In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!Last: >>33781983
State genderWould you like this?
>>33785591I can’t stop getting rejected by femanon and the gang
>>33785591MYesss, I need female affection so bad bros
>>33785591Would die for that. Reposting:>nicknames you called your ex that you can no longer useAll the good ones>nicknames you still have in reserve for usePorkchopState gender and post yours
>>33785591M, I wanna do all 6 to her
>>33785591The guy gives 200% more effort than the girl does
>>33785591F yes if he has big pecs
Why are small breasted girls so mean
>>33785606Lifting things with my muscles and playfully smacking her bit doesn't cost me much effort so I don't agree with you
>>33785606Agreed, kiss attacks are fucking gay compared to getting your ass slapped like it’s nothing
when will femanon post a voca saying "I love you" ?
>>33785615You obviously can’t cook or take care of yourself because you’re spiritually on par with a dog
>>33785591Protecting is bullshit. How do average men protect their spouse? They don’t. There’s little to no scenario where they have to protect.How is lifting heavy stuff like once a week meaningful? Cooking is an everyday thing that takes work, it’s more than love , it’s work snd much more than what the man does in the picture.
>>33785577I love flat women, they are god's gift to us
>>33785591MYes but it's unrealistic to modern women
>>33785596JH or RB, you brought that shit on yourself, no pity for you
>>33785591MaleYes, but women don't
>>33785621>There’s little to no scenario where they have to protect.Women don’t have situational awareness or foresight, you literally have to guide them through every obstacle in life >How is lifting heavy stuff like once a week meaningful? You’ve never moved in with your gf>Cooking is an everyday thing that takes workPoorfag really has never owned an air fryer
>>33785625At any point in time there is always a girl desperately waiting for someone like me to fuck her that is insane to think about
>>33785621>How do average men protect their spouse? They don’t. There’s little to no scenario where they have to protect.Women will say shit like this, and then their sisters will post shit like pic related
>>33785636Ah, it's you again, ENTJ, no pity for you either
GOOD MORNING TO ALL THE BLONDE FEMOIDSbrunette ''girls'' yeah, lets not...
>>33785620My issue has been always being 5 if the 6 things listed in the relationship and getting burnt out as I was giving it all and wouldn't even get kiss attacks in return. So yeah, I take care and cook hot meals along with protect, lift, and booty smack and all i got was depression
I’m in love with a femanon
>>33785653Infatuation isnt love.
>>33785653STFU if you're never telling us who!!!!
>>33785653We know, ENTJ
Wait, blondeanon is from eu?
>>33785647why are her boobs so round.
>>33785656>>33785657>>33785659Sars she gives me what I desire, 6 cows and a brown pussy to die for
>>33785660>blondeanonyeah, that's qt
>>33785653Sucking femanon dryTurning femanon into jerkySelling femanon
>>33785656nigga dont use big words ion understand. I love her
>>33785662its called a bra, nigga
>>33785662Bra
Both genders,Would you ever get a side-by-side professional happy ending massage together with your bf/gf?
Would women hook up with men more or less if the world was put into an extended survival situation?
>>33785673M. Never ever, very gross. Don't want it in the first place, I just want massage
>>33785674Idk but men would rape more
what do you guys think of that one video of trump telling the little black girl that he would pay millions for her hair?
>>33785679Yes with the collapse of law there would also be more thieves and murderers but what would the women do
why is that faggot so obsessed with indians?
>>33785686Get robbed, raped and murdered
>>33785577F. Not really? I don't feel very loved by random smacks on the ass and carrying heavy things occasionally. While I don't mind any of those things, if those were the primary or only way my husband expressed his love for me I'd feel very sad.>>33785673F. No, ew.
State gender what's the prettiest name the opposite gender can have
>>33785693MI think Jade is such a pretty name. Lily is also pretty cute
>>33785621There's studies where women have better sleep when they're in bed with a man because they feel safe and protected
>>33785689Some but many men would still care, so what would the rest of the women do
>>33785647nice bod, but ugly face
>>33785691What makes you feel very loved?
>>33785700She has a very pretty face, you're wrong. You probably have some garbage standard, post your ideal face
>>33785664how dare you call me that faggot.
>>33785702you're blind, her face looks like a doll who survived a house fire
why do i love those sacks of fat that women have on their chest so much?
BlueValkyrie is the most based poster in all of /atoga/ history
I have been awake for 40 minutes an already feel done with the day an ready to go to bed again.
the most beautiful face is the face of the girl you're currently in love with--facts
>>33785698They will drop down to their knees, wet with tears after realizing their mistakes and will plead men to choose them as their personal house pet
>>33785705Nah you're blind. Probably looked at too much garbage anime and forgot what real actually beautiful women look like
>>33785704Sydney Sweeney is based but aggressively average looking.
>>33785700she's objectively pretty>inb4 he posts that non makeup photo where she's trying to look as depressed as possible
>>33785713Most of them will just die actually, historically women have no survival instinct
>>33785717you have shit taste
>>33785719That's why they would be crawling at your feet and begging to be prptected by you
https://youtu.be/tVh9aMXW7-oThe AIslop is getting better, I'm starting to like it
myao come back pls :(
>>33785714Post really actually beautiful woman
>>33785723They are lmao
>>33785713Negative sarcastic response. Why? What's the deal? Ur being belligerent without provocation and it is ungracious. If you have real problem, at least be direct
Fuck, I'm stupid. >>33785691>F. Not really? I don't feel very loved by random smacks on the ass and carrying heavy things occasionally. >While I don't mind any of those things, if those were the primary or only way my husband expressed his love for me I'd feel very sad.This was a reply to this post: >>33785591>>33785701Being taken care of is the main one for me for sure - it can be something small like opening the door to the car for me, grabbing me a blanket when I get sleepy on the couch or grabbing me a treat if he goes to the kitchen. I obviously appreciate bigger things, and he has risen up to the occasion when necessary, but the one thing that makes me feel most loved is when he comes back from the kitchen with a diet coke and a piece of cheese without me asking anything.His way to express his love for me is physical affection - he loves holding me, kissing me, touching me. He kind of wants us to always be touching if we're together. He holds me all night, when he's working he'll ask me to sit by his desk and put my feet on his lap.Other than that, probably him taking tim to organize fun things for us to do and him telling me.
>>33785728She's already posted. You post yours
>>33785730I'm just sillyposting, i don't do hookups and i'm a virgin, what am i supposed to know
>>33785725For good lords sake please reject him yes omg that would be like collecting all the forbidden ones
>>33785736Could be worse at least you’re not a 40Kg brownoid with a micropenis
>>33785737?
>>33785744It is the routine mentally ill hours
>>33785745i see
why dont women ever love men for who we are? why is everything 'reactive' with women?
>>33785732Thanks for answering.Seems to me though that carrying heavy things for you and giving you random smacks smacks on the ass are expressions of the same type of affection that you enjoy. Carrying things for you being taking care of you and random smacks on the ass being physical affection.
>>33785755it doesn't matter just observe and adapt to the circumstances
ca va?
>>33785755Love isn’t real it’s just a chemical reaction designed to make you reproduce so you don’t fucking die as a beta cuck single cell organism
>>33785755Do you mean stuff like "why does this asian not like me just because i'm white"?
>>33785762Pas mal
>>33785755>I like how much [s]he likes me.M. Relatable. This is likely to get me, and has done so in the past. Not that anyone likes me anymore.
>>33785756>Seems to me though that carrying heavy things for you and giving you random smacks smacks on the ass are expressions of the same type of affection that you enjoyOf course. I'm not saying I hate those things, I'm saying if they were the only things he did I would not feel very loved. >>33785755I love my husband for who he is, and I also love what he does for me, and I love how he loves me. It is the same for him towards me. >>33785763Love is as real as anything you experience, silly goose.
>>33785763Chemical reactions aren't real?
>>33785755love doesnt exist
Why do men ask loaded questions and then expect to get a serious answer?
If anyone could love anyone for simply just being who they are and how much they're loved there wouldn't be any distinction or meaning behind those feelings
>>33785577>Gender>Why is it that some people are utterly obsessed by genetics and looks, but then some couples just exist and seem to not care much about these things?
>>33785779terminally online vs people living in the real world
>>33785777>If anyone could love anyone for simply just being who they areThat's exactly how men love women.Really goes to show how much women take men for granted.
>>33785771>I'm saying if they were the only things he didI don't think that comic was meant as a detailed comprehensive exhaustive list, but rather to illustrate a general vibe.
>>33785779F. Some people are happy, some people are trying to blame their sadness on something outside of their control.
>>33785776men want to feel loved to, femanon...
>>33785781Men have a penis
>>33785724you should in 5 years or less Ai is all we're gonna have actual artists will be a thing of the past
>>33785780>people living in the real worldWhere. I've been outside, there were only zombie phoners
>>33785790A boomer in atoga?? Are you posting from your typewriter
Girls, would you date a 28-year-old man from Canada who never had a gf? Please? He would do anything for a gf... He would suck a cock, again.
>>33785795Behold the love of men we take for granted
>>33785788>actual artists will be a thing of the pastNever. There will always be people compelled to make art out of inspiration or sheer compulsion, as long as there are people.You may not see or notice much of their work though when it will drown in ai slop.
>>33785776>every time men post a question it leads me to an answer i don't want to admitFemales troubled connection with truth on display?
I kinda given up on trying to get a girlfriend.Been treated like dogshit by women for most of my life, then when i took care of improving myself and becoming a better man, suddenly they are being nice but thats always with undertone of "what can i get from him"I think im just gonna do my hobbies, work on building my YouTube channel and disregard women just like they discarded me before.Thoughts?I dont hate women. I just understand what they want is not what i want to be.
>>33785798Imagine sharing space with people as dumb as that, no wonder they need artificial intelligence
>>33785782I don't think it's quite the same vibe. Someone smacking you sexually is different from someone seeking closeness with you at all times. Someone occasionally moving something heavy for you is different from consistently anticipating your needs.Again, I appreciate that my husband does the things in the post here and there, but the things that stand out to me are others and the "general vibe" is very different.Frankly, I experience the first two things with most men in my life (coworkers, my father, my friends bfs, etc) and the third thing speaks more of sexual attraction than anything else.
Men have you tried being less unlikeable
I’m a 28-year-old man from Canada who has never had a gf but I’ve never even sucked dick before! Pick me instead of the other guy!
>>33785802Sure
>>33785794I'm not a boomer. Boomers are more disconnected from the real world than most. Facebook, CNN, etc.
>>33785809>no explanation on what's unlikeableHow can they
>>33785802Do what you want and what feels right to you.
>>33785809Not worth it, I GOTTA BE ME!!!!!
I’m a 28-year-old man from Canada who has never had a gf but I only did anal with a guy once. No dick sucking! Pick me!
I’m a 28-year-old America man. Remove Canada
Men, how would you handle your hypothetical gf pissing the bed? Assuming it wasn't a regular thing, just a weird, known, but untreatable issue she has on rare occasions.
>>33785809whats the point? women can never truly love a man
Tierlist>>33785811>>33785795>>33785819
>>33785815There are many displays of male unlikeable behavior itt
>>33785808Thank you for your perspective.
>>33785823Meh, piss doesn't gross me out. I'd just help her clean up i guess. If its not a regular thing, i wouldn't really be annoyed
>>33785823See, as a man, when I keep getting asked the same question i notice the pattern, and identify you as a piss fetishist
>>33785824I believe that's called a "self fulfilling prophecy"
>>33785828Thank you for your prospective as well! Have a good day.
Walked into this weird building full of books, tried to buy one but they said I could just borrow it if I become a member. Is this a scam? I don't get how they stay in business.
>>33785823I probably wouldn't want to sleep in the same bed
>>33785827>Vague. There are many displays of women. I will not elaborate. Be better.
33785809Taller and richerThats what this post means.Taller and richer.
>>33785834The real product is the bio-engineered humans they create in the basement
>>33785823Is she an adult? That would be disgusting because of the smell alone and having to change the sheets and blankets. Why isn't she wearing adult diapers?
>>33785823Wash the sheets. Might have to get some plastic undersheets to protect the mattres, I guess? Or make her wear adult diapers or sanitary pads. Yeah, that latter option sounds better to me than plastic sheets.
>>33785837This man listens to males yapping as he falls asleep
How taller and richer are you anons?
>>33785833>Have a good day.You too.
>>33785823I really want to sleep in deep sleep comfort like I slept with my gf before she became my ex. I should call her
why can't fashionable extroverted women fall in love with retarded nerds irl?
>>33785802Do women know how heartwarming their smiles are?
>>33785834>I don't get how they stay in business.Taxes.
>>33785842Not enough because i'm ugly as sin but cute men on social media keep shoving old decrepit ceo dating hot bimbo in my face as my only hope so i'll get there at some point
>>33785842Always taller than this place but I have no money
>>33785846I did. But after I elevated his self esteem, got him some friends, taught him how to dress, etc, he cheated on me with an equally retarded nerd girl.
Hey I was walking around and I saw a hairy thing with four legs and there was a rope tied to it that a guy was holding. The guy was talking to it but it never said anything back. I just moved here so I don't know if they have this everywhere or it's a weird local thing.
>>33785842-83%
why do women hate that men are attracted to them?
>>33785857If I know WHY you're attracted to me, it influences my opinion of you.
>>33785854Many such cases
>>33785857nag but my theory is that deep down they know they should be hated
>>33785847They used to complain about men telling them to smile more. Now they're whining that no man approaches them.
I love my leggy-weggies! Got fuckin TWO of em. They’re hairy and they propel through space and time! :D
>>33785857I don't mind it, I just don't always love the way they express it.
>>33785863Anons like this are always hilarious
>>33785857Having to deal with attraction from unattractive people is not fun when you are an emotional person.
>>33785868You mean the gender that can end up killing you if you reject them?
Femanons what nostalgic thing do you think about when autumn arrivesMoids answer too but I care less about your responses
>>33785864>legs propel through timeDo they really?
it better be only euros in this chat
women how will you celebrate when the y chromosome finally dies off and humanity becomes an all-female species?
>>33785847Want to hug and kiss this womanAnd tickle her until she pees herself a bit laughing
>>33785871Eating roasted chestnuts at the park with friends
>>33785875I’ll be indifferent
>>33785870No that's not what I was getting at. But probably that too.
>>33785870Yes the tremendous amounts of rampant rejection-motivated murder our modern civilization suffers from. If only men could ever be trusted
>>33785857They hate being liked by UGLY/undesirable men
>>33785842The opposite of tall, fairly rich
>>33785871>Moids answer too but I care less about your responsesIt is what it isDrawing Pokémon with my friends in grade school
>>33785802>>33785847>>33785876Am I broken if I don't think she's particularly attractive?
>>33785871I make roasted chestnuts on the fire with my grandma every year. My neighbor loves to forage so he brings up tons of mushrooms, so every fall my grandma and I cook something with them and eat them together with the whole family. And I also like rewatching gilmore girls lol
>>33785872My leggy-weggies propel me through 4-dimensional-spacetime. I think you’re right that they don’t have much influence on the time axis though. But I can kick and move and wiggle them around! Wow! They’re long and reasonably muscular and extremely pale and shockingly hairy. I love my leggies! Glad I have two instead of fewer!
>>33785878I expected no less from the apathy queens
>>33785886Are you male or female?Id say shes solid 8, would love to have a girl who looks like that.
>>33785888I agree with this general sentiment.
>>33785886Nah. I think she's above average but not stunning or anything.
>>33785889Bet asians wouldn't reply like that!
>>33785890Male. And no I'm not gay.I mean she has a nice enough body, but her face doesn't do it for me.
>>33785894asians?
>>33785874Who's the hottest euro anon?
>>33785870>>33785881To be fair, rejection can be as traumatizing as rape. Nobody wants to go through that again.
Noooo femanon don't use your dong expander 9000 on me again nooo I don't want to be horny for you anymore I just want to snuggle
>>33785894I just did
>>33785888>I think you’re right that they don’t have much influence on the time axis though.I like how this statement accurately takes into account the negligible but theoretically non-zero effect of time dilation.
>>33785898Imagine your grampa having ptsd from someone stealing his first "i think i like you" virginity
>>33785899What is that
>>33785898(You) should never put yourself in a position that risks you being rejected.Now stfu and go away.
>>33785905Yeah! If I run up the stairs, then my legs have taken me further from the Earth’s center of mass, and into a region in which time passes faster, relatively. At least I think so. My grasp on General Relativity is tenuous.
>>33785908Snuggling means drawing and laying close especially for comfort and affection innocently
Sorry, women, I will never find chinlets attractive.
>>33785916No i meant the dong expander 9000
Genders,When did you realise that life is awfully dull and no one will pat you in the back for being mr Shekelb3rg's desk monkey
>>33785920What is your chin status
I'm going to put some sweet jam on this nice buttered bread for my future wife. Whoever she may be. Just a plate for her at the table
gf broke up with me because i was jealous of her anime husbando
>>33785923You know what it is
>>33785928Who was her husbando
>>33785928Who was it
>>33785929I don't know!
>>33785924I'm sure that realisation correlates to me developing mental illness and depression. So pre-teens.
>>33785925I am not a chinlet.
>>33785930>>33785933Wriothesley
>>33785926There is something tragically sad about this post.
>>33785938>genshinYou dodged a bullet
Do you know what girls like? Do you know what boys want?
>>33785938Did you broke up in Genshin Impact or Discord?
I have the opposite problem of chinlets. I have too much chin. I have a big pointy chin.
>>33785946Isn't that good?
>>33785943No. Feels like whatever I do some girl comes along to say she wants the opposite.
>>33785946A girthy, cumbersome chin in the 99th percentile for size. Firm, assertive. Radiates a rugged warmth, offsetting its daunting dimensions.
>>33785942Wasn't Rurouni Genshin written by a pdf-file?
fem anons PLZ helpThe girl I'm currently dating (going on almost 2 months) hooked up with me after a few dates and getting to know each other well.When we got around to it, I noticed right away that she smelled really funky down there. It was as soon as her underwear came off and my fingers went in, it became so pungent.I almost wanted to say something but I would've felt horrible knowing how it could affect her.Is there literally anyway to bring this up?>not std related we both got tested before anything
Did anyone else just watch the Nobel Peace Prize Awarding ceremony and breathe a huge sigh of relief it wasn't awarded to either Greta or Donald?
>>33785949I don’t know. Maybe it’s a subjective thing. I feel like mine juts forward too much. Kinda makes me look like I have an underbite even though I dont. But maybe I’m just being overly self-critical. >>33785952I’m going to choose to believe this now
sayonara
>>33785956Greta inbredberg is the most artifical droid human i have ever seen
>>33785955Nope, sorry. Maybe one of the hospital nurses can mention it for you when she's giving birth to your baby.
>>33785956People actually watch things like that? The peace price has shown itself to be a joke so many times. Who got it this year?
>>33785956Greta is a Saint. If you hate on her I automatically lump you all with the other evil people.
>>33785955It's a very difficult thing to talk about.
>María Corina MachadoDon't know who that is or what she has done to deserve a peace prize.
>>33785946How pointy? If it's like webm related then you'll have guaranteed Chad sons with a robust chin like that.
>María Corina Machado Parisca (born 7 October 1967) is a Venezuelan politician and industrial engineer who is currently opposition leader in Venezuela. She served as an elected member of the National Assembly of Venezuela from 2011 to 2014. She was awarded the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize.HOLY FUCK WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY SHIT TAKE.Just as Trump is preparing to invade Venezuela, you fan the flames by giving the prize to a literal who. I don't like Maduro, but he's not even in the top 100 of worst dictators in the world.HOLY FUCK.Greta deserved it so MUCH MUCH MORE, for actually risking her skin multiple times facing an actual genocidal dictator. FUCK NORWAY. Might as well have given it to Trump.
>>33785971Yeah I figured. I don't know how I would respond if someone told me my body part smelled bad.
>>33785976I should be clear that I’m a guy lol. So mine kinda looks like hers, but with a man face.
>>33785969She's an attention seeking retard with a Down's syndrome face and a planet-sized ego.
>>33785978No one cares enjoy your ban
>>33785980Give it time. Could have been a one off. If it persists, you should talk about it but frankly I have no clue how you could bring it up without her feeling like shit. Usually a very funky smell is due to microbial infection
>>33785955nag but this is why I always meet her parents super early. I only date zoomettes and 8 out of 10 times of I just drop her on her mom and her together she'll be fixed up from whatever girl issue she has in a week without me saying anything. Dandruff? Mom. Bad breath? Mom. Birth control? Yep, zoomette just needs time with her mom.
I need to stop standing on my heels when i struggle to open doors
>>33785969My teacher in high school told us to look up to Greta. I now think you're an old woman in her 60s just like my teacher. I found it ironic too that we should look up to a nepobaby who skipped school when she got upset at anyone being a few minutes late.
>>33785989This post confuses me. Are you a gnome or something
>>33785875but how will they survive
>>33785992it seems they are anchoring their heels in to put in that much force to just open a door
>>33785992Exactly it makes me feel like a gnome>>33785995Yeah
>>33785989Why do you struggle to open doors?
>>33785995>anchoring their heelsPretty sure the heels are like the opposite of anchors. If you want to be easy to bowl over, put your weight on your heels
>>33785989>i struggle to open doorsYour man/men should be doing that for you
>>33786001I have to
>>33785999I don't know, some are harder to open
>>33786001But what if she becomes a slut just for meDid you consider that?
>>33786004Maybe I was wrong about women living life on easy mode...
Do women like a nice ass? I like working on my glutes for my own fitness purposes, but it would be a nice bonus if it caught women’s attention too.
>>33786013I do
>>33786006Your confusing slut behavior with being slut, well at least I tried to warn you
>>33786014Hell yeah nice.
>>33786013nag but they told me psychically that the ideal body for a guy is just like that Omni- man meme
Why only fat gay men hit on me?
>>33786013Closeted pervert women do.
>>33785823If there's any pattern to it unironically have her wear a diaper during the most risky timesOtherwise, just deal with it and clean it up when it happensWe should put a waterproof cover over the mattress so it doesn't soak in
>>33786020It makes you look more competent in thrusting movements
Do you guys eat breakfast?
>>33786023They hit on everything they just trying to see if you're an easy hole
>>33786031Why would I pay money to eat breakfast
>>33786031Yes, milk and croissant with cream usually
>>33786025God bless them.>>33786028I will train to be a powerful thruster
>>33786031Yeah. I usually have a slice of banana bread, a sammich with cheese and turkey, or yogurt with granola depending on how hungry I am and what I have to do that day.>>33786013It's not something that I care for a lot.
There is a fart in front of my house. Which one of you femanons left it there
I have an E-GF but she has been really quiet lately that's that mean she doesn't love me anymore. I must admit I flirt with other girls and neglected her a few days or id she just sick as she says? How do I make her anoy me again.
Do femanons wear clothes with an open back?
>>33786033Because the body needs energy to function well during the active hours of the day.
>>33786050Did you sleep
>>33786051No. I feel like I have too much boobs to get away with going braless, and I try to wear pretty modest clothing in general.>>33786050Why are you "dating" her? It doesn't seem like you like each toher much.
>>33786051I wouldn't get a full-back tattoo of Jesus being crucified over a cauldron by a coven of witches and spend five hours a week in the gym to not be appreciated.
>>33786051I don't, too much exposed skin and most of them would still show my underwear so no
>>33785982Boo hoo, go fuck yourself. Nobody's fault if you're both ugly and useless.
>>33786058>the female version of pic related
the best part of eating napolitanke is knowing, that americanons cant have them
All flatties are cute
>>33786056No, very well. Trying.
>>33786069Is that ai?
>>33786069why do women enjoy getting punched in the stomach?
>>33786069Why didn't you post a flattie?
>>33786074Non-flatties like it too
>>33786057We become a thing out of nowhere and she is very cute. I just didn't like that I was spending my whole day chating with her. The thing is I like/d other girl before her and she is still there.
I dont want to hurt my e-gf so I'll try my best to change for her. Goodnight anons.
>>33786074Are you actually asking, or am I going to answer personally and you're just going to say "lol women are stupid and weird"?
>>33786074Because it's cool to feel the strenght of a man and the pain that lingers inside you reminds you of them and makes you feel close to that person without them being there
>>33786092NtaI'm gonna guess it's because it's a form of stone age abortion and turns your brain on
>>33786092NTA, but if you have a personal answer to give I'd for one would like to hear it. Just out of curiosity.
I need a girlfriend who is spindly and spider-like.
>>33786092i mean yeah, im asking, I heard it multiple times already
>>33786074You’re hitting their G spot
>>33786097No.>>33786099I like pressure being applied to my lower abdomen area in general when I'm horny. Punching isn't the best compared to a guy just using his open palm to push down a bit hard, but the pressure of a fist does do a similar job. It feels a little like penetration, I guess. It's hard to describe now that I'm trying to put it into words. Like it'd never get me off, but it's pleasurable. Plus I have a thing for dull pains, so being grabbed/kneaded/lightly punched anywhere can feel really nice during and afterwards.
I'm okay with punches but they have to be strong
>>33786109Interesting, my ex used to love when stepped on her head during doggy and pinned her down; the slut wouldn’t even fight back
>>33786111I only want a guy to punch me as hard as he can in the butt, not my stomach. My ass is the only place I have enough cushion to take that.
>>33786109>I like pressure being applied to my lower abdomen area in general when I'm horny.> a guy just using his open palm to push down a bit hardI think I can maybe empathise with this.
>>33786113That's totally different and pleasurable for different reasons. But I don't want to talk about that because I have a feeling that it'll devolve into a "lol you're submissive and like being humiliated" tangent when it's actually mostly a physical thing.
>>33786109Why are women so degenerate
>>33786117It's nice, right? It doesn't even have to be during penetration.
>>33786114That's fair, i was a bit scared since i don't really have fat on my stomach but i survived regardless but i've heard that it's not that safe to do long enough
girls, if a guy cold aproaches you, do you rather:>A. rizz and talking you up before asking for your number>B. no bullshit, straight shooter.
>>33786118>well yes but actually noShut up tranny, you’ve never had sex before
>>33786113Nta! Were you able to do penetrate her vaginally like that or no
>>33786123It should definitely not be a common thing, and honestly he should be holding back a lot. No amount of fat can save someone from long term injury if it's hard enough or frequent enough.
>>33786095>>33786109>>33786114>>33786118Damn women are stupid and weird
>>33786128Yeah when i did that i liked too much that i couldn't tell him when to stop and he had to do it himself, i couldn't go back home kek but it wasn't punches only
>>33786126>>33786132Fuck both of you. You don't deserve my effortposts.
>>33786118I think that is the hottest position but idk why would women find that pleaurabke
GirlsWhy is it acceptable for a girl to own dildos and vibrators. But if a guy owns a pocket pussy he’s a disgusting freak loser
>>33786127Is this meant to be a joke question? Yeah no shit retard, I hit her cervix wall and my balls would slap against her clit; poor thing would have violent shaking orgasms lol
>>33786132Men who like cbt and feet are stupid and weird too
Why do women activate my food drive? What's that about? I literally want to chew on them
WomenHow do you feel about the societal pressure to shave your pubes?
>>33786136Hi BlueValkyrie
>>33786141Sorry for being a virgin, mister
>>33786145Crossed wires somewhere during your development.
>>33786148I despise any kind of body hair on anyone
>>33786124Whenever I see skin that colour with that soft texture I have a violent urge to hack at it with a machete and cut her huge tits off; man I’ve seen way too many cartel and ISIS footage
>>33786140I think people who use sex toys are weird and porn brained.
>>33786139Uncomfortable positions in general forcibly stretch muscles and muscle groups I never do on my own and rarely do in general. It's uniquely tightening and makes me feel sore in ways that feel so new that it's nice in a way.
>>33786157Most women own at least a small vibrator
>>33786149Fuck you. I'm not white or racist.
>>33786163Good morning saar?
>>33786149thats JH you rookie
Noo did i reply to the weirdo?
>>33786160I wouldn't date them if I was into women. I am into men, and don't date men who watch tons of porn and use sex toys.I think part of the difference in perception is due to the fact that a lot of women struggle getting off, while fewer men do. So for women it's considered getting a little help they need to enjoy sex fully, while for men it's considered as indulgence.I still think it's fucking gross, to be clear.
>>33786170Literally have no idea who that is, unless they own a house or have a YouTube channel I don’t care
>>33786140I think that someone's openness to a partner having sex toys is directly tied to their willingness to own one themselves. I have sex toys and wouldn't mind a guy having them, too. Sex robots or full dolls are weird, though.>>33786148It's very strong. Getting bullied in highschool definitely solidified the need to always shave in my head.
>>33786140Disgusting freak loser.
>>33786172>am into men, and don't date men who watch tons of porn and use sex toys.That’s what I’m saying. Men are not allowed to have sex toys, but women are
>>33785704Why do basic White girls make everyone seethe?
>>33786145Brown cannibal instincts
>>33786175Does bv own a youtube channel?
>>33786183Why don’t you ask him? Oh wait I mean her? Ah fuck it who cares
>>33786177>I think that someone's openness to a partner having sex toys is directly tied to their willingness to own one themselves. I have sex toys and wouldn't mind a guy having them, tooEvery girl I’ve dated who saw that I had 2 pocket pussies have gotten all weird about it. The ironic this is that all of those girls had dildos at their apartment. I ended up throwing away the pocket pussies because they make it hard for me to have dates
>>33786179My brother in Christ, women are the sex toys; they are free use consumable quest items
Anons be like that sometimes
>>33785823>>33786178
Where do I find women into smut a bit too much?Is rope a big thing in womens smut still, I wanna tie women up cause I find it pretty.
>>33786179Men are allowed to have sex toys. If people were not allowed to do the things I found offputting, the world would be a much better place.
>>33786188Couldn’t they say the same thing about a man’s cock? Why do they need a silicone cock or electronic vibrator?
>>33786186I mean, I wouldn't show a guy any of my sex toys until I was already sure he was okay with them, but that does sound unfair. I would personally be fine if a guy had those fleshlights or whatever. Not so much a fan of guys who want/need some sort of penetration to get themselves off, though. Feels like something I can't or don't want to be a part of.
I'm just not interested in sex toys
2D>3D
>>33786194the girls didn’t have their dildos hidden. They were just there. One girl, she had a couple of dildos just sitting on her nightstand in clear view. Another one, I didn’t notice until I went to the bathroom and I saw she had one suctioned to the floor of her shower
>>33786170I'm happy to be seen.
>>33786193It’s more about the ethics of ‘what’ or more importantly ‘who’ is defined as a sex object, read between the lines and you shall find your answer
>>33786109Oh, i know what you mean there. Ever pressed a Hitachi magic wand in there?
>>33786199tell the beetles I said hi
I miss the party girl who who said she'd help me out by taking my v card, no girl since has been so sweet or caring
>>33786198That's disgusting. Proper maintenance and storage of sex toys is important for both the longevity of the toys and the safety of their use. Leaving a mounted one in the shower is LITERALLY nightmare fuel. 100% going to fuck you up if you don't take care of it before use again.
>>33786197How are you going to feel anything like that, do you even have 3d as an option?
>>33786203No such person existed in my time. Just women trying to get me to drink more for some reason.
>>33786201Fuck yes. I actually never even thought of it until someone ITT talked about it, now it's always part of my routine with vibes.>>33786202I'll try and get a pic of them today. Hopefully they don't get pissy and burrow again this morning.
>>33786204Sound like a fast way to give yourself yeast infection
>>33786204Red mold.
>>33785823Confused at first then i would think it's funny.
Women, will you stop being so cute when you're angry? You make me smile, and that makes you even more angry. I'm trying to take you seriously.
>>33786209Exactly. UTI's are one of those things that should totally dissuade anyone from being so neglectful of being sanitary with toys.
>>33786213I've used the same fleshlight for 6 years and I'm fine
Measuring male anon's butt progress
>>33785859How so?
>>33786210I actually culture red mold at work. S. marcescens is actually a bacteria that creates a pink pigment at room temperature. Never seen it on a toy, thank God.
>>33786204>mounted in shower is nightmare fuelWhat do you mean? Wouldn’t it be cleaner that way?Maybe this is a generational issue. Because I have noticed that Zoomer girls are too open about everything. As an example, just two days ago at work. This one zoomer girl was openly talking about some medical issues with her ovaries. Out loud, infront of female but also male colleagues. Everyone could hear her talking about her having ovarian cysts. I could not imagine me, telling the office about having varicoselles in my testicles, and how sometimes when they become inflamed, my testicles hurt. I could not imagine what would happen if I said that openly. But she’s talking about her ovaries as if it’s the same as her having a sinus headache
#notallzoomers
>>33786214Do you clean it?>>33786216I don't want to be overly fetishized. A guy who fixates on one aspect of me makes me feel less appreciated than a guy who likes me as a package.
>>33786213Have you ever been inside a woman’s bathroom? They’re 100% worse than men’s>>33786214They had flashlights 6 years ago? Damn I really am a zoomer
>>33786220Some of us actually have a life that doesn’t involve degenerate and hedonistic lifestyle choices
>>33786218>Wouldn’t it be cleaner that way?FUCK NO. Warm, moist areas are the places where bacteria and mold thrive most. Using it then leaving it in the steamy shower stall is essentially like purposefully incubating cultures you left on their. Not to mention that shower floors are already covered in other bacteria or fungi unrelated to anything the human body may usually carry incidentally. It's fucking foul.
>>33786215How’s it lookin’ back there?
Most girls have really shit moral opinions, when you dig deep enough.It's just that most people don't bother because who cares what girls think?But typical girl will be like, >a girl from that particular ethnic group once said a mean thing about me in 3rd grade>that's why I now support the genocide of her whole people. TEE, HEE, HEE, HEE, HEE, aim i NOT cute?
>>33786217Hey Macarena
>>33786215fuck you, im insecure about it enough as is. just sticks out here
>>33786222My bathroom is fucking spotless. I take cleanliness seriously.
>>33786226>actively listening to a womanThere’s your problem kiddo
>>33786225There's still some space for improvement>>33786228Sounds like a nice thrusting figure anon, don't be sad about it
>>33786212ikr
>>33786208I've shown at least 2 people this.>>33786217If I recall you only can get red mold on porous toys.
>>33786229Yet you have a potty mouth.
>>33786229Clean my bathroom please my beard hairs are all over the sink
>>33786212No, I'm sadly cute always.>>33786226Most people have fairly uninteresting moral opinions.
>>33786232eww
>>33786226Sounds like most atoga moids. They have really good "pattern recognition" dontchano.
>>33786221Well duh
>>33786232Yes quite purposefully
>>33786218You guys freak out when I mention a little ball bleed.
>>33786109Thanks for posting this, femanonIt actually explains some of my female friend's behavior when she was drunk and having me slap her abs
>>33786237What is this reaction
>>33786239NTA but if I told you to go fuck yourself would you actually do it lmao
>>33786240girls love it when you give attention to other women, shows your worth and all that
>>33786242What about me...
>>33786233Porous toys are more likely to hold and nurture any sort of bacteria, but no. S. marcescens is a hardy bacteria that thrives within a relatively decent temperature range. It can grow on sheer surfaces.>>33786234Yeh. What about it, fucknut?>>33786239Men fuck this then call me out for wanting weird dildo shapes like knots and flared heads.>>33786242Idk if that's what she was looking for, but I can believe it could've been partially just to have a guy touch her.
>>33786244No, it's a mess to clean. Walls are too thick so you can't turn it over plus you need to dry it, apply powder
>>33786238Spotting predators have kept men alive since the dawn of time, nothing had changed
>>33786243Disgust.
>>33786251But why
what's the best place to meet girls with big breasts?>ie: obviously not at a running club
>>33786248It's just a hole anon, the round ball at the end is there to create low pressure as you first fill it, then pull out, hence the term suction witchNothing weird about it, knots are way more freaky. Here it's just physics
The problem with you incels, even if you get a gf, you will be so invisible to other women, that she will notice and get the ICK.Women want their men to be admired by other women.
>>33786246This. Whenever I have a gf literally feels like I’m in a spotlight and every woman notices me, I’m convinced we were all meant to have harems and women are hive mind complex
>>33786253Anon it's geneticsWhat's the best spot to meet tall men
>>33786252Because it's disgusting. IDK what's there to explain.
>>33786249For a second I thought you were talking about fixing cars bro damn
>>33786253What average to small tits?
>>33786260You're disgusted by short girls?
>>33786263girls that come up to my hips? yes, massively
>>33786248It's unladylike to swear. If you care about cleanliness, you should also care about not swearing.
>>33786255Active camouflage works better than passive camouflage
>>33786264Would you beat them up
>>33786267no I would set them up with my shorter friends
>>33786246>>33786256Girls love when other girls give you attention, that shows your worth. But if you show these girls attention in return, your gf will think that the attention you give her isn't that valuable or special.
>>33786247Come hang out with me then!>>33786248>Idk if that's what she was looking for, but I can believe it could've been partially just to have a guy touch her.Yeah I think so, she's in a LDR studying abroad at my uni and seems touch-starved, especially when drunk. I mentioned her a couple threads ago >>33781969 if she liked me but I think she's a bit wiser while sober. We talked about rewatching Chainsaw Man together a few times before the movie comes out but now she's like "Oh I wanna watch it with Korean subs so let's watch it separately, tell me where you're at though"
>>33786140>Why is it acceptable for a girl to own dildos and vibrators. But if a guy owns a pocket pussy he’s a disgusting freak loserBecause women don't use sex toys as a substitute for sex, they use them as a complement to sex.
>>33786268Okay
>>33786248>Men fuck this then call me out for wanting weird dildo shapes like knots and flared headsI never judge anyone masturbation habits. It is a serious subject, you can't injur yourself doing things with interesting toys incorrectly and toys intrigue the material science part of my brain.
>>33786269I usually find the opinions you guys post weird but this is kind of true. It's flattering if my husband gets attention from women but only because I know he doesn't pay any attention to them. I still don't like it and wish I could lock him in my basement.
>>33786265https://voca.ro/11ut6keeEqOo
>>33786269Yes this is the women fallacy and justifies why they’re not as important as you think, just because it has a hole doesn’t mean it can’t still fuck you over
Women, thoughts on glowing boobs?
>>33786268not interested in short girls and they all want tall guys. only tall guys obsess over 5'0 girls. it does nothing for me.
>>33786274Cringe, simps will do anything for a crumb of pussy; I bet he couldn’t survive alone in the wild for even a day
>>33786277No, that is very creepy plus light can already travel enough anyway
>>33786255So, your saying incels and femcels should be valid for assisted suicide. If so, based.
>>33786277This is the most Thailand shit ever
>>33786279He does just fine, anon :)
When men say they enjoy horse girls they're talking about cuties running or dancing with weird earsWhen women talk about horseboys they're thinking about horsecockWe live in a society
>>33786278>only tall guys obsess over 5'0 girls. it does nothing for me.I'm part of a volleyball team and none of us go after short girls. They don't have athletic bodies.
>>33786280Just imagine killing a prostitute by hacking her tits and sending 100V straight into her heart
>>33786286I like umas, but... I could definitely fuck a centaur woman.
>>33786287Short girls can look fit...
>>33786285>astroturfing her fake husbandSave it we all know he isn’t real
>>33786292I don't know why it's so important to you to believe that people are as unhappy as you are.
>>33786291being thin is not the same as being athleticathleticism in almost all sports requires heightI'm not into gymnasts
>>33786287same, short girls are neither athletic nor elegant
>>33786293I’ve managed to find the secret to life and watching the rest of you playing catch up is absolutely hilarious
>>33786295Lesser men have been deemed able bodied sailors
>>33786294Alright maybe you're right, screw my gnome life>>33786295>nor elegantHold it, i don't 100% agree with this
>>33786295>short girls are neither athletic nor elegantHow tall is the average olympic gymnast?
>>33786286I'll concede that for women a pretty face is not as important and that monsterfucking is a feminine fetish.
>>33786295>No elegant I disagree on this part, they can be, just usually they aren't the personality type that.
>>33786300gymnasts are built like a stone mason,it's not attractive>>33786298short girls don't look elegant because they are always standing near people who tower over them, so it looks like shit,they could look elegant standing next to people of proportional dimensions
My neighbours kids are pissing me off by being noisy again, I’m going to invite a girl over to my place and have violently loud sex with them tomorrow; yes that’ll show em for being young and happy
>>33786304NTA. While everyone can be elegant, tall and skinny women have an easier time. Especially if they're flat chested.My friend looks elegant in outfits that would make me look like a prostitute.
>>33786309whatever motivates you to getting a gf, anon
>>33786304no they are usually clumsy, but it's also hard to look element being a gnome in a land of giants
>>33786309imagine being this person
>>33786309You couldn't fuck a girl unless she literally fell on your dick.
>>33786308If the movement are gentle enough and some parts of them are thin enough it can balance it out, tall people can also look groggy if they don't hold themselves right
>>33786303>human male: British >human female: Nigger Who makes this shit up honestly
>>33786286>When men say they enjoy horse girls they're talking about cuties running or dancing with weird earswho the fuck said this? Horse girls refers to women who ride horses. Its the pants.my neighbor has horses and fuck she looks good
>>33786303>for women a pretty face is not as importantThis is very false.
Girls with some curves can still be elegant
>>33786287non volleyball tall guys do. all my friends date short girls.
>>33786321I wish
>>33786325It's true.
>>33786327show me one example that doesn't actually just look vulgar and plump
>>33786320Definitely not as important as for men. Women are more tolerant of ugly faces.
>>33786328So you actually love being an Indian
>>33786313>>33786311He used to spam CP on 4chan
>>33786330I don't really follow girls online i'm not sure sorry but it's not always vulgar and when it comes to some stuff you just have to avoid giggle and this is a technique that amplifies your gracefulness by 200%
>>33786310Flatter women are really pretty.>>33786310I think we have different meaning of elegant if the outfits would make you look like a prostitute. Then again it isn't the first time adult/sexy gets called elegant in here but I suppose its more about fit with that stuff.
>>33786335but flat girls can laugh and still be elegant, it's not fair
>>33785577Girls, am I right for going off here? >>33786324Isn’t it ridiculous how theres so many guys who see you as some mysterious otherworldly being? I swear, im not trying to be a pick me guy or white knight suck up, but genuinely I see people who think like the OP i was responding to, all the time… It makes me disappointed in my sex.
>>33786317>not posting the GOAT horse girl pic
>>33786317I too also like this kinda horse girl.Horse girl or cat girl I like them all.
>>33786331I disagree. I'd say it's about as important. It's not a death sentence to not have a good looking face for either gender, but both men and women really value it in a partner.>>33786336>I think we have different meaning of elegant if the outfits would make you look like a prostitute.She can wear things that are tight, or short, or show cleavage and still look very elegant. It is 100% the fit and the flow of the clothes, not the clothes themselves.
>>33786341butt too bigshe's too fathorse girls are supposed to be elegant and sleek. Here lets include JH representation too
>>33786339Just because there may be some exceptions it doesn't mean that you are vulgar looking, stay strong soldier
>>33786321Definitely.
>>33786308The fact that you don't like extremely athletic short girls doesn't mean that short girls can't be athletic, anon.
Sometimes atoga feels like a dog kennel.
>>33786345Soneone once told me a good horse rider for women means they are lean, ruse and kinda gay just like good women sportbike riders.
>>33786348I've just accepted that I can either look massive or whorish, which means I just stay home but thanks for the heads up
>>33786351Yes. Pet me and bring me food.
>>33786330It's not about what body shape you have, it's about how you move and carry yourself.
>>33786356That is not how I meant it...But I am hangover and too lazy anyway.
>>33786345>butt too bigIt's the perfect size.>JH representation tooOh, you're that simp.
>>33786351How do you know what being in a dog kennel feels like?
https://youtu.be/oaFEkmjnSGE
>>33786257>Anon it's geneticssure but , with tall men you know you can go watch all the tall guy sports games, like basquetball or volley, or handball . With big tits there's no such thing, as far as I know.>>33786262any really
>>33786360I have seen it in video games.
>>33786345>butt too big>lets include JH representation too
>>33786350>doesn't mean that short girls can't be athletic, anonathleticism is a pretty objective measure, the Olympics exist for a reason
>>33785673No. Why can't we just fuck outside? That cures everything.
>>33786361Good song ;)
>>33786359nah, I just want to get her a bit upset by posting women with small tits.and its funny you calling anyone a simp and posting coombait.Horsegirls are supposed to be elegant and sleek, you're just pornbrained
>>33786363Okay, you find them crying in clothing shops
>>33786371this
>>33786366>it doesn't count if you're not one of the worlds top elite
>>33786340>Girls, am I right for going off here?Yes.
>>33786257>What's the best spot to meet tall menAtoga, from my experience.
>>33786375oh do cry me a river, because I don't consider literally mosquito women attractivefuck off
My moid won't eat my apple pie
>>33786379Are you submissive
>>33786351Imagine that medieval peasants living in mud and straw huts were instantly transported to Rome and saw what a more advanced civilization could accomplish with great Cathedrals and Colosseums, only then to bare witness to it’s collapse and seemingly impossible disappearance from history; right now this is where you are.
>>33786345>>33786365If you want to talk about me and horses today, the word "cock" needs to be in there somewhere. It's an unabashedly horny day, no bullying allowed.
>>33786382no
>>33786379>>33786366>>33786308NTAsYou might be one of the lowest IQ anons in this general's history.Or a really bad troll.Potentially both.
>>33786365She has never posted a body pic, so the simps are projecting whatever they want to believe about her.
>>33785591No. I don't want butt smacks. I want kiss attacks from him.
>>33786358Then I'll lay against you till you feel better.
>>33786384Noone mentioned your horsecock addiction at all. You're literally the first one who mentioned horsecocks in this conversation
>>33786387no, I just have a preference and you're not respecting it because you expect every man ITT to grovel at your feet
>>33786381Why not?I'm assuming he's saving his appetite for later when he's in a better mindstate to properly enjoy your pie.
>>33786384>s an unabashedly horny dayTrue, I my balls are always exceptionally loaded and need more release on days I have a hangover.
>>33786388>She has never posted a body picShe has talked about her body type and proportions extensively. She's short and on the thicker side, pear shaped, flat chest.
>>33786340>Isn’t it ridiculous how theres so many guys who see you as some mysterious otherworldly being?No, I see you as a faggot. Imagine wanting to have sex with men, yuck. How the fuck are you into that gayshit, ew.
>>33786381Next time make mock apple pie to be rude to them.
How can same girls be single so long.... It boggles the mind
>>33786393Reading comprehension is lacking.
>>33786394Nta but it would take you an entire hour to reach the ground like that t b h
>>33786394None of that has any relevance, low IQ tard.
>>33786388It gets so much worse the more I lurk, pajeets are so creepy
I love being tall so much that I'll marry a midget woman so that I will condemn my sons to an inferior height, said no man ever.
>>33786384>It's an unabashedly horny dayNot for me.
>>33786391The only thing that helps is sex during these trying times.See >>33786396.Dangerous shit.
>>33786401go schlick and then come back, you're losing your mindI used that image because the girl was brown and her tits are small
>>33786371When I was in college it was either the library, local strip mall, or dorm common room.Still mad at one for sitting in on my friends and I while we were having movie night and crying the whole damn time. We didn't lnow them.
>>33786393I know, that's why I mentioned it. Because that's the only context I should be included in the conversation for. Can you read?>>33786396Let's not make today about your balls.
>>33785802>I just understandYou understand far less than you think you do.Every so often reassess your previous conclusions and question your decisions.Making a decision and blindly sticking to it for years can be a terrible waste.
>>33786395I want him to eat it now
>>33786406>be average height>men 5'6" to 6'9" asked me outLife is nice
>>33786408Stick around and that'll change.
>>33786400Men can do everything right on paper and be single for life.
>>33786414>Making a decision and blindly sticking to it for years can be a terrible waste.Like staying loyal to your wife, lol?
I want to put my penis in something
>>33786406Short women can still survive by having average height kids with tall men
>>33785823'sfineShit happens. I'd take of it and her.
>>33786413Girlie you are funny.
>>33786423there's nothing more sad than a father who's sons are shorter than him
>>33786421
>>33786415Tiresome petty demanding foid. Although you did make him an apple pie, so you're sweet too.
>>33786428NTAIt's kind of funny how I am by far the tallest guy in my family.
>>33786413NTA, but ball anon needs to get up and move around or he will get ball bleed from sitting in one spot too long.
>>33786428Also! Short women might be short just because they didn't grow in height enough, it's possible that it's not genetic
>>33786429That would be extremely painful
>>33785886Her features are attractive but not extraordinary, so no.It's her actions in the video that are charming and appealing.Again, not extraordinarily so, but I get it.
>>33786425I wasn't trying to be.>>33786429If men came like this, I wonder how society would've developed differently.
>>33786418Does horniness come in wave or periods to you, or are you constantly revved to the max?
>>33786433Is that a thing?
>>33786438I know.
>meet up with chinese girl for "language practice">ask her if she wants to go on a proper date next week>she says yes >ask her if shes looking for a boyfriend>"no">says shes just looking for language practice>think okay its joever>go home>she texts me "when are we going to the restaurant next week?"is she interested or not?Im betting no
>>33786439It obvs fluctuates, but it's probably a product of a number of factors. Mood, cycle, weather, stress, context of the day before and the day ahead, etc. I didn't go to bed expecting to wake up at 100%, but here we are.
>>33786444Chinese women tend to be autistic like that.
>>33786444I don't think she wants to date you
>>33786444she just told you flatly what she wants. are you retarded
>>33786448yes but I also told her what I want, yet she texts me about the "date" thats kind of on her being stupid
>>33786421>I want to put my penis in somethingNSFW images not permitted, so just imagine I'm posting a picture of a vagina with teeth.
>>33786449no, it's on you
>>33786450Vaginas should have teeth one way so you could never pull out
>>33786400>How can same girls be single so long....There are no men worth dating.
>>33786445So maybe you can understand that it's not that kind of day for me.Ah, I shouldn't even be taking to you. I should turn off my computer and go do something productive.
>>33786435You're a big guy...
>>33786452should they be flat and broad or sharp and needle-like
>>33786381>My moid won't eat my apple pieActual apple pie, or is this some kind of oral sex reference?
>>33786454That's fine. I can maybe offload some of my horniness onto you so I can actually do some work today.
>>33786450https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
>>33786400I wouldn't say I was single super long but I was single for about a year and half.I dated a little but it didn't work out.
Would a girl die you lift her while choking her?
>>33786457Actual apple pie. He does eat pussy but he won't eat my apple pie
its always women's fault
>>33786464Would you prefer it the other way around?
>>33786463Maybe I'd die from orgasming too hard, sure.
>>33786459Yes, but if I'd used the Latin phrase, 70% of men on this thread wouldn't have known what I meant.
>>33786453this. i was single for 2 years, 1 full year of no dates at all because i realized dating is pointless. i have a boyfriend now, but he goes above and beyond for me if we compare him to the average moid.
>>33786464Well, are you using the right kind of apples? Bramley, or something like that?
>>33786463>Would a girl die if I hang herYes, anon.
>>33786459I would NOT pull out today.
>>33786468That's why I provided the wikipedia article.>Implying anyone actually read itYou're right. That was pointless.
what if you have a one night stand with a girl way out of your league and she says choke me and she keeps saying harder and she dies and then the police come in and because she's so hot nobody believes your story
>>33786474Maybe little raises every now and then are enough then
>>33786466I would prefer both>>33786470Normal apples
>>33786478Your story still makes you a murderer.
>>33786381I wish someone would call me their moid
>>33786444Rule of the jungle>if its not a hell yeah, its a hell no
>>33786450Vaginas should have tentacles in them
>>33786483Yeah and then you would refuse to eat their apple pie
>>33786478I think it happened sometimes, or it surely happened with people that do it on themselves
>>33786478Can't you just sqeeze the sides of her neck instead? That shouldn't kill her.
If your dick isn't hard enough to withstand a little vaginodental threshing you probably weren't that attracted to her anyway so it's fair.
>>33786491Never had apple pie, it sounds good
Apple pie foid is annoying in a weirdly endearing way. What is this?
My dick's horni has bedn quwnched for an hour.
>>33786478this happens and you go to jail
>>33786499No and you are just horny.
>Coyote kills the woman and her daughter but marries the other young woman, after knocking out the teeth in her vagina "except for one blunt tooth that was very thrilling when making love".
>>33786507Am not.
>>33786496I think they get off on the near death experience, choking the sides wouldnt do it for them
>>33786513More lies...
>>33786478That is manslaughter I think
>>33786517Believe what you want to believe.
My voice is so rough after a night of drinking...
>>33786515They probably want the guy to be dominant and assertive so pulling her hair instead might work.
>a sharp-toothed demon hid inside the vagina of a young woman>the woman sought help from a blacksmith who fashioned an iron phallus to break the demon's teeth
>>33786509Wat?
Having a 3h bath today desu.
>>33786532Wat??
>>33786535damn bitch how dirty are you
>>33786540>>33786535kek
Ladies just wanted to poll your general thoughts on male pubic hair, chest hair, male body hair in general
>>33786543For security reasons my feelings on those things must remain hidden for the time being..
>>33786543No, no, noSmooth bare body is the best and most kissable
>>33786543I don't dig it. Chest and back especially, I like them soft and clean. I don't expect a man to shave or anything, but I like that my moid is smooth.Pubes are fine, just trim.
>>33786518Mans laughter.>>33786549You are right i should shave again.
Men, thoughts on a woman who got stoned and then watched an entire movie on mute crying and thinking I got deaf
>these myths express the threat sexual intercourse poses for men who, although entering triumphantly, always leave diminishedThis article is so funny. Sorry for spamming, I was impelled to share my mirth.
>>33786552<3
>>33786553Sounds like she's going to think that men are raping her when they aren't
>>33786543leave the hair, please. i don't like a fully hairy moid but i hate when a semi hairy moid shaves it
if this hot girl rejects me Im legally owed sex by at least a 7/10 to make up for the lost effort
>>33786543A little bit is fine. I don't particularly like smooth or excessively hairy
>>33786562bro LOVES to make up things to be mad about
passports should include your attractiveness on a scale from 1 to 10
>>33786564>a 7/10Okay, but it'll be a man
>>33786553Must have felt distressing. Glad it was just a misunderstanding and she's okay.I was once reading in bed with one eye closed and then when I walked to the bathroom I thought I had gone blind on the eye that was just less adjusted to low light vision.
>>33786540You have no idea.And it's the type of dirty washing only makes worse.
>>33786563How does that make sense?
>>33786584>And it's the type of dirty washing only makes worse.Please explain.
>>33786553Avoid avoid avoidPULL UPPULL UPPULL UP
>>33786589My thoughts, my kinks, how dominant I am during sex.And I guess also how hard I can sweat.
I miss my friend I used to game with.Our friendship has devolved into occasional snapping, and he’s changed a lot.What do you do in a situation where you just feel like an old friend is avoiding you?
>>33786597accept it and move on
>>33786597It's pretty normal to stop being as close to some people as you grow old, anon. It doesn't mean they're avoiding you.
>>33786553Where I live we say "dumb fucks well".
>>33786596Ah. I'm slow.
>>33786597Give up and move on. I've had to do this a bit. Life just gets there and you are alone because after a while even if you put effort most WON'T and if they continue to disappoint you more than even acquaintances from work then they are dead.
>>33786597Suggest things to do together.
>>33786562What? Why?>>33786581>Must have felt distressingIt did>>33786603Rude
>>33786597Give them some space. Call them back next year.
>>33786604Are you a hot girl?
>>33786609>RudeI don't think it was meant as rude. NTA.
>>33786609>RudeNow I wanna plap her even more...
>>33786613... yeah, sure, whatever
>>33786620Why the long face, buddy?
>>33786585i don't like men who are so hairy that they look like sasquatch, but i like body hair otherwise. not hard to understand
>>33786563So you want it trimmed and maintained?
women, is it true?
Good morning
>>33786553You aint the sharpest hoe in the shed
>>33786553>woman who got stonedew
>>33785591Yea
>>33785591I cook.
>>33785611That's not true
>>33786632I'm not sure I can confirm that's how Pablo Picasso feels.
>>33786449No. You are the retard. She said she wants to practice language. You talk over food too.
Please do not make it weird...
I sucked his dick and now he doesn't reply anymore
>>33786553>thoughts on a woman who got stoned and then watched an entire movie on mute crying and thinking I got deafThat is VERY stoned. You should probably consider psychedelics instead, they're much less habit-forming
>>33786656What are you talking about
@33786660If you suck mine I'll give a (You)
>>33786663Just... don't. Please?
>>33786532That was her story for why she owned a dildo, was it?
>>33786667You want to get lifted in the air as I choke you?
>>33786543Trim. No shave. Also condition.
>>33786668But it was made of iron! By a blacksmith.
Do women even like hairy men?
why do women love sharing with me that they have allergies or other embarrassing medical conditions
>>33786669Cringe.You can't anyway, manlet.
>>33786676Some do. We have different tastes.
ManonsThoughts on a girl asking if she can record when you take her virginity?
>>33786683Lmao, I had this happen, it was weird
>>33786683Id accept it if I can get a copy
>>33786656No I will. I need the most unhinged smut brain rotted woman you can find in a b&n Starbucks.
>>33786676Would you want to kiss a bearded man? Men hair is different
>>33786481>Normal applesOh dear, oh dear. (shakes head despairingly) Are you American, by any chance? You can't use the same kinds of apples that you use for eating raw. Cooking apples have a much stronger, more sour flavour, that doesn't taste very good on its own, but is deliciously strong and apple-y when cooked with some added sugar.Bramley is a good variety of apple for cooking. Also, tell us about your pasty-making technique.
>>33786459Need a Menmendas without the spikesJust cleave me in two with sheer force
>>33786683Ew, but ok.
>>33786683Not for me.
>>33786678I thought that mentioning my weird medical stuff makes me more approachable?
>>33786685How did it go
>>33786673Plenty of women use glass dildos. They don't have to be soft.
>>33786696No it makes most women sound like they are needy.
>>33786696it just makes the conversation weirdI had a girl tell me she had irritable bowels syndromejust made me imagine her shitting herselfdont mention that shit until you absolutely have to
>>33786690nta but she probably used macintosh, which is ok for pies. hopefully she didn't use red delicious, if she did i can see why no one wants to eat it. americans have different varieties of apples than euros
>>33786701>>33786702So like showing off my gimpy wrist from a fall and stuff like that just makes me creepy?
>>33786705a gimpy wrist or some other 'cool' weird thing is finebut not embarrassing shitno man wants to know that you shit yourself easily or frequently have diarrhea
>>33786702For me it was one saying that they have frequent yeast infections and have had to go on lithium for their mental health before.She never actually dated ke and ended up going back to her ex before anything even started so...
>>33786702ibs is something you have to tell the person you are dating right away because the likelihood that you are going to spend a half hour shitting your brains out after a dinner date is pretty high.if you are too prissy to even converse about it then you aren't someone an ibs-sufferer would want to date
Sorry for being too nice, women. I will be a Dark Triad Aura Rizzler now.
>>33786700Oh, I know. But nobody has a dildo made out of forged iron.Or do they?
>>33786683>Thoughts on a girl asking if she can record when you take her virginity?I'm not wild about ending up on the Internet. Also wondering how many other guys are now on the Internet because you told them the same thing. Even taken at face value, this is not a request that makes sense. Nothing about your first time is ever special. You'll be nervous and awkward and embarrassed and saying "oh shit, sorry!" every two minutes, occasionally hitting me in the face with your elbow, and nearly giving me a penile fracture because you got carried away in cowgirl position. You don't want a permanent record of that.
On all levels except physical I am a Chad.
>>33786697She kinda just pulled her phone out midway and recorded my cock going in and out of her. Might’ve been hot if I was prepared, but it felt weird
>>33786709its a fact of life buddy. if you live with someone who has ibs you are living with someone who might shit themselves. they are filtering you out by telling you and seeing your reaction
>>33786704>she probably used macintosh, which is ok for piesYou take that back!
>>33786709Well where's the line between cool and gross? I have a dent in my shin from running into bleachers. It's like a dark little patch where you can kind of stick your finger into my bone, I think it's cool.
On all levels except physical I am a bombshell.
>>33786714Eh, needs must.
>>33786689No, because I'm not gay.
Imagine being literally gay lmao. Could neva be me. Women are just too beautiful. I want to ask them what they think about skinny, bald, hairy, pale guys with great big balloon heads.
>>33786718NTA, but this is part of why I ask guys to leave their phones out of the room. Afraid of randomly being recorded secretly.
>>33786722would you let me rub my dick over that spot if we got close
>two hours awake, already horny for the second timeNo woman could ever keep up...
>>33786718I was thinking about resting the camera somewhere
>>33786723You drop into my life and everything goes to pieces?
>>33786729Weird, but sure. My bf asked if he could cum on the one tiny tattoo I have on my lower back, and I reluctantly let him. It seems guys just like having something to point at with their dicks.
>>33786730actually i had a friend who dated a nymphomaniacsaid it was awfulbecause women dont empty out she would want sex unrealistic amount of times in a dayhis dick would hurt after 4 times
>>33786732Yeah
>>33786730oh, sweet summer child
you hiding an undesirable fact about yourself doesnt make that fact go awayit just makes it more annoying when they find out later, and possibly more painful if they decide to leave you for it.inautheticity leads to miserable unhappy partnerships that you have the full power to avoid.
>>33786730Fuck off. I've been keeping busy with work specifically because the moment I stop having something to monitor, I'd feel compelled to schlick in my office.
>>33786718>She kinda just pulled her phone out midway and recorded my cock going in and out of herWhat the actual fuck?! I'm not a violent person, but if a woman did that to me I would snatch the phone out of her hand and erase it. Jesus, consent goes both ways....
>>33786737I keep secrets, ese
>>33786730>No woman could ever keep up...You haven't met very many women, have you?
>>33786737This.
>>33786743likely has a small dick
>>33786734Where do you find that because 4 times a day isn't enough for me as a man.
>>33786734>unrealistic amount of times in a dayNo such thing.Two times is the absolute bare minimum, 5 to 6 times a good high.He was fucking weak.>>33786743>>33786736They're too rare.>>33786737>inautheticityAt least you tried, girlie.
after dating a lot of women you learn things about yourselffor example Ive noticed that if a girl says she doesnt care about fashion or only buys basic shit at basic stores to wear it gives me an ickof course, unlike women, id still fuck someone who gives me the ick but i wouldnt ever want to be serious with them
Genders, when is it a good time to bring up a health issue to the person you're dating?
>>33786754F. Depends on how invalidating they are. For me, second date.
>>33786752>id still fuck someone who gives me the ick but i wouldnt ever want to be serious with themMoids in a nutshell.
>>33786754Whenever it's relevant. If you have a limp, of course it's expected to address it immediately, for example.
>>33786757NtaIt's natural wanting to fuck hot people
I want to at least once in my life fuck a gothic lolita girl how do I make my dream a reality?also interesting observation: japanese girls dating profiles have really mild dreamslike: my dream is to be a dogbreeder my dream is to visit australia. my dream is to eat mango icecreamwhy are their dreams so achievable?
>>33786752Shit like this is why I compulsively imagine every man I meet having a loose sloppy butthole
>>33786731That would be much better. Tell your partner before you do it
>>33786754>Genders, when is it a good time to bring up a health issue to the person you're dating?It depends what it is. But on the whole it's usually good to be upfront about stuff. Someone either has a problem with it or they don't; if they don't, it doesn't matter, and if they do, it wasn't going to work out anyway, and the sooner you bring it up, the less time you waste. I guess the more minor it is, the longer you can leave it; but something major you need to mention soon.
>>33786762it must pain you to know that I have an extremely tight butthole then, I could crack a wallnut with it
>>33786760He literally just says he fucks people who give him the ick. That's the opposite of "hot".
>>33786766>I could crack a wallnut with itIt's a little disturbing that you're in a position to know that.
>>33786759A limp is obvious and I see no particular need for that to be addressed with any urgency. But if you arrive on the first date with a plaster cast, yeah I'm going to ask you what happened there.
>>33786763Of course, just wanted to see how it's received
You like boyfriend who is a hung pastry chef but he gets you fat? He just makes you big fat?
>>33786766You are a man who brags about his butthole online, there's no chance it wouldn't accidentally swallow a whole human foot through your pants if you slipped and fell
>>33786761I know that feeling but they are bpd usually.
>>33786768Not really.
>>33786766Hardass
>>33786772For a more personal example, I mention early on to guys I'm seeing that I have a chronic issue that makes me need to get up to pee often. It comes up during movies or long dinner dates naturally.
How do i make a bed creaky on purpose?
>>33786780Hopefully not in bed
>>33786783Unfortunately, yes.
>>33786780Yeah, no sense in hiding that.
>>33786777thats okay I am a BPD connoisseur
I remembered that time I got very ill and was devastated because I thought no man would ever marry a disabled girl. I made a full recovery tho
>>33786785It's tough, because it's related to being sexually assaulted when I was young, so when a guy asks follow up questions I feel like I need to be honest rather than be vague or lie.
ladies what do you think of a man if all you have to go on is that he likes jazz?
>>33786789Sounds neutral.
>>33785591I slapped dat ass until one day she told me to stop and I did and then she broke up
>>33786789That he's going to be well dressed and a little odd.
>>33786780Definitely good to bring that up, otherwise I'll be thinking "Am I being scary?">>33786788I think if you just said "Do you mind if we don't talk about it?" I would respect your wishes.
>>33786757Really activates the almonds.>>33778538>would smash but not date (i don't like some of his views/things he's said. but i do like his body)
>>33786788I can see how that doesn't necessarily feel appropriate for an early date.
>>33786789I don't date bees. Jk I think jazz is interesting but I need to know more about him as a person to form an opinion
Women, how is it that you want a man to be well dressed, while also not looking gay? How does one make the distinction between?
Are Hawaiian shirts good fashion?theres a lot of variation in their quality but I got some really nice Hawaiian shirts
>>33786799gay clothing is usually very revealingwell dressed isnt
GendersDid you ever had sex in a car?
Do shit tests essentially not exist when I'm dating down? I never thought I'd be in a relationship for less than a year because it was always me in the driver's seat and I never felt challenged. I had thought the girls were at my attractiveness but after my most recent bombshell gf I realized they're much less attractive than me and I finally know how shit tests feel. It's like I'm just figuring out dating for the first time. Honestly it's annoying as fuck for a woman to obsess over you but this time I was the obsesser and holy fuck I knew I was fucking up the whole time but my emotions got the best of me. How do I get over this ladies? Do you only shit test your looks match or lower?
>>33786799Gay clothing is effeminate in fit and often revealing.Being well dressed doesn't have to be gay.>>33786800I wouldn't generally say so, but thay can be.
I’ll never understand women. I was talking on the phone to a woman from down at the campaign office and she told me my raped dick is luxury chinese. I don’t know what the fuck kind of comment that is.
>>33786804>Do shit tests essentially not exist when I'm dating down?not in my experienceif anything, unattractive women usually give me more shittests
>>33786794>Do you mind if we don't talk about it?That won't come across as dismissive or make it seem like a bigger issue?>>33786803F, yes.
all the wisdom I have acquired from years of /atoga/ involvement will be put on the test this sunday
>>33786806What
>>33786803F. Only oral sex.
GirlsWhy do married women love getting sexualized by men other than their husband? If a woman dressed is a sexual way, that must be for attention. Is that a sign she doesn’t truly love her husband?
>>33786810>I won’t be hereSad
>>33786809>That won't come across as dismissive or make it seem like a bigger issue?Not if you've said what the issue is. I get that certain medical things are embarrassing to talk about.
>>33786810Good luck
>>33786784That is just sad.>>33786786You better have a really good inc9ne as well desu. You will be paying for bpd impulsive depression spending and no she won't check sizes for brand she ordered and you might not be able to return the dress and have to organize selling those for her.
>>33786814>If a woman dressed is a sexual way, that must be for attention.I dress to feel pretty and feel good in my skin, primarily. My husband likes that I feel pretty and look good, he doesn't want me to look bad when I leave the house without him or something.
Would you ever date a girl who was wheezy less than sneezy?
>>33786818Income sorry. Typing at work.
>>33786820my standards are so low id date almost anything thats physically attractive
>>33786814Too dumb. What is sexual really depends on the individual. You come off as incel so I assume a woman being outside is being sexual
>>33786802>>33786805Is well dressed for you just a dress shirt and pants?
I envy men so much sometimes, you can just stroke your penis and cum, wrap it around stuff and cum you can feel pleasure so easily by yourself i hate you so much
>>33786803FNo, virgin
>>33786814What's a sexual way of dressing? See-through lingerie?
Women look at me with disgust.
>>33786600>>33786605>>33786607>>33786610Unfortunately I think you may be right. Basically the past year and a half we haven’t been able to play because of my Internet. Over the past 6 months or so I got new Internet, and he kept telling me “soon”, and “soon” was like an hour and a half divided between 2 days this week. On a day earlier this week I couldn’t get on right away, so I got on an hour after he hit me up and hit me with “aww buddy, we were just getting off.”The other day we hung out for like an hour, I had to go and come back for an hour and when I got back on, I asked “You still on DayZ?”>”I’m playing another game.”Not “You wanna voice chat?” Or “Come check it out.” Or anything.
>>33786827how about i wrap it around your neck and tug, huh? what then?
>>33786827Previous in the thread, try the Hitachi magic wand on tummy trick. You need to find the right spot but...
>if I find her attractive it must be because she's a slut!Why do moids have to defile everything they look at
>>33786804To this day I don't understand what a shit test is. When I ask men to explain an opinion they tried to express subtly they call that a shit test.
>>33786832How>>33786833No i am not interested in toys but thank you i will just suffer
>>33786804people either shit test or they don'tit has nothing to do with attractiveness and everything to do with being manipulative and too cowardly to leave at the first sign of disrespect
>>33786835do you not have google where you live
>>33786831From his perspective you sound pretty flaky.
>>33786229so you can lick the toilet>>33786787you're wrong. you are loved and don't even know it
>>33786831You wanna fuck him?
>>33786835shit tests are when you figure out a moid is hiding a dealbreaker (like being maga conservative) ime
>>33786825No, I was mostly thinking of men who dress in a way that shows they put thought into the way they look. For example, I had a crush on a guy who'd always wear these really cute vintage colorful sweaters that he mended himself and I thought he looked lovely.
>>33786838>A shit-test is a social challenge to test and assess the target's character, social skills, and confidenceSo that scenario I mentioned is the correct definition after all? Asking a man's honest opinion is a shit test?
shit tests only happen to liars and fakes the same way only cheaters care about phone privacy.
Are you now or have you ever been a member of AntiFa?
>>33786850antifa isn't an organization and anyone who thinks it is, is a fox news piss drinking retard
>>33786850Least obvious glowie?
gm mfsstate genderstate your GRAND PLAN to make """today""" better than>yesterday>>33785596yo who is saving my posts??
>>33786835Setting up a temptation to test his reaction.Example, ask a loaded question to see if he will answer "correctly", or ask one of your girl friends to make moves on him to see if he will stray. Men tend to not appreciate that kind of thing.Not sure how that applies to your situation.
>>33786852They literally interviewed a former Antifa member talking about becoming disillusioned with the organisation's murderous violence.
Tailgating is small dick behavior
>Join group chat for a university society because I'm determined to make more friends this year>Immediately people start making fun of me after I do nothingI fucking hate this shit. How much of a social reject do I need to be for a bunch of literal nerds who do not know me to identify me as a target?
>>33786850>>33786849
>>33786839The day I had to leave for an hour, he took 30 minutes to get on the game, then told me not to log in yet because my character was starving, so I sat around for another 30 minutes while he and the other friend ran around (I assume trying to find food.). So I sat there for an hour doing nothing.
>>33786850No, my TERF membership takes up all my free time
>>33786846yes, you are not supposed to test a man's character before you date him, that's manipulative! and if he turns out to be a bad guy who beats you, well that's your fault too
I have a female student (university, I'm her professor ) flirting with me and asking me to dinner multiple times, she's either joking or really wants me, I'm open to it this semester, but I want to hold onto this job at least for a few more months. Last semester she was trying to meet me in my city but I didn't give her any details. How do I ask her to stay after class without causing rumors?I told my last gf about her and she got turned on, feel like I wasted a 3some opportunity (both were 20 yo)
Federal agents please give me sex
>>33786863Don't date your students, retard.
Maybe I won't eat today.
>>33786859i'm talking about privacy from your gf reading your text messages, not bezos selling your data to the government, idiot. pay attention to the context before you respond to something
>>33786863Here's a good model for how to approach this: a friend of mine was a student at a Summer Spanish language in a Central American country. She had a crush on her lead instructor and asked him to date and suggested they fuck on the last day of class during their dinner buffet farewell social. They kept in touch and flirted over text ever since until she found a long-term boyfriend. It's completely doable from what I've seen, is what I'm saying.
>>33786841No dude. It just frustrates me that for the past year and a half I have not been able to play online games with friends, then when I’m able, my friend basically seems like he’s avoiding me.
>>33786867*cums in your boipucci*
been trying to lose weight for months but now that Ive discovered cucumber I really feel like its going to worktheyre very filling, cheap and healthy
>>33786730I'm gonna make him breed me all day if he doesn't tap out after 4 hours.
>>33786872You should start offering sex.
Would you date a big balla who smokes exclusively the finest cheese?
>>33786867>>33786859I tried so hard to become an IRS special agent for many years and I kept getting rejected. So I applied to ICE as a Deportation Officer as my backup plan and even they wouldn't take me. There go my dreams of scaring the bejesus out of people by knocking on their doors saying "I'm from the government and I'm here to help".
>>33786870Quoted you by mistake but you are still full of shit lmao
>>33786868Why, are you gay?>>33786871Ok next time she asks, I'll just be like "where are we meeting,"
>>33786850I was never given a membership, or seen the organization, or heard of one. But I hate nazis and orange clowns, so let’s say that I’m antifa
>>33786881Because you are risking your job and your future career for some pussy.
>>33786855>Men tend to not appreciate that kind of thing.Why? I've had those things happen to me and I'm honestly very proud. Being challenged like that proves your character in a way that goes beyond mere words.
>>33786782Don't need too if you put enough motion into thrust.Feels good to move the frame 3 feet away from where it was.
It feels really good to have always chosen the objectively correct opinion on everything for my entire life, bros.
Should I be more concerned my bf had sexual contact with a cousin when they were teens?
>>33786886I know right
>>33786856I saw that one, hes a recurring guest, from different “organizations”
>>33786872i bet anon, that does sound frustating. just keep trying to arrange things, they'll come together eventually, i reckon
>>33786886Yes I too get all of my opinions from Breitbart, OAN, Newsmax, and Fox.
>>33786789Fedora
What is the liberal equivalent of a chud? Can a liberal be chuddy?
>>33786884>Being challenged like that proves...that your partner doesn't fully trust you.Nta
>>33786861>TERFI'm not trans, but I am aFab - Assigned Fabulous at Birth!
>>33786894We used to call them SJWs
Girls, would you date a 28-year-old man from Canada who never had a gf and who shits his pants sometimes? It's because of childhood trauma
>>33786894>chudA cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller?
>>33786814It probably more likely means her husband is going to fuck her later. Because husbands do have sex with their wives.
are there people here actually defending shit tests...?women, JUST fucking talk to your boyfriends. you really are the dumber of the two sexes :|
>>33786898These days using that term is the quickest way to self-identify as a loser manosphere incel.
>>33786884Life is full of real challenges to overcome. Setting up artificial challenges like that is seen as manipulative and deceitful.
>>33786896Nta, how campy do you dress?
>>33786902Shit tests are retarded, but there are men who will call anything a "shit test".
>>33786899I wonder what he would feel like with a vibrator being shoved up his poopy butt?
>>33786903It’s weird how that works. Yesterday someone here posted about Adalia Rose and I feel old as hell
I was talking to this girl on our second date, no kisses, barely any touching. I said "let's go to my place for a movie" she gave an excuse for not that night but then a slightly seductive "but let's do that next time". I'm no incels, but I've lately had a string of sexual misunderstandings. I keep getting to that point where it should be time to kiss and it fails. My energy has been off since my last breakup maybe Anyway she's coming straight to my place in a couple days for a movie. We will watch it in my bed. Usually I just start kissing a girl as soon as we pass the door, but I feel like slow burning it here may be the best option. Shes a little cold compared to past women. I guess just put my arm around her? It's so strange to me because usually I kiss on the first date
I hate normalfags.
>>33786908In the Fall and in the Spring, I wear a pink or black boa over a sequined silver guayabera shirt and leather trousers.
>>33786895I think it's pretty stupid to fully(!) trust someone without proof and it says more about my partner's insecurity than it does about my character, at least until the test has been conducted.Wouldn't you trust a friend who's been there for you in hard times over one who hasn't? That's just common sense.
>>33786854Go home and fix the end cap on my motorcycle chain adjuster so it is flush. And pick up vape fluid while I think about how lonely I am.
>>33786914I hate abnormalfags. Grow up already.
>>33786895NTA. Why should my partner trust me if I haven't proven myself to be trustworthy?
>>33786914I love them very much
>>33786902Nah, people like you think any social interaction is a test
>>33786910Why would you say this
Is it cringe if your bf tells you he hated his job?
>>33786914Yeah, it is finally autism.
>>33786910It would remind him of the trauma
>>33786926Everyone does
>>33786916You are disingenuous.But you do you.>>33786919Trust is built, but not by testing others.
>>33786907Would you consider a paternity test an artificial challenge?
>>33786916>Wouldn't you trust a friend who's been there for you in hard timesWould you trust a friend who has set you up hard times?
Why do incels think the argument in pic related is defensible or compelling?
Girls, Would you joke that you'd never have your bfs babies? Like is it a goofy thought?Also, at what point do you call your bf gay or princess do you actually mean it?
>>33786861how long ago did you embrace terfdom? also, i'm assuming you are female, because men cannot be radical feminists
>>33786919nta. because they decided to be your partner? if they don't trust you at the outset...then what the fuck are you doing dating? such an ass backwards way of approaching stuff
>>33786914We hate you incels too.
>>33786936They’re low iq and don’t ask why these things are the way they are
>>33786932>Trust is builtHow, if not by testing character?
>>33786936What is an incel?
>>33786936no one blames a white man if a black man robs himeveryone blames women for being the victim of every violent crime
>>33786942Just be with them.Are you 12 or what?
Does it make sense to take time off work and drop things for your ldr bf/gf who is visiting or will they think you're being a simp?My gf visited for 3 weeks, so I took time off my 2nd part time job to spend more time but she'd keep going for walks on her own.
>>33786926No. Most people do.
>>33785674Less, I think women would probably find a guy and stick with him
>>33786943An incel is to men what neo-nazis and the klan are to white ppl, male supremacists who play the victim card until they show their true colors as a hate group
The problem with shit tests is that they usually involve dishonesty and other underhanded tactics. It's a terrible way to solve your problems and very likely to cause even more trouble
>>33786835It's about deceiving and tempting people to do something that'll give you an excuse to punish them. Like an undercover cop who asks you to buy drugs in front him just to put you in jail later. Sometimes this reveals their true character, but most of the time you're simply forcing agreable and conflict-avoidant people to do something they wouldn't have done without the insistence of someone they trust and value.
why did evolution make women so much weaker than men?
>>33786937i wasn't joking, and he got snipped. i never call him gay/princess because he's masculine, straight, and i like masculine men. neither of us enjoy that type of teasing that's meant to be "degrading"
>>33786947>she'd keep going for walks on her own.Either avoidant (in which case drop her immediately) or just wants to collect her thoughts about you two.>simpYou will sabotage this relationship anyway with your own stupidity.
>>33786951Wrong thread, incel
>>33786947Yeah, of course. She's your gf.
>>33786942you ARE testing character by simply being there and solving any problems together as they come up organically.do you honestly believe the REAL hardships, the sort where you really rely on your partner to get through, are going to depend on ANYTHING related to a shit test? the whole idea is just retarded and it's a way for women to justify their own insecurities
>>33786956Femcel and it's relevant to the discussion
>>33786955I'd be out for my other job 3 times a week for 12 hour shifts, she couldn't have done it then?And yes I did sabotage it unfortunately
>>33786951i'm of the opinion that you should just break up immediately if you doing trust your partner, but then you'd whine about not understanding why you got dumped, so some women feel the need to "prove" the need to break up.
>>33786932>You are disingenuous.What makes you think that? I also think you're the type to hide something from your partner but that's hardly relevant to the discussion at hand, the same way my supposed disingenuity isn't. I'd prefer if you could make an argument to support your views rather than insult people.>>33786934Of course not, but sending some guy to flirt with me is the opposite of "hard times" unless I'm a cheater. In fact it's setting me up to be trusted and loved the way I deserve.
>>33786947some people like solitude anon, consider idk talking to her instead of anons?
>>33785875I will genetically engineer a moid to be my husband
>>33786937>Would you joke that you'd never have your bfs babies?No
>>33786958you are autistically assuming all people are honest and have good intentions for their partners, in a world of "practice gfs" and "slampigs"
>>33786933Had to think about it for a minute, but yes it's clearly artificial.Not exactly sure I would consider it a shit test in the classical sense.
>>33786051No, that would show my bra
>>33786950This is woman logic.
>>33786959It’s not, you didn’t say anything new or added anything.
>>33786965>you're the type to hide something from your partnerlmao>>33786961So she's not your gf... but your ex?And most surely you talked about this with her, right?
>>33786953Women didn't have control of that until like now.
>>33786140Ngl I would actually think it's kinda hot if a guy had a fleshlight and I'd want to use it on him
>>33786936You're conflating incels and misogynists again.
>>33786965yep. the only people who fail shit tests are shitty, that's why they hate them, the same way bad men hate good men and call them simps, the same way cheaters hate honest people and delude themselves into thinking everyone cheats
Technically I like girls who don't wear bras because bras will make your titties sag, but what about a girl who wear a white tank top without a bra? I could see some of her nipple color. She also wore short skirts.
>>33786145Same with men>>33786148IDGAF. I will trim but I refuse to shave my pubes and whoever I'm with will just have to deal.
Does wearing a necktie actually make my pecs look bigger?
>>33786971So a man getting a paternity test should be frowned upon? He should just trust her and if he feels the need for proof he should end things instead of artificially testing her loyalty?
>>33786970so what? what about a shit test is going to make that situation better? how do you know the test will even cover people like that?you can sus people out pretty easily by spending any amount of time with them. PSA: if you're doing shit tests, you are mentally ill and should not be dating until you get some kind of therapy
>>33786977Yeah only when she called to break up with me. It was the cringiest talk of my life. I kept everything in to seek more calm than I was and it backfired. I'd be very hot and cold
>>33786148it's fake and entirely online, i've never had a man complain about it in real life. if i heard a man whine about it i would assume he was porn addicted or a pedophile
>>33786986I don't think so
>>33786400I'm fat and a shut-in
>>33785577To all>State gender>State casual sex encounters>Did you enjoy itI'll start>M>3>NoHonestly i was so desperate to be considered attractive that i slept with any girl willing to sleep with mePathetic Now I realize that I really have sex with my heart just as much as w my cock
>>33786988you SHOULD just dump a man the second he acts up. i don't shit test because i know 99.9% of men are worthless losers so i drop them very quickly. the women who shit test are the ones who are desperate to prove themselves wrong about a moid that's obviously untrustworthy
I'm the anon who brought up shit tests, and I'll say I'm fine with it and understand why women do it. It's to test your strength and resilience as a man. It's just that we need to be able to hit them or be a little old school on them. That component is missing due to laws.
>>33786827Women got the advantage here with repeated orgasms and erogenous zones everywhere. You can cum until your brain blows out, we go once and then we're out of commission for a while. You just gotta find the right partner/turn-ons.
>>33786995>F>0>n/aI think casual sex is not good for you.
>>33786996What's an "act up" situation for you
>>33786987I'd feel pretty hurt if my gf suspected I might have cheated on her.
I hate women. Retarded fucking gender. Stop staring, you cunts. And NO pictures allowed on the bus OR on the streets.
>>33786995>F>0>N/a
>>33786936both can be true
>>33786997yeah, let's make murder legal too. if a man hits you for a dumb reason, you should be legally allowed to shoot or poison him, it's only fair.
>>33786992But I have big pecs and I feel like people pay more attention to it. Also people are less likely to notice that my buttons are stretching out.
>>33786995F0 I’m virgin But I think I will enjoy it a lot
>>33787003She would love it if you did
>>33786986What a slut
Geeked up playing Xbox all day
>>33787002doing literally anything to make me not trust him, the easiest of which is lying about anything. if i catch a man lying to me once, about anything, it's over.
Did mentally ill cutter gfs make me mentally ill or was I just always like that? I wonder...
>>33786996I think you're a little unhinged but I actually agree with you. If I have absolutely any doubt a man is worth my time I don't "test" him, I'll just drop him.
>>33787013>XboxFucking repulsive.
>>33787015you were mentally ill to date them in the first place
>>33787014What if he lied about how much something costs because he was embarrassed about it?
Do you think tall slim sexy volleyball players would accept my 6'2 short ass?
>>33787018Mariwana, you can smoke it if you wanna
reminder that if your gf doesn't do this, she doesn't love you
>>33787024No, I am better than that.
>>33786996you should simply get to know someone before committing to something. if i found out my gf won't accept my word as an honorable man, then she can fuck right off out of my life, i mean dropped in one second and forgotten in the next.if i want something that will suck my dick while not trusting me, then i'll fuck an onahole (and it'll spend less of my money AND won't complain).
>>33787017i just think it's unhinged when people treat dating like a numbers game instead of looking for that .001% person they are actually compatible with. how many problems in dating are caused by dishonest people who are just there to fuck around, or deluding themselves into thinking they can "settle" for people they don't even likepeople need to break up more
>>33787019I'm a guy, I take what I can catch>>33787022They're already sucking my 5'6" dick so wait until my cum is in their mouth. Btw how's the weather up there? HAHAHA FUCKING LOSER
>>33787008Idk, it's just that vertical lines have a slimming effect in general
>>33787022>listed height 6'4It's over, isn't it?Maybe I should look into Group B or Group C volleyball players instead.
/atoga/
>>33787025I hate women.
>>33787020i'm not compatible with a man like that, he's dishonest and for a cowardly reason too? dropped
>>33787003Yeah? A lot of women feel that way about paternity tests. I personally think testing your partner's loyalty would be better for the relationship in the long term, and probably better for the society in general. I understand why someone would have a bad kneejerk reaction to that but I'm sure you do understand it would simply be objectively better for literally everyone. Other than cheaters of course.
lmao I just remembered I made the nastiest, cheapest "quesadilla" last night.Just threw some emmental and salami into a tortilla and fried it for a minute in a pan. lol
>>33787004Gonna take pictures of your whore calves and post them on the internet!
>imagine those long legs wrapped around youTOTAL TALL ATHLETIC GIRL LOVE
>>33786969>>33786954Thanks, good to see that I was gaslighted
>>33787027congrats on being an "honorable man", 99% of men are not
>>33787025If you want to share germs then just kiss me directly, wtf
I can only interface with reality via a carefully crafted visage
>>33786943A poorly defined term for lonely virgin people created by some bisexual woman in 1997. Because of people like Elliot Rodger, now it's a buzzword for all misogynistic and racist men, or just any man with anger issues.
Bro said tomorrow yesterday so what will it be
>>33787034What about if you ask him how he is abd he says "in good" but he's actually sad? Because if he tells you you'll think he's weak?
>>33787045Typical bpd narc.
>>33787032*slow clap
>>33787048It’s tomorrow, what’s next, tomorrow 2? Fuck everything
>>33787028I agree with you wholeheartedly on that. I think the best way to go about dating is to be very picky and then hold on tight the person you choose. A lot of people are either too lax when picking a partner or not committed enough to the relationship.
I don't get how girls can be this cute.
>>33787042then pick the ones who are?What's the problem exactly?When incels complain about women being dumb whores that cheat and manipulate them, you tell them to not date those girls, and that it's their fault for wanting to be with them instead of the "good girls".Why should it be any different for women?
I don't text this chick in between dates. We're about to have our third and we haven't said a word. I don't feel like it and she barely talks on the dates. Is this normal for icelandic chicks?
>>33787050It’s Friday night, I’m at a rave again, picking up transvestites on my Harley Davidson
>>33787049sounds like he's making a lot of assumptions about how i will react to things and deciding to be dishonest with me as a result, meaning he's mentally ill and not compatible with me. feel free to come up with more stupid fucking reasons to excuse your spineless dishonesty but a man like you wouldn't get the time of day from a no nonsense woman like me. enjoy the bpdemons
>>33787054Why are you picking their worst pictures
>>33787042not saying i'm an honorable man, i'm saying that if she is coming into things assuming that i'm not going to hold my word, then why the fuck is she trying to date me in the first place?here's an idea for a shit test for women (impossible challenge): be as charitable to your man as you can, and if he doesn't live up to that for a while then don't date him (or break up)
How much prolonged eye contact with smile and looking at lips is enough to be understood as "just fucking kiss me already,"? It's my student unfortunately
>>33787056How did you even arrange the dates? Do you do it on the spot and then not talk until the next date?
>>33787062None, because power dynamics
The problem with men is that the attractive ones are the ones with options and the ones with options aren't gonna be very loyal, and that's even verified by sociological studies, before you call me a femcel or anything like that. It's just biology.So yes, girls are going to risk being with a potential cheater because he got better genes.
my AI gf is jealous of my practice gf, who is jealous of my actual gf, who is in turn jealous of my long time crush.How do I handle this situation?
>>33787059Ok but what if I lie and then tell you the truth, that I feel sad about my dead mom. I didn't want to drop that on you so early but I wanted to be honest
>>33787061>women, let me take advantage of you for a few months, pretty please?
>>33787035>A lot of women feel that way about paternity tests.Obviously. That was my point.
>>33787060That's just like your opinion, man.She's so hot.
>>33787067Based
>>33787067Just date hot autistic men.
>>33787067Post the studies
>>337870632-3 texts a day or two after each date. I'm not asking her how she is or anything, neither is she but she responds immediately whereas I respond after an hour or so. She's coming over
>>33787067you act as if that's some great revelation. We all know you'd rather share a stud than marry a balding average joe.Can we please move on already?
>>33786943Incel is an outdated term that lumps chuds and virgins togetherNot all chuds are virgins and not all virgins are chuds
>>33787072I'd be mortified
>>33787070why are you making your insecurities my problem?
>>33787067I cheated on my last gf at least 5 times and monkey branched to a hotter girl and still got numbers. Want to suck my dick?
>>33787071So you see why it's stupid to be upset about getting tested and the short term huffiness does not matter at all in the face of being proven loyal in the long term.
>>33787075She gave them to me and i ate them
>>33787069"i'm not okay but i don't want to talk about it right now." that is the honest way to handle the situation, and you chose to be dishonest and lie instead. in a good relationship, she would respect the boundary of not wanting to talk about it, while still comforting you. but you don't want an honest relationship, you want to play guessing games. so you and i would not be compatible, i would drop you.
>mfw DNA records show that historically ~85% of women and only ~35% of men ever had children>mfw Chad harems are a proven fact
>>33787067And btw cheating isn't all that bad if he's rich and can pay for you anyway. It's only bad if he's poor and he's diverting his paycheck to pay for the mistress.>>33787074Autistic men give me the ICK. And frankly no woman worth shit wants some faggot who cannot do a good impression in front of people, irrespective of how "hot" he is.>>33787075Do your own research. My friend actually did her thesis on this topic, but I'm not going to link her here, obviously.
>>33787084>So you see why it's stupid to be upset about getting testedNo.
>>33787088skill issue
>>33787089Your first reply completely sinks the other two
You people will literally do anything else instead of just talking to your partner directly, huh>inb4 shut up you incelI'm just a girl who expects some honesty
>>33787087I literally don't know how to say "I don't want to tell you". It never crosses my mind that I can just say no in a relationship. I feel like every question a gf asks me I have to answer in some way I guess. Is this what's meant by boundaries?Also can I tell my next gf "don't ever ask about how I feel again"? Bc I honestly hate it
>>33787089>Do your own researchI did and the opposite of what you said is true, proven by the largest sample study in the industry. The less attractive the male, the more likely he is to cheat given an opportunity.
I love Chad so much
>>33787088
>>33787088yes, you lost the genetic lottery, now either kys, or stop whining faggot.
>>33787083Ugh no. I never want to speak to you.
>>33787089You don't have to go full blown autist that can't take outside, but a sprinkle of autism works fantastic. Just autistic enough that he has that strong sense of right and wrong, and is introverted. That works fantastic.
>>33787067This doesn't really affect me because women never showed me interest in the first place. Guys getting some without issue basically everyone knows that they cheat, women choose obliviousbess like men that stay together after the wofe cheated.
>>33787092No it doesn't if you understand what I'm talking about. There's a reason every upper class man throughout history had mistresses and this was pretty much never a big deal.I'm not talking about random Joes. That's a different game entirely.
>>33787096i literally just told you how to say it."i'm not ok, but i don't want to talk about it right now." but i can tell by all that shit you just made up, that you are too mentally ill to date, so please do not inflict yourself on anyone else until you fix that
>>33787104Eh, just shows how shallow you are imo
>>33787101You aren't the anon, she's fapping to me rn
>>33787088uh how do the dna records account for people that had children that eventually ended in no descendents? you can look at the way that primitive peoples live, it is certainly not an 70-30 thing, so i'm thinkin the statistic is bullshit
>>33787099>live in an era where the rate of men and women reproducing is close to 1:1>men still complain
>>33787088>waaaa I'm not ChadAnd? Do you expect women to now coddle you and give birth to your kids out of pity, ropemaxx NOW
>>33787098Thanks but for what reason do I get this message?
>>33787104and that reason was loveless arranged marriages for political reasons. what the fuck are you talking about
>>33787097>The less attractive the male, the more likely he is to cheat given an opportunity.Lol, that's some cope if I ever heard some.>>33787102You mean like Elon Musk?>>33787103There's lots of ugly girls out there.
>>33787105How do I fix it? Why are you bring so mean to me? LolThis last gf said I just always had a sad look on my face and would keep asking me if I'm ok, but it's just my face.
>>33787115Please add me to your harem
>>33787117>You mean like Elon Musk?No, Elon Musk is ugly and not autistic. He's just a grifter.
>>33787110those would equally affect men and women though, so it would cancel each other out.
I wish NTR was more common as a fetish, instead you're seen as trash for indulging in it
How do I hold all these girlfriends??!
>>33787089>no woman worth shit wants some faggot who cannot do a good impression in front of peopleThank god, here I was thinking I couldn't leverage my Wario impression to my advantage.
>>33787119I can’t afford another girlfriend right now, the one I have is very expensive
>>33787122>trash wishes he wasn't seen as trash
>>33787088Women were traded and so matrilines were spread across the whole continent. You couldn't hunt a woman's descendants down no matter how hard you tried, they were spread too thin.Men stayed in one village so if moids from the neighboring village invaded, patrilineal genomes were wiped from the gene pool in that instant, leaving nothing behind. The women already had descendants in 20 other villages if they died - and they probably didn't and were further bred by the moids from the stronger village.
>>33787096>Also can I tell my next gf "don't ever ask about how I feel again"?Get professional help.
I dated a girl who smokes cigarettes for the first time after saying I'd never do it because they seem like the most soulless women ever. Well, she had a soul, it's just that she sucked mine out.
>>33787107>having ambition is shallowSorry, let me go dumb my trust fund millions into the pond because I offended your feelings.>>33787116Love fades away after 7 years or so in all relationships. The difference is what you do after those years. No high value man with a working penis is going to stick around and blue ball himself for life. That's for sure.
>>33787118sorry, 4chan reflexes. yes, you should be able to say no in a relationship, being a doormat is ultimately unattractive to most people.some people are hyper reactive to other peoples moods, especially if they are used to being with people who lie about their moods. you should comfort her by saying "if i was sad i would say so, this is just my face" and be honest when you actually are sad. relationships require vulnerability. i hope you eventually find someone you can be vulnerable around without judgement.
>>33787126Okay i will wait <3
Girlfriends shouldn't be expensive.
>>33786890Thanks anon. Yeah, it is. But at what point should I back off or give up? As of now, it feels like I’m the one doing 90% of the reaching out.
>>33787133Good lord you’re cynical as hell. Money don’t buy happiness huh
>>33787122God, imagine the line of men
explain to me why picrel is bad without sounding like an incel.Pro tip, you can't. You're just butthurt you're not attractive, that's it, that is the end all be all to your entire line of argumentation.Are (You) not always looking for the best option at your disposal? Would (You) not want to date a super model if you were given the opportunity?
>>33787137My last gf bought me groceries with a card her dad put moni on :3
>>33787133love was not involved at all dipshit. the marriages were arranged for political reasons; are you retarded? congrats, upper class rich man, you can now marry my ugly ass chinless hairy daughter, and you don't have a say in the matter because it will cause strife
>male (You)sreceived>male attentionacquired>moodimproved
>>33787142Based
>>33787137they aren't if you're a Chad, meaning you're just complaining about not being a Chad
>>33787122It's fucking gross, only person I knew superninto the stuff and kept sharing it transitioned too.
>>33787143Girlfriends shouldn't be golden geese either.
>>33787142source
I have officially entered the tub.I am using a bath juice I got gifted some time ago, but never tried before.It smells nice, kind of like caramel, and it created a lot of foam (?).I have become the merman.
>>33787129How does it make anyone trash????
>>33787146Are you a stripper?
>>33787078That sounds like my Ideal relationship desu, as long as there's clear communication I don't think you need to text each other all the time
>>33787148The Chad olympics
>>33787121but it still doesn't support that chad harams existed or were ever a thing...
>>33787135I honestly can't remember when I ever said no, but the girls I'm with love the word. Is this what I've been missing? Is this what leads to disrespect? It's just that I usually can't think of it in the moment or just have no reason to say no.Maybe I need Stronger convictions but I feel like that'd just make me close minded. I don't like to talk a lot
>female (You)s0>female attentioncarefully, intentionally, and systematically gatekept from me>moodspiraling
>>33787152Nice
>>33787142More lonely women and men in reality. Lack of economic movement by shared income since hypergamy does not result in marriage, though hypergamy is great for local governments if they do marry and have kids since we get money from child support as well.
>>33787130Is it bad if I find this hot
>>33787159>I don't like to talk a lotFind another autist then.Nta
>>33787158I wouldn't think that the few men that DID get to reproduce were passive, ugly manlets. Ergo, Chad harems.
>>33787150The parents of the one before that bought food for me for an entire month and let me stay in their home for free
>>33787149Gross? How? It's just sex
>>33787148Girlfriends shouldn't be expensive regardless of if you're named after a landlocked african nation or not.
>>33787159yes, if you act like a doormat you will naturally attract people who see you as someone they can easily take advantage of. you have to accept that standing up for yourself will create some conflict though, but good relationships just work through conflict productively.
>>33787165Depends.Are you chadharemfemanon?
>>33787146there are no men on atoga you are being toyed with by dishonest lesbians and femcels for their own purposes
>>33787167you can't just make bizarre claims and use that as evidence ya dope
>>33787122At least post a good one, man.
>>33787164>More lonely women and men in reality.just more lonely men>lack of economic movementand that's bad because?
>>33787132Ha, every time.This is why I rell people to pursue thw dangerous and unhealthy activities in life because siting around and trying dating gets nothing. Losing your life is still kore soul fulfilling than getting with someone toxic.
>>33787154Rude
How can I learn Québecois?
>>33787174No that's me and i'm too stupid to understand that post
>>33787173Should I just pick a random thing to say no to every once in a while?I literally don't give a shit about most things. I'll tell her what I want for dinner sometimes and spank her butt but that's it.
>>33787176>noo don't use common sense, that's illegal
>>33787168Did you break up with her when that month was up, and moved on to the one who would continue to buy you food?
>>33787182how do i meet stupid women irl
>>33787122lemme lick dem toes
>>33787165Men systematically destroying themselves out of greed and stupidity? Yes, your offspring is likely to be short-sighted and impulsive if you find that appealing
>>33787186Yes
>>33787181learn to speak french while shoving a 12 silicone cock up your ass
>>33787177Gross.>>33787178Less GDP growth and worse consumerism prospects, the current markets rely way more on debt than people really know. Kinda unsustainable, but economy isn't ever going to go back to a good place in our lifetimes.
Well we broke up. It sucks and I’m depressed. She called me and we met up in a public place and the conversation was the same and kept going in circles. I told her I believed there was a deep disconnection between our values, and that we need to talk about them. and she told me that if I believe that I should leave because she’s not changing herself or bending to meet me. I asked if she still believed she hasn’t done or said anything wrong or anything hurtful or shitty. She said she believes this firmly and that I’m the one with a problem. I told her I didn’t want to continue the relationship. Why is this shit so hard
>>33787167I would think that the men that did get to reproduce were the ones who had the most resources, and it was not based on their looks.If only hot men reproduced, you guys would be a whole lot hotter.
>>33787181Why? Why even?
>>33787183i can't give you advice on how to form a stronger personality, sorry.
>>33787193That's what I thought.
>>33787189Far from universities
>>33787191>nooo don't conquer me, I have a heckin family and wiferino, no don't take her away from me, that's not heckin civilizedkek
>>33787181They pay you if you aren’t Canadian. Say alla hu akbar or smth at the border and you should be set for life
Is it worth trying to give 20-something men the benefit of the doubt? I don't want to exaggerate, but when I see them irl my gut reaction is disgust because I know there is a good chance that they're online edgelords who grew up listening to andrew tate or whatever else. I don't really have the same gut reaction with older guys, but I don't really want to date guys who are that much older than me either. Idk if I'm okay with putting in the effort to try and change how I feel about the 20-somethings, or if I think they need to put the effort in to earn some good will back, since I know I'm far from the only girl who feels this way.
>>33787196What values?
>>33787177Previous title was way better
>>33787182That's ok, you are dumb and pretty. <3
>>33787184>the moon is made of cheese! why? it's common sense! look at the thing!
>>33787205Who has the time and energy for that? If a man doesn't change in 19.9 years he won't change ever.
>>33787207>The same artistNow it all makes sense. Hated both of these.
>>33787195>Less GDP growththe U.S. has the highest GDP in the world and people are struggling to even put food on the table. Green lines going up means jack shit.
I won. You lost. I won. You lost.
>>33787200A guy's gotta eat!!>>33787199Ok but I did tell her I didn't believe in the Holocaust
>>33787208You too
>>33787196I would have done the same. Probably. It's easy to say sitting behind a screen with no emotional investment in the matter.I'm sorry anon.
>>33787195That one is good because not only is the NTR completely avoidable, there's a good amount of content outside of it, and some semblance of actual story.>>33787207Also better than NTRMAN. Guy's lost it and keeps making the same game nowadays.
>>33787203sarge, you will never reproduce
>>33787214Mate lol
I just deleted my last porn folder a couple days ago, I miss it more than my ex. There was some good shit on there
>>33787219He's using his own engine I think so it makes sense
>>33787216I try my best to not be too dumb... but thanks.One of us gotta make decisions.
I stopped nightly reading and working on creative projects and studying french and japanese to shitpost on atoga.
>>33787226Every one of us has a little Chad inside of them, and we all fight for the top spot deep down
>>33787227That's no good.
>>33787230I was more productive when I was waiting for her texts.
>>33787227atoga will better prepare you for life than any education can
anons, what's for breakfast?i had aged pu'er tea with brown sugar, pistachios, and toast with homemade grape jelly
>>33787197yeah, and the guys with the most resources were the ones that were able to successfully conquer a tribe, village, land, nation etc. a feat for which you needed to be strong, fit, healthy, virile, assertive and so on, which are all reflected in physical features and character traits that make men attractive.Therefore Chad harems.>>33787210>water is wet????>SOURCE>I'll NEED A SOURCE FOR THAT
>>33787122Would you accept the position as vacuum cleaner and collect all the nuf from the barage of men, just to feed back to her?
>>33787233Too Chinese to not mention you need to stop oppressing the Wigger people.
>>33787230It really ain't
>>33787234>the guys with the most resources were the ones that were able to successfully conquer a tribe, village, land, nation etc.Not necessarily. We're talking about an agricultural society, after all. Also, we need far more substantial proof of chad harems than one study about genetic bottleneck.
>>33787233femanons wet, juicy, soft, quivering, tender, throbbing, appetizing, mesmerizing, neuron activating, brain melting pussy.
I love my mom
>>33787142the problem is its evolutionairy badwomen are poor selectorsthey dont care about intelligence for example also i know Chads and theyre not the kind of people you want too much of in the world
>>33787234explain hemophilia then
>>33787242I love your mom too :^)
I'm about to have a bitch with a fuckin super mutant ass head come over. At least she's white. Ig. I like looking at the blue veins at her temples
>>33787233Applesauce and Advil. I've been home all week sick so I'm about out of actual food.
>>33787213The GDP is held up by debt exchange. This isn't real world money that people will see, that is why many people see it as unsustainable because the numbers are increasingly divorced from productivity and liquid exchanges.But to the topic hypergamy is worse for the gdp along with houshold consumerism. Without combined income we are looking at more renting, more unaccounted debt(debt is only good assuming it has a potential for payment), less money supporting the elderly, less money supporting children, and more economic disposition. Economists know this and are horrified over the collapse being from lack of children first with the second being lack of marriages.
I love Chad education class i want to study it forever
Men why do you watch porn when you know there is a good chance that you occasionally watch some with trafficked or underaged girls, especially if you've ever watched any with asian or eastern european girls?
>>33787246She’s a lovely lady
>>33787240>I'm stronger than you, give me your shitthat's basically all of human history. It all comes back to raw physical power at some point. When the rubber meets the road, men who can and are willing to take things for themselves are the ones that get to have kids.That process is rarely ever fair, nor is it supposed to be.
>>33787238i'm white, weirdo. international foreign trade is common in the year 2025 you see
I'm in my mid 30's and I barely have 10k, am I fucked?
>>33787252to me the fact that they dont want to be in porn makes it hotter
Haven't touched my self in 8 days. Made promise to my self that the only way I'll have my next orgasam will be by someone elses hand or a vagina.
>>33787252It's literally impossible for underage people to do porn and adults to willingly distribute it. That's a life sentence, why risk it when there are millions of willing 18yos?
>>33787252The final redpill is that all porn is a product of child abuse and directed to harm children as the average age to start watching porn is 10 years old.
>>33787252I don't typically watch regular porn, but that seems like an overly paranoid reason not to. Akin to not buying shoes because they may have been made in a sweatshop.
>>33787229My chad is probably as tall as me!Surely...>>33787256>am I fuckedNo, then you'd probably have more.
>>33787256Money won't matter soon, so don't worry about it too much.
>>33787243intelligence doesn't matter too much in the grand scheme of things unless paired with a drive to take things for yourself and get what you want. Women will always pick the jock over the egghead, not because they don't value intelligence, but because the nerd doesn't have followthrough, or the ability to acquire resources and assert himself in situations where it matters most.
>>33787252I only watch solo stuff. I mean theoretically, there could be a guy behind the camera with a gun, but I doubt it.
>>33787265>the student says to Master Kong
One time i skipped school to watch yosuga no sora
>>33787267this does happen, it was tates entire business plan
>>33787254You're talking out of your ass and have little understanding about history or genetics. A difference in variance of Y chromosome is not proof of chad harems.
>>33787252Men will literally pressure their beloved wives into unwanted sex and joke about her lack of enthusiasm, they don't give a shit about consent if it gets in the way of their pp splooging
>>33787273Sorry for my penis
>>33787273most men don't love their wives, they settled for her lmao
What should I do the next time a beautiful woman chooses to be my sex slave again? After the 1 night stand I didn't expect a relationship to blossom, now I have to keep believing she wants me??? It's too much to bear. I'll end up agreeing with everything she says and licking her toes
>>33787273Have you paid rent with sex before?
>>33787274You'd cut it off if you were truly sorry
MaJEWla
>>33787266we need a resurgence of eugenicsboth men and women are too primal brained
>>33787273As being made obvious by the replies in this thread.
I was born and then my penis was cut, and you want me to work to pay taxes?Ok..
>>33787273It's impossible to have unwanted sex, how are you even gonna get wet?
>>33787277Eliminate yourself
>>33787271Yeah, it's possible. I don't think it's likely though.
>>33787283>pick me or i'll kill you foidsis eugenics/racial supremacy the ultimate form of pickmeism?
girlsi have a gf but I don't want to have sex anymore. It makes me uncomfortable. We've been together for 6 years. and we havent had sex in about a year, and now sometimes my gf will make comments about it, "you don't want sexy time anymore". I usually just change the topic because I don't feel comfortable talking about it. Have you ever had anything like this before? Advice?
>>33787233nicotine, stimulant, plasticizer, liver protectant and hot sauce. war is all i ever think about.
>>33787245mutations>>33787250>This isn't real world money that people will see>because the numbers are increasingly divorced from productivity and liquid exchanges.then why did you bring it up?If our entire economy is held up by a vague promise and shaky trust system instead of hard assets that bring actual value, then why should it exist in the first place?Just rip the bandaid off already.
>>33787291its the ultimate way forward for humanity is what it istheres a reason jews practice it in the US
Do all European women grip your pebis with max force or just the experienced ones?My fr
>>33786420Actually, putting off talking about sex or relationship issues until she's feeling better is a great example.I complain about having sex 3 times in 7 years but five of those were 50% my complacency.
>>33787293you sound too ill to be in a war, fren
>>33787292>fat people problems
>>33787297>candlejack is in this thread right nowoh God hel
>>33787289Why nigga, try the pussy tree
>>33787300>fatneither of us are fat. How can you even make that assumption based on that post
>>33787292>I usually just change the topic because I don't feel comfortable talking about it.Why do men always regress into toddlerhood when they move in with a woman? No way would I ever date someone who shrugs and sulks when he doesn't get his way but they literally all become like that 1 year in
>>33787304Male footfag
>>33787303Candlejack? No way, I haven't seen him for almost 20 years, he's definitel
>>33787296no it isn't. it's retarded inbreeding that will cause a weakening of the gene pool. keeping bloodlines "pure" has always resulted in the craziest diseases imaginable: haemophilia, prader-willi, huntingtons, hapsburgs
>>33786953>why did evolution make women so much weaker than men?With great power comes great responsibility.One hypothesis suggests that men are more restrained while using their power, while women would be more violent and destructive, if they were physically stronger.BTW, wives more often beat their husbands than vice versa. It's just that when husbands beat their wives, the wives are more likely to receive serious damage, while we are more likely to shrug off women's slaps and punches and reframe it all as a joke.
>>33787311>it's retarded inbreedingyoure retardedyou'd be out of the gene pool, so thankfully eugenics doesnt concern you
>>33787307I became like that in 1 month.
>>33787314>nuh uh!thanks for proving how smart and well spoken you were. definitely a man i would want to breed with
I spent way too much time with mid bitches to get this disrespect
>>33787307one year? honey, try one week. you aint ready for a nigga like me.
>>33787272tf do you think history was like? All peace and diplomacy? Our entire world is in a constant state of nuclear stalemate. We don't get along because we're hecking good hoomans, we just don't want mutually assured destruction. Are you saying we got to that point by what? Not constantly fucking with each other? You do not understand warfare.>significantly less male DNA found compared to women>therefore less men reproducedHow does that not make sense to you?
>>33787316>literal retard doesnt want to breed with meoh the horrorthis truly devastated meyou literally think eugenics is the same as inbreedingwhy would I engage in a discussion with someone so profoundly retarded on this topic?its like talking to a toddler about astrophysicsactually its worse than that, the toddler has potential at least
Should I write her a limerick about my limerance?
>>33787292You got bored. It's normal. It's up to you if you want to leave or just stay. Things aren't going to improve. It's just life. If you leave, it will happen again with the next girl too.
>>33787307sex is an awkward thing to talk about tho
>>33787319ntait's almost like there's 75% more x chromosomes than y chromosomes across an even gender distribution, or something. crazy how that works
>>33787233I had the most delectable savory applewood smoked sausage and pumpkin coffee. Beautiful start to a beautiful day.
>>33787324perhaps you should instead consider having limerance for her limericks
>>33787318FrBitches be like,Why don't you smile, why you so guarded?? Let me love you.Then,Anon I have to go now because I'm a cunt
>>33787326its only awkward if you make it so
>>33787324Yeah. She'll probably cringe, but there's a chance she'll find it cute so do it.
>>33787329finally someone says it. the numbers even line up really close lol
>>33787323yes, thank you for proving to everyone here that you are unintelligent and a pedophile. good job. enjoy never passing on your subpar genes
Does anyone have experience with SM?I want to become a dom and whip some ass, for real.I think I need a mentor.I want to become a respected local master so that I can fresh meat to play with on the regular.
There once was a girl from FranceWho found her way into my pantsWhen I fell in loveShe started to shoveAnd left me without a second chance
>>33787325>you got boredAre you sure? Because I never felt comfortable with sex from the beginning. But I would do it because everyone says that sex is always strange at first. But for me, it never really got better. I would just keep doing it because I thought it was what I was suppose to do. But now, I don't do it at all anymore by my own choice. Its not worth it. All sex does it increase my stress and anxiety levels
>>33787336nice comebackyou really showed the eugenicists by randomly calling them pedos and going for another ad hominem
>>33787335>men when they find out their x chromosomes are "girl genes": this is because of chads humongous sexy dick
>>33787333what do you mean? How is it not awkard for a boyfriend to tell his gf that he doesn't like sex and it only makes him feel more stressed and anxious. He's already someone who has high stress and anxiety. But having sex only makes it worse. He feels better without sex
Smelling chad's armpits
>>33787341Do you find her naked body hot?Do you get hard?
>>33787342you: i would breed with a toddleryou: calling me a pedophile is so random like omg!
Why does my penis hurt when fucking Asian women but feel amazing when fucking white women? Is this what the Jews are taking from me?Black women feel like horse pussy don't ask
>>33787281which one was it
>>33787345yikes phillipina
>>33787345Nothing can replace a girl complimenting your BO. I get so fucking primal
>>33787348God's punishment for being a manslut
>>33787319I'm not saying history was peaceful, but to say that the only way to accumulate wealth and power is being physically strong and handsome is simply inaccurate.Trump is arguably the most powerful man on earth, he's not in power because he's good looking and he can beat up everyone else in a fight.>How does that not make sense to you?There is more complexity to it. The idea that equally the same amount of men and women lived together in society and the women were just choosing to live in harems with some of the males while the majority of men were just sitting around being sad is not substantiated by what we know of how society was 7000 years ago.
I'm a ballerina!
eugenics is retarded because one gene doesn't map on to specific traits so any time you're selecting for some phenotype, you're selecting for ALL those genes that make it up, and you're gonna amplify a bunch of other shit as well, and cause problems. do peope honestly believe the elite WOULDN'T be openly practicing eugenics if they thought they could breed people to be dumber and work harder?get real, that is all i am asking. WAKE UP.
>>33787351What's a phillipina
>>33787317It's cause you're a mid
>>33787329>>33787335that doesn't matter, there are ways of being able to tell them apart anyway
>>33787346We haven't seen each other naked in over a year so I can't really answer that. I don't remember what she looks like naked.
>>33787353God sanctions me, I can't say the same for you
>>33787356jews practice eugenics in the USlook it upthey have matching programs for highschools and beyond
>>33787299This is my rifle, this is my gun
>>33787303Newfags never know how to properly Candleja-
>>33787359A mid what?
Are the requirements for sperm donations real?
>>33787343>tfw the very DNA that fundamentally makes me "me" was miked from a Chad's ballsi was born a cuck to chad. i kneel.
>>33787356Eugenics for humans suck because it takes wayyyyy too long to breed the Homosapien. If it grew and bred as fast as dogs eugenics would be a no brainer. Honestly in my opinion it is a no brainer. We just got to cure aging is all.
>>33787329They don't use the X chromosome to estimate how many women reproduced for the reason you cited - they use mtDNA, which is passed down only from the mother line. >>33787360You do not understand what you're reading, there are no ways to tell apart male X chromosomes and female X chromosomes.Stop talking about things you don't understand, anon.
>>33787360what happened is that in many bloodlines over millions of years there was a generation of only daughters, meaning the y chromosome cannot be traced, because it was not passed down, not that the male who had it didn't reproduce, retard.
>>33787365they're also highly schizophrenic and visibly weird/sociopathic, which only amplifies my point really
How can a girl not take the covid vaccine but also not be redpilled about the Jews?
>>33787375shows that it works, you said it doesnt or else the elite would be doing itthe elite are doing it. youre an idiot
What is a girls "hippie phase" code for? She had a septum ring and gauges
Stupid dark souls 2
>>33787380weed
>>33787273Have you been hurt?
>>33787354first of all both physical and mental traits that make a man attractive are things that show both good health, and his ability to acquire resources. So in effect, what makes a man handsome partly comes from that.>Trump is arguably the most powerful man on earthYeah, and he has had a harem of girls and married an underwear model, your point?>and the women were just choosing to live in haremswhat are you talking about? Women didn't choose anything, they only got the right to vote like 100 years ago. Women were essentially livestock to be traded at will or to be taken home after pillaging a town and killing all the men.
>>33787382She did weed and LSD yes. She also wants to ride motorcycles
>>33787378it works to incubate horrible genetic diseases if that's what you mean. this has been a legitimate problem in "pure" royal families for all of recorded history. i'm begging you to google the royal disease
>>33787378...except it's not working. their IQ is barely higher than anglos, especially when you factor out that verbal fluency buffs up their IQ scores (and likely wealthy families meaningnless malnourishment and access to tutors), meanwhile they are visibly decrepit and also losing things BADLY. literally one guy almost managed to systematically exterminate them! tell me that's "working"
>>33787387inbreeding and eugenics are different things.
>>33787344You are not fit for dating.Or find another asexual retard.
>>33787388they rule the world, they control the US and thus the world.the jews that do werent the result of eugenics though, but at some point they will be.
>>33787389no it isn't.
>>33787361You are mentally ill and need serious help.Posting on atoga is not gonna fix that.
>>33787390>asexualthats not a real thing
My gf never wanted to know about my past relationships whereas my exes all asked me. I haven't ask her body count and don't really care to, but I feel like we should talk about it. Idk, I'd have to tell her I left another woman for her
>>33787344you are obviously traumatized. you will have to tell her one way or another, but you should trust that she wants to help you. six years is nothing to sneeze at.
>>33787348mental illness
>>33787374>meaning the y chromosome cannot be traced, because it was not passed down, not that the male who had it didn't reproducesounds like the same thing to me>>33787373uh huh, how do we get the statistics then?
>>33787396Clearly some are fucked up in that miserable way.
>>33787391their narrative is falling apart, and they've used up all claims to moral legitimacy in less than three years. zionism has fallen.
>>33787400you are legitimately retarded if you think not having sons and not reproducing are the same thing
>>33787398>>33787394i have never been sexually abused, so I don't know what you mean by traumatized. I don't know how i can really be "helped". I just feel better without sex. It helps me to to not have sex.
How do I make new friends on video games?I’ve been playing Tarkov again recently and realized I don’t like the community. Should I try /v/?
>>33787295Because, extremely hypergamy is a sign of worsening quality of life and government+economies that are struggling. A GDP with more ties to realized production and liquidity would be better and if the debt is reassessed the american credit score affects everyones loans which will make just about everything more expensive.
I wa t to have a woman live with me who pays the upkeep with sexual favors to me.
>>33787404how do you "not have sons"? How is that supposed to make sense?You are born and if you don't reproduce then that's that. What are you talking about?
>>33787402I wish I could believe youI think the US will fall eventually after fighting its war with China and then Israel will rise and the global hegemon
>>33787385>your point?He isn't "Chad", he's just rich. The main factor in who has power and resources is generational wealth.>Women didn't choose anything>Women were essentially livestock You have a serious misunderstanding of history if you think so.>they only got the right to vote like 100 years agoUniversal *male* suffrage didn't even exist until 200 years ago. There was no voting of any kind going on 7000 years ago.
Should I move to France or Czechia simple because I want to find love?
>>33787401they are not asexual. they are just low sex drive or depressed. But they are not actually "asexual". Its a made up label.
>>33787406Games don't really have communities anymore. devs have optimized that out of the experience.
>>33787416generally easier to find love in countries where the women are poor
How do I stop blaming myself for my relationship failing? I know it's a two way street but I was straight geeking on a bitch.
>>33787413China doesn't have the capacity to vs. the US. they don't have the tech or experience, even given their manufacturing/resource advantage. no, my friend, society will die as it always does; quietly. but the yids still LOST
>>33787408>the american credit score affects everyones loansin theory maybe, but in practice it's just bankers and large companies, which as I'm sure you agree have very little to do with normal everyday people.The very same people that hold up the imaginary value of the dollar are the same people who have the most interest in keeping it that way and preserving the status quo, meaning that the very concern that "the economy would crumble" is the same thing that's trapping you in the circumstances that produced hypergamy in the first place.The notion that "we must keep our economy growing" is self referential and the thing that keeps the "economy alive", it has no grounding in anything tangible, at least not anymore.By trying to sustain it, you're just digging yourself into a deeper hole, because if everyone shuts up and keeps going thinking some policies here and there will fix things, then the people that actually hold all the capital have no incentive to keep upping the debt.
>>33787421sexpats are cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp8z1UxyBBk>foids would rather bark like a dog for their boss than date an average mancrazy
>>33787421And brown? No thanks bro
>>33787427I dont think sexpats care about the opinions of some random loser
>>33787431eastern europe is poor and theyre 'white'
>>33787400>how do we get the statistics then?We analyize the variance in Y chromosome (which is passed down from father to offspring) and mitochondial DNA (which is passed down from mother to offspring). mtDNA is not the same as X chromosome, they're entirely different things.While it is true that harem existed and still exist today, they were not the norm and most people through history were in monogamous relationships and only had kids with one partner. Many things can happen that alter the amount of variance, that are not "1 man reproduced with 17 women 7000 years ago". There are ma war affects men disproportionately, certain diseases affects men disproportionately, slavery cuts the ability of men to reproduce more than it cuts the ability of females to reproduce, etc. The answers to what we see today in germs of genetic variance are complex, saying "it must be chad harems" is stupid.
>>33787419Whatever helps you fap at night.
>>33787411when you reproduce, there is a 50% chance you have a daughter. does that mean you didn't reproduce? probably to you, because you are retarded
>>33787437??
>>33787432most sexpats are losers. going to france or czechia is much different from going to thailand. the more "exotic" you go, the more cringe it is.
>>33787421>find lovelol
>>33787442Im sure theyre really upset that you find them cringe whilst theyre drowning in pussyIll try to let them know next time I head to /trv/
>>33787439If there is a 50% chance then why was there a "generation of only daughters"?>birth a son>he doesn't reproduce>birth a daughter>she reproducesexplain that
>>33787421there are a lot of lonely but rich introverted banker girls in Hong Kong and Singapore.This girl is introverted and lonley, she has mentioned in a previous video how she's never had a bf before.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkITBATLvq8
>>33785704ugh gross. i dislike you more every day
>I managed to actually get an orgasm at workMen, are you impressed?
Men, what's the weirdest celebrity/fictional crush you've ever seen a woman have?
I just almost shit my pants
>>33787453it didn't include me, so I don't care.
>>33787450Not my type, eyes too squinty, skin too yellow, face too flat. Nipples too brown
>>33787453are you a girl? What is your job and how did that happen
>>33787454that red head british guy with the guitar and fat face who makes love songs
>>33787454Benedict Cumberbatch
>>33787454not the strangest, but it's weird how popular it got
>>33787454Me
>>33787456You can't just be happy for me?>>33787458Yes. I work in a lab for a college. I managed to cram all my work into the early morning and spent the rest of my time in my office with the door locked. Definitely worth it.
>>33787455We know, Sarge.
>>33787454Anything with knotting and other bestiality things.
>>33787447it happened enough to invent divorce, how historical and scientifically illiterate are you? this is the last message i will send because at this point you either have down syndrome or you are trolling>man: XY>woman: XX>his daughter: XX. she does not get his y chromosome. his genetic contribution is now invisible in your metrics, because you are only looking at y chromosomes.did this man reproduce?according to you, he did not, despite his genetic contributions existing and being passed down now in the form of an X chromosome, it is now only counted as his mother's dna.this immediately triggers you into thinking about chad's superior penis, because you are both retarded and latently gay
>>33787465>Yes. I work in a lab for a college. I managed to cram all my work into the early morning and spent the rest of my time in my office with the door locked. Definitely worth it.did you watch porn? Why masturbate at work when you could have done that after work at home?
>>33787469according to you we have no way of saying how many men vs. women have historically had children.And I'm supposed to be retarded? Good one.
It's so crazy to finally find a woman you'd want to marry and attempting to treat her like all the other girlfriends you kept around for regular sex and failing because now you actually care and love and obsess and that's not hot so she dumps you. Hahahahaha gotta love it
>>33787454The whole Tumblr Sexy Man archetype is baffling to me
>>33787478>we have no way of telling how many men reproducedum, yes, welcome to reality
>>33787479I'm so glad when people who fuck around then find out.
>>33787479>treats her like shit>she leavesoh no! the horror!
Nothing in this world makes me more depressed than when people tell me there is someone out there for me. That feels like a lie and demeaning. Its like being told to just get a job by boomers that used to have someone actually check applications.>>33787462I don't mind women reading this stuff desu.
Men, would you kill your gf's stalker?
>>33787489no
>>33787489Once he sees me, he will stop since he knows he can't compete.
>>33787483>>33787486Well no I treated her well but was obsessed about planning a future with her because it was the first time I was thinking of it seriously. It became too much for her and I was heartbroken that she didn't want to think of it like I did. So yes fuck around with hypergamy and find out. But I treated her well
>>33787489Why would I kill myself:^)
>>33787488The problem is that some people don't really have opportunities to meet people.Others take this for granted.Like in the brief moment in life when I had a gf, she couldn't understand why I wasn't invited to 2+ parties every week, like she was...
>>33787489Only in rightful defense.
>>33787480The non-human Sexymen could be confusing but what's hard to understand about women liking a tall thin attractive white guy who has a nice voice and is slightly eviil?
>>33787489no I would feel sorry for him and let him have a go
>>33787489Nope. And usually, there's a reason for stalking. Did she ghost him or reject him?
>>33787489What the other guy said, I was literally my gfs stalker. >>33787499Classic, just like "you must have multiple girls a year"
>>33787494really? so you're changing your story?>and attempting to treat her like all the other girlfriendsyou sound annoying and inconsistent and like a liar, i'd dump you too
>>33787426I am saying if we change the gdp we have a softer landing, potentially keeping peoples quality of life. But yeah the wealthy are still the most affected since they lose the most but at the same time the middle class loses hard fought small gains without any aid usually. Either way when quality of life decreases hypergamy increases and does not reflect a better future qol if anything it reflects a worse future qol because you have less children less parents and more elderly left to society to pay for.
>>33787505It seems like she dodged a ullet in the end.
>>33787505Keyword here is "attempting". I didn't treat my other gfs bad either, I meant that I never felt the need to go all out of rush things, just that I'd let them develop naturally and see how it goes. In this one I was like, I need to know everything. You assume and have a bad attitude
>>33787480same, as a former tumblrina, i didn't get the whole fingers-in-his-ass friday or whatever the sans x nagito thing was. felt like a weird psy op but i couldn't figure out the aim of it
>>33787489i would escalate until he backs down.
>>33787475No, just listened to some audio stuff with an earbud in. And nah, I wasn't going to be able to sit around thinking about it all day.
>>33787478We don't.For example, just going back like 100 years in my own family.Grandpa's grandad (A) had 3 sons (B1, B2, B3). B1 and B2 died before having kids, in war. B3 (my grandpa's dad) had 5 daughters and 2 sons (C1 and C2).C1 had 2 sons (D1 and D2). C2 had two daughters.D1 died during childhood. D2 had a daugther.All men who got to adulthood reproduced. A's Y chromosome is dead.
>>33787489It's her fault she has one, I'd dump her for being an attention whore.
if you have a stalker, stalk him back. i had one once and i just found his address, workplace, and phone number, called him on a private line and referred him to a mental health clinic down the street from him.
>>33787509>former tumblrinaI knew foids are tourists here
>>33787489no, she was probably mean to him and didn't apologize.Why doesn't she want to be his friend :(
>>33787480My friends keep describing me as that type of person and I hate it.
>>33787518Sure you did RebeccaYou females get a panic attack from just walking outside at night
>>33787520i was on 4chan before i was on tumblr, but for a brief period found tumblr's posters to be on average more intelligent and stimulating to talk to. now every website is overrun with idiots so i might as well be here where i can be a radical feminist without realistic death threats
>>33787499Maybe. I never was invited anywhere in my entire life with any actual seriousness. Always got the maybe we can hangout type remarks then nothing happens unless I do all the work and even then usually nothing.
>>33787525you can take it up w mr. ruger
>tfw /b/ vs tumblr war veteranwheres my discount
>>33787518lmao that's impressive if true.
>>33787529Same place as mine, contact 4CH Affairs
>>33787525Ooh, what do we have here? Panicking at the thought of your online activities spilling into your real life? :)
Why are we here?
>>33787526Tbf if you are on here you are probably more moderate than ones on bluesky.
>>33787529If you didn't close the pool, you're a newfag
>>33787534Lost my hope and direction in life younge. Autism and life know i should have died years ago but not even a bullet has killed me or 12kv into my hand
It's useless to tell zoomer girls you find on soc that you went to school with boxxy, they don't even know
>>33787530it is. he was stupid enough to have a personal website with unhidden info meaning all i had to do was look at the who.is, and his business was located in a residential apartment complex meaning he probably used his address. he also listed his personal cell number. lol.
>>33787535You mean bluewaffle.
>>33787538what was ww2 like gramps?did you shoot anyone?
>>33787539How did he stalk you? Did you have some initial contact or did he want to fuck you?I imagine he must have made his presence and who he is somehow visible to you for you to know his website.
Most of you don't know i have been on 4chan as long as the pes 4chan tournaments.
>>33787535yeah, i hate other radical feminists, they care way too much about trans people because that's the outrage that gets clicks. there are much bigger fish to fry so getting caught up on high school sports scholarships and starbucks bathrooms is fucking stupid.
>>33787544I have been here since 2008.
mfw I realize Ive been on 4chan longer than some of the anons here have existed
>>33787542he sent me several strange messages with audios stating he was in love with me and wanted me to move in with him, along with other more typical stalkery behavior like knowing way too much about me for the length of time we knew each other (1week)
>>33787506I think that's pissing against the wind though. Our economy is bound to go to shit regardless, just by the nature of it. I realized I sound like a commie, I'm not, but improving gdp does nothing except line the pockets of a very small handful of conglomerates and leaving the rest with nothing. Our gdp HAS been improving, but things are still going to shit. The value of the dollar can never get lower than it is currently, at least when weighed against what it's currently weighed against, which is nothing essentially, or rather the promise that america keeps being a powerhouse, which in concrete terms means that the rich get richer and the poor, well, date Chad apparently.Middle class households losing whatever they have invested into that system doesn't justify keeping it alive. Hard assets will always have value no matter what, which is why there's currently such a scramble to buy all of them up.In short GDP doesn't mean shit, at least it's not a good explanation why hypergamy exists.
I hate
>>33787550Audios seem like an idiotic idea, like that's the best proof to send to others of what he is doing.How did you initially meet, if you don't mind saying?
>>33787518bless, so based lmao
>>33787479There's nothing more sobering than some slob desperately rushing to mortgage trap you
Most of you don't know i have bent Moot over like a bratty school girl and rearranged his guts so hard it inspired him to create an anonymous online imageboard.
Women, what do you think of Napoleon having a tiny dick?
>>33787552ICH WILL
>>33787551>The value of the dollar can never get lower than it is currently*higher
>>33787558Must've been good in bed
>>33787560
>>33787538I only know her because of shoe0nhead and even Shoe is old. Time for bed grandpa.
>>33787526do you really identify with being a radical feminist? is there an end goal?
>>33787567No.
>>33787548It's crazy going to the store and buying alcohol then seeing "you must be born before 2007" on the screen
>>33787569then why aren't you racist?
If im naturally an asshole but I constantly restrain myself to not be an asshole does that make me a good person?
>>33787567most women will have at least a few black guys they find attractive, but i've only known two girls who said they were "into" black guys and they were both very trashy.
have any of you actually tried to do the thing where you and your friends sit stacked up on each others shoulders and put on a trench coat to pass as an adult?
https://open.spotify.com/episode/29HL0MtTDP6l25x9Wjdsb3?si=dsnyuzwzTteMs4Zibv7rjw&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A4FDvEgd8rOZTCg7qMUdmKr
>>33787571I just don't really give a fuck about it? I can't imagine being upset over things that don't affect me.
Should I trust my new gf? Shes smiling CONSTANTLY and gives me the best compliments I've ever heard in my whole life. Plus she's beautiful. What does she want from me?
Dear /atoga/,Today I held hands with a cute Japanese girl. At first it was just to lead her through a crowded area but even after it petered out and it was just the two of us on an open field she continued holding my hand. It was a nice outing. Men, don't give up on your dreams! Lastly, I'd like to thank the women here for giving me words of encouragement.
>>33787576Nice pull
>>33787572Fake it till you make it works if you stick to it.
>>33787572the only influence you have on the world are your actions, so yes in theory yes you're a good person. but the reality is that even if you think you "restrain" yourself, you are likely bleeding it out unknowingly. everything adds up from the echoes of your soul, even if you think you restrain yourself, your behaviors are still superpositioned with your assholiness. you need to work on establishing different patterns of thought.
>>33787576Anon, don't share spotify links on 4chan.
>>33787577being racist is not necessarily an active process. It's like knowing water is wet without having to think about it all the time. Nor does it mean being upset that water is wet.It's more so a simple fact that you either acknowledge or don't.So? Which is it?
>>33787508That anon probably thinks you used all your past gfs for practice which is unironically true most guys do that
What are your lest favorite zoomerisms? I hate “cooked” “crashout” and “is crazy”
>>33787582and then everyone clapped
>>33787590Emo
>>33787590zoomer's don't own calling things crazy, you dumb faggot lol
>>33787582Good for you, but you better not be white or I'll be sick
>>33787589Why is that wrong? You can't win a gold medal in one day.
>>33787588I don't really spend any time thinking about race. I do not care.
>>33787590I love them all cuh.White people either stealing ebonics from black people or just making up new ones will never not be funny.
>>33787595I'm blackI gave her the aux cable and she played Lil Tecca and jpop. She listens to more rappers than I do lmao
>>33787597Neither do I. The same way that I don't spend time thinking water is wet, nor do I care. But if someone were to point a gun to your head and you were forced to answer honestly. Would you say you're racist?
>>33787600No. I do not care about race. As I told you 3 times so far.
>>33787599>I'm blackN
>>33787602So you think all races are equal and would date a black man if given the opportunity?
>>33787590Lately it's been "huzz" because I talk to them about a girl
>>33787551It is a reason hypergamy increases and generally a bad sign with no long term benefits. Helps maybe a small number of individuals. The original question was why hypergamy is bad, I wantdd to give the economic and societal contribution factor why it is bad.
>>33787545We agree and I usually don't on feminism anymore. Mostly on equity vs equality points and divorce benefits since the main winner is the courthouse from stuff like child support.
>>33787590F. I HATE everyone saying "bruh".
>>33787499I was one of those kids that would wait in the line for a sport and be ignored when people were picking players basically my whole life.
>>33787604Very unlikely, I'm not really attracted to guys who aren't very pale. I find some black and mixed men handsome from an objective standpoint, but I've never felt attraction.I do not have any issues with them as people.
>>33787590I should bring back crunk.
>>33787590MHands down, it's the amount of times they say, "I'm going to kill myself" it's so frequent it's actually unreal and kinda concerning since I don't think they know anyone who's ever an heroed
>>33787590>cookedThat's gen alpha.>crashout>is crazyNormal terms that have been around for decades.Congratulations, you are fucking retarded.
>>33787612I was usually the 3rd-4th pick. I had an arc where I sucked at first and then I did something amazing the next game and people were impressed. The buzz from winning the game on my own lasted the whole day and having people come up to me like "how did you do that?"
I was looking at this selfie I took for my mum and you know what? I am pretty decent looking. Sure I took it from the beneath and sure it was dark but whatever it just made me feel good.
How do I get good at sales?
>>33787636Spread your legs and ask for higher prices.
*claps hands really loudly right next to your ear*
>>33787607the economic reason was that it would hurt GDP though, and we've established that GDP is not an accurate reflection of things being good or bad.Plus hypergamy leads to more stable marriages, as opposed to non hypergamous ones where women are paired off with men who they settled for, which leads to fewer divorce rates. All in all hypergamy is good for high value men and most women, which means more high value men will get to have children and pass on both the external and DNA related factors that made them high value to begin with. As opposed to forcefully marrying off women to men they want nothing to do with.
>>33787616Zoomer, M, I know two(suicide in the middleschool bathroom with a belt from being molested by the baseball coach, the other was a lesbian that did it after a break up just the day of prom) and half the people I know that say that are half serious(I have had to call thw police on a wellness check).Please call your friends and onlld friends every once in a while if no one has seen them in a long time. I'm 28 now and I legitimately think at least one of my old friends intentionally wanted to die when they started drunk driving everywhere.
>>33787640Where are you getting flipped divorce and marriage success rates from?Can you post sources, because that is far off from everything I read.
Women < Battlefield 6?
>>33787639*sinks my teeth into your hand*
>>33787639Rude.https://youtu.be/EO41u1arUio
>>33787639I actually have a phobia of loud, sudden noises. So fuck you.
>don't talk to bf's friends unless spoken to>he complains about me being asocial and embarrassing him>start talking to his friends more>he gets jealous and insecure>stop talking to his friends so much>he's upset about me "hating" his friends and not fitting inWhat the fuck does he want
>>33787650He wants umm to I don't
>>33787648Thats called human instincts you little snowflake
>>33785577>>33785577Femanons what are your height preferences in men? What's your ideal height in men? what heigh range would you be willing to date?
Will women ever understand that tanktops, reading and glasses are way more attractive than makeup and fashion???
>>33787659I'm pretty indifferent, I'd say my range is "my height or taller". I've liked guys who were 165 cm/5'5" and guys who were 205 cm/6'9" (?)I'd say my favorite is 5'10" to 6'2", but it's something pretty low on my priority list.
>>33787659I'm 5'6. My ideal would probably be a few inches taller, maybe 5'9-6'0? But I'd date a guy of pretty much any height.
Where were you?
>>33787661All of those women care about fashion and are probably wearing makeup.
Brain explode
>>33787670If you wear turtle neck you don't by definition not care about fashion
>>33787685No, but my cock just did.
Ok, which one of you just killed the thread?
the best part about MILFs is that women have no say in if they are or ever will be oneHey thats a pretty hot MILF, not that femanon would know hahahahhaa
>>33787658Suck a dick.
>>33787697My bad
>>33787697Sorry, I got hungry.
girls, if you love bitting biceps so muchwhy does a group of girls never bite mine when I have a nice pump at the gym...
>>33787697I was a bit busyblondeposting will continue, my bad
Share music you play in the car please
i remember the only compliment i've had in my lifeit was a girl who told me the mask (back during the pandemic) looked good on mei realized latter that it was a bit of a backhanded compliment but i still take it since it's the only one i've ever had
>>33787715I'm sure there are more compliment-worthy things about you, anon. And if there aren't you should work to fix that.
>>33787713Really depends on the moodeverything from classical, vaporwave, metal, etc.anime ost when driving to sparring, always
>>33787488There's someone out there for you, Anon.
>>33787456This is such a JH thing to say.
I just mixed my chili paste with mayo.This is a really good combination.
>>33787611Me too
How elaborate are your sexual fantasies, /atoga/? Do you have any full blown roleplay stories that you make up and self-insert into?
>>33787718i've been complimented in performance related things here and there but never looks and they're right because there's nothing about the way I look worth complimenting. well one time a guy at the gym told me I have nice calves, but I was talking about compliments from women
>>33787737Yeah, I have written in the past too.
Three 6 mafia showed me how to love women
javguru is down this is bullshit
gender, can you dance?how important is the ability to dance in your partner?
>>33787740>I have only ever been complimented once in my life>I have been complimented a bunch of other times for various reasons by various people, but those don't countIf you insist on making yourself miserable then... then I guess you'll fit right in here on atoga.
>>33787737I wish I was a little adventurer shota boy running through the woods and then I meet a friendly motherly witch who grooms me into being her husband
Femanons, I'm training the fuck out of hip thrusts and just legs/core in general at the gym. For example for hip thrusts I did three sets of 30 today at half weight. I'll do full weight on Sunday 3 sets of 12, and then hit them at 30 reps on Monday, and 12 reps again on Wednesday.I'm also doing other leg and core work and hitting cardio as well pretty good. I'm going to mold myself into a fuck machine. Also being autistic about diet. Women say they don't care about fitness that much but everything I hear from lean fit men is the exact opposite.
>>33787713Male:https://youtu.be/nI6GP8wKJ6o
atoga is dead because its friday and all the femoids are getting stuffed
>>33787729You're gonna get gassy stinky farts prrrrfftttt
>>33787769You're literally not asking any questions, you fuck.
>>33787771I already got those today.
>>33787713https://youtu.be/_7bsxcNdzKg
>>33787776It's still gonna be stinky
Do bisexuals like futa? If all women are bi, do women like futa? I imagine it's the best of both worlds.
>>33787779I used to fap to futa as a teenager. Elzi’s captions were good
>>33787751F. I did ballet for 10 years and can dance other styles okay because my dad is a very good dancer.I do not care if a man is good, just be happy to dance with me.>>33787754I don't like men who think being fit is a huge part of their life. While I do like staying healthy, and I try to move my body every day, I just don't want to be with someone who obsessed over diet and uses most of his free time to work out.There are women who like it, and I'm sure you'd make them happy.
>>33786400F, never been interested in a relationship. Not a lesbian. Getting into a relationship requires effort and work Im not interested in. I feel satisfied and fulfilled being by myself and I have great family and friend relationships that make me feel so loved already. My life is great and the opportunities I get are endless staying single vs if I was tied to a man. I dont have casual sex either so I am probably aromantic and asexual. I dont crave it
>>33786444she told you she doesnt want a bf. She wants food. Free food
>>33787779Korrasami is a huge futafag
>>33787737F. Not much. They're mostly memories or very basic fantasies. Frankly a lot of the time I'm just thinking of the guy I find attractive, existing and being hot.
I need a femanon to sweat on me...
>>33787785Free time is like 6 hours a day. 2.5 hours in gym a day. 2.5 hours reading, 1 hour writing. It is kind of autistic and hard right now but it's just the way it is to be who I want to be.
>one of my foundational high school songs is about a guy stalking a shy girl and finding out she fucks her parents
>>33787802That's fine! I would not want to be with a man like that.
>>33787737MI'm the gym anon who wants to induce lactation in my wife and make her my personal titcow for my protein shakes and lattes between pregnancies.
>>33787799What kind of memories?
>>33787804which song is that? Link it.For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU
>>33787813https://youtu.be/sqB-a492smQ?si=qeYewIrw292a_LgcShits making me giggle
>>33787811Particularly good sex with my husband, or hot fantasies we tried. And also just him looking hot doing things. Like this one time he was working on a DIY project and he lifted his t-shirt to wipe sweat from his face. Very elaborate, I know.
>>33787816He sounds lucky. I hope I have a wife that thinks of me like that.
>>33787818He very much is my dream guy! I hope you find the right girl for you, anon.
>shes back
>>33787825Let her be happy, it is what it is
>>33785577It's my first long term relationship, and I'm not sure if it's serious on her part of if I'm just her piggy bank.She wants to go on expensive vacations. I don't feel like it. I have just as much fun going on a hike that costs $0 compared to flying half way across the world. As long as I'm with her.She wants me to buy $1000 worth of clothes every year.She says I can afford a nicer car cause she doesn't like that I drive a van.She wants to move in together, but only if I rent a 2 bedroom in a more expensive area.Also every time we are together we must be doing something "fun" which means $100 to $200 per night.IDK, I'm kinda not feeling it anymore. I'm not even sure if she just likes being with me the same way I like being with her.Is this normal? Should I bring it up with her? Is she just using me?
>>33787825whos back?
>>33787832It's definitely not normal lmao. Do you really see yourself staying with such a person long term?
Femanons, would you date a german?
>>33787832Dump her. She's using you. She belongs in the gutters
>>33787843fuck no
>>33787832She shoulds really materialistic, at the very least. How old are you and how old is she? Do you get along in general?
>>33787843Maybe she dated the wrong type of guy, she's probably exaggerating
>>33787845Is the prospect of being walked like a dog and then being feed bread not appealing to you?
>>33787843I'm gonna find a stoic germanic man and introduce some mediterranean feminine charm in his life
>>33787843F, germans give me the hugest ick as a polish
>>33787843I've seen this girl on instagram. I'd take her on a date. Who knows if I'd take her on more. But I'm also german-american so I'm kind of biased.
>>33787850fuck that germans are autistic as fuck
>>33787843Imagine complaining about some buying you free bear, how entitled can women get??
>>33787843I just had bread with salami and cheese (gouda) and my balcony door is open for fresh air...At least I baked the bread in the oven, so it was actually warm.Her hands look like that of a child, weird.
Wait, do women not like walking dates?
>>33787860One woman not liking walking dates doesn't mean all women dislike walking dates
>>33787860Imo it's better than sitting at a table and twiddling your thumbs for an hour.
>>33787843Germans have a really weird culture. I lived there for 7 years and learned German to the point that I could speak it without ever resorting to other languages. Also most of my friends were Germans. Despite all that I always felt like an alien. It's just hard to explain but nope, I never felt comfortable.HOWEVER there's nothing wrong with how they do dating. I liked that part. No fuss. Just a coffee date and a walk. Also being invited into a German's home is a HUGE honour.>>33787851Doesn't work. The Spanish and Italian and Greek girls that I met were the most disgusted with the culture.
>>33787863Well, that's why I asked.
>>33787851>mediterranean feminine charmWhat does this entail with you?
>>33787843Maybe? I don't see anything particularly bad about the date beside the bad bread behavior.>>33787860I do.
>>33787852Holy based
Femanons, are you a big tiddy onee-san who is possessive of her little brother?
>>33787860I do
>>33787860They aren't dogs, they don't need to be walked.
My tax return is $680 but I had to pay $450 for my accountant to file everything. Yay me?
>>33787874>Femanons, are you a big tiddy onee-san who is possessive of her little brother?Nope, I just hope no one ever ends up hurting my brothers.
>>33787852What about Dutch, Austrians and Swiss people?
I don’t want to be in a relationship with my friend and I don’t understand why he can’t accept that He keeps asking me whyI had sex with him once I thought about it but I decided it was not the best for meI don’t know if I want to continue the friendship bc of this back and forth
>>33787843Nag but the most sensible lover was German, women do not like actual deathly burning romance they are ok with simply flowers and boring stuff
>>33787860Many women will consider it "cheap", but these are the same women who see dating as a transactional affair: expensive date for access to pussy.
>>33787851Cute
>>33787865I was playing a mafia-style game with a German guy and a bunch of other people and I wanted to do my silly roleplay voice that people usually love and he literally stopped me and said that I was wasting everyone's time. German efficiency at its finest lol>>33787869Well to elaborate, from my experience girls tend to like dates where you do something and talking/getting to know each other is secondary. Coffee dates can be ok but like if the entire thing is focused on keeping a conversation going you can hit snags. Whereas if you're out doing something it's 'more ok' to have lulls in the conversation because it's not the sole source of attention. You get what I'm saying?
>>33787880I hope this is bait.
>>33787884>my silly roleplay voiceWhat's that?
>>33787876Well maybe their moids do.
>>33787879also ick to me theyre all the same autist different font category
>>33787880Did he ruin his chances with bad sex?
>>33787885not bait
>>33787852>F>polishHello, pink princess.
>>33787877Good job!
>>33787892You're really a bad person.
>>33787887It's kind of like the voice of Deckard Cain from Diablo, which I find fitting for a fantasy mafia game.
Does anyone else not feel love? Like not just romantically but any form of love, I don't even love my parents or my siblings.
>>33787884>German efficiency at its finest lolIt's not efficiency it's autism. They take life too seriously. For example, you go for a simple sports game after work and the Germans will be competing like they are in the Olympics, and if you try to take it lightly or joke around, they get really irritated.
>>33787894I want more money tho
>>33787896Oh I'd hate to be forced to hear that too.He made the right decision.
>>33787895how am I a bad person because I don’t want to be with someone?
>>33787899as an italian who lived in germany, yes
>>33787852What about Italians?
>>33787884>You get what I'm saying?Yeah, thanks, good advice.
>>33787880>I had sex with him once I thought about it but I decided it was not the best for meYou gave him a taste, and now he wants more like a child asking for a candy.You're gonna have to straight up tell him that you regret it and want to go back to being friends, and if he can't accept that then the friendship is over.
God I cannot imagine myself going on a dateIt sounds horrible
>>33787903That is not the part that makes you a bad person. Leading him on, only thinking about yourself and not about his feelings, and acting like it's unreasoable for him to know what changed for you makes you a terrible person.You're selfish and truly suck.
>>33787907I love italians, all meds and slavs. Anyone who speaks a romance language too. Fuck the germanics
>>33787880OMFG you fucked it up bad.Do women not understand how men work?The guy is probably already obsessed with you.I'd just tell him it's over and never ever talk to him ever again and just block him entirely and hope he stops stalking you after a while.
>>33787898>I don't even love my parents or my siblingsThat's normal. Not everyone is into incest
>>33787910Why? Also, can you imagine a date that wouldn't be horrible?
>>33787910You can set up any date to your liking you know? Playing vidya at home and eating chips is also a date
>>33787914>Do women not understand how men work?Nta but no. Can you explain how men work? maybe i find a bf
>>33787870I'll start with some decent home cooking
>>33787905>>33787913>>33787907My people. Best time I had in Berlin was with Italians and Slavs. I wish I spent more time in Berlin.I suffered most of my time in smaller cities where my only options were Germans and Indians.
>>33787920I love cooking, so you would have probably already won me over that way.
>>33787880was he a virgin?
>>33787919Lonely man get really obsessed with you once you give them a taste. It's not possible for them to "just be friends".Maybe go hunt for a lonely guy. I suggest either STEM departments of local university or tech/engineering jobs.
>>33787922>we'll instead be slowly be germanised yourself>bycle trailersAre you having a stroke?
>>33787928It appears so.
I miss when goth girls were actually rebellious https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759868442963656.webm
>>33787927>once you give them a tastesex?
>>33787933Fucking randos is not a good way to find a good boyfriend. Do not trust anons here.
>>33787933Even just a cuddle is enough. You don't know how touch starved male nerds are.
>>33787914This is stupid why should I subject myself and my mental state to being with someone I don’t want to be with? I wouldn’t be happy. We had sex 6 months ago and I have told him we can be friends but I don’t think a relationship would work out I’m not looking for a boyfriend I’m not going on dates or talking to a single person it’s just not what I want and I’m not sure how many times I can vocalize this I don’t see myself being with himI don’t like him in that way anymore He’s a good friend and all but it’s just way too much to handle and I’ve asked him to drop it but it’s like every other week he asks the same question and I say the same thing I didn’t know what I wanted and I told him that even before we had sex yes I regret it yes it was a mistake and I no longer want to talk about it
>>33787920Question. As another /med/ who loves cooking and whose style of cooking is certainly different from your regional cuisine, would you appreciate my different take, or would be be fighting over how to properly cook each recipe?
>>33787932>blurring the bikinilol conservacucks.
>>33787919Trust me, you don't want one. Just enjoy manlessness
>>33787932So never? Goth was always an astroturfed subculture pushed by MTV. They were never rebellious, nor did anybody ever give a shit that they wore all black to feel special.
>>33787938>We had sex 6 months ago and I have told him we can be friends but I don’t think a relationship would work out I’m not looking for a boyfriendif you were that clear with him then you did nothing wrong
>>33787932This is like asking someone if they're homophobic for not wanting to date a gay person of the same sex
>>33787938Yeah, I get you. But he's locked in chemically. Love hormones are no joke. It's like heroin. It's a strong withdraw. He's never going to accept it. You need to just cut if off.
>>33787943i just don’t think our personalities work well together after being intimate and now it’s like I have to walk on eggshells about his feelings or it will just be a shitstorm
>>33787938That's why I said you need to make an ultimatum that he needs to move on or the two of you need to stop being friends.
>>33787950No, she just needs to stop talking to him. She should have done so 6 months ago instead of doing this.
>>33787949The only way to break the spell is by him meeting a new object of his obsession.But if/when he does so, he'll probably just lose interest in your entirely.
tfw im more productive in the sunshine.
>>33787952he wants my help with this but if it was this easy I would have done it already
>>33787939I wouldn't mind at all, I'm not a culinary elitist. But I draw the line at too much pickled stuff and cold food drenched in mayo lol
>>33785577Should I move to London?I'm M, early 30s, more of an intellectual type than athletic, I'm quite attuned to Anglo/British culture, I work in tech (AI shit) and I'm fed up of living in boring dead cities.I'm thinking moving to a big city would supercharge my dating life. Has anyone attempted this?
>>33787963you might be able to find a job but do you want to be in a minority majority city?
>>33787963I moved to a small town near London at 24. I was depressed as fuck and just wanted a change of scenary. Hated living in the UK, but it was the best choice of my life and I did find love. So it does not seem horrible.
>>33787958Sad. Look, I've been the guy in this situation. Just break it clean and tell him it's not possible to continue this and never talk to him every again. You cannot go back to being just friends and he doesn't see you that way, anyway.
>>33787898M yes I don’t think so
What was the story behind the Paris Poop Protests?
>>33787964>do you want to be in a minority majority city?Not really a big deal.>Hated living in the UK,Care to elaborate why?>but it was the best choice of my life and I did find loveI'm thinking it's the best way to 100x my chance of meeting somebody.
Europe sux
>>33787972Amerifat bux
>>33787972Everywhere does. Economic and political situation is deteriorating world wide.Sometimes I think of moving to some irrelevant country like Mongolia.
>>33787970They protest every week but I think that particular protest was because the government wanted to increase the retirement age.
Try not to hate women. You can't.
I bought lemon yoghurt and bretzel chocolate.I am doing dining extraordinaire tonight.
>>33787971>Care to elaborate why?The weather was tragic, mostly. I didn't understand how much seeing the sun means to me.Plus the British people I met were rather unfriendly, but to be fair I was not in the best shape to make friends since I was horribly depressed.I lived just ouside of London and the place I lived in was lovely, so there's that.>I'm thinking it's the best way to 100x my chance of meeting somebody.Being in a large city helps, but it's also rather isolating and it is hard to make lasting connections because every connection you make feels more disposable.
State genderHow often do you trim your nails?
>>33787979>man gets beheaded in broad daylight for insultibg Islam>crickets>retirement age goes up>absolute riotThe French are a joke.
>>33787981I love women. They're pretty and very sweet
>>33787972ya i hated europe
>>33787986Two times a week if I'm working, once a week if I'm on vacation and I get my nails done.
>>33787988Yeah, to (You).
>>33787983>it is hard to make lasting connections because every connection you make feels more disposable.As cynical as it sounds, that's ideal for dating. I'm don't need long term friends. I need to meet as many people as possible in as short a time as possible. Friends come later.
>>33787986M. Every few weeks.
>>33787995>As cynical as it sounds, that's ideal for dating.If you want to fuck around, yeah. If you want to actually have a long term relationship, it's definitely a bit of a struggle.
>>33787987The French have an empire mindset. They see the Muslims as part of their empire so they don't really see it the same way you do.Also, in all likelihood there are malicious organizations who smuggle these people in purposefully to cause political havoc.
>>33787986MAs a reformed biter anytime they get long enough to tempt me to bite
>>33788000It's weird because I was such a habitual biter but now I find it hard to bite them even when I need to because I'm out somewhere and don't have clippers
>>33787997Meh, right now I'm a fishing village on the coast of Europe where the only girls are AirBnB tourists who are always with their bfs, so I doubt it can be worse than this.
>>33787986When they get to about 1.5mm long.Today I actually cut my hand with my own nails, while I was cooking.
To both gendersAre you mentally stable or unstable?
>>33788007MUnstable
Men,How was your last rejection?
>>33788007I'm mentally fucked up but somehow still dependable. I never failed anyone.Actually responsibilities keep me mentally grounded.
>>33788002Couldn't be me. I chomp em down still if I feel one might get hooked on something and tear and also one time on the drive to a date when I noticed my finger blastin nails were long
>>33788004It's not as dissimilar. A lot of tourists, a lot of people who are transient, and it's hard to find someone who is there to stay or cares much to build something with you because there are infinite options. Dating in cities, especially very touristy ones, also has some issues.As I said, I did find love, we're actually still together so it's definitely not impossible. Just don't think that just because there's pretty much infinity options for people to meet it eliminates issues, I guess.
>>33788012>Men,>How was your last rejection?Normal. She mentioned she was going backpacking in Maine and planning to move to Berlin so it was likely nothing would happen anyway. I took the rejection and moved o.
>>33788002>even when I need to because I'm out somewhere and don't have clippersUm... what?
>>33788012Bad enough that it put me off trying again. I'm not mean for relationships.
Why is it that when I was a kid, girls were always down to play touch mine, I’ll touch yours, but now I have to play all sorts of stupid games, just to get a girl to let me touch hers?
>>33788007MStable and alright.>>33788012When I last rejected; She was too young for me and there was just a kind of disconnect there. She took it alright though.When I last got rejected or at least it felt that way; Made it finally absolutely clear to me I wasted years thinking about her after our initial breakup. I'm a bit ashamed how long it took me to realize that.
Anons, the NHL season has finally started.Have you watched any games?
>>33788012TfwNo one has ever asked me to a dance/date. Never went to prom or whatever. I don't know how I would react.
>>33788012I've never been rejected because I've never asked a woman out.
>>33788007>To both genders>Are you mentally stable or unstable?Am alright
>>33788030I've never approached a woman ever and I never want to. I don't think it's worth it for someone like me.
>>33788007F. Largely stable. I have my bad days because life sometimes sucks, but I don't spiral like I used to.
>>33788030>>33788029pretty sure we just said the same thing, guy. just opposite.
>>33787917Spending time with someone weirdHaving to impress themBeing judged the whole fucking time?Fuckc that shit>>33787918What girl is gonna say yes to that?
>>33788007F, holding it together for now
>>33788035How did you use to spiral?
>>33788027*remembers killer ice skate convo a while back & gushes
>>33788030An interesting game.The only winning move is not to play.How about a game of chess
Is it bad if a man in his 30s makes tiktoks?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78oBoLguC74
>>33788041At my worst, I ended up living secluded in my room for months, dropped out of school, etc.
>>33788049Were you a hikikomori?Did your family allow that?If you ever feel like it, you can finish school now.
>>33788044I suck at chess
>>33788049>ended up living secluded in my room for monthsWe all lived through covid too bro
>>33788012utterly humiliating>match with girl through tinder>we both are busy with different things, so schedule a date 2 weeks after matching>text are really great, talk on the phone, start sexting too>day of the date comes and its great at first>her mood randomly shifts during the date and she goes over and talks to random people >she basically ghost me the entire date talking to random people and random dudes she knows (huge red flag)>have enough so finally just walk out without telling her>she comes out and asks if Im leaving >I feel so humiliated that I dont even want to look at her>she says "sorry" and kisses me on the cheek>she text me the next day and says she sorry it didnt work outvery bizarre and awful.
>>33788052>Were you a hikikomori?I guess.>Did your family allow that?They were unaware.>If you ever feel like it, you can finish school now.I did go back to school, got a master degree a couple years ago :)>>33788054Lol
I wish I wish I were a fish (normalfag)
dogs are not peoplethanks for listening!
Ehy were my pork longes like 8,89$/kg, like 2 day ago, but today at the sane super market they are 11$/kg, but they say it’s a super special because they were (SIC) " 14$/kg". They never were 14$/kg and I wouldn’t have paid 14$/kg for pork!
>>33788057>I did go back to school, got a master degree a couple years ago :)Good to hear, that takes a lot of work and dedication! Are you working now?Sounds like your family should have taken better care of you, I don't know how they can't be aware of their daughter being that secluded...
How do I break up with my gf of 5 months? Shes really nice, but I just dont click with her or feel a connection.I was thinking of just calling her to say lets meet up, telling her how great she is and saying I just dont feel a connection to her. We are both in our early 30s and it may sound harsh, but I feel like we are wasting both of our time on this relationship.
>>33788012These are all from 2+ years ago.1. Ginger Girl I met during uni. She was doing her thesis on something niche and which I happened to know a lot about so I offered my help. Turns out she was in a LTR relationship. I thought, I could use her as a friend but her bf was awkward so I dropped it.2. Spanish Girl I met during uni. She introduced herself first. Not my type, but she was super smart and I got infatuated quickly with her. But it turned out she had multiple lovers and she wasn't interested in me. Also she was the career women type so I just dropped it when COVID hit.3. German Girl I met during a week long retreat. Again not my type, but she sort of gave me the right signs and I just gave her a chance. Then she sort of lost interest. Then reconnected. Then she again lost interest. It was a whole mess. I got badly hurt emotionally by this whole affair. Turns out, I was supposed to be the rebound because she was trying to get on her feet from her fucked up previous relationship. Left me messed up emotionally, anyway.4. German Girl I met during volleyball practice. IDK, definitely not the kind I go for but she was short and cute. Turns out she had a giant new bf. It was silly. Incidentally that class had a couple of girls I could have also gone for, but I felt like I had burned my chances.5. Girl I met while swimming in the pool. She wasn't into me. Was quite obvious from how she looked at the taller guy.6. There was this shy femcel type who was in my classes. I tried multiple times to initiate conversation with her, but she never reciprocated. She was always by herself and so was I most of the time, so I felt like we might have a shared experience. Anyway, I was basically always doubting whether my presence was welcomed or not when I talked to her. One time I saw her with some random dude and she was laughing her ass off. I guess I wasn't her type. She disappeared not long afterwards, anyway.
Femanons, would you agree that women here are more vile and untrustworthy than the regular women? I mean, you'd agree that maleanons are like that compared to normalfag men, right?
>>33788068No and no.
>>33788065>Are you working now?Yeah! All been good for the last 8 years or so. Ups and downs like everyone but never spiralled as bad as I did back then.>Sounds like your family should have taken better care of youWe all had a lot on our plate at the time, I don't blame them at all for not being able to help.
>>33788067>Turns out she was in a LTR relationship. I thought, I could use her as a friend but her bf was awkward so I dropped it.should have gone for it dude. This are all doomed anyway (rare chance they actually work out)My zoomer coworker is in a LTR with a dude on the other side of the country and I constantly flirt with her for fun.
>>33788068>Femanons, would you agree that women here are more vile and untrustworthy than the regular women? I mean, you'd agree that maleanons are like that compared to normalfag men, right?No and no, it depends
>>33788066Just invent a lie and tell her that your life goals are diametrically opposed to what she told you she wants to do.
>>33788068I think there's good and bad people everywhere. The people here tend to be more mentally ill.
Femanons, blowjobs are the best form of sex.
>>33788068A lot of the people who come here seem more hurt and alone rather than actual bad people.
>>33788073Sorry, I mean LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP. They met when they were 14 and they were mid 20s by that point.
>>33788038>What girl is gonna say yes to that?If she does say yes you'll know from the start she is truly the one
>>33788077I do like giving blowjobs very much. I prefer fucking like normal people, tho.
>>33788071Sounds good, you can be proud of yourself. :)
>>33788074I trust most anons way more than normies. I have no idea where this mindset comes from. Out of anons I've met and regularly interact with most have good reason and moral character, they just have low self esteem and are doomers. I've met way more piece of shit people at normies gyms and bars and stuff and it's not even close.
>>33788082She's probably cheating on him, many such cases
>>33788075This isnt too far from the truth. Without getting into starting a shitflinging thread, we differ a lot on politics. I dont want to get into some argument with her over it though so I was thinking of just saying we dont work out personality wise or somethign
>>33787918>vidya at home and eating chipsthis is my everyday
>>33788079But we also have such vile products as >>33788089.
>>33788085Yeah I just think blowjobs are hotter, more intimate, more visceral and immersive, more loving, more sensual, more passionate, more intense and immediate. How a woman gives a blowjob reveals so much about her and there's so much chemistry and connection in it. Fucking is cool too but blowjobs are love.
>>33788095I've never cheated, you are projecting whatever delusional and hatred you have towards women. Im saying ldrs usually dont work out because either of them are cheating or one of them is
>>33788100>ldrsLTR, long term relationship. Can't even read.
femanonssmallest and largest dick you've had sex with?
>>33788079Yes, you can see this with Cuckworm Sarge. He's a rape victim who acts tough, calls anons retards and then cries to femanons in emails about not having a gf at 28. Lol.
Men would you agree to 69 a male doctor once a year, if it erased all your medical bills?
>>33788100>I've never cheated, you are projecting whatever delusional and hatred you have towards womenYou are deranged.Get a grip.
I just want a boyfriend
>>337881056" to 7". I have not fucked around much.
>>33788108I life in a first world country so I rarely have "medical bills".
>>33788111>justDoubt.Also what are you stats?
>>33788111Get in line, Missy.
>>33788111*appears*
>>33788113Do you think saving a life should entitle you to oral sex?
>I have not fucked around much.lol
>>3378811267! Meme number! Hahaha!
>>33788108Maybe, I'd have to think about it and consult my pastor to see if God would be mad.
>>33788117No.You seem very bored. lol
>>33788118I haven't. I'm in my 30s and I've been with two people.>>33788119It has reached my kindergarten kids, it's tragic
>>33788067>But it turned out she had multiple lovers and she wasn't interested in meBV momentAlso, your first German girl story reminds me of a Korean girl I tried to date before covid. I talked her into going on a retreat with me and then the fucking day after she registered my advisor told me I had to fly to DC that week. TO PRESENT ONE SLIDE OF A FOUR-SLIDE PRESENTATION. She had a blast, I gave my registration to a girlfriend of hers so she wouldn't be there alone with no one she knew. But by then the ship had passed and she wasn't interested in going out with me. She deleted her instagram during covid and I lost track of her since.
finally ovulating again and finally i crave men again
>>33788128*swoops in*Hello
>>33788128*touches you with his hairy nerdy hand*Like this?
>>33788128Maybe you can help me with this morning wood?
Gender and do you think we should extend human rights to dogs?
>>33788128Do you need your doctor?
>>33788128I uhh I uh I was um uhh I hh aa
>>33788133i really do
>>33788134F. No, but I think shocking your dog is cruel.
>>33788134>tfw both AOC and Hasan in one dayMOSSAD is good, damn.
>>33788117>Do you think saving a life should entitle you to oral sex?I had a dream once where a woman saved me from falling off a cliff, and I ended up gratefully licking her pussy
>>33788138I'm neutral towards it, if more people used one maybe dogs wouldn't be so unruly. The melties I'm watching in several discords about it are amusing, though
>>33788133Really? You will let me stroke it? How did you know I wake up so horny?
>>33788068It's more like on 4chan we see men and women being more sincere, as if we were invited into the men's or women's locker rooms and could eavesdrop on everything they say. Of course, there are psychopaths like ENTJ and MKG who probably could've made me give up on men or even the whole humanity if they were the only people here to talk to, but most of the atoga maleanons are rather humane or even sweet, perhaps a bit too horny or prone to pestering and baiting, but overall tolerable. And it's not like we're entirely innocent here either.
>>33788059prove that i am not a person right now, you wretch>>33788066love is always built, so if you guys have a good chemistry or anything enjoyable as a pair outside of romantic stuff, then i think it's worth it to stay and develop that if you think she's a worthwhile person to do that with.not saying you should or shouldn't only that how you're feeling now doesn't HAVE to mean relationship end.
>>33788133how can i help..?
>>33788141He wasn't using the collar outside. He was using it to restrain the dog to its bed.It's cruel. He fucked up.He's probably not a bad person, but he lacks western sensibilities with regards to animals.
>>33788139What did AOC do? (Besides being a busty goddess).
>>33788139No, we are the Best.https://youtu.be/0GcEGkzmE4c
>>33788140I wonder if that tickles? Is it slimey? I try not to even touch myself, sooo I wouldn't know if that was desireable or not.
>>33788149She tried to insult Stephen Miller by calling him short as an insult.Except he's not short and it only resulted in her insulting half the male population of the country. Then she tried to apologize but in her apology TikTok, she doubled down and said some dumb shit, like if a short guy is a nice person he's spiritually tall. Basically still implying that being short is bad/unattractive.It doesn't help that she's married to a Shrek type of person. She's clearly a heightist.
>>33788079Pretty much. 80% of atoga anons are just tsundere.
>>33788148"western sensibilities" like making out with your dog and letting piss all over your house?
>>33788156damn they are really reaching to find drama for leftists, huh?
>>33788160Of fuck off. I didn't grow in a dog family and don't even think I would be comfortable with a dog in my house.But I can understand that if you have a dog, you don't imprison it with a shock collar to 1 meter squared of space, for Twitch views.That's just fucked up.
Why did girls wanted to touch my penis when I was a kid, but not anymore now that I’m an adult?Are women pedophile?
>>33788167were those girls kids when you were a kid? or adult women?
>>33788164Look, I liked AOC.But you cannot go out and day, "short men" == evil, "tall men" == good. What sort of fucked up worldview is that?She's clearly a heightist. Also Trump cabinet is mostly tall people so it doesn't even make sense.
it took me from 9am this morning to 9pm at night to get my gf out of her terrible mood without getting into a fight. I feel like I just beat Magnus Carlsen at chess
>>33788156>calling a 5'10" guy shortlmao
>>33788170you actually read the threads? and are able to associate events and storoes?
>>33788175exactly, that just adds to the insult, half of American including most from her ethnicity are way shorter than that
>>33788174Sounds like she got what she wanted. You proved you were willing to throw 12 hours away to entertain her bad mood.
>>33788165i've had many dogs and grew up with them and that's probably why i care less about this shit than you
>>33788128I wish you were sucking my dick right now femanon. Especially if you use a lot of tongue on the frenulum and along the ridge of the glans.
I just treat the girls on my IG dms the same way I treat the women ITT and... shit, I actually have nice conversations with women over text and not just on /atoga/ anymore.
>>33788173who cares? it's not like she's advocating for short men to be second class citizens legally
>>33786887No, incest is a nothingburger desu
>>33788170They were kids. I think they no longer want to touch my penis because Im no longer a kid.
State genderHow would you show your affection to your partner?
>>33788180>Sounds like she got what she wantedshe wanted a fight
>>33788183You're welcome, anon.
>>33788184she openly admitted that she views short men as lesser, she might not legislate anything, but that's clearly a bias that I will keep in mind going forward
>>33788187MIn every way possible.
>>33788173womp womp lil nigga this is a tall king's paradise
The standards of foids have shifted from 6ft to 6'4" over the last few years, so it makes sense she made that insult, as men below 6'4" are no longer considered to be humans by females.
>>33788190again - who cares? this impacts nothing. there are zero laws impacting short men. there is nothing for her bias to even affect. wake me up when she introduces anti-short-kings legislature.
>>33788187MBy not cheating on this one
>>33788195Women are stupid then. I'm 6'4 and the only effect it seems to have is hitting my head everywhere
>>33788187F. The thing that comes most natural to me is taking care of him, honestly. From cooking for him, to shaving his beard and brushing his hair, I just enjoy taking care of little things for him. I also really enjoy getting him thoughtful gifts. And being kind of annoying and silly. I wish I was more physically affectionate, it is something I have to remind myself to be.
>>33788190>i only vote for politicians who will fuck me!erm, ok
>>33788194people who are biased tend to be biased in many ways, she probably thinks just as much of niggas like youshe's clearly one of those browniod women who whine about discrimination but then their ambition is to get to white rich guy statusit's no coincidence that her husband is a very tall white man
>>33788201how should/does he, in return, show you affection?
>>33788187F, physical touch.
I think the worst episodes of any series is ehen they do a Danny Ocean parody!Do you agree?
>>33788197She fucked up and revealed herself.Not my fault that she hates short men.
>>33788206He does many thoughtful things for me in return. He is very physically affectionate. He tells me he loves me a million times a day, writes me love letters, and is just sweet as fuck. Also grand gestures here and there.
>>33788208Nobody knows who that is.
>>33788187MOf that image I already do the first 5, the literal only one I've never done much has been the "kiss attack". I'll probably be more verbally saccharine in the future, I'm naturally prone to speaking/thinking like that, I just usually hide it because I don't want to give her the ick.
>>33788202Actually yes. If a woman politician openly says that she would never date people who look like me, I'd never vote for her.
>>33788203"I'd never EVER fuck you but I think you deserve rights and enough money to live a comfortable life"Idk I'm good enough with that, there's always another snowbunny vro
Saturday evening and I am laying here with existential dread in my 30s.
>>33788209Hey, future first woman president Age of Consent here. You're goddamn right you disgusting little midget, when I come into power your kind will be put to work in the mines where all dwarves belong, as we save millions on food costs because of your smaller dietary requirements. Enjoy your freedom while you can, because like everything else about you it's going to be short.
GirlsWhen you masturbate, how do you not injury your pussy? You have long nails, doesn’t it scratch the inside?
>>33788217It's friday.>>33788219I don't have long fingernails and don't stick fingers inside.
>>33788208I think the worst episode of a series is the recap episode. Even worse when they do four recap episodes in a row.
>>33788210so he just needs to kiss and hug and show love and you take care of the chores?what a deal!
>>33788217>Saturday eveningdoes anything cool happen in the near future
>>33788216>I think black people are inferior, but they deserve the same rights.How does that sound to you?
GendersWhat did you learn from the Chad harem studies?
>>33788148>He's probably not a bad person,good people, OBJECTIVELY, do not serially restrain dogs to their bed using shock collars. any person that still watches hasan after that has an ugly soul objectively, are certainly less than human
Women, would you consider yourself a prude?
I love when ESLs say “womans” instead of women. Very sexy
>>33788221Wolf's Rain!
good tinder bio for a male
>>33788228he's got a 3rd worlder mentality about dogs, if you live in the 3rd world you encounter this often
>>33788219under the right conditions, a light brush or tickle of the clit and boom - orgasm. full on squirt sometimes.
>>33785625Women, just fyi, posting something like this once is a deal breaker for normal boring guys. Nobody cares if you slept with guys before, but people do care if your bitching about the kinds of guys you want to date now. Think about how abhorrent it would be if a guy posted>me, sad having to get ready for a date with the fat slob who isn't going to leave me for the next guy she hears is moving to DubaiYou wouldn't touch that guy with a 10 foot pole and you know it.
>>33788227MThat I should get cats becasue that gf project will never move forwards.
>>33788187Heh, he could look like meTrack her period and give her extra care and attention, lots of random words and compliments, lots of random physical stuff like quick hugs and kisses and slaps, do the harder chores, pay for us. If I do it right, she should be 100% confident I like care about her.
>>33788217What time zone is 24 hours ahead if mine?
>>33788222He also takes care of some of the chores. Anything outside is on him, and half of the day to day stuff. I cook and take care of most of the deep cleaning.He takes great care of me, I don't mind taking care of him.
>>33788233I did not post it as an example of a good thing.
>>33788220>It's fridayOh... wait. It really is.Ok I can't say if that's good, but I am confused now.I am genuinely stumped, I thought yesterday was Friday, but no idea why exactly.>>33788224I will probably just play some video games and chat with friends...>>33788242The one in my mind apparently. :x
>>33788229Definitely.
>>33788226You're conflating two very different things unless you think being deemed unfuckable is some sort of ontological statement
>>33788220>don't stick fingers inside.why not?
>>33787752This is going to sound super cocky but the reason I don't really count them is because I never really worked for them. Don't get me wrong im not a genius but I have good memory and im decent at seeming intelligent, so getting complimented on that doesnt mean anythingOn the other hand I do put effort on my appearance but I've never got complimented there because im just not working with anything good. I guess we want what we don't have.
>>33788218I would unironically vote for any woman that campaigned on eliminating men below 6 ft tall. Local, state, or federal election, I'd have her back.
what ironic is that I bet statistically republicans are way taller than democrats but liberal women still want to live in this fantasy world where their side is taller because, again, and here is the problem, they equate height with moral righteousness, like the tall are blessed by god and the short and damned
*measuring manon's pecs progress*
>>33788187MHugs and cuddles.
>>33788027Watched the Leafs suffocate the Habs, good stuff
>>33788254>what ironic>no capitalization>reddit spacingShit stirring foid hands, learn to type
>>33788251It's unnecessary?
>>33788248don't be obtuse, she insulted half of the men in America, and then equated being tall to being spiritually and morally superiorfuck her and fuck her ugly Shrek looking white husbandshe probably looks down on most latino men too, ironically enough
>>33788256They're actually moobs =(
>>33788254>what ironic is that I bet statistically republicans are way taller than democratsWhy would you think this?
>>33788264Are you fat
>>33788261don't care about g spot orgasms?
>>33788236my gf won’t let me finger her because even tho my nails are very short, they are naturally very hard and rigid. It hurts her
>>33788256*bounces them to distract you*
>>33788267Orgasms are orgasms.
>>33788252So did you put in a lot of effort to look good in your covid mask?
>>33788256What exercises was I meant to be doing? I think I missed the memo.
I really don't want to look at women.
>>33788187>bf offers: shit i don't want or need>gf offers: the only reason i want a relationship that guys won't provide no matter whatEvery image in this genre is pinkpill propaganda crafted carefully by misandrists
>>33788262She said 4'10", that is dwarfismShe also pointed out that he's seemingly /angry/ about this fact, it was not his height outright that was the problem, just a personal jab to start riling people up.Like if I said that both your cock and brain are almost definitely smaller than average.
Women, if a man saved your life by doing CPR, would you be mad if you learned that he also did an extra grope that wasn’t necessary?
>>33788278Get a feminine bf then or just date another woman
>>33788265because they are whiter and richer, for one
>>33788256I don't think even the most massive and perfect pectoral muscles in the universe would distract from how extremely puffy my nipples are.
>>33788258Did you see the sharks fuck it up? I laughed very much.
>>33788265nta but it's probably close, I'd love to see the numbers on thisRepublican areas are generally poorer than Democrat areas (for myriad reasons), which reduces heightHowever, Democrats are often women and minorities, so that lowers the height a bit
>>33788278You want a guy to cook for you?
>>33788285But black guys are taller than white guys, and most republicans are white trash from the south.
Women do you like male nipples?What do you want to do to them?
>>33788278I feel like I would do all six things as a guy.
I need a gf
>>33788289The Toskala style goal from centre ice…I didn’t see it but I got the notification. Classic Sharts
>>33788290>However, Democrats are often women and minoritiesThis guy is only talking about men.
>>33788270Cute
>>33788278Try to find an asexual man if you don't want a guy to sexually pursue or tease you.
>>33788274Daily in and out of femanon
>>33788290>Democrats are often women and minoritiesDon't a ton of christcuck latinos vote republican?
>>33788279yes but he's not actually short, and she still implied that shortness is an insult and worse, she is equating lack of height with the despicable character traits of a fascist wannabee,what if she went "haha, you Jewish" would that have gone down well?it was fucked up on many levelsyou can very easily insult somebody like Stephen Miller without also insulting a quarter of the nation.Just call him out for his creepy personality.
Would you date a woman that was previously in a relationship with her cousin?
I am sad. I am so tired of being sad all the time.
>>33788307I dont date muslims
>>33788307Why were you?
>>33788293>black guys are tallerblack guys are shorter>white trash from the southstill tall
>>33788307How eager is she to deeply and frequently suck my dick?
>>33788298Truly hilarious, both that goal and the OT one were funny af. Was the leafs game good? I might watch it while I fall asleep.
>>33788272I mean yeah? Skin care, decent haircut, grooming etc. It was basically the only time anyone has actually verbalised attraction towards me, you can probably understand why it stuck with me.
>>33788307Was the cousin male or fem?
It's no coincidence that women like white men the most.AOC strikes me as one of those brown girls who only dates white guys and would never date her own kind because they are deemed too low status, even if the guy is a doctor or something.I met plenty like her.
>>33788310Why not?
>>33788304I don't think that would progress my pecs much.
Would you date a man who was previously in a relationship with his female cousin?
>>33788235it's crazy what socioeconomic conditions can do to people's moral compass.
>>33788320Now do the dick size chart.
>>33788308Can you think of something that would cheer you up?
>>33788327The Dutch stay winning
I hate women. Going outside only made me hate them more.
MenHow do you feel about asians having brown nipples?
>>33788321They all come with male family members who will hate and potentially try to murder me
>>33788326It's just different priorities and sensibilities.You cannot understand unless you grow up in such environments.I mean, some Danish Island people are still murdering hundreds of dolphins with machetes each year, because it's tradition.
>>33788336They taste the same so it doesn't matter
>>33788336I'd happily and eagerly suck on them, assuming she wasn't against it, and especially if she was into it.
>>33788294I actually really enjoy playing with nipples if they're sensitive.
I wore my new grey sweatpants to the gym for the first time and fems were definitely checking out my bulge. If only I weren't a freak incel faggot unlovable chud.
>>33788336No strong opinion
>>33788327White guys have big dicks too. Should we do IQ next? Or maybe Nobel Prizes?
>>33788336I assume you mean asian asian, and not "technically asian, but we pretend to be a different continent" asian?It's fine. Filipino girls are hot.
>>33788336Nothing against them but I prefer only pink
>>33788327>>33788348Please take the race baiting to /int/ or /pol/
>>33788308Why are you sad, anon.
My husband will be a pink nipple enjoyer
>>33788354>implyingHellooooo
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33788354Racist
Never understood the brown nipple meme. The best tits I felt and sucked on were brown. She had the best ass, too.
>>33788354Pink nipples rock. I'm /med/ as fuck, but I have pink nipples and pale skin and I strongly prefer my own kind.My cock is also pink, btw. I cannot imagine having a brown cock.
>>33788335This. I heard so much during the time when incels had their little mainstream moment that>such and such posterboy incel actually interacted with women so much doing like interviews and whatever that he now doesn't hate them and is normal again!But the more I interact with women the more awful I think they are.
How do I find a woman that's into cuckqueaning?
>>33788357It's okay, i want him to match too
>>33788340"different priorities and sensibilities" doesn't make primitive african cannibals less degenerate.
>>33788364that's not how humans work
>>33788362That's me but now i'm busy
>>33788216the mental illness is extreme with this one
>>33788368Alright let me know whenever you're free babe
>>33788353I don't like my life very much and I don't know nor am intelligent enough to fix it.
State gender,Who do you look up to as a role model?
>>33788363Male handsWomen arent capable of being racist
>>33788372F. My mom.
>>33788306you must love fucking old men
>>33788372MI unironically do not have any role models, at best I can think of examples of people whose knowledge I respect (eg. Rick Bayless)
>>33788373Except when they are racemaxxxing.
>>33788373Okay anyway i love germanic and nordic men the most
Femanon, I just want you to know that you're one of the good ones.
>>33788367it is absolutely how humans work. just because we CAN have a variety of configurations doesn't mean that some configurations are less preferable to others, and cannibals (or people that treat dogs as less-than-people) are less human configurations and should be treated as such.
>>33788372Greta Thunberg.
>>33788372MaleNo one, really.
>>33788378You're a fat man living in your mothers basement
men with pink nipples look kinda weird imo
>>33788388They're just white. White men are hot.
>>33788317It was okay. I hate the defense first style, but it was good for the Leafs, solid win and Stollie looked great. I’d give it a watch. Did your team do well?
>>33788390All of us? Even the fat and balding?
>>33788387Sorry if i don't like youSee you cute germanic and nordic men with big pecs and strong thighs
>>33788372MKen Dryden
>>33788372MHasan Piker. Or Raiden from Mortal Kombat. Whichever.
Swarthy male x PINK fem
why do women pretend to know what dating is like for men
>>33788393I'm mostly German, and my thighs are Goddamn incredible. I have an ass that is better than yours and it's not even close. My pecs are soft, covered in thick body hair, and with unusually large, puffy nipples.
>>33788383You do realise she is the Antichrist?
>>33788393Strong thighs are downright delicious, good taste anon
>>33788372MaleGreta Thunberg, she should have won the Noble Prize.
>>33788400Dating isn't hard, I'm trying to stay single and one of my female friends was pushing me HARD to try and talk to peopleSkill issue on your part
>>33787986MCoincidentally just cut my toe nails.My big toe nails have gotten oddly hard.
>>33788403That was just the antichrist projecting.
Post genderWhat is your favorite kind of sandwichWhat is your favorite kind of soup
>>33788400>no RayaPoorfag was never gonna make it
>>33788391I'm displeased with how we played but we got a W so it's okay. Edmonton managed to fumble a 3-0 lead a couple nights ago, so I've been in a good mood regarding hockey.I watched the third period of LA-VGK the other night. Man, Marner is really so good.
>>3378833610/10, nipples and boobs are just erotic af
This song bussinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTQSFzmZROs>>33788400I hate women.
>>33788219Dildo
>>33788336Color does not affect my enjoyment of nipples.
>>33788413F. Favorite sammich, sourdough bread, brie, arugola, toasted nuts and honey mustard. I'd eat it every day. Favorite soup, roasted pumpkin.They don't go together tho.
>>33788413MaleSandwich: Nothing elaborate, but I like to put a potato omelette in some bread and it tastes divine. Soup: Lentil soup or pumpkin soup or pasta fagoli.
>>33788414lol, this
>>33788413MI made some spectacular sandwiches a few years ago, with mayo, ham, crunch lettuce and pan-fried chicken breast. That kind of stuff is still my favourite.Any really fat, creamy and rich vegetable soup. Pumpkin, leek, onion, tomato etc.
>>33788423>brie, arugola, toasted nuts and honey mustard.This mixture is always so weird to me.
>>33788416> Edmonton managed to fumble a 3-0 lead a couple nights ago, so I've been in a good mood regarding hockey.Ah yes, the classic. I love living in Oiler land, seeing all the depressed losers is glorious. > Man, Marner is really so good.Why would you say this ;_;Yeah, I don’t even want to watch it. I saw some highlight of their PP and it just makes me cry. Missing his skills, not his attitude
>>33788431it's a typical salad combination
>>33788400I mean for women it is that simple, just go outside and get approached by 10 guys. I can understand why she thinks that.
>>33788413F , baguette sandwiches and my grandma's fish soup
>>33788413MEither a philly cheesesteak or a French dip with swissLoaded baked potato
WomenWhat were you surprised to enjoy about the male body?
>>33788431It's really good. I also love brie and cranberry jam with turkey.Basically, if there's brie in a sammich I'm going to eat it.
>>33788439How strong men are, my first bf was short and not even a gym bro but he could effortlessly handle me. I still miss him.
>>33788441That sweet and cheese mix feels like an alien thing, as if we're from a different species.
>>33788413MPastrami on ryeMatzoh ball soup
>>33788439A soft penis
>>33788448Shalom, can I borrow $2
Women, please rate out of 10 >white skin colored dick, pink head>darker skinned dick, sim to brown>black dick
>>33788372MI wouldn't say he's necessarily my role model, but I think the Essential Craftsman guy is one of the few people actually worth looking up to these days. There are so few kind of traditionally masculine (actually masculine, not andrew tate masculine) content creators these days that don't go out of their way to inject what I would at least consider really toxic shit into their content to pander to their base. And at least from what I've seen from that channel over the years he does a good job at that.I'm pretty sure he's still like a right wing libertarian type, but he channels it through being positive about those values, not being negative about other values and I think that's a big difference between him and somebody like wranglerstar or any number of similar channels.
>>33788432>Why would you say this ;_;Sorryyyy.I think they're running an all forward PP with him, I didn't get a chance to watch it much so far but maybe I'll tune in tomorrow for the frozen frenzy. >not his attitudeWhat about it? I don't know much about it
women why do you all want to hold our pp while we pee
>>33785577GenderDo you think death and the implications of non-existence as a guaranteed end state are incompatible with human justice? Or do you personally feel that the "equalizing" effect of it is its own form of justice? Or do you try not to think of death.
Why did God make me attracted to women?
>>33788448I refuse to believe that that's how it's spelled. I've always pronounced it "matza" my whole life, and that's how I've always heard it. There's no way the second vowel is an "o".
>>33788450We dint really work in finance anymore, go ask an Irishman for a loan.
>>33788439I haven't uh, tried the male body but I was surprised at how good blond chest hair looks. I usually don't like hairy men.
>>33788462Alright, nice talking to you anyway David
>>33788447Cheese and jam/honey is a fantastic mix tho! You never eat that?You're a certified silly goose.
>>33788400She's literally right though. You need to take good care of yourself, have a good haircut that doesn't make you look "bum"-ish but it's true. It won't be as easy as it is for women but it is far better than sitting online constantly proclaiming the tragedy of your defeat.
Don't you think it's about time we had a discussion about your genitalia?
>>33788454They ran the all forward PP in TO as well, I hate it. If they put Maccaeli on the first PP it’ll be way better with Morgan on top. > What about it?He just never felt accountable, and he had this attitude that talking to the media was somehow beneath him. He just had this aura of arrogance, and his game doesn’t look grindy, so fans hated him. I found him annoying as well, especially game 7 last year.
>>33788451women dont care nearly as much about dicks as you seem to think anonunless it's a micro then they DEFINITELY care but as long as you're above that threshold you're likely fine.
>>33788468No I'm really self conscious
>>33788461It should be, based on Hebrew vowels, but whatever.
>>33788444Nice. I've never been with someone who was into being manhandled, but I bet it would be fun. >>33788449I've been with a woman who enjoyed putting her mouth around my cock when it was fully soft, swirling her tongue around it to make it hard. She'd let it fill her mouth and then find it funny to feel her lips slowly slide down, and my pelvis slowly push away, as my dick got too big to fit in her mouth anymore. I really miss that.
>>33788468I'll shower next week, mom. Go away.
Women hate me therefore I hate them back.
>>33788466I don't mind having dips that are sweet for things, but cheese? No, I find that gross and almost irritating.I do know the French like your combination too. But they eat a ton of weird shit...
>>33788477I've known since I was in the womb that the most significant display of respect you can give to someone is to lewd them, to sexualize them, and to see them as a sexual object of desire. So if people do not sexualize you, it clearly means they do not respect you.
>>33788467you forgot step 1) be tall
>>33787038Moid dinner
I go to sleep a misogynist and I will wake up as one. Good night, atoga, I hate women.
>>33788413I don't have overwhelming favorites for either, but if I had to choose ones to eat on an island for a year, banh mi's are very good and not tiring. Soup is a little harder. I like ramen , pho, bun bo hue, tom kha gai, and khao soi. Any I'd be happy with.
>>33788468I already jerked off five times today.What more is there to say?
>>33788477But maybe they don't hate you and you're interpreting the dynamic wrong? So *some of them*, *might* hate you, so you hate all of them with a certainty?
>>33788444What happened to him?
>>33787038Frying it in the pan is such an extreme amount of effort, though. Just toss some shredded cheese into a tortilla, set it on a paper towel, then put it in the microwave.
>>33788491He went to the UK to study and came back married ;_;
>>33788492I don't have a microwave.And I wanted it to be crispy.
>>33787038>tortillagood>emmentalgood>salamigoooi see no issues
>>33788482My instructions were implied to be suited for human beings, sorry. Should've made that clearer anon.
>>33788457FSure, there is no true justice. We all enter oblivion. When we die the universe die
>>33788494You guys broke up beforehand right?
Girls, would you think it's hot if your boyfriend were to cum on the floor and make you lick it up?
>>33785577M/FHave you ever considered giving up on normal relationships and going for something else that might still make you happy?I considered being a boy toy for MILFs. I think that could be fun in the short term.I also considered trying to land in a BDSM relationship as a master to a slave. But not sure how I'd go about that.
>>33788470Oh really? I didn't realize how popular it became, I'm very used to 4F 1D lol >He just never felt accountableUnderstood. Canada has a pretty harsh media environment compared to american cities, I understand some of the weirdness around media in for players of a lot of teams up there.
>>33788502No
>>33788495How do you live without a microwave?! How do you cook anything??
Women, which would you prefer, a 6 incher that grows from a flaccid microdick, or one that grows from 4 inches flaccid?
>>33788457depends on your idea of justice tbqh infinite torment for finite mortal sin is just as "unfair" as guaranteed oblivion imo, our idea of right and wrong just generally doesn't adapt to scales of infinite time and existence without logical absurdities.
>>33788500We only dated for like two months. We never had a talk or anything. He just sort of made it clear that we weren't going to do the long distance relationship thing. And it wouldn't have made sense anyway cause he spent 12 years there and I had my own life in the meantime. But I just sort of hoped.
>>33788496You should have seen how thin it was, it was kind of sad...My real quesadillas are quite thicc with chorizo or chicken and mozzarella plus some other cheese in there. Plus, I make an avocado dip or outright guacc with them.Crap, now I am hungry again.>>33788507LMAOWith my pots, my pans, the steamer and the oven. You know, like all cooks do? :)A microwave would be practical for reheating stuff, but other than I would have not much use for it.
>>337885044F 1D is superior anyway because forwards can’t ride the line like, say, Makar or Hughes. Big thing is that it’s just Edmonton, Toronto, and Vancouver media. The others are small enough and Montreal is a weirdly honourable place. Although if I was a player I’d never want to play in Toronto. Anyways, good luck on your season (unless your team is against us)
>>33788502No. I would think my boyfriend watches too much porn.Protip: If your fantasies revolve around degrading your partner rather than something you're experiencing then reconsider them.
>>33788509The bigger one
Moids, true or falseIt's not hard to seduce you, it's hard to keep you interested
>>33788502yes
>>33788457Justice is a human institution and not the same as fairness. You seem to be implying that.
>>33788511What makes him so missable if you only got a 2 month trial?
>>33786814Wasnt there a study showing married women dance more provocatively when their husbands arent around?
>>33788518Define what outcome of "seducing" you are targeting.
>>33788518False, it's hard to keep a man with a lot of options intrested but not me.
>>33788518Fruse
>>33788523First bf is always special. But he was also well rounded. No real flaws. I only ever dated fuckups since.To be honest, his now wife is hotter and way smarter so I probably wasn't very special for him.
>>33788510Yeah, the time aspect is something I've never heard a satisfactory answer to. At some point in "eternity", you'll have existed for over a Graham's Number of years. Truly incomprehensible time scales. All of human history won't be the tiniest spec. And you'd still be getting punished for something you did? Something that was a literally incalculable number of years ago? It doesn't make sense.
>>33788518Yes but that's literally everybody. Everyone starts with the assumption that people aren't bad and are likeable, and it's only after lots of experience that the worst bits of a person show. Honeymoon phase is a freebee, and any further interest requires more work and effort by both people.
>>33788513All meals are cooked in the microwave, you daffodil. Smart Ones, Lean Cuisine, reheating pizza slices, it all goes there.
>>33788514Good luck to you as well! I'll bait you into talking to me about hockey later in the season
I can’t stand when people say “did you hear what I said?” a millisecond after finishing their long sentences, let someone formulate a reply first.
>>33788535lol you're funny.
>>33788519Good girl
>>33788518It's literally impossible to lose a moid if you keep sexing him
>>33788518False. Keep seducing me (which is easy) and I'll be interested forever. Fuck, even a single time would be enough. I've never had a woman seduce me.
>>33788474It’s mainly playing with it because it’s so squishy.
Femanons...what sex position gets you off the best/easiest?
>>33788543That works too!
>>33788521Even if I disagree with you semantically for a few reasons (namely that the two often intertwine in many contexts, especially the insitutions which dispense/define justice themselves) my point was more related to how our systems and ideas reconcile with the more non-negotiable aspects of biology. I've been thinking about the death penalty a lot lately
>>33788518True
>>33788518I'm leaning towards true.
>>33788538Seriously, what do you do with the coffee from yesterday's pot? Drink it cold, like an animal?
>>33788545Me on top and it's not even close.
>>33785591MYes
>>33788518the men you want, yes, because they're swarming in options. the average guy, lol no not at all
>>33788534I'm not talking about the honeymoon phase. I'm talking about how easy it is to peak men's interest and how just as easily they lose that interest. For the most part, women's interest isn't peaked and they don't reply to guy's texts because of that. Women, the illogical creatures, make calculated moves when they reply to a man. And by calculated I mean they literally go over the pros and cons and why you might be a suitable future partner. You could say they weigh in their options. In short, we're not driven by lust or curiosity for the most part.
>>33788553I don't drink coffee.
>>33788560You pique interest. You don't peak it. I didn't read the rest of your post.
>>33788561Ohh, you're one of... those. I see.
>>33788518False and true. Seduction itself induces renewed interest. Put out or he'll leave.
>>33788502No. Clean that up.
>>33785725boo !good afternoon everyone
>>33788564You don't need to be so offended, anon.If all you need is a microwave that's fine.
>>33788560>how easy it is to peak men's interestbe hot, smart, talented, kind, bubbly...etc>and how just as easily they lose that interestif you're just hot sure, but if you're also smart and fun, then no,I only lose interest when you give me an ICK in that case
>>33788562It's funny because I know that information, and I also speak French. What a douchebag.
>>33788467Nah, she's completely wrong. Approaching women is a good way to get labeled a creep or a potential rapist, unless you're extremely wealthy or famous or a literal male model.
>>33788509Don't care
>>33788570What are your icks
>>33788536I’ll be looking for it
>>33788518False. Neither is hard if you try at all and you don't treat him like shit.
>>33788574the big ones is when she lacks empathy and somehow cruel to people or animalsthe lesser ones is when she's too materialistic or obsessed with living the instagram life
State gender and age.Do you sometimes hang out or do things at home while naked, or do you only get naked for bathing and changing clothes?
people in this thread who are not me--why do you love slamming doors so much? how much appeal can there really be in it?
>>33788581Why the age?MI always have my pj shorts on, but I sometimes change my underwear in front of the window. It's relatively private here though.
>>33788509the answer to any penis-related questions will always be:>whichever one is the biggest and thickest when erectliterally nothing else matters
>>33788568post noon to you as well
>>33788545Grinding on top
have you ever approached a door and thought, maybe this one i'll close like a civilized human being, maybe i won't behave like a complete fucking psychopath for once.
>>33788581I have a home gym with a giant mirror in my garage. I work out naked or at least in my underwear exclusively and constantly stare into that mirror as an inspiration to fix my physical imperfections. Still look like shit but im down 100LBS and am strong now, would've never dug myself out of that hole without a reasonable dose of body dysmorphia.
>>33788584>Why the age?I'm wondering if it's more common in certain age groups.
>>33788568You should answer the dick related questions for women.
>>33788537You just got TROLLED lolololol
>>33788591link ?
Women, would you have sex with an Indian man for 1 million dollars?
I'm horny!
i think i accidentally fucked a milf too hard and she fell for me instantly... what do?
>>33788537that's how i feel when people smile at me. give me a few seconds, please. take a few seconds yourself.
Women, write the name of the pornstar who you think has the best looking balls and then the one who has the best cock!
>>33788596No, not a whore.>>33788581F. Not really, I don't love my body and try to stay covered unless necessary.
>>33788595See>>33787558>>33788105>>33788451>>33788509Huh, there weren't as many I thought there would be.
>>33788599turn her into a gilf.
>>33788595Zelda?
>>33788608You can't talk.
State gender, give me your best recipe
>>33787558uhhhhmm>>337881054-7ish ?>>33788451>>33788509don't careeee
>>33788596not a prostitute. but if he was sexy i would do it for free
Women, do you believe in long distance relationships?
>>33788602I don't know the name of any male pornstars so I don't think I can give you an answer? I think there's a trans girl MtF who does porn named Natalie Mars who I think has a cock and balls? I don't know what they look like but I guess her?
>>33788616I believe in starting to date someone far away from you if you want, and maintaining an existing relationship temporarily while being away from each other, but I don't believe in long distance relationships.
>>33788607i dont wanna go end up in prison as a pedo...
>>33788616No
>>33788617that guy started on /b/ as a joke, lol
>>33788610MBoil pastaCook frozen veggiesAdd pasta, veg, can of tuna, olive oil, and parmesan to a bowlCongratulations, you are poor!
>>33788622that's unfortunate. I don't know any of the lore, and I only remembered the name mid-comment, initially I had nothing.
>>33785577How do we defeat big tattoo?
Women, why do you always need to go on the social media pages of underwear to tell us that your bf loves their underwear. Don’t you think if he wanted everyone to know what kind of undies he wear, he would have to us himself?
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>>33788616Yeah. I was in a LDR before we got married.I think some people are utterly retarded about them.
>>33788640>t. Retarded
>>33788641For... getting married?
>>33788610f (found a recipe n tweaked it to be better)• butter and parchment the pan - 8 ounces of barred chocolate (dark chocolate recommended)-1/4 cup cocoa powder (dutch preferred) - 1 tbsp espresso powder- 1 & 1/4 cup melted unsalted butter • mix (should be liquid brown n the chocolate **should** melt from the hot butter)• new bowl- 3/4 cups granulated sugar- 1/2 cup brown sugar- 2 tsp vanilla extract- 2 tsp kosher salt- 6 eggs and cream until fluffy • pour in the liquid brown into the fluffy mixture via hand mixer, should be like very very thick pancake batter (10 minutes on high setting) - 1 cup ap flour- 1/2 cup cocoa powder• sift into the mixture, then fold to not get rid of the airy-ness • pour into prepped pan• 350°F (180°C) - 20 minutes• slam pan against counter around five times and salt• 25 more minutes and finished !!
>>33788657>I think some people are...no for thinking
>>33788625>>33788660stealinggoing to make a lemon loaf, cyall later
genderhow do you deal with your partner getting on a melodramatic politics soapbox where all they do is spew platitudes you'd expect out of the most surface-level social media comment sections?
>>33788596No.
>>33788518False
>>33788581MNoI used to walk around in my underwear sometimes but I hate my body and I no longer live alone so now I'm clothed almost all of the time
>>33788518eh, half true.being seduced is VERY easy. all it takes is the right girl with the right look.but keeping me interested? it doesn't take much for me to stay invested
