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>>34154262Me and who?
Women, would you date a fatting and bald man?
>>34154274Depends on who it is
Women: Why do so many of you go for the “bad boys”? Why would you rather date someone who’s gonna cheat and abuse you rather than the “nice guy”? (No, I don’t mean the nice guys that harass people, I mean actual nice guys.)
>>34154279Guess I need to post it again to remind everyone
Ladies, can you feel when you're about to get your period?
>>34154262I know those eyes on the right. That has to be aubrey plaza
men, would you date a withered old hag who's 20 years old?
>>34154285Yes, they are still ripe and malleable
>>34154285No, I’m too old for you. I’m 30
>>34154279Look man, woman want confidence and masculine dominance. It’s biological. When there’s nothing else, the assholes are the ones closest to that.
>>34154285How are you an old hag at 20?
>>34154285i would tolerate them
>>34154292ntaDon't worry about that. Just feed off of her low self esteem and help yourself.
>>34154291I’m gonna (attempt to) turn into a nonchalant king
>>34154279yeah i wanna know too. why do women hate gamers so much?
>>34154297i like gamers
>>34154276But I'm not and I don't?
>>34154282I can predict it based on feeling, but predicting it with a period tracker is more accurate
>>34154296Hopefully not fake nonchalance. You can’t fake that shit. It’s a massive catch 22: when you seek the emotion, you can’t get it; when you don’t want it, you’ll find it.
Why do women do everything they possibly can to make men hate them?
>>34154300oh, oops that was embarrassing ..i guess i need to rethink my position haha ^_^"
>>34154285I'm a 20 year old man, women don't want me. They all think I'm a peewee
>>34154297They don’t hate gamers. They want leaders. You can game all damned day if you give them a focused life.
>>34154282No. It's usually a sudden dreading of that it's supposed to be on time, some severe depression symptoms and then wait and then bleeding.
>>34154311Well… Are you?
>>34154279Don’t know. Don’t like “bad boys”, non of my girl friends do. Is it a generational thing?
>>34154311>>34154314>Well… Are you?Lol exactly
>>34154314No I'm just young. But they hear 20 and they think ew baby.
>>34154322Bro is chasing cougar bbw lol
>>34154279>Why do you date men who do bad things in the futureBecause I can't tell the future>>34154282Kinda, but it's more like general dread every ~30 days than actual physical symptoms>>34154297How are those two questions related>>34154308Some women are just bursting with energy, personally I can only manage a handful of things per day that make men hate me
Women,What would you do for an affectionate 7/10 man that makes 105k a year and gives you 5 orgasms a week?
>>34154279really broad brush there man. but i’ll bite. >asshole guy is usually somewhat persistent and his rude demeanor feels like a challenge to “break” him, plus a lot of flirting can be more of a duel than a dance even pride and prejudice showcases a hero asshole and a nice guy villian. many nice men are a facade and hide their wickedness. men who are blatantly assholes are at least surface level honest. pride and prejudice also has a redemption arc for the asshole to go through though and many women dream of that. many men have a core goodness and dignity to themselves that we wish to inspire. i’m rambling. i like a guy who is an asshole so i flirt with him by insulting him and he isn’t offended by it. i can tease and be brattish and even offensive (though not hostile) and he would simply grin or laugh and then bend me over and spank my ass over it. some women prefer the opposite, perhaps Bingley is the true nice guy definition. Jane and Bingley are typical sweet romance examples. Have any of you read this book? It’s my favorite one actually.
>>34154329>105k a yearis that before or after taxes?
>>34154327>Kinda, but it's more like general dread every ~30 dayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB4LPTyHCDA
>>34154285Girlie pop, you are a newborn. One year away from using alcohol to make men kiss you and preforming devil magic to sacrifice them for your own entertainment.
State gender. Do you engage in political discussion with family members? Has a current event ever affected a romantic relationships? For example. My girlfriend has started treating me differently after I disagreed with her on the ice shooting civilian thing. I’d state my opinion but it’s not /pol/
Are you good with kids?
>>34154335lol
>>34154335>Do you engage in political discussion with family members?Fuck no. I like my family.
>>34154329I'd brush his hair and bathe him and snuggle him and make him food and smooch him and burry him in the sand up to his neck and force him to eat me out like that and file his nails and curl his eyelashes and paint his nails with a clear coat and give him spa treatments.
>>34154335Male. Yes, me and my sister have very different yet similar views and have grown more distant from it.
>>34154281
>>34154325See >>34154334
>>34154336MOnce they are mildly sentient, yes. I like to indulge their weird little questions and change their world view with a little sleight of hand.If they are just a dumb lil baby then I'm not so good with them.
>>34154331Before
>>34154335MWhenever my mom talks with politics I'm just like ok
>>34154335i do with my grandma. she is the increasingly extinct moderate democrat type. i am a ted k schizoid, so we get into some interesting discussions
>>34154336MYeah. I’m one of those guys that makes funny faces at babies who stare at him in public.
>>34154335I dont believe in politics
>>34154343Dude is a 20 year old man. If girls are thinking “ewww, a baby”….what do you think that means?
>>34154336Very. I took care of my brother so I've had lots of practice
>>34154335im american so political discussion never gets treated as just a topic to discuss and exchange ideas but a way for two parties to blow off steam and seethe about something emotionally
>>34154335FHell no, I stubbornly say "I don't know enough to have a position on that" whenever someone baits me for a response, even if they're related to meGuys sometimes seem disappointed when I decline to join their outrage, but it's better for the relationship in the long runI've had to cut a few loose who get really mad and say "why don't women have opinions on politics?" as if the only valid opinion is instantly getting angryLiving like that must be so exhausting
>>34154335>Do you engage in political discussion with family members?I try not to.
>>34154279>cheat and abuse I don't like that kind of bad boy I like the kind who is stupid and used to make really terrible impulsive decisions but now only makes mildly inconvenient impulsive decisions because he's matured slightly.>>34154282With decent reliability. Sometimes I'm off because the cramping started earlier than usual but I very rarely get caught without a pad already on these days. Usually I get some warning shots to the uterus the day before.>>34154335FI'm careful about what I discuss with my brother. Most of the time he's right but he gets caught up in some unexpectedly stupid shit.>>34154336Less good with babies but 2-12s usually like me.
>>34154335M. Im still friends with all my slightly conservative male friends. I have a group of leftists friends and I don’t ever intertwine both.
Male anons, would you date a girl with painful diarrhea cramps
>>3415432220 IS a baby. It's right in the middle of the "college bro" phase where guys are still hyperactive sex pests. I don't have the time or energy for that shit.
>>34154329Be a good person? what do I need to do?
>>34154336Mnowe have a hate hate relationshipi am so sick and tired of dealing with my younger cousins. i hate having to play with them. fuckoff you annoying shitheads. my aunts and uncles need to stop spewing out offspring if they expect me to show up to any family gatherings
There's literally 3 separate hot male professors in my schedule this semester and I'm finding it very difficult to function. I will probably do really well in my classes but the moral OCD I am experiencing is driving me insane. Do they know I'm a pervert? Jesus christ.
>>34154281>>34154342The dichotomy of women.
>>34154336I'm genuinely proud of the fact that I am the only person my friends' son will ask to pick him up other than his parents.
>>34154361>I like the kind who is stupid and used to make really terrible impulsive decisions but now only makes mildly inconvenient impulsive decisions because he's matured slightly.Literally me
>>34154363>painful diarrhea crampsFirst of all. Some chicks get bad period cramps. Second of all, normal life is having to listen to your girl take the most disgusting shit you’ve ever heard in the other room…then have sex.
Paranoid post there's no way in hell he'd ever see that or knowI don't think you're stupid I just think it's hot and cute when you don't think.
>>34154336F noI would sooner hold a dog that is actively pissing and shitting than hold someone's baby
>>34154335FSometimes, we lean the same politically. I would also treat someone differently over an opinion about murder
Vampire ceo minotaur please fuck my ass and call me daddys little slut
>>34154367Would you have a foursome with those professors? Or sleep with each one?
>>34154364>20 IS a baby.>speaks in 2-year combat veteran
>>34154363Sure. I could care less if you do or don’t.
>>34154367What do they teach, literature?
>>34154368That thing probably smells like shit. Like actual bovine feces.
>>34154373Why thoughAt least the baby has a diaper on
I wanted to be dominated by my female psych professor but feminists hate men who are smarter than them.
>>34154376Way to make my moral OCD worse.I'd have a few foursomes then marry the "ugly" one because he's the sweetest.
>>34154374What is your opinion on murder
>>34154386>moral OCDFfs
>>34154386 every woman is either a whore or conflicted. So stop praising “purity” men. It’s as rare as a 12 inch cock.
>>34154322You probably have a babyface. The worst curse for a man, along with being short, a small penis or balding.
>>34154375Unfortunately you're stuck with generic ceo studs.
>>34154372Huh??????
>>34154394Ceo studs? Am i so old that fabio is not the mainstay of the cover art?
>>34154391I'm fine being a whore if he's a whore. We'll get along just fine.
>>34154394nta but my (super gay) uncle is on the cover of a Harlequin romance novel
>>34154394All these romance novels with CEO's and shit are for boomer women with simple minds. Millennial/gen z women are fucked in the head, they jork it to xenomorphs and shit.
>>34154372I feel this way towards another guy, funnily enough
>>34154395Definitely a chick. A get it off your chest rant, but no one would care about it there.
>>34154401Beauty and the Beast really fucked us up when they made the human prince at the end uglier than the monster version.
Women think it's "hot" and "cute" when men do "stupid shit" but when I smoke meth ONE TIME YEARS AGO suddenly they get the ick.
>>34154404It’s funny how much of these threads tend to be “gioyc but I want replies”
Men of atoga, post a pic of casual clothing you like seeing girls wear
>>34154398He won’t be fine about you being a whore, though.
>>34154404Context here >>34154361
>>34154410So do guys want girls to dress like whores or not damn
>>34154330This monologue sounds like the female version of Patrick Bateman during Hip to be Square
>>34154412I think I know him well enough
Guys, please explain why you act like this on first dates and try to psychoanalyze girls? First dates are about conversation and getting to know the person and just seeing if you click and are compatible. This is just mean and cruel. I would never treat a guy like this on a first date.
>>34154402>>34154372You bitches speak in code.
>>34154410I really love any sort of athleisure on women.picunrel
>>34154408Can you do something stupider than smoke meth though?
>>34154408Do you act like the type of person who might still do meth if presented with a compelling enough opportunity? That might be it.
>>34154410This
>>34154414>context is replies to 4 different posts about 4 different topicsFuck right off. Be direct if you want direct responses
>>34154424>casual clothing>posts a pic of a woman clearly at work
>>34154410Sweats. No I'm not posting a picture.
>>34154417>what does it means when he calls me cute Sure you do
Where are the sexy bilingual men
>>34154418Based drunk pyschchad making whores seethe
>>34154418Therapyspeak and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
i dont hate womeni wish i could i just cant they're sweet and pretty and they sound nice and they have cute smiles and they like artsy gentle thingsother men of /atoga/ how do i stop being a fakecel
>>34154428better?
>>34154418He was negging. It is a manipulation tactic to make himself feel bigger over you. Don't keep all the shade, girlies. Throw it back and make him cower.
>>34154427Don't you think it's telling that you responded to "huh" guy and not me?If you had just left it alone I wouldn't feel like I need to explain it because you're making a big deal out of it. But if you can't take the 3 seconds it would take to read enough to make sense of it then I can't do any more here.
>>34154431Europe? Most Europeans learn 3 languages with the 3rd language being their weakest.
>>34154431Right here (Don’t know how sexy I am though…)
>>34154435Just spend more time here
>>34154435I dunno but I'm the same. I just imagine some universe where I'm a good enough man to be with one.
>>34154436much better
>>34154431In their own countries
>>34154418>Guys thinks she's a ho>ask is she is a ho>she gets madShe was in fact a ho, fo sho
>>34154439Then where are the european anons>>34154441Whats the other language
>>34154431I'm trilingual but hideously ugly, sorry.
I'm bilingual and European but I don't live in Europe
>>34154410
>>34154449:< You don't have to apologize
>>34154447Chinese and German
>>34154438Fucking hell. You saw two men bonding briefly over their mutual exacerbation and bemusement…then get pissed off that they didn’t drop to their knees and spend the rest of the night giving two shits about your cryptic emotional horseshit. Such woman shit.
>>34154453Very 2010 core
>>34154410Whatever this is called. I like how the skirt hugs her legs.
>>34154430Dude you're not even keeping up with the right conversation. He's never called me cute he's a professional at work.
>>34154453baaased.that polyester athleisure is so ugly and gives women yeast infections lmao
>>34154461I downloaded it to post in response to that question you annoying island nigger
>>34154388Shooting people in the face for a rapist clown, not good.
>>34154461>What’s really creepy is having pics of random women you will never fuck saved on your deviceThat's literally you.
paENTJeet is back quick everyone retreat to the bunker
>>34154408It’s like the one thing we all pretty much dislike. Men doing stupid shit is not cute or hot
>>34154461I have ai at my fingertips
>>34154464I used to be against totalitarianism and government control and stuff but now that there's this proto-gestapo milita wandering the streets in a bloodlust frenzy I think it's kinda cool. It's fun. I like watching shit go down.
>>34154472How many names do you go by?
>>34154418He was mean and cruel. I would never treat a guy like this
>>34154418I actually found the tiktok and checked out the full story>She says "you can ask me anything. What's up?" Asked her for her body count and she got extremely butthurt and offended>Guy called out exact anxiety medication and dosage she was on>Asked why she thinks her ex cheated on her and if her ex was now married (Spoiler Alert: Ex is indeed married to the chick he cheated with)>Called her out for fake allergies and and that she was probably a vegan (all correct)She was extremely pissed that he called out her Ex cheating on her and being married now. That's actually what set off this video.
You guys need to ease up on ENTJ, he does this regularly because he literally has no friends irl
>>34154481he doesn't deserve better
>>34154434Guys going to Therapy is like studying the Dark Arts. They really are weaponizing it now and attacking women with what they learn in Therapy. This is why we can't have nice things..
>>34154478That doesn't make much sense
>>34154478>I would never treat a guy like thisYour need to add this extra bit means that you absolutely would. Only people who need to justify themselves would ever add unsolicited defensive shit like that.
>>34154436If i saw a girl irl in store dressed like that i would glance exacrly 3 times at her ass, memorize it in great detail, and after im back home from store I would furiously masturbate to the mental imagery created in my prefrontal cortex
>>34154456Bruh this whole thing started because you couldn't resist mansplaining a post that was only meant to be understood by a single person on the off chance they're here and were insulted by my previous post you are making this a way bigger deal than it needs to be. Let it go.
>>34154279Not a woman, but >>34154291. Women, especially those without decent father figures, have a very hard time telling assholes apart from men who are simply comfortable taking the lead and getting what they want. And since it's the assholes who are the least inhibited, they're the ones who spam approaches and eventually find a woman who is damaged and/or stupid enough to let him in. Decent dudes, whether they're bold or not, aren't going to approach as much because they actually want more from relationships than a cheap dopamine hit. So the shitty guys have an outsize influence on the dating market.
>>34154418>my date gave me a mirror and now I'm going to post on tiktok about itsuffer it you entitled bitches.
>>34154469You would love nazis, they had leather.
>>34154479body count is personal preference so you can ask if you wantall that other stuff she's absolutely right about and is vibe killing retarded shit to bring up on the first date
State gender: You're at your dream wedding, and at the reception, your new spouse's brother or sister a approaches you with a drink in their hand, and they ask you privately>Soo, what do you love about [your spouse]?What is would you want your most preferred response to be in this fantasy?
>>34154467Speak for yourself lolIf the stupid shit doesn't have negative consequences let him have fun. Mildly injuring themselves is how they learn.
>>34154410I wear dolphin shorts like this at the gym but I don't pull it off well I think
>>34154481he does because he's a fat indian incel
>>34154420She looks awfully indianesque in this picI heard shes a single mom, is that true
>>34154487Sorry, I’m not a guy. I answered anyways hehe
>>34154494They did but Hitler was pretty retarded
>>34154499Brvtal exposing of ENTJEET
>>34154496He's a lil firecracker and I wanna set him off.
>>34154500I have no idea who she is, I just like that she's showing off her armpit
>>34154490>mansplaininglol. How about you just explain what the actual fuck any of this means.>>34154372>Paranoid post there's no way in hell he'd ever see that or know>I don't think you're stupid I just think it's hot and cute when you don't think.
>>34154496MEverything
>>34154506Sara safari or SaffariSomething like thatShes fitness shitness influencer, but factually just chasing clout online by slutting it up to more popular fitness influencers
>>34154495>all that other stuff she's absolutely right about and is vibe killing retarded shit to bring up on the first dateThey were literally all true though. She was so pissed because he read her to a T. She really flipped her shit when he was like yeah your last serious boyfriend probably cheated on you and is married to her now. And he did and he was!
>>34154496>privatelyThis is a highly unrealistic reception scenario
Why are women on this website so evil sometimes
>>34154464If you were in the car would you have gotten out or did what she did?
>>34154501Yeah I could tell. I mean it doesn't make sense, you think he's mean but would never do anything to him?
>casual clothes you want to see women inGym leggins are best combo of usefull and sexy
>>34154495the guy knew what he was doing bringing it up
tell me a bedtime story
>>34154514>Why are women on this website so evil sometimesJust on this website?
>>34154514Elaborate
>>34154507How about you stop caring because it isn't about you? That feels like a sane option lol.
>>34154522Yeah>>34154523No
>>34154511She is perfect.
Faggot forgot to take his name off
>>34154528Ah, it’s because they’re ENTJ. I see now
How can I convince my co-worker to leave her husband for me?
>>34154511>IranianHm, maybe I should look for more>fitness influencer...Thats how they all are
>>34154488What? How is extra and why is it suddenly opposite? I don’t have to justify myself and it wasn’t defensive. Your post is weird
>>34154529She's pretty but has weird looking boobies
You guys still see him?Keep up.
>>34154520Once upon a time there was a cute innocent femanon. She was an inexperienced virgin. One day a cute guy walked up to her and asked her on a date, and when she got in his car he took her to the woods and brutally raped her, tarnishing her and scarring her forever. Moral of the story don't trust manons.
>>34154492It took me quite a while to settle into the role that i am comfortable with. I am a daddy dom. I actually “suffered” through quite a many who wanted such depraved things, and i tried to give them what they wanted…but what they wanted was so depraved for THEM. The amount of humiliation they wanted, i couldn’t anymore. It took me a while to realize that they didn’t want the humiliation, they wanted the core of the dynamic. That’s when i understood why girls want/end up with assholes.
>>34154520there once was a woman who met a manthey likes each other very much and were very happybut she felt something was wrongshe was too happyshe hadn't cried in some timeso she told the man to go awayand he went away sadlybut she didn't cryshe scrolled tiktokand didn't cryshe got a catthen anotherand screamed at them when they tore up the furniturethe end.
>>34154335MaleYes, but I don't make it personal. Most political discussion is me going on an autistic tangent about the law and historical precedent to put whatever has the boomers flipping out on that particular day in context. >My girlfriend has started treating me differently after I disagreed with her on the ice shooting civilian thingDon't bother dating leftists.I'm assuming that she's in the camp of "ICE are orange man's brownshirts" as opposed to "this was wrong/shouldn't have happened", and she interprets anything besides total agreement with both the facts and their interpretation as "literally fascism". A lot to assume, but partisans tend to lose sight of nuance whenever they're angry about something. I have seen multiple people around me start going off about civil war over this, thinking "their side" needs to hit first or else ICE will put them in camps, and they're not even the most politically engaged.>inb4 some other anon asks what about Noem and Fox NewsIt was absolutely retarded to call this woman a domestic terrorist. Still doesn't mean ICE are brownshirts.
>>34154418Jersey sluts really are something else, ain't they? I would recognize this Hoboken trash from miles away Fucking Bridge and Tunnel every time.
>>34154541*laughs*
>>34154538I haven't gotten around to downloading whatever exttension this is
>>34154529Women why don't you get on sarms and look like this
>>34154539>>34154541i can't fall asleep anymore
girls speaking german is kinda hot
>>34154537I would give my left nut to eat Faiths ass after a long leg workout.
>>34154538Just filter it mentally brah.
State GenderDoes this >>34154451 anon have a point that should be heard or are they a schizo
i need a gf who could not give a rats ass about whatever political topic is all the rave right now
Computer: initiate sexSafety measures off
>>34154550That's a shame I wanted to swing by when you were sleeping. Did you not like my story?
>>34154556to some degree I don't, like I genuinely don't talk about politics that much but at the same time I feel I have an obligation to not be complacent
>>34154496FHis 3D printer, this is a long con for my collection of anime figures
>>34154537leanbeefpatty ruined the allure of all other gym bunnies for me. she does the jojo-esque pizzaz posing with that cute unassuming face and now none of the other gym bunnies make me feel anything
>>34154555Nono, he's right
>>34154556i dont care about identity politics or dem vs pub or anything but i cant not care when people are being shot in the streets
>>34154526How about you don’t say shit if you don’t want people to respond to your inane rambings
>>34154560One could argue that complacency is allowing the current thing to affect you as much as the average person allows it to. They want you emotional and reacting to these things.
>>34154561he can 3d model too, right?
>>34154503So exactly the same?
>>34154520Foids are grounded from bedtime story vocaroos until further notice
femdom is more disgusting than scatdiscuss and state genders
>>34154556as a burger i honestly have no clue what you guys are talking about
>>34154562Patty face is really nothing special
>>34154571You have to like women a little bit to get it
>>34154418The "sheltered" bit was odd, and came off as him trying to see if she could be manipulated, but the dude did figure her out very quickly. Questions of tact aside, he was open about that and let her make of that what she wanted. That's at least better than him bottling it up and using it against her covertly.And considering that she>has tiktok>feels the need to publicly post about her dates>lashes out at all men over one of them she chose>is so defensive about her relationship history, indicating either something to hide, a lack of morals/shame, or bothI'd take her interpretation of the date with a grain of salt. I don't think the guy is automatically innocent and completely upstanding, but I wouldn't buy her version of events by default, either.
>>34154571Whats so disgusting about me wanting to get smothered by fat pussy and ass?
>>34154566I stay level headed and don't have outbursts about this kind of thing, but I still want a bf whose politics align with mine
>>34154555schizos are sometimes very correct
>>34154418i can't help but psychoanalyze/cold read people. it is basically how i socialize. i wouldn't just start naming things i conclude though, usually it just keeps my side of the conversation topical
>>34154560This is why women shouldn't be allowed to vote, because they're naturally followers and avoid confrontation.If women were to control the political discourse, most of them would go "I'm not interested in politics", and in 30 years they'll have voted themselves into india tier child marriage because they simply "didn't care about politics"
>>34154515I would move the car. That’s like the one thing they yell about, move out of the way
>>34154577Wanting to be dominated by a woman is the issue. You can have your face smashed with pussy without her being the one in control.
>>34154520https://voca.ro/1k8zCTupAEmq
>>34154569Basically. Hitler jokes are way funnier than drumpf jokes tho. I don't even live in the us but if they came for us that'd be cool.
>>34154581>because they're naturally followers and avoid confrontationYou're describing every autistic virgin dude on this board, anon.
>>34154517What do you mean? He’s rude, and that’s not nice. I don’t know what else to say about it
>>34154565I'm not bothered by people responding to my posts. Like I said "huh" guy was never a problem. I figured you'd get butthurt about being told you're wrong and give me something to do for a little while, so thanks.
>>34154520>Mariah's heart pounded in her chest as she knelt on all fours on Tom's bed, her petite Latina body trembling with a mix of anticipation and regret. Her ample, perky tits swayed gently with each shaky breath, nipples hard and aching from the cool air and the earlier teasing. Her firm, tight ass was arched high, her wet pussy exposed and glistening under the dim bedroom light. Tom's grip on her makeshift ponytail tightened, pulling her head back just enough to make her gasp. With his other hand, he guided his rock-hard 8-inch cock up and down her slick folds, the thick head parting her lips teasingly, coating itself in her arousal.>She couldn't believe she was here. Mariah had always been the one in control, kind, compassionate, but fiercely determined in her professional and personal life. Casual sex? Never. One-night stands? Absolutely not. Her relationships had been serious, vanilla affairs with guys who respected her boundaries. And size? She'd never taken anything close to this; her exes were average at best, nothing that stretched her like Tom's cock promised to. "Tom... wait," she whispered again, her voice laced with sarcasm masking her unease. "This is... I don't do this. We should stop.">But Tom just chuckled lowly, his voice dominant and unyielding. "Oh, Mariah, look at you. Naked, dripping wet, ass up for me. You want this. Your body’s begging for it." He pressed the head of his cock against her entrance, not entering yet, just applying pressure that made her hips twitch involuntarily.>She tried to summon the will to object, to push back against the coercion that had led her here "No, really... I'm not that kind of girl," she protested weakly, her witty humor failing her as arousal clouded her mind. But before she could muster more, Tom thrust forward, burying the first few inches into her tight pussy. The stretch was immediate and intense, her walls clamping down around him like a vice. She'd never felt so full, so invaded.
>>34154335MSometimes the wife drives. It is a white-knuckle experience. There is no explaining to the wife that she's a bad driver. It's a blinders-on fiction for her. 8 accidents hers vs. 0 for mine, and she's driven half as many hours. Somehow this isn't evidence to her. Do I say "hey wife, you're a bad driver." No, one can't. One must white-knuckle and pray and take the wheel whenever one can. This is how men must handle politics (and most decision-making) with women.
>>34154585its not for me but i will still never understand the amount of seethe it causes.
>>34154593>that’s not niceSuch a vaginal mentality
>>34154555FPointless rambling
>>34154578The best thing to wish for is someone reasonable, who doesn't get worked up about the current thing, who can have a civilized discussion with you about the topic. The reason I absolutely despise the kind of political topics people get upset about is that I'm essentially expected to have a fully informed opinion about information that will be drip fed to us over days at a time.
>>34154599Because it’s about the cycle. Weak men create hard times…etc. It affects us all.
>>34154591nah, it's just a habit that started as a kid, mostly happens subconsciously by this point. i just like understanding people, and i think people appreciate feeling understood
>>34154580Me too
Should i clean up the piss bottles before she comes over
>>34154556Idk most people care about rapists and murderers. I wouldn’t call it a current rave, more like bare minimum human empathy
>>34154588You sound exactly like I thought you would. That grating fat self righteous white trash bitch voice
>>34154571I used to think this but it's really that the majority of associated kinks and fetishes are just abysmal. But that also applies to "vanilla" and maledom fags. Most people have absolutely poor taste.>>34154585How do you go through life if you have to be this on guard and insecure around your girlfriend? Do you really want a dead fish in the bedroom who cannot take initiative, who is incompetent?
>>34154593Do you speak English
>>34154556>all the rave>i dont care about decisions made at the top that affect my life
>>34154595You somehow made straight sex the gayest shit I've ever read. Congrats.
>>34154596Which one?>>34154613Lol
>>34154612Thinking about murderers and rapists this much as if you live in Brazil is exactly the type of highly reactive and emotional personality that media and political propaganda thrive on.
>>34154556Politics is in everything and being blind is bad.
>>34154418think of how insufferable she must actually be for a guy to go that hard on a woman in just 2 hours, kek.
>>34154611Leave them. It shows dominance
>>34154568Obviously, that’s goes without saying. Thank you for coming and looking forward to your speech
>>34154618>and in response to those decisions I'm going to scream at my family, seethe on social media and bitch and moan to strangers all day, while continuing to live the exact way I always do. Instead you could be choosing a life where these decisions affect you less and less, rather than entertaining the illusion of control that keeps you hooked in.
>>34154605Society will fall if you let your wife hit you during sex
Men, you woke up from a coma, it turns out that you were out for a whole year, and during this time, a shapeshifter took your shape and your memory and has been fucking your wife this entire time.What do you do?
>>34154614>Do you really want a dead fish in the bedroom who cannot take initiative, who is incompetent?You have no idea what you’re talking about. The most free and sexual a woman will ever be is if she is under the utter comfort snd freedom of a dominant man. Dominance does not mean subjugation, and it does not mean making her passive. Her man’s dominance is what gives her the freedom to be completely safe and explore, without judgement and without fear.
>>34154605>le weak men create le hard times..Ive never seen a high IQ/non-faggot say this. It's a truism for cattle. Well, cattle and Indians running social media "save the west" accounts with greek statues as profile pictures.
Do women prefer if you're honest about being a virgin
>>34154561boobie anime figures?
>>34154630hunt the shapeshifter
>>34154630What happened to the shapeshifter?
There's a 19 years old girl who's fallen in love with me. She has daddy issues and sees a father figure in me. Everybody's telling me to break up because of big age difference but if I do it she'll find another older guy and I'm afraid she'll be taken advantage of.
>>34154630Kill him in front of her. I feel like she'd pick up on it though.
>>34154630>>34154635>>34154636The reason you woke up is actually because the shapeshifter died, and your wife is actually grieving "your" death, at "your" funeral.
>>34154631>Her man’s dominance is what gives her the freedom to be completely safe and explore, without judgement and without fear.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA female hands hahahahahah
>>34154630shapeshift into my wife so i can really start to stir up some trouble
>>34154630This is suspiciously close to the plot of a western porn game.>>34154637Take advantage of her first? Duh
>>34154633women have a tenuous relationship with the truth, just lie
How many dates should I go on before accepting it's not going anywhere and cutting it off?
>>34154600Thanks, but it’s not really a gendered take. Sounds like a you problem
>>34154628Thats learned helplessness anon.Thats why you are a sherson. Pure goycattle.
>>34154640This is fucking stupid, I just woke up from the coma. How is there a funeral happening
>>34154646Depends. I think I’d know by the second or third one.
>>34154640I'd come to the funeral walk up behind her and drop some one liner. To scare the shit out of her.
as a hot guy, every now and then i'll chat up a random girl and share a romantic moment with her but then i'll bail and never talk to her again how bad do girls hate that?
>>3415464620 years
>>34154415Normal guys like girls acting like the eye-candy they inherently are.>>34154410Fuck, these are actually what I would've said, they're so fucking hot, Other athletic stuff that highlights their figure like tops and sports bras are nice. There are a bunch of cute sport sweaters that look good on them, like those thin running sweaters they also use in the gym.Casual clothing... so not nightgowns.... Those sorta baggy pants with a waistband that are fun to pull down for easy pussy access are nice. Skirts are cute but honestly I dont see them as much for some reason. Spaghetti strap tops, yes that's my answer. Like camis, spaghetti crop tops. I went out with a friend and she wore a draped top like >https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/Women-s-Draped-Spaghetti-Strap-Sheer-Chiffon-sleeveless-Tank-Top-Plus-Size-Available_8da87a88-bbc0-4389-bb26-cc7d899fe619_1.e294c8182f5cac9633c5313bf3c44163.jpegbut in blue, super hot. I believe these are more common>https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSAMPNoTvuVairKmo6A61qvgBi7tNbfEPW2rA&sOr you can go more cropped to show more midriff. As you can see, both smaller and med breasted women can pull it off really well, it's just super attractive.
>>34154617Yes. Do you?
>>34154648Yes, the average politard is completely sunken into learned helplessness.
>>34154585If shes not in control while sitting on my face then whats the pointAlso, i need her to slap my cock around and call me stupid moid while she does that
>>34154646Two, maybe 3. If you really don't like them after the first then whatever don't go.
>>34154630Is the shapeshifter originally a guy or a girl?If it's a guy kill himIf it's a girl get kinky with it
>>34154633Look, it will not be about you being a virgin. It will be about your demeanor. If you are okay and confident about it, so will she. And if she’s not, you don’t want her anyways.
>>34154630Kill her and everyone whose name she knows.
>>341546331 in 10 will think it's gross, another 1 in 10 will think it's a turn-on, and the other 8 will slightly lean one way or the other but ultimately won't care
>>34154640I walk up to the casket and eat its heart in an attempt to gain its powers and strength
>>34154641Female hands? My man, when you can be that man and take her there, then you’ll know.
There are no women I want where I live. Life is so boring right now
>>34154630tag team, have the shapeshifter turn into her next, then have the shapeshifter be our permanent thrid
>>34154668The shit you said is incredibly fucking gay.
>>34154659>Also, i need her to slap my cock around and call me stupid moid while she does thatYeah, you’ve got fucking problems
>>34154621Nah people think of US when it comes to murder and rape
>>34154646Until you get bored, until you get icked out, until you think you're just wasting your time and theirs
>first date on friday>she sounded bored the entire time>figured it wouldn't work out>texted her anyway and said "thanks">immediately texted me back saying "let's meet again this weekend"is that a red flag or was she maybe just nervous?
>like women>discover that they're terrible peoplewere the gaychads winning all along?
>>34154633Yes
>>34154633Both of these >>34154662 >>34154665are correct
>>34154625The hilarious part if with her body count and how the date started he easily could have fucked her, but she wasn't even worth that to him!
>>34154675give it a second shot, what's the harm
>>34154634Yes, all sizes
>>34154633I want virgin men, imma fuck the absolute life force out of them>>34154646you should know by date 2 if it's going anywhere>>34154675she probably just wants to have sex with you
>>34154676No, gay men are often pretty horrible too.I like women, generally speaking. A few bad apples don’t spoil the bunch
>>34154571>discussKeep seething in the corner while my wife chokes me.
i wish i was a wobbly dildo in a femcel goonette's collection
>>34154671Look, you were making the assertion that a submissive woman is a starfish, and i am telling you that you are wrong. Submission in dynamics. The biggest fucking freak will come out of her when she feels completely safe with you as her dominant.
>>34154680>give it a second shot, what's the harmDates aren't free.
>>34154667Congratulations I guess >>34154684Honestly for me ideally, I'd want to be with a switch but she leans on the dom side
>>34154676You don’t have to pretend you found a reason to be gay, just be who you are
>>34154687nothing is free, who cares.
>>34154681That's cute + dope, if i was him I would support you in your hobby even if I'd be to embarrassed to own an anime figure ever
>>34154690I still like women though. This is why I suspect the gaychads to have been winning the game all along. They aren't attracted to the gender that sucks.
>>34154646Honestly if it is not there by the end of the first date, it's not gonna get there.
>>34154688>I'd want to be with a switch but she leans on the dom sideAgreed, I want both of us to have bite marks on each other.
Men, would you blame your wife if she had violent sex with a stranger thinking it was you?
When do you know you’ve been ghosted?
>>34154675Could be nerves, could be she's bad at expressing those emotions, maybe she's just using you for free food. Assume the best, and try again. Try to take her on a date that'll make her feel more animated. Based on what you've learned so far about her, suggest an activity or place that she really would enjoy but don't break your wallet.
>>34154696yes. she could have been visited by Zeus and I would still hold it against her
>>34154688I'm a switch but I lean to the sub side (I will do most femdom stuff though if my guy wants however)
>>34154692Anon. It’s a joke, it’s like saying you’re marrying a guy for his golf set.
>>34154686So why is it that it's your responsibility to make her feel "safe and free" to "explore without judgement and fear", yet that sentiment can't be extended back to the man from the woman?If you're the type of dude who gets off on providing stupid women with their CEO monster man CnC smut books they read in public then you honestly sound more beta and effeminate than an actual faggot. You sound like you get insecure if a woman tries to pay for your meal or performs manual labor.
How long do you think you will live if you never end up finding a partner and starting a family? Do you even meet people in their 50s who were never married or they all drop dead from loneliness in their 40s or so?
>>34154702I saw the joke
>>34154696How. Was she completely blindfolded and deaf and couldn't smell
>>34154698What's your circumstance
>>34154696I'd kill her by accident thinking it was someone else.
>>34154705i'll my little toy children to keep me company
>>34154705I’ll probably die in my seventies if I never find a wife.There’s still a lot worth living for beyond that, but I can’t see myself making it to 80 or 90 without a wife.
>>34154684but makima doesnt actually love femdom she needs an equal lover to make her happy anon..
Men should be shortened by their dick length. The bigger they are, the shorter they fall. This will provide better equity in outcomes in the dating world. This is the fair world we should be striving for. This is the future of inclusion we need to make happen. Yes or no?
>>34154705M, I'm never gonna find a woman who's into me but that's just a small part of the problem. I don't think I'll live past 25
>>34154696Yes, her nose should be much better than that.>>34154705I don't want a family. I want to make art, and I want a freaky girl who loves it.
Can women orgasm hard just from breathing? Or is the prostate the superior sex organ compared to the pussy/clit
>>34154714What if I'm already short and have a long dick. Are you gonna make me 5 feet and leave me to die.
Penis. Penis penis penis.Penis.
>>34154718the prostate isn't a sex organ that's just butt parasite propaganda
>>34154696I'd do my best to learn about the circumstances.. Honestly, a problem like that probably nneds therapy to solve. Maybe the dude genuinely looks like me. I would be super fucking upset as hell, but for some circumstances, It would be hard to blame her. I would also find it hard to not break down in agony at least in private. Maybe just take a relationship break
>>34154703You cannot deny the biological differences between men and women. Women have a baseline of insecurity that causes them to seek out a man to fulfill and placate those insecurities. You are blind if you reject the truth that women want a confident man to replace the role of her father. What is a father to a daughter? He is big and strong and keeps her safe. He protects her and provides for her. He is not easily swayed by her emotions. He gives her rules and tells her no. These are the base desires of a woman for a man.
>>34154721Then why does it feel so fucking good?
>>34154721very very incorrect>>34154720i see what you did there
>>34154695I do have some dom fantasies but most of them are her being the dom so dom leaning switch would work best for me I think >>34154701That's coolAre women super against it like 4chan says or how do they typically feel
>>34154719It's the only way.
>>34154698when they stop replying to you when you've tried to msg something that demands a response twice, like how are you or are we still up for that date
>>34154714So small dudes get to be NBA player height and manlets get to be hung is what you're saying?Well I'm a shrimpdick tall dude as it is so literally all this does is make my life better. I cant think of a downside.
>>34154727Fuck.
>>34154723This shit is giving me the ick I'm leaving to eat pickles and cheese
>>34154723You are extremely fucking gay for thinking like this. Esther Vilar correctly identifies this exact mentality, the surrogate daddy-daughter dynamic, as the main problem with heterosexual relationships. The true man wants a partner, an equal, a WOMAN, not an adoptive daughter.
>>34154723you type like such a dorky faggot man hahahado you love hecking manly beards and black rifle coffee by any chance
Women, post pics of normal clothing you'd find attractive on a man?
>>34154736>Challenge level: Impossible
State gender, and what your favorite dessert is
>>34154731Well, maybe later you can get your dog to lick the ick off of your dried up pussy.
>>34154736This won’t get any replies lol
>>34154723Femdomfags, I know most of you have absolutely awful taste, but I apologize for doubting you. You'll never be this embarrassing.
>>34154738MAt the moment my thoughts are consumed by Tres Leche Cake but I know that there is something else I prefer more, I just can't name it right now.
>>34154736
>>34154733>The true man wants a partner, an equal, a WOMAN, not an adoptive daughter.Where did i say anywhere what a man wants? I spoke only about what women want.
>>34154708Being ghosted lol
>>34154744nta but I'm in the right mood to wear something as unhinged as this in public cause this made me howl.
Women would you date a clumsy bumbling fuck who always drops and fumbles shit and knocks shit over with his elbows.
>>34154741>women want dominant men>this makes men cucks?
>>34154745>I spoke only about what women want.Yeah, your entire argument is that men's desires can go dive in a dumpster and that a sexual relationship should 100% be about whatever a woman desires.Which is also hilarious because it's the exact opposite of being dominant. You have to be trolling.
>>34154738MChocolate mousse cake
>>34154746Yeah but WHAT happened. Who were you talking to, what were you guys doing, was it a date or were you just talking etc.
>>34154744NTAThis reminds me of my favorite thrift store find
>>34154738M I really love cheesecake, but it isn't something I could have daily - it's more of a special occasion thing. I think a good brownie or good bar I could have every month. But a really good cookie, I could have weekly, even if cookies aren't as cool as other desserts. Ice cream is goated though. I wouldn't mind eating that every day
>>34154738M. Fresh blackberries.
>>34154735>i will try to use shame instead of refuting anything saidAnother dry hole comment
>>34154753>>34154744
>>34154759I really wonder what the front side of this shirt looks like
>>34154741>managed to make femdom seem less gross entirely by accidentlegitimate artistry to achieve, unironically 10/10best post of the year
>>34154281>picHmm, seems like you should probably work out and then just do whatever you want as a hobby or career and that 1 extra thing will solve your issues.>>34154759>picNice of him to not bother living women who have to consciously suffer him.
>>34154761Haven't considered that until now
>>34154764Working out wouldn't solve anything I'll just look like a depressing bony meatball
>>34154759based 2d enthusiast
>>34154750I merely spoke about the dynamic that women want. The thread started with some retarded anon saying that a submissive woman is a starfish in bed, snd i refute that. A woman wants the safety snd security to let go in her man’s presence. A woman who lets go entirely is a fucking freak in bed.
Women, suppose you want to go out on a special night and want to look as good looking as you can. What is your go to fit for this occasion, and other things you work on like hair style or nails.
>>34154705lonely people that are old sadden me. I know I won't be unless my partner dies prematurely, but I always make an effort to stay in contact with my mum because I worry she's alone in her mid 50s. my great grandfather deteriorated really quick after his wife died and I was the last person in the family to visit him days before he died. the senpai didn't want me visiting which really pissed me off because he deserves to not be lonely in death
>>34154765Its shirts like that that make thrift shops and goodwill unmatched when it comes to developing your own drip
>>34154756There's nothing to rebut. You just posted an entire corny ass cumbrained psychology rant about women wanting to fuck their dads with the style and cadence of a political grifter on twitter. Do you not see how absolutely pseudbabbley your writing is?
femanon, your bangs look like shit
GenderHas your love for someone ever forced you to get your shit together?
>>34154768>she's totally a FREAK IN BED! >except not like that ok!!yeah she's just imagining the 7 foot tall minotaur rapist in her """romance""" book while you're hammering away at her numb pussy
>>34154773Yeah I'd wear it till the stitches fell out
>>34154765If a woman wore this on a first date with me I would immediately marry her whether she wanted to or not.
>>34154771Lmao the fucking word filter
>>34154776yes. then she cheated on me and i still begged her to stay as my gf even though she cheated. rough time for me
>>34154654We don't care. Next.
>>34154774>rant about women wanting to fuck their dads No, i spoke about the dynamic. If a man wants his woman to make him dinner or scratch his back, does that mean he wants to fuck his mom? No.
>>34154776MYeah, it made me grow up and confront my demons and traumas, went to therapy and got my own place, all that jazz. It didn’t matter for that relationship but I feel better as a person now
>>34154726super against femdom stuff? most of my friends high up on the career ladder just want a partner who's going to focus on pleasing them but they don't mind being a bit of a Dom at times. my immediate friend circle is more subby however if I had to summarise.>>34154736no pics but I like Japanese and Korean fashion on guys, it looks very hot>>34154738f, flan
>>34154776MI did and then it didn't work. So now I just do the bare minimum and admire people from afar without seeking anything out.
Women, how am I supposed to compete with other men for your attraction when I am not willing to take steroids in 2026?
>>34154781>>34154771Ain't seen a senpai drop in a long time, I think people got over the "f@m" meme a long time ago
>>34154748I think so. I see tall people have this problem, mine is that I can’t reach anything.
>>34154776MYes but on the same note my lust has also caused me to only have pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner
>>34154777Fucking hell, you are all a combination of virgins and women who have never squirted vaginally.
>>34154792>he just keeps making it fucking worse with every post
>>34154795Bruh said “merely”
You guys are taking this too seriously. You're trying too hard. Just be yourself, if someone comes along and likes you great, if you die alone you're probably a dysgenic retard and shouldn't have reproduced anyway. It's a tough pill to swallow but it's one you gotta. Literally stop fucking caring.
I've been deliberately using "desu" as a synonym for "t b h" for years at this point desu.
>situationships
>>34154800Same bro it's too funny
>>34154783can you really even call yourself a "girl" anymore?
>>34154800I do it outside of 4chan now and intentionally change "t b h" to desuIm cooked
>>34154781lol, but still my point is old people should always have people in their life, and we should do our best to be there for them>>34154789ikr I still think it's a tad funny tho
>>34154795>>34154796It really is amazing when holes and virgins team up to try to drown out anyone who knows what the fuck they are talking about.
>>34154713>makima doesnt actually love femdomWhen was this stated?She was clearly fine with beating up her "equal" lover
What would you say to someone who is constantly afraid of falling victim to a scam? I think about it all the time. I'm so scared of being tricked. Every time I have to call a bank, I'm always paranoid that I'm calling a fake number and talking to a scammer instead of the bank. I figured out how to make Xfinity stop calling me to offer me deals, because I'm always afraid it's actually a scammer.
>>34154810I’m neither. Maybe you shouldn’t be a narcissist about your message
>>34154807>I do it outside of 4chan nowSame desu. Best part is I've never been questioned on it. It just werks.
I keep trying to watch this anime series that comes highly recommended, but always just end up re-watching madoka magica again.Any advice on how I can fix this?Asking women, I guess.
>>34154810Anon, there is literally no way you can attempt to salvage your situation right now. Just take the L, turn off your pc and do something else for a while. Spiralling into misogynistic seething and accusing people of being incels is NOT going to make you look better.
>>34154815>narcissistSubstantiate that
>>34154765I can hear this shirt
>>34154818>misogynistic seethingName one single thing i said that was untrue. Name one single thing i said that is not good advise.
>>34154812>She was clearly fine with beating up her "equal" loverDid you even read the mango?
>>34154820>ad hominem >tone suggesting self aggrandizement, hence the “merely”>genuine anger when people don’t agreeYou leverage your ego into your knowledge. If you were actually trying to pass on wisdom, you’d understand that delivery is important
>>34154822>Name one single thing i said that is not good advise>Can't spell adviceDid you go to the Quality Learing Center as well?
>>34154824>toneVaginal horseshit. Name one single thing that was untrue
where do I meet women outside who are looking for a bf?
>>34154769Go-to and special doesn’t mix so I choose special. A high-waisted double slit dress. High heels. Hair down, everything’s should be flowing.
>>34154826How about you name one single thing instead of getting hung up about a typo.
>>34154812she's defined by her conflicting nature of controlling those she sees beneath her and dividing the entire world into a binary hierarchybut this hierarchy causes her human desire to be seen and loved to never actually be fulfilled, leaving her totally isolated
>>34154827Well you’re an idiot. I just told you exactly what was wrong with what you said, but you’re one of those autists who root “righteousness” in “me am right” You aren’t some divine source of knowledge raining something necessary down on unwashed heathens. You’re an anonymous poster posting with other anonymous posters. Your knowledge is worthless since you can’t communicate worth a shit
>>34154823You said she isn't into femdom, all I'm asking for is proof that she isn't.Guess she is more of a switch but that doesn't invalidate her being into femdom.I don't think picrel was necessary to achieve her goals
>>34154833So…you can’t name a single thing in my analysis that was untrue.
>>341546462 or 3. Sometimes you really feel it on the first date, but sometimes it takes one or two more. But if nothing on the third, it's not gonna work.
You’d think having a big dick would be cool but all these girls don’t want to do anything interesting to get me going. It’s always pound me out with that hog of yours and roll over and cuddle me. No dress up, no foreplay, just get to work with that tool. Lame.
What are you sorry about
>>34154699Sound advice. Free food has been a big thing in dating lately, so try something simpler and cheap like a cafe.
>>34154836Correct, but that was never the issue. But if vomiting truth nukes on the ground makes you feel good, then I’d call that narcissistic
>>34154834Women, is this scene as intimate to you as it is to me? Specifically the middle panel. If you were in the shoes of Yuji would you also melt?
>>34154841Existing
>>34154844Kek, so everything i said was true, but the truth made you seethe. But you just HAD to try to shame me to make me look stupid in order to discredit what i said.
>>34154759I tried to get a custom printed shirt once a few years ago where it had a picture of an F1 car and text saying "Professional Racist" and the vendor refused to make it.
Lonely menWhy are you afraid of women who express interest in you?
>>34154814maybe you have OCD or anxiety?>>34154817I like Madoka, but I think it's pretty tame by the standards of Urobuchi.maybe branch out into his other works?>>34154841that I couldn't be there for (you)
>>34154841Sorry to my past self for being so harsh and to my ex girlfriends for being a shithead
>>34154849I'm not afraid of anything except spiders. ...please don't tell me there are spiders interested in me.
>>34154849I interpret any woman that's friendly to me as being just friendly and asking them out would be me misinterpreting that friendliness for interest.
>>34154849Vulnerability is scary and painful
>>34154849I would slit my wrists and write her name all over my walls in my blood if that meant a woman would show interest in me
>>34154846What have you done to deserve scorn
>>34154848That vendor is lame as fuck, that would have been a great fucking shirt
>>34154817NAG but if you like edgelord vibes then I recommend Future Diary/Mirai Nikki. Otherwise its hard to go wrong with Fruits Basket. School Rumble is one of my favorite romcoms if you want something light hearted
>>34154855I ship this anon with>>34150307
>>34154849women don't express interest in me
>>34154849Because it conflicts with my preconceived notions of myself
>>34154849the fear is not of the woman, it's that i would use her attraction as an opportunity to sin
>>34154849there are no women with interest in me
>>34154868and the fear is not of the sin itself, it is ultimately of God
>>34154861I've been thinking I'd try and get one done again but the current climate makes me think it'll draw a lot of negative attention.
Recently I’ve been using my work break to cry
>>34154849What if its just a prank....
DO NOT REPLY TO HER FOR THE LOVE KF GOD GUYS
>>34154262Boss who I have a crush on who I have made out with in the past is leaving the workplace. Was kind of tempted to follow up or keep in touch with her now we won't be colleagues and try and make something happen. Anyways found out she ended up going on a date with a customer of ours tonight. Went for "drinks" and didn't bring her car. As we were leaving she seemed like she was all nervous etc.Does that basically mean she was planning on getting drunk and possibly smashed by him tonight? Should I even bother crushing on her seeing that I might still be seeing this guy come in here and there. Is it cuck to try and make something happen at this point. Thought vibes were good the past few weeks but we were a bit quiet with each other today. She is basically not interested at this point right?
>>34154849Btw, the “loneliness epidemic” is not about guy’s not having a girfriend. It’s that noone cares whether we live or die. Would you stop your car if you saw a woman slapping the shit out of a man? Now imagine if you saw a man slapping the shit out of a woman.
>>34154880w-why
>>34154875Nah F1 racing has gotten more mainstream, people love racers. Theres that Max Verstaffen fella or whatever the fuck his name is. If anything the climate has made it more ripe to make the shirt
>>34154850>it's pretty tame by the standards of UrobuchiI already watch thunderbolt fantasy, what more do you want from me?
>>34154885Kek'd. Seriously though, even a joke about racism seems like it'd piss people off.
>>34154882>past few weeksYou didn't strike when the iron is hotWomen get asked out every single day, they'll only hold out for so long before a guy they say yes to a guy.You bitched out, and now the guy that didn't is gonna fuck her while you're jerking off alone.Maybe you can salvage it, but at this point it might be too late
>>34154889Fortune favors the bold
>>34154884Because one you're all pathetic simps when you do and two it locks her into this pity party cycle of despair. She thinks about something, cries, goes to 4chan and posts, gets flooded with yous and dopamine. Cycle repeats. And as long as she keeps getting that hit she won't fix her issues or at the very least keep her head up, because her brain associates "crying in my car and posting about it = attention and validation = winning" so it'll keep doing that. Damn.
>>34154891I suppose it could potentially find me a woman with a similar sense of humor.
>>34154834She is the way she is because she cannot relate to others except through controlling and manipulating them>I don't think picrel was necessary to achieve her goalsIt doesn't matter if you think that, because it was all a manipulation tactic to achieve her goals. Denji was a horny kid who didn't understand normal sexual relationships and she took advantage of that because it would be the most effective way to break him. You have to be a bit of a dope to miss this.
>>34154827The way you refer to women as "holes" and use "vaginal" as an adjective makes you sound like you're exactly the kind of guy who thinks it's not gay as long as you're the top.
>>34154898?
>>34154849>women who express interest in youHow can I be afraid of something that is not real?
>>34154894I’m a guy lol, I was venting
sad sausage fest hours in here
>>34154902I’ve seen kittenposter’s tits
I hate women, they are heartless.
>>34154905Did she post them again
>>34154905my condolences
>>34154909She’s a crazy bitch, but not ugly.
Someone linked what I believe were her boobies but they sucked ngl. Maybe it was the wrong image?
>>34154905was it like this?
>>34154914Damn, kittenposter would be devastated to read this. Its a good thing she went to bed I htink
>>34154782That is a rough time, i'm sorry to hear that>>34154785Maybe the best you can hope for, short of things working out. Glad you're in a better place now!>>34154787Why do you admire people from afar?>>34154791Anon I don't see how those notes relate at all!!
>>34154817>but always just end up re-watching madoka magica again.watch Selector Infected WIXOSS it's Madoka meets yugioh
>>34154914Look, i guess you’re comparing to pornstars. But for people who know average to good looking, you don’t know shit
bitch you ugly
>>34154921>Why do you admire people from afar?Because I'm not good enough to get close
What's the least shitty board on this website
state genderone question: what makes you certain they are "the one"?
>>34154886you should play Saya no uta, it's my favourite visual novel
>>34154933FTime
>>34154932Wsg
>>34154933MI just know. I get the vibe. And it doesn't change after a while.
>>34154936
>>34154934But the white room makes me sad.
>>34154940>autist without a girl trying to form an equation
>>34154914IRL boobs can vary. I had an ex with incredible double D's and then my next gf had what I can only describe as deflated C cups, the way they hung down in all fours or when she was on top of me was really sad to look at.
>>34154946How could you downgrade after being with a big titty gf?
>>34154932I like wsr but the requests are usually a bit boring>>34154933you know when you meet someone who you don't feel bad around at all and never anxious and you just talk to them like a friend but you both are committed to each other? that's the one>>34154942uhh the white room is the alt ending. otherwise it's all gore and paint splatter
>>34154950Virgins like you really shouldn’t be in chat. Great hanging tits are great.
>>34154945close, it's more like>boy curious about what it is about that anon's understanding of timeyeah yeah "time" is profound and all that but it's a non-answer, i wasn't asking for non-answers
>>34154955Nta but how is that a non answer. That's perfectly reasonable.
>>34154955Fucking hell. Chick gave the most chick answer ever (time) to how did they know they were the one. And her answer was right for chicks. Time, motherfucker. They know because of time.
>>34154957ambiguous
Gender, how big around are your biceps/upper-arm?
>>34154950It was hard to tell initially, her bra really made them look good. She was also into extremely degen sex and would do literally anything I wanted, so I was able to overlook it.
>>34154967M11.5 inches because I'm a weak skinny fuck
>>34154965sorry sorry, do you know any good dictionaries to translate chick answers into anything useful
>>34154967f, idk but I always worry my arms are bigger than most women, but I work out a lot and am a bit overweight. I have a weird body composition
>>34154966"If I spend more time with a person I will know more about them and if I want to spend even more time with them" dude, do you even have half a working brain.
>>34154968She knew she had to make up for her saggy titty
>>34154973>hey what's in this salad dressing?>atomsi'm sure you can understand why that is not a meaningful answer, right?
>>34154946orange in a tubesock
I like it when I praise a woman who is in the public sphere for their looks and the foids here take a moment to attack my praise as if I would have been dating one of these useless femcels if only I didn't think so-and-so public figure wasn't so hot.
>>34154974She definitely did, I couldn't stop. I ended up with my dick feeling bruised almost constantly from being used so much. >>34154977I think I'd describe them more like being tubesocks filled with gel, just long and flat and looking a little squishy.
>>34154971Like i said before, you sound like an autist trying to formulate an equation. Then here’s the biological equation: women are the limiting factor in procreation. While a woman might be able to bear 30 children in her lifetime, a man can sire 10s of thousands. Her choice for a mate is important on many levels. So… when she says that time is an important factor for selection, does that make more sense now?
oh right, i forgot it's euro hours
>>34154967M17 inches
>>34154848Should've gone for "Professional Race-ist" and hoped they didn't think too hard about it
>>34154983Yeah socks full of pudding is my other go to descriptorI feel her pain
>>34154984i'm impressed you can get through the captchas desu :/
>>34154995?
>>34154976Fucking autist
Love to all the green eyed men <3
>>34154976What's so confusing about it. Time will tell. Simple. What answers are you looking for.
>>34155004hazel good enough?
>>34155004Gouging out my blue eyes
>>34155009Green with hazel inner circle master race.
>>34154989Yeah it was pretty sad but she was nice enough and obviously the sex was incredible, so I could look past all that.
Do any of you remember the scary stories to tell in the dark books?There is a follow up question that is thread relevant, but only if people know them.
>>34155009>>34155010Do a fusion dance
>>34155011>chestnut with hazel outerit's over
>>34155004ok.
>>34155015I was too scared to read them as a kid but lost interest when I grew the fuck up
>>34155017Is “chestnut” cope for brown?
>>34155015I think I vaguely remember one of them, but it's too long ago to really say for sure.
>>34155010Blue or green. You’re in the club.
>>34154983What caused you to break up with her?
>>34155020LMAO yeah basically, there is a weird effect with the outer color though, makes the inner feel a bit richer
>>34155025You’ve got you some white admixture. Cheers, my brown-skinned 12th cousin.
Women don't care about non-Chads
>>34155028I care
>>34155028Fuck off
I wanna go to therapy to see if I can break the therapist
>>34155035Stare ye not into the abyss
I make a shit ton of my money but my work is very isolating. Should I pick up a part time job so I can socialize and make some friends that are my age?
>>34155039how much is a shit ton?
>>34155039>i like to be as vague as possible
>>34155039curious about how to approach this as well, similar boat. i'm not really big on people so i would be just fine isolated but idk can't imagine that's healthy. i was thinking of doing volunteer work and meeting people that way
>>34155035assuming you mean actual therapist like what we would call a psychologist here were pretty hard to break. the only thing that gets to me is rape victims, and there's no way you could fake that pain.
>>34155037I've already become it>>34155047Are you a shrink
>>34155047Are you saying you're a psychologist?
>>34155050This is fucking terrifying
>>34155050It’s not blue
>>34155050It's like a greyish olive
>>34155047You don't have to be a psychologist to be a therapistNta
>>34155051Based crazy eye knower.
>>34155030>so decided she needed to cut everyone off and go into therapy. It was a pretty weird decision butHe actually believed that excuse, lmao
>>34155042>>34155044$165k, software developer>>34155045I feel like volunteer work would have a lot of middle aged people and / or people not really looking for friends. They also might be too normie for me. I was thinking of maybe getting a job bartending
>>34155048>>34155049yes>>34155056in America I know, but in some other countries the order is different and a non Psychology therapist is a councillor . I'm a psych with a master's, not a PhD
>>34155029You don't.>>34155033No and you smell like fish.
>>34155059>I was thinking of maybe getting a job bartendingI guess that’s a substitute for having friends
>>34155058I honestly don't care, shit happens. I'll find someone else when I finish college next year.
>>34155055Damn, that sounds like a horrible color.
>>34155061It's the same here a counselor and a therapist aren't the same thing but they put them all on the same list so you have to check the fine print.PSA: counselors ain't worth shit. Go to a psychologist first so they can tell you what they think is wrong with you and pick a therapist that specializes in whatever the fuck that is.
>>34155063I just don’t know where I’d even make friends in the first place besides work. Where do people meet? As much as I spend most of the day at my computer, I don’t play video games or do anything that would allow me to make online friends easily either
I have green eyes but no women like me.
>>34155066I think it's pretty, you look scary in your pic though
>>34155071You already considered being a bartender. Why not go to trivia nights at bars?
>>34155073I have squinty eyes so I had to open them wide so you could see the whole eye>prettyyay
Life is so boring what the fuck. There's literally nothing to do besides go to work earn money and use that money to buy trinkets and things to distract you for a little bit. Is that it.
whats preventing femanons ITT from being like pic related?
>>34155076>yaySome fag complimented you
Not if you're born a woman.
>>34155059anon i hate to break it to you but i am fast approaching middle aged, and besides "not really looking for friends" is exactly my own jam, we'll have so much in common
>>34155076Post a normal pic?>>34155080I'm not a fag :(
>>34155077have you considered making the trinkets and being distractions for others
>>34155077Yeah it kind of is. Walk around and look at stuff you haven't looked at before and learn skills because they amuse you or you want to make yourself a trinket or thing. Go learn Morse code just to be quirky or something try not to worry about it bc if you worry about it you get sad.
>>34155022My eyes sometimes green and sometimes blue. They change color depending on the lighting.
What's the point in being serious with you? Every time I try, you just call it bait or trolling.
>>34155088No one asked
A woman could literally fix me
>>34155090What did I call bait or trolling. If you don't want to come off as a troll don't say stupid questions with the sole purpose of being inflammatory.
>>34155091No one asked
Does my eye look crazy?
>>34155079They do act like that if Chad wants them to.
>>34155096>filename
>>34155096Why are you bald
MHas every woman read this fucking book? I keep hearing the same shit from different women about>Words of affirmation>Quality time>Gifts>Acts of service>Physical touchAlways these five with the same words
Why do I spend money on things thinking they'll make me happy and then realize nothings different and lose interest and put it aside shortly after.
>>34155096rapist eyes.
>>34155050>>34155096Please stop staring like that.
>>34155105>Why do people use common terms for things that were coined a long time ago Wow
>>34155094>don't say stupid questions with the sole purpose of being inflammatoryFuck you, schizo, I never said that. Also, the thread is already dead because of stupid gatekeepers like you who, instead of answering the question, just call everything bait or trolling or assume everyone is the same namefag.
>>34155101That's what it is.>>34155102I have a shaved head.
>>34155108My other eye could look nice, you don't know for sure.
>>34155105Women are drones and they operate as a hivemind.
>>34155111It's dead because it's 4 in the morning you gigatard ultrafag ubernigger. People answer my actual questions because they're actual questions and not some "why do foods suck Chad's dick but not mine" tier bullshit. Dumbass.
>>34155116This is true.
>>34155118What’s the question?
>>34155118You have no questions. You're a pathetic lone loser making the same recycled baits over and over again, whose whore mother was too retarded to not abort such trash. Kill yourself.
>>34155124Why are foids Chad only?
>>34155125Bingo, there it is. End yourself for the good of us all.
>>34155126They’re not chad only. But the basic answer to your question is biology. What more specific would you like?
Is it over if my diarrhea is straight brown water + weird undigested corn even though I haven't eaten corn in a week
nearly blinded myself taking this, but it was fun. I present to you, the brown eye.
>>34155132Needs more light
Would you have bullied another kid at school, if he had been half human half shimpanzee?
If she ain't needy, then what's the point?
>>34155105>Always these five with the same wordsbecause thats the names for the five love languages? are you retarded?
>>34155134I would have bullied any kid that deserved it, including (You)
>>34155136>the five love languagesNo such thing
>>34155133It's the only way to see the details of brown eyes, otherwise it'll just be black.
>>34155132Bro was looking at the face of God when he took this.
>once again it's only the men posting their body partsThe women here are so fucking weak.And not in a good way.
>>34155132Milk chocolate
>>34155139wow you are so intelligent, you sure know so much more about love than everyone else why don't you write a book about it then?
The moids have longer and darker lashes than me, it's over...
>>34155142The women all went to sleep after getting fucked, it's lonely moid hours.
>>34155142posting your eyes is fucking embarrassing attention starved tyranny behavior>please tell me I am pretty UwU
>>34155069yeah that's my point, I'm primarily concerned with diagnosis and treatment, not with some soft feelings stuff>>34155105I know of it and I say it's complete bullshit lmao based on making women subservient
>>34155145>people feel thingsThere. That’s the book. That’s every fucking thing.
>>34155146I bet I have pinker nipples too.
how do you go to work when every 15 minutes feels like a 50/50 chance of sharting yourself to death?
>>34155151ground breaking I don't see how that discredits the five love languages but I'm sure it makes sense in your mind
>>34155152Kek, nice try. I enjoy the effort.
>>34155131>>34155153fuck off with your scat fetish kys whilst you're at it
>>34155154How about you tell me where in biology that there are five love languages.
>>34154967F Around 18cm
>>34155148They are pretty and more moids should post their eyes
>>34155096Depends if you're wielding an axe>>34155132Mmm chocolate>>34155153Call in sick or play shit roulette
>>34155137How do you know you didn’t deserve to be bullied?
>>34155160How about you post yours.
>>34155149>based on making women subservientThe entire premise of the "love languages" is to bend over backwards and keep women happy, its the opposite.
This is day 3 of shitting straight water with chunks. No blood, no fever, just endless bathroom sprints. Hydration drinks aren't helping, I'm still getting dehydrated.
>>34155155Nta but I bet I have daintier wrists and a slimmer waist than you
>>34155146>Men are hairier than womenYes, that’s usually the case.
>>34155159How is that possible. That's literally the length of my cock. If I unrolled your entire upper arm like a fruit rollup the whole strip of flesh would be the same length as my penis.
Do women appreciate dick pics from their man
>>34155168Could last over a week, that happened to my mother recently. Stomach virus from eating church potluck.
>>34155169I sure as hell hope so. I was just complimenting anon for the effort. I wasn’t the op lamenting about longer lashes.
>>34155160The other moids will bully me and call me a simp
>>34155177If you say “moids”, then you are definitely a simp.
>>34155173Oh, maybe I measured wrong. I did circumference, not length
>>34155157this is psychology, not biology but even in biology what any mammal wants from a mating partner are >Words of affirmation"make me feel like I am better than the other dicks/holes">Quality time"make me feel special by focusing more time on me than other dicks/holes">Gifts"bring me resources to affirm you think I am better than other dicks/holes">Acts of service"do free labor for me to prove your loyalty to me over other dicks/holes">Physical touch"fuck me and prove to me that you want to fuck me over other dicks/holes" it's all about making sure your partner does everything they can to assure you that your genetic material is superior enough in their eyes (doesn't matter if they are lying because they had to settle for you) to get on their knees and worship you to be allowed to get a chance to procreate with youthis holds true even if you don't want kids /marriage/commitment/whatever because the root of all bonding or libido is the mating instinct there's your biology, happy nowv?
>>34155159How? That's smaller than my wrist.>>34154967Male39cm
>>34155162I wasn't bullied, case closed
>>34155105babble to make the author money, nothing more. the root of all love communication is simply reciprocation, and what reciprocation is most meaningful will depend on the personality of each person. you can categorize these all as:>attention>attention>attention>submission>submissionattention with parity makes us feel understood, and submission with parity makes us feel secure, with security being the goal.
>>34155182I did mean circumference. I'm saying if I carved a ring of skin off your arm like a flesh bracelet and laid it out it would be the same length as my member. Which is wild to me. It seems too small, are you flexing or not while measuring.
>>34155185Ahhh, a bunch of vaginal, emotional horseshit. So, the only biology you have is that women are histrionic.
>>34155193this isn't gendered, no matter how you try to twist and turn it
>>34155191How is physical touch submissive
>>34155187Well.. shut up im small.
>>34155197you're letting an independent entity be close enough to do anything to you, AND you're going to lower your guard so they have the opportunity. this is very likely the most ancient form of intimacy there is
I like it when women are sad.
>>34155196And yet, your idea of love is entirely from a woman’s point of view. Do you have any idea what a man wants?
>>34155201I mean initiating the touching.
>>34155142>only the men posting their body partsYou make it sound gay>>34155148Ikr what kind of dork would do that>>34155134No but if they got better grades than me I would question my life>>34155105They really made a whole book about this
>>34155197Because that’s what it means for women.
>>34155201Wouldn't that be submissive for the woman not the man? You're letting me suck on your toes
>>34155203go ahead, tell me and whilst you're at it, make sure to include how that doesn't also all fall under the "make me feel like I am better than other dicks" umbrella
>>34155206Qt, you have the gayest fucking twink eyes I have ever seen.
Anyone else get the type of diarrhea where it's literally just brown water shooting out with zero warning?
>>34155192That’s a messed up way to describe something, anon. I can get it to 19 if I flex I think. Not going to measure now
>>34155207I guess but I'm a man and it's one of mine, and that's how I see it. Touching my wife.
>>34155210It was a fucking question. You tell me what a man wants.
>>34155205rejection feels bad, you know. initiating an intimate touch runs the risk of being rejected, and if it's around others that could be a real big problem. security is the other side of love's coin, and you make yourself vulnerable when you initiate an intimate touch.
>>34155215If you see touching your wife as a submissive act, then you have problems.
>>34155212Your mum is the gayest twink I've ever seen (jk she's probably nice)>>34155213When I had food poisoning yeah, fun and games
>>34155216lmfao, stay mad
>>34155206Get fucking perma banned already, you creepy piece of shit.
>>34155222There you go thinking about fucking moms.You better do it fast before she turns into a grandma and your fetish evolves into Gilf fucker.
>>34155206It's always the mentally ill men who are the prettiest
>>34155223How about you answer the question. Your entire idea of love is from a woman’s point of view. What does a man want?
>>34155220I don't, I mean I see "physical touch" as initiating touching rather than being touched because that's how I use it and I was wondering why that would classify as submissive, I specifically DO NOT see touching my wife as submissive >>34155219Yes I was looking at it from the wrong perspective
>>34155206Those aren't your eyes.
i mean, just look at all the khhvs here that shut down because they are insecure about their dick size. it's not submissive in the usual sense of one to another, but in the embodied physical sense of submitting to risk
>>34155232That other hole anon said that all touch is submissive. That’s the only reason i brought that up.
>>34155236Nah, those are his eyes, qt is a fakecel that pretends to be a virgin to every girl he fucks at the bar and nightclubs he goes to daily.
This place is chock full of normalfaggots
>>34155243Yes, and?
>>34155243The first rule has always been to know how to hide your powerlevel.
>>34155243I wish my gf browsed 4chan, I'd connect with her more
>>34155246Be careful what you wish for.
I've noticed the common thread with what gives women the ick is that you aren't in complete control of a situation. So the easiest way to not give a woman the ick is to just simply put on a façade of control and never ever be vulnerable.Then they will complain about how men never let their guard down but in reality they like it.
>>34155243meow
>>34155248Nah. That’s your insecurity you put on yourself and use to judge other guys.Grow up
I hate women I wish I wasn't forced to live among them.
>>34155248it's fucked up when ur suika decides to not work thothere's that like split second when everyone behind you stops for a beat, you realize you gotta step out of line, THEN everyone goes around you
>>34155247I don't know, I just want to connect with her more. She just likes eating new food and travelling as her "hobbies", essentially the most basic shit. Yes girl we all like eating nice shit and going on holiday. To be fair she doesn't care about my hobbies either. Idk
>>34155254It's all about looking calm and collected, A good way to find your girlfriend in the food court, is to stand still and scan like an owl, which gives off the impression of a predator hunting for prey, which calms their ickdars.
>>34155253you don't have to, there are ways like prison or buddhism
>>34155255Let her have her shit. I like to watch my sports and she likes to watch her trash tv. Just as long as you two have some overlap of chemistry and plain just liking each other.
>>34155256based & low observable
>>34155243unfortunately this is so>>34155262>sports>trash tvyour advice is only applicable to dead average IQ normalfags
>>34155263What will happen is Chad will have 10 girls instead of 2-3 and nothing else will change.
State gender.Have you watched Pluribus and what did you think of it?
>>34155265Fine, let her enjoy her trash tv while you read shakespeare. Enjoy your differences.
>>34155270IDK what that is but I think that all women are bad people.
>>34155248Women really love assertive men who know how to play dating games. That's what's most attractive, being a dating attuned man and a toxic controlling one at the same time, but just the right amount.
>>34155262Her idea of quality time is to do things together, whether that's chilling or going grocery shopping together, mundare shit but where we can focus on each other. That's easy obviously, but it also includes having joint hobbies and her likes are not hobbies and gets expensive over time.
Why isn't dark mode the default of everything? Looking to long at white on a screen gives me eye strain.
>>34155270Fucking slow. I like the plot concept, but i won’t watch any more until the end of the series, then i will binge it.
>>34155270MLiked it a lot.
>>34155270>we got this instead of Better Rim Kim
>>34155275Opposite for me, white text on a black bg is painful.
>>34155275>Looking to long at white on a screen gives me eye strain.Good.
>>34155274Then you need YOUR hobbies. Bring her along with yours. That’s what a girl wants anyways, to piggyback your life.
>>34155270>>34155276Like a typical Vince Gilligan show, it's good but too fuckin slow for it's own goodI watched better call saul at 1.5X speed otherwise it was too slow
>>34155284At least with breaking bad shit happened.
I bought like an ona hole once, and the shopping app has been pushing uncensored ero manga and goon plastic figurines on me ever since.
Women do you think awards shows are just popularity contests?
>>34155270was that any goodas opposed to better call saul
>>34155270MCarol is mostly insufferable, but she does have some character development. Too bad the ending is basically a reset to a beginning episode.Interesting overall and I would definitely be the playboy type, but also much more inquisitive.
Women, how much good boy points do I need to accumulate before you rim my asshole
>>34155293We really need to rangeban gay fags.
>>34155294>hey guys, i need help with my girlfriend>why not just fuck guys?
>>34155293you couldn't force me at gun point to do that
>>34155300Would you let me do it to you though
>>34155294We also need to ban women.
>>34155294I don't think the appeal is how it'd feel but, supposedly, how slutty the woman feels while doing it.
>>34155301negative
>>34155300Why? My ass is clean and tasty, women love to lick it. I even use scented wet wipes after I clean it with water to make it smell good. Current scent is Blushing Rose.
>>34155313ok yes, sounds good, let's do it do you have ebay so we can chat there?
Women can you send me money
Women can you fuck off for eternity?
It's not even diarrhea anymore, it's like my colon is vomiting backwards. Every blast is this thick, greasy, oatmeal-like sludge with bright red tomato skin flecks and what looks like half-digested peanut butter chunks swimming in yellow mucus foam. The smell is so rancid it's making my eyes water while I'm still pushing more out. How do I stop my intestines from turning into a goddamn industrial slurry pump?
>>34155315sure, post your contact info
>>34155317You should uh probably go to the ER or you'll dehydrate to death
>>34155316yeah, just buy me a planet and a flight there and I'll be gone forever
>>34155321No, do it yourself, you lazy hyperwhore.
>>34155321Can I come with you
>>34155322k, I'll stay and piss you off you thenyour planet, your choice>>34155323depends, how annoying are you?
>>34155325If you get annoyed of me you can always switch off your comms and be in complete silence. After all in space no one can hear you scream.
>>34155327fair but you have to stay on your side of the planet and not touch any of my things deal?
>>34155328But the whole point is that I'm there with you.
>>34155329the whole point of me wanting my own planet is so I will be left alone, I don't think our interests are compatible
Women how old were you until you stopped getting acne
>>34155328>>34155329Just scissor and get it over with already.
>>3415533164
>>34155330But who'll be there when your life support fails and you can't fix it alone. Two is one and one is none
>>34155335who said I won't be elated if that happens?
>>34155331Good thing she's sleeping
Not reading all that
>>34155337She needs help
>>34155336It's a very scary way to die. Locked in a room, slow cold and alone. And your air gets thinner and thinner until you can't think straight and you start to panic.
>>34155331Early highschool.
>>34155339Sure but it's not like we can give it to her
>>34155342That's true...
>>34155227Hot crazy scale jk >>34155225You say this like I don't already crush on GILFs>>34155236Wtf they are >>34155241I haven't left the house all year besides going to the supermarket
I support trans women.
>>34155342Oh, I could give it to her alright. If you know what I mean.
>>34155345>transwomen
>>34155347We need trans women in women's bathrooms NOW
>>34155344I bet if I resposted the pic of you in drag you’d lose your shit
>>34155275Most norms aren't edgelords like us>>34155243Ikr>>34155270>PluribusI like the part where he Pluribuses all over the placeI never watch anything live action besides old films desu>>34155315Get a job loser(Or on unemployment benefits like me)>>34155349If you're talking about the shitty one where I was wasted with a friend and she put eyeliner on me then whatever kek
>>34155331Didn’t get much acne, think I was 16 last time I had anything
>>34155224RudeAnyway need to get back to chorin and drinkin so I can play vidya after
>>34155331Women stop getting acne as soon as they start having regular sex.
I keep getting ads for AI goonslop. Women, this is your fault because it is the type of stuff YOU'D WATCH.
Women, thoughts on Jimi Hendrix?
>>34155356What kind of sites are you frequenting broAlso do you not use an adblocker>>34155168That really sucks dude, take it easy and get as much rest as you can>>34155175I also had it for like a week in the summer after a dodgy BBQ, after about 7 days or so of not being able to keep anything down it finally just resolved itself>>34155059>I was thinking of maybe getting a job bartendingEveryone's different but imo you are better off just going to the bar and trying to socialising with people, working behind a bar is assIf you can get a job as a receptionist. Much more chill and you can properly chat to and get to know people
>>34154967M, no idea, people commented I put on muscle when I was a housekeeper kek but think I lost it again
>>34155357cause of the beatings allegations? if you date a black druggie celebrity then you either are into that kinda shit or stay away, simple as
>>34154849We have nothing in common and I don't have anything to offer her kek, or much money for datesI spend all day drinking and playing video games
>>34155365Yeah but he's so cool. Look how he makes that thing sing.
>>34155369Shut uuuup
>>34155368ofc, nothing bad to be said about his music
>>34155370You're only good for your holes.
>>34154967M, 34.5cm
>>34155369ok this is pretty epic
>>34154841Being born>>34154797>, if you die alone you're probably a dysgenic retard and shouldn't have reproduced anywayBrootal but true>>34154776M, not "forced" but when I was with my ex (which only lasted a few weeks lol) I tried to be better, I was working a lot of hours, stopped playing vidya, thought about the future and other goals etc.Now I'm back in my loser era. I do need another job but I'd be happy as a gas station clerk working nights getting waved or whatever
>>34155372Pretty gay bro
>>34154705I'm surprised I'm not dead already kekThough at the same time I'm quite happy just being a crazy cat uncle, preferable to having a nagging waifu desu
>>34155374Trve.>>34155376Wrong.
>>34155375If I were some boomer with a demo reno company I'd get you some menial job hauling shit or something, and I'd keep you on payroll even if you show up drunk a couple of times just to see if you change.
>>34155369These 4chan songs are always massively cringe. Did you think you're cool posting this, Sarge?
>>34154675Maybe she's just decaf energy>>34154633Ime just depends on the person, no point in lying tho>>34154611>piss bottlesI hope you're trolling bro...
>>34155379>There's nothing gay about fucking another dude's raw asshole
>>34155382What's the point of replying to hours old posts with some menial bs that they won't even read
>>34155381You're probably a w*man since you seem to lack a sovl.>>34155383You made yourself look like a woman, not my fault you're fruity.
>>34155381holy temu radar
>>34155386You're fruity dawg. On some "I'm gonna use your man holes" shit
>>34155380Lol thanks g I appreciate the thought <3>show up drunk a couple of timesI was never *drunk* but yeah usually buzzed in warehouse kek
>>34155387Your buddy is a known incel at 29.
>>34155388>dawgYou don't get to call ME fruity you, Nasneedian buck. You act like a woman and downright peculiar.
state gender >I will ..... you post the first word that comes to your mind to fill the blank
>>34155390your mom is a known whore at 78
>>34155393you're not my mom tho?
>>34155391Take yo thong out yo bussy, playa.
>>34155394yes I am, come down timmy, your tendies are done
>>34155395I should be the one to say that about you.
>>34155398You're the one that looked at me and thought mmm... Man ass...
there's way too much talk about man ass itt
>>34155401Women how do you feel about the fact that your husband will have butt cheeks
>>34155399I thought you were a woman from that first reply, stop making things up. It's not my fault you act like a hole.
>>34155402cut it off
>>34155403Why did you think I was a woman. Can you not fathom a man not jerking you off. Seems pretty gay.
>>34155406Because you're annoying and lack a soul, which is typical of a woman.
>>34155408You're annoying. Posting paragraphs of slop to clog up the thread.
>>34155409The song is sovl and woman hating is one of the most noble things one can do. You clearly lack a soul.
>>34155392I will fart on you>>34155385>replying to hours old posts with some menial bs that they won't even readThey might still be lurkinAlso I'm procrastinating IRL>>34154520https://voca.ro/18KWXaP8fRwV
>>34155411I don't lack a soul because I'm unimpressed by low quality meme parodies. You lack a soul for thinking it has any soul.
>>34155413You sound like you enjoy rap.
>>34155256Insane that we have to play these kind of games because women will dump you at the drop of a hat the moment she gets an ick lmao
whats the craziest thing you've ever found snooping on someone?
>>34155415I don't. This is soul >>34155412 take notes.
>walking down back aisle at meijer>pass by the back clearance wall, at slow walking pace just glancing at it >two other customers are looking at it but the woman is walking towards me and nearly finished and the man is standing facing it from the end, a good 8 feet back from it and concealed until I come up>pass by in front of the old man>he LOUDLY starts tapping his cart and sighing at the top of his lungs like a cartoon character>takes me like 5 seconds to pass him as there wasn't anything I wanted>as I pass I look back and he's scowlingis there some etiquette I'm missing here? It's not like I muscled in front of him to get a specific item and he was literally hidden by the other aisle before I approached, that's how far back he was standing
>>34155422Should've punched him
>>34155422Some people just want to argue for no reason
>>34155392F. Fuck. Obvious.>>34155417Nudes on a phone, I guess.
>>34155427good morning bug girl
>>34155422>>he LOUDLY starts tapping his cart and sighing at the top of his lungs like a cartoon characterSome twats have nothing better to do than be miserable lol, pay them no mind
>>34155428I'll accept that nickname.>tfw new pupae yesterday morning
>>34155422"Are you okay, sir? It sounds like you're having difficulty breathing. Do you want me to find you a seat or get you some water?"
>>34155430post pupae pics
>>34155419You're so fruity Nasneed himself would lend you his massa and you'd gladly accept.
>>34155412>cause she can take the dentures out and that >anywaykek
>>34155422he probably forgot to take his meds
so you watch japanese cartoons?
>>34155433Nigga, I am the massa.
>>34155432I'll consider it.
>>34155438consider these nutz
>>34155439Post dick and ball stats then, pussy.
>>34155437So you ARE zesty.
>>34155440
Herbs
>>34155443True.
>>34155441Can't match your freak tho. You're only looking at the bucks.
>>34155445I did nothing. You're the one with the "needs" and the desires.
Women, what if you wake up and your guy is smelly because he's been sweating all night?
>>34155450Diabeetus.
>>34155450straight to the gulag with this fat mf
>>34155419https://voca.ro/1iXfLjpoSLGN
>>34155449Yours are stronger than mine, you're the one who assumed I was a woman because I didn't get on my knees to slob on your nuts. Do you expect that from men often?
Women explain. My new gf told me she wants to smell my armpit (I assume after a shower and all that) but doesn't want me to smell hers. Why not, its not fair
>>34155453>Rhymes bored with board King
>>34155453trail blazer
>>34155434Bro actually listened to this nonsense xD Lol yeah I'm a wrongun for thinking of that
>>34155450>>34155455did you get tired of scat posting and moved on to stink kink?
>>34155450I sweat like this at night not because I'm fat but because my body decides to run like a nuclear goddamn reactor. Women would you date a guy who always keeps you warm at the cost of being smelly when you wake up in the morning?
>>34155454Stop making things up.
>>34154262I have very little relationship experience (closest I've gotten is sexting girls on the internet so those don't really count) so I'm sorry if this is a stupid question: How are men with attractive partners supposed to handle....well....having an attractive partner? Suppose your gf looks like pic rel (or whatever your definition of 10/10 is). >"Ewww she's brown"Then pretend she's white but whatever your dream girl is. Stay focused. Deep down I would feel weird and feel like shit about myself knowing other dudes, regardless of her looks or my looks, will always look at her and would steal her from me if I had the chance. I'm sure women feel this way too whenever they have an objectively hot boyfriend but I think it's things a lot less for them since they can usually just get either a new bf or more sex she attention on a short notice after I break up >" But I don't want just anyone I'm not a whore I don't give myself up" Okay sure you might not WANT easy sex are to give it out easily but the fact that you CAN is what matters. Most men cannot do that as easily even if they're rich and/or 10/10 "chads", so getting someone stolen from you hurts less for you guys. Anyway I'm pretty sure this is called insecurity. How am I supposed to feel about this? I've never had a gf but I'm good at making women and people in general laugh and like me so I'll have one sooner or later. I have a strange fear where the hotter my gf is the less I deserve her And someone will just steal her away from me because I'm not good enough. How am I supposed to deal with this? I feel silly even asking this.
>>34155460no that sounds like a proper nightmare
>>34155462I won't read your creative writing
>>34155462
>>34155456I mean it's a different word kek>>34155457The CEO of Temu gonna be seething >>34155462>the hotter my gf is the less I deserve herThis is a dumb mentality, they're still just people at the end of the dayAlso someone being less good looking does not mean they will be more loyal lol,
>>34155463Are you British
>>34155462No idea, I've always dated women that I feel I'm too good for. They're attracted to how secure and confident I am when I'm with them I assume.
>>34155468I can be anything you want, baby
Gender What’s the worst thing you’ve done that you would never tell your partner about?
>>34155472f, respond to this post
>>34155472MI busted to loli porn on the regular before I got a gf
>>34155467>Also someone being less good looking does not mean they will be more loyal Never said anything to be the loyal. They'd just be less likely to dump you for not being perfect or getting stolen by someone better than you. United possible. But less likely because most people are superficial and only really engage with people romantically they are already find attractive in the first place
I wanna massage and tease my gf while she's blindfolded and tied, maybe rub ice cubes or pet her but mostly just get her very relaxed, sex not required. What ASMR should I suggest (she never used ASMR and neither did I)? Male/female breathing/whispering, salon/hairdress, idk, nature/wind, what else do women find relaxing and maybe kinky?
>>34155472MWhen I was an undergrad, I went to a gay sauna with a glory hole and sucked 10 cocks that day, maybe more. I won't ever tell her about it because she'd think I'm a gay whore or something, lol.
>>34155474these are the men women flock to
>>34155477these too
>>34155476this also sounds like a proper nightmare
>>34155472MInsane anger issues that I'd never take out on her hopefully
>>34155480Why thoShe likes massage and I imagine some light bondage would make it more relaxing.
>>34155472There's nothing I wouldn't tell a partner about if it came up. I guess the thing I'm most ashamed of would be that I used to shoplift with friends as a kid.
I wanna pick up my gf like she's a princess and carry her to bed, and then we get all tucked in under the covers and I wrap my arms around her whole cradling her face and she's all snuggled up to me, and we just sit there like that for a while.
>>34155452Not fat. Bad or intense dreams can also cause that.
>>34155483>bondage just when I thought it couldn't get any worse
>>34154262Lonely and single (Even though my friend group likes me) ----> get depressed ----> hate myself and beat myself up -----> masterbate -----> post nut clarity she I don't think like a retard anymore -----> feel Lonely and single (Even though my friend group likes me) ----> get depressed ----> hate myself and beat myself up -----> masterbate -----> post nut clarity she I don't think like a retard anymore -----> feel Lonely and single (Even though my friend group likes me) ----> get depressed ----> hate myself and beat myself up -----> masterbate -----> post nut clarity she I don't think like a retard anymore -----> .... And the cycle continues. I'm sure normal high value people don't experience this at all. I'm sorry to all of you for being trash. Is there a way I can truly undo my mental illness so I'm not a mess and I actually love myself like all of you and everyone else does? I envy all of you so much. You're how people are SUPPOSED to be so it makes sense why you are dismissive and cruel to your lessers.
>>34155475>less likely to dump you for not being perfect or getting stolen by someone better than youI don't think this really correlates with looks lol>>34155472My shitposts here
>>34155486straight to the gulag with this traumatized mf
>>34155487You've never been touched and kissed gently when forbidden to move? It's fun and relaxing. You know you can't move so there's no anxiety about reciprocating or whatever.
>>34155488>I envy all of you so much. You're how people are SUPPOSED to beWhere do you think you are Lucoa poster lol...Try not to beat yourself up that much though. Long as you're doing your best every day that's all anyone can ask.
>>34155488bro forgot how to greentext
>>34155488I don't even have a friend group
>>34155491my therapist will hear about this post
State gender.What would you do if your partner from the last 5 years tells you they cheated on you during your first week together and never more
>>34155473I don't believe that you're that good of a person.>>34155474>loli porn>pornI'd understand hentai, but this? Ooh.>>34155477>she'd thinkYeah, she definitely would, and she'd be right.>>34155481I asked about past events, not your mental health.>>34155484>I used to shoplift with friends as a kidEveryone did. But it depends on the scope, one thing is stealing a chocolate bar, another is stealing regularly and professionally.>>34155489>My shitposts hereYeah, they're pretty bad.
>>34155489People want their partners to be good looking not just to them but to their peers and the world at large. If she can get someone better looking (along with other better treats) she WILL at the very least ask why you suck and why she settling for you. Same thing applies to dudes. Especially the ones that have plenty of options. my boss is a Chad that can get rained Instagram hoes to mail him shit just because and he pretty much agrees with what I say. He wants to told me he would not be caught dead dating a single mom because they're "low value" And that if any of us ever caught him dating one or dating a fat chick he simply block all of us and disappear off the face of the Earth. He was joking but he's also serious because he HATE fat and out of shape people (Not just the people he's dating but people in general)
>>34155493nah he fucked up his copy paste from grok
>>34155496f, k, and?
>>34155488lmao
>>34155496MLeave? Idk what answer you expected
>>34155459NTA but rimming is not scat.
>>34154313>>34154327Dreading what? Something that was already bothering you or just feeling it for no reason?
>>34155498Sounds like someone I know
>>34155504*poops in your mouth*
>>34155506Is he a gyn rat? Maybe we know the same person LOL
Write your gender Have you ever had sex with a stranger? Like a complete stranger at a party or a glory hole? If yes, how did that happen? Also, rape doesn't count.
>>34155497>I asked about past events, not your mental healthYeah but it makes me so crazy shit and no same person would put up with that, so I'd never tell her about it.
>>34155509Yeah.
>>34155509f, no
>>34155510Work with a therapist about it but never take meds. You don't need them.
>>34155508Yeah he is. Lives in Germany.
>>34155509Do prostitutes count? If yes, then many times. if no, then no and I'm almost a virgin.
>>34155497We took a good amount of clothes.
>>34155512You're kinda boring. You just sit around and boo everyone's posts. If I knew you irl I'd hit on you until you agreed to go on a date and then I'd make you my gf and put a whole lotta love into you.
>>34155497>they're pretty badRude but not a lie>>34155496M, desu I would be upset but if it was in the first week I'd prolly give them another chance>>34155498>but to their peers and the world at largeNot everyone cares that much about what other people think of them, and it's not very correlated with looks>>34155509>Have you ever had sexNo
>>34155498>>34155508Could you at least run your LLM slop through a spellchecker.
state gender whats the best thing you ever stole?
>>34155521MYour heart
>>34155497>Everyone didNta but I've only ever shoplifted when I was homeless and stole some beers from a big store, and I felt shit after desu
>>34155522:Ogive it back, I need that
>>34155519Then what DOES matter then?
>>34155524Nope. It's mine now and I'm gonna cherish it.
>>34155518boo
>>34155520When I got that is LLM? Ai tends to talk more robotic and spell everything perfectly (or at least it tries to emulate that)
>>34155527Yeah that's what you'll be calling me
>>34155523I stole a few cookies and candies as a kid, nothing more. Yeah I also felt bad when they caught me and lectured me.
Whenever I got caught stealing as a kid I always just thought damn I wish I got away with it. Never guilt.
>>34155532foid hands
Women, how often do you want your boyfriend to text, call, and/or see you each week?
>>34155533No
>>34155534once
>>34155536Seems low
>>34155534I never want my betabuxxer to call me, only to give me money. But I want my Chad to text me every day and show me a photo of his large 10 inch cock. Men with smaller cocks, can't even be considered men
>>34155538yes
>>34155541Why even have a boyfriend at that point if you don't wanna see him
>>34155542i want his money, silly
>>34155540didn't even try
>>34155542I don't want one
>>34155546What's the point of coming here if you don't want to interact with men
>>34155547>he only interacts with women to get in their pantsyeah, checks out
>>34155509M no but there were few stranger grills coming onto me for sex during parties but I had gf so no cheating.>drink at party>random drunk girl initiates physical contact out of the blue (groping bodyparts, leaning)But also now I remember once I had no gf and some drunk girl went to buy cigs and I wanted to take a walk so I went with her and ended up drinking on a high rise roof and then went back to my place (I lived with parents btw) and she just got on top of me. I think depends 90% on girl herself if she goes for it, I got super drunk with a girl who was super into me once and we were alone and she never sexed me even though I tried to sex her because she was in a decaying relationship (I was not aware of it at the time but lots of respect to her for that). Whereas that cigs girl actually was in a relationship.
Women and their cuck simps will always attack me.
>>34154270I'm Aubrey Plaza
>>34155548Most people come here cuz they wanna talk to the opposite gender (Woah) about sex stuff no surprise, you clearly aren't here for that and if your idea of normal social interaction is being a Debbie Downer and saying no to everything what's the point.
Where do I meet clingy gf
I HATE MY GF
>>34155555Those are Chad only
>>34155550>initiates physical contact out of the blue (groping bodyparts, leaning)If a girl touches me, it means she wants to have sex with me? I'm constantly touched at parties by women and some men, I thought it was just normal.
>>34155558>and some men
>>34155521>whats the best thing you ever stole?FPokemon cards. In today's market, I would be a millionaire.>>34155522Your kidney
>>34155554>about sex stuff not everyone is a gooner timmy
>>34155559They touch my shoulders and sometimes my butt, and ask to dance with them or go play games in another room. But I'm really shy and timid, so I refuse everyone and go home. I'm also a virgin.
>>34155496>What would you do if your partner from the last 5 years tells you they cheated on you during your first week together and never moreFI wouldn't really care. My big problem with cheating is the fact that they are opening you up to diseases.
>>34155562Half the questions itt are about sex or relationship stuff, that's literally what it's for. If you're gonna use it as a general social outlet then at least be fun.
>>34155472>What’s the worst thing you’ve done that you would never tell your partner about?FThere's nothing I wouldn't tell my partner, but probably how violent I used to be.
>>34155558>girl comes up from behind and starts massaging your neck and shoulders and putting her head on your shouldervs >girl grabbing your neck going LMAO HIS NECK THICK and letting go after 3 seconds
>>34155568I'm >>34155481 we should date
>>34155569nta, I would choke the bitch if she did this to me
>>34155565I could also be rude to annoy you
>>34155509I mean, I've had sex on the first date a few times if that counts. Or sex on the first day of meeting someone.There's been times a girl was down to fuck at a party but the nature of parties means my dick doesn't work
>>34155572A lot more engaging than one word replies
>>34155331>Women how old were you until you stopped getting acneMaybe it was the delayed onset puberty, but I never had acne. I would have the occasional zit, but never acne.
I hate women.
I'm not gay, but sometimes I wish to date a rich and generous old man.
>>34155534Text every day. See each other as much as possible. I travel for work so I want to spend time together when I’m home
Anons who do you feel about femanons who use a rubber duck for her occasional bath? Yes I do shower.
>>34155574ask open ended questions then
>>34155577Who doesn't? Lmao
If asked, would you play with your partner's nipples in a non-sexual context?
I love men who love themselves and cats.
>>34155577That’s gay. Congratulation, anon
>>34155579Cute I guess but why. Is it like a plushie
>>34155582I do that all the time
>>34155509f, does a guy I added from soc and don't know his name count? if so yes we had sex twice
>>34155582no, that seems extremely weird
>>34155580How would you feel if I was your husband
>>34155534text every daycall every fewsee every day and live together
>>34155583I love myself so much I would date a clone of myself.
How do I be confident without being Indian?Every time I think about being confident, I think about those Indians who are just cringe. I'm white btw
>>34155585They remind me of the song from sesame street which I will then have in my head for the rest of the day. The first rule of plushies is not to put them in the bath.
>>34155594Idk but I have the same issue. Confidence feels like overconfidence. Do you have anything to be confident about in the first place.
>>34155594They aren't confident, they just have no sense of self-awareness or shame.
>>34155593A shame
>>34155598...Which manifests as overconfidence.
>>34155583But not women? Way to keep misogyny alive going into 2026.
Why?
>>34154834>makimafags dont get the point of her character at a base levelmany such cases
>>34155595Would you put your boyfriend in the bath at the same time as you
>>34155509MYes. A goth girl at a metal music festival. It was such a sausage fest, I saw one girl kinda by her own so I walked right up to her. people laughed at me because it was so obvious that I was going to hit on her. But it worked. We got some food, listened to some music, got drunk and then I fucked her ass raw while her friend watched. I didn’t get std, but turns out she was cheating on her bf who was at th festival too. So I left, like I went home before the festival was over. Never got a name or anything lol
>>34155591like filing for divorce
>>34155605Men are humble.
>>34155605I do though. Why do you think I play video games. To larp as an attractive high value male.
>>34155603I have met women who meet both criteria and just am not attracted. They are some great friends.>>34155608How tall is he
>>34155611Do you think there's anything after death? What do you think it is? Most importantly, what fate do you think you deserve?
>>34155605lel
>>34155605>female fantasy is to drown in money without having to earn it >male fantasy is to drown in pussy without having to earn it pretty straight forward
>>341556165'10 is that bad
>>34155605because the pic you posted refers to Isekai tropes where low value men get to self-insert with total abandon.
>>34155616Straight women are an absolute fucking ego killer
>>34155622What does he want to be when he grows up?
>>34155616Tangentially friendzoned.
>>34155617>you think there's anything after death? sure, consciousness doesn't die >What do you think it is? I don't know, maybe we get recycled into another experiment >Most importantly, what fate do you think you deserve?there's no such thing as deserving something, if I had to choose I'd want my consciousness to be recycled into a tongue-eating louse what about you?
>>34155583I love my cats but hate myself>>34155579Rubber ducks are based>>34155556Why>>34155531RIP, at least you learned your lesson though>>34155525Wdym? My point is not everyone is so superficial
>>34155622I’ll have to measure the tub
I need to knock up an athletic milf
You ever saw that clip where togi wants to network with rich people and they think he's a waiter?
>>34155605I self insert as Guts
girls>small dude who is an absolute savant with his fingers+tongue>perfectly hung dude who cant do anything but normal sex without being totally uselessmen>beautiful woman who is a total dead fish in bed>significantly uglier woman who is extremelt active and freaky in the ways you areall other non-bedroom traits are the same etcetc you know the drill
Question for the ladies, what's the best way to make you jealous?
>>34155605MMy self-insert is the guy on the left.
>>34155628I think there is something. I think the fact that we perceive is proof of that. If there was infinite nothingness our lives wouldn't even register. I think I'd want to just be able to wander the world as an observer, can't interact with people, just watch what they do and think. Go around observing stuff and people and see how it all works. Reincarnation is one of the worst for me imo, I don't particularly enjoy living and to spend another lifetime on this world seems like cancer.
>>34155635If the ugly woman is still a 4/10 or greater I'd go with her. I can't have sex with a woman not interested
I'm so dumb I mistake left and right. I can't be more dumb than I already am, can I?
>>34155631I think we'll fit if you sit real close to me.
>>34155605It just reminds you of the life you missed out on
>>34155637>find girl uglier than me >send her enough money every month to cover all her expenses >other than sending the money, don't interact with her at all I would be SEETHING
>>34155643I make more mistakes than you it's ok. There's always someone dumber.
>>34155635hung
Men how can I hook up with you without you wanting to shrink my head or play fake relationship games? I genuinely just want to find a new fwb for a fuck every 1-3 weeks or maybe just a ons but men always get weird and clingy to me. Or they are put off by my blase attitude (I am friendly just kind of frank) and try to psychoanalyze me and figure out what my deal is. It's like they want me to be desperate and tricked into sex but I have my own shit going on I just really want dick without drama. Am I just being autistic and complaining about shit I can't change
>>34155650Lol
Women would you ever ask a guy about his exes or would you just not wanna know
>>34155619They're right.
>>34155652Do you know how awkward it is to be putting your jeans back on and your hookup goes "what... leaving already, can't we cuddle?" after you've already been there for like an hour
>>34155654definitely, I'm nosy af
>>34155650Ask Grok.
>>34155635the only rational answers to either of these are>hung bf>freaky uglier gfno point in even asking this tbqh
>>34155650I hate women.
what's "the incident" in your family?
>>34155658I asked chatgpt but it just told me not to explain myself and to avoid trauma dumpers. I admit I let men yap too much if they are cute
>>34155662MAlmost got groomed into joining ISIS
>>34155662My cousins kissed and dated briefly during a 4th of july weekend
>>34155664kekdid you join a 764 server?
>>34155666No
>>34155668hung out with one too many muslims?
>>34155637Don't have sex with me.
>>34155669Telegram from a Nasheed thread on /wsg/
>>34155650Consider the sort of guy you attract & to whom you are attracted. My friend also enjoys slutting around but every guy she met kept turning out to want a relationship. She was seeking out neurodivergent nerds because they felt more likely to vibe with her and be sexy to her (she has ADHD and autism). However, these guys are also the kind of guys who are likely to latch onto a girl if she actually seems enthusiastic about fucking them. Like, she's maybe the first girl who's been enthusiastic about fucking them (or at least the first in a while). So they all catch feelings or, more cynically, want to lock her down.With all due respect you're here so you might be having a similar issue>>34155664Oh wow, I almost got groomed into joining the YPG/Rojava. Nobody in my family knows that thoughTo think, we could have met but in less civilised circumstances...
>>34155635M, the former>>34155662What does this meanMy family history is very dark though
>>34155662F. Being raped.
>>34155671yeah that adds up
>>34155672>>34155675I kinda fuckin hate Muslims now so yeah
>>34155635>small dude who is an absolute savant with his fingers+tongueThis one. I don't really like big dicks.
>>34155677very based what made you reconsider?
>>34155674How'd that happen
>>34155662>what's "the incident" in your family?lol which one. I've got a long list.
>>34155635Can I teach the girl? If so then the former.If I can't then the latter.>>34155677I don't hate socialists. I just hate that specific guy who was deliberately canvassing lonely teenagers who didn't feel they had any connection to their homes or any reason to worry about their deaths. What a shitheel.
>>34155678welcome back bug girl, still waiting for those pupae pics
>worst she can say is "no" >"I think it's great that you don't let your hairline hold you back from approaching women"
>>34155672I think you are onto something. It's like the more mid and geeky a guy is the more he wants to drag it out. The most hung fwb I ever had would be in and out of my house within like a half hour I could pencil him in right before work sometimes I loved it (lost contact because cut him off to be faithful to ex, dumb of me)
>>34155635The hung dude comes with the implication that he's useful in normal sex unlike any man I've met. Isn't he the real savant?
>>34155679My dad slapped the shit out of me and I'm just racist in general so that felt more natural than larping as some HajjiI did have a brief skinhead stint in highschool/college though >>34155682Yeah I dunno, most of the guys I met were pretty fuckin despicable
>>34155684Is this JH's new name
>>34155583I can hear my neighbour calling for her cat againThe cat is on my lap right nowNot my fault he likes it here more
>>34155680My parents trusted an uncle they shouldn't have.
>>34155687I suppose. Do you only date men with small penises? Or do men with huge dicks also suck somehow?
>>34155689yes
>>34155684That wasn't me. I can grab a pic soon.>>34155689>>34155697No. My new name needs to keep the same acronym.
>>34155695How old were you
>>34155678>pickme final boss
>>34155609Ew you're nasty asf
>>34155686It's a pattern. And unfortunately you can't believe a mf if he says he just wants something casual too, because they can always turn out to be lying or they can just change their mind when they see how cool you are. That's what happened to my mate. FWIW I'm hung and I lovvvvve cuddles and snuggling and dragging it out. The closest thing I had to what you want was a booty call I'd meet in the evening, stay overnight (separate bed), then fuck in the morning before she left for work. We explicitly weren't even really friends and we still cuddled.>>34155688The other guys I met were just lost and wanted to make something meaningful of their lives. I have a lot to say about masculinity and the ways it can twist your head as a teen into thinking the only thing you can do that's worth doing is dying for a cause but that's probs best for a different audience.
I think it’s legit over
>>34155609imagine loving someone and dating and caring about them only to take them to a music festival just for them to have buttsex with a random 4chan goober she met 10 mins ago. LMAO.
>>34155532>Whenever I got caught stealing as a kid I always just thought damn I wish I got away with it. Never guilt.Are you sociopath or psychopath
What shows/books/games you enjoy would you recommend to the opposite gender thinking they might enjoy it as well? Why?I'll start with thunderbolt fantasy because girls might like puppets
>>34155708Who says goober
Why do you guys always meme about dick size not mattering?
>>34155684>>34155700Pic rel.
>>34155710Girls love Madoka too and it's the same guy. Nonetheless, I have been completely unsuccessful trying to convince my best friend to watch it...
>>34155709People throw the word sociopath around a lot but to be honest I don't really know what it means. I don't think I am one though I can have empathy and stuff.
>>34155701Eight.
>>34155713whoa, thanks bug girl
>>34155706I get what you mean but I just don't really get pleasure out of cuddling never have. My mom used to yell at me for it when I was a little girl LOL
>>34155707Why
>>34155716Shieeet
>>34155712It's not a meme. Dick matters a lot. It being too small or too big is a dealbreaker.>>34155717Please workshop a better nickname. For the love of God.
>>34155715Same director, weird
>>34155712The only people who do that are pickme foids and dicklets that cant accept basic realitynormal people understand it obviously does matter, they just dont freak out about it because they're not neurotic.
>>34155720It's not uncommon, which is sad to say.
>>34155662MMy mom had a mental breakdown when I was a kid and ran away from home.She was cheating on my dad with a guy from England, and she bought a one-way ticket there and planned to kill herself after she got there.She was flagged for buying a one-way international flight, so then she drove across the country to go be with her parents.The police eventually told my dad where she was after a couple of weeks, we drove there to meet up with her and then they got divorced.
>>34155724Clearly it is something for me to feel bad about
>>34155727i never said dont feel bad about it, i just said dont let it affect your life or decisions significantly. It's like being ugly or short or dumb etc. Just accept it and live your life its not that big of a deal
>>34155719Look at it
how do I unemploymentmax without becoming a homecel?
>>34155718Well you're definitely doing the right thing if you want to avoid guys getting too close to you. Cuddling does often heighten bonds and not cuddling sends a message.It's interesting though because -- on an unrelated topic -- it makes me wonder if something as small as "doesn't like kissing" or "doesn't like cuddling" would be a dealbreaker for me. Because it feels like a pretty minor thing, but I reckon it might be one for me. Kissing and cuddling just is something I'd like to spend a lot of my time doing
>>34155721>too big is a dealbreakernot really, you just need better technique and to communicate.
>>34155707Post something specific or I will die
>>34155730Look at what
Women thoughts on men who are smart enough to be aware that they're dumb but dumb enough to still be dumb
>>34155742sounds perfect to me
>>34155736With good communication and practice, it's possible to make it as safe and pleasant as possible, but that doesn't make it ideal. And if it's genuinely just plain too big to do anything with, then it's a straight up incompatible. Same if it's plain too small to feel.
>>34155743Would you use it against me or something
men have you ever eaten something so good you got a boner? >inb4 pussy
>>34155747No, lol. My IQ is actually higher than 80.
>>34155725Nta, true. did he end up going to jail or getting beaten up by your mom or dad. Wish you hadn't gone through that.
>>34155746how would I use that against you?
Why don't the lonely, single femanons in this thread just date some fat and balding guy?
>>34155751I dunno you might leverage my idiocy against me, what else could be so appealing about it
>>34154790would you hover around your tall clumsy bf and catch everything he drops?
>>34155753I mean, the alternatives are a two digit man or an arrogant cunt
>>34155750He went to jail and killed himself. My dad didn't believe me at first when I told him I was raped, and my mom couldn't handle the incident on top of her issues with my dad so she fled the country alone. So my parents weren't very supportive at all.
>>34155710M, well I'm playing Overcooked 2 rn lol (I first played it with a female friend irl), it's a fun and cute game (but also pretty stressful...)
>>34155758damn
>>34155278Does the show have lesbians in it??
>>34155756I suppose but wouldn't those two camps exist for women too and wouldn't you get frustrated with me when I scratch me head over basic shit
>>34155760Like I said, not uncommon.
>>34155761you could argue that it only has Lesbians, no sex though.
>>34155738I had a dream I was trying to masturbate but then a rat crawled out of a jacket from the hallway and I tried to kill it with an electric swatter but it wouldnt die and I was crying and screaming and everytime I thought it was dead and roasted it would just come back to life
>>34155732Well if you're unemployed you'll be poor unless you have some other income streams/side hustlesBut you can go out and do a lot of activities on the cheap, and try to make friends by being outgoingIdk what is your end goal lol. I wish I had a job again. Staying home all day playing video games isn't as fun as it's cracked up to be
>>34155758Damn they suck.
>>34155762I never claimed they don't>wouldn't you get frustrated with me when I scratch me head over basic shitI probably would but I would get frustrated by the other options too, so it doesn't really make a difference
>>34155767Kind of like how you try to zap your acne away and it just keeps coming back and then you cry
I really like it when I hug my guy friends and I have to go on my tippy toes because they're so tall.
>>34155770I'm guessing you fit in the latter?
brutal
>>34155772>not just mashing your face into their abs
>>34155773the arrogant cunts? maybe
>>34155767Seeing your dream compelled me to share mine.I had a dream this morning, after I woke up and took a piss at like 3 am, I went back to bed and dreamt of Judy Hopps, and I remember thinking to myself>I wonder if I find her personality cute, or her rabbit features cuterand then, She turns into this tiny palm sized rabbit, and I attempted to have sex with it, which failed and I'm pretty sure I bent my dick in the dream while attempting to do soand then thought to myself>well, that was fucking disgustingI then tossed the palm sized realistic looking rabbit on the ground, and then it's body exploded with the minecraft death animation playing and it dropped a carrot and a diamond.
Gyatt damn
>>34155769That's why I hate them.
>>34155775I'm not that short!
Had a dream last night that I was making out with a blonde foid and she said to me "you're very fuckable"Then I woke up and felt quite shameful
>>34155747No and I dont think that happens.
I don't remember my dream. Should've written it down fuuuck.
>>34155771Thanks Freud >>34155777That’s disgusting
>>34155785indeed it was.
>>34155784I remember asking for a table and being told that only the Monkey Hell room is available
>>34155776You seem it
Women, do you like intimacy with your partner first thing in the morning? Or do you prefer to get dressed and shower first?
>>34155785No problem and if you ever want a guy who's like your dad just give me a shout
What if I am just having an allergic reaction? What if there’s mold in my house? Maybe I have hantavirus
i think im starting to become asexual, how common are asexual woman that still want romance
>>34155772Your guy friends really like staring down your shirt, so it's a win-win :)
>>34155791Are you a rodent >>34155792Like all of them
>>34155790You arent like my dad
>>34155789I've always felt uncomfortable with intimacy in the morning before I shower or at least freshen up. But at this point, my bf has woken me up by eating me out so many weekends that I've come to just accept that he's willing to put up with it.
>>34155787One of my old dreams was when I was walking to school and got my throat slashed by a cougar, so I stabbed it to death with a pocket knife and started looking for an ambulance while clutching my bleeding neck.
>>34155789if i'm awake, i'm ready for love
>>34155788why?
>>34155793genuinely I don't mind as long as they're not creepy about it
>>34155795I am though
>>34155796>woken me up by eating me out so many weekendsdo you like it?
>>34155804I like how enthusiastic he is about it, at least. I'm grumpy when I wake up, though.
>>34155803No
>>34155789NOI won't even kiss my bf unless I feel like a sparkling goddessI need perfume on too, if he's getting that close
>>34155708I do pretty good in life. But sucks for that guy, out of my control
>>34155806Easy going, funny, kind of emotional? Yeah that's me
>>34155801Just giving off that vibe.
>man is supposedly "a sub">refuses to eat a woman out well whats the fucking point then
>>34155812Maybe just a faggot
>>34155812Being a "sub" most of the time, is subtle narc language for>I don't want to perform for you, but I want the princess treatment.
I’m so upset lol
>>34155772>>34155775>>34155781My friend's gf is so short that her chest is at a man's waist level... so every hug from her is like getting a boob jobGod I love women
Again
>>34154803Why do you want me to transition? Are you that hard of a chaser?
>>34155817My friend is so tall that her tits are at eye level, and so every hug is like getting a motorboat
>>34155811ok
>>34155816Sigh, what is it now?
>>34155812i could not relate to this less if i tried. To a point where I doubt he even understands that term if thats how he feels im a male submissive and eating girls out feels incredibly intimate and submissive to me, if that doesnt do anything for him hes either dumb or uses that label as some form of aesthetic.
I should replace my instant oats with genuine steel cut oats, I like how plump they are compared to instant.
plump
>>34155826Aren't they a bitch to prepare
>>34155828you just cook em, no?
>>34155829Dunno I heard you soak them overnight and stuff
>>34155826f, consider unstabilised oats instead
>>34155831I think that's like the easy lazy method
>>34155807your poor bf
Is this mold or dust
>>34155836Dust
>>34155836Could be wet dust, or mold, does it smell like mold?
>>34155836Lick it and find out
>>34155785I think Freud probably has a point, although he kinda lost the plot when he pretended to be like your dad
Consider eating some real food instead of basedjak homosexual SSRI supplemental food
>>34155832What are those?Sidenote, youtube search is an absolute travesty.
>>34155834Poor bf? He gets to date a goddessPoor me, since I'm not confident unless I feel like I'm overwhelming him with waves of sex appeal
>>34155836mold
>>34155836looks like dust
>>34155836Scraps up a sample for a closer look
>>34155842never
>>34155734>I reckonAustralian/british or southern? Not trying to be weird just curious
>>34155841Who says I was pretending
Women. Do you mind low hanging balls? Assuming the guy otherwise doesn't look extremely old, not older than 35 at any rate.
>>34155784I had a dream last night that I was at some kind of pool party and had a whole pizza to myselfA couple of girls from high school started chatting to me and I got distracted, when I looked down my entire pizza was gone
What is this female concept of "needing a good cry"?
>>34155855MI think that's a human concept.I've been frustrated more times than I care to admit at my complete inability to cry, even while I'm completely alone and entirely out of earshot
>>34155839What does mold smell like
>>34155853a little bit to be honest but it's not a big deal
>>34155857Dirt.Looks like the same shit that covers my PC fans though. Probably dust.
>>34155853I hate em. I prefer them tight. I just don't want them but if the dick is big I'll not care as much it's not like the balls are going in me. Sorry it just seems gross like why isn't your shit tight
Life is so easy for...a certain gender.
>>34155857Not like dust. Smells funky and dirty.
>>34155718utterly tragic, you should consider some kind of therapy or something to rehabilitate that part of you
They're tight when it's cold and low when it's hot
>>34155864My ballsacks, yes.
>>34155718>women with mommy issuesscarier than a man with daddy issues
>>34155857Earthy
>>34155859>>34155862I don’t want to inhale it
>>34155865You have multiple?
>>34155870yes, one for each set.
I made plans for tomorrow with my mom, but I made them back in october when I was doing well, now I'm doing shit and I really don't want to go but she already bought the tickets. What should I do?
>>34155869It's dust stop being such a damn hypochondriac
>>34155863Every time I have gone to therapy they >forget what I said the previous session and have to repeat myself (strategy to earn them more money with more sessions, I talked to a guy on 4chan that went to the same autism diagnosing clinic and got the same experience)>shame me that my issues aren't really real (happened when I went to therapy in elementary school after I found my sisters dead body and the therapist acted like I was faking my depression)>say they magically won't be there anymore after my session with them (has happened to me THREE TIMES) lol
>>34155872Go.
>>34155869That's why you lick it, it's safer for it to be swallowed and destroyed by your stomach acid than to enter your lungs
>>34155875I get panicky just thinking about it, makes me want to throw up. It's also in the evening and I have to get up early the next day. I have no idea wtf I was thinking back then.
>>34155843they're uncut and also un steamed so they're better for you>>34155853I kinda think it's hot>>34155866because I'm bpd?
>>34155869Please don't listen to retards telling you to do anything but wipe it away with a damp cloth. If it's a treatable surface, ten minutes of a 10% bleach solution sprayed on it will take care of spores if it's a fungi.
>>34155872Go anyways. You'll feel shittier if you flake on her.
>>34155860Well, they tighten with arousal (particularly when very horny) but the sack still hangs a little.
>>34155878okay, just go.There are things you can run from in life, and there are things that you can't run from, this is the ones you can't run from, go have a little panic, have a little cry and throw up whatever, stick your finger up your ass and shit, just go.
Which one, anon?
>>34155864>tfw I might have a hot, sweaty balls fetish
>>34155884MGayshit
>>34155878Protip give yourself 3 hours to get ready
>>34155884Isla I think is the only one that has a chance to like me.
>>34155853All the better for flicking them, dearie...>>34155884I want to chat with Jessica
>>34155880What if it’s just coming out of the vent and has been spraying on me for the past two years
>>34155884MIsla is certainly the least insane or annoying one in this lineup
What are we finding for entertainment today, boys?
>>34155893Right now, I'm watching camping gear videos.https://youtu.be/oerdjfjEjs4
How did we become this woman's therapist
>>34155887Are you working out or just lazy?
>>34155887I can't, I have a psychiatrist appointment right before which obviously wasn't planned back then and two extra things in one day is too much. >>34155881>>34155883I know I should, ugh.
>>34155874well then fuck whatever yiddish therapy institutions are near you, i would instead dive into literature on the topic and try to figure out what specific feelings arise from cuddling and correspond those with incidents from childhood (only do this if you don't get PTSD-tier panic attacks, otherwise you'll have to take a different approach). your mom's neglect robbed you of one of the most basic ways of connecting with people, anon, so this is kind of important to figure out.body, including brain, is a machine you can diagnose and repair, do not forget that>t. would get clingy if we fucked probably, or st least would feel bad you didn't want to cuddle
>>34155895All men are naturally every women's therapist.
>>34155895It's fun
>>34155850Southern British
>>34155899You said it, not me...
>>34155900It's not as if I don't genuinely care, but I'm kinda starting to spread myself a little thin.
>>34155895Reparations
>>34155884>Labour councillor, Pakistani CommunistHer I guess. I want to know what kind of deranged Communist joins the Labour Party
>>34155893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUp-8VUbpxY
>>34155898It boils down to the release of oxytocin (on a chemical level). The idea of safety, care, companionship... whatever drives the persuit of 'love'
>>34155903We should stop
>>34155905She's also the pretiest.
>>34155904:|>>34155908Probably so.
>>34155909And has the best style, sure. Not why I'd pick her but I do fucking love pencil skirts and blazersidk why they dressed Amelia like an autist library girl or gave Jessica 2010s era jeans
>>34155906would femanons dump their bf if they watched this
>>34155909This, look at that fucking waist to hip ratio
If only we could all have a little ASMR foid to keep in our pocket...https://youtu.be/GZjcxEFE9O4?si=q66yTmQtGCP0yJhq
>>34155884Fatima if I can convert her with my white cock
>>34155907no, that isn't what the problem is going to look like, nor is that what traumatic things tend to do. it is, in all likelihood, going to involve the amygdala and other parts involved with disgust sensations, where it views certain kinds of activities (likely any urge for security or affection display) as something that will cause harm or rejection
They've been trying to push these girls on me based on the kind of videos I watch but I'm just naturally hesitant to check out female youtubers for some reason. https://youtu.be/Y64KDlkrjKghttps://youtu.be/jiwHc7vzqGA
>>34155912Nah, footfag bfs are too good to let go.
>>34155884Fatima looks kinda bad in that suit ngl...>>34155893I'm playing vidya rn, better eat tho before my roommate gets back
>>34155836Wipe it with bleach. If it comes off instantly, it's mold. If you have to scrub a little, it's dust.
guys, whats something a girl has done that instantly made you fold?
>>34155884Isla
>>34155924Nobody has made me fold yet.
>>34155916She's a Communist Pakistani, she is 100% craving white cock. Socialist Pakistanis hate conservative Pakistani culture (duh) and love white guys for being more feminist and supportive than Pakistani guys usually are.Realistically you probably couldn't convert her to standard conservatism. You could make her into a deranged TERF maybe or perhaps a Fascist in the true sense of the word (not ethnonationalist)
>>34155924fall in love with her i guess? i'd do damn near anything for that bitch
>>34155924"Go on! Squidge it!"
Why do Italians have the sexiest bare feet and toes of every European ethnicity? Every Summer I just can't get enough of getting an erection from looking at those wiggling Italian toes in thong sandals.
>>34155891If you're not dead, then it's not too bad yet. Clean your fucking vents regularly, though.
>>34155928but what did she do to make you feel that way?
men, would you 2-3 years dagestan?
>>34155936be there for me when other people weren't and in ways i didn't know i needed support in. encouraged me to be me unapologetically, and made sure to give those parts extra love
>>34155934The top three best bare feet I've ever seen goes like this: English, Russian, EnglishSo I cannot agree with you
>>34155924Went out of her way to get in touch with me because she was interested. I was done for at that point.
>>34155939SEND ME LOKATION BRUDA, LOKATION AND THATS IT
>>34155924Paid a bit of attention to me. I need to raise my standards.
>>34155943never
>>34155935It’s not my vent it’s at work
>>34155940not bad
Is there a biological block in women that makes them unable to practice real stoicism?
>>34155943this was a reference btw jannies, I don't actually want his locationdon't ban me
>>34155924had large breasts in my direction
>>34155953get him get him
>>34155951No, but women who post here seem extremely averse to actually learning what stoicism entails.They seem to just assume that it means ignoring your feelings or trying to act cool and collected all the time as far as I can tell.
>>34155948File a maintenance request.
Youre all mad at me ?
>>34155960Are you fat and balding?
>>34155950understatement
>>34155951>>34155958Sounds like yet another case where men and women do something differently, and men arrogantly declare their way is the REAL and TRUE way.
>>34155964Sure.
>>34155964Not really, since Stoicism isn’t a natural phenomenon, it’s a man made philosophy.
this shit is SO funny a decade laterzoomer legacyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fxls1XrcJc
Someome here has a hate boner for me.>>34155774All women are like this.
state genderhave you ever wanted to break up with someone but they didn't let you?
Women are soft, I’m hard.
>>34155979male. this question is framed horribly, don't ever let someone make you feel like you don't have a choice
>>34155979What do you mean "let me"
>>34155979NoI can't see how that could possibly happenM btw (relevant)
>>34155974Ts is NOT tuff, unc
>>34155924The milf checkout lady at the supermarket yesterday called me sweetheart>>34155939What does that mean>>34155960Who are you>>34155974This is even better than The Nutshack>>34155979M, guess I was guilt-tripped a bit but not like they physically stopped me
>>34155979MYeah, she threatened to kill herself if I left, and I buckled.It took me a while to realize she wasn't serious and actually leave her for good.
Mate, I think the UK has genuinely lost it.
>>34155995Why's that
>>34155980I only care about men's boners if they're hard because of me.
>>34155742>Women thoughts on men who are smart enough to be aware that they're dumb but dumb enough to still be dumbI love Forrest Gump>>34155774Short guy syndrome is real>>34155789>Women, do you like intimacy with your partner first thing in the morning?Both intimacy and sex, I'll take them wherever I can get them.>>34155893>What are we finding for entertainment today, boys?NAM, buthttps://youtu.be/WVDPJaWUNoE>>34155951>Is there a biological block in women that makes them unable to practice real stoicism?No, but there is no biological, evolutionary, or social imperative for women to be stoic. In fact, it often works against us.>>34155995>Mate, I think the UK has genuinely lost it.Weren't they just celebrating releasing a terrorist who posted about how much they hate white people and wants to kill and rape them?
WomenDo you ever dance around in your underwear when no one else is home?
>>34156003Not since I did cheer and some dance stuff in highschool.
>>34156001>reminding me that Arcane Season 2 existsWhy do you hurt me like this?
>>34156003No, I am fully covered always except when I shower
state gender whats the worst purchase you ever made?
>>34155995Lost the bloody plot f a m I'm glad I got out of L O N D O N and went Norf FC
>>34156011a $250 mechanical keyboard in like 2010 or so, overpriced as hell since those were the bad days where everything is cherry switches.
>>34156011FemaleEpillator and instead of being a mechanical device it was just some stone/plastic thing I was expected to rub on my legs to remove hair through friction??? They made it look like a device too and tricked me
>>34156011FLife
>>34156012Leeds is not Norf FC, blud.
>>34156011F. Tried to buy a $500 plushie/thrusting sex toy thing. Turns out it was a scam and I had to fight for a refund.
>>34154736this picture went viral with people dunking(?) on the girl who posted it but i actually really like the style>>34154738f, tiramisu or napoleon>>34154776sometimes i imagine my husbando is telling me to do laundry or clean my room>>34154932/an/>>34155015yes, of course. they traumatized the hell out of me
>>34156011MValve Index. VR is such a meme
>>34156003I bounce in my chair during heated gaming moments but that's it>>34156011FCollege tuition to a school that got raided by the feds and shut down
>>34156021lol, I remember thatthat thing would have cost 500 bucks and you would have paid that much? damn
>>34156021Kek, I member that, it was making the rounds on twitter at that time.
>>34154738MBROOKIES
>>34156011MGetting somebody an airbnb for a week and then they never used it.
knock knock
>>34156022What's wrong with the outfit?? I love it, it looks very huggable
>>34156026>>34156028It really sucked. How can they get away with that sort of scam? It's bullshit. Why not actually make the fucking thing and just take my money? I'd have gone even higher for it, assuming it came with a warranty. Because I'd definitely break it eventually.
>>34156003all the time. and when naked too>>34156011f, venova. not expensive but not worth it in the slightest
>>34156031*presses silent alarm*
>>34156031Oh shit, guess my cock hit the door again.
>>34156036oh no, the Toy is real, you just bought from a scam store.
Balding menHow do you cope?
How do people become mature or composed or whatever? I'm 28 and I'm much dumber and more risky than I was at 18. Is this a psyop that people get more wisdom with age?
>>34156042I let people look at my bald spot and simply don't care.Women were never part of my life anyway.
>>34156038>>34156040Jehovas Whiteness
>>34156003Only in my pink panties
Is anyone else scared a gas leak or some environmental toxin is ruining their life right now
>>34156040WHAT?
>>34156049Not really, my windows are all open.
>>34156049no, just you - again
>>34155105now that mbti and astrology is boring and mainstream people online have moved on to love languages and attachment theory>>34155534assuming we are dating but not living together>textevery day or every other day>callidk i don't really like talking on the phone>meetat least once a week
>>34156047Are they just solid pink or do they have a sexy little design on them?Maybe the word juicy in italics
>>34156049no because I live in a house without gas
>>34156051I mean, it clearly exists, yeah?https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Polar-Bear-Dildo-Sex-Toy-Vibrator_1601494263093.html
>>34156018Real>>34156021Did you get the refund?>>34156020That's not there I'm in but yean guess it's not quite norf>>34156049I wish I died from a gas leak
>>34156047Why do men wear pink panties? Isn't that embarrassing if you bring a girl over and she notices them?
>>34156066I'm at work so I can't check the link now. But I tried buying it twice back then. The purchase didn't go through with the first vendor, and the second one scammed me, so I assumed it was literally fake.
>>34156049M, I am a bit worried about all those microplastic studies. They literally cannot study the effects because they can't find anyone who DOESN'T have microplastics in them
I work from home and I haven’t gone outside in 3 months and now I gotta go to a meeting in person downtown and I don’t know what to do.
>>34156067Yeh, I got my 500 bucks back eventually.
>>34156070Who knows, maybe that one is fake too.
>>34156071It’s so over
>>34156074I'm getting enough dick now that I don't need to risk half a grand on an uncertainty.
>>34156069I wear pink panties because I have a humiliation fetish so I get off fantasizing on the embarrassment. Wearing a pink thong under my regular pants right now.
Why am I trusted to make my own medical decisions
State genderWould you date someone who is 20 years older than you?If so, how seriously would you consider dating them?
>>34156066>no reviews>no OEM>offers a bulk rate for orders of 50 or 100 unitsSeems like another scam desu.
>>34156076I love that there was a time in your life that $500 for a vibrating plush was a genuine consideration.
>>34156067>I wish I died from a gas leakWe all wish you'd just jump off a bridge, narcshit.
>>34155855Tear ducts can get clogged and cause eye problems. They're a part of your sinus system. Same concept as netti potting except you can't force liquids into your tear ducts for the kost part, you have to use them.
>>34155884Imagining the middle and mid right.
>>34156080M and I did that. It was great. She bought me stuff. Took me nice places. She was pretty attractive too, her ex husband got her the platinum package from the plastic surgeon. Great tits. All I had to do was have abs and not talk too much. Dated her for about 2 years before she got weird.
>>34156080MAbsolutely not.That's basically a fucking granny.
>>34156003Yeah
>>34156082When I first started posting, I started genuinely saving up for a sybian after talking about them ITT.
>>34156072RIP, you'll be alright though dude, I'm sure it'll be over quickly >>34156080M, yeah definitely, I don't want kids anyways >>34156084I wish too kek but that'd be too selfish
>>34156095Oh, now that's a different story, I'd buy one of those just so I can fulfill my forced orgasm fetish on some girls.
>>34155884MMaking Fatima suck my uncut cock for iftar.
>>34156097You can force an orgasm without a sybian. You can force one with just your hands if you're relentless enough.
>>34156080MNo. She'd be at least fifty, nearly as old as my parents.It would be weird, and we wouldn't be able to have kids.
>>34156100Yeah, but it's fun seeing a girl locked in that pose.
>>34156080MI don't think it's an option for me. For it to work, she’d have to be in her early 50s, and people at that age already look pretty sad. Aging is a bitch. But if somehow she still looked beautiful and was sexually active, I would.
>>34156084I think my roommates are having friends over for dinner tonight, find me a good bridge to jump from pls
>>34156011There was a water with some sort of ramune type contraption in Aldi with some vitamin flavor puck that drops into the water. That was the worst water I have ever tasted in my life, my god.I would have preferred to drink the toilet water out of their bathrooms, almost threw it up.
Am I supposed to know who clavicular is? Can somebody give me the qrd?
Girls, would you let your bf wear your pink panties? Most men with gfs have tried them on if you ever left your place for a few hours
>>34156110Autistic drugged up looksmaxxer who will likely die by age 40
>>34156031Who's there~>>34156049I have a Carbon monoxide reader on my luggage.
>the thing still replies to you multiple times when you don't reply immediatelyAmazing how disgusting one being can be.
>>34156110Looksmaxxer/lolcow. He hits himself in the face with a hammer and smokes a lot of meth.
>>34156113wtf no we haven'twomen who get weirded out by this guy are in the right
>>34156113Most of my exes indulged in my crossdressing fetish, in fact only one was strictly "nope" about me wearing panties.
>>34156110He's a botox bro that will crash out if you call him ugly to his face. Proving his putrid personality essentially.
>>34156105I'd die of embarrassment and anger before I orgasm in that scenario.
>>34156110Zoomer autist thats basically a walking caricature of zoomer blackpill rhetoric taken to a comical extremei find his antics funny though.
Women, is there a male version of lingerie? What would you want to see your man in to get you hot and bothered?
>>34156006>Why do you hurt me like this?Sorry, friend. Unfortunately, Vi is one of my comfort characters.>>34156003>Do you ever dance around in your underwear when no one else is home?All the time. I do it when my wife is home too. I love dancing.>>34156011>whats the worst purchase you ever made?Those stupid fucking P90X DVDs.>>34156072>I work from home and I haven’t gone outside in 3 months and now I gotta go to a meeting in person downtown and I don’t know what to do.Please start taking vitamin D. It could change your life.>>34156080>Would you date someone who is 20 years older than you?No, I'm terrified of my partner dying before me.
Shut the fuck up, you stupid, stupid bitch. *plap plap plap*
>>34156127You're an obese lesbianIt's not appealing to know that you dance around in your underwear
>>341561253/4 sleeveeeeeeeee shirtLemme see those slutty forearms where your blood goes.
>>34156127>I'm terrified of my partner dying before meYou made me think. I (male) would definitely date and marry someone older than me for their inheritance. This feels like a golden ticket out of wageslaving.
>>34156011M, once when I was manic I spend hundreds of bucks on tin foil, radio equipment and chicken feed
>>34156135Those shirts look like shit and feel very uncomfortable.
>>34156133Much worse, an avatarfagging attention whore.
>>34156095>I started genuinely saving up for a sybian after talking about them ITT.Nice, are you looking at a particular one? I want to study them.
>>34156133>You're an obese lesbianNot obese. The opposite, actually. I have to eat a lot to keep weight on.
>>34156127>Vi is one of my comfort characters.Why? Because of the AU episode where they show that if she had died EVERYONE would be better off and happy? Or the part where she got beaten by her cop gf and continued pursuing her as she turned into Foid Hitler and started gassing her hometown? Or was it the part where they had sex in a dirty jail cell after her sister told her she was going to go kill herself?Season 2 was a fucking fever dream of weirdness. She was my favorite character in season 1.
>>34156125pic rel
>>34156135But my forearms are skinny
>>34156139Lingerie is for aesthetics not comfort.
>>34156138holy based
>>34156127>P90XIsn't it fucking crazy low long it took for fitness to really be settled on thanks to social media? There are still fads and grifters but everybody more or less agrees on the fundamentals now at least.
>>34156123That would also be acceptable
>>34156142Nah, I lost all the links I'd saved when I limited my sex toy-related budget. I was spending WAY too much on that shit to justify a thousand dollar item on top that I'd just break within a year probably.
Women, why am I never "just fine, good enough, nothing special but gets the job done"? Reactions to my appearance are either "nope, pass" or "omfg I'm gushing for your penis". Why am I never comfortably mediocre instead of either unfuckable or irresistible?
>>34156148Your blood goes there tho
>>34156155no idea without pics but I'd guess you have an "either you love it or you hate it" look
>>34156155me when i have to go onto some obscure fucking thread on a tibetan throat singing board in order to humble brag
>>34156154>that I'd just break within a year probably.Does your bf fully comprehend the danger his penis is in?
Any women here? Trans women are also ok, but not larpers.
>>34156154Sex toy tech is getting up there, you are probably correct about that. And I hate flimsy built shit too.
>>34156162what makes you think there aren't?
Women arent that good at sex as they think they are, they ought to take classes from homossexuals.
I'm actually so beautiful. Like a real fucking model. If you ever saw me, you wouldn't believe how stunning I am. But that's only when I style myself. When I don't, I look like a disgusting slob. Why is that?
>>34156161He can handle me, so I don't need to worry about him. It's him that puts ME in danger. But I'll figure it all out eventually.
>>34156167being good at sex boils down to enthusiasm to 90%, maybe try making girls more enthusiastic about playing with your dick
>>34156166hands
>>34156171because you only feel attractive if you actually put effort into looking good
>>34156127>P90XZamn unc you old asl
>>34156174ah, so it's just a thinly veiled TOGTFO, got it
>>34155884https://www.shoutoutuk.org/game/story.htmlholy shit wtf is this
I hate men I think
>>34156165>And I hate flimsy built shit tooIt really does feel like they don't stress test some toys. Like I get that a Womanizer doesn't need to take hits, but if a generic vibe stops working because I drop it off the side of the bed mid-orgasm ONCE, it's clearly a manufacturing issue.
>>34156182Why is that? Did we do anything lately?
>>34156173You can't make a girl enthusiastic, you just have to be discerning when choosing who to fuck. Only fuck the enthusiastic ones
>>34156186you just have to lower your standards until the girls become grateful you fuck them
>>34156173so you really be saying "you have to carry them trough the act", wich is precisely my point
>>34156181flag fags have to invent gfs because the only girls they have are too ugly (they're english)
Surprise the GF by nairing my whole body, y/n?
>>34156182Plap
>>34156188no, you just have to fuck the girls that feel like you're doing them a favor by fucking them and not the other way around
>>34156187You'd think that, but no. There is a mysterious and undetectable force which drives some girls crazy about you. Could be beautiful, could be ugly, doesn't seem to have much bearing.
>>34156190You don't want that shit anywhere near any mucus membranes amigo
>>34156186>You can't make a girl enthusiasticI have several drugs that disagree with you.
>>34156194>he thinks the only thing that determines leagues is looks anon pls
Actually so fucking cool, I caught this little cunt trying to steal my blood and now my corner spider is getting a meal.
>>34156195I’ve done it before. I know where not to put it.
>>34156190neutral airing your body?>>34156196I don'tm-cat, ket, md, g, alcohol, none of them make a girl enthusiastic if she wasn't before>>34156197Leagues are a real thing when it comes to first impressions, but my point is that who ends up crazy about you and who doesn't isn't particularly correlated to "leagues"It just feels random
>>34156183Yeah. I broke a vibrator after falling on some ice mid transport, with it still in my purse, and I was so pissed. Like it was really cushioned and still broke.And they toted the product as being submersible too which I found out was a lie, by breaking another.
>>34156202>feels random just because you don't see the pattern doesn't mean there isn't one
>>34156197Where did anon say anything about leagues? He was just saying rightly that there isn’t some enthusiasm to desperation ratio with chicks.
>>34156208ok fag well just because I don't see a pattern doesn't mean there is one eitherso I'll go with what I haven't noticed
>>34156202Shrooms and Molly. The pure crystal shit that tastes like bath salts. That’ll get her there.
>>34156202>neutral airing your body?kek
>>34156212md is what you people call molly and again if she's not enthusiastic to begin with it's not going to make her enthusiasticthese things only enhance what's already thereshrooms I haven't ever done but from the way girls have acted on them I don't see why it'd make them want to fuck you
I just want to apologize for all men in the world
>>34156214Is the basic knowledge that tequila makes chicks horny and makes dudes want to fight just not known anymore?
>>34156217Sounds like bullshit tbqh, I have never believed that different kinds of alcohol have different emotional effects
>>34156167I don't care about what men think is "good" in bed if my lowest effort still makes them orgasm within 10 minutes. What more could you even ask for? The most skilled male sex guru is barely half as good as the laziest, frigidest woman by any practical definition.
>>34156215>all the menWaht the fuck did I do?
>>34156215Oh wow you are not like the other boys
>>34156219>I have never believedDon’t care. Tequila makes chicks horny and makes dudes want to fight.
>>34156220lol your husband (if you ever get one) is going to cheat on you. Guessing second kid, 8 year mark.
>>34156222Pick me guys are disgusting.
>>34156227Not any more than any other spirit would
>>34156220Men are good at making themselves come because they know what makes them tick, unlike women, who can't articulate what they want and often don't even know how to make themselves come
I would apologize for most men in the world, but it's not my problem if women can't judge character, and I don't speak for them anyway so what's the point.
>>34156232Believe what you want, man. If you ever hear a girl say “i won’t drink tequila”, just ask her about it.
>>34156238Being nice to women won't make them like you more, or men in general. Quite the opposite.
>>34156230Yes.>>34156238Nigga just be normal! Worry about yourself.
>>34156241I have never heard a girl say that
>>34156227>makes dudes want to fight.It mostly makes me want to crack jokes and laugh until my face hurts
There's a guy at work who is genuinely the stupidest fucking person I've ever met. He watches TikTok videos of girls dancing in bikinis at work. I've also heard him fighting with his wife over the phone, not even trying to hide it while he's sitting at his desk. I hate this man for many reasons, but he also fosters children. To be frank, being put in his house seems like a living hell. I don't think he abuses the kids or anything, but I feel bad for them that this dumbass is supposed to be like their father. I don't know what to do about it.
>>34156254There might not be anything you can do aside from avoiding him, sadly.If those arguments with his wife are serious enough to the point that you have genuine concern for their foster children, you should report them to the relevant agency.https://www.childwelfare.gov/how-report-child-abuse-and-neglect/
>>34156254Sounds ghetto as fuck.
>>34156254>I don't know what to do about it.Just do your job and mind your own fucking business.
>>34156257I was a foster kid. I can tell you that there was no foster home that wasn’t 100x better than whatever CPS institution they chucked me in.
>>34156254Is he hot, though, or how exactly does he register on your radar so much?
I know one girl with intense acne who has a boyfriend but she doesn’t let him go out anywhere alone so maybe she’s not a good role model for me
>>34156261I'm sorry to hear that. I was quick to suggest this because I have some distant family that abused their foster kids.
>>34156257They were actually arguing over one of the kids misbehaving. He was mad at her because he told her that it was going to be hard and I guess she didn't think it would be this hard. He was telling her that the kid as the same DNA as his siblings and he doesn't give a fuck how old he is, basically I think he's saying that behavioral issues are a given and she has to deal with it. >>34156259He's a redneck, but yeah, same thing basically. >>34156261I'm sorry about you going through that. I think it bothers me so much because my dad is really smart and kind, and was so good to me growing up, and is still so good to me now. And I just feel bad for these kids having this absolute moron as a father figure just really bothers me.
>>34156229That is based on pure chance, men have no autonomy in mating and very few get approached by women. Besides I'm already 13 years in and he hasn't cheated so far.>>34156237If that were true women's orgasm rates wouldn't fall drastically whenever they enter a heterosexual relationship or hook up with a man. There is absolutely nothing in the history of human physiology or psychology indicating that men are better or even equal at introspection or expressing themselves, or communicating their needs.
Had a dream there were downy feathers growing out of a wound in my tongue.
>>34156265I have a clingy/possessive gf like that. I can tell you that it rubs off on me like a stench. I’ve never had women throw themselves at me as hard since I’ve been with her. Right in front of her even. Dames are weird.
>>34156268>They were actually arguing over one of the kids misbehaving. He was mad at her because he told her that it was going to be hard and I guess she didn't think it would be this hard. He was telling her that the kid as the same DNA as his siblings and he doesn't give a fuck how old he is, basically I think he's saying that behavioral issues are a given and she has to deal with it.Not worth lodging a complaint, then.
>>34156265I saw girls who got crater face and still got boyfriends that looked like chad.
cursing everyone itt with feeling like there's a hair on your face 24/7
>>34156275Joke's on you, nigger. I DO have a hair on my face.
>>34156275I'm immune to this curse because I have a mustache and long hair.
>>34156269>very few get approached by womenLOL. Ask any married man what happens when that ring goes on his finger. Women come out of the woodwork and do/say the most scandalous shit to tempt married men.
>>34156273I guess not. But my dad never talked to my mom that way, and I just think if he's taking kids in, he needs to be a better person.
>>34156279one that tickles>>34156280it will be over your eye and on your nose
>>34156283This is true, my husband told me one time a coworker that knows he's married flat out asked him if he wants to come home with her after work.
>>34156284You need to get a hobby that doesn’t involve you sticking your nose in other people’s lives.
GendersIf scientists revealed today, for real, that our universe is something like the trillionth cycle of a repeating cosmos, that before us, before the dinosaurs, even before the Big Bang, there were countless other universes that rose and ended just like ours, each home to intelligent species equal to or greater than us, and that all of them were erased when our universe began.How would you feel, would it impact the way you see and live life in any way?
>>34156285Very weak curse. I already inflict it on myself often by having this haircut.
>>34156284Have a bit of faith in his children to endure that situation, and take heed of what the earlier anon who was a foster child had to say.
>>34156217Tequila does not make clothes fall off that weren't already being taken off, goofy.
>>34156292f>How would you feelit wouldn't surprise me to be honest, there's too many things that already suggest that >would it impact the way you see and live life in any way?no, not really, the time scale is way too big to have any actual impact on my life
>>34156292MI hope there is a super afterlife that allows me to talk to all of the aliens.Beyond that, I guess this is how the yuropoors feel living in the ruins of the Roman Empire, such a profound and existential sadness knowing that you're standing in the ruins of greatness.
>>34156293ok, I curse you with always stepping in a wet spot with your socks when you enter a bathroom or a kitchen
>>34156283>any attention means she wants to fuck>surefire trick to get laid but no man is using it because, uh, we're known for having such strong morals and turning down chances to have sexAlright then. Like many women, I am most comfortable and affectionate with married and homosexual men since they aren't actively trying to get into my pants.
>>34156291Sorry, it just bothers me when kids have bad circumstances.
>>34156302What kind of disgusting house do you live in?
>>34156301the trick is to despise the roman empire for destroying what was there before
Lacrimosa
You never tell the truth. You first said it happened twice only, then you said the relationship lasted for a year. Stop fucking lying.
>>34156304Mind your own business. Life isn’t a fairy tale. You’re acting like he’s going home and beating his wife and raping the kids.
Why are there suddenly so many drug addicts in this thread? Are there any clean people like me who never touch this shit? I only did hash and LSD once, a billion years ago. I remember a classmate at uni who looked hot af and was loaded from working as a hostess at a club for rich dudes, she said she only served drinks, no sex. And she abused substances like fucking water, even during lectures. Why are they doing it when they're so pretty ffs.
>>34156292I wouldn't care. It's not actionable info.
>>34156305the curse includes that those wet spots spawn like magic
>>34156303Because it’s not the physical ring. It’s like an aura or smell or something that you can’t replicate or imitate. Women can somehow tell when a man is content in a committed relationship and it drives them insane. I’ve walked around without my wedding ring and it’s the same shit.
>>34156308this isn't GIOYC
>>34156307here's a tissue
>>34156303>any attentionI’ve had to physically knock a woman down to get away from her advances
>>34156302I don't think you really have the ability to make water pool spontaneously in my house, anon.That's pretty advanced magic.
>>34156320you might be surprised, I snuck my way into this world
I have a question for women, but everyone can answer: Should I wear hot or comfy clothes? I usually dress well, but it doesn’t seem to matter much in a lot of cases, like when I go to the gym or pick up groceries. Maybe I should just chill and wear comfortable stuff instead. Before you answer, say what you do.
>>34156322f, you can look hot whilst being comfortable, so why chose?
Is this the people saying I have oily hair??? You look like you live in a place where it's always 40°C year round and/or haven't bathed in weeks
>>34156322>hot or comfyIf you can’t do both at the same time you need to hit the gym.
>>34156321>I snuck my way into this worldWelp, this made me chuckle because i’m imagining a first person view of you crawling out of your mom’s cooch to the mission impossible theme song.
>>34156327>bro still mad he can't afford shampoo
>>34156329that's exactly how that went down, yes
>>34156322I’d steer clear of sweat pants or pajama pants. S-tier is having a warm underlayer and dressing well over that.
>>34156220Making the dude cum fast isnt the point, rather its the issue. When a man sees the woman isnt much into it he just goes in deep and plows her to get it over with. Its like carrying over the concept of fast-food into sex.
>>34156309I think kids should be able to expect more than just not being abused.
Chat, mom noticed nut on my bed and found foreign hairs. Is it over for me?
>>34156339is the hair from your cat you sick fuck?
>>34156324>>34156328>>34156334Snowsuits are so comfy in winter, but they look so silly.
>>34156274That might be me soon minus Chad
>>34156341yeah that looks like you're into diapers
>>34156310I’m sober but I’m retarded anyway
>>34156337Actually no that’s totally fine. As a foster kid all you want is to not get woken up at 5am and shuffled into a sedan and sent back to milk n cookies jail with all the other broken mentally ill children who may or may not try to strangle you in your sleep.
>>34156337Why? Why SHOULD they?
>>34156341I need to find a non-posh, I know my privilege, skiing resort going girlfriend.
>>34156340Why would my cat be around jizz, retard?
>>34156341Cotton is shit for cold or hot weather. Its only benefit is that it’s soft. Wear silk and/or wool underlayers for the cold, then you can wear whatever you want over that.
>>34156336>see the love of your life isn't feeling good>fuck her harder to have your own orgasm fasterThe average man isn't anywhere near this psychopathic, they're bad at sex for other reasons
>>34156062>JuicyHow would you know that?
what did the discord mod say when his gf called him a pedophile?
>>34156352I have a wool base layer, but the problem is when I go indoors in it, it's hot af, I'm nearly dying.
>>34156352The worst thing about cotton is when you wear it as an inner, and you get warm, and then it soaks up your sweat, and then it turns fucking Freezing.
>>34156357That's a big word for a 4 year old.
>>34156357That's a big word for a 5 year old
>>34156363aw man
>>34156349Me
>>34156359Layers is the name of the game. Dress so that you can take off outer layers when you go inside somewhere.
>>34156361why tf do you people sweat so much it turns your clothes wet?
>>34156017It pains me to hear that, but at least you've become distrustful of merchants for the future.>>34156025College scams (as most colleges are) makes my blood boil.>>34156138kek, based.>>34156011I'm reminded of a time when my ex really wanted Invisalign. She was convinced and saved her money and payed for it and it quite the price, when she got the mold kit I helped her and then she never got anything from them again. They just had her money, no product, no refunds. It was so heartbreaking to see; I tried to take over talking with them for her to get what she is owed, but they just blocked me because I wasn't "the customer" and my ex insisted she would take care of it. I inquired later and she never got anything from them- it was just plain robbery, and she wouldn't let me do anything about it, so I discretely payed off the rest of her car instead.I just hate purchases that people regret. I hate it.
>>34156365Too slow, ho.
>>34156364My wife has been lifting with me for over a year and she’s starting to look like this but I need to gaslight her into thinking she’s not or else she’ll quit.
>>34156363>>34156364Kek, ruining anon’s day in style.
>>34156364>tfw no fit abs-having watertribe bisexual tomboy protagonist gf
>>34156369>I discretely payed off the rest of her car insteadthat was very sweet of you
Why are women like this?
>>34156368Sorry that I’m a functioning Homo sapiens. One of our defining traits is the ability to sweat, as you may know. If that bothers you, you might be happier hanging from branches instead of living on land with the rest of us.
GenderRaise your hand if you cry after orgasm.
>>34156376>soft boiled eggs what? where the fuck did you dig this bullshit up?
>>34156380I don't cry from busting a nut but I do get very emotional in bed and I cried the first time I had sex with a girl.
>>34156376>there are men that enjoy soft boiled eggs
>>34156155Perhaps some reactions you think are "nope, pass" are actually "omfg anon is so fucking hot" but the girl is too shy to say it?>>34156292F, I would think "huh, that's cool" and continue to be interested in sci-fi. And I wonder how the hell they proved such a thing. >>34156369>College scams (as most colleges are) makes my blood boil.Oh, me too! And it wasn't even my program, but the school got its accreditation yanked, and the whole thing quickly collapsed. At least I have a good story to tell at interviews now.>I got my degree at X Academy... yeah, THAT one.
>>34156377having the ability doesn't mean you should be sweating like that on a regular basis, unless you're working out, in which case you shower and change after, not go somewhere
>>34156382>I cried the first time I had sex with a girl.
>>34156369Was she trying to do Invisalign without an orthodontist??
>>34156385Neanderthal post.
>>34156043It's not a psyop, but wisdom only matters if you listen to yourselfAs we age, we become capable of taking bigger and dumber risks, and it sounds like you've learned that>>34156125Not reallyThe male body is a rugged slab of concrete that can't really be dressed up like women canAnd that's just fine, I'll love it all the same
Just lifted my mug to my lips expecting coffee, but it was empty
>>34156388that makes no sense, you're the neanderthal here
>>34156391You wish.
>>34156382Awwwww that's sweet
>>34156292FI would think it's fucked up that the dinosaurs are doomed to get BTFO in every cycle
>>34156386yeah it was gay asf but im a sentimental ass nigga, it is what it is
>>34156392I was curious, apparently you are right, Anon really is a Neanderthal, LMAO.
>>34156353I said faster not harder. And i didnt say anything about love either, because that changes things somewhat. But that said, if a dude sees her love isnt putting much effort into it, he will just as likely think she isnt into him anymore as he might think she is feeling unwell>the love of your life isn't feeling good>agrees to have sex with me>the whole process feel as if it was chore for her>doesnt feel that great so i just let myself relax and get it over with
>>34156397>I'm genetically stuck 40k years in the pastoh yeah, that explains some things...
>>34156359>>34156361cotton under wool. the "wisdom" of wool under cotton is so effing dumb. the claim that wool wicks away moisture so it should be next to the skin and cotton shouldn't because it absorbs moisture is infuriating.Wearing cotton under wool feels so good. First, cotton is softer and irritates the skin far less. But you don't lose the value of wool at all; it's water resistant on the outside and STILL wicks away moisture, just from the cotton instead of directly from the skin. You get a warm comfortable inner slip to exist in that gets actual internal airflow for evaporating sweat with the insulation of wool. People have also been using wool OUTER layers over softer inner layer clothes for centuries to great success and comfort and STILL do it. Like just try your COTTON sheet under a WOOL blanket when you sleep and vice versa and tell me which way works better ffs. But every time you try to bring it up you have some finger-wagging metric system user telling you that's wrong because le science says put the wool against your skin because they had 8% less severe frostbite cases when the patient had wool socks on in 1979.
>>34156397>I was curious so I asked the bullshit machine
>>34156301It means we don't put the Romans on a pedestal and we see them as just a former empire
Christ
>>34156403What about Him
>>34156403
>>34156398How do you fuck someone fast and gently? Is it like jackhammering with only 50% of your length?>the love of your life isn't feeling good>agrees to have sex with me>the whole process feel as if it was chore for herHow does a considerate partner end up there? There's at least half an hour to register how enthusiastic or unenthusiastic she is and choose to escalate or de-escalate based on that. No one normal thinks "hmm, she isn't into it" and jams it in anyway. Or maybe men are even worse at sex than I've imagined and it's just normal for them to be horrible people as well as shit sex partners, I don't know.
>>34156292fi would be happy that existence will continue rather than the universe rather than fading out into heat death or ripping itself apart at the molecular level
Ibfartin
>>34156387It doesn't matter. Why can't a woman make choices with her money without being scammed?
>>34156412Invisialign isnt a scam company
>>34156292ideas like this dont matter to me. The scale and scope of my entire existence is so small in relation to creation itself that the greater context I exist within means nothing to me.
women, what's something you saw a man do irl that made you think "no wonder he's single"?
>>34156301>he thinks europeans glorify rome thats america, bwo europeans just see them as a historical era and significant civilization/society, only americans larp as romans in their legal systems and traditions
Is it weird if I call my crush/women I want to bang "sister"?Like, "hey don't worry, sister. You got it sister, etc"?
>>34156422yes
>>34156322Comfy to me still looks nice, so idk.Depends on what you find comfy. Pinstripe sweatsuit could look nice if it fits correctly. Problem is I don't think men know how to identify cuts of clothing fitting them correctly unless they are autistic about clothing like that.
>>34156422Yes, because that is absolutely not how that slang is used.
>>34156414Yeah lol totally legitamate out of business business after being destroyed by lawsuits.
>>34154281>>34154342>>34154368>>34154394All ugly.>>34154392Apart from balding, that sounds like the perfect guy.
Man, sometimes BV just says the craziest shit.
Why don't they have graveyard shift for delivery, I bet driving at night be mega relaxing.
Women, can dicks ever appeal as "comfy" to you?
>>34156422Use "Onee-chan" instead.
>>34156431Only if I've been dicked into lethargy beforehand.
>>34156431yeah, when not hard
>>34156416nothing, because you cannot tell. i've seen guys who look like a cartoon basement dweller with girlfriends.
>>34156430You should get a job as a truck driver.
>>34156408>How do you fuck someone fast and gently?Instead of taking my time to feel her body caressing and kissing, i just focus on the mechanical process of going in and out>How does a considerate partner end up there? I dont know, I never had a girlfriend. Hence why i wasnt talking about love. But i suppose that when you have a gf youre expected to have sex with her even if you dont feel like it sometimes and vice versa.
>>34156416Dumping his girlfriend in public
Girls, what is the maximum amount of money you'd be comfortable with your boyfriend spending on comic books every month?
>>34156444depends wholly on his dispensable incomeif he makes seven millions and four thousand a month then he can spend seven millions on comic books after all his expenses are covered for all I care
>>34156444Bad news, bro.
>>34156442maybe he did that because in public she couldnt threaten to do something unhinged, like killing herself for breaking up?
>>34156430Most people don't like other people approaching houses while they sleep. The convention that normal people all stop and rest at night is one of the last human things left in our late-stage capitalist society that otgerwise treats us all like soulless economic units to squeeze maximum value from, so let's not get rid of that so hastily.
>>34156447what in the colonizer
>>34156430Because then your customer has to pay someone to be there to receive it.
>>34156431Flaccid is comfy for me.
>>34156427nta, you can only get invisalign through a dentist/orthodontist. that anon must be talking about one of those home-kit companies, which it's no wonder they got sued.>>34156430lots of businesses get their deliveries first thing in the morning>>34156431what do you mean by that>>34156444how much does a new issue of a comic cost?
>>34156449You can read, just not comic books apparently
>>34156422Are you from the 80s?
>>34156456>how much does a new issue of a comic cost?Way too much, like $4 or $5. But if you preorder them online you can get them like 40-50% off.
>>34156447I lost it at the oil rig. Lmao. Shameless white guys wanting to feel powerful after they sold their soul.
Do you think you currently shower in a sexy or non-sexy waylike, if your partner saw your scrubbing your ass crack would they find it sexy or goofy
>>34156449what's their fixation with dudes being able to build stuf?
>>34156444Maybe a cool band.
>>34156464not sexy at all
FemanonsWhat is your favorite thread on /gif/?
>>34156467How much is that in english?
>>34156457Reading actual books makes you seem smart, reading comic books makes you seem immature.
>>34156127>Those stupid fucking P90X DVDsWhat kind of soup are you making?
>>34156473I assure you that reading Green Lantern is much more intellectually stimulating than the smut women read these days.
>>34156460i think at that point i'd be more worried about them taking up too much space, but i guess if he knows how to store them/organize them that's fine.
>>34156471I don't know but my least favorite ones are the AI and grok ones.
>>34156471I don't go there
>>34156464Definitely goofy, if I got the shower step stool I've been meaning to get, I think I can make it sexy.
>>34156471Imagine how much coomer rot takes up this guy's brain, atoga.What should be done with vessels like them? Landfill or incinerator?
>>34156483landfillcore
>>34156483I'm pretty sure that's just a gay guy in denial.
>>34156471aside from the non-porn ones, i guess i like the movie sex scene thread?
>>34156447This probably single-handedly ruined white guys for Latinas. Well done.
>>34156422Yes, extremely so.
>>34156492Every time I hear about the male loneliness epidemic and my heart almost kicks into empathy, I remember that the majority of them, if not all of them, are the kind of loser fags that jerks off to things like that, and then it just goes back to apathy, like die single and lonely you worthless loser.
>>34156492those girls dont seem to mind
Women how common is cuck shit really? How many bfs have tried to pimp you out to da homies?
>>34156492
>>34156461in my culture, "digging for oil" is a metaphor for when a women squirts.
>>34156496I didn't jerk off to the gif, but I could probably jerk off to your post.
Whens this blue valk cunt getting a jobShes on here all day. Probably a whore getting fucked by black men between posts
Do women care about the under the foreskin smell?
>>34156498You mean pornstars don't mind because theyre getting paid
>>34156509that /gif/ is fucking gay as fuck.
>>34156503I think many men get off to the idea until it actually comes to it, I'd say about 50%
>>34156474NTA. The"German potato soup girl" went on to do porn.
>>34156447What was it?
>>34156447It is not relevant to my interests.
>>34156504Kurt is such a legend
You got baited again haha
>>34156511that shouldn't be a thing anon
>>34156520Yeah yeah, American incels are all gay fags, haha, what a bait.
>>34156512So? Are you going to feel offended on their behalf?
>>34156521Everything has smells
is it petty to be kinda sad, a girl isnt choosing me and will miss out on good sex with me?
Girls, is this the kind of thing you'd read?
>>341565172/3 dudes jacking off on camera, 1/3 latinas getting railled by white dudes and 100% propaganda
>traveled the world to find herself twicedoes this translate to "i spent two years fucking every guy i came across"?
>>34156527Now you understand why women all hate bi men so much.
come to think of it. Insta has been pushing latina content HARD for me recently, mostly White dude latina girl couples.and I've never seen or interacted with one in my lifeeven after setting it to ''not interested'' it still shows them
Is race fetishism created by living in a woke society that hyper focuses on race?
>>34156528Not every guy, just the hot ones.
>>34156510She does DoorDash iirc but yeah has way too much free time tbqhWish I still had a job rn though just so I had an excuse to be out of the house cause we've got guests round>>34156390RIP, iktfmaybe get another coffee bro
>>34156528>when she has her travel destination highlights on her instagramboy its SO over
>>34156525Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king
>>34156535she should start doordashing on a bike
>>34156526uh, no?
>>34156472£744.65
>>34156538i've only recently "got good" at it due to an ex and since then i've had the reception that i'm really goodbut yeah i guess it's pretty snobby thinking that way
>>34156339Not over, but why are you nutting on your bed, and not washing your own sheets>>34156322NAG, but comfy all the way, life's too short not to be>>34156292Tbh I think this is more likely than the fact that our universe is the only one to have ever existed. So it wouldn't faze me
How do I politely tell my girlfriend she needs to just shut the fuck up sometimes?
>>34156532idk about race fetishism but i'm convinced racebait (e.g. blacked spam, wmaf spam) is divide and conquer to keep sexless men angry at each other instead of angry at people in power
Gd were cooked gang
>>34156532yea>>34156531you're getting jewed
>>34156532It's actually created by achievementless loser men.
>>34156542ok, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt what do you think makes you, or anyone for that matter, good at sex?
>>34156182Pretty fair desu>>34156181NTA but we had to do training on extremism/radicalisation when I worked in the NHS and in a care homengl though what am I gonna do, if someone comes in with a bomb or whatever I don't know how to diffuse it, just let me call my mam first and get it over with
>>34156545put pp in month she can't speak if she's gagged, no?
>>34156550hmm being heart felt but confidenttaking the lead but also soft touches, kissing all over, caressing everywhereeye contact, kissing, touching being basically full of "love" but also giving her the security she can just enjoy it i guess
>>34156526No. Simping for bacon is lowest of low humiliation.
>>34156549There was some black girl on /soc/ who made audios about how she wants "superior white cock"
>>34156554*mouth
>>34156558thats JH
WomenDo you think less of men who have dated/banged Asian girls?
>>34156541>£744.65you'd have a mental collection if you spent this much on comic books every month lol>>34156079what decisions are you needing to makeif you're not sure tho just flip a coin, that's what I do
need a gf like this to fix...
https://youtu.be/RwB82d5IsjY
>blindspot is formingwell thats another migrane incominghow do I blame this on the foids?
Where would be the best place to look to find a gf with a 12 inch prehensile tongue and no gag reflex?
>>34154738M, I'm really craving a trifle rn, might get one when I'm next at the storeI also rate chocolate mousse, especially with rum, and apple crumble with custard is a classic>>34156564lol I watched this movie with a lass at the weekend, it was good but felt really longdidn't realise Dracula was such an emo, couldn't he just find a new gf
>>34156566Watching this really highlight how far cosmetic surgery has progressed, you can tell when a bolt on is a bolt on, it's so obvious.
Need a gf like this to keep exactly the same and be messed up with together
He’s not English. He’s not even British. He’s a race traitor Irishman.
>>34156527Never understood the appeal of gangbang porn from the male perspectiveI can't self-insert as two people
>>34156570Chad shit.
>>34156566choon lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxyeGfZVtb4
>>34156561>bangedif he feels this way about it, yes, absolutely, but regardless of the race of the girls
>>34156572>divorced husband because he was ''MUH RACIST NAHZEEEEEE''
>>34156577>>bangedwomen only like men who think about it this way.
>>34156572what are the chances she kills herself in the next 2 years?second question: what are the chances she doesn't understand why KF is making her life difficult when they inevitably need the story to get more interesting?
>>34156575not really kek just a friend who was roundbest dracula movie I saw with a girl was Hotel Transylvania 2
>>34156569Biggest female tongue on earth is 3.8" isn't it?Are you perhaps looking to be xenomorph Mpregged?
>>34156569hell?
>>34156583yeah yeah, whatever, we're all sick of your lies, leave the girls alone, or at least be a present father.
>>34156561no, as long as he didn't have a fetish>>34156569girafffe exhibit at the zoo
>>34156572I mean, it's not ideal but she can always get a job at maccies or whatever and keep doing her art on the sideI admire people like this desu who just pursue their passions
>>34156580if thats what you want to believe
>>34156589Belief has nothing to do with it, but if viewing it that makes you feel better, than sure.
>>34156579Except that's not true at all. She divorced him because he was an abusive mentally ill retard and asshole who was barely functioning and incapable of even pretending to show love. Also he preferred trannies.
>>34156586>at least be a present fatherI spent all day with the cats what are you on about>lieswhat am I lying aboutcurrently hiding in my room bc I cba to interact with roommates' friends downstairs lol
>>34156593>abusive mentally ill retard and asshole who was barely functioning and incapable of even pretending to show loveimpressive very nicenow lets hear his side of the story
>>34156594Exactly.
>>34156584What is going on in this picture? Is this supposed to be like that fetish thing where you put all the fish inside of you and the PH makes them spaz out?
>>34156598Make men pregnant.He goes Boom.:)
>>34156597>Exactlywhat do you meanjust wish I had a desk in my room or something cause want to get back into drawing and stuff. need to get another job...
>>34156604You get them pregnant than you abandon them for other pussies.
>>34156606is this the foid version of The Metamorphosis
>>34156611The foid version of The Metamorphosis is waking up one day and you're 30 and everyone starts treating you like a bug.
>>34156605breh I'm a stone cold virgin kek
>>34156606women were a mistake...
>>34156614and there's the lie.
the comments are blackpillingGirls which do you prefer?
>>34156619hairy men are gross
FTGFNEFUCKTHISGAYFAGGOTYNIGGERLICIOUSEARTHFUCK IT ALL
>>34156619What are the comments like?Also, the obvious answer to this is not totally waxed but with trimmed hair that isn't long enough to bunch and curl up like that.
>>34156616I give up lmaonot a lie tho, I was khv til last year...
femanons this could be us but you playin'
>>34156626Go hug your daughter and stop lying, bruh, she misses you.
>>34156619something in between and preferably less tits than left, that looks comical
>>34156619i think that women get more put off by a dude that finds things so easily "blackpilling" that your chest hair
>>34156627what the hell is that
>>34156629those are the same tits. hair makes them look bigger because of the contrast
>>34156630Personally I find both equally off putting, but the chest hair thing is more apparent, it looks like he's ready to star in some middle eastern hardcore gay porno.
>>34156632maybe it's the angle but there seems to be a difference in chest to torso ratio
Lol I was supposed to be a good wife
>>34156637You can still be a hotwife
>>34156631Remember that slice of toast you left under the sofa in 2007?
>>34156637
>>34156606Women are disgusting
>>34156640oh god
>>34156615>>3415665199% sure thats fetish content mainly for men
My /atoga/ gf found out about my /gioyc/ gf. What do, bros?
>>34156656Harem time!
Gender do you agreeSkiing is way gayer than snowboarding
>>34156662it's about destroying a woman by impregnating her, definitely a man thing
So you never liked me?
>>34156638That ship has sailed
>>34156664That could make sense too. We'll never know, I guess.
>>34156663f, 100%
>>34156663FNo I like guys who ski
>>34156665I don't even know who you are!
>>34156667I guess it could appeal to both side, equally disgusting
>>34156638stop projecting your FUCKING fetishes dummy
>>34156628I'm with my daughter rn (fl studio)>>34156663SSX is cooler agreed
I’m scared
>>34156664no, it's completly a woman thing, because it's based on schizo assumptions women have about what men intend on doing to them
>>34156691watchu scared of?
Gender, and what do you think are some of the more noteworthy (for one reason or another) placements on the anime suffering chart?
>>34156692men have posted itt about how they fantasize about impregnating a woman to destroy her body for other men and claiming her this way, idk what you are talking about
>>34156696MI know like 2 people on here
reminder that you'll never find anyone that loves you as much as JustinRPG loves Reshiram
>>34156666How so?
>>34156696damn how long did this take to make lolI like how chiyo and yotsuba are right at the bottom, idk they had their fair share or suffering
Femanons, do you talk like this?>It's giving...>Serving...>Yas bitch slay >We love to see it>Ate with this>Cunty>You do you boo
>>34156349My flatmate has a curious relationship with this sort of thing because she went to boarding school but says she isn't from a posh background (I haven't probed any further). She's trying to get me to go skiing with her at the end of Feb
>>34156705NAG but I do
>>34156705no
>>34156705Sometimes, but it's mostly ironic.
>>34156628I might just go to bed in an hour though so I don't have to interact with the guestsI don't understand why extroverts enjoy just sitting around and chatting for hours doing nothing. It does my head in
>>34156705Nag, but i think that's mostly zillennial core, and we're now in the zalpha era.
I'm bored.
>>34156724get a hobby
>>34156725I have a few. I'm at werk, about to leave
>>34156727what do you do for work? well have a good night anon
>>34156728Caregivin'. You too, thanks
>>34156729>Caregivinthat's noble of youcheers, eh having a shit one but at least doing a hobby
>>34156705No, I don't have tiktok
CaregiverCaretakerTwo different jobs but they're not opposites.
>>34156732Here in bongland at least caretaker is more like a groundskeeper who looks after a building/grounds, whereas a caregiver is a carer for disabled/elderly people or whatever
>>34156621I'm feeling you rnMy housemates are def on the piss with their friends cause there's someone in and out of the bathroom every 10 seconds. If they've finished all my beers again imma be annoyed lol
>finally seeing progress in fixing my femdom/submissiveness fetish >also dont watch porn or jack off at all anymore women are you proud of me
>>34156734Same deal here in burgeropolis
>>34156431I don't think so
I have a crush on a guy I'm talking to online. He likes me too but we probably won't meet anytime soon since he lives in another continent. I'm also concerned because I think the excitement of romance has triggered a schizophrenic episode. What do
>>34156742take care of your mental health first and foremostnice that you have found someone you enjoy talking to tho
>>34156732Why do we "take a shit" instead of "leave a shit"?
>>34156738good boy
>>34156745For the same reason we “take a break” or “take leave”“Shit” here is refers to the action of shitting.
>>34156738Yep. Das gud.
Women will say we dont have chemistry then go date some abuse moron cause he can crack a joke and acts cocky
>>34156751Chemistry is just mutual attraction.If she says that you don’t have it, she simply isn’t attracted to you
>be me>trying to study all day alone>parents come home, start being loud >start getting frustrated>yesterday mom has online training>they nag me to lower my volume>I do it, but dad (probably drunk from the pub) won't stop nagging>snap and break my pen with my teeth>pack my laptop and go to my room>today mom goes out for dinner>heating up food with dad while listening to exercises>he starts nagging again: "turn that down, for f***'s sake">reply: "then eat alone, for f***'s sake">walk upstairs>after a while dinner is ready and he comes calling me>ignore himdid I overreact?
>>34156450It was a joke, but sure, women bad
>>34156753your dad sounds like a bit of a knob ngl, I'd also avoid him and skip dinner
>>34156526I don't read AI slop
>>34156753Somewhat, but I understand why.Any reason you can’t just use headphones?
>>34156584pretty sure that's a samesize vore pic
>>34156757whenever i buy a new set of headphones my mom assumes she bought it and i never see them again
>>34156702I hate that I understand what this means
>>34156759Buy some ridiculous looking rgb gaymer headphones.
>>34156705I only say "it's giving" but that's because it was a black thing before the internet stole it
>>34156762Every one of those is either a black thing, a gay thing, or both.
>>34156746that doesnt work on me anymore. im changed
>>34156752Idk dont go on a date with me then
>>34156764nta but most gay things started out as black things anyways
>>34156738an angel has lost its wings
>>34156765it was worth a try, but I'm proud of you, good job
>>34156767That doesn't sound right, but if you say so.
>>34156752No, chemistry is a woman liking your 'vibes' and being attracted to your appearance and mannerisms. It's entirely one sided in the sense that only her perception matters, as with all things in dating.
>>34156773Alright.
>>34156693Suffering
>>34156703I hit the wall
>>34156772there's a lot written about it, just google white gay men culturally appropriating black women
>>34156696Is that supposed to be Anon as the most suffering and most deserving?
>>34156778Sorry to hear, how old?
Men, do you have a niche phd?
>>34156696I'm pleased to see claymore characters in there as well as kenshiro and the guy from votoms
>>34156785I have a pretty huge dick in womens studies from the pipe layers guild
>>34156771i lied it does still work but im at least at peace with it existing now
>>34156789
>>34156791I will abstain from repeating this in the future as to not endanger your progress
The philipino thirsty dude in here should take this dudes wife.
>>34156795why can't she form a coherent sentence?
I save money by never tipping. You should try it sometime.
I got approached by a guy who wanted me to have sex with his wife he said "my wife likes black guys and you look like a safe black guy do you mind if I take a picture of you for her so she can see?I was dumb founded, like I didn't know wither to be offended or flattered what the fuck? I gotta get out of Texas, I've never understood the cuck lifestyle or swinging, so as not to be judgemental can someone whose in that life explain it to me?
>>34156800damn, talk about getting objectified
>>34156785yes
>>34156759Buy a pair of earbuds and sleep with them underneath your pillow. Keep them in your pocket while you're awake and not using them.
>>34156800>black man>not getting objectified as a bull>in texasIt really do be like that out there, my boy.
>>34156800What the fuck lmao? Dallas, Austin, San Antonio?
>>34156800cucks should be treated the way gays in iran are.
>>34156804What is your favorite hobby?
>>34156782Yes.
>>34156696Yotsuba is an orphan somehow adopted by a single scrote there is no telling how much she has suffered, retard chart
>>34156696MChopper deserving it more than Allenby is a really tough call, but I don't know if I can actually disagreeI thought I did when I started writing this reply
>>34156389>As we age, we become capable of taking bigger and dumber risks, and it sounds like you've learned thatI think I haven’t really changed THAT much, I’ve only become riskier and bolder because I lost my complexes. Overall, I like that I became more directional instead of floaty, but my direction is so non-trad that, from a trad perspective, I became a freak even though I was pretty normie before. So yeah, now I understand myself and my desires much better, which in turn made me dumber and riskier. But I don’t want to return to the state I was in before, and I don’t want to rebuild myself.
Men, would you buy the "anatomical study coffee table" by Clay Adams?
>>34156815i enjoy taking photos of shitting birds
>>34156449I'm an avid reader and an author myself. I also know some other authors (only girls, for some reason, not because of me, they sought me out). I know two foreign languages at a very high level. I'm also good at cooking, swimming, and photography. And I'm a regular traveler. Also, I'm almost a virgin. So this list is shit.
>>34156800It's really funny that even in this context the woman is too much of a coward to do the approaching herself.
>>34156696Agni deserved to be further left. Constant burning alive while your nervous system regenerates to feel it all as intensely as possible is an unspeakable torment. Its like the worst thing that can happen to a person.
>>34156831I knew you were a freak
You guise 'member when anon was a green bald guy in a suit and not a frog or a sad white guy with no ears
Does I show Speed really stream with hood crickets chirping in the background nonstop?
>>34155583I like cats
Am I an introvert or an extrovert? I can’t stand silence or being alone, so I whore myself out on discord servers, and when I still don’t get my dose I go to 4chan. From morning to night I’m mostly talking to people, aside from doing other things. But I also can’t stand company irl only one on one. As soon as it’s three people, I hate when the other two talk between themselves about something I’m not part of.
>>34156851You're an undersocialized person with a severe internet addiction
Femanon, are you a boss bitch?
I'm horny!
>>34156851Damn I miss her
>>34156830I don't like reproduction.
>>34156851You probably need therapy and going into nature instead of looking for instsnt gratification online.Your synapses are blown.I guess you're also jobless.
I'm afraid I will never find love
>>34156851What is it about silence and being alone that gets you worked up? Do you feel like you're missing out, or being forgotten, or something?
>>34155635MBoth can be tolerable/good short term, as in I wouldn't care too much about negatives in the short. For the hot chick, it's just me using her body to make me happy. Considering long term, Id eventually feel a little bit less satisfied with the first girl in that I'm not feeling the romance, so I'm sorta fucking the most realistic jap silicone fuck doll. For the second girl, it'll be roughly the same experience short and long term, but her freakyness in the sheets is what's gonna make me blind to other issues
I'm sending out two more job applications tomorrow.The last two unfortunately came back as negative.
>>34155635>>significantly uglier woman who is extremelt active and freaky in the ways you areI think I need a woman who can roleplay with me, talks with me and loves being submissive.The other option would be just like fucking a doll, in the most extreme case. I think at some point that would become depressing.
>>34156808Dallas
>>34156873Of course
I don’t like it when my gfs have friends
>>34156865Why is that, mopey
>>34156875Get her a safe black
>>34156878What if he fucks her
>>34156696I think Griffith should be at 100Dude was skinned alive, forced into boiling hot baths, had his tendons cut, his nails pulled out, had to wear a mask that constantly choked him, and diddled by an ugly midget for a year daily
>>34156879Not possible, he is a safe one, they’re procedurally generated to have testosterone limiters. Examples are the obese guys who play SF and Smash
>>34156879>Safe black>Assumes man instantly and not a womanThis says more about you than xhem
>>3415678324
>>34156886No.
>>34156877NtaNot every anon who is scared is me
>>34156877I'm already in my mid 20s and I haven't had a gf since I was in middle school I just don't know how to talk to people irl, autism has (probably) doomed me
>>34156868Good luck anon, I believe in (You)
>>34156886Yeah.Most people don't know the wall for zoomers is 21. IT's sad. You aren't alone.>>34156887Yes
>>34156853>>34156863I was never a nature person or liked it. I’ve always been on the internet since I was six, and I’ll soon hit 30 in a few years. Also, I’ve always been like this, good one on one, but feeling too quiet, useless, and exhausted in groups. And I’m not jobless. I have bills to pay, sadly.>>34156866Yeah, I think I described it poorly. It’s more like I have a need for connection, for talking and stuff. I think it’s because I lived by myself from the time I was six. My parents only left meals for me and didn’t communicate with me, so I replaced them with friends from school and the neighborhood. I was always the most friendly and talkative boy around because all that was at home was deadly, lonely silence. And now I just continue doing it.
>>34155747no, because boners don't happen when you're happy per se. Only way to consistently get them is upon waking or through sexual input like visual, audio, touch, or mental imagery. Taste and scents can lead to sexual thoughts if you've been conditioned to associate them to something sexual. Like if a girl wears a perfume that's nice and you smell it all the time and you associate it with sex or love with her, or if she makes some special food that reminds you of how much you love/fuck her or food she makes right before sex, or food you eat during sex, or food you eat on her.But this all feels to indirect. It's like saying you're attracted to cardboard if you see a cardboard cutout of a naked chick. It isn't the food itself that is giving you a boner per se imo
>>34156897>boy>>34156851>I whore myself out on discord serversLOL WHAT
>>34156875>Not dating (and then marrying) a shut-inPoor life choices on your part. I'm a loser with literally zero IRL friends, but I'm the social one in our relationship because she doesn't even have online friends. She just decided that friends weren't worth the effort and decided to pick a single boy (me) to dote on.
>>34156902Clearly a humblebragging troll
just watched the ICE shooting video. where exactly is the controversy? seems pretty clear she was aiming for an officer. this reminds me of george floyd, where there was film of him repeating the same shit endlessly in the back of a car for 15 minutes. george foid indeed
>Men who split the bill on datessince when did that become a bad thing?
>>34155747No, but Insometimes get romantic fantasies when cooking...
>>34156663FNo. Skiing wins
>>34156906why are you taking people out on dates where you can't afford the whole bill?
>>34156902>>34156904What's with your reading comprehension? ESL?
Winona Ryder in her 20 and honestly 30s too might have been the prettiest woman I have ever seen.
>spent the last two and a half hours arguing about meaningless nonsense on 4chan instead of being productiveThis makes me very angry at myself but I keep doing it
>>34156887Yea>>34156895I know, I held out a few extra years which is impressive. Sucks I have to kill myself soon
>>34156906Women abuse it for free food
>>34156913Obviously I understood you very well, but chose to laugh at you.>>34156916Stop spouting incelspeak.
I accidentally took zinc on an empty stomach and I'm worried I'm going to yack
>>34156914my gf is prettier
got a smile from my crush today. i'm walking on air.
>>34156923pics or your claim is fake and gay
one of my professors is a pawg and another is a fitness milf, I'm excited for this semester
>>34156914She is the default in character creation
>>34156928One of my professors is a dead man
>>34156916Meh, I know there is nothing good in life but I don't mind suffering another 80 years until cancer or God kill me, whatever.
>>34156903You see, I did have this until she became social and left me 2 years later right as I was about to marry her. Oh well
>>34156914She's pretty, but she's no Aisling Bea or Emma Sidi.
All my friends are mad at me I fuck up everything
genderdo you think people who listen to classical music are generally smarter than people who only listen to popular music?
>>34156897>I was always the most friendly and talkative boy around because all that was at home was deadly, lonely silenceOK, it's natural for a child to seek help and support. That's a built in instinct because children are mostly helpless.However, you are an adult now. You can understand, logically, that solitude and silence will not harm you. Those people you talk to will probably still be there next time you reach out to them. Your adult brain is still operating off a child's survival strategy. You need to show your inner child, "We will not die being alone for a little while"
>>34156933>another 80 yearshow old do you plan on living?
>>34156928Are their outfits hot?
>>34156937Probably a little but there are a lot of dumb people who say they listen to it to look smarter
>>34156937I guess? Because the pool of autistic losers who only listen to classical is way smaller than the amount of dipshits who listen to the radio
>>34156941As long as it takes to kill me I reckon.
>>34156937No.
>>34156942The pawg today had vertical striped form fitting pants and I swear her hips jut out 4 inches on either side of her
>>34156943are there though? do people ever care about looking smart nowadays? i've never met someone who claimed to listen to classical music and didn't. there's just not that much cachet to it.
>>34156933I mind a lot
>>34156924my crush can literally not tolerate even my digital presence, so soak it in while you can
What most people say they do or don't want in a partner and what would or wouldn't be a dealbreaker is all completely irrelevant. People instantly make exceptions to their rules the second someone gives them butterflies in their stomach. Your attraction to someone is almost entirely subconscious.
>>34156910i can afford it. id just rather pay a whore to have sex with her instead of feeding some random stranger for thrice the price and the same reward multplied by 0
>>34156888lol
>>34156922How much? I've done this before with 30mg and felt fine
How do I apologize for being a bad friend? Should I even bring it up?
>>34156919i've meet women who said they'd rather pay their stuff in the first dates. i think their implication was that they didnt want to feel as if they owed the dude something
>>34155820yea has nothing to do with you being a fat used up hag
>>34156953i am, i am. for some reason she seems to like me back. in fact i didn't even register her accept as one more pretty face until she starting smiling at me. i didn't know how to take it at first, but i've slowly come around to the acceptance that she probably likes me. what a nice feeling it is.
>>3415695730 mgWill I be okay then? I thought I wasn't supposed to have more than 8 mg a day so I was going to take this every other day .. maybe everyday for a few days? And then taper off
I keep getting really pretty young Polish women on my Tiktok feed without any tags.Help.
>>34156962*except, jeez.
>>34156889You're not doomed, but you'll have to leave your comfort zone if you want things to change.The fact that you've had a gf in the past should give you at least a little confidence
>>34156959Yeah, it's because of The Implication.
Genuine sex question from someone who's never had it:Is it actually common to do a blowjob right before proceeding to full on sex? And if so, is the guy supposed to cut during the blowjob, or is he expected to hold it all in during the whole thing? How do you decide when to switch from blowjob to the penetrative part?
>>34156969>is the guy supposed to cut during the blowjob, or is he expected to hold it all in during the whole thingWhat?
>>3415696330mg is an acceptable dose, you might get a stomachache but I don't think it'll make you seriously sick. I've taken zinc in the morning without eating until night plenty of times, it may not be the healthiest thing to do but it's not going to hurt you. Maybe grab a snack when you can if you're still worried
>>34156937LOL no. If anything, I think they lack taste if in their venture through anything modern, they haven't found anything they like. If they haven't ventured through it at all, then that's their choice.
>>34156971Dont be retarded anon, OP clearly meant to say cum
>>34156959Idk i rarely encounter it. Even if she didnt bring money they usually offer to venmo
>>34156969You do it til he gets nice n hard and then fucky fucky
>>34156974I had no fucking clue.I thought he meant cutting the BJ short.
>>34156969oral sex is good practice for lubrificating each others genitalia and to for an easier build up into mutual orgasm
>>34156937Intelligent people tend to naturally be attracted to sophisticated, cultured things. I don't think classical itself makes you smarter, though it may be able to get you in the mindset
>>34156958>How do I apologize for being a bad friend?"Hey, sorry for XYZ"And then don't do XYZ again.>Should I even bring it up?If it's worth apologizing for.You shouldn't say "sorry for being a bad friend" because that's not really an apology for anything in particular and puts the person you're apologizing to in a position to say "nah you aren't a bad friend" even though you didn't actually apologize for whatever bogus shit you did to them.
>>34156980>And then don't do XYZ againUnless you are a narc or have BPD.
>>34156971I meant cum
>>34156934Dang, you almost made it.
God I want to die
>>34156969Oral sex is usually part of foreplay before penetrative sex in my experience.I don't want to cum while getting my dick sucked before PiV. Maybe other men feel differently, but probably not.Sex is pretty much over for me once I've cum, so I prefer to try to get the woman to cum with cunnilingus and again with penetrative sex, which is when I'll let myself cum.
>>34156839I member
>>34156969>Is it actually common to do a blowjob right before proceeding to full on sex?Yes and no>if so, is the guy supposed to cut during the blowjob,Just let them know youre about to nut, they'll let you know if you have to hold it in or not>How do you decide when to switch from blowjob to the penetrative part?Don't worry about it too much, it'll come naturally. One of you is gonna be dying to fuck and will let it be known
>>34156937FNo, if anything they're a bit more open-minded
>>34156977Same shit, don't be pedantic. You're smart enough to use context clues to figure out what OP was asking.
Going out with no make up! Even though I have more inflamed pimples today, hope no one throws upppp Im so brave
>>34156990>You're smart enough to use context cluesAnon clearly is not
>>34156990Go away, trolling cunt.
>>34156988>t. classical enjoyer
*licks every femanon's pimples*
>>34156967He had that in middle school, numbnuts. Do you count the relationships you had in the kindergarten when you held hands with different girls? Fucking retard. His best option is to careermaxx and hope that a single mother likes him in his 30s.
>>34156962it is, i'm happy for you, my crush likes me too, it's a complicated thing. hope it works out for ya!
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>>34156992I guess not, I tried to give them the benefit of the doubt but their next reply speaks volumes
>>34156982you're supposed to let her suck you off until you are neatly hard and then you suck her off, in that process you regain some composure if you almost came while on the other hand she gets all wet and worked up
>>34156997You're a delusional asshole and a defeatist.
>>34156959>women who saidThere’s your first problem.
>>34156940I know, but it just feels like a dependency, like water, this need to connect to people. I think I have no emotional regulation or something.I also have manic episodes sometimes. Like when I’m too focused on a hobby project, I don’t care about solitude or people. I ditch everyone around and don’t even care about my health. But when the episode is finished, everything comes back to me, how many friends I’ve lost, what I’ve done to my body, etc. It’s like a long flow of inspiration I live in for months, but after it, I’m depressed. Until the next episode.
>>34156967Women should fuck off sooner than anyone changing and leaving his "comfort" zone and becoming a clown for serial daters.
>>34156937FRich people listen to classical music because they believe it’s fitting to their status. Smart people listen to whatever they want, sometimes it’s not even music aka 3 hours of rain soundtrack
>>34157002Yeah, because mid 20s virgins are totally popular with bitches, right? Why don't you date him if you like him so much and want to give him hope? Dumb cunt.
>>34156889I'll talk to you But not if you had sex with her
>>34157017>>34157019I'm a man.
>>34156969I mean, your actions have consequences, so it's your choice on what to do so it leads to the consequence you want. If you suck him for long, he's gonna blow eventually. Is that what you want? Did you just want to give him a wakeup blowjob? Or a casual middle of the day blowjob? Well he's nutted, so what do you want now? You can't get dick (normally) for like +10 minutes and he's a little less horny. Should you then... try to get him horny again? Reverse sit on his face so he can eat you out, then as your juices are running down his face, you see his dick come back to life? Maybe you lean forward so you can reach over with your hands to stroke it till it's hard? Then with you both riled up, you climb off him and stick your ass out so he stares straight at your wet pussy and takes you.If you don't want him to cum, then stop when you feel he's had enough of your tongue and your pussy wants it now. You could climb onto him to stick it in, or like before, present yourself face down back arched ass up. Or have him eat our your pussy in return so you both get a taste of each other.It really is your choice, do what you want, do what gives you most fun and pleasure and makes you most horny
>>34157033Nobody asked, fag.
>>34156449Do moids function by some "less desirable = actively revolting" standard? Even the least attractive hobby there is considered desirable by 3%
My fwb is so cute, shame she has a bf and he hates me because he thinks I sleep with her. Fucking paranoid.
>>34157039Alright.
>>34157040They're stupid, sister. Btw, I would love to find a woman who's into the manosphere, it would be hilariousxD
>>34157048>Alright.You're that retard who spends all day here trolling and gaslighting. Go rope yourself, you useless unemployed unproductive leech simp. You belong in a gulag.
>>34157059I think you're having an episode or something because I genuinely have no idea where you're getting this from.I got off work about an hour and a half ago.
>>34156449It's so depressing everytime I see what apparently I have to become to attract a girlI really should have been doing this shit 15 years agoToo late now
>>34156988open-mindedness i would think is characteristic of higher intelligence
When I wasA young foidMy mother She took me to sephoraTo see the makeupcels
>>34157110heh
>>34156839I member (also a part of my ass pic fanart)
>>34156969No. Whatever you agree to that is consented to is what can happen.
>>34157084True
>>34154274>Women, would you date a fatting and bald man?Why'd (You) stop name friending, Bulbous?
>>34157623not him, radar broken
>>34157651We have multiple fat/balding spammers?
>>34157700its always been that way
