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>>34269329Plap
Where do I meet clingy gf
do e kittens appreciate my unsolicited tribs of your discord profile
>>34269329M or FAre most relationships just 2 lonely people who stay together out of convenience and not wanting to be alone so they just deal with each other and have sex twice a week, get married because they think no one else will come along, have kids, and then over the next 10-20 years drift apart and slowly hate each other more and more, sex turns into twice a year, maybe 1 or both of them cheat, until they get divorced once the first kid graduates highschool?
>>34269337MA lot are like that, but I don't believe most are.
love is just as much a choice as it is raw emotion. few understand this
>>34269340
Wish I had a man who would stay with me out of convenience
Dear God, I pray some day the femcels here find the peace they need for the outside world to be as safe as their inside world. That they know everything will be alright and that the people that are on the news that frighten them are a tiny insignificant percentage of men. That most men like their brothers, fathers, cousins, and uncles are there for them, and those that aren't they are only a tiny fraction of their lives. Please God help them find peace even if their feelings are boiling with intense anger that the lid falls off on the pot. Give them the armor they need to face the world in all these monsters they face daily. In Jesus name, amen.
Women: this is what AI thinks of women from your country.
OH MOTHERI CAN FEELTHE SOIL FALLING OVER MY HEAD
>>34269347Performative bullshit, disgusting
>>34269345Sup
>>34269350I didn't quite understand that?
When I go to sleepI'll always think about you in my dreams each nightAnd I promise you that IWill be so much more than a prototype
>>34269329Men, would you marry a woman that had more sexual partners than you?
Women should dress like medieval peasant girls instead of whatever the fuck they're wearing now
Sometimes I hope that when I die I get another chance. But what if I've already died and this is my other chance, what if it'll be exactly like this or worse? The one hope I had was that things might be better when I die but now that's ruined too.
>>34269356sure
>>34269340Knowing that just makes it hurt that much more when they stop choosing to love you>>34269357What makes you think I have the money for wool and linen clothing
>>34269356Absolutely not.No sex outside of marriage.
>>34269359I think I must have died a lot now.
>>34269359>The one hope I had was that things might be betterLife never gets better, only worse
>>34269362buy some old army blankets and lern2sew
>>34269362>Knowing that just makes it hurt that much more when they stop choosing to love youYeah, it does. That doesn't mean there won't ever be someone who will choose to do it forever, though.
>>34269356MYeah I would. She just has to commit to me like I do for her.
>>34269356I guess. I haven't had that many relationships so most women my age probably have a higher body count
>>34269366I know how to sew. Army blankets ain't gonna cut it for a dress. Would for a cloak. And where tf am I going to find used army blankets. Especially in any color other than gray or olive.
>>34269356Yeah, I don't see why not. I've slept with a total of three women myself.I would just expect committed monogamy the entire time we dated and especially during marriage, of course.
Why must all good things come to pass and leave you hollow?
>>34269368It does if I never give anyone the chance because I refuse to ever be that vulnerable again. I'll take the certainty of removing the possibility of being hurt again over the chance that it might work out.
i have a crazy question, Do women like being harassed? I am a guy if thats not clear, Logically it would make sense if the Ugliest guy/Chadest ones feel attracted enough to a girl to actually go out of his way and harass her, No?
>>34269365>that faggy movie againDamn bro is the film com[any paying you or what?
>>34269377entropythe universe wants to return to oblivion
>>34269380>Logically it would make sense if the Ugliest guy/Chadest ones feel attracted enough to a girl to actually go out of his way and harass her, No?What in the esl
>>34269380Hey bud, if you have manners you will know how to not harass women and instead have polite casual conversation that might lead to a positive interaction with a woman. That's the key, social etiquette. Good luck on your autism diagnosis.
>>34269377Because you believe in good and bad not in gray areas.
>>34269377Be thankful there is anything at all, you are very entitled.
>>34269389Women hate that shit
Can someone tell me what the point of living after being a failure is?
>>34269397To ruin other people's lives
>>34269397Chilling out.
>>34269397youre still alive. converting energy into movement. neurons are firing, lungs breathing. hardly a failure
>>34269379I hope you can see the value in vulnerability again sometime.I've been there myself and am glad I changed my outlook.Some guy named Tennyson said something related to this in a eulogy he wrote for a friend.
>>34269394No we do not, you uncouth scoundrel.
I sometimes wonder if my parents should have killed me for being autistic due to my abnormal development, and to save the rest of society from me being inflicted upon it.
>>34269349SOME GIRLS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERSSOME GIRLS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS (THAN OTHERS)SOME GIRLS MOTHERS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHER GIRL'S MOTHERS
>>34269402How is that worth anything.
>>34269388Well i probably mentioned that i was a guy asking women, So if you can read stop white knighting other women.They can speak for themself, Faggot
>>34269407I think you need to go for a walk and know autism is a blessing not a curse.
Do women care if you call them a bitch? Is it a generational thing? My father sometimes will call my mother a bitch but she's not really phased, whereas I called my hb's gf a bitch and she took great offence to it.
Men, would you oblige your girlfriend/wife if she asked you to step on food barefoot and let her lick your feet?
>>34269403>the value in vulnerabilityBased on personal experience it only serves to help you lose things, not sure what the value of that is
I saw my little brother writing a Roblox version of picrelated.He's totally gay, isn't he? I don't know how to approach the discussion with him.
>>34269412Your question doesn't make sense And neither does this response You're using words wrong
The boyfriend of the woman I'm crushing on sent me a bunch of weird DMs talking about how he wishes the age of consent were lower because it doesn't harm a child to have sex. He also started talking to me in a different DM about how today's media lacks "positive representation" of pedophiles.How do I show these texts to her without her accusing me of trying to get her to break up with him? She already knows I've got a thing for her, so she's just going to dismiss me as some white knight trying to get in her pants.But she needs to know her boyfriend is a mentally unwell pedophile. I'm just worried about how it looks if I'm the one to tell her.
>>34269422*drawing, not writing.
>>34269394Literally they all seem to just collectively lie to save face or something
>>34269413NtaAutists are the worst
>>34269413>autism is a blessing not a curseThen why are autistic "people" retarded? You can tell they are severely mentally slow by the high percentage of them that think it's a good idea to post on 4chan.
>>34269397What makes you a failure?
>>34269397to like and hit that subscribe button
>>34269415Ur a bitch, bitch.
>>34269416Hell no wtf I'd kiss her feet though
>>34269430I think it's more that male autists are so concerned about making women uncomfortable due to their autisticality, that they accidentally go full circle in the opposite direction and come off as sex creeps.
>>34269422How about... He's so nice it is weak and boring. Like look at this teacher from Ferris Beuler's day off. He's just damn boring.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zyjLyBp64&pp=ygUdYnVlbGxlciBidWVsbGVyIGJ1ZWxsZXIgc2NlbmU%3DHehehe
>>34269422Ask him sometime if there are any girls he likes or boys and see how he reacts. Just let him know he can talk to you and he likely will eventually.
>>34269441
>>34269439Why don't you want your feet licked and kissed?
>>34269444Because they're gross man feet. She has pretty dainty woman feet.
>>34269424>You're using words wrongwomen are neanderthals
Did I ever tell you about my cuck experience? I was a guest DJ at a party for "human vampires" that was held at the "Lord Vampire's" (no, that's really what he fucking called himself) apartment. Like these people all had their teeth filed into fangs and wore red contacts every day. Anyway his "thrall", which was what he called one of the women he was in this bisexual polycule with, started sliding up to me, grinding on me, and trying to kiss me and masturbate me mid-DJ set. The "Lord Vampire" dude walked in and I was freaking out, like he'd think we were cheating, and he told her to go for it and suck my dick while I was DJing. And he sat down on the sofa and put his hands down his pants and started jerking off while he watched us.It was real fucking weird. And yes, I do have bite marks on my dick.
>>34269422So what, my lil brother might be some type of queer, frankly I'm more worried he gets a girl eventually but she cheats on him. If that ever happens I'd kill her before he even gets the chance to. >Inb4 couldn't that happen if he's a fag tooYeah but gays are kind of a self solving problem with the amount of disease they get, if that's the case I just have to beg him to use condoms until the fag cheater dies of the next super AIDS.
>>34269432Autistic people can be on this website if they want to. They can be as much of an adult as normal people. They can drive cars, hold down jobs, and go to college. That makes them worthy to be an adult.
>>34269449Bro I think you DJ'd an Epstein party
>>34269449Based vampire cuck.
>>34269422>Roblox Look on the bright side, at least he isn't being recruited into 764 or getting groomed into some kind of Neo-Nazi fight club. Roblox is a shit show for that stuff.
>>34269416You know there are worse and weirder things I guess I’d give it a shot
>>34269446ntaif she likes them, she likes them. who cares what you yourself think.
>>34269454I've been unironically trying to tear him away from Roblox and encourage him to play other games exactly for this reason. I shared my entire Steam library with him and he still occasionally falls into playing Roblox anyway.
>>34269450>I'm more worried he gets a girl eventually but she cheats on him. If that ever happens I'd kill her before he even gets the chance to.Insane.
>>34269426That reminds me of a news story, some celebrities and an island or something.Point is, it would be rude to blackmail him with his incriminating texts. So don't do that.If you were to do that, don't put it in writing. But you would never do such a thing, right anon?
>>34269443
>>34269452There were too many black and mixed people there including the "Lord Vampire" for it to be an Epstein party. And also no one under the age of 21, thank God. Nothing against the community college freshmen I've taught in a past life, I just have no desire to fuck them.
>>34269446Then we're at a stalemate. You have hot man feet. Don't deny it.>>34269455Would the average man react this way, or do I have to get incredibly lucky for a guy to not run for the hills over something like this?
>>34269459I'm sorry you don't care enough about your family to kill people who would want to do them harm, grow a pair of balls, or ovaries, whichever you're missing.
>>34269416I'd be a hypocrite if I said no but if she really wants it then yeah I'd do that for her.
>>34269463Oh okay it was a Diddy party then, clear as crystal.
>>34269459why dont you just transition and fuck your brother kek massive faggot
>>34269464What makes you think we have the slightest idea how the average man thinks.Honestly any weird sex thing that doesn't involve opening the relationship, pegging, or humiliation would probably get a fair shake.
>>34269464If a guy permitted you to lick his big stompers would you let him get a footjob?
Men, why do you not listen to Malema?
Is it just me or has the amount of general psychosis increased in /atoga/ these past few months.
>>34269399I like this idea tell me more
>>34269464I'm not unconvinced that you aren't a tranny
>>34269466>kill people who would want to do them harmInfidelity is not worth killing over, just move on.
>>34269482I think it's just you, brah.
>>34269478Because I don't like socialist dictators, or any other kind of dictator. This is the 21st fucking century, commies, monarchs, and fascists should have no place in today's world. We ought to be beyond that and moving toward more and more direct forms of democracy and away from authoritarian leadership even by those who are elected democratically.
I can hear the nieghbors over my podcast and they're UNDER me I hope they break up
>>34269482I think you need to stop worrying about some of us. You see me I'm more like a guy spacing out seeing the stars on acid, than someone who is just mad for no reason okay?
>>34269482The psychosis was the result of HPPD from a THC Delta-9 edible, specifically I didn't know someone tried to prank me by baking that into my birthday cake. I started bugging out and thought I was going full schizo. The symptoms lasted for months.
>>34269464I don’t know. I’m not exactly the average man I’m pretty open to kinky stuff. I also don’t mind trying things to make a partner happy.
>>34269446NtaMy ex has more attractive feet than me. I don't know how to explain it but his man feet are definitely hotter than my ugly toed woman feet.
>>34269478Because I'm not a fucking betabux simp crazy bait blah blah
>>34269356Sure
>>34269500People who glaze that guy remind me of people who glazed Hugo Chavez back in the 2000s for the simple reason that he didn't like Dubya Bush
>>34269483Is there anyone in particular who's life you're vying to ruin?
>>34269433I've lost a lot of time and money
>>34269490If you're under him, you ain't getting over him.
>>34269506Yes
>>34269475I thought that was partially the point of these threads.>>34269476Sure.>>34269485I suppose I have a lot of moidy fetishes from growing up on 4chan and Newgrounds and similar places. I like braps and being cucked as well, but surprisingly enough I'm completely straight, not the least bit bisexual. For what it's worth, while I'm not keen on trannies, I'm pretty sure I'm an AAP and I'd rather be a guy than a female. Not from internalized misogyny or anything, I'm just a degenerate fujo.
Oh my lordI love food
When I was 20 I had so much hope for my life now I want to kill myself
My coworker's wife keeps throwing out massive cheater red flags, and he just brings it up as weird "women, amirite?" moments. I have to consciously un-blackpill myself after hearing him talk about their relationship, it's fucking grim.She does stuff like get blackout drunk (intentionally) at a party he wasn't at, accusing him of cheating out of the blue, etc. He just sees it as her being irrational but meaning well.On paper I know it's none of my business, and I doubt he'd believe me, but I feel like warning him somehow. Am I just being schizo?
>>34269507Well time can’t be made back but money can be. Or you learn to appreciate having less. Were you trying to do anything specific with your money and it seems like you can’t now? It might be hard for me to relate since what’s important to me isn’t really money.
>>34269515Hello betabuxx
If a stranger or someone you just met said one of these things to you, which would you find most romantical?
I need more movies like Cable Guy with Jim Carrey and One Hour Photo with Robin Williams. Basically I want to see more movies with comedic actors as villains. Any suggestions?
>>34269416Yeah
>>34269513The only time I seriously considered an heroing was when I was 19, now a decade later I'm on an upward trajectory. Tide goes in, tide goes out.A lot of what you were told to expect were probably naive lies by somebody else, but that doesn't mean you can't carve a good life out for yourself.
>>34269509Perfect what are we working with.
>>34269524A woman who wronged me, bullied me, and caused me undue stress for her own amusement
>>34269510>moidy fetishes>being cucked, AAP, fujoRiiight.
Women, has your dad ever demanded that you call him "Daddy" in a weirdly sexual way?
>>34269510Honestly not sure if all that's worse What kind of male feet do you like
womenI might end up in the hospital again (I was in the hospital in September due to stomach issues and had my gallbladder removed)What should I eat the rest of the night/tomorrow and in the hospital to make sure I don’t get huge sick?I’m asking women because you guys (on paper) know how to make people feel better from illness
why do women talk so much
>>34269531Because they're in an American bandThey're coming to your townThey'll help you party down
>wish i could be dwarfed and smugly mocked for my height by a girl>tall why is my brain so gay and retarded
>>34269525Interfere with her relationship
>>34269514No, you're not being schizo, she is a cheater for sho
>>34269514No. Those are both tells that she is cheating on him and you should say that next time.
>>34269534porn & hentai
>>34269535I need something better than that
>>34269530Just eat the soups, jello, and whatever broth foods they give you. Be careful if it's foods that are you have to chew(meat) chew thoroughly if you do eat that type of food they serve you
>>34269540i dont watch porn and havent since i was 19 also how is hentai distinct from porn
>>34269541Hatefuck her
>>34269518Big Fat Liar was pretty funny with Paul Giamati.
>>34269547You're useless
>>34269527No.
>>34269548Paul Giamatti is also playing a villain character on the new Star Trek if I remember right.
>>34269536>>34269537>you should say that next time.The problem is I'm chronically single, so he's going to wonder when I suddenly became a relationship expert.The causality is reversed and shit like this is why I don't think too highly of relationships, but everyone just assumes I'm a wallflower, and I don't usually care.>didn't ask*shrug*
>>34269545>havent since i was 19oh so you only watched it during your crucial developmental years which cemented your fetish in stone
>>34269527What a retarded administration lol
>>34269534Shut up, tall boi.My neck hurts looking at you.
Men shouldn't laugh.
>>34269526I didn't mean the fujoshitism, I meant whatever makes men immediately think "troon alert">>34269528I'm not fussy or picky, though I prefer clean over dirty (I mean unhygienic dirt, being covered in food is fine). I think men undervalue the sexual appeal of their body parts way too much. Or they focus on their penis. I asked because even though in my head, I would hope a guy would take something like that as a compliment, I also had a conflicting feeling that irl it might not go over that smoothly. I don't really come to these generals often, but they're good for reminding myself of what men's actual boundaries are so I don't just assume "ah, men are horny, he'll love it" and screw up bad.
>>34269559Then stop posting funny shit like >>34269556
>>34269553Reddit or an article.https://worriedlovers.com/signs-of-a-cheating-spouse/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=truthfinder&utm_term=7629702230&utm_content=84091435347&cmc_adid=ga_655972970819_7629702230&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=7629702230&gbraid=0AAAAAC_qDBq9I6kqrl_2fehMCzu0qRUJ8&gclid=CjwKCAiAwNDMBhBfEiwAd7ti1HSIELdedpr3ZwDao4g9RmgPjoLxd81XPdLvuXjwJHpNd6JCluIUtBoCM8MQAvD_BwE
Do men get annoyed when you ask them to reassure you?
>>34269542Okay thank you boss lady
>>34269566>911 what is your emergencyI'd like to report the murder of a url link.
>>34269566What an insanely long URL
>>34269541Well you're the boss you know her better than I do. You have to be like a snake. Lie in wait collect info. Make a plan. Wait for the perfect time to strike. And be creative.
>>34269555They have a bunch of Zoomer internet trolls running their social media and it shows.
>>34269329https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DU1YNQhDE3t/Femanons we could have been fucking like RABBITS about now in oly village but you didnt go.Why?
>>34269464Right now I don't see anything wrong and I want to oblige her fetishes as much as I possibly can. But when youre actually with a person in front of you your knee jerk reaction might be different and once that happens youre kinda stuck with that because people naturally don't want to be seen to change their minds. Like one time my ex kinda wanted to surprise rim me and I didnt let her but now thinking back I really really wish I did.It kind has a to do too with thinking how she would see you for agreeing/agreeing to readily or maybe like youre doing her a favor by saying no, you know better than her that it wont be what she thinks will be.
>>34269551Yup klingite or w/e
>>34269567Depends on the man.I'm always happy to, but I'm some guy who posts on a board where I can give advice and reassurance to total strangers for fun.
>>34269554i never looked for niche porn content i just jerked off to vanilla stuff from time to time, try again
>>34269549No you are. Big doubt she even bullied you
>>34269567Reassure you about what? Matters a lot.
>>34269559Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
>>34269574Do you ever wonder if Aubrey Plaza murdered her husband? His death smelled of a cover up to me.
>>34269348Indians wished they women looked half as good
>>34269573Definitely. Probably including one or two stooges from DOGE who declared themselves very vital, I'm sure
>>34269559I'm gonna make more men laugh
>>34269567Yeah it gets annoying
>>34269581I once had to reassure a woman that she wasn't a slut, which I thought was a stupid thing for her to care about. Like, oh, you've had a lot of sex? I don't care.
>>34269562I think I've posted my feet before and surprisingly someone liked it
>>34269583I dont know who she is!
>>34269574Don't have a boat to sail over to italy with >him in tow to steal the women from underneath you.
>>34269567I don't like when girls are like "oh im so totally ugly and unattractive uhhh"Just makes me want to idk pull her close and ahhhhBut i cant do that with stranger women
>>34269586>>>/pol/>>34269590Call me autistic but if the reassurance was "say I can do no wrong" I'd pause. Maybe she used to be a slut, I don't know.
>text a girl on saturday>She replies on fucking monday with a long msgI know some people dont sit on their phones constantly butShes just not interested isnt she....She was down to hang out again after our last time but it didnt happen yetDid i take too long and she got cold feet?
Women, do you agree with the following >The world is not a fair place and does not owe you anything >Most of the problems and struggles in your life are self imposed, not due to the environment you live in
>>34269516Hello buzzword anon
>>34269348Was expecting my country to be anime character
>>34269604I’m so insecure the bitch lied to us
>>34269574Is that webm from a porn?
>>34269602No. We make impressions on society daily. It is everyone's fault that the world is not a fair place. Systems in place must be burned to the ground so we can start over.
>>34269602mushroom
>>34269522Based
Have to wake up in sub 3 hours to deliver my car to mechanicBut i also need to wank before sleepBut im stuck browsing atogay
>>34269618Wank at the mechanic. I solved your problem.
see you guys in 2 months
>>34269416Only if I meticulously cleaned them beforehand and it wasn’t a degradation thing for her. Not doing that with a gf, though.
>>34269567if you are relying on solely me for reassurance, then yes because i don't want to fuck and marry a child. if it is occasional reassurance or a specific issue or something then that's entirely different story
>>34269611Have you thought of asking questions instead of jumping to conclusions about the world?
>>34269620Quit wasting water with your AI slop>>34269624Where you headed?
>>34269559>Men shouldn't laugh.Do women not like our smiles?
No one is going to save you. Love is something reserved for people who deserve it. You had a rotten heart the moment you were born. You are an evil evil person and you deserve the suffering you feel. The gall you have to complain is incredible. Being aborted would have been too good for you
Women, how can you possibly be this dumb? What world do you think we live in?
>>34269416i absolutely would in principle except i'm highly sensitive so i don't think it'd be as arousing as you imagine, unless you're into some kind of tickle torture fetish or something (which i would also be willing to try)
>>34269610Surprisingly, no
>>34269633Who's the titcow with the Bismarck helmet?
>>34269632I’ll see you in hell if you living with regrets man
>>34269632Quit vague posting you self indulgent douche
>>34269633>thinks 3% of men make more than 1 million/year>thinks 8% of men own yachts
>>34269641I''m talking to myself
>>34269636My wife
Women, do you wear chokers?
Ladies,How do I find a Sigma female to be my girl friend?
Girls, do you like the song Type A Nigga by Nino Breeze
>>34269602I agree fully with the first statement and it's one of the reasons why I hate third wave and after feminism, but I'm not so sure about the second one. When I think about what sort of problems I have now that are self-imposed, they're still an indirect result of environments I was raised in and still am in. I can get over it and work through them with my own willpower and self-discipline, but they wouldn't be problems in the first place if I hadn't been treated the way I was, I don't think I was born destined to be like this. I obviously understand this treatment is just the way the world is, I accept it's always going to exist and happen, I just think it's partially responsible nonetheless. Unless I'm misunderstanding your point.>>34269625How long would you say you have to be married before it seems appropriate for her to bring it up?>>34269634YES OH MY GOD. I'd love to do that to a guy.
>>34269646Can I cuck you?
>>34269648If they don't wear a choker, how are you supposed to know if they have their BJ certification or not? You don't ask a sommelier not to wear their tastevin do you?
If you have no friends, no job, and live in a tiny apartment by yourself will you commit suicide, become an alcoholic, or achieve inner peace?
>>34269645You're supposed to ask questions here, bruv. Negative spirals like you're doing will just exasperate whatever mental illness you're dealing with anyway.
>>34269644TBF somebody making 900k could totally afford a small yacht.>>34269653>bringing up fetishes after marriageWoah buddy.
>>34269656So far it’s become inner peace
>>34269628Yes. I already did that.>>34269478
>>34269660>posting pornstars like a degenerate
>>34269658Maybe I feel better
>>34269648Sometimes
>>34269661Encouraging info.
>>34269632Do you think I should kill myself?
>>34269624Enjoy lent anon
>>34269653>YES OH MY GOD. I'd love to do that to a guysounds like we'e have fun in that case, i view sex entirely as something playful so i'd probably indulge whatever strange fetishes you have as long as it doesn't involve me licking asshole (and you know, you indulge in some of mine but i think they're all pretty tame. mild pet play, praise, pegging, etc. i got a whole complex around being independent so i get off on submission, many such cases)
>>34269674No
>>34269675Fucking Catholics.
>>34269677Why not?
Need extremely submissive gf with early 2000's eye makeup to plow so hard she can't form words
Men, why are you not wearing a skirt right now? Do you hate your balls and wish to boil them? Air out your cock.
>>34269679For what
>>34269416I'd give it a shot but wouldn't want to step on food that seems too weird
>>34269682I am almost always commando nowadays.
>>34269682I'm glad they took your kids
>>34269682I'm just nude rn
>>34269656Get a job and force yourself to enjoy the turmoil it provides. >>34269682Instructions unclear.
>>34269682Too busy being naked under my onesie.
>>34269682I hate when my dick and nuts are out.
>>34269683Because I don't like myself or my life and I don't think I can save it. I'm a useless waste. Surely you understand don't you.
>>34269670Does it depend on your outfit?
>>34269694I understand. but you should live
I'm extremely drunk rn and wish I had a loving gf to kiss all over my neck
>>34269687>>34269689>>34269690>>34269691>all the moids are naked*gulp*
>>34269694oh miseryposter, quit being so melodramatic and live a little, eh
>>34269696Why should I. Why shouldn't you.
>>34269699Bold of you to assume. I tried my hand at some muffins. They were shit. I’m not even sure it’s worth freezing them for a desperate day.
>>34269703Figure it out before you give up
>>34269682Blue, I hate to burst your closeted male fantasy, but that isn't me. I am in reality just at home a lot alone, just because my mind goes blank in conversations mid way and I nervously don't know how to interact with people. I spent most of my life in front of a computer too.
The hardest part of my day is when I sit down. It's so uncomfortable
>>34269653>How long would you say you have to be married before it seems appropriate for her to bring it up?It’s better that she brings up weird fetishes before marriage unless she’s going to bury them permanently. If we know before it gets to the point of making a serious commitment, then there’s less heartache involved if there’s either something I find utterly depraved or something she couldn’t go without.I wouldn’t mind being told relatively early on, even just months into dating. I might have to do a bit more work to figure out exactly where she’s coming from, but that’s expected for dating, and the honesty on something like that is a good sign.
>>34269699Shit bitch. Just get down here, on your knees and suck this big ass dick.
>>34269706>These words are all I have so I'll write them>So you need them just to get by
>>34269705I've tried. Besides you wouldn't even know if I did. I don't think you're evil but rather unrecognized and lost.
>>34269700Based knower is back!
>>34269676Jeez you sound awesome. I've always been dominant and rapey fetish-wise, probably because I'm an autistic doormat people pleaser in real life. If I was lucky enough to get a bf/husband I wouldn't make him do anything he genuinely didn't want to.>>34269711That's fair. I can totally understand that.
>>34269716>unrecognized?
>>34269699My cock ligament is too tight so it looks like I have a half chub constantly
I will damn near throw my back out fucking a slim chick wearing nothing but high top converse
>>34269710Are you talking the quiet moments when the existential dread starts to creep in or just actually sitting down?
>>34269718I don’t think he leaves.
>>34269718Not me. I'm not some faggot simp creep who fails to radar people over and over.
>>34269695Yeah. I don’t go to work in chokers
American dating apps never stop being funny. American man and woman both glued to phone like it is holy book. Create profiles with careful photos, man flexes muscles in gym mirror, woman poses with coffee cup bigger than her head. Bio says “Love travel and dogs, seeking deep connection.” Deep? Ha! Two messages later it is “Send pics” or “What you into?” Into? Like hobby or hole? Swipe left, swipe right, like playing cards but heart is the stake. Match happens, excitement for five seconds, then chat dies because “vibes off.” Vibes again! I laugh every time. What vibes? Invisible wind that decides love?
>>34269724No, like the physical act of sitting in a chair hurts
>>34269720I don't think you're evil or unlovable, I think you're good at heart but haven't had the right person recognize all the good stuff that's within you.
How can you tell when someone is in love with you? Either gender.
>>34269726Confusing post. You identify as Knower?
>>34269729When I see women with skinny necks wearing chokers I get a boner.Nta btw
>grew up friends with this girl>did everything together, two peas in a pod. Etc.>people (her parents included) would always ask if we were together>move for work after highschool>find out she has a bf, he's 10 years older>try to spend more time with her>get hangouts for a whole day with her>listen to her problems, understand he's bad for her and help her slowly build a wedge between him and her>they eventually break up after years of turbulence>find work near her, tell her I can't find a place to live, ask to move in with her>living together, realize she needs some space so I keep a bit of distance by working opposite shifts, but still there for her>master plan just needs time>ex bf comes back out of nowhere after all this time because they just happen to have a "FRIENDLY CONVERSATION">she's suddenly asking me if I'm still looking for my own placeThis guy can't even remember her birthday. I've literally there for her through everything
>>34269648I used to wear them more I feel like I'm too old for the plastic ones now and those are the ones I like
>>34269732gm ser
>>34269734Thhats nice for you
>>34269732I love you
Why do the ugliest women have the biggest ego? Does this stem from insecurity or most "pretty" women just know how to larp as "trad"
>>34269721*googling anatomy charts of moid to understand*
American dating, total mess like soup with too many cooks. Woman strong, pays half, opens own door, but then complains. American man so confused: “Am I toxic if hold door?” Toxic? Like poison mushroom? No, polite! Then woman says “I am independent,” but expects flowers on Valentine anyway. Mixed signals like radio with bad antenna. Dating books everywhere: “Rules for women,” “How to make him chase.” Chase? Like dog after cat? Love is not hunt. No power struggle on date. American couple argues who pays or who texts first. Silly! Date should be dance, not wrestling match.
>>34269738HAHAHAHAHAHA bro was the king beta orbiter. Just move on dude, she's retarded, and so are you for not fucking her sooner
>>34269738Did you consider asking her out at any point
>>34269718at this point it isn't even about identifying the miseryposter (master of the mean), it's just fun to trigger anons like >>34269726 because they respond like clockwork to it>>34269719>independent schizo and meek autist in public>submissive aminal and dominant zookeeper in privatewhat an insane dynamic that'd be rofl, hope you can find your cake stepper husband anon
>>34269704Look at this muffin man.
>>34269736That's what you named me. Please don't try to radar me, you're not very good at it.
>>34269746The suspensatory ligament is responsible for a cock standing up when erect. Mine is so tight my boners point to the sky and my flaccid cock sticks straight out
>>34269755Neither are you since I didn’t do shit, I’m not your egirl
>>34269706But that's also most posters here, so. You're not different.
>>34269733Yeah, it’s uncomfortable. I like a good leather lounge chair, but then I get bored.
>>34269744I'm pretty mid so I feel like I've experienced both treatments on occasion. When people are nice to you or give you free shit and aren't weird about it you feel obligated to be gracious but when they kind of just want you to fuck off there's no real reason to be nice. If they don't think the world of themselves nobody will.
>>34269682
>>34269755That's not me
I pack my shorts for a bigger bulge and foids absolutely look. I don't feel bad about it because I'm actually pretty large but it doesn't show. I'm basically just making sure to advertise what I actually have. I enjoy the attention and women seem to like it too. Wdyt
>>34269744Ask bv
>>34269756Easy mode to ride. That hits the correct spot best as well.
>>34269750She wasn't ready for a relationship at the time
>>34269765MI think that’s very silly
>>34269763Men, why did you not create a beautiful snow woman face to sack tap and facial abuse and glaze this winter?
>>34269753And may you meet your zookeeper wife, anon. Or whoever you're looking for if you're a different anon ahaha.
>>34269726Why would you act like him of all people?
Girls, are you aware of how much your phone addiction has obliterated your attention span?
>>34269758Who insinuated that you're a girl.>>34269764Still, it's pretty annoying.
>>34269756Mine has mine flop up even when flaccid. I'm kinda jealous just hearing yours points forward. I try to push it down sometimes to get it to "hang" and it just won't
>>34269775>Still, it's pretty annoyingWhy try and ID misery femanon then?
>>34269774No.
>>34269772The only person I act like is myself.
>>34269774Yeah, it's bad
>>34269754It’s like cardboard with cranberries in it. Don’t turn out like the last batch. These are the last I make for a little while. Going to focus on espresso for a little bit. My next batch down the line will be a choccy espresso muffin.
>>34269775Retarded
>>34269748And when finally meet from app, first date is tragedy comedy. American always chooses coffee shop or casual drink. Casual like old shirt? In my country first date is proper dinner with wine, maybe live music, man pays to show he values time. But American? Let us grab latte, low pressure. Low pressure? Like tire with hole? Sit and stare at each other over tiny cups, talk about weather or Netflix show. Watch latest season of "Mormons having sex?" Whole conversation surface like puddle after rain. No deep questions: “What makes your heart sing?” or “Tell me story of your grandmother.” Instead, “What do you do for work?” Job? Important, yes, but soul more. If silence comes, panic! Check phone, fake laugh. American fills every gap with small talk, like stuffing pillow with feathers until bursts. Then bill comes, oh, the bill dance! Split like banana? American screams “equality” but equality stops at door when woman waits for him to open it.
>>34269782Do you think it's time for you to do something about it?
>>34269780Surely you see the irony then?
>>34269777I didn't lol, I'm not the guy constantly crying oh miseryposter! I don't call people out.
>>34269771i actually found her but the universe is making it hard for us to date or even talk at the moment, which i guess is how it'd go in like a movie so maybe this is just the way it's supposed to be. i am, generally speaking, NOT a big yaldabaoth fan. you take the serpent's head, and you CRUSH IT with your heel (which i suppose you'd be into, in principle)
>>34269737I like the attention so thank you.
>>34269774The gender that brought us "it's genetic/a glandular problem" going to take accountability for their phone addiction? Ha
>>34269776My cock is also quite thick compared to the length so that helps prop it up
>>34269774I’m good
>>34269784>>34269789You're confusing me with someone else.
>>34269792I just think about slipping my hand under to grab her neck so I can pull her in to kiss her
>>34269790>I didn't lol, I'm not the guy constantly crying oh miseryposter! I don't call people out>>34269700>oh miseryposter, quit being so melodramatic and live a little, ehLol
>>34269783Mmm Black muffin. Just like the ones at costco.
>>34269795Who is she talking to?
>>34269734Someone recognizing me isn't going to make me good
>>34269761Yeah idk, I'm gonna fiber max for the rest of this week and all of next week. Hopefully it'll just go away, maybe it's a hernia or some shit
The only thing I need in life is a girlfriend that loves motorsports and wants to go to races with me.
>>34269803Idk what to tell you. That's not me. Completely different poster.
I'm weak to the hoodie and tight leggings combo. I like female ass a lot
>>34269807That's wifejack. So, it's hypothetically you, the husbando, that she's talking to.
>>34269810Bbrrrrrrrrerererrrooooooommmm
>>34269812The white trash fat ass combo? Dude, haven't some standards
>>34269811So why'd you respond to someone else's (You)?
>>34269808You aren't bad it's just that nobody's gotten close enough to see the good in you, ppl are shallow
>>34269805Gluten free too. Getting some mad baking skills, just not tonight. Will try to remember to post that batch when they happen.>>34269809Not a bad idea. Lower abdominal muscle? Consistent pain when sitting or just bending/moving certain way? Could be posture. I could send you a really nice oat bran muffin recipe.
>>34269811Post screenshot
>>34269815My standards are that her ass and hips stick out several inches from her tight waist. If you have under a 30-32 inch waist and any ass at all I'm in love
>>34269796Interesting. I'm almost 6 inches thick flaccid, i wonder if that's a trend for us up-pointers
>>34269821I'm only 5.7 inches around. I wish I was longer for sure
Ugh i had an itch on my foot and scratched it until it did this. Is it just us that does this or does the other gender do this too
>>34269816Who's (You) did I respond to. Someone said that guy was me, I told him it's not, I don't know why you're so confused. >>34269819https://files.catbox.moe/me4z8t.png
What a weird thread, just 3 posters samefagging their own posts
>>34269826I just pleasured myself to your foot. How does this make you feel?
>>34269786NahI'm fine if I'm busy it's just replaced TV in my leisure time and made standing around in public more bearable. Why be bored if I don't have to be.I do want be more mindful about actually watching the shows and movies I put on instead of having them be background noise for the YouTube video I'm watching and whatever other thing I'm doing on my phone at the same time.
>>34269829Maybe it's the drunk anon?
>>34269830I'm only annoyed because I asked a question and you didn't answer it
>>34269817Pwople have gotten plenty close to m,e, im still bad
>>34269818>Consistent pain when sitting or just bending/moving certain way?It seems to only be when sitting>Could be postureYeah maybe, my posture sucks. Sitting just doesn't make sense as a dude. How do you sit straight without crushing your dick/balls?
i can't believe the ruckus a one an shitpost aimed at miseryposter has caused, very funny guys thank you for the show
>>34269835Shut up ff
>>34269833I'm mainly just responding to others and making my own posts.
>>34269812I love men's butts so much it's unreal. I have a huge thing for men wearing jeans, but sometimes I read stuff where they think it's gay or something which is a shame. I guess it can be anything tight with butt pockets technically, I love how it accentuates men's asses. Fucking Mario almost certainly got me into this. I've masturbated to this sprite in my life probably more times than I've posted on 4chan at all. Even before I knew how to masturbate, I used to feel funny looking at it.
>>34269837That wasn't me.
>>34269837Yea idk what you guys were talking about over tehre
>>34269835How close? Doesn't seem like it
>>34269839kay
>>34269842Please be a girl
>>34269849>(it's not a girl)
>>34269826I can probably do self surgery if I had a little local anesthesia.
>>34269842wasn't there an autistic femanon here who posted about having a big fetish for mario? is that you? did that even happen? i'm going insane, the captchas look like mouths
>>34269850Dammit
>>34269834I’m giving you grief. No, I do not get the sudden urge to peel flesh off my foot because it itches.>>34269836Sitting a certain way? Are you hunching over? Fix your posture first. Hopefully it is something pulled. I’d also avoid overcorrecting as that’d out your lower back at risk.
I hate this eceleb worship bullshit in these threads, don't you guys have anything better to do ffs. Kill yourselves.
>>34269829What a weird post that didn't ask a question to the opposite gender
>>34269851>the woeman thinks she's Dr. HouseHmmm
>>34269856cry moar, fuckin dummy
>>34269858It obviously depends on what kind, dummy.
Women stopped doing their makeup like avril lavigne and everything has gotten worse since
>>34269818Oh did you ever try those gluten free oreos? I remember talking about those a while ago. Idk if it was to you.
>>34269602First, yes.Second, no.
>>34269858Her ego is mind blowing. It's always the fat bitches
>>34269854>Are you hunching over?Yeah I am
>>34269859Get a life faggot
>>34269869or else...?
>>34269827>Someone said that guy was meAnon, they were accusing someone else. That wasn't even your post, as your screenshot attests to. No one was talking to you until you randomly interjected.
Moids, my boobs hurt and that means my period is coming. Why have you done this?
>>34269872I'll massage them and get you some dark chocolate
>>34269875Yikes
>>34269852That was almost definitely me. If it mentioned farts, it was me. But if there is another, I really hope I find them so we can gush over Mario. I'm permabanned from Crystal Cafe so I can't even post in the husbando thread. If you're going to ask why, I replied to a moid.
>>34269877What a larp
>>34269863Yeah, I tried them and they were not half bad. Idk if it was or not. Probably like last year, I think. I pop in every so often, yknow.>>34269867Don’t do that.
>>34269871Someone called him knower anon (who he is not, that's me) and I told him that that guy is not in fact knower anon. Are you trolling me.
>>34269877oh yeah! it did mention farts for sure. i think you were also baking something with your mom or perhaps making a soup, but that may have been some other autistic femanon. my memory is poor with people and words in general, but i know it was around last autumn. what a crazy world
>>34269877Sure, sure, that's all real
>>34269875*mwah*
>>34269876She hass some honkers doesn't she?
>>34269872Why don't you stop sucking all that moid cock and come get you some of this sweet foid pussy?
>>34269870Parasociality only hurts you, idgaf what happens to you but don't shit up the thread with this nonsense
>>34269880>Don’t do that.How do I do it without smashing my dick and balls?
Drunk anon is going to bed, I love heart shaped booty and women's small waists, boobs and necks. Gn everyone
>>34269880They are kinda weird crunchy so that is understandable. But they had the flavors.I still like the precursor waifers better. They're like nega nilla waifers. Put those in a big yellow box with blue text, nabisco.
>>34269881I guess there's more than one anon by that nickname. The one I've seen before is obsessed with misery poster.
Why Marriage sex in America dies fast like flower without water? American couple goes to “sex therapist,” pays to talk about positions like homework. Therapist says “schedule sex night.” Schedule? Like dentist appointment? No wonder boring! In my country we keep surprise. Surprise kiss leads to more, no calendar. And when kids come, American parents become “mom and dad” only, forget they are lovers. Parents must steal moments like thieves in own house. Exciting!
Foids>choice A: you can smash a King's dick and balls, but to do so you must acknowledge he has the divine right to rule as king>choice b: you smash a moid's dick and balls but he enjoys itChoose
>>34269887thank you sigmund, i'll keep that in mind but you should know this all is just a game to me
>>34269895They're definitely both obsessed
>>34269886There is pussy out there? For me?
>>34269895I've made fun of her before but I don't beg for attention or console her like she's my thread waifu. I've never even called her that.
>>34269896Because the meme of being inexperienced before marriage means you're both retarded. Men surprise kiss means rape. And then they wonder why their wife wants to peg them after they run an entire household and wipe his ass for him.
>>34269894I have not tried the flavors yet, but will look. Those look good. That gave me an idea. Two years ago I mastered making whipped cream. I never did stabilized whipped cream though. A gluten free variant of Whats on that box in the picture. Yay or nay?
>>34269900>gifGen X got away with so much shit
>>34269898Profoundly mentally ill see a shrink
Do you respect women?
>>34269904Last I saw they had mint gluten frees in a few places. And a gluten free version of nilla waifers would probably smash for banana pudding. Those are pre-oreos.
Splash of cold reality: men have just as many sensitive erogenous zones as women, women have just never thought to try lightly caressing the inside of his thigh and have always just gone straight to dickWhat do you think?
>>34269911Nigga look like Steve kek finna drop all his items when you kill him fr
>>34269912I fucking love bananas. Only recently found out they were sold by weight and that you could buy a single banana at the grocery store.
Crop of faggots tonight
>>34269906sister, you don't know the half of it :P but i think you should lighten up and stop treating atoga as srs business. don't forget what site you're on!>>34269913not quite true, there are genuine nervous system + sensory processing differences between men and women, but men do certainly have more erogenous zones than just cock and balls and nuts
>>34269915I love the red ones infinitely better now. The yellow ones are starting to taste like raw potato too much. The darker those ones get they taste more like diabetes. Greenest is the only acceptable regular banana consumption.*mourning the cavendish, glory to the OG banana flavor*
>>34269911Didn't he turn out to be a pedo?
>>34269916You're in good company then
>>34269913>women have just never thought to try lightly caressing the inside of >his thighI think about that.
>>34269917I'm a man retard. I'd tell you to go and make some friends in real life and stop coming here and pretending you have some but if you were capable of that you'd already be doing it
>>34269920
>>34269918I didn’t know a red banana existed. Green is best. Yellow oatmeal. Black for banana bread but only just turning otherwise can be too sweet. Glory to cavendish of banana
>>34269882>i think you were also baking something with your mom or perhaps making a soupThat sounds like someone else. Maybe me and the baking/soup nona were posting in the same thread so you mixed us up ahaha. I usually only come to ATOGA maybe once or twice a month when I have intrusive questions I can't ask men in real life without scaring them.I 100% understand the larp replies, but they do seem like an indicator that the average man would probably not be into any of this stuff. I can live without experiencing it, but it does make me a bit paranoid about freaking a guy out and him dumping me if he found out some other way like going through my sketchbook or PC. But then, the anons who say they would do it give me hope that there's a non-zero chance. I don't consider myself the "heckin validation" type, but I don't know if that's what's driving me to check everything I think with men to see if it's ok with them. Then again, the actual reason probably is I just like fetishmining men.>>34269913I love this kind of stuff and research it a lot. I haven't done it in real life, but I've also learned how to touch a man's prostate.
Women, when are you getting pregnant?
>>34269922>I think about that.Bop his whizzle.Slap his gob.Up-C his Navi.Just tickle the rod.
>>34269919He respects women but likes boys, I don't see the conflict here.
>>34269924Lucky guess
>>34269925They do exist. They're quite sweet but still mellow and regular colored on the inside.
>>34269927I'm guessing two years
>>34269932Stop ok
>>34269926>but I've also learned how to touch a man's prostate.Hot
>>34269935It takes about two years of you're the kind that likes to have him cum inside already. If you're not there yet, two years is a massive underestimate
>>34269929No. Rustle >his pubes. Trace >his happy trail. Hands on >his theighs.
>>34269940That doesn't sound very fun for him
>>34269927Is that actual dialogue from a show?
>>34269941The fun part is building intimacy.
>>34269939IUD. Not TTC yet.
>>34269923what can i say, i'm not big on other people, most of them aint worth the effort, look how worked up you get over shitposting on an anonymous image board for instance. people are something else. i'm sure you probably have a well adjusted social life (no doubt ;-)), and look at your sentiments here. no, i'm quite happy with an isolated life of shitposting and tinkering on my projects>>34269926yeah, the more i thought about it the less i think that was you. don't give up hope though, i did have the zookeeper gf at one point, the mario cosplaying fart peddling food stomping guys exist somewhere, and the acceptance of that weird shit is really nice, you just gotta keep rollin the dice til you get something other than snake eyes
>>34269940>thays
>>34269934>tfw you have red dacca banana plantsI'm literally the only person I know that has them. It's wild because I live in the perfect climate for them but nobody here grows bananas, let alone red ones. Red Bananas have a long growth cycle but the plants are actually very hardy when taken care of and divide really easily. I get a kick out of how many people have never seen them before.
>>34269948Aus creep
>>34269940>his happy trail.What's a happy trail?
>>34269950They sell them in stores around my parts.
>>34269952huh?
>>34269953That line of pubic hair that extends up to the bellybutton from the mons.
>>34269934I’ll have to hunt for these fabled red bananas now. Anyways, gotta split. Bed calls. Nachti
>>34269955Stop smoking weed
>>34269959i'm the research chemical schizo, and NO i'm not going to stop taking them. i recently had like 4 or 5 different independent projects all converge, my life is going good in dimensions you can't fathom (i just need to get it going good in the usual dimensions)
>>34269931like clockwork, this guy got canceled/metoo'd for creep behavior
>>34269927Never
>>34269961Don’t know or care, basierend
>>34269958Nächtliche Nacht
You can't be a straight male and respect women at the same time.
>>34269967uh huh. dw anon, your secret's safe with me :P
>>34269927Not gonna happen>>34269970Just one of the reasons bisexual men are superior
Which way young slut?
>ywn her red flushed face after sex on the wedding nightHow do you cope???
>>34269975Gee I wonder if these two replies have anything in common.
>>342699761. Ok2. Ick3. Ick4. Ick5. Uhh ok6. Uhhhhhhhhhh
>>34269927What's this from?
>>34269976They all look like 45 year old women
Women, I have a theory I need to test out. What kind of dog(s) do you like?
>>34269976I'm a virgin and I wouldn't fuck any of these women
>>34269987>I'm a virgin and I wouldn't fuck
I don't know what age it happens, but, lonely menanons, there is a point in age where Beer > Women. Just be patient, ok, atoga?
>>34269993Only when I’m depressed
>>34269987I'm not a virgin and I would >>34269981
>>34269985Why would a cutie throw it all away?
>>34269985Rape is truly a horrible thing
>>34269996Women can't answer that question it seems
>>34269987You would literally fuck any of them!
>>34269985So? MILFS and Cougars don't deserve some dick too?
>>34269996See >>34269997
>>34269985All it takes is one traumatic event, unironically.
>>34269997>>34270003Wait, she was raped?Now I feel bad for posting it, I thought she was just nutty.
>>34270006When she's normal at first and then goes off into the deep end and makes herself and ugly/masculine as possible, there's usually a catalyst
>>34269329Women, does crying make you lose respect?
>>34269997Oh, that makes sense.
>>34270010nag but come on, this is so dumb, nobody except sociopaths and the oversocialized sees someone crying and thinks "wow, what a weak loser". she'll sympathize if it happens, and probably be put off if it happens all the time
>>34269911No, I HATE women.
>>34269987This implies that women value a virgin over a manslut (they don't).
The foid loves to be raped
>>34269342Both the people in this image are correct, as philosophizing over something as basic as this warrants the intelligence of a 14 year old woman
>>34270020We know. They'd rather be one of Chad's cocksleeves than an average man's wife. You can't hate them enough.
>>34269633this group of women should do a cover of Insectshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjEqVlcgJyE
>>34270025its not even chad atp, its just the next rapist that treats them like shit. being a chad is just +1 for them.they would hate chad if he was a sensitive young male
>>34270031This is actually trueJust look at any interview where Henry Cavill mentions a word of his 40K army, every clam in the joint turns into a desertEven literal superman dries up women the instant he's not sticking to the script
I dont even need a relationshipI just want a femanon to take snowboarding and ice skating with me
>>34270032>Just look at any interview where Henry Cavill mentions a word of his 40K army, every clam in the joint turns into a desertHe's married and has a child.Women will listen to a guy talk about anime if he's hot enough
>slow burn with a girl for a year>glow up recently and she starts acting weird and insecure>fucks a guy from tinder on valentinesso close to love
>>34270035yeah, after how many years and how much financial success and how much reputation in the industry?
>>34270032its weird that most females at their cores are just degenerate sex pests not able to achieve any form of higher intellect basically an animal with boobs
>>34270037>slow burn with a girl for a yearNext time ask for a cuck chairNever wait a fucking year to ask a girl out.
how do I get a hyoon gf?
>>34270042Money
>>34270039There's a reason they were put on a leash for most of history
>>34270043what about a great personality? :D
>>34270045Money.
>>34270037>>fucks a guy from tinder on valentinesThis is what women who "don't use dating apps" like to resort to.
why do single women who are "focusing on themselves" never hint at the fact they spend just as much time swiping on apps, going to bars/clubs, and getting railed by hordes of dudes that could've just as easily been spent on building a decent and rewarding relationship?
It's not your business what they do and with whom, chud.
>>34269329A past coworker who is my crush organised a little gathering a bunch of weeks back for this saturday but said something came up this weekend. Does that most likely mean she dropped her plans for some other dude she has more interest in?
>>34270054Either that or she realised she hates everyone and just didn't want to do it anymore
Basically if you want to know how horrible a woman truly is, all you have to do is observe her behaviour on Valentine's Day.
Can I find racist women irl or do I have to find a malleable mind and make her racist?
>>34270061Chances are a lot of them will be a little racist already, I know a lot of women that have experienced the Indian stare or just Indians being creeps overall IRL and online to them. That was enough to increase their racism level pretty strongly.
Will moids hit on me more now that I have pink hair?
>>34270064The wrong kind will, yes.
>>34270064In an IT class or at anime conventions, maybe.
>>34270050But I don’t do that.
>>34270065>>34270066shiiiiiit
>>34270064Um, hot
Women:I prefer the company of women. I find men exhausting or just boring. Does this make me suspicious? I try not to seem like I'm seeking out women to talk to in classes and stuff but that's how it ends up. I just worry that it gives off a bad impression or something, which I'd never know because obviously no one would just straight up say 'hey stop talking to women' or whatever. I don't think I'm intimidating or anything, it just feels like I'm doing something wrong.
>>34270061Women are naturally racist. You just have to make her feel comfortable with being racist since women's opinions are entirely based on the group's.
>>34270064That's perceived as something even riskier if you have pink hair and HR vibes.
>>34270072>I try not to seem like I'm seeking out women to talk to in classes and stuff but that's how it ends upReally sus, sorry to say but it just is lol.
>>34270079Yeah, I guess it would from that description. Maybe give me slightly more credit in your imagination than the natural reaction there, I'm not being sneaky or sperging or anything. It's more like conversations with guys just fizzle fairly quickly whereas they don't with girls, not like I'm intentionally being a creeper.I dunno. Maybe it is just that bad though.
2d women are women but hot and not soulless
>>34270037Sorry fren
Im obsessed with redheads
Humans have decided to become ants.One woman will now take on the responsibility of being queen she will be modified to be 30 feet of ass and pussy to breed and birth non stop. It will be incredibly painful and all other women will be forced to die alone as laborers. Women who do you elect to be queen?
>>34269335She is Chad only.
>>34270096We're the true ayrans
Ladies when an autistic guy frantically justifies himself, it isn't a sign he is trying to hide a lie. It is instead a sign he is trying to tell you something but is so nervous from talking to you he is afraid you'll shame him for it. He over justifies the same reason why someone would overtighten a bolt on a machine. That is what is happening.
>>34270100Faggot, I gets mad pussy
>>34270108You drink from the ganges
>would you immediately dismiss the opposite gender for being overweight >are you in shape>your gender Yes Yes M
>>34270072NTGI have only female friends, and the only one that find it sus are women I’m not friends with. I sorta get it, too many men are predatory.
>>34270113MNoNo
>>34269329My friend/crush sometimes visits me at work. Sometimes it's at closing. This time I asked her if she wanted to join me for icecream as we were getting into our cars. She agreed and we ended up hanging out at the icecream shop for 2 hours and another hour in the carpark.Was this a date or just hanging out. We just talked about stuff. A bit of light flirting but not how we normally flirt sometimes
Why are South American femanons so weird?South American femanons, why are you so weird?
>>34270113Myesyes
>>34270113Dismiss with regards to what? It's not like overweight women suddenly started approaching slim guys with a romantic intent.
>>34270130>he doesn't know
>>34270124I guarantee someone was killed to get all that there and allow it to stay there
>>34270131Women as a whole do not approach. There's no one to dismiss.
>>34270113Depends how overweightNot reallyM
neighbors fucking and howling like animals again. This is a humiliation ritual.
>>34270144You're hearing a woman getting raped and you're not calling the cops?
>>34270145at least if it was rape i could call the police on them and be justified in making it stop
>>34270144Do a thing and have flowers sent to their place anonymously.
>>34270144Go the fuck to sleep
I have to do something very dangerous but very very mandatory. How do I accept that if it went south it could lead to a horrible few weeks or months before my inevitable death.
>>34270152Surgery?Stop caring. Imagine the smug pepe. He's you. You can't guarantee success with any amount of effort, so just stop caring about the outcome. Try, sure, but success is entirely out of your control.I mean not caring is something you can or can't do, but if you can do it, do it. If you can't do it, then you get to suffer. So goes our pathetic existence.
>>34270113YesYesF
debating sex from a virgin's viewpoint.I think it might be messyI think I might be overthinking its valueI think threesomes might be fantasy bull shit rather than something people do IRL
>>34270113Dismiss in what way?
>>34269356No. There are more whores than droplets in the ocean. If you'd get fascinated by each, you'd drown.
>>34269567>Do men get annoyed when you ask them to reassure you?Isn't that the whole point of asking it?
>>34270162Messy, yes. At least if it's any good.Value is entirely a personal projection. It's worth as much as you feel it is.Threesomes happen for gigachads only, or with payment. Women are more than happy to share chad.
Baelor though...
>>34270204NTA. Threesomes happen for gigachads AND women. That's the correct way to put it.
>>34270144Does she sound like she's faking it?
>>34270210Women don't count
What are some signs that a 21 year old woman is still a virgin?
>>34270219Her epitaph mentions something about being hospitalised her entire life
>>34270220I've heard that women with intimacy problems and ocd can stay virgins for a very long time.
>>34270222If they're incredibly fat perhaps
>>34270223I dont think a 21 year old female virgin, fat or not, is as rare as you think. It's not the norm but it isn't a unicorn.
>>34270219She doesn't have certain apps on her phone and the number of notifications she receives on a daily basis is low to none.
>>34270225It's so far from the norm in any non-brown country that I don't believe it's even a significant figure other than the terminally ugly and infirm.
>>34270227Id imagine 1 in 10 women are virgins at 21 in a white country.
>>34270225It's many times more rare than male virgins at that age and that's all that matters.
>>34269986>What kind of dog(s) do you like?I like big dogs, or at least that's all I've ever had. We had a Great Dane when I was a kid, then a German Shepherd. I had a Bluetick that was mine, and then later a pitbull rescue. I haven't had any dogs since, but I have been thinking about it.
lmao
>>34270248You mean the country with much more cars and drivers has more automotive deaths? I'm shocked. Flabbergasted even.
What's your preferred sex position?
>>34270251lmao2
>>34270113YesYesM
>>34269348The contrast between the Welsh and the Irish women is funny.
>>34270253>Vehicles-kmAlmost like being much more densely packed in smaller countries statistically will benefit Eurotrash. I'm astounded. Flabbergasted even.
>amerifat weeb too fucking ignorant to accept realityNo surprise there.
>>34270252Creampie.
>>34270259Now tell me, chartshitter, what does this have to do with /atoga/?
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
>>34270252Prone.
>>34269345You need to make yourself convenient to stay with.
I'm glad porn and AI smut exists, life would be so shitty without being able to create and goon to anything you want. Soon it will be good enough to substitute for real sex
>>34270295Most masculine white male
So I'm currently on exchange in a foreign country. I asked out a local girl I had met and she rejected me, the reason being that I will only be in her country for less than a year and she has no interest in anything short term. How can I stop feeling so hurt?
>>34270010No>>34270015I dont think put off, if the woman/lass is empathetic and sympathetic she'll wonder if you are depressed, traumatized and or overly sensitive
>>34270295>Soon it will be good enough to substitute for real sexIt will never be unless you have an android who pretends to be into it the way you want.
>Most masculine white maleBetween spending dozens of hours courting some entitled white woman who looks and moves like an elephant and then struggling to keep it up enough to avoid her comments about masculinity, and opening your favorite smut when you're in the mood, what would the "most masculine" male pick?
>>34270301She gave a very reasonable explanation for her disinterest. You shouldn't be offended, she just clearly has expectations for her relationships that you aren't compatible with.
>>34270301That's one of the reasons. Probably the most convenient one.
Does anyone here have any experience in joining Facebook group meetups? I want to join some to make new friends. I've heard that a lot of people who join these online meetups are actually looking for dates as opposed to friends though.
*aggressively files nails over your pasta*Say when.
>>34270327Hylic pig
>>34270330*filing intensifies*
Femanons, do you like feminizing men?
>>34270332I’d like a bit of that skin on the nail bed, is that extra?
>>34270327Can I substitute the nails for soles? Con sweat, if possible.
>>34269329Damn these threads go fast these days>>34269337I don't know about most but a lot are. I realised some time ago that plenty of people stay in relationships due to convenience even if they don't really like the other person. Divorce and finding someone new is often seen as way harder (even if it might lead to a better life ultimately)
>>34270349>Damn these threads go fast these daysIt has always been like this, no?
>>34270327Just because I like nails and cooking, does not mean I want you to mix those things in such a way.
>>34269337MRelationships are basically women power tripping for whatever reason. They want to have a man, the best one, because they can and they're swimming in options. Selected men think they're getting a good deal and they constantly cope throughout the relationship. Women sit back and laugh and move on when they're bored or unhappy.
Do women lose respect for you when you eat their pussy?
>>34270359the causes of women losing respect for you are a roll of the dice, it's pure RNG.
>>34270313That's what I'm talking about anon. First stimulation, we currently have plastics that can accurately mimic the feel of an mouth, pussy and hands. Second, we have AI technology that can accurately mimic human emotions and drive erotic roleplay. Third, we lack a robotic shell that is safe enough to combine the previous two into one package. However, because normal sex is often male driven, comprises of limited positions like doggystyle, cowgirl, missionary etc etc I'm sure we will solve this problem in a lab during before 2030, we will commercialize it after that within the decade. As someone who studies robotics I'm sure I could create a safe sexbot with enough funding. Current bot prototypes which are designed for household use are simply too powerful to be safe in bed, if they spasm out they can injure someone, they're designed to support their own weight and to manipulate appliances. However a sexbot wouldn't need to support its own weight, it only needs to be light enough to be carried by its owner, it doesn't need big batteries to support long term use, it doesn't need the strength to grip a broom.Sexbot in short wouldn't be a traditional robot but a sophisticated albeit lightweight dummy which uses electric motors to offer haptic feedback. It would mostly lay on its side, on fours, on its back, we can do this with current technology.
>>34270337As you wish, monsieur.>>34270345I am afraid my hip no longer bends this way. I will summon someone. GARÇON!
>>34270359I lose respect if he doesn't
>>34270253Where's russia, china, and india.
>>34270379They're running a train on you.
I want to see an /atoga/ femanon catfight tournament.
>korraposter kills her first opponent and the rest consneed immediatelyBORING
They wanna be crate monkey
>>34270382I know which femanons will certainly bang each other after the fights.
>>34270381>trainI see what you did there.
>>34270382We had one already kinda. Anybody have the image? I'm too busy.
>>34270386Brass MonkeyThat funky MonkeyBrass Monkey junkieThat funky MonkeyBrass
>>34270361>we willYou go girl.
>>34270359I lose respect if he refuses ever even if I don't prefer it.
>>34270403>I get icked out by you NOT doing something I do NOT even want you to doWomen.
>>34270404She weighs 340 pounds.
>>34270405I thought she lost weight?
She can't lose respect if she doesn't have any for you in the first place.
>>34270415That's after losing weight.
>>34270417I thought she lost more than that. I think you're lying.
>>34270405Was she wearing goth girl boots?
>>34270382would be funny to hear JH getting ratchet
>>34270422Reminds me, I need a better pair.*girlie pop keyboard typing and shopping*
>>34270425I've only ever posted a code switched voca once, and I regretted it.
>>34270428Did you ask someone to hol yo earrangs while you cut a bitch?
My neighbors saw me looking at them out the window and now I’m embarrassed and feel creepy but I legit thought they were someone elseWhat do I do do I even bring it up
>>34270432No, just called someone a stupid bitch as a joke.
Perhaps I should go bald
>>34270443Are you balding
>>34270442The "shut up, stupid bitch" voca?
Help why am I panicking
>>34270446Yeh.
>>34270444Yeah, and I facetest way better when I have a hood on
>>34270449What is facetest
>>34270425>>34270428ball knowers have JH as an easy first round exit, shes too little to be effective despite the racial bonus to fightingkorrasami will punch through her uncushioned chest and have her fist come out the other side
>>34270448Shit, I'm the whitest nigga alive and I can "code switch" harder than that.
>>34270451I realized this was because the hood blocked the light on my face so it made my jaw and cheeks look more prominent >facetestI feel like I look better
Why do I become obsessed with strangers who have nothing to do with me
>>34270453>implying they won't just lez out
>>34270453I could take her. As in take her out for donuts and make her less interested in harming me.>>34270455I'm glad I wasn't offensively stereotypical, then. Thank God the whole recording and uploading vocas process gives me enough time to reflect on what I post and edit down or toss things I say before I publish them. That's why I don't like chatrooms either, I need time to make sure I'm saying what I want and how I should say it.
Lying ass bitch I know you want the dick
>>34270456Ok so do it what’s stopping you
>>34270467I don’t want to admit to twink death yet
>>34270453Yo this nigga know about balls :skull::skull::skull:
>>34270464>I'm glad I wasn't offensively stereotypicalYou should be, it'd be funny.
Anyone here diagnosed with OCD? How do you deal?
>>34270466No women "want the dick". They have no libido and cannot get horny.
A 4’11” woman is more akin to sex doll than a real human being.
>>34270484You're just trying to get Japanese femanon horny.
>>34270359Only if he's bad
>>34270464Spoken JH seems to be quite different from written JH.
>>34270496Both are too cute for their own good.
Am I disgusting for watching my neighbors out the window? I feel like a creeper, they saw meee
>>34270507dont you have anything more interesting to do, cuck
Women, are you proud of this?
>Kansas City>it's in Missouri and not in KansasWhat causes it?
>>34270476Are you this guy?:>>34258059
>>34270511>doesn't know about the Kansas City Shuffleshiggydiggy
>>34270510Women would quite literally ride Lucifer's cock if they could.
>>34270508I was just looking out my window and they happened to be there and they spotted me. I feel really bad but I don’t know what to do
>>34270511Named after the river not the state
>>34270491i dont think that would make her horny.
Should I apologize? Or not ever bring it up? I’m freaking out about this
>>34270516I assure you they don't care.
>>34270528They looked at me and seemed mad
>>34270507Were they in their house? If so that's a little creepy
>>34270532No they were outside
>>34270529They'll forget about it before the day is over. Don't worry about it.
Plap
>>34270536Why am I so worried about it I legit feel like my heart is in my ass
>>34270538Anxiety. Take some deep breaths in and out, four or five seconds each.Focus on what you can feel, smell and see in your immediate surroundings, outside of this screen. Maybe have a bit of water.
>>34270538>I legit feel like my heart is in my assWhat kind of 3rd world ESL saying is this?
>>34270473I'm not here for your entertainment, you're here for mine.>>34270496That's unavoidable. I can't separate my writing from the professional contexts I've been typing in most of my life now. Like it'd physically pain me to skip capitalization or punctuation, for example. But my brain is slower than my mouth, so my only recourse is editing videos or audio and reviewing it before I share it online. Stream of consciousness is dangerous on the internet.
>>34270548>Like it'd physically pain me to skip capitalization or punctuation, for example.It wouldn't pain me, but I have to very consciously try not to use proper capitalization, punctuation and grammar no matter where I'm dumping my thoughts online, probably because I grew up posting on forums before I came here in the 2000s.
>>34270542Have you never heard the expression "my heart dropped"? He's being hyperbolic.
>>34270540Thanks. I feel insane I want this feeling to go away >>34270542It’s not ESL
I've seen a moid at a store today and he had such a nice piece of ass
>>34270548>I'm not here for your entertainment, you're here for mineYou're a funny hunny bunny.
>>34270552>Thanks. I feel insane I want this feeling to go awayYou're welcome. You're definitely not insane; your body is just being an asshole to you right now.It'll pass.
>>34270553Did he have a gf or did he have a nice ass? Two different expressions
>>34270538Imagine a safe and soothing place with someone that makes you happy and calm.
>>34270557He didn't have a gf but he had a nice ass
>>34270548>But my brain is slower than my mouthThat was exactly my thought while listening to the latest (?) voca.
>>34270551Saying "my heart is in my ass" is so fucking weird.But I guess it fits his autism.
>>34270550Idk if it's wise to say so, but I also think that I type so properly here in particular as a way to separate it from how I was posting on 4chan in the past. Like I'm here with a developed brain and a less desperate purpose, I'm not the same person as I was when I was that young.
>>34270555I think it’s my mind. I don’t understand why I care what they think so much. I don’t even know them
Anything I can't immediately parse is ESL or autism.
>>34270553men with nice butts should be illegal
>>34270564*imagines heart shaped butt plug
>>34270572Stop oppressing me.
>>34270554Honey*>>34270563I haven't posted a new voca in a while. I usually just repost old shit when I have an excuse to reuse a good joke. Like the deez nuts ones. Though I wish I had excuses to post more thrifting blogs or baking/arts and crafts shit I like to do. But this isn't the site for that, I acknowledge.
>>34270572Cakedd up baddie daddies
>>34270568I think that the fact that you know that it makes no rational sense to worry about what they think is proof enough that it isn't really your mind, just your brain.I'm kinda splitting hairs, maybe, but I hope you get what I mean. Hope this hasn't derailed your day too much.
>>34270567That makes perfect sense. I definitely type XD and n_n a lot less often here than I did when I was young.
>>34270575the beast is ovulating
Femanons, why aren't you a lesbian?
>>34270576>Honey*I think anon was referencing somebody's email.
>>34270582Who knows maybe they think I’m an insane creep now. And I’m so angry that it has derailed my day already. I’m mad I can’t get a grip on my own emotions and that I feel physically unwell from them
You guys are weird as hell
>>34270586Part of me is still lost between then and now, though. Like when I'm using a messenger or whatever where it's a live conversation and not just texting, I still type properly. But I know that comes across as curt or overly serious, so I add "lol" after like every sentence. Feels embarrassing but idk how else not come across as a frigid bitch.
>>34270592I don't get the reference.
>>34270588Oh no, I hate that. How awful.
I think I'd rather have people make nude AI porn of me than make deranged fanfic smut novels about me on AO3. Female gooners are weird af.
>>34270576>Honey*That's not as foney.
>>34270572You'll never take me alive.
Ugh I feel like a massive loser jesus
Should I go vegan and start smoking a bunch of weed and just be like of those chill peaceful rastafarian guys?
>>34270617Ital is vital mon
Femanons, where is your dream Blackation spot? Jamaica? Nigeria? Miami?
>>34270625Paris
>>34270625Do you expect anyone to interact with this post besides trannies and fags?
>>34270598Why
>>34270617I think vegans are taking it a step too far. Just because we can doesn't mean we should. And that applies to both veganism and poor treatment of animals. I think the native americans have a better way of looking at it. The whole "respect and use the whole thing" thing.But yeah maybe weed. It can be pretty chill.
Most most find most women attractive. Most women do not find most men attractive. This is fine because women said so.
>>34270591>Femanons, why aren't you a lesbian?
>>34270630>besides trannies and fagsNTA but nice self-report.
>>34270636It makes sense in all ways, so what is the problem?
>>34270642I never claimed to not be a fag
>>34270640Aren't you not a lesbian?
FUCK
Someone talk me out of having sex with my neighbour. She's a single mom, kinda chubby for my taste but I'm horny and she's coming onto me. I just know it would end in disaster, I'd probably get a bad reputation for it and word would definitely spread around but I kinda want to tap that pawg ass. If she was childless I might do it but she has a kid but she's insanely horny for meIt's not worth it right? She probably wouldn't even be that great in bed?
>>34270654Whaaaaaat anon. What
>>34270660I feel gross and creepy
>>34270644Foid hands?
>>34270657Get the pussy desu
>>34270591I don't know.I like >him.
>>34270654My sentiments exactly.>>34270657I wouldn’t unless you’re willing to help patent thr kid. If it doesn’t go well, it will be a messy break. I wouldn’t even consider a fwb setup.
Women, do you have humiliation rituals for your bf?
>>34270601That's fine.
>>34270598Broham, you are posting in the garbage bin.
>>34270663Over looking at your neighbors?
>>34270625Egypt is the blackest I'd go.
>>34270665Don't tempt me you wannabe satan, she's not even my type but she's so thirsty I'm being reeled in. >>34270667I don't think she's looking for that anon, sometimes she's ovulating and makes a pass at me or that's what she has said.
State gender.Should I go to Greece or Scotland & Wales next for a 3-4 week long roadtrip?Thinking about summer & fall respectively.
>>34270676M. Scotland & Wales and make a detour to Bath if you can swing it. Csnt go wrong with Greece either.
Some 6'3 Chad in the Olympic village is burying his face in a sexy Dutch's skier's sweaty bush right now. How does that make you feel, /atoga/?
>>34270674>Habibi, I no Arabi, I Coptic! *he protests in Arabic*
>>34270657Dont do it. It's wrong.I was in almost the exact same situation except it was a single mom professor I was a TA for. If its anything similar, she'a looking for someone to fill the hole in her life. You almost certainly will not be able to and it will leave the both of you worse off after it gets weird and difficult. Do not think with your dick. Trust me on this one.
>>34270675It's better to be getting it as a man than not getting itNoone cares if you are hooking up, just keep it fwb and discrete
State gender. When looking for a new job, do you consider proximity to friends and family or do you chase the dollar and move wherever they pay highest?
>>34270685Considering my bush sees zero face action; I am going to have to say pb & jelly.
>>34270647According to many people here, I effectively am.
Ramadan Mubarak to all my Islamic atogans!
What does it feel like emotionally when a girl sucks your dick?
Should you ever ask why someone didn't like you after an initial date? If you ask in a way that purely displays curiosity and not bargaining
>>34270672Yes
>>34270704No, it's insecure
Femanons, do you think that young men should have mandatory military service for a period of at least two years?
>>34270685Yeah well I'm 6'4 so I technically heightmog him, which basically means I still win.
>>34270698Not too good. It doesnt feel nearly as intimate as when I lick a girl. Giving it feels more passionate and intimate than receiving for me at least
>>34270694FDollar I guess but I’ve never been offered a job the required relocation
>>34270685I genuinely don’t care
Girls, do you have any racist views?
Women are so easy to manipulate
>>34270672The worst pet is I can’t escape them. I’m going to see them or hear them every day and they’re going to see me and talk about me and how I was weird that one time. I feel so sick why did I do that why didn’t I just turn away the second I saw them
>>34270719At the same time, women manipulate so easily
>>34270715I’m talking more like you finding a job in another state that may pay more versus trying to find one locally.
>>34270717Yea
>>34270698It's been a long time since I've had it sucked and an even longer time since it was sucked well.Mostly, I'll feel gratitude, but I'm kinda with the other guy. I enjoy giving oral more than I do receiving it.
>>34270722Um yea Id take the job offered
Is a girl randomly messaging me first about my exam results and indicator that she's interested?
>>34270720nta but what did you do? Just make extended eye contact with them or something?
>>34270728Yea I just stared at them as they talked and said goodbye to each other. And then they turned and looked at me and I freaked out. I feel disgusting
>>34270722I look at jobs in other cities and states often. I have travelled and like to. Plus, I am a minimalist and would sell the (little) furniture I have to start over.
>>34270729this is literally a non issue I thought you were watching them fuck or some shit. Its a minor awkward interaction that ended almost immediately.
>>34270694FMy priorities rank:1. Work-life balance2. Money3. Location (I mostly WFH, so it's not really an issue)4. Work environment>>34270717>Girls, do you have any racist views?I have been called the most racist person on here, and I'm proud of that.
>>34270720I promise you they're not going to think about this for very long. You're not the first person to make awkward eye contact while people watching and won't be the last, and they've probably even done this themselves to other people.You need a pat on the head or a hug or something.
>>34270731I saw them kiss though. I feel like I should be shot and killed
Is anyone here not a white collar 6 figure loser?
>>34270737I'm a blue collar 5 figgie loser who inexplicably has a lot of free time during work to post.
>>34270734I’m sorry I just feel so weird and disgusting. I don’t know what’s happening to me. I don’t want to be awkward
>>34270739More respectable than the inordinate amount of Jew daycare kids here
>>34270522Women don't get horny.
>>34270742i studied STEM and it paid off, dont be such a sourpuss about it
Women, do you feel you "were lied to" by feminist?
>>34270747Didn’t help you with your shit personality. I’m a sourpuss because I wish I had the opportunity you people did
Have you ever liked a guy in class from afar then realised he's chopped/ugly up close?
>>34270750You have nobody to blame but yourself.
Why the fuck did I do thattttt and now I’m suffering like I do this to myself always and for fucking what
>>34270752Sure. Spoken like someone with two loving parents and lots of support. Feel free to refute me
>>34270751No, I'm not gay.
>>34270756You have internet access and you are using it to be a crybaby goy instead of changing your life.
>>34270750I went to a community college with shit grades out of high school while I worked 40 hours and took care of my mom after she broke her foot. My life was miserable, dont give me this horseshit about opportunity you monstrously lazy faggot.
>>34270756Going on about DA JOOZ is not helping you, kiddo.
>>34270741It's gonna be alright. Sorry you're having a crummy day, though.
>>34270760Can’t hear you down here, oh wise and venerable one>>34270761Convenient, I worked 41 hours and took care of my dad who broke both his feet
>>34270763I need to be locked in a white padded room
>>34270766Keep making excuses, if helps you cope with being poor by all means.
>>34270755Saaaaame I shouldn't have eaten those flaming hot cheetos, now I'm pooping fire
>>34270768You need a hug and maybe a catnap.
>>34270769What’s the excuse?
>>34270741You are starting to sound as nonsensical as qt.
>>34270759>>34270751Obviously for girls
>>34270770Good luck bro>>34270771I don’t think that helps >>34270776I used to be normal and happy I don’t know why I changed. It’s scary
Girls, have you ever been put off a good looking guy (turned off) simply by talking to him?
>>34270783Yea
>>34270781You've just been having some off days, it sounds like. Have you been taking very good care of yourself lately?
Whatever I don’t care anymore. I’m creepy I’m going to stare out my window I’m going to eavesdrop whatever sue me arrest me lock me up if I’m so crazy and evil
>met the literal perfect girl>she lives 400 miles away>first date goes great>would've scheduled something immediately if she was closer>text her back and forth for a couple weeks>finally try scheduling something>she says she's busy but keeps texting>try again a couple weeks later>silence for a few days>finally "hey no need to schedule a trip just for me just let me know next time you're in town"Any advice on how to stop thinking about dying?
>>34270791Hell yeah.
>>34270790I’ve been eating healthy and exercising but I still don’t feel well. Usually I can rationalize my way out of the anxiety but now I can’t at all
>>34270792How did you meet a girl 400 miles away
>>34270794Anything stressful going on at home or work?
>>34270795We were on vacation and chatting, I didn't ask for her number but she gave it to me and I thought I'd give it a try despite the distance because she was cool.
>>34270796Just the neighbors. Which is psychotic they should be a nonevent in my life
>>34270696But you sometimes have sex with a man though
>>34270792If I were in your shoes, I'd take what she had to say at face value and do just that—just take another trip out there sometime and let her know you're in the area.I know how you feel bro.
>>34270799I get why it's so stressful. You can't escape them, like you said. It's more stressful than a faux pas with randoms outside of your neighborhood.Cut yourself some slack. You're just embarrassed and spiraling over it right now.
>>34270799Get off the internet, jerk off and do something else, you are being srupid.
>>34270804My whole house feels tainted I do think I’m spiraling. I’m not used to hearing people talking and it’s making me crazy >>34270805I hate jerking off
>>34270804>faux pasNothing.Even.Happened.
>>34270809Something definitely happened it’s just not a big deal
>>34270809Something did, but it was trivial. Awkward eye contact isn't nothing but is trivial, and the people anon was looking at have probably forgotten about it by now.I didn't mean to blow anything out of proportion by calling it a faux pas.
>>34270749No, to me feminism means empowering women to make their own life choices. I don't recall ever hearing feminist rhetoric saying "You can do it all", just "You can do anything"
>>34270809He watched them kiss. That’s weird.
>>34270815I'm sorry, but this whole discussion is utterly ridiculous.
>>34270808>I do think I’m spiraling.Definitely. Might not be a bad idea to close the tab, clear your mind and go do something else.
>>34270789Why
What are you guys giving up for lent? What’s a good list of things to consider?
>>34270816Why?
>>34270821I gave up plebeian christianity I'm a platonist now
>>34270820He started saying weird or rude things and I was no longer interested in his appearance
>>34270821Fast food. Any of your vices would be a good choice, I think.
>>34270821Where in the Bible does it mention Lent?
>>34270824>I was no longer interested in his appearanceBecause of what he said? How does that work
>>34270821>giving up for lentlmao no.Anyway, I am not drinking alcohol anymore for health reasons.
>>34270812>I don't recall ever hearing feminist rhetoric saying "You can do it all", just "You can do anything"Lel yeah right
>>34270834When Jesus went into the desert
>>34270821You should give up the jewish fairy tales.
>>34270834Where does it extoll the virtues of being a condescending prick on 4chan?
>>34270837When I see an attractive guy I become interested in what he has to say when he speaks to me or around me, and when he says something I don’t like I no longer care about him
>>34270837What the fuck do you not get?
>>34270845And when does he tell his followers to do the same?Literally only time he mentions "Do this in remembrance of me" is the Eucharist
>>34270856Maybe anon is surprised to learn that women are also people, or maybe he really is that superficial himself.
Women, is this you?
>>34270857You're the same guy who thought only Catholics practice Lent, I take it? Are you a southern Baptist or something?
>>34270858I just think everything in dating is based on looks ultimately
>>34270860Nope. Dick is too distracting.
>>34270860No, I don't have double chin
>>34270864That's a very shallow outlook to have.Looks obviously play a large part, but they aren't everything.
>>34270868They are to incels.
>>34270869Yup, which is why they sit on their hands. It's also why they love their god, Chad.
>>34270861When did I say that only Catholics observe Lent?
>>34270867Skeletonplap
>>34270867Is that a comfortable position?
>>34270860No I don’t have sex
Big guySpongeBob PantsOkay
>>34270864Instant attraction may be based on appearance but if you get to know someone and find them truly beautiful, that is love.
>>34270874Lent came up in a previous thread and someone chimed in with "fucking Catholics" and "Catholics are heretical" iirc.
>>34270880Why not? All the cool kids are doing it.
>>34270882Unpopular opinion - Ice Spice is NOT a real gingy.
>>34270878No, It's fun but definitely not comfortable, it's exhausting
>>34270885Your popery is sinful.
>>34270884>but if you get to know someone and find them truly beautiful, that is love.Oh no.
>>34270892Your poopery is stinky.
>>34270885Wa it the religious covid schizo?Sounds like something lunatic he would spam about.
>>34270887So what
>>34270885Catholics are heretical but there's a ton of denominations that also follow itTo me it's just so emptyA superficial show that accomplishes nothing
>>34270890Seems like it would be. I've been unable to keep myself from holding a woman up by the hips or ass and continuing to do all the work (not that I'm complaining) every time I've landed in that position.
>>34270824NTA but does the opposite ever happen for women? Like, a guy does something or says something and acts in such a way that makes you go "hey.. x y z actually isnt so bad looking"? Thats happened to me with women a few times.
>>34270896Pretty sure Orthodox celebrates lent
Femanons, do they bounce even if they are small?
>>34270900>To me it's just so empty>A superficial show that accomplishes nothingIt certainly can be that way, especially with people who complain about going through with it every step of the way and just see it as a box to check.I practice it but don't think any less of those who won't, for what it's worth. I do think less of people who want everyone to know they're fasting.
>>34270910They do, yeah. They fast year-round, too.
>>34270910Fuck if I know or care. lmao
Males only want one thing
Women, do you think Superman could beat Goku?
>>34270884I'm just seething because a girl that said I was good looking from afar cancelled our second date saying she wasnt interested. I'm thinking that im chopped up close
>>34270906Yea
>>34270922Argentina girls have the best bums in this godforsaken rock
>>34270922Why don't women wash their juice properly? This thing wouldn't happen.
Women would you date a man who just decides to stop showing up to work one day.
>can't stop thinking about girl>pull up her facebook profile pic and jerk off>suddenly no longer attracted to herpost-nut clarity is actually a godsend
>>34270936Whenever I do this I just want her more
>>34270935Why did he do that
>>34270940Because he's sick of it and it's not even that good of a job anyway
>>34270947What is he going to do now
Women, would you date a man who is constantly stressed out from work?
>>34270950Sit on his ass for a couple weeks and then find a new one. Or maybe not lol we'll see.
>>34270953Good luck
>>34270922White woman post
She's fallen
The dildo of consequence rarely goes in lubed.
I like being schizo
>>34270952Yea
>>34270962I don't need sex, life fucks me every day
>>34270961Holy bog. What went wrong?
I just did some meditation throw me in the looney bin
Is this an unrealistic standard to want in a gf?
>>34270987You're having quite the day over there anon
>>34270987How about you do some medications (anti anxiety)
>>34270990I think it helped a little >>34270991No
Catholics be like>ive been the biggest piece of shit all year. Time to give up potato chips to be more christ-likeFucking scum
I should not have taken that caffeine pill...
>>34270992You need them though
>>34270994Meat eaters be like>ive been the biggest piece of shit all year, paying for hundreds of animals to be tortured in factory farms. Time to adopt a dog to be an animal lover Fucking scum
>>34270803That's the plan, I figure worst case she was giving me a polite "no" and best case she's interested but I'm just taking things too fast for her. I'll wait a few weeks and plan some reason to be in the area and just go from there.
>>34270998I need to practice mindfulness, meds won’t do anything if I don’t do the work. No point in making myself braindead
>>34270994>>34270999>>34271002do you have a question for the opposite gender?
>>34271003He's a spammer.
>>34270988Yes, that's a 2D anime girl.
>>34270988Why would you want Reze
>>34271001They'll rewire your brain chemistry do you don't have to think
>>34271008She doesn't have to be 2d obviously.
>>34271009I want a Power, but a Reze seems more realistically attainable.
>>34271003Yeah, why are you such an autistic faggot? Is that why you come to this general?
>>34271011You could create an ai chat bot tohelp you relieve stress and exchange stories with. Communication is important for hooman connections.
>>34271014Lmao
>>34271010They won’t
>>34271018That's the whole point of psych meds. To dump tons of neurochemical into your brain and force the pathways to do certain stuff. Like killing anxiety
Tochter aus Elysium..
>>34271022Basierend
>>34270669No. He better be proud to simp because loving women is straight.
>>34271022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE2Wb2Nt1uM
question to women: do you ever feel genuinely propelled to form a romantic relationship with a man; or do you do it just because the status quo dictates such, when you would rather be with a woman instead?
>>34271021If that’s how it worked then people wouldn’t have to take them indefinitely They’re also bad for the rest of my body. I’m healthy I just have an occasional issue
>>34270751
>>34271033That's how it works AS LONG AS you take them. That's like saying if water hydrated you we wouldn't have to keep drinking it. >They’re also bad for the rest of my body. I’m healthy I just have an occasional issueThey might make you fat but you could put on a bit of weight. And that reminds me what happened to that "hair falling out" thing you had.
Fuck I’m so misunderstood and bisexual
Goated Atoga thread techniques
It all makes sense now
>>34271037I don’t want to be medicated It’s fine now I think
>>34271038I’m completely understood and straight
>>34271044Why not. It makes your brain feel so good. People get addicted to benzos for a reason.
>>34271049Why would I want to ruin my life with an addiction
>>34271052Isn't it already in the shitter?
>>34271053It could always be worse I don’t know if you noticed but I am desperately clinging to anything I can preserve
Women, why?
I'm horny!
>>34271057>I am desperately clinging to anything I can preserveDoesn't look like it you're just spiralling and saying how it's all over, what are you preserving. You stopped your acne treatment so you clearly aren't trying to preserve that.
>>34271066My employment That was making things worse, if I still need it I’ll take it in summer. I need to get more testing done before I can keep taking it
>>34271053Not really making a very compelling case for benzos here
>>34271071Weren't you complaining about your job and how all your coworkers hate you
>>34271075I don’t think so
>>34271059This is a male fantasy, this is not real
>>34271078I'm pretty sure that was you yesterday or the day before that
>>34271059This is porn, isn't it?
>>34271081Last time I posted about work was a month or two ago
>>34271029You have incel brain rot, seek therapy
>>34271079Actually this happened to my buddy Eric >>34271083I do not know the filename is pulled from 4chan in case you couldn't tell, so I have no clue what the next page possibly is.
>>34271083Probably.
>>34270952No that’s not healthy
>>34271059>the worst she can say is 'no'
You made me reverse search, it in fact is not porn the follow up page she gets into a horrible accident and begs the childhood friend to love her and nurse her back to health. Like that one Family Guy gag.Up to you if it's better or worse. >>34271091Biggest lie ever lol women rejections are 2/3rd verbal massacres, 1/3rd polite "No thanks."
>>34271085Liar there's no way there's more than one of you on this shit
>>34271083I looked it up, and it's a standalone page. That said, the artist made a sequel page, where she's apologizing and offering chocolate for Valentine's Day. She's covered in bandages and wounds, with the implication being (at least to me) that her parents beat the everloving shit out of her.
At what age did you start watching porn?
>>34271095Nibba all of us hate our lives Ur madd
Niggas will really read some comic book by some Japanese virgin n b like wow why r women like this kek
>>34271095nta but you're fuckin nuts anon
>>34271098M7.
>>34271099Not mad but just confused >>34271102I am not crazy! I know she swapped those posts!
Would you be his friend, anon?
>>34271105You are funny anon whatd that reference
>>34271098MSeven years old. I was playing StarCraft on battle.net in the 90s, and the chatrooms were full of spammed porn advertisements. I didn't know what "porn" was, so I ignored them. One of them actually said "naked women" specifically, though, and so I went to the site, to be naughty (because I knew you weren't supposed to look at naked people). I was captivated. One of my biggest regrets was that I never got to be molested by an older woman when I was young. Holy fucking shit I was willing.
>>34271108Did it give you viruses
>>34271098M, 10 or 11
>>34271108>One of my biggest regrets was that I never got to be molested by an older woman when I was young. Holy fucking shit I was willing.No that's normal, especially on this website.If you are a woman reading this, no joke, I genuinely implore you to molest as many young boys as possible, it's genuinely going to help them develop mentally for the better.
>>34271107My most favourite show ever that I don't remember anything about except for the memes
>>34271098MI was around 13, but I had looked at softcore stuff online at 11 and 12.I stopped watching porn in my 20s.
>>34271098mprobably 11-12for some reason i always felt funny when i saw women on tv get tied up and then i found out if you searched "bondage" you could find images of hot women tied up, and then it was over for me
>>34271098M5
>>34271098F12
>>34271117Nigga you weren't even conscious at that age
>>34271116Oh bro, I remember I would feel funny when I saw April O'niel get kidnapped and tied up in Ninja Turtles
>>3427109812. :/
>>34271121Yeah I was. My first memory was at 3. I remember it felt like I had been activated
>>34271114Not even the name of it
>>34271109I don't think so. Maybe?
>>34271132Bitter coleslaw
Weird dynamic with a girlMe>Weirdly attractive autistic wagie>Boring as fuck, only like niche autist stuff(We have some overlap, only some though)Her>Girl from VERY VERY rich family>Spoiled, materialistic, thrill seeking, party girl, nerdy girl despite thisWe're officially a thing, but it feels fragile. At times she's wildly into me and other times I am ignored for long periods. It flip flops, she is never mean or anythingI just don't understand the emotional flip flopping mostly. I have no reason to ever suspect cheating or anything. Whay could it be? Should I ask? Like I have been ignored for a couple weeks before and then all of a sudden am love bombed.
>>34271136> Weirdly attractive autistSo you’re a mid, understood
>>34271136She doesn’t like you romantically, but she is deeply insecure. You’re like a battery charger that we leave in the car.
>>34271138I get a good deal of attention despite me being a boring weird fucker. I'm no 9 or 10, but I'm a strong 8 I'd say.Ofc I have terrible luck keeping relationships, once they realize how boring I am, I get dumped pretty quickly.This is honestly one of my longest lasting relationships funnily enough.
>>34271143A strong 8, yup yup
>>34271136what the fuck, are you me? i don't think i'm entirely boring (i have one serious hobby and it's how we met) but otherwise i'm in the same situation.truthfully i'm thinking of breaking it off even though it'll hurt. the high periods are the best thing that've ever happened to me, but the low periods hurt. i've tried talking to her about it to no success. it's going to hurt me because she's great and i think her warm extroverted personality has really helped me get out of my comfort zone and break down some walls, but the times she doesn't want to talk or spend time really hurt.i'd start by telling her about it. it might be uncomfortable, but if you're officially a thing and she's doing something that hurts you, you need to tell her. totally ignoring when you're "officially a thing" is really odd, by the way, but you're always best off talking to her about it first. communication is important if you want relationships to work, even if it's uncomfortable.
>>34271134I’ve never heard of it
>>34271154You have though it's the prequel to the critically acclaimed show baking bread
Sugondese NUTS
>>34271157Oh yea
>>34271157kek
>>34271136>>34271147also adding one thing: not to sound overly cynical, but i know (haven't dated, but friends on facebook since middle/high school) a lot of very wealthy girls like this who spend their entire adult life trying out new thing after new thing and never settling on anything. i think it's a side effect of having unlimited resources and no responsibilities. growing up without money can be a blessing in disguise because you have to commit to something or you'll go broke. once you find a job and hobby that are good enough, you can commit your life to it. whereas a lot of the rich people i know seem to constantly be reinventing themselves. not that having money is a curse - i wish i could take multi-month trips around the world on a whim - but the lack of any real pressure to commit to something can lead to aimlessness and a seemingly pointless existence.so maybe the flip flopping is an extension of that. she doesn't know what she wants because she's never had to commit to anything in her life. in a less cynical, more optimistic way, maybe you're her first true commitment and she doesn't know how to navigate that. try talking to her and telling her you're serious about your relationship, and you don't want to just be something that comes and goes in and out of her life. work through the problem with her - if it works out, maybe you'll finally be the "anchor" in her life she's been looking for.
What the fuck do I do with my long distance boyfriend now that discords bunk?
>>34271169there are a million messaging and video chat apps, just pick one.
It is Impregnation Time!
>>34271172How am I supposed to impregnate you? I got a vasectomy.
What would the world be like if women were capable of being horny?
>>34271098M12
>>34271180Depending on who you ask; Agartha or Zion
Is there a female equivalent to throwing up so hard your balls hurt?
I am so fucked. What do you all do to feel not so fucked?
>>34271188Lmao no
>>34271188Yes, it's called menstruation.
>>34271189I meditated it helped for an hour
>>34271171Idk good ones for streaming movies tho...okok so new question, what are some good platforms to stream stuff through? Im a bit of a luddite :(idk i just need ideas for long distance dating. He moved away for work for a bit and this is all very confusing.>>34271180I kinda just wonder what the world would be like without such rigid determinist thinkers. No really, I do. It would probably be quite nice.>>34271098Never, but I starter read smut/erotica as a tween.>>34271059Male psychosis. This isnt real.
>>34271180Horrifying.
I wish I knew what men think of me
>>34269830>barely 90 secondsreally hot foot huh
Why are autistic men so aloof and unromantic?
>>34271198Most likely I'm staring at your butt.
>>34271180You'd be locked up in the milking cells, and not posting on 4chan.
>>34271200Because lack of social competence. What do you care? What's it to you?
>>34271199When you see an opportunity, you must take it.
>>34271200I don't know if I can trust you with my feelings.
>>34269926>fetishminingwhat is it?
>>34271201That’s not what you think of me though
>>34271198Probably thinking about how flesh can achieve so much perfection
moids/foidsDo you consider oral sex to be a normal part of any sexual relationship? Do you have different expectations of giving/receiving depending on your gender?
>>34271198if you would be an 80 year old woman then i would be amazed that your vagina didn't fall off
I think autistic men are romantic in their own quirky ways and its rly adorable. ppl are always talking about golden retrievers and i think the key is to find a cute normie spergmale who failed upwards. Theyre a little dumb but worth it once they open up to you. Its like watering a plant :)
>>34271211People who do anything other than missionary for the sole purpose of procreation are going hell
>>34271211People who do anything other than missionary for the sole purpose of recreation are going hell
>>34271142I hope that's not the case, the highs are great. She is sweet, affectionate, and fun then.>>34271147If it keeps up I probably will confront her. Just worried I could fumvke everything.The highs for me are amazing too. And yeah, she gets me out my shell too which is much needed.
>>34271211M, I would like oral sex to be a common part of our sex life. I am happy to reciprocate.I would like occasional blowjobs to completion, as a treat.I would like it if she swallowed.
*spikes all of femanons drinks* OH YEAH, I'm getting laid tonight hehehe
Girls, does roleplaying as a guy's slave do anything for you?
>>34271211FI'd say yes if only because it's normalized in mainstream society. My only expectations are that if you want me to suck your cock, you need to be willing to eat my pussy.
>>34271202What a utopia that would be...
>>34271211MI love receiving oral too much for it to not be standard. In terms of giving, it would depend on her hygiene and how enthusiastic she is. I keep myself clean-shaven and am open about how much I enjoy oral, so she needs to be at least trimmed and not just quietly lay there.
>>34271209What I'm thinking of you is "Nice butt".
I am in a dream.I do not know when it began, or whose dream it was. I know only that I slept a long time, and then one day I awoke.
>>34271239And everything was a living nightmare.
>>34271239I thought I was in my dream until I met her, and now I realize I'm just a background character.
Anons is your child self proud of you? I’ve read my younger selfs letters and she would cry if she knew this would be her life. I don’t know how to grapple with this
Women, should a guy not masturbate between dates/meet ups so he's more ravenous, or should he masturbate in between so he lasts longer?
>>34271250I don’t get it
>>34271251Child me thought we would be millionaires, not how or why, just that we would be, and that we'd be so rich we could build an underground skyscraper with a giant indoor waterpark and built in McDonalds at the top level near the surface.Needless to say, he would be disappointed, but fuck that little nigger, he was a perverted sociopath who ignorantly had way too high of a standard for the world.That said if you had some dream like "I will be married and a doctor by age 25 :)" then yeah I'd be crying too, imagine aiming low and still not getting it lmfao.
>>34271251I’m halfway there
>>34271252Ravenous. Worst case, you cum too fast (which is a compliment anyways) and eat her till she finishes.
>>34271239
>>34271251Teenage me would think I'm such a loser.
>>34271257Yea haha imagine :|
>>34271251I think she'd just feel sad and resigned.
>>34271251Absolutely fucking not. I got into brown after overcoming many a personal struggle only to end up homeless, trafficked and horribly traumatized by life. Nowadays the brainfog and disassociation is debilitating and interrupts my work. Hoping to drop out of grad school, work part time and become a tradwife :)
>>34271251child me would probably think my life is cooladolescent me would be surprised i'm still aliveadult me feels like a failure
State gender.How did you sleep last night?
>>34271251he'd be horrified in some ways, no doubt. but actually yeah, i think he would be, not because of what i am now, but because of a path i found to realize our shared dream. i don't think he'd be proud, but he'd understand we're on our way.
>>34271267Shhh it's ok femanon, you aimed low and failed anyway it's ok.*Unzips pants and whips it out*See this? You can touch it. It will make you feel better about being a failure. Because it'll always be there for you no matter what.
>>34271272FPoorly
>>34271272Terribly. Can't seem to get more than 4-5hrs a night, and got even less than that last night.Yourself?
>>34271251I think so. I’ve got a lot going for me. What’s not visible is the inner turmoil and the things we think we “should” be doing.>>34271272M, not great, not terrible. Enough to feel somewhat rested, but not enough to feel refreshed.
>>34271272MOn my back
>>34271251M, he'd probably be disappointed, but I never thought much about adulthood when I was a kid. In some ways I'm still that child me
>>34271272MAwful, same as the last few weeks
Paranoid that everyone is making fun of me behind my back
>>34271285We are.
>>34271285What helped me get over this is the (surprisingly comforting) realization that you're probably invisible to most people and they never think about you.
I am (once again) tuned into the eternal, high-frequency Love Beat that resonates in every breath and refraction of light.
>>34271285What other people think of you is not your problem MY NIGGA
can you answer my thread please?>>34271288
>>34271230What if I'm willing to eat ass?
hi femanons. i this glass of tea i did not realize had tea in it on my desk for a long time and now it's full of mold, and that's kind of interesting. it's like a little terrarium!
>>34271297cute!
>>34271297Pick up after yourself anon, that's gross.
>>34271285I can make fun of you to your face if that makes you feel better
Did you know?
>>34271278>>34271284Sorry to hear that, I hope you get some cozy sleep tonight.>>34271279I decided to sleep on my couch, because I've had some sleeping issues recently and I wanted to kind of break that cycle.So I put on some cozy night walk video at very low volume on my TV at minimum brightness. Slept from 1am to 5am, woke up and kind of just walked around in my flat for half an hour and went to pee. Somehow managed to fall asleep again until around 8. Overall surprisingly decent, which I didn't expect.I yet have to try eating kiwis as an anon mentioned a few days ago. Right now I am using 1mg of melatonin again.But it hasn't fixed my weird headache yet.What's your sleeping setup?
>>34271298it is! there appears to be two different kinds of mold, which i think is interesting. your garden variety old-orange-peel green and then some sort of black speckle-y mold>>34271301hey, mold is closer to use than plants are, and you eat plants all the time so quit giving me lip
>>34271211MYes, oral sex is a basic sexual need.Both giving and receiving.
>>34271302Yea
>>34271307inhale it. it might smell good
>>34270686Quit it Qibit
>>34271294Lol, Chad's right to the first night
>>34270708No. I've witnessed Rotc nerds.
>>34271313huh, kinda smells like vanilla with notes of candeece, a pretty interesting combo
>>34271306What’s your weird headache?
>>34271312Well I would but your face already makes fun of you
>>34270739I am considered equal to you.
>>34270737white collar 4 figure loser reporting in
>>34271315lmfao I met him here.>>34271320sounds good
>>34270749No. I was lied to by patriarchy that men want peaceful households. That's why almost all of the men in my families are dead.
Yeah I’m pretty sure the pain in my buttocks when sitting is from my posture. I need to learn how to sit straight
>>34270751No, I'm not blind.>>34270783Absolutely, men say the darndest things.
>>34271211MI expect my future wife to provide me with a nice, warm meal whenever I get home from work.
>>34271335>he thinks modern women know how to cookhahaha
>>34271322Weak
>>34271321Mainly right over my eyes, but sometimes also between my eyes and occasionally next to my eyes at my temples.I've had this before (last spring) and I think it's mainly when I am under a lot of stress. I tend to sleep worse, have dry eyes (I take eyedrops) and bad seating positions, like my neck and shoulders tense up.I already started doing muscle relaxation exercises.
>you now remember Sunflower Girl and the Creepy Lawyer
>>34271343No I don't.
>>34271329silly broad
>>34271343>Sunflower GirlShe was a vague poster extraordinaire, if I remember right
>>34271332A corset (a proper one) can help.
>>34271329>lmfao I met him here.So? ENTJ is a chad, and he posts here.
>>34271343I raise: the chemistry/science anon. She was cool.
>>34271339Like your dating game?
My favorite was the genuine autistic girl, who both wanted to fuck Mario and also kill/eat him.
>>34270821Clowning on AI, maybe some blood as often as possible, buying another pillow top for this mattress that is actively harming my sleep unless this is a sudden crumbling of my joints with the elhers danlos activating now for some fucking reason.
>>34271332If it's in your hips and lower back mainly, then you most likely need a lumbar support.That help me a ton too.
>>34271353Can you do better
>>34271351The one who used a trip code without a name?
>>34271329is it true anons have big dicks?
>>34270299How is Chaddlet?
I have to poop
>>34271359FThe anon I met has one.
>>34271357Can you ms girlfailure
>>34271359Are you gay?
>>34271365Disallowed.
>>34271358I don’t know. We’d talk about fire colorants and flammables.
>>34271365Live post about it
What's your plan, anon?
I have insanely low energy and zero drive to do anything, do you guys think an amphetamine prescription will fix me?
>>34270821helplessness>>34271377i realized recently i can engineer everything i need myself, and this is the path to happiness. the alchemists were correct, in the end. i am going to create a new form of life.
>>34271113t. never been raped
>>34271378It'll make it look like you're fixed, for a while. But eventually the newness of the drug wears off, and you realize the "fix" was artificial, lacking substance, and the same problems that led to you taking them in the first place are still there. Start doing shit a step at a time. Build momentum.
>>34271369Yes
>>34271378have you always had zero drive, or did you acquire it?
>>34271377To continue raising my daughter with my wife, in our house that we own, that we pay for with our high-paying jobs.
>>34271378Sex might.
All, do you live close to family? Do they invite you to do things with them?
I want to throw up
>>34271389Ye, like five minutes by car from my parents and I eat with them every Wednesday, plus visit them most weekends for half an hour or hour.Used to live on the other side of the country for studying though.
>>34271392for heaven's sake keep it together miseryposter, good grief
>>34271383Doesn't seem it, what have you been doing better, only seems to be worse
I promised my grandma no more white girlfriends
>>34271382Even if I cycle on and off so I never acclimate? >>34271384I've always been lazy but never to this degree>>34271386How am I supposed to get that
>>34271392At this point you must just be trolling
>>34271395Lucky. I live an hour away and it’s like I don’t exist. They’re always going out with my siblings but then don’t think to invite me. Kind feeling like an afterthought. I try to visit on weekends, but not sure why I’m even doing it.
>>34271399If you offer some information I can insult you
Femanons would you date a man with a disgusting British accent
>>34271407Can't go off of what you already know? Or is your memory as bad as your acne
>>34271406Sorry to hear you're having that experience.And it's probably difficult to bring up too.
>>34271408If England really existed, then no. I would not.
>>34271412You don’t
Foids, would you date a guy with a cyborg aesthetic?
>>34271402how old are you, and what has escalation looked like?
>>34271396Nuclear simp detected
>>34271420I’m going to need some pictures. Anons would you help your gf make/try recipes for lent?
>>34271424I don't think we'd mix well if you did that for religious reasons and not just for fun.But if you did it for personal reasons then yes, since I like to cook, but I have no idea what exactly it entails.
>>34271414Yeah, it’s all good. They’re closer and so it makes sense. I don’t think it’s intentional. Not sure if it’s even worth addressing. Just was fishing to see if that was normal or if people even hung out with family.
>>34271354>autistic girl, who both wanted to fuck Mario and also kill/eat him.Maybe I'm not as far gone as I thought...
>>34271396I’m fine >>34271404Why
How do I get a high energy bubbly gf? I want an athletic gf so we can have kids that grow up with a good base of exercising
>>34271348>Sunflower Girl>She was a vague poster extraordinaire, if I remember rightWas she Russian?
>>3427142222. I used to slack off in school and personal duties but I got stuff done at the end of the day and had personal hobbies. Now I can't do anything that requires a modicum of effort.
>>34271429How do you feel about your simps?
>>34271430Start going to gyms and date the bubbliest girl there.
>>34271419I don't what my vagueposting friend >>34271435She loves the attention puppies obviously
>>34271424I would like to try to cut down on carbon footprint. I’ve been thinking about trying tofu but it escaped my mind the last grocery trips.>>34271430What sports anon?>>34271354Take this
>>34271424I'm not following lent so idk what the purpose is
>>34271426>>34271438Brain cell deactivated tonight.
lifted more then usual, ate a lot, was tired and went to bed earlier then usual. got an appointment tomorrow. can´t sleep, thinking about her again.
>>34271435They don’t even like me
>>34271438I did wrestling and some football. Someone who has a mix of strength and cardio would be perfect.>>34271436There are none, at least not my age
Watch them run to console her
>>34269329I still think that "guys like girls with big noses" is propagandaNever really heard a man irl talking about this
>>34271437You don’t admit to who you are Sorry got cut off
>>34271447I have.
>>34271439It’s the 40 days between Ash Wednesday and Easter.Catholics are encouraged to make a sacrifice during lent. In addition everyone of age fasts on Ash Wednesday (today), Good Friday, and all Friday’s until Easter. Fish is ok. I have been eating salmon and hake for a while now but want to cut on meat consumption for entire year.
>>34271447Me neither
>>34271378Clean your liver so you can metabolize b12 easier.
>>34271389A little less than an hour from the immediate family.My parents make an effort the siblings not so much.
>>34271449Performative male
>>34271444Have you tried the local bjj dojo? Never done it myself
>>34271408I'm not bailing QT out of jail. He was a naughty boy.
>>34271448We've talked many times it's not my fault your ego prevents you from remembering anything about anyone other than you. And have you ever thought that maybe I'm doing it right by not saying anything about myself, you have nothing to bully be over yet I pick on you relentlessly.
>>34271450It's retarded. Years ago, I came back from a trip to Italy with a bunch of coffee chocolates. A bunch of people I tried to give them to had given up either chocolate or coffee, so they couldn't accept. Jerks.
>>34271420Calm down, elon.
>>34271455Not since I was younger, I had a crush on a 22 year old there when I was 15
>>34271389We are split up into 4 main locations across the country now. The group closest to me is about 45 minutes away. Everyone else needs a flight.If and/or when I get married I’m eloping. Otherwise it becomes a destination wedding for everyone else involved.
I remember there was this pretty girl I had a crush on at my workplace a few years ago and she has this curved nose and I found it charming. I never asked her kit because I was nervous and I left years ago.
>>34271459More for you anon :)
>>34271459Ah I've seen those. I want to try them.Now I have to remember where I saw them.
>>34271389i live close to my mother, visit her every week. she is lonely since my dad passed (not as lonely as me though)she started to invite me on pretences to do chores a lot when i have a free week. almost every second day she wants me to come over. got a bit too much and i told her that i had to get my own shit in order for the first time this week. my sister lives in the capital city far away. i´ve never visited since she moved there. i do not dislike my sister but we don´t really have much to talk about.
>>34271438I'm cooking some tofu right now. I'm about 20 minutes away from eating delicious tofu.My favorite style: Baked Tofu Strips1, Freeze multiple blocks days/weeks ahead of time.2, Thaw those blocks. (I bake them for 30 minutes at 350F to melt all the ice.)3, Squeeze all/most of the water out of the unfrozen blocks. (Your tofu will now be dry as fuck with the consistency of a sponge.)4, Cut the tofu in half, and then in half again. (Four strips, not four cubes.)5, Place the strips on a parchment paper on a baking sheet. (Spongy side face-up.)6, Cover the tofu with any flavorful liquid sauce (enough for full top-to-bottom saturation, but not so much that you die of salt/sugar overload).7, Add some oil and then bake it until it's at your preferred level of crispness.
>>34271424Imagine customized, worn devices (at least until implants become viable), possibly with EEG-based systems to translate thoughts into movement (or other controlling behaviors).
>>34271457Yea bro I’m using it anonymously you’re the one who clings onto every post that might be me
Any gay ass retards itt?
Gender, which dress is the hottest on here?https://www.midnighthour.com/collections/dressesI'm partial to the Bauhaus She's in Parties Dress, and the Embroidered Relic Short Sleeve Dress.Also taking shoe brand reccomendations because I remember dollskill and or killstar had ethical issues like a few years ago.
>>34271482Retarded, probably. Gay, only half.
>>34271481You are so far removed from anonymity it's not even funny, you cultivate a personality here on purpose, you know what you're doing. I don't have to "cling to every post they might be you" because you post so feverently that I KNOW when it's you through sheer exposure over months and months, you stuff yourself in everyone's faces and I'm tired of you and your constant whining and pity baiting.
>>34271450I didn't say i don't know what lent isI said I'm not following lent so I'm not helping her
>>34271468I don't like coffee. I didn't want them. I bought them specifically as gifts.
>>34271423it's incredible you fall for the bait every time, like genuinely exquisite>>34271434family history of schizophrenia? further, how are your feelings? are you able to enjoy momentary things, or have a full range of feelings (like is it possible for you to have fun, be happy about things, be sad, etc. or is everything eternally and constantly bleak?)
>>34271484I am not clicking that
>>34271484Lace up skater dress is speaking to me for some reason.
>>34271492Ok then type the link.
>>34271443reassurance baiting, miseryposter?
it was back day today at gym. my biceps hurt now. i did not stretch enough. what physical activity did you do /atoga/
>>34271484Peasant or Maxi. This is weird witches fashion?
>>34271491>family history of schizophreniaThe fuck lol, no? >how are your feelingsFleeting and shallow overtop a low level persistent tiredness and frustration
>>34271491>Only one poster can be annoyed by my retardation
>>34271498any social drive at all, before this persistent tiredness? i mean like impulse, do you have any kind of impulse ever to reach out to people?
You know how the stereotype at one point was that men are providers, but they suck at everyday house work (laundry, dishes, taking care of the kids, etc)?How much can you get away with that stuff in modern days? Are there “pure provider “ men still having successful relationships?
>>34271501Yeah I used to have friends and shit but not anymore. That's why I'm here to talk to people
>>34271499lmfao you mean i have multiple easily baited anons in my grip? that's stellar. you can stop replying now, btw, i've had my fill
>>34271504Pretending to be retarded is really a pretty dumb joke
What is your favorite beautiful tragedy?
>>34271506My life.
>>34271503sounds like your garden variety depression, you need antidepressants not stimulants. combine the antidepressants with therapy for best effect. you can also try therapy alone if you find SSRIs scary. therapy plus something like bupropion (wellbutrin) would probably work out okay if you want a therapy + medicine combo without SSRIs. i'm not a doc, so bring your things up w/a professional.>>34271505anon, you characterize and cope with it however you need to, like i told you before this all really is just a fun game when your opps have such poor impulse control
>>34271211MI consider it pretty normal, but that's probably because I really like to give oral sex.I wouldn't be remotely upset if I ended up with a woman who didn't want to give it to me, and although it would be a little disappointing if she didn't want to receive it, that wouldn't be a dealbreaker for me.
>>34271488I don’t cultivate shit
>>34271484Oh fuck they have a bauhaus waistcoat too. Gib.
What is it like to have consensual sex with a man?
>>34271506Persephone and Hades
>>34271511You do though you've been doing it for so long. And you fuckin love that shit you love farming your simps for pity and attention you come back for more every day
>>34271513Depends on the man's ability to listen and not rape. Could be 5 star, could make you throw up and shit yourself.
>>34271506la vita nuova
>>34271424>Anons would you help your gf make/try recipes for lent?For sure. I've unfortunately never been on the same page, spiritually speaking, as any woman I've dated so far.I'd be delighted to practice lent with my girlfriend.
>>34271518you're really gonna sit there and tell me women cry, piss, shit AND cum during rape?
>>34271516Not her, but why exactly does this make you so mad? You could just hide her posts or spend less time here.
I used to be so excited for AI in like 2019-2020 but man I'm so fucking tired of it now.
>>34271516I’m not farming anything though I do not like not being anonymous
Why do leftist women not eat eggs because they're vegan, but think abortion is okay?
>>34271522You forgot bleed (not with period) and sometimes their whole vagina and uterus can turn inside out with their organs.
>>34269877M but i once saw a guy with a gigantic fucking ass and it was soo jiggly i started giggling when i saw it
>>34271525Once I realized the consequences of photorealistic AI images and videos, it got a lot less exciting for me too.I heard that my hometown's school district is going to stop giving the kids chromebooks and make them do everything on paper again starting next year, and thank god. My little brother is a senior and can't do basic algebra; he cheated constantly.
>>34271526So how do you explain all this shit. Certainly doesn't seem like you value anonymity when someone can build a profile of you in their head without even trying. You live your life on autopilot and wonder why shit's bad. Why don't you bring up your raging narcissism and desperate need for validation and attention to your therapist.
>>34271530Because they don’t eat the child after the abortion either?
>>34271535But the eggs we eat aren't aborted babies. They're unfertilized.Usually, I mean. I'm not talking about weird shit like balut.
Women, what's your favourite brand of bait? >Political bait>Gender war bait>Morality bait>Race bait>Religious bait>Other (specify)
>>34271530Usually those are the girlies that couldn't cook an with an egg nor finger themselves due to texture.
My dope in the bushes (Turn up)My dope in the bushes (Hold up)I know how to cook it (Cook it)My bitch good looking (Woo)My bitch good looking (Hold up)My bitch good looking (I swear)My dope in the bushes, I know how to cook itYeah (Yeah)Yeah, yeah (Yeah, yeah)I did the digital dash (I did it)I fucked that bitch on the passenger (One hundred)I gave that junky a blast (One hundred)I sell that dope to your mama, though (Your mama)Hot on the street like thermometers (Thermometers)You rats'll never be honorable (Fuck 'em)They know I'ma keep that my word (Yeah)I hustle the first to the first (Future)
>>34271537I’m too exhausted to continue this conversation. Yay for cannibalism or I’m sorry that happened or whatever.
why dont the femcels simply date clingy guys
>>34271541Oookay. That was my first post in this apparently exhausting reply chain.
I lost lent already :(Pls father forgive me
>>34271543clinginess is subjective. if a girl likes you, she won't mind you texting all the time. if she doesn't know you well enough or doesn't like you, she'll call you clingy. simple as.
>>34271545Sorry homie. You're getting turned into salt.
>>34271537>But the eggs we eat aren't aborted babies. They're unfertilized.Are you sincerely curious or are you disingenuously pretending to not know the issue?Vegans don't like eggs because of the breeders. Unfertilized eggs are laid by hens - > hens are bought from breeders - > breeders sell their female chicks but kill their male chicks.
>>34271544Sorry, I’m pretty braindead this evening. Figured it was rude to leave you hanging vs just replying. >>34271545We’re all going to hell, lol.
>>34271538wish moids would post thirst traps for a change
>>34271549Fuck that lil nigga
>>34271551i can post myself wearing full latex if you want
>>34271550/atoga/ is Hell. Its posters, the damned.
>>34271551Those only exist for men. And they post coombait plenty already
>>34271555are you fat
>>34271560Aren't we all?
Fuck me I can't remember the last time I had the booze shakes this bad.
>>34271560no
>>34271561No, a couple of the guys who post here mog the fuck out of us lol.
>>34271562Take a shot broski
>>34271565you may post
>>34271538I miss QT jestermaxxing and gymbro posting his big ass and mega traps.I bet he has to step into toilet stalls sideways.
>>342715513 atoga girlfriends later, I have no interest in anymore sexy attention
>femanon is turning us into gimpsDire.
>>34271525don't worry, with the rate investments are going and the geopolitical competition, humanity will be extinct in the coming decades and you won't have to worry about anything much longer after that
>>34271573
Need a woman with perky boobs and soft abs
>>34271534You are the only one who has built a profile no one else cares Answer this >>34271523
>>34271567Can't do it. Already puked once today.
Need a woman with compatible taste in books and movies.
God is a construct, cute girls are real. -Deepak Chopra in the Epstein Files
I honestly tired of guys not being respectful during blowjobs and trying to give me way more cock tan I am comfortable taking.
>>34271579lol - anon, at the computer
>>34271576Clearly I'm not the only one as evidenced by the army of people recognizing and engaging with you I'm just saying it out loud>Answer thisI'm not mad I can just smell your bullshit
>>34271580MI'm sorry to hear that's a common problem for you.I wouldn't think that would even be enjoyable. You're fucking some really shitty guys.
>>34271580I have to stop myself from touching her head because it feels too good
>>34271568>file too bigi promise i'm going to post it give me a sec
Hello, male nurse here. I just want to say that the best part of my job is touching cute girls. That is all.
>>34271555NTA but do it now
>>34271586
>>34271584Women, is it ok if he strokes your hair gently and doesn't push your head while you're blowing him?
>>34271586Male nursing student here, no part of my clinical rotations has been arousing. Enjoyable yes but I've been so desensitized that sex is the last thing on my mind
>>34271580You should blow me instead. I'm a good boy. :)
>>34271582What bullshit bro you can't take everything I say as truth and then say the next thing is a lie Whatever
>>34271589If he's able to stroke my hair gently I don't think I'm doing it right.
I convinced chatsneedpt that I'm going to die alone and now it won't even attempt to give advice and keeps referring back to it in other conversations.Did I win?
>>34271568if you want something timestamped i’ll have to go get changed but here’s a pic i took ages ago for another board and never posted because the thread 404’d before i could post it
>>34271596>I told this robot that does things to do a thing and it's doing that thing
This is my house
>>34271597Lol gay
Men
>>34271598Yeah
>>34271600i'm into girls though
Why does it make me smile when I say mean things to men? Im a nice person, I smile when I do good deeds too.>>34271597Cuuuuuttteee awwww
Where is BUM FARTO, moids?
>>34271602Yeh?
A good filter for gfs/friends of mine has been if they can sit through and enjoy the original Planet of the Apes movie with me. If they fall asleep or don’t like it, at some point we stop being friends, break up, etc
>>34271597Now do a gas mask and it’ll be perfect.
Autism stole your child away from you. Didn't it?
>>34271608What the hell is wrong with you
>>34271593There are truths and there are lies. You want to have this image of boohoo poor girlie I'm such a loser :((((( without asking why you're doing that or want it in the first place.
>>34271597NtaWhy do you do this?>>34271608My father unintentionally trained me for tests like this
>>34271606Is that the name of some obscure Star Wars character I haven't heard of?
>>34271597what the hellywhat is blu wearin omllllll looooool
>>34271608That's kinda weird. Great movie tho
What should I eat tonight?
>>34271605Because you got raped and now get revenge on men and want to feel superior over them and punch down.
>>34271612>There are truths and there are lies. Somewhere there's a memoryA truth that lives in lies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiSKfSB8Bno
>>34271617Kebab
>>34271614No, he was a quirky drug dealer that has a musical now.
>>34271611Nothing. I innocently ask if they want to watch one of my favorite movies, we watch it, they aren’t into it, and eventually, we grow apart. It’s not my choosing, my friends stopped talking to me, the two gfs I had broke up with me. It’s just been a decent indicator>>34271613>My father unintentionally trained me for tests like thisElaborate
>>34271612Why would I want that if thats who I am to you then thats who I am the whole reason I come here is to not do it and because I don't want it. You get mad at vague posts you get mad at specific posts at this point it's your problem
>>34271597>those shoes when the autistic nerd who fixes your computer at work is a perverted gay freak
>>34271617Nothing, fatty
>>34271609i've got one but it's clunky and i don't really like gas masks that much, sorry. just bought one to see what it was like.>>34271613>why did i post it?because it's funny and i don't really care if someone laughs at my post.>why do i dress up like that?i like the way it feels
>>34271617A sushi burrito or a sushi pizza.
>>34271617Ass
Have you ever been accuse of some sex harassament?
>>34271618So much drama what are you a woman? Jesus its not that serious I just like calling my chad a loser.>>34271628Hmm i like inari...>>34271629Mmm maybe later yawnn
>>34271631no saar i am good brahmin
>>34271624i actually bought a better pair of shiny boots recently. it's surprisingly hard to find a pair of combat boots that fits the outfit.
>>34271627Alles gut leder Mann
>>34271608Haha, we could be friends.>>34271611I get where he's coming from, especially given what he said in his reply to you.I probably couldn't be close friends with someone who couldn't enjoy a movie of my choosing with me either, especially since that's a gesture that I'm always happy to reciprocate towards other people.
>>34271632I'm not wrong
>>34271623Subconsciously. You say you don't want it to protect your ego but you keep doing it because it gives you a hit, you get high on that shit. I have no problem with vagueposts you're just a silly little whiny femcel. I shitpost a lot but I'm dead serious bring up seeking this shit out with your therapist.
>>34271608Bruh, I couldn't even sit through that at my peak double sport preforming age.
>>34271608I do a similar autism but it's watching a single episode of Star Trek with me.
We can't get giuys to approach us no matter what we try!
e-thots and feminazis have set back the perception of women by hundreds of yearswomen what do you think about pilotredsun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzp89VsROwc
Typos are checking into spammed shitposts at an alarming rate!
>>34271645ntaWhich series? I've still only watched TNG in its entirety and a bit of the original series.
>>34271650TNG, and Darmok. It's not the best episode, it's not my favorite episode, but anyone that can't appreciate Darmok can't appreciate me.
>>34271646I'd pump so many babies into her
I swear to god this has nothing to do with jh, but i've been really craving curly haired Brazilian girls recently... What do?
>>34271653>
>>34271642>protect your egoIf it was a problem people in real life would call me that name but they don't so
>>34271654I can't help but think about how sexy her heels and ankles are in those sandals.
>>34271597smash
THIS IS MY HOUSE YOU DON'T SCARE ME!!!!! I WILL NOT BE AFRAID IN MY OWN HOME
>>34271656What would she do if he picked her up fireman's carried her to the bedroom?
>>34271654hot, but not curly enough
>>34271645>>34271650>>34271651Terra Prime/Demons (ENT) and In the Hands of the Prophets (DS9) are unequivocally the best episodes of Star Trek across all 5 series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMV4uKVxR58
>>34271660I would jerk off while seeing her toes wiggling in the air.
>>34271663Very bizarre take, and probably political too.
>>34271651Yeah, I feel that. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Would you date a girl who eats the top of the pizza and not the bread
>>34271658NIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMAREAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>34271671I guess it makes her slightly less likely to be fat but I think I'd just not get pizza ever again if she's gonna do that
>>34271668You are now my friend, Anonymous. But what would I have to watch in order to be your friend?
>>34271671You could just get a papabowl and then I can eat pizza like a normal person.
sorry guys i've decided i need to fuck latex moid
where do chubby asian girls hang out?
>>34271666>Waaaah get politics out of my show about space diplomats
>>34271671Sure but that's a super weird thing to do. Whats wrong with the bread?
>>34271655People irl are very different from people here. And they're probably doing what you're doing too
>>34271681>show about space diplomatsThe Babylon 5 thread is over here:>>>/tv/218064545
>>34271683We are All femcels online
>>34271671Not a guy but I can relate, I do that. Men don't care, just don't be overly precious about it
>gf refuses to use contraception >refuses emergency contraception >only barrier we have are condoms I feel incredibly uncomfortable having sex with her after our last "accident">get a vasectomy I want children in the future and getting surgery just because she won't try anything, I think is unreasonable Can any femanons recommend any female contraceptives that aren't unpleasant, that do not mess with hormones or are associated with unpleasant side effects? I feel like my only options are to track her cycle and genuinely just refuse to have sex with her when it's a high risk time.
women would you date a man? one with like a penis and stuff?
>>34271678aww i'm flattered. unfortunately i'm never posting my contact info in this thread because "the guy who posted himself in full latex on 4chan" isn't a title i'd like under my name. but i hope you find your own special latex moid one day.
>>34271684Babylon 5 looked and felt like a Suicidal UFO Cult recruitment video on early morning public access TV.
>>34271690And a latex bodysuit?
>>34271692Buy an ad, shill. I already watched it, you don't have to sell me on it.
I just had a dream where I had a sister who was a hot goth and I got caught making out with her and incestuously doing mutual gooning with her in a bathroom stall. I swear the amount of Coffin of Andy and Leyley memes on the internet has poisoned my brain.
>>34271687She should be tracking her own cycleThere is no female birth control without side effects
>>34271671No, imagine taking her out to eat pizza and she does that? I would be so embarrassed
>>34271691nooo ;_;
>>34271687Emergency contreception doesn't work as well after 165lbs. Tracking cycle with temperatures too is most reliable. The con is you are teaching her that her arousal during that time when she would be horniest is bad/shameful if you go full avoidance. Pleasure her with other things than your cock and enjoy handjobs.
>>34271675Hmm, tough question. I haven't really thought much about this.I subjected my newest friend to a viewing of The Stuff, a very campy satirical horror movie from the 80s, the first time we hung out.If I'm thinking along the lines of what started this reply chain, like a litmus test for really close friends or girlfriends that I expect to stick around, I think that might be The Last Temptation of Christ or The Holy Mountain.
>>34271682NTA but unless it's a super thin crust I don't really enjoy it. It makes me feel too full and I feel like it's a waste of carbs. I still like the taste of the toppings, though. And in my defence I only do that at home. If we're out somewhere and have to eat pizza, I'll eat a slice like normal
Anyone else just drive around in their car to random places and do random things just to fuck with Palantir and troll the glowniggers?
wake up in the morning feeling like p didson.
Anons would you help me learn a foreign language? I don’t know how to find a other people learning Japanese in my app.
>>34271707Yes. And I get paid to do it, and I bother to look cute while doing it.
>>34271707My fav hobby
I think if men don't lie to women they won't get laid
>>34271715N-
>>34271707No, but I do love taking long drives and road trips.
>>34271716I-
>>34271712They already know you work for doordash
>>34271719C-
Women do your hips lie?
>>34271722E
>>34271720My google maps be brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr tho cuz I'm fast af boi. It doesn't have half of where I went.
>>34271707Palantir is the good guys though. Anyone against the global favela is the good guys
>>34271705Already watched Holy Mountain as well as El Topo.>The Stuff>The Last Temptation of ChristThese are now downloaded and added to my backlog. I'll watch them. Not right now, but I'll watch them.
>>34271702She won't engage in anything that isn't penetrative sex, unless it's related to her pleasure so, not much of either these days.
>>34271716>>34271719>>34271722>>34271724Yay!
>>34271496Workout today, boxing tomorrow and FridayLaziness will ensue afterwards.
>>34271723*MODULATED*IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M ON TONIGHTAnd my hips do lie because polyester underwear with polyester leggings keep sliding off my ass as I walk so I pantsed myself unintentionally 5 times today with all the movement.
>>34271571Were any virgins?
>Stressed about a meeting at work tomorrow>I can actually feel it in my throat, chest and headWhat do i do?
>>34271597This is such a weird thread, lol
>>34271737Benadryl or some antihistamine.Zyrtec (cetirizine), Claritin (loratadine), Allegra (fexofenadine), Xyzal (levocetirizine), and the older Benadryl (diphenhydramine),
>>34271597Woah that's cool as fuck.
>>34271597Now take it off
>>34271737This happened to me todayI did 20 minutes of guided meditation and felt better Do you have to present?
>>34271597I'm F and have this body type :/
>>34271737Have some decaf tea and do a crossword puzzle or something similar.
>>34271728So dildos? Or are you scared? Vibrators? Eat her? Man up and pleasure her, bitch boy.
>>34271727Ha, hell yeah man.Harvey Keitel's Razzie nomination for his performance in The Last Temptation of Christ is totally undeserved imo.It amuses me that the movie got so many American Christians up in arms when it was released because when I watched it, it just nudged me closer to converting to Christianity.
>>34271597WAKANDA FOREVER
>>34271599Our house
>>34271759In the middle of our street!
>>34271763>sexxualgifsIt’s not time for me to goon yet broski
>>34271763It's porn.
Have you ever been in this situation?
Is it worth joining the New York Guard if the "real" army won't accept you as a recruit?
>>34271770No.
Does destress sex feel better or worse than regular sex
>>34271775You'll have to for your own opinion.
>>34271739i dont have any medication :/>>34271745Not really present, but my boss is likely gonna grill me on a task that hasnt had much progress...>>34271749i can try
>>34271770Basically my entire childhood
>>34271770Yeah. I'm gonna try to break le cycle.
>>34271783also doesnt help that i think i have early signs of a fever coming on
i fell awf fr
Women, Do you suck it while it's soft or do you want it hard before you start?
:(
>>34271798what
>>34271799face
Where is everyone
How to suck a dick well enough to make him pant?
>>34271806Alot of people stopped coming here after the threads turned into a race war rant for the past couple days.
>>34271806the thread gets pretty shit at this hour so most people are probably checked out for the night
>>34271808Probably edge him
>>34271806>>34271809>>34271810It's also hump day, so femanons are getting their cheeks clapped
>>34271806An Atoga redpill is that traffic is driven by one or two mentally ill lolcows
>>34271808Actually make some suction with your mouth and make sure you drool a lot so his dick is actually wet.
>>34271816And one of them is in jail now, lol. At least we have a replacement now that cbt anon is back.
>>34271819Yeah, losing qt is a big blow to traffic
>>34271819Who got locked up?
>just had our second date>she says she has fun with me>but apologizes and says she still needs time to get over her exHow exactly do I play this? I'm guessing it's a bad idea to see her again immediately, but I like her and don't want her to move on from me.
>>34271822QT, allegedly.
>>34271821Thought it got confirmed he lied about being arrested?
Did you guys know humans are the only animals with chins
>>34271819I'd say this is the kick he needs to get his life in order but he'll probably be worse off. He's gonna be like 30 by the time he gets out.
>>34271825If so, he hasn’t been posting, or he’s been very stealthy
>>34271826What about other simians
>>34271829Ngl I've seen some posts that made me think he's still here. They way they were worded.
>>34271830They don't got chins
>>34271806Watching clavicus call men hotter than women.I bet he bottoms.
>>34271825If you're referring to the pic filenames, it is technically possible he did actually take the time to download them and give them the same names.
>>34271808Keep it sloppy enough that you can switch to hand stuff while making eye contact when you need a breather. Use your tongue and the roof of your mouth to squeeze when it gets to the back and lick the bottom of the head with a stiff tongue on the upswing. Plus this >>34271818>>34271792Trying to get it hard with your mouth is awkward.
>>34271832Damn, really? He’d definitely be the guy to lie about that
>>34271835I'm really glad I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>34271839Yeah. I mean it wouldn't be the first time he's lied about crazy stuff.
>>34271792I do not require material or somatic components to make a man cum.
>>34271841Got any examples? Must’ve been before my time
>>34271823There's no way to play it. You got dumped.
>>34271836He claimed he had his phone smuggled in and that's how be was able to post in the first place
>>34271843When he promised to turn a new leaf and never ever lie again.
>>34271819>cbt anonWhere?
>>34271827>I'd say this is the kick he needs to get his life in order but he'll probably be worse off. He's gonna be like 30 by the time he gets outMaybe they'll make him stick with the bi polar meds for once?
>>34271846Kek, fair enough
>>34271823That's a gentle rejectionSorry dude
>>34271844>>34271851Shit, well thanks for the advice anyways guys.
>>34271848I saw some anon trolling him yesterday (I think?)
>>34271843I vividly remember him talking about how his dad faked his death and reappeared and wanted him to sell heroin but later he claimed that he actually did die.
Men, did you know if you treat a woman really nice, she might want to have sex with you?
>>34271845No, he claimed that he was using a smuggled phone, not that it was his. He allegedly traded food to use it. Which desu is pretty bog standard jail stuff.
I love business. I love mercantilism. I love the Wealth of Nations. Thinking about money is the only thing that gets my cock hard.
>>34271853Np. Sorry, anon. Try to keep your chin up.
>>34271857That’s insane
>women sleeps her way to "rich chad" bf>rich chad bf climbs mountains, takes her with>it's actually hard so rich chad discards her on the mountain, exposed, alone, in stormy conditions near the peak so he can finish and get out safe>she died alone in the snow on the frozen mountainside, probably hours after he left her and before he calls for help>he's from a wealthy family so his lawyers and connections will make sure he's not found responsible for her deathwhy do women pick these guys?
>>34271858I don't think either sex values "niceness" as much as they'd like (You) to believe.
>>34271826You telling me the human race MOGS every other animal in the kingdom?
>>34271858>femininity>libido>peacefulness>financial independence>physical fitness>easygoingnessare all bonus traits, but>loyalty>supportivenessare both the bare minimum for a successful relationship imo, and asking for anything extra in return is silly.
>>34271858Really >>34271865
>>34271860Do you love beef jerky?
>>34271865Just like with epstein. Women are fully aware of what they're getting into, they would rather be left on a mountain to die, or trafficked with a high likelihood of being murdered than date a guy from the town or school they went to growing up so long as it means they get to summer at the vacation house for a couple of years before they die.
>>34271869NTA. We have by far the biggest dicks and tits for our body size.
Someone say biggest dicks?
>>34271873I was just about to jerk my beef, actually.
>>34271865Name?
well atoga, i turn 27 tomorrow having never felt the warmth of a woman. i've been on one maybe-date in my whole life (just last year) with an old friend, which i didn't even realize at the time was one despite me being the one that set it up, which is probably why she ghosted me afterwards. i get anxiety sweats when talking to new people. i have no social life. no, i can't see a therapist because my parents won't pay for it. how do i claw my way out of this hole?
>>34271871I think whatever "Hope with Holly" put together isn't matching up with what we're seeing women pick. Reciprocity, Integrity, Support? Yeah that's what the rich chad who leaves you to die on a frozen mountainside has!>>34271878The full name is withheld because of family connections.
>>34271876Yep. Humans have the biggest dicks in the primate kingdom, and anons have the biggest dicks amongst humans.
>>34271878think he's talking about this https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5yv9plyjgpo
>>34271876Atogans have the biggest dicks of any group of men on the planet
>>34271879Good question!
>>34271880Yes it's idealistic virtue signalling what's new
>>34271883fun fact: mother of victim defends rich chad! the authorities trying to prosecute him just don't know what they're doing! rich chad wins again!
>>34271879Happy birthday! I was KHHV at 27 and I didn't change that until 31. Your parents don't believe in therapy or they don't believe in you? Kill them in Minecraft and start a new life.
>>34271888Part of what stops me from incelposting is the absolute faggotry oozing from this post
>>34271751Tried all that.
>>34271884>>34271882you jest, but every dick pic has been big, and every femanon that's met up with/sexted an anon has said they're big. so i think it's true
>>34271893Time to explore cuckoldry.
>>34271890they don't believe in therapy after i was in it for the better part of a decade and my life nevertheless got steadily worse during that period
>>34271879Go get that autism diagnosis.
>>34271895I can change that trend.Does any femanon want to meet up with a man whose penis is mediocre? We don't even have to have sex, we can just hang out and watch movies, and then you can post on 4chan that my penis was too mediocre for us to even have sex.
>>34271900been tested multiple times. they call came up negative. i do have adhd and social anxiety diagnoses though
>>34271901if he's cute, sure
>>34271902>call*allwhoops i guess the four loko is hitting geg
>>34271902Don't know what else to tell you then. You have disabilities you don't like and you can't get support for them so you are kinda fucked.
>>34271901What a beast
>>34271903Unfortunately I am also a "chopped unc" according to the kids these days.Yet another reason why we won't have sex. Be sure to post on 4chan afterwards that this unc was too chopped for sex.
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>>34271874Their choices in both men to date and voting seems to be the catalyst in sinking humanity right down to the depths of hell. I was prepared to be horrified by the epstien files, but what really shocked me was the amount of woman co-conspirators he had.And where are foids in this? Why are you foids so silent?
>>34271865Damn. You could excuse a lot of it as being a stubborn dumbass who really really doesn't want to pay thousands of dollars for a helicopter ride up until you read that he didn't put her in her bivy or even an emergency blanket.
>>34269329My friend/ex-boss crush sometimes visits me at work. She often asks if I'm working that day and "acts disappointed" if I say I'm not, but if I am there she heads down after she finishes her work and hangs around til I finish. This time I asked her if she wanted to join me for icecream as we were getting into our cars. She agreed without hesitation and we ended up hanging out at the icecream shop for 2 hours and another hour in the carpark. We just talked about stuff. Laughed a bit but didn't really flirt imo like how we normally flirted when we worked together.Was this a date or just hanging out?
>>34272190both. bring the next going-out encounter to being romantic and make a move.
