In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. That said, while you *can* ask anything, there are some topics that have entire boards dedicated to them, so you might be better off posting there. For example:>>>/pol/ for politics,>>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues,>>>/r9k/ for incel rants,>>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction.To filter namefags and more:https://www.4chan-x.net/Also, we're on /adv/ and the /adv/ board *does* have rules. So, no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no posting personal information or contact details, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc. (If you want to post a picture of yourself or a Discord handle, post it in the ATOGA thread on /soc/ and link to that post from here).Finally, we would appreciate it if you didn't start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s!Previously on ATOGA: >>33878503
>>33881241Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
You people deserve the death penalty
>>338812412nd for flat women I love flat women I mean slender women
>>33881247I've seen it time and time again.
>>33881250Pedophiles and serial killers deserve the death penalty. The only penalty I deserve is being punitively masturbated and having my pee pee violently played with.
>>33881254If it was up to me you’d be dragged out of your house and shot in the head
I'm horny!
>>33881256Wow, no way! me too!
>>33881256Maybe I should help you with that by plapping you in the bum.
Blondes, have you ever considered dying your hair brown or black, since those are more attractive hair colors?
GenderIf you could transfer your remaining life to a person of your choosing, would you?I wish I could give what I have left to my grandma
can any of you call me cute even if I'm not? I need to feel better about myself at least temporarily
>>33881259Hooray for being male! >>33881260You're not the first man whose sexual advances I've had to decline.
>>33881261I didn't want to be thought of as a blonde dumb slut when I was groaning up, so I became a bottle brunette with black hair and got known as a mysterious emo.
I feel like my only pitfalls are lack of social experience, acne, and being 5'7. Surely I can find someone right? Especially if I can get rid of the acne (it doesn't wanna go and it has made that known) >>33881263You're cute anon
>>33881263That's kind of gay, bro.
>>33881263And your choice to call me cute has offended meI have power, there are people who depend on me
>tryng to rip off BlondeAnon
>>33881256NNN is starting soon...
>>33881270Is "they cant feel all the length" or "big ones hurt too much" the biggest moid cope of all time?
>>33881267>You're cute anonthanks ^_^>>33881268why D; I just want to be cute>>33881269umm what?
>>33881276>umm what https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV39h7GHDYs
>>33881275Dunno. I never had that problemBut I’d give 2 inches to have my hair back…
Who actually is that Sweeney girl I keep hearing about and what is her claim to fame?
>>33881271I'm not going to participate because I'm not fucking stupid.
>>33881282She's a famous TV actress and model who was recently in a controversial advertisement about "good jeans/genes" that critics thought had a pro-eugenics message.
>>33881264I’m not male
>>33881282How about you use google
women, do you think AI porn is more/less/same ethical than porn with real people in it?
>>33881279oh that song again, you replied to me with that exact same song the other day, I liked it
>>33881284More like weak-willed
>>33881282Welcome back venus de milo
for men, why do you guys not like to ever smile when you take selfies? why choose the deadpan stare at the camera?
>>33881293need a foid to hug around the waist while I suck on her foidchest for hours
>>33881294Because when I smile I look like a deranged psychopath who is going to giggle while torturing and raping someone
>>33881294My teeth are awful and I have nothing to smile over
Since it's Halloween, what's your scariest story?
>>33881297Are you old enough to remember when there was a trend of women wearing maternity-style blouses with giant fucking belts over the midriff? That was a weird time.
>>33881294I dont take selfies, but im not the best looking dude from the start, and my smile is uglier still.I deadpanmaxx as much as possible
State gender. Which matters more to your physical attraction , body or face?
>>33881298im sure it not that bad, the only ppl who have "bad" smiles are those who smile without their eyes, like Mr Beast >>33881300u can smile without ur teeth too anon :]
>>33881301I went to a school for delinquents and special eddies for two years when I was an adolescent. I pretty regularly heard violent screams from neighboring classrooms and once saw a student rip off a closet door and bash another student in the head with it.
>>33881301I woke up today and saw myself in the mirror
>>33881294I don't like performative smiling, then again, I don't like selfies either
>>33881308The Outsider by H.P. Lovecraft
>>33881301My dad pulled a knife on me when I was 12
>>33881304Face. I feel really guilty saying it because i objectively have an ugly face but if a girl's face looks like shit I just get this instant repulsion. Its why I dont judge people for thinking Im ugly, I can't help it on some level so I try to be understanding when others likely have a similar issue.
>>33881313Wtf why would he do that?
>>33881289I dunno I haven’t really thought about itIt can go both ways, generative porn is trained off real porn, often including revenge porn, it also takes money away from human actresses. Also generative pornstars can be far less humanly proportationate than real life. Even in porn the women’s skin and fat must realistically fold and move but in generative you’d be looking at something even more impossibly perfect than a doll and ruining mens’ perceptions of women. Also I think it harms men’s’ sense of consent.However I don’t think porn is a good industry and would kinda like it to slowly die away.
>>33881313This reminds me of my teacher when I was in school who kept me in class during Recess to breathe down my neck, grab my crotch, and then hiss at me about how he wanted to cut off my nuts with a pair of scissors.
>>33881261Except they aren't more attractive colors. And you have less sex with brownoid colors
>>33881316Gangbangers don’t like when they feel disrespected, and I thought it was some teenager rite of passage to disrespect him (I literally just stared into his eyes and he got upset)
TRUNK OR TREAT IS GAY!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Which of your male relatives did you most enjoy when he jizzed and came on your scalp and made your hair wet with semen?
>>33881270Cope for small dicked losers. Who the fuck believes that. If your under 5 it's over
Women:How long would you tolerate your boyfriend being unemployed before dumping him? Say you like him otherwise, and he has a lot of savings, and pays for all the dates, or at least offers to. He's also planning to go back to school but can't for several months because of semester not starting yet.
>>33881270Pillow looks comfy id want to get fucked on that
>>33881329It's funny that men have sufficiently gaslit women into coddling their biggest insecurity despite routinely using women for their bodies and judging them extremely harshly on basic matters of their body and genetics.
>>33881327TRICK or treat or TRUNK or treat?
>>33881287Then I doubt you're actually horny.
Hey
>>33881291There's no reason to deprive myself of some pleasure for a month, so I won't.
GenderWere you a quiet kid or did you do some wild stuff?I always thought I was a quiet, nerdy kid. But by the time I was 14, I had already:Gotten drunkAccidentally slashed two of my friends with a knifeTried MDMAHad sexStole some stuffDrew graffitiCrashed a carWhen I told my friend about this today, he thought I was in a gang...
>>33881349Wow dude you’re so cool
>>33881349Funny how that would just be considered an average upbringing in the 80s, and a tame one in the 70s
>>33881353>>33881355Like, seriously. I always thought of myself as a quiet, boring anime nerd. I guess when you're a kid, everything just seems normal.
I need to shave my armpits...
>>33880278NeverMix with sub5’6
>>33881362If you're a woman, pls no.
>>33881301I probably should have died in a car accident I got into when I was 16 but didn’t.I was trying to pass someone on a single lane highway, but they sped up and rear ended me while we were both going around 75mph.My airbag didn’t go off, they hit me hard enough to cause my car to fly over theirs. My car flipped three times and landed on the drivers side. I was white knuckling the steering wheel the entire time and only got nicked on my elbow by a pebble of my windshield.I have no idea how long I sat in that car, but it didn’t feel very long. I stepped on the steering column to climb out of my passenger side door, exiting my car like it was a submarine.An EMT was already helping the occupants of the truck that hit me, and he did a double take when he saw me get out of the car.>I thought you were… I didn’t think you were okay!The truck that hit me had an absurd amount of passengers. The driver, her daughter in the passenger seat, her wheelchair bound mother and two small children not wearing seatbelts, three St Bernard puppies and no less than three people sitting in the bed of the truck. My car flew over all of them, and it sliced through their battery terminal.It’s a miracle nobody died or got seriously hurt. The other driver sprained her ankle from slamming on the brakes.Her daughter told me this was the fifth accident that they had been in that year.
>>33881362Do it. I hate body hair on a man or a woman, like the Romans, who considered body hair uncivilized and plucked it regularly.
Burning the ground, I break from the crowdI'm on the hunt, I'm after youI smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm foundAnd I'm hungry like the wolfStrut on a line, it's discord and rhymeI'm on the hunt, I'm after youMouth is alive, with juices like wineAnd I'm hungry like the wolf
>>33881368>I was 16>My carAre you from Arkansas?
>>33881365I'm a man>>33881371I agree, thankfully I'm smooth except for my legs and armpits, hate having hairy armpits HATE IT (women should never shave their pubes however)
>>33881372For me, it’s Girls on Film. But for me, it’s really Come Undone
>>33881293I wish I had a Snow GF...
>>33881377Close. Oklahoma. Also, I misremembered my age; I was 17 at the time.I was driving to The Big City to hit up my favorite record store for Record Store Day.
>>33881378Because it's fun, son :p
>>33881379>women should never shave their pubes howeverNo way you'd ever eat a girl out.
>>33881388Not him, but that never stopped me. I also prefer women not to shave.
>>33881388Hair don't grow on the clit, stupid.
>>33881329Dick size doesn’t matter as long as you don’t have a micro. Many women can’t even handle big dicks. Being average dick size is the most versatile and most accepted.
>>33881393shave that gross shit I don't want it tickling my nose
Men, what are the most feminine aspects of your life/personality?
I will do anything, ANYTHING, A N Y T H I N G for a woman like pic rel I still can't get her and it makes suicidal and depressed
>>33881388yes I would
>>33881395Mother of all copes.
>>33881398I guess my hair and how I dress. I have longer hair that falls down and have a hairstyle that mostly woman have. And I take most of my outfit style from fashionable gay dudes.
>>33881398I take care of my skin and I don't "manspread" also people here always think I'm a girl despite the fact that girls are not supposed to exist on the internet >>33881395now say it again without crying
>>33881402There's no reason that biological females would select for big dicks, if anything them being attracted to big dicks would be a defect since it's like the least important thing for survival
>>33881262rooooommmmaaaan
>>33881399She has bags under her eyes.
>>33881402How is this a cope? There are a notable amount of women who just straight up can’t take big dicks. There is no woman who can’t take an average sided dick. For every size queen who can only get satisfied through big cocks, there’s probably 5 women for whom big dicks = pain
>>33881399She doesn't look that unattainable. But these girls usually have a boyfriend/husband who's often also their cameraman or manager.
>>33881409That's so hot>>33881411She looks like a 10/10
>>33881405>also people here always think I'm a girlHow come?
>>33881349FI was quiet and nothing ever happened to me. Didn't have sex until I was 24
>>33881412>That's so hotWhat?
>>33881407Humans have the biggest dicks of all primates because women have selected for sexual pleasure.
>>33881420And dick size keeps growing
>>33881410>For every size queen who can only get satisfied through big cocks, there’s probably 5 women for whom big dicks = painUnless you think big dicks are at least 13 inches this just isn't true.
>>33881390MI always thought Women own at least one plushie. Even if the plushie/doll is for their dog/cat.
>>33881414they say it's the way I type, it happens on other boards as well not just here
>>33881399> Yakuzabased> dark hairdouble based
>>33881424Big dicks are 8 inches and up. That’s a lot. 5.5-6.5 will “work” with more woman than 8+ inches
>>33881398My mom and my sister? Idk. I listen to music thats more for women sometimes
>>3388142413!?It'll be 14-15 soon enough... especially with how social media keeps warping peoples' minds.
when does your dick stop growing? I swear mine it's bigger now in my 20s than it was when I was 18
Why do women have to be so evil?
Down horrendous for a femcel
>>33881438evil women are the best though
>>33881395>Many women can’t even handle big dicks.Women give birth, they can handle a 10 inch dick
>>33881441how horrendous
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33881445Crazy, deranged, kooky etc
>>33881436your dick gets bigger if you lose weight
>>33881441Why
Nobody is responding to my fucking texts I’m going to have to go out alone
>>33881241>>33881293What is wrong with her face and eyes?She has a 10/10 body but something is weird about her face
>>33881416>I was quiet and nothing ever happened to meI think girl circles are generally tamer than boys'.>Didn't have sex until I was 24Based. And people here tried to tell me that every girl is whoring herself out by age 12.
>>33881456Like talkin to her + wanna make her happy
ITT: fags arguing with incels about what women like
While walking around, had a kitty coming up to me.Unfortunately it was really shy.I love kitties.
>>33881460You just have off-kilter standards.
>>33881458Who cares
>>33881458Go with me
>>33881460I know she looks like she is bored and annoyed at everything
>>33881454that makes sense, (I'm the anon that starves himself)
>>33881461I'm just a loser all the other girls I knew had lost their virginities by 18
>>33881467Kitteeeh
>>33881477True, but I don't want you to feel bad.
>>33881468>You just have off-kilter standards.Dude this is not a normal face for a 28 year old woman
>>33881483Lmao
>>33881458lets play deadlock
>>33881485i always said she's mid
>>33881482I actually saw three more today.But the others were even less interested in me...Still made me smile.
Hello
>>33881304Face with the caveat of weight being a substantial factor although face is also effected by that.
*kisses your boobs*
I got dumped by a girl because I was a virgin and she got fed up about me being bad at suckling tit
>>33881501Hey, my dick is down there!
women, favorite horror movie?
>>33881454>>33881436It doesn't grow, you just have less of your natural shaft being drowned by a protruding stomach.
>>33881496are you a tall woman that got bullied by short girls
Can I start making Christmas wishes now?Because I'm gonna start wishing for the singles on /atoga/ to get a gf/bf
>>33881380>>33881378>>33881372Music really has fallen off, WHAT happened?
>>33881304MFace
>>33881508I appreciate the gesture, but I know it'll never happen.
>>33881304M90% of people will say face and I am one of them.You could be a stick, but if I melt when I look in your eyes, you got me babe.
I think I've been getting too much circular feedback here regarding finding a boyfriendSo I went to the tumblr feminists for advice and this is what I received: - Be pickier - Go out more - Let them chase you- Chase them instead- Stop being an annoying loser - Just be by yourself - Self improvement- Get lucky ( in the sense that, only lucky people find love)So same stuff as here. Except they were much meaner to me, lol. Several of them called me an ugly loser and to get over it
>>33881420No they haven't, since during the trad era that ended not so long ago, women didn't have catalogs of dicks to consider. Only actual sluts do that even today, size queens are far less common than normal women who are more concerned with the other ,more important stuff
>>33881507No, I am a tall man
>>33881515>Several of them called me an ugly loser and to get over itDid you post your face or just as a random insult?
>>33881511she is gorgeous, my god
>>33881511FUCK I just want a cute girlfriend to live happily with, why am I such an antisocial goblin.How is it that my grandfather was social enough to have his framed photo in a frat house TO THIS DAY and my father was also social making friends wherever he goes but I ended up being an antisocial retard?Why am I the unlucky one?
>>33881515What's your conclusion of all this noise?
>>33881518I didn't post my face but I described my unpopularity with men I guess they all get hit on so much that they don't find male attention to be anything more than a nuisance. But I never get hit on, so. I did appreciate that they understood why that gave me a different perception of relationships
>>33881304I want both and would rather die alone than settle for less
>>33881515No one is too ugly to get a bf anon. Pro tip, it's Halloween, if you want better or newer pictures you could loan an outfit and snap a couple
>>33881304Okay, maybe some people would find this freaky, but for me, it's the genitalia. Like, the face or whatever matters too, but if she has an ugly pussy, gross boobs, or a weird-looking anus, it would disgust me. I'd still fuck her, but I wouldn't be into it.
>open porn page>5th recommended video is of some fat fuck masturbating with his sexdollWhy the fuck is this in the hetero category?And WHO the FUCK would watch this?!It has 125k views for fuck's sake.
>>33881526That I'm annoying and desperate and that men can tell. And that if it doesn't happen then theres nothing I can do to force it. I knew this already>>33881530Thats not the issue. Anyone can find a fuckbuddy but I want something rare and unacheivable
>>33881515MFirst, do you have friends? Second, do you have friends in relationships that you would like to emulate?Relationship advice can be given by anyone. But GOOD relationship advice is subjective and dependent on the person. Like if you're a goody goody Christian girl who wants to get married and have kids, why are you asking the agnostic chick who's bitching about getting pumped and dumped by the last guy she met at a bar date on tinder for dating advice instead of a young married woman at your local church?Internet relationship advice is going to be incredibly broad and vague. You can only get personalized advice, tailored for (You), from people who know you personally, and who either have similar life goals or at least understand yours.
>>33881485What's a "normal" face for a 28 year old woman? People have variation.
>>33881304MHer face. Her eyes and smile, specifically.
>>33881536My friend met his wife on tinder
>>33881511I'm looking at this face an only feel dead inside.
>>33881515They're probably right, you are likely ugly if getting male attention is legitimately a struggle. But don't let that get you down, it's just an obstacle you need to maneuver like any other. Get fit, eat right, find hairstyle/makeup styles that work for your face and body. Many ugly folks don't realize the insane power a good lifestyle and fashion sense gives you. I guarantee you're not so ugly that the above advice will not work for you, almost nobody fits that category.
>>33881536>rare and unacheivableYou can’t afford to look at it like that if you want this for yourself. You have to see yourself as capable of making it happen.
>>33881511Awooooga!
>>33881536>And that if it doesn't happen then theres nothing I can do to force it. I knew this alreadyThis should help with the desperate part at least. Don't know about the annoying bit.
>>33881536>>33881527How old are you?I've been thinking about trying to find somebody on reddit of all fucking places... it feels like maybe the best bet between 4chan-crazy and "too normie". But I'm M, so my situation is different.
>>33881533You know what? You inspired me, and soon there will be a new video on Pornhub.
>>33881522Your grandfather and dad lived life on easy mode compared to now
>>33881533The Pron industry is trying to (force) convert everyone.It's subtle, but people do notice it.
One woman also said I am selfish and immature, and annoying because I said that my friends who are dead broke and don't have degrees are happier and feel lucky because they have relationships. I guess she's right. Maybe I am just a hateful bitch and people hate my vibes
>>33881554Why was I born into the era of political strife and landwhales? Lord, why me?
>>33881553>PornhubThank goodness I don't use that.>>33881555I think this is some weird form of exhibitionism.
>>33881552I have a friend who found his gf on /r/gamerpals. I've posted about it before.They were long distance for 3-4 years before they moved in together.
>>33881558I don't get it.
>>33881261I did temporary black and white for a previous holloween. Was not good, I have blonde facial features.
>>33881304F, face for sure,
>>33881561At least we have technology and can goon to e-whores
>>33881511>>33881554more?
Well, thread?
>>33881558It sounds like maybe they were just looking for an argument.
>>33881539I doNot necessarily, they have dynamics I don't enjoy but otherwise they seem happy so I do want thatThe woman who said this >>33881558 to me, was talking about how she was very picky, and met her husband at a random huge party, and that they got along because they had the same sense of humor.>>33881548I know I'm working on it>>33881549But I'm not capable. It's okay in a way- same way I know I'm incapable of doing three backflips. It's just what it is>>33881567Don't get what?
>>33881574both individuals should have laid off the fast food and sugary drinks.Simple as.
>>33881565I... thought about r/dirtypenpals...
>>33881574Usually this happens to both partners. I know several couples who got fat TOGETHER so I find it funny when fat men complain about their fat wives.
>>33881576>But I'm not capable. It's okay in a way- same way I know I'm incapable of doing three backflips. It's just what it isI wish you wouldn’t talk about yourself like this.
>>33881580https://youtu.be/yRz7hlWTB8A
>>33881574She's fat in all of her pics. My BMI is 24, below average everywhere and I'M FUCKING FAT
>>33881561>Why was I born into the era of political strife and landwhales? Lord, why me?Suffering builds character>>33881573sure
>>33881574Your are not my children or my mother, my love for you is not unconditional.
>>33881591It's different?
>>33881580A fat man can still be the breadwinnerA fat woman is just useless
Spider in my room, the booty juicy!
>>33881583Sorry
>>33881552ntaWhy would you do that instead of just using a dating app? If you are remotely good looking it really isn't as bad as people say it is
>halloween>the day of sluts>femoids on atogawhat gives girls?
>>33881609It's not their turn yet, chad will get to them, don't worry
>>33881603I don’t want an apology, just saying. You’re capable.
>>33881596>fat man can still be the breadwinnerWhen I was fat, three different girls told me, 'I would date you if you weren't fat.' After I slimmed down, women and men started approaching me first. And I wasn't even that fat, my BMI was 27 at most.
>>33880675Aw, booboo baby. Nobody can have fun with or without you?Take your opinion to rebbit, sugar. You're not allowed to be boring here.
>>33881569:ODan fetishizing lady is back.
>>33881618Ive been low bf% my whole life and also ugly my whole life xD
>>33881304MBody, my face is a dumpster fire and i dont wanna be a hypocrite. On the other hand, my body is like a solid 9/10 (6'1, white, broad shoulders, good phyisque, tan) and the juxtaposition is pretty funny
>>33881609vidrel
>>33881628I don't think that's what hypocrite means.
>>33881621idk who that is but it isnt me
>>33881634got a better word?
>>33881635Shid, we have TWO Paul Dano fetishizers in this thread. Wtf
>>33881617I am trying to wrap my head around all the feedback. On one hand I need to try harder on the other I can't force anything to happen. I'm jinxed
>>33881639i mean i wouldnt be surprised if there are more, he's a very handsome guy. never understood why some men were confused by why women were swooning over him especially during peak riddler era
>>33881575I think she was onto something
>>33881640People will say anything online, and they don’t know your situation. I realize how ironic is of me to say that to you anonymously in textBut it sounds like a bunch of grumpy bitches crawled up your ass for no reason to me
>>33881536>unacheivableYou can't achieve the unachievable, because if you achieved it, then it was never unachievable to begin with.
>>33881653duh
>>33881651>for no reasonI asked them to tbf and I understood I was talking to a majority radfem audience >>33881653Yes
>>33881648I don’t think I agree. You’re rightfully stressed out about all this, not annoying. I don’t think you’re immature so much as just a bit inexperienced. I realize I might sound like I’m splitting hairs.
>>33881390i have a chiikawa plush, is that good?
>>33881657I guess it depends on the person on how I come off I've never been called immature though lol it hurt my feelings. Selfish sure but every human is selfish so that means nothing to me
>>33881660yes.cute confirmed.
>>33881656>I asked them to tbf and I understood I was talking to a majority radfem audienceWell, I think you should take what they said with a huge grain of salt>>33881661Yeah that really seemed wrong to me! This almost sounds like self-harm, asking them to talk to you like this. You can get the things you want anon
>>33881668:3c
>>33881586What the fuck? My BMI is 24 and people keep telling me I'm too thin.I do have massive legs, but that's because I train them a lot compared to the rest of the body.
>>33881680nta, looks like u never skip leg day
>>33881680You're definitely not too thin, they lie to you
God... I'm so fucking hungry.
>>33881684I do earn money with my legs so I can't neglect them....I'd better strengthen my core and back and arms too though
Complaining won't fix my problems but I also can't fix them.
The more I learn it seems to me that the Easter Roman Empire literally stabbed it self to death.
>>33881696That’s when you ask for help.
>>33881693I've also gotten money for sex a couple of times.
>>33881693>I do earn money with my legs so I can't neglect them....youre something like a professional cyclist and not a whore right
>>33881696Tell us about your problems
>>33881700>youre something like a professional cyclist and not a whore rightI'm a street artist in my time away from stem job. Pay is good
twink or treat
tfw no curvaceous east asian gf
>>33881711You should settle for the fat and balding guy on the corner.
>>33881715exactly.
>>33881715No, I will settle for an asian looking russian woman
>>33881711>literally me you’re describingTFW no loyal, monogamous white/Asian man.
>>33881715So should the women
>>33881718shad up, turd.Breed an American Pie woman.
>>33881718This, but a Russian-looking Asian woman
>>33881719corn-fed hands.
>>33881719Best I can do is a loyal, monogamous mulatto man.
>>33881444Giving birth is painful, moron.
>>33881719Marry me
>>33881247What does balding have to do with it? The obesity is the problem.And depending on how fat you are / how you carry it, it's negotiable. And yes, the penis matters.What matters more is who you are. You aren't your fat. Or your hair. Or your penis.Are you someone pleasant to be around? To spend time with?
>>33881708Smell my feet
>>33881390They are still sleepy neets in both. heh
>>33881731
>>33881737Trying to find a good male hooker site turns out there isn't any god being a foid sucks im not screwing anyone under 7 and that's all they have
I'm not picky or anything, but why does it seem impossible to find a gf who is:YoungPretty (at least an 8)FitRichNot a nobody, has an influential familyKnows how to cookA masochistic slut in bedSerious and competentHighly educatedAnime and gaming culturedI don't care about her body count or anything like that, but it still seems impossible.
>>33881738Posting this as an own is the equivalent of those fat guys who say they could totally do what professional athletes do
>Meeting a girl for a maybe date>"I don't really trust guys, can you empty your pockets so I can see what you have?>have wallet, phone, keys, knife, and a flushable toilet wand refill in my pocket>have 3 bathrooms that I clean every week a the same time>always just put 3 refill things in my pocket as I go through them all>one bathroom had nobody in it for a week so just forgot about the extra refill>"Why do you have this? Were you cleaning your bathroom?">"Is it because you think I'll come home with you because I'm easy?">try to explain I clean bathrooms weekly>"A guy isn't going to scrub toilets unless he's trying to get laid."Was literally almost in tears by the end, who do women think cleans single men's toilets?
>>33881741I did not understand most of your post or what it has to do with mine.
>>33881747Do you know any meets above 7" that want to get laid this weekend
>>33881744>who do women think cleans single men's toilets?Either their moms do it or nobody does
Would women rather date a balding tall guy (george constanza haircut, he refuses to shave it) or date a short guy with great hair
>>33881744That is a definitely a That Woman problem and not a Women problem. That’s insane
>>33881750I don't know how much 7" is.
>>33881744lmao
>>33881743He thinks he's people. Lmao
>>33880954Those aren't cheesy at all, those are all classics. But I love all kinds of cheesy low brow horror so I'm in no position to judge to begin with lol. No more movies for me tonight I don't think, but I hope you enjoy whatever you decide to watch
What's a toilet wand
I smell like bubblegum and cardamon right now.
>>33881769A toilet brush.
>>33881754>their momsMMy mom is overly coddling and very affectionate and 100% a "boy mom" but if I called her up to clean my bathroom she'd drive over with a paddle and an bad attitude, or if she was busy with book club or church she'd send my dad, I cannot fathom trying to get my mom to clean my stuff as an adult, I'd be family gossip fodder for years. She used to make me clean my sister's rooms sometimes when I was being a little shit.
>>33881742there are maybe 2 people like that in the world
>>33881388Oral is degenerate. Also throat cancer.
>>33881744BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMEN ARE SO NASTY IT'S A MEME(oh there's no way he'd CLEAN his bathroom unless he was expecting to fuck)
>>33881766I’m sure I will. I might just put on something I’ve already seen since I’m probably gonna be scrounging for attention on here all night lol
>>33881741Don't most male sex workers cater to gay male clients?
>>33881780It's okay, I only need one.
My brother spent $200 on pizzas, candy, drinks, etc for a Halloween party and got dressed up and nobody showed up. What should I do, /atoga/?
>>33881788they are both chinese
>>33881786something about turn "straight men" gay is their "fantasy".
Why do my feet resemble those of the mutant ninja turtles?
>>33881789Is this pasta
>>33881744she was looking for any way out of that situation lmao
>>33881789literally no one showed up?How? I guess they aren't his real friends and he needs to reassess them all, truthfully.
>>33881790I don't see a problem with that. I'd learn any language for my princess.
Men, would you propose to weinering with a Weiner Ring?
>>33881742lower your standards lmao
>>33881789Do people do that? Do people just try to set up parties without knowing if there's actually any interest to attend?
I've came and jizzed on every surface in my house, both at a distance and from rubbing my penis on objects, walls, and floors directly.What do I do about the sticky texture? And about the smell? I'm already on the verge of my housemates complaining to my landlord over the stench.
>>33881795Lmfaoooo>uh you uh, you only wore shoes because you wanted to have an easier time walking home so you could FUCK me didn’t you
Beating your children until they're excellent in school and music: dope or wack?
>>33881802Yes, it's called autism.
>>33881698>>33881702>People with friends and enjoying life are out having a great time on Halloween>Meanwhile I am in my room stressing over schedule bs and having no one here. I just hate living right now, there is nothing worth getting up for. I accepted this semester would be awful and next semester I would get a schedule that is good for socializing but now that is starting to show cracks, nothing ever goes right. Everyone around me gets to be happy or at least have something worth swimming through shit for and meanwhile I have nothing. Why am I miserable every day whereas others get to be happy and laughing with people and enjoying their day? I have to pretend to be in a good mood every day in public so I don't be awkward or ruin the time people around me are having, I hate it. I don't pilot a life worth living.
>>33881802Three people who said they would be attending canceled
>>33881742>Not a nobody, has an influential familyThat by itself limits you to %.01 of your local population. And mind you, most rich people are ugly af inside and out.
i love chadletgoodbye atoga
>>33881805My piano teacher regularly sodomised my bum when I was young and it made me much better at the piano.
>>33881807me too bestie
>>33881810Good riddance, racist bitch
>>33881810goodbye have a great day
>>33881808Well that sucks.
>>33881807You’re working towards a better life right now. I’m sorry it doesn’t feel worth it right now.
>>33881743xD lets keep the name section empty
How do I make myself physically younger?
>>33881789Are you gonna attend?
>>33881812Hope yours gets better>>33881819Am I? What will money get me that will make me happy? I'm not materialistic and I have my hobbies, what I don't have is social connection and a romantic partner. A high paying job won't get me either of those, genuine ones at least.
>>33881801I know that finding someone rich and from a good family could be hard. To be clear, I don't mean the daughter of a president or an oil tycoon. Even a mayor's family or a brand owner's family would be enough for me.But the other requirements are easy. I fit them.
>>33881800
>>33881789taking psychic damage from this
>>33881822Collect all seven of the Dragon Balls and then ask Shenron to make you younger.
>>33881822Work out Drink waterProper skin care routine Get proper amounts of sleeepA balanced diet
>>33881814NTAhuh? story?
It’s kinda based that men are disposable trash actually, since it’s self inflicted. Men only care about women, women only care about themselves. Suicide is the answer
Why is this board full of so many normongroids?You'd think there would be more homeless schizophrenic meth addicts and 40 year old virgins. Which young people are going to 4chan in 2015+10?
In honor of Halloween, can you guys state your gender and the closest thing to a real life horror story you’ve heard or experienced? If it’s too traumatic you don’t have to say.
>>33881824Well, start looking for a partner! It sounds like even just hooking up with someone would do a lot for you right now.I would hope that you’re getting more out of school than just the promise of high wages, too. You’re learning something worthwhile, surely.
>>>/co/151081755Spidey won
>>33881800TFW, no fun GF.
>>33881834what is a normongroid
>>33881834I've escaped the fate (like that screamo band, Escape the Fate) of being a 40 year old version. But I think you want /gioyc/ if you want bonafide schizoposting.
>>33881789Have sex with him
>>33881835I was raped at knifepoint
>>33881834>homeless schizophrenic meth addicts>>>/x/>40 year old virgins>>>/v/, >>>/tg/, >>>/pol/ and probably every other board except >>>/out/
>>33881789that sounds unfortunate. at this point, just invite some neighbors or some random guys to make the money worth lol
>>33881809>influentialNot that influential.>>33881825Also, I'm a narcissist and an ugly hedonist at heart, so I'd fit in perfectly there.
>>33881845Sounds hot.
>>33881835Fme and my dog nearly getting run over my a lunatic in a truck holding a shotgun
>>33881834>young people I came here to mostly discuss media and naturally migrated to other boards. When it comes to media, YouTube/tiktok have way too many teenagers. Reddit has way too many normalfags, so it’s hard to get as much depth in conversation. And other forums are way too dead to be worth the salt. This site is the best for certain media even though it has its own shitstorm.For social media this isn’t my main place though:
My costume this year is hot, depressed white guy
anons, any weird hear me outs?
>>33881823We live together so technically yes
>>33881851Only if it's a girl, otherwise it's a tragedy.
>>33881854>hot, depressedPick one.
>>33881855Hear me out, having sex with your hot cousin isn’t that bad.Hear me out, scat fetish is actually pretty tame.Hear me out, I love when my girlfriend physically abuses me because the hate and make up sex is hot.
>>33881859Okay hot and lazy you caught me
>>33881859definitely not "hot", since he's here on 4chan all the time, lmao.
>>33881672Thank youI don't value their opinion that much. Much but they do have what I want, and they think I'm stupid, so
>>33881837Based
>>33881855
>>33881834I'm a 25 year old virgin NEET with no friends. Well on my way to complete and utter loserdom.
>>33881869What's the bread baking about?
>>33881868Of course he did.He's AMAZING.
>>33881867Well fuck em. It takes a special kind of loser to do what they’re doingCan you imagine hanging around a place like that if you had a bf lol
>>33881855arby
>>33881873out of everything thats what you ask kek
>>33881836>Well, start looking for a partner! It sounds like even just hooking up with someone would do a lot for you right now.Where would I even begin? I have people here I know
>>33881849>Not that influentialNo you clarified specifically that influential in your next post quote. Try rewording that again.
>>33881855Hear me out, there is nothing objectively wrong with public masturbation. I should be able to jerk my willy while having a casual conversation with anyone in a group setting.
birds of a feather we should stick together
>no anon, you see...>they owned my body>but you own my hearthow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>33881863>I love when my girlfriend physically abuses meI don't understand this kink... If a bitch tries to slap me or something, I'm not violent, but I will punch her so hard in the head, she will see stars.
>>33881878I hear Tinder just werks
what is this phenotype called?
>>33881863>>33881880these are kinda (not) insane>>33881876wut?>>33881869this is pretty understandable, she's cute
>>33881890wife
>>33881887I don't think I'm ugly but I doubt I would fare well in a strictly looks only environment like that.
>>33881875Yes I can it's like instagram
>>33881851Sickening
>>33881890Trentham of the Irish kind.> aka bangable.
>>33881891i thought u were asking about hear me outs for characters
>>33881894Ah yeah I’m out of touch. I used to read shitposts on tumblr a million years ago but have never really used instagram
Why do men with undesirable characteristics, be it mental or physical, think that women will give a shit if they stop dating?This is mainly online behavior, but it's crazy how many men think that it's an "own" when they say they give up on talking to women, or start pity-posting thinking that they will feel sorry for them.Why would they care lil bro?
>>33881879Okay, maybe I do want that level of influence. But why is that so bad? I don't want a simple girl. I want someone who matches my worldview. But instead of it just being empty narcissism, I want it backed by real power. It's my only way out of peasantry, anyway.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6-7_(meme)I think I am officially out of the loop.
>>33881902I’m not sure. People need to realize dating (with actual freedom) isn’t fair, and it isn’t supposed to be.
>>33881904That is a good thing most of the time
>>33881902Deriving pleasure from others emotional anguish is what losers do
>>33881883I will beat her, rape her and throw her in the trash when I finish with her.
>>33881890the only thing that redeems women
>>33881834It makes a lot more sense if you don't believe the obvious bait and figure out it's all posted by loser chuds larping
>>33881877It's clearly the lusty argonian maid. Right is an argonian maid. Top is her being lusty. I get the polishing the spear reference. Bottom left is a sketch of a guardsman. I don't know what he's saying, but it's probably something about taking an arrow to the knee.But baking bread seems to be a pun I don't get.
gender, would it be rude to give fat kids that knock on my door a carrot while giving candy to all the other kids?
>>33881904That was a whole lot of text for very little substance.
>>33881915Myes, you should give them one of those magic pens instead
>>33881890this is the kind of woman anon is talking about when he posts shit like>I miss her>she was one in a million>no other woman will ever compare
>>33881907No, I want to be in the know in general.I mean I am not trying to be the """cool uncle""" type of guy, but I just don't want to be left behind from an understsnding point.
>>33881915If I was that kid father, I would sue you and win like ten thousand.
>>33881899oh yeah i was, but any interpretation really
>>33881912>But baking bread seems to be a pun I don't get.I seem to remember one of the volumes of the Lusty Argonian Maid having innuendos about baking bread. Kneading and rising, etc.
>>33881890not-sidney
>>33881902>think that women will give a shit if they stop dating?I don't think that. They clearly don't give a shit.
>>33881890that one girl you make eye contact with at the airport that you never see again in your life
>>33881917nta, first thing that my mind went to was an epipen
>>33881918so you think its justified or is she mid
>>33881931the former
>>33881890what I sincerely hope femanons on here look like, but alas, I think most are chubby, fridge framed, potato faced femcels.
>>33881923Oh, ok, thanks. I don't think I ever actually bothered to read all the books I tripped over in my adventures.
>>33881890girl next door phenotype. The kind that you either marry or that will do a complete 180 and ruin her life by doing meth and shooting porn.No in between.Your choice moids, will you save her?
Been with my gf since May and today she gave me a ‘promise ring’, I had never even heard of the concept up until last week. What am I supposed to think? I am flattered yet confused I guess? I did tell her to leave the real deal up to me
Women you're not worth itFuck off
>>33881890White bitch?I didn't know phenotypes had names besides just general race.
>try to fuck girl>she rejects me>keep talking to her and just be nice to her>don't deliberately try at anything but apparently being available, never getting upset at her, and actually just being available makes her feel safe I guess>She's being more flirty now and stuffWhat the heck women? Why are you like this?
Ignore that guy and date me
>>33881890she kind looks like nerissa's fleshtuber
>>33881916How fitting.
How is dick size even up for debate?
>>33881950I thought so as I read it, yeah. Brainrot, indeed…
Remember, dating is a scam. Promiscuity is the way. Imagine settling down with some girl or boy and taking a vow of celibacy when you don't even believe in God. Nothing's stopping you from fucking all the hot bitches or chads out in the wild.
>>33881946Women like yappers that aren't annoying
>>33881953But I do believe in God and I’m stopping me
>>33881953>Nothing's stopping you from fucking all the hot bitchesThe hot bitches are.
I hate men
>>33881958>I hate menUnfortunately, this turns us on.
>>33881890Hot nails.
>>33881942fuck off and die in a ditch ≽^•⩊•^≼>>33881958i hate women's wife
Hey Happy Halloween fuckers
>>33881789oof
Men will literally engineer, manufacture and instill with AI an entire humanoid maid fuckbot and sell it to other men, before they approach a woman and ask her out.What causes this?
>>33881962happy halloween bitches!!! i'm gonna get drunk as fuck, should i?
>>33881958thats like 1/10 men
>>33881903Ratio of em .01%, then whittle it down for the rest of your standards into oblivion.You will statistically never get what you want.
>>33881890Gaelic
>>33881965Maybe not too drunk! Drink water, lady!
>>33881964autism
>>33881958Then why are you standing in line?
>>33881965What would you drink?Also, stay away from 4chan so you don't post anything you might regret later.
>>33881956>But I do believe in GodIt's okay. Nothing wrong with faith.>>33881957>The hot bitches are.No they're not. I asked them and they're waiting for you.
>>33881964>What causes this?#metoo
Why is being racist to asian girls make them like you more?Why is WMAF propaganda pushed so hard? I only want to date white women, but the amount of asian girls that keep eyeing me and putting themselves near me is really tempting.Is this how white women feel with black guys?
femanons, arent you supposed to be getting fucked in slutty outfits right now
Girls, are you sweet or spicy?
>>33881973STANDING IN LINE TO SEE THE SHOW TONIGHT
>>33881965>gonna get drunk as fuck, should i?Yes, join me!
>>33881964>loyal>listens>will have a womb eventually>cant be raped>doesnt nag>dont have to chase and play the stupid dating game>doesnt need emotional maintenance>doesnt talk behind your back>doesnt destroy your reputation
I hate women.
>>33881958If this is true then I have one more gf before I meet my future wife
>>33881981which show?
>>33881964Neo is controlled by some guy with a VR headset, I am not joking.
>>33881975>they're waiting for you.This anon >>33881902 said they're not. And my personal experience tells me he's right.
>>33881958Literally me tonight
>>33881964Why the fuck cant they just put the hardware into one of those 1:1 scale video game girl sexdollsI want Ada Wong walking around my house baking me cookies, not this cinnamonman looking fuck
>>33881971alright!>>33881974>What would you drink?just wine, any suggestions?>Also, stay away from 4chan so you don't post anything you might regret later.like what lol?
>omggg, my boyfriend is soo abusive and manipulative>he treats me like garbage and regularly cheats on me>I cry regularly because of him and developed an anxiety disorder because of himOk, do you have sex with him when he asks you to?>...yes.I have no sympathy for women
>>33881989which one are you
>>33881958I’m this guy except there were only three women ahead of her in line and now I’m just sitting alone on the couch in an empty room. One of them wore a disguise dress and wasted a bunch of my time
>>33881990Tattoos ruined
Anons I don’t know why I ended up in atoga again. Will you help me get back out?
Oi SheilasHow my costume?
>>33881982wut are you drinking?>>33881978uhhhh not really unless there's some freaky ass home invader
>>33881996ye, you need to put your cat costume on and go to a halloween party
>>33881986https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JnfyjwChuNU>>33881991Make some cocktails. Pina coladas, white russians, or long drinks. Whatever floats your boat.A zombie, if you are in the Halloween mood.Secrets, dox, I posted some stupid shit on here when I was drunk.
>>33881993The guy
>>33881998>wut are you drinking?Scotch
>>33881997based
>>33881996tits or get the fuck out
>>33881996get fucked by Chad.99% of women's problems are solved like this.
>>33881996*feeds the stray cat french fries*
>>33881968I don't think it's that difficult to meet them. I know some people who know some people. The challenging part is making a strong impression and actually landing a date.
>33882006>fat bitch abuses animals
>>33881996there is someone out there wanting to give headpats to a clingy gf, you wont find that in this thread
>>33881997I'm going to use pine gap to sissyfy you via electromagnetic waves attuned specifically to your brain chemistry and then fly over there and tear your sunburnt little boyhole to smithereens.
>>33882012You can but he lives in bumfuck nowhere
>>33882005One can only hope
*falls asleep listening to your soothing stomach gurgles*
>>33881996I placed a bowl containing 7 delicious candies outside the front door.How many candies will be in my bowl when I check on it after 3 hours?
women, is this >>33882005 true?
>>33882016Are you my cat
>>33882016I have a cunt in the hotel room snoring so loud I hear him.
>>33882016*farts**holds your head down and forcefully opens your nostrils*
>>33882021>in the hotel roomnext to mine
>>33882008That's not the difficult part, autismo.That would be the rest of your standards also applying.You can have 3>Rich>Not a nobody, has an influential family>Highly educatedOr the other 7>Young>Pretty (at least an 8)>Fit>Knows how to cook>A masochistic slut in bed>Serious and competent>Anime and gaming culturedHere, let me simplify this for you:https://www.keeper.ai/calc
>>33882016is my stomach flat enough? i just ate
I was rude and now I feel bad and regret it. I'm sorry.
My gf has been getting progressively more dominant in the bedroom. At first it bothered me but now I have embraced it and it’s feels so good.I just wanted to get it off my chest
>>33882026Tight and snug.
>>33882004Oh look, a newfag
>>33882020I wish :(>>33882021ugh I can hear my dad snoring all the way up to my room>>33882022nooo I'm not a fart fetishist!!!!!
>>33882015>>33882022Nice costume, nerd.
>>33882027Who were you rude to?
>>33882026don't worry it's perfect :)
I wanted to go out, but it's too scary outside, so I'm here now.o(〒﹏〒)ohow's everyone doing?
>the pregaming continues
>>33882037Won't you go waltzing Matilda with me?
>>33882039My life story. Hope the party starts soonish
>>33882039>thought I was going to be late>turns out I was ready before everyone else
>>33882041I had to look that up lol. Sounds fun, but I'm not in Australia unfortunately.( ^o^)( ^o^)
>>33882025I increased my age range and the percent of women meeting my standard dropped.
>>33882025I think you're being too exclusive. Most rich girls I've met are cute because they have access to the best beauty products, procedures, and food. Here's my priority list for a wife, from most to least important:RichFrom an influential familyPretty (at least an 8)A masochistic slut in bedHighly educatedYoungFitInto anime and gamingKnows how to cookSerious and competent
>>33882037Just got from trunk or treat. Here’s my car.
>>33882034Cat poster>>33882030I though it would help her get back out.
>>33882030Newfags don't use old memes.
I miss my bpdemon scottish gf :(((((
>>33882037Fixed it because it really bothers me when it does that
>ayyy, clock that tea, sisWomen, what does that mean?
multitools are useless 95% of the time.
>>33882060Newfags that are returning from 2016 do.
>>33882065You are gay and stupid and brown
>>33882073What do you mean?
>>33882069How am I supposed to know that?Go ask tiktok.
>>33882054Okay, not too bad. Could be worse. There are about 40k women who meet the first requirement.
>>33882081That's roughly 9k per state average. But probably marginally skewed by tax law at random.
>>33882077Most multitools have a bunch of badly implemented half-measure tools. They're better than nothing in a pinch, but usually you're better off with a handful of real tools. Compactness is a niche requirement.
>>33882073>Stylus>Tweezer>Phillips head screwdriver >Fucking knife>Bottle opener >Hole puncherErm, maybe the useless one is you
>>33882088fucking knife?
I'm sad and need a hug :(
>>33882088>Fucking knifeNo axe?Pathetic.
>>33882094Same bro. From a girl
>>33882094I need some hot food.I had a sandwich, and that stopped the hunger pangs, but I want something that'd warm me up. I've just been sniffing this jar of chili crisp since it smells so good...
Back in hell
When are these noongars going to tell me what bar we're meeting at?
>>33882096I need a girl to hug me and tell me everything is going to be alright while she strokes my hair >>33882097I'm afraid of food, one sandwich is more than enough for me and even that's too much I think
>>33882097>chili crispHwat
How's your night going?
>>33882085I look at it more optimistically. Like, there are millions of people on the internet, but only a few are in /atoga/, so I'm already in the top 0.00001%. Getting into the 0.024% bracket shouldn't be much harder.
>>33882108I got sushi.
>>33882106>I need a girl to hug me and tell me everything is going to be alright while she strokes my hairI don’t need the verbal reassurance but do need to hold a woman and be held and hold her hand
>>33882105I'd love to see an incel camping period.
>>33882106>I'm afraid of foodEvil shit>>33882107Ye, LAO GAN MA
>>33882108Bath time to remove my face.
>>33882088>stylusIs this a joke?
>>33882108I’m alive. Think I might make a beer run.
>>33882109>Getting into the 0.024% bracket shouldn't be much harder.Bro, you're still thinking you can still have the rest of your standards.Put them all in, you delusional faggot.
>>33882117Maybe anon carries a Palm Pilot
I remember going camping with my whole class. The hardest part was finding a spot in the woods where I could secretly masturbate without getting caught.
>>33882087>They're better than nothing>in a pinchWell duh. That's what multo-tools are for. To have something that's better than nothing in situation when you don't have easy access to you tool chest.If multi-tools are useless 95% of the time it's because 95% percent of the time you're not in a pinch. And if you spend 5% of your time in pinches you NEED a fucking multi-tool, but also what are you doing with your life?>usually you're better off with a handful of real toolsWow, common sense is tingling. Did you just figure that out?I would say any one of your real tools is useless over 95% of the time. But they're really good to have when the right job comes along. Multi-tools are no different.
>>33882108Not bad. Every few minutes the doorbell rings. I'm almost out of candy. My cocoa is cold. Some kid was dressed as the Steve Buscemi “How do you do, fellow kids?” meme
I want to go camping with (get this) a woman
>>33882094
my food is late and my stomach is trying to kill itself
>>33882121More likely fat fingers.
Would anyone have a good anime to watch?
>>33882127Are you going to kill her after?
>>33882134I will watch dan da dan after I eat I hear it is good but I don't know. Have you watched chainsaw man? It is fun
>>33882124Yeh, but like, a saw? Who uses a multitool for that?
>>33882135No.
Women, have you ever been camping?
>>33882126>Some kid was dressed as the Steve Buscemi “How do you do, fellow kids?” memeHAHAHA he dressed up as an oldfag! That's a brilliant monster costume.
>>33882136No never. I'm pretty new to anime so I haven't watched a lot.I was watching inuyasha but I'm looking to branch out to other things.
>>33882137Files too. And I refuse to believe anyone has ever used the awl on a multitool.
>>33882135This bummed me the fuck out but don’t take it personally lolFuck this low trust shithole world
>>33882142You should watch Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
>>33882137People in pinches. Mostly caused by lack of foresight.
>>33882143nta F I've actually used the awl to fix a rip in my pants.
>>33882108I exist in hell for the amusement of the damned
>>33882147Who forgets to bring a proper saw? Even a folding one. Those people should not be camping.
>>33882138Why not?>>33882139YesI also have a vivid reoccuring dream that I can't tell if it's a genuine memory or fever.Where I was camping with my mom and some of her friends and a boyfriend she had, and they found a dead body in the bottom part of the duplex because a swarm of various bugs were coming out of the room.
>>33882120I already put in what's available. I'm okay with a bachelor's degree or higher, and exactly 0.024% of rich women have that. I already excluded obese women, so they're at least somewhat pretty. I don't care about a girl's height at all. I also excluded married women, not that I'm against cucking someone and taking his wife, but if I did that to a rich and influential guy, chances are I'd end up sleeping with the fishes.
Who needs a saw while camping?
>>33882152That's most likely a dream. I'd think the smell would alert them before bugs.
>>33881901I’ve never had Instagram either but I know it’s a normie thing and that they are normies
>>33882155Someone who likes to buy stuff.
>>33882146Ok sure I'll take a look at it.
>>33882155Campfi- oh, right, you're only supposed to use dead wood. I dunno. Trail maintenance. That's all I got.
>>33882161It’s a fun one. I had fun watching it with /a/
>>33882151That's not how pinches work.
>>33882162>you're only supposed to use dead woodEven if you weren't, it's usually easier.
>>33882159I made an account there because my friend is very normal and likes to send me extremely normal content from it, but using the app at all makes me want to dieWhat are you up to over there
>>33882155Fishing or hunting aids. You can cut small stakes for lines.
>>33882171>You can cut small stakes for lines.I almost responded with this, but I’ve only ever used a knife to do it
>>33882172I tried the knife but it was too thick.
>>33882174And not serrated.
>>33882173>>33882175Why you respond to him twice?
>>33882148How'd you rip them?
>>33882184Caught it on a branch while hiking. My gigantic ass, I mean... how'd you think?
Too much sushi...
>>33882191Diarrhea?
>>33882192No I'm just very full.
>>33882037gonna go out to buy groceries for tonight
>>33882170Halloween how about you
Women, if you go out with all you friends, and a guy ask every single one if your friends for your number but skip you, how would you feel?
>>33882037Hey. Everyone thought you were dead.
>>33882202This has happened to me. I just went home and cried
>>33882194You must be rich, to get full on sushi. I didn't know that was possible.
I pisses me off when a women is right and I am wrong
>>33882201Sittin around, talking to a girl. My town did Halloween yesterday since the world revolves around high school football here
>>33882202NAG. The fuck even is this situation. If someone asked me for the number of someone else in my group I'd tell them to ask her yourself.
>>33882212That is weird So no one is Halloween today?
do SSRIs actually work?
Is it possible to make new friends at 24m? I don't have any friends and haven't had any for awhile now and the future looks really bleak when you don't have any.
>>33882217Yes. Depending your expectations for "work".
No fems posted their outfits this year. /atoga/ has fallen. >Captcha: N0000
Happy Halloween togies
>>33882158That makes sense. They were drinking I do believe, but my mom has some smell autism.
>>33882216It’s so weird. I wish it felt like Halloween over here and not just Friday lol
>>33882211Anon, seriously? The awl thing?
>>33882220"work" as in make the bad thoughts go away or the brain feeling tangible happiness rather than nothing all of the time.
>>33882211How about you stop being a dummy then, dummy?
>>33882232what is that
>>33882217It works as in you are able to do your job without wanting to kill yourself. It numbs you but it also gives you more energy. It won't make you happier though
>>33882222Checked
>>33882235women get so smug when they are right
>>33882247I love when they do that shit
If you knew your bf once got arrested for sticking his dick in a horse’s nose. What would you do if you found out?
This is what I assume femanons look like.
>>33882237
>>33882233>make the bad thoughts go awayAfter living with suicidal ideations for 20+ year it felt like a great relief to discover that I had woken up not cursing the fact that I hadn't died in my sleep.> feeling tangible happiness rather than nothing all of the timeNo. In my experience they make you feel nothing rather tangible despair all the time. I wouldn't expect them to make you happy.
>>33882252Ask him how he could do that and why? Poor horse.
>>33882258I thought that's only for leather
Ok, does anyone know how to use the circle thing on those cheap wallet multitools?
I hope the ladies are having a wonderful Halloween night and staying safe.
>>33882252Laugh at his retard horny phase so hard that I'd probably piss myself.
>>33881333Hmm. If hes not trying. Thats the only condition. I just want to see him try.
>>33882267>the circle thingA protractor?
>>33882265Works on denim at least. I wouldn't want to use it on really thin fabric.
>>33882271Oh my fucking... is that a protractor? Like for a map or?
What's the moral of this story?
>>33882267It’s a water compass
>>33882282That was my first thought, but now it occurs to me that it doesn't provide a way to make the center mark, so maybe not.
I wish women were real.
>>33882282Or for measuring angles.
>>33882292>He literally looks like meSo you're brown after all
Heil yeezy
>>33882290Me too.
>>33882297Are you the trick or treater that showed me the black guy in a kkk costume?
>>33882230Yea that’s not right what they did to you
>>33882289Can't you just use the edge of the tool itself?
>>33882211Which is always
I ate a en entire choclate cake by myself today.. eill I wake up fat tomorrow?
>>33882211>a womenWhy is that a common ESL mistake?
>>33882312Yes.
>>33882217works for me
>>33882312Yes.I gained 2.2 lbs today from yesterday.
>>33882313Those cultures usually view women poorly to begin with.
>>33882297solomon my goat :::;)
I have something for you to watch, /atoga/, would you?
>>33882306Skeleton gifs and my spooky cats will have to suffice>>33882311Is that so
>>33882313>Why is that a common ESL mistake?It's usually just a typo, you only think it's esl because it was misspelled into a valid word
>>33881368Hey, that's crazy, that's pretty close to my horrible car accident with some different details. I didn't hit anyone, it was just raining and I hydroplaned. I had no experience with what to do so of course I slammed my foot on the brake and jerked the steering wheel. I started spinning out, then I hit a ditch and I started flipping, I took out a telephone pole with my flank and thats what finally stopped the flipping. I don't really remember anymore if there was something in between or not, I just remember the flipping and shaking and the car getting tighter and tighter on all sides afraid I'd be crushed then opening my eyes and realizing I was upside down. I gave one scream of anger and frustration and fear because I could smell something burning. I just didn't know where. I didn't know how to get out. But this was in 2020 and my car was a 2014, I realized I could still just barely use the phone pad on the dashboard. It was hard to reach and the smoke had that electrical smell so I was afraid it might hlow up but hey what other choice did I have? I used my one call to call 911 instead of any friends or family. Unfortunately that was the wrong call. 9-1-1 dispatch told me "uh-huh yeah well you see kid but you are actually right on the little county line between X and Y so you shouldn't have been routed to me good luck" and she just hung up. That was probably one of the scariest moments because I realized that I was out on a country road nobody really knew where I was, nobody was expecting me anywhere and I didn't know if anyone in any nearby houses did or even could have heard me. Luckily for me, soon there were people running up the car asking if I was alive and if I was okay. They did not expect alive either.Do you have a hard time driving as a result of your accident?
>>33882323Is that us?Are we both bpd?
>>33882331>misspelled into a valid wordProbably autocorrected.
>>33882323I've seen it.I remember the Harvey Firestein bit being amusing.
>>33881444Most pussy is not 10" deep.
>>33882337notmyproblem.jpg
>>33881496Rude name!
>>33881511TFW I'll never have skin this clear and pretty. Stupid fucking freckles and scars. But its fine. I'm as God made me, right?
>>33881444Woumb is not extra vagina legnth, shithead.Gaping is a minority fetish among women. And you'd know that if you spoke to them kindly and politely.
>>33882332Holy shit, that’s terrifying. That is appalling, what that dispatcher did. WowI didn’t drive for a month or so after the accident, yeah. I’m still very hesitant to pass people without a second lane.I’ve lived such a mild mannered life that it still feels strange to me that I have legitimately shocked someone by being alive before. Someone looking at you and basically telling you they thought you were dead is a strange experience
>>33882074I'm sorry I didn't spend 9 years in this thread.
>>33882285"Do the crime, do the time."I know someone who had a friend who became a high school teacher, dated a student, got caught by her parents, did a year in jail, lost the ability to teach, and married her a year later.
>>33882343Is that why your bladders are so tiny? To make room for the womb?
Atoganons dont really stay here for 9 years... r-right?
>>33882349What job does he have now?
>>33882345Cute vampire
>>33882342Freckles are cute and scars are cool.>God isn't finished with me yetSounds ominous.
>>33881996I immediately just thought of a cat trying to back its head out of a plastic cup.Kind of an apt analogy.
>>33882356Tiny headed tim.
>>33882358Dunno. I've only been here for five.
>>33882349How long did the marriage last?
>>33881574I give the weight loss ultimatum.
>>33882357Leave gingers alone
>>33882342>freckles and scars.I enjoy them both.
>>33882345Are you goth girl? That doesn't strike me as very vampire.
>>33882342Didn’t you say you’re doing something about it?
>>33882359>What job does he have now?I don't really recall but something decent. Middle management in a local company or something.
>>33882375No, I went as a Stacy. I'm not putting up a picture.
>>33881504I love all disaster movies.Can we please make more of those with high end productions? Pretty please?
>>33881596A fat man is disgusting and not getting sex from me I don't care HOW much money he makes. If I really really love him then I'll allow him to use me from behind biweekly but no other position and I'll remind him I want to fuck the man I married.
>>33882369Last I heard, it was going strong. Twentyish years.This is a friend of a friend so my details are fuzzy.
>>33882377He's one of those people that look 12 and 40 at the same time.
>>33882377No. That's one of the ginger dudes.Gary looks more homeless than post malone.
>>33881660Chikawaaaaa I have an Usagi in a pirate outfit
>>33882380Ever see Ghost Ship?Not a disaster movie but probably one of the best disaster scenes I've ever seen.
>>33881680They are lying to you, especially if you lost weight to get to that point.
>>33882385I already glazed it. Fantastic casting too.Poseidon (2006)
Women would you date a man who LOVES MSG?
>>33882395I like Chinese food.
So the jeetlord is ban evading? Cool
>>33882392Try Hard Rain. Floods take over a small town. More than just a heist film.
>>33882377He reminds me of this ginger kid with a bowl cut I went to school with who got bullied for whining all the time.
>>33882384So a manchild
>>33881680>My BMI is 24 and people keep telling me I'm too thin.Who is telling you that?I'm not one of those anorexic freaks but an accurate BMI of 24 is not "too thin".Usually when I see this it's from people who are out of weight or obese....unless you have thin proportions somewhere. Like I'm just normal thin with a touch of fat but my wrists look like a holocaust survivor's.
>>33882390Greer encounters the ghost of Francesca, who seduces him into cheating on his fiancée and then tricks him into falling to his death down an elevator shaft.Imagine a ghost wanting to paranormal your dick so much she convinces you to fall to your death. Lmao. Men have real NTR addiction problems.Anyway, I hope Ohio put this on plex.
>>33882397based>>33882398msg is chinese, not indian. And i am neither
>>33882402OH. Yeh, that's the word.
>>33882402This is a common feature of Autism Face. Literally every On the Spectrum or Neurodivergent person I know has Ageless Fae Creature Face
>>33881807The only way out is through.You might not be free to pursue happiness right now but are you minimizing stress you gain and relieving stress regularly? That helped me tremendously.
>>33882394>without a dedicated love intrestYes there is, it's Fiona Gallagher.Just cause they don't fuck because they're there to survive is male brain.
women did you ever get fired?
>>33882408It's because they don't make facial expressions.
>>33882415Demonstrably false in my own experience.
>>33882404>Imagine a ghost wanting to paranormal your dick so much she convinces you to fall to your death.I have.Reminds me that I missed that monster girl question a while back.I don't get the ntr bit but it's been a while since I have seen the movie.
>>33882413I was fired from a service job because the uniform didn't fit me properly.
>>33882421Do you smile with your eyes as well?
>>33882345Bewitching
>>33882377Yes
>>33882400>Christian SlaterSold
>>33882424Booba?
>>33882424tiddies too big?
Gary, how do you feel about the new national anthem?>Oh, Canada, our home on Native land
>>33882432Very.
>>33882426I enjoy bits of that movie. Maybe like 50% of the cgi effects. They're cute yeah.
>>33882438Can’t be that giant if she’s only like 5’1
Both genders,What's a good weight for a 5'7 man?
>>33882433>Do goth girls even still exist? It feels like they're an endangered speciesWe're still kicking some places. Probably more common in the UK.
>>33882433Yvw
>>33882435... n-no. What was this?
>>33882428>Anonymous 10/31/25(Fri)22:28:33 No.33882421▶>>33882428>>>33882415>Demonstrably false in my own experience.Yes.
Why are men so much more social able than women?>Smile at woman>She smiles back>Smile at man>He stops, smiles and says hello>Talk with man>Five minutes in he offers his number to me (platonically!)>Talk with woman>Number is akin to their social security number
>>33882445>manletHe should be shot into space and become weightless.
>>33882453Why the fuck is offering anyone their number platonically?
State genderDo you care about your own family's drama?
>>33882460No. I'm estranged from my family.
>>33882458Hey dude I wanna talk more about investment with you, can you take down my numberHey man you seem cool, wanna do something sometime? Can I jut down your number?Touch grass dude.
>>33882454>Hiroyuki SanadaOhio would probably too.
>>33882460I am my family's drama.
>>33882346Exactly. EMTs showed pictures in the ER because nurses said I looked fine, they needed to see I definitely needed an xray. Never did a CT though, so they missed a big concussion. Oh well! Driving is often very white knuckle so I don't even do it anymore. I just walk or bike.
>>33882353I said freckles and scars>>33882376I guess technically I can bleach my face?
>>33882463>>33882404Are you still in love with Ohio?
>>33881241I have a crush on my boss. What do? And how can I confirm she's into me too? She laughs at my stuff and texts me out of work (she initiates it). She has also invited me to a party next week (but hasn't given me details yet)Should I try something at the party?
>>33882462The first one is trying to sell you something.The second one is asking for your number, not giving his. And if he does that five minute in, he's also running a scam.
>>33882395Yes I do too
Okay so I'm the moid from earlier complaining about a woman who apparently hates the idea of clean toilets, and one of my sister's friends is coming over to see if I really cleaned the toilets. I did. I am quite literally scared shitless. It's 10pm on Halloween, does she just want to watch Dawn of the Dead or is she actually into me? Plz help. There is leftover candy, pizza, and soul cakes (soul cakes blow but I promised my mom I'd make them after moving out.)
>>33882472>I guess technically I can bleach my face?Oh I was thinking of someone else my b
>>33882473No. I just don't store my shit on a plex?And it's common knowledge he likes Sadako.
>>33882476I live on a military base. Something akin to those two lines have been told to me in real life. I talk to a lot of people in said military base because there's no stranger danger and we're all generally college aged.If you instantly reach conclusions about scenarios you are not keen of any detail of immediately, you NEED to stop NEETing.>>33882474Makes sense I see
>>33882478You could just compliment her, bro.
>>33882478I would think it’s safe to assume that a woman coming to your house alone to watch a movie at 10pm might be a little into you.
Boobs>AssI don't care, argue with the wall
>>33882454that movie is pretty boring
>>33882490What if there is more ass than boobs?
>>33882460I don't. They make drama over nothing all the time
>>33882482Air force boy?
saw some religious zealot arguing with zoomers in halloween costumes outside the theatre
>>33882490Actually it’s legs > stomach > ass > boobs
>>33882490It is face >>
>>33882460My family doesnt have drama because they arent poor or retarded
Halloween is stupid. There are demons and evil things walking outside every day. They're called women.
>>33882507women just dress like sluts on halloween
>>33882349Redneck moment
>>33882500So you like tall flattie women? Good for them.
>>33882512FROM WHERE?????
>>33882498cute
>>33882512>Well, you see, their marriage worked out and was actually totally happy because she never divorced him and had children with him. What? She had no ability or power to divorce him and it wasn't exactly up to her whether or not they had children.
>>33882518No, I'm not sure if I should
>>33882516Not necessarily, no. I prefer short, thin women and short, chubby women.
>>33882484When there is no more room in hell, everyone will want to make oute with you?>>33882487I'm on my phoneadskljf;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;he's fine
>>33882512Why is it that we can only have one extreme? Either you're allowed to marry children and be an actual pedophile, or if you get married before or at the age of 25 you're a child bride and you're supposed to wait until you're a dried-out hag with nothing left.
Women don't care that men like to watch sports or play video games or whatever. Women get pissed when men do that when there is work to do. Like get off your lazy ass and go fix the pipe in the basement, and then you can play your video games. Men perceive their own lack of listening ability and action as women "nagging" them.
>>33882527>leg>shortUm. Do you know short women have less leg? Why is this? What is like?
>>33882453More like >smile at woman>smiles back>smile at man>fluoride stare
>>33882534Why don't you call the plumber?
>>33882540Accurate
>>33882534women might as well not exist
>>33882530One of the ladies said I should've worn a corset over the dress and then I'd be snatched nsexy especially without the leggings but, it was cold. And corsets are kinda... Kinda slut coded.
>>33882541Men be like:>"no babe, we don't need to call a plumber, I can easily fix that" >*proceeds to not ever fix it*
>>33882540Don't smile at me. That's gay.
>>33882549looks good :thumbsup:
>>33882550Real
Y'all see the recent twitter trend of men exposing women being beggars? https://x.com/CDT416_/status/1983184680636776572/quotes
>>33882549>Kinda slut codedHEY!Cute costume though.
>>33882555>Y'all see the recent twi-No.
>>33882553Thanks anon
>>33882555>Y'all see the recent twitter trendI'm white, I don't use twitter.
>>33882539Quantity =/= quality
>>33882558>>33882561Well, now you can!Click the link to find out more!Word on the street is that women are evolving!
I don't want to masturbate all the time but when I don't I get too horny
>>33882566nah
How was everyone's Halloween
>>33882550That's when you take some initiative and CALL A FUCKING PLUMBER.
>>33882567i do it once a week and i feel like thats a good balance between refraining from excess masturbation and release from horny-stress
>>33882563WHY DO YOU LIKE LEG IF LESS LEG IS BETTER?YOU HATE LEG, MORON.
women if you make me your bf, i would do all kind of cool stuff for you
>>33882573ntai think it looks greatlike you really were bitten by a vampire and infected with a supernatural disease lmao
>>33882572I worked. It was fun tho
>>33882557I know I know its probably just because I associate them with Stacy, SophieSilva wears corsets with EVERYTHING and she looks fantastic yes but also somehow ridiculously slutty https://youtube.com/shorts/735_TnJgYzA?si=0m5RdKZfQX7yEFvk
>>33882575Moids be like:>"I want women to be submissive tradwives and obey me""Anyways...CALL THE FUCKING PLUMBER YOURSELF!!"
>>33882566These bitches are hungry for Dubai chocolate, if you know what I mean (I mean getting shit on by Emirati oil barons for money)
>>33882563length of leg is the most important quality though, after maybe absence of canklesno offense to womanlets but stubby womanlet legs arent awe-inspiringly sexy
>>33882578Short leg cute. I don’t gotta explain SHIT
>>33882573I had a little frog toy I HAD taped to my hat but he was too problematic so I just carried him. Shoulda brought a broom. BIG HAT GOOD HAT also you have huge titties
>>33882575>>33882585Uwu I would rather my strong wife talk to Mr. UGLY BASTARD PLUMBER about fixing her pipes and then she peg me afterwards~
>>33882581>>33882582Me too. I'm just having a little drink before bed>some kids took all the candy that I left outA tradition as old as time.
>>33882572I had one kid ring the bell and I answered the door with my gun in my pocket because I forgot it was Halloween. Told him I forgot what day it was and he looked at me dumbfounded.
>>33882589>no offense to womanlets but stubby womanlet legs arent awe-inspiringly sexyvツv I disagree
why not just not have a wife at all then you dont have to worry about whether or not youre supposed to be doing anything
>>33882594>peg meWhat's the issue here?
>>33882572I am making money hand over fist
I wish my cock was 10 inches long and 6.5 inches around
>>33882605How?
>>33882602Or men can just stop with their weaponized incompetence.
>>33882572i live in a rural place and probably havent gotten trick or treaters in over 10 yearsi didnt bother to decorate or anythingi didnt even realize it was halloween until i got off work and saw the 4chan style change when i got homeif id have just gone to bed idve never even realized it lol
>>33882572It wasn’t half bad, but I didn’t celebrate beyond posting skeletons. I hope next year’s is more fun.
>>33882607I got my old job back, through tips
Im scared to end up with a woman who doesn't like penetration. I need my future wife to want my dick
>>33882575You don't seem to understand the true nature of the problem. >hey, there's a problem. We need to call a professional to fix this.>hell no, we're not! I'm not spending a ridiculous amount of money so they can overcharge me for an easy fix AND I'll have some stranger just stomping through my house showing his ass crack trying to fuck my wife! I'll do it myself. And then he never does it. He never gets around to it. You only make this mistake once of just going behind his back to call a professional to come fix it. When you do, he will be fucking furious that you went behind his back and dared to make a decision without him. The best option is just to pester him until he does it, because you can't fix it. You can't call anyone else to fix it. You just have to get him to do it. And before you say you can just learn to fix it yourself there's YouTube fir that. No, he'll be furious that you touched it, because you took his job, and you probably fucked it all up, because you're a woman and this isn't your place of work. He was totally going to get around to it. You beat him to the punch but now he has to undo "whatever bullshit you did", and do it right.
>>33882608the latest buzzword
why is it that women are incapable of using instagram without contacting their exes constantly?For every women I've known, 'do you use insta' has been the perfect litmus test for 'do they cheat'This is a question for women, simp beta-male 'feminists' need not respond
>>33882608We'll do that when you stop weaponizing your sexuality.
>>33882602Having a wife is a personal choice, but some men prefer to be told to not kill themselves by a woman. Can you really blame them?
>>33882614maybe you shouldn't have cheated on him
>>33882614why not just marry someone who isnt a piece of shit
>>33882326When was the last time a woman was wrong to you
>>33882606OK Mr. Monster can
state genderwhat's the last thing you purchased and why?M, pic related. Self explanatory.
>>33882599KEK how bad is you neighborhood that you have to bring a gun to your door? Are you in the projects?
>>33882620women dont tell you not to kill yourselfhell they nonverbally encourage it
>>33882627I think It'd be better in nearly every way
>>33882614>you can't fix itWhy can't you? Youtube exists. You fix it if you're so bothered by it.
>>33882602The meta strategy in current year is to have a kid and live together and be a family but never officially get married or cosign anything so you can easily leave at the drop of a hat
>>33882613That's why you try before you buy. You should also ideally live together for a little while before you get married. Some women say that this is a terrible idea to live with a man first, because then you're pretty much already his wife and he won't want to legally make you his wife. I say that's bullshit. If he is just not committing to you it's because he's fucking whores on the side. A reasonable man should want to live with you for a bit and just give it a test run and see if it's functional or if you end up running into a lot of conflict on who's supposed to be getting groceries, how you split the bills, who leaves food to rot in the fridge while saying don't throw my stuff away. Who fixes what do you agree on different little things that would really pile up in a marriage, and especially sex.
>>33882619Women's sexual control over men is completely self-inflicted by men.
>>33882628cool lock at the antique storeten dollasbureau of internal revenue maybe
>>33882624How would you know he's like that until you're married to him?
>>33882639by living with him beforehand?
>>33882628Cream makeup black and white.Was going to touch up my face but it looked better falling apart. And then I ate some free food and it fell off more.
>>33882628Did you wear a mask when buying it?
>>33882635I think maybe it could have worked if it was just like a little paper frog that I taped to the very center of the hat instead of putting it out on the brim. Even a stuffed animal might have just been too heavy for the hat. Next year, there will be improvements though! I'm thinking about doing a monster hunter cosplay
>>33882637Guess social conditioning, power dynamics and gendered expectations don't exist then then.
>>33882625Hmm it’s been a minute now that you mention it, unless I count some things you’ve said about yourself
>>33882641>Does chatting with exes = cheating now?practically yesif you dont cut them out of you life once youve gone to a new person, it means that the ex is more importantwhy would i want to date someone who cares more about their ex than me
>>33882643And what if you don't do this because your parents are extremely against cohabitation because it's not biblical and because it makes you whore? Or HE holds that position? Or it just never came up while living together?
>>33882460Fthey won't tell me, so not really.
>>33882651It's already been done.
Ultralight backpacking my way to femanons house
>>33882641Yes. That's some dude that you had sex with. Your sucked his dick. What do you have to talk about now? How much you miss sucking his dick? Not a singular woman would be okay with a man talking to his ex girlfriend.
>>33882654Nobody forced you to give your live savings to some thot on twitter, whereas women have to worry about being raped against their will. Hope this helps!
>>33882660then you should just become an old maid at that point unironicallyimagine letting your parents boss you around as an adultimagine believing in, and being ashamed of made up "whore" behavior by people who dont even deserve consideration
>>33882613wait who doesnt?
>>33882616Everyone uses insta
>>33882641>Does chatting with exes = cheating now?lolLMAO even>the absolute state of f*moids
I got a tooth pulled yesterday and I was pretty zooted. Where would I have put my tooth?
>>33882671This is a big conundrum for women though. If you live by the good book and you're an actual good Christian woman who's following the principles like you're supposed to, then you're a stupid prude who lets everyone boss you around and you're clearly property. If you don't and you just have sex with boyfriends to make sure that you actually are compatible with him, you live with him to make sure you're actually compatible with him and like him, there are plenty of men that will call you a whore and say this is why we need Christianity to be the mandated religion.
>>33882673no contact isnt scorched earth. its the default, the normal thing to do. we broke up, we block eachother, thats that.
>>33882672M, women with vaginismus. An old friend dated a woman who dealt with that and she didn’t really enjoy penetrative sex because of it
>>33882613Is that even possible?
>>33882680just because somebody calls you something doesnt make it true. why can't women realize that. words dont create reality.
>>33882641>Does chatting with exes = cheating now?Not quite, but it would make me uncomfortable. I’m sure you can understand why.
Why did women turn every single holiday into a way to openly be whores?
>>33882686I suppose you couldn't understand, but it does hurt yourself esteem when you're not really doing anything bad, you're doing something that plenty of men do, and in the long term, it does have pretty good benefits for you and for him, but it doesn't matter. You're lumped in with every other slut that fucks a different man every night and told that you are why society is falling apart.
I wonder if i were to date a woman, but refuse to ever have sex with her (making excuses, im not ready, not feeling it, i cant right now im tired from work etc.) how long that would last until she breaks up/cheats on me.
>>33882613Well I don't know any woman without endometriosis that dislikes penetration so, maybe just ask.>>33882636This I also agree with.
>>33882652you can just order on them through the internet and get it send to your house.
>Most women don't care about cock size>Those who do like big cocksIt's better to have a big cock. 9 inches and thick to be safe
>>33882669Acting like getting scammed for affection isn’t real harm just because it’s not violent is a pretty convenient take.
>>33882690>women want attention>women dress slutty>men give women attention>men complain about women dressing slutty on internet
>>33882682I have only ever talked to ex's to hopefully rekindle the relationship. Everyone I know is the same. I have never known anyone who kept in contact with their ex's just to totally stay friends.
Yummy, Yummy, YummyI got love in my tummy
>>33882696I would care more about Veteran’s Day if it were a titty holiday, sad to say
>>33882669Spotted the streamer.
>>33882696Those boys deserve it!
>>33882690Actually, you did that first. By having whore versions of holliday parties at clubs.>Men really can't even take responsibility for turning women into whores by driving whore demand sky high
>>33882692just stop being bothered by itpeople say shit about men who do and act like i do all the timeidgaf, theyre wrong, why be concerned about what wrong people think
>>33882678Check the freezer.
>>33882608That's women, though.
>>33882709thats why i only fap to cartoonswouldnt want to encourage whorery in irl females
>>33882678in a wad of tissue?
Don't ever get serious with a fat woman, they're ticking time bombs. One day she might finally decide to lose the weight and then she starts thinking she's too good for you.
>>33882716she looks flat in the 2nd pic too, what are you talking about
>>33882711Holy shit, thanks!
>>33882698Not really.https://calcsd.info/
Remember when Halloween was just kinda wholesome spooky family stuff? and now women are like "here's my super slutty cat girl maid witch costume teehee" and then get drunk on halloween themed drinks before sucking off some Chad in a bathroom.
I'd be the kind of guy who breaks up with his gf after the first argumentI'd want to change my mind but once i decide something i do it even though i know ill regret itmaybe its a good thing ill never ask a girl out or date
>>33882710Even if they say they don't, women always care what other people think. We are hardwired to care very much what other people think.
>>33882725>Literally my cock
Having a big dick doesn't matter if you still look, act, and sound like a fag.
>>33882690They should be slutty everyday
>there are spas that dont allow men WHy does everyone hate men
>>33882726the former is for kidsthe latter is for adultsyoure complaining simply about growing up
>>33882731Women will hate you no matter what, but you can put her in her place with a big enough dick.
>>33882727Yeah and I posted the top with my hair up
>>33882690i just love calling my titties the north and south towers during 9/11 (would've worked if it was a holiday (ദ്ദി˙ᗜ˙) )
>>33882729>We are hardwired to care very much what other people think.you are SOCIALIZED to care about what other people thinkyou can unlearn that shit as easy as you learned ithumans dont have any "hard wiring"
>>33882719I just wanna look good for yagood for yagood for yaOh-oh Oh-oh Oh~
>>33882732They are, holidays are just like The Purge for women where there are absolutely no rules for one night.
>>33882725grim
>>33882735or a ball peen hammer
>>33882725Men, how many fluid ounces is your dick?
>>33882739Sexuality.
>>33882735That doesn't happen in real life.
>>33882738Can I call my dick American Airlines Flight 11 and get a titjob?
>>33882739If you spent 20 years or more living something as the truth and the way that you must be, it is extremely difficult to override that conditioning. Especially if it's very hard conditioning. Are you kidding me? Even people that defect from China still follow all Chinese media. They still consume all of the propaganda. They still believe that, well, the CCP did prevent them from having a happy life that they are obligated to serve it.
>>33882746also learned
>>33882745Same as pic rel, I have the same cock plus or minus a quarter inch
>>33882725I'm doing alright, too bad I haven't had sex in years.
>>338827455.46 i guess>>33882743
>>33882113>Evil shitwhy is it evil?
>>33882752Skill issue
>>33882759If there is a God in this world, it'd take the form of food.
>>33882760>>anon accidentally admitted that he could be turned gay >Lol>What is prison, Alex?
I won’t be divulging the volume of my penis itt. Sorry
>>33882730>>33882743>>33882757Now take what you've learned and behold what is considered the holy grail of penis statistic.
>>33882752i dont think western society has very hard conditioning since people give it up so easily
>>33882765Don't want to flood the thread?
>>33882765Yeh, you foids do your boobs first.
masturbating is so great, sucks im going to hell because of it
Women why do you get headaches so often?
>>33882745A whole bunch apparently.
>>33882771You’re still invited to the party
State genderWhy did you start coming to ATOGA?
>>33882772Unironically, because I have large boobs. Nerve pinches.
>>33882771Repent and turn to God>But I keep messing up!Repent and turn again, even if you have to do it every minute
>>33882754*holding your cock*
>>33882768It’s exclusive info only fit to reveal irl. But also yes
>>338827772020, or 21, I think.
>>33882776Jeez, how flat chested are you?
>>33882776Moid hands
>>33882766Damn, women have very unrealistic girth preferences. Girth varies was less than length, even an inch above the average is quite rare.
Do foids like veiny arms because they look like giant cocks?
>>33882780Lol, nice
>>33882777M>browsing "popular threads" on the main site>ask the opposite gender?>holy shit there must be women there
>>33882776But that's hot!
>>33882777I don't really remember specifically but I was depressed because I was unable to do things irl
Femanons, would you date a 6'3 brooding vampire man who initially pushes you away because you wouldn't understand but then starts to warm up to you?
>>33882778>Nerve pinches.what do you mean?
*gives you headpats* good girl :)
>>33882766I keep seeing different versions of this chart
>>33882778Your breasts are not connected to your head, you dumbass. If your tits are that huge that it causes problems maybe you should actually start lifting weights in the gym to build some back muscles. You could also just lose weight and they'd go down.
>>33882787They all want horse cock apparently
>>33882778>mastectomies you :)
>>33882778have you tried having small boobs?
>>33882787This source argues its way lower
>>33882798But which version is cope and which is demoralization? Hard to tell.
does it matter if them porn i fap to is unrealisticim never going to have sex anywaysi dont interact with women either
>>33882770I wonder if her friends think the same things men think when they see her.
>>33882771Masterbate in hell genius. Problem solved.
>>33882804I have one that is at least satisfying in every version>>33882803Literally me
>>33882798the other one you saw was most likely JH's personal preference. She would post it often
>>33882805Why not they are cute and nice when they aren't being scary
>>33882788Not really, it just makes him look strong and means he's lean under his clothes
Your arrogance is an unhealthy ego in need of repair
>>33881807I'm 31 and realizing my life passed me by. I'm finishing up school because i fucked around in my 20s. I had to be around people dressed up going to parties and it reminded me of some of the fun times i had years ago. I could go out to bars, but i'd have to go alone. Most of my friends moved away, are busy, or i haven't talked to in a while. One friend calls me occasionally and that's the extent of my social interaction outside of class and family. Even the job, i temporarily quit was very lonely. I'm so bored all the time. All i do is stay in and watch sports and talk in the chat that usually accompanies the streams. I message in YouTube lives and comment on videos. I basically don't have friends anymore. It's extremely lonely and i realized i have anhedonia sometimes and a profound sense of boredom. A suicidal thoughts level of boredom. I used drugs in my late twenties and i feel like was supposed to have died around 28. I feel like a walking corpse. I had some other issues that have made my life shitty, but i wasn't prepared for being this lonely. I barely dated and am still a virgin. I guess i'm just trying to make it until the next decade.
>>33882796Poor posture compresses nerves in the neck, sending pain to the head. Ok, it's not the boobs themselves, it's the secondary strain on muscles and nerves from carrying the extra weight.
>>33882803I guess we'll never know for sure. I have heard though that FtM transpeople who get a phalloplasty often have to come back and get it redone because they made it too fat and it was uncomfortable for their partners. So maybe if you ask women what they like it's bigger than they can actually deal with.
I want a gf to cuddle with while we watch the sunrise at the cemetery while we smoke
>>33882777Yesterday :3
>>33882815This is a blue board so I can't post them, but if you've actually seen what those things look like no woman in her right mind would have sex with that.
>>33882810theyre imposing, intimidating, anxiety-inducing, unattainable, and i feel weak, inferior, and ashamed around them
>>33882803>Just barely made it into B on this chartsighi guess thats fine...
>>33882818he asked why not when
>>33882751i-its only for the authenticity's sake...
>>33882824good evening sir?
>>33881902I don't think most do. The 2010s was the last decade of that MGTOW mentality. From Covid on it's just men checking out. Guys aren't thinking women will care. They know it doesn't matter.
What would you do if you seen a femcel abduct a shota on halloween?
>>33882814do back/neck massages help?
>>33881902theyre not doing it to "own the foids"its basically self-flagellation
>>33882803I got a B because it's too long.
>>33882831waste the bitch obviously
>>33882822Yep, I'm fat, mr. I hate indians.com
>>33882831slow clap>>33882797ehehe.. woof!>>33882788they freak me tf out
>>33882830... b-but my occipital nerves...
>>33882839yeah its crabs in a bucketoh well hopefully ww3 happens soon and we all die
>>33882831Kill her
What is it like to be in a long-distance relationship?
Does bone press or non-bone press matter if you're not fat? I literally never understood what this meant because there isn't anything for me to press into...
>>33882834>men without their own tits are explaining boobs to women againHahaha no titty man! Flattie! Chestless!
>>33882832A little. I'm trying not to complain too much, I think the pros outweigh (lol) the cons.
>>33881395What are you talking about everything under 8inches is fucking small. Only thing a small dick is useful for is anal.
>>33882834Cool! Anyway, build some back muscle, fix your posture, or just lose some weight you fat fuck.
>>33882846don't bother measuring your penis at alli never have and never willnot everything has to be numerically quantified
>>33882845Sexless
>>33882846It's just to keep the measurements consistent between fat guys and thin guys.
>>33881731No it really isn't just the 10 hours before is. Or labor or whatever it's called. Actual birth happens in like 2 minutes and is the least painful part about it
>>33882852>Does not understand the concept of boobs being geneticYou don't think that's the first thing women try? Often it makes your pecs bigger, making your boobs appear even larger.
I love small boobs *hits Post*
>>33881986It's a song lmao >UNDER THE MARQUIS HEAVY LOAD TRIED TO SAY ID BE THERE WAITING FOR YOU
>>33882861Women have pecs?
>>33882865Any boobs will do anon
>>33881997>Shouldn't you also have a broken beer bottle to throw bruce
>>33882865*femanon will remember that you have a trash opinion*
>>33882865Very unfair that you can't have both flat and tittycow
>>33882867... you guys are idiots.
>>33882862oh i thought you were comparing these two, >>33882345 and >>33882549>>33882573 is a different person, neck bite chick
>>33882868*femanon will remember this anon has the correct opinion*
>>33882861Now I really don't believe you're a woman. It is very very well known that pectoral muscles are so small and do not make breast look bigger whatsoever. If that worked, then why wouldn't flat-chested women just work out their chest until they got nice big titties? They don't, because it doesn't work that way. The amount of fat tissue that you store in your breast is genetic as well as your actual glandular tissue sure, but I've never seen a woman who wants a breast reduction that is not obese or overweight. Every single time without fail it's some fat bitch complaining about her huge titties.
>>33882873What if a girl had one small boob and one big one?
>>33882134Mushi shi
>>33882865i love boobs so big they cause major inconveniences to her daily life
A roach just flew in through my window and landed on my bed and i just instinctively flicked it off the bed. But now i cant find it. The fuck do i do??
>>33882881I wish we stored fat in the penis so it got bigger if you gained weight.
>>33882841>ehehe.. woof!*scratches you behind the ears*
Girls, do you think flaccid penises are attractive?
>>33882885Live with it, they say bugs actually don't taste that bad, it's the carapace that makes us not want to eat it.
>>33882867Its just about all Patty has
>>33882881>If that worked, then why wouldn't flat-chested women just work out their chest until they got nice big titties?Because it makes your torso look weird.
>>33882337No but your dick should be. :)
>>33882881Lmao. This girl would be cute if she lost weight. It's wild how man just accept it and lose weight or accept being fat. Women make excuses.
Women do you want your boobs sucked? Is do you just do it for the guy's enjoyment?
Should I make healthy good choice or unhealthy fun choice.food btw
>>33882895Healthy good choice.
>>33882886Sure, but that tissue wouldn't be able to get hard. It would just be this rubbery flub that made sex more difficult and unenjoyable, and it would just look weird, too. Imagine getting hard, but you're still weirdly chubby in the cock and soft looking.
>>33882895Unhealthy choices are okay sometimes, but if you've recently indulged, then go the healthy route.
>>33882377Is that him aww gare is soo cute he should have 10 more kids
Men, why are your wallets so fucking big?
>>33882882I have that for a bit when I was breastfeeding from one more than the other.
>>33882777To find love
>>33882868I know, but the small ones are so good
>>33881395I want to believe this so bad you have no idea....But i'm not going to let myself get hurt
>>33882891Having big tits? No it balances you out.
>>33882865woah now I'm not the only flat woman lover huh?
>>33882901I work hard and a lot. I don't know why because I don't need it and those who wish to take it from me offer me nothing
>>33882894He could do it nicely in an intimate foreplay cuddle kinda way.And I could look into his eyes.
I like answering questions about the male body, but women almost never ask :(
>>33882901I have 15 different credit cards to maximize my cashback.
>>33882912Unfortunately for you, your bodies are very straightforward and easy to understand
>>33882914yeah pretty muchits just a fantasy thoughlike jhs shota thing
>>33882916Terrifying post anon thank you
>>33882916So are women's. I don't understand how so many people don't understand basic facts about their bodies.
>>33882916It's all on the outside, there's no mystery.
>>33882912Men, >>33882745Where are your shot sized cock measurements? Too shy?
>>33882916Thats not true. I've had to explain balls to women several time over the years in this thread
>>33882922>shot sized cock measurementswhat does this mean?
>>33882925Woof
>>33882894To piggyback for femanons,During foreplay, how long is too long to suck on your tits?
>>33882927Who are the non-namefag regulars? You guys keep calling out random anon posts by name like youre all in some secret discord.
>>33882908Guess not. I’ve always wanted to get with one
>>33882920>>33882921It's not that it's on the outside or the inside, it's just that women have more complicated systems like breasts. Most women don't even know what their breasts are made up of or how they work. Reproductive system being on the inside means that most women don't know how they work, but they're also much more likely to have difficulties and problems. Men having problems with the plumbing is way more rare. They don't have to troubleshoot or know anything about it. That's also probably because they don't inject themselves full of hormones or take hormone pills that disrupt the way that it's supposed to function. They don't even know what those medications do. So men don't have problems where the inside of their testicle starts over growing lining or producing way too much sperm or making sperm pimples on the inside or shit like that. It's so rare to have any type of dysfunction like that. It just doesn't happen. The most that women can really mix up is thinking that the penis is a muscle, not sponge tissue. Or not understanding where the cum comes from or what it's made of.
>>33882931Don't worry anon he's just schizophrenic.
>>338829262-3-4ozI know you lurk here.
>>33882929I mean, it varies on applied technique, doing other horny things to me at the same time, if we're fully nude or me just topless, if you're pushing your boner into my leg...
>>33882939Do you like me bro nigga bro
she's got pretty persuasion
>>33882939Give examples
women would you rather rent together for years, or live in a relatively large house with my parents for free? (bedroom far away enough from them)
if i can cum from jerking off in like 30 seconds that means id last even shorter in actual sex rightits over
>>33882951Just tell them you're going for the record
>>33882951Honestly, no. I cum a lot faster from masturbating than having sex. I assume that’s the case for most men.
>>33882901Mine isn't, since I use a card wallet, but in general if it's a leather wallet the leather adds a lot to the thickness.
>>33882951No.
>>33882901I don’t get the guys who carry wallets the size of checkbooks.I carry a bifold wallet that doesn’t take up too much space. I’ve carried a card wallet in the past but probably won’t again.
>>33882957
>>33882948As long as we can still have sex and your parents aren't absolutely crazy people hell yeah I'd enjoy saving up the money
>>33882957What do you call this mental illness?
Went to a bar and met two girls. Hung out with them for an hour or two. One was married, and the other didn't mention anything about being single or not. I ended up getting both their phone numbers. I'm gonna wait a day or two and then text the possibly single one and ask if she'd like to grab a drink or something.
>>33882957Fair enough
>>33882964Slut.
>>33882901mine isntdebit card, d.l., library card, the occasional cash
Why do people get offended if you tell them you attempted suicide? Everyone’s all like “oh why didn’t you reach out :(“ fuck off
>>33882964Add her phone number as a contact and see if it links up with Facebook or Instagram and from there, find her husband. Tell him and send him the screenshots you have of her phone number and a picture of the piece of paper if that's how you got the number. Let him know that you met his wife in a bar and she's cheating on him or trying to.
do women really mellow out after marriage?
>>33882948It highly depends on the parents. But yeah I require sex.
>>33882970If they have a good husband.
>>33882932I had a gf with small boobs, close enough
>>33882937266.71ml
What do people talk about on discord when they're first getting to know each other, like that second contact after the first one ended.
>>33882976Literally just whatever’s on your mind. Socializing isn’t hard man
>>33882972Could I be a good husband? Is it up to me? Do I have a shot?
>>33882981>Socializing isn’t hard mannta but yes it fucking is
>>33882985No it’s not dude, literally just say whatever. People want authenticity
>>33882982Being a good husband is just being a good partner. It's being a good friend, but also being a good sexual partner. It's also being firm when you have to be to encourage growth and improvement. That's it.
>>33882972>good husband means good dick
how many women are actually willing to show an older virgin man the ropes?
>>33882986>literally just say whatever.I hate you and I hope you fucking kill yourself. How about that?
ladies, which do you think most men would pick
>>33882991Yeah because you’re a bitch ass cunt lol
>>33882982Seems like happy wife happy life. Not "unhappy wife, we're doing the best we can." Because don't men just dump or cheat on women they have to care about or for for more than a microsecond?
>>33882987I can do all of that but I still don't think I'd make a good partner. I think she has to "choose it" in her mind, so it's hopeless. I'll do all of that and she'll choose "no".
>>33882986>>33882985I think you shouldn’t be so hard to dismiss his problem there. It is a little hard for people, especially frogposters!You are right, however, that people, normalfags neurotypical people whatever you want to call them, generally will not hate on frogposters for no reason. Everybody wants to get along and just relax in social situations, so the frogposter shouldn’t worry too much.
>>33882986unless your authentic self is a confident, good-looking, neurotypical extravert, no they dont
>>33882981I imagine women wouldn't be pleased if I started rambling about Warhammer lore or ASOIF theories
Men, How would you feel if you were an F?https://files.catbox.moe/xil0au.mp4
>>33882994I'm *extremely* desperate if that makes sense. She will never "choose" me in her mind, even if I tick every box. I don't ring the bell in her heart.
>>33882996>>33882997It’s hard because they’re too in their heads. Literally stop caring >>33883000There are women that would love that, purely for your passion
Girls, do you like Makima?
>>33882992I don't care.I'm picking the long haired women.Reply if you agree.
>>33882999unfortunately it's not my image, so the exif data ain't mine.
>>33883001Bad.
>>33882986You say that, but they really clearly don't. Even they say that they want that, but they don't.
>>33882992Hibiki best girl.
>>33883009are you a cute girl?
>>33883015It's JH
>>33883001If i were a girl i would absolutely have a shit ton of guys simping for me. Back in highschool i literally overheard 2 of my friends saying a female version of me would be hot
>>33883002See, I've also heard things exactly like that and the man still is in the wrong EVERY TIME. No man is desperate.
>>33883017>Xe doesn't recognizeIt's Amagami.
>>33883019Most AGP post of the year award
my dream life is being some depressed e-girl's antidepressant, like sexually. she'll have a bad day and then we bang and then she feels better.
>>33883018jh is leaving? :((
>>33883001id be just as much of a khhv loser as i am nowehh probably not women at least get asked out unlike most guys who never have
>>33883018I keep forgetting if jh is a guy or a girl
>>33883009Do it. You won't.
my dream life is to be unawarelike dead or a vegetable
>>33883013Idk what to tell you man
>>33883024And nothing else of this ficticious relationship? Gee, if only women would want to have sex with you.
>>33883001I cant imagine much would be different. If I go by what my sister is like, I’d probably be a little wimpier and complain a bit more, if that’s possible.
>>33883025Maybe>>33883027She's one of the sexy mixed girls, she's the woman in the throuple with a white couple.
>Got absolutely blitzed at PI's Halloween party, still fucked up lmaoo>>33883009Shits cringe, either stay or leave by yourself. I don't even come here often but it seems turbo crunge to hop into a discord orr wtv.>>33883001Like Reacting to that or like making a dick chart? Also Hasan is a twat so minus rep for having him in your post>>33882951unless you have deathgrip senpai, then it's 50/50 you can get off during>>33882922prob like 2-2.5 shots if like shotglasses (not flaccid thogh tbf), can't answer your question rn if like the actual alc in a shot. though that's like a half shot glass right so like 4-5 shot alcohol content?
>>33883034women dont get it, thats the idealif a woman wanted to have sex with me regularly, i would feel complete, truly wanted, sincerely happy. manslut isnt an insult, its a badge of honor
>>33883036>she's the woman in the throuple with a white couple.Do they do raceplay?
>>33883039idk senpai it'd look to me as an outsider like you're unable to found anything close to a decent romantic relationship if someone manslutted it up
>>33883009Take us
>>33883041the first 3/5 letters of family -> senpai? Wack i knew about the to be honest abreviation-> desu
>>33883030same
>>33883039>thats the idealNah. Sex isn't an entire relationship. That is half formed.
honestly as a hetero male, the meta seems to just rail the town whore over and over.
>throupleThese people are never sexy. Quite the opposite in fact.
>>33883053Calling it a "throuple" took all the mystique away, they gotta go back to "ménage à trois."
Now I understand why she wants to leave, please take me with you.
Girls what makes a guy """charming""""?Follow up question, has anyone in atoga threads ever displayed """""charm""""""?
>>33883052Thats dope
>>33883053The average polygamous person is probably fat when you think about it
>>33883057Charisma, poise, articulation, being a character confidently
>>33882951i feel like you would last a bit longer somehow
>>33883060The average person is fat these days.
>>33883041i dont want a romantic relationship though. i want sex
>>33882656Come onn so why get angry
I looked hot today and no one even cared
MenWould you have sex with a transwoman? And if so would it matter if she had a bigger penis?
life is cheap and meaningless the only reason i dont end it already is because of brain chemicals that make eating food and jerking off feel goodbut that feels like its waning lately so i might do it anyway soon
>>33883068Are you a man?
>>33883070You and me both
>>33882664This is hot
>>33883069Yes, the bigger the better.
>>33883001that one anon on here who REALLY wanted to be a **real** girl would be ECSTATIC
>>33883068no-one is obligated to care about youthe fact that you made your post means that you think you matter more that you do, i.e. a narcissist
>>33883069>Would you have sex with a transwomanNo. I like my women with vaginas
>>33883072No
>>33883009what are you, a mass shooter?
Are you guys looking forward to plastic surgery in 25 years where anyone can become hot if they’re willing to pay?
i feel like im not attracted to women, only the idea of womena man who is attracted to women would have sex with themhave sex with my hand looking at pixels on an lcdbasically ace
>>33883068The fact that you know you're hot but still wanting others attention makes you even hotter.
women how would you react if your bf humped your leg like a puppy?
>>33883068You probably arent hot then LMAO
*nibbles on your collarbones*
>>33883088I don't have a bf.
>>33883086I’m usually not>>33883089Trueee and that’s true
>>33883001>Men, How would you feel if you were an F?I would hate itI enjoy being able to pick up women easily
>>33883091hypothetically
>>33883090hot
Maybe I didn’t look hot the most I got was “your dress fits well” wtf is that lol anyway whatever
>>33883095I can't even imagine it at this point. I'm too far removed from the concept of a relationship to even think of an answer
Why dont i see women doing marathon's for prostate cancer?
>>33883099Prostate was made up by big gay to touch more butthole walls
>>33883098alright, give me your leg let me demonstrate
>>33883099men fall for the "women are wonderful" fallacy>oh yeah i care so much about womens issues ill waste my time doing inane nonsense for the sake of virtue signalingthere is no "men are wonderful" equivalentthats why
>>33883102You're just text on a screen, not an actual person with a body(neither am I), so you can't do that even if you wanted to.
>>33883082im going to look like this
>>33883099You don’t watch marathons
>>33883057Nice, positive and attractive
>>33883069Sure idk but I'm also bi so it's a lesser issue. desu my bigger issue would be FTM lowkey they look weird. Maybe its thanks to MTF being everywhere on the internet under every fucking surface but they're more normalized to me.Not a hater just observing that you lot are terminally online.>>33883082Is this some commentary on material science? We're no where near the bio side of things and stuff like BBLs are still pretty haxardous>>33883099not a woman but prob because guys just like tits a lot? Like while the prostate is more essential than breasts, they're more boring.so mayb e like the number of men that run for like liver cancer or something
>>33883053Confirmation bias.
>>33883001Everyone in this video should be killed.
>>33883113Transwoman is MtF, FtM is a transman.
>>33883118so the opposite of what they actually are, easy to remember
>>33883069No, I wouldn't have sex with a man because I'm not gay.
There is little in life worse than realizing what absolutely spineless, revolting, lying and generally degenerate humans your family really is.
>>33883068Post it
>>33883125lucky me i have an awesome familystill want to kms cuz no gf though
>>33883053>>33883057
>>33882894Yeah, sounds fun.
>>33883120yeah and I'm saying that MTF are less weird to look at as a guy (assuming the average tier of almost/close to passing) than FTM.Idk its weird seeing a cunnilingus.webm and having the camera on a vagina pan up to the face of a man that looks like he plays cod and drinks basic Monsters
gn atoggershopefully i will never see you again
>>33883120That’s why it’s a transition. They were gender, then they became other gender. Next up, coloring
>>338831058====D~~~
>>33883069No. I would have sex with a gay woman.
State gender, are there pics of your genitals and/or butthole on the internet somewhere?
>>33883146MI don't think so, but it's possible
>>33883146If there are, I didn't take them. So I hope not.
>>33883146No.
Aite halloween is done. ITS CHRISTMS TIMEEEE
>>33883153Absolutely not. Christmas season starts on Dec. 1, or at the absolute earliest on Black Friday which is Nov. 28.
>>33883153The War on Christmas will not end until Christmas ends its illegal occupation of November.
>>33883146FNo I only do softcore
>>33883153They should spread these out more.I don't think the femanons can handle this many stranger dicks at once.
>>33883123Julian my goat
>>33883053>>33883060picrel is a real poly group and she got pregnant and the guy on the bottom right killed the baby
>>33883153Eat shit and kill yourself you fat fucking nigger cunt I can barely tolerate the Christmas music scourge as is.
>>33883160What an unhappy lifeand BV thinks this is healthy
>>33883067>>33883068Anon for god’s sake I look away from the computer for like two seconds
>>33883146There were but I think they're all either deleted or no one knows they were mine so it doesn't matter.
>>33883160The catposter girl could easily do this with the guys in her STEM classes but she refuses.
>>33883155>>33883156>>33883158>>33883161WEAK
>>33883068>>33883166What was your costume/outfit ._.
And if I don’t belong…
>>33883174who wouldve guessed it
>>33883171Come on, the poor femanons are barely recovering from the halloween back breaking sex,, and now you're going to force them to dress up as slutty santa to pick up strangers so soon?Kinda cruel
>>33883160
>>33883175<3
Femanons, if you had to suck one of these men's dicks for untold riches, which would you suck? >>33883179
Do all women get jealous when they see girls like pic related?
>>33883185Who wouldn't? She's got a very lovely plant!
>>33883182The guy with the mustache left of the guy wearing the blue hat.
>>33883188That’s a very inspired choice.
>>33883185If only girls in my workplace looked like her...
>>33883166Lol >>33883173The Devil
>>33883182Melania's clit
>>33883191Are you pulling my leg right now
>>33882803I have an A tier penis, read it and weep dicklets.Now I just have to learn how to talk to women.
>>33883196>Using the cope chartLmao, here's the real chart.>>33882766
>>33883009>Would it be fair if I took a bunch of anons with me? Or should I just let them be.WutAre you planning on taking them by force? Or by some means preventing them from posting here instead of wherever you are planning to take them?Does "fair" even mean in this context?Fair to us left behind?Fair to those taken?Fair to the venerable Mootwo?Fair to the children?
>>33883191>waaa im ugly>sexy devil for HalloweenYou are unreal lol I love it
>>33883193Why would I beIt was lazy just a headband and wings
>>33883201Just a headband and wings she says after she *looked hot today* I hear
>>33883200I can be both my face still looked the same
>>33882831Depends.Did the kid drop his candy? Because that's fair game, you know.
Most of the foids here have dicks and the worst part is they won't even post pics of them.
>>33883090that tickles :33
>>33883182donald trump
>>33883205Somehow I don’t think that would ruin it, plus what you said the other day about a few months from now
>>33883198C teir, not too bad eh?
>>33883215What’s in a few months from now Oh god damn it lmfao
Thoughts on Indian men?
>>33883218That was me with the hell yeah and the prayer yes lol
femanons please rape me
>>33883220Pls
>>33883221Maybe I don’t know what you’re talking about
I’m the devil
Where can I get caviar ?
>>33883225You said something about being ready to date again in 3 months I thought, unless I mistook someone else for youAnd I said hell yeah, being the reply guy that I am
ok atoga how was your halloween? mine was absolute total fucking dogshit, as it has been since 2013
>>33883233it was fun, watched some horror movies and played l4d2 with my frens :D
>>33883233Back from the brutal dicking, huh
>>33883231literally anywhere?It's not exactly exclusive, just expensive for it's weight.
>>33883233I was in my room alone stressing out over my Schedule getting thrown 4 curveballs on the day of and being jealous of hearing people having fun leaving for downtown Halloween activities, meanwhile I'm friendless here in college party town hating my life. Not fun, not a day this semester has been either.
>>33883235>>33883238i did literally nothing to celebrate it and that makes me want to blow my fucking head off. also i'm a 26 year old friendless khv that's currently getting drunk off a fifth of tito's alone in his completely dark (except for the glow of his laptop) room>>33883240a kindred spiritbased
>>33883233I pretty much just went to work and went home. The town I live in celebrated Halloween yesterday to avoid rescheduling a high school football game, but I didn’t do jack shit to celebrate. Maybe next year.
>>33883241Gay slut.
>>33883241I technically celebrated it all month by watching horror movies and replaying silent hill and some other horror games
>>33883227Huge if true
>>33883244huh?>>33883245you did better than me kek
>>33883232You know too much you know more than I know
>>33883239Where would it be good? A Russian store?
>>33883249Pfft I dunno about thatYou don’t seem to mind too much
Woke up still drunk with severe hangover anxiety and still covered in fake blood. I don't want to put on another costume tonight. Helpppp
>>33883253you clearly have a social life so you don't get to complainfuck you
>>33883253I’m sorry to say it anon but I laughed at this imagery
>>33883251I don't know good.it's salty sea balls, the "nuance" of the good shit would be lost on us normal fags.check imperia caviar
>>33883255It is okay it's funnyI only post here in my low moments lol>>33883254 I am sure this positive attitude of yours has nothing to do with why you don't have one
I'm going to be honest.Some posts on /soc/ are so hot, they make my dick so goddamn hard.
Girl looks me in the eyes and bites her lip and I got horny
>>33883252Do you have a photographic memory
>>33883264Far from it, I’m just hopelessly invested lol
>>33883185I mean to a degree yeah.
Really horny today since I got over a certain anxiety I had about my penis and can now enjoy it again without worry.
>>33883268Congrats on the penis
>>33883269Thanks, I was worried there for a bit.
>>33883248>you did better than me kekit was fun, man I don't want spooky month to end :( I wish it lasted forever
>>33883271First week of November is honorary spooky season in my book
Is it a red flag that the guy I am dating liked how slutty my costume was? Even though we were in public? I think this is a good thing but my friend say bit is weird
>>33883273Depends on how slutty the costume is imo
>>33883273You should just fuck your friends, retard, lol.
>>33883272it is for me too lol
>>33883276I mean there’s usually still pumpkins sitting around lol it just seems appropriate
>>33883273Better than him getting pissed and storming off..
>>33883185Whenever I see this woman I think to myself I should fap to her... but then I take forever to remember her online handle.
if you squeeze my cute balls I moan :3
>>33883281>
>>33883283I don't understand what this image is trying to convey
>>33883292NTA that you sound retarded.
>>33883278True>>33883274Not very! Quite mild in terms of slutty Halloween costumes I was mia goth in X
Need werewolf gf.https://youtu.be/oUAme6b5iOI
I like women about as much as i like HR which is to say not at all.The two occupy very similar gatekeeping positions despite being pinnacles of mediocrity.
>>33883273Guys like women that dress up sexy.
I love women.
>>33883301My friends took the aux from me tonight because I played werewolves of London. I thought it was fun and on theme Not so easy to be a werewolf girl in reality>>33883233Mine was fun but most men could not guess my costume
>>33883307we get it, you got dicked.
>>33883295no I sound cute
>>33883307>I thought it was fun and on themeShould have played thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-H-0p5RKc8
>>33883309I did not, actually!
Suffer, as I have (Atoga is my vent journal of random quotes)
>>33883311I did! Both were on the playlist
>get a match on tinder>blank profile>dont know anything about her>ask something about her>ignored for not entertaining her adhd brainrot mind
is 6.2 a small enough penis to get humiliated and made fun of? I just really like being humiliated by women
>>33883310You are only making it worse for yourself.
>>33883319lol don't care that got me a gf
>>33883320Sure it did.
Girls Why shouldn't you be chomped?
>>33883220sorry to be racist, but yuck>>33883222whaaat?? no way
>>33883262im gonna look you in the eyes and bite my lip playfully
>>33883328What does that mean?
>>33883310are ya sure?
>>33883335>whaaat?? no waypleeeeease I deserve it I've been very bratty all week
I like being Southern.
>>33883336O-oh
>>33883336Are you ever not online?
>>33883337Your thighs, breasts, face cheeks, booty cheeks, ears, and everything else should be subjected to chomps as a sign of affection by me.
if a girl looks me in the eyes I start blushing and get all nervous, I hate it >_<
You're a cyst.But by allah, I would still hit that.
>>33883350what's wrong with the feeling? i say as i look you in the eyes>>33883347yeah lol>>33883344you like it? ww>>33883341what about i sit on your lap?
>>33883358>what's wrong with the feeling? i say as i look you in the eyesit's um well uhhmm *blushes and looks down* stop looking at me >_<>>33883358>what about i sit on your lap?that's not a punishment and would also make me blush like crazy
How do I get female attention?
>>33883360Oh god not another creepy asterisk guy
>>33883361in my experience if you're quiet and by yourself they give you attention I don't know why
>>33883362I love you too :)
>>33883363That's how I am all the time.
>>33883342
>>33883367do you get female attention?
>>33883371no
>>33883378don't get me wrong though it's not like I get attention all the time but it happens
so uhh how's everyone doing?
>>33882992Wavy messy haired tomboy childhood friend please.
>>33883340my gf said so and I believe her (not really I don't believe anything nice she says to me)
Why shouldn't I hate women?
>>33883395because they're cute
>>33883395they have boobs
>>33882777MTo miraculously find a girlfriend who I clicked with.
women, my hair is all fluffy how do I fix this issue? you know about stuff like this right?
>>33883397>>33883399They only have these things so they can manipulate me.
>>33883404I can only be manipulated if her boobs are small, also I enjoy being manipulated
So chaotic, what a burst of energy
I'm a weirdo. I always have been.https://youtu.be/zFYEYRcjK2g
Whatever happened to those epic bacon waffle chicks that watched Invader Zim?
Monday is going to be my "Get back on the Lock In Cart" month. If I hate my life anyways I might as well hate it while improving things I don't like about myself instead of just coping with things that perpetuate my misery.The truth is that even if I THINK women will be repulsed by me because of my acne and lack of muscles, that is likely more in my head and I am just holding myself back. The only way to get over this is to fix the issue.
>>33883419oh I miss those, yeah whatever happened to them?
>>33883420>MondayNovember*You can tell I am really in a great state of mind with that crazy mistype.
Oh shit it's after midnight, looks like I already failed no nut November.
Another sexless day... and it's going to be like this for months. Fucking surgeries. When does it end?
>>33883426I'll nut whenever I feel like it
>>33883399I want to lie in a woman's lap exactly like that
Is it true that straight guys don't use dildos or prostate massagers? Does that mean I'm not straight?
>>33883437Sir im aryan sir
I'm gonna put an angry snapping turtle right up femanon's pussy
I do not want to go to work tomorrow man. I can't do it I can't take this shit no more man.
>>33883426-1 anon (it's over, billions must fail)>>33883414im a creeep... im a weirdo...>>33883394do you just so happen to do a femboy?>>33883360u feel awkward, dont u? ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡
>>33883444please, dont do this anon...
>>33883451>do you just so happen to do a femboy?no but uhh not very masculine either, I can't help it I want to be more masculine but I can't NOT gay though I repeat NOT GAY.
>>33883451>u feel awkward, dont u? ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡yes >///<
GenderYou let your partner go have some fun with a same-sex friend, thinking nothing will happen. Then you come home early because of a fire alarm at work and find your partner and their friend having hardcore sex in your bed. You wouldn't overreact? Would you?
>>33883468I would. Lesbians are yucky.
My voice is crazy raspy rn
Why are there so many fucking Indians on /int/?
>>33883468i would gays are yucky>>33883462dont worry, i dont bite*
>>33883468MAny gf of mine is free to go fuck other girlsMaybe i can fuck her too
>>33883479u wanna post a voca?
>>33883482>dont worry, i dont bite*ok I'll try not to be nervous and not stutter
>>33883489Not really, people will flame me
>>33881241Still coping over the fact I failed to rizz a cute girl at the Korean grocery store when she asked me to grab her a can of milkis from the back of fridge because was too short to reach and like a cuck I just gave it to her while making some shitty generic boomer remark about how the ones from back are somehow better and she just awkwardly laughed and we both walked away unsatisfied
Honestly I like looking at my boobs at a mirror sometimes
>>33882512Do tell.
>>33883468I wouldn't overreact if I just saw them having lesbian sex, but I'd demand a threesome and would go ballistic if she said no.>>33883482>gays are yuckyHey, I'm a cute bi femboy.
>>33883494how do you know she wanted what you wanted too?>>33883492understandable>>33883490that's the spirit!
>>33883480They keep getting kicked off every other board because they can’t handle the bantz literally the most insecure and weak race
Fuck not the fucking dry cough PLEASE
>>33883497ooh, you're a boykisser...
>>33883498I give her points for approaching me without pissing her pants and running away
Women are dumb whores. No value at all.
I hate that I love degeneracy
>>33883387ok, how about you?
>>33883498>that's the spirit!I-I um >///<
Should I spend the whole day jerking off in honor of no nut November?
>>33883508I'm good, you did anything fun for halloween?
in honor of no nut november I will post my loads on /b/ :3
>>33883500Autoimmune disease havers on suicide watch
State genderWould you like to receive a cum tribute from a stranger of the opposite gender?
>>33883518Fuck off pajeet
>busted a nut 5 times in a row to degen ryona hentaiI'm fucking disgusting lol
>>33883500hmm...... are you watching me?
>>33883520is this even physically possible what the fuck at some point you'd just be forcing it
>>33883522nta but yeah it's very possible, I've done it before
>>33883522NTAI've done shit like that before, but usually by 3-4 nothing really comes out and it's not really all that enjoyable anymore.
>>33883522Don’t reply to him
>>33883524I'm a woman
>>33883522sometimes my penis won't go soft
>>33883521No but I just coughed up something so foul I audibly yelled wtf at 4 am
>>33883530You should vape
Why do some boys not have that animalistic primal side of them during sex, where they kind of turn into a different person and take full control?
>>33883528Woman who is into ryona hentai is straight up marriage material
>>33883535pornbrained?
>>33883534You should get some irl friends
>>33883535Because people aren’t a monolith?
>>33883535Incels lack the DNA for huntergatherer traits, they are a mutation
>>33883539They all vape too
>>33883545I bet they also fire kamehamehas and eat ice cream after 9pm even though mom said no
>>33883538I thought that would be even more extreme? Don’t pornbrains physically abuse girls thinking that’s what they like?
>>33883537Would you beat your wife?
>>33883547Not my fault you don’t have any friends lmao
>>33883545>>33883534https://youtu.be/AdSAeSPlyVA?si=Mcg4XAtmwBIp9VUY
>>33883553>the no u posting againYou’re a whole ass lolcow at this point. You’d probably have an actual YouTube channel with 250k subs if you posted about yourself, minus the CP posting part. Honestly man, no one likes you, why do you post here?
>>33883549You don’t need porn in order to do this
>>33883535I actually have this side. During my first time having sex, she was experienced and I wasn't, so I was pretty passive at first. But it felt slow and boring to me, so I took her in my hands and pounded her like a fuckdoll for two hours straight. She screamed, convulsed, squirted, and pissed herself so hard that when I was done, she couldn't stand for a while.
>>33883557>loses an argument with a stranger online >instead of admitting defeat proceeds to crash out
>>33883552I'd be happy to.
We have too many namefags0 would be ideal.
>>33883561>an argument You’re so cringe man, this is how you have to get attention and it’s genuinely pathetic
>>33883559What about boys who do not have that in them?
>>33883566Who bullied you in highschool bruv?
>>33883565>weNo you don’t have any friends remember?
>>33883570The same person who hit you as a kid
I love (you) hope you're having a nice day or night <3
>>33883568It could be low testosterone, or maybe he's just slightly on the asexual spectrum.
>>33883568They troon out or become pedophiles, sex is a basic human need like food and/or shelter
>>33883573love you *mwah* ´∀｀
>>33883576>injects himself in every post because literally no one likes himClassic. I have never seen you create an organic conversation except with Rulebreaker, who talks to anyone
>>33883572>tries to think of a cool comeback >fails miserably Don’t do this to yourself anon, I already gave you a warning and you chose to ignore it
>>33883576>sex is a basic human need like food and/or shelterNot even close
>>33883575>or maybe he's just slightly on the asexual spectrum.So in other words, mentally ill?
>>33883578That’s because I have a life outside of 4chan, I’m sorry you find this a difficult concept to understand
It's officially time for no nut november
>>33883580I wonder what other projections you can come up with. We already know you post CP, you photoshop wedding ring photos and tinder photos, you’re a 40 year old indian with NPD, you bragged about getting a leatherman (fucking lmao, I had one at 9 years old) and this >>33883584You post 18 hours a day
Do girls ever participate in no nut November?
>>33883577woah I wasn't expecting that >///< thanks
>>33883585how long do you predict you'll last?on topic, i wonder how it'd feel to make somebody fail...
>>33883587i'll try, no promises though being on SSRIs might give me an edge
>>33883588lots of soft kisses for anon
>>33883589Well, I'm pretty depressed at the moment because in a month I'll be turning 37 years old, yet still haveno real future for myself other than being surprised I've lived this long and still no social life, so I'll probably be to busy failing at life to feel lust to crank it, and I imagine making someone fail it doesn't really do anything unless you're actively trying to do it to someone.
>>33883591You’re responding like a nerdy kid who’s been bullied and thinks saying “so?” will make it stop. Kinda adds up
>>33883590Haha I see what you did there
>>33883597Haha good one jeety beety, don’t let your girlfriendwifetinderhookup see that, you Casanova!
>>33883596You seem to have a lot of experience with being bullied anon?
>>33883599Hey man if your strategy is to act so autistically oblivious and say no u, it must work cuz if I was in your shoes I’d have shot myself after the whole fake fiancée thing
>>33883593stop it you're gonna make me blush again
>>33883601>casually jokes about suicide >has no friends Anon I’m slightly concerned about where you’re going with this
Does anyone even have real friend groups? Seems to me like all friend groups are based on a status hierarchy/pecking order. The most attractive and charismatic one will dominate the groups attention. The others look up to them, defer and listen when they want to ostracise someone. Very little of group behavior seems to stem from any real friendship but rather to have strength in numbers and avoid loneliness. I see endless posts on /adv/ about friend groups and they almost always reflect this dynamic. I dont think i would ever want a friend group. I want individual friends.
>>33883607Bored now, good one jeetlord
>>33883609Try the vindaloo don’t forget to share it with your friends!
>>33883614That looks good as fuck, thanks for the rec, you’re actually useful for once
>>33883616It’s homemade using traditional techniques!
>>33883619Idk why you hate your people so much, Indians are alright and your food is really good. Chicken tikka masala bangs
You ever read those BPD pages? People really tie themselves in knots to love people with PDs, it’s sad. “Oh it’s a special unique awesome type of love” no bro you are Stockholm’d by someone with a disease. There’s nothing uniquely loving about someone with cancer
>>33883629what the fuck are you talking about? I don't even go to that board nor am I gay or trans
>>33883627>Can you shut the fuck you retarded piece of shit you are here 24/7 do you even sleep you piece of brainless shit. You waste of life.This.>I WILL OUT YOU and I WIL HURT YOU.Not this. Calm down. Go read a book or something. The thread will still be here and ENTJ will still be here when you come back.
tfw when no gf to listen to bauhaus with
How's your weekend going atogans? My friends are out hiking but I'm sick at home
did you know that you have a spooky skeleton inside of you?
>>33883637Fuck off, Julian.
>>33883637ENTJ is in the insek guy? God daaaamn
>>33883637How long have you been posting here jesus?? Maybe we should report you to the FBI.
>>33883638Not bad, made a lot of money, gonna take it easy and try out a soup recipe
>>33883639Yes. I have a condition called bonus erupted where it tries leap out the mouth and escape the body.
why are men like this?
>>33883647The good man is the rarest creature of all. The truly kind hearted, yet strong man is not one met very often. He’s beyond Chad, he is simply “a good man”. He isn’t in 4chan.
>>33883647*kisses your forehead* because I love you <3
>>33883637>Saar redeemers inc. am sorry but that’s just such a goofy name i am laffin
I thought doom 3 was good
>>33883649>He isn’t in 4chan.fu, I'm here
>>33883653It never was
>>33883660We own you moid slut get pegged
>>33883663No, if you are on 4chan you are fundamentally not a good person, period. You are irrevocably across a social divide that cannot be crossed. 4chan is like heroin, the whole “here forever” thing is part of it, they (we) fetishize the addiction. It’s inherently built upon on ironic detachment from social conditions and negative connections.
>>33883667>still coping literally after getting BTFO the thread
>>33883667He is banned. He just switches into airplane mode and then comes back with a new IP address every time he gets banned.Conspiracy theories are retarded when they overlook the obvious.
>>33883667does he even get paid?
>>33883608You introduce your individual friends to each other and they become friends. They also have other individual friends whom they introduce you to. And now you have a friend group. This is how friend groups are made.Naturally the social dynamic of a group will be dictated by the personalities and interests of its members.
its NNN now so no more risky pic posting anymorehow is everyone doing? even the non-blondes I guess
Bye bye pajeet
Irony is the idiot’s punchline
>>33883680Great, asshole, thanks for spoiling it for me.
GenderHave you ever heard of Black November before? I just started to receive ads for black november sales. Wtf is this shit?
>>33883683>blaming your own severe mental illness on random namefags
>>33883683I’ve written a paper about Atoga but never published it. It was fun but I respect your guys privacy
Girls like this drive white nerds insane, whats stopping femanons from adopting the look?
>>33883686I too am subscribed to Newegg newsletter for sweet computer deals
>>33883573(I'm gonna pretend he said this)I love you too, baby. <3
>>33883669>if you are on 4chan you are fundamentally not a good person, periodI'm the exception that proves the rule.My worst fetish is having sex with other people's wives. No guro/scat/cp, I'm basically a saint.
>>33883695I may browse 4chan but I'm actually a classy lady
>>33883695>guys like this drive indian men insane, how do I get a women like her to peg me
>>33883698>ironyBrilliant, another funny and hilarious post man
>>33883701You can be classy and boring inside, trashy outside!
>>33883703>ironywdym? There's nothing wrong with having sex with a lonely wife who doesn't get the attention she deserves from her husband. Meanwhile, other people here have at least a cp/loli/shota folder.
The mindbroken schizo pajeet spammer got banned again didn’t he?
>>33883707>Meanwhile, other people here have at least a cp/loli/shota folderWe still thought you jerk off to cartoons?
>>33883707Yeah you go do your thing over there and I’ll do my thing over here
>>33883401Depends on what texture and race you are? Is this black people hair or white guy curls?
>>33883714Damn I bullied jeetlord into being anonymous again
Fetish shaming is lame
>>33883714I think your detector is broken. I masturbate to leaked real-life porn and hentai manga.
>>33883708Shut up schizo, I'm the resident terf around here
>>33883301How about werekaijuu and I transform into big thicc godzilla with a tiny child.
Ban evading is such lower caste behaviour
>>33883222I wish he said that. I'd treat him so nicely.
>>33883720Considering how many fetishes are basically just some form of humiliation I'm surprised you have a problem with being shamed
>>33883695>tattoos>noseringnah
>>33883695Sorry I'm not black abuse stacy. I need consent like a vampire or it's not hot to pretend.
>>33883731Tattoos and nose ring are the hottest things a femanon can do
>>33883735Julian man I love ya but that’s literally impossible
>>33883735Enjoy making your appeal to jannies
>>33883720Based. I like NTR VN from the bull's perspective. The cuck perspective is lame and boring.
Guess the mindbroken schizo pajeet spammer couldn’t cut it and got kicked off /adv for good
The problem with anonymity is how it completely disbars social rules from conversation. Just becomes millions of gray masks saying shit with no meaning and you get to pick which ones you kiss on the mouth. One big schizoid lake
>>33883686Christmas started July 5th but today is when Black Friday starts.t. Forgotten November baby
>>33883747It’s the price we pay for being able to talk to each other without having to crate accounts that list our postcounts, post histories or rap sheets
>>33883697your obsession with him is very cute
>>33883748Celebrating/advertising Christmas stuff before Black Friday is over should be a crime punishable by death.
>>33883750Thankgod finally nobody likes you
>>33883708why are you calling me a tranny?
>>33883752Technically it’s all still there if you know where and what to look for. Have you tried becoming socially healthy?
>>33883752Crash outs will forever be remembered in screenshots and YouTube cringe compilations
>>33883761Oh no not the hecking 2 digit viewed videos, your poor f5 key
>>33883717it's not curly it's almost straight, but it curls a bit at the end. I don't know how to describe hair
Female anons, how much skin do you show in the outfits you wear on a daily basis? Shoulders, midriffs, tasteful glimpses of cleavage?
>>33883399I just tried pronouncing the name of that fictitious location in that .gif like 3 times.
>>33883767>Nobody will tell youThat's not true, we'll give hints irl but they'll be veiled as backhanded compliments. You have to read between the lines.
>>33883772I wish they would just tell me straight up if I look bad or not
Women who post on /atoga/, do you post here because it reminds you of the way boys would verbally bully you in school? Like during your study hall class where all the boys would speculate to your face that you were mentally retarded and a sexually diseased slut?
>>33883775>please, strangers, do emotional labour for me
>>33883775You have to read between the lines but it's like how some people will use "aww, that's a cute dress, I like the color" as passive aggressive code for "wow, that dress makes you look like a dumb bimbo and a slut." Or "those are awesome shoes" as "are you sure those are even the right size? Your feet look like ass."
>>33883781this doesn’t happen because Mean Girls isn’t real life
How can I get into sex work as a man? It seems like a female dominated market. I'm willing to have male clients which is your biggest market as a man, but you have to have a niche. Like do I offer feet fetishists to suck my toes and lick my soles? Or do I tickle my cock on cam for horny old divorced dads?
>>33883787It's based on real life, dude. That movie is literally based on a nonfiction book by a sociologist. And even though it's about teenagers, you're delulu in the brain if you don't think grown adults behave the same way.
>>33883781This is foid behaviour.
>>33883788Do it for women? Unless you're gay then yeah.
>>33883794I'm bi, but that's beside the point. I want to own being perverted and make money off of it.
>>33883791Ok dood, don’t have a cow, maaan
>>33883791Please don't speak like a retard and just say delusional
>>33883788>>33883791>>33883797You are one stupid little retard
>>33883802I've been told this for like two decades. I don't care.
>>33883798You're a dumb retarded cunt
Women, may I masturbate you?
>>33883806>>33883807You’d think you’d have taken the hint by now
>>33883813Why take the hint when I can double down?
>>33883755This, I'm waiting until after November to start putting the menorah on display.
>>33883818Gee idk boss, maybe missing the train at 6 years old really did make it impossible for you to develop a sense of honour. Self love is overrated when you can subsume your soul in irony, memes, and degenerate fetishes
>>33883827Bitch, I do "self love" every time I jerk off.
>>33883777No. I wasn’t bullied in school. I post here to practice English
>>33883768I’m flat so I don’t have cleavage, but I wear outfits showing skin
>>33883832>Practicing English>On 4chanI don't think that's going to help you in real world settings
>>33883831Yeah…you do you, sense aggregate humanslop
>>33883841Are you an AI? Why are you talking like you're in Neuromancer?
>>33883839why are you grooming 19 year olds on 4chan
>>33883839>I chat with 12-14 year oldsMaybe stop being a pedophile
>>33883844Engaging you at your level is the most boring shit imaginable. Whoop dee doo, you have degenerate sexual fetishes and love to shove them in peoples faces, you’re a million in a million, aka humanslop. When people have suicidal thoughts and think they’re replaceable, you’re the replacement
State genderHow did you sepnd Halloween?
>>33883851The pub I wanted to go to was packed and they had a ticketing system so I went to another pub nearby and drank cocktails.
>>33883781>>33883791Good morning maam
>>33883850Yay, I'm useful!
>>33883838Imagine women being smarter than you
>>33883851Working, was fun, lots of cool and sexy costumes
>>33883858Many of them indeed are.
>>33883839>I chat with 12-14 year oldsFuck off ban evading pedophile
>>33883732Are you trying to call me racist again?
>>33883857Inasmuch as a tree is sucking up co2, yeah. Point being, aspire for more because your existence is cringe
>>33883770äuss-erstI'm having most trouble trying to explain the uss sound. You know how you might pronounce puss (as in referring to a cat) differently from buss where the u takes on a more a-like sound? That (p)uss is the best vocal cognate I can come up with in English.Ä is like the first syllable in air, or the a in bass (the fish, not the instrument).The weird squiggly looking character in the middle is a long ss sound.Then erst is ike the est sound from best, but insert a rolling r between e and st.
>>33883863He wants you to peg him up his bumchode
Women, would you date or marry any of these men in this pic?
>>33883839Are you going to start spamming CP namefag pedophile?
>>33883851>State gender>How did you sepnd Halloween?Waging, going back home and was watching some movie on a site with misandrists femanons? I think not sure
Yup and there he goes again hopefully a permaban this time thank you jannies doing gods work
>>33883788It's not that hard, but it depends on your needs and standards. In the end, you need to be well-groomed, fit, confident, and have at least an average face, or know how to make it work with cosmetics. It's fun getting paid for sex, especially as a man. But you also have to invest in yourself, maybe with a few surgeries, beauty routines, and procedures like laser hair removal.
>>33883851Getting my face peed on.
>>33883851I slept
>>33883839Confirmed pedojeet ENTJ was right all along
>>33883851MTried to survive. I succeeded.
>>33883838It does
ENTJ I am sorry I doubted you, now I under why you hate jeets so much
>>33883838I picked up English from browsing 4chan.t. Russian bi femboy
>>33883851At home streaming. I dresses up as Rebecca from Edgerunners
>>33883895That tiny girl with the gigantic hands?
>>33883851F. We planned on going to a few parties, but instead we went to just one to show off our costumes then went home and had sex all night.
>>33883895cool
>>33883905Good morning, JH.
>>33883851Hung out at home and talked to a cute girl online. Not bad!
>>33883912There has got to be other sexually active women ITT, too.
>>33883912>JH mentioned SAAR why are you ban evading pedo
>>33883915Yet it somehow always turns out to be you anyway.
>>33883922Maybe often, but not always.
How often did your parents have sex with you when you were growing up?
>>33883912I’m something of a bunda bloodhound, I can smell your sweet brigadeiro from a mile away.
>>33883754Thanks
>>33883924You have no idea how often you end up in a reply chain with some anon, or just read the reply chains that others are involved in, and after a couple of posts you realise>oh, it's the JH again
I want to have sex so fucking much, but I literally can't for the next few months. Maybe I should just go become a monk. I feel like I'll ascend to a higher plane of existence after this torture.
A better world is possible.But are you sure you're going to like it?
>>33883942>You have no idea how often you end up in a reply chain with some anonPretty sure this is on purpose, she's one of those attention-whores after all
>>33883942I hope it's not too big of a letdown.>>33883950Why can't you?
>>33883926Actually, I have a funny story about that. When I was young and stupid, I watched porn on my pc and didn't erase the browser history. So, of course, my mother found it. But that's not the funny part. The funny part is that it was fake mother-son incest porn. She looked at me with disgust for a while after that.
>>33883962Damn. That's rough.Looking back, so many of our parents in the 2000s seriously dropped the ball with regards to keeping their kids away from internet porn. I think I was 12 or 13 when I first saw hardcore porn, and 11 when I first went looking for nude photos.
>>33883960>Why can't you?Surgeries and post-surgery recoveries. I've had a few in a row and will have more because I lived every day like it was my last, and now my health problems keep piling up.
Do you suffer from autistic psychopathy?
>>33883964Different anon but I was born in 1993, definitely came across a lot of porn ads/clips without looking for it and saw a bunch of explicit stuff early. But the worst thing was my dad had no idea about deleting browser history so I would always see his porn (spoiler: incest and cnc/spying and voyeurism, not something you want to associate with your father). To be fair though I guess you can't really expect most people to be well-adapted to the challenges of an entirely new invention quickly.
>>33883964>dropped the ball with regards to keeping their kids away from internet porn. It's one of the reasons I became extremely hypersexual.>I think I was 12 or 13 when I first saw hardcore porn, and 11 when I first went looking for nude photos.Actually, that was pretty late. My friend showed me my first porn when I was around 8 or 9.Now I'm so mindbroken that I consider anal, oral, rimjobs, and titfucks just standard, part of the deal. But so many girls are like, "Oh no, let's do it with the lights off and only missionary". Bruh.
>>33883777No, it's just an old habit. But I started back when I was a teen and yeah the way guys would speak to me or about other girls irl wasn't far removed from 4chan stuff so at the time it struck me as the sorry reality I had to deal with.
>>33883964>keeping [your] kids away from internet pornHow would you have done it? How would you do it?
>>33883899Yes. She had little hands at first. She change them to be able to carry bigger weapons I think
>>33883768Very little. Sometimes short skirts/dresses but always with dark tights. Cleavage, rarely to never. If I show anything off it's my legs. And I just feel more comfortable being a little more covered up. Less hostile attention and you don't have to worry about how to perform every single movement you make in order to not show more than you want.
>>33883991I remember in the 90s there was this porn site called Whitehouse dot com so when we had to look up the White House for a school project it redirected to a porno site.
is it just me, or threads have been lasting way longer than before? or maybe it's just that i was off of here for like a month or two and forgot
>>33884006Oh yeah I remember stuff like that. Or cute pictures but if you clicked them it would redirect to something gross (sexual or otherwise). Or downloading songs illegally from sites like limewire and people would put porn audio in the middle just because. Or upload Disney movies with porn scenes thrown in.
>>33884013My parents flipped their shit when they found out I'd been looking at humor fan websites with names like "Darth Vader ate My Balls" and "Spock ate My Balls".
>>33884017Never heard of those but sounds like a treasure to anyone in middle school.
>>33883999MHindsight is 20/20, but if I were to travel back in time and fill their shoes:>no computer in the kid’s bedroom>no unsupervised internet access until maybe 15-ish, earlier if the kid earns it>not-so-subtly raising the kid to think that porn is gross and exploitative to begin withYou of course make a very good point about it being an unprecedented challenge for parents. God knows what I’m going to have to deal with when I raise my own hypothetical kids sometime in the next decade
>>33884022I remember there was a mini-scandal and panic at my high school because a student put up printed fliers of screenshots from this FPS zombie flash game they'd found on Newgrounds across the school and the teachers and faculty thought it meant someone was planning to do a Columbine.
>>33884006Heh. Reminds that there was also this free e-mail service that everyone used, hotmail.com. My friend wanted to check his mail but he made a typo and ended up on hotmale.com instead. In computer class. Just as the teacher walked by.
>>33883991It was indeed that easy to find. I found it because I spent a lot of time on deviantART downloading fanart to use as wallpapers and avatars on forums (which I started posting on when I was 8 lol)I’m glad I never had to find any super gross porn of my parents’. I found a magazine one time, but nothing with any gross fetishes.
GenderWhich would you choose? A good-looking partner with a great personality, but the most boring sex possible who refuses to do anything else? Or an average-looking partner with some mental issues, who gives you the best sex you've ever had?
>>33884023Meant to reply to >>33883991 at the end of that post oops
>>33884034Unironically the first "adult content" I remember fapping to was from the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on furries. The featured photo was furry art of this nude, ripped cheetah chick with huge tits and bedroom eyes that I jerked my rod to night after night when I was like 13 or 14 years old.
>>33884040lol relatable. ED is how I got here when I was 11I read the offended page :’(My childlike innocence died that night, probably
>>33884023Before the internet kids had to accidentally find porno mags that someone had stashed somewhere or thrown away.
>>33883768Face, neck and hands. I don't shave my arms, legs or tummy so I can't show anything else, even at the beach.
>>33884036Definitely the second. Of course the mental issues should be managed okay at least, not someone building towards psychosis or something. But looks play a very small role in my attraction and good sex a huge one. Plus I relate better to people who have (had) issues than people who have always been well-adjusted anyway.
>>33884036The first partner is bad, lazy, and selfish. If you're not putting in effort to bring your partner pleasure and excitement, then why bother being in a relationship with them?
>>33884042The ubiquity of communal porno rags stashed in the woods is very amusing to me
>>33884036The answer to this question depends entirely on how horny I am at the moment.
>>33884036MThe second person sounds like much more fun.
>>33884041I found it because I was doing research for a story I was trying to write where a character took their own life. I googled how they would do it and the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on suicide was the first result. Definitely a lot of innocence lost reading that....
>>33884036Depends on the mental issues and on whether "the most boring sex" involves me orgasming or not.
>>33884034I'm not even sure that much changed. At least when I was around twenty I had a big tumblr phase and it was also incredibly easy to click on a profile that posted sexy but innocent pics (like the artsy black and white grainy shot of almost naked people embracing in front of a beautiful window or whatever) and find very explicit stuff this user also enjoyed. This is how I stumbled upon shots of huge spiders on women's genitals etc, just followed someone whose sexy goth aesthetic I enjoyed. I'm happy for you, too! I hope your experience is the more common one but it's so taboo it's hard to say. >>33884026Kind of hilarious to realize they no doubt had a staff meeting about this.
>>33884056Maybe the internet was shit the whole time ahaha
>>33884049>The first partner is bad, lazy, and selfish.They're just pure, like religious people who view sex as dirty, or asexual individuals. I've met people like this often. They're not bad, just too pure for me. I feel like a gutter whore standing next to church virgins around them.
>>33884049Some people really do just have a very small sexual comfort zone where even acts considered pretty normal turn them off. It is only selfish if you assume they easily could but can't be arsed. It's understandable if doing the desired thing makes them feel revulsion and self-loathing though. Not saying that's totally normal but it happens. Sexual compatibility matters for that reason, that it's not as easy as putting in a bit of effort and you can be anyone's perfect partner.
>>33884049>why botherA guy can be lonely and want to get off. Most men feel this way in fact.
>>33883999>>33884023I glossed over your second question. How would I keep them away from it today?I’d probably do largely the same things I described in my other post, but I also wouldn’t give them a smartphone until they reach 15 or so. They’re getting a dumbphone until then just for the sake of picking them up and dropping them off wherever they like to hang out.I don’t think I care very much about how backwards that would probably seem to the kids’ friends. Smartphones at that young an age clearly don’t do anything good for kids. I don’t want them to grow up using social media.
>>33884071If I must be lonely, I think I'd rather be alonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NZsCYOM4j0
>>33884036Fit seems like the second one is the better investment
"The Irritating Gentleman (1874) by Berthold Woltze"What would you do in that situation?
State gender:Im a boring bitch with no personal taste, intelligence nor personality. How should I become? Hobbies, style, music, way of speaking, way of thinking... Help me design myself please.
MIf I were her? I’d probably start reading a novel and ignoring him.
>>33884079M, I'd sock him in the jaw.
>>33884079>What would you do in that situation?ask for her number
>>33884036F, the second one.
>>33884079>>33884082
>>33884079Play dumb and pretend he's just a nice man making the effort to make small talk with a stranger. Look at him as wide-eyed as possible whenever he makes vaguely suggestive comments. In my experience this is more likely to make someone feel like a creep than actually telling them they are creeping you out.This is assuming I was around her age obviously. When you're older it gets easier to just call people out on being rude.
/atoga/ is like Love Is Blind for ‘cels
>>33884079I wouldn't say a single word. I would listen. And that's what no one else did.
>>33884081Nothing you mentioned is what makes anyone unique or interesting. You are interesting when you are authentic - not because your authentic self is necessarily special or striking, but because you're the only one of your kind. Try to touch base with the things you used to enjoy before you started thinking in terms of what others see when they look at you. That's the real you. Think of what you wanted to be when you grew up as a little kid. What gives you energy.
>>33884092actually found my bf here and I love him more than anything lol
>>33884099*tips fedora*;)
Women. Which of these three '80s action hero dudes would you rather have sex with? Jack T. Colton, Sonny Crockett, or Snake Plissken?
>>33884097Real me basically is annoyed, doesen't give a fuck and loves sleeping. Thats it. Nothing interesting in that.
>>33884093Is it really worth sacrificing your own boundaries and comfort just to delay a likely inevitable mass shooting by a fedora-tipper?
>>33884102Snake
If 6 were 9, would you lose your mind? Would you go crazy for me all the time?
>>33884104Even if you are totally right (which you aren't, because if you were legitimately only angry and without fucks to give, you absolutely would not be thinking about how to become a person people like more, which is the epitome of giving fucks) the thing is you cannot keep up a spiel forever. You might become good enough at performing a socially accepted person to do well at a party or make a good first impression, but anyone you try to befriend better or date, you won't be able to keep up the facade and/or they will realize something feels empty and off. And again someone is not interesting for having good style or good taste. If that were true than the most successful lifestyle influencers would be the most fascinating people there are, but they aren't by a long shot.
How do I shit test women?
>>33884114Its not about that, I feel empty and bored... I feel like Im nobody and my existence is meaningless.
>>33884099I thought he was a closeted homosexual?Tips fedora
>>33884120kek im a girl
>>33884118Trace the creases in the soles of his feet with a ball point pen and see how he reacts
>>33884119Okay so that sounds like depressed more than uncaring. Either way the resolution to this also is not trying to optimize your persona. It is paying more attention to what makes you happy and what you DO give a fuck about. Again your best bet is trying to revisit a time you were not yet like this and remembering what made you happy back then - performing, dancing, singing? Being outside in nature, animals? Other people, social events? Arts and crafts? Being physically active, games, pushing yourself? Hell, if you legitimately are too depressed now to remember, ask your siblings or parents what you were like as a kid and what you enjoyed.
>>33884114Im basically asking if I can stop being an NPC
>>33884124kek he's lying to you
>>33884126Yeah Im pretty depressed. Thank you a lot anon this is great advice.
>>33884128kek no!!!
>>33884097>>33884114>>33884126Good effortposting.
Foids, you have (1) redeemable rimjob token.
I gooned to Sydney Sweeny last night, AMA.
>>33884136My friends were talking about that the other day and I had to search it, I didn't know what it meant. I don't know anything about it. Do you guys actually like that? Should I give my bf one?
>>33884136Why are men so obsessed with buttholes? I don't want anything near mine and I don't want to touch anyone else's
>>33884130You're welcome anon. Try to look at it like this: just like our body needs nutrients, rest, hydration etc to work well, our psyche needs to feel inspiration, connection, joy, curiosity etc in order to properly process everything that sucks about both your individual life and the world at large. It tends to come more natural to children, who are intuitive and more shameless, but in puberty a lot of people cramp up because the desire to fit in and be normal overrules their own knowledge of what they need to be happy. You will always be the best version of yourself when you are able to take care of yourself well and that very much includes replenishing yourself with positive experiences. It is also in itself an act of self-respect to allow yourself to invest your time and energy into what you like and not any norm or outside judgement. By doing that you tell yourself, not verbally but with your actions, that you are the main character in your own life. THAT is what will make you stop feeling like an NPC. Giving the full weight to your own opinions, preferences and needs, not treating yourself like a supporting character in other people's lives.
>>33884136I got my butt ate last night, so I'm good without it for a month or two. Thanks anyways, though.
>>33884067MIt reminds me of a story from when I was a student. I had a history class that I successfully ditched all semester, so I went to the professor to plead for a good grade. She told me she'd overlook my absences if I went to help out a local Christian cell group. It's not like I had a choice, so I went.There was this girl there who approached me, a straight 10/10, gorgeous and kind, and she actually took a liking to me. She came from a good family and they all worked with her in the church. We went on a few dates, no sex, just a few kisses. But every time I was with her, I had a kind of mental breakdown. By that point, I was already a promiscuous alcoholic, going to student parties with drugs and sex. So every time I was around her, I felt like human garbage. To save my mental state, I broke things off with her.
>>33884139Would you want him to try it on you?>>33884149>a month or twopic
>>33884137I don't want to hear about anyone you've jerked off to, unless it was me.
>>33884151I hate prepping for anal now. I love how it feels, but I can't feel comfortable unless I fasted the whole day before.
>>33884145Thank you so very much! I screenshotted this to keep it, its amazing advice. I wish you all the best
>>33884155You're so lame sometimes JH
>>33884158I am happy it resonates with you and hope it will help you going forward and feeling differently about yourself and your life. I wish you all the best too!
>>33884155I'm ready to fuck you without any preparation. I don't mind getting a little dirty with you.
>>33883851Mplayed l4d2 with my frens and watched jacob's ladder afterwards
>>33884152Who are you?
>>33884139depends how open he is to kinky things, most guys might feel way too embarrassed to try it
>>33884152I can jerk off to you and you can watch if you want
>>33884175>most guys might feel way too embarrassed to try itWeaklings. I wasn't even embarrassed when I got caught having public sex with a local slut, completely nude.
>>33884159Fuck you. I'm not lame, I'm just too busy nowadays. Everything is falling apart in this house and I have to fix it singlehandedly. I wish I could afford to shape my whole life around constant sexual gratification, but I can't. At least not yet.>>33884162I'm a neat freak. I don't want sex to be dirty in that way.
>>33884173Exactly.>>33884179Just the knowledge that it happened is enough for me.
>>33884188>Just the knowledge that it happened is enough for me.post a picture of your hand and I'll do it
>>33884189And then next time you'll want lips, then butt, then nudes, etc. Not happening.
>>33884194no I'm ok with just your hand, how am I supposed to jerk off to you otherwise?
>>33883755I pity the children who are born in November and December these days
I really need to cum on a pair of fat tits
dieting is so hard now2 years ago I had to lose weight and I just went anorexia mode for a month and was at my target levelnow I struggle not to buy a chocolate bar at 2am from the convenience store
>>33884131Yikes at you and him
>match with cute girl finally>conversation going well>ask her out for next week>she's going back to her city tomorrow and its already night herewhat a waste
Femanons, do you enjoy the discography of Blaqk Audio and AFI and do you want to listen to them while we make out and fiercely grab each other's crotches?
can I rape your armptis femanon? I've been a good boy
>>33884197Words should be sufficient.
should I ask this g*rl for her LINE?she seems fun to chat to and she said she'll come back to visit my city in the winter
1) shush2) plap
>>33884221you know what I don't want to jerk off to you anymore, you're mean
Atoga lied about BPD girls being bad for you, first week dating one has been wonderful. I've never felt this happy and wanted
>>33884221Words are very unnecessary. They can only do harm.
>>33884227Masterful bait
>>33884227hehe she's going to ghost you
>>33881241What causes women like pic rel to think they deserve the world on a silver platter? I think part of the reason is that their dads don't discipline and humble them enough because the dad's all like "I must protect my little princess" or some shit. Women ITT: why are a lot of you like this?
What psychological medications do you take?
>>33884240Im on anti-psychotics for lifeI had psychosis, then I didnt takem y medication and had it againso now my doctors recommend me to take it for lifeincreased chance of dementia later in life because of itbut I feel like the medication makes me more normal and I have less cringy moments
>>33884225Me being mean is what some guys want to jerk off to, though.
>>33884240Weed
>>33884240nothing, I used to take luvox though
>>33883358>yeah lolYou should go outside a bit.Are you a hiki neet?
>>33884246yeah me too but not in the mood for that right now
why didn't my parents love me? now I have to seek attention and affection from strangers online
>>33884239I don't want to be a princess, I want to have a sexslave/maid wife.
>>33884231It's not bait>>33884235She probably loves me
>>33884265*chokes you*
>>33884079Say something unhinged to make him go away.
>>33884239They think doing their makeup exactly like a natural 9/10 does hers makes them a natural 9/10
>>33884269yeah my ex used to say she loved me all the time and she still abandoned me, I mean I really hope that doesn't happen to you, it really fucking hurts and I haven't recovered from it
>>33884136*hands >himthe coin with an uno reverse card*
>>33884143I don’t know how to explain it. I don’t have any interest in rimming either but do have an urge to at least poke my finger at it whenever it’s staring at me during sex.I don’t want anything near my asshole either though, so I’m not likely to do even that, just look.
mommy please step on my cock
>recently have been pulling a lot more black girls>I'm a pasty white boyThey're cute, so it's ok, but I thought black girls didn't really date white boys because of the social stigma around it. Like the girls get judged more than the guy.
>>33884260Well maybe next time then.
>>33884270*breaks from the choke, throws you on the bed, and kisses you deeply*
>>33884285You can stop going on about this any time
>>33884289I've only posted this once, which is now. What are you talking about?
>>33884240Nuttin.
>>33884092It rocks lol
>>33884279Do people irl often assume you are a lesbian?
>>33884288woah that was unexpected
>>33884239>pic relI would stop talking to that person instantly.
>>33884300Ram Ranch really rocks
>>33884240Nothing. I smoked a shitload of weed to poorly cope with my defective brain for a long time. I tend to drink a bit more than should every time I’ve tried to quit smoking, but I’m gonna try it again soon.In the past, I’ve tried SSRIs, benzodiazepines and antipsychotics. They all just made me feel sedated, not healthier.
Is this what the people on /atoga/ look like irl?
>>33884092One of my favout Wiseau's.
>>33884309I wish
Here’s a TRVTHNUKE
a cute boy like me shouldn't have to work why wasn't I born rich??/
>>33884309I’ve never been quite cool enough to pull off a trench coat and don’t listen to dimmu borgir, but otherwise I did kinda look like that guy in college
my stomach is rumbling because I haven't eaten anything in almost 24 hours, THIS IS A GOOD THING food is bad, it makes you fat
>>33884309Me on the left
>>33883851F. Thought about going to a party but ended up going to a bar my friend just opened up. Proceeded to get disappointed there were not many cemeteries open late near me to wonder around and listen to music.
Saturdatoga
I have no gf and I must cuddle
>>33884320Starving yourself will only make it harder not to gorge yourself later. Unless you go full anorexia, which isn't healthy at all. Moderation is. >t. sister had serious anorexia, we spent years worrying she'd made herself infertile forever, also your breath will start smelling like vomit and you will grow literal fur
Have you seen this man in your dream?
>>33884079Fthis is how I picture Exhib, MKG, Ohio, and the other pickmes look like, just call them narcs and don't reply any further
>>33884343I still don’t think I have, no. If I have, I forgot.
I literally haven't had a conversation with a woman in over a decade. Most of the entertainment I watch or play has almost entirely men as well (MMA, pro wrestling, action games, war movies, shonen anime, etc). I basically don't see women unless it's in porn.
>>33884314How far does this logic stretch? If I attack you randomly, is it your fault your life is bad right now?
>>33884346Please enjoy the having conversations with women thread.
>>33884345It will become a self fufiling proffessy
Why do other women seem to dislike or even hate women with BPD? They at the very least have a low option of them
>>33884330Midnight walks through cemetery blockshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reS5QpGf4b8
>>33884342actually eating just one sandwich makes me anxious enough that I need to smoke to calm down.
>>33884356Have you ever lived with a freak who runs after you with a pair of scissors while wearing nothing but panties, or who smears fecal matter on your face in your sleep? It's less fun than it sounds.
>>33884356because bpd women are perfect and regular women are boring and lame
>>33884356I went to school with a BPD chick and she ended up on the local sex offender registry shortly after graduation.
Girls, are you jealous of the fact that you will never know what it feels like to have your dick sucked both physical and psychologically?
*blows on your ear*:3
>>33884358I have the opposite problem. I have severe anxiety that only goes away when I eat complex carbs (crisps, chips, noodles, biscuits, toast). Unfortunately this makes me fat.
>>33884361Fecal matter one is the only really bad one, if one ran at me with a knife I'd just gracefully grap her arms to disarm her
>>33884374Ferengi Ooh-Mox.
>>33884377my anxiety is because I'm afraid of becoming fat again
*swirls tongue around your left nipple*
>>33883266crazy
Tacos for lunch 2day
When I was growing up I found comfort in the Barnes and Noble at the local shopping mall every weekend and buying edgy t-shirts at Spencer's. But now that space has been demolished and my old haunt the mall is no more. Why has God forsaken me?
no don't cut yourself and ruin your skin!! drink alcohol and ruin your liver instead
>>33884036F. Second option. Some mental issues doesn't mean they're not also a fun person. Unless they are schizo..
>>33884401We need to move onMy childhood home is a shell of what it once was Every piece of nature I enjoyed as a child has been destroyed and my children will never know it Every store and custom and culture is beocming nothing thanks to Walmart
If you are bored during sex you need to be locked in a dark room and tortured until all porn has been erased from your memeory
What do I do if I have a nice body but ugly face and no boobs or ass? Any way to play that up or are the odds against me
>>33884405Now instead of living in an empty and desolate shopping mall I live most of my life in an empty and desolate town square. Cobblers and merchant guilds used to frequent these streets and now it's just H&M, Ulta, and Costa fucking Coffee as far as the eye can see.
Moids owe me sex
>>33884410Yea it's over we should all kill ourselves
>>33884422Yes you do
>>33884414How many times have you had sex over the past 2 weeks?
>>338844290
>>33884429I paid the admission fee to go to a gay bathhouse where I got my dick sucked by three old men in the glory hole labyrinth
>>33884414You owe me a footjob
Which of you 4chan femanons was this?
>>33884433But you're a girl, how
womenwhy can't you be more like anime where the women are perfect in both personality and looks?
>>33884439>resurgence of woke>The Woke Strikes Backlol
>>33884443Women in anime always slap up and beat men silly, they are not perfect.
>>33884429>>33883950
>>33884452Classic music? You mean like The Monkees and The Rolling Stones?
>>33884452I like it
>>33884372I'm curious how crazy good it must be if men are so obsessed with their dicks, but the fact that guys are done cumming in less than a minute then they're done for a while makes it sound so boring.
>>33884452There's only one good piece of classical music and everything else is overly complex and pretentious craphttps://youtu.be/mmCnQDUSO4I
>>33884409>wahhh I can't get Chadslmao
>>33884439I have no idea what any of that means? Seems like more of that brain rot.
>>33884462I can't even get an ugly bum
>>33884414I'm all out of sex to give.
>>33884463Too many chefs, pieces go on for too long and have too much stuff in them. The fact that they want to tell a story with their music makes me sick, music should be there to be listened to
>>33884452I only listen to breakcore, phonk, and stuff like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn4MiyePoOU now.
>>33884461um pa pa um pa pa um pa pa...
>>33884219No, bad dog.
>>33884414Ok, how do I clear my debt?
Women, have you spent most of your adulthood in relationships?I realize I rarely ever get rejected, the girls I interact with are just usually in a relationship. And I refuse to abide to the societal norm of trying to steal someone else's girlfriend.
>>33884485NoI've been single my entire life
>>33884452You mean the period that was considered classical music? Or academic music in general? I prefer scriabin over Mozart or beethoven mainly because it doesn't make feel much, it's too distant sometimes (not do much bach for some reason)
>>33884409Your face is something you can change pretty easily, just learn how to use makeup. https://youtube.com/shorts/kZ100Z7ZVSg?si=Ogm88xWzi5_zWl5xFor your boobs and ass, just get surgery or hit the gym.
>>33884487What do you do for work? Is it majority female?
New thread>>33884503>>33884503>>33884503
>>33884239Because they want to be spoiled/courted like a rich privileged trad trophy wife back in the days, but they forgot feminism made men and women on more equal terms and this therefore means more equal dating terms. There is no more courting, now it's just fruitless situationships. Unless they're a good wife/housewife in 2025 then they'd deserve it, but that's more unlikely as people are barely getting married these days/staying committed.
>>33884485>And I refuse to abide to the societal norm of trying to steal someone else's girlfriend.Well, it's your choice. Some might find me evil, but I profoundly enjoy taking someone else's girl. If she's willing, then why not?
>>33884309I wish /atoga/ was secret goth club.But instead it's secret autism club.Would anyone like to address the club?I have a question for all genders:Did You Learn to Speak or Walk Late or early?I learned to speak early.
>>33884357Cool lyrics, unfortunately not that into metal/nu-metal. I'm into more industrial-electric-rock-ebm.
Oops, almost said something racist on discord
>>33884372Yes, I wish I could genderbend at will physically. It makes me think all the time if I'm actually gender fluid or smth but like I don't think I am.
>>33884485Yes, though I've only been with one person.
>>33884515I don't have autism but I get along with autistic people which is why I'm on atoga. I'm probably on the spectrum but idk where. I'm also alternative but not exactly goth.
>>33884487Same lol
What do you do when you are stock in a waiting room and you forgot your earphones?
>>33883647Men on 4ch tbfI'm a pretty normal guy aside from being a big /tg/ and /d/ user
