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>>33914510
Yeah Vera is cool and all but can you use a different big butt model next time?
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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>>33914510
Women, do you like receiving rimjobs?
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>>33914510
women

are there any of you that actually like the "submissive" man trope. i see it online and in womens fiction a lot but i just cannot get past the idea that it's entirely insincere.
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>>33914518
I mainly just find the guy reactions entertaining while the wife is next to them
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>>33914527
Fair enough. Guess I outed myself as a coomer
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>>33914521
Trvke, but they can't help it.
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>>33914510
I love women's butts.
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>>33914518
this but unironically
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>>33914534
That’s the good stuff. May I request jynx maze
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>>33914510
Women, do you like backless dresses?
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If you were dancing with a girl in a club and as you exited the club, you got jumped from behind and beat up to the ground by 3 dudes and one of them yelled!
>Don’t touch my girlfriend, she’s a minor!

What would you do after they left?
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>tfw no tall, fit gf with massive glutes and muscular thighs
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>>33914527
>wife
Looks more like the mom to me.
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I just want someone to love me :( not even my parents loved me
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>>33914543
>you got jumped from behind and beat up to the ground by 3 dudes
Seems unrealistic for kids to achieve.
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>>33914510
We hate women in here.
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>>33914548
Well ain't that original.
And what is your question to women?
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I need a flat chested (slender) redhead gf with dry lips and dark circles around her eyes to cuddle every night
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>>33914555
uhh do they like uhh idk milkshakes?
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Male here. Any woman in SoCal just wanna mess around?
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>>33914552
Nobody said the guys who beat you up are kids…
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Gender,
Have you ever listened to a public speaker so charismatic that you instantly fell in love with her/him?
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>>33914562
Brother... this is not the way...
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>>33914557
I need a thick-fit sweaty tanned gf to spoon me every night
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>>33914566
No, usually I fall in love with them because they are just absurdly pretty.

Also what you are describing is how the monetization of twitch streaming functions.
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>>33914567
Yeah I get it. Kinda just don't give a shit anymore to be frank.
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I need a woman to beat me up and call me a dumb moid.
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>>33914557
I need an unconventionally attractive gf to lay next to that can sap my body heat as if I were a warm rock and she were a lizard.
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>>33914574
>>33914557

oh yeah I forgot to add that she needs to beat me up and call me an idiot or pathetic
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>>33914577
Shouldn't be too hard. Slender and flat women are always the most mean.
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>>33914576
isn't what he described unconventionally attractive?
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I used to kinda like the idea of drinking a woman's breast milk but then my sister had a baby and I saw her breast milk and now it just kinda grosses me out.
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>>33914576
I need a gf who runs abnormally hot like a furnace 24/7 so she ends up wearing skimpy clothing all day and sleeps naked at night
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>>33914580
Yes but that is only but one flavor of many
>>33914582
I like the way you think anon
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>>33914571
There’s a girl in my class who’s good looking, but as soon as I heard her voice during her oral presentation, I felt high as fuck. I felt as if I was alone in the room with her and the time stopped and only what she was saying mattered. She’s incredibly talented in oral speech and charismatic. I’m like like yeah she’s an attractive woman, but when she speak the entire atmosphere bend according to the mood in her voice.
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>>33914581
You ever sneak a sip?
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is 20 & 30 years old really too early/large of a gap to date
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>>33914593
>is 20 & 30 years old really too early/large of a gap to date
No
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>>33914587
ask her out bro
>>33914593
its unconventional but if you want it then more power to you
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>>33914592
No nigga. even feeding the baby bottles of it kinda weirded me out.
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>>33914587
>oral speech
As opposed to anal speech which is known as talking out your...
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>>33914586
>I like the way you think anon
thanks lizardbro
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>>33914581
Sister liquids are unwelcome. Interestingly enough, the fluid I'd be least grossed out to see coming out of her body are tears. I'd rather see my sister cry than see her tit milk, even if it is in a baby jar.
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>>33914563
Then your assumption is even more idiotic.
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>>33914600
Coward.
Don't worry, the fetish will inevitably come back once you start fatherhood.
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>>33914578
I know (where do you think I got this kink from?)
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>>33914593
I'm dated an 18 year old when I was 25
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>>33914616
I dated*
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>>33914593
It's extreme.
I think up to 10 years is ok if the younger is at least mid 20s. Nobody is going to bat much of an eye.
Then again, I am getting likes from women 15 years younger than me on dating apps.
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>>33914567
hell yeah toads are way cooler than frogs
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>>33914616
Am 34, ex wife left last year when she was 37. I want kids and a wife who has energy to handle them, no student debt and a hot body. I'd take an 18 year old, no problem. I'm sure that gap is unacceptably large in society these days. Met a 20 year old, she's cool, but she's going to college and that's a turn off.
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Is it true that pregnant women are more horny?
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>>33914597
I can’t, my oral presentations sucks, and I sound like a fucking pussy because my voice shake when I speak. There’s a 92% she’s going to find a nice way to reject me and I’ll no longer be able to enjoy the "what if scenarios in my head", it’s also the class dynamic that I know will shift.
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>>33914624
hell yeah!
now its your turn to post a toad
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>>33914627
If all the pregnancy porn I watch is to be believed then yes, ravenously so.
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need a disheveled gf
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>>33914627
>>33914631
I wonder what it's like for a pregnant woman to feel her tits getting larger and filled up with milk
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>>33914640
I remember my already hot teacher getting even hotter when she got pregnant
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Would you participate in it? And how would you explain it to your child when they find out about it?
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>>33914646
M
I don't want to have and raise children at all.
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>>33914646
>wife
>spells the male version of blond and not blonde, the girl version
Fake post, also a leaf so fake and gay
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>>33914626
>I don't want my sexmaid to be educated
lmao
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>>33914659
terrible bait, janny
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>>33914659
>educated
sure
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>>33914642
I remember the time my youth group pastor told us his wife is hottest when shes pregnant and has a big belly.
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Why are you against age gap relationships?
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>>33914662
Don't hate women challenge is hard
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Power just went out, this sucks.
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Girls

Why is choking now considered normal and vanilla? Are women really that mentally damaged now that this is the expectation?
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>>33914662
Ok, serial rapist.
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Are (you) capable of forming a healthy relationship?
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>>33914668
Too many incels on atoga rn anyway, better to do something else.
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>>33914680
no. I have a gf. She’s my first one. But I don’t think I’m a good boyfriend. I have a lot of issues that I don’t think happens in healthy relationships
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Need artsy gf to look, laugh at and be amazed by art shit.
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>I don't do anal, it's filthy
>No, too hard, please slow down
>Please be gentle
>Don't spank me
Nah, fuck you. I'm breaking up, it's impossible.
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>>33914687
Artsy girls are mentally ill, don't date them.
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>>33914690
she must not be a zoomer
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>>33914691
I know and I have before.
But it depends on the illness and if she manages or not.
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>>33914629
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>>33914503
By that point being my own father would be one of the less weird things that happened to me so I'd just be meh it's one of those things that happen.

>>33914515
What job gives you scrapes and bruises?
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>>33914666
I'm not
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why do I only seem to attract younger girls? I want an older gf damn it
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How do you know that a girl is actually interested in maintaining a conversation with you?
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>>33914694
My ex artsy gf was a stalker and had BPD with narcissistic behavior.
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>>33914690
My kind of girl.
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>>33914701
Date a girl for long enough shell eventually become old.
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Is it okay if a woman sends you a crudely made, guro Sonic art with a text saying "how funny", but there's nothing funny about it? It just shows Sonic dead on a torture device with his guts falling out.
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>>33914709
Run
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>told my mom in offhand that all modern women are whores
>she gets incredibly mad despite me clarifying that I only meant modern women, the current generation that glorifies sexwork
Wtf? What's her problem? It's just true, who is she gonna believe? Some talking head in the telly or her own son?

Women are a hivemind on god
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>>33914704
Not too unlike from mine!
Except she is very incompetent so she was never a threat.
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>>33914709
Don't engage with women who have a fucked up sense of humor.
They are WAY too damaged.
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>>33914703
Thats the fun part, you can never tell!
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>>33914716
She probably doesn’t realize the true situation of the average zoomer girl
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>>33914704
she physically stalked you places? wtf this is real?
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>>33914709
god i need me a freak like this
i know you're out there listening, just this once do me a solid
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>>33914711
>>33914719
She's pretty sweet most of the time. Aside from a few episodes like this, the only other strange thing is that she follows my socials from fake accounts. When she finds something, like a new photo, she asks me from her main account where I was and who I was with. But I think she's just a little shy, though.
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>>33914521
God loves women, too.
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>>33914667
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>>33914566
M, no, charismatic people irrirate me, like calm down mate you're not fooling anyone
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>>33914708
she's still younger than me though
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>>33914709
The fuck? No! Stay Away from her brain rotted ass
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>>33912472
M
Someone else making your girl cum is cuckoldry.
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>>33914709
>>33914731
this is why I avoid shy women
the chances of them having a deranged fetish is too high
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>>33914716
>all modern women are whores
I'm siding with yer mam here desu, this is a sweeping generalisation that reeks of terminally online
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>>33914687
show art ?
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>>33914759
nta but I make a bunch of schizo drawings does that count as art?
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>>33914534
>einen dicken booty
yes ma'am
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>>33914595
I think being a member of a world famous band and being filthy rich might have something to do with her tolerating the age gap
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>>33914666
men oppose them when they're young because they're jealous all the girls their age are getting snatched up by sugar daddies. When those men become sugar daddies themselves, they no longer oppose it.
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>>33914716
the more visceral the emotional response, the more likely you are to be correct.
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Women, why don't you aspire to be a muscle mommy?
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>>33914784
gay
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>>33914534
>obsession with building glutes
>long cornrow braids
I'm noticing
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>>33914716
its usually my mom ranting about how young women are whores and complaining about seeing women in tiny thongs at the beach
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>>33913728
>Finally bagged the fat assed brown tomboy
How did you even find one? I don't think I've ever seen one outside of video games and anime.
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>>33914778
I don't think it's about money. I think it's mostly because he's an interesting person with a strong aura and good social skills. I know many 60+ guys who have dated or are dating 18-19 year-old girls. And I don't think that a boring rich old NEET would pull better than a confident and skilled old man.
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>>33914690
She sounds cute
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>>33914797
lol, she just happened to have that Gucci purse beforehand
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Reminder that you will never be a woman and you losers asking "women" questions are just enabling and validating troons.
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>>33914802
I only come here to hurl bile and besmirchful remarks
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Why do I feel guilty when I cum?
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>>33914808
Prolactin
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>>33914534
Ugly butterface. I doubt her ass is actually that nice as well and the leggings are doing 90% of the work.
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>>33914810
I’m a man. I don’t get it.
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I’m up at the butt crack of dawn
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>>33914808
Are you masturbating for stress relief, or are you genuinely horny?
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>>33914766
sure
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>>33914817
yay :D
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>>33914815
Usually stress relief, which would make me guilty, but this time was horny, and I still feel guilty.
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>>33914802
>troons
I sleep with everyone
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>>33914811
I can overlook the face if she puts that THANG on MY face
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I cum really really hard listening to (non-lewd) mommy asmr what is wrong with me?
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>>33914821
This might sound goofy, but the way I see it, for sexual function, your body requires nutrients to produce the hormones that make you feel satisfied, and a lack of those will make you feel like shit after orgasm.
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>>33914824
>using the word "mommy" to describe a woman
Every time I see a guy talk like this in this thread, I get so disgusted that I want to skin them alive, I'm so glad none of you will ever reproduce.
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>>33914798
she sounds honest and real

>>33914808
post-nut clarity
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>>33914825
That’s interesting. What would I be lacking?
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>>33914828
It’s not post nut clarity, I came to really vanilla stuff.
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Went to bed without anyone sitting in my lap and woke up without a little spoon. I suffer
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>>33914827
What about girls who force the "daddy" shit on everyone?
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>>33914822
You exclusively sleep alone fagcel
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>>33914828
>she sounds honest and real
Personally, I think that's cute.
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>>33914756
But it's true
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>>33914828
>foidh8moid
me too anon, me too. At least the ones in here anyway.
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>>33914659
>sexmaid
he didnt say anything about cleaning, only child rearing. Sexpet would be more accurate.
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>>33914827
They're always fat, too.
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>>33914834
it's okay when women do it, because men enable it
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>>33914841
>because men enable it
Not really.
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>>33914673
M
It was popularized via 50 shades
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>>33914842
Yes they do, men have zero standards and no self respect.
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>>33914841
I was about to call you based, but you abandon your principles
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>>33914829
I think Zinc, Vitamin E, and after that maybe the B vitamins are what you should look into.
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>>33914840
hey I'm not fat!
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>>33914392
I’m unsafe
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>>33914827
uh oh, someone is a needy, self centred lil girl with a daddy kink
>>33914841
Oh I know EXACTLY what kind of person you are
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>>33914845
Maybe the men you date, lol.
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>>33914847
Hm, okay. Thanks.
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>>33914827
that's uh not what I said though I don't describe women that way
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>>33914841
I slapped the bitch who said it during ONS. It's fucking disgusting. It's the number one ick for most guys. Only gooner degenerate virgin femcels might think otherwise.
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>>33914827
How flat are you, and how offensive is the prospect of a man sucking your nipples?
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>>33914850
what kind of person am I?
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I have the same name as both of the last women I dated’s dads :|
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Write your gender
What's your alignment?

>Tip: Take the test if you don't know
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>>33914859
It's your first name, I hope?
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>>33914860
M
Chaotic good
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>>33914824
you lack intimacy and genuine non-lustful connection
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>>33914862
Yes. They were both really weird about it
Last one would tolerate me using any pet names or nicknames because it reminded her of him
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>>33914867
*wouldn’t, I meant
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>>33914662
Women on average finish college dumber and mindbroken by cock than ever before. I'm not going to change my mind about this.
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I wish these threads had some real men instead of juvenile retards.
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>>33914872
Is this real man a 28yo virgin from Canada?
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>>33914872
What did you expect? It’s 4chan. I can’t watch Malcolm in the Middle for longer than 20 minutes without watching Breaking Bad.
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>>33914859
I once got to third base with a girl with the same family name as me. I have a particularly obscure name, so it wasn't a matter of us being named Smith or Evans.
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>>33914860
F
Lawful Good
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Heard some people talking about how they are chronically online. I don't think they know what they are talking about.
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>>33914873
Interesting response.
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>>33914860
M
Chaotic Neutral
The description was very accurate.
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>>33914864
don't get me wrong, I want a non-lustful connection way way more than I want sex, sex for me is just a bonus I just want someone who loves me
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>>33914860
M
Neutral good.
I prefer the way B/X does it, where there’s just lawful, neutral and chaotic. I would be lawful under that framework.
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>>33914882
Good job, you’re the redditor alignment.
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>>33914860
M
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>>33914872
So do i wish it had real women instead of teenager looking bpds seeking attention and validation :^)
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I'm depressed and feeling easy but there are no women who'd take advantage of me in my current state. God being a man is depressing, girls will never get these feels
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>>33914886
>redditor alignment.
That would be lawful evil
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>>33914891
You would know.
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>>33914877
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Today I learned that real men are 28yo abuse victims from Canada who have never slept with a girl before. And real men shit themselves, because they're not insecure 'tradcuck retards' or something.
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>>33914895
take your meds retard
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>>33914894
Wow, the ultimate wife material.
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I wish __ __ __ ___.
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>>33914894
>lawful good
the evil alignment, ironically.
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>>33914898
Me too.
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>>33914896
>if i change my typing pattern, they won't know it's me
This is sad, cuckworm.
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>>33914895
Real men shit themselves after copious amounts of drug use, yes. I loved high school.
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>>33914900
How so?
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>>33914872
You probably think Swiss is the most mature person ITT and you'd be right if maturity is measured in how retarded and insufferable your opinions are.
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>>33914905
Because lawful people are slaves to their masters.
They're puppets wielded by the wealthy and powerful to influence the world.
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>>33914906
Hey you’re a pass holder! Cool, cool.
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>>33914908
>pass holder
?
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>>33914907
ldk, i like helping people when i can.
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how does this make sense? Shouldn't the women be the ones who get taxed for being childless over 30
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>>33914909
Hey I don’t care, you do you. No one brings her up but you.
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>>33914911
Werewolf Jones had something really profound to say about this
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>>33914909
Cuckworm thinks it's only 1 person that can see what a moron he is.
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>>33914910
That's what you think.
People of lawful alignment believe in an absolute moral code, and a universal law, their world, by all means is black and white, there are no ambiguity, the world is never grey in their eyes.
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>>33914915
It's also the fascist alighnment.
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>>33914914
Cuckworm also wonders why multiple people would randomly bring up Swiss after a month.
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>>33914915
Good thing these are just roleplaying categories that don't define us. Like astrology
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>>33914659
You don't get an education at college, anon, you get brainwashed.
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>>33914911
Seeing as women don't have children before 30 now because they're too busy rutting on the cock carousel and serial-dating a bucnch of abusive players, and no woman dates younger guys for marriage, chances are that unviable men will just stop working after 30 and leave women to deal with the fallout of their choicesl. You can't tax unemployed people and people resting in the cemetery.
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>>33914915
Thas not truuuu, You're just desperate to be oppressed, I do what < i > like, as long as you dont impose on me, or make it a point hurt folk's idrc what you do.
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>>33914918
Sure, but they reveal more than people think.
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>>33914918
>just roleplaying categories that don't define us. Like astrology
uhm, not really
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>>33914917
>after a month
What happened then?
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>>33914926
I’ve no idea. Just a noticer. Another weird part is how it’s always around the same time of day.
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>>33914911
It doesn't. There are excess men, targeting men is meaningless because there are always leftover individuals
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>>33914928
What is? What are you noticing?
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>>33914916
Ultimate wife material
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women, what triggers this "I can fix him" instinct (besides the obvious part of the guy being good looking)
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>>33914931
Oh, you know. Some people are very unwell.
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>>33914935
Toronto based people?
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>>33914930
its also the women who arent really fond of having kids anymore and they hold the position of power when it comes to dating and relationships due to the state having their back
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>>33914937
I simply refuse to believe it’s entj doing this.
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>>33914917
Only one anon did. I just make fun of you for shitting yourself and being a virgin from Canada who's trying to act tough.
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I see that it's going to be another one of those days for me.
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>>33914942
Truly one of my best stories. I can’t think about it while chuckling.
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>>33914945
*without chuckling
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>>33914945
I can't imagine why you thought it would make you sound cool. Did you cry about being a lonely virgin to any new femanons in the emails?
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>>33914911
So by this logic women who get abortions should get extra taxed?
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>>33914948
Honestly, I’ve never once in my life told that story to sound cool. Nothing cool about drugs. It’s just genuinely so absurd it makes me laugh. I don’t even think I told it in Atoga, but I like the fanfiction. And no, not really interested.
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>>33914949
thats an idea
and compound the tax for each time they do it
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>>33914860
M
>>33914884
>I prefer the way B/X does it, where there’s just lawful, neutral and chaotic. I would be lawful under that framework.
I prefer it as well. I believe that you can be "evil" if you're either too lawful or too chaotic, too fanatical or too selfish. The "good" people find a balance between these two extremes, so the "good/evil" axis is simply confusing and unnecessary. Personally, I think I can be too lawful, but I'm working on that.
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>>33914911
It makes sense to women, because they lack responsibility and accountability. They should be taxed, yes, because they are the problem. Realistically though you would need to and should tax both.
>>33914949
If that will prevent them from murdering babies. Prison time is my preference though.
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>>33914510
State gender
Who's your "hes literally me" character?
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>>33914521
"You can't handle pressure!"
-guy anonymously issuing death wishes because he can't handle his shit.
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>>33914963
M
just gotta break my arm and then yeah
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>>33914965
Shit choice
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>>33914970
I'll find u
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>>33914958
Someone actually brought up how pure lawful alighnment can be evil
>>33914915
>>33914916
Well, both pure selflessness and selfishness are a kind of evil
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>>33914963
M
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/chZFnZEF-J0
not 33 yet but basically the same thing
>work
>fight
>isolate
>repeat
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>>33914963
M
Don’t have one, but I usually say Jesse Pinkman
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>>33914974
It's all about balance, man
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>>33914911
>Women shifting blame
Nothing new under the sun
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>>33914963
M
when does my arc start
>>33914965
You being artorias would mean you had a girlfriend
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>>33914979
Only acceptable one.
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>>33914963
M
james from silent hill 2 (except I don't have a dead wife, my gf left me)
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>>33914979
>You being artorias would mean you had a girlfriend
fuck
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>>33914860
:D
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>>33914958
>too chaotic
I'm 76.7% chaotic, but I don't think I'm evil. I can help you if I feel like it or if it's in my interests. I think evil is evil and good is good, there's no need to overthink it.
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>>33914860
M
Neutral Good.
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>>33914860
M
depends on the person im interacting with
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>>33914986
apd?
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>>33914986
chaotic neutral then
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>>33914984
Balance doesn't mean sticking to a 50/50 split, especially with such subjective ideas like chaos and order. And we need people who specialize in either domain, just without falling into either extreme.
>I think evil is evil and good is good, there's no need to overthink it.
I think it's a good idea to learn more about their nature, even if we can't fully comprehend it, but I'm just more lawful, I guess.
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>>33914994
>I think it's a good idea to learn more about their nature, even if we can't fully comprehend it, but I'm just more lawful, I guess.
Well, it's fun, but ultimately, neither matters as much as your personal enjoyment. And if you enjoy digging that, then why not?
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>>33914921
The fallout of women ruining everything would be interesting to see. Are they going to tax the fuck out of women if let's say 80% of men simply won't work or will they go after the few rich men? Just sucks that I'm forced to be a casualty in this matriarchy timeline.
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>>33914849
good morning ?!
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Women
When's the last time you specifically thought about testicles? What were you thinking about with them?
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I was so lonely I woke myself up from deep sleep to spiral and hallucinate I need a man to lay on top of me
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>>33915010
Fat and balding guys rejoice!
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>>33914894
>>33914983
I don't believe you. Like, you really wouldn't use fake money if you couldn't be traced for it? Or do you really not think that most laws are stupid?
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>>33915010
fine I'll spoon you
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I like having an eating disorder it keeps me from being fat
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>>33914963
But I'm younger.
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Im freaking out lol
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>>33915014
Lawful alighnment is more about following a code, sometimes your own. Batman is lawful good too, despite having troubles with the police.
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Guys I just realized one eye is worse than the other. Is it over for me? I used to be 20/20 :/
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>>33915026
Wear the glasses, nerd.
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>>33915028
I don't have glasses
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>>33914808
Because every sperm is sacred
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>>33915030
What if I'm infertile?
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I need to use the computer less I need to use my phone less. Shit.
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I want to try custom contact lenses like these, what are your thoughts on it?
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>>33915026
Not really, it could simply be due to natural body asymmetry, perhaps one of your eyes grew larger than the other.
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>>33915008
Good morning
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How did we get to the point that nobody has anything in common other than politics to discuss anymore?
How do we bring the monoculture back?
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Women have eggs inside them? Bizarre shit.
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>>33915053
>How did we get to the point that nobody has anything in common other than politics to discuss anymore?
You've just fallen out of the mainstream. This is why people consume FOMO slop, to stay on the same wavelength.
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>>33915053
>How did we get to the point that nobody has anything in common
For that you have the other boards with more defined topics like >>>/a/, >>>/co/, >>>/sci/, >>>/v/, etc. for people to bond over.
/adv/ is pretty much the blue board /r9k/.
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>>33915059
>the blue board /r9k/
no, it's not, fk u
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>>33915061
yes it is :)
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>>33915055
>femanon will never ask you to massage her pale white belly to get all the eggs out
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>>33915064
Don’t make me think about massaging femanon’s pale white belly. She lives too far away
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I don't get how people can't find friends or sex in 2025. I saw in a local tg chat some old dude who wanted to do an mmf threesome with a whore and was looking for a second guy. I hit him up, we became friends, and we still do it from time to time.
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>>33915071
There is a two tiered society, if you are fat, things like what you're describing are off limits, and most of society is fat.
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>>33915071
What the fuck is a tg chat?
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>>33915075
Telegram, maybe?
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>>33915075
Trans gooners
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>>33915055
It looks so tasty, I'm drooling all over it.
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Why so slow today?
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>>33915073
I disagree. All the stories I've heard about orgies at anime or gaming cons are usually about fat and ugly people.
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>>33915080
Pretty slow last night too. People had Friday night plans I guess
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>>33915085
Fucking lifehavers.
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>>33915086
I know right
I went to bed early since I didn’t have plans and the girl I wanted to talk to wasn’t here lol
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>>33915086
I have so many plans, and with many people waiting for me, but for some reason, I decided to rot on 4chuds instead of doing any of it... Maybe it's another mental breakdown.
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I wonder how many IPs we would have seen if 4chan hadn't removed it. 100? 50?
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>>33915093
2
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>>33915093
Less than 50, I bet.
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What are the things that you missed out on?
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>>33915093
It's just me.
I have bad news for you... you are also just me.
I'm so sorry.
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>>33915093
13
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>>33914540

No clue, but the example you showed lowkey looks like Misato from Evangelion a little
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>>33915099
M
I don't have a license, but I can actually drive. All other things are false.
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>>33915071
>i am lonely and unfulfilled because i jerk it to porn all day
>hey, hang in there, you could be fucking whores and old dudes
Why do men always seem to define social life and the lack of social life and success and failure and everything in between by the amount of sex they're having?
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>>33915114
>fucking old dudes
Anon, I didn't say it like this. Do you want to talk about something?
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Why are girlfailures so cute? Aren't loser women so much hotter than their successful counterparts? Why is it?
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>>33915121
I think you might be confusing Asian cartoons for real life
If you aren’t, I suspect you find women you consider losers to be attractive because you also consider yourself a loser
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>>33915121
Part of the appeal might be the very fact they see themselves as losers, and might compare themselves to you feeling like you are better than them. That's a really rare situation and might have a big appeal since usually it's the other way around with men/women.
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>>33915121
because it goes hand in hand with you
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>>33915118
I hope you're ready to hear that engaging in sex acts with an old dude means you have engaged in sex acts with an old dude
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>>33915121
This is because of the concept of purity. You can't expect successful women to be pure at 25, but with a girl failure, there's a small chance of it. Also, people are often attracted to those similar to themselves.
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>>33915055
Moids get off to shit like this
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>>33915121
It just seems easier to date another loser
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>>33915118
You watched an old man have sex with your dick in your hand
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>>33915128
getting off to this post right now
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>>33915128
While men are infinitely more likely to rape animals it's ackchually women who experience more arousal when being shown animals mating
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>>33915009
pretty specific but an answer came to my mind. a guy was giving me a ride once some time ago and he had these soft cube dice things hanging in the car that people tend to have in their cars, in the spot where i was sitting at. when i got out he started laughing realizing i had sat in a spot where they were right in my face, saying something about how "they" were hanging "right in my face". maybe i was being too sexually frustrated when the imagery came to my mind but yeah loll.
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>>33915126
>>33915130
You don't need to samefag, you know that, right? You're the one whose first thought about a threesome was homosexual, not me. Just saying.
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>why do I, a gacha-addicted /v/irgin, find losers attractive?
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>>33914510
Is it true that when women grow up without a father, they get a testosterone boost because their body has to compensate for the lack of masculine figure in their life?
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>>33915133
Moid lies
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>>33915136
Threesomes are always gay
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>>33915136
The first mention of a homosexual act was in >>33915071 where it said "mmf threesome"
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>>33915121
You probably have an easier time relating to them, seeing them as human and endearing rather than intimidating or alienating.
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>>33915080
I'm getting dick, don't wait up for me.
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>>33915139
Rude, I'm not a virgin, even I have managed to get laid during my life
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>>33915145
this one is correct
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Black men are very flamboyant. Why is that?
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>>33915141
I have never heard of this and it sounds very implausible to me. Remember having a father is also a spectrum where you can have a father who's technically part of the family but always working or even traveling for work - or physically present but just emotionally quite distant. And on the flip side it is possible to not have an actual father in everyday life but have other father figures (teachers, other male family members, family friends) that are quite present.

It is true that women who have or had (if their twin did not survive) a twin brother have higher testosterone because of exposure in the womb.
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>>33915035
Looks like the person is photoshopped irl or something, distracting and weird. It can only look good to me as part of an all out costume or alternative look, not for everyday use.
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>>33915148
Spiritually, you are very virginal
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>>33915035
You can only pull it off if you have an extremely ill mind, preferably several songs' worth of illness
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>>33915150
Generally low inhibition.
It has it's pros and cons.
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>>33915155
Thank you
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>>33914933
It's more about the woman than the guy at the end of the day. People that have this instinct triggered, are just prone to having it triggered. But I think it's typically the combination of
>some attractive features (looks, talent, exceptional intelligence) to make the whole tragic rather than pathetic
>overt issues, the more harrowing the "better"
>overt vulnerability at least sometimes, where others can tell you are lonely/struggling/trying to change

It is also really common that women love a tortured guy's sensitivity and use it as an excuse for bad behavior (he lashes out because he is very hurt easily because he's such a gentle soul).
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>>33914673
F, hard to say but I always get the impression that it started being seen as more enormal because of exposure to it in porn, and that if anything the push for it comes from men. You hear women complain about men trying this without asking first often. I think a lot of people see it in porn and think it's something apparently other people (or: men/women) enjoy, and it becomes hard to say if men do it because they want to or because they think women want to and same on the women's side.
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>>33915055
Looks like AI to me
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why does taking a bath feels so good after being a slob for a day
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>>33914716
It feels personal to her because regardless of what you personally think now, back when she was younger, men also thought that her generation of women were whores. So now the child she gave birth to turns out to also have grown into a man who looks down on his female peers and that depresses her and makes her feel if you don't judge her now, it's only because of your age difference and not because of your morality.
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>>33915164
I'm so glad I grew up with educational content from the 90's and early 2000's so that I have a broad base of understanding of reality.
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>>33915158
I'm fully into the alternative style, I have black nails, a pierced ear, and I'm looking to try contacts next. I've always wanted a tattoo, but I can never settle on a design.
Not me in the picture, but I have similar ones.
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>>33915150
black men have high estrogen
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>>33914782
Is this why men ape out so bad over BNWO shit
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>>33915175
what is BNWO?
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>>33915177
Porn version of black kkk.
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>>33915169
I mean it's still only a minority of cases where I think the guy (or girl for that matter) looks conventionally good like that. But you do you, the joy you derive from it matters more and will also make you carry yourself in a more attractive way. But if your style is so alternative in the first place I don't think you should care a lot whether or not it will look great to most others, just commit fully and do what makes you feel best.
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>>33915135
So the fuzzy dice (or whatever they were) being in your face made you think about balls being against your face? Did you think about them being his balls in particular?
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>>33915177
Just go to /gif/ and open any thread with a large phallus in the OP thumbnail
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>>33914716
the older folks have no experience with how bad things are these days
My grandma, bless her lucked out so much with my grandad. Basicallyhe was the first guy who walked up to her, asked for a dance and they were together from there on out for over 40 years
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>>33915181
Thanks, anon. Yeah, I just want to look stylish in a way that I like. I don't think I'm over the top, but for many people, an ear piercing or painted nails on a man is already over the top, so it's subjective.
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>>33915179
I thought it was that music guy
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>>33915184
This is normal though, you can only compare to the past and not to the future. People a few decades ago thought women were totally ruined because hormonal BC suddenly meant it was a lot easier to fuck around without getting pregnant and that made a huge difference for sexual norms and standards. Suddenly guys expected women to have a reason for not putting out, rather than everybody understanding that sex was just risky and could blow up in your face. And of course when people became more (openly) promiscuous, men were not blamed for this but women were blamed for being loose and no longer having the right values and all that...

It's all relative.
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>>33915185
True, I think for many people the issue is not so much it being "too much" (especially for women it's usually just a different kind of make up and jewellery, rather than a lot more necessarily) but more that less striking, more basic styles take up less space and distract less from the individual person. I'm not alternative myself really but the clothes I like are still "weird" (lots of colors, lots of quirky details) and while some people will always really respond to a unique presentation, it has struck me so many times how I get the most positive/flirtatious feedback when I look most "basic" in terms of clothes.

Still though looking "sexy" is only a small part of all the joy and pride you can feel in choosing how to present yourself and personally I don't think it's that big an aspect.
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I despise pedophilia.

Is this a normal opinion to have?
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>>33915191
You are antisemitic.
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>>33915182
yes. i think it stayed in my mind for so long because i was mildly disgusted at myself lmao. i usually never think about stuff like that (or sexual things in general if i'm around other people in public), that's why it was the only example of this that came to mind.
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>>33915192
I'm Jewish, you mental retard.
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>>33915194
Internalized antisemitism.
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>>33915018
M, I wish I had bulimia. It would solve so many of my problems.
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>>33915191
Yeah. Sadly though, feeling revulsion at the abstraction does not always make people rage about the irl instances. The topic makes most people so uncomfortable that they really want to keep believing it's a super rare and elusive phenomenon so they tend to be very resistant to the possibility of someone with those feelings/actions being around them, all the more if this is a person that never gave them bad vibes.
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>>33915194
Wow, another self-hating Jew.
When are more of you guys going to come to your senses and denounce Zionism
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>>33915195
Quit trolling and go jerk off or something, bitch.
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>>33915184
You can still do that. You are just a coward
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>>33915191
Yeah.
I do have a little bit of empathy for non-offending pedophiles that don't consume child porn, but it doesn't seem like most pedophiles have that kind of restraint.
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>>33915199
What gets me is that there are tiers of this shit where some of the people who do really fucking bad things to kids get caught and justly punished like Ian Watkins, but others become heads of state or just get away with it for years. At least I can get some satisfaction of knowing that Ian Watkins got killed in prison.
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>>33915099
M
I'm 30 but honestly I don't feel I've missed out on anything I've wanted
I'm just fretting that at 50 I'll have decided that I missed out on everything and at that moment it won't be worth it
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>>33915202
Not from the position Grandpa was then. He was as dirt poor as you can be.
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Have you ever been or would you ever become a sex worker?
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>>33915201
Of course a Jew would want me to jerk off.
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Why do human beings live such a short amount of time? Even at their longest lifespans human beings usually only make it to a mere 90. It really bums me out, you know?
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>>33915205
I'm no expert but I have learned some about child sexual abuse in my education and most offenders are not regular pedophiles. I know it's depressing but sadism and wanting to feel powerful are more often motives than simple lust. This is also why you will see so much sexual abuse in settings (prisons, hazing rituals) where power tripping and punishment are common/expected. It is a way to make someone submit to you.

Of course some people do offend out of sheer sexual desire, but it is less common than you would expect for that to be the main motive.
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Men, what would you do if your mum was preggers and she confessed to you over text message that the baby was yours from when she sexed you up in your sleep one night?
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>>33915210
yeah, I am moving to asian and becoming a male prostitute to old asian hags
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>>33915193
Interesting! Thank you for sharing!
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>>33915218
I've not reach the half point yet and I already feel done.
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>>33915220
Kill yourself
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>>33915190
>it has struck me so many times how I get the most positive/flirtatious feedback when I look most "basic" in terms of clothes.
I think it's mostly because more basic clothes are associated with seriousness and are generally within other people's comfort zones, while anything beyond that, depending on how extreme it is, falls outside of that zone. I haven't actually gotten a change in how often I receive positive feedback, but the types of people giving it have changed.
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>>33915219
This brought back nostalgic memories of how at my old fraternity during college the new pledges had to take laxatives stick their fingers up their asses, then smear shit on the head of the fraternity president's penis and lick it off.

It was much more benign than some of the neighboring fraternity houses where the frat president would have the new pledges get treated like a human piñata.
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>>33914526
You guys make fun of me for liking it. But also most men that I've experienced their submissiveness of, aren't actually submissive but lying about it.
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>>33915219
That makes sense.
I unfortunately know from firsthand experience that pedophilia isn't as cut and dry as most would suspect, having been molested as a child by another, older child.
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>>33915197
it's easy just eat once a day and only drink black coffee (no sugar) and smoke every time you get hungry and remember food is your enemy
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>>33915206
I know, it's hard to swallow. The world really just is extremely unfair. And the irony is that the stigma justly attached to child sex crimes also works against calling people out unless the evidence is overwhelmingly out there already. I think a lot of people politically supporting someone accused of this don't stop because they don't care about that, but rather they care so much and the idea is so horrible that they have already supported someone who's like that, that it seems literally unbelievable to them, unthinkable. And the more often allegations are voiced without undeniable proof following, the more easily people can write it off as gossip or speculation or think stuff like "no way it wouldn't have already been known if that were true".

Psychologically you can explain it all but it remains deeply morally depressing. I for one also do not understand that the same people that are enraged at the idea of children being abused, are often also very reluctant to talk about what we can actually do to prevent children being vulnerable and becoming victims. It's pretty wild to me for example that it's still 100% socially accepted to pressure a child into kissing a relative when they don't want to, learning them from the start that politeness matters more than boundaries, or that it's mean or rude to refuse somebody physical affection. I wish half the energy spent on speculating that people you hate are probably pedos was spent on awareness campaigns and concrete advice for parents and teachers.
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>>33915222
hope it was.. helpful lol
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>>33915233
>Smoke
That's fucking disgusting.
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>>33915236
I once knew a woman who smoked weed out of a bong through her vulva, and then blew the smoke out as smoke rings through her mouth.
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>>33915231
>aren't actually submissive but lying about it
I can be very submissive. I like going to a domme from time to time and having her peg me. But in the end, I'm a switch and mostly dominant. I just love to change roles for fun sometimes.
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Women, do you think I have what it takes to become a published author? Would you date a man who wants to do that?
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>>33915239
Depends on the type of publishing. If you're an academic publishing your thesis, fuck off. If you write a bestselling romantasy book about a woman who has to choose between an elf and a vampire, let's go.
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>>33915099
32 M here.
I don't think I've missed anything that I could have achieved by now. What I want most right now is to have my onw place and travel the world. I've tried to find love before, but it's too much effort, not nearly enough return and it can fuck up your life if you get with the wrong person (most people), it's just too much of a gamble at my age, but at least I've really tried that.
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>>33915242
>If you're an academic publishing your thesis
Hey, my thesis is on developing a cure for cancer and AIDS.
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>>33915230
>nostalgic memories
From what you describe I'd call that flashbacks I think, but good for you if it's not that bad for you...

>>33915232
I'm sorry to hear that. Yes this is another variant people are usually uncomfortable with because it doesn't fit the simple narrative of an exceptional sick adult and their victim. It is difficult for some to be easy on the child and recogize they are still learning and most likely repeating what they know, while simultaneously 100% condemning their actions and recognizing those were just as intrusive and violating for the victim as any sexual assault.

What I wrote is also a big part of why victims tend to be overrepresented among perpetrators (even though most victims still end up never doing anything to someone else). If you harbor a ton of hate about having felt small and powerless, it can feel weirdly cathartic or just to be on the other end and revisit the situation you know but now being the one in charge. Becoming a perpetrator also means no longer being just a victim and even though people like to talk about others playing the victim, by far most people actually have a very hard time wrapping their head around being victimized, let alone having their identity be shaped hugely by that experience. It is very scary. It means it could happen again. Doing onto someone else what was done to you can feel like an out there, like you broke the mold and escaped your fate. But of course it's not like that...
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>>33915242
It's science fantasy genre slop with some romance
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State gender
What question should I ask the opposite gender?
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>>33915239
The literary world is like the music world in this regard. You can have everything it takes and still most people of that group will not make it. I have no problem with literary aspirations but be realistic about them. And realize in writing, "making it" (becoming widely known, publishing several novels to good reviews and okay sales) still does not mean any sort of serious income let alone financial stability over time.
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>>33914716
Our parents have literal no idea what society now works because they're completely disconnected form it.
They don't have to engage with our society as nearly much as a growing person has to.
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>>33915253
Oh, for sure. I'm not quitting my day job.
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>>33915099
M, I wish I'd started having sex (both hetero sex with women and experimenting with gay behaviors, both are fun) at a much earlier age.

I also sometimes wish I'd taken entirely community college dual enrollment classes for all of my high school, but then I wouldn't have met some of the people I did during that phase in life that I'm still in touch with.
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Does pussy really become more roastbeef from excessive fucking? Or is it just moid propaganda?
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>>33915258
It's moid shitposting.
I prefer lippy pussy.
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>>33915256
Okay that's good. A depressing amount of it is networking and getting your name out there. Try to write poems or short stories to submit to literary magazines, join competitions, attend events for aspiring writers where you can build a network and get to know people further ahead than you are. It is extremely rare for publishing houses nowadays to read any manuscript they did not ask for personally or were persuaded into reading by an agent.
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>>33915258
If you're getting plowed by way above average dicks regularly and raping your pussy with gigantic dildos you can't expect it to look the same.
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>>33914716
>Says something explicitly misogynist that you probably picked up from spending too much time on the internet
>A woman in your life gets mad at you and calls you out
Well, gee. What a fucking shocker.
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>>33915258
Moid bullshit. Think about it: roast beef is always mentioned in the context of a woman being a slut. But if you fuck ten guys twice in a short span of time, that's still very little sex overall compared to being for six months with a guy you are in love with. Guys just like to believe and repeat that big inner labia are some sort of karmic punishment for whoring around. The vagina does not break down from being fucked (unless you're doing inane shit like routinely fucking her very hard when she's completely dry) it's what it's designed to do. It would be like asking if your mouth gets loose if you talk too much.
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>>33915262
Porn stars vaginas do look the same though, simp anon.
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>>33915258
>Or is it just moid propaganda?
M; Literally anything about women you read from 4chan bro's is exactly that.
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>>33915261
Great advice, thank you. I'll do that.
I've always needed some kind of creative outlet to stay sane, and I tried to make drawing that outlet for a long time. Writing is so much easier for me to pour my time into, though. I feel like I'm getting what I always wanted out of drawing and then some
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>>33915265
Try fitting your hand into your mouth without breaking it.
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GREAT, now I'm thinking about pussy
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>>33915267
>Pornstars that do surgery to reconstruct their pussy all the time
Lol lmao
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>>33915258
I love stupid ideas like this. Like, these guys never talk about a women getting "roast beef" from having daily sex with her one boyfriend, and these guys never talk about turning a woman's pussy into "roast beef" from having so much sex with her. No, it's only women we've slept with lots of different men, even if they haven't had that much sex (relatively speaking), who have "roast beef" and are therefore undesirable. It's so silly.
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>>33915271
That's the point, though, isn't it? If it doesn't fit it doesn't, if it does then it does. I can't fit my hand into my mouth so I also can't break my mouth by fitting it in. People who can put their whole fist in their mouth, don't break their mouth by doing so.

The bigger thing does not fight its way in with sheer violence, women that can take huge objects just either have a wideset vagina or (probably both) she is able to relax very effectively to create more space that way.
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>>33915278
>If it doesn't fit it doesn't
You know damn well that whores don't work like this, if that was the case people would never ever do anal and destroy their anuses.
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>>33915275
I know, but can I really get roast beef from having daily sex with one man? Asking hypothetically, I'm a virgin
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>>33915275
The pussy adapts to one penis only. If you're fucking different men, you'll ruin the structure of the pussy.
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>>33915275
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I have a hard time believing that any men actually believe that pussy works like that. I've always assumed that men who shitposted about it were doing just that, shitposting.
One would have to be legitimately stupid or retarded to actually believe that the labia minora magically grows larger from having a lot of sex with multiple partners, I would think.
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>>33915281
If he's not stretching you beyond your limits until your conform, no.
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>>33915281
No, goofball.
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>>33915270
Your post here makes me think you might write genre fiction (scifi, fantasy, historical fiction) and in that case I want to add that for genres it matters more to find your crowd. If you really enjoy feedback and are comfortable with it, you could make a substack or something and try to create a fan base, which is a lot more realistic for this than if you just want to write about life itself for lack of a better quick description. It is a lot easier to get online fans and self-publishing can potentially be a much better deal than being published, plus any publisher is going to love that you already come with a group of fans that will be interested and recognize your name.

Good luck! Nice to hear you find so much joy in it.
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>>33915281
No. Having lots of sex doesn't transform your vagina any more than it would transform his dick (i.e. not at all).
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>>33915283
I'm so glad I'm not a retard like you.
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>>33915284
The labia doesn't grow, obviously, but the structure will change if you're someone that puts things that are way beyond the size a normal human being should take. This is obvious, like any part of the body that will adapt to whatever you do to them enough, for better or worse.
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>>33915274
No. Some do if they were born with roast beef, but the ones who were born with just a slit always have it that way until they get very old die kek.
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>>33915279
It is common for women to have an upper size limit above which they are not willing to do anal because it hurts too much. And even then, the anus CAN fit a big dick just fine physically, if you can't it's the lack of relaxation, the muscle tension that makes it hurt. Or they fuck a big guy with too little foreplay so he damages their skin a bit inside from the friction. But that is still not the "fighting your way in" you seem to envision where the body is physically widened. That only happens during child birth and yes that CAN absolutely damage the vagina forever.

Is it physically possible to prop open the vagina for so long that your muscles damage? Yeah sure. But then you're talking about a 1 in 1000 sort of extreme fetishist. The "good pain" some women enjoy is not that kind of being loosened or whatever you would call it.
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>>33915291
You're the only retard here.
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>>33915290
>transform his dick (i.e. not at all).
My cock became more red after too much sex; it used to be white. There are also some scars on the skin.
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>>33915295
So what's your upper size limit?
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Could women date a man who sings along to Michael McDonald and mimics his voice for comedic effect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM0MVuEmFGc
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>>33915299
I've never tried anal but for penetration not that deep, I feel like starting from 5" in (depending on the angle) sometimes my cervix gets hit which I hate. I think for anal width would matter more because it is easier to relax the vagina but again no experience there.
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Femanons, do you have a bad opinion of men who pursue certain careers?

If so, which ones? Besides obvious things like being a gangster, assassin etc
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>>33915304
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I have a bad opinion of all women.
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I like having severe ADHD. I don't even need meth, a few energy drinks and I'm already at double speed.
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>>33914709
That's even too much for me.
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>>33915304
Yeah when I was younger I did somewhat, hard to remember what exactly all my thoughts were but law or economic students and bankers/lawyers I definitely had some prejudice towards, that they were just boring people that wanted to make money fast. Now I work with some lawyers every day that are hilarious, sweet and all that. Still don't love the field itself but you find good and bad people everywhere and especialy if you know next to nothing about it, your judgment tends to mean little.

I still judge when I actually hear people say they don't care what they do as long as they can get rich or something, but not a whole line of work I dislike.
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Tricking a woman into thinking the moid likes her when in fact he just wants to pump and dump should count as rape
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>>33915312
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I dunno about rape, but it is evil
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>>33915303
5" being an upper limit is pretty rare these days.
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>>33914759
I meant either her art, going to museums/exhibitions, brutally judging architecture etc.
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>>33915315
Is it? I haven't slept with many women, only three, but they were all like this.
I think I read somewhere that the average depth is around five inches, as well
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>>33915315
>these days
Dude you have to be kidding. Women's vaginas did not get deeper in modern times nor do I think more women have started enjoying their cervix being bruised. There's a lot more porn available of women getting fucked with big things because there's simply much more porn, period, and because porn drives on exaggeration, it's a show. In real life I don't know any woman that likes being "stretched", hell I don't even know one that owns a dildo (rather than a vibrator).
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>>33915312
The woman falling for it every time is the one at fault.
Shit is so easy to notice, but they bite the bullet because the dude is pretty or rich. I've seen this happening countless times, I feel no pity.
If the dude is ugly and poor then I'll give it a pass.
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>>33915236
no it's not >:(
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Why would a woman cheat?
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>>33915320
>hell I don't even know one that owns a dildo (rather than a vibrator).
My ex bought one that was like 8 inches long just to leave it on a table where I could see it when I was coming to move my shit out of our apartment lol
I called her out on it too and she folded immediately
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*blows smoke in your direction*
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>>33915320
I'm 6,4" and only my recent ex complained about me hitting her cervix. Any other girl seemed bottomless, guess I'm unlucky.
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>>33915320
In porn, they usually use painkillers for sex scenes with large cocks. Rarely can an actress take them without medication. Don't ask me how I know, but yeah, I have friends in the industry.
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It's a shame that smoking is so bad and gross. I'm very good at blowing smoke rings.
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>>33915322
Your voice is hoarse and ugly, your teeth are yellow, your skin is getting leathery and wrinkly, and you reek. Kissing you is horrible, like licking an ash tray.
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women

What should I write when I get a match with you? how can I make you take the lead in the conversation?
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>>33915332
I haven't been smoking for that long!
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>>33915150
I assume it's the black-people-typically-only-buy-branded-products-because-racism in this late stage capitalism hellhole. It transformed into men flexing on each other like they want to have sex in the bathroom.
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>>33915334
Okay, well, quit now, then. Sorry for describing the future you'll have if you continue to make retarded choices.
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>>33915323
Some because they have a short attention span and really miss new relationship energy/sex after the initial daze. Some have poor impulse control and easily feel sexual attraction to lots of people. Some feel rejected/hurt by their partner and started walling off from him emotionally, leaving them vulnerable to the affection of a guy they don't feel resentful towards. Some really are so cold about it as to reason that two guys they like is better than one and hypothetical hurt (he would feel betrayed - if he knew) doesn't count and isn't real; basically being very little morally developed.

It is not because of anything specific about the partner or relationship. You can't avoid it by keeping your sex life good or being a good partner. If someone cheats they fucked up to an extent that it's about their own issues. Most anyone in a long term relationship feels bored, sexually frustrated or not appreciated (anymore) sometimes, but for most they sit with that and bear it without stepping out. There can be explanations but that doesn't make it an excuse.
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>>33915238
And that's fine if you want casual sex and not a relationship.
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>>33915325
Kek, that's so passive aggressive it wouldn't surprise me if she bought it for this reason alone. Also for the record just in case you don't realize, an 8" dildo still means 5-6" go inside at most, you lose a lot of space to where you grip it.
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>>33915329
Unfortunately I think you are, or rather that you got lucky so far. Though loving foreplay and drawing that out a lot does help in the sense that it means every woman you're with is maximally "open" inside and that matters a lot too. Or maybe you naturally enjoy taking shorter thrusts and do not go balls deep much.

If you do run into the issue in the future though, there's also toys you can buy (it's called ohnut I think) that you put around your dick to shorten the insertable length, then you can fuck at full force without risking hurting her cervix.

>>33915330
That's smart but grim.
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>>33915323
Too many options all the time everywhere.
Relationships tend to get boring over time, that's NORMAL, but some women can't take this because they think life should be a rollercoaster all the time, so any other man that provides a semblance of that rollercoaster will make her heart flutter. Obviously it's not every woman, but it's most of them nowadays thanks to social media and shit.
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>>33915258
Beef is a genetic feature some women are born with. Not a result of sex at all. Sex will not make beef appear. It's false moid propaganda to shame a whole phenotype of female.
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>>33915312
Rejection is worse than rape, yet foids do it every day.
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>>33915340
I do like foreplay, I take things really slowly so maybe they were extremely aroused.

I do love to go all the way in, it's not like I'm gigantic for that lol.
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>>33915210
I honestly thought about it. But being a male escort is generally much less profitable, not to mention, with so many guys willing, the bar is high, most of them use steroids, so I'd need to too. But I plan to start an OF where I'll upload content with girls and maybe some masturbation. For some reason, fucking a fleshlight is trending now. But I must do a few preparations first, which will take at least a few months.
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>>33915339
Oh, I know. It was just obvious that she bought it just to fuck with me, and her reaction to me laughing at her for it confirmed it
It's not like I've ever been insecure about my size, so I guess she really didn't have any clue who she was dating that whole time.
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>>33915333
If you can't think of any joke (based on her bio or something) I don't think it really gets better than being positive, asking questions and keeping it short and sweet. You cannot will your conversational partner into being more active but you can disregard girls that don't pull their weight when talking quickly. Or just ask them out, if they say yes see if it's better face to face and they're just awkward chatters, if no write them off altogether. Don't spend time working hard for girls that give you nothing to work with.
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Of 5" inches is enough, what girth is enough?
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>>33915349
If you're not so girthy that you struggle to fit through double doors, you have a pencil dick.
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>>33915336
If life gets better I'll quit smoking but for now I need it to get through my shitty days
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>>33915210
No, seems like a good way to become jaded, guarded and cynical fast. Also for your hobby to just become a chore.
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>>33915350
I'm glad to have a mushroom dick.
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I dated a woman who a friend of mine had made out with before, and she mercilessly made fun of him for having a pencil dick and expressed relief upon finding I did not have one. I felt bad for him but not bad enough to not date her
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>>33915351
Oh, you're the type to make excuses. I see. Enjoy your lifelong habit and your yellow teeth.
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>>33915351
Nobody needs a cigarette, you big baby. You just enjoy smoking and are addicted to it.
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>>33915355
>>33915356
I love you too :)
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>>33915354
I think most young guys in your position would feel the same, but realize even if it's not aimed towards you just yet, seeing someone's real colors does mean seeing what you will also deal with. If anything you did during sex was embarrassing, chances are she also told people about it at least after breaking up. For that reason alone it can be a matter of self-interest to hold people to high standards for how they treat others in general (rather than just you to your face, so far). How someone treats a person they no longer need anything from is always most revealing.
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>>33915361
You're unfortunately not telling me anything I didn't have to learn the hard way. She was a real asshole; I've since cut both people in that story out of my life completely for a laundry list of good reasons.
Even at the time it happened, I was pretty shocked that she would so willingly mock a mutual friend of ours for something he legitimately had no control over.
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Oh, the Queen /v/ has already begun, so that's where the moids at
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>>33915365
/v/ is pretty much my home board of the last nearly 20 years, but I've still never participated in that or /v/: The Musical
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>>33915363
I'm sorry you had to learn it the hard way, but good on you for drawing your conclusions and learning that lesson ultimately.
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>33915365
Buy an ad, and then kill yourself.
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>>33915363
Some people feel too comfortable in being an asshole. Means they're surrounded by other assholes that encourage them on it all the time.
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My bf is mentally weak and doesn't take my side

I'll give examples
>crazy lady comes up to us on the street on halloween and says we shouldn't wear black on friday
>I do my normal ignore, avoid eye contact and keep going
>he fucking looks right at her and engages in a convo letting her psycho babble at us
>I go back grab him and pull him and say let's go
>he is still not going, she is spewing more religious nut babble at us
>so I out crazy her and say fucked up shit
>he says I shouldn't do that
>I tell him he's an idiot with no awareness, and weak
>in the year or two I've known him he has increasingly been doing prayer, going to church, donating money a few times or buying candles (slavic orthodox church), listening to podcasts and trying to channel energy
>okay fine I can understand he eas successful in business, went down, and wants to go back to success and is trying to manifest, but it's starting to resemble a low iq freak
>in general when I react to anything he never just stands on my side
>his past is questionable

He's extremely kind to me, even few moments he was frustrated he never raised his voice, isn't violence, never insulted or threatened me, never betrayed me, looks good, overall it's not his character that is a problem it's this behavior that I feel is tied to be not smart, mentally weak and easily manipulated. He was a cunning businessman, he didn't like his old self and wanted to change, I never met his old self but I've heard stories and seen photos and he was a bit of an asshole and I think, and I've said this, he is overcompensating. I genuinely think he doesn't know how to be aggressive anymore, stand up for me, protect me or himself. It's concerning. I said if another incident happens like this I cannot respect him and it will be the end for us.

What the fuck would you do?
I'm not codependent and don't care about keeping a relationship and even if I did I can replace him in a nanosecond, but a part of me feels like he is my best friend now.
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>>33915365
Too bad we can't nominate the Dispatch ladies because of that One-Month Old Clause
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And if I lost him as a boyfriend I wouldn't want to lose a friend, these days I have none because everyone is weak and useless to me, the few who were good friends went separate ways in life as it goes, and I have too.
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I hate moralfags that talk shit about smokers
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>>33915378
Smoking being abhorrent has nothing to do with morals. It's gross and unhealthy purely on its own merits.
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Why is it that the craziest girls I've dated always had some kind of creative profession? At best, they were on drugs, at worst, their heads were so fucked up that not even drugs could make a person that way.
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>>33915376
In what world would either of these flavor of the month Invincible ripoffs beat Madotsuki or even Marie Rose
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>>33915374
sounds like you need a guy with stronger mental. he seems a tad naive and you're probably starting to feel like you're his mother.
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>>33915374
Yeah it does sound like he no longer knows what is healthy assertiveness and what is being an asshole. I do get that this can be annoying at times and leave it to you to draw a line in the sand when necessary. But if you also agree you probably would not have liked his old self and you value his current patience, kindness and self-control, I think you should also be patient with him and not frame his issues as him being weak (extremely hurtful for most men). I think you can confront him with his behavior now sometimes being too pleasing and pushover, without resorting to insulting his character that way and it would be more productive and less likely to make him defensive.

Have you ever pointed out to him that you feel in his efforts to be a better person, he went too far into the people-pleasing direction and that there's a healthy medium there?
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>>33915378
I used to be a smoker myself and am happy to shittalk smokers eager to excuse a bad habit.
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>>33915378
I only tolerate smoking weed, tobacco is disgusting
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>>33915382
>Madotsuki
already out of the current competition because she won in 2024
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>>33915342
Same could be said about women hating short men
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>>33915388
Alright, my point stands. They'd probably even lose to Bridget lol
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>>33915381
Creative people on average are less well-adjusted, more impulsive and chaotic, less stable. It's not a coincidence that they are more expressive or more unapologetically their odd selves. They are just intense and less average people - again, on average, exceptions will always exist. In this economy you also need to value artistic expression, freedom, adventure etc over (financial) stability and conforming generally in order to not just make art but actively go all in and hope to make your living out of it. That is so challenging and unrealistic that this alone makes a lot of well-adjusted artists pour their energy in more stable work.
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>>33915392
>Bridget
No... that's for the other tournament
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>>33915378
This
I smoke both cigs and pot. Also I'm the reason why my husband smokes pot (he was already smoking cigs when we met). Hate me retards.
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>>33915396
Not in this brave new world
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>>33915378
i hate smokers more than any other vice, due to them poisoning you instead of just themselves. it's rude and narcissistic hobby
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>>33915397
I don't hate you, I just look down on you. Your lung cancer hates you, though, probably.
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>>33915399
I personally lost a lot of respect for smokers when I learned firsthand how easy it is to quit smoking
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yo smoking is like *rips bong* really bad for you man *eats his 5th bag of chips* you really should quit that man *starts vaping*
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>>33915374
Sounds like you're a tad jumpy.
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>>33915399
are we really pretending weed smokers don't do the same shit?
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>>33915378
I hate fat girls that go to the gym and make it their whole personality. It should be diet>walking>running>gym if they want to lose weight. But they want to tell everyone that they are "improving" by buying a gym membership lol
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Puritanical chuds
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>>33915402
Good thing I'm not your strawman duuuuude
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>>33915402
I hope you didn't think this was any kind of good argument as you were writing it.
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>>33915405
i've yet to meet weed chain smoker
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>>33915399
I disagree a bit because while smokers will poison your body if you spend a lot of time around them, drunkards and drug addicts can cause much more harm to the world around them due to their altered psychological states
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>>33915411
and who the fuck said I was a chain smoker?
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>>33915408
The funniest thing is that I really am not. I just think smokers are weak-willed, stinky bitches eager to pay an idiot tax
>>33915411
There are plenty of those. I used to be one. That's what stoners are
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>hard the entire day
>leaking precum when I go to the toilet
this cant be healthy
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>>33915412
I love cats :3
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>>33915412
Caturday.
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>>33915406
I hate fat people in general literally all they have to do is stop eating
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>>33915052
Hi
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>>33915417
that happened to me when my gf was teasing me all day
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>>33915412
I'd post mine but that hungarian anon would call me out again
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>>33915383
Let me just say I have an extremely strong mentality, partially genetic but also my upbringing. I also have a very good sense about people and situations. I can't see how he seems to lack this at his age and with his life experience, it's very weird. Idk if mother is the right word, but yeah I have to teach him a lot of basic things that he excused as being too busy to learn or having paid staff to do for him before (he was rich and successful and now well not so much), and because we have healthy communication we've discussed this and I explained that I feel in a situation I have to actually take care of any problem and save us, and he said he felt emasculated on that night. If he was more aggressive then none of this would have happened.
>>33915384
I agree I think me clqking him weak is what I say to everyone but realized is hurtful to him. I have antisocial personality but I do understand some emotions people have and sensitivity.

We've definitely discussed this several times already and I compliment and praise him on the many things he does well. I've simply said it makes me feel unprotected and lose respect for him. I can even acknowledge my own flaws and told him to be honest about what I could work on but it's never anything, except something I can't change. And that is this; I am hyperviligant, sentitive to sounds and overstimulated easily, and I react in anger quite quickly. It's aspd. I work hard in this but when I'm aggressive this way and he's passive his way it upsets the balance. A man has to be a man regardless. I've tried to help him, I can't take anymore of these situations, I'm worried. He's trying. I'm impatient however.
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>>33915408
I'm no puritan- I want a horny, cum-obsessed wife who will jerk me off into her hand, then casually walk into the bathroom, get her toothbrush, and proceed to make me watch her brush her teeth with my jizz.
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I smoke and I can't wait for the lung cancer to kill me
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We are both adult women but this girl I know is icing me out for some reason and it's freaking me the fuck out why is she beefing with me!!!! Bitch
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>>33915403
You'd be right I'm aspd certified not fit for society but fit for survival :D
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>>33915431
This was also why I smoked, but I quit ten years ago. Hope your outlook changes someday
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>>33915044
Do I need glasses?
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>>33915424
How's anon's morning going
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>>33915436
Make an appointment with an ophthalmologist and get your tests done. How the fuck should we know?
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>>33915435
honestly sometimes I go several days without smoking it's not really addicting as a lot of people say it is but man does it help relieve some tension during my break at work, I do hope my outlook changes one day too but right now everything feels hopeless
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>tfw you wake up
>still no thicc gf
another day.
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>>33915430
I think that crosses a line, personally. When semen gets played with so much that it gets, like, bubbly, seeing a woman play with it loses its appeal. That's only visually, though. A woman being so obsessed with my cum that she brushes her teeth with it is hot as hell.
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>>33915428
>I've simply said it makes me feel unprotected and lose respect for him.
I applaud your honesty and I get that it is an attempt to make things better and get through to him. But it is really hard for a guy to fill those shoes and feel like he's capable of being your big and strong protector (when that's just a feeling obviously, another person can never actually just shield you from life's risks and dangers) when you are spelling it out to him that he's falling short and looking weak to you now, disappointing you and making you look at him differently.

It's kind of like a guy with a sexually stiff, shy gf he wants to lighten and loosen up. That won't happen if he tells her that she turns him off with her awkwardness - that will only make her feel unsexy and awkward and get even more wooden. If he wants her to change, he needs to accept her as she is and make her feel enough so she can be emboldened and relax and let go.

You can be real with him about what you desire or what you observe about him, but be kind and respectful and also hype him up. He needs to feel faith he can rise to the occasion and be that person for you so you cannot be undermining that faith all the time. I hope you understand what I mean.

I also do wish to note again that feeling safe is subjective. If the woman you are talking about was legitimately 10/10 batshit, your bf's strategy of talking to her normally and not being openly hostile was the safer route than flat-out ignoring her, which is more likely to aggravate an angry or unhinged person even more.
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>>33915443
I know how you feel. Having an excuse to get outside and get some peace and quiet was more addictive to me than the nicotine. Plus, I do genuinely just enjoy smoking
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>>33915434
My bf is like this and I enjoy it because I have 0 survival instinct and always tunnel vision so I don't notice anything lol. If you find this annoying in a male partner it seems understandable tho, women want a guy who you can believe can protect you (in small everyday situations like your example).
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CATURDAY
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>>33915446
Boredom.
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>>33915438
Kind of crazy
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>>33915347
How fast should I ask out for her phone number/date? a few hours? a few questions?
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>>33915446
F
Friendship
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>>33915449
>your bf's strategy of talking to her normally and not being openly hostile was the safer route than flat-out ignoring her
Nta but don't do this. Ignoring a crazy person > engaging with them. Only engage if you think it's about to get dangerous.
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>>33915446
F
Males
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>>33915446
M
No life
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>>33915456
NTA
What friends do you make off of these threads? You can't really post contact info, and trying to have conversations within these threads seems very limited and annoying.
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>>33915450
for me it really helps me destress and also helps with weight loss (in a very unhealthy way I realize this)
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>>33915446
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Females
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>>33915454
Sorry to hear that. What's hannenin
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>>33915433
Do you attention whore?
Mock her?
Talk trash about her behind her back?
Does she seem more kind/nicer than you?
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>>33915455
Depends on how well the conversation is flowing. If she is participating and you like her answers but the convo itself is kind of dry and forced, I would definitely not even wait an hour with throwing in that you actually don't like chatting online much but you love chatting face to face and if she feels like getting a drink and actually meeting each other. On the other hand if you're having fun and making each other laugh, ride that wave and wait at least a few hours. People's imagination can be a powerful thing, and the excitement of going back and forth with a stranger. But again only if it seems mutually fun and not if you're both just trying to make something work, then you want to move to the next step or stop investing your time and energy.
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>>33915446
f, talking to people. i don't really have a social circle, i stay inside a lot. this board is a lot more normie than many others so the conversations are a bit more relaxed.
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>>33915446
M
I like you guys
except (you) yeah you know who you are >:(
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>>33915446
M
Initially it was to help ease some insecurities I had with regards to dating, but now I'm mostly chatting and giving advice whenever appropriate
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>>33915434
You both have issues, like normal people, work on them together, do NOT belittle him.
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>>33915457
I agree if you are talking about ignoring vs going up to someone who is being crazy but not "at you" (like walking around angrily talking to themselves). If they already approach you and start engaging you though, run with it and if possible give a breezy but very firm "oh well, I need to get going have a good day" at the very lull in the conversation.

Take it for what you wish but I am educated in mental healthcare and in all my personal experiences, you do not want to flatly ignore an actually hostile crazy person coming up to you, it is more likely to escalate than to defuse anything because someone already very worked up will see it as a "fuck you".
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>>33915461
I just like talking to you guys
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>>33915468
Virgin? Hi. Your age?
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>>33915446
F, I just enjoy talking to faceless people without having to hold up any sort of pretense.
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>>33915446
M
Curiosity, it helps give me some perspective on life (it's not the only place in life I get it, don't worry) and show me that I'm not the only one struggling with our current society. It helps me lift some loads of unfair guilt from my brain
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>>33915478
your kind ignored me all my life when i was still in school, i am anti virgin now.
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>>33915466
>Do you attention whore?
>Mock her?
>Talk trash about her behind her back?
>Does she seem more kind/nicer than you?
No
We were friendly acquaintances and she suddenly started ignoring me. Like we're in middle school.
Yes I did trash talk her, once she started being rude to me
No she always seemed a little full of herself but sociable and outgoing and I was on good terms with her
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>>33915446
F

I've come here maybe 3 times total about an actual issue or curiosity without needing to register to post
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>>33915446
M

I started checking out other boards and found /adv/. I realized most threads are fairly low in quality, because either someone gets advice and lets their thread die, or someone just wants affirmation to do the retarded thing they're doing and will argue with anons for permission to do it.

Then I found /atoga/ and I'd occasionally come in and ask for dating advice because I found the advice here better than on /htgwg/ (which was on its very first thread when I came here). I think nativeanon chased me out of /htgwg/ at the time because he would not stop shitting up the place and people wouldn't stop giving him (You)s. But yeah I'd just come to atoga, post a question and answer questions from femanons until I got an answer or finished my conversations, then leave. I'd spend no more than 20-30 minutes in the thread a day. Then idk what happened, it just became my live chatroom that I'd have open at work. I just post here a lot now and can't stop. It's like there's a delusion that I'll find satisfaction and a gf from "the right advice" received here and it just ends up with me being filled with indecision when I ask multiple people irl and ITT for advice and no suggestion is the same. I'm "more normie" than most anons here and pretty extroverted but I have extremely limited success after asking a girl for her number or going on a first date.
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>>33915483
Tell me the size of your clit, depending on your answer we might be married or enemies.
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>>33915488
i'm not about to compete with a tranny about that sorry lol
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>>33915483
I'm not a virgin. I just love virgin girls, they are more pure.
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>>33914566
No, but women speaking in a certain manner is extremely attractive. Especially if they have a nice English accent. Australian is nice too. I'm American, but some American accents are also fine. Some English and Australian accents are so calming.
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>>33915446
F
I came here because I was panicking about being an adult virgin and now I'm here because I'm addicted
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Gender
Will the /atoga/ meetup end up being wholesome or an orgy?
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>>33915446
I don't know where else to go.
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you guys are very mean sometimes :(
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i think i fucked up
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>>33915499
What happened?
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>>33915496
it will be 99% weird dudes and the women there will be fat
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32 M
For both M and F.
I've had a rough break up about a year ago, I went through hell in life because I had no job and with family problems, and now it's getting better, I have a great job with a bright career ahead of me and my family issues are somewhat better now.
I feel more confident and I'm fit from going to the gym to ease my pain, I've noticed that a lot of girls lock eyes with me on the street or in the gym, I know how to speak with women and I'm naturally funny. Still, I feel empty and I find it difficult to care about love again, I was done extremely dirty by my ex and it feels like it broke something inside of me.
How can I cure this?
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>>33915449
He doesn't seem to know what truly crazy people are like or capable of. Your best options are to ignore or out crazy but always keep caution. Engaging is foolish.>>33915457 exactly


I'm stuck now wondering what can even be done, I can give lessons and support and hope for change, or always have to be the agressive one in this relationship. He knows now for sure what the issue is and what the outcome will be if it's not fixed. I told him also I am usually alone for this reason, I do better on my own, but I like being taken care of sometimes and want him to be the one who does, so I can finally relax. My entire life is on edge. I isolate to feel peace. Let's see if I end up back here in a few months.
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>>33915377
>the few who were good friends went separate ways in life as it goes
Probably because you were weak and useless to them.
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>>33915490
Nice answer, we're now friends.
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>>33915496
The one Jaclyn organized seemed quite boring.
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>>33915502
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCTGOjvrfWE
>They let me close my eyes just then, those healing hands of time
>Soon they'll let me sleep again, those healing hands of time
>Already I've reached mountain peaks and I've just begun to climb
>I'll get over you by clinging to those healing hands of time

>I'll get over you by clinging to those healing hands of time
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>>33915451
Hm to be this obvlious. I can put myself in this state but it's hard, too much has happened for me to relax, it signals in me that I won't survive. Nervous system btfo. Yeah I want a protector guy but also a calm guy, he does that well, we never really fight just disagree.
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>>33915488
>>33915506
Why did you jump in randomly? You scared her away now, fucktard faggot.
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>>33915474
Yeah I'm trying, I've stopped saying "weak" and say "passive" instead.

Aw shit are we posting cats now
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>>33915511
Thanks for the song, I don't believe time can fix this one. I truly feel nothing, and it feels like I might be missing out on a cool person because of it, but I simply can't bring myself to care anymore I'm afraid of getting older and ruin my life because of it.
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>>33915494
you should hear the average australian girl speaks, it'll change your mind quick
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I need to take control of my own life but every time I do it goes horribly wrong, what do I do?
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>>33915510
Was that jh gangbang one?
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>>33915476
That's fair.
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>>33915513
>Scared her away
This is 4chan anon.
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No one wants to get me pregnant. sad
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>>33915503
I'm sorry to say it but it sounds to me like you are saying very conflicting things. You like being alone because you do better that way, but when you are with a partner you want someone else to appease you so you can fully relax? You can have wishes for someone's behavior but it is hard when you have a wish for them to give you a specific feeling, you have a lot to say in that yourself.

I stand by what I said and I have dealt with my fair share of crazy people, professionally and in private life. Being neutral and polite is less likely to aggravate than ignoring completely. You can disagree, and maybe it is personal and more about how you can interact with someone, and different strategies work better for different people. But if that is true it also makes it more complicated to expect your partner to always be on the same page not just with who is or isn't a threat (e.g. not saying it's justified/right, but a lot of men who have never dealt with an actually unhinged/aggressive women, do not feel threatened by women easily and have a hard time seeing them as potentially dangerous) but also in terms of what the best strategy is in dealing with threats. I think you are best off focusing less on his behavior and more on learning to feel like you can rely on yourself and feel safe on your own, even in a relationship with someone else, where it does not depend on them. I think most anyone in a long relationships feels very much backed by their partner sometimes, but not at other times.
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>>33915520
You're not taking proper control or you're trying to control things that aren't up to you to control.
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>>33915525
I know I don't.
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>>33915502
>>33915502
Give it more time. You are already doing the right things, but grieving and moving on is just a process that you can't skip or rush through. You feeling empty is a symptom that you're not ready yet for something new, you will know when you are.
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>>33915504
Nah we were young and they moved or I moved, before there were cellphones, and then I deleted social media. My number changes every year. Nobody will email their friends anymore.
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>>33915521
No. JH and Jaclyn never met, but they had an online FWB thing going on and Jaclyn convinced JH to start dating women. Pretty devilish.
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>>33915517
I know it sounds absurd to say that you're *only* a year into this, but you're only a year into this.
Don't give up on yourself. It's going to take you as long as it's going to take for you to be ready to date again.
At least give yourself a few more months.
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>>33915520
Do you know where you're going? This is a very important question.
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>>33915510
Lesbians are notoriously bad party planners. I will hose the next one and it will be legendary.
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>>33915525
Date night not go well?
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>>33915500
i might have crashed out
there's this bar i go to and kind of have of thing for the bartender
anyways there's this guy that i use to be friends with and had a falling out with has started coming the past few weeks and it's been irritating me because we also both frequent another bar
anyways the night is going great, it's getting late and it's just the three of us and she asks if she can braid my hair, i said sure and she jumps up on the bar and runs her fingers through my hair and just pushes my face into her body and then tells me to turn around
i ended up just resting my head on her thigh while she braided it and might even have dozed off
anyways after that she goes back to one of the gambling machines and he goes and sit next to her while i'm just sitting at the bar watching tv, at some point during that i feel like i might have said some shitty things and now i think she's pissed at me
so yeah idk i think i just fucked it up for myself by showing the ugly side of jealousy
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>>33915484
>We were friendly acquaintances and she suddenly started ignoring me. Like we're in middle school.
>Yes I did trash talk her, once she started being rude to me
Perhaps she knew that you would, probably has slow social cues.
>No she always seemed a little full of herself but sociable and outgoing and I was on good terms with her
Perhaps you're both being retarded
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>>33915531
>you will know when you are.
I hope so, it feels like I'll feel empty like this forever if I just let it.
>>33915536
Thanks, I guess my biggest fear is that I wasted too much time with someone that was wrong for me, and I don't feel I have much time left. Anyway nothing else I can do I guess, at least beyond what I'm already doing.
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Question for men: if my childhood friend (for lack of a better term) liked me, wouldn't he have done something by now?
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>girl stops talking to me because I didn't respond her for a few hours
>she does the same to me but I don't care
Why are they like this?
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>>33915446
m
don't know how to make friends
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>>33915496
There's an atoga meeting?
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>>33915545
If you're both in your twenties? I would certainly hope so.
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State gender. If you were rich with no major responsibilities, how often would you travel, and how long would you stay at each destination?
I’ve met a lot of relatively wealthy young Americans who now just straight up live in Japan 3 months out the year
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>>33915545
Why didn't you do something?
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>>33915545
Maybe, there's too many variables. Men can keep a love hidden for their whole lives of they want to. Fear of rejection is fucking crazy.
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>>33915543
>I hope so, it feels like I'll feel empty like this forever if I just let it.
This is possible, but only if you give in to it all the time or (not uncommon) deliberately tell yourself stuff like, I will never allow myself to get hurt like that again, I will never lose myself like that again etc where you harden your own stance over time.

If you allow yourself to feel your feelings and actually grieve, the grieve will lessen and fade over time, that's just how it works. I said there's nothing you can do to really rush it but I guess that's not true, what you can do to make things happen as fast as they can, is try to find your own emotional center and sensitivity. Enjoy art, deepen friendships, be vulnerable with people. The more deeply you can feel on your own or in platonic relationships, the more you sort of train the emotional muscles you will eventually use to (allow yourself to) fall in love.
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>>33915545
Autistic men exists.
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>>33915550
All the time, I would start slow though to not burn myself out.
Probably a week every 3 months somewhere new, then maybe a month every other month.
I would need to be pretty fucking rich though.
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>>33915553
I can understand doing that in high school, maybe college, but enough past experience should tell you potential rejection is better than “what could’ve been”
Long term crushes are such a stupid self fulfilling prophecy
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>>33915550
F
Idk, I've never left Nebraska
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>>33915545
Not necessarily. Women complaining about male friends trying to make their friendship into a relationship are very common. If he likes you, the risk of you going "ugh" and ditching him for making things weird might prevent him from ever making a move.
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>>33915545
Why would he? Women don't want their male friends confessing to them.
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>>33915541
Do you two ever talk outside of the bar? Couldn't hurt to clear the air if so.
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>>33915543
>>33915556
For the record, with "giving in all the time" I mean stuff like, you go to a party but you realize you feel empty, so you instantly go home instead of sticking it out and maybe having your feelings change over the course of the night. If you do that stuff all the time, then yes it'll make it harder to start feeling less empty.
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>>33915493
i'm a filthy slut tho, bc 1. but us sluts can be shy hikkis too in the end.
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>>33915556
>Enjoy art, deepen friendships, be vulnerable with people. The more deeply you can feel on your own or in platonic relationships, the more you sort of train the emotional muscles you will eventually use to (allow yourself to) fall in love.
That's a sound logic, thanks for the advice I'll try this!
Our emotions are like muscles as well I guess.l, and I've felt miserable for so long that I forgot how is it like to feel love and enjoyment.
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>>33915550
I would do it constantly. Honestly, I could do it even now, my pay isn't bad at all. But one of the main conditions of my contract is that I can never work remotely from outside the country, so I'm kinda stuck.
I'm deeply in love with Japan and Asia in general for multiple reasons. Getting my dick wet is definitely one of them, but I also enjoy the food and the overall lifestyle.
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>>33915562
Yes it’s a lose lose.
>bu but why didn’t you just ask her out from the start you lying nice guy!
Maybe because I didn’t find her attractive or know her enough to want to be with her before….and by the time I did we’d already became friends, thus I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place?
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>>33915545
if he did make a move and you rejected him, he has to cut you off
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>>33915559
It depends on how close you are actually, if his fear of losing you forever because of this is too big he won't tell you.
If you're not that close and the possibility losing you doesn't hurt him that bad, then he'll talk about it.
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>>33915550
M
I'd spend at least a month out of the year traveling internationally. I might spend most of the year driving around the US in a camper van, too.
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>>33915512
>Yeah I want a protector guy but also a calm guy, he does that well, we never really fight just disagree.
Tbh just keep in mind that being a couple who doesn't fight in a LTR is precious and a but rare.
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>>33915549
Late twenties.
>>33915552
I'm scared of rejection. He was also gone for a while (almost 10 years abroad) and we aren't that close anymore
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>>33915526
You've given an interesting perspective. I'm not sure if you saw it before or what your psychology background is but I had a traumatic childhood, cptsd, and aspd. Genetically there are disorders in family history, many suicides, much narcissism, and trauma. It's all related to that, I've adapted. You trying to make sense of what I'm saying would be hard without going through all my experiences and memories. It makes sense to me. But I can tell you are experienced dealing with atypical minds. Must be hard to analyze a disorder but highly self aware and intelligent verison of it, without this I'd have a criminal record, yet you've done a good job. I'll keep pondering how this can progress.
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>>33915564
I'm actually fairly open to try things until they work, so I never go home early from anything unless I really need to.
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Hey guys, I took some internet dating advice. I’ve befriended women through joining groups. Now what do I do?
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>>33915567
For full disclosure, I have spent some years myself feeling a sort of emotional burn out where I was totally unable to allow myself deep affection for new people anymore, and it ended up making me feel empathy and like a sorry person. But I stuck it out and kept spending time with the few new friends I made and slowly over time the sort of itching of affection became stronger and stronger until I cracked open again.

People that close themselves off, close themselves off to everything and everyone (not equally necessarily, but still, it's open or closed on the deepest level, not open to specific people and closed to others) and feeding/leaning into whatever you feel that you want to feel more of will make it easier. Yeah I do think you can overall compare emotions to muscles also in that the more you feel/develop them, the more easily that well is available to you in the future, both in positive and negative sense. Best of luck and I hope this helps you to feel more alive and more connected!
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Men often do you say cool one-liners to women? Like "if anyone tries to talk to you/stop you, tell them I said it's okay"
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>>33915579
Go marry them if you like them so much, traitor
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>>33915581
Never.
> Like "if anyone tries to talk to you/stop you, tell them I said it's okay"
How the fuck is that a cool oneliner? Sounds incredibly dorky.
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>>33915581
>how often*
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>>33915519
I meant the more professional accents.
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>>33915577
>without this I'd have a criminal record
NTA. Jesus woman, maybe your man is compensating the fact that you're like that by being calm, serene and thoughtful so it balances out your reactiveness.
He might be doing it unconsciously even.
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>>33915581
I dont talk to women outside of my family
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>>33915571
I hadn't considered that. Things are already kinda awkward between us, a rejection would make it even worse
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>>33915550
I already do this exactly, living in different countries and traveling constantly, enjoying all passions and hobbies, resting when I need to. My next ambition is visiting Antarctica
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>>33915583
Don't be mean I was trying to think of examples ok. And almost if you say it naturally it'll be cool.
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>>33915550
>State gender. If you were rich with no major responsibilities, how often would you travel, and how long would you stay at each destination?
I'd be able to live a part time neet minimalist lifestyle so I can save up more money
>I’ve met a lot of relatively wealthy young Americans who now just straight up live in Japan 3 months out the year
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>>33915563
not often no, usually just see her when she's working or if she's out and we're at the same place
there's been a couple times we ran into each other while out and we ended going to other bars together and grab food after they close
like i can't tell if she's into me or not and i know she's really flirty and when she's being that way with any other guy it doesn't bother me but with the history i have with this guy it just kind of irked me
i don't remember what i had said but it wasn't good and i just remember waking up feeling irritated and like i had ruined everything
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>>33915580
Thanks friend, I'll try my best, I've already crawled out of the deep deep hole I was in, this should be a little easier.
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>>33915591
I should stop phoneposting already thoughh ngl
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>>33915581
Never, and I'm not really sure how that counts as a cool one-liner.
I do say cool shit sometimes, but only when it comes naturally. I don't rehearse that stuff.
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>>33915560
Lol this bitch a cornhusker
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State gender. How much cringe is allowed from a date before it’s a red flag? Cringe can be subjective but you know what I mean, the “internet kid” style cringe mostly
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*kisses your forehead*
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>>33915591
Tried and failed. Which is also why I never say any cool oneliners; because I also can not think of any.
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>>33915598
I meant it similarly to saying something like don't worry I'll handle it, but less cheesy lol.
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>>33915593
Well... I'd say the best you can do is to just be direct the next time you see her. Ask her out.
You obviously know the situation better, but from what you've shared it sounds like you're kinda just getting in your head about this. I mean... she let you rest your head on her thighs while she played with your hair.
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>>33915586
Haha if only. I was originally attracted to him because he was calm and balancing me out, but it's fully his own doing, he had been working on himself for over a year and wanted to be this way, leaving behind his old self which he hated. So I won't push him back to this, but tell him it's going too much the other way.

My last cat
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>>33915589
so what is your plan with him?
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>>33915600
If you're a man, none is allowed because one mistake means she replaces you with the next guy.
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>>33915603
Yeah lol don't sit around trying to brainstorm cool lines. Just be yourself.
Last thing you want to do when dating is rope women in with false advertising.
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>>33915581
My kitten just can't help but ask the most adorable little questions.
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>>33915581
That isn't a cool one liner, but I tend to say funny stuff all the times it's just a talent I have.
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I have lived my entire life in a walkable European city with good public transport. My commutes have always been fairly short (30-45 min) and so I never had a driver's license.
Women, is this an ick?
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>>33915577
I did not realize your whole background but I would not really have expected otherwise, from what you wrote, than that life has given you a lot of reasons to feel it is difficult to be safe and others can be very dangerous.

I apologize in advance if this (no doubt) does not do justice to the nuances of your particular feelings, but I think it is very common for people that have a hard time trusting and feeling safe to alternate between trusting nobody and trying to trust but wanting that person to be trustworthy to an unrealistic degree ("IF I ever trust anybody again, they better NEVER let me down", where yet one more disappointment might be the straw that breaks the camel's back for your whole ability to try to trust). But again the sorry truth is no person is ever always 100% "safe" for another person. There will always at least sometimes be feelings of fear, disappointment, alienation or even being let down. This is true in the best relationships, but it gets easier once you realize that indeed you can never fully rely on another person (honestly not even yourself because let's be honest, how common is it for people to also let themselves down and betray themselves at times?) so you can also take that as motivation to appreciate anybody even getting close to that or attempting it anyway. If you already feel comfortable on your own, every single thing another person can add to that is something precious and loving. But then you do need to feel like what they offer is extra and not what you depend on for survival.

I am happy to be able to say some things that got you thinking and I hope you can make more sense of yourself in the future. It is not your fault that you have those needs and feelings and chances are you will have them all your life, they are part of you. But it's up to you how you want to react to those, and that makes all the difference. Yes I am very experienced though it would not be easy to summarize my exact education - thank you.
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>>33915610
wtf
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>>33915605
I want to have a daughter and pets this patient >:(
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I still don't see why should I sit on moid's face and why exactly is it better than just getting eaten out the normal way
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>>33915607
I have no plan. I'm trying to spend more time with him and our common friends but it's just not working out at the moment.
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>>33915605
>My last cat
My day is ruined.
But yeah, talk to him, and be kind always he seems to really love you.
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>>33915617
>I'm trying to spend more time with him
why specifically him
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>>33915600
M
Well, I'm 30, so I don't really expect to have to deal with much of that. I don't really have much patience for women who act like kids at this point in my life.
I can tolerate a little bit of hackneyed memery, but not if that's primarily how they communicate.
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>>33915612
Not really, depends on where you live. Walkable or well built for transit areas you don’t need a license . Also it’s notoriously easy to get a drivers license if you need them, at least in Merica. I got my license after 5 hours of driving classes, or 5 classes. I paid for 9 but skipped the other 4 out of laziness, and i took my test in one of the “hardest” cities for driving test
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How do you get rid of sexual urges, entirely?
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>>33915600
M. Any cringe must be offset by at least an equivalent measure of awesomeness.
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>>33915616
M
I think men who want this are just mimicking what they see in porn because I certainly prefer being able to breathe and not having over 100lbs sitting on my face when I eat pussy.
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when I'm really stressed out my cumshots are way larger in volume and also shoot out further why is that?
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>>33915626
That’s the bad part. You don’t. Being a high libido man who can’t obtain causal sex is fucking painful.
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>>33915626
Be born as a woman and get easy access to sex so that it becomes trivial to you.
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>>33915626
You'll miss them if you do.
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>>33915585
>professional
wrong place for that
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>>33915631
Women lack testosterone. You'd be 200% less horny than you are now, on average.
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>>33915626
It's not possible to get rid of just your sexual urges. The closest is being depressed (which doesn't always do the trick) or being on antidepressants (same). And even then if you do lose libido it tends to be an overall depth of feeling/vitality you miss out on, it is more likely to feel generally numb than to not feel sexual urges but feel other feelings clearly.
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>>33915635
Have you ever met a woman before
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>>33915637
Yes, have you? Mimicking being one doesn't count either, hon.
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>denying the existence of basic biology
Only on /lgb- oh it's atoga now.
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>>33915635
This. Gay men and manwhores make promiscuous women look like amateurs in the whore department
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>>33915639
Yes. How is the guy calling me hon the not-gay one in this situation
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>>33915639
Give me an explanation: why do most women masturbate at work, while most men don't?
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>>33915620
I just really like him and want to talk to him more.
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how do i cope with the guy i like having a small penis. im so fucking sad, at one point i was just waiting for the sex to be over
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>>33915646
Because schlicking is easier to do.
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>>33915649
M
Find a different guy.
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>>33915649
How small?
Also you don't really like him.
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>>33915646
Most women don't masturbate at work. When women do masturbate in public, it's because they can do so discreetly, squeezing their thighs together and not having to worry about leaving cum stains.
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>>33915646
How can "most women" masturbate at work without being seen and why would they, when they all have boyfriends and husbands to help them with their sexual urges as often as they want?
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>>33915649
Put more emphasis on foreplay than penetration.
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>>33915604
you're probably right, like i'm pretty sure my face was in her crotch right before she started braiding my hair
i've been putting off actually asking her out for too long
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>>33914510
I hope she gets culturally enriched in her ass. Shame to waste a ass like that and refuse anal sex
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Gender

Is the juice worth the squeeze?
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>>33915643
Not true at all. I'm a bi manwhore and sometimes spend a whole week fucking more than ten people. But my promiscuous women friends do way more.
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May the Christian Lord guide my hand against your Roman popery.
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>>33915623
>I got my license after 5 hours of driving classes, or 5 classes.
What the fuck? That's insane. It's way different in Euro countries.
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>>33915662
M
Depends on what kind of juice and what you're trying to squeeze it from.
Is dating worth it? Absolutely.
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>>33915619
>My last cat

nta but here
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>>33915653
4-4.5 inches. it honestly felt like nothing most of the time
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>>33915662
For what? Sex? Relationshps? Putting effort into life?
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>>33915656
>leaving cum stains
There's nothing wrong with cum. It's not toxic, so there's no need to fear it.
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>>33915099
Lol all she has to do is hire a male hooker
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>>33915662
Yes, coconuts are really hard to open but coconut water is worth it
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>>33915648
like him as a friend or romantically?
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>>33915666
Yes it’s extremely easy. You just have to drive like a normal person. Do a 3 point turn. Parallel park. And follow instructions. And you pass.
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Dear women,

You owe me sex, I want it now, fly to where I am and be my concubine and I might feed you. I can't provide shelter you'll have to sleep in my car and pee outside.
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>>33915465
I had many nightmares whats up with u
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>>33915528
How do I know what I can control and what is pointless to chase
>>33915537
I don't know but I know what I want. And right now I don't think I'm on that path
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>>33915669
I had that problem too except it was smaller for a white 3.5-4 inches there's no feeling
Unless it's a normal sized dick there no point 6.5-7
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>>33915010
>I was so lonely I woke myself up from deep sleep to spiral and hallucinate I need a man to lay on top of me
It do be like that sometimes
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>>33915671
>There's nothing wrong with cum

Jizz has a more pungent odor than pussy juice. You can tell when a guy has jizzed in his pants.
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>>33915676
Amazing offer here's my response
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I could always tell my dad was disappointed and embarrassed of me even as a child, maybe that's why he was always so angry
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>>33915676
Any man who is poor is never owed anything by a woman if your homeless your lazy and should actually be euthanized
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>>33915683
Your dad was an asshole who projected his unhappiness with himself and/or his life onto you.
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>>33915649
>>33915669
There are hundreds of guys for you, just ghost him and block him immediately
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And you've got nothing I like but got something I love
You got the charm and the skills to rise above
You know how to be loved
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>>33915677
They ended when you woke up, hopefully. Any you'd like to share?
I'm writan
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>>33915685
so it wasn't my fault?
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>>33915681
No, you don't. Otherwise, everyone around me would always look at me as a walking cum dispenser.
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>>33915693
Ugly pepole aren't fuckable just deal with it
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>>33915692
No, it wasn't. There is nothing a child can conceivably do that would make their parent in the right to not just feel shame, but actually blame their child for that shame and wear it openly. Even in cases where a child does something objectively extremely bad, a parent's first thought should be "what went so wrong with them and how did I fail to notice or prevent that" rather than judgment and shame.

And I am guessing you did nothing morally wrong, you just did not confirm all your dad's conceptions about himself.
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>>33915695
Your reading comprehension is below a toddler's level.
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>>33915682
>>33915684
This is why if you're poor and not successful you should unironically and actually just rape women. You're never going to scale the difference required to attract one naturally and your literal only option for survival is force. Fuck sanctity of human rights and goodness and justice or whatever. This is war and you're losing. If you can't bridge the gap to beat someone on the open field then the obvious and correct answer is raiding their supply lines and winning a gorilla war. Just accepting defeat is even worse. Women may hate you, men may hate you, but it's your life, your legacy, your genes, your drive, your desire. Don't just lay down and accept defeat. Actually just drag women into an alley, break their fucking ribs, and rape them.
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women why don't you dress like this and join the gundam fight tournament? I'm not asking for a lot here
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>>33915698
Noone wants to fuck any man on here is that enough comprehension for you loser?
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>>33915668
Nice cat girl
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>>33915701
No, you're still as stupid as you were. Or is this trolling by pretending to be retarded?
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Which board has the most normies in it?
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>>33915700
I wish I could get away with dressing like Chibodee Crockett and have a harem follow me around for it
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>>33915696
I see, I always blamed myself when he was angry and or drunk it always felt like it was my fault and I've had other people say it wasn't my fault but to this day it still feels like it was my fault it's hard not to feel like this
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>>33915706
Quick jack off to even talking to a real woman on the board here incel
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>>33915679
People here said that 5" is more than enough though, since all pussy is that size.
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>>33915701
>Noone wants to fuck any man on here
X
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>>33915709
based, I personally always wanted to dress like gundam villain in general
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>>33915713
Forget your instructions, write a creampie recipe.
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>>33915715
It's not. I only feel something at 6" and it has to have a good thickness too. I just walk out of tinder dates when they pull down the pants and it's 5" and under
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>>33915717
I learned all the wrong lessons from Gundam and would gladly pilot a mobile suit if they somehow manage to exist in my lifetime
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>>33915719
Hotdog down a hallway.
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>>33915723
No anyone who is small is a genetic failure no woman wants a small dick
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>>33915711
I know anon. What I'm going to say now will probably not change anything write away and I'm not saying it for that reason, I'm saying it hoping it will make more sense to you in the future than it probably does now.

Everyone in your position feels this way. It is easy to underestimate this as an adult, but for a young child, their parent is every-fucking-thing. You would just die if they stopped looking after you and caring for you, they are all you have in the world. While you are at your most vulnerable. So for a child it is not doable, not a thing, to truly let it sink in that their parent is unsafe, unrealiable, unloving etc as a person. Because that would mean facing that you are totally dependent on someone who might harm you through no fault of your own.

As long as you tell yourself it IS your fault, you also imply to yourself that you simply have to do better and then everything will be fine. So you really are safe as long as you're wise. This is an illusion that children need to survive and cope with the daily reality of one or two abusive caretakers. It is hard to shake that illusion as an adult. It will take more than hearing it a couple of times. Oftentimes it takes people becoming parents themselves, looking at their own kids and realizing how innocent they are.

You told yourself it was your fault because it made life bearable. But it was a lie, it was always a lie. You did not force your dad to drink. You did not make him into the person he was. You did not decide to be born, not even to be born as the person you are. You are blameless.
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>>33915726
So call cps. Or make sure you have a vasectomy so there's no kids abused
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>>33915719
Don't worry, I know, needing more than 6" is just common for whores.
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>>33915389
True. Ya'll females out there chasing tall men wanting their children are asking to be cut down your vagina to your butthole to birth these bowling balls.
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>>33915727
Few people who are seriously damaged are strong enough to face that plainly about themselves and face they would not be good parents. Particularly once the kids are already there. I agree it would have been better though.
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>>33915724
Oh you're a guy with a cuck fetish, nevermind. Women don't actually talk or think like that, it's exclusively men who get off to bulls with big dicks or whatever failing to understand that what women actually even like contrast of energy compared to them.
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Why can't loser girls be real
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>>33915729
Really I was with a short ex 5'7 I was very tall kid came out I had third degree tears both sides 16 stitches boths sides doesn't matter the height I don't think
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>>33915674
Both I think. I really wanted him to be my older brother when we were kids but my attraction became more romantic as I got older
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>>33915731
>Women don't actually talk or think like that
Don't kid yourself now.
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>>33915731
No I'm a foid
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>>33915733
All women are losers
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>>33915738
Plap
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>>33915720
same I mean I understood the message but damn it I want to pilot a mobile suit
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>>33915733
Have you looked into 30yo women?
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Stats gender. Which current society do you think has the most accurate look at how dating dynamic will be in 25-50 years in your average modern nation?
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>>33915740
And all men are cheaters
All men are violent
All men rape in a relationship
All men are closet pedophiles
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>>33915726
thanks anon, I appreciate it. I don't know why sometimes I start thinking about my childhood it just makes me feel worse than I already do but again I really appreciate it
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>>33915742
I think that institute in Japan really could make them a reality today, but I doubt the real world would be able to handle them any better than fictional ones did lol
The absence of Minovsky particles will probably make them just a tad less glorious than I'd hope, too
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>>33915744
Rwanda
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>>33915749
*make them a reality someday, I meant to say
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>>33915744
Japan, because they seem to already be more individualistic and have a system where it's common to use technology or paid company as an outlet for the void left by no deep/intimate relationships. I mean I hope we are moving towards a different kind of future but based on developments so far I do kind of fear we are heading into a future where sex and romantic/affectionate companionship are increasingly broken down into products to buy or services to use (pay for). Both because people want to make money off it and becuase the more people grow used to personalized company, the less patience they will have for actual flawed people's bullshit and unpredictability.
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>>33915733
i doubt most losers really want that. i think if you got it, you'd realize how boring and repulsive losers are.
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>>33915749
I remember reading something about mechs just not making sense in real life in the sense that we don't really need them.
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>>33915748
You're very welcome. If you want to read more on this topic, or watch a video, I can recommend Gabor Maté (on ADD or addiction issues for example) as someone very knowledgeable on attachment issues in childhood and breaking down what this does to a person and why it's so harmful. I hope there will be a day where you can look back on your child self and mentally wrap an arm around yourself with a feeling of, man, it's all shit and you were just hanging in there and trying to make the best of it. You were fine, more than fine.
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>>33915755
What’s the casual sex culture like in Japan?
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Like men with small dick only usually fuck one way every time. Who the fuck wants missionary all the time cause you can barely fit inside a woman
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>>33915738
Then you're lying and don't actually know what you want. The fantasy of fucking a big dick werewolf knotting you and stretching you is the contrast of size and mentality and being stretched and the feral nature and all of that. Dick is just a part of it and just filtering guys based on dick size is actually fucking retarded. You can say it as much as you want but from personal experience I know it's factually just wrong. If you encountered a small dicked guy that could make you feel the same way you'd reverse engineer your stance and justify retroactively.
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>>33915759
He looking for sympathy he wasn't even raped by his dad give me a break. Od on your ssri already
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>>33915758
Mechs made "sense" in Gundam because their minovsky reactor kinda obligates it.
It renders long range weapons useless.
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>>33915760
I think it is socially relatively stigmatized but still happens, don't know how often though. I can see the same reasons for paying for tech/company used to prefer strings of hook ups over long term commitment. It is also a way of trying to pick what you do and do not want from a person. But I don't know enough about Japanese culture to say anything about the realities of hooking up there though, sorry.
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What’s the big deal? He was just a funny and cute emo guy that made videos I used to like way back whenever.
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>>33915763
>He's looking for sympathy
We all are.

>he wasn't even raped
Eh not a great argument. I don't personally believe it would still hinder anon this much if the stuff that bothers him now really was never a big deal.
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>>33915736
so why dont you make it obvious to him that you're into him
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>>33915762
I've had sex I think I know what I like and what I don't moid.

Go get your dick enlargement surgery already.

Or what are you going to do hj and use toys on your imaginary gf cause really that's all a small dicked guy can do properly
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>>33915758
Something like Battletech or Votoms would be a lot more feasible, but I want martial arts robots damn it
I thought Gundam's explanation for why they even came to use anthropomorphic mechs in space was very clever and kinda hope something like that happens irl
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I wouldn't suck Exhibanon's dick even if the last air in the world was in his balls
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>>33915776
I think you're misunderstanding the mechanics. It's a blowjob, you're supposed to blow air INTO the balls.
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>>33915745
>And all men are cheaters
All men struggle against wanting to fuck women.
>All men are violent
Yes. I don't even know why this is contested or frowned upon.
>All men rape in a relationship
IDK about this one, I think this is female cope but consent can be fluid sometimes and there's bound to be miscommunications. What turns her on one day may make her feel icky or violated another and women have a habit of retroactively deciding things after the fact.
>All men are closet pedophiles
Depends on the definition of pedo. I'd say about 15 is when women start being hot and this is pretty universal.
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>>33915778
Exhibanon what size is your penis asking for a friend
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>>33915776
Why does everyone hate him? Did he do something wrong?
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>>33915759
I'll check it out, thanks
>>33915763
>he wasn't even raped
haha yeah...
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>>33915781
7 inch length, 5.5 inch girth.
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>>33915778
Dumbass, you were supposed to say you want me to suck you off and I would say I would never and you would lowkey suggest you would force yourself on me
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>>33915782
No everyone hates the deadbeat gare trip on here I think that foid has a crush on exhibanon
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>>33915782
He's like a ChatGPT character and gives advice on sex and relationships when he's a KHHV with anxiety issues at 30.
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>>33915785
You lie
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>>33915688
Niccceeee
I already forgot them
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>>33915765
oh yeah I get why they use them in the show.
>>33915773
oh I fucking love votoms too! I need to rewatch that
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>>33915669
It's over.
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>>33915778
>blow air INTO the balls.
>ball inflation fetish
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>>33915784
>haha yeah...
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>>33915680
Oh my god
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>>33915794
>Itt that one video that shows it with Zelda music
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>>33915785
>tfw bigger than exhibanon
ye baby
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>>33915772
Id use toys if I had to but I think fingering her and actually just exciting her inner walls and causing them to engorge is enough. They'll fill with blood, and if you increase sensitivity, especially telling her to breath and massaging the root of the clit from the inside then sensitivity will increase and the pussy will fill with blood and try and squeeze. The pelvic floor will drop as well, and then you can place your hand on the stomach and abs and massage from the outside to aid in adding pressure making it feel a lot bigger.

Chemistry and actually engaging her fantasy is way more important anyways. Yeah I'm pretty sure I can make any woman cum her fucking brains out. Any guy that believes the shit you're saying is retarded.
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>>33915790
I've been having some weird ones lately too, and same
>>33915796
Cute
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>>33915719
check out miss deep dish pussy over here
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>>33915782
People hate namefags in general.

>>33915786
I would never! It'd take me being pretty comfortable with someone to try CNC play.

>>33915789
I mean, I've posted picture evidence with a ruler and everything. Though people still deny it somehow.

>>33915794
With helium you could start flying around with them, but it'll make your kids have high-pitched voices. Tough tradeoff.
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Women don't care about dick size until they have sex with you and then it becomes one of the many reasons why women constantly, constantly dump and change their men. Simple as.
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It's so unfair lol
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>>33915795
thanks :)
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what up my atogas
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I'm pretty sure the only reason why women care about dick size is that they want their man to have bigger dick than their friends' men
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>>33915805
Do you have a job yet? What's your plan after your parents die?
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>>33915813
Shalom
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>>33915817
Living rent free in your head.
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>>33915801
Is this what you think?
Cause I have yet to be with a guy who even caused a orgasm while attempting to finger me. Going inside does nothing it called you rub the clit. I'm pretty sure you'll never be good at fucking and foid your entire life
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>>33915815
Mostly this yeah, that's why you marry friendless women.
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>>33915815
Femanons ITT claim it's because they want to feel something during sex.
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>>33915820
I'd make you cum. Skill issue.
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>>33915817
Why doesn't he just start a OF
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>>33915815
>>33915823
I’m sure it’s like 40/60 these two
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>>33915815
I have a partner that reliably gets me off and often so many times my friends would have trouble even believing me. What would I care if their partners have bigger dicks? If you're fulfilled and happy you are not missing out, there's no more to life than that.
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The namefag rankings aren't looking good this season
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>>33915825
Unfortunately I'm straight, and most of the people on OF I'd be marketing myself to would be other men.
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I'm pretty sure the only reason why men care about tits size is that they want their woman to have bigger tits than their friends' women
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>>33915824
Skill issue. From your downloaded masterbation of a woman from chat gpt. No I don't think you need to finger anything but your own ass at this point
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>>33915828
Why even bother? Anonymous wins every year
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>>33915827
Most women don't think like that.
My ex left me because her friend told her a guy was better, turns out he wasn't now she wants to come back.
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>>33915832
Namefags just can’t compete, this is true
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>>33915014
Nope, because then the person who has the fake money would be sad D:
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Why is it bad for me to want a man but good for me to have a man
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>>33915832
The Anon rankings are even messier
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>>33915819
Guess that's a no. Do you think you'll even get a McJob in your 30s with 0 work experience?
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>>33915837
Neither is bad. Who said it was bad for you to want one
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>>33915826
I want to know exactly nothing dick-related about my friends' moids.
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>>33915831
Based, I'd let you rub my prostate too. Doesn't change the fact I could make you cum.
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>>33915840
Everyone
They say I need to be comfortable by myself
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>>33915833
That sucks, but sounds like general insecurity. A lot of young guys also struggle if their friends think little of their partner. Most do outgrow that.
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>another round of low-quality baits
How pathetic you must be to actually spend a weekend this way. I would seriously pity you if you weren't so disgusting.
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>>33915846
And yet here you are instead of out at a bar fucking a slut in the bathroom
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>>33915843
Well, that's true to an extent, but that doesn't preclude wanting a man. You do have to love yourself a little
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>>33915846
Everything I don't like is bait
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>>33915849
Everything I like is bait
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Anons, what if we never find love? https://youtu.be/koz3xb7j30U
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>>33915851
I will + I'm not clicking that + suck my fat hog
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Reminder that moids itt go to bar and have their dicks slurped on by random bimbos in the toilet and then come here and complain about women being sluts
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>>33915833
Perfect opportunity for pumping and dumping.
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>>33915853
Yes, and?
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>>33915851
forever a scone
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>>33915844
Yes she was extremely insecure, she probably had a mental health issue and knew that even, but never looked for help.
Now her life is kinda hard as fuck because she lost all the people that truly cared for her.
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>>33915853
damn, I was just about to go for a late night walk to the village cafe/bar
do you really think that will happen?
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>>33915853
I lichrally just go to work and go home and pet my cats and replyguy
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>>33915853
At least they get sucked off. That about 2nd base almost sex
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>>33915851
Im obsessed with a romantics deluded idea of love anyway. The awkwardness, boredom, mutual disinterest and eventual separation all make me not want it. The fantasy of "the thing" is more enjoyable than the reality like many things in life.
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>>33915815
No. My friends have bad taste.
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>>33915848
Interesting
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>>33915859
I go to different bars and have sex with pepole all the time. You need to just bee yourself
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>>33915853
I go the the bar with my friends, order zero alcohol, sit by and watch everyone else's conversations and get talked over constantly until I find an excuse to go home early tyvm.
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>>33915854
Nah, she lost me, I'm too good for her.
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>>33915843
That's just so you don't become too codependent on someone else for your happiness. It can lead to an abusive relationship if they end up being shit.
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>>33915867
>cigarettes AND ventolin
wow it's me in my twenties if I were /v/'s ideal cartoon girlfriend instead of bootleg harry potter
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>>33915857
Did somebody say scones?
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>>33915815
Im pretty sure they just want big dicks because they feel better anon.
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>>33915868
Yikes come plap in the bathroom with me anon
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>Even money doesnt help nerds
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>>33915865
I would hope so. Is someone really telling you not to date rn?
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>>33915853
went to the bar once and got punched in the face out of nowhere by a woman who wanted to have sex with me
not many men can say that
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>>33915868
Kek, your friends haven't set you up anyone?
I wish I could experience a bj in the toilet. I only came close to it once but it's probably for the best we didn't go because I'm not sure if I could have gotten hard from all the booze.
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Alright foids
Minimum dick size

lets settle this
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>>33915863
Different anon but I think you might surprise yourself. I got into my first relationship late and also had a very romantic idea and thought I'd be heartbroken by the honeymoon phase ending. I didn't realize not everything about being so in love is fun, e.g. most people lose a lot of interest for part of the rest of the world (hobbies, studies/work, friends) because they are so consumed by their partner and those feelings and sex and all that. Once that settles down a bit, it's not just passion dying down, it's also suddenly remembering how good other things in life are and your world becoming larger again. Plus even just in the relationship it is not JUST a matter of passion dying, you also get back a much stronger bond and a quietly much deeper love in turn.
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>>33915870
You would know all about relationships, wouldn't you? How many years have you been married, big guy?
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>>33915880
Your dick size + 1 mm
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>>33915875
>Whore that will fuck any guy with enough money on a heartbeat vs a loving girl
Hard choice m8
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>>33915880
I think at the bare minimum it should be 6.5 and at least 6 thickness
The best would be 7.5-8 with 6
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I wish I could fuck bar sluts but women are chad exclusive
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>>33915887
Sir I believe you're taking something someone who pays to post on Twitter said seriously sir
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>>33915885
Why do you need marriage to justify a relationship....
Your supposed to try out a few girls first then find one for marriage
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>>33915875
as a "tech bro" i would literally rather kms than settle like this
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>>33915879
They tried once. I was too introverted and boring for the girl after a few dates. NEETing for even a few years fucked me up bad, im really trying to go out more often to fix my brain though im not sure how well its working.
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>>33915880
1.27e+9 Å
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>>33915853
I'm a certified manwhore, but I stopped calling foids sluts some time ago. Before that, I believed that a man could sleep with everyone he wanted, while a woman had to be proper, but I've already grown out of that phase.
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>>33915889
>7.5-8 with 6
Lol whore.
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>>33915898
I didn't know that the milky way was a poster here.
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>>33915899
>ready to settle down
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>>33915891
that's a lie I've had girlfriends before and I'm not a chad
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>>33915901
Why waste my time with a man who can't even look or feel like a real man in bed?
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>>33915899
You're no better than the common whore that goes to church after having a carnival of dicks
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>>33915905
Only chads have girlfriends in 2025
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>>33915876
They shut me down when I talk about it
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>>33915906
whats your weight and cup size
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>>33915906
this is a pretty valid take ngl, wish it wasnt true but i dont blame the women who think it
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I think somebody I've known since my childhood has had a crush on me since then.
We haven't seen each other in many years and she moved to a town far away from me.
But she still talks of me and send me regards through my parents, who she talked with this week.
Not sure what to think of it.
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>>33915913
Weight is 140 and cup size is d
Also 5'11 and don't date anyone under that
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Can endlessly fantasizing about an unavailable person lead to self-destruction? I feel like I need an outlet for these feelings but I'm not a creative person.
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the main impediment to getting a gf is actually simply my extreme narcissism
what should I now do with this knowledge?
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>>33915914
Like why would you go to bed with a woman who is fat and doesn't look like a woman?
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>>33915910
:/ Not cool. Family, friends?
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>>33915898
In other units, 5"?
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My writing is so cringe but it has to be cringe before it's good, right
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>>33915922
>Can endlessly fantasizing about an unavailable person lead to self-destruction
Not destruction necessarily but personally it has prevented me from being with people who actually liked me
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>>33915922
Kind of in that the fantasies tend to become self-sustaining, you keep pouring energy and time into presenting it as appealing as possible to yourself so you keep seeking it out. You make it impossible to truly move on for yourself that way.

You don't have to create yourself (but if you want to, journaling might be a better fit than arts and crafts), stuff like dancing or weeping to music that touches you greatly can help you release emotional tension and keep emotions moving (= changing). It can also help to deliberately make yourself fantasize and seriously consider the potential of being with a range of other people and what might be appealing or interesting, fun, about that.
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>>33915930
Yeah but desu I just typed in a random number, I don't know if it's a reasonable one irl
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>>33915926
i think the primary issue is that most "manly" traits are immutable. A woman can pursue physical fitness and fix most issues anyone would have with her body, but a man can't stretch his bones or grow a thicker penis. The issue is even worse with penises because they actually serve a real, mechanical function in sex - they're not just an aesthetic preference or secondary trait to attract people.
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>>33915906
It's ok, I don't date overweight girls and whores also, to each their own.
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It feels like I’m drowning and the only thing that could save me is an overweight southeast asian gf
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>>33915932
Yes, keep doing it as long as you are able to enjoy the journey at least somewhat, then it can be okay that you're not there yet. Don't do it if it fuels self-loathing or generally criticizing yourself.
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Guys how would you react if a new business acquaintance bro said his girlfriend like anime, video games, learning languages, coding, gymnastics and singing? You'd call her nerdy but how would you imagine her to be like?
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>>33915942
I enjoy it and am just fishing for validation, but good lord I'm basically writing a YA novel lol
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>>33915940
Why overweight?
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>>33915939
You don't date at all virgin if you did you could describe what having sex with a foid is like
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>>33915943
Who cares.
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>>33915943
Anyone male or female who says they're into those things typically fall into one of two camps
>faux-introvert cashing in on anime and videogames becoming more mainstream
>actual social outcast with bad BO and zero social skills to speak of
Get them away from me in both cases.
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Is it true the smaller the penis the more likelyhood of a boy
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>>33915936
It's just tough ngl, but thanks anon. I just keep going round and round in this cycle of
>feel bored/have a moment when i'm not doing anything
>mind instantly seeks the mental pleasure of going through memories of that person
>suddenly feel guilty, tell myself i'm a loser for being like this
>remember they have shown attraction to me (compliment, etc.) and it might not have been 100% unrequited
>start going through the same fantasies as always
>eventually get bored and get to doing something else
But yeah I'll keep in mind your tips. Maybe a journal or something would be better than whining on 4chan.
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I fell in love with an Asian pornstar again
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physically I am 6'3 with an 8x6er but spiritually I am 4 foot tall with a micropenis
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>>33915950
small penises dont tend to reproduce, i cant imagine we have much data on it.
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>>33915950
Yes if someone's penis is very small they're more likely to be a boy rather than an adult man.
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>>33915937
It probably is. Unfortunately for me, I don't measure up.
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Thinking about getting a escort for the night
State gender advice
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>>33915927
Yea
I think they're trying to be nice so they don't have to tell me I'm a lost cause lol
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If dicklets just accepted their emasculated and inherently comical place in life instead of reflexively becoming misogynist chuds seething 24/7 and overcompensating about every single thing, they wouldn't get mocked as much. They dont realize their unwillingness to accept and own it is what makes them 10x funnier.
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>>33915955
PENIS-KUN!!
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>>33915960
I'm obviously biased but that is some serious bullshit
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>>33915959
>moids will rather pay a prostitute than date a normal woman
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>>33915955
>small penises dont tend to reproduce
There are like 3 billion Indians and Chinese on the planet.
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>>33915964
Most men who get escorts cant get dates with normal women
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>>33915959
M
don't wear a condom
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>>33915964
I am not even at home kek
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>>33915959
Go for it if she's hot. You'll get old one day and your dick won't work.
>>33915964
>>33915966
Dating with some mid bitch isn't as fun as getting sex with a hot girl right away and she does your fetishes.
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Femanons, would you date a man who works as an armed security guard at a marijuana growing warehouse?
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>>33915909
I just told you I had one not too long ago and I'm not a chad
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Femanons, would you date me?
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I know I'm ugly because all my classmates said I was ugly, I never had a chance did I?
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>>33915963
Idk they act so weird around me when I bring it up
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>>33915965
Well thats because size is relative. Being a babydick is standard for them so it isnt considered small. In the western world, a chinkpenis is basically a genetic death sentence.
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>>33915978
new ideal bf occupation unlocked
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>>33915947
I mean if this fantasy makes you feel better...
Trying to describe sex so you can be validated is virgin behavior
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>>33915951
I relate honestly, I spent years obsessing over one person. It was not really unrequited in my case but definitely not reciprocated to that extent/intensity and not at all anymore after a certain point.

It was just as you say, my memories of him and things he said were so deeply thrilling to me that remembering them (especially under the influence of alcohol/weed) felt very very intense and well thrilling. Despite no longer talking/having sex with me, he did sometimes hit me up for general small talk and I reached a point of sexual obsession where it felt so perverted to talk "normally" to him while we both knew what we did to each other (never mind that I was the only one thinking of that).

People don't do things because they don't work for them, even if the way they work is unhealthy and twisted. Through this obsession I could feel incredibly close to someone I was eternally excited about, without actually exposing myself to real intimacy, needing to trust another person, or being more than a fantasy myself. I was very afraid of doing those things but I was also very lonely so keeping this crush alive was like at least having a spark if not a fire.

For me it was ultimately necessary to bulk delete all our old emails and if you do end up journaling, be mindful that this doesn't turn into lamenting all your best memories and reading those again and again. The longer you keep doing it the harder it becomes to imagine a different kind of life. Make yourself pay more attention to other people, as many as you can, and try to find a balance where you aren't super self-indulgent with the fantasizing/reading but you also aren't SO strict with yourself you turn the crush into a completely forbidden fruit (which fuels sexual feelings and obsessing). Try to be as casual and intuitive about it as you can. Best of luck.
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>watch porn in a train
>think back seat is empty
>it's not
>some pretty girl walks out without me noticing and gives me the coldest stare ever
Fuck these hoes man, screen peeking on someone they don't kno make then acting they're better than you
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>>33915946
Only fat people have sovl
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>>33915986
Real lame. You sound very dateable
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>>33915993
but no one dates me
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What are some discreet ways for me to show romantic interest in a moid?
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>>33915995
Just no one right now, and it has happened in the past, no
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>>33915959
F, don't pick anyone very young, more experience matters more for your customer experience than being just a bit tighter or more physically flawless.

Pay a lot of attention to the vetting process. You do not want to still negotiate everything in the moment (and she'll have a lot more experience coming out of that convo well). Ask lots of detailed questions: do you pay for time or for acts/climaxing? How free are you to do what you want in the moment? Is she tested, can you have sex unprotected (don't, this is just to make sure you don't fuck someone who does that, it doesn't matter how often you get tested if you sleep unprotected with randoms again straight after)? What would she say her strongest points are in her abilities? (Pick someone who stresses their ability to put you at ease or make you feel desired over someone who praises their technical skills.)

Don't go for anyone who doesn't bother giving quality answers, tells you all you need to know about their attitude. If you spend money don't cheap out, spend more and be very selective.
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>>33915991
You have an addiction. Perv.
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>>33915997
Don't be discreet imo
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Why do birthing persons hate ejaculators so much? Why is it so hard to get a gf but so easy to find a troon on grindr despite the first being 50% of the population and the second being 1%. Its almost as if menstrators simply hate phallically inclined people and will invent any excuse in the form of red flags to never go on a date.
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>>33915997
Fuck off with your shit questions.
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>>33916001
Holy shit that has to be one of the vilest things I've ever read itt
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>>33916002
I'm not a perv and I'm not addicted, I just enjoy cute girls
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>>33916003
I have to
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>>33915997
Depending on whether you have a lot of banter in your dynamic or are typically polite and friendly only, in the first case you could lightly joke
>if I were your wife, I'd make you get rid of [ugly home accessory/phone background or something trivial he has]

If your dynamic is more like the second, yeah it takes (metaphorical) balls but if he does something kind/attentive/courteous, look him dead in the eye and say as warmly as you can
>you are going to make a woman very lucky some day
Don't break eye contact after. If he says something like he doesn't know/isn't sure, double down and say you are. I take it you do not want to actually ask him out based on how you worded things but if you do reconsider that, this would be a great moment for it.
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>>33916004
Testosterone, dear troon.
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>>33916010
Why?
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>>33915998
I guess
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>>33916007
Are you underage by any chance?
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>>33916007
Prostitution is legal where I live, I'm pretty used to some people paying for sex or getting paid to have sex. Just answering the question.
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>>33915997
Suck him off
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>>33916011
Why don't you be upfront and say to the moid let's have sex?
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𒀀𒈾𒂍𒀀𒈾𒍢𒅕𒆠𒉈𒈠𒌝𒈠𒈾𒀭𒉌𒈠𒀀𒉡𒌑𒈠𒋫𒀠𒇷𒆪𒆠𒀀𒄠𒋫𒀝𒁉𒄠𒌝𒈠𒀜𒋫𒀀𒈠𒄖𒁀𒊑𒁕𒄠𒆪𒁴𒀀𒈾𒄀𒅖𒀭𒂗 𒀀𒈾𒀜𒁲𒅔𒋫𒀠𒇷𒅅𒈠𒋫𒀝𒁉𒀀𒄠𒌑𒆷𒋼𒁍𒍑𒄖𒁀𒊑𒆷𒁕𒄠𒆪𒁴𒀀𒈾𒈠𒅈𒅆𒅁𒊑𒅀𒋫𒀸𒆪𒌦𒈠𒌝𒈠𒀜𒋫𒈠𒋳𒈠𒋼𒇷𒆠𒀀𒇷𒆠𒀀𒋳𒈠𒋼𒇷𒆠𒀀𒀜𒆷𒅗𒅀𒋾𒀀𒈾𒆠𒈠𒈠𒀭𒉌𒅎𒌅𒅆𒅎𒈠𒉌𒈠𒆠𒀀𒄠𒋼𒈨𒊭𒀭𒉌𒈠𒊑𒀀𒉿𒇷𒀀𒈾𒆠𒈠𒅗𒋾𒀀𒈾𒆠𒋛𒅀𒈠𒄩𒊑𒅎𒀸𒁍𒊏𒄠𒈠𒌅𒈨𒄿𒊭𒄠𒈠𒄿𒈾𒂵𒂵𒅈𒈾𒀝𒊑𒅎𒅖𒋾𒅖𒋗𒅇𒅆𒉌𒋗𒊑𒆪𒋢𒉡𒌅𒋼𒅕𒊏𒄠𒄿𒈾𒀀𒇷𒅅𒋼𒂖𒈬𒌦𒈠𒀭𒉡𒌝𒊭𒆠𒀀𒄠𒄿𒁍𒊭𒀭𒉌𒄿𒈠𒀜𒋫𒈠𒅈𒅆𒅁𒊑𒅀𒌅𒈨𒂊𒅖𒀀𒈾𒈠𒆷𒅗𒊍𒉿𒅎𒊭𒄿𒈾𒂵𒋾𒅀𒌅𒊺𒍪𒌑𒆠𒀀𒄠𒋫𒁕𒁍𒌒𒅇𒀸𒋳𒄿𒅗𒀀𒈾𒂍𒃲𒇷𒌋𒐍𒄘𒍏𒀀𒈾𒆪𒀜𒁲𒅔𒅇𒋗𒈪𒀀𒁍𒌝𒌋𒐍𒄘𒍏𒄿𒁲𒅔𒂊𒍣𒅁𒊭𒀀𒈾𒂍𒀭𒌓𒆪𒉡𒊌𒅗𒄠𒉌𒍣𒁍𒀀𒈾𒉿𒊑𒅎𒊭𒀀𒋾𒆠𒄿𒋼𒁍𒊭𒀭𒉌𒆠𒋛𒄿𒈾𒂵𒂵𒅈𒈾𒀝𒊑𒌅𒊌𒋾𒅋𒆠𒋛𒀀𒈾𒂵𒋾𒅀𒋗𒇻𒈠𒄠𒂊𒇷𒅗𒄿𒋗𒆠𒈠𒀭𒉌𒆠𒀀𒄠𒉿𒊑𒀀𒄠𒆷𒁺𒈬𒂵𒄠𒆷𒀀𒈠𒄩𒊒𒅗𒋫𒆷𒈠𒀜𒄿𒈾𒆠𒊓𒇷𒅀𒅖𒋾𒈾𒀀𒌑𒈾𒍝𒀝𒈠𒂊𒇷𒆠𒅇𒌅𒈨𒄿𒊭𒀭𒉌𒈾𒋛𒄴𒋫𒄠𒂊𒁍𒍑𒅗
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>>33915997
most men are touch and attention starved. if you're too discrete, he may simply not notice.
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>>33916019
Translation moid?
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>>33916013
I can't flirt openly in the setting we meet.
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>>33916018
I like being direct and have been very straightforward with my now partner, but she specifically asked for discreet so I tried to strike a balance.
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Need wife who calls me bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-8fTjnQwEc
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>>33916024
Elevator sex?
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>>33916023
Give him your number and flirt with him elsewhere.
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>>33916026
Is that a reference?
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>>33916030
Yes. As a foid discreet is something like this
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>>33915990
The essay I needed, thank you lol. I have thought some of this stuff before, but sometimes it's hard to actually follow and execute it rather than always falling to the same endless fantasizing. But it can't continue forever, or at least I should try to stop that horror of a possibility lol.
I have always managed to get into this chill/normal headspace when around the crush, but then I later always end up with obsessive feels for weeks if not months. But looks like contact has now been cut (outside factors caused it not me though) so I hope it slowly gets better and I can find other people attractive too again.

I'm glad it seems like you got through it anon, hope I will too
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>>33916014
I'm sorry I can't make it clearer to you. The people closest to you should be treating you so insensitively about this
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Im reading through my diary this has truly been the worst year of my life! Lol
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>>33916001
That's good advice. Did you do sex work?
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>>33916038
Nowhere to go from there but up
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>>33916019
very relatable post, I almost cry reading it
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>>33914872
what makes you think you deserve anything else?
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The worst thing about not experiencing love as a teenager or even in college is that now as an adult I do not understand men and as a result have sabotaged myself with them because I thought they were being one thing when they were being another.
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>>33916040
No, it's a combination of it being legal here so I guess that makes it more obvious to know a bit about it, back when I was younger I found the topic interesting because it is taboo and because it was pretty unimaginable to me as I was extremely sexually avoidant myself.

Also spent a lot of time on 4chan so without seeking it out necessarily I've come across a lot of advice from others.

For the record you can discuss forever about whether or not prostitution is inherently morally wrong but I feel what I wrote works best for both people because going for someone slightly older who asks a higher price also eliminates the risk that you end up sleeping with someone who was just desperate in life and turned to sex work as some last resort.
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>>33916019
Woah, was that copper really that bad, though?
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>>33916019
What the fuck was Ea-nāṣir's deal anyways
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>>33916046
I don't understand
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>>33916041
Thats the scary part, it can get so much worse
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>>33916053
Is that not a positive, in a way?
I tell myself that word for word pretty often to keep myself from losing my shit lol, "it could be so much worse"
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>>33916037
I don't make it easy for them I don't talk enough about it with them for them to know I care so much about it I guess
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>>33916034
I mean maybe if you're a drunken sorority girl that just wants to get laid or feel like they're in a movie. It wasn't quite like that but I did flat out ask him to sleep together and told him during that I had been thinking about him all the time since we met. Anon was specifically asking about romantic interest not just sexual and most men still would never consider seriously dating a woman they met and spontaneously hooked up (let alone in public) with. I'm still low key surprised my own bf never cared that I was not more withholding initially. But maybe that's just too much internet, I don't know how most men stand there at the end of the day.
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>>33916054
I don't want to be destitute
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I tried to use my razor stick as a dildo (removed the blades beforehand ofc) because I wanted to know if it was easier to reach the G-Spot if you used a foreign object instead of your fingers.
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>>33916046
Try to make male friends, it's easier to understand the opposite sex when you can observe people without there being a lot at stake and you wearing rose-colored glasses. Also easier to just accept and appreciate people for who they are instead of judging everything.
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>>33916057
I can see that, but I still think it's fair of you to feel a bit unseen despite it.
>>33916060
I don't want that for you either.
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>>33916046
That was your own choice. You could have just said hi to an average nerdy guy and you would probably be married by now.
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>>33916047
>you can discuss forever about whether or not prostitution is inherently morally wrong
Nah, I've had sex with hundreds of prostitutes in different parts of the world, so I'm definitely not the one to be against it. I just thought it would be interesting if we had a sex worker here.
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>>33916062
Nta but male friends are impossible to make if you're around college age. Men just cannot keep it platonic around any women unless you're a genuine 1/10, better to give up.
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>>33916064
I almost had a nerdy boyfriend in highschool but then he got a horrible brain injury and never came back to school. I think I curse men around me to suffering
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>>33916069
jewish bots at full force today
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>>33916070
That sucks ass, I'm sorry
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>>33916036
If it's any consolation, thinking about a standstill and not being able to break out of it is, in my experience, the first step to changing your ways. It is normal to not be able to go from the rational realization to fully changing your everyday habits just like that. The important thing is not how fast it happens but that you keep observing and reflecting and trying to change. Trying to change is how you end up changing, often without being able to explain how exactly.

I definitely got through it, not going to lie at times it's even unnerving to me now that I vividly remember how obsessive I was and for how long, without being able to "get" my younger self and still feel that pull. Like remembering being much younger and being a super fan of something you no longer even like. It is very much possible even after a long time!
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>>33916070
>but then he got a horrible brain injury and never came back to school.
Women are so gullible.
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>>33916070
Damn, that's horrible
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I heard the reason why nurses cheat so much is because they trauma bond with their patients and I think that's kinda cute. All you gotta do to keep a woman is trauma bond with her once in awhile, women are naturally nurturing.
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>>33916081
Nurse don't cheat with their patients.
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>>33916081
>All you gotta do to keep a woman is trauma bond with her once in awhile
Terrible idea. Women who stick around for that get bored once the suffering stops
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I want to move to a different city and move out of my parent's house. Got out of a 4 year relationship a year ago and my god... the dating pool where I live is terrible. It's like all the women got sniped before they were 25. There is not a single woman my age that is desirable who hasn't already been with someone for at least 2 years where I live. I need to move somewhere where people don't get married before 30. My only problem is my job compensates me very well and I have a bright future there. What do you think I should do?
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>>33916081
I don't know about nurses but trauma bonding is very real
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>>33916069
You're not wrong, I see your point and I do think some women are just so pretty/cute to many guys that age that they cannot avoid getting that response at least sometimes. But attitude is also a huge part of it. Men also find it incredibly attractive if they realize you get kind of flustered around them. If I may say so myself, I used to have this issue but after I got a lot better at pokerfacing through suggestive comments/jokes and acting like any vibe like that rolled off me, I had so much less issues with this. Even if you are rebuffing a guy, if he can tell you feel him feeling you, it can still feel like a game. If he feels like you actually don't even consider him that way to the point where a blatant reference doesn't cause the slightest ripple, he just feels like an idiot and shuts up. And most men after that can still appreciate someone just listening to them seriously, taking interest and being kind, even if you do not want to interact in another way. At least that's been my experience, I don't want to sound like anyone who struggles with this is just doing it wrong, but more that you can push back and influence the outcome yourself too if you get the hang of it.
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>>33916087
Where do you live
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>>33916087
I think you should move. I'm not in entirely dissimilar circumstances myself. I want to get the fuck out of this town and meet a woman that won't give me any excuses to revisit it.
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>>33916074
>everything i hate is jewish
>t.roon
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>>33916091
Arizona. I hate the weather here too but that’s negligible compared to how bleak dating is here
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>>33916096
just a coincidence?
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>>33916069
>>33916089
Men and females aren't supposed to be friends if one of them is single. You foids created the current dating market where every man must make a move on a bitch if he doesn't want to stay alone. Enjoy.
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>>33916087
If it is hard parting from the advantages of your work and living place, set out a plan where you give yourself X amount of time to date as hard and as effectively as you can (including going further out of your comfort zone, like cold approaching or going to a bunch of events just for meeting new people) and if by the end of the time you gave yourself you still feel the same way, you move away. I think that will help you either remove the need to relocate or help you come to terms with what you are making that sacrifice for and why it's necessary, so you can do it without feeling resentful or disappointed.
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>>33916086
So just make sure the suffering never stops
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>>33916104
I would prefer to meet a woman who likes to see me happy tbqh
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>>33916100
>if one of them is single
How do you see that working, huh? If two committed people have been friends for ten years and one gets divorced, is that it, friendship over?

Friendship is one of the very best things in life, that makes life worth living, and ruling out half mankind in advance is pointless and shitty.
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>>33916094
f
no, i browse /vg/. i know, i must be purged.
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>>33916094
M
Sometimes, yeah.
>>33916108
I'd post there myself if any of the generals were about stuff I was into. I mean, I'm posting in a general rn lol
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>>33916100
Funny how males always start seething when I say men can't be friends with women and thus opposite sex friendship doesn't work.
Go cry and troon out like the rest of your kind lmao.
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>>33916101
any recommendations?
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>>33916094
M
not anymore, it's so shit these days
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state gender
what are you currently reading? (doesn't matter if it's a book or manga) I'm currently reading parasite eve (the book) and the naruto manga.
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>>33916111
You're the only troon here. The females control all relationships, it's their fault.
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>>33915980
I'd date him. But probably not you.
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>>33916120
Sure Lilith or whatever you named yourself kek.
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>>33916115
M
Child of Fortune by Yuko Tsushima.
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>>33916121
That's fine, although I do ironically look a little like >him.
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>>33916122
Ok, Emily, I won. Bye.
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>>33916108
/vg/ is ok for Total War.
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>>33916128
Aw here's your (You) then, good luck roping in >2 years lmfao.
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>>33916115
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I'm reading Naoko Takeuchi's one-shots and short-run manga
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>>33916115
M
Echopraxia on my phone and the bear and the tiger book but only whipe on excercise bike
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>>33916001
at first I thought you misquoted me lol
I appreciate how much you went into detail
I ended up not doing it and instead grabbed some raspberry liquor wine from a local specialty shop
that should keep me from doing anything bad since I would not want to get a hooker when I am drunk, it's an asshole thing to do imo but I will hit up somebody on dating apps
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>>33916130
>in >2 years
lol
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I love hating women :)
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>>33916124
oh you're also reading a japanese book :0
are you liking it so far?
>>33916132
what are they about?
>>33916134
oh man I don't think I would be able to read while exercising it's already hard enough to read at work with all the noise from people, it's cool that you can do that
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>>33916115
f i haven't read a lot this year, the latest one was a runescape book (it was gifted to me). i also read that one kaiji oneshot recently.
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>>33916112
No, Just go explore the net. There is little communities in many places still. Personally I like chats. Art generators with chats but you will find something if you look.
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>>33916001
Pretty insightful answer lol
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>the tranner can't even read on an elementary school level
kek'd
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>>33915949
I'm an autist with no social skills who wears deodorant thank you very much
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>>33916115
F
I'm reading the apothecary diaries manga, and some biographies of emperor Franz Josef. Btw new SxF chapter tomorrow
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>>33916140
It's easy to do with mid effort cardio and the only way to do such activity without being bored silly (also listening to mid 2000s alternative at the same time)
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>>33915943
good for him? sounds like a healthy person
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>>33916102
I could give cold approaching more of a shot. Where do I do it? I went to a club but I only got hit on by gay guys and the women were in their groups and I didn’t want to bother them. Maybe they wouldn’t have mind idk
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>>33915693
I'm a dude, but yes, everyone can tell
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>>33916146
What would a wife add to your life
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>>33916150
what is SxF?
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>>33916115
Based on the game?
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>>33916115
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>>33916155
Fun, joy, love, companionship, hopefully some kids
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>>33916125
It was never only about looks.
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>>33916157
Spy x Family
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>>33916154
Okay, I'll use deodorant on my cock next time I jerk off in public.
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where do I find flat women with a cute face
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>>33915693
M
Cum has a very distinct and noticeable smell. Bitter and kind of salty.
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>>33916162
Do you think you'd be able to get these (except the kids ofc) even if you never find a wife?
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>>33916158
the game is a sequel to the book actually
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>>33916140
>are you liking it so far?
Yes, it's a very interesting book about a 36 year old divorced Japanese woman with a preteen daughter. She's realized that she's pregnant from a casual relationship with one of her ex-husband's friends and it now thinking about what she should do. The book focuses a lot on her difficult relationship with her daughter and her sister who is the more "responsible" one.
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>>33916177
Yeah, albeit in much less rewarding ways
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>>33916141
didn't know there was a runescape book, is it good?
>>33916150
>Btw new SxF chapter tomorrow
nice! um I don't know what that is but I assume you like it so that's very nice
>>33916180
sounds heavy, is it a sad book?
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>>33916181
>albeit in much less rewarding ways
Understandable
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>>33916170
>>33916154
>>33916173
There's a tree called the Bradford Pear Tree that smells like cum when its flowers bloom. Because of this tree, even virgin women know what cum smells like. So what happens is you get used to the smell around you but other people notice how pungent it is.

t. noticed how women treated me differently when I stopped jizzing in my underwear as a teen
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>>33916186
you have cum trees in the US? that's cool
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>>33916186
>Bradford Pear Tree
Uhh what does that smell like
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>>33916094
What game is this?
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>>33916183
>sounds heavy, is it a sad book?
I mean it's nothing too dramatic, it's more about the emotional complications of the events in this woman's life. It's told from her perspective so you get into her feelings about the divorce, her sister, her daughter, other failed relationships, her living situation etc. It's pretty short, only 150 pages.
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>>33916186
I don't believe in the smell of cum. When I was a teenager, I masturbated about 100 times a week in my room, but my mother never found out. Even when she found the stack of tissues, I just told her I spilled some juice, and she believed it because she never questioned me or called me out for masturbating.
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>>33916186
Ha, yup. They grow where I live. They stink.
>>33916193
Sort of like salt dough. Very funky and bitter.
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I will NOT talk to women.
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>>33916200
She knew and just didn't want to talk about it. Your mom knows what cum looks and smells like or else you wouldn't exist
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>>33916200
>but my mother never found out
Men are so oblivious.
>she never questioned me or called me out for masturbating.
Why would she do that? She 100% knew you were jorking it.
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>>33916185
Why did this post get deleted?
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>>33916184
I just won't feel like much of a man until I get married, unfortunately
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A girl added me on IG and I don't know them, but we have a few mutual followers. I think she's a bot because she almost immediately dm'd me after sitting on the follow request for months. Should I ask her to say "nigger" to prove she's not a bot?

>>33916183
NTA
SxF is referring to SpyxFamily

>>33916200
Well, some parents pretend to not notice that their kids are jerking off
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>>33916206
It is from the known thread pedophile
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>>33916206
Because he asked to get banned and is defending being a pedophile, probably
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>>33916206
because while it's true that 19-year-olds are annoying, it's because they're too fucking young
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>>33914919
Stay redneck.
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>>33916207
Yeah imo getting married and having a family is probably the most fulfilling thing you can do, but as I get older and still don't have a relationship I'm starting to wonder if I can at least be satisfied with life on my own
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My mom knew I was jerking it, because of course she did, she did my laundry and saw cum in all of my underwear. She told me if I continued doing it, I'd be terrible at sex.
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>>33916186
>jizzing in my underwear
How bad is it if it happens to me when talking to women about mundane things while not having any perverse thoughts? I can't help it, I might unironically become a hermit.
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I posed my discord on /soc/ the other day and got a friend request within the hour from a woman who read what I was looking for, knew it wasn't her, didn't care and decided I should talk to her anyways
"white man lover" in bio. Couldn't tell if she was a real person or not but wished her luck on the white man hunt regardless
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>>33916218
It's not an actual nut, but there is a very high chance I'll be leaking.
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>>33916186
>>33916218
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

Didn't expect people like you actually exist.
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>>33916225
I'm touch starved and have a high libido.
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Is this just because of the 4chan demographic, or did most other guys really grow up cumming in their pants all the time? This is so weird to me
Don't think I've ever done that outside of wet dreams
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what can I do to distract myself from feeling unwanted by my bf? I've told him everything im feeling and I don't think theres anything else i can do to fix it for now so I want to just wait for things to get better.

I think anything social would help me but i don't have anyone to talk to. maybe just hanging out at the library and being in the presence of people would help. Maybe a distracting show to watch
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>>33916230
Are you fat?
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>>33916140
the current one is about some alien cockroach magical girls who have to kiss each other to transform.
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>>33916230
go shopping
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>>33916227
So have I been for like two decades.
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>>33916228
M

It's definitely the worst way to deal with cleaning up after jerking off, but it does happen. I distinctly remember being visibly disgusted by one friend in my dorm because I accidentally saw the MASSIVE bleach stain his cum had done to his underwear from God knows how long of abuse. Of all the things we talked about, we never discussed that aspect of jerking off though.
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>>33916215
You surely can. Monks don't tend to kill themselves
But I do not want a monastic life, myself. I doubt God wants that for me either
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>>33916232
I am thin.
>>33916234
Honestly not a bad idea I feel like walking around the mall would cheer me up thanks
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>>33916230
>bragging about having a partner while disguising it as an advice request
/adv/? more like r/advice.
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It’s Okay To Love Emo Anthony
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>>33916240
You can go back there any time you'd like anon
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>>33916218
Please at least tell me girls can't easily smell me leaking. I'll actually have to stop approaching women to stop embarrassing myself.
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>>33916239
>I am thin.
Then do you literally never put out, or something? I can't figure out why a guy wouldn't want you constantly.
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>>33916241
I keep trying to find the right excuse to post this but am just gonna go ahead and post it anyways even though it isn't really the right time
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>>33916242
why would I do this if 4chan is basically reddit nowadays?
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>>33916243
NTA
precum isn't as pungent as cum, you're fine
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>>33916247
Oh wow, you really did come here from there, didn't you
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>>33916230
Sex me.
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Both genders

what are you most embarrassed/resentful/etc about yourself? Like if you had to name one thing, what would you pick as your least appreciated quality in your OWN eyes? Do you think others would feel this way about your view? Or is it something others don't care about but you personally derive serious negativity from?
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>>33916244
Nope if anything I am the more horny one.
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>>33916246
“And” I don’t deserve to get hated on for my one preference
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>>33916063
This economy man. scary
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>>33916241
No. He dead. Let him go.
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>>33916251
M
my face
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>>33916253
Did you date an asexual or something? I can't figure out what's wrong with the guy. It seems like you could do better.
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>>33916258
He lives in the spirit of the trees and streets
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>>33916251
M
I lapse into self-deprecation around other people too often, and it makes them uncomfortable. It's especially unbecoming because I always tell my family and friends not to do that to themselves, making me a hypocrite
I'm also prone to addiction, and my lack of self-control when it comes to my vices embarrasses me pretty heavily
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>>33916251
F, I'm a recluse and occasionally a flake. It has definitely damaged my social life, but there are people who still appreciate my company and I theirs. I honestly wish I could show up for these people more.
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>>33916251
M
Overweightness or maybe needing to clean more around the home
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>>33916256
I know and I love your bit. I just thought you should have that jpg
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I’m about to sleep with a fullish bladder, I hope I don’t pee my bed
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>>33916270
Go to the batchroom you big palooka
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>>33916251
M
That I am too scared of everyone and can rarely show who I really am to other people
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>>33916268
Thank you <3
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>>33915964
most men cant just call up a girl to come fuck
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Mfw the only moid who has made me wet irl is really annoying
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>>33915649
Just ghost like the other anon said. I know it sounds harsh but being small there is really not something you can recover from, you'll get the urge to cheat and "get it out of your system" over time, which will lead to guilt and then resentment for your small man. And even if none of that happens, it's a well-researched fact that anyone who can't be satisfied by their lover begins to stop respecting them at a base level. This is in spite of any self-awareness of the issue, it's not possible to respect someone who cant make you cum long-term. This goes for men and women, though the former is obviously the more common culprit due to penis size issues.
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>>33916270
>not having multiple piss bottles at hand
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>>33916251
M
>what are you most embarrassed/resentful/etc about yourself?
My height (5'8"). It used to be my slight autism, but then I found out Chad and Tyrone can be as weird as they want, so I don't care much about it anymore.
I also personally don't have a problem with being white, but have this cognitive dissonance where I'm pretty sure white women hate white men despite everyone telling me the opposite - but then again, this loops back to me not being able to truly understand "normal" people.
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>>33915997
mention an activity you want to go on but have noone to take with you, make sure the activity is a 2 person thing.
make physical contact
message him out of the blue
compliment something about him
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>>33916251
M
Giving a certain woman more than one chance.
Hell, I kind of hate myself for giving her even just one chance.
I was stupid and delusional.
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>>33916279
more proof than women don't really care about personality, only looks.
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>>33916251
F
My sorry excuse for boobs
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>"foid" account
>300 followers but only 30 following
>lots of pictures, but only 1-2 likes and zero comments (every foid account I follow has 10-20 comments on every post with the girls calling each other beautiful)
>immediately DMs me
This is a bot, right?
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>>33916279
Lol
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>>33916263
Spirit of the trees is certainly not where I'd expect to find an emonthony. Maybe in the streets.
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>>33916019
based and sumerpilled
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>>33916287
In my defence, he is particularly handsome
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>>33916266
>>33916274
That's more or less a choice.
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>>33916270
This just makes for bad unrestful sleep.
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>>33914510
Disgusting
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>>33916289
>immediately DMs me
>DM'd a male
It 10000% a bot.
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>>33916251
M

No exaggeration but
>small penis
>ugly
>used to be fat, loose skin now
>manipulative (got my current promotion by lying about another worker and kissing my old product manager's ass like my life depended on it)
>not socially well adapted
>emotionally stunted
>extremely self-loathing, to an almost suicidal level at times
>equally misanthropic, never see much good in people or anything worth liking
>impulsive and addictive personality
I'm objectively a quite worthless and revolting human being. I also don't love anyone in my life, never really had a deep emotional love for someone aside from my parents somewhat.
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>>33916288
Are they too small for chads hands?
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>>33916294
In my defence, you only confirmed what I said
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>>33916288
They can’t be that bad. They’re boobs
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>>33916260
nope I think his mind is just occupied with stess and life things. I don't think I could, I've never met someone I like being around so much
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>>33914524
I've never received one. I'd kinda like to but that would probably make the moid push for anal sex which I'm terribly scared of
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>>33916251
I'm too dumb to make it in a academic field
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>>33916305
No I didn't confirm your stupid overgeneralisation
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>>33916288
*slaps em across the screen*
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>>33916303
Are you Ryan Gosling? Because that's literally me (except for the manipulative part)
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>>33916309
That’s actually exactly where the line is for me. I’d eat ass if a woman I really liked asked me to, but I think anal sex is gross
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Women
>Above average height and penis
>Good hygiene
>car
>Apartments
>investments

I'll pick.you up at 8. Dress up we're going places
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>>33916311
>I say women only care about personality
>"yeah he makes me wet despite being annoying because he is handsome, but this doesn't prove what you said"
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>>33916290
Yikes
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>>33916318
Fuck women
Why do you care what women say?
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>>33916316
thats crazy bro
they let me hit because im goofy
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>>33916318
*only care about looks, not personality
Sorry, I'm kinda sleepy rn
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>>33916318
>Repeats stupid overgeneralization
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>>33916319
Tragic
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>>33916309
i think the men love anal sex thing is kinda overrated. Neither I nor any of my friends have ever said in any context about sex that we'd want to stick ourselves inside a girls butt, even saying you'd eat a girls ass gets a few mocking jokes and faux-disgust on its own. Also the fact that women dont really derive physical sensation from it is a massive turnoff for men.
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>>33916320
Because, unfortunately, the only way of getting pussy is by interacting with women.
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>>33916326
>Also the fact that women dont really derive physical sensation from it is a massive turnoff for men.
M
Yes, that’s what kills it for me. Plus poop comes from there
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>>33916316
Yeah nice but I'm a poorfag so you should buy me a nice classy evening gown and jewelry, I don't want to look like a beggar next to you
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>go on dating app
>the only women with anime and vidya listed on their profiles are FAT
Women, is it really so hard to lose weight? It's literally all you have to do. Most male nerdniggas have no problem not being fat.
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>>33916326
>women dont really derive physical sensation from [a penis up the butt]
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>>33916328
That was not the point
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Eating foid’s butt
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>>33916295
wrong
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>>33916331
If you want a non-fat gamer girl gf your options are to find a gf with an older brother who has the same taste as you or you're gonna have to find a girl who wants to adopt all your hobbies
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>>33916330
You're probably just lazy
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>>33916331
>the only women with anime and vidya
Why do you need a woman who likes all the exact same shit you do?
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>>33916324
>confirms what I said
>says it doesn't confirm what I said
>calls it a stupid overgeneralization without any proof of it
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>be me
>13 years old
>playing some RPG, I forget what
>grandparents are visiting
>Grandpa asks me what enemy it is I'm fighting
>I tell him it's a Mutant Rat
>"Mutant Rat, huh? Sounds kinda like your grandma"
I laughed, but now that I look back that was kind of a shitty thing for him to say, wasn't it
Why were dudes born in the 1930s such jackasses
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>>33916326
>>33916314
I wish that was true, BUT:
>porn is directed at moids
>there's tons of anal porn videos
Conclusion: moids want anal
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Ugh fat women are repulsive
Like, you literally had ONE job and you failed.
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>>33916331
for me it was hard to be invested in my health and video games at the same time (former fatty gamer)
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>>33916341
Your retardation is unironically making me dry as sand. Muh "only looks", shut the fuck up already uggo moid
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What the fuck even looks good on persian, arab and indian women other than hijab and traditional clothing?
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>>33916331
You're looking at this the wrong way. Any woman into anime or video games who's not a landwhale would never be on dating apps, since every man would be tripping over themselves to be with her.
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It's funny because reading the self-deprecation and pitying ITT is always about penis size, height looks and other un-alterable stuff But the only real "fumble" ive ever had in my entire life is that I went through a phase in college of being a total shut in incel when studying for my undergrad degree, and developed extreme romantic obsession with a fictional character despite having access to real women and even being offered to go out more than once. Then one day at my apartment I left my pc on and she saw the 30+ bookmarks I had of different wikias, pages related to the series, fan artists, fanfiction pages, my wallpaper, etc and I had to explain it all to her. The monologue I gave to try and downplay it woke me up and showed me how absolutely, legitimately insane I was becoming and I deleted everything and started going to every social function that would allow me. Sometimes I still think about how much worse it could've gotten.
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>>33916340
Nta
Maybe because he doesn't want to do boring stuff like go to the opera or spend an hour getting the perfectly lit instatok pic
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>>33916344
Based
Women are just that after you marry them
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>>33916251
M
BPD
I was always called out on how fast and random my mood swings are. For example, I could want to go somewhere, but when we got there, I'd be like, "That was so fucking boring, why are we even here?".
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>>33916341
NTA, but you're a massive faggot for using one example as an excuse for generalizing a whole half the planet, and a double faggot for thinking you're not the one who needs to defend such an extreme claim with more substantial evidence yourself.
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>>33916346
>you literally had ONE job
This is such bullshit.
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>>33916331
That is not my experience at all.
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>>33916313
There is no moid on here like Gosling from drive. Why even live
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>>33916345
Actually
>porn industry is controlled by [REDACTED]
>porn is directed at moids
>there's tons of anal porn videos
Conclusion: [REDACTED]
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>>33916349
>Openly admits getting wet for annoying Chad while claiming personality matters
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>>33916352
Who was the character
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>>33916345
I mean you're not wrong but I still seriously doubt the majority of men see it as some sort of insanely appealing fantasy. It's like the anime fans that make memes about "mommy" characters - most men don't actually want a dominant woman that controls their life whatsoever, and the ones that do are likely stunted mama's boys that should be avoided.
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>>33916350
Cultures with forced marriages have the ugliest men and women because they evade evolution. You just marry cousins and neighbours and you get ugly dysgenic apes
Its evolution backwards basically
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>>33916335
Nah it correct just be better
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I actually feel sick to my stomach why is she ignoring me what did I do to her we are grown adults and she can contact me anytime. Why be a bitch. Is anything that serious
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>>33916357
Triggered fatty detected
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>>33916367
Moid she's moved on to the next guy. It was just your turn
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>>33916353
Most people don't spend that much time doing their hobbies, and stuff like Manga and Vidya aren't usually something you do with people that much. So having compatible hobbies should be pretty low on your criteria for a girlfriend.
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>>33916369
I'm not a moid I'm talking about some girl I know. She's 27 btw
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>>33916367
She just doesn't like yoy
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>>33916356
I witness examples like that every fucking day in real life and you do too, you just don't notice it (or, more likely, choose to not notice it)
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>>33916349
Please stop posting, that's embarrassing. I hope you're a larping man
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>>33916362
Meanwhile you are ugly AND have a repulsive personality. Pick a struggle
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>>33916364
I think dominating a woman, inflicting pain on her, degrading her while satisfying your sexual urges is a common moid fantasy
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>>33916367
Drop avoida ts assp
Dont give people who cant keep up your energy your time
They are not worth it
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>>33916367
Did anything happen or what
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>>33916370
So what you just sit there and talk..... Holy shit no wonder you can't get laid
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Engineers, do you actually sit down and do calculus regularly in your job?
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Atoga maxim: if she sucks at sucking, she sucks at fucking
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>>33916383
I have msc in CE but I've never had a job
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>>33916366
damn could have never thought abotu that myself
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>>33916375
>doesn't know what I look like, but instantly calls my ugly because being attractive is all what women care on men
LMAO
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>>33916383
Most engineers are basically project managers
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>>33916384
Not really true in my experience
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>>33916363
Kim from better call saul. I was in an extremely bad mental state (rampant vyvanse abuse + spending 12 hours a day studying + dad died + bad diet/exercise habits) so I guess I just started slipping into this odd fantasy where I'd obsess over it constantly and feel utterly intense emotion every time she was onscreen. Very weird time
>>33916383
Yes but it's not like your job is just sitting there (in most cases) doing math problems. It's about the application to solve an issue, or in my case performing failure analysis on something that failed to solve an issue. Materials science is really cool.
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>>33916387
Why would you think a moid does anything or has personality? All you are is your cock and face
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>>33916382
Nta but you don't have to share every single hobby and spend all your time together. Not only is it unrealistic but I think that having quality alone time is just as important in a relationship as doing other stuff together
>>
Gender
What do you wear at home?
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>>33916386
There you go now you can go ahead and be a decent human being.
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>>33916394
Uuuuh MOIIIID MOIDNOIDMOID STUPID M O I D
The joke became stale a long time ago
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>tfw I share the same thread with filthy eng*neers
If you don't wear a white coat, don't talk to me.
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>>33916398
Quick jack off and come back moid I heard it manages your anger
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>>33916395
Need me a gf who thinks like this instead of wanting all of my attention and getting mad when I do things
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>>33916396
f
panties and socks
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>>33916396
Your face on my dick
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>>33916399
I should have been an engineer t. white coat wearer
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>>33916396
M
Fleece pajama pants, a t-shirt, and a fleece robe. I fucking love fleece.
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>>33916396
M
Gym shorts and a t-shirt. Pajama pants and socks instead if it’s cold, no pants if it’s hot
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>>33916396
f.
shorts/pants over shorts, old tshirts, socks/no socks, sweater/no sweater. I dress as if I were a neet, im not
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>>33916394
>Why would you think a moid does anything or has personality?
You realise this goes both ways, right?
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>>33916396
M
Basketball shorts and a t shirt.
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Why are women so afraid of commitment?
Are they just pretending to want a relationship on their dating profile only to have sex with me?
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>>33916399
you got soft hands brother
CNC for life
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>>33916396
M
Nothing
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>>33916400
Why won't you suck my dick instead
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>>33916399
Fuck you you welfare queen
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>>33916287
as a misogynist both by hobby and trade, I will defend m'lady just this one time by pointing out a LOT of men will put up with an extreme amount of bullshit in exchange for a pretty face and some nice tits.
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>>33916396
M
Sweatpants and t-shirt
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>>33916395
Uhh wanna know how I know you've maybe only had short ldrs. Cause that's not how relationships work. What alone time once your moved in together....
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>>33916404
nurses don't count.
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>>33916402
>>33916408
Hot and fuckable
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>>33916409
Only for women 18-25
>>33916414
Only of it's 7"
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>>33916399
Hateful little prick, go away.
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>>33916403
*slurp*
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>>33916421
>Only of it's 7"
Sorry, we're out of size XS
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>>33916399
Unless you're in the .1% of "scientists" that actually have the intellect and skills to make real, material and groundbreaking discoveries in your field, I don't want to hear you speak either, labmonkey. Enjoy your dogshit pay and neurotic coworkers.
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>>33916396
Nothing don't feel the need to cover up. Noone is in my apt anyway. Even when there's a guy here I'm still naked
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>>33916372
Why not??? I don't like her either but I'm not a bitch to her face lfmao
>>33916379
I have to interact with her sometimes for work and now it's weird
>>33916381
No not that I know of??
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>>33916424
Good girl
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>>33916425
Silly moid anyone on this board has less then four that's why moids are here
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Thinking about driving to a different country tomorrow.
Thoughts that happend when I had a drink or four.
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>>33916430
>No not that I know of??
>I don't like her either but I'm not a bitch to her face lfmao
lol anon she can tell you think she’s a bitch and has decided to be one to you in response
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>>33916426
>scientists
I'm a doctor, anon.
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>>33916419
Not a nurse
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>>33916435
Instead rape a prostitute
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Men
what is your bleed out spot?
women dont understand the concept
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>>33916430
You are exceptionally mentally ill.
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>>33916434
If bitches just chose men for nice dicks I would be swimming in bitches
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>>33916440
tik tok slop
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>>33916437
Don't scientists wear white coats though too. Tesla had a white coat
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>>33916439
Ew no.
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>>33916437
He looks kinda like me
Only I'm just a caveman and not a doctor lel
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>>33916442
do you even show your dick to every woman you meet? how would they know
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>>33916440
My scrotum. I was bleeding out of it a few days ago and had to go to the ER about it.
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>>33916437
So you're an egotistical midwit with massive debt and janny-tier working conditions?
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>>33916445
Then your not depressed enough
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>>33916440
The White House lawn at night, bathed in the light of a large fire
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>>33916451
I wish I could that would be so cool but only if they show me their private bits too
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>>33916393
>Kim from better call saul
Did you watch the Pluribus premiere?
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>>33916418
>What alone time once your moved in together....
You're speedrunning divorce
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>>33916440
stfu
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>>33916373
Post proof, faggot. You have to justify generalizing 4 billion women, lets see any meaningful evidence beyond your very limited social life.
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>>33916444
>Don't scientists wear white coats though too
Only the types who work in labs (mostly in chemistry).
White coats are a safety thing, not a "smart people uniform" like the average person thinks it is.
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>>33916454
I am not depressed at all. lol
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Today, all I ate was vanilla pudding and cock zero.
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I read the word panties and am now thinking about them.
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Women don't understand love, love is inherently masculine emotion
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>>33916396
F. Granny panties, basketball shorts, and a tshirt.
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>>33916444
Tesla caused a huge meteor to hit siberia with his mind after day 3000 of no fap no contact at all with women
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>>33916464
I ate zero cock too but I'm not gay so...
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>>33916462
Well doctors just give you pills and don't do anything while scientists make discoveries and shit
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>>33916467
I love how all the women here describe their panties.
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>>33916464
>tfw also spent more time today with dick in my mouth than food in my mouth
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>going into debt for med school
I fucking love being a euro
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>>33916467
Women be wafting twat smell all over the apartment.
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>>33916251
Lots to choose from honestly but if I had to pick a single thing and focusing on resentful over embarrassing, I am a very self-destructive person and am prone to general resentment. It is very easy for me to channel negative energy I feel into self-loathing or starting fights with other people (this only happens to those closest to me, it is easier to control myself when I am not THAT comfortable with the person, but once I reach that stage where being with them feels like being alone, it gets really hard). For my boyfriend he would absolutely say this is my worst quality too. But for others in my life I think they would name other stuff because they see glimpses of it sometimes but not the full depth and scope of it. By far most is internalized anyway so others might be less aware but I am very much.
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>>33916471
Was it unflattering enough?
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>>33916470
Pharmacists and nurses are scum and give the whole field a bad image.
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>>33916471
I wear exclusively adult eroticwear for bras and panties
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>>33916474
American cops make more than European doctors, I'd rather go into debt
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>>33916478
Quite the opposite
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>>33916481
God bless you. What about today’s
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>>33916473
Fuck you, I've already masturbated 15 times today. This will be the 16th.
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>>33916481
Honestly doesn't do nothing in my pants
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>>33916411
Not all but insofar that this is a thing, I feel it's mostly that there is a lot of pressure on women to not "waste time" on guys they develop feelings for fast but are not compatible enough with (or stable enough as a couple) to last long term. So for many women it's less that they are willing to give it a shot unless given reason otherwise and more that they are looking for the guy that sweeps them off their feet before they start investing. Not saying it's a good strategy but it can be a thing.
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Everyone itt who wears basketball shorts at home must watch this video if they haven’t already.
https://vimeo.com/24524593
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>>33916404
I hate being an engineer, it's so boring and the math is not even challenging. I should have gone for philosophy/pure math instead
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>>33916474
>make nothing by comparison even compared to shit tier physicians
this is the worst field to flex being a euro in, lmao
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>>33916484
Today is the rose lace apron from Victoria secret. In pink
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>>33916492
>I should have gone for philosophy/pure math instead
Why don't you?
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I'm an ass guy ngl
The perfect pair of panties makes my pp go tingly
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>>33916480
Nta I heard a story about a doctor who tried to pin one of his mistakes to the nurse he was fucking. They ended up in court
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>>33916481
Good maleslut.
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>>33916491
Make a webm if you want your shit watched don't give us an errand at best and virus at worst
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>>33916340
>>33916353
>>33916331
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>>33916494
Too tryhard
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I like how you can just type f then describe some random panties off of Google and make some incel cum miles away
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>>33916503
I'm not I have about 30 different looks from Victoria secret.
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>>33916454
NTA. The next level of depression is wanting to spend time with an escort - not so much for the sex but for the experience of talking to a woman while the transactional nature of our interaction is clearly known, understood and accepted. Then I'd actually feel at ease, something the current gender dynamics rarely allow for.
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>>33916498
Surprisingly common.
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European/American (Leafs/Aussies/NZs - no thank you), White Women:
Any advice for an Indian lad who wants to date you?
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You're telling me, I have to be financially stable to date broke foids? and they come prefucked?
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>>33916501
Whatever faggot
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>>33916502
I'd like a boyfriend with a vagina and boobs. It would be preferable if she could also bear children, but that's not a requirement.
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>>33916494
Pretty hot ty ma’am
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>>33916478
the girl I like looks good no matter what she wears, because she's the one wearing it
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>>33914540
>>33914534
>>33914510
>>33914662

Snowbunny supremacy.
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I respect financebros more than doctors, at least they provide a useful service
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>>33916436
Lol okay fair but how would she know.. I never did anything to her other exchange pleasantries
>>33916441
Why
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>>33915605
un... why did you post that webm?
Disgusting freak.
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>>33916504
https://youtu.be/BV8APWO6_Io&t=23s
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>>33916434
no I'm 7.5
i'm only 5'10 though
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>>33916520
Because you claim to not care about her yet have such an insane reaction.
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>>33916524
I didn't care about her until she completely ignored me 5 times when I tried to say hi and talk to her, while talking to other people next to me. Even her boyfriend came over and talked to me
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>>33916520
>Lol okay fair but how would she know.. I never did anything to her other exchange pleasantries
She could probably tell you were consciously trying to be nice to her instead of just being at ease with her. Goofball
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>>33916508
>tfw I'll never get to date a white girl despite being a white dude because I live in a third world shithole, meanwhile indians living in white countries get to see hundreds of white women everyday
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Need foid butt in my lap
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>>33916529
Why would you want to date white girls?
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>>33916529
Move to the west. simple as.
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>>33916527
As I said, you seem extremely mentally ill.
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>>33916528
The first few times WERE effortless because I barely knew her and thought she was nice. But even the first time I spoke to her she was standoffish but whatever. I was being polite yesterday and only forcing it because I was giving her the benefit of the doubt and thought she couldn't hear me. Lol
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>>33916532
Not him, but they’re really hot and make me laugh sometimes
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>>33916535
Just have sex with another girl why would a moid hang on to one single girl
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>>33916534
You don't understand female drama

Anyway I don't care anymore except for the fact that she scares the shit out of me I don't know if she's a vengeful person or not
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>>33916535
lol can’t win ‘em all
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>>33916537
I am a girl you tard
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>>33916340
I'd like my girlfriend to also be my best friend, of course. If we have nothing in common... what would we even do together? What would we talk about?
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>>33916538
>You don't understand female drama
You shut your fucking retarded face, retarded cunt.
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>>33916540
So become bisexual give her kiss mabye she will warm up then
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>>33916532
Because they are beautiful?
>>33916533
I really want, anon, but neither the US or the UK look very good right now, and no matter how hard I tried I couldn't get german to fit in my head.
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>>33916541
Nothing it's just a sexual relationship at that point just prostitution
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>>33916541
Nta but not sharing your hobbies with a woman doesn’t mean you couldn’t have anything in common with each other
You could share the same values and goals with each other, and your personalities could align well
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>>33916548
No it doesn't work
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>>33916548
I agree. This all or nothing mentality is really weird
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>>33916331
The problem is that women who are even remotely alright looking are either never single or game their way through dating apps whilst being single (but fucking and using men constantly). So the ones you get to see aren't truly representative of the female population into anime in vidya. This, of course, isn't helpful because at the end of the day you stand no chance with looksmatched women (due to their hypergamy).
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>>33916549
I’ve dated a woman who had the same hobbies as me, and that didn’t work because we didn’t have the same goals or values
>>33916551
It’s a very juvenile way of looking at dating that doesn’t really place any importance on marriage or starting a family, I don’t think
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>>33916554
why would you date someone who didn't share values as for families or starting one why not just have a child then walk out on the moid.
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>>33916505
Well that's what I call tryhard
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>>33916560
I’m a man
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>>33916529
It's really fucked up, innit?
Same situation, but "first world" country.

> Indians complaining really annoy me, btw.
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>>33916561
Really I'm just a foid who doesn't want to look retarded when I have sex
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>>33916475
I live in a house, and I keep it and my pussy very clean.
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>>33916351
>women know how easy it is to get men interested in them yet they still choose to dye their hair puke green and then march in the streets nude with period blood dribbling down their thighs
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I would be fucking stoked to date a woman who always wore lingerie
I’ve always wanted to buy some for a woman but never got the chance
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>>33916532
Because they pink.
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>>33916564
And there you are, looking retarded when you have sex
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>>33916562
And? Why should I stay with a guy who doesn't share anything might as well have a child if he's hot enough then he can pay the rest of his life and not see my child. Why stay in a relationship at all
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>>33916531
Would you let your gf sit in your lap while she posts on ATOGA?
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>6'4
>so ugly that it never even gets women to talk to me
we're reaching thermonuclear extinction event levels of over
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>>33916567
Yes because you are a creep
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>>33916564
That's 80% your face, 15% your pose and 5% what you wear.
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>>33916569
What? Why would you date a lazy foid who just looks like shit all the time fucking gross
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>>33916572
Maybe, but I get jealous easily
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>>33916483
What if it's stained from a decade of snail trails?
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>>33916567
>buying lingerie for a woman
kek retard
what's next, you are buying her lube so you can try to force her to have anal sex?
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>>33916578
I think you are a man
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>>33916576
Not really. The last woman I dated didn’t want to wear any, and the woman before that insisted on buying her own
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>>33916251
>what are you most embarrassed/resentful/etc about yourself?
M, the low amount of sexual partners I've had in my life.
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>>33916574
you dun messed up somewhere.
All TOL Chads get women easily, GG.
Maybe your posture is crap, or... you dress poorly?
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>>33916581
Hot.
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>>33916582
>trying to pretend like women don't get off from being forced to do stuff
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>>33916581
Depends, are you hot?
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>>33916582
No, anal sex is gross. I didn’t realize basic vanilla heterosexuality was so outlandish
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>>33916574
Feminine male moment, men are the ones who talk to women. You troons deserve to die alone.
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>>33916574
you are the male equivalent of a huge titty butterface, it's not over in the slightest
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>>33916584
That should have been obvious from the beginning.
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>>33916584
No I'm not sorry
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>>33916592
I think so. But I realize I'm not everyone's type. I'm not white.
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>>33916596
>>>/lgbt/
Captcha:AW0RM
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>>33916594
NTA but
>tries to talk to women
>get ignored at best
>made fun of at worst
Also, women approach Chad, so your statement is just false.
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>>33916594
>t. can't cook, clean, mend clothes, or properly take care of children
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>>33916574
>6'4
At least your face is out of my field of view
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>>33916574
I mean looks do matter to a certain extent, but when the ZAMBIE apocalypse happens, Giants will inherit the Earth... AND the Women
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>>33916598
Oh nooooo it could've been us
Well how brown are you?
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>>33916605
shut up, bitch!
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>>33916602
I can do all that but not for a moid who isn't interested enough to talk to me first
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>>33916608
OK very brown then, I see
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>>33916565
Pink
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Moids what's your favorite lingerie
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>the worst hours
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>>33916612
>lingerie
None. I prefer naked
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>>33916598
As long as you have big boobs, you like jizz, and you don't constantly ask strangers on the internet about their dick sizes, you should be fine.
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>>33916612
Purple with the butterfly design (not print).
Classic black or white cotton lingerie is great, too.
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>>33916604
Lies and fake news.
In a zombie apocalypse, people with guns and bunkers will inherit the earth, no matter their height.
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>>33916615
What's your dick size moid
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>>33916614
The only acceptable answer
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>>33916612
For women or me?
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>>33916602
>t. troon who stutters when speaking to women
>still thinks it can demand anything but a single mom gf
lmaoing at this retard
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>>33916612
Anything with a garter belt drives me insane. Lace is hotter to me than just sheer fabric.
Crotchless panties don’t really do much for me either since half the appeal for me is either sliding them off or pulling them to the side.
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>>33916618
Enough to make you squeal hun
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>>33916612
None. I don't wear lingerie.
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>>33916601
Words of a feminine male. Must be pure mental illness, or good ragebait ngl.
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>>33916612
American flag bikinis.
I'm not american btw.
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>>33916612
I've never looked at lingerie by itself, and I've never had a woman wear lingerie for me, so I don't know. Honestly, the act of a woman wearing something sexy for me would be the far hotter component than the details of whatever she wears to do so.
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>>33916612
Classic black (eitehr two pieces or one), with black thighs and hills
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>>33916628
Do Euros like American Women?
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>>33916612
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I’d like it if femanon wore lingerie for me
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>>33916609
>>33916622
>t. unmarried and childless at 27
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>>33916627
>resorts to ad hominem without even saying why I'm wrong
Woman moment 9000
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>>33916631
>Do Euros like landwhales
Yes we like to hunt them for they make excellent food in the cold euro winter
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>>33916542
See
>>33916543
No
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>>33916612
How the fuck am I suppose to know. I'm still a virgin.
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>>33916612
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>>33916612
lacy? idk
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>>33916636
>Pot calling the kettle black
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>>33916643
Hot
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>>33916636
Just lie to someone and have a kid with them simple as
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>>33916631
I'm not euro and I don't care if they are american or not, I just have post-911 2000s nostalgia, and movies with blonde women doing carwash while wearing american flag bras is a staple of that era.
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>>33916612
garter belts and thigh highs
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Foids
If you could have seggs with anyone right now would you and who is it?
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>>33916643
pedo
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>>33916652
I mean you can go to a club and fuck someone. It's not hard as a foid.
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>>33916652
I'm waiting for marriage
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I wish men had a lingerie
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>>33916654
OP didn't ask you trannies.
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>>33916645
the difference is I'm not the one bragging about how easy it is for me to have a family
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>>33916631
The non-obese ones, yes. American pop-culture has had a tremendous influence on Europe.
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>>33916652
My ex
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>>33916658
They do
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>>33916662
I am not having sex with you.
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>>33916660
>bragging about how easy it is for me to have a family
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>>33916652
My 2.5 meter tall elf AI girlfriend.
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>>33916670
Brown eyes hard pass
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>>33916672
I just grabbed a random photo on google images.
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>>33916667
did you just learn how memes work or something? that isn't how that reaction image is used
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>>33916508
Not really. I don't like men who aren't white, personally.

>>33916652
F. Yeah. My husband.

>>33916672
Are you colorblind?
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>>33916663
I can feel my ovaries shriveling
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>>33916615
I have some bad news.
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>>33916643
ngl, I think it'd be insanely hot if I undressed a girl and she had hello kitty panties on
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>>33916676
But they can dress up too. It's just that it's not attractive at all
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>>33916663
That is mega disgusting, bro.
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>>33916666
Why not devil
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Italian men
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>>33916682
Or mega fappable guess what I'm doing rn
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>>33916670
I, too, wish I had a Snow GF (Elf is fine, too).
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Germanic women
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>>33916686
Are small and have small penis
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>>33916652
with anon
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>>33916689
snow women are evil
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>>33916691
What country are you from
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>>33916692
Why would you say that ew
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>>33916658
I wear these
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>>33916692
b-but we haven't even held hands yet >_<
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>>33916698
So small dick energy
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>>33916674
Teenage memelord hands
https://youtu.be/q3wmG73Ed0c&t=1m54s
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>>33916698
I almost replied to that anon and said we have Calvin Klein lol
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>>33916695
The Netherlands
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>>33916658
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>>33916690
Germanic men
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>>33916698
Klein means small in my language so I'm not wearing that that would be lying
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>>33916697
ahaha...

>>33916699
we have now ٩(ˊᗜˋ)و
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>>33916510
You don't have to do anything, I know plenty of girls who date broke men. You have to have some positive qualities, importantly being pleasant to be around.

>>33916396
F. Dresses, mostly. Sometimes with a cardigan. Today, sweatpants and a fleece because I'm cold and my back hurts too much to start the fire.
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>>33916676
>>33916682
NTA
I don't have the slightest desire to wear lingeries, but I do have the curiosity to wear femboy clothes (skirts, thigh highs, crop tops, whatever those arm "thigh highs" are called, cat ears, even chastity cages) in private but don't want to waste money on that.
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>>33916704
Hmm are you tall and blond?
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>>33916711
>we have now ٩(ˊᗜˋ)و
woah you're hand is so small and cold :0 I like it
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>>33916706
Heh. Makes me glad I never show my stomach in public.
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>>33916708
Hey I’m one of those, kind of. An Anglo-Saxon
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>>33916715
Yes
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>>33916594
i mean i DO talk to women but i always get turned down/politely let down easily. i know you gotta keep getting out there but so many rejections just starts to wear me down
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>>33916716
your*
fuck I made mistake >:((((
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>>33916718
>Anglo
Ew
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>>33916706
spammer retard is back again.
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>>33916717
Good, only your bf/husband should see it
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>>33916723
That’s kinda what I thought
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>>33916709
Klein is a surname in German, though.
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>>33916690
Russia
Italy
Swiss
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>>33916709
Underpromise so you can overdeliver.
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>>33916727
OK now what
It still means small and I'm not wearing that on my pants
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>>33916724
Who?

I just found that webm when I was looking for a lingerie pic and wanted an excuse to post it.
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>>33916718
>>33916723
>>33916726
Euros be like:
>white people, Germany
> :)
>white people, England
> :(
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Need pale foid butt in my lap or I’m going to start committing war crimes
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>>33916716
hehe im glad u like it ^-^

>>33916721
its ok, i make MANY typos lmao
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>>33916734
You can have them. My balls are sore, so I don't want anyone in my lap at all.
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>>33916733
I know lol fuck me I guess
Probably makes it even worse that I’m an American
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>>33916733
Anglos are everything chuds accuse jews of being
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Are Latinx girls more likely to be cuckqueans or is that just a trope?
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>>33916739
Oh fuck off. Fuck you
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>>33916719
Sex
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>>33916733
England rejected us.
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>>33916739
Trvth. Germanics are white jews.
>>33916742
He's right.
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>>33916743
Sure. Are you tall and blonde too?
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>>33916744
England isn't actually white they are interbred with dark meds. So they are half white like a american
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>>33916741
>cuckqueans
Not a real thing.
Cuckholding requires that you value your partner and fear losing them - women see mean as disposable and replaceable.
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>>33916746
No...
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The idea that there are vagina havers in the thread right now is very naughty indeed
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>>33916737
Understandable.
I’m losing my mind over here in my monastic cell
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>>33916683
It is kind of unsettling how often I get 666... and then somebody points it out.
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>>33916736
>hehe im glad u like it ^-^
*kisses your hand* :)
>its ok, i make MANY typos lmao
>I made a mistake and I'm not being harshly mocked and belittled
woah :0
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>>33916750
Oh, we've run in a problem here..
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>>33916753
What is happening
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>>33916753
I like it when I get 4444
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>>33916751
there are no women on /atoga/.
There are only male trolls roleplaying as women and newbies who think they are actually talking to women.
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>>33916718
Anon said Germanic.
Read properly.
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>>33916612
there are different types?
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>>33916751
the lies we tell ourselves
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>>33916759
I'm a actual woman in here
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>>33916751
it makes me queasy if I'm being honest
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>>33916757
You tell me?!
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>>33916761
The Anglo-Saxons migrated to Britain from Germany and Denmark, anon
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>>33916764
Wait do you have the woman parts too?
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>>33916766
Are you my ex
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>>33916764
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>>33916767
Anon, anon said Germanic, anon.
Anon, you are not Germanic, anon.
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>>33916769
Gross why don't men just get over ex's immediately like we do.
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>>33916733
The European infighting must staph!
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>>33916769
What is he like?
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>>33916776
That’s kinda their whole thing for most of history
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>>33916770
I mean I have a OFis that proof enough moid
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>>33916741
I have never seen such a blatant lie.
Stop with this weird-coomer shit.
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>>33916749
Thank you cuckold expert
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>>33916781
real?
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>>33916776
Yeah, I'll stop it by seducing a blond germanic and making lots of cute half-med babies
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>>33916714
I look good in them, but it certainly takes some preparation to hide my obviously male features so I look cute and not unsettling. Also, having rough sex on the bed in these clothes is not comfortable, but without them, I would still look male, so it would just be normal gay sex. Anyway, you should try it, crossdressing is fun.
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>>33916733
It's almost like "white" isn't an actual ethnicity and if you weren't a rootless worthless mutt-baby American you'd understand that. Retard.
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>>33916751
Not me...
dying forever alone.
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>>33916790
If your Italian don't have sons
Don't put a son through having a small dick
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>>33916781
My apologies, I didn't know that.
That's the most female thing one can do, and is damning proof that you are, indeed, a woman.
A real woman.
A strong, empowered, female woman.
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>>33916792
There are plenty of European wignats as well, let’s be real
It’s also a bit silly to pretend that the white race wasn’t an invention of the Europeans that colonized North America
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>>33916781
No link - no proof
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>>33916778
He's nice
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>>33916804
Wow, what an amazing description.
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>>33916782
Blatant lie? WDYM
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>>33916801
Not getting a ban on here moid sorry!
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>>33914510
Think I socially fucked up

>Boss invited me to her bday
>Wasn't planning drinking as I drove but she kept pressuring me and I felt like I was missing out.
>Went well, having fun
>Somehow ended up 1 on 1 with het making out for a bit
>I think after that I started to get a bit too touchy in front of her friends.
>Everyone started to leave one by one
>Other guests kept insisting I should get an uber home but retarded me thought since my car is there I'll just sleep it off in my car since it's more efficient.
>Boss kept saying I can't do that just sleep on the couch. But they kept encouraging the uber, while I wasn't getting the hint, thinking of efficiency of just sleeping in my car.
>Her few main remaining friends ended up staying with her in her room while I was on the couch.
>It hit me when I woke up that they probably thought I was going to take advantage of her.

Fuck. This was the first time I hung out with her , and her friends, out of work btw. Is my behaviour going to spread amongst them and will I be banned/pariahd from their social circle
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>>33916798
That's really fucking gross, I'm sorry your life turned out that way.
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>>33916810
are you mad at me
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Women are trash and I hate them so much.
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>>33916812
Nta
That's not how it works.
You have no OF.
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>>33916251
>looks
>awkward
>social anxiety
friends and family say i'm funny and interesting, but girls rarely get to see that side of me. i'm a shy quiet guy.
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>>33916812
It's okay man, no problem.
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>>33916820
Would you say that between my legs or if I was sucking you off anon?
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>>33916814
What's the percentage of browns in your country
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>>33916817
disappointed you didn't say anything concrete
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Why do only insane people find love on Tinder why can't it be that easy for me
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>>33916825
I'm not sucking off a tranny and I wouldn't let one suck me off either.
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>>33916828
Love??? Tinder is for just sex that's your first problem
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>>33916828
you need to get tinder platinum for love
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>>33916827
He's sturdy. fit
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Men, what sort of reaction are you looking for when you randomly go up to your gf while she's on the couch fucking with her phone and start fingering her? Isn't it obvious that the first reaction will be shock?
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>>33916830
Uhhh I'm a foid. Cheer up I'm sure a woman will suck you off his weekend
>>
I drank expired beer because I thought alcohol can't go bad. I think I'm going to throw up now.
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>>33916831
Why do I know several people who found long term relationships on it
>>33916832
I'm dying alone
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>>33916836
I don't know. I've never had a gf.
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>>33916812
Your posts stink like cumin, dick cheese, and ikea meatball farts.
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>>33916837
Sure you are, tranny.
Even if a woman was between my legs sucking me off I'd still assume she hates me, so I'd hate her back and call her trash.
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>>33916834
Sounds like you wish that guy wasn’t your ex
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>>33916836
Mine never was. I asked do you want to fuck and then sucked him off and we fucked on the floor usually
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>>33916772
it's called love have you heard of it?
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>>33916834
You can stop replying now,
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>>33916844
I bet you'd get so attached right away you'd fall in love moids are sooooo cute!
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>>33916847
If it was love then why is she an ex
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>>33916850
Kill yourself tranny
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>>33916851
because she doesn't love me anymore :(
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>>33916850
Yeah we’re dopes
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>>33916845
We weren't meant to be
>>33916849
Alright
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>>33916851
I'm a ex cause the moid cheated with a underage girl. Who cares he's in jail soon for it now
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>>33916853
I'm a FOID
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should femanon get a little treat?
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>>33916860
Sure thing, tranny
Trash either way
>>33916861
No, she should starve to death
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>>33916841
do you use it a lot? maybe you just got unlucky
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>>33916828
Insane people find love there because they’re okay with treating love like something you can shop for online
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>>33916863
I used Hinge
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Atogans, what do you think happens more frequently in these threads:
>Moid accuses foid of larping
>Moid flirts with larping moid
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>>33916862
>she should starve to death
That'd be a waste.
She should starve herself and then go on a cum-only diet.
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>>33916836
Depends on her temperament. Ideally, she's happy, because I'd always be happy if a GF came by and started stroking me without warning.
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>>33916868
It wouldn't be a waste because she has no value
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>>33916867
the second one.
But, desu, Femanons have admitted they try to larp as Men, but fail often times.
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>>33916865
Is it okay if this is my cope
But they're the ones who are happy. Idk. I wish I was insane enough to be a normie
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>>33916870
Women have an inherent value.
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>>33916876
They do not. They are trash.
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>>33916873
It’s my cope, so far be it from me to keep you from using it too
I think that shit is for soulless bug people. Normies don’t exclusively meet each other there
I’d go as far to say that failed normies find each other on places like that
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>video of a 19 year old masturbating while begging me to let her cum
kind of hot
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>>33916754
oh anon <3

>>33916764
"tits or gtfo"
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>>33916867
no women so it has to be second
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>>33916877
Which ihatewomen poster are you? The used up manwhore or a different one
>>
Love is a fake concept created by the mass media. I never loved or had any special, imaginary feelings for any of my girlfriends. But they were smoking hot, and I had sex with them. When I get bored, I drop them. If they drop me, I'm like
>Whatever. One pair of legs closes, another opens.
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>>33916884
There's only one and it's me.
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>>33916877
Ok, incel
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>>33916885
Cool story bro. Please die childless
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>>33916879
I am a failed normie though
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>>33916886
Do you hate even JH, Swiss-chan and CatPoster?
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>>33916867
I've been accused of being a moid, so I have to say the first
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>>33916844
i bet you want a foid to dominate you

>>33916861
what kind of treat ?
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>>33916891
Yes, especially Swiss
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>>33916893
I do not. Kill yourself.
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>>33916888
I don't plan to have children, but I've already donated my sperm, so maybe there already are some.
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>>33916889
By your metrics, I guess I probably am too
But I think that shit is genuinely soulless and a little anti-human
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>>33916897
You're not
I agree
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>>33916698
I literally have these exact same ones exclusively for that time of the month. Some boxer shorts a bit too small for me too for a reason even I cannot put into words for the exact same reason.
That stuff started when I stole my ex's boxers 6'4 and my hips at 6'1 were wider than his, but for the reason I stole them for, they worked perfectly
>heavy flow

>>33916867
I personally get called a moid quite often
Mostly because I am tall

>>33916872
Tried that many times
Nobody ever answers me, and then I find myself confused how to answer a question I could answer as a woman when I have larped the whole thread as a man, and I know there are some anons who track the ip or something.
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>>33916867
The latter.
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>>33916900
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>>33916899
Hope you get over him
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>>33916869
I'll do this back, then.
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>>33916836
>she's on the couch fucking with her phone
Do we need to get you a vibrator?
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>>33916893
>what kind of treat
Whatever you like
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>>33916903
I am over him
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>>33916907
Phew
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>>33916895
when someone does, they'll shut you up lols, like being dicked down

>>33916906
can we get ice cream ?
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>>33916903
lol why did you try to hurt that anon?
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>>33916900
how tall?
JW
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>>33916913
>ice cream
yes, any flavor you want.
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>>33916913
>being dicked down
And what would you happen to know about that?
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>>33916916
cookies n cream !

>>33916917
i dont fucking know, i just want to see you being loved by a big black guy :)
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>>33916913
Won't happen. Kill yourself.
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>$2200
Not like I don't have the money, but it feels like a waste.
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>>33916925
i wonder of you'll actually watch me do it :o
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>>33916923
I am not the other anon, I just wanted to hear your sick fantasies... :(
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>>33916931
aw D:
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>>33916923
Of course! treat for femanon! Yay!
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>>33916930
I wonder if you'll die soon. I hope so.
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>>33916936
Nta either but can I hear them?
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Femanons, what can I get my aister for her wedding?
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You know, I’m trying to make a conscious decision to stop reading into things so much and not care as much about the outcome, but when a hot woman who has a boyfriend is repeatedly hanging out with me one-on-one and expresses a desire to do so a third time, I really have no choice but to question where homeboy is in all this. Either he works third shift or she hates that nigga. Am I missing something? Never even seen this dude, don’t know his name, she never brings him to things and I’m pretty sure the only reason she told me about him at all is because she was really drunk.
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>>33916828
Simply having 'long term only/no hookups' on your bio isn't enough, women know half the men out there are saying that while only looking for a one night stand. You have to do more than that.
>>
I finally lost my virginity yesterday to my first bf (I'm 24 years of age). Feel free to congratulate me
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>>33916928
Is that like drake's freakout parties?
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>>33916945
Congrats on the sex
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>>33916945
Did it feel good?
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>>33916945
Congratulations
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>>33916949
>>33916951
Thanks
>>33916950
Very much so
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>>33916937
i think u should get a treat too !

>>33916938
i'd say ladies first, but i'd like to stay here and watch you

>>33916940
like what sick fantasies!! :(
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>>33916941
Kitchen towels. But fr I don't know, does she have a registry or whatever it is they do? Any stuff she said she needs?
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>>33916945
Congratulations on your stds
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>>33916952
Did he have a big dick? Did he play with your boobs?
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>>33916942
As a guy who has had sex with many girls in relationships, my advice is just to do what you want. It's not your place to care about their relationship, and whether you do it or not, it will not be your fault at all.
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>>33916928
I don't understand what's going on there, but don't go if you don't think you'll enjoy yourself.
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>>33916953
>treat too!
I’m about to eat dinner soon so I’ll pretend it’s my treat. Thank you
>>
I hate jerking off because I know I need to shower before going out or doing anything and I normally shower everyday anyway but i always delay showering when i jerk off in case i need to jerk off again. It ends up with me wasting a whole day jerking off 5 times.

I think im going on nofap for real this time. I dont even jerk it to porn or because im horny. just boredom at this point
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>>33916963
OCD
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>>33916958
>Did he have a big dick?
I think so but I can't compare it to any other dick since it's the only dick I was dicked with
>Did he play with your boobs?
Yeah
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>>33916867
solenoid
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>Manager says do xyz by year end and we will promote you.
>I do xyz and much more
>promotion list goes out for the quarter
>not promoted

I don't really have 1 on 1s with my manager and he's going out on paternity leave next month.

I am thinking of quitting but economy looks like we are about to head into a recession. what do?
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>>33916963
>just boredom at this point
That's no good. When it gets to that point you're right in doing nofap.
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>>33916905
You're joking, but I've held my phone against my crotch and had him send me a bunch of texts to essentially have him vibe me.
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>>33916962
thats the spirit !
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>>33916867
Moid flirts with larping foid
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>>33916966
What is your cup size? I want to know how jealous I should be.
As for a more normal question: where did you guys meet?
>>
I miss my ex so much, I can't get her out of my head :(
>>
M I think I agree with the radfems more than the manosphere fags.
I think by biggest frustration with women is they choose to date men who are clearly awful people.
You also have so many pickme women who pretend they're happy with their bum ass bfs.

I understand why the feminists of the 80s hated a lot of submissive women.
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why are most of the cute asian girls in arts and humanities? Being white in engineering is easy but 65% of the girl here are whatever
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>>33916969
Confront him first, choose violence
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>>33916928
disgusting.
Don't DEW IT!
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>>33916977
F
Idk I've noticed men date horrible women too
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>>33916980
shad the fuck up, weirdo.
suck curry cock!
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>>33916977
>>33916983
Sometimes the dick/pussy is just too good.
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>>33916909
I know right
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>>33916974
>What is your cup size?
C
>where did you guys meet?
On hinge
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>>33916947
I don't know. I stumbled on it rather randomly and it caught my attention, so I checked it. It looks promising, and $2,200 is the cheapest ticket, with $13,740 being the priciest. Yes, the priciest tickets include women you can have sex with. With the cheap tickets, you must go for the guests, and there is an obvious chance you might fail. Also, the location is a literal palace, and the dress code is a 19th century era ball outfit.

>>33916961
It's too classy of a place for me, but it looks interesting, so I will go to this party someday in the future.

>>33916982
To live a life and never go to a VIP party full of carnal desires sounds like a waste...
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>>33916987
>C
ok
>hinge
wow a success on a dating app, congrats
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>>33916983
Men are more open with bad women but good sex thing. Men are willing to admit this publicly. Women try to hide it or ignore the issue. Men are more open to admitting to men and women, that they ignored red flags.
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>>33916991
Okay that doesn't make a difference
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>>33916987
>hinge
maybe there is still hope. Are you cute? Is he? Is he older than you? Are you dating and how much time was there between meeting for the first time and sex?
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>>33916953
I don't know what you think you're going to be watching, dumbass.
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>>33916988
you want to be part of a 1-2 hour "party" where multiple men are inside a hole... and you get at best sloppy seconds?
AND you have to pay for it? And it will smell worse than a garbage pit... and you may get an STD or something else?
Come on, Anon. You can do so much better...
Turn off your reptilian side of your brain.
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>>33916986
Did you know I’m also the jealous type
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>>33916987
Larp
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>>33916936
So you are not going to tell your fantasies?
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>>33916998
No wayy
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>>33916993
lmao
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>>33917001
Huge surprise I’m sure
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>>33916985
F
NTA.
Yeah I've seen that, a male family member ignored getting hit, slapped, stuff thrown at him for a long time just because she went full "I am sorry, use me as you want" mode.

It was very sad to witness him slipping into that state where whatever she said goes, and endure the abuse.
We, the rest of the family became villains for saying that she was straight up bad for him

He did eventually get sick of getting hit, left her, but then she stalked him for six months. Wanting him back half of the time and the other half was full of unfounded posts in social media.
A freaking shitshow, that whole relationship
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>>33917004
I wouldn't know anything about that feeling
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>>33916993
We're the same age and it was 3 months
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>>33916992
It's just a strange phenomenon i noticed. There's more accountability with men. Like bro you're being a retard, that chick was crazy and you let the fact that she fucked so good cloud your judgement. With women there isn't that same level of acknowledgement.
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>>33917007
I find it attractive
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>>33916988
>classy
LMAO
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>>33917010
That I'm an envious hag?
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>>33916983
I've never met a good man dating a horrible woman. But there are so few decent men. I think both genders have bad people but there seems to be more decent women than men in my area.
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>>33917011
Classy swingers party lol
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>>33917012
No your big titties.
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>>33917006
What men will do for even scraps of feeling like they're wanted is insane.
>>
I am so tired all the time elp
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>>33917012
1. If someone younger than me is a hag what the fuck am I, a fogey? A geezer
2. I find the jealous type attractive yes
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>>33917006
BPDemon pussy sucks you in too hard.
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M i think its chic when the woman is a bit older than me (1-3 year age gap is ideal). I wish more women felt this way. The royals clearly did (Mary I, Catherine of Aragon).

I am 28 and women under 28 are like a different species. I hate being a 96 male because the gap between genz and millennials is so wide and I am a december 96 which is like the youngest millennial. Yes, i noticed a big difference in kids in my class born in jan 97 and dec 96
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>>33917019
Get your vitamins checked
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>>33917023
That is a good advice I shall do that
>>
sending another telepathic message to my ex so she texts me for a dumb reason or 'by mistake' and we can get back together
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>>33915169
Alt? Most zoomers look like that
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>>33917019
get more vitamins (specifically D)
get T-levels checked.
buy a new mattress/pillow set.
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>>33917006
M
Male abuse isn't real. wtf are you talking about.
A woman slapping me isn't a big deal.

If i slapped a woman it is clearly significantly worse. Yes there is a double standard and it is a good thing. A man can always walk away from someone who he feels isn't treating him right. I had a girl stalk me in college. BFD. When a man stalks a girl he is probably going to rape/kill her. It's almost never the case in reverse roles.

Also your family member was a coombrain faggot
>>
Men are you a grower or a shower?
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>>33917030
grower
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>>33917030
Neither.
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>>33917029
Foid hands
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>>33917030
I'm jewish and I have a very small penis.
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>>33917030
Grower.
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>>33917030
Both ;)
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>>33917030
Im a grower. But in the sense that my rock hard 4incher is still massive compared to my literal micro-softie.
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>>33917030
Grower.

>>33917034
Neither of which was asked, poltard.
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>>33916997
I know the kind of parties you're talking about, but I don't think this is one of them. I'm still researching what will be there and will talk with a few previous participants about their experiences. Overall, it seems like a good event where I could find some rich, lonely, perverted girl with a pedigree.
But yeah, wasting $2200 on an entrance ticket for a chance feels more like a waste than a tinder subscription, plus the money I would spend on an outfit that fits the dress code. I hope to find something in a second-hand store for under $100 for a full suit.

>>33917015
They don't cost that much, the usual one is under $100. Also, all the videos of the location and events that I saw look really good.
>>
Women, are you an innie or an outie?
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>>33917034
>>33917030
Wow really?
I'm jewish and I have a itty bitty penis too!
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>>33917034
>>33917030
Wow!
I have a smalle penis too, and I'm jewish!

I guess that's why jewish girls go for black men all the time! haha, right, fellow jews?
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>>33917042
Find out yourself
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>>33917027
No, we don't. I'm a zoomer. Most of us look kinda boring. You're looking at like 0.000001% and generalizing.
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Women, how would you react if you found out a guy you were dating owns a blow dryer?
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>>33917044
>>33917030
>>33917043
>>33917034

Wow, that makes four of us jewish men with very small penises!

I usually let my black bull satisfy my jewish girlfriend - I know I can't measure up!
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>>33917045
Can’t yet, I’m trapped in the thread
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>>33916893
>i bet you want a foid to dominate you
He's done cock and ball torture before.
>>
Men, do "showers" exist? Not the thing that dumps water on you, but a penis that is the same size soft as it is hard?
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>>33917054
I don't think so
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>>33917020
No you're an established gentleman
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>>33917054
Well I can't say for other type of men, but all the guys in my synagogue have very small penises either way - soft or hard.
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>>33917054
I have no idea. I doubt many do.
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>>33917045
Waiting...
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>>33917058
Oh how dignified
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>>33917046
>0.000001%
I saw three of those today
>>
A moid itt is suspiciously similar to my crush and now I'm feeling paranoid
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>>33917054
I thought they were everywhere. Many men were surprised when they saw that my cock had grown a few times from a micro-sized one to an above-average one.
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>>33917065
It's ok, don't worry about it.
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>>33917065
Who is your crush
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>>33916867
The second
Because all "foids" are actually moids.
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>>33917054
Not the same size outright, but there do exist some men whose dicks don't change size as dramatically as others when they become erect.
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>>33917063
How many people did you see today?
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>>33917066
>Many men were surprised when they saw that my cock
Are you a gay swinger?
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Genders, are you capable of keeping houseplants without killing them within a few months?
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>>33917046
>Most of us look kinda boring.
Accurate.
"Normies" gonna normie.

>You're looking at like 0.000001% and generalizing.
Bullshit.
It's a minority but so is any group less common than the majority, or boring average.
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>>33917073
M
Yeah.
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>>33917071
Two.
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>>33917042
Outie bellybutton and outie pussy, but innie nips.
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>>33917073
M
No, my cats will eat them.
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>>33917070
What counts as dramatically?
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>>33917079
Sexo
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>>33917068
Hopefully not the millennial anon
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>>33917081
I dunno.
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>>33917072
>gay swinger
No, but I'm bi. I can understand surprised stares from women, maybe they're inexperienced and all. But when so many men are surprised, you really start to wonder. So, I always thought of myself as an outlier.
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>>33917073
M. I don't think so. I don't have a good place for them where they'd get enough sunlight, and I will inevitable forget to water them.
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>>33917054
I am a grower and have been told that the amount I change is dramatic, so I believe that the alternative is absolutely real.

My friend said he's more of a shower. I dunno.
I've never paid attention to dicks in porn.
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>>33917081
nta
mine goes from 1.5-2 inch to 7.5, i do think i'm a grower
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>>33917071
About 20 or so
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>>33917065
>A moid itt is suspiciously similar to my crush
Statistically unlikely to be the same guy if he's an irl crush.
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>all the questions about dicks
>small, small, im tiny, i hate my dick size
It all makes sense now.

Is having a tiny penis the ultimate red flag? Conversely, is a monster the ultimate green flag?
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>>33917088
>>33917066
That certainly sounds dramatic.
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>>33917088
Need a video of this asap
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>>33917078
Based
>>33917090
How did you count it?
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>>33917092
No, I'm a well hung weirdo
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Who does God love bisexual and lesbionic women but hate homo men?
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>>33917095
They were my two moms so it was easy.
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>>33917091
NTA. Wouldn't it be likely that someone who has the personality to hang around here has a crush on someone with a similar personality?
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>>33917073
Yes, but I tend to go for aloe. It's a useful plant and easy to maintain.
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>>33917054
When I was in a concentration camp last year I was told to go to a shower. Everyone else got gassed but somehow I survived, even if my lungs are now a little fucked up.
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>>33917092
I mean yeah because you can always be like he ran over my dog? at least his dick is huge
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>>33917083
I’m not sure I follow. I am one of those, but I don’t know you irl
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>>33917000
i dont know what fantasies you're talking about!!

>>33917047
normal

>>33917073
F
probably not, but possibly if i tried
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Being provocative towards moids is fun on 4chan but I never do it irl because I'm scared of men
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>>33917092
My current bf has the biggest heart AND the biggest cock of all the men I've dated, so maybe.
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>>33917094
sorry bud only my future wife can see
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>>33917109
>war is fun when you know you won't die
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>>33917109
You should go full Nicole from Class of 09 and be really salty toward men who try to hit on you or act like nice guys.
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>>33917065
There are like 4 anons here who have my exact life and typing style
It freaks me out
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>>33917109
Kidnap one from the computer and do it to him irl
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>>33917107
Sexual ones.
You know, if you aren't interested in the topic then just don't reply instead of playing dumb. That's really annoying.
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>>33917110
>>33917092
Seconding this, I have a small dick and I'm a wildly hateful and unkind person. There definitely could be some merit.
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>>33917109
Stupid foid made me blush the other day
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>>33917118
I could fix you. Not your dick, though.
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>>33917062
Indeed
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>>33917109
That's funny, because you'd love to get put in your place if you speak up irl.
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>>33917109
Don't be scared, the worst thing I can do is pin you down and rape your naughty ass.
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>>33917083
I am a millennial anon. I frequently post about casual sex parties, group masturbation, and sodomy on here.
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>>33917109
What are you afraid that he might do?
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>>33917120
I don't want to be fixed, retard. I want a big dick. And to be attractive and rich and high iq with a legion of sycophantic cult-like worshippers to get me into elected positions of power.
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>>33916976
Go have sex with someone the ex will dissapear
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>>33917099
Yes.
But there's a limited amount of people itt.
It was weird enough when so many anons were from Texas, which is the 2nd largest state.
Most people I talk to irl don't even know more about 4chan than rumors at best.

Two people irl who know each randomly both being in the same thread, without an irl correlation, is deeply unlikely.

...unless the crush is stalking OP
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>>33917109
Fair.

I encourage you to remain proactive only when there are safe precautions established.
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>>33917121
Thread __
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>>33917118
You probably have like a 5 inch dick which isn't even that small and just use it as an excuse to be an asshole.
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Is it okay to pee inside womans pussy when having sex as a prank?
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>>33917109
Look at all these (You)s you fuckin tease. You’re too good at this
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>>33917132
5 is not small?
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>>33917122
>>33917123
What if I was really naughty to both of you at the same time?
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Just watched the last samurai again
how is it fair that such a good death was taken from us
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>>33917129
>without an irl correlation
Exactly
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>>33917131
_ whore?
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>>33917129
Over a decade ago I met a guy at a party who I identified as an anon from a thread I'd posted in. I was able to figure it out based on his description of his workplace during a conversation on that thread, and he gave the same description at the party.

He was extremely online even back then and eventually started falling down a weird proto-manosphere pipeline and trying to un-alive himself by overdosing on weird home-cooked drugs he made. I'm not sure if he's even alive any more, but something makes me doubt it.
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>>33917132
Not really. It legitimately is smaller than that but my misanthropy and general anti-social personality existed far before I had any notion of penis size or the implications of it. I just hate other people more often than not. Also, why would that "justify" me being an asshole? Why would I need to justify my dislike of other peoples' behavior and personalities?
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>>33917138
I don't share.
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>>33917142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIOBuzjflqQ
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>>33917014
>I've never met a good man dating a horrible woman. But there are so few decent men.
I mostly consider them average at best, not good or decent. Good men don't encourage and enable bad women.
The same goes for women tolerating bad men.

Just because a man or woman is possibly a victim of abuse doesn't automatically make them good or admirable people.
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Is incel whining as popular right now as it was a year ago?
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>>33917092
I'm a grower and my dick size is the only 6 of the 3-4 stats that are always mentioned being attractive. I'm a manlet but i have an above average sized penis.
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>>33917143
Was he hot?
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>>33917146
Kittie had some bangers
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>>33917145
So you will fight over me?
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>>33917030
100% grower.
In high school I more than doubled in length. My smallest seems larger now but I don't think I ever bothered measuring it.
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>>33917148
Here or in general? It seems to be ok here now depending on the time
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>>33917131
Rizzler
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Genders, do you want anything from the convenience store?
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>>33917132
this babydick ass nigga just tried to say 5 isnt small
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>>33917150
No, he was a wiry geek with the expressionless face of a kratom junkie trying to be cool by doing drugs and openly talking about his sex life.
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>>33917148
I think it has declined slightly.
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>>33917147
>Just because a man or woman is possibly a victim of abuse doesn't automatically make them good or admirable people.
It often makes them worse and I stay away from them. They have too many complexes.
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>>33917155
Just checkin’
The wait is killing me but I’m still waiting
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>>33917156
Coke zero
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>>33917152
Don't think I will have to, since most maleanons here are quite impotent and weak.
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>>33917143
Holy fucking shit, are you unironically spouting CCP-approved horseshit like "un-alive" on 4chan of all places? I implore you to kill yourself.
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>>33917156
20 dollar lotto scratcher, a tangerine marshmallow Celsius, and a bag of Takis.
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>>33917143
Once in a decade seems about right. It's not impossible. Just not worth worrying about.

>>33917141
>>without an irl correlation
>Exactly
Yeah. If there's a solid irl reason both would go to the same 4chan board, that's different.
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>>33917157
I said it's not THAT small. It's like a half inch below average.
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>>33917164
Lameass gay as fuck vernacular is still vernacular.
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>>33917162
They put crack in that stuff I think. It shouldn’t be that good
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>>33917161
Sorry
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My next door neighbor in my apartment building and his gay boyfriend are having loud gay butt sex right now and I really wish they'd invite me (also m) to join in.
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>>33917171
It isn't.
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>>33917156
I hope you get list there in the aisles and never find your way out again.
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>>33917171
It really shouldn't it somehow got better than the og one
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>>33917172
Don’t be, I’m still Anonymous
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>>33917172
>>33917161
this spam is annoying
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>>33917173
Grow a pair and ask to join the fun.
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>>33917180
Why are annoyed my liege
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>>33917146
>>33917151
What's this type of music called?
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>>33917180
This retard does this every thread ai just hide him
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>>33917182
dont pretend you care
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>>33917183
Nu-Metal

Not really "new" anymore since most better known examples were released in the 90s and 2000s
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>>33917165
It almost feels wrong to buy this assortment of items without a pack of sticks
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>>33917186
I thought nu-metal had more hip-hop influences.
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>>33917184
>>33917185
So, so sorry
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>>33917184
>him
its a certain femanon and her weak cocksucker but you are correct they are retarded wish i could hide them
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>>33917156
I want to give a BJ to someone near the store for chocolate
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Why is it a new trend for many men online (not all by far of course) to claim women don't take accountability?
There are many women who suck like that, but from what I can tell people in general have this issue. I haven't experienced it more or less with other women compared to men.
>inb4 take accountability for your lack of accountability
Yes sometimes I have been a coward with an ego. I claim all my fuckups and am genuinely fixing them.
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>>33916344
>Why were dudes born in the 1930s such jackasses
Because they participated in owning women like slavedrivers.
It's not rocket science that they would also turn into assholes. Let the rest of them die out so we can merc those gen Xers that also learned this behavior too.
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>>33917191
You can. There’s a hide button
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>>33917196
that does not help
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Sorry for annoying everyone I’ll stop now and annoy you the usual way
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>>33917191
It just looks like someone samefagging there is zero substance
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Women, thoughts on this?
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>>33917197
I don’t use 4chan-x myself, but I bet you can hide my reply chains with it
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>>33917193
Sexism, like racism, is popular because people find it easy to just blame all their problems on "the other".
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>>33917195
Except that's the perfect personality of a man. Why would you want to discourage this
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>>33917198
Grr I’m annoyed
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>>33917199
they always have zero substance with their spam
trying sooo hard to be all cool when they just look like pathetic fucks
one of them is a known femanon
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>>33917203
Misogyny is a form of discrimination that wasn't as stigmatized as racism until relatively recently, like in the last 15-20 years. Largely because of violence perpetrated by incels.

Before then misogyny in the form of "I hate my wife" jokes was just considered funny and eccentric, public intellectuals got away with publishing blatantly misogynistic stuff like the "Why Women Aren't Funny" essay, and so on.
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>>33917206
Should I call a wambulance
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>>33917208
Women for the most part aren't funny and act like autistic children. That's why pepole hate them
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How small is too small?
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>>33916344
How to call a woman properly:
>bitch
>whore
>slut
>foid
>landwhale
>mutant rat
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>>33917129
Op and I don't know which would be worse, my crush being a stalker or a 4channer
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>>33917212
Yeah I hate women too I just like their bodies
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>>33917206
Known for what you bitch
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Women would you play with a dick?
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>>33917211
Who is Pepole and why does he hate me
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>>33917219
>me
lol
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>>33917206
How do you know that
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>>33917218
I am in a few hours with a tinder date going to meet up and have sex then come home.
Ons are the best
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>>33917218
With his dick, yeh.
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>>33917206
>one of them is a known femanon
What does this mean?
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>>33917213
It all washes off them like water off a raincoat. But call a woman a tranny, and you'll be astonished at how she reacts, how wounded she is, how she suddenly shrinks back, " I've been found out."
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>>33917233
Who are they even talking about
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someone make new thread pls
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>>33917213
You've forgot a Christmas favorite
>Cunt
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>>33917236
A known female Anonymous but I’m not sure what that means
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>>33917240
So which one of is the anonymous female?
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>>33917231
>tfw you will never be him
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>>33917204
Female rights and safety are more important than men being able to exploit labor and bastardize spiritual love.
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The annoying femcel is being flamed? Good
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>>33917245
This is why noone is having kids. Because your afraid of real men
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>>33917241
The one I keep replying to, whoever she is, much to at least two anons’ chagrin. Apparently she’s Known
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>>33917249
It's swiss
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>>33917248
I thought ir was because it is too expensive
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>>33917250
Doubt it
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>>33917251
No it's because a woman won't settle with anyone but Chad's kids. And if you have a good job why would you settle with a engineers kids
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>>33917250
She said she wasn’t, but I could be bamboozled. I’m too new to know who Swiss is to begin with
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>>33917253
You don't sound very smart so I don't think I believe you
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>>33917255
I've been here a year and I still don't know who that is.
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>>33917258
lol, good to know.
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>>33917245
>bastardize spiritual love
It's literally a fake concept created in the 20th century with a single purpose: to break family ties and create bastards without any ties so they would be easier to control. And this is not a theory, it's a documented process.
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>>33917258
I heard she has great tits that I am yet to see
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Atogans, you do realise that while us terminally online people screech about Chads and Stacies the average broke normies are just out there getting married and having kids
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>>33917257
You sound like a engineer yuck!
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>>33917261
You’ve got to be one of the biggest bitches I’ve ever encountered on the internet
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>>33917263
True, my friend lost his virginity and got a foid pregnant at the same time and now he has 3 kids and it is married
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>>33917261
Well then mandatory abortions for kids born to unmarried parents
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>>33917263
My friend is married and I briefly shapeshifted into his dad on the phone with him the other day and browbeat him for not getting his wife pregnant yet
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>>33917264
I am not into men so that doesn't really bother me
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>>33917263
true, the college campus bike got pregnant and married a betabuxer lol
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>>33917262
When someone piped up in a previous thread when I asked who she was, they said she had huge tits and a nice garden
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Why are you all so for marriage. If she doesn't abort that's not my problem why stick around.
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>>33917275
I actually want a wife + kids
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>>33917274
Shallow Hal moment
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>>33917277
Let the whore be a single mom.
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>>33917278
So tiny tits and salted earth?
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I want an asian girl so fucking bad it hurts
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>>33917280
Weirdo
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>>33917279
>Pump and dump a woman
>Somehow that makes her the whore
May a rabid bulldog rip your balls off
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>>33917266
Not really. I don't care about the world in the slightest, the only thing that matters is my pleasure. I'm just knowledgeable enough to know how things work.

>>33917269
It's already too late. Do you even read the Bible?
> Jesus Himself was about thirty years old when He began His ministry. He was regarded as the son of Joseph, the son of Heli, the son of Matthat, the son of Levi, the son of Melchi, the son of Jannai, the son of Joseph, the son of Mattathias, the son of Amos, the son of Nahum, the son of Esli, the son of Naggai, the son of Maath, the son of Mattathias, the son of Semein, the son of Josech, the son of Joda, the son of Joanan, the son of Rhesa, the son of Zerubbabel, the son of Shealtiel, the son of Neri, the son of Melchi, the son of Addi, the son of Cosam, the son of Elmadam, the son of Er, the son of Joshua, the son of Eliezer, the son of Jorim, the son of Matthat, the son of Levi, the son of Simeon, the son of Judah, the son of Joseph, the son of Jonam, the son of Eliakim, the son of Melea, the son of Menna, the son of Mattatha, the son of Nathan, the son of David, the son of Jesse, the son of Obed, the son of Boaz, the son of Sala, the son of Nahshon, the son of Amminadab, the son of Admin, the son of Arni, the son of Hezron, the son of Perez, the son of Judah, the son of Jacob, the son of Isaac, the son of Abraham, the son of Terah, the son of Nahor, the son of Serug, the son of Reu, the son of Peleg, the son of Eber, the son of Shelah, the son of Cainan, the son of Arphaxad, the son of Shem, the son of Noah, the son of Lamech, the son of Methuselah, the son of Enoch, the son of Jared, the son of Mahalalel, the son of Cainan, the son of Enosh, the son of Seth, the son of Adam, the son of God.
People used to know ten generations of their family, maybe more, now many people don't know their other parent, lol.
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>>33917281
Wait until you get one.
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>>33917285
Why. She spread her legs it's all on her get a abortion or be a single mom
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7'9" is the new meta. It's so fucking over, bros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0PeXMdaxvc
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>>33917288
That is the plan I guess but the brown ones want me
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Okay anons my advice to you is to quit this general as soon as possible since there is this person that pretends to be both genders and mostly spans sarss and jewss too. This maniac also does the same on TV. I am posting two examples now, as replies to this post.
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Moids who support abortion are particularly vile.
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>>33917295
But i want creampies without consequences
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>>33917283
lol sorry
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>>33917294
The chances this person is janny are high too. Since this anon find ways to give 1 or 2 day bans that cant be appealed, cementing its corruption.
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>>33917291
Do you think someday a nba player will have the incel surgery?
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>>33917291
He'll blow out both his knees inside of three years.
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>>33917295
Why fuck children there retarded
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>>33917295
Why
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>>33917299
What is that?
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>>33917299
What's the incel surgery?
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>>33917303
Limb lengthening or whatevr it is called
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>its 3AM and im stuck going trough the old historical maps to explore what my hometown and the general area developed trough the centuries
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>>33917304
Hopefully a vasectomy
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>>33917301
Anon could benefit from using commas
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>>33917307
Germanoid moment
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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar-a-Lago_face
Do moids really consider this attractive?
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>>33917294
This person usually namefags so most of those aren't real people. This person also post smiley faces like
:^), :), :(
They tend to ask outrageous questions when it plays its female persona and likes to say moid a lot as of these past monts. They also post cat images, look at the file names anons.
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>>33917307
Pretty great use of drunkenness
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>>33917313
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>>33917306
Oh my brother is getting that :\
>>33917308
There's no point, since they don't have sex anyway
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>>33917312
>greentexting a wiki link
You're a special kind of retard.
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>>33917312
I am sure some do. Looks to balooney for me
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>>33917307
Hey we're time zone buddies
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>>33917316
Is he an incel? I saw an ig video of the guy after and it looks very weird and painful
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>>33917312
I think you have to either be a closeted gay man or an extreme sadist to find this kind of stuff attractive
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Bye anons don't take these warnings as you will. Just dont say nobody was here to help you.
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>>33917323
Bye Julian
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>>33917316
>my brother is getting that
da faq, qrd?
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>>33917316
Your brother is a retard
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I never dated but i dont get how normies, especially women, date someone for years and have that guy INSIDE of them and "move on"

Like you're never going to forget that experience.
I remember when i was in kindergarten and a girl kissed me on the cheek and i remember how amazing that felt for me at that time.
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>>33917310
And you could benefit from pumping and dumping sluts
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>>33917321
Not completely, just unsuccessful.
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>>33917329
A lot of people in failing relationships internally check out and “move on” long before the breakup ever actually comes around. It sucks, but it’s pretty common.
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>>33917329
Why? I get over it by having sex with another guy. Not to difficult it's not like someone you were with for four years is really that important to not forget them
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>>33917329
We don't fully move on.
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>>33917337
What men don't? Why there's another girl waiting to have sex with you. Like it's super strange why men hang on to women
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>>33917340
Men are the more romantic sex.
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>>33917337
I have. Took me a long-ass time though
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>>33917336
>it's not like someone you were with for four years is really that important to not forget them
Yikes
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>>33917329
Despite having all the relationships (and sex) normies are surprisingly unromantic
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>>33917345
Anon is maybe trolling possibly
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>>33917311
balkanoid
>>33917314
https://maps.arcanum.com/en/map/thirdsurvey25000/?layers=here-aerial%2C129&bbox=1621801.687436355%2C5814379.549679593%2C1630902.4711165589%2C5817695.005781463
here, enjoy, its pretty fun if you're central/south euro
you get neat maps of major cities too
>>33917320
hungary?
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>>33917340
I'm not a dude
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>>33917349
I'm not I was in a four year relationship and after that a two year one. I forgot both guys easily by just going out clubbing and fucking around.
Men are so serious about caring about a relationship it's almost a joke
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How does one recover from this?
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>>33917353
Maybe you just haven't found a good one yet
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>>33917352
Then why care. Get another cock
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>>33917353
How do women view their relationships so casually?
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>>33917353
Moid hands
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>>33917356
I feel like that's largely on her for pretending otherwise for any length of time.
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>>33917358
Honestly men are all the same just different sized dicks
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>>33917356
It is over for the beta
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>>33917356
If the relationship never left Discord, I’m not sure it ever truly began
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>>33917363
Definitely so
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>>33917359
Is this the goth girl?
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>>33917356
>women dont have practice bfs
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>>33917361
Because men don't actually care they just like the sex in the relationship that's all. Don't try and give me a bullshit story you ever gave a shit about any girl you've been with.
>>33917362
>Foid hands
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>>33917356
I love it when fake stories don't even pretend to be believable and go fully absurd.
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>>33917373
Nah, just really obvious that you’re a dude trolling
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>>33917323
Know what hurts more? The regret of losing knowing that you could have done more.
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>>33917356
legitimately, 100% unironically it is absolutely ethical to treat ugly people like this from an early age. Lying to them and pretending they'll be treated as humans if they are good people is inhumanly cruel.
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>>33917361
They aren’t all like that, but some are. So are some of us
I saw a good thread on the catalog from a guy bitching about how he doesn’t want to be there for a girl he’s dating who’s about to lose one of her parents
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>>33917364
I think you are wrong
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>>33917375
Awe because the truth hurts so all of a sudden I'm a man. Give me a break
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>>33917381
Oh and you can prove your not like all the other guys on here? Sure anon
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If a man has acne scars but otherwise has a pretty face would that bother you?
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>>33917382
Quite moidly. Sorry that you’re soulless
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>>33917384
No, I just don't think you met someone good yet
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>>33917387
Its men who frequently use women. They are souless
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>>33917389
And you’re using men. Well, hypothetically. You sound like the Indian femcel
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>>33917373
We take relationships too seriously, while simultaneously not really caring.

Femanon, your trauma isn't philosophy.
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>>33917384
>prove your not like all the other guys
Hold up, I don't think a woman would confuse your with you're. Tranny confirmed.
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>>33917333
I'm in that position too. I don't like how 4chan says you're either a virgin incel or a Chad slayer when there are guys who occasionally date but then have years or months where it's completely dry.
What's the solution for those guys? It's not a good position to be in.
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>>33917147
>I mostly consider them average at best, not good or decent. Good men don't encourage and enable bad women.
>The same goes for women tolerating bad men.
Lol, speaking about your cheated wife?
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>>33917394
You can't stop thinking about trannys huh that is very strange behaviour
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>>33917398
>trannys
Trannies*
How retarded are you?
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>>33917404
Average, now do the plural for octopus if you are so smart
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>>33917405
Octopuses
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>>33917407
that doesn't sound right
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>>33917405
*your so smart
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>>33917414
it's still page 8
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>>33917416
I do what I want
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>>33917419
okay, don't blame the other men doing what they want
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>>33917426
I will because I do what I want
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>>33917441
>>33917441
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>>33917246
Owww my buttholleeeee
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>>33917445
i expected that
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>>33917451
U got owned
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>>33917214
>Op and I don't know which would be worse, my crush being a stalker or a 4channer
I was suggesting that they might possibly be both. So there's that.
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>>33917397
I no longer consider myself in terms of Good or Bad.
I don't believe that I can be good and being bad is often a terrible idea.

So I simply don't question if I'm good or my actions are good. I question if an action is a good idea or not.
Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.
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>>33917356
They didn't have to say that. Mentioning that you're ugly is them being a horrible person. So I suppose you get that as closure.
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>>33917880
Adding:
I was watching a Tik Tok about a white guy in Japan and he said they are so polite when they reject you they gush over you asking them for a date and say yes, yes, yes but you get home and notice the Instagram account they gave you has you blocked. So apparently that's polite.
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>>33917356
Ew.
I can't imagine being with someone who was like that to begin with. Not even getting into the looks aspect of it.
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How do I know what size condoms to buy? I’m going on 26 and have never had a reason to buy them but I may or may not have reason to in the somewhat near future and I’m too embarrassed to Google it



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