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Men with hourglass waists
>>34271911not posting another latex pic in this thread, sorry
>>34271913More like LAMEtex, jerk.
It doesn't matter what I do it's never enough
>>34271913>another latex pic pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
>>34271911Male that has zero ass and hips fuck off into a point from his shoulders.*chomp*
>>34271911post an example?>>34271907no idea why you got gamerslop on the right but... is left real? that's gotta be a shoop
>>34271915For what
>>34271921>>34271597
Like clockwork
Plap.
>>34271925Orange
Girls: How long does it take for you to tell your new bf about your kinks?
>>34271917maybe another time. honestly i posted it because i was having a shit day and thought it'd be funny, and the replies cheered me up. even the guy who called me a gay tech support nerd. you're all alright.
>>34271928Having kinks doesn't mean practicing, so maybe 20 minutes of conversation will convince him I am too weird.
When I imagine her laugh I think it's kind of like euhehehehe
>>34271928>How long does it take for you to tell your new bf about your kinks?I'm always fully transparent about my kinks. Unless you're a pedophile, I don't think your kinks are anything to be ashamed of. You don't exactly choose what or who you're aroused by.
>>34271932I imagine a hawhawhaw
>>34271924Ok. neat. I get it I think. I wouldn't wear latex but that gives me some confidence on my body shape. The triangle shape of really wide shoulders and really narrow hips is so ubiquitous in the "ideal male figure icons" I always thought my "hourglass but for men" was just an unfortunate bad hand I was dealt
>>34271924Men, if you need outfit advice put on a gimpsuit and then you can post it on you.
>>34271907>male>turning 35 soon>VirginI got a singular handjob/really shitty blowjob when I was 15/16 from a girl I didn't even really like all that much. I dated a few times in my 20s but they never led anywhere. I went all in on improving myself, education, job, etc when I turned 24 and just kinda gave up on even looking at women because I saw them as a distraction from my mission. Problem is now I'm older and any normal woman is going to expect a guy like me to at least know a little of their way around the bedroom, so I'm afraid of that fallout to even bother trying which just creates a feedback loop. It will only get worse as I get older. Idk if I should list my details like a DnD character stat sheet, but I will simply say I am not some smelly basement dwelling NEET looking for his virgin waifu.
>>34271907Big fan of this chick bodytypeSmall boobsMassive ass and thighs Wide hipsSex.
>>34271921All female speedskaters look like that
How do you get a speedskater gf?
>>34271938women give men terrible outfit advice, so I'm not going to waste money on a gimp suit. especially since foids here are most likely just going to goon to it silently without comment, just like they do to hand-posting
>>34271942ah i see yes yes well um >>34271944
>>34271944Be 6'5 275lbs hockey player
>>34271944Be an Olympic Chad or insanely rich
>>34271920Is that really him? He looks weird there.
>>34271945I didn't goon to it. I said it was cool.
why does gen x suck?
>>34271954Their parents are baby boomers.
>>34271951It's another angle.
>>34271954First generation that went “me first”
>>34271945>especially since foids here are most likely just going to goon to it silently without comment, just like they do to hand-postingwhat's wrong with that
>>34271951it's a real angle by a normal person so it reveals him to be his actual height of 5'6" instead of the usual camera that let's him hide his manlet status
>>34271913Slut.>>34271924Attention whore.>>34271928Depends on the kink. 1st date theyd know im vaguely kinky. 4th Id share more.>>34271954I like gen x alright.
>>34271955Boomers were the millennials' parents
>>34271940Everything you post makes my skin crawl>>34271944>How do you get a speedskater gf?Be any male athlete at the olympic village.>>34271954>why does gen x suck?Because they were born too late to get blamed for the shit their parents did, and too early to be effected by the shit their parents did.
>>34271958>what's wrong with that???everythign!
>>34271957Nah, that's the boomers. They were even initially called the "me generation".Their kids either took after them or were fucked up by them.
>>34271959He's actually 5'3-5'5
>>34271951Wait till you see his legs, they became a meme for a while.
>>34271928Some I mention pretty quickly like the normal ones, some I wait on to see if he does/says anything that indicates he'd be interested. 2 I never mention. Nothing good can happen from engaging with those 2 irl so it's irrelevant.
>>34271961Maybe some of us, but my parents are gen X, and my grandparents are boomers.
>>34271968What are they?>inb4 its just some boring shit like choking
>>34271964I kindly disagree
I want to say that i feel kinda bad that im not in olympic village right now and not balls deep in a speedskater or bobsled athlete.Raw of course, because we ran out of rubbersGod knows i love big butts.
Men, why don't you give up on chasing blue eyed blond women that are miles away from your league and instead go for 6/10 brunettes that are craving for your love and attention?pic related
Porn influence in American sex like poison in soup. Young people watch from early, learn wrong lessons. Always perfect bodies, endless stamina, fake orgasms. Then real bed disappoints like cheap wine. Man thinks he must pound like hammer, woman thinks she must look like model even in sweat. Real sex has smells, sounds not perfect, laughter when something slips. American tries recreate video, fails, feels bad. “Why not like porn?” Because porn is theater! Actors paid, angles chosen, emotions fake. Real sex messy like good kitchen after feast, flour everywhere but love made.
>>34271975Pic related would reject meAsk me how i know
>>34271954For once he's right >>34271967My parents are gen x. We had to get rid of a dog when I was a baby because it wouldn't stop chewing on the walls of our apartment and it started getting aggressive. Apparently the lead paint chips taste better than regular paint chips.I can only imagine what they have floating around in them. My mom has cancer.
>>34271973What's cool about some of these countries is that you don't even have to be particularly good to qualify because some of the sports are so niche. Like why does Jamaica have a bobsled team?
Anyone elses hips and thighs too big for their ass? Do you know what I mean? Is this a thing?
>all these women playing cs after i decide multiplayer games are fucking gaydude i just cant WIN
>>34271981That means you lack muscle to fill out your frameIts very common actuallyAss appears large but its flabby and flat
>>34271977I hate the pounding. There's no tender intimacy in sex. Just being "taken."
>>34271975She's cute, but I'm after another girl with amber eyes.
>>34271978Sydney Sweeney is, proportionally, one of the biggest cases of butterface in human history. Literally no one would give a fuck about her if she didn't have great tits that she pops out all the time because she knows it's the only reason people tolerate her.
>>34271970No see that's one of the normal ones.
>>34271988And what are the can't be mentioned ones? I'm still doubting it's anything of substance and is some tame bullshit you just think is hardcore.
>>34271981Walk more
>>34271975Cool bait
Does anyone here have any experience in joining Facebook group meetups? I want to join some to make new friends. I've heard that a lot of people who join these online meetups are actually looking for dates as opposed to friends though.
>>34271973They aren't having that much sexApparently the athletes are stealing them for souvenirs
Women just don't subscribe to general reality.
>>34271987I literally have had that picture on my other screen for like, 2 days now and it's zoomed in to only see her from the shoulders up (really, I need it that zoomed to admire the sweat). no need to cope, she's just pretty AF
>>34271996>Apparently the athletes are stealing them for souvenirsAre they Olympic branded condoms then? In that case I can see why people would take them. My old company used to have a lot of weird merch and everyone would just take it for the fun of it since they let you.
>>34271994Just like do it and see what happens
>>34271997men that dumb just don't make it to arranged interview moments.
>>34271959I mean I didn't NOT think he was a manlet. His face just looks different.
>>34271998I'm glad you think so, but ai just can't do it with that big ass forehead and dead fish eyes. She looks soulless.
>>34271907https://www.tiktok.com/@radspsk/video/7608341850813893901?lang=enShe really wants you to stop sexualizing her fat ass
>>34271975I do, in fact, support 6/10 brunettes. I have reasonable expectations and would be happy with a mid girl.
>>34271977This is stupid and made up.Not that it's not an issue at all, but no, 80% of people just aren't having sex for the first time, so they aren't 'watching porn and being disappointed after having sex the first time'.The only thing that is arguably a major issue is that porn sets up everybody to not think most people are fat, which isn't the expectations issue, the issue is that everybody is fat and gross.
>>34271999They have the Olympic logo on them
>>34271975A 6/10 brunette is as much of out my league as a 10/10 blonde 2bh
>>34272010Ah then yeah, it's pretty much just that then. I'd do the exact same thing.
>>34272005the sydney sweeney effect is that she's still so peak attractive while actually looking real. it's something that nearly all other models have lacked
>>34272021feral alcohol syndrome is actually what I get after about ten beers
>>34272006This awoke something in me
>>34272022don't feed the jeet
>>34272016She looks like a painting of a European Monarch when the inbreeding had just started to show.
Do you like facial hair?
Femanon opinions on doggystyle?
>>34272028No, because I have to shave mine often and it takes fucking ages to do so.Bet you were looking for femoid replies huh? Well TOO BAD.
>>34272006I just skimmed this and can't take it seriously. she has the typical foid smirk of "omg everyone loves my ass i love it, let me post on the internet for even more attention about it aaaaaaa"foidbrain just too predictable
>>34271987She's actually not, but you kneegars are too dumb and tsundere to say she does makeup well and that you are facially blind to how blonde women really look because of all the bottle blondes. (Also her)
Guys or girls, is your room clean?
>>34272028no I shave it every day.that guy didn't lose by shaving imo, he just looks young after
>>34272035> you kneegars are too dumb and tsundere to say she does makeup wellSo just like literally every woman? Retard
>>34272034>sensible bedtimeNta but everytime I wake up early in the morning, I always fall back asleep in the middle of the day and wake up late at night
Aight, I gooned. Goodnight.>>34272036Nope.
>>34272028Actually no. But I don't impose.
>>34272036Not at all.Also, that looks like Chris from symphogear.
>>34272035my natural blonde ex had a similar aesthetic and imo mogs sydney but I can't post pics for obvious reasons.anyway even you are coping with saying "she just does makeup well" like obviously for the professional shoots she's gonna have top-tier makeup jobs, but she's also just outright 10/10 looking
>>34272048Pretty rough
>>34272006If it makes her feel better i will jerk off to her video talking rn
>>34272043>the ever clear super filtered asian woman that is usually much more choppedAll of you are more addicted to porn than I could ever be.
I like when women have a nice underbutt
God cursed me with being chopped but also high libido
>>34272026Body count matters to the extent that your values conflict. There's nothing wrong with believing in the sanctity of sex or for viewing sex casually, and one shouldn't shame the other.>>34272028>Do you like facial hair?Yes. Crazy how he went from my type to my wife's type with just a beard. Crazy work.>>34272029>Femanon opinions on doggystyle?9/10. One of the most comfortable and pleasurable positions, but lacking in intimacy. >insert one of like twenty doggystyle Korrasami pictures I can't post because it's a blue board.>>34272035I don't really like blondes though. At least not with that kind of face card.>>34272038>So just like literally every woman?I thought BV was straight.>>34272050God, her tits are amazing.
>>34272060You will not be tricking me.
>>34272062>Crazy how he went from my type to my wife's type with just a beardDo you prefer big dogs and your wife prefers small dogs?
>>34272028I'm mixed on one hand I wanna look like a badass and get /fit/ to go with it, but on shaving while being skinny is kinda fun.
>>34272062Send me korrasami doggystyle pictures
>>34272006Wtf is that accent
I'm horny (female)
>>34272069ok
>>34272069*grabs your skull*
>>34272069*Cups your pussy with my warm rough hand*This should calm you down
>>34272074Cringe
>>34272062>God, her tits are amazing.you know, I don't really lust for her. I'm just a fan of her general aesthetics. like, sometimes she has nice earings as often as she lets you see the earing-holes. I like that for some reason
>>34272064>Do you prefer big dogs and your wife prefers small dogs?Yes, but she also likes cats a lot more than I do. Me and cats are just too similar, so every time I'm near one, we're just mean mugging each other.>>34272066>Send me korrasami doggystyle picturesHow tho?>>34272071Yeah, but I don't post screenshots of my texts, talking to my wife like a fucking discord kitten.>>34272074>>34272076>CringeNo, he's right. This would immediately make any woman not horny anymore.
>>34272074bro...
Gay men really like me
>>34272078>I don't really lust for her.That makes one of us.
>>34272079Idk what do you useTelegram or discord?Or upload on non blue board like /aco/
>>34272083Not convincing me either.
>>34272084>Or upload on non blue board like /aco/Will do and report back
Men, would you ever date a female cop?
>>34272069>I'm horny (female)What are we supposed to do with this information?
>>34272082>That makes one of us.I think I'm not alone in this. Anyway I need to make some midnight pasta so this is the last from me.
>>34272089What's with the constant ai slop?
>>34272091Make me feel better
>>34272069Hi horny, I'm soup>>34272075I can't figure out the straightest option but my bi ass keeps seeing both as wins
>>34272096Suck that dick, bitch! And do a good fucking job.
>>34272096*Rapes you*
>>34272092I don't care that much about you.
>>34271975Remember, when a woman says "men" she means 9+/10Bottom 80% of men are literally invisible to most women
this thread is what happens when the jannies won't let us be racist anymoregander if u agree
>>34272089Nope, I can't imagine that at all.I wouldn't want to.
>>34272001Those are college-educated women anon! (the joke here is all women are dumb, and they're enabled to be dumb because of simp society)
>>34272105It's AI you dumbshit lol
>>34272108>college-educatedthat's now meaningless, regardless of gender
>>34272109nta (thankfully) but it's not AI, she launched a lingerie line and that was from it
>>34272029>Femanon opinions on doggystyle?Mid
>>34271939I hate to say it, but the only way for you is to get a practice GFForget about hookers, paid sex is nothing like sex had from mutual desire. Hookers will try to make you nut as fast as possible so they can leave and get to the next John. And despite what you hear from deluded anons on this board, they won't be attracted to you. They see hundreds of men every year, the chances that you're their one and only out of that legion of candidates is slim to none.Find a nice girl who likes you even if you don't like her much back, and just go through the motions. It's better if you can find a young girl or one who's determined on never having kids, just so you're not wasting the time of girls who are on the biological clock. Get some experience in the bedroom, have a good time with her, and split peacefully and amicably when you find someone you actually like better. Or who knows, your practice GF might turn into your real wife.
>>34272116nta but gonna followup question while you're here:was wondering what the big hype around prone bone is. never felt that special to me back in the rare-happy-time when I was a sex-haver
>>34272110>>34272114Are you actually too dumb to read more than one sentence at a time?>the joke here is all women are dumb, and they're enabled to be dumb because of simp society>>34272114>My gf never went to college and she is both smarter and funnier than me Guaranteed you're just simping and just overlooking the moments of inane stupidity all women have
>>34272089Nope
The world would be a happier place if the institution of sacred prostitution was accepted
Getting mad at people finding Sweeney hot is the most sour grapes shit
>>34272123LMAO wasn't she married to a white guy too?
>>34272111Oh no not for that reason, I just like doing it for myself. It's weirdly fun
>>34272125history has proven prostitution to be a net negatives multiple times. how else do you think it gets criminalized and recriminalized?
What do you do if you fall in love with the practice gf?
>>34272131she becomes practice-wife
>>34272131you promote her to practice wife and then start making practice kids. Maybe one day you'll even have practice grandkids!
>>34272133he's not capable of this kind of self-recognition and reflection. it's better to just filter it
>>34272125>This schizo again
>>34272130> history has proven prostitution to be a net negatives multiple timesHow so?
>>34272062You should post more of Korra's mom.Respectfully.
I hate gen x so much. Fucking faggot fruitcake accelerationist scum thinking that we can just build le heckin utopia just like heckin star trek!!! And not realizing that the lore alludes to there being fucking carnage on earth before the "utopia". It's funny because a lot of these people are cuckservative but will envision a future of being cattle that spawns food, gets gibs, and does absolutely nothing productive while maintaining a prosperous lifestyle - which is the antithesis to their entire political ideology>dude the jews and people in power are going to let the goyim do whatever the heck the want because there will be so much abundance!Fucking RETARDS
God I love the female figure. I love their curves and softness. If only I had a similarly awe inspiring male figure.
>>34272140Idk my parents were gen x and they just did drugs
>>34272084>>34272088I've posted a bunch in the Avatar thread on /aco/
>>34272143All the olympian booty is making me act up
I dislike being perpetually reminded of how incredibly unattractive I am
>>34272140my parents are gen x, love star trek and are awesome idk sounds like a skill issue
>>34272143>be curious about what is an "awe-inspiring male figure" is to women>have to dig a bit because they don't go about saying things like "this is an awe-inspiring male figure">check their gooning material>it's just a minotaur with minimal physical descriptionw o m e n
>>34272149I also dislike being perpetually reminded of how incredibly unattractive you are
>>34272152Just look at what men think is awe inspiring, women will like it too
>>34272152He billionaired vampirically across the room
>>34272138That guy is a much prettier girl than the one he has tied up, is the point of the pic that he's offering himself as a superior replacement?
>>34272142Your right I'm sorry
I dislike the jeet samefagging his posts because no one interacts with him
>>34272163I also dislike the jeet samefagging his posts because no one interacts with him
I cant sleep agogians. Should I start a new project?
>>34272163he's shaking and trembling as he reports your post
>>34272167What kinda project?
>>34272168From nutting so hard
>>34272163I liked when he instantly deleted his own post and then claimed it was a guy getting banned
>>34272158to be fair it's not much different than the way men write about how she breasted boobily
>>34271942some are flat goddesses instead
>>34272179I think that's the point
>>34272146NTABut that was a bro move
genderhow many levels of 'it's over' are you on right now?
>>34272180the first frame had me thinking she was holding a big sword and I was disappointed.
>>34272186M. All of them. My life success is entirely dependent on "oh look you are actually a genetic superman where toxic chemicals just make your penis bigger and harder"so it's pretty fucking over
>>34272186>only happens if you're in contact with the hard plastic parts and sweating onto themM and I'm 100% fine then, all the parts that touch my body are made of leather (ear cups and the band).
Got my feelings hurt again. When will I learn? How to cope?
>>34272192you don't have leather on your headphones, that's just pleather, ie. synethetic leather ie. PVC or polyurethane ie. plastic
>>34272193Sling the n word with such veracity that you break racial barriers
>>34272186MI use IEMs they're probably giving me more cancer
>>34272195>>34272196I buy real leather parts my man, costs a lot extra but I consider it to be worthwhile. They came with that fake shit and I had it replaced.
>>34272199post picture or u a liar
>>34272200>there's no such thing as real leatherAre you retarded? Even the study itself mentions over ears sometimes use real leather or cloth (I would've picked cloth but it dampens the bass).
>>34272186I tried to choke myself when I got home from work yesterday but was too tired and fell asleep while trying. Weirdly "fuck it we ball" rn I don't know how to explain it
>>34272201I'm saying you didn't put leather on your headphones. you just made it up, just now.
>>34272195>>34272196>>34272200>In general, those headphones feature softer materials, including cloth, pseudo or real leather in the cups and the headbands.did you niggas not even read the article?
>>34272126?
>>34272202Lmfao
>>34272203I had no choice, the fake stuff did that weird flaking thing after I left them in a draw for a few months and I went on an obsessive autistic journey to find the best replacements. I do that with a lot of things desu and it's sort of a hell since it always costs a lot.
>>34272208I didn't buy it because of plastics or whatever, I bought them because of the better quality. I had no idea about any of this plastic stuff until now.
>>34272210so you'd be happy to post a picture showing off your work then wouldn't you? so where's the picture? are u a liar?
>>34272212How about no? That seems to upset you the most kek. You can buy your own leather ones if you want, I don't get why this pisses you off so much. High quality ear pads are a big thing you can read endlessly about on forums, it's how I ended up going that route.
I hope I get another shortstack gf, chubby blondes with huge boobs are great
Are girls with glasses cute? I have to wear something similar to pic related and I think they make me look stupid.
>>34272216I do that too, it's why the original pads rotted away after a few months of disuse. The over ears are more of an occasion thing.
>>34272218Why don't you wear more flattering ones. Round glasses are cute. Those make you look like a 35 year old librarian.
>>34272218I like glasses on girls
>>34272218Yes 100%. Just make sure you wear ones that suit your face shape
>>34271288
>>34272218They're horrid, sorry.
/r/ing over the ear headphone recommendations to wear at the gym
>>34272228Anything you want and then buy cloth ear pads. You can get real leather but it costs a lot more and idk if that would be worth it for some beaters you'd wear at the gym.
>>34272225You can't be bad at sex, men do all the work and you're basically a toy that he uses, just act like you're into it and you'll be fine.
>>34272225I'm going to try to give practical advice. You sound like you might be on the autism spectrum a little bit, and I know you want something that you can just emulate, like a procedure that just makes you good at this. That's not a thing here.You need to relax. Telling a person they must relax rarely works, so you're going to have to try to get into that relaxed and comfortable state by some means that works for you. Then you just need to enjoy and embrace what's going on. Be *selfish*. It's hot when a woman is just hot for the pleasure in the moment. You do those two things, and he shouldn't have any complaints, if he's reasonable.
>>34272233I just play the rain sounds through the speakers most of the time. I had some AirPods but I literally never used them, so I gave them to my girlfriend.
>>34272228that pair that leanbeefpatty always wears
>>34272234You can buy those? How's the sound quality?
>>34272240I have some pretty nice speakers and already had the over ears, so I was pretty set. I only ever used the AirPods for traveling on occasion but it didn't seem worthwhile to hang onto them just for that.
>>34272246Where'd you get em? They seem pretty cool as a weird thing to have kek
Women, how do you feel about Finnigan Fox and his owner both being dead now?
I sorta wish men realized how awful it feels to be under 20% bodyfat as a woman. 25%-30% feels much healthier. Personally Im less fatigued, sore, my mood improves and I feel much fitter oddly enough.
>>34272253sorry I have no sympathies. my sister is under 20% and she's great. methinks the "I'm just 25% because it makes me feel better" is just making excuses for bigger problems and will eat her way to 32%+ under the same justification, it's just a matter of time.
How do you keep a fwb from wanting more?
>>34272258impossible. if both parties are psychopathic enough to fuck without catching feelings, they STILL team up.
>>34272253>>3427225720-30 is normal. Sub20 for women is like sub9 for menPersonally I've been 8 or 9 my whole life and I feel not great.
>>34272258You don't, it happens with one side eventually and all hell breaks loose if it's not reciprocated.
I've been single for a couple of years. Some of my relatives and coworkers said they would help set me up with single women they know but they never followed through their actions. Why do people do that?
>>34272259>>34272261So consistent sex is only possible if I keep hunting or actually build a bond huh
>>34272262people like to say things to help others but actually following through takes work. nobody is going to actually help you.
>>34272266It sucks how people make empty promises. How can I meet single women?>>34272267Are you suggesting that they did ask single women if they were interested in me and they rejected me without me knowing?
Woman. Have you ever used cum as your daily dose of protein?
>>34272269>It sucks how people make empty promises. How can I meet single (worthwhile) women?I... I have no idea.
>>34272243So why are the men "gestating", anon? Sounds kinda gay and feminine, anon.
>>34272279Dude I'm white wtf is wrong with you? Get a life.
You’re strapped up. YOU’RE strapped up! You’re going to jail!
>>34272281I saw their thread yesterday morning and thought the same thing it feels like I reading a vague gay fantasy
Has a cute guy ever completely you turned you off during a first date? How did he do it?
>>34272285You're genuinely retarded.
>>34272218They do make you look stupid.
>>34272292Nigga u look like Sam Hyde when he waa blond
>>34272298NTA but you use other people's image every single time you use one. Plus he's posted himself multiple times being a retard.
>>34272300Fuck you're not wrong.
>>34272303Finngolian ancestry
>>34271907Women, if a girl asks for a break is it over? Please be honest.
>>34272275I haven’t found this to be the case lmao
my goal is to get my ex to block me on everything. then I can rest. is this stupid or what?she made a profile pic that said "anon stop stalking" but then changed it the next day. On one hand I do want to stalk her for real. I have been very crazy since she broke up with me. I think i've been struggling with my shadow.
>>34272275Oh really? I thought they liked set ups as opposed to meeting someone who was a complete stranger.
>>34272310Dude let it go.
>>34272309Kek you're obsessed with india mate.
Thoughts on jestergooning?
>>34272307A break is just her sampling another dick without it being cheating
>>34272316Idk but I've rubbed my dick red and swollen from jacking off 6 times in the past hour
>>34272312yeah I know. I've been reading a book called Letting Go. I've been doing yoga and I've been doing so much. I've even kissed other girls, fucked one. I am trying my hardest.I can't let go. I'm afraid I'll never have a girl like her again. that's my fear at the core at which I must let go. Perhaps its due to feeling inadequate in myself. Although I've acheived goals I've set down over the years, I don't feel masculine enough. This girl really tried to immasculate me. I'm going through a transofrmation. I dont care how she thinks of me at this point. In fact I want her to think of me as a monster. Iw ant her to regret meeting me. I'm sure she does. im sure she hates me
>>34272321Have you tried not being a child
>>34272321I feel stupid. i feel unmanly. I feel weak. I feel old.I am afraid and I'm acting out of fear and low forms of energy and I hate it but I fight it every day. EVERY FUCKING DAY. She was nex tot me and I wanted it ot be forever. I wanted to die I was so happy with her. I thought I should have killed myself with her in my presence so that it would be a good death. and that I didn't have to bare the rest of my life without her.
State GenderIf your hypothetical child absorbed their twin in utero would you tell them or would you take that secret with you to the grave?
>>34272324how am I being a child?how am I being immature? can you explain how what I'm writing is immature?
>>34272327Dude every damn gas station in my area is run by Muslims. I wish I was lying, but you're right they're all over the world and I'm not thrilled about it desu.
>>34272326MIt happens pretty often, I don't think it's a big deal
>>34272328This whole “I must imprint myself onto her forever” is a child’s motivation. It’s a tantrum, a craven way to turn away from the mature and adult response of taking it in stride. You’re feeding the demon by focusing on her. If you just let it pass instead of writing out these insane rants about stalking her and making her hate you, you’d feel better
>>34272330i dont use discord niggah>>34272333yeah I know my rants sound insane. I wish I didn't acquire it. im feeding the demon. The demon is me going and seeing her profile picture and now I'm blocked so now I can't feed the demon. that was my point. the demon is the potential that I could message her and now I can't so I thought that it should help me forget her because I already went months without trying to contact her, months trying ot shut her out of my mind. stopping, breathing, saying no when she's brought up. I spent months right after pouring over conversations we had, that was horrible but I got passed that and now I'm here. Is it so wrong?
>>34272336>Is it so wrong?Yes lol, it is creating anxiety and stress for you, not the good kind you can utilize to improve your lot. You’re just obsessing. I get it bro, I too have stalked a bitch. You get over it when you allow yourself to close the door. You do that by getting that energy out in a self contained place that isn’t for a performance. You don’t share it with anons, they don’t care and you know that.
>>34272307Not a woman but yes, it’s over. Like the other anon said, she’s seeing if the grass really is greener. If it is (even if it’s greener for only a few months) she’ll break up with you. I’ve experienced it and I’ve seen it countless times. I’ve never seen a relationship come back from a break
>>34272342Aye. I figured. I’ve been through it before, just hoping and coping I suppose. It is what it is.
What happened to the board /qa/? Was it deleted?
>>34272347Yes, that board was how the big poof disappear happened.
>>34271960>SlutWhy do you have to do anon like that?
>>34272349>big poof disappearWhat was that?
>>34272351The shutdown.
>>34272330>Kill your self discord groomerSays the jeet "dating" a child
>>34272321You BPD or something?
>>34272307Yes
>>34272258You don’t, you move on
>>34272355maybe. ive had some hard years recently. lost many jobs following my mother's death.sought independence to the point of homelessness in a foreign country. mood swings like crazy. IM SO COOL AND ANTI HERO AND DAMAGEDI just want to be happy, my mom told me to just be happy as I drowned in anger about her cancer. I choked until my head fell off to keep from crying so much that I just started to only be angrythis girl had my mom's name. she had a smile that lit me up. her touches were so feminine and elegant, she cooked for me and I finally felt like I was at home. and then she started to mess with me and eventually left me. I need to make my own home within myself
I'm surprised that I'm not filtered more often.
I am just falling sown a rabbithole of cute women who are homeless on Tiktok.Such an odd thing.
>>34272363I'm ENTP and I think you're gay>>34272339yeah I was doing ok but then I did this and have been crying again.I have stopped getting angry and yelling. I might be okish after this. I dont knowI need to find that door how do I lose it etc
>>34272367Examine what it is in yourself that is drawn to this person.
>>34272365>34272371You two are more annoying than BlueValkyrie.
>>34272364Damn, anon. You're troubled. No wonder you're obsessed with that chick because you feel like that relationship was giving your mom a second life. Any chance you could see a shrink or something?
>>34272291>Has a cute guy ever completely you turned you off during a first date? How did he do it?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h43bwfy7dDM
Women, would you give Baelor some head?
>>34272383Well, you can crash out at a priest for free. Lol
I was a baddie back in high school and now I'm a fucking loser
>>34272390Males cannot be baddies
>>34272390Did you get railed by the football team
>>34272403What do you want me to do, shit in the sink?
You know it's the trooning hours when posts like >>34272390 start appearing.
>>34272099>brown man>>34272408>BWC
I thought I was fucking crazy until you nutty bastards arrived. Jesus Christ
>>34272408How are indians bad for the environment?
>>34272410Maybe ENTJ is a paki and that's why he's so obsessed with indians
>>34272099>She wants to cosplay as ICE while I attempt to rape her as a brown manSo she thinks the white role suits her better than you, huh
So when's janny gonna get here and delete half the thread again
>>34272383That’s not in yourself. Why did you feel at home? Why did feeling larger than life feel important to you?
I think if I was born in the 60s I would've gotten bullied relentlessly despite my best efforts, and realized that I'm a powerless weakling way sooner and killed myself before the age of 20. Modern times are too soft.
>>34272427That Chick is wife material
>>34272430It's AI slop, which is kind of ironic.
Time's like this is why atoga was a mistake.
>>34272432>It's AI slop, which is kind of ironichttps://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/canadian-woman-arrested-for-anti-indian-hate-graffiti-in-toronto-subway-system-101769246551792.html
>>34272285>JAI SHRE RAMWhat does this mean? I don't speak Hindi
Hi gongeous
>>34272437>I literally cucked you with your thread JHPot calling the kettle shitter
>>34272434I just wait until somebody enjoyable and interesting is on.Not worth really posting atm.
>>34272447I had a good question but I got distracted with a substack article and making dinner
Why do guys do that thing where they punch air at you and then proceed to tackle hug you?
>>34271975if im going to get rejected anyways. might as well get rejected by the hotter ones
>>34271997this math checks out when you understand that 80-90% of men are invisible to women
>>34272028my beard is the only thing that is saving me from looking like a complete blob
>>34272455What?
>>34272460I know im not the only one.
>>34272457Was that the Toronto guy?
>>34272434I'm personally just waiting for this one guy to go to sleep, but that's probably going to take a while. He's like Pakistani or something and it's just 3PM over there.
>>34272443>such a a cringeWhy are you stuttering, little bro?
GenderWhat do you give the homeless?
>>34272459>leave out his tourney lance strategy>add fart jokeBravo HBO
>>34272461What do you mean punch air at you. I think they're just excited to see you.
>>34272467MMoney, hugs, food, a sympathetic ear
>>34272467MI hold nothing but contempt for them
>>34271975How can a man live peacefully with a brunette for the rest of his life knowing there are Blondes out there
>>34272464Australian.
I'm thinking of creating an online dating profile but I'm scared that people I know will stumble across my profile and laugh at me for resorting to online dating. Am I thinking too much?
is it true that girls get off to the idea of their bfs with other menmy gf is obsessed with that corny ass hockey show and its making me wonder if that trope might actually be true
>>34272467MI only ever knew one homeless person and she decided to not want anything from me.>>34272454>dinnerNot even lunch time for me yet.
>>34272483I usually get home around 3:30 am and have dinner by 4:30 or 5
Legitimate question, how's this guy still allowed on /adv/?
>>34272486Janny doesn't give a shit.
>>34272484Sounds more like breakfast.
>>34272487Fair enough.
>>34272486He drives traffic and engagement. Also dodges bans constantly >>34272489My schedule is 100% inverted from a normal one, I usually wake up at 4 pm for work at 6pm
>>34272487Nta, they ban me for the dumbest shit and this stupid faggot gets to roam free every night. They'll probably ban me for this too. This site is basically the moderation of Reddit and the user base of Twitter.
>>34272139I was never really into Korra but damn her mom is hot
>>34272139>hair handlesThis is a blue board.
>>34272486He's not. He'll get banned eventually. The janitors are just not online currently or something. He gets booted from every thread.
>>34272486Which guy?
>>34272501Toronto pajeet
>>34272501The One going retardo about india ENTJ
Damn the UFC ring girls got stacked since I was a kid
Dead thread. These are the final days for atoga aren't they.
Men, if a woman had a back massager, would you suspect she masturbates with it? I don't know if I have to hide it
>>34272535I'd assume a woman has tried to get herself off with basically any vibrating object she has including her phone.
>>34272534/atoga/ is finally kill, and you know who killed it
>>34272536Shit...It just lies on my nightstand. Does every man who sees it assume I'm a coomer?
>>34272541I just think yep she's probably used to get off. If you never bring it up or use it in bed I'd probably just stop associating it with a coom wand. Have you actually used it for that or not.
>>34272544>Have you actually used it for that or not.I do but not just for that, I massage my back and neck with it too
>>34272544>used to*Used that to
>>34272545Well then my intuition would be correct lol it's a multipurpose item I guess. Not like guys don't have their fair share of weird objects they've used.
What sort of date spots do introverted stay-at-home girls actually like? The ones outside her house. This one likes indoor shit like games and streaming services
>>34272547>Not like guys don't have their fair share of weird objects they've usedguys just use their hands
>>34272549We can get creative
>>34272550maybe you but "guys" just use their hands normally
>>34272552I'm certain most dudes have experimented with weird shit it's just something you never admit to
I just cleaned my computer desk and my TV wall unit.I hadn't cleaned it in probably around a month and there was so much dust on it ffs.State gender.When was the last time you cleaned something bigger thoroughly in your place?No, I am not talking about your genitals.
>>34272554MMy workbench was a mess and I was looking for these two tiny metal shims that I lost. Had months worth of tools and scraps and projects and shit just piled on that I cleaned up. But I only found one shim.
>>34272554FI cleaned my kitchen stove today
Why would my bf tell his ex that knowing she's in the country makes him feel less lonely? Is this something to be jealous over? This was in an old friend group chat months ago, and he then told her about me and was bragging me up as expected. But he did also say I "nerfed" him, in respect to how he used to be very reckless and impulsive AND used to flirt with girls online. The connotation seemed very negative, while he insists he is happy to date me to my face.
>>34272559Chad always wins it seems
>>34272559Typical moid shit
>>34272561I guess. He's a 5'3" tiny brown guy but he is a cutie.Should I leave him for it or what? We're coming up on 2 years soon.>>34272562Yeah I guess so. In fairness I briefly spoke with an ex last year but I was just telling him to fuck off and get mental health help.
>>34272559How did you get access to his messages and why did you decide to pry into them, though?
>>34272566>We're coming up on 2 years soon.And you are still not sure about behaviour like this?Assuming you are not just LARPing, that's rather unusual, what did he say about it?
>gf broke up with me>mutual friend (f) blames my ex-gf for it, not being a good partner (rightly so)>3 weeks later>mutual friend is upset at me for fucking up the friend group dynamic and wants me to make things less awkwardWhy isn't she telling my ex-gf to make things less awkward, she's the one who broke up with me
>>34272567He volunteered his passcode a while ago, so I decided to check. There were no signs of cheating otherwise anywhere else.He has gone through my phone multiple times, in front of me and likely behind my back as I leave it with him frequently. We have this sort of relationship.>whyI have no intuition or anything I'm just insecure.>>34272569I haven't confronted him about it yet.A couple months back I felt randomly insecure about her and he reassured me that she even knows about me and is supportive (which is true, she was very nice about it). He then removed her from his social media, they just share the dead group chat.It's the wording and everything that upset me though. But perhaps wrongly? Or maybe correctly judging by these reactions.
>>34272566In my opinion it's not severe enough to leave him for it. Moids do shit like that all the time, they love telling their exes "look, I've got a new gf". If he wanted to fuck her he would go out of his way for you not to see the texts, like use the self-deleting messages or something. Men are dumb but they become very clever when trying to hide cheating
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34272574>We have this sort of relationship.>I have no intuition or anything I'm just insecure.Uh, well good luck.>>34272576Die in a fucking fire already.
women what compels you to pretend to be excited for a date youre going to cancel anyway
I see my ex twice a week in the workplace. Surely she'll quit her job.
>>34272592how do you know shes not on crystalcafe posting the exact same thing about you?
>>34272594CC is full of trannies and incels invading.
>>34272594I honestly wouldn't be surprised. She's an introverted nerd with weird ideas in her head as well.
>>34272535I assume most of the sexual satisfaction that women get is from banging some dude or multiple dudes.
>>34272536>literally me
>>34272605>sexual satisfaction>sex with menlol
I was warned that if I went to the Enchanted Woods the satyrs would sodomize me and the dryads would suck my soul out through my penis. But I went there anyway and bathed nude in the stream, hoping to be set upon and ravished by these creatures.
Sorry haters, but he and Charlie the Unicorn are all the proof I need that classic YouTube was just better.
>>34272618Then I'm misunderstanding the reasons why they still have a lot of sex with men.
Females, what's the most ridiculous thing a guy has asked you to say to him during sex?
Activating Actualizer
>>34272630NTA, men don't usually agree to long or short term relationships unless there's sex involved. And you can't know how bad sex is until you've tried it. I agreed to it thinking it looked pleasurable in porn and then spent years inventing excuses and ways to avoid doing it with my bf.Besides, isn't there a crisis of men not getting laid because women don't want to fuck them?
>>34272629Sorry to you too but I need my daily dose of ChudWranglerAgarthan1488 to tell me what to think about women and stuff
>>34272632I was asked to try to have a normal conversation with him while he fucked me.
EMO ANTHONY IS LOVEEMO ANTHONY IS LIFE
>>34272629I am 20yo and was born somewhere else. Who the fuck is that?
>>34272535>>34272541You're stupid if you think this is a bad thing.Everybody masturbates.And if you don't, you most likely have some severe issues.Stop being so insecure.
>>34272632For me it wasn't what he asked but how. While I was going down on him he told me to tell him "I love your dick", so I took it out of my mouth and I did. Then he chastised me and told me no say it with the dick in your mouth. So I put just the head in and was still able to say it almost normally. He wasn't satisfied with that i guess, so he pushed it almost all the way in my mouth, as far as he knew I could take it and told me again. Now I could barely even say it coherently which is what he was going for and it was embarrassing and humiliating. I hated him for it and I'm sure it is something he picked up from porn.
Threads been so dead since QT got nicked by the bobbies. Really makes you wonder how much legwork he was putting in with alternate personas.
>>34272649His name is “Emo” Anthony Padilla. He was a YouTube funnyman from 2005-2013, and then mysteriously disappeared in 2014. But I will always cherish the memories he has graced us.
>>34271929Please
I exhale my bitterness
Its just gross is just blood everywhere
What fresh hell is the day bringing each of you?
>>34272677My own ugliness
>>34272654Typed by one male hand
>>34272674absolutely, a ick of the highest order.
>>34272671Blood libel against my people, yes.
>>34272686No
>>34272657After Stardew left the place went quiet, she drew so many people to Atoga
>>34272691Who
>>34272691The discord glory days were BIBLICAL mate
>bf leaves his butt plug somewhere visible>invites friends over>his friend sees it and laughs at me>tell him it's not mine (i'm not a retard who leaves their sex toys lying around and it's important that people know this)>bf malds and stonewalls me afterwardsWhat the fuck was I meant to do?
Have you ever recovered from something doctors didn’t know how to treat? How did you do it?
>>34272693Bi millionaire hottie. She was super nice
>>34272694Remember the secret female one? Drove guys crazy lol
I think I should go be a monk then it won’t matter what I look like and what I achieve, I can just focus on meditating
>>34272636>Besides, isn't there a crisis of men not getting laid because women don't want to fuck them?I think the crisis is more about women thinking that the vast majority of men aren't worth spending any sort of time with in a romantic context. It's not just sex. The fact that women end up feeling underwhelmed by sex with men is already a given, especially if those women have previously fucked guys on dating apps.
>>34272709>especially if those women have previously fucked guys on dating apps.Why come? Women have an even lower orgasm rate with ONS.
PLAP
>>34272697If doctors can’t treat you it means it’s untreatable. There is no recovery, only adapting.
>>34272423it happened!
>>34272700stardew was a man. he has many larps itt and namedrops them constantly.
>>34272271Men don't want to be made to cum everyday, so no.
>>34272724Disco-chan, meanwhile, is a biological woman who curses god for not giving her a penis.
>>34272729Not by you, at least.
>>34272713I don't know and I find it hard to think like a woman would because I don't have their experiences. Supposedly a guy's physical appearance can determine how memorable a sexual experience was, and assuming women tend to have ONS only with great looking guys, fucking an average one is going to feel like a huge downgrade from that standpoint. I'm not sure what sexual satisfaction is to women, if not a combination of things like getting the unattainable man, his social status, his charisma and so forth, rather than simply a gratifying orgasm.
>>34272732No, at all.
>>34272310Stalking is stupid dude, you're a stalker, on the low road
>>34272736You make men's dicks go soft.
Male bodies are so warm and nice to touch
>>34272326I want to be told so I'd tell them. I KNOW WHAT I DID TO STEPHEN ON THE WOMB
>>34272657Fuck you, it's been actually acceptable now that that worthless piece of shit is not spamming it up all the fucking time.
>>34272739Gaaaaaay
I want to make a joke but korraposter would respond and fuck that
>>34272695Did correct move. Let him mald
girls:just found out my bro has a white nighty and open-bottom lingerie lying on a cabinet in his room.does he have a girl or is he a closeted transvestite?like, how likely is it for a girl to forget lingerie at her bf's house?he said he used to have a hs gf, but i don't see any signs of girls at his place.
>>34272739Aren't female bodies warmer?
>>34272735Why make statements like >The fact that women feel [x] is already a given, especially if those women did [y]if you don't know anything about the topic, have no experience, can't imagine what it's like, and have neither discussed the topic with women nor looked into statistics?>Supposedly a guy's physical appearance can determine how memorable a sexual experience was, and assuming women tend to have ONS only with great looking guys, fucking an average one is going to feel like a huge downgrade from that standpoint. I'm not sure what sexual satisfaction is to women, if not a combination of things like getting the unattainable man, his social status, his charisma and so forth, rather than simply a gratifying orgasm.Every part of this is completely alien to me. It doesn't resemble my experiences with sex or sexuality in any way. I don't understand what you're trying to communicate or learn through making claims such as these.
How is your motion today, white boys?
>>34272738I know you're just trying to intentionally troll me. It's not going to work because you're a shit post.
>>34272749The opposite
Ugh
>>34272754I would rather be a shit post than a fat piece of shit like you.
>>34272753Stagnant.
>>34272752I assumed that since women have signlificantly more sexual experience than most of us, their perception of sexuality is elaborate and refined. Whereas in the case of men, and this corresponds to your own statement, our sexual drive is focused on getting laid and getting sex from women.I've come across some statistics but the academia likes to focus on women in relationships, married people, committed women. There isn't much interest in surveying the world of hookups, perhaps because that'd make women look worse and there are a lot of female researchers (so it would be poor form to work on things that end up making peers uncomfortable).
>>34272761But you are a fat piece of shit just for posting.
Should moose knuckle be outlawed?
>>34271975I am. I mean I think she's pretty and hot even if she doesn't think so but I've been chasing the girl in after for a while and things are better than ever. I think the walls are finally coming down and I like her a lot. In the private discord we share she's changed her username to the pet name I gave her and she's sending lewd art unprompted and stuff pretty often. She's more comfortable talking about herself sexually and has made a lot of progress in that regard.I'm also smitten, I really enjoy talking with her and spending time with her.
Men, how's your gspot today?
>>34272765That's the problem. I know I can get laid if I want so I am focused on the more refined standard of having satisfying sex, as in being aroused and experiencing an orgasm. But that feels unachievable and risky for me as a heterosexual woman so I simply don't have sex.Married people represent a large portion of data concerning relationships because those are the only registered and therefore statistically observable relationships.What do you think the current data suggests? How would hookup surveys differ from that data?
>>34272782Not great, likely inflamed
>>34272779The clothing brand? I hate it.
>>34272782Not very sensitive right now but usually it requires getting aroused before my prostate swells up and gets more sensitive.
women: how to bridge the orgasm gap?
Would you survive in jail
>>34272782My what now?
>>34272783That's sad. I could make you cum fucking hard. I don't know why so many guys don't make women cum. It's really not that hard.
>>34272788With your tongue >>34272789Nah
>>34272745>I want to make a joke but korraposter would respond and fuck thatHere's that (You) you were begging for.>>34272695>What the fuck was I meant to do?Maybe he'll learn to put his ass cork away when he's done with it.>>34272677>What fresh hell is the day bringing each of you?My clutch is starting to slip.>>34272507>Damn the UFC ring girls got stacked since I was a kidThey're all OF models now.>>34272789>Would you survive in jailI'd likely thrive. Women's prisons are jokes. Your biggest threat in there is rapey guards.
>>34272789Probably no, I'd get crazy with no access to moids
I just need some sleep
Shouldn't men try to regrow their foreskins?
>>34272783According to the information available, for hookups women usually select based on good genes and markers of high testosterone. Men who smell good rather than having no odor or smelling clean. Men who are evidently narcissistic and more assertive than the rest (with some carefully crafted restraints, because according to studies women prioritize safety, but enough "vetted" men exist especially with the advent of Tea and FB groups). All of this in principle suggests a higher likelihood of those men being sexually appealing, because the criteria are about physicality and sex appeal.So while those few men who get to have hookups clearly look hot and behave like sex gods, they fail to deliver or can't deliver because the women they bang aren't actually compatible with them. There's just some sort of illusion in play.However, the topic of interest to me is how the experiences women have with those men affect their standards and expectations. Studies show that women sort men differently based on "relationship potential" and "hookup potential" but that's at starting level. The studies observe hypothetical preferences, they don't observe the outcomes of women having many different flavors of casual sex.
This just in: I am a full blown weirdo.
>>34272812Why
>>34272798Pick me
RIP Pop Smoke
>>34272815Why do I have to defend my personal perspective of myself? Also, wouldn't be here if I wasn't
Is squeeze good or bad in context of anything sexo?
>>34272826Like the band or?
>>34272822Did you do something specific though
>>34272828The event of squeezing
>>34272832You're gonna have to be more specific
>>34272794>They're all OF models now.Good for them honestly
>>34272785Ouch, poor moid>>34272787Most conscious sexual moid itt
>>34272832Squeezing what, squeezing how
>>34272839>if you're a flaming homo that loves to play with his prostate then you're "conscious"Just admit you're only attracted to gay men BV.
>>34272840In any of the ways you imagine it
>>34272841Men knowing about their body is just hot. I hate that only gay men do it.
>>34272844I'm not using my brain for you. Say it.
>>34272844Ok then it's both good and bad
>>34272847Squeezing any part of his/her body with any part of his/her body
>>34272849Still this >>34272848
>>34272848When is it good?When is it bad?
>>34272849Tfw I want to squeeze all parts of >him
>>34272853AY BACK OFF, THAT'S MY THING
>>34272851Ask more specific questions or that's all you're gonna get for an answer
How do I know when self improvement efforts are backfiring vs just growing pains?/things getting worse before they get better
>>34272856Be more specific, what are you doing that could actually make your life worse
>>34272855Why can't you just answer the question already?? You can leave out the "what if he bear hugs her toes" and just highlight good squeezes or bad squeezes.
>>34272854Are you sure? Is that official?kek
>>34272859I give up You can't want to know that badly if this is how you go about it
>34272794No I don't want (you)s from youThat's the pointI wish I could filter my posts so you couldn't see them
>>34272857For example someone starts working out but they injure themselves and now can no longer exercise or live the life they lived before they started exercisingOr someone starts socializing and makes a bad impression Or someone starts eating healthy and develops an allergy Stuff like that
>>34272853Him™ and >him are taken. The registered trademark and copyright symbols are fair game however.
Bigger red flag: a dozen+ failed long term relationships or 4 failed marriages?
>>34272869Those are just bad results, they still improved. If you permanently broke your shoulder lifting that's bad, but if you became a runner afterwards that's good. One bad impression doesn't mean you failed at becoming more social
>>34272872Depends on the reason for the divorce.. one may have been gay (amicable), one could have been emotionally abusive, one may have died or cheated. I hate questions like this.
>>34272873What does it mean then
>>34272867Same.
Sex 2 just announced
>>342728724 failed marriagesdepending on how you define "long term" they're both pretty big red flags though
>>34272876NtaIf you try zero times you fail zero times.If you try 100 times you're bound to fail a few of those times. The potential for a win is worth more than preventing a loss through inaction.
This girl i got to college with pulled out of our 2nd date 3 hours before we were supposed to meet telling me she wasnt "feeling it". This happened on Monday. Now, at college, she keeps looking at me and she even went up to this guy right in front of me and started flirting with him. What's her problem? I was nothing but kind to her and accepted her last minute rejection gracefully, yet she's clearly trying to evoke something.
>>34272887She's looking at you because she's worried you're going to confront her about it dude. No games you just got rejected.
>>34272841You're just a retard. It's not worth having an actual conversation because you're quite literally too fucking stupid for it.
>>34272891Maybe, but the obvious flirting right in front of my face is just nasty.
>>34272811>enough "vetted" men exist especially with the advent of Tea and FB groups)What % of the female population do you believe uses Tea and these FB groups for it to have population-wide effects on mating strategy? I personally like the idea but I can't see how it could be implemented without risking women's safety. Men seem to be aggressively against these groups and eager to retaliate and doxx the women who want to avoid abusive men.>few men who get to have hookupsHow many fewer men than women have hookups? With a source, please.>Studies show that women sort men differently based on "relationship potential" and "hookup potential"This is also true for men. Does this behavior not affect men's standards and expectations?
>>34272897What's she supposed to do? Ask the guy to go somewhere else with her to flirt? You went on one date. It's not like you were an actual couple. Not to be harsh but, get over it.
>>34272841The best possible thing you can do is ignore her and move on. If she doesn't like you you'll look like a chad for not being invested and needing her and being able to move on like that. If she does like you she'll wonder why you aren't saying something and she'll blame herself for playing games and will capitulate and do things on your terms. Either way you win.
>>34272897if you think that was her intent then it's a red flag and it should make it easier for you to move on.
>>34272900She selects a guy in a quiet room who is right in front of me and begins flirting with him. It was intentional , she kept side eyeing me too. I'm not arguing that she didn't do it on purpose because I was there and my mate noticed it too.
>>34272902True
>>34272903It's hopeless you are a manchild playing manbaby games.Captcha >Identify the one which doesn't have a pairThat would be you.
>>34272903I think you dodged a bullet and she’s weird
>>34272903She was side eyeing you because you were there and she recently rejected you. She would have preferred you not be there, but you were, so. I mean this nicely but you're over inflating your importance to her a lot here. What you see as something she's doing to bother you is actually something she's doing despite being bothered by your presence.
>>34272872You'd have to be 50+ to have had 12 long term relationships. It'd be a very strange and unfortunate pattern to have lived your whole adulthood getting dumped 2-3 years in so I assume that is when the person's mask slips and they become a shitty partner.4 failed marriages says that the person is quick to commit and doesn't hold marriage or the church in high regard. It'd be a red flag for sure but not an outright deal breaker like the senior citizen who can't hold a relationship past 2 years.
I would fuck up an edible arrangement rn
>>34272874There is literallly no world where four failed marriages in one lifetime does not reflect poorly on you unless you're a literal slave being coerced/sold into said marriages. Not one example. It simply does not happen.
>>34272909I'm the one playing games? Okay, man. I asked her out straightforwardly and accepted her last-minute rejection straightforwardly and gracefully. I'm just asking ATOGA because I want to see why a woman would do this, more curiosity.>>34272910She is very highly strung.
>>34272911She flirted with a random ugly dude who was one computer in front of me out of nowhere. Dude, fuck off, it was obviously for me.
>>34272919How did your first date go? Why did you like her if she’s a drama seeker?
>>34272919You're thinking about it at all. You're involved in the game. You're literally playing it. If you were a man and not a manchild you would just move on because you have shit you're doing.
>>34272921I think you need to get over yourself and your hurt feelings and view the situation objectively. She's stated she doesn't care about you. Believe her and stop putting energy into this.
>>34272924Im allowed to notice some shit and ask a question on 4chan nigga, sheesh.>>34272923She talked a lot about her mental health issues, obsession with rabbits, and didn't thank me for the lunch I bought her.
>>34272927Why did you even want a second date
>>34272927>didn't thank me for the lunch I bought herYeah wtf this >>34272929
>>34272929I like to give girls a couple dates even if they're weird on the first; some people are nervous and act odd. She also found me hot first and it got back to me, I then asked her out.
>>34272896meltie alert.
>>34272933You have to be 18 to be on 4chan.
>>34272933Sorry it went badly
>>34271907Reminder that she has a disgusting bellybutton. She found the perfect sport to hide it.
I wish guys asked me out just because I told someone else I think they’re hot, lol
How does atoga fight temptation?
>>34272943Impotence
I want to get my underwear super sweaty and jerk off with it and get my scent all over it, and then wrap it around femanons face.
>>34272943More weed
>>34272943Resolutely. I allow myself to fantasize without ever actually indulging.
>>34272954Future serial killer statement.
>>34272943Temptation to do what? Quit my job? Fake an orgasm? Dump my bf? I just assess risk vs reward and act according to that.
Alright enough gay questions time for some serious discussion of very serious matters.State gender.Who would win and rape the other? Epstein or Diddy and why?Epstein rape Diddy or Diddy rape Epstein?1v1, no Mossad or glowie backing.
I'm going to write about pissing on a girls face.
>>34272961I vote Diddy because Epstein would never stoop to sticking his dick in a black person.
women: did you have a partner like picrel or did you ever have such?
>>34272968>(she broke up with him)
>>34272971It's very obvious a man wrote that post
>>34272972It's very obvious this is a woman coping.
>>34272961It would be Epstein because he has a 15 year age difference with Diddy, meaning the only time this would ever happen is when Epstein is like 22-25 and Diddy is 7-10 or whatever.
Femanons, could you get a spot on Baywatch?
Everyone is so stupid except for me
>woman I know doesn't think she's sexy>I tell her she is>nonono I'm not Should I just send her bulge pics of f when I get hard whenever I even talk to her?
I'm jumpin' off drugs, I'm jumpin' off drugs (Don't do that, my nigga)I'm jumpin' off drugs, I'm jumpin' off drugs (Don't do that, my nigga)I'm jumpin' off drugs, I'm jumpin' off drugs (Don't do that, my nigga)
>>34272980ooops kekin whitey tighties?
>>34272984No, in long legging cold weather under armor.
RIP /atoga/We hardly knew ye.
>>34272968>nice hair, has friends, buys me popcorn at the cinema <3 <3She's just describing a generic normie himbo. Yeah, I had a bf like that, and then I dumped him because he went out with his work wife and told me it was easier to ask for forgiveness than a permission.
>>34272989Women will have a dozen orbiters then dump you for having one work wife.
>>34272990The difference there is that men want to fuck their opposite gender friends while women don't.
Literally just look ahead.
>>34272992Me, standing in the periphery: "hey"
>>34272992Can't you just stop hiding in the bushes wanking your willy to little girls so they don't grow up paranoid and misandrist?
>>34272990Even if it is Henry Cavill, you are just insecure and overreacting.>>34272991Difference is, men will fuck any gender and women usually won't.
>>34272991Why don't women fuck their male friends? Maybe they'd have better success in dating if they fucked people who were friends first instead of "not wanting to risk those relationships" or whatever. I genuinely just think women enjoy suffering.
>>34272995Maybe you should just hold my hand and walk with me and you can scan the periphery and I can look straight ahead?
>>34271975state genderexplain to me how this is not a 6/10 mid girl?
>>34272997That is how every relationship I know of has started though, it's men who insist that cold approaching is good and women should be open to it.
>>34273000Male. That seems like an accurate score and that's okay.
>>34271907This is a genuine question. Women, what is your relationship with your vagina? I'm guessing that it'll be fundamentally different due to the fact that it's not directly observable by you. Unlike men, women cannot see themselves without the help of a mirror. This feels so odd to me
>>34272992>>34272995I decided to go out one night to CVS, not even late at night, just at like 8pm people still out, and saw this guy ankle deep in dirt to the side in bushes, no phone, nothing, just chilling next to a bus stop.It's a shit state and you don't tell people to cut out weird behavior so I just kept walking. After that I don't really blame women, there really are just random people out in bushes doing nothing.I've also seen women out in like 30 degree weather with their ass cheeks out in just a t shirt and shorts at 1 am, so I can also say sometimes women are asking for it.Both sexes can be right about the other sex sometimes, as a treat.
>>34273000Firstly, top 40% is not mid, it's above average. Secondly, not even looking at her face or availability, her age, race and BMI alone would put her in a minority much narrower than 40% of the female population.
>>34273000Because she's 5/10
B cups ok thin, pale women is the best aesthetic.
A foid tried to steal my wallet on the subway todayWhy are women like that?
>>34272968Different physical specs, not really princess treatment and a few other changes but I did. He dumped me.
The comté on this freshly baked sourdough is scrumptious. Too bad no femanon to share with.
>>34272987Who killed it
Lowkey I feel like a creep as a 27 year old guy flirting with a 21 year old woman
Shittt my face hurts lmao
>>34273029Next time I will shit on your stupid face even harder.
>>34273004Huh, this is harder to answer than I would've guessed.I guess I don't have a relationship with it as a thing separate from the rest of my body? I remember thinking it was ugly as a teenager when it grew into it's adult form but I got over it.
>>34273004>Unlike men, women cannot see themselves without the help of a mirror.The most virginal statement in this thread.
>>34271907My friend/ex-boss crush sometimes visits me at work. She often asks if I'm working that day and "acts disappointed" if I say I'm not, but if I am there she heads down after she finishes her work and hangs around til I finish. This time I asked her if she wanted to join me for icecream as we were getting into our cars. She agreed without hesitation and we ended up hanging out at the icecream shop for 2 hours and another hour in the carpark. We just talked about stuff. Laughed a bit but didn't really flirt imo like how we normally flirted when we worked together.Was this a date or just hanging out? Also was it lame that I paid when the shop attended asked if paying together or seperate
>>34273025You did.
>>34273041How
Women, is wlw or mlm smut hotter?
>>34273045>Like that.
>>34273039gonna be honest, i wouldn't recommend getting involved with a current coworker under any circumstances. plenty of women act under the assumption that it's socially unacceptable for coworkers to ask them out, so even if they flirt and spend time with you outside work, they're doing it because they think you won't take it a step further. and as a man who's been hit on by multiple female coworkers, it's really uncomfortable when it's not mutual. not because i think it's gross - the morale boost knowing women think i'm attractive and interesting is great - but because i feel bad seeing them every day knowing i might've hurt them and they have to still see me every day.that said, if you ever hop to a new job, that's a good time to shoot your shot because there's absolutely no risk on either end. not sure i'd advise regularly spending time with her outside of work to keep a spot in her mind, and i'm certainly not saying jump to another job for the sole purpose of asking her out, but just saying that's the only time i'd do it.
>>34273053Lit
what’s the worst thing thats ever happened to you
>>34273058popeye's biscuit wit no juice
>>34273058Don't make me talk about her again...
>>34273055>a man who's been hit on by multiple female coworkerswhat did you do in order to have this happen to you?
>>34273058self inflicted, but accepting my second to last job offer. i hated the city i had to move to, and the job itself was awful. cutthroat environment, abusive manager, unhelpful teammates, the entire organization was a mess, pretty much everything about it was terrible and it sucked the life out of me. the pay was extraordinary but i quit before the year mark and after supporting myself in an expensive city while unemployed and then paying for a move back to where i was before, i barely broke even. biggest mistake i ever made, and the biggest setback in my adult life so far.
>>34273058Being bornOr maybe being conceived
>>34273060Talk about her>>34273063What were the signs it was going to be bad?
>>34273062for some reason my coworkers (men and women) always end up liking me. i think it's because despite being an introvert outside of work, i'm an easygoing, optimistic, warm person around coworkers. when shit goes bad i'm usually the last person on my team to freak out about it. also it helps that i'm in decent shape, tall, and above average looking in software.
>>34272860Yes it is, cuck.
>>34273070>yap yap yap yap> i'm in decent shape, tall, and above average lookingnice
>>34272872Marriages because why sign the contract if people turn eventually. Poor decision making skills.
>>34273058Victim of child sex trafficking. Raped and tortured repeatedly starting at age 4. Eventually got rescued, now live a normal married life, most people have no idea. Severe PTSD, but it mostly manifests are being "a little weird"
>phone shows me a selfie from 8 years agoGoddamn I'm an ugly fucker
>>34273068the first real red flag was that my manager couldn't tell me exactly what i would be doing when i met him during the interview process, but i didn't think anything of it. the pay was good and i needed a job.the next red flag was when i learned a week in that turnover on the team was insanely high, but i've been hired by teams like that before so i didn't care. then at the two week mark, when i met with my manager to ask him some questions about this big project i was supposedly hired for, he told me he was disappointed that i was still asking beginner questions. meanwhile i was still going through onboarding because the codebase was a total mess and my teammates had no idea how to do anything either. it was clear pretty early i was hired to urgently fill a seat for a project that was way behind schedule, and i'm pretty sure my manager's neck was on the line between the high turnover on his team and the fact that this project he promised two years ago was 6 months from the deadline and had literally 0 progress made (besides a single word document with 4 bullet points). there were plenty of red flags past that point but those were the signs i should've just jumped ship from the get-go.
>>34273077Me too I’m ugly
>>34273076ntaHoly fucking shit, anon I'm so sorry.
>>34273076How did that happen and how did you get rescued?
I did 30 minutes of meditating today
>>34273068Nah, it'd be a waste.
have you ever been this cock drunk?
>>34273097What did she do to you then
>>34273091Feel good?
And you guys call me a vague poster
>>34272968it sounds like she actually did just hallucinate a bf
I need an answer I need it
>>34273076what the fuck
>>34273109Whaaaaaat
>>34273115Have they killed themselves yet?
>>34273076Horrific. Were any elites involved?
>>34273115Lmao, loving the newly updated photo.
>>34273070fair enough. Thanks(>>34273072 ain't me)
>>34273085Heh, it's cool bro. Made me who I am today, I'm not angry about it anymore. I can quietly smile to myself when people play that game where they swap their most tragic stories trying to one up each other. I've got those in the bag if I let loose>>34273090Basically my father is a very bad criminal type and let a gang "raise me". "Raising me" meant being a drugged up child prostitute. The short version is that I got older and less desirable, they tried to kill me but messed it up, then before they could try again my mom started looking for me, eventually the police got involved and I went to live with my mom. No one actually went to prison in the end, if you want some ragebait
>>34273076Well fuck, I hope your life is alright now and you got a good husband taking care of you.
>>34273118Nah, just black and hispanic gangsters and drug sellers, I never got to see anyone who had authority. Not hot enough to go to Epstein island I guess
>>34273122Hate to tell you, but I'm a dude. They were in it for the boypussy
>>34273121What state did this happen in?
>>34273018Buy yourself travel safe hoodie and next time carry a brick in your safe travel backpack to defend yourself against pickpocket women. Also next time film her. Fight back next time but be careful
Are women athletes gayer now?
>>34273098Damn, she's getting so much dick
Bro got off lucky if he can remember what happened. Whole sections of my life were erased by my brain as a coping mechanism, all I can see are shadows and liminal spaces. I'm probably an MK Ultra asset.
>>34273125That does not lessen what you've been through.Sorry for misgendering you, I know another man who was raped as a child and it's very hard. It might not mean much from a random online stranger, but you're tough for pulling through.
>>34273124Howd you meet your wife? Does she know?
>>34273130>lucky you remember being raped and tortureFuck off, cunt.
>>34273130Do you have DID?
>>34273137Sorry. I love you.
I never moved on from my old friends who moved away after university, i never was able to make new friends despite trying, idk how to get over this its been like 2 years.
>>34273126East coast USA. I'd get more specific, but I can't for reasons that I'll have to keep to myself >>34273130The inconsistent memory access has gotten a lot better with therapy and time. When you get a small inclination of something and record it, more related events will begin coming back. I still have short term memory loss though because I withdraw and blank out mentally as a defense mechanism I can't completely remove. I basically went insane at some point, like real movie level feral psycho stuff, but now it's way better. If anything I have the gift of passing myself off as a Chad because I can remain totally calm in any situation, which is handy because my wife cannot at all
>>34273147>which is handy because my wife cannot at allDo you think that attracted you to her? Is she bubbly?
Other people live their lives with the same condition I have, why can’t I even imagine the same for myself? I think it is holding me back, but then I speak to people who have it the same or worse and they have lovers, spouses, everything.
>>34273147How old are you? What kind of therapy did you seek?
>>34273133Ah it's alright buddy, I appreciate it. There may not be anyone who has gone through worse stuff than me, but there were other kids who didn't survive, while I survived and went on to experience a lot of cool stuff, so I'm calling myself lucky and leaving it there>>34273135Oh yeah, she knows everything about me. She loves me for it, she thinks it's badass that I have the darkest life ever. Women in general find it really attractive, take that how you will. I'm also probably what you'd call a fairly hard dude in certain ways, which I think she appreciates.
At least my hair looks nice. That probably won’t last though
>>34273163Um
>>34273137Remembering being tortured isn't all that bad honestly. The anticipation of being tortured is worse than being tortured in some ways, especially if something is going to happen that's never happened to you before. It's almost funny how dark and corny this is, but if you're ever going to be tortured, hold your breath and build blood pressure in your head to make you lightheaded. I don't know what they train people to do in the military but a combination of that plus screaming really helps. Fucking bizarre talking about this, I basically never do. My apologies for making this thread about me like an attention whore but it's been fun
>>34273152She's extremely smart and has an excellent memory, so she helps me function in life. She's also sweet and generous, but she isn't an idiot and can be serious when necessary. She isn't good in emergencies because she's prone to panic, but that's what I'm for. She's also quite pretty. I'm very lucky.
>>34271931I seriously doubt any woman ITT is as weird as a "weird man". Women just get off on "feeling" taboo very commonly so they inflate the drama of their own tastes.
>>34273159In my 30s. First I saw therapists casually and got put into grade school in the meantime, but that went horribly because I was fucking crazy. Those are genuine cringe inducing memories. After that I was taken out of school and went through special needs classes and every type of therapy you can imagine, maybe literally, but the most useful therapy is just the painful experience of being retarded around normal people and learning what not to do. Most therapists are useless, but some were really useful, especially the ones who did social simulation and practical exercises.
>>34273182I disagree. The only people I interact with are well aware of my weirdness. It took me a while to gingerly introduce ideals, experiences and feelings that I have had but it has brought us closer. t. unicorn
>>34273175I'm not reading that.
>>34273109>>34273106Show your hands and maybe I will tell you.
>>34273182NtaIdk some guy last week itt was like "wow your life sounds weird, couldn't be me" to me and I was like "what did I even say"
>>34273182>I seriously doubt any woman ITT is as weird as a "weird man". Women just get off on "feeling" taboo very commonly so they inflate the drama of their own tastes.I thought I was a weirdo until I heard femanon say she wants to cannibalize Mario.
>>34273191what are you saying? you tell everyone what gets you off? i dont get italso what does unicorn mean
>>34273175How were you tortured? What are the worst things that happened to you? Just give us the worst of the worst
God damn it all to hell for real. What kind of horrible world do we live in
why cant a guy just like feet
>>34273222He can, the problem is when he shoves this interest in the face of unwilling victims.
>>34273222The problem is that feet guys ONLY like feet, to the point of not wanting to share normal intimacy. At least, in my very limited experience of dating a feet guy and interacting with feet guys on the internet.
I'm horny!
This is a hard choice.
>>34273218I dunno man, I think I basically killed the thread. This isn't Ask The Trafficked Guy Anything, I feel like we should just get back on topic here
>>34273239That's just not true. If you like all parts of a woman's body, which happen to include feet, as soon as you happen to mention that you like feet everybody on the internet latches on to that single fact and ignore everything else.
>>34273246If somebody felt writing something engaging, they would.It's not your fault.
>>34273246I don’t think you killed it
>>34273219Alright I gotta say, we live in an awesome and good world, despite my life experiences. Humans have a lot of power and the free will to do evil, but most of us have beautiful hearts, and God remains good. The sun will rise to warm you again.
>>34273258It just feels stupid. Nothing happened to me and I still can’t cope. I feel retarded
>>34273246I haven't been participating in the conversation, but I don't think you killed the thread at all.Having someone share their experiences and answer questions is what the thread is about. It's just been painfully slow and uninteresting ITT lately, thanks to the spammers and vagueposters who never engage in anything meaningful.
>>34273269Everything is relative, man. You can't get through life without having all the worst days of your life. Don't beat yourself up, you're good. Just start saying no to ill behaviors and start saying yes to progress, one step at a time. You've got today.
Women, could you be in a relationship with a man without piv?
>>34273281No
>>34273281I wish I could, but no. I genuinely just need dick.
>>34273277I think my standards for life were and are too high and now I have to be constantly disappointed. Youre right though I need to be patient
>>34273128No, just visible.
>>34273027You are
It's happened like 4 times now, me and a close female friend will be talking and just eye lock as the last sentence trails off, the first time I "lost" and looked away but the other 3 times I maintained eye contact with her until she'd submit with a jolting rapid look away to the left. Why's it always to the left and so rapid anyway, what's going on here
>>34273288Did your dildo not do better?
>>34273301I love my dildos, but dick is in its own category. Don't make me go off about it.
women, would you date an alchemist?
>>34273305Maybe, but it hasn't been the 19th century in a long time anon.
>>34273286Why not?
>>34273308Because I want it
>>34273310Plap
>>34273303NTA but can you please go off about it?
>>34273295I can't tell you why but I just checked and it is physically more comfortable to shift my eyes down and to the left rather than the right I am left handed so this might mean nothing >>34273281I don't think I would enter a relationship if it wasn't an option but I wouldn't leave an established relationship because his dick broke or whatever
>>34273286>>34273288Liars. Women would eagerly go without sex with men if men didn't push for it.
>>34273335Nope. You been with the wrong people
So much blood I'm cooked
Damn this place is deadDid the sexual op scare off the hoes?
>>34273343Did you get stabbed
>>34273345Probably the guy who talks about cutting himself every week.
>>34273344It might have. Women hate everything sexual.
Why are Chads always so loud? Is it literally just more attention = more sex?
>>34273307alchemy is more than miking and eating heavy metals. iykyk
>>34273281No. Need sex.
>>34273314Then I won't be able to do my housework.>>34273335That's retarded.
>>34273355You're an exception JH
>First Shooting Married Woman Document Makoto Ogiwara>AV Debut Secretly To Husband Sayaka Megumi 26 Years Old - Sayaka Megumi>BEAUTIFUL WIFE 03 Mai Saki 37 Years Old AV DebutEtc etcGirls what drives a married woman into doing porn like this? You don't see guys doing this
Damn :/ I'm so
>>34273344I think everyone turned into normies and left. We are left behind
>>34273344All of the femanons are lesbians so I sincerely doubt a sexy female ass would scare them off
I'm afraid she'll see my 7.5" girth and say "no way" and I won't have sex
Sorry I got a clingy gf I can't post often anymore and baiting incels doesn't feel as fun my bad
>>34273364Is this true
I wish I was a barefoot and pregnant tradwife but I was born a man, what do I do?
>>34273369seek help for being trans idk
>>34273348sadly yeah. its not even "chad", i regulary see fat, married men bluntly making statements that are basically harassment & getting positive attention for it.
>>34273281Women are so shallow.. its so hard being a sensitive young man..
>eat asada burrito for lunch after eating eating a clean and healthy breakfast>immediately have to take a gross poop>wipe>sit back down at desk>feels uncomfortable to sit nowWhy is that? Is my anal skin irritated because of the pooping and wiping?
>>34273358Significant other?
>>34273378Please don't reply to vagueshitters.
>>34273377I'm know it says ask anything but did you have to ask this
Kinda just shows who’s the consumers and who’s the producers
is the "submissive man" the newest form of performative male
Women would you like a question
>>34273389I think it's just mental illness
>>34273356Stop saying that. I'm normal.
>>34273394Breh. lol
>>34273295Bump
>>34273038You're just a flexible slut
>often I see women complaining that they have to act as a "mother" for their boyfriends>What do they mean by thisMI often feel like I have to do the same thing for my current girlfriend. Without going to too much detail, it feels like I have to be her friend, lover and therapist all in one. Is this how women feel when they are describing having to act the mother role?
>>34273389No. Some men just want to know the right thing to do to make a woman happy, and for a woman to have the confidence to tell him.
>>34273398>friend, lover, and therapistMore like maid and voice of reason. It's a resentment over taking care of chores that seem to be invisible to him (like washing hand towels, buying more toothpaste BEFORE you're completely out) and trying to balance letting him handle his own shit with being a worrying nag because he eats like shit and sleeps 5 hours a night.
>>34273398>her friend, lover and therapist all in oneThat's kinda just what a good partner isWhen they say they have to act as a mother they mean they have to coddle and do everything for him without him reciprocating
>>34273397I am a tall man.
>>34273404So how would you know nigga. You don't have a pussy
>>34273398Based on my sister's relationships it's even when they're both working the woman has to do all the cooking and cleaning while the guy goes and hangs out with his friends all weekend.
>>34273394We're all a little weird JHThis is the thing you're weird about
>>34273403Shit. Maybe I'm not cut for relationships then because I don't really like doing it.
>>34273406He is right thoughLike yeah I can't see my gooch but I can see it
>>34273390Yea
>>34273406Talk to women.Have sex with women.Or just watch random ass porn.Idiot.
>>34273409NtaWhat exactly do you not like doing? Listening to her explain her thoughts to you? Are you sure you like her?
>>34273383Yeah it’s itchy
>>34273416Put some preparation h on it and don't talk about it like a normal person
>>34273367jealous your thread crush has a gf now, miseryposter?
>>34273412Ok here's a question Women are you capable of loving a man?
>>34273414I guess I'm filling all the gaps in her life because she chooses to have no friends but constantly feels lonely and the only support she seems have is me.
I was at a bar once, and I saw two girls (who looked like they were close friends) walk into the same single-person bathroom. What the fuck were they doing in there?
How to get boygirlfriend with a pussy?
>>34273420Yea
How do I stop comparing myself to other girls!
>>34273423Taking dick pics
>>34273423Using drugs probably
Telltale signs a man is attracted to you?
>>34273425Ok cool. Have you ever done it. Are you even worthy of a man's love.
>>34273431https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erection
>>34273428American woman always compare herself to other woman. Think life is like beauty pageant! Have expensive clothes, do hair, fancy makeup, spend all time on appearance and neglect heart.
>>34273431You're female and you're both breathing.
>>34273389Yes they want to preform kinks instead of having healthy relationships that indulge in kinks both ways without paying for it.
>>34273431He ignores you and when he's forced to interact with you he belittles you and puts you down Idk I just get nervous around girls. I think they can vibe that I like them
Men, could you still love your gf if she sneezed while curling her eyelashes today and accidentaly ripped them off on one eye?
>>34273440Only if she wasn't fat and didn't get CPS called on her to take our kids away
>>34273422This was an issue in my last relationship. What was happening was that he was feeling pressured by me choosing not to have any friends so he was like, overcorrecting and never inviting me along to things, and eventually not spending any intentional time with me and dragging the breakup out over like 3 months instead of just doing it. Like the time spent with me was incidental downtime because I happened to be in the place he lived he didn't want to "do" things with me like he did with other people. We had sex or watched tv. Sometimes made food.I have no issue spending a lot of time by myself. There are plenty of valid reasons for me not to come along. Like if he was stopping to hang with some people on his way back from something else, hanging out with just the boys, whatever. What hurt my feelings was not being invited along to things you normally would take your girlfriend to like a party or a hang out where your friends are bringing their girlfriends, a bunch of people getting together to see a movie. I even declined a couple parties early on in the relationship because I knew I wouldn't have a good time and he'd be stressed over it. If you like me and enjoy my company why is it so awful to have me tag along on something you know I would enjoy doing and no one else is bothered by me joining?You being the only support and her making unrealistic demands for attention is an issue. But it might be worth it to look into why she's acting like this. You might be able to fix it with some specific reassurance rather than nuking the relationship.
>>34273423One of them holds the purses, coats, drinks, and whatever would fall out of their pockets while the other pees. Why pause the conversation? Plus it feels like it's faster if you both go in together.
>>34273423Women often do that. Could just be innocently putting makeup together, or more, who knows.
Anyone know this feel? >Talk to coworker close to your age>They’re married >They have kids>Their most pressing issue is buying a water filterDAMN.
>>34273444Women talk to each other while peeing
>>34273441You'll find somebody that will kill you eventually. Don't worry.
>>34273447Yeah
>>34273431i ask you if you want to get lunch or dinner sometimei text you unprovoked saying i hope you're doing welli friend you on facebook and then immediately start posting emo lyrics about a girl
PANJTSTPNABTS
>>34273440Girls are cutest when they're a little clumsy
>>34273443I used to invite her to social gatherings but she made no effort to get to know any of my friends and it felt like pulling teeth. She also admitted she didn't enjoy it so I stopped asking her. I actually went out to a gig a month ago, debating inviting her but didn't and once I made it I was relieved I didn't because it would have decreased my enjoyment. I've tried to get to the bottom of it, it's because she has low self esteem and is extremely introverted. She's just a closed off person. I have scaled back my efforts to you to "bring her out" because she admitted to me she didn't enjoy any of yh things I tried to introduce her to (friends, hobbies, etc)
State genderHow would you feel if your uncle who molested you killed himself and left you all his money?
>>34273458Frankly it sounds like the two of you are incompatible.
>>34273459M, conflicted. I'd take the money but probably use it for bills or investment, not go on vacation or spending spree with it
>>34273461You wouldn't feel like a little whore getting paid off?
>>34273459https://youtu.be/rxT5KRlcYb0
>>34273463Maybe, but you know what else I'd feel? Relief that my bills are paid off for a while. I'd still spit on his grave but money is money
>>34273460Agree yeah
>>34273465Don't feel like signing in to watch this, did DarksydePhil get molested?
>>34273459make sure my remaining family members knew about what he did to me, then donate it all to an anti-child-abuse charity.
>>34273438Sounds like my brother when I was little. Men why are you like this?
moids be like "yeah i love art and artists" then only follow NSFW porn drawer accounts exclusively
Girls what's your excuse for not sharing in her place?
>>34273476>for not sharing in her placeEnglish please
>>34273476I can’t skate faster than 2 mph.
>>34273474Moids don't enjoy art, they enjoy porn, art hoes, and NFT's.
>>34273474I love my ex’s art
>>34273474i've got a flickr profile though
>>34273474its still art
>>34273488I went to an art gallery 2 years ago, it was pretty cool. There was an exhibition of modernist painters that I checked out before going to the IMAX for Dune: Part 2. The other thing I remember about that day is that at the movie there was a guy by himself sitting next to me and when it ended he said "That was awesome" out loud to no one, I think he was hoping someone would start a conversation with him.
>>34273459M, delighted, I'd piss on his grave
>>34273476I fucking hate that fucking piercing in her lipIt grosses me out every time I see it and there are a ton of advertisements plastered everywhere
>>34273446>Their most pressing issue is buying a water filterAs opposed to?
>>34273500I love her smiley, it kinda looks like braces. You guys are gay.
Women would you rather a handsome bf or a pretty bf?
>>34273504Pretty bf.
>>34273504You can be both
What the fuck even is a set prop designer. How do these people afford rent setting up a background for pictures. Jesus
My teeth hurt like hell after drinking a smoothie. they're constantly aching from cold while the rest of my mouth is warm. are my teeth nerves fucked?
Women are you a fakecel or a truecel
>>34273512You have cavities see a dentist
>>34273512Enamel might be eroding but ask your dentist. Mine are usually sensitive to cold drinks as well. I’ve been using a gum + sensitivity toothpaste.
>>34273513True fakecel
>>34273513Will this be used against me in a court of internet law
Women would you rather date a fat man or a balding man?
>>34273520Balding. I'm fatphobic.
Either genderWould you rather date a retard (mentally stunted) or autist (emotionally stunted)?
>>34273523Fautist
>>34273523How stunted are we talking
Femanons are sorta like the Last Temptation of Christ
>>34273519You have attorney-shitposter privilege in this scenario
>>34273525He has a breakdown in the shopping mall if the lights are too bright
Women do you actually want to date men at all?
>>34273530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTS2tdmyYM
Should i just quit my job and go teach engish in japan for a year? i'm serious
>>34273525The retard can function in daily life but can't understand anything metaphysical. Thinks multiplication and division are college math.The autist can also function in daily life, but will not pick up on your emotions at all and will express inappropriate ones (i.e., laughing at a pet dying).Neither can tell you how they'd feel if they didn't have breakfast this morning.
can someone tldw this years olympics
>>34273535Canada cheated at curling.
>>34273476Her and Eileen have swayed me in favor of the Kalergi Plan. The human race will advance when we all interbreed between White and Asian.
>>34273533>engishMight want to brush up a bit first.
>>34273533I wouldn't. If you're hoping whatever problems you have won't follow you there, you're in for a rude awakening.
>>34273527Unfortunately true
>>34273446They don't want their kids do become glassy eyed fluoride zombies. They're raising up a generation of FREE HUMANITY THAT WILL BREAK FREE OF THE CONDITIONING AND TRULY LIVE!!
>>34273526No
>>34273538you got me there>>34273539Nigga my problems is that i'm sick of cooperate tech life. I dont give a FUCK about KPIs
>>34273535White women with fat asses
>>34273530>>34273531Girls like cat boys and money. And head pats. But god damn that song is sending me back
>>34273540I could smell it on ya
>>34273547Do I offend?
>>34273544LOL being a teacher there is a lot of work, a lot of meetings and paperwork to fill out usually for no benefit at all.
Im on the phone with a BOY
>>34273549Not offensive but noticeable. Don't even have to see you to know you've walked into the room.
>>34273553I didn’t even have fishy tonight :(
>>34273551He thinks it'll be just like his animes
GenderIf you just found out you have less than 6 months to live from cancer, what would you do?
>>34273552Are you lying in your bed belly down and kicking your feet in the air
>>34273555Well idk about that, but everybody I know who's gone there to teach has had an experience with lots of ups and lots of downs. Work is work, and work is bullshit, regardless of where it is.
>>34273556MTravel the world, lots of sex, some drugs
>>34273552stop grooming
Hawk 1: Hi femanons!Hakw 2: Ah!
>>34273554Not fishy but stale. I smell you and I can just tell you've gone unused and unloved for a while. Getting rusty.
>>34273556MStart drinking all the time again.
My favourite twitch streamer streams everyday besides friday and saturday... the only days i can stay up late enough to watch the stream. This suck
>>34273556Fget pregnant
>>34273569plap plap
>>34273569ntaThe baby will die when you die though.
>>34273569You're gonna die with that baby femanon. It's gonna die with you.
>>34273569WOMENAREEVIL
>>34273569Made me laugh my fucking ass off, lmao
>>34273574that would be "lmafo"
>>34273476She's living proof that men value personality over looks
>>34273556Go to Japan and pet the cats on Aoshima. >>34273563Yeah I need to get some mouthwash
Women, ask us some questions for once
>>34273569Based
>>34273577she's not unattractive?Just too many moles ig
Menanonsif I'm bad at video games but want to play one with you, what would you pick?>>34273580OK
>>34273583dead by daylight
>>34273571So what>>34273572Soo>>34273574Thank you>>34273581Thank you
>>34273583Is minecraft too cliche?
>>34273583Co-Op RPGs where I can carry your ass and we win the game and you don't feel bad about your skill level.Have you heard of Baldur's Gate III? Too bad, my aging computer isn't powerful enough to run it. But maybe its cousin, Divinity: Original Sin II...
>>34273580Fine. How the fuck do guys cough so loud?
>>34273580MenWhy don't you call the fuck off work when you're sick??
>>34273586That's pretty evil why would you do that
>>34273589Big man chests and thick vocal chords?
>>34273590Because the work doesn't get done without me, so there's a big pile of extra work waiting for me when I get back.
>>34273592Life starts at birth, not third trimester, and certainly not conception, chud.
>>34273580How do you pee with a boner?
>>34273590Cause i have to continue creating value for the shareholders
>>34273583Probably something like Minecraft or stardew valley >>34273589Big ol' chest >>34273590We thug it out calling in sick is pussy shit >>34273596You gotta aim it down. Personally I have more trouble pooping with one
>>34273596Its very hard actually. Especially if you point up
>>34273600Just get in the shower.
>>34273596Peeing with a boner never works. There's always some pee that gets caught inside and irritates you later.I always wait for the boner to die before I pee.
>>34273582She's pretty mid for a girl who's athletic and 20
Women can you shit, pee and menstruate at the same time?
>>34273592To experience pregnancy
>>34273605Post a pic of yourself at 250 rpm.
>>34273593>>34273599Hot.
>>34273606Yes, that's happened a few times.
>>34273607Ok what if one day the doctor said to you wow haha looks like the cancer's in remission, you're gonna live. What would you do
alysa is so cute
>back when I was with my ex the night we broke up>could tell something was wrong but she was saying things were fine>after we fuck she goes to use the bathroom but leaves her phone>I look through her phone and find out she's cheating on me>but before I look at it, the voice in my head is saying "a good boyfriend wouldn't invade her privacy and go through her phone">when I confront her and ask her if she's cheating on me since I want her to tell me the truth but she lies to my face and says no>proceed to tell her I know and break up with herOut of everything, the part of the break up I feel worst about is looking through her phone. I told myself I would never do something like that and trust my partner, but my anxiety led me to do it. Now, she WAS cheating on me, but the way I went about finding out about it still feels bad to me. What is wrong with me? Why is this the part that I feel bad about?
>>34273613Because it's still a bad thing to do and might be the reason she cheated in the first place
>>34273615>and might be the reason she cheated in the first placeNo. The reason she cheated wasn't that and it was something she could have easily communicated about with me.
>>34273611Shitt abort I guess
Imaging training since childhood for the Olympics, dedicating your life to it, and then you lose. How do you not kill yourself.
>>34273617Based (x2)
>>34273618Idk
>>34273613You didn't do anything wrong, anon. I'm sorry you got cheated on, that's really shitty.>>34273615There's nothing wrong with going through your partner's phone once in a while, barring any other behavior that shows you don't trust them. It's just a phone, unless you have something to hide.
>>34273619Thank you
Anons what is your favorite scent? Planning on getting new lotion and/or candle.
>>34273617Crazy. Who would even get you pregnant.
>>34273608That's me inside your mom fool
>>34273624A stranger
>>34273624As awful as any woman may be, there's always a worse man willing to fuck her raw.
>>34273623Smell of her
>>34273623Almond fig
>>34273618>DedicatingThis is what people don't get, you're not dedicating your life to anything, you're enjoying a celebrity status, the benefits it brings and coasting through life. You're just playing a sport you enjoy for 6 hours each day, how don't they kill themselves lol
>>34273627A hot one at least or any dishevelled bastard
>>34273632Hot one
>>34273623I like ylang ylang and sandalwood. For candles, just pure beeswax.
I did something that caused an explosion and I shouldnt have done it
>>34273633Why not get married as well to have a husband for 6 months. He can even bring you get well cards and balloons in exchange for pussy
>>34273635You’ve done it now anon
>>34273635>T. George Bush What did you do
How am I supposed to drink water with a long hair? I get strands in the cup, how do girls do it? Yesterday I had soup on my forehead bcs of this
>>34273636No one wants to marry me especially for 6 months
>>34273639I had this problem but with food and generally just getting in my face. I just cut it short. Nag.
>>34273639You need some hair ties?
>>34273643I'm not gay
>>34273640It's only 6 months. Seems like a solid arrangement. If he agreed would you be up to that
>>34273644Then enjoy your food-and-liquid-riddled hair, I guess.
>>34273643Nta, how is that gay. Do it right and you look like some samurai ninja warrior
>>34273621>I'm sorry you got cheated on, that's really shitty.It was a while ago, just sometimes I think of this. It sucks tho. I really liked her.
>>34273646I'll just get a hairclip and put it on my forehead
>>34273645Sure I guess
>>34273651What if I wanted to marry you
>>34273650Even gayer
>>34273055She already left the workplace. Yer she still visits me sometimes after she finishes
>>34273653You really think you can make that shot?
women, save me?
>Still "in touch" with ex (liked posts on social media and that's it not even personal social media) >They were chill with it for a while>Today (or maybe a day ago who even knows) they unfollow>The only thing of value I did recently was in fact, just not like a post she made regarding a musical artist that I'm not crazy over so I just ignored it after all liking absolutely everything they post is a little too stalkerish>Nope not enjoying her taste in music or some shit must have been my mistake because they unfollow me 10 days laterState gender is this a petty reason to completely cut someone off?>Inb4 what are you even doing in contact, any reason is a good reason, etcJust answer the question
>>34273657>think*Know
>>34273653I wouldn't believe you
>>34273655This is the utilitarian and therefore heterosexual approach, colourful rubberbands are infinitely gayer than black plastic & some springs
>>34273660>I just ignored it after all liking absolutely everything they post is a little too stalkerishBut you were liking most of their other posts. Come on now, homie. Just admit you still love her.
>>34273663What's so hard to believe about that. I can look past your pimples
Since atoga is dying, what are some of your all time favorite memories from this thread?
>>34273664You know you can buy black and brown ones right. Wearing a clip like some housewife is the gayest tranny shit I can think of.
>>34273666Thanks for the advice Satan, but you'll note my post is "OH GOD SHE'S TOTALLY GONE, LIGHT BLOCKED ME, I CAN'T TAKE IT I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW" It's "Lmao did they finally totally cut off contact over a random normie musician."
>>34273667I don't think you can
>>34273668Talking with Her.
>>34273671I promise I won't stare at them when we're taking vows. You can even wear a veil so no one else can see them.
women if we were dating, would you wear wet lipstick and cover me in kisses?
>>34273668Games
>>34273660>exshe may not have unfollowed you over that, she might be trying to move on and unfollowed you because she didn't want to think about you.
Women how would you feel if you found estrogen pills in your BF's bathroom. What would you do
>>34273669I don't care what it looks like, it's easy and nobody is going to see it. However going through the effort to use a hairband is kinda gay
>>34273682Well they're married so I think that isn't it, they moved on years ago.
I am the stalker
Women, thoughts on holding hands with gloves on?
My name is Samael. My friends call me Satan. You may call me Beelzebub.
>>34273685have you hung out with her after she got married? it's not unheard of or even out of line in my opinion for a husband to ask his wife to cut contact with her exes. he could've seen you were liking every one of her posts, asked who you were, and when she said "he's an ex" he said to cut contact, or she thought on her own "oh yeah i shouldn't still be following him."really what i'm trying to say is there are a million other more likely reasons she unfollowed you besides you not liking one of her posts. it might not've even been prompted by her husband, she might've just realized it was time to clean up her followed accounts and cut off her exes.
Women, thoughts on creampies?
>>34273691I'm in contact with their husband too so that would also be weird, which is also why I'm narrowing it down to something as trivial as "They don't like my music" I believe you though, they must just have gotten fatigued.
Long distances suck
Is it crazy that I need to know someone is older than me to get over the fact that they're doing better than me in life
Who was the bigger faggot piece of shit, Paulie or Uncle June?
Both genders:Thoughts on Daima Super Saiyan 4 Goku?
>>34273690Your gf is hot
Can someone help me stalk someone rq I need to know their date of birth
>>34273674Thats not a solution
>>34273696How long we talking
>>342737126"
>>34273556FWell let's see I have $2500 to my name so uh, not fucking much. Get out my backpacking gear, quit my job, and start walking. See where I get to before I keel over.>>34273606Usually peeing happens first but theoretically I could>>34273613You did something you think is shitty, of course you're going to feel bad even it felt justified in the moment>>34273623I guess citrus scents. Or like citrus + an herbOne of my favorite candles is cilantro, apple, and lime. I know it sounds weird but it's amazing. >>34273664A claw clip is infinitely gayer than a hair tie. You know you can get black hair ties right? Or ones that match your hair color?
>>34273501Failing to find someone, trying to meet people, etc. It’s not so much sour grapes, but more so a “what am I doing with my life?” sort of thing.
>>34273699>"When she's married, anything that touches her pussy is off limits!"
>>34273446Yea. Everyone I talk to is moving on with their lives and I can't even get a second date
>>34273707Who's. Why not just ask them.
anyone else struggling with parents being fucking insane
>>34273668That one time we were playing that drawing game and I got finding nemo as a prompt and just wrote "Dad help" next to my little shitty fish drawing and like everybody got it>34273683Ask him if he has prostate cancer or if there's something else (s)he wants to tell me>>34273699I'm only in season 2 so this might change but Uncle June so far. Paulie's too stupid. Junior should know better.
>>34273712Over a thousand miles. I'm going to try to shrink that to around 200 miles this year, at least
Would you say someones username being their full name and the last 4 numbers (ex. 7498) it's a decent guess to assume they were born in 98
>>34273703Why is his hair red? Did he get God Ki?
>>34273710I'll pop them for you the night before then
>>34273720Yeah, it’s an interesting point in life to be in. Different cards, different game, maybe?>>34273724Struggling? No. I’ve accepted they’re just insane.
>>34273724I'm crazier than them
>>34273724What have they done
>>34273703I want to post a better image.
>>34273727Looks like random numbers. Do they look that age
Is it sexist to watch men's sports but not women's sports?
women would you date a melancholic sentimental guy?
>>34273728No. He just has red hair.
>>34273736Yea but I'm worried they are younger
>>34273737>sexistno>gayyes
>>34273731I just find it miserable. I wish I was settling down, in a steady career. Alas
>>34273740Well how old are you, what kind of things are they doing, would it be realistic for someone younger than you to be doing those things
>>34273741>gayDo you think we should act entirely on sexual interest all the time?Besides more female athletes are lesbians
>>34273720Ride the bus for a few daysIt'll make you feel better in comparison
>>34273746>Do you think we should act entirely on sexual interest all the time?sure why not
>>34273692Scary.
>>34273742Relatable. I’m so fucked at work that my planned departure this year just got moved up, lol. Another move on the horizon. Basically nomadic at this rate.
Women why not just ride the cock carousel
>>34273751Why are you fucked
>>34273747I do that everyday.
FemanonsAre you a virgin
>>34273752The reward isn't worth the risk and effort
>>34273752Because most men are not good in bed, and health risks.
>>34273756No, which is why he's so repulsed by me.
I like making women feel powerful
>>34273734>mom wanted to sell an air fryer we got rid of for 25 bucks>ended up giving it for free because she felt bad for the guy, he was foreign and all these other things that made her emotional>"did I do the right thing">well i dunno, I might've taken the money because it seemed generous anyway but I can see why you'd do that>"so you think I was wrong.">cue defensive argument where in a span of five minutes she calls me "incapable of compassion", totally lacking in morals, uncaring for any other human but myself>"I wish I raised you right. I have no idea what went wrong." >I give up and try to leave the room and say I'm sorry for not seeing it her way>she proceeds to yell at me about how terrible I am through my bedroom door until I get up and leave the housetoo broke to move out atm but fuck me its extra motivation
>>34273760I just want to feel ok.
I LOVE HER
>>34273759Who is he
>>34273763You got this
>>34273762Put her in her place
>>34273762NtaYeah that's what happens when you don't run with the lead a narcissist throws at you. You were supposed to praise her for being so compassionate and generous.
>>34273763Whoa... powerful...
>>34273768NTA, this
>>34273726Moving for an LDR is le bad
>>34273772Disastrous, even.
>>34273753Nothing I’m doing, but there was a restructuring. I keep getting pulled into random projects because no one knows how things work anymore since most of the people that did got fired. One of those projects is doomed to fail as a result and I’ll have to explain why. Also no promotions for at least a year and I’ve already been there three years. Moved to be closer and just literally got pictures on the wall in December.
>>34273772I realize it could be, but I wanted to move anyways, and I'd still be happy there even if things went sideways.
>>34273739Whack, that's supposed to be reserved for Gogeta
>>34273775You are moving to Europe then?
Women would you date a man who explores random places on Google maps
>>34273735His torso looks so stumpy here
Is it an ick if a guy has mismatched furniture?
>>34273778Nope.
>>34273703>>34273735I forgot daima existed. Glad I did!
>>34273780What about with Toriyama's official drawing of it?
>>34273781A minor one, I suppose. Mostly depends on where he is in life.
>>34273779That's so autistic Sure>>34273781NahDoesn't really matter if most of your solid furniture you got free from Grandma I only care about the soft stuff like your mattress and couch for cleanliness reasons
At the bar tonight with a girl I know from work. I patted her on the back as I was leaving and she looked uncomfortable. I will be killing myself soon
>>34273764Why
Femanons:Would you go on a first date to a comic book store or an arcade?
>>34273785At least he is finally physically accurate looking for a 5’9 buff guy
>>34273795No
>>34273792Because she's pretty and sweet and adorable.
>>34273795Comic book store would be alright as part of the date but not arcade
>>34273801After the comic book store, we would get coffee/a bite to eat. Why would you say an arcade is bad?
>>342738031. I am very bad at games to the point that it's stressful not fun2. Too loud
Is wanting a woman with a waist smaller than mine (30in) too high of a standard?
>>34273807How tall are you?
>>34273795Arcade. Most western comics suck.
>>3427380730 inch waist is a medium. Like an 8 or a 10 in pants I think. So like, an incredibly average body.
Girls why do you like feeling small?
>>342738085'7>>34273813I see a lot of big women. Apparently average female waist size in my country is 38 inches
>>34273814Every man fantasizes about much taller women, so I think "liking feeling small" is just the human condition.
>>34273795No woman wants to go to a comic book store. Hell, the vast majority of guys wouldn't want to go there.
>>34273816no they dontshorter women are the universal beauty standard
>>34273815>38 inchesJesus Christ it isMine's 27 rounding up. Even at my fattest my waist was probably 30 inches. There are so many fat people now I don't even "see" them any more. Feels like at least twice as many people are fat now, it used to be an interesting thing to stare at in the grocery store as a kid and now they're fucking everywhere.
Why do men who aren't virgins themselves think they deserve a virgin? "Regret" doesn't undo fucking someone.
>>34273819Beauty "standards" are decided upon by women and gay men. Straight men are never consulted for these """standards""".
>>34273816The men here yeah, because they're fags. They also fantasize about being stepped on and spit on.
Need 38-23-40 gf
>>34273814I don't like feeling small I like feeling comparatively weak. Like he has physical control but will use it for good lol.
>>34273824meanie head
>>34273821Because virginity is bad for men and good for women.
Should I drink more?
Women if your man referred to his sperm as "swimmers" would you kill him?
>>34273825Best I can do is 32 26.5 36
>>34273828Then men should fuck each other instead of ruining women.
>>34273831Awooga
>>34273832Having sex doesn’t ruin a woman
>>34273800No?
>>34273824t. fantasizes about being stepped on and spit on
>>34273832She's not ruined if she only fucks her husband/boyfriend and no one else
>>34273829No>>34273830Why would I care
Women, If you could look like one character from Overwatch, who would you pick?
>>34273838ntaYeah and that's the problem. Men think other men but themselves ruin women with their dicks because magic.
>>34273842I know. It's because it's true. I call my dick my "magic wand" for a reason.
>>34273817You'd be surprised. I've had some great dates at a comic book store before. >>34273811Shonen mind virus
>>34273714>You did something you think is shitty, of course you're going to feel bad even it felt justified in the momentYeah. A lot of people I know say it was justified because she was hiding something and cheating, but even with that, it feels like something I should not have done.
>>34273831Eh, close enough
>>34273846>Implying I read generic shounen shit
>>34273816>every manYou're on the internet too much. Most men would sooner hang themselves than admit to being like that. I'm pretty sure your friends/father would cut you out of their life if they found out you were that way.
Need 50 inch hips
>>34273852A bit much for me
>>34273853Valid, I’m a weirdo and a creep and a freak
>>34273847I mean"I'm worried this person is lying to me and what they're lying to me about could potentially give me an incurable disease" feels pretty justifiable. You were put in a position to do something you shouldn't because you heavily suspected someone else of doing something they shouldn't. Obviously the preschool saying "two rights don't make a wrong" still applies here but your alternatives were either break up without proof, or wait until you had some and both of those options would fuck you up mentally like this this, just in a slightly different way. There was no winning once she put you in that position.
How best to maintain emotional flat-/dead-ness long-term?
>>34273854Give me a nice heart shaped butt over a huge badonkadonk any day
>>34273857I prefer the term massive
>>34273841>If you could look like one character from Overwatch, who would you pick?Easy
Women, can you actually cum form just sex or do you have to touch your pussy button to get off.
>>34273862Touching the pussy is part of sex.
>>34273855>There was no winning once she put you in that position.Yeah. Every time I think about it's like if I broke up without proof, I would never know she was cheating and how shitty she was being. But if I waited, I'd be with her while she was out seeing some other dude. I'm trying to make peace with it, but since it went without my morals, I'm being hard on myself when I should be nicer. The blow hurts even more because she got upset with me that I went through her phone.
>>34273814>Girls why do you like feeling small?A (wo)man is defined by the quality of their enemies.A human that kills a giant is called a giant slayer. A giant that kills a human is just another giant.
>>34273795>Would you go on a first date to a comic book store or an arcade?Yes, you can find out a lot about someone by the comic characters they like or resonate with.
hope everyone’s doing well, sincerely an old friend
>>34273816I definitely don't feel that wayThat's just a you thing
>>34273870Thanks Daniel
>>34273868What are your green and red flag comic characters?
>>34273870We think about you more than you think about us. This really says a lot about society.
>>34273868Sounds like nerd astrology i.e. total bullshit.
>>34273861She's hot. I'm afraid she's too big for me to fuck properly
I hate dating talk because it's so damn foreign to me
>>34273875>green flagThe Hulk>red flagShe Hulk
>>34273873this is my new name thanks>>34273876x to doubt im even thought of but I wonder about this board sometimesalso wtf are these new captchas
>>34273878Not true. If someone likes Deadpool, they're usually an insufferable person.
>>34273883*kisses you on the lips as a friend*
>>34273882>doesn't like a fun characterSad!
>>34273868>>34273878Spider-Man supremacy
>dead threada-anyone there?
>>34273886*starts licking your teeth and cleans out your tonsils as a friend*
>>34273891No, anon. /atoga/ is over. Move on.
>>34273888Based
>>34273891I'm drunk but here
>>34273892Omg *starts blushing and tickling you until you pee as a lawyer*
>>34273898>I'm drunkcan I take advantage of you? >slides my hand up your thigh
>>34273902You encounter the piss spot in my boxers
>>34273870Hope you're doing well too. Wherever you are now ;)
>>34273901squeeee *I shit on my hand to make a joker smile on you*
>>34273903>blushes>oh my>you're so wet bbygirl
>>34273891Mhm
>>34273875>Green flagPre-Crisis Superman>Red FlagPost-Crisis Superman
>>34273839Why didn't I listen to you? vodka tastes terrible
>>34273904thank you :•)
>>34273905Wow can we get atogamarried *traces your noses and eyes with my poopy finger*
>>34273862Don’t know yet
Lowkenuinely, Rick and Morty might be the best adult cartoon of all time.
>>34273875>What are your green and red flag comic characters?Green flag: Spider-Man, Superman, Wonder Woman, X-Men, Hellboy, Titans, and so on.Red flag: Iron Man, Deadpool, Batman (depending), Punisher, Dr. Doom, and so on.Essentially it's good if they like heroes that are righteous or genuinely conflicted, or they like teams with good synergy. It's a red flag when they like vigilantism, narcissism, and immorality rather than actual moral ambiguity.
>>34273891It's been a good 10 years. But it's probably screeching to a halt soon.
>>34273912y..yes anon kun.. *I gracefully caress your swollen irritated eyeballs due to a face covered in shit*
>>34273914Kirkenuinely you might be retarded in the head
>>34273917My eyeballs swell so I can see more of your poopy beauty :3 *taps your dihh and slides the ring on it*
Speaking of animation, what does everybody think of season 3 of Primal so far?
>>34273915What are your Batman exceptions? Also, what if Dr. Doom isn't their favorite, but they recognize that he's a badass motherfucker?
>>34273831Nice booty,femanon.
>>34273841I like D.Va, it’s closest to me so the change won’t be traumatic
I love my microwave.
>>34273920aww teehee what a romantic~… *my pp grows a face to smile at you*… so … shall we have the ceremony at the nearby 7/11 restroom..
>>34273918Wrong thread, incel
>>34273929Omg my dream spot uwu *sticks a nail into your pp smile face* come with me Now
>>34273914Probably, yeah
>>34273841I don't know any of the new ones. Maybe Genji? He and Mercy have something going on.
>>34273418EPIC NAME DROP
>>34273923>Also, what if Dr. Doom isn't their favorite, but they recognize that he's a badass motherfucker?Ick.
>>34273930Nah, this is atoga. It's the right thread + I'm right. God forbid men figure women out based on their behaviour.
>>34273933oh goodness… I’ve yet to get dressed…. Anon would you please grab a spare plastic bag and change me~~this is too much I have an essay to write
>>34273916Why
>>34273938>50 hours ago
how do I get a gf?
>>34273915Spider-Man is the biggest vigilante there is. He is a thief! A criminal! He's a menace to the entire city! That wall crawling arachnid should be prosecuted! Strung up by his own web!
>>34273939
>>34273941>>34273933Get a room you two
>>34273941I’ll cum to you writing the essay if you do it right Now, stinky little heater
>>34273946Be Chad.
>>34273943Everything is slowing down and dying as of late
>>34273952you are very welcome to join anon>>34273953AHH I need only 200 more words Aaaahhhhhh it is a short essay so it’s easy but it’s soooooo borrriiinng
>we went from 2200 posts on page 8 to 1100 on page 9/10 all within 2 weekswhat happened?
>>34273962The avalanche.
>>34273959200 words for your extremely moist and warm hands is easy to do. God I wish I was your keyboard getting tapped. I bet you didn’t wash your hands either
>>34273962Everyone's leaving https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/statistics/population/
>>34273965you have a way with words anon… but you have been mistaken… I am writing this whole essay on my phone .. as I am here typing on this very site…. sorry to have disappointed… im just too lazy to get up….
>>34273923>What are your Batman exceptions? If he like Grimdark Batman. It's edgy for edge's sake and completely undermines the core themes of Batman. If you take away the humanity that defines him, you're just putting the Punisher in a batsuit with a bunch of fancy toys.>Also, what if Dr. Doom isn't their favorite, but they recognize that he's a badass motherfucker?I get it, but I can't stand how he's constantly glazed and his fans are like, "Ummmm ackshually, he's a hero to the people of Latveria and he solos the verse">>34273947>when you know it's J. Jonah Jameson but you just can't prove it
>>34273962We know Epstein was involved in 4chan, the jig is up and the Mossad posters are leaving
Why do women online (on otherwise "decent" platforms) always try to downplay or dismiss men's issues, find any reason to justify why women should get something that men don't and in general mock men culturally? It really worsens my mood, I would've preferred to be born female not to deal with that.
>>34273967>we peaked during the best time for the unemployed and outsiders of societygrim. I miss covid
>>34273940Figured out you are incel right away
>>34273969Open your mouth, I’m in your phone and I have a surprise for you :3 *throws multiple chocolate bars like ninja stars down your throat to induce diabetic shock*
>>34273914>t. Theoretical physicist
>>34273957What about me you guys can't leave me
>>34273975unlucky I yawned when I switched to this tab. you got me
>>34273973I'd say COVID ruined my life but 2bh, I'm not sure there was anything to save.
>>34273972Like what?
>>34273967This place lived and died with Stardew
>>34273970>how he's constantly glazed and his fans are like, "Ummmm ackshually, he's a hero to the people of Latveria and he solos the verse"Oh, I'm not saying that. Just that sometimes Doom does stuff for the vibes of being a fucking asshole but it kind of rules in that comic book way if it makes sense.>Grimdark BatmanThat's fair. It shouldn't be like that. More something like it Grand and Breyfogle's run on Batman.
>>34273978I know I don't want to leave you either but that's why you have to leave first. Be brave.
>>34273984I have no where to go
>>34273983Grant and Breyfogle* I need to get to bed.
>>34273985Sure you do you have plenty to turn to. Start a new chapter in your life.
would any of you want to be my friend outside of atoga? we've probably talked to one another every day for months, maybe years at this point. it would suck if this place went away
>>34273915>Wonder WomanI know the guy who created her was super into femdom, but do the (male) fans lean towards submission as well?
>>34273990I'd chill with you guys. I'm fact I have been all this time. Little hangout for autists.
>>34273926Sheesh, you must be pretty.
>>34273979There there, your pancreas doesn’t define your worth, I still love you, you can have mine
>>34273996wow.. thank you anon… I.. I love you..
>>34273990I had an Atoga server but it’s dead. Atoga isn’t going to die
women have it so easy. men have to work so hard to look even remotely passable, while women only need to be themselves
>>34273998secret femanon server >>34273999>women only need to be themselves>ai picim dead
>>34273995Thank you? Idk what shees is
>>34273999Cool
>>34273999I know this "woman" is AI but women like this exist. How can I get one?
>>34274004They don’t, and you won’t
>>34274002Oh, it's basically just another way of saying "wow."
>>34273997Eat my soul please? As a friend…?
Women how would you feel if your man ate real loud BUT he loved all your cooking?
>>34274008mm friend in me…
Checked out this figure skater everyone's going on about, she's cute.
>>34274001>>34274004she's not AI you goobers, her name is right there to her youtube and everything, she's a real girl and there are BILLIONS of them
>>34273974But I'm correct which is all that matters (not to normies althougheverbeit, they don't care about the truth, they only care about group consensus)
>>34274010Hello friendsignificantother, you are very warm and bubbly in here *slides against your insides*
>>34274007Oh. Thank you then!
>>34273989I'm a long way away from moving on I don't have anything
>>34274014oops her hair just looked weird or weirdly edited>>34274016waow…atoga vore before gta6
>>34274015You’re not, enjoy the brain rot
Chapter 1: hating womenChapter 2: hating women moreChapter 3: hating women even moreChapter 4:
>>34274004Not AI. She's a homewrecker twitch thot
>>34274022All of her looks weird and edited because it is lol
>>34274024chapter 4: marriage with a man
>>34274024Goes to therapy
>>34274019You're welcome.
>>34274027yeah that pic in specific looks like it was enhanced by ai or something. a frequent for twitter girls
>>34274022>just looked weird or weirdly editedthis is just how goth girls look
>>34274028>If you aren't okay with either being lonely your whole life or having to watch then you are gay, okay?????
Does anyone else have AI fatigue? I'm tired of hearing about it, I'm tried of being told to use it, I'm tired of seeing it. I'm sick of it now
>>34274013She is. Great ass too.>>34274029Incels don't want to get better
>>34274035Everyone is except Indians.
>>34274020It will be ok I know it. Has this place given you any value, anything you could take away. Not likely.
>>34274035I find it pretty easy to ignore
>>34274032egirls you mean>>34274033hey man I was trying to be funny sorry I struck an insecure-about-sexuality nerve>>34274035I’ve never used ai and I will never use ai because it’s shit and I love making stuff with my human hands
>>34274035Everyone except Indians and billionaires.
Why do I keep getting hearts in my captcha? Are the jannies trying to tell me something?
>>34274044Yes you need to fall in love with an anon pronto
>>34274035Yes. But it's probably too late to do anything about it. Everyone knew this day would come, (it's been talked about for decades) but we never took any action.
>>34274047Way ahead of you
>>34274049Who is it, gimme a hint
>>34273962>we went from 2200 posts on page 8 to 1100 on page 9/10 all within 2 weeks>what happened?Probably the new captchas
>>34274038Yes it has
>>34274048Hollywood ai singularity was way cooler than whatever this shit is
>>34274040Reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>34274051She's very cute but I doubt you've heard of her
>>34273945>50 hours agoIt's a slow thread, but not that slow.
>>34274053What has it given you
>>34274009Ugh. Not sure I could handle it. Like it's one thing to be a loud chewer but my step grandmother makes all these fucking mouth noises and mmms and licks her fingers. It's disgusting.
>>34274060Companionship
>>34274058Is it my mom
>Girl I sit beside asks me what I'm doing on my phone to make conversationIs she into me?
>>34274064We're all anons here, can you say they're really friends if they disappear once the thread dies.
>>34273573>WOMEN>ARE>EVIL'cause I'm a Chud, I'm an incellllll
>>34274035I am only commissioning real men
>>34274066No she's a childless virgin
>>34274067cute but she might just be boredask her more questions back so you guys can get closer :3
>>34274071thank you anon….
Fallout 3 and Farcry 3 are the same video game.
>>34274072Hope you pop that cherry, bro.
GenderWho is your favorite actor?
>>34274075Literally no
/atoga/ wonBIGLY!
>>34274077Alexandra Daddario.
>>34274069Yes
>>34274077My mom, who pretended to love me for 20 years.
>>34274077MMel Gibson
Women, do these work? Should I buy a spell?
>>34274079>gold medal ahegaoZoomer women are a trip
>>34274079Congrats to an antizionist queen.
>>34274079what about the sledding
Eating a bowl of oats, chocolate chips, and half and half just to feel something
>>34274086Based
>>34274078They both start with F they are both 3rd and are first person shooters they both have a story and characters. Same game.
I wish I could lurk somewhere that women hang out at and ask what I'm doing on my phone :(
For some reason cant get a good convo going with this girlShe might just not be interested :/Oh well
>>34274091hi what are you doing on your phone
>>34274072Are you also a virgin?
First Olympics so far I haven't even briefly looked at.
Haven't been watching the Olympics, were the Italian cameramen as pervy as the Japanese ones?
>>34274091I mean I'm ugly so if it can happen to me it can happen to you
>>34274090Hm wow I think you are my intellectual superior
>>34274081But friends have to be there for you. They can't do that if they're so fleeting.
>>34274087Big butt small boob is unironically so hot
essay reached word count minimum. if anyone cares . now going to hhhhghhhgggg
>>34274098I won't brag about it.
>>34274101>hhhhghhhggggThis means masturbate
>>34274090What about fallout 4 and far cry 4
>>34274093Oh, well I'd be on it if I was outside but I'm home now. Would you like to know what I'm doing at home?
Women,Would you give a balding toy a chance?
>>34274094Yeah. Is that bad?
moids, how would you feel if i slept with a stuffy every night?
>>34274103worse. im going to lay down and do nothing until work tomorrow >>34274105yes what’s your usual day/evening/night at home like anon
>>34274101If you can find the time I’d like to be unbirthed by you now (respectfully)
>>34274108Why can't I be your stuffy. I'm warm and hug you back.
>>34274106im actually weirdly attracted to woody. loyal and funny and likes to rough house >>34274110What The Hell
>>34274100pls take these fake tits out of meeeee
>>34274099They're there for me
>>34274114What have they done for you
>>34274112Uohhhhhhhhhhhh arghhhhhhh wahhhh schloop schloop schloop womp womp womp WAHWAHWAGWAH
>>34274116AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Lol
HE HAS RETURNED!!
>>34274079
>>34274119Imagine her meaty thighs locking around you as you coom balls deep into her
>>34274107No. I'm jealous.
>>34274113Why'd you get fake tits?
>>34274097I have my own car and only leave the house to get food sometimes. I have 0 opportunity to meet women. I'm not even ugly, I'm tall, have a good job, funny, have various skills and talents but I have little-to-no human connection>>34274109>yes what’s your usual day/evening/night at home like anonI might read some programming books or work on a side project for an hour, do some calisthenics for 30 mins, and then play one of my instruments for 3-4ish hrs before bed. It really just depends on how much I doom scroll YouTube and this place in between my various activities
Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn'tve fallen in love with?
>>34274113You did that to yourselfYou cant be loved with fake boobs
>>34274117Sorry it was an accident sorry won’t happen again
>>34274086>supports burning down and dismantling white weatern civilizationBased queen.
>>34274123Why lol
>>34274115Been my true and honest friendI'm so scared right now. I've ruined so much
I'm so jealous of her it's making me sick. I want to die
>>34274127Sure
>>34274108had a gf do this. was cute at first til it devolved into ever increasing age regression shit where she wanted me to tuck her in and read books to her while she went to sleep.
>>34274126wow that is more productive than I’ll ever be anon, granted am college student who loves my bed very much. closest I can get to programming is html but im a complete noob. what instruments do you play?>>34274129it ok I forgive you
>>34273520Fat
>>34274127Idk, I don’t really view love like that. Every love I’ve had has been deliberate in that I pursued it
>>34274133Why what does she have. And don't say everything.
>>34273523This is a trick question because retard men are also emotionally stunted. And Autists aren't all high functioning.
Next Thread>>34274140>>34274140>>34274140
Women would you rather date a man who can squat 6 platesOr a man who can bench 4plates
>>34273530Just >him.The rest of you could die.
>>34274143I don't know enough about lifting to know what this actually means
>>34274132Are then an actual single entity or just a metaphorical amalgamation of anons you've talked with Change is scary but things must get dirty before they become clean. What have you ruined
>>34273785Its better but what the FUCK is going on with vegeta. Is he supposed to look like a teenager?
>>34274136>wow that is more productive than I’ll ever be anon, granted am college student who loves my bed very muchI've been there lol, I graduated 2 years ago. Best part of the day was getting off of work or school, coming home, making a quick snack and then watching a movie in bed. What are you studying?>what instruments do you play?Guitar primarily and it's the instrument I'm the most proficient at. Decent pianist, capable bass player, and I can program drums. I want to get an acoustic drum set but that probably won't happen until I move into my own house again lol
>>34274077>him
>>34274009Yes. Please do that.
>>34274153in school currently for something artsy that in the realm of ai im quite ashamed of .. but it’s what I like doing and im sociable enough to make connections to actually get a job in the industry I think… and wow guitar! im not a very instrumental person because my fingers lock on strings so im only amateur at the uke lololol
>>34274139Aboyfriend her own place a job crystal clear skin
>>34274160>in school currently for something artsy that in the realm of ai im quite ashamed ofThat sounds really interesting... is it like... graphic design?>im not a very instrumental person because my fingers lock on strings so im only amateur at the uke lolololI could teach you, it just takes practice (also finger stretches before playing for hours lol). I usually play like shit for the first 30 mins I play, which is why Saturday and Sunday are my best days to play lol
>>34274172I rather not identify my major but it’s close! >stretchingthat isn’t something I never really thought about actually . .. im double jointed so pressing down on the neck always locks my fingers regardless and I haven’t touched my ukulele in like a year. always busy busy and lazy too
>>34274176Hey I remember you, hope you’re doing well
>>34274160>in school currently for something artsy that in the realm of ai im quite ashamed ofLearn this now and learn it quickly AI is here to stay and it won't replace professionals, only increase their productivity. AI is the new steam engine, use it correctly or be left in the dust by those who do.
>>34274184ah thank you! hope you and other anons are well too>>34274185yawns my biggest yawn that has ever yawned
>>34274176>always busy busy and lazy tooWell if you aren't too busy or feeling lazy these videos helped me a few years ago when I started having playing sessions that lasted 12+ hrshttps://youtu.be/TSrfB7JIzxYhttps://youtu.be/7_0aVxFxBa0They also helped me with joint pain from sitting in front of my computer all day. I always thought my hands were too big for the ukelele lol
>>34274193oh thank you!!!! :D I added them to my watch later tab for when im feeling musicalwhat genres do you usually play on the guitar? any favorite song?
>>34274189Any chance you’ll do rqs again?
>>34274176are you the anon from Maryland?
>>34274200probably not, I get to drawn in (no pun intended) and I’ll end end up not working on things that need to get done. I am grown up! I have responsibilities! sadge
>>34274204far from it sorry anon
>>34271907If a girl keeps I itiating texts. How do you know if she is just attention farming or interested.Theres an on going joke where she complains about her tummy hurting when I'm around her. She out of the blue said it to me over to text. I thumbs emojid it lol and she hasn't replied sinceWhat should I have said. Should I follow up asking if she's feeling better or leave it til she texts agakn
>>34274207Valid. I still use your work for some of my socials, and you helped me a lot personally. Good on you for doing what you gotta do, proud of ya
>>34274196>what genres do you usually play on the guitar?I'm a pretty big metalhead so a lot of death metal, black metal, thrash metal. I've primarily written death metal and black metal but I listen to a lot of shoegaze as well, so sometimes I'll come up with a really ethereal, distorted, and droning riff akin to something like My Bloody Valentine or some newer bands like Slow Crush>any favorite song?Favorite song to play is probably Evil Spells by Morbid Angel. Lots of cool riffs and there's a live version of it that I love and replicated the solo of a few months ago for fun lol
>>34274216omg!! im glad those drawings have some purpose haha I get scared using them myself in fear of being recognized. and thank you! it was a fun era>>34274218oh wow!!!! this is far from what music I imagined for you in my head LOL I personally enjoy a little country but this is good too #currentlylistening
>>34274225LOLWhat were you thinking I'd play? I also like listening to classical music and jazz, which is what I usually play on piano. What music do you like?
>>34274232oops I forgot to answer the first question, I was expecting soft and folksy on an acoustic guitar, I kinda forget electric guitars exist LOL
>>34274236Wait this is actually good wtf lmaoooooI'm digging the carousel music>>34274239Oh heh, I have an acoustic but I only play it if I'm really sad lol. I know some Beatles, a couple old country songs, and Death In June but that's about it lol
>>34274250it’s so great Beatles good too!
>>34274252Do you listen to this music when doing your art? I feel like these kinds of tunes would put me in a very creative and whimsical mood
>>34274259yes I also listen to random commentary on YouTube hahaha
>>34274261>I also listen to random commentary on YouTubeYou can do that? it always throws off my concentration if I hear speaking voices while doing anything creative or when I need to think about whatever I'm coding
Genderdo you ever think of blondes?
>>34274119>filenamelol
>>34274104Same game.
>>34273795The replies to this tell you it's a no go, because every girl answers one or the other.
>>34274269MI never stop thinking about them, they're on my mind 24/7
>>34274269Munironically prefer brunettebut hair color is like the least important factor, by far
