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Women, your globes are the only globes that are golden to me.
I bless this thread against namefags.
>>34149537>tfw 26>tfw missed out on any hope of being the naive prey of a lonely 30-something year old woman ggwp
where can i get oxford study gf?
Women, what does getting cummed in feel like?
>>34149547literally me but 28
>>34149549Wet, mostly.
>>34149561How old are you to be this stupid?
>>34148972This is what KorraPoster looks like in my headcanon
>>34149561thats already how the world work you dumb whore
Women, I just farted really loudly. What are your thoughts?
I miss my himeno lookalike ex...
>>34149579This is so fucking disgusting I puked. Kys.
Has anyone ever done van life or anything like that?
Why do women have to be so evil?
>>34149579this is why men deserve to be hated
>>34149561>I propose a death squad of Chads to go out and try to destroy as many relationships as possible>Most relationships today are pitiful, completely devoid of passion>Let the chads unleash fury on the world, so only true love remains!This is unironically my plan to get into a cuckold situation. Most women are completely against the idea of cuckolding, but about 40% cheat. So I'm going to befriend a gigachad, and covertly help him seduce her.
>>34149579Feetshitters should be mass executed.
>>34149585Hey, I'm not a freak like him.
>>34149586Well at least this guy's honest about his cuck fetish.
>>34149585>>34149581>>34149588what...i like women and hence i like their feet too. i would lick your entire body
Terrible posts as usual
>>34149579She should clean her toenails
>>34149585>says the rape fetishistFootfags really ought to be culled, though.
>>34149579at least post some cute feet you retardthose are so bad
>>34149593Hi, Sarge.
>>34149594its black polish
>>34149582I once knew a guy who lived in his van because he got fired for showing up late/high and couldn't afford rent, one night he got high on smack and while he was out of it some bums broke in and killed him and took all his shit.
>>34149591Thanks
I am 29m. How do i obtain a 30-33 y/o gf?
>posts need to be high quality, question and answer posts for the opposite gender!
>>34149598Hello
We should create posts befitting an anonymous website for the mentally ill
I hate how because I wear tight light blue jeans, a pink turtleneck, and paint my nails pink, everyone thinks I'm gay. It's just a style, for fuck's sake.
>>34149568>This is what KorraPoster looks like in my headcanonMisread this as "KittenPoster" and was confused.
I wish a woman had molested me as a kid instead of a disgusting bald man
>>34149607Hope you're well.
>>34149609I'd think you're gay too
>>34149605Just for you...Pineapple and/or anchovies on pizza. Yes or no?
>>34149614Whaaaaa
Ladies, when's the next threesome?
>>34149618I bet you sit with your legs crossed
>>34149596you are wrong. these are great. i'm very picky about feet too
>>34149613You as well brother
>>34149609that sounds mad gay homie
>>34149619good arch, toes look good and suckableneed to see soles for a rating
>>34149608Why? This is a a Chad website full of Chadposters posting Chadposts. Why, just this morning I fucked three 18-year-old virgin girls, and later, I fucked a beautiful housewife after having dinner with her that she paid for with her beta husband's money (he was busy posting on r/deadbedrooms).
>>34149628its victoria justice
>>34149619Man heels look so uncomfortable
>>34149616M>anchoviesYes.>pineappleNo.
>>34149631Those are heels for women, not men.
Are you terminally online?
>>34149619Those look so horrible to try to walk in, ew.
>>34149630oh pretty top tier feet.my top 3 are margo robbie, emma stone, and cristin milioti (secret arch queen)
need warlock gf
Looks like all the women are back again in this thread from another night out getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s) last night? Isn't it embarrassing and don't you have shame from your pussies feeling wrecked and ruined and your assholes red and angry and sore because that happened and now Chad is going to ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again? Did Chad even let you stay the night or did he kick you out at 3am?
>>34149621So what? It's comfortable. Should I now sit a certain way because some men think everyone who sits differently is gay? I thought to be gay you had to love men, lol
Genders, whats a common trope or fantasy which you find utterly bizarre and difficult to even understand?Does not need to be sexual necessarilyI'll start. I'm a man but I never understand the Yandere "I want a woman who will literally stalk me and watch me sleep" idea. I feel like it's just from lonely dudes that want to be desired in some extreme way but I don't get it at all, the idea of that is repulsive to me.
>>34149637>mp4That's usually the setup for third world egirls who you can find on discord servers.
>>34149640How does a warlock gf differ from a regular gf?
>>34149642Do your dick and balls go into a pocket dimension or whatI can rest one leg's ankle one the other knee but physically can not cross my legs without destroying my thingy
Need redhead pole dancer gf.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UsKTbT1CEUw
>>34149634They look uncomfortable for womenWomen are heels uncomfortable
>>34149648thats a man
>>34149642Exactly. Bet there's no dick or balls to crush between your legs.
>>34149646Do your balls sit on top of your dick or what?
Femanons, what is your dating age range for men?Optional: dating age range for women
Women do you use Feetfinder?
>>34149637How do 3rd worlders afford this shit but not anything else like food or shelter or healthcare
>>34149648I would prefer an actually cute pole dancer gf like the girl in thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krelLOZdJnU
Is dating really that broken now for women? Well you built this. We don't have any sympathy for you!
>>34149652Nope
>>34149657That's not a woman.
>>34149657All women are becoming lesbians
>>34149656everyone knows ice skater girls are peak
>>34149657Lol she looks like a man
>>34149657Why is she jerking off a invisible cock?
>>34149657That's Elon's daughter.
>>34149665son
>>34149646Don't crush your balls, they should be on your legs, not crushed between them, lol.>>34149626My friend wears male thongs to the gym, but he's the straightest guy I know. He constantly tells everyone how straight he is and all. So you can't judge someone just by their fashion.
>>34149645Warlock gf is like a schizoid gf but isn't indifferent to me and has a bond bound by blood with me
>>34149661She'd probably like being thrown around a lot.
>>34149657All trannies know that they're men. That's why they're still dysphoric.
>>34149667>He constantly tells everyone how straight he is and all.Anon...
>found an OF whore that has the same exact smile as >her
>>34149667>Don't crush your balls, they should be on your legs, not crushed between them, lol.They still get uncomfortably crushed against my underwear if they aren't getting crushed between my thighs.
>>34149657I think hating men for political and family reasons, regardless of how valid, should be disqualifying for receiving MTF trans treatment. Like it's an obvious case of self hatred and not a case of feeling like you're the wrong gender. Transgender people don't simply hate the people of the gender that they were born as, that's not the same thing.
>>34149679This, but also autogynephilia.
>>34149645Sacrifices kids to summons demons (unironically)
>>34149679Devil's Advocate: If Elon Musk is her father then isn't that a valid reason to hate men?
>>34149657literally looks like my male redneck jew cousin if he had long straight hair instead of curly jew hair
>>34149549I can only feel the contractions
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34149687NTA but>herLol
>>34149690>Where do I meet clingy gfPsych wards & discord. Also 90% of females ITT too (discounting trannies of course).
Why are you fucking men like this? We always want to cuddle and into the relationship you can't even do this basic thing with us anymore.
atoga, i love every dimension of her, even every dimension of her warts. and i think she might feel the same way, too, but she's stuck and beyond my reach. and thats okay, i believe
>>34149693They are mostly avoidant in here.
>>34149694Women are attracted to masculinity. News at 11.
>>34149694What's the story behind this? What did she do to piss him off so much?
>>34149694mits too hot to cuddle most of the time. womens body heat can be suffocating. and not in the hot bdsm way but the im sick of this shit want to kill myself way
>>34149694>Shit that never happens
>>34149693none of the women here want us, literally none of them
>>34149699She aged 5 and 10 years instead of staying young forever.
>>34149694The men that women date don't really care about them. That's why the men they date are like this.
>>34149706Go away, Julian. You are a retarded pedophile and you have no friends and nobody likes you and nobody wants you here.
I'm gonna go on the subway naked and sing opera at the top of my lungs
>>34149694i was JUST talking about this, i would be the opposite with my gf/wife, i would drape myself over her like a robe ever chance i got, to make jp for 29+ years of touch starvation
>>34149706is that akhia
>>34149697>They are mostly avoidant in hereNo they're not, they're women who come to the "Ask the owner of a pussy a question" thread. Let's face it /atoga/ is a temple where females get free attention from the pathetic autist coomers on here in the form of questions about their pussies.The girls on these threads would cling in a heartbeat to any man who doesn't fall for their bullshit but sadly most other men on these threads are simp-coded so it never happens
Could you imagine the golden age we would enter if posting a twitter or tiktok repost resulted in your home address being automatically posted alongside your post so people could come to your home and kill you?
>>34149708Wow, so this is what it feels like to be a woman randomly called "JH" because anons just assume everyone is the same person
>>34149713Nigga, they don't cling to us because we don't engage in bullshit Coomer questions which is 90% of the discussion here
>>34149715people already upload pictures of the outside of their home on social media on their own accord. no one cares where you live unless you're a piece of shit
>>34149713NTA. So if I start acting alpha on here, femanons will fuck me?
>>34149715Yeah
>>34149579Why do you footfags have to be so degenerate?
>>34149568>This is what KorraPoster looks like in my headcanonToo pale and cool-toned>>34149582>Has anyone ever done van life or anything like that?I have a camper I have been retrofitting to make more liveable. I'll let you know when I'm done.>>34149611>I wish a woman had molested me as a kid instead of a disgusting bald manAt least he wasn't fat. I think that's one of the reasons I hate fat people so much.>>34149619>Femanons, rate your feet out of ten5. I have square toes and one of my feet looks fucked up after breaking it.>>34149643>whats a common trope or fantasy which you find utterly bizarre and difficult to even understand?Enemies to lovers past a certain extent. It's one thing to be antagonistic, but the fact that Dramione is so popular will never not disgust me.>>34149630>its victoria justiceI've had a crush on her since she first showed up in Zoey 101.
>>34149720You've already failed
22/M/GAdrop your discords ladies so i can decide if i want to HAVE SEX with you
why can't I just take any woman I like and love her forever?
Guys you know you usually can take the covers off your couch cushions and wash them right?
>>34149720>p-permission to a-act alpha, mistress?
>>34149694And guys wonder why they aren't getting their dick sucked.
>>34149718>Nigga, they don't cling to us because we don't engage in bullshit Coomer questions which is 90% of the discussion hereYou don't have to engage in coomer questions to be a orbiter simp to them, never ask the girls here on any advice for a start, imagine having a daughter and she is so bottom barrel she lounges around incel circles online for crumbs of attention. A girl like this has zero insight to give on relationship dynamics or healthy sexual practices that's why you shouldn't want them. When they sense you don't want them then they want you because mental illness b like that
>>34149727How about men
>>34149725>hating fatties for any other reason than the simple fact that they're subhumanL korraposter
>>34149734yeah sure. i will make fun of your pecker though
>>34149725>At least he wasn't fat. I think that's one of the reasons I hate fat people so much.he was a bit fat
>>34149729I pay for a cleaning service specifically so that I don't have to know things like that.
>>34149730Kek>>34149731Apparently if I act like that I'll get my dick sucked
I wish I could NEET but still make $160k per year
>>34149729i just change out the plastic wrap every 5 years
>>34149732You're talking about how they'd "cling" to dudes who literally don't interact with the thread and are completely invisible. That's not how it works.
thinking of moving to a cheap motel, anything to get away from my family, I hate them
>>34149700For a moment I thought you had a mental break down at the end of your post
>>34149725>redboneHnnng
>>34149725Wasn't this bitch saying she's leaving for good like twice at this point?
>>34149737I bet it's bigger than yours
>>34149729My couch literally never gets used. I sit on it to put my shoes on and that's it.
>>34149745>That's not how it worksYes it is that's why they are sucking on another man while coming on here to get attention from the emotional tampons on this thread
>>34149747Why
>>34149682I would sacrifice my kids in her pussy or ass (unironically)
>>34149751I convinced her to stay
I'm honestly so tired of hearing that my "standards" are too high. These are literally my standards.
>>34149754Whatever you're retarded. Suck me clean and dry.
>>34149748yeah i- FUCK im so godamn fukken sick of this shit i want to fucking kill myself
>>34149620>Ladies, when's the next threesome?They're probably having them this weekend...
>>34149760At least have the balls to go ask some of the BPD coded trainwreck women on here to suck you clean and dry. Or are you too scared of women somehow?
>>34149759I can't do that and I have anger issues but I'm tall and handsome and muscular
>>341497592nd guy is a male model dating a female model. Same for the 5th, 6th, and 7th couple.1st guy and girl grew up in simpler times. Same for 4th couple.You say a word and use a photo of Chad and Stacy for visual association.
>>34149759Also be tall, hehe
>>34149759deep talks are fucking homo
>>34149735>L korraposterI mostly hate them for living unhealthy lives and wasting their health/body. Being fat is a sign of being undisciplined and not loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. If you can't love yourself, how can you expect someone else to love you or how can they expect you to love them? If you can love yourself despite not treating yourself well, what does that say about your love?>>34149738>he was a bit fatBig oof>>34149743>I wish I could NEET but still make $160k per yearWFH>>34149759>Did not include backshots Clearly fake and unrealistic
>>34149766If it's sucking on my dick it's a woman, including you
Men look better with grisly stubble beards
>>34149769I'm like 5 foot nothing. He can even be 5'6 and that is fine.
>>34149740Valid>>34149744Are you my grandma>>34149747It's kind of alright if you like where it is and you get a place that has a laminate floor with a mini fridge and microwave. You're only going to be able to stay for 3 weeks without checking out at most of them though so make sure your stuff is easily packed up.
>>34149774It's over for us 5'5"ers...
>>34149703This is true
>>34149713>>34149732lmao you are so funny.
>>34149728cuz there's one woman out there who deserves your complete and total love anon
>>34149759you're not ana de armas you can't fool me
>>34149753Do you watch TV in bed? Where are you sitting instead?
>>34149771I've given up on myself
>>34149774I'll be your tall bf
>>34149772>If it's sucking on my dick it's a woman, including youThat what you told yourself when you paid the tranny prostitute?
>>34149771Being fat is not a choice. We were born that way...
Back in the cagie in 14 hours
Do lesbians deserve dildos?
>>34149786And you're probably a lot cleaner too since your virgin ass gets no play
>>34149774i'm gonna make you 4'8, the way i'm gonna hit it>t. 6'3 ogre
>>34149787Unlike being black or gay, being emo isn't a choice.
>>34149774Said no girl ever. Even the shortest girls want 6'3" guys for their height kink.
>>34149787This.Plus you can be healthy at any size
>>34149690You don't want a clingy gf trust me bro
>>34149783I do everything at my desk. Eat, watch shows/movies, play games, jerk off. I sleep in bed but that's it.
>>34149790>Do lesbians deserve dildos?Yeah, I paid for them.
>>34149798That is so sad.
>>34149759You think those are your standards, but you have other standards you don't even recognize because you don't see the men who don't meet them as human.
>>34149790>Do lesbians deserve dildos?Yes. My wife's girlfriend fucks her incredibly well with one.
>>34149762Kek
>>34149800What's wrong with it?
>>34149759>>34149769Women demand equality with men, but the man must always be taller.Women demand equality with men, but the man must always have a higher income.Women demand equality with men, but the man must always be better at winning giant stuffed animal plushies in carnival games at the fair.BOTTOM TEXT
My desire for women has ended again. Dunno why. Sometimes I pursue women, sometimes men, and other times I feel asexual. Anyway, I thought about villains, and if I knew for sure I could get eternal youth, I would sacrifice everyone in my path to get it. Time to continue work on my project, I guess. Have a good day/night, every anon here.
>>34149791>And you're probably a lot cleaner too since your virgin ass gets no playThey're he is, that's him the mask falls off and we see the inner homosexual within you. And you wonder why these mentally ill borderline personality disordered banshees avoid you, it's because even their mentally disordered noses can smell the gay in you.
>>34149809I know you want it faggot
>>34149798Doesn't your butt hurt? You sound like my brother. He falls asleep in his chair with his vape still in his hand he's broken like 3 tanks
>>34149804It just seems very drab and depressing.I guess you also never have people over.
>>34149806They want equality with you, but submission to him <3
>>34149687For sure, but that's what I meant when I said 'no matter how valid'.Of course I can sympathize with a generation of women where every man wants to be a retarded unironic parody of Patrick Bateman, hating men. Even more if your father is Elon Musk. But that doesn't change the fact that vivian's main driver for being trans is hating men, which I don't think is healthy.
>>34149812i'm like this, and no. the only pain is in my neck and spine when waking up slumped over at my desk like i had a stroke
>>34149812Wow, you're the Steeler's brother?
>>34149808>bisexual man is a narcissistMany such cases!
>>34149694>obvious domestic abuse phenotypeLearn the signs, women. It's not that hard.
Women would you date a man who's afraid of women.
>>34149806My only demand off of that list is this one >Women demand equity with men, but the man must always be better at winning giant stuffed animal plushies in carnival games at the fair.Also I changed it to equity because that makes more sense. We are not the same. Pretending we are the same fixes nothing.
>>34149812I have a nice chair, so no. Also I don't vape.>>34149813The only people who have seen the inside of my apartment since I moved in are my mom, my grandparents, and a few other relatives.
"this is the simp for women thread" nah nigga, this is the argue with other men about stupid shit thread
>>34149822equity isn't ethical.
>girl said my dick is the perfect sizeHaha! Later losers!
>>34149824For a time, it was the talk to girls thread...
that other anon said he preferred this, so herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUim6lk6eDYgenderwho does it make you think of?
>>34149825So
>>34149827But women hate men
>>34149826They all say that, anon.They also say they prefer fat men to in shape men.
>>34149826>I got validation from mommy!>I am a real boy now!>Haha I am OUTTA here losers!Trifling ass Pinnochio nigga
>>34149822I am fucking great at those UFO catcher games. And not just in the Yakuza games.
>>34149828MIs this some midi crap
>>34149816He doesn't even slump I don't know how he does it. His neck relaxes but the rest of him stays upright and if he falls asleep holding anything he almost always keeps a grip on it the whole time. It looks painful.>>34149817Who?>>34149825Explain why you think that?
>>34149824>this is the simp for women threadI would follow femanon into the very fires of mordor
>>34149830I think most of the ones who actually like us all fucked off in the last few months
Why are you assholes like this? This literally happened to me last night, HE asked me out and I start to get ready and it's radio silence. I texted him several times trying to figure out if the date is still on and nothing. Then like 30 minutes before he's ;all like sorry, he overslept. What the fuck? How do you fucking oversleep on date night? I'm never again getting ready if the date is not confirmed by at least 12pm on the day of. I'm not doing this shit anymore.
>>34149818Am I? I'm selfish, I know it, but so is everyone else. And if I became immortal, everyone I wronged would be dead in less than a hundred years, so why should they matter?
>>34149822Hi, I'm shorter than you and poorer than you, but I'm great at those carnival games. In fact, I work as a carnie. How you doin?
>>34149836She would push you into the lava just for fun
>>34149835Based horsesleeperchad
>>34149828It makes me think of the daughter I probably will never have. But that's only because I've seen the music video.Here, have a Zutomayo song (and music video you should also watch)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcOwj-QE_ZE
>>34149841Hot
>>34149835>Who?
>>34149837They don't exist. They never did.
It's funny how I hold the second highest clearance, the highest being a presidential Yankee white clearance yet here I am just posting on 4chan. It makes no sense to me.
>>34149838Worst larp ever man
>>34149841Onto the lava. You don't actually sink into lava.
>>34149838He overslept because Stacy tired him out.
>>34149840>I work as a carnieRides or Games? It matters.If you're as tall in shoes as I am barefoot it could work.
>>34149841True
>>34149842>>34149845Literally He's also very tall I think he might just be a horse.
>>34149837Oh :(
>>34149852I'm a sideshow exhibit, and I could give you the best standing oral you've ever had.
>>34149775>It's kind of alright if you like where it is and you get a place that has a laminate floor with a mini fridge and microwave. You're only going to be able to stay for 3 weeks without checking out at most of them though so make sure your stuff is easily packed up.wait, you can't stay for more than 3 weeks? is that what you're saying?
>>34149838So how did it go?
>>34149848Are UFOs piloted by interdimensional beings?
>>34149837NTAI have noticed a severe downward trend in nice femanons posting too.It used to be so easy getting contacts of one who is interested in you, but it's been a complete drought since around last summer.
>>34149780well, what if the woman I want to take right now is the one that deserves my love?
Guys. Girls don't know how to download tiktoks.
>>34149859How did what go? Nothing happened. We didn't go out and I basically got stood up.
Accepting loser weeb gamer bf applications
>>34149864I blame the uptick of creepy thirdies
>>34149868haha nice one, no you can't have my organs
>>34149864I believe they call this a skill issue
>>34149838>asking the dudes who have never asked out a girl or been on a date or gotten a girls number why they stand up girls via text messages
>>34149864I can't tell if it's our fault or not.
>>34149857Okay yeah I'm intrigued>>34149858Yeah. If I understand it correctly it's a way to prevent guests from A. making the rooms too disgusting if they've refused housekeeping the entire stay and B. to protect the motel legally. If you let someone stay more than 30 days they get tennant rights and it's a whole thing.
>>34149868Ah shit looks like I'm underqualified
>>34149838I've over slept multiple times back when I was going to bed at 9 am.>>34149868Where?
>>34149868Uuuh h-hi uwu I mean fuck hey babe I mean helluwu kitten would you like to uh... I mean you and me... Maybe you would like to go out sometime with me baby girl please I know you are going to get a lot of hurtful comments here mfw thinking about your hurt
>>34149865then she'll get more of your love as she earns it, silly>>34149843beautiful video and song anon. i am sure you will find that daughter one day, one way or another
>>34149864>>34149869Julian and boob autist scared them away
>>34149868Where were you 10 years ago when I was still a loser weeb gamer?
>>34149868sorry babe, neither a loser weeb or a gamer and my heart is already taken
>>34149879>then she'll get more of your love as she earns it, sillybut my love is unconditional she doesn't have to earn it
>>34149874I mean you got creepy shits like qt, entj and some really retarded and aggressive incels in here. I don't blame anybody for leaving, it's understandable.
>>34149868I don't really play video games much anymore. They're a waste of time
>>34149882Bouncing on chad
>>34149725>korraposter man postingTrouble in paradise?
>>34149868The last time I answered one of these classifieds, she just wanted my money. I've also since changed careers into loser teacher bf.
>>34149886Nobody asked for a judgmental snob bf.
>>34149884it needs a little earning, anon, she isn't your daughter. this is how you end up in dysfunctional relationships, you coming in hot
>>34149845I thought that was AsmonGold until I saw the deodorant
.>"girl" with no mutual friends or servers friend requests mediscord people, explain
>>34149894>"girl"I'm not a discord person but I don't think you need anything else explained to you. The "girl" probably wants your money
>>34149889>Trouble in paradise?No, I've always been bi. Plus, there's nothing wrong with fictional characters being straight or in straight relationships.
Women think they know what it's like to be led on by a guy. But they've never had their heart broken by Todd Howard.
>>34149894You posted your contact in a thread on /soc/ 5 months ago, and that thread is still up.
>>34149882I was underage
>>34149643MCuckoldry is probably the one that I don't understand the most. There's a ton of sex games just unplayable because of itAlso want to mention how much rage I have over that fucking gay hockey show. Not that i don't understand yaoi, just it disgusts me. Plus all those gross women obsessing over it. Must be how women feel about egregious male gaze.
Accepting lonely vagina """"gf"""" applications
>>34149885True. I don't really wanna leave but probably will for a while soon since some of the women are getting similarly unpleasant.
>>34149774im 6'4 please dm me
>>34149899Gross, this is why women are only worthwhile if they're at least 28 years old.
>>34149905Try 73, talk about some wisdom
>>34149900Do you just hate homosexuality in all forms in general? Or is it a particular, specific disdain for fujos?I can understand the former but I don't see the latter as clearly to be honest.
>>34149896You wouldn't actually bang a soulless ginger, right?
>>34149892>this is how you end up in dysfunctional relationshipsplease explain
>>34149903I'm 6'5" learn your place
>>34149906>tfw no gumjob gf
>>34149898hmm possibilityeh what the hell i acceptat least her profile isnt "cute face but sinful inside :3 looking for something fun <3<"
I fucking hate facial hair, I swear it's making me want to rip my face off!!!
>>34149909sure: to love something truly, you inherently accept its wins and losses, it is an extension of 'you', and if you extend 'you' to cover a super incompatible or harmful person, then you get a connection that turns into a very abstract self-harm
>>34149915
How are there this many moids over 6'2?
>>34149891Video games are for women. We should be conquering stuff irl.
>>34149918huh sounds a lot like my previous relationship actually
>>34149921YOU SEXUALLY SELECTED US TO BE TALL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT RETARD
>>34149897>Women think they know what it's like to be led on by a guy. But they've never had their heart broken by Todd Howard.Speak for yourself. I had my heart broken with ES6, FO4, FO76, and Starfield. At this point, it's my own fault for believing the lies.>>34149908>You wouldn't actually bang a soulless ginger, right?Provided I liked them enough, why shouldn't I? There are plenty of beautiful redheads. I did have a crush on book Ron Weasley as a kid, tho.
>>34149921I had height raising surgery.
>>34149921sadl the ugly manlet chad gets the girl. all us tallcells remain single forever and end up here
Where are you supposed to look when you're walking up a ramp or stairs behind a woman? It just feels awkward.
>>34149918Not him, but that is quite well put.
>>34149923oh yeah, it is pernicious. of course, sometimes the people you most want to love can also be ones that hurt you, that is possible, it rests on what you are willing to tolerate
>>34149921Counterbalanced by me, a 5'7" moid.
>>34149893he is clearly the worlds most hygienic pc gamer.
>>34149921Mfw people go on an anonymous site where nobody can verify their claims and they start lying I'm posting under at least 2 or 3 identities, none of which are real, all of which I lie about
>>34149925>There are plenty of beautiful redheadsFemale redheads, yeah.
>>34149929youre supposed to look at her ass, beta.
>>34149921Only the ones >6' will say their height.
>>34149935>posting under at least 2 or 3 identities, none of which are real, all of which I lie aboutWe know.
>>34149925>ES6But it's not even out yet?
>>34149929>mestare straight at her sacral dimples and imagine railing her up and down the entire building>youlook within and examine your many deficiencies.
Grow some balls strap your boots from the straps and just hit the girl up haha it can't get easier than that boy
no such thing
>>34149907I find the idea of gay sex revolting, but if I don't have to see it I don't careI'm not the one whk has to deal with another guy's cockIt's probably mostly just the fact it broke containment
>>34149944I'll make her uncomfortable if I do that.
>>34149929You take advantage of one of the only times that you have pretty much no choice but to look at a woman's ass and look at her ass.
>>34149921Just because I'm 6'2 doesn't mean I know how to talk to girls irl
>>34149921Because besides having ok hair and being tall, all other genetic qualities suck. >ugly>bad skin>low iq>small dick>unathletic>emotionally sensitiveit all balances out to me still being low tier in the end lol
>>34149921How can I prove it?
>>34149941incorrect. there is no part of the mind that is unknowable, either because you can study it or you can study the outer world and find the correspondences, either way it is all there.ignorance is the first sin, anon
>>34149925I can't really understand why anyone had hope for Starfield after Fallout 4 and 76.
I'm 5'8"woah woah pipe down ladies, I can only marry one of you, heh heh
IsraelGPT how do i get a nerdy boyfriend
>>34149953Because they're retards with no standards.
>>34149947Good. Foids don't deserve comfort.Go and hit her up RIGHT NOW and make her feel uncomfortable with small talk.
>born into a middle class family>have to go into uni, study my 20s>only have money to travel in my 30sHow do I stop being bitter about missing out? If I had been born rich I could've travelled and had sex with exotic women, now I have to wait till my 30s and 40s to do it so no sex for meI'm bitter and sad about it
>>34149954mwah
I'm 5'10" and some change. A little shy of 5'11".
>>34149929Your feet are always a good option>>34149932We need to keep a few of you on hand some of like actually being able to kiss our partners during missionary. Plus it's funny that you fit in my pants. >>34149945Isn't there a guy who's the one normal sized child from a couple who both have dwarfism that has red hair and is kind of hot? Pete or something?
>>34149958There will always be 20 year old whores in foreign countries anon.They're fucking 60 year old men right now so being 30 only makes it easier for you.
>>34149958Need a goth girl like this to take advantage of me.Also, what is that tattoo on her left arm? I recognize the symbol but can't think of what it is.
>>34149962>Plus it's funny that you fit in my pants.They better be unisex pants because I'm not into feminization.
>>34149942>But it's not even out yet?It has been longer since the announcement of ES6 than it was between it and the release of Skyrim.>>34149936>Female redheads, yeah.Some men too. Just not the ghostly pale ones. They freak me out a little bit.>>34149953Just because it was their own original IP, I thought they might have actually given a shit about it for once.
>>34149955Somewhere, Mossad is abducting him and preparing to reeducate him for you because of this post
>>34149966Berserk - Brand of Sacrafice
>>34149957I disagree. I like women.But regardless, what if she calls the cops or something?
>>34149954You jest but this is actually ideal. Taller than me so your pride doesn't take a hit but only by an inch so I don't have to hurt my neck to have a conversation with you if I'm within touching distance.
>>34149955Oh my god I love pokemon
>>34149921There is not, that is like 2% of the populous, 3% if you include 6'2.
>>34149968>Just because it was their own original IP, I thought they might have actually given a shit about it for once.You poor thing. Did you buy it or just rent it on Gaymp Ass?
>>34149965It's not the same
>>34149643MI really just don't care for romance in media 2bhWith any trope
>>34149954
Male anons why arent we doing this?
>>34149877>I've over slept multiple times back when I was going to bed at 9 am.That's such fucking bullshit.
>>34149955just go to the game store and offer to crack a few packs with me, we'll be running twitch from tahiti a week later
>>34149974I'm top 5% of so many metrics, I don't get how I am still single.
>>34149967I don't expect you to wear them out of the house or for more than 5 minutes it just amuses me. Don't make it a sex thing you'll ruin it.
>>34149978This shit is exactly the type of shit my ex would send me or have on her phone
>>34149759>equalityThere is literally no way to have that in a relationship with a foidYou can split bills 50/50, split chores evenly, but they will still bitch about the power dynamics and having to do everythingIt will NEVER be enough for them
>>34149972yeah thats what i find idealall my crushes have been my height plus or minus 2 inches or so
I'm 6'5.Ladies woah ladies back off... no really back off... STOP PLEASE WHAT ARE YOU DOING OW OW OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW STOP AH OH FUCKFUCKTHEY'RE STEALING MY ORGANS THEY'RE STEALING MY ORGANS HELPHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPackkk...Ghkt brbhbrbr...
>>34149962Stop leading my manlet bros astray. I'm the talloid who cared.
>>34149983Is it a sex thing if it's a smell thing? I like wearing clothes that smell like you if you're also wearing clothes that smell like me.See Also: Trading Hoodies
>>34149987many such cases
Do women actually take it as a rejection if a guy doesn't act on her hints?
>>34149982Same
>>34149979Because I don't have a gf and I don't want one. This being the case doing that to a random woman on the street would be a bad idea
>>34149984ntai think it was an op image for a thread a few weeks ago
Help. I can't stop looking at and posting this clip.
>>34149979Are you into petplay?
shy mid ladies (which is probably most of you, no offense) why do you get so nervous when a hot guy tries to get to know you if you'd give us a chance, you'd find that some of us are genuine
>>34149979I would also be petting the cat, and you're a Jew
>>34149979because you're just a tease
>>34149995its cinda kreepy
Women, did you like getting taller when you were growing up?When did that change so that now you prefer feeling small around men?
>>34149999>>34150000Holy fucking quads extravaganza
>>34150000Nice digits.It's cute though!
>>34149997Don't worry, they get nervous when mid guys try to get to know them too
Women, you actually like mansplaining if the guy is hot, don't you?I know this because I'm a sub who likes womansplaining.
>>34149997Hot guys never try to get to know me. Neither does any other guy. I'm too ugly for them.
>>34150006Homie what?
>>34149988My brother is 6'4" y'all ain't special. I see how much he complains about his back hurting. I don't need one of those. And I don't want a guy the size of my dad, I want one that's me sized. Men are proportionally stronger I never feel like they're not masculine enough or whatever. Oh shit I'm Goldilocks.
>>34150001I was always taller than most boys growing up which was fun, although kind of annoying when they started getting stronger than me despite being shorter.I'm still taller than most guys though and I enjoy it. It's not like them being stronger really matters anyway.
>>34150009You should see the way women look at me
>>34150012
>>34150011How tall?
>>34150006my ex absolutely loved it when i'd just verbal diarrhea about my projects, interests and ideas and stuff. she was more switch than sub tho
>>34150011Is this a sports thing? Please tell me it's not a fetish thing. What was your sport of choice?
>>34149996I meanif i had a boyfriend and he, you know, just happened to have a collar and leash i wouldnt say no.
>>34150009>Men are proportionally stronger I never feel like they're not masculine enough or whatever.i dont think most women actually do but as with most things, it only takes one woman being disgusted with a potential failed display of masculinity to permanently rewire a dudes brain into insecurity and over-correctiont. used to get called a faggot, closeted, etc by my first gf
It's really funny that the average 4chan poster now talks about heterosexuality the way people on tumblr did ten years ago
Ugly women how would you feel if you were asked out by a hot guy and then you started dating, but then you wondered if he was just keeping you around because he knows you'll excuse his behaviour because you can't get anyone else?
>>34149927>I had height raising surgeryAre you happy with your results? I have a consultation scheduled in April.
>>34150011i love tall girl legs and arms
>>34149540This line would actually work on me
>>34149989I think that can be a sex thing, but doesn't have to be it can be cute too. I always steal his clothes.You might not want my clothes after I wear them I am uh, stinky. >>34149991Not exactly but functionally yes. If he is interested but is too timid I'm not comfortable making every move and checking in verbally, feels like I'm taking advantage. He's got to show me some enthusiasm. If I think a guy likes me but isn't acting on it I'll investigate. Say I were to escalate to sitting on your lap and you still give me nothing, I consider that defeat.
>>34150018Aaaaaaand and you are discarded (I'm not him)
>>34150020Heteropessimism?
>>34150026>sitting on your lapwhat a slut move
>>34150026>Say I were to escalate to sitting on your lap and you still give me nothing, I consider that defeat.I would know what a girl is hinting at if she sat on my lap, and I would be confident enough to act accordingly.Of course, as many of you can already guess, a woman has never sat on my lap.
>>34150025Your globes are the only globes that are golden to me
>>34150025Good. I'm also 6'5 :)
>>34150018but i bet you would if i handed you the leash and kept the collar, right?woman disappoint me
>>34150001I didn't get taller, only curvier.
Women would you date a man who plugs his ears and goes lalala I can't hear you whenever you fight
>>34150025Ahem."You're the only nominee on my ballot tonight, and every night."
>>34150018Good girlDon't mind the other two
>>34150034so youre the same height you were when you were born
>>34150023are you tall?
Me on the left.
>>34150039no not at all
>>34150038Yes, you've probably seen me in the tabloids at the supermarket checkout.
>>34150021As a mid guy, I want a gf like this>just keeping you around because he knows you'll excuse his behaviour because you can't get anyone else?
>>34150014Slightly under 5'11 barefoot.>>34150017What? No. I played a little volleyball in high school but never as a serious thing. I just meant kids roughhousing. the puberty strength boost guys get when they're like 12 is all I mean. Before then I could clobber them all.
>>34150040Cuckroach
>>34150035I'm not a woman but that's good dude>>34150034Huuuuh...
Women where is my super suit
>>34150040Is the fucking roach smoking a cigarette? Also the expectation and anticipation NEVER fucking live ip to reality N E V E R. Relationships are fucking clown games and work and I HATE both.
>>34150039Yes
>>34149921Because even if you're tall, you can still be subhuman to a foid.
>>34150006It's a vibes issue. If he's excited to talk about it let him talk but if he's doing it because he thinks you're stupid, nah.>>34150001I did! I was small for my age until I was 12 and then I got taller than almost all the other girls it was glorious. A man my size is perfectly capable of making me feel small all he has to do is pick me up.>>34149997I get nervous when anybody tries to get to know me. I'm more comfortable being considered a cryptid than being known.
>>34150026>You might not want my clothes after I wear them I am uh, stinky.A rose is unaware of its own allure.
>>34150040Twist: the right is asmongold tucking and wearing panties.
>>34149979Because you don't like men.
what ethnicity are you tallanons?
>>34150028I was getting at the dom/sub/switch thing
>>34150033well yeah im the one with the pussy, im supposed to be submissive, not you
>>34150035No, I would not date a child.>>34150038I am a literal embryo with tits
>>34150059D-dont cry bb gurl I'm right here
>>34149979a stranger petting her head would probably cause her to freak out
>>34150059BOOOOOOO lame
>>34150059-_- you'd get put in the kennel for sure
>>34150057Nord
>>34150057Congolese
>>34150059>well yeah im the one with the pussy, im supposed to be submissive, not youWomen are learning
>>34150060>I am a literal embryo with titsHi
>>34150057whitest kind of white but the senpai went off the rails last gen
>>34149975I bought it. I was smart enough not to buy Avowed, tho.
>>34150057South Korean
>>34150057Germanic
Funny how the anons who claim to be white disappear when they're asked to post hands
>>34150071grim
>>34150040kafkaesque
>>34150046I guess I don't remember doing much roughhousing when I was 12 years old. As an adult, do you pump iron or do martial arts to get back the feeling of being a clobberer?
>>34150019I hate being this guy but, have you ever spoken to a therapist about that?>>34150021Kinda depends on the behavior no?>>34150029This is a "drunk only" move>>34150030Yeah she's got to be pretty convinced you're a sure thing if she's going to do that. >>34150054I think I'm more a member of the allium family than a rose. You wouldn't be able to leave the house in them.
>>34150070Oh, man... I paid the $1 promotional rate for a month of Game Pass and still felt ripped off by Starfield...I couldn't stomach more than two hours of it
>>34149968>Just not the ghostly pale ones. They freak me out a little bit.Don't you fuck spicy whites?
>>34150057deeply anglo-saxon, some scots-irish, and then mosaic of north germanic. 6'3
>>34150057Roughly 80% British Isles, the rest Norwegian or German/French.
>>34150057im a whitoid
>>34150074I'm white and I've posted my hand and forearm before, but I won't do it again. Femanons don't deserve it.
>>34150074last time i posted hand i got a "umm, sory if this is offensive, but how old are you?ruined my fukken day
>>34150074You could say that about women, too.>>34150075Why?
>>34150078All my life I've believed in grrl power, and today I believe in grrlic power.>tfw no grrlic gfWhy live?
Women, is this the current meta? Does it really work?>gain weight>boobs grow>lose weight>hope the boobs stay>repeat until desired results are achieved
>>34150085You're not attractive though.
>>34150087Brown women are less of a problem than brown men
>>34150055Underrated lol>>34150057Greek/Italian
There is a certain type of hair... I type of hair that when I see it I know what that woman is all about.
>>34150089>gain weight>boobs grow>lose weight>boobs become saggy and floppy and deflateddont listen to this guy women
>>34150089No, and it doesn't work. All that happens is you getting fat makes your boobs saggy when you lose weight.
>>34150088>grrlic powerUnironically need a t-shirt with this on it like right now
>>34150091South Koreans aren't brown
>>34150067Learning what, exactly?>>34150063How is it lame? You dont want to dominate?
>>34150074Have this reheated, months-old hand pic if you want one so badly.
>>34150089The fat goes everywhere but the boobs when you're flat
>>34150057Muttoid
>>34150099when they dont bleach their skin they are
>>34150087>Why?well there's the small matter of a really fucking terrifying arsenal pointed in your direction by deranged idiots
>>34150097Well... you could always wear mine.
>>34150099Never claimed they were
>>34150089By weight gain it came by weight loss it went
>>34150089NoIf you get fat you have to stay that fat if you want your boobs to not be saggy. Mine would look better if I'd never gotten up to 155 in the first place. They were big while I was fat tho.
>>34150100no not really at allbut i know most women arent into it that way, which is fine its not actually a big deal
>>34150090The femanons who saw my forearm pics felt differently.
>>34150101Mwrong side retard
>>34150100>Learning what, exactly?That male dominance is natural.
>>34150101Chimp hand proportions
>>34150071Height?
>>34149537bouncing vs grinding, which one tends to do it for you girls be it with a toy or partner?Men, thrusting in and out vs rolling your hips be it a toy or partner which does it for you?porn is a lie so it's best to actually go to the sources instead.
>>34150074I posted my hands in the past to prove I'm black but I have a feeling the next time I do it I'll get called indian lul
>>34150113I didn't.
>>34150118F. Grinding.
>>34150119Can you call me your nigga
>>34150074Funny how women never post their hands.
>>34150112Why not? Dont all men want to dominate?
>>34150118>Men, thrusting in and out vs rolling your hipsI need a bit of both, something like 40/60.
I forgot what sex feels like
>>34150120You don't know who I am or which pics were mine.
>>34150118My ex didn't feel me when she was on top of me, me cawk isn't really that big and she structurally wide so her vagoo was pretty wide too. I did enjoy it though.>>34150124Ask femboy67 on discord if he wants to dominate
my hands look like shit now21 with the hands of a 50 year old
>>34149838>Then like 30 minutes before he's ;all like sorry, he oversleptDid he say anything after that though? Did he try to make amends or just "sorry I overslept" into you getting ghosted?I've gotten cold feet (or changed my mind) about asking a girl out after getting her number, but I've never canceled a date without attempting to reschedule if I still think there's a chance I like the girl.
Kittenposter do you have any specific fantasies about how you want to be dominated or are you just gonna let him pick?
>"Women only want to date the top 10%" Yeah no shit, go outside, 90% of men are weakling beta fags. Instead of blaming women for not settling for garbage blame whoever put whatever the fuck they did into your food and water.
>>34150127Me too. My subconscious decided to remind me what fingering a girl feels like the other night while I was asleep, though.
>>34150134Disgusting?
>>34150127i will never in my life know what sex feels like
>>34150124naur but most do, those of us who dont are usually just weirdos
>>34150130what are glovesbaby don't hurt meno more
>>34150135No, pretty good. Squishy, ridged.
>>34150123I don't think I've seen a woman post anything here since October.
>>34150139i wear them but its too late nowpermanently damaged from cleaning solvents forever
>>34150132I would just let him pick. He can do whatever as long as its safe and not something disgusting
>>34150123Cuz niggaz is creeps yo
>>34150124At some point I'm just gonna have to save this image. This is probably the 8th or 9th time I've posted it, and I have gotten extremely efficient at pulling it up on google.
>>34150124I want a gf who pats my head.
>>34150132She wants someone to tie her up and brush a $100 bill under her nose until she cums
>>34150145>BDSM participantssample size of exclusively weird people is not really telling me a whole lot.
>>34150141what happened in october?
>>34150152Halloween. A couple of them posted costumes.
>>34150145>bdsm participantswow what a good approximation of the non-bdsm normie population of the world
>>34150153Were they hot or fat
>>34150143So if he stripped you naked, bounded you by the ankles and wrists, and alternated fucking you and cuddling with you on the couch, you'd be okay with that, right?
>>34150157Bro, shut up.
>>34150155Pretty hot! All pretty thin.I don't think any of those women post here very often, though.
>>34150124There are a lot of femdom posters on hereAs for me, I'm not a sub or even a switchBut idk just doming sounds boring
>>34150142you need to go talk to a doctorany doctor
/atoga/ men, I'm putting together a team.
>>34149609Yay pink man
>>34150141Actually, Kittenposter has posted some pics, I'd be remiss to not give her props for that. She's cute
>>34150163And I'm not a part of it by the looks of it
>>34150161>There are a lot of femdom posters on hereLiterally where
Women turn 35 and be like im sorry i didnt fuck you for 15 years and called you an incel please pay my mortgage
>>34150163I may be tall and buff but I suck at sports.
>>34150163Alright... one last job.
>>34150167I guess the correct term is malesub Are you happy?
>>34150162i went a few months ago for my first checkup since before covid but he mentioned nothing about themi mean its purely aesthetic, no real health problem caused my dry old person hands but now another thing to be insecure abouti should just accept that im old and give up on my physical appearance
>>34150170>I suck at sportsIs that why you were always under the bleachers?
Is there a single woman in the world who is attracted to men's feet the way men are obsessed with women's feet?
>>34150173Use hand lotion, anon. You can use it for things other than masturbating
>>34150171>Goth girls and their shoes
>>34150174*Sniff* Y--yes...
MenHow would you feel about a woman after seeing her headbutt a guy in the nose after he got in her face?
>>34150175Its a small subsection of degenerates. I dont understand the foot fetish.Male
>>34150177which kind is goodi bought some jergens (lol) but it doesnt seem like it does anything. placebo
>>34150175>I have a fetish>therefore other men must have this fetish tooWeak theory of mind.
>>34150175Once. I once saw a single woman footfag. That's it. I've seen a lot more women fatfags and women fartfags.
>>34150180Crazy bitchThat's my job
>>34150180>seeing her headbutt a guy"God, I wish that were me."
>>34150180Based
>>34150183You could try one of the various brands of "healing hand cream"They work pretty well on my hands whenever the cold weather dries 'em out and turns them into lizardman hands.
Why was I so overly empathetic as a kid but now I don't give a shit about anything?
>>34150128Everyone knows you as cbt anon
>>34150180>what a comedic situation haha>i really like this tartan patterned shirt but the only one in my size is on a mannequin, hmm let me find an employee to get it for me>"hi i want to try on this shirt but its on a mannequin. yeah over here">"thanks">walking to the fitting room>take off my jacket>"hmm this shirt is a little big, gosh i wasted that guys time>oh well at least i didnt spend any money>i should get something to eat>nah fast food is bad for you and im a fat ugly bastard i can skip lunch>walk out of store
>>34150192Depression
>>34150175Im still thinking about that grok shit from a few days ago
>>34150199What grok shit
>>34150197Not sure why but I'm imagining this taking place specifically in a Macy's.
>>34150199I have enough info on you to create an AI version of you to torture and rape for an eternity on my computer and you won't know until you die and your soul feels it.
>>34150192Seeing the complete bastards of humanity get away with everything, get the money, get the girls, get the fame, get the friendships, get the good lives has hardened you, jaded you and left you bitter and angry that you know for sure that the folks around you also know how fucked up this is yet they do nothing, they keep their heads down go about their lives and shush you for pointing it out because they knew what you know now, you are powerless to change this, any attempt will either be met with death or a life so shitty you wish you died instead. It usually hits people by the time they enter their 30s but now it's hitting teenagers, the teens of today know they have no future, they're futures are dying in foreign wars to appease corporate interests or being breeding slaves to keep pumping out children for either those same wars, a work force or a living sex toy for the degenerate completely immune from mortal law rich people.The whole world is fucked up, everything they told us growing up was a goddamn lie and you're too late into your life to do anything about it.it fucking sucks and it's why an increasing amoutn of people are just angry and bitter at life itself.
>>34150200Someone made grok remove her socks, and then someone made grok put salad dressing on her ai-generated bare feet
>>34150203Nta but I think the concept of "good" just has become morally neutral.
>>34150200someone used gok to remove my socks and cover them in cum>>34150202How exactly does my soul "feel" a matrix equation?
>>34150205Lmfao
>>34150192Did you have a normal upbringing? I'm just curious. At some point I also lost interest.
>>34150205You know, maybe living in cyberdystopia isn't so bad after all.
>>34150205link/pic? i need to see
>>34150208They weren't even your feet, why do you care so much?
Shocking: White man is listening to pimp musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARCzcHQ3PPU
>>34150217Pimping ain't easy
>>34150211What do you classify as normal, I think it wasn't too bad. Maybe a bit sheltered even. How was yours.
i want to touch myself but im scared my roommate is going to enter at any moment
>>34150226Pussy. I used to jack off with my parents right outside the door, or sitting in the adjoining washroom. Do it
>>34150226Just do it under a blanket and pretend to be napping if she comes in.
>>34150226Send pics to me
>>34150227>>34150228Demons post on this website
>>34150180>Men>How would you feel about a woman after seeing her headbutt a guy in the nose after he got in her face?I'd be so in love
>>34150230Even if I did get caught they wouldn't have done anything. My dad knows my dick is bigger than his. >"P-please, son... Stop jerking off... You're making me insecure..."
>>34150222Completely terrible. Parents separated in the process of moving to another country. Raised by no one but consoles tv and food mom was working up to 15h a day. I have no idea what life would be like had I had an adult at home or some kind of enviorenment that would schedule and structure my life. It's all done now anyways and maybe it's just excuses but idk.
Are redheads actually snowbunnies or is that a blackpill?
>>34150222And by normal I mean I don't know really, just have some sort of semi wise adult at home that sort of took care of you not sure
>>34150145>even BDSM women overwhelmingly have no interest in dominance in generalits over
>>34150242>snowbunnyi think you mean mudsharkbut yeah i noticed that trend in high schooli have not seen a redhead since then though
>>34150226I used to jerk off when my roomie brought his gf over, that quickly stopped. Do it you wuzz
>>34150242"Snowbunnies" don't exist, jeet.
>>34150244It feels stupid. Pretending I can dominate and control a man who's obviously stronger than me. I feel the same way about it that I do roleplaying.
>>34150240>>34150243Yeah kinda the same, parent split when I was a kid and my mom was kinda uninvolved in raising me. All I did was play video games and did shit in school. So now I've grown up into a lazy jaded bastard I guess. I mean it's weird it seemed normal, but looking back I just think man what the fuck.
>>34150242>are my porn memes realanon this isnt even a degeneracy issue this is just basic intelligence
>>34150251>I feel the same way about it that I do roleplaying.>tfw women hate playing D&D and co-op RPGsWhy live?
I wish Bleached was a real thingThe blacked underwear is so tacky
>>34150257Nag but whenever I play RPGs and shit I end up just minmaxing instead of roleplaying. Wtf is wrong with me.
Should I trust my gut instinct or ignore it in favour of overthinking?
>>34150261You don't really care about roleplaying but do like to play games.
>>34150259It's pretty much just Calvin Klein.
>>34150252A mother can do so much and honestly I think how I am played a role too but seeing the trajectory others with very unstructured lives and shitty circumstances play out makes me think circumstances play a big role but I can't really blame shit because it is what it is and all I can do is just do something now because I can't go back but what has happened has obviously had an effect on me.
I see complaints of people talking about fetishes as cringe ERP, but THIS >>34150226 is what happens when you let actual retarded fags larp ITT for so long.
>>34150264Yeah and it'd look better with bleached than blacked
>>34150257I was talking about the sex stuff but yeah that too.If I wanted to act I'd be in a play
>>34150263Perhaps. I think I just roleplay as myself lol.
>>34149547Same, I missed out, it's beyond fucking over.
>>34150251for me its more emotional and psychological for me overall but yeah i get what you mean, its definitely a silly desire
>>34149547I'm glad it happened to me at 26, I got hit by a cougar when I cried about being a virgin on discord
>>34150219Truly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmNPPXGuaK0
>>34150264My mom used to date that guy after he got hit by a car. It was a different time.
>>34150275when i did that shes like "oh this isnt going to work out youre too young and pure for me"and now im impure and old and still single
>>34150269>Lil Tay is posting BNWO bait on her twitterGood for her. I'm glad she made her bag and can now make those gooner pedophiles seethe.>>34150270>Yeah and it'd look better with bleached than blackedYeah, especially in white. At least for me.
>>34150271>women don't want to cuddle up in bed with a nice play and read the lines of dialogue to each otherIt's over, it's really over, why live?
yeah can we please have a discussion about cougars? i had a woman introduce herself to me specifically as a cougar, she would have been mid 50s early 60s, and i was maybe 20 (and very cute). shit's freaky, still don't know what to think.
>>34150267well shes returned and across the room from me
>>34150284Eugh
>>34150288Ask her to join
>>34150251well aren't you a bundle of play and fun. unimaginative foids...
>>34150286>shit's freaky, still don't know what to think.They go after younger men specifically because they're easier to manipulate than older men.They're just as bad as creepy old men who prey on college students; practically the same thing.
>>34150265I mean obviously it's intrinsic too, my parents were both pretty damn lazy so like mother/father like son and all that. There's a million different reasons things ended up as they did, I probably couldn't name all of them, and even if one or two things were different I'm not sure I would've ended up any better.
>>34150286I'm only 33 I have no insight for you.
>>34150294except there's no real threat because they're women
>>34150249>>34150253I'm Dutch, and I don't watch porn. The reason for my trepidation is anons always saying it like its a truism.
>>34150293I'm a visual artist and I'm offended that you're trying to make me talk. I'm with set design not the performers.
Did anyone else's grandparents scare the shit out of them by telling them sugar would make your teeth fall out, and then they showed you their dentures and raw gums and said it happened to them.
>>34150297Eh, famous last words.
>>34150282>Good for her. I'm glad she made her bag and can now make those gooner pedophiles seethe.NTA. I think anon means she supports blacked fetishism.
>>34150298>Sure full of porn addicts is also full of porn memesWoah
>>34150300My grandparents don't wear dentures.
>>34150301i unironically cannot think of anything to worry about
men, what would you do if your girlfriend had one of those spiders with the deadly boner-inducing venom and slipped it in your underwear while you were asleep?
Who's your favorite atoga poster?
>>34150307Hot glue it
>>34150307Kill gf.
>>34150305>the animal can't think of any possible way it could go wrong before stepping into the trap
>>34150308Exhibanon
>>34150307I'd literally die, I'm allergic to spiders.
>>34150308It doesn't matter, they don't come here anymore, they're gone now.
>>34150299thats fine, its just a shame to see self-consciousness spring up here, feels unnecessarily limiting
>>34150307Die?
>>34150307stupid pointless posttheres no such thing as boner venomor really any such thing as aphrodisiacs at all
>>34150308Her
>>34150307make it bite her and watch her grow a boner of her own
>>34150269>its realjesus fucking christ what man
>>34150323>>34150269Post it
>>34150319You wanna bet
The women are retarded. They hate men too much to have productive relationships.
>>34150312women are not threatening, and cannot harm me if i dont allow itwhat is she going to manipulate me into doing, have sex with her? oh no anything but that
>>34150307>t.
>>34150307reprimand her for putting spiders on me and then muse with her what other drugs/scenarios we could play with while fucking. love the idea of having a gf slip a high dose edible into some food and turning me into a shakey endlessly cooming mess
>>34150324Just go on her twitter and scroll. retweeting queen of spades cuck tweets and shit. vile
>>34150302>she supports blacked fetishism.Eww
>>34150331I don't have x
>>34150325yeah actuallyi bet $35 no such thing existsif you can convince me and post your cashapp or something you WILL be $35 richer
>>34150301>pretty lady so obsessed and enamored with me that she kills me so i belong to her for all eternityfine by me
Would you date someone with the same name as your dad / mom
>>34150295I guess so man
>>34150334Nah I don't need cash. Just sleep real tight for me tonight ;)
I resent that women are weaker than men. I wish we could live in a world where we are equal in strength.
>>34150338a girl named mike would be odd>>34150343i will im going to drink a whole bottle of $7 wine
>>34150269>>34150323Her Twitter is a dead link you muckraking fucks
>>34150342Holy based, timmies can't control their women
>>34150338If I was attracted to her, sure. I don’t meet many women who share my mom’s name, though.It’s not even an unusual one, just not a popular name for my cohort I guess.It would feel a lot weirder if I was on a first-name basis with my mom instead of knowing her mostly as Mom.
>>34150342>On August 3, 2025, shortly after her 18th birthday, Tay launched an OnlyFans account. After three hours of the account being open, Tay posted a screenshot on social media which showed a gross revenue of $1,024,298I hate this timeline.I hate vapid whores and the legions of worthless men who throw money at them.
>>34150269>>34150342literally fucking who
>>34150352You know she's Asian? Are you tarded?
Wtf, I thought y'all were lying.
>>34150358Another guy fooled by blonde hair dye lol
>>34150358Asians are literally white
>>34150344We may not have equal strength, we may not have equal size, but at least we have equal intelligence.Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if most of the women ITT are smarter than most of the men ITT.
>>34150363M>Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if most of the women ITT are smarter than most of the men ITT.That seems to be the case as far as I can tell.
>>34150363Nope>>34150366Simp
Femanon, why aren't you letting moids send you money while affirming your superiority?
>>34150369Mno.
>>34150366>>34150367It's true
>>34150367Compelling counterargument.
>>34150193Who?
>>34150367>SimpNah, not even. I don't like all of them, but this is plainly observable.The dumbest posters here are all men.
>>34150359How is this black related?
>>34150380My toes are male toes, you're gay.
>>34150363>but at least we have equal intelligence.wishful thinkingeven if that were so, even at higher intelligence, women and men have a certain disconnect.
>>34150193Kek this, he finally came back after fumbling another foid
10pm, time for bed
>>34150363if a man is dumber than the women here then he has to be really really fucking stupid
>>34150370I already make more than anyone here. I'm not about to sell myself for chump change.
>>34150334how are we defining aphrodisiac here? there is nothing particularly special about boners or sexual interest. you can make someone be more impulsive with something like L-DOPA (known side effect of causing people uncharacteristically to e.g. cheat on their spouses), or administer a prolactin inhibitor to lower or remove their refractory period. edibles make my dick super sensitive, enough that it gets distracting, it absolutely could constitute (for me) an aphrodisiac. idk.
>>34150395And yet...
Euro men are so dreamy >-<
>>34150397She's made millions, and you're probably hotter than she is.
>>34150406tf a US nigga gotta do to get comments like this? i can be dreamy ;_;
>>34150406Thanks :)
>>34150405Trump only cares about Israel.
>>34150406No I'm not.
TOMORROW IS THE DAY I DIE! <3
>>34150416You're staying alive tonight for the Golden Globes?
>>34150416Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
>>34150409>tf a US nigga gotta do to get comments like this?not be fat, bathe regularly and not dress like an idiot
>>34150400Nta but I don't have a refractory period
Girls, can you please pretend to be my wife for a minute. Should I get percale cotton, or Egyptian cotton bed sheets? The percale are a little cheaper, but I don't really care about that, I just don't know the difference between them.
>>34150417it's always terminal. what we have now is the necessary end-state of human nation projects. there is not any society in existence right now that is not either running itself into the ground or having run itself into the ground already
>>34150423Honey just go to sleep I don't feel like talking about this right now
>>34150416I'll miss you tho
>>34150420Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
>>34150421i like being a fat idiot, it's part of my brand
>>34150423Did you take out the trash?
>>34150089Step 2 never happened for me :/
>>34150428Hey, bathe and dress halfway decent and you can fail upwards a decent ways
>>34150425There's a bit fucking hole in the fitted sheet, susan, I need to order a new one!God, and you pretend to wonder why your first marriage fell apart.
>>34150317>unnecessarily limitingEh, I know what I like. I don't feel unnecessarily limited by removing chunks of tomato from my salad.>>34150338I did for a blip. Was weird.>>34150380You'll never gaze on these grippers>>34150423What you want to look at is thread count. The higher the thread count the smoother the sheets. Without knowing, Egyptian cotton. It's longer fibers so it's softer, but more expensive.
>>34150432>married used goodstard
>>34150430Did you get a nice ass at least
>>34150416Why?
>mfw my atoga parents are arguinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiUTv7bvfN4
Women would you cheat on daddy with your sexy grandpa who knows way more than him?
>>34150440i knew a morgan and morgan in middle school. like the law firm hahamorgan was really hot though, while morgan was kinda goofy looking
>>34150440We had a "Jordan and Jordan" too lolIt would definitely be less weird for me to date someone with my name rather than my dad's. Yours is funnier though.
Out of curiosity any girls named mark here. Just wondering.
>>34150448Thats how money works brokie.
>>34150359She's also making fun of Charlie Kirk's death on her xittter. She really has no time for white bois.
How do I get some female pussy femanons?
>>34150446nta but lol.That's my surname, and my family has a good laugh about my intellectually disabled little bro having the initials J.P.Mentally three years old but physically 29 magnate, J.P. Morgan
>>34150449mark is a boys name
>>34150457I think I have just the word for you
>>34150460Hair to hair, sister.
>>34150458It could also be a girl's name if a girl is named that
do ugly people exist in europe?
Have you ever met a celebrity in person?
Giving these out to brown femanons
>>34150458my cats name is marki used to attentionwhore him all the timeim basically his pimp
>>34150467lmao
>>34150463Please don't do me like these please I'm in shambles I can't take another blow please please resbond to my question blease :-DDDD
>>34150469Post Mark!
>>34150466I met the guy who plays the glee club teacher on Glee while my family was dragging me through random shops on Rodeo Drive.He was buying white gold sunglasses and really, really didn't want to talk to my stepsister who was harassing him for a photo lol
>>34150466my second cousin once removed who lives in georgia met steven yeun in a grocery storethe asian guy who got his shit beat in in the walking dead
I wish I was a smooth motherfucker
>>34150460>You are a mark My fanny pack, short hair, and my feet that barely clear the ground when I walk beg to differSource: like 17 years ago I read something that said pickpockets avoid people who don't lift their feet off the ground very much while walking because they're more observant than a high stepper. They have to be or they'd trip.
>>34150480What's stopping you g?
>>34150466My dad met srv or so he told me
>>34150469Mark is best /atoga/ regular.
>be a "chad", fucked 10+ women, not proud of it, but know I could have been sluttier if I wasn't so picky>Am calm, charismatic, usually smooth>meet a girl from europe on vacation in the city I live in>great conversation, great sex, great food, perfect>she changes her solo travel plans a couple times to see me more>as I fall more and more in love, realize she's not super into a future despite telling me she loves me first, cooking for me, moving her schedule for me, flying for me, buying me food, etc.>remember how she would compliment me at the beginning, essentially calling me a player or a rock star and she was just my groupie>realize I was just a plaything for her, despite everything she was just enthralled and infatuated with me as a little sideshow for her vacation>to me, she was perfect, I imagined her to be my wife, she was the best I've ever had>this kind of girl would never fall for me if we were in our home country, the excitement of her fantasy about me is what drove her to me>breaks up with me and any attempts to talk with her end in a block, "dont talk to me anymore">now am entirely crushed, I was used as a fantasy for my fantasy girl
>>34150477hes in my sisters roommaybe later this week im kinda drunk togiht
>>34150465Of course. There are uglies everywhere
MenSerious answers, please. If your boss was a woman, what type of boss would you want her to be? Strict? One of the guys? The type that leaves you to your own devices? I have several men that work under me and I feel like there's a slight disconnect.
>>34150466Bill Pulman but I was a babyI've "met" most of MCR and somehow managed to meet Twenty One Pilots before they blew up but those don't count all I did was stand outside after a concert.
>>34150489All three in moderation. I will eventually become a loafer who does nothing if there's no strictness at all, but I will eventually leave if there's only strictness and you neglect the other types.
>>34150483Being a whack ass motherfucker
>>34150463NtaFemale cats are often more independent. Less cuddly.
>>34150489Maybe this isn't a helpful answer, but a mixture of the three.Be firm and confident, establish good rapport with us and delegate stuff to us as needed.I guess I can only speak for myself, but I'm not gonna feel like I'm being henpecked if my boss, a woman, has to lay down the law every now and then, but I'll expect her to trust me to handle things on my own too.I'll be a little put off by a woman who tries too hard to be "one of the guys"; I might find it a little patronizing.
>>34150486Well at least you understand what happened brobro
>>34150489I'd just want you to let me do my job in peace, and if I messed something up hold me accountable for it. You're the boss not their friend.
>>34150489i dont knowi would want her to be a good boss. tough but fair. but not so tough i resent her. competent and admirable. all my women bosses have been dumb old hags. well so have my male bosses so idk. be good
>>34150489What are their/your positions
>>34150493Everyone is wack as fuck, anon. We're all just trying to do our best.The path to smoothness is one paved by not self-deprecating yourself in front of others at every turn.Listen to other people carefully, participate and try to internalize that everyone makes mistakes but is trying to do their best.
>>34150489Do they know about your harem?
>>34150466No.
>>34150489No need to pull out the categories I think. Just try to do your job as a boss properly, also everyone will have their preference, someone might prefer to be left to their devices, another will want another thing, so no need to try to cover it all, just try to do your job as best as possible with good intentions that's all.
>>34150501Sorry about your wife, bro. Can I borrow some money?
AHHHHH my balls are in a knot FEmanon take my PAAAAAAnts off and untist thEEEM pleAAAASEE AAAAAAAAahhhhh
>>34150338Probably not. I've actually never met someone else with their names bar one that is also family but it doesn't make sense to be afraid of the same name.
>>34150502In front of others is one thing but you gotta feel smooth to be smooth. You gotta think you're smooth. You feel me.
>>34150511Hey bro let me help you out bro but please remember our eyes cannot meet while I help you otherwise it would be gay
>>34150494Just like female humans
i have hiccups :c
>>34150494Fuuuuck no it completely depends on the cat
>>34150489Personality doesn't matter as much as competence. If you're not actively making things worse/more difficult by being a retard little else matters to me.
>>34150513Of course.And the way you do that is to acknowledge the unsmoothness in others and to cut down on negative self-talk. At least in my opinion.
Shut the fuck up.*plap plap plap*
>>34150517*burps you*
>>34150519Exaaaaactly that's sort of what I was trying to say with my post here >>34150508
>>34150511*tightens knot*
I think men dislike me deeply
>>34149971>I disagree. I like women.>But regardless, what if she calls the cops or something?Maybe a hot female cop will show up?
>>34150520Maybe maybe. I guess it's a start. Thanks g.
>>34150526Hi
>>34150526Why, mopey
>>34150526no i only dislike you shallowly
>>34150517Remind yourself that the hiccups are not real>>34150526You used to be my thread crush
>>34150526Why
Women would you be okay with a house rabbit that roamed freely?
>>34150523that did not work but thank you for trying
>>34150518Obviously it depends on the cat. But it's true enough that if you want a cuddler and you don't get to meet them first you should pick the male.
Holy (you)s
Why do women like "ugly cute" men but men don't like "ugly cute" women? What I've observed in general is that men seem to settle for less attractive women but still maintain the same standard of beauty they had before. Like when men talk about Marilyn Monroe types being their perfect girl, then go and marry a skinny tomboy.I guess at the end of the day I won't care as long as I'm getting laid and being taken care of by my man. But it's such a weird male quirk.
>>34150540She's too good at this shit.
>>34150542men 1000% like ugly cute women and women absolutely do not like ugly cute men.
>>34150535I'm allergic. A rabbit in the house period is a deal breaker.
>>34150543I think it's as much a failing on our part honestly
>>34150542>Why do women like "ugly cute" menBulllllllllllllll shit
>>34150539I don't know bro the clingiest cat I have ever experienced was female and I have had like 5, 3 females and 2 males. But the males were really cuddly too tbf it's just that this particular female cat was just something else.
Plap
>>34150542I love women with nose.
>>34150533Used to be... wtf
>>34150547what the fuck
>>34150548How could I broach the subject of being perfectly happy to pay for her to get braces, but totally only if she wants and that I'd love her either way, but just don't want her to think she can't ask if she does want them, without her getting upset and thinking I don't like her fucked up teeth?
My friend has a male cat and apparently he was a total asshole. Except when I came over, he'd huddle into a corner and try to not get noticed.
There’s no way this new captcha is more secure than the old text-based one
>>34150535I think the dogs would tear it apart so better not.
>>34150550Absolutely. Ugh lmao
>>34150558That's rapeanon. Just ignore him.
>>34150552I think I'm basing it off my own experiences with cats, I have never met a cuddly female. Not one of em.
>>34150561Bro, half the humans can't even solve it.
Why do dog houses (houses with dogs not the little ones) smell like shit. They all have that same unpleasant smell.
>>34150548I think you intentionally misunderstood what I said. A man's standard of perfection stays the same, but he settles for someone who's "good enough". Meanwhile I meet women who genuinely think people like Rick Moranis or Nathan Fielder are peak male performance.Also the girl in your picture has above average features and just needs dental work. Men know this.
>>34150568As a turing test though, it seems like it’d be easier for ai to answer
>>34150569Because they have a dog in them. The smell you are smelling is "dog".
>>34150557NTA. Why would you want to be some atoga loser's crush?
>>34150577I like being liked
>>34150567Hmmm well if I think more about it the oldest female cat wasn't cuddly at all, she was the mother of the 2 males and 1 female. Out of their "family" you are right the females were more distant. The two males liked being pampered a lot. Then the extremely clingy female was another cat that was my neighbours that I would feed sometimes and it seemed she could spend the entire day around me or on my lap and she wouldn't stop purring. Also meowed when she saw me coming.
>>34150526I think you're projecting :-)
Yeah you know what I think I should ghost herSince she obviously doesn't have the balls to do it herself
>>34150438I'm told I have a "bubble butt" if that's a good thing
>>34150584Yeah
>>34150467I'm brown and I will gladly review the BWC footage
>>34150584That is a good thing!
>>34150587Gay
>>34150587Which type of brown, just out of curiosity
>>34150587Thank you for letting us know
>>34150580Interesting, I wonder how much the temperament of the parents goes into it too. My girl would meow when she saw me coming but I'm almost certain she was saying "hey you with the thumbs. Do this" every time lol.The weirdest thing about cat sexes I've learned so far is the Orange cats are almost always boys and calicos almost always girls thing.
Femanons why do you love humblebragging and pitybaiting so much
My male cat is literally kneading my boobs this very second
>>34150467>WC>no Bso close but so far..
alcogol seems to slow time downso the more drunk i get,, the more time i have to post in this threadso basically im managing my time welll, turning 3 hours into 45 minuetes so i get more sleeep
>>34150590Does it really matter, all brown women are sexy.
>>34150593I just googled calico cat and that's exactly what the clingy female cat looked like lmao it's literally her.
>>34150590#CF9165
>>34150599Time is going so fucking fast right now. I had a coffee after 5pm.
>>34150496>Well at least you understand what happened brobroyeah but it still stings. It tells me I can't get that caliber of girl in a normal setting, I have to be in a certain atmosphere in a certain setting and at the end of the day, that kind of girl just wants to use me and leave.The girls I have long relationships with have already had their time with guys like me, or never got to in a couple cases.I don't want to be the vacation fuck. I want to be the life fuck. I love her still so much.
>>34150582NahI talked to some men with enthusiasm today and they did not like it
>>34150605Very nice. But I meant like, which continent's style of brown lol
>>34150437you misunderstand. i'm saying what you're looking at is status quo humanity, you're acting like there is a way to organize things where it all works out, except there isn't.
>>34150608well... did you end up fucking your friend? was the cat a successful wingman?
moids here are really low iq
I am ugly when I smile... my entire face like protrudes. maybe I need to get fat
>>34150609Date night or pissing contests in 'toga?
>>34150571Idk. doesn't seem that good at it.
>>34150605how did u get ur exact color asking for a friend
Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>34150614My eyes go weird and my teeth look grotesque
>>34150606slooooow down slooooooooooooooow doooooowndud duh udhud uhdu dudbdudhudhsudhdudhdulook at this demon child
>>34150602You are welcome.>>34150599Yeah no
>>34150613you tell em sis
>>34150610OhSouth America, then>>34150618I just used htmlcolorcodes.com and found the closest match to my skin tone
>>34150617>$100 says she's indian (dot not feather)I've always thought south Asian women were pretty vッv
>>34150489military-tier strict hard-ass. i want to have fear boners when i've done something wrong
>>34150614No, you should learn to smile propperly by controlling your face muscles.
>>34150613Yeah well this is 4chan after all not Mensa. This is where guys with a superiority complex to when they can't get into that
>>34150594"objectively" is a funny word that's losing it's meaning. Attractiveness is never objective but there is a cultural standard of attractiveness. Most well adjusted people would consider the perfect cultural male ideal to be uncanny. The looksmaxxer type men are a good examples of this. Women don't actually want them because they've created their own ideal after years of being pavlov'd by Rick Moranis movies.The fact that women are more attracted to talent and commitment to one's craft is less shallow than only being attracted to looks. This has always bothered me about men. If I were to become the world's most famous novelist it wouldn't actually result in any more dates than I already get, because I will always look the same.
>>34150622dDDUUUDE its only beenm FIVE minutes since my last post wtfffffff
>>34150604Awww>>34150614You got horse teeth? I dated a guy with them, he had really nice hair.
>>34150620It's hard being alive isn't it
>>34150605That's like a tan you ain't brown bro
>>34150621Icannotslowdownthetimeisdoingfastsofastaaaaaaaa
>>34150624>OhStill very nice. We like you. Very pretty hair and eyesI hope you get a chance to review the footage
>>34150609>with enthusiasmSo you had a big smile? Eye contact? Bouncing up and down a bit for no reason?>>34150614A bit of baby fat can make you look waaaay more feminine
>>34150633Yeah, I look like a goblin or ogre or something. I try not to smile and people just say I look angry. So I'd rather that
Do east asians count as brown?
>>34150626and i'm saying you aren't understanding at all what i'm talking about. you need to scale your thinking up.
>>34150640They're yellow
>>34150640Southeast Asians and south Asians, yeah.A lot of east Asians are also literally brown, but I'd be less quick to file them under B for brown.So sayeth BWC
>>34150617I'm just autistic and my mind went to hexadecimal first, okay>>34150634This may shock you, but brown people get even browner when they tan>>34150636We all deserve footage that makes us happy
>>34150637>Bouncing up and down a bit for no reason?Not that, that would be weird
>>34150635chuilla out babelook at this clock
>>34150089It worked for me. Sorry for all you other girls with shit genetics.
>>34150557I have a gf now
>>34150644>This may shock you, but brown people get even browner when they tanThat's shocking (not really)
>>34150649Why was I your thread crush
>>34150644>We all deserve footage that makes us happyYea, verily.>>34150650A brown woman with tanlines... oh man
>>34150526i don't know who you are enough to dislike you shallowly, let alone deeply
>>34150645It does feel weird, but men are visual creatures and like to see the female body in motion, so if you have even a tiny bit of jiggle, you should use it
>>34150584Everyone likes those. Male, female, gay, straight. Doesn't matter.
>>34150646Made in america
>>34150651Because you were crushing it ahahaahahha *hand emoji* *hand emoji*
>>34150089this is called having an eating disorder
Getting drunk the night before work award :/
>>34150657it puts me at easyewe used to be areal countyr ypu knowwe made clocks and shit
>>34150624Much love for latinx women
>>34150644Anyways do you have breasts product of naturally fabricated estrogen?
>>34150659Why do you have a gf if you're stupid
>>34150661why you do that to yourself
>>34150665I'm not the anon that originally responded to you maybe I should have mentioned that teehee
>>34150651I don't think it would be appropriate to go into detail. >>34150659This isn't me.
>>34150666I don't do it often (maybe five times a year on average), but I do it because I'm weak to the temptation of feelin' good.I've been struggling with trying to resist relapsing on my drug of choice (weed) and am substituting that craving with alcohol.I've also been jonesing for a cigarette pretty hardcore for a couple of weeks now, but I know I won't slip up on that, at least. Haven't had one in a decade.
On the topic of thread crushes, who's yours?
>>34150314You're cool too, anon.
>>34150668>I don't think it would be appropriate to go into detail.Very wise.>>34150672Probably the same as his, also formerly.
>>34150672SweetnLow
>>34150672I'm feeling the brown anon but I'm not sure if it's a man or a woman, I think it's a dude bro
>>34150672>On the topic of thread crushes, who's yours?KP
>>34150668Why>>34150674Wtf did I doYou btoh hate Me?
>>34150613Men make up most geniusesMen have more brain cellsMen are less emotional when it comes to important decision making but women still abuse them when they let their guards down
>>34150666nta but I just don't care anymore
>>34150679She's cute. If I were younger, she'd probably be mine as well.
>>34150672Her but she hates me
>>34150668How did you get a girlfriend
>>34150685Same dog.
>>34150466MaleYes, I saw Hugh Jackman in person at the Real Steel premiere. I also saw Judas Priest in San Antonio in 2022 which was awesome.
>>34150680>WhyBecause I have a gf now.
Have you come to terms with the fact that this is the final year?
Maybe i should actually just give up on dating altogheterIt seems like too much trouble to go throughAnd then theres almost zero reciprocation from women, so it feels like you are a jester dancing for her approval.And then when you send her a msg to start conversation she takes 5 hours to reply or just leave you on read forever...I know im not very handsome but dating shouldnt be impossible to doBlackpill.
>>34150691Am I like her or something what does that have to do anything
>>34150672anemia girl
>>34150688WhaMaybe man I dunno, I haven't mentioned this before now
>>34150693Maybe I'm just a lazy fuck but I can't see what's so compelling about relationships it's just extra work for what
I should become an alcoholic in 2026.
>>34150664I don't have implants if that's what you mean>>34150681She specified men *here* anon, you don't get to take credit for all mankind's geniuses
>>34150692yea
>>34150701I don't see why not. It's not going to matter soon.
>>34150701its quite easy myfriendo
"who's your thread crush" nigga there are like 5 identifiable girls, all the dudes are gonna name the same one
>>34150701The name doesn't suit you, you should change it to something more suitable
>>34149537I don't care how tall a gal is as long as she's submissive and cute
>>34150701Already on that big dawg
>>34150706That is becoming readily apparent to me.They sell it everywhere, and it makes me feel gud.I already am an alcoholic, honestly, so I should probably stop buying alcohol outside of special occasions.I think I can do it...
>>34150702>I don't have implants if that's what you meanBueno...
>>34150654Is that why you guys like that?And here I was enjoying men bouncing because I enjoy watching them experience childlike joy for a moment, don't I feel foolish.
>>34150672i like that paralegal anon that travels a lot. she seems like she'd be a fun person to do things with, plus i'm a work-from-home guy who is always busy with his projects (with breaks as needed) so we'd probably pair well since she travels so much, i'd have no problems finding things to do in her absence.
>>34150708Alright.
>>34150692Why is it final
>>34150687She asked me out after we played a game together online for a couple months.>>34150696Because it would be disrespectful to her for me to compliment another woman.
>>34150715We also like it for that reason. The slight jiggle is just the icing on the cake.
>>34150675your post is embarrassing. don't respond to me again until you can actually engage with what i'm saying, instead of projecting your confusion
>>34150723Gary, put your name back on.
>>34150679>>34150683Hello spaghetti-os
>>34150662Oh, this isn't QT but an american?
>>34150672Why not answer my own question.I used to like JH, but after a while I felt like I was being ridiculous for liking her because I don't personally know her enough to like her that way. Also she already has a boyfriend and a girlfriend so I didn't feel morally right about crushing on a taken woman. Stupid reasoning maybe to some, but it's what happened.
White man is still listening to pimp music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP0JLjMV_m4
>>34150723Holy shit you are such an alpha male always in control of the situation holy fuck I wish I had a father so I could have had a chance to become someone like you holy shit
>>34150725They're talking about Kim Possible.
>>34150720I don't think I'm who you think I am then
>>34150723hotwife? no i just want her to come back home so i can show her my progress and she can say:>good job anon! wow ^^and pat my head and then i can say: :D
>>34150732They're talking about Kermit poster
>>34150672>him
>>34150726just cuz ima retarded drunk asshole doesnt mean im qt
Men: have a crush on meMen: date someone else anyway happens every time
I ain't quite where I think I am
>>34150705Nothing matters if you missed the last age of getting your shit together. People just cope because they like to deny reality and they find comfort in their delusions. Everyone knows the truth deep down.
>>34150733Have you have a thread nickname?
>>34150692Are we nuking everything next year? Don't get my hopes up.>>34150701Perhaps not. Stomach ulcers are no fun.
>>34150739Maybe he got tired of waiting on you to be remotely available to him.
>>34150727hey i concede, i never was able to test into the special olympics let alone win a bunch of gold medals, i kneel
>>34150739Hey you didn't want to date me first
Need 5ft cute latina who exists to suck me off and fuck me
>None of the femanons have a thread crushIt's over.
>>34150739She asked him out though
mark came out and went into his bed
>>34150749We're either all very low-quality men or this thread is populated mostly by women who just want to fuck with us. Oh well!
>>34150752Oh hi Mark
>>34150738I don't remember a time we had two drunk assholes to identify.
>>34150752Hi Mark.
>>34150739I'm too nervous of making women uncomfortable to ask them out.>>34150747Not me.
>>34150749They all secretly love the fat and balding guy.
>>34150752Whoa... very handsome. I love gray cats.Is Mark secretly a tortoise shell cat? Any sneaky cream or orange spots on this creature?
>>34150742Like what
>>34150743No. Nothing so interesting as that unfortunately. more of the whimper kind than the bang kind.
>>34150752I want to give Mark head pats and treats.
>>34150759Yeah yeah whatever nta
>>34150752Cute
>>34150752cute!>>34150755kek
>>34150761hes all gray
>>34150725You're not Korrasami Poster.
>>34150754Pathetic.
>>34150743>Perhaps not. Stomach ulcers are no fun.I accepted a while ago that I am one, truthfully. I'm a polyaddict.I need to cut it out. I think I can after tonight, thankfully.
Do women realize they could have prevented the 2024-28 trump term by simply dating men diverse men?
>>34150773>dating men diverse men8 iq
>>34150768Nice. You're lucky to exist near him, although I'm probably the last person that needs to tell you that.
>>34150773>more diverse men*in terms of not chad, not like racially diverse.
>>34150773Ew who dates men anymore.
>>34150749>thread males enable the worst male posters>refuse to protect femanons so we have femanon namefags to talk with>still think they should be admiredYou guys are gay.
>>34150725Ew, I meant KorraPoster
>>34150773I don't think women could have done anything to stop AIPAC or Mossad from doing what they do, sadly. I know men couldn't.
>>34150752Hello mark!!
>>34150779>"Enable" >"Protect" My lardass in Christ, what the fuck do you want us to do on an anonymous imageboard? Type harder? Ain't no fuckin simp
>>34150760Wow they love me?
>>34150776thank broim following in his footssteppes and going to bedd too once im done with my drink
>>34150773The femanons that date conservative men deserve them.
999...
>>34150783Wow, look at that cat.
>>34150744He was talking to a lot of girls apparently>>34150747Who? I meant irl
>>34150780oh..Ill change you mind. remove your pants
>>34150786Substitute drink with pet Mark sometimes imhoOxytocin from cat pet, maybe a good book too, make brain calm
>>34150175I wouldn't be averse to giving a guy a foot massage, but I'm not a footfag.>>34150205>grok>her
>>34150795I would give a foid a foot massage.However I am a footfag.ergo, you are also a footfag and are just in denial.
>>34150790WDXMBT
>>34150793I prefer KorraPoster too
>>34150793Bro...Nobody likes you, why are you trying to take their pants off?
>>34150789Men might be less interested in conservative politics if they didn't feel like most women hated them just for being men.
>>34150795>foot massagesounds uncomfortablewomens extremities are often coldi dont want your ice cold feet touching me sorry
>>34150797The men online who thirst for ethnic girls are doing it to slight white women who they feel rejected them. They don't actually like non-white women.
>>34150792It could've been irl
>>34150798It was about to be the 999 post but THIS >>34150789 guy right here got it by posting 1 second before me
>>34150797It's different because men can't get pregnant.
>>34150797Hey, I think goth girl is hot
>>34150801you dont like me?
>>34150804That isn't necessarily true. Some of us really do just like 'emI've never felt slighted by white women but do like black women, southeast and east Asian women and Latina women
>>34150805Isn't it going to be
>>34150804Lmao! NTA, but this is gigacope. I love me some latinx baddies.
>>34150793>>34150809Man I never realized how fuckin ugly these things are, adult cats are way cuter
>>34150811Not him, but when is it supposedly going to be?
>>34150804No I do actually like brown women. I actually prefer them.
>>34150793You'll be scared off because I'm uncut.
>>34150812I wasn't trying to imply that you CAN'T be with non-white men, just that when I said 'more diverse men' I didn't mean it in that way, I just meant a generally broader group of men who are not chad, not specifically more ethnic men.
>>34150809How many times do you need to be told it? You need to change your behavior if you want people to like you.
>>34150809NTA. You're intentionally a dick, and not in a funny way.
>>34150809The only KP I think is cool, is KorraPoster, truth sucks but such is life.
Girls, help me come up with a somewhat unique color scheme for some necrons I want to paint.
>>34150820what is wrong with my behavior
>>34150811You didn't seem to want it that way
>>34150816I'm going to end up on the news one day
drunk piece of shit herei cannot remember if i took a shower already or not so im taking another one
>>34150828Alright bro keeping yourself clean alright man
>>34150809eh you seem ok enough but you normally ignore my posts which is crazy
>>34150802You're interested in conservative politics because your feelings are hurt...and you guys say women make decisions based on emotions, psh.
>>34150828>drunk piece of shit hereI think I should join you brudda
>>34150824NAG but give em that oil slick look. The simultaneously green and purple iridescent look"chameleon" I think I've seen it called beforeOr maybe you could do white with green lights, or yellow with red or blue lights
>>34150824Women h8 40k
>>34150825You have been told multiple times in the past, yet never do anything to improve so we might as well be talking to a fucking brick wall.
>>34150832No you shouldn't join him bro
We're really all going through it tonight huh lmao
>>34150830I promise ill reply to you now
>>34150834I don't care?
>>34150824NERDNEEEEEERDNERD NERDNEEERDdo a dark-pastel colornscheme, with pastels as accent colors
>>34150837Why not, what's left to lose man
>>34150838I'm chilling out.
>>34150825Fake. You don't act like a real person. You act like an exaggerated caricature of what you think a cutesy-wutesy egirl is supposed to act like. You are inauthentic and unpleasant. There is no depth to you, because you push people away for anything beyond surface level interaction. This is why you have no friends online and no friends IRL. You have to change this if you ever want to be happy.
>>34150826Said it from the beginning
>>34150824I might if I knew wtf a necron was
>>34150835you guys keep saying this but never actually elaborate. You never actually said what was wrong you just assume someone else already has
why are you guys entertaining entj again?
>>34150843You think there is nothing to lose until you lose it oh shit I lost the little I had SO STOP LOSING IT DAMN IT FUCK
>>34150793No. KORRAPOSTER is my threadcrush. Back away, this goy belongs to another
>>34150839nah its okay, i'm not big on anonymous worshipping, sorry kp. but for what it's worth, i don't understand why you make other posters here go crazy, you're way higher tier than, say, bv
>>34149537I think I just realized the most powerful way to test if a girl is right for you. Ask to look at her Pinterest. It tells you so much about her. Ask for it on the first date. If you don't like her pins, she's not the one for you.The pins will predict her future. If she has a ton of food pinned, she'll get fat, guaranteed, etc.
im rawdogging life everyday
>>34150845>you push people away for anything beyond surface level interactionThis can describe a lot of femanons tbf
>>34150834i like this one comic of a soldier girl who has a crush on a bigger mecha suit soldier lady>>34150824i like purple glowing aliens. maybe do like a black and purple and bronze or copper for the metals idk
>>34150855Holy based as fuck
>>34150827???You’re the vaguest vagueposter I’ve encountered on this website in 20 years
>>34150788oh sorry i forgot to respond. yeah you too
>>34150827For going after men?
>>34150855Me too
>>34150849They hate the kittens you post :(
>>34150855Based and what I should be aspiring towardsUnless we count having coffee in the morning as a disqualification. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to give up caffeine
>>34150854What does it say if most of her pins are absurd non functional furniture, Frank Lloyd wright house interiors, really bizarre unwearable avant garde fashion, and like, cool rocks.
>>34150853thank you for being honest
>>34150859No the fuck im not >>34150862Yea
>>34150827for being an upstanding admirable member of your local community for doing good things for many people and being a beloved individual?
>>34150868>No the fuck im notNo, you really are.
>>34150854mine is like 80% fanart, 20% memes and clothes and lyrics and hot guys
>>34150847So why are you bent out of shape if that's how it was all along
>>34150849Simple, quit acting like a 12 year old NPC girl. Act your own age and take the computer chip out of your ass. You're a grown woman act like one, I don't mean one with an OF either.
What's the single best GFE asmr video you're aware of so I can watch it?
>>34150866It tells you that she is my girlfriend!
>>34150857This is how I feel about female custodes: on the one hand I'm not a fan of retcons. But on the other hand... Muscle mommies.
>>34150869markov chain-ass response
>>34150874Elaborate
>>34150873I'm not am I coming off like that
>>34150856NtaTbf what's the point of going any deeper than surface level on here
>>34150867no kp. thank YOU. for keeping people mad, they all deserve it
>>34150878Weird that she has the same taste, good for you.
>>34150882You said it yourself didn't you
>>34150868>YeaI thought you weren't a misandrist?
>>34150874you seriously underestimate how severely underdeveloped and immature the average zoomer is, especially one in STEM that posts on 4chan. I know people IRL that legitimately act the way she does in person constantly because its not an act.
Kittenposter reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgmvneysG3A
Let's write a story, I'll start:The year is 2037...
>>34150883ntaI try to use this website in good faith, so I assume other people are too until they give me a reason not to.I figure if I'm using this website, someone else like me surely is, and that they might be drawn to the same places on it as meI've learned that it might be more prudent to just look for that irl instead of here
Men, would you like a free copy of windows 10/11?
>>34150883Because it's anonymous, no one knows who you are. The one place you can really be open.
>>34150891The illegal computer sound known as HARDSTYLE pumps into silent discos underneath the upper plates, all across the globe.
>>34150831It's not about feelings being hurt.>>34150842Right, and if women came back toward the center men would be less interested in politics.
>>34150891>Let's write a story, I'll start:>The year is 2037...There remains only one straight woman left in the world...
>>34150875If you speak Russian, this is really good. The issue with English gf roleplays is that they ask too many questions and then pretend as if you are answering them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3HSN26WubU
>>34150894>CUNY2-VAGPB
>>34150891my butthole
>>34150893>I try to use this website in good faithSigh. You trustfags.
>>34150893>In good faithAre you implying that keeping it surface level on an anonymous forum on the internet is in some way acting in bad faith? You crazy.
>>34150894uh, wouldn't it try to download backed up data associated w/the account? sounds like a supremely bad idea
>>34150903I know... and I've been using the website since 2006.I'm apparently incapable of learning this lesson
>>34150849>>34150881EJ, STA, I am elaborating. You will never form meaningful connections with people when you feel like those connections are built on dishonesty. Even though you feel like you're being honest to yourself, you know that you're saying things and doing things that other people would perceive as dishonesty. That feeling poisons your actions, and so your interactions do not make you feel like a real person. You feel to others like you're playing a character, and people dislike that.If you don't become more honest with people about who you are then you will not be able to find happiness, because you will hold yourself back and unconsciously sabotage your own interactions.
>>34150900Unfortunately I don't consider russians to be human.
>>34150905Shhhh
>>34150904>Muh excuses to act like a rat and a snake and a deceiver Not him but you do you bro
>>34150879idk anything about the lore but i think some emperor said women are too weak to like be good guy super soldiers at some point? and then they just changed their mind as the people who made the game? if i was writing this i would have made an evil girl team of like. evil monsters. and they make evil girl super soldiers that are very effective. this is alarming to good guys. a lot of blood is shed. then the good guys are like we are bleeding too many men from the other wars, lets make our own girl soldiers to fight them, then they do, but eventually the evil girls retreat (tempoarily to regain strength) and the good girl soldiers mix into the rest of the troops and THEN its normal for them to exist and status quo is real without retconning stuffmaybe. idk if that would contradict the lore lol
>>34150910Thanks, anon.
>>34150886You're mad at me
>>34150895>no one knows who you areImo that keeps it surface level by default
>>34150906I just assume that if someone doesn't line up with the mental image I've made of them on there they're lying
>>34150881Me personally, have had it with your forced cuteness bullshit. The 24/7 bitching about wanting a boyfriend but being too lazy to go find a decent guy. And even if you do, how fast would it snowball into a shipwreck? You've admitted to ghosting guys over dumb things so why should we feel sorry for you? It doesn't help that you keep asking for elaborations you've been told more than once. You're either that autistic or just plain stupid.
>>34150889She literally just has a little bit of the autism, you know. It's underdiagnosed in women because they tend to hide it better than men. It's not an issue, but it's absurd that this isn't obvious to you. And she should do a test.
>>34150871You ignore every other vague post
found a cute boy on youtube while looking for a guitar cover but i'm really struggling to tell if he recently trooned out or not
>>34150891>The year is 2037...>President Charlie XCX has just declared martial law
>>34150908Lucky for you, she is not genetically Russian. If you think she looks Russian, you are r-slurred.
Idk i feel sick and sad everyday
>>34150885She is also really pretty too
>>34150915It lets you go deeper because they can't judge you, they judge anonymous. All they know is from what you post, nothing more, nothing less. And they'll never see you again. Unless you're supremely retarded and dox yourself.
I'm getting surgery tomoorow I'm scaaaared
>>34150919I don't. I've hung on your every word for months, assuming I know who I'm talking to right nowYou still have this world-class capacity to post vaguely
>>34150890This is so based, you have no idea. Unironically only broke people and incels were mad at her.
>>34150928What surgery?
>>34150914Not really, just a bit disappointed. Bittersweet. Thinkin bout the could have beens sometimes. You probably don't really care do you
>>34150891>The year is 2037...My wife holds me in her arms.
>>34150928>anon is having her oil changed
>>34150928What kinda surgery?
>>34150934She probably doesn't bro
>>34150912You are welcome bro keep up the good faith and honesty
>>34150935I know that I have set myself up for failure when I will accept nothing less than a girl with a waste as tiny as makina's or kurisu's who wears tailored white button downs.
>>34150917>You've admitted to ghosting guys over dumb thingsI ghosted one man for being really awkward and like 5 inches shorter than me. Thats it
>>34150939I know, that's what makes it so dumb
>>34150935>2026\>still no makima gfjust fucking blow me up with dynamite i cant do this anymore
Kittenposter is this you?
Women are so woke they must be getting basedjaked all the time online
>>34150927>let's you go deeperI can't even tell if the person responding to my posts is the same person from the start of the conversation to the end. I'm begining to think we don't have the same idea of what "deep" means here. We can explore serious topics here but it's never going to be meaningful or foster a sense of connection.
>>34150921>President Charlie XCX has declared martial law on all moids to be conscripted for service unless they submit to a penis and butthole inspection
>>34150944I'm biased since I'm similarly dumb, but I don't think you're actually dumb man.Maybe she's dumb
>>34150930I'm not being vague on purpose I just say shit sometimes
>>34150921How I'm Feeling Now was really good, but most of Brat was a skip for me.I couldn't really get into her until that pandemic album
>>34150948>it's never going to be meaningful or foster a sense of connection.It's meant to be momentary
>>34150907I act cute cause online men like cute shit. Real life me never smiles, never dresses up, never goes on dates, never hugs or kisses. You really want me to act like that here?
>>34150934It makes me extremely sad. Why would I not care>>34150952>Maybe she's dumbShe's retarded
why is it that that song lyrics become more clear and understandable when im drunk
>>34150951Most women that age own homes more than moids tho.
>>34150946please stop doxxing me!
>>34150911>but i think some emperor said women are too weak to like be good guy super soldiers at some point? and then they just changed their mind as the people who made the game?As far as i know it wasn't that harsh. It was more like "custodes are the finest men in the emperor's army," "the custodes are the sons on the noble lords of terra," "these men never leave earth." And now the devs are didn't just add women to the custodes, they're insisting that they've always been a part of it. Which feels a little like gaslighting. I wish they did something like what you suggested.
>>34150955What do you even mean by that?The way I see this place is basically like a bunch of people sticking post it notes to a wall not actually talking to each other. This isn't the place to be vulnerable and try to have a real conversation.
>>34150960Because you're listening.Post song. Greentext the lyrics if you can.
All women 4'8-5'2 and 85-120lbs deserve big cocks cumming in them repeatedly with enthusiastic consent
>>34150959Two of us, this whole time? Very cool
>>34150963in that case just make monsters kill so many humans we're running low on men and recruit women too wtf
Women, when you are alone and in private, do you enjoy (in a gross way) the scent of your own farts?
>>34150946there is not enough cum on those paws for that to be kp
>>34150959>It makes me extremely sad. Why would I not careI don't think that's the same guy. You're getting trolled.
>>34150968what if im 5'10? Do i not deserve that?
>>34150972My farts don't smell at all recently
In the name of God, I let you out.
>>34150978You can get cock but they won't cum in you
>>34150952Nah I don't think so, she's got her reasons. My brains are just a sticky sludge. Like honey>>34150959You didn't really seem it, not about that at least. Disengaged maybe, but not sad
>>34150975She does not seem like that kind of namefag... You are just an incel.
>>34150980Kek
>>34150977Great
>>34150978You deserve the ole' yeller treatment.
>>34150921>>34150949Both of you are horrible
>>34150972NoI wonder if something is wrong with me because sometimes they smell kind of like a sourdough starter
Make women cum to make them respect you and like you. Make them cum a lot to make them fall in love with you. Right now I'm putting the girl I like on a strict diet of cumming a few times a week at irregular intervals to train her to love me.I'll let you know how it's working in a year.
>>34150982I don't enjoy being the bad guy
>>34150981why not? im on bc
>>34150985Yeah, I'm not the gf guy
>>34150977No? It's been me this whole time so far
>>34150986Telling another man to suck your dick for a green card is extremely gay.
>>34150994That's exactly why not. Short women breed more for some reason. If you get off bc and get a guy then you can get cum in
my countenance
>>34150995The who
>>34150989
>>34150994Have you ever even had a boyfriend?
>>34150986gotta go with jb on this one entj, this post is a little gay. i'm not even an entj hater, it's just truekinda gay dude :/
>>34150993You aren't the bad guy, there are just some things that are irreconcilable through no fault of our own. It's sad but neither of us are to blame
Men with gfs shouldn't be in this thread at all
>>34150935shit taste ngl bro
>>34151008I know but it doesn't help
>>34151011Probably not, but neither should women who actually want bfs
>>34151003And if I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throatAnd if I shiver please give me a blanket, keep me warm let me wear your coooooat
Men, what is your preferred kind of over the top style on women. By that I mean like, goth, punk, egirl, idk what else, but you get the idea, feel free to add one you likeWomen, same question
>>34151011This is not even cheating.
>>34151011Says the fucking married women always posting.
>>34151021Telling someone to get better insults only for you to have shit insults yourself is embarrassing mate.
>>34150945You can't give up.
>>34151023baroque grotesque + the bad guys from chronicles of riddick
Men, do you look a day over 12 in the upper torso area?
>>34151020They are studying>>34151024It is
>>34151023mi like women with enough self-confidence to use little to no makeup
>>34150956EJ, STA, you know what I'm talking about. For your own mental health, it would be better if you left /atoga/. Nobody is your friend here, and you know what's going to happen when you slip up and reveal your secrets again. You're bad at keeping secrets, and eventually it's going to happen again. /atoga/ is a lost cause for you, and it only hurts your mental health to pretend otherwise. That's why you spiral and announce that you're feeling suicidal all too frequently in these threads. Get out, for your own sake.And in the future, in some other thread,>I act cute cause online men like cute shit.you should recognize that you are mistaken.
>>34151006no...men on tinder say im cute tho
>>34151032>They are studyingToying with, more like
>>34151031God I hope so. I'm finally able to bench 225 for a couple reps.
>>34151033so>women born with perfect features
>>34151023Goth
>>34151031Hairy and fat you like that?
Women, what's a horror movie I can watch before going to bed so having to wake up for work in the morning doesn't seem as scary in comparison?
>>34151019I know I wish things could be different. It's cruel how life let's you build these little houses of cards only to knock them all down when you're just getting started isn't it
>>34151023time traveling post apocalypse pacific northwest
>>34151023>Women, same questionI so rarely see men in any kind of over the top or specific aesthetic I can't even answer this.>>34151033It's not really self confidence it's laziness and autism sensory issues but thanks I guess
>>34151031Yeah.
>>34151034>you should recognize that you are mistaken.yeah youre right you all only like tits. should just post them again
>>34151031I have the hairy man tits of a 50's Boston police officer so I hope so.
>>34151039Oh yeah because you are FORCED to use make up if you don't have perfect features
>>34151044can you post an example?
>>34151038Dude Johnny got 10x more bitches than you. Stay mad captain cock sucker. Might want to invest in some kneepads bud.
>>34151052no it exists only in my mindin my dreams
>>34151048As much as I enjoy looking at jpegs of tits on the internet, you probably shouldn't let Anonymous neg you into posting them ever again
>>34151023Femcel
>>34151048You should not post any more pictures of yourself. You should go away. You should go back to that other general thread on that other board where you could actually be fully honest with people, because there you had people who appreciated you without these secrets.
>>34151051You don't like ugly women who don't wear make up
you know i just want to feel loved
>>34151056>you probably shouldn't let Anonymous neg you into posting them ever againOh great it's a "we must be better men" poster
>>34151060You don't like ugly men and they don't wear make up
>>34151061You won't feel loved when you feel like you're deceiving people. You will always feel like they're loving someone who is similar to you, but who isn't you.
>>34151061i love youin the familial senseyour like a sister to me
>>34151061Of course. You're not gonna get that here.There are at least two posters here who log on primarily in hopes of bullying you and making you feel like shit. That doesn't reflect poorly on you.You avatarfag excessively. That's your worst crime here. Your posts aren't that bad otherwise.Stop giving the posters here opportunities to cyberbully you.
>>34151043Was I a house of cards?
>>34150672Never had a crush. I don't know if that's weird.>>34151035Really don't know how you, or anyone else, uses that app. I am too embarrassed to make an account there.
>>34151067i deceive no one
Evil general
>>34151059What general?
>>34151074EJ, STA, it feels true to you, but does it feel true to them?
Would catgirls rights be closer to those of cats, or those of girls?
>>34151077stop being a creep and stalking shit i do off this site. No
>>34151070Dude you're literally acting like a pornstar on set of a deepthroating session.
>>34151072No you weren't, you were never to blame. There was nothing precarious about you. Life is the house of cards, that teases us and dangles the sweetest fruit in front of our faces, just out of reach
>>34151081You want another man to suck you off? How the fuck am I the faggot in the situation?
>>34151087Scary
>>34151039no, plenty of imperfect are plappable>>34151045i love your autism sensory issues! i want to dip your hands into egg yolk :D
Between kittenposter and that braindead vagueposting femcel, this thread is going full retard again
>>34151057Sad there are no more femanons, like there used to be on /r9k/. I treasure my Instagram dms with Ciara.
>>34150953Just about every day, throughout most of the day
I'm imagining you guys kissing because you're fighting.
Had 3 guys at the gym just staring at me, I tried smiling back but they just kept looking. why TF do guys do this?
>>34151083You were EJ on this website, and you have suicidal spirals in this thread. This isn't a good place for your mental health, and you know it.
>>34151092Fascinating
>>34151093I cried one time because someone got yellow mustard on my chinI'll touch the egg just don't make me handle a chopped tomato. Grainy.
>>34151092It is but there's only one way to go and that's to keep going forward
>>34151102drop the lore
>>34151093Nta but am I autistic if I don't like touching raw eggs not because of sensory stuff but because I'm paranoid about pathogens?
>>34151104Is it better if it's lesbians?
Women see a room like this and see something wrong? What are you retarded? That's a good room.
>>34151023Tomboy
>>34151042Fuck sorry dude I didn't mean to leave you hanging but I was trying to think of something actually scary.Not exactly scary but technically a horror/comedy. Watch "the coffee table" it'll definitely give you a sense of "my day could absolutely be worse".
Staying up "late" for new Samurai Jack episodes was some pretty good shit when I was a little kid.
>>34151105would you be offended if i said that's a little endearing? i'm guessing you wouldn't be a big avocado fan either, if it aint super ripe?
>>34151112The>tv stand at the very foot of the bedis always the absolute worst fucking look, and guys need to stop that. It's not even practical, stop watching tv in bed to begin with.
>>34151100There was this one girl that used to go the gym. She wore yoga pants, which is normal whatever. But she always always had like this wet spot in the crotch area that you could see.
>>34151110Lmao fucking hell
>>34151096i feel like the start of that stuff was that one jewish broad. can't remember her name but i recall she lived with her mom, who coddled her. agatha??
>>34151112This is a room that's purely functional. Like a prison. God forbid men have a couple things they like but don't actually need to put some color on the walls. I see a room like this and I think "this man has no interests, he is incredibly boring".
>>34151116I've seen the coffee table already though. It was kind of memorable at least.
>>34151121>>34151122*making you kiss*
Why does it seem like ENTJ and JB know each other fr?
>>34151028youre right.
>>34151112People should get rid of TVs. There is no reason why you should have a TV in your house in 2026. TVs take up a ton of space and look fucking tacky. Nearly every space with a TV would look better without one.
>>34151119It should be like this or on an arm mount on the bed stand. It should also be a monitor attached to your computer and not actually a TV or streaming service. It should be attached to a local server filled with pirated shows.
>>34151112men live like this and then blame women for being depressed and suicidal 24/7
>>34151052first blood + the jacket + twilight + reign of fire
Of course there's fujo fanart of Johnny Bravo and Samurai Jack. Of course there isThere's also some of the Justice League parody guys from Dexter's Lab, surely
Can't remember the last time I watched something on tv. If I wanted to watch a show or movie I just torrented it and watched it on my PC
>>34151130I don't think people put up a TV because it looks good you fucking spergdo you also tell people to not have a washing machine because it's unaesthetic?
>>34151126God damnit it makes it worse that I'm actually bi.
>>34151118I'll take endearing over exasperating that's for sure.I've never fucked around with an unripe avocado bc I've never had a need to so I wouldn't know. I think part of the tomato problem is how wet they are. The grains are in the water and that is incorrect. I don't like broccoli stems for an opposite reason. Too smooth.
>>34151137Fair enough, but you should still have a TV just so that you aren't one of the>I don't own a TVpeople. Even if you kinda are you don't want to get labelled as one.
>>34151130I love video games and movies, so I'm always going to see value in having a TV around.I don't, however, think they belong in bedrooms.That's a living room or movie/game room appliance, not something that should be in the room where I sleep.
you people are starting to harsh my mellowgoodnight and god be with ye
>>34151134This is my room. I'm happy. Women need more?
>>34151137people use TVs mainly for gaming you boomer
>>34151133>She had a gangbang with a couple of black guysBullshit
>>34151130>TVs take up a ton of space>TVs are 5mm thick and mount flush to your wall and require not external devices anymoreokay, anon. Sure.
>>34151144Ojala, inshalla, God be with you etc.
>>34151138>I don't think people put up a TV because it looks good you fucking spergBut people will literally furnish entire rooms because of this thing?
>>34151112this room looks like it smells like cum and sweat>>34151120yeah why are you staring at her crotch? anyway I wear a tshirt and dolphin shorts, so I'm not dressed in skin tight clothing
Retard drank all of the beer
>>34151139Mmmmm sexyyyy mansex
>>34151145>I'm happy.are you
>>34151152Please don't ask me to blow you. I'd rather kill myself.
>>34151141I just don't tell people lol>>34151147How am I a boomer, I have a PC what the fuck do you think I game on?
>>34151125Yeah it's mostly the shock value.I can't remember the last thing I saw that genuinely scared me.
all i want is a supernatural forest gfwhy wont you give her to me
>>34151112Women can you please articulate non insults why this room is so bad? I think I'm genuinely too autistic to read between the lines.
>>34151156Are you getting off on the fact gay men fuck?
>>34151159>I just don't tell people lolFwiw, as someone who can't imagine having a living space without a TV, I don't have anything but respect for "I don't own a TV" people.Different strokes for different folks and whatnotNow, I'd really be weirded out if you didn't have any speakers, headphones or stereo equipment whatsoever in your space
I can't post a picture of my room for femanons to critique because I would be too ashamed of the piles of garbage.So instead here is a picture of a snail I drew as part of a beginner drawing lesson.
>>34151153yeah, because people like what a TV can do
>>34151150People orient their furniture, seating areas to all look at the TV. They will literally make a space ugly, just because they bought a TV and must now hang it up on a perfectly fine TV-less wall.
>>34151170please post it I promise I won't be mean and I'll help you clean
>>34151145Yes.A room like this would make me depressed. It feels unfinished. Like you're there temporarily it's not "home". That's why I decorate. To differentiate "my space" from the rest of the space in the world. Home is supposed to be your oasis from the rest of the world. That's a pretty lame oasis.
>>34151140are you skeeved out by like oranges or lemons then? where they have like juicy strings in them?you're not exasperating either, if anyone is exasperated by these preferences tell them to fuck off
>>34151169>Confirmed bi manStill not the gayest ITT.You can't make this shit up
>>34151157Yeah. I have a water boiler and coffee mix and some hazelnut creamer and I am able to sit in my recliner and read while drinking warm coffee. There's a space heater and my bed is comfy when I sleep. I also have clean socks and underwear and shirts, and pants and I know I'm safe and secure and I have a solid foundation to build from. One of the bins has a bunch of books from my personal library and binders and paper and stuff so I can work on projects. I also have a phone and a Bluetooth speaker so if I just want to close my eyes and rest and listen to audiobooks I can. I also just bought a cheap laptop so I can write. It's private and very quiet as well. I'm super happy.
>>34151172How much do you think they would use the seating area if the TV wasn't in it though? Feels like a couch no one ever uses would take up a lot more space than a tv.
>>34151173>help you cleanhow are you going to do thatESP?lol
>>34151166I think cute guys that fuck are hot.
>>34151170lovely drawing. i sketched a slug and an abalone before if you count those as snails
>>34151163>Ciara was before my time How young are you, paki goatfucker? I am 23. Wtf do you mean Ciara was before your time?
I'm shamelessly uncposting here but zoomers and younger really missed out if they never got to spend much time in a space that had this sort of television in itThe television as a piece of furniture is something that we've lost, and I kinda wish we hadn't.I still have my TV in an entertainment center instead of mounted on the wall because I grew up seeing the TV as something that you could set keepsakes or art objects on, not something to be ever-presently mounted on the wallIs this anything? Was this post worthless
>>34151175Not while peeling them but it does take me like half an hour to eat a mandarin orange because I have to get ALL OF THEM off it.
>>34151174>>34151180How does this not sound like an oasis? I have it filled with things I love and value. If I just cover shit with doodads and pictures and shit I'm decorating it for the world, not myself. Everything I like is inside myself, and the sanctuary is more about the privacy and genuine comforts.
>>34151154>yeah why are you staring at her crotch? Because there was a wet, damp spot there.>anyway I wear a tshirt and dolphin shorts, so I'm not dressed in skin tight clothingHer clothing wasn't the issue either.
>>34151183Last time I posted myself I got told to let my hair grow so I can be like my Viking ancestors
>>34151181Do you not have people over?
>>34151186I'm a zoomer and while we had a crt because we were poor it wasn't anything like that. I remember when I turned it on it would be flat white and the sound and color would slowly fade in. And one time I stuck a magnet up to it and fucked the colors up on that one spot for a week.
I need a hot vampire girl who likes me but pretends to act kind of distant and just pretends to stick around because she likes my blood, to come suck my blood as often as possible and then cuddle me to sleep.Is that really so much to ask?
When I was a kid when me and my brother stayed at my dad's house we had a CRT TV in our room but for some reason all the green pixels would stop working and everything would be a shades of purple, whacking the set usually fixed it.
>>34151079>that picI hate when women say the gym doesn't matter. Every guy I know that's had a threesome has been a gymstud
>>34151192>me at 39Yeah, 39 stone, maybe.
having an upset stomach gives me anxiety as well for some reason
Should I clean or just do renovations?
>>34151192So you are 30? And presumably you just fond out about 4chan, right? Through /pol/? I wish they would just automatically ban /pol/ posters from every other board.
>>34151197I don't want a threesome? I want 1(one) girl who loves me.
>>34151193I use my tv every day. I have people over like 6 times a year, maybe.
>>34151200Are you sure the anxiety isn't giving you an upset stomach
>>34151185He's lying. There's no leaks about Ciara.
>>34151187i love the idea of coming back into a room with you after like 20 minutes and you're still working at the same mandarin. i had an ex who used to sort candy into different colors before eating them. very cute indeed. do you eat pomegranate pits?
>>34150978The best thing we can offer right now is tiny cocks and no cumming inside. Sorry, tariffs are really tightening our belts here. I hope you understand.
>>34151203The threesome is just a representation of power over women and what they're willing to do.
>>34150978nope. you get fried in the giant wok.
>>34151189>things I love and valuePurely utilitarian with the TV and computer as your only sources of entertainment? You have zero desire to put up a poster for some band or movie you like or a piece of art you liked and have like, 3 books? A fun rug? Nothing? Nothing brings you joy except things that have "use"? That's so sad.
>>34151203>>34151209This
>>34151165I don't think it's bad but it shows someone that has arranged their room for maximum comfort (everything you need in arms reach), simplicity and functionality on first glance that might seem like a valid and good thing but of you look at it with a slightly negative attitude it looks more like a symptom of laziness, low energy and basically just wanting to spend every minute of your free time laying in your bed either gayming or jerking off, which would be a direct result of being exhausted and just wanting to relax and chill when you're not forced to work again, on first glance that seems valid and normal and not like a bad thing, but if you look at it with just a slightly negative attitude, needing every minute of your free time to relax so you can gather the energy to get up again the next morning and go wage slaving or prepare for wage slaving by going to school is a sign that your work life balance is out of balance, because all you do is force yourself to go do something you don't want to do and after that you don't have it in you to do anything other than just rot and decompose, trying to preserve every ounce of energy you have left for the next daythat seems valid and normal but if you look at it with just a slightly negative attitude, this immediately reveals that you're not much more than a glorified slave, this room is the prison cell of a slave who's whole energy is getting sucked out of him on a daily basis to serve those that don't have to life like that, those who's homes have a pool and a private cinema, who's walls are plastered with overpriced art pieces, who's furniture was picked and arranged by the newest trending interior designer, who have a walk in, you get the idea thats why it gives women the ick, because it pretty unmistakably signals that you are a slave >inb4 I'm not a slave, I just like minimalism and frugality yaddait doesn't matter why you live like this to a woman, it only matters that it looks like a slave cell
>>34150180If it were justified, I'd like her a little more for standing up for herself or whatever
>>34151212>poster for some band or movie you likeNta but personally I hate having memorabilia of things I like unless it was a gift or I got it through some exceptional circumstances, it's like look I worship this thing too, here are my idols and relics
gymcels sure are coping tonight
>>34151194>magnetsHahaha, the shittiest thing I ever did as a kid was hold one up to a friend's bedroom set, knowing full well that I'd never do anything like that to my own...I'm a younger millennial, so that sort of TV, a "console" television, was solely the territory of my grandparents' houses, but the sets we had at home were always confined to entertainment centers and cabinets like picrel, so I still like to do the same in my own living space, even with very modern TVs.I guess it's a sort of modern version of the hearth, as sad or pretentious as that might sound.I use my own entertainment center, a decidedly modern (but still like fifteeen years old...) piece of Ikea as a showcase of things I want to see as I immediately enter my living space: beloved books, films, framed photos and knickknacks.
>>34151214Thank you for effort posting
>>34151218I think they came out because I started posting jb body like they forgot.
>>34151189Do not listen to this f-slur >>34151212. Keep your walls clean. Do not hang ANYTHING on your walls. Similarly, do not buy houseplants. They are out of style and have been for a few years. I was posting about this on /wsg/ a while back too.
>>34151218I don't even go to the gym.
>>34151207>do you eat pomegranate pitsI'm now understanding the depths of my issues with food because this one is complicated.Only if I put more than one aril in my mouth at a time and swallow the mass before it runs out of juice. If it's just pit flavor left I can't swallow. If it's just one it gets treated kind of like a sunflower seed but I prefer to do it the other way.>>34151217>it's like look I worship this thing too, here are my idols and relicsIt really is not that deep bro. Are you embarrassed of the stuff you like why do you feel like this?
>>34151219Ooooh, fancy doors that slide inside. My family's armoire had normal doors and one of them would always swing shut so we had an elastic band thumbtacked on the back of that side to hook the door knob onto when it was open all the way.
>>34151218Every man in 2026 knows it's Face>Hair>Height>Frame that matters
>>34151223I appreciate how people are trying to normalize the term f-slur.Not because I don't want people calling each other fags, but because if people do it enough, libs aren't going to be able to use it either because 'f-slur' will just be the new slur.
>>34151227Not completely true. Every man in 2026 knows that actually nothing matters. But I'm being a little nitpicky.
>>34151225awh, but the arils taste good. they're like nuts, almost. thanks for indulging me anon, desu i'd probably constantly test you with different food scenarios (in exchange for perfecting tf out of preparing your favorite foods)
>>34151225>Are you embarrassed of the stuff you like why do you feel like this?No having posters and t shirts and shit just kinda feels like Reddit consumerist junk, they don't go anywhere. Belongs in a teenager's bedroom. Like records or a rare collectible I can understand but not that.
>>34151227Women compliment my hair all the time, but I'm still a virgin.
>>34151170i like your snail
>>34151229>Every man in 2026 knows that actually nothing matters.You couldn't possibly be more wrong.This all matters. You aren't human if you disagree.
>>34151228NTA. I do it with all the slurs (eg. r-word) because it makes both the soys and the chuds sneed
>>34150307If I didn't kill it before waking up, I guess if it bit me I'd get a boner but being asleep I couldn't really do anything about it, except maybe get a horny dream. If I were awaken by the boner, I'd assume I were awaken for some other reason, and try to go back to sleep. If the bite hurt, then I'd look at it and notice the dead spider, and figure out (maybe) that my gf was the cause. If this happens, or if I were secretly awake while she slipped the creepy crawly in my pants, I'd [first try to save the spider before crushing it accidentally, then[ turn over to her, and whisper into her that there are easier ways to get my dick hard while either getting on top of her if she was on her back, or if she were faced away, rub my dick between her ass cheeks and reach over to slip my hands inside her panties.
>>34151234Thank you, and your gary-esque cat snail.The second half is a pair of boots, and it is much less cute than the snail, and also much more complicated so it has been a drag to work on in comparison.
>>34151233It's a matter of trying. Women tell me that I am attractive too, but I'm still a virgin. Not that it bothers me, I just haven't tried. I am 100% sure that you could get laid if you wanted to.
>>34151230I think it bugs me when I chew them too much because they start tasting bitter. If it's just a few crunches I like them.No problem it was interesting to realize I have weird rules for literally every food I've encountered and you were a pleasant and engaged facilitator. My mom and I were just planning to test if you can tell the difference between the red, green, and regular pastas blindfolded I would not be bothered by some testing.
state gender. At what age did you start using 4chan?
>>34151240Sometimes I think knowing that I could get a fat gf pretty quickly is more of a curse than a blessing. Like, it allows me to justify a lack of motivation or drive to myself to get a gf I'd actually like because I have a fallback.
>>34151232>Belongs in a teenagers bedroom Putting things in frames helped me with this. Because thumbtacks are not it, I agree. It wasn't necessarily the content but the presentation you know? A higher level of polish. I stand by the goonies poster as an aesthetic choice.
>>34151243F, 21
>>34151243MEleven, nearly twenty years ago.
>>34151243M, I think I was 16?
>>34150489As for any leader, I want them to act in a way that makes me trust and respect them. She'll defend us if we're innocent, she'll repremand if someone does shit, she can guid problem solving, she explains well, reliable, normal leader shit. If she acts like one of the guys in a fake way, it's easy to see and isn't respectable, like a little kid trying to be cool. If she's guenuinely friendly and fun to be around, if she tries to be herself and it is a good personality, then great. If she leaves us to our own devices, not bad either, but it isn't great for relations in general. You don't have to be our best friend, but there shouldn't be any reason to not seem amiable
>>34151243M14 I think, late middle school, decided to visit it after obsessing over Encyclopedia Dramatica for a while
>>34150526Odds are that you dislike yourself more. I'm sure you're objectively fine or even nice to be around irl.
>>34151243M2008I'm 26 now
>>34151243FMust've been like 15? Pretty sure it was sophomore year I got in trouble for making like 15 copies of a picture of pedo bear and putting them on the insides of the stall doors in the girls bathrooms. I don't even think I got an ISS for that only got suspended that one time I gouged a kid with a pen.Damn I do belong here don't I.
>>34151243MI am picrel many 4chan-years old
>>34151219we used to be a true country with real furnitureactually i havent seen a true computer desk since i was 6 but still! bring them back. i want one when i move into my own place. anyways can i just say i dont understand the new crt trend. theyre objectively cool feats of engineering but they give you terrible eye strain, low res, electricity hogs, die instantly, and can easily kill you. In the OLED era have no real advantages other than latency
>>34151240I'm not sure that's true. I think they see me as "cute" but in a puppy sort of way.
>>34151242aren't the colored pastas part vegetal? i'd be surprised if you couldn't taste the difference if you were looking for it. my folks were skeptical that i could taste the difference between tap water and 3 or 4 different brands, but i nailed them all. i believe in you, foodtism poster
>>3415124319
>>34151244The good thing is that you have leverage. Most guys don't. You don't have to "settle" (even if that means just having sex) for a girl you don't like. I do have to admit that this has kept me more lazy than others in terms of finding a girlfriend. But also, it doesn't feel like I am particularly missing anything. Maybe it's a question of libido or something.
>>34151258>crt trendIt's just autistic trannies
>>34151243MLike 12, I think.
>>34151219Dam this picture reminds me of my grandparents house>>34151258I remember these in like 2004>we used to be a true countryAnd whose fault is that, huh?
>>34151256>Damn I do belong here don't I.100%
>>34151261We tried it before and got them all wrong! We think boiling them all together was a mistake we're going to separate them into batches of the separate colors and try again. Thank you water savant. I hope you have a nice day tomorrow.
>>34149537+6ft girlswould you date a guy if he's shorter than you?you can wear heels all you want, I dont care if you're a head taller than me
>>3415124329, almost 30. i started getting into 4chan culture via ED when i was about 12/13 in 2008/2009, and then i used ponychan for a year or two around 2011/2012, when that was a thing, and then eventually migrated to 4chan. so probably about 15 or 16. i mostly lurked /r9k/ because incels (back then simply called robots) were funny to laugh at, it was like a community were all posters were chrischan-tier
>>34151212I have actually zero desire to buy things of like shows or bands or whatever. Id rather buy a canvas and make my own art if I want that. Buying things and decorating your space with things other people have made and making those things your "home" and "personality" sounds like massive fucking cope. I don't collect books either. I read them and use them and write in them and make them a part of myself instead of preserving them for display.That sort of stuff is weird imo.
>>34151258>anyways can i just say i dont understand the new crt trend.I understand you not understanding, but I keep one around because I just love that era of video games (I own a bunch of old consoles) and home video/TV that much.I picked up a Sony SSM (the same exact tube that's in the sought-after PVM, just in a different case) and can't say I regret the money I spent on it, around $100 at an electronics recycling facility.If you're a retro game/arcade enthusiast, it's absolutely worth the money, but I do ultimately agree that they aren't at all necessary given how good LCD displays are nowadays.I personally don't experience additional eyestrain when using mine, but I will concede that I use it in a well-lit room with great attention paid to the ergonomics at play in my setup: making sure it isn't too close and that I'm sitting in a comfortable position while using it.What I will argue against is this:>electricity hogs, die instantly, and can easily kill you.That just isn't true at all for anyone using these things. The increase to my utility bills are trivial.They're built like tanks, and anyone who could reasonably stand to be killed by one of these things is someone who has either ignored the numerous warnings against self-repair or someone who knows exactly what they're doing.
>>34151271you too, bless you and your mom both, the commitment to this pasta project process is pretty plainly perfect, and i pray you can pick the proper pasta personally!
>>34151264It's really a shame that you believe this.I'm neither of those things and keep one around because I just find that it provides a better experience for whenever I want to play an old game or watch an old VHS.
>>34151276Why don't you do that then? The reason I don't hang my own stuff is because I hyperfixate on the flaws I have a bunch of my sister's art hung up.And again anon, not everything has to be that deep. It isn't a cope to like things for no other reason than they appeal to you on a basic level. Like "ooh it's a green one" type shit. I don't preserve them for display ya weirdo it's more convenient to have books on shelves than not. What if I want to read it again in 7 years?Do you even have a favorite color? I just don't "get" people who aren't drawn to visually interesting spaces.
>>34150542>why do __ like ugly ...Nobody likes objectively ugly features on their own. The two options are that either there are more non-ugly features that overweigh the ugly features so they're settling, or that taken as a whole, the ugly features make the object better - think bitterness adding to chocolate or beer, or freckles or a mole (spots) possibly making a woman look more attractive. You got got examples in your head of men who are settling for a woman and they're talking out loud about a more attractive woman in front of her, that guy is just an asshole. Do you really think old men stop believing that women in their 20s are hot? People marry a person for different reasons; sometimes they're settling and they accept it, sometimes they lie to themselves that the person is amazing, and sometimes that person simply is "perfect TO THEM". If you're seeing in your head women who like ugly cute men, either they're deluding themselves, so settling but lying to themselves, or the guy is perfect to them. It 100% isn't just the latter. You can say the same for men too. Sometimes, he'll be over the moon for her becasue she's perfect for him, not because she's perfect - nobody is.I personally don't see lying to yourself being that much better than saying the ugly truth out loud, except for the fact that you're needlessly being mean for no reason. The only acceptable one imo is the other being perfect to you, to appreciate the ugly as it makes the whole taste even better, but this aint a gender thing
>>34151256lol, you retard. You do.
>>34151264And my autistic brother He's cis. He is right though if for some reason you want to play a PS1 game or watch a VHS. As long as media that was intended to be viewed on a crt exists so will the demand for them.
>>34151279I'm talking about the people who obsess over them. Retro games and stuff look better on crt but that's about all they're good for, a vibe.
>>34150739Have you tried showing interest back so they feel more safe to make a move?
>>34150773A post like this didn't deserve any responses
>>34151277i bought one dated from 2004 and opened it up (and discharged) to replace a bad capacitor cause the flicker was atrocious, but never got around to it cause i needed to order it. i hid the fact i did that from my dad cause he mightve actually yelled at me if he found outwait no i shouldnt post that, im treading too far into weird stinky manly nerd territoryuh anons how do i add use php to add music to my myspace?
>>34151282It was worth it I NEVER got in trouble so I think everyone was just confused and they sent me to guidance because of the uh, implication of the image I chose lmao.The pen thing was a boy who was obsessed with me. I rejected him but he kept fucking staring at me and getting in my personal space. Not in an assaulty way he just refused to stop acting like a kicked puppy and be more than 5 feet away from me and I got fed up. I only got ISS instead of 3 days at home because HE asked them to go easy on me. After I cut the back of his neck open with a pen. Clearly I didn't do it hard enough.
>>34151284Alright, just checking!In the past I would have argued that filters and shaders can't approximate what CRTs do, but that thankfully isn't the case anymore.I still take serious umbrage at people who claim that the eyestrain or even the background radiation from them make them objectively worse than modern displays, though.
>>34151288ick
>>34151287why are you so performative?
>>34151290GoodI don't want to slash anyone else with writing implements but I will if I have to
>>34150894I feel like you can find free ones online, but Im not switching to 11. Saw a vid of some guy who fervently ranted about 11 and he seemed smart, so I was like, okay, fine
>>34151292poor kid just had a crush. asking for leniency after being assaulted by your crush is heartbreaking :<
>>34151291i fell for the hype
>>34151295Personally I think he should have had some self respect and let me get suspended
>>34151011Maybe theyre too scared to ask their gf these types of questions, or are prepping to ask her the questions they post here, like stuff about farts
>>34151287Two things:If you were using myspace when it was the new hotness, you were using projectplaylist to play music on your page.Secondly, I'd yell at you too for doing that! That's a little dangerous.I won't pretend that didn't bring a smile to my face, however.I hope that in the future, the skillsets necessary for repairing and troubleshooting CRTs will never be fully lost, so I can't really hold it against you for just going for it and doing some amateur electronics repair.Here's that millennial male validation you were looking for lol
>>34151285She did, and then she rescinded it
>>34151023Goth is nice because they dress and look hot or cute, and they're probably have good tastes. Anime girls will prob be more normal, except that they're into the same media dudes will be into, so jap cartoons and manga or hentai. Honestly, if she dresses cutely, like any decent fashion sense, maybe with a skirt at least from time to time (hnnnnnnnng), any style is fine as long as she loves it herself.
>>34151300i was really careful. i let it sit for like 24 hours before discharge, they let it sit out again for like 2 days just in case i failed
>>34151303I'm very happy to hear that. Which TV was it?
>>34151305it was a HP monitor actually
>>34151023MMall goth or gothlolita.
>>34151023I like romantic goth male style but no man does it modern enough to be seen in public. I think I can qualify his look as hot weather grunge enough that it satisfies my brain.
>>34151307lol, cool. So something completely flat then, probably?The only VGA monitors I remember using from back then were Dell, Gateway or Viewsonic.Order that part before the year is over!
>>34151023succubus-core
>>34151312Love wombtattooed women stealing my life essence
I have a gateway monitor and it's a pile of shit
am I weird to think it's not normal my bf went to the bathroom 3 different times during a 3 hour gathering with my family, once at their house twice while at the restaurant? It was to the point people commented on it and I was embarrassed. It also makes me paranoid like he's texting somebody else in there or doing some other weird behavior like hiding drug use. I used to have a weird toxic ex that would go to the bathroom an excessive amount while hanging out and it always felt like a red flag behavior for some reason
Women, what is the best position that turns you on if a guy is to eat you out? E.g. standing, face sitting, face down ass up, on you back, side, etcAlso, rate pussy eating out of 10 if 10 is a good dicking
>>34151318Maybe he just drank too much coffee or beer.
>>34151318Sis, did you give him a uti?
>>34151318maybe he has diarrhea or his social battery ran out, leave him the fuck alone
>>341513190/10
Any women here willing to put some energy into astral projecting to manifest in my dreams?
>>34151328>give me free energyno
>>34151318I mean, you're "traumatized" by your previous ex's behavior, so my opinion is gonna be a little diff cause I honestly wouldn't think too much of it. Was he drinking a lot in those hours with your senpai? Like, why is the dude taking drugs this often or texting this girl this often during this time? Is he doing the same when he spends time with you? Idk really, it's sorta odd yeah, cause there is def a reason why he's going to he bathroom often. If you really don't trust him, I wouldn't say anything to him else it could cause him to try to hide it better. Get a gathering of friends and see if he does something similar, or do a family event again to observe it more, idk
>>34151328>woman manifests in you dream but she's just staring at her phone and ignoring you the whole time.
>>34151325lol why? I'm pretty crazy about it as a dude. Sorta nice to be close to her heart in that way, and is a good view
>>34151319Me laying down with his arms around my legs. Side is a good one too. Also perpendicular sex laying down is good.5/10 if mediocre dicking is a 7.
>>34151328I'm gonna snuggle >him in my dream real good.
>>34151334it feels gross and boring and it looks pathetic
Do women hold hands with men and let them place their hand on her thigh platonically? Asking for a friend
>>34151339no, she's toying with you
>>34151339No.
>>34151318MNo, you're not weird to find that abnormal or disrespectful.The only reason that frequency of bathroom breaks normal would be if he had IBS or the runs or something.Unfortunately speaking from experience, that many bathroom breaks in that span of time is indicative of poorly managed mental illness, probably social anxiety.Ask him about it, and if he can't reflexively tell you "oh yeah I had the shits" or "oh yeah I was just really nervous about being around your family", then you should try to confront him point blank about being anxious around your family.He may or may not be anxious around them solely because of mental illness or trauma that he hasn't yet coped with, but these are things that he should be able to unpack with you, the person he should trust more than anyone else.If he gets angry or aggressive in response to your prodding on this issue, that's not a very good sign.I'm not saying you should take that sort of response as a bright red flag, to be clear, but if he responds that way and doesn't eventually concede to your line of questioning or respect your concerns, then he may be struggling with some things that you don't need to waste your time on.
Watching succubus porn before going to bed. Good night, anons. sweet dreams.
>>34151338you don't like your clit being played with?It already gets wet and slimy down there anyway
>>34151339No, answering for a friend.The thigh especially is something not ever offered to a platonic friend.
>>34151344Night bro, post link if you can/allowed
I miss her so much :(
>>34151349Who
>>34151349Let it out bru. Tell us as much as you'd like
>>34151351Wasn't bedtime like four hours ago
>>34151357What?
>>34151318Does he vape lolMost likely he was anxious or he was pissing. Ask him. People commenting on it is weirder than you worrying about it a little.
Women how many dates do you have in a month? Single women only
>>34151365Why do you care?
>>34151365What?Idk. None-ish?
>>34151319Virgin still, but face sitting looks fun.
Most lack of chemistry is from forming snap judgements about people that are wrong
>>34151366I want a sample of how many men you see in a month so i have a picture of my odds.
>>34151243F20
>>34151366Very strange answer to that question.
>>3415136515
>>34151365The average is so small it's insignificant.
should I masturbate tonight?
Sleep is for the weak, and that I am. Goodnight to you all
>>34151376It's creepy how much men care about femanons' dating lives. None of us care about your relationships, only men ask about whether the opposite had dates/sex this week, or write fanfiction about us getting our backs blown out when the thread dies over the weekend.
is 7 inches small enough to be humiliated for having a micro penis?
>>34151381God forbid anyone ask the opposite gender something in the Ask the Opposite Gender Anything thread.
>>34151381Women are linkedin postsI need to see how many people applied
>>34151384You are creeps and cucks who get off to femanons telling you that they had sex with their boyfriend. Kys
>>34151386I'm not, but I suppose I can only speak for myself.Is a punctuation of "kys" supposed to mean jackshit to me? It's always struck me as especially toothless, pathetic stuff. You couldn't even type the whole thing out to me.
>>34151389What makes you worth putting in the effort to type it out in full?
>>34151386Actually its the other way wygirl. Let me know when timmy wants to watchHmu
I think this is it. I think I'm gonna have a gf very soon. Probably next week.
>>34151366>>34151381Everything is creepy to you.Women's parallel dating world should be sacred!
>>34151391Nothing, I suppose.
>>34151319I've never had a guy eat me out before but I'd like to try being on my back and wrapping my legs around his head>>34151339hold hand yes, thigh Hella no>>34151394good luck
I live in Korea and went on a date with a Korean girl this past Saturday. It was a great date and we clicked, want kids, are both serious about long-term relationships, and aren’t into hookup culture. We’re even planning a second date this Sunday.But here’s the issue: we ended our first date at 5pm because she had plans to meet with a guy friend. Didn’t think much of it at first. But the next day, she tells me she’s hanging out with another guy friend. That’s when I started to get the sense that it was a red flag. She told me most/all of her friends are guys. And honestly, that’s kinda no bueno to me. Not because I think she’s cheating or sneaky, but because guys know guys. Most aren’t just being friendly. I’m a guy, I’ve been around and I’d bet good money at least a few of them are waiting for a shot or have had one already.I told her how I felt openly and she responded with something like, “Once we build trust and get to know each other, you’ll see my friends aren’t like that.”But now I’m stuck. She’s the first girl I’ve vibed with after meeting 6 others here that went nowhere. I’m tired of swiping and shit dates. Am I being reasonable? Or am I reading too far into it?Nb4 it gets said, no I'm not insecure. I'm white and live in Korea ffs. I have 99+ likes on Bumble rn.
>>34151398>I've never had a guy eat me out before but I'd like to try being on my back and wrapping my legs around his headWhat if he was holding your wrists and looking into your eyes while he did it
>>34151400What race are her guy friends?
>>34151400>Not because I think she’s cheating or sneakyHow could she be cheating? You're not in a relationship, you've only been on one date.
>>34151400>Am I being reasonable?I'm a guy too, but I'd say so. Guys know guys, as you say.Still, if this woman is worth your time focus on that.If she can't see what you're worth, that's her loss.The "talking stage" is the lamest part of modern dating by far...You should either trust in your ability to appear superior to these other guys or move on and try something with other women instead.
>KoreanHahaha. Stay far away.
>>34151406Story time??
>>34151365I’ve been on one date, ever. This will be the year through, my bf is out there he just doesn’t know it yet
>>34151406If this dude can get one the rest of you have no excusehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQbYtkUIqHY
feels like something terrible is going to happen this week
>>34151421I don't feel that way. Hope that helps.
>>34151418Wat
>One Battle After Another and Adolescence swept the Golden GlobesWomen, you win. Pozzed and misandrist cinema is getting awards.
It's going on four in the morning, someone yell at me to sleep.
>>34151422Yeah
>>34151434Gay
>>34151434thank you for leaving us alone
>>34151400You're insecure and desperate, but also have a huge ego, which is always a fun combination. Just chill, friends are friends. I'm friends with many girls I don’t plan to date. If they asked, I would fuck them, obviously, because I’m a manwhore, but I have no such intentions. Having many friends is a nice way to live, you're never alone, and they can help when you need it. And you can vent to them about other people.
>>34151429OBAA deserves all the accolades for giving us Chase Infiniti.
>>34151431
>>34151401I've heard some girls don't like eye contact during it but I wouldn't mind
>>34151434why not? we don't bite :)
>>34151443>we don't bite :)lame
>>34151443Would you bite if I asked you to?
>>34151443do you give licks?
>>34151400You can find my post in the archives but I'm friends with a Korean girl on exchange in the US with a boyfriend in Europe and the red flags just pile up. She casually mentioned that back in Korea, she'd drink almost every night until she passed out and that her bf is her living ATM and is no good if he isn't making money. Meanwhile her drunk ass is staying up late alone with guys like me in her room, asking me to give her piggyback rides, having multiple guys 'bench press her' and being overly affectionate with me in front of the girls she's supposed to be setting me up with in some weird cuck scenario (so many layers that I can't tell who's cucking who anymore). I kinda like her, sure, she is incredibly pretty and fun to be around. But I'd rather keep her as a friend than fuck her and make my life comparably worse and deal with the emotional damage.So yeah unless you set boundaries and your girl has religious morals that she finds actually binding.
Bodycount: 300+ Relationship count: 0 It'd be hard to explain, heh, better to say I'm a virgin.
>>34151443What do you do? :o
it's more difficult to hide boners now that I'm not fat
>>34151450slut
>>34151450If there is anything I have learned from the foids in this thread it is that hiding our boners is something we should not be doing.
>>34151451stop calling me a slut I'm not being slutty on purpose :(>>34151452you know a friend told me the same thing, but I don't know how I feel about walking around with a hard on
Am I the only neurotypical guy posting here?I read about you guys struggling to hide boners in public and can’t relate at all.
>>34151453>I'm not being slutty on purposeyou clearly are since it's always you making these posts every time
>>34151454I'm no psychiatrist but I can guarantee you are not neurotypical
>>34151448me but remove two zeroes from bodycount>>34151450Thinking about quitting porn so I can have more public boners when my cut is finished, but for some reason I just made a new porn folder today, kinda self-defeating.
>>34151454I don't know what that has to do with getting random boners>>34151459I'm just trying to start a conversation! also I talk about other stuff
>>34151453>you know a friend told me the same thing, but I don't know how I feel about walking around with a hard onYou're gonna have to learn
>>34151463>Thinking about quitting porn so I can have more public boners when my cut is finished, but for some reason I just made a new porn folder today, kinda self-defeating.is it really that hard to quit porn? I've never really had a problem with that, never been a huge coomer believe it or not>>34151465will it get me a gf?
i want to rape, hurt and kill slut anon
>>34151467>will it get me a gf?Not on its own but it will help
>>34151467>is it really that hard to quit pornI'm not really sure, because I basically have like a 6 week cycle of 4 weeks of no-porn use and then 2 weeks of heavy use. But I'm kinda in the middle of that 2 week phase right now and I don't like it. I basically just have to distract myself because I'll retreat to porn while bored.
I leave for work at 8:30am and my bf leaves for work at 5:30am. We usually go to bed between 8:30-10:30pm but I have insomnia and often wake up at like 1-3am and can't go back to sleep. The problem is that my bf seems to be disturbed that I leave the bed and can't get back to sleep either. It's 4am right now and he's been up since like 1:30, he is in the bedroom with the door closed but I can see the light is on, he is on his computer doing games or shitposting. I feel bad but I feel worse trying to force myself to sleep next to him because I get itchy and toss and turn I just need to get up. Am I in the wrong
>>34151443Why would you lie when you're anonymous?
>>34151473you should replace your bf with a sleepmatched man immediately.
>>34151473Neither of you is in the wrong. You should maybe try to sleep in different rooms on work nights.Have you ever had a sleep study done? Are you doing anything to treat your insomnia?
It's all my dick's fault. I'm not even that horny or promiscuous, but today I did it again. I was walking by a hotel, a young prostitute came up to me and asked if I wanted some fun. I said yes and ended up fucking her there for two hours. Anyway, my girlfriend is still in another country, so it's not cheating.
>>34151464>I'm just trying to start a conversationby announcing unprompted that you show off your boner in public>also I talk about other stufflike what
>>34151480This is why I can't relate to male sex addicts, because you are all whoremongers who pay for it. I tried to join sex addiction forums and it was just full of johns whining about how their wallet is too loose. You know how hard it is to stop when the sex is FREE and the hottest person you can imagine could be in your bedroom within a few hours of chatting? My bf is lucky I am so fucking nice and don't cheat on him anymore
>>34151473lol, if he turns the LIGHTS ON in the room in the middle of the night then no, thats his own fucking problem
>>34151484>anymoresounds like you were made for each other
>>34151484did you really just fall for 0/10 bait?
>>34151489>anon mad he fell for whore bait again
>>34151484You fucking whore.
>>34151484Nice humble brag there, sister. What can I do when the price of dick is too low for me to get free sex with attractive young girls? And I'm not an addict or a whoremonger, it just happens because of circumstances.
>>34151487Did you really just get aggro at me using bait to make a point
>>34151482I don't show off my boner! I said I want to hide it>like whatsometimes I talk about books and videogames
Men will never understand the pain of buying Korean skincare from Korea and having to wait 2-3 weeks for it to arrive to you.
>>34151498I'm literally waiting for my patches rn ffs
GenderDo you have faith in love?
>>34151496did you really just fall for my bait baitposting to your bait whoreposting?
>>34151499What patches did you get? I bought a bunch of stuff, it's going to be like Christmas when it arrives.>>34151500F. Yes! Very much so.
>>34151500F, lol, lmao even
>>34151503>What patches did you get?NSC hydrogel patches for my nasolabial folds. I hate this shit. After I slimmed down, I got these ugly folds.
the G spot is where all the homies hang out
>>34151503Please whitepill me on love?>>34151505What's your beef with love? the duality of foids...
If you're an undateable male who hasn't had sex in years is it that bad to go to a sex worker? It's legal here.
>>34151511>What's your beef with love? all love is self centered
>>34151514Its literally what they are there for
>>34151500MYeah I think there's a chance but I'm probably looking in all the wrong places.
>>34151500MSadly, never. That’s why I’m whoring myself out. No girl ever deserves me.
>>34151514
>>34151500Myes, love is probably the only thing that will make me happy
>>34151514No, also you’re not obligated to tell your future gf about it. Just fuck whores and be quiet about it, that’s what every man does.
>>34151516I tried it once before and it was just awkward, I couldn't kiss her and fingering her was a waste of time because she wasn't into it so I didn't really know what to do. I fucked her and came but it was so clinical and not enjoyable.
>>34151515How do you figure?>>34151517What places are you looking and why aren't they working?>>34151522God speed then, friend
>>34151524Nice fanfic, sister
>>34151525>How do you figuregive me one example of selfless love
>>34151526What's unbelievable about it? I just walked into a brothel and got whoever was working. Maybe if I'd gone through a website I could have found someone who would have been a better match to what I wanted.
>>34151529Based. I've never once felt the same for 3DPD that I feel for 2D
>>34151531It's not unbelievable, you're just spouting nonsense and I won't correct you so your nonsense won't get any better.
>>34151536What's the nonsense part of it? It happened the way I described.
>>34151527Uh or you could just argue your point, I can think of plenty examples from both myself and others at me. My friends banded together at the end of really, really dark chapter in my life to replace broken hardware that was necessary for my job, they did that completely unprompted and it was not a trivial cost by any means.
>>34151541>do thing so you can feel like a certified good boy >selfless ok
>>34151498I've bought them before. It's just like waiting for an Ali Express package, not a big deal.
how many chefs do you think were wrongfully executed because the king's food tester had a food allergy?
>>34151542NTAPeople like you are so fucking weird and arrogant.As if you're not allowed to feel good and happy about helping others.
I'm still so confused about this world and myself. I never thought I was gay, I'm attracted to girls, but in my fantasy, I wish my crush had a cock and fucked me with it. What even is my sexual orientation?
>>34151508Will happen when you lose weight, yeah. Are you doing any topicals to improve the appearance of wrinkles? I use tretionin personally but you need to wear your SPF if you do.>>34151511>Please whitepill me on love?I sincerely believe that our love for others is what makes everything else in life worth it, and the only thing that makes life make sense. Not even specifically romantic love, just love in general.Living can be so horribly painful and tiresome, but I always found peace in the people around me, in my love for them and their love for me. It is the only way I found to experience sincere, prolonged joy. I felt rushes of happiness accomplishing something or doing something fun, but it went away pretty fast. What never goes away is the happiness I feel loving the people around me and being loved by them.Romantic love is beautiful as well in its own way, of course. It's so intense and intoxicating, and to feel connected deeply and profoundly to someone who was a stranger to you is one of the most terrifying and beautiful thing we get to experience as humans.It requires a lot of effort to stay open to love, because it can be horribly painful and disappointing. But if you manage to, it is very rewarding.
>>34151547I didn't say you're not allowed to feel good about yourself, I'm saying that everything humans do is to feel good about themselves, hence all love is self centered
I love my mom
>>34151549bi? how is that hard for you to figure out?
>>34151552As I said, you are weird and arrogant.
masturbating right now
>>34151555ok, hope saying that makes you feel good about yourself for being so much better than me
>>34151542Love isn't pretending you don't exist for other's sake, love is entangling your wellbeing with others, so of course you're going to feel happy helping someone you love. You're (very autistically) taking the word "selfless" too literally.
>>34151556Same
>>34151543But I want to play with my lotions and potions right now :(
>>34151556To what
>>34151553
>>34151558all I'm saying is that even the most "selfless" act is self serving, I'm not saying thats a bad thing
>>34151557Such a predictable little nihilist.
>>341515632D women are women without any of the downsides of a 3D women
>>34151562
>>34151565do you get a boner when you think about how you mog all nihilists because you're such a good moral realist/existentialist/teleologist/theist/humanist/essentialist/whateverfuckialist?
>>34151564Okay well have you considered saying something meaningful?
>>34151569
>>34151571have you considered saying something that makes logical sense?
>>34151572
>>34151561lewd japanese audios and flat women
>>34151577White people are a minority
>>34151563I can be converted to 2D to be more easily fappable, if you want.
>>34151577
>>34151551>tretioninI use a serum suggested by my cosmetologist. It's basically a light version of tretinoin, and yeah, I use SPF 50 too. I also did PDRN injections. Painful as fuck, but was worth it.
>>34151582
>>34151571You're talking to a sociopath.
note to self, take shirt off before masturbating
>>34151587kys
>>34151582I'll have you know, mine looks more like a macaron than a roast beef
>>34151589pics or didn't happen
>>34151589Post hands
>>34151582This >>34151589.
>>34151589kind of hard to imagine, got some reference material?
>>34151584Good job anon. Both on the weight loss and on taking care of your skin. I've had several arguments with men in my life about wearing SPF so I'm always happy hearing that a man is serious about sun protection.Sadly you just need to wait time for the things you're doing to pay off. Think about upping your retinol if you have deeper wrinkles, talk with a dermatologist about it as most of them are prescription only.
>>34151592
Imagine if you couldn’t directly save images off 4chan like how Instagram and Twitter work
>>34151601Meh
>>34149537Crush recently got a couple of visible arm tattoos.Is it weird I suddenly don't have as much of a crush on her anymore. It looks like she is planning on doing a sticker style thing throughout her arm which is a bit sad.Why can't people just keep their bodies tattoo free
>>34151610Bro, you are sooo original.
I wish someone would kill me
>>34151610I've also lost attraction to guys when I found out they have tattoos, but>Why can't people just keep their bodies tattoo freethis sentiment is weird. It's not other people's duty to look hot to you specifically, you're not the center of their universe.
>>34151617I could sit on your face, if you wanted to go out that way.
>>34151621I'd rather kill you
>>34151610I don't understand how a tattoo doesn't get boring after having it for 5 minutesJust draw on yourself with body art and wash it when you're done with it
What causes narcissism?
>>34151624I think partially it's some biological shit in your brain, but upbringing can amplify or decrease it.
YESim not the only person like thisHe's the same as me and STILL has a wifethere's hopeLETS GO BOYS
what makes handsome men have low self esteem?
It's getting close to midday and I haven,t left my bed yet... :(
>>34151629if you're looking for handsome men, you're in the wrong place
hope my crush will still like me when i get my freak-ass tattoos
Women, is it okay to smile when you make eye contact with me?
>>34149537Remember when we used to make fun of men for hoverhanding?
>>34151628This is why I don't think I should date an autist. I'd be too frustrated by this sensory issue thing.
>>34151635Yes. You can even nod, or si hi if we pass each other.
>>34151628patriot
>>34151629Being bullied during puberty and always feeling like you're ugly
>>34151628why is she so retarded and marries him i dont get it
>>34151649People who marry after a year are fucking stupid.It's a very american type of stupidity.
I want people to mistake me for a girl irl
>>34151649>women marry, hoping he will change>men marry, hoping she won't change both are in for a rude awakening
>>34151654>accidentally misgendered a student at workI genuinely thought I was going to get in trouble.
>>34151628Uncle Jun was ahead of the game
>>34151629Maybe he doesn't know he's handsome?
>>34151660>uncle Jun is gay for eating pussy>If Vito was pitching instead of "catching" they would have been fine with him being gayWhatever happened there?
>>34151629Being fat as a kid or ugly during puberty, being autistic.>>34151635Yeah, it's very normal.
>>34151629>what makes handsome men have low self esteem?Because I'm still bad in bed despite being handsome.
>>34151659I'm not trans I just like the idea of people not being able to tell if I'm a man or a woman, I have been told before I look like my mom
>>34151654It's called Griffith maxing
>>34151678I prefer ryo asuka, you know, the character miura was ripping off when he made griffith
>>34151679>the discord groomer is a trannyAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>34151681I don't use discord
>>34151663OOOOH both were gay, but if he was pitching he could pretend to be making love to a womangoin south of the border is akin to sucking dick, catching not pitching
Women only read porn.
>>34151682did you get permabanned for sexually abusing minors?
>>34151684Never read porn. Too boring
>>34151685no I just never had the need to use discord and I'm NOT trans
>>34151688I totally believe you
Do I officially qualify as a fuckup?I was drinking two nights ago, accidentally broke a plate on my desk and didn't vacuum and clean it up until today. Yesterday I was just on my couch the whole day.
>>34151694Not just for this, no. My only impression of you from that post is that you sound a little bit depressed.
Anyone else here pu capable des esties d’annonces de Manmade, or is it just me?
>>34151697Kill all frogs.
>>34151696>a little bitwhat would make someone sound severely depressed in your eyes?
>>34151699Finally someone who dosen’t think I’m an Indian, because I do a couple grammatical errors on this board. Be racist all you want but don’t call me an Indian!
>>34151702most plausible paki
>>34151702I don't care, but reading or hearing French generally makes me feel repulsed.You know how cat have that automatic dry heaving to certain sounds? Yeah, like that.
>>34151684I go on /gif/.
>>34151710Are you trying to for racism?
>>34151711vile
>>34151700Repeated suicidal thoughts, and a pattern of behavior that persists for several months and stops them from functioning at a very basic level - things like eating, sleeping, washing themselves, interacting with others are unbearably difficult. Drinking and not cleaning up for a day is concerning, but I would not be calling 911 if my friend told me they did this.
>>34151713I mean the spammer
cuddle sex under the covers
>>34151696Ok, because I kind of hated myself and was disappointed in myself..
it's too hard to cum nowadays
>>34151726Not with VR porn, good shit.
>>34151714I like the tranny threads
>>34151726>take hours to orgasm alone while single>get a bf >suddenly able to get to orgasm in minutes, even when I'm aloneI don't get it.
>>34151728im too broke for thatfeels bad
He has a massive cock and has recalibrated you.
>>34151732that just makes me feel worse
>>34151681He >>34151679 isn't the aquatic reptile
>>34151610Wow that’s effective, I’m getting tattooed
>>34151719That is not a very helpful feeling. Be proud of yourself because you fixed it even if it felt difficult and unpleasant. Make sure you do better next time, so you can be proud of you sooner.
>>34151736Both things could be true, but are they related?
Do you know anybody that makes you go "where the fuck does that guy get all his money from?", /aotga/? I do, my brother. He has never had a job and lives with our parents. They don't give him money or pay for anything, yet he somehow always has money for things. He orders amazon packages all the time, buys his own groceries, etc.
>>34151744>Make sure you do better next timenta but that's not a helpful thing to tell a depressed person
>>34151755he sells feet pics
>>34151755Maybe he sells drugs. That or some other illegal activity. That's what I always assume.
>>34151744I am proud of things I have done in the past, but I think it's ok to be disappointed in doing yourself if you did something stupid.The solution is to not drink anymore, which is something I should stick to anyway.
>>34151610>Why can't people just keep their bodies tattoo freeBecause they are fucking retards that can't think for themselves. Foids that get tattoos have sheep brains. Tell her that she ruined herself.
>>34151755My bf. I've accepted that he just has family money and stopped asking questions.
>>34151765This is the stud that you close yourself off from when you get a tattoo. Remember that, ladies.
>>34151766it sounds like an advantageous situation, definitely not one a gold digger would envison
>>34151767I couldn't live knowing anon doesn't want me.
>>34151758It was helpful for me when I was depressed. Reminding myself that I did things to the best of my abilities that day and I would do better next time was the only thing that kept me going when I was recovering. >>34151764I agree you should not drink. I just think you should be patient and kind to yourself if you're trying to better yourself right now. It's very hard to invest energy in improving something you have no love or care for; if think of yourself as a fuckup who is beyond saving, you're making it very hard for yourself.
>>34151767As opposed to you? I agree with him>t. F23
Why do women shave when men prefer hair
>>34151771>who is beyond savingI am not that far gone yet.That being said, I am eating carrots with mayo right now. lol
>>34151771>It was helpful for me when I was depressedthen you weren't depressed
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>>34151597>I've had several arguments with men in my life about wearing SPF so I'm always happy hearing that a man is serious about sun protection.Actually, I've been doing it for years already. I don't remember exactly when or why I started, but I haven't gone under the sun without protection in years. Sun aging scares the shit out of me, so if the guys you're arguing with won't listen, just scare them with it.
>>34151772That anon is pure sex and you smell of cheap makeup and your bed probably has crumbs in it. Know your place
>>34151773Because the only opinion that matters is from someone who eats me out.
>>34151776I was diagnosed with it, but what do they know.>>34151774Carrots are good!
>>34151781Another guy here and I just use a moisturiser that has sun cream in it. If I don't use moisturiser my skin feels irritating so I may as well roll the two into one. I think it's what helps me look younger than I am.
>>34151773I don't have because I have like 6 armpit hairs and that's it
>>34151787Yeah, but this is my lunch.
>>34151781Sadly it does not help. This summer my dad and I went on a hike. It was really sunny out, I was reapplying my sunscreen religiously and offered it to him every single time.He refused, run away from me like I was holding a bottle of spray piss every time I was reapplying.He got sunburnt so badly he had blisters all over his dumb bald head. He had to seek medical attention for it because a couple of them got infected. He wore my SPF hat while he was healing, but do you think that after he healed he wore sunscreen? He still looks like a fucking dalmatian.It's like talking to a wall.
>>34151792Me too actually, I use this>>34151801grim, some men can be so stubborn
My boyfriend broke up with me found out he had sex with a ftm with chopped tits and 2 mtf trannies how did i turn him gay and What makes a man choose a tranny over a real vagina? Is this an upgrade in comparison to me???
>>34152541>What makes a man choose a tranny over a real vagina?Being a demented gay man with a body modification fetish
>>34149537I missed the Himmy thread...
I've been working on some raps what do you anons think?>black nigga money>black nigga dick>next thing I need is a black nigga bitch
