Professional
>>33743820Well done. Not even in a cute way. Just in a "Good job for existing" way.
>>33743818Foids, whch one do you most resemble?
>>33743812>>33743816ah-ah, no giving up, either of yous
>>33743818>7/9 femcels in picrel are plappableaaaaand that's why """femcels"""" don't actually exist
>>33743825WHAT THE FUCK!! you're sooo edgy and special anon!!!
>>33743821I've been told explicitly that my calm energy is attractive.
>>33743818Top left.
>>33743825You should have posted the full meme from /tv/ with all the movies.
>>33740768Manchester by the sea.
>>33743827maybe last one in center 2nd row but it's a stretch
>>33743818If they weren't the monsters they are, I would date the first 2 girl (from left to right) of the last row. The 2nd one jn particular is very cute.
>>33740768F Castle of Cagliostro.
Next Thread>>33743845>>33743845>>33743845
>>33740806Ask any of the Twitch streamers we have.
>>33743836>posted the full memeSorry I don't give deep lore to zoomers>>33743846nigga we're on page 7 slow your tits
>>33740807Wheels. She seems like a nice person.
>>33743827The ribbon choker chick
>tfw no yandere gf that will stab me if I ever leave herI hate this retarded fucking clown world.How do you even manage fumble a girl like that?
>2000+ repliesWEW lad.
>>33740807Unironically, that one intersex lady.
>>33743765It’s like food inspectors and park rangers. Anything related to travel and infrastructure is fine. There are articles detailing it better than I can rn (at work).
>>33743850pragmata target audience
>>33743855The hermaphrodite?She hasn't posted in a long time
>>33740846I can clean up nice and approach pretty.
>>33740807any woman that has a cute face and is a full package futanari
what's up with all this faggotry...
>>33743731Yeah
>>33743860YOU SAID THE WORD.Maybe she still posts. She just doesn't preface every comment like some kinda tripfag.
I want to be a hot househusband that homeschools his kids and lives in a nice place, but alas, I am brown
>>33743854Sus name.
>>33743876How is it sus?
>>33743877Reminds me of somebody else.
w*men <<<<<<<<<< cats <<<<<<<<<< cat women
>>33743860I think she got frustrated with some autistic incel arguing about chromosomes.
>>33743806I only hug other guys, I feel creepy hugging women.
>>33743884Why would you hug another man? If no one like died or anything like that.
>>33743886To try to reassure them when they’re sad.
>>33743821>Hot, but please still stay healthy ok?Lmao No
>>33743880Real
>>33743304NOOOOO THIS IS FAKE, WOMEN ARE EVIL, AAAAHHHH
>>33743311Yes, I learned English because it's very popular these days
>>33743701Does she sit in a special cuck chair?
>>33743746I'm afraid to touch women's hair, I feel like my crude male fingers will somehow ruin it
>>33743827I'm the girl who told her boyfriend to get back in the truck and finish killing himself
>>33743827First one plus 80 pounds extra lel
