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>>34476826
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>>34480297
this should be a Men Posting Their Hands thread
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Gooning time
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Women, why do you live like this?
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>>34480307
last time people said they were down syndrome hands so no
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>>34480311
that was not me, ive only been around to see one anon post his hand, good times, waiting to see more to save
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Reposting in the new bread

I had a very intimate conversation with an older man that I have a crush on, but I'm socially awkward and got nervous when the topic switched to relationships and I left.

How do I let him know its a me problem and that I don't think he's creepy? I can't stop getting nervous and sperginggg
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>>34480307
I have bird hands.
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Women would you be mad if your boyfriend raided your fridge while staying over at your place?
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>>34480317
whats that mean? like really thin?
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>>34480315
i cant take good pictures anyway
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>>34480307
I have small hands so no
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>>34480324
>>34480327
pussies
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>>34480323
I don't know but they're not the meaty hands that femanons like.
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>>34480251
oh is that the girl with a fetish for fat men?
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>>34480316
What's the context, how do you know him?
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>>34480340
>tan
>big beard
ick
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>>34480339
ex coworker but I run into him a lot cause I technically work in the same building. He used to teach me a lot of stuff on the job and would flirt with me I think. Every time we talk we go off on tangents
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>>34480309
It’s comfy. But thanks for reminding me to move the winter clothes I want to keep into storage.
>>34480321
I was saving those for smoothies anon ;/
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>>34480316
Just use the graph
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>>34480307
let me clean the jizz off first
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>>34480343
So you guys talk at work, and that was the context for the conversation you're asking about?
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>>34480314
>Believe in reincarnation
>Roll the absolute worst possible human-like but not quite human form
You can't even beat your halfdick Shitdeep
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>>34480349
I was just shooting the shit with him and he started giving me life advice. The conversation went to relationships and he started talking about codependence and how people expect too much from their partners and you have to let them be their own person. He lowkey sounds like a swinger but the guy is single, so.

>>34480345
I don't think so
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>>34480333
That's a myth. My dick is slightly above average
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I took a pic of my hand and I think it looks OK.
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>>34480373
let us see
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>>34480373
i tried but mine look like shit. i have a 50 year old mechanics hands at 22
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:[ just post em
its anonymous anyways, nothing to lose
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I have a feeling that men have ruined my life
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i guess this one is for both

is it normal for an opposite sex sibling (both in 20s) to invite you over to watch netflix?
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>>34480387
What did we do now
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>agree to go watch attack on titan with my brother and his gf
>agree to go watch some tv show with a college friend
>agree to go out with 2 dating app women
>all in the same weekend
when it rains it pours
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>>34480390
not post hands
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>>34480391
>b'awww I have stuff to do

I'm going to a birthday party on Friday
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>>34480361
I'm just wondering what you mean by you "left", like was it a chat at work that you cut short, which isn't that big of a deal, or did you get up and abruptly leave the table at a restaurant, which would might require an apology and explanation
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>>34480375
Catbox didn't work.
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>>34480401
just post it as a file
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m22
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Plap
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>>34480403
https://i.imgur.com/iiyiiU2.jpeg
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>>34480385
no, they're brown
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>>34480409
Hmm
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>>34480423
I’m gonna print it and tape it too my body pillow, thanks senpai
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>>34480409
>>34480413
my hands folder is growing, god bless u all
beautiful hands
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Very gross
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>>34480308
Never goon
>>34480297
This is one of my favorite video games of all time
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Femanons, are you going to return to hating us when ovulation is over? :(
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>>34480438
i never hate men,
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Man, compared to you guys my hands look small and soft as fuck
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>>34475991
I had to followup because I was watching his panel video that came out today
It bugs me how he gets asked why he became an atheist and responds
>ohhh I don't wanna talk about why I'm an atheist because the truths I discovered that shattered my faith might hurt other people's faith and I don't wanna be the cause of that kind of pain is someone else's life.
Then he follows it with the real answer, which is that he doesn't want people coming up to him irl on those topics or making youtube videos directed at him.
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>>34480344
tfw no smoothie gf
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>>34480433
glowes gonna nut
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>>34480441
let us see pretty pls
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i'm saving my hands for my future wife

they're good hands
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>not posting my hand cause im not white
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you don't have to bash my irish heritage like that
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I stopped posting hand because femanons are ungrateful
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>>34480450
post it anyways, i'll just ask ai to change ur skintone
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I'm worried I'll forget your face
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>>34480448
I'm saving them for marriage
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>>34480433
Do you remember my hands?
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>>34480459
Forget it bub
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>>34480461
the one w the guy's jeans in the background?
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>>34480453
This. One feet pic after hundreds of hand pics. Unbelievable.
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>>34480345
>>34480361
After like 25 it really doesn't matter
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Gender
Would you let your partner hang out alone with someone your age of the same gender as you for an extended period of time? Do you consider it paranoid if someone wouldn't?
Also would you let them hug such a person that isn't related to them?
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Why do women like hanging out in public restrooms?
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>>34480464
I'm beginning to think I imagined you all along
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>>34480400
It was a chat in his office. I lied and said I had something to do. He asked me if I was scared of someone hearing us so idk.
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>>34480480
Those are not women those are asians
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Femanons never posts anything but expect hands, they're so entitled.
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>>34480480
Nah but the guys would always skip class to hang out and vape in the washrooms in hs
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>>34480488
because men only want nsfw stuff
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femanons, post wrists now!
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>>34480491
Obese hairy boobs are a pretty raw deal
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the yearning has gotten worse. I might die. I talked to this chinese girl on hello talk and her voice made me remember the other chinese girl voice. She sounds so cute
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>>34480491
Prove me wrong then.
>>34480493
And what's wrong with that?
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Women thoughts on men with zero introspection. Men who you can show a mirror image of themselves to and they'll go damn he's a dumbass and keep doing whatever they're doing
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>>34480478
M
Yes. Yes, sounds very insecure not sure about paranoid. Sure
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>>34480486
>everyone in that webm has a penis

h-hot
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>>34480475
Uh... right below the knuckles, duh. Also my thumb is right there!
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>>34480494
okay now will more men posts their hands
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>>34480482
You did
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>>34480507
Man women are tiny
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>>34480507
Skellymaxxing
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>>34480507
Ariana? Is that you?
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>>34480507
nice it actually worked!
cute wrist btw
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>>34480507
tfw no frail gf to protect, give coats, and hold their hand on precarious terrain
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>>34480507
what's the girth? maybe my dick is fatter
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>>34480509
I smelt your scent on the seatbelt
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>>34480507
Is that a cat? Can you post it? Right now?
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>>34480507
Eat more food
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Bite my ass you ass BLARGH I hatw uou
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>>34480522
??? What'd I do?
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>>34480522
I'd bite your ass.
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ah I love the smell of ovulating femanons in the morning
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Foids what's your non-negotiable list for potential boyfriends?
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>>34480478
M
I would feel nervous but not enough to act on it. I don't consider it paranoid, I see it mostly about handling my own anxieties.
Hugs are kinda sus depending on the nature of them but I don't care. My ex was physically affectionate and I liked that about her so I could see why she'd naturally be that way towards others too
>>34480507
Cute skellyton wrists!
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im not underweight i just have boney wrists
...so when are you guys posting more hand pics?
>>34480520
dog actually
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>>34480533
the CUTEST dog
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I'm light brown, should I bleach my skin?
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>>34480534
he’s a very good boy
a lil stinky though
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>>34480535
curly hair?
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>>34480533
What if I'm not fat
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>>34480538
it's wavy actually
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>>34480507
I'm eating dinner so I'm not taking a new pic rn. Enjoy my diy project.
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>>34480544
Fat fingas
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>>34480493
post hair then
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We're trying to figure out why guys stopped approaching when we are literally out there begging you to approach us in social situations. We are actively working to make ourselves as friendly and approachable as possible.
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>>34480544
I can smell the wires mmmm
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>>34480544
Why do you have a thermos full of jizz?
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>>34480544
Why are you eating copper wires
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>>34480549
I prefer the other femanon's wrist
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>>34480547
The subtitles should be above
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>>34480547
Men think women care about their genetic appearance, and women think men care about their grooming.
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>>34480549
Would you jork me off?
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>>34480544
Is this you anon?
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>>34480547
i notice women seemingly trying to get my attention all the time

but they're mostly exhibitionist whores so i just pretend they're not there
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>>34480536
Nice
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>>34480549
Sausage fingers
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>>34480297
A question to women from a men.

I casually dropped that that i was once in love with a classmate when talking to old colleges,
one of them spread that information to that classmate i was in love with.

She replied on a chat back to me "I thought you were cute in school."

How the fuck should i take this?
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Yo
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>>34480321
I would probably warn him if anything in particular was off limits so as long as he listened to that, nah. Need him to finish the milk before it goes bad.
>>34480478
Yeah. The last guy I dated was bi what am I supposed to do not let him see any of his friends without me?
>>34480502
Tiring
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I got a like on a dating app, and it was a guy I knew in college that had bragged to his friends that he had peed in his gfs mouth without telling her he was going to do that. I reported him, thoughts? Also made me think about how many hidden crazy people there are everywhere
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>>34480536
weirdly perfect hands, are u a robot?
>>34480544
can i get a better, full frame pic later? (of both ur hands and whatever ur making)
>>34480539
i dont discriminate
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>>34480549
made for massaging prostates (the fake nails stay on btw)
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>>34480563
Post nudes
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>>34480556
Can someone elaborate why she was concerned he was wearing a Jet hat? I'm assuming this is something to do with sports?
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product placement
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>>34480558
I was going to wash my sheets friday. Excuse the cat hair, please.
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>>34480565
>I reported him, thoughts?
M
Based
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>>34480562
Find it funny think of some other childhood memories and carry on.
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>>34480570
Why are you brown
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>>34480570
This nigga owns a thinkpad
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>>34480562
That you were cute in high school? Go hit on her
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Women do you do this on purpose?
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>>34480566
I had to edit it down because my phone was too powerful for 4chan.
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>>34480561
Ow, my penis!
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>>34480566
>full frame pic later
Maybe.
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>>34480575
I did not know I was brown
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>>34480577
I used to be a nigga (white) with a thinkpad, and it never seemed to negatively impact my game. Used that very thinkpad for several movie nights, even
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>>34480562
Ask her if she think's you're cute right now
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>>34480478
Female, he doesn't need my permission to do things so it's not a matter of "letting" him, he's an adult and I trust him. Although desu I know he'd never do that outside of work reasons anyway. I don't think it's paranoid to be hurt or to want strong boundaries around your relationship. It's the way people try to enforce it that can be counterproductive sometimes

Hugging is a normal way to greet people in some contexts, it wouldn't even occur to me to think of it as a problem
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>>34480566
Ok thoughts
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>>34480585
Based
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does YouTube intentionally make itself buggy/annoying to use with ad blockers now?
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>>34480547
I'm a poorfag autistic weirdo women would feel inconvenienced by my mere existence in the same dimensional plane as them
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>>34480578
I asked her if she was interested in meeting again, she said no.

This is why i am confused, it sounds like i had a chance, but then the chance vanished?

I just don't understand women
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>>34480580
even better
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That was my hand but I'm shy. My other thumb is a slightly weird because I fractured it skiing and it works fine but I think I might get the surgery to fix it now that I'm an adult.
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>>34480591
YouTube is a complete garbage fire.
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>>34480590
They did all make fun of me for owning it though lol
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>>34480588
very vascular, are you a /fit/ anon?
couldnt help but notice the pink undertones too, youre a very pink man, cute.
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>>34480593
What are you confused about? She found you cute but she isn't interested anymore
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>>34480595
Which one bro
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>>34480603
That one
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>>34480603
The right thumb. It doesn't look that bad though. People say they can't notice.
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>>34480562
Does anyone remember that old site classmates.com? It was kind of a thing in like the late 90s and early 00s, I messaged someone a few years after I graduated but she either never saw it or the other thing was you had to pay for access, so never read it. Fast forward to like 5 years ago, and I guess she saw it, paid for access, read the message and tracked me down and DM'd me on social media because she wanted to meet up. Even though she knew I am married now.
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>>34480600
Lol thanks. I used to lift but not as much now and I live in the great white north so I'm pale.
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>>34480605
Shut up
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>>34480613
Sorry
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>>34480595
Hey my thumb got slamed by a door ans I feel you it is very ugly but functions
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Foids that are currently not in a relationship, how many different cocks have you sucked over the last year?
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>>34480547
Because I lack any qualities that women would find attractive. I don't think they want a 25 year old man without any major achievements asking them for their number. I don't go out much, but I feel that I don't have much of a reason to do so.
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Women will fuck me, but they won’t love me
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>>34480615
It just has one tiny bump the other thunb doesn't. This destroys me inside and I try not to talk or think about it.
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If I don't fall asleep in the next 20 sexonds I am going to go masturbate and play video games
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>>34480588
I like your floor, what building do you live in?
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>>34480620
You're just like me
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>have a friend with benefits
>we tried to date but I didn't feel anything
>we still have sex
>when we have sex, we say "I love you" to each other
>I don't mean it, I just like to be really intense during sex
>but with how she has been acting, I think she does mean it
How bad did I fuck up here?
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>>34480536
maybe this one is me maybe
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>>34480570
Do you shave your arms?
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>>34480627
I forgot to take the s out...
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>>34480628
cringe bait
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>>34480627
That's not true; I'm also old.
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>>34480630
I did recently. They get very hairy
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>>34480622
Mine is fatter than the other and has a thick and large nail but hey nobody really cares about our fingers dont let it bother you
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men, you'd do well to never fully trust a woman, ever

you'll learn what you can trust your wife with eventually, but never fully
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>>34480634
Don't do that
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>>34480633
It wasn't intentional desu
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>>34480616
They get you hand posting then up the stakes.
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>>34480637
I'm ignoring this advice.
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>>34480637
I trust no mortal
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>>34480641
I thought about it after previous compliments
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ladies

why don't you all have a leg/butt body routine?

all it takes is some dumbbells and a little space at home
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>>34480641
It's like giving a homeless guy money...
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>>34480626
What you want my address lol, basically every apartment in this city was built with these cheap parquet floors for a good few decades.
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>>34480639
it gets very hot if I don' shave
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Here's a palm for once
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>>34480649
>What you want my address
Yes
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I have a lot of pictures that show my hands, but this is the first one I found. More a picture of my wrist I guess. I don't wear bracelets, I had just found it on the ground and took the picture to send to my friend.
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>>34480579
yes
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>>34480617
Just the one
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>>34480647
I naturally developed a big ass during puberty in exchange for having small tits.
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>>34480642
you do so to your own peril

if you're lucky you'll be able to look back on this in retrospect and know
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>>34480658
Can you show us?
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>>34480651
Palms are not nearly as sexy. Stick to the script, whore.
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>>34480637
There are essentially zero lawful good women. Most are lawful evil, some are chaotic evil, the worst are Chaotic Neutral. The best you can hope for is a Lawful Neutral woman.
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>>34480658
as an ass man i hope to one day marry a woman like this

still tho, a little toning will help you age with maximum grace
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>>34480653
Why do you send pictures of you hands to your friends. Kinda gay.
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I have like popeye forearms and it makes my wrist look small in the photos even though I have normal or slightly above average wrist size. My dad had even bigger forearms and people called him popeye.
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>>34480651
nice fingerprints. I will be using those
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>>34480483
I wouldn't say anything to him. If you start rambling and sperging trying explain yourself, it will only make you feel worse and you won't really get your point across. If you're worried about what he thinks of you and how he sees you, focus your energy on how you present yourself and respond to him. You'll communicate a lot more to him that way
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>>34480632
I wish it was bait.
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>>34480661
That's all you're getting, take it or leave it
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How shocking is the movie Clerks now compared to modern body counts? If you are dating a woman or in a relationship and she confesses she's sucked 36 dicks, does that blow you away or do you just kind of shrug it off?
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Why you laughing, twin? Lock in.
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>>34480671
can't see
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>>34480671
AHHHHHHHHH
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>>34480652
You wanna see what these hands can do
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>>34480651
im not sure why, but this one is my favorite itt so far
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>>34480666
Too noisy to be useful, already thought about it
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>>34480671
Cute cat
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>>34480627
Unfortunately.
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>>34480673
No everyone is going to call me bitch wrists. I also have long hands for my sise which makes it look worse. My hand is the size of like a 6' male but I'm short. I also have slightly long arms for my height according to artistic perspective.
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women really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue?
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>>34480670
I'm out of the door before she finishes her sentence
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>>34480678
Glad you liked it, it's my most useful hand
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>>34480671
>JH skin tone
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the folder is growing...
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I kind of look like this but pale with a long nose
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>>34480682
:/
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>>34480653
absolutely nobody believes that story mate
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>>34480689
She's gonna jerk off to them
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I kind of look like this but less hair
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>>34480677
Lewd...
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>>34480688
I literally just sat down to relax and this is the shit I walk into.
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>>34480689
How many in your cock folder?
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>>34480689
pathetic desu there is a femanon that has years of hands
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>>34480507
this is a man lmao
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what's up with girls when they get caught 'mirin and then try and make a point to look like they're ignoring you and not interested at all

but then you go and talk to them and they're giddy
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>>34480698
i dont collect cocks, i do have a folder for physiques though
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>>34480671
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>>34480689
>s(he) didn't save the big watch hand
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Femanons:
What are your opinions on if someone collects toys? Either action figures, statues, or like amiibo.
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>>34480702
Dunno
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>>34480689
That’s so fucking weird
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De copo sempre cheio, coração vazio. You know what I mean femanon?
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>>34480704
Nigga slender man itt
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>>34480692
I don't think our situation is a good thing.
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>>34480708
Dataminers are something else.
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>>34480689
You gonna put this one in?
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>>34480704
this is actually in 4k. His hand is really like that
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>>34480704
Cool
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I wish I could post my hands
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>>34480700
ik.. :[ i have a lot of catching up to do.
#posthandstohelpthecause
>>34480701
what makes you say that
>>34480705
because its not anon's hand, ive seen that pic posted as memes far too many times
>>34480708
okay.. how?
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>>34480712
It's not. What will you do about it?
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>>34480709
no, I'm not a mentally ill alcoholic
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>>34480718
>how
Because it’s creepy
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>>34480388
...
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>>34480507
is this the same femanon that fetishizes fat men?
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>>34480714
ew use some goddamn lotion
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>>34480720
me neither. I am just lonely and listening to sad songs. I did got drunk the other day with friends though it was fun
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>>34480714
Why you using your hand for dookie paper?
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>>34480388
It's normal to spend time with your family. Don't make it weird.
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>>34480726
I use Working Hands literally every day. My hands looks much clearer right now than in that picture, but it's hard to keep them from drying out constantly.
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>>34480714
yes, nothing a little mspaint can’t fix
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>>34480731
dry skin has nothing to do with working, all you need is some lotion once a day before bed, stop making excuses to feel manly for neglecting basic personal hygiene
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>>34480689
What are we gonna get in return
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>>34480730
well... i already made a move when we were younger

which is why this seems weird
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>>34480718
>what makes you say that
your giant man hands, hairy man feet, revolting fetishes, and constant demands for pics.
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Real ying yan here
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>>34480697
>not a denial
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>>34480696
How it should be hehe
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I salut the anon that managed to get all these anons to humiliate themselves, nice work
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>>34480741
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>>34480729
>>34480732
It's not actually shit, but it really looks like it, hence why I took the picture. Here's an older, blurrier picture.
>>34480737
That's what I do, literally every night. Working Hands is lotion.
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>>34480748
same as it ever was
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>>34480750
Why do you just have old photos of your hands saved
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>>34480748
humiliation is not real
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>>34480748
Kek
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>>34480719
By trying to actually achieve something with my life. I want to share this life with someone, but I've got nothing to offer to the women in my age group or slightly younger and older. If don't end up with someone, then whatever. I can die knowing I achieved something.
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Do you smooch your bfs penis?
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>>34480748
Anon is so embarrassed of his hands he has to project onto others
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>>34480748
the one that got her to post her wrist?
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>>34480742
get off my dick anon
not that i have one
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>>34480748
Posting a hand isn't humiliating, even posting a dick isn't if that's what you want to do.
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now women its youre turn to post hands
all two of you itt (not counting big valk)
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>>34480748
I'm God's silliest clown
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>>34480761
That leaves one.
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>>34480760
The fact you'd want to do that is the humiliating part.
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>>34480752
I don't delete pictures. I don't remember why I took that last one at all. Here's one with a moth.
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>>34480763
well? im waiting?
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>>34480765
Why?
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>>34480765
nta but I know it's humiliating but I've still done it before because I'm a slut for attention
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>>34480745
I'm not super dark.
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i thought it was fun
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>>34480749
what

girls are hot
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>>34480766
Nice moth nigga
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maybe I'll post hand next time
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>>34480756
This is actually a really good painting. Would hang.
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>>34480766
if u were my bf i'd put lotion on ur hands while u sleep
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>>34480773
Thanks. Here's another angle.
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>>34480776
slut!
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>>34480761
>two
haha what a lowball number
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>>34480770
is your hair curly?
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>>34480766
there's absolutely no reason for your hand to be in that pic you slut, you're like that meme with the girl having to insert herself into every pic to attentionwhore instead of just taking a pic of the thing she claims to take a pic of
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>>34480758
>her
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>>34480774
why not post one this time? im still here O_O
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>>34480782
Yeah, that anon is really weird about his hands come to think of it...
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>>34480781
Yeh. 3c.
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>>34480782
Silly
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>>34480778
cute
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I despise when someone says that someone predicted something by doing the thing. I just hate people
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>>34480785
He's also the guy with the "bracelet" pic that he sent to his "friend", lol
who picks up trash from the ground, puts it on and feels the need to take a pic and show his friends? he's the final boss of being an attentionwhore
>>
f

what if you meet a really nice guy and after a couple years you get married and then when you get pregnant he reveals to you... that he's into feet
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men, how does it feel knowing a skelly gayfag is going to jerk his hairy dick to your hand pics?
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>>34480784
yeah but now I'll be the center of attention and I don't want that
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>>34480786
>3c
Que esto?
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>>34480792
divorce
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Well femanons? thoughts?
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>>34480793
any attention is good attention I say
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>>34480782
>>34480785
I sent the picture to my entomologist friend to see if he could identify the moth. I put my hand in the picture as a size reference, same as the quarter.
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>>34480793
im female
this is defamation (ง •̀_•́)ง !
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>>34480798
How does anyone not know hair types?
>>
reminder that the up and down movement is mainly for show, the true style is back and forth, side to side.
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>>34480790
What does any of that mean
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>>34480800
We are Anonymous. Our victory is inevitable.
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>>34480786
my crush right now has that archetype. She is so small so cute
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>>34480799
but what if he's content with only your feet and isn't too bad about it... just likes to massage them and maybe have them on his face once in a while
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>>34480792
make him lick it
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>>34480800
What's good electro
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>>34480803
Prove it.
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>>34480792
it's like ok i guess, judging by the fact that we even got married, it wouldn't be too bad

>>34480800
OHHH MY GOD THAT'S SOOOO HOT
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>>34480803
its ok flat chan, don't listen to them
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>>34480815
how ami supposed to do that, im not a camwhore
+ my wrist looks female enough no?
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>>34480802
>more lies
lol
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>>34480804
Why would I?
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>at a concert Friday night
>talking with a group of people and having a good time
>one of them was a girl
>when the band was playing at one point, she was to my left
>kind of noticed out of the side of my eye that she is looking directly at me, entire head turned
>when I look over, she immediately shoots her head forward towards the stage
I got her number at the end of the night and we're gonna hang out, but how should I have handled her looking at me? I didn't want to freak her out. She did it a few times throughout the night. It was cute, desu. I also found it funny, cuz it felt like out of a cartoon with how comedic it was, but idk what the play was.
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Women can you post your nails? :)
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>>34480809
divorce
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>>34480803
>kaomoji
( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
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>>34480804
we're men
hair is what it is
we all just scrub our scalps with bar soap anyway
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>>34480806
Hatw you too
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>>34480813
I hope one day I meet a woman like you
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>>34480823
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>>34480803
you didn't answer my question >>34480725
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Goody nighty
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>>34480833
gn
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whats the best way to approach this? inb4 reddit

>met a girl through reddit specifically for dating/hookups, she lives nearby
>she proves that shes real but wont show face
>we've been sexting the last few days, i hear her voice and see parts of her body
>she talks about meeting up
>i say lets exchange face pics before we do anything in person
>she says shes not ready yet for that and wants to wait

i thought about what would make someone not want to show face, but shes definetely a woman, shes not catfishing me, and its not a scam.
All i can do is wait it out I guess
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>>34480822
kissu
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>>34480824
i feel like if a guy like me got together with the kind of girl that posts here

she'd probably allow it

especially if we were married and she were having my child
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>>34480830
thats a man
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>>34480831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzge_j-_PME
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>>34480808
>small and cute
Not as much of a compliment as you think.
>>34480821
>>34480827
Well go Google it then. You guys should all acknowledge how tight my curls are, even if you'll never see them again.
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>>34480833
May your snoozes be comfy
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Can’t believe how old I am.
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i can't believe how fucking gross most women over 30 are
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>>34480841
>google it
so urm hair is like this?
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>>34480832
well im trying to dial it back since my fetishistic tendencies seem to make some ppl uncomfortable, but yes. i do however like hands of all shape and sizes!
shame i didnt see any chubby anons' hands tho :P
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>>34480839
Let a brother dream
>>
some days I want an older gf but sometimes I want an younger gf (like my ex)
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>>34480849
morbidly yes
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>>34480849
yes
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>>34480841
>Not as much of a compliment as you think.
Do you prefer cute and funny?
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>>34480837
Feels weird to kiss someone you just met and is being awkward and turning away.
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>>34480848
huh, I thought you'd be fat too
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>>34480847
What is that, a picture of hair for ants?
>>34480856
I like when guys acknowledge that I'm funny, but cute is one of those compliments that always makes me worry that I'm being patronized a little.
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>>34480860
why are you so dumb? it's always the skeletons that fetishize fatness
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>>34480841
I was just describing. Not meant as a compliment
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>bluevalk feet pics incoming
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>>34480844
Same. It's so over.
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>>34480862
Also it's fat women that like skinny guys.
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>>34480862
how should I know? this is my first time encountering this fetish
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>>34480864
If you bullied femanons less more femanons would post and namefag and you might not die alone after all
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>>34480866
fuck, the universe really is telling me to get fat again huh?
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>>34480861
that anon's cunny joke aside, how is cute patronizing? Its just another form of attractive
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>>34480873
mannequin feet
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>>34480867
that's because it's a gay fetish and you would only encounter it on gay boards.
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Why do men always have dark colored sheets? I don’t like it
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>>34480873
Why is it so gray?
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>>34480877
Stain resistance, and it's like being swallowed by the void.
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>>34480876
and how do you know about it? are you gay?
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>>34480877
Don't have to wash them as much.
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>>34480873
Cute nail polish
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>>34480886
Disgusting
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>>34480877
hides stains better
thats why i like stripes and fine patterns
heres mine (webcam pic)
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>>34480873
ur toenail and fingernail polish matching is very cute
>>34480860
fat only looks good on men imo
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>>34480874
I missed the joke.
And my dislike for "cute" has been well documented here. It's a compliment most often expressed when describing things like children or animals. So when it's stacked up against other compliments a man might mame like "hot" or "sexy", it feels like I'm being told I'm immature or not seen as sexual in any way.
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>>34480877
I'll get lighter coloured sheets if you want, my queen. I can be anything you want me to be
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>>34480890
I want to be a skelly just like you (but male)
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>>34480873
BV confirmed alien.
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>>34480897
Why do ayyys always look so angry. Are they chuds, too?
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>>34480894
Imagine being this obsessed with being sexualized.
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>>34480896
are u anon from the other day who was talking about starving himself?
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Racism is perfectly natural and I'm sick of people pretending it's not.
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>>34480873
Why so much foot hair? PCOS?
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I need to throw up on a moid
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>>34480900
me vomiting into the cedar chest
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>>34480908
what?
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>>34480903
yes
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>>34480908
i will only let my future wife do that

after we're married
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>>34480908
Can it at least be while you're deepthroating?
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>>34480912
if fat isnt what you want then why not go the fit route instead of the starve route?
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>>34480828
Why what did I say?
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>>34480908
I don't like puke, I'm ok with piss though
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>>34480902
Imagine growing up your whole life short and flat with absolutely nobody around that looked quite like you because you weren't a pale white girl. The only people anyone around you could compare you to were brown women on TV, who were usually markedly taller and bustier and "sexier". It changes how you form opinions on words.
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>>34480917
I don't have the energy to do that (because I starve myself), I can barely do 5 push ups
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>>34480902
Ugly women seethe when they aren't sexualized.
>>34480921
Kek
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>>34480919
>peach fuzz
There were at least three long dark nipple hairs.
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>>34480908
Why?
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>>34480921
blame your parents for birthing you somewhere out of your element
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>>34480923
then step one is to stop starving urself
i believe in u
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>>34480870
She deserves it
>>
girls

show us how greasy your hair is right now, no last minute washing
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>>34480841
Are they tighter than your pussy?
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I don't hate white people anymore, that's not what God would want me to do.
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>>34480933
i actually showered this morning
how greasy is urs?
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>>34480937
prove it. post hair NOW
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>>34480930
thanks but I don't really want to be fit, I want to be a skelly I'm only doing push ups to get rid of my man boobs faster
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>>34480937
i am jason statham
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>>34480931
BV confirmed high test female, how big is your clit?
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>>34480936
Thanks anon.
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it's always sad when every part of a girl is fat except her pussy
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>>34480928
I blame my parents for a lot, but this isn't one of those things.
>>34480935
My pussy isn't part of this conversation, dicknozzle.
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>>34480933
No way
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>>34480921
Sounds more like it has to do with being raped since deep down you feel like your only worth comes from being used for sexual pleasure so you start tweaking at the mere implication that you might not be sexy enough since that would make you worthless.
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>>34480933
bv might do it. jh and the gay dude pretending to be a woman won't.
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>>34480946
why i was going to give you hair and scalp care tips from my time in modeling
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>>34480936
like taking candy from a baby... when will you learn...
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>>34480945
>My pussy isn't part of this conversation
It is now.
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>>34480931
Thats not how that works.
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>>34480933
No and you still would
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>>34480944
Yeah what kind of selfish woman buys tons of food for herself but not her cat
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>>34480822
I'll bump this
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>>34480940
but ur just going to end up skinny fat with those habits
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Men, show your hands, I’m horny
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>>34480954
The best thing is completely hairless body and wolfy from the neck up but most women do the opposite
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>>34480948
>actually very smol.
Most atoga femanons are probably clitlets.
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>>34480960
labia majora

although i also like arbys a lot
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>>34480958
just scroll up dummy
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>>34480958
>I’m horny
Sis thinks she's Marine-senchou
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>>34480961
I'd kms if I had a big clit.
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>>34480967
wow rude
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>>34480964
Show me yours, the those yours? Show me your face
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>>34480967
Why? It's hot.
>>
I FUCKING HATE BEING CIRCUMCISED
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>>34480969
thinkpad one is mine, face is not happening sry
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>>34480952
You could at least ask a compelling and productive question about pussy, then.
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>>34480966
Who?
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>>34480972
same bro
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>>34480972
doesnt bother me, skill issue get over it
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>>34480958
Scroll up
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>>34480979
>I gotta fat pussy.
post cameltoe.
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>>34480944
What about the opposite
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>>34480974
I could, but I'm extremely lazy.
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>>34480979
You got a fat everything lardy
>>
Gender, do you feel like the opposite gender puts a lot of effort into stuff that is clearly mating related, but doesn't make you like them more? If so what?
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>>34480983
Not him, but that’s my favorite
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>>34480986
I feel like you out a lot of effort into being a fucking dork and it doesn't make me like you more
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>>34480957
I already am skinny fat actually
ok I guess I'll do some exercise then...
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>>34480984
That's fair, it's pretty late after all. Gnite.
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>>34480976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWEBfzW-Rys
>>
women whats it like being desired by the opposite gender?
>>
I've held hands with a woman before, and another one kissed me on the cheek, there is still hope for me?
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>>34480995
Wouldn’t know
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>>34480986
F, yes
Men seem ti di a lot of insanely cringe shit they think manes them more fuckable but it just makes them have a gay af vibe, like shaving any of their body hair, going to the gym or "getting into fashion". And things like getting plastic surgery or hair transplants or any other such body modifications are on an even worse level.
>>
>>34480983
that's awesome

as long as you save it for a good husband
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>>34481000
Barf
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>>34481000
:/
I'm not hungry anymore
>>
Small boob women (b cup and less)
Would you still want your man to play with them
>>
>>34481000
Damn, need fat hairy pussy to bounce on it.
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>>34480998
Are you sure
>>
I need naizuri NOW!!!
>>
>>34480986
M
I don't understand the people who think having a hoe phase will make them a better partner. Doesn't everyone have their own unique preferences anyways?
>>
i like a thicker bush than that in my face
>>
Tf is going on tonight lol. Are femanons really ovulating right now?
>>
For women, how do you cope about having your period? Also is it true that your public bathrooms are disgusting and filthy? If so, why?
>>
wiggas
>>
I like how she nuzzles her nose against my ear and cheek
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>>34481007
Yea
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>>34481013
>hoe phase will make them a better partner.
studies show across the board that women make worse partners after hoing around
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>>34481015
This is how summer goes
>>
bitches in heat xd
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>>34481015
I’m on my period
>>34481017
Wdym cope I just take care of myself as needed
>>
>>34481017
I think there were a ton of bots injected into the site to boost numbers last night. Activity spiked for absolutely no reason at a random hour and they were sending walls of text about basically nothing.
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>>34481026
i can have that effect, even remotely
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>>34481020
I'll say please and thanks
>>
can i request to see some male bush now pls?
>>
hot sweaty sex with ovulating femanon
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>>34481033
Hands are where it starts and ends don't be gross
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>>34481033
I have a pic of my bush but my cock is also in it.
>>
>>34481033
>>
>>34481031
I've posted cock on /b/ before
>>
What is the female equivalent of a cumsock?
What is the female equivalent of popping a boner in public?
What is the female equivalent of Hokuto No Ken?
>>
>>34481042
oh that's when I was 17
>>
One day it will all be ok. I will be a better man.
>>
whats the male equivalent of cleavage?
>>
>>34481043
>What is the female equivalent of Hokuto No Ken?
sailor moon
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>>34481033
i took a pic but deleted it
im content being a handslut, i dont want to be an actual slut slut
>>
>>34481046
exposed midsection
>>
>>34481042
I would post mine if you wanted.
>>
do women find male collarbones attractive?
>>
women are you tired of us?
>>
>>34481054
that was 9 years ago
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>>34481046
their belly
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Women, rate him from 1/10
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>>34481055
i was told as much

by a girl my friend liked and invited to the group hangout

she was ogling them all night
>>
women how do you really feel about male horniness?
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>>34481063
man his face really is mid when he's not super thinned out no wonder he smokes meth

but you could achieve the same result with just discipline
>>
>>34481062
Disgusting
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>>34481068
https://i.4cdn.org/soc/1775119165179402.jpg
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>>34481063
looks like the spoiled bully from middleschool, 3/10
>>
I hate how femenine my face looks sometimes
>>
>>34481033
women need to post tits first
even clothed would be fine
>>
I feel nauseous
>>
>>34481072
he’s too strong-fat for my liking, also not a fan of beards or gingers
funny guy tho
whats ur type in men? and dont just say >him
>>
>>34481082
Stick ur finger in ur mouth
>>
Women, how do you feel about poassing trannies or femboys that aesthetically mog you?
>>
>>34481091
i dont like mentally unstable men
he’s also got a beard.
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>>34481092
my thought is that you should put ok clothes and stop being so goddamn hasty, it's unattractive
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>>34481097
thats my elbow, im clothed
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>>34481082
when i feel nauseous, i try to sleep so i stop feeling anything and then just wait until i get better or throw up
>>
>>34481092
How do you fall up stairs, retard?
>>
I love women
>>
women, name 5 books
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>>34481095
>I like skinny long haired dudes.
wow we have almost completely opposite tastes lol
do you have any celeb examples? im thinking kurt cobain?
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>>34481109
Same
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Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to some of your friends who are girls as a guy but never act on it and you've never verbalized it?
>>
I haven't self harmed in almost a year :D
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>>34481114
no
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>>34480990
I hide my dorkiness to women irl as much as possible
>>34480999
Well now I feel sympathetic towards women for makeup. I kind of just want to look better for me.
>>34481013
A girl was flirting with me once in my early twenties and I didn't know and she said she just got done her hoe phase
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>>34481116
Do it
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>>34481116
Congrats!
>>
>>34481114
Thought crime isn't real
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>>34481116
hell yeah anon good job
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>>34481114
No it's not wrong. Men cannot be friends with women without any sexual thoughts involved. Even the ugly ones, you'll eventually find yourself fantasizing about cumming inside their friendly girlbro pussy. It's just a fact of life just never tell them you have masturbated to them.
>>
>>34481116
Nice anon
>>
men, what would you do if you catch your gf watching gay porn?
>>
>>34481125
>gf
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>>34481125
I'd call her a faggot
>>
>>34481109
name 5 women
>>
I don't even think the girl having a hoe phase is bad, I just feel embarrassed dating her desu
>>
>>34481119
but I don't want to :(
and it leaves scars!
>>34481120
>>34481122
>>34481124
thanks ^_^
some girl almost convinced me to self harm again because she said it made her horny but I didn't, that was close
>>
>>34481129
stacey
becky
britanny
gracie
chelsea
>>
>>34481125
What kind of gay
>>
>>34481133
fuuuccckkk stacy's mom is so hot
>>
>>34481129
karla
kenzie
karen
kate
juliet
>>
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>>34481125
As in lesbian or faggot porn? I wouldn't mind either way, and if she can find me a feminine enough twink to fuck while she watches I'd be down.
>>
Men, what is ur first name?
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>>34481125
Fuck her butt
>>
>>34481129
Karen
Katelyn
Kara
Kathy
Kelly
>>
I really should just take my own life to see what happens. What do you think is on the other side anons place your bets
>>
>>34481110
the bible
the koran
the talmud
the bhagavad gita
the edda
>>
>>34481139
the same as your father's first name
>>
>>34481129
shaniqua
moniqua
tamiqua
tyroniqua
jamaliqua
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>>34481139
Doesn't matter as long as I don't associate it with another woman I don't want to date. I'll romanticize it no matter what.
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>>34481139
Lucas
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>>34481139
A nickname for a prostitute’s clientele or a toilet
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>>34481139
Bletharius.
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>>34481143
Just wait. It's coming.
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>>34481139
You already know it
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>>34481139
Dalton J. Williamington III
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>>34481139
alex
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Women name your 5 favourite penises
>>
sex with femanon? hmmm?
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>>34481139
Jack
>>
I hope he gets hit by a fucking truck.
>>
>>34481139
Tuff. stupid i know im getting it changed
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>>34481139
João
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>>34481139
Anonymous
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>>34481139
Ace
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I've decided that I will bleach my skin
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>>34481173
like ur bumhole or all of u?
>>34481172
if thats actually ur name thats pretty cool
>>
>>34481175
all of me
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>>34481168
Sons of Anarchy style?
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>>34481180
:/ i hope ur larping, thats sad, dont do that
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>>34481175
i always thought it sounded rednecky tbqh
>>
Google says women generally like men more if the man gets subtle improvements and especially if the woman doesn't know. Fake it til you make it, I guess.
>>
>>34481182
Any style as long as it kills him.
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>>34481187
regarding cosmetic procedures
>>
I need a girlfriend who is so toxically controlling and possessive that she makes me wear a heart-shaped GPS tracker on my wrist 24/7 that zaps me if I step outside of her approved routes
>>
>>34481183
it's not fair! most of my family is white but I'm light brown
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>>34481191
and theres nothing wrong w that
u shouldnt spend less time on 4chan
>>
>>34481190
you are sick in the head friend
>>
>>34481191
are you a girl
>>
>>34481190
>anon gets in a car accident and gets zapped to death in the ambulance
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>>34481194
ironically I'm not like this because of 4chan I'm like this because my brother made fun of me
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>>34481201
it's cuz you drank too much chocolate milk
>>
>>34481188
What he do
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>>34481201
That's fucked up
>>
>>34481162
My husband
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Moids, I'm a private person with an ex-directory phone number. So how have you got my number?
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>>34481199
no
>>34481202
I'm not THAT dark, I'm more like coffee with milk
>>34481205
I wish I didn't care but I do
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>>34481208
What happened
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>>34481139
Alfredo
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>>34481212
i had u for dinner last week
>>
I can saw a woman in two
But you won't want to look in the box when I do
I can make love disappear
For my next trick I'll need a volunteer
I can pull a rabbit out of a hat
I can pull it out but I can't put it back
I can make love disappear
For my next trick I'll need a volunteer
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>>34481210
I'd call you my nigga
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>>34481208
lucky guess haha. only ten billion combinations :^)
>>
She hurt me bad
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Women, why the fuck can't you look like this?
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>>34481216
:/
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Average atoga foid.
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>>34481225
fuck off with your trash coomer game
>>
>>34481210
Can I get an N word pass
>>
Do most femanons have big asses?
>>
Women, how often do you think about and plan your dream wedding?
>>
Women how would you feel if your bf sent you porn
>>
>the three women I've had on my roster still haven't texted me yet today
>8 pm
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. They must all hate me.. Maybe they all know each other
>>
State gender
Rank the following
>vagueposting
>blogposting
>hornyposting
>creativityposting
>handposting
>>
>>34481230
don't ask me I'm not african american
>>
flat lives matter
>>
>>34481241
they are the only ones that matter actually
>>
>>34481239
>Blogposting
>Creativityposting
>Vagueposting
>Handposting
>Hornyposting
>>
Do you guys want to see what I look like and admire my beauty (m btw)
>>
>>34481116
Glad to hear anon, keep it up!
>>
>>34481248
yes!
>>
>>34481248
i guess yeah
>>
>>34481208
Good evening ma'am, this is Microsoft support calling about a virus in your computer.
>>
>>34481227
thought is was some trump photoshop from the thumbnail
>>
>>34481248
Yes daddy
>>
>>34481257
In a cool way or a rapey way?
>>
>>34481256
That's just what happens to a woman when he husband's neck explodes.
>>
I could be a like 7.5/10 with hair transplants. Fuck you femanon. I need this. Maybe an 8 with a VERY minor nosejob and tretinoin.
>>
This Asian motherfucker has used the word grok as a verb twice in the last 10 minutes
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>>34481225
I think you need to put down the porn for a little bit, anon.
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Does /atoga/ agree?
>>
grok it
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>>34481267
It's literally a verb from a book that is decades old and it used to be part of nerd vocabulary but now we can't use it anymore and there is no replacement.
>>
>>34481273
I read Stranger in a Strangle Land a few years back, 6/10 sci fi.
>>
I also kind of want to get my pinky toes and toenails removed. They're vestigial and don't improve balance.
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>>34481275
The first half is like 9/10. The second half is weird and like he didn't know what to write.
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>>34481270
You're one to talk
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>>34481278
The second half was Heinlein inventing his own perfect religion that was basically just Scientology.
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AND LASERS! Laser away every mistake God made on my face! AND I want bird lungs(they're more efficient except at holding breath for long periods of time)
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Femanons would you date a guy with digitigrade legs?
>>
It's fucking OVER, they are NEVER going to text me back
>>
State gender
If you had to be defined by only one of your qualities (virtues, vices, passions, occupations, dreams, etc), which would you choose?
>>
Also having thumbs on the other side of my hand would come in handy, and I can afford to add the mass since from removing my pinky toes and wisdom teeth.
>>
Either gender, have you ever run out of gas while driving?
>>
>>34481286
gg go next
>>
ok ok.. hear me out... what if i was in a rap boy band in my youth??
>>
>>34481287
Virtues
>>
>>34481289
M. Twice.
>>
>>34481287
M
The shit I lie about
>>
>>34481287
M
nice penis
>>
>>34481287
M
Optimism
>>
>>34481291
cheerio, lad
>>
Psychosis thread hours
>>
>>34481298
She posts here and reads my posts and reacts to them accordingly.
>>
>>34481287
M
my penis and my art
>>
>>34481298
sorry i think about the perfect form a lot
>>
Either gender
What is your niche/ unconventional celebrity crush?
>>
>>34481239
1 Creative
2 horny
3 original bait
4 blog
5 vague
6 hand
7 tired bait
8 incel/femcel screeds
9 drama posting
10 spam
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for guys i suppose:

not sure where else to post this, feels silly to make a thread about. i guess there are a lot of virgins here at least. in a month i am meeting a guy ive known online for many years, we have arranged a week long vacation and intend to lose our virginities to each other on it. we are very into each other but he is about a thousand times more nervous than i am and does not feel attractive enough for me, is embarrassed about being a virgin etc.

if you were in his shoes, how would you want me to behave? what can i do to make this as good an experience for him as possible? some specific questions i wanted to ask:
>is it a bad idea to try to hug or even kiss him when we first meet? i kind of want to but am also very afraid to.
>would it be a good idea to get drunk before sex?
>would you want me to make the first moves if you didnt or would you prefer to be given space at first?
>what sort of activities would be good for us to get used to hanging out in person? we have made plans to go to museums, go on hikes and out to eat mostly
>how much of an issue is size difference..? not to be vulgar but he is on the bigger side and we are both concerned i would have genuine difficulties accommodating him at least at first. when he thinks about this it is not an ego boost he feels very bad and nervous about it. if i do have difficulties what would be the best way to handle that? is it better to push through or immediately tell him to stop when he starts hurting me.

these are just the questions ive already been worrying about, more than anything i feel i dont even know what i should be worried about. im seeking advice on the sex part but also just in general on how to behave around a man, being a khhv. thank you for reading, if you have any advice whatsoever it would be welcome.
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>>34481299
Who?
>>
>>34481301
how could you not? thats dangerous though
>>
>>34481303
M
Melissa Rauch
>>
>>34481290
I've unironically seen everyone in my area on tinder and hinge
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>>34481305
I wouldn't want to lose it to someone I'm not in a relationship with 2bh.
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Which way young man?
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>>34481305
Idk he sounds like a bitch
>>
>>34481303
Emily perkins
>>
>>34481309
Dem tiddies
>>
>>34481306
My tulpa.
>>
>>34481313
Neutral evil
>>
>>34481303
JH
>>
>>34481313
Would every single one except chaotic evil
>>
>>34481319
My tulpa abandoned me when i got a real gf and now she is gone too
>>
>>34481321
who?
>>
>>34481313
neutral neutral gf...
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>>34481316
Big titty blondes are my type sadly
>>
>>34481327
tiny waist and titties in yo face??
>>
>>34481313
Away from AI. But neutral neutral if I must choose. I like the chill, humble, introverted, not very ostentatious type of girl.
>>
>>34481311
i guess i shouldve stated this, we are dating this isnt some meaningless hookup. but the point of this trip is largely is for us to have sex for the first time, sort of a mini honeymoon (there are other elements but im not that worried about us getting along and hanging out seeing his culture etc mostly the new physical stuff worries me so im asking about that)
>>
free yo mind and yo ass will followww......
>>
We could've been halfway to married by now
>>
How do I politely decline sex on a date as a moid?
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>>34481327
Flat chested women with short black hair are my type
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They conditioned men to not want this
Or, at least, to say they don't
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>>34481338
Impossible as they just get rapey
>>
Could you love this mutant cat?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2JwV5n1KRjA
>>
>>34481338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahCgADqInX8
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>>34481330
Don’t remind me
>>
>>34481338
By giving her to me and pulling up a chair
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>>34481337
What happened between the two of you?
>>
>>34481334
Hmm, I'd probably hug him when you meet if that's not frowned upon in his culture. And let him set the pace for escalating physically.
>>
>>34481341
>>34481343
>>34481345
I'm serious, I feel like there's an expectation that as a guy you're always supposed to want sex but I like taking things slowly. I'm afraid if I say no she'll think I don't like her.
>>
>>34481310
run it back
>>
>>34481338
She's unlikely to ask you directly. You can just say you want to take things slow if she does.
>>
>>34481353
I'm in the bathroom and she wants me to go back to her place. That means she wants sex right?
>>
>>34481339
>>34481327
Short hair and busty for me
>>
>>34481349
>my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too tender
>>
im such a bad procrastinator
i need a bf who'd agree to put a shock collar on me and use it whenever i stray off task
>>
Fuck fuck fuck I'm out of time I'm just going to improvise
>>
>>34481346
One tiny detail all it took was one
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>>34481305
>>is it a bad idea to try to hug or even kiss him when we first meet? i kind of want to but am also very afraid to
I think it's a good idea, but if he's that nervous then don't do it out of nowhere. Give him a "warning" first, or ask if it's alright
>>would it be a good idea to get drunk before sex?
Generally a bad idea. Can really impact boners in a negative way, also if there's the chance of performance anxiety. Best would be to grow genuinely relaxed at each other's presence through shared time together
>>would you want me to make the first moves if you didnt or would you prefer to be given space at first?
It's a good question, ask him
>>what sort of activities would be good for us to get used to hanging out in person? we have made plans to go to museums, go on hikes and out to eat mostly
Anything that gets you in the flow as if you were while at a distance is good. Maybe get a simple game you can play while chatting, like with questions or something to get conversation going
>>how much of an issue is size difference..? what would be the best way to handle that?
Err on the side of caution and communication. Sex doesn't have to be just PIV
>>
>>34481356
Does she live alone?
>>34481361
Some dudes actually want stable relationships more than easy pussy, incel bro.
>>
>>34481362
What are you working on?
>>
>>34481362
You'll start procrastinating on purpose.
>>
>>34481364
Stop vagueposting or go to gioyc
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>>34481349
im serious too, most of the time we do but if we don't they get rapey ime and other guys i know
>>
>>34481371
my finals
both cumulative
>>
>>34481289
>have you ever run out of gas while driving?
No, because I'm not retarded.

>>34481284
>would you date a guy with digitigrade legs?
Yes, Garrus Vakarian.

>>34481236
>Women how would you feel if your bf sent you porn
It would be cool to know what they're into.

>>34481154
>Lucas
I'm going to call you Luke, since it's my second favorite moid name.

>>34481303
>What is your niche/ unconventional celebrity crush?
Sung Kang. Ever since I saw Tokyo Drift.

>>34481340
BILL, THAT'S A CHILD!
>>
gn genders
>>
>>34481362
I'd rather just spank you a few times.
.
>>
>>34481349
They may think that but just stress how you feel about it, nothing personal etc
>>
>>34481337
not wrong
>>
>>34481380
>Garrus Vakarian
based, i'm still holding out for a tali gf myself
>>
>>34481373
lol maybe
naughty anon, dont put idea in my head
>>
>>34481344
you were the one reminiscing lol
>>
>>34481380
I wish we got to see Palavan. I wanted to some ME1
>>
>>34481375
Time to drink more than I should again
>>
>>34481392
Post your face after you gain the liquid courage
>>
>>34481386
Yeah it was real but fuuuuuck
>>
>>34481389
As long as you're corrected in a timely manner you'll still be more productive.
>>
>>34481383
sounds painful o_o..
hot
>>
>>34481368
You can have a stable relationship and have easy pussy, retard bro
Also me? Incel? HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>34481387
If we're being real, no man in media comes close to Alistair. He's probably my second favorite romance of all time.

>>34481391
I don't. The radiation would kill Shepard.
>>
>>34480706
bump
>>
>>34481395
think you could fall in love with a girl you merely chat with online?? after you have met her irl ... of course
>>
>>34481303
The girl who played Meera Reed in GOT
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Foids, what goes through your head when you see a guy like this that is just completely beaten down by you'll? I hope you're fucking happy!
>>
>>34481399
Go play in the Ganges, saar
>>
>>34481407
Tried really hard for/with a guy like that and i was ignored.. sooooo
>>
>>34481410
Hi
>>
>34481410
It's because no one here likes you
>>
Why do people say that it's a sign of mental illness to abruptly lose interest in all romantic partners without any obvious catalyst?
>>
>>34481390
I was not trying to, in fact I’m trying very hard to forget
>>
>>34481401
>I don't. The radiation would kill Shepard.
S/he was okay on Haestrom? Is it canon that non turians can't even visit?
>>
>>34481410
because this isn't REAL
>>
>>34481398
And you can look at the red handprints in the mirror to remind yourself to be good.
>>
>>34481423
What'd you use to make an OC in the LeyLey style?
>>
>>34481379
I don't belong here, we gotta move on, dear
Escape from this afterlife
'Cause this time, I'm right
To move on and on
Far away from here
>>
>>34481416
Anhedonia I guess?
>>
>>34481426
Goddamn dude I haven't listened to that song since freshman year of high school and that was like 100 years ago
>>
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>>34481423
Loooolll
>>
who can it be now
>>
>>34481407
>completely beaten down by you'll
Huh?
>>
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>>34481434
>>
>>34481407
>Even if I say it'll be alright
>Still, I hear you say, you want to end your life
>Now and again, we try to just stay alive
>Maybe we'll turn it all around, 'cause it's not too late
>It's never too late
>>
>>34481435
I've been seeing this image for well over a decade at this point and this is the first time I've noticed the lazy eye.
>>
I'm sad
>>
>>34481407
Just the look of defeat on his face and resignation.
He should admit his situation. There would be more dignity in it.
>>
Femanons, why are you playing when this
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1777322434097308.webm could be us?
>>
>>34481440
Why?
>>
>>34481442
wow is it really that bad or is he overreacting?
>>
>>34481442
wtf trigger warning next time bruh
>>
>>34481447
Never had the pleasure, so I couldn't say.
>>
Both genders:
Man, I'm bad at letting go. It's one of my biggest flaws. I hold onto things and I don't know how to stop. Like for example, I still think of my ex who cheated on me, and it was years ago. I've dated, slept with other girls, but I still think of my ex. But in an unhealthy way. How do I let go so I can move on and live a healthy life?
>>
>>34481452
okay what time do we meet up to test it out then?
>>
>>34481442
What the fuck!? That's a fucking aggravated assault! Fucking arrest her!
>>
>>34481447
It's fetish porn.
>>
>>34481445
because I want her to text me back. I want all 3 of the women I'm texting to text me back but they haven't in 4 hours+
>>
>>34481464
You text first
>>
>>34481455
I need to give my boss 2 weeks notice.
>>
>>34481442
There are women that get paid to do this. They're living my dream.

>>34481420
>S/he was okay on Haestrom?
Not really. Their shields/barrier kept dropping when they were in direct sunlight. But Turians have metal in their skin to protect from the high radiation on Palaven.
>>
Whats the point of this fuckin bot dude
>>
>>34481464
>but they haven't in 4 hours+
Being a normie must be hell. I got ghosted when EU5 came out because I wasn't texting enough.
>>
>>34481473
unironically demoralization through destabilizing male-female relations
>>
>>34481473
Third worlders don't use adblock so there is a market for posting ragebait on any platform that runs ads.
>>
Why is this faggot everywhere now?
>>
can we chill w the homophobic slurs
>>
>>34481471
>There are women that get paid to do this. They're living my dream.
Could you pull off a Karlach cosplay? If so, I'll let you know if Kraft ends up buying my Macaroni and Cheese recipe, and we can work something out.
>>
>>34481468
I already did and I left an engaging message for all 3 of them to respond to
>>34481476
Well they're normies which is why it's concerning. I text them back every hour and I have StarCraft to play
>>
I'm cross-eyed motherfucker
I'm seeing shit out the corners and the sides
>>
>>34481480
People are mad because Clav opened and runs club Bacara and it is the hottest new club in Miami!
>>
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>male
>recently began volunteering in a local fire service
>soon a related volunteer rescue/search operations service
This is a great source of pride for me, I haven't actually done anything notable yet but I turn up every week and ride around in a fire truck and do training with my local brigade and it's awesome.

I don't want to plaster photos of myself over social media to virtue signal, but is this an attractive personality trait?
>>
>>34481429
wtf i'm literally only three years older than you
>>
>>34481480
Is clav poster on other boards?
>>
>>34481484
bombastic side eye
>>
>>34481485
I'm mad about the drugathon.
>>
>>34481490
big pharna??
>>
>>34481488
Yes
>>
Sometimes I stare at photos of myself for hours to try and judge how ugly I am and how I look to other people
>>
>>34481486
I respect volunteer firefighters on principle but desu every one I've actually met is a dirtbag retard so that colors my opinion of them.
If this doesn't apply to you, godspeed.
>>
>>34481162
1 ex boyfriend, 2 husband, 3 Jason Luv, 4
Chris Stokes, 5 college boyfriend.
>>
Sometimes I think Im ugly and sometimes i think im good looking
>>
>>34481492
Clav said he was going to livestream a 30 day meth binge and then didn't.
I live with this trauma and disappointment every day.
>>
>>34481495
Touch grass outside a therapist's office
>>
>>34481502
>husband
>2
Rip
>>
Who the fuck is this Zach person that tripfags in every thread
>>
>>34481498
what country are you from?

I live in a small town that's pretty much in the greater metro area of a capital city. Everyone I work with is middle aged except for one woman but they all seem like cool people. None are what I would consider stupid, bigoted or racist.
>>
>>34481502
Greetings transgender poster
>>
>>34481507
Mentally ill like the rest of the name/trip fags
>>
>>34481482
No, but I could do Lae'zel, or maybe a genderbent Wyll. But Karlach is just too much woman for me to do justice.
>>
>>34481513
You aren't skinny enough to do laezel
>>
>>34481507
dont know, his posts are too generic to be worth remembering
>>
>>34481513
>Lae'zel
Eh, I like noses. We'll get you some stilts or something.
>>
>>34481508
>what country are you from?
US
>bigoted or racist
I didn't say anything about this so I don't know why you brought it up.
>>
>>34481509
im not swiss
>>
>>34481519
I know, she doesn’t like black people
>>
>>34481518
He's probably German
>>
>>34481447
It can be. She fucking loaded that knee and had follow through so yeah that one was pretty bad
>>
>>34481442
Women, would this be therapeutic for (You)?
>>
>>34481526
interesting, really makes you wonder why women dont just go for a hard hit to the nuts if they ever get attacked by a man
>>
>>34481162
Husband's penis
>hard
>soft
>inside me
>touching my skin
>peeing
>>
women how satisfied would you be if you got a guy so in love with you that he couldn't move on
>>
if i had a husband i'd ask to hold/ aim his weiner while he pees once and a while
>>
>>34481530
Making voyeuristic femdom porn? No, that's gross
>>
>>34481536
Yes, we know.
>>
If I had a wife I'd ask her to shave my face every once in a while
>>
>>34481537
I didn't mean in porn.I meant "smashing the patriarchy" in private.
>>
>>34481535
very
>>
>>34481532
is jason luv #6?
>>
>>34481540
can i shave everything but leave u w a hitler stache
>>
>>34481447
It's the worst pain I've ever experienced
>>
>>34481543
a little bit evil but thank you for being honest
>>
OMG you guys. I’m watching Love on the Spectrum again and they’re singing a duet of Can You Feel the Love Tonight from the Lion King. ITS FUCKING ADORABLE.
>>
In 2015 I had a 22 yo boyfriend
I was 13
>>
>>34481554
Hot
>>
If I had a gf once in a while I'd ask to watch her pee.
>>
>>34481554
good grief, there were people that were 13 in 2015? what the fuck
>>
>>34481554
There’s no statute of limitations on that type of thing. There could be some big blackmail money in your future.
>>
>>34481546
Once
>>
>>34481531
Again, it's porn. She's throwing that knee from an idealized position with no resistance.
I've had girls (in high school) try to knee me in the balls because they think they're cheeky. They always telegraph it and all you have to do is shift your weight slightly so they miss. And that's just standing around. If they were actually being attacked the guy would be manhandling them immediately so without training/experience they're only landing a hit that clean out of luck.
>>
>>34481541
No, still gross and I honestly doubt I could bring myself to do it if I tried. I don't want to hit anyone like that

>>34481544
I don't know who that is, so nope
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>>34481552
That will never be me ;(
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>>34481453
Stop being a cuck, she cheated on you and you still think about her wtf
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>>34481562
sure but men also assume women wont/cant put up much of a fight (which is usually true) so i think its still a lot more possible than you think.
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>>34481453
I can never take dbz fans seriously
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>>34481442
this is just a fetish video. any man knows even a light smack can hurt
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>>34481453
i sympathize although things didn't end badly like that for me. what draws you to her, still? what kinds of things do you think about with her? what situations in life make you think about her?
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>>34481566
NTA but when I took a self defence class, they taught us to stomp on the guy's foot since you're more likely to be grabbed from behind
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OH LET THE SUN BEAT DOWN UPON MY FACE
WITH STARS TO FILL MY DREAMS
I AM A TRAVELER OF BOTH TIME AND SPACE
TO BE WHERE I HAVE BEEN
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>>34481554
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>>34481554
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nice samefagging
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I hate that I only partake in these hyper intense emotional flings
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>>34481566
The post I replied to implies that the fight is started by the man ie the woman doesn't know it's happening beforehand. I'm an experienced and trained fighter and I can say from experience that getting blindsided puts you at an enormous disadvantage.
Going for the balls definitely works, but it's a lot harder than it seems in a real fight, particularly when you have the size discrepancy between men and women to account for.
>>34481575
Desu this is good advice in general since the metatarsals are (relatively) easy to break and unless he's on drugs or extremely dedicated pain compliance works wonders.
Small joint manipulation is also highly effective.
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>>34481592
I've gone from crying tears of joy to crying tears of sadness and back a few times. Usually whenever I don't get any sleep.
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It is truly not fair how much stronger men inherently are to women.
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>>34481597
I don't think the average person really understands how big the gap is.
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>match girl on hinge
>she's cool, we get to talking and she seems to like me
>she wants to add me on IG
>do it
>send a few more messages
>she hasn't replied in 5 hours
>posted something on her story in that time
why do i keep getting farmed for follows? Women can follow 200 dudes at random without chatting and will get 200 followers back, then she can just unadd them. Why bother going through all of this bullshit for one follower?
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>>34481604
I think most men understand how much stronger they are, it's women who drastically underestimate it.
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>>34481570
Maybe it was how intense it felt. I also got love bombed like crazy. Second date she was "crying happy tears" in my car because I was "everything she hoped for." That intensity has not been matched since. I think about her in terms of some games or media she liked. So for instance, I am entirely avoiding Transformers and Baldur's Gate 3 because she was obsessed with those. Maybe I'll play BG3 one day, but not soon. I think situations when I'm dating and I get ghosted and how with her, we did have a relationship. Or if I falter in someway, I remember how she mentioned things I wasn't doing when I was breaking up with her.
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>>34481597
Shut up you stupid bitch
*folds you*
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My penis wont go soft, he know there are ovulating femanons itt
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>>34481567
Why?
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>>34481596
I will go days without eating from it, and barely sleep either, yeah. Fucking sucks
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>>34481607
I dunno man. I'm occasionally surprised when a woman I usually consider capable asks for help and the task ends up seeming trivial to me.
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>>34481597
If my brother closes a bottle of soda my mom can't open it
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>>34481620
Most likely an age thing more than a gender thing though.
>>34481618
like what?
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>>34481618
there's a small chance this means she's expecting you to hit on her
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>>34481623
My dad can open them tho
Lot easier than I can
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>>34481623
>like what?
We had a young woman who handeld inventory at a company where I worked who seemed fit but regularly asked for help moving 30-50 lb boxes around.
Come to think of it maybe she was playing us.
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How do I tell my ex that while I can have long conversations of empathy with her, I don't find her attractive at all anymore?
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>>34481620
I used to tighten girls' water bottles to the point they couldn't open them as a joke in college...
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>>34481639
50 pounds is a lot when that's nearly half your body weight. If you want that on a shelf above waist height I need help too.
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>>34481644
Based boomer
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>>34481609
so you might say it was a particularly meaningful relationship? nevermind its circumstances or length or anything like that, i'm talking about per interaction, did it seem especially meaningful?
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>>34481645
She wasn't that small, she was maybe 5'8".
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>>34481620
I always know when my dad used the mayo last cause it takes me a solid minute to open that thing, the groove on the lid can hurt my palms like a bitch too. What is men's obsession with screwing things back on so tight?
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>>34481650
Stays fresh longer
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>>34481643
Is she expressing interest or being too clingy? I wouldn't mention lack of physical attraction, but it's totally fair to give her a firm "we're through."
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>>34481606
Her asking to talk to you off the apps is good. But I agree insta can be iffy. I usually go for the number, desu. But I know girls can be averse to that. I'm not sure how the insta convo went, or what she put on her story, but she does have a life. Give it time. I sometimes don't respond quickly intentionally, and I'm a guy. It's good to imply you have a life and other things to do. She's the same. Girls also sometimes use it as a test, but that's for like early 20s, I think. If she hasn't responded in like 2 days, then yeah, call it.
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>>34481650
My guess would be that he doesn't even notice.
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>>34481648
Yes, it really was meaningful, and if she was having these issues with me, if she had just communicated with me instead of cheating, I would have done anything to fix it.
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>>34481651
No you guys genuinely screw it on too much, plus it happens with non food/non perishable things too.
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>>34481649
I'm only an inch and a half shorter than that and half my body weight isn't even 60 pounds
>>34481650
I think most of the time they're not even thinking about it they just default to "tight as I can without feeling like I'm going to break it"
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>>34481658
*Smacks lid* that ain't going anywhere
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>>34481657
and how did things end between you both? she cheated, and then what? did she leave you, or vice versa?
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>>34481663
She cheated, I found out, and immediately broke up with her. But there was some talking after, but not a lot.
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>>34481664
>cheated
Cut her out completely.
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>>34481659
>I'm only an inch and a half shorter than that and half my body weight isn't even 60 pounds
And now we're back to "men also don't quite get how big the strength difference is".
ngl /atoga/ has given me a lot of perspective on this and related issues and I really find it useful, so thanks femanons.
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I will dream of flat chested women tonight
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>>34481665
Are you the same anon? I put that in my initial post, so I assumed you knew.
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>>34481672
No im a dif guy
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>>34481652
>Is she expressing interest
Yes. I don't want to say "we're through" because I enjoy talking with her, I'm just not interested physically.
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>>34480547
Feminists drilled it into my brain from an early age that I must leave women alone in public.
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>>34481673
She's been cut off for years now.
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>>34481670
I hope they are of legal age
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>>34481679
sure bro
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>>34481664
sounds like she is something your mind reaches for, when you are looking for something meaningful, prompted by things feeling pointless. implicit in your posts is that she cheated because of you, but nobody made her do that. that is a choice she owns, you know?
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>>34481679
this is just soft core body shaming
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>>34481681
No. I know it was her choice. But she mentioned all these things she had an issue with or wish I did but wasn't. Despite it being a her problem for cheating, I sometimes wonder if I had tried harder or done the things I wasn't if it would have changed. I know it wouldn't have, but my brain is a bastard to me. I want to stop reaching for her. I've tried to date other to overwrite her in my mind, but it hasn't worked.
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my girlfriend of 4 years just told me she's been keeping a reading journal the entire time we've been together and there's an entry for every fight we've ever had where she wrote down exactly what i said word for word. i found out because she quoted one back at me verbatim from 2022. i don't know how to feel about this. is this normal
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>>34481683
Well, liking bigger boobs (and women in general) is a softcore defense mechanism that protects underage girls from our desire, just like the Westermarck effect protects us from incest. Obviously, this small adjustment alone isn't enough, but on a global scale, it's likely saved millions of kids. Endure it, femanon, for the sake of your little sisters.
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>>34481692
Lol
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Would you as a man be offended if your GF asked you try out you wearing a mask during sex? She doesn't find you ugly, she just finds masked men hot.
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>>34481570
Not that anon but it's been 12 years for me(male) and I think about it at least once a month. I've been in 4 multi year relationships since. But the past 2 years I have just stopped dating.

I am in no way a dude that people expect this from if you met me. But it was how she looked at me and smiled at me. How I knew she felt safe around me. I remember how life was in that tiny apartment we had. The winter blizzard walks and chatting. It was unlike anything before and after. How I felt safe and it wasn't some transactional relationship. I've been with people for years before realizing it's just not going to work.

I had been with women before her, but that women loved me. I loved her, and I don't think I'll ever be loved liked that again. Pushing 35 in a few days. I honestly want to relive that time. Every moment burned into my mind as the last fleeting moments of real love before a pounding decade took much of me down with it. I feel completely alone at a table of friends and family. I was shown real love. You had shown me something very different. I miss you Melissa.
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>>34481686
knowing and understanding are two different things. when i asked you that, i knew what your answer would be because of course we know people are responsible for their own actions, but that isn't the same thing as understanding. do you feel anything when you consider that this person that holds so much meaning for you is also one that hurt you in a deep way?
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>>34481692
Reading journal as in books. But also tracks arguments?
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>>34481698
I'd feel cringe roleplaying established characters during sex, but I don't mind OCs.
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>>34481236
I would be into it
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>>34480947
Kek, she ran away after your post. Absolutely bodied that freak.
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>>34481701
I feel hurt and anger when I consider that. Not violent anger. I would never put my hands on her. I was raised better than that. But just anger at how she could do that. Just absolutely destroy me and walk away. Just walked away and faced no repercussions for her actions. I can't think of any karma she dealt with from that. I have all these questions I want answers to but I know that she can never give those answers to me and I'll never get them. I've had moments of weakness where I wanted to reach out, but never did.
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>>34481698
That's not the sort of thing that would have me offended by my gf.
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>>34481710
what sort of things would offend you then
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Men why do you cheat? Can you actually explain what goes thru your mind when you do it?
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>>34481712
Grrr woman sexy must fuck
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Would it be jester to look at her instagram story? What if she thinks I'm not interested in her because I didn't view it?
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>>34481712
I hate cheating but foids love cheaters, so I gotta do what I gotta do
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>>34481712
As a good looky guy, maybe moderate now as some time has passed.i have never cheated. No matter how drunk or blasted on MDMA. I'm a sexual deviate in relationships, but I'm a boy scout when it comes to loyalty.
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>>34481712
She’s hot. Only cheated once when I was 16.
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>>34481712
>blaming men for cheating
>when I see more girls post about cheating than guys
What is this delusion?
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God has a sense of humour
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>>34481723
One must learn to laugh with him
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>>34481629
women, is this ture
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>>34481692
A girl did this before and I came across it and didnt know what it was. First page flip changed our whole relationship.
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>>34481664
It's not cheating if there was no dick inside her body.
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>>34481733
Either you know me or are guessing. But she downloaded tinder and was talking to other guys. She never fucked a guy before I found out, yes. But that's still cheating. Get the fuck outta here with that shit.
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>>34481735
Lol
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Going to bed is the bleakest thing ever because I know I'll wake up in the same world and the same body and the same situation tomorrow, and it'll just keep happening over and over. Goodnight atoga.
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>>34481722
Yeah, it's actually crazy how female creatures don't count the things they do as cheating.
Every foid has done this to avoid taking responsibility:
>honeymoon phase passes
>foid gets bored of the bf
>she starts flirting with the new guy while she's in a relationship to see if he would make a good new bf
>she already mentally checks out from the old relationship months before she dumps the old bf who doesn't see it coming
>she dumps the old bf then gets with the new bf within a week
>"teehee, I didn't really cheat :3"
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>>34481739
What are you getting out of this, anon?
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>>34481708
right, and that's the natural feeling to have, i reckon. that it hurts so much is evidence of how meaningful it all was, or put differently it was meaningful because the capacity for that hurt was there.

so it looks like there's a cycle here: you seek out meaning, you fail to find it or it falls apart, and then you're left to stew over the fact things fell apart. that seems like a microcosm of the situation with your ex, no?

>>34481700
it sucks, to have that feeling and then have it taken away. i don't really have much to add except i, too, am going through that process. i don't have many good ideas on how to tackle it, and some of my own mental health issues seem to be tangled into it.
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>>34481741
You must be a tranny
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>>34481746
Hit a nerve?
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>>34481744
Yeah, I guess it is a microcosm. I had a girl back in October break things off with me because we had a brief conversation about exclusivity and she said her feelings weren't where I was. But part of me wonders if there was also more to that. Or in February, I made a joke to a girl that, admittedly I had nothing in common with, that she didn't like and she broke it off. It's funny because she told me she would have kept trying because she thought I was cute, but the joke turned her off. But it does make me feel like I did that night. Where I did something wrong that wasn't communicated or just said something wrong that turned them off.
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>>34481747
Your autistical inane ramblings do get old after reading them for 2 years, yes
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>>34481740
I hate sleeping, waste of precious time
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>>34481744
>i don't have many good ideas on how to tackle it
You won't it hurts less as time goes on. However, on the days where it doesn't hurt less. When a core memory gets ya right in the feelies. Like tonight for myself. You do get a bit misty eyed from it. Less the relationship more the feeling of no being loved in a decade.

Like I said I am not the kind of dude you'd met on the street or even when I am openly flirting with women...I have been told its kind of shocking when I inform people of the story and how it effected me, they never really expect me to hold it like that for so long. Heart wants what the heart wants.
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I think it's best for all involved if I just avoid women and relationships. Yknow, check out (at an alarming rate).
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>>34480307
Last time I posted hands women were mean to me so I don't want to. I thought they looked pretty normal.
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>>34481692
She's crazy, break up with her.
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>>34481756
what'd they say about your hands?
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I (a man) am checking out hotels and the rates are alarming.
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>>34481750
>y-you're a tranny ;_;
>y-you're autistic ;_;

Did you piss your pants again? Close 4chan and do something else, obsessed tard.
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>>34481692
she sounds insanely based, I'm going to start doing this to avoid ever getting gaslit
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>>34481755
Thank you
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>>34481754
You don't have to go into detail, anon. But how did you lose Melissa?
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>>34481763
>just let me do my autistic screeching with no recourse wahhh
Why are you so thin skinned fag lol
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Women like this need to exist.
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It's very satisfying to observe low value men cockblock themselves by thinking they can make the same demands as high value men. Is that how men feel when fat ugly whores with three kids from three different shades of baby daddies think they can demand chad and get a reality check?
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>>34481767
>>just let me do my autistic screeching with no recourse wahhh
Your recourse was "you're a tranny". You're actually fucking retarded, holy shit lol
I won. Bye.
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need to turn a girlfailure into a wifefailure
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>>34481768
Ok I look like the girl on the left, now what?
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>>34481777
post proof or fuck off
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>>34481778
Ok bye
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>>34481749
earlier, you expressed frustration that there was no justice to her actions, and probably that's true from a visible sense. something that might be useful to meditate on is that the meaningfulness of that relationship with your ex and the cheating stemmed from the same place, and there is a natural suffering that comes from being someone like that and, as you unfortunately found it, from being together WITH someone like that. you can't have meaning without the vulnerability that enables being hurt, and that it hurt is a sign that it was meaningful, but the capacity for pain is separate from the pain itself, and ultimately it sounds to me like you're searching for a meaning that brings you pain, and then mixing up the pain of hoping you found it again with the meaning-pain. i can't tell you what to look for instead, but i don't think you'll be able to move on from your ex until you can understand that the meaning you got from your ex hurt you, and it isn't something you should look for. does that make sense?
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>>34481766
I had two very close friends kill themselves both in gruesome ways, 2010/2011 was really far worse than anything you will read about when being in your early 20s. Honestly, it feels like todays grads. They blamed themselves for the shitty economy. My father had a heart attack and wasn't sure if he make it 6 more months (he's alive still tough bastard), I began to really doubt my job during this. The final thing was getting a DUI. We were at a concert I had two 8oz beers. Now at 180 pounds 2 8oz beers in my state is a .05 BAC. I wasn't drunk or anything and I got put through the ringer. Almost 40k in legal fines, I lost my license, which also made me loose my job since I was in the trades at the time. This all happened in like a three week period. I wasn't handling it well even two months later and pushed her away and began to close myself completely off. I didn't even want to be myself at the time, I know she tried but I really did bottom out. It got really bad as military friends began to pass that same year. All in all a very fucked up year. It really kind fucked me up for a long time.

A close friend who was in GWOT(middle eastern conflicts) when he was 18 patrolling a certain city. He go out and his son joined and was killed in the same city his father patrolled years before. Granted that was during biden time... but recently had a heart to heart again with him about it. Life will fuck you up without asking permission first...
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>JP Morgan executive coerced and raped a male associate for an extended period
>actions included demanding he engage with sex under threat of firing
>showing up for sex at the victim's home and threatening to not grant future promotions if denied
>forced oral sex in her office
>spiking his coffee with viagra
>forcible engagement of oral sex onto the victim despite him allegedly crying and begging her to stop
>shoving the victim's head into her cleavage and mocking the victim's wife whilst doing so
/atoga/, why are women raping their male subordinates? Was the "glass ceiling" merely a narrative about women desperately yearning for a vulnerable young person of their own so they could rape to their heart's content? Discuss.
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>>34481782
I think so? You're saying I shouldn't look for someone who I feel about the same was as my ex, correct?
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>>34481791
Is this all you do bro, just repost Twitter trash
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>>34481793
It is a news story related to an active lawsuit against Morgan-Stanley.
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>>34481791
Don't let the Makima poster find out about this.
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>>34481792
yes, but it's more than that. you're holding on to your ex accidentally, by searching for that thing your ex gave you, and searching for that thing will inevitably bring you pain because the meaning you got from it wasn't always a good kind of meaning.
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>>34481791
>>spiking his coffee with viagra
ok that's a little hot i'm ngl
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>>34481798
Yeah, that makes sense. I guess the high I got from being with my ex was something I needed. That intense giddiness and feeling so happy. But I get that I need to build to it
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geez u guys r dead
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>>34481787
Pretty much I wonder if just one less or maybe two of those handful of events happen or I handled it better. Would I would be married with kids? We both wanted kids. It was so easy to imagine a family with her, she was great with kids. Only women I met that I could think...Yes, bringing a child in with her would be great.

Every women since hasn't wanted kids. I am at the age were I don't think I will have kids. Its hard to explain the trust and care when you are with someone and actively planning to have kids with.
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>>34481813
You are a stupid fucking chud! Fuck you!
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>>34481817
lets not be hateful
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>>34481814
Have you ever reached out to Melissa? Where is she now?
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>>34481692
Stop getting into fights and you have no problem?
Easy solution?
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>>34481821
Last I know she was with someone, looked happy, has a home she purchased and takes care of homeless animals and such. That was like 6 years ago.

Good heart that one... I hope she honestly forgot about me. She deserves to be happy in the way I couldn't I was a miserable bastard for like 4 months.

I honestly think I would cry like a bitch if I ran into her. Mostly because of shame for how long I've held on those memories and also how it ended. Those memories also have turned me into a more caring person. Kinda like you don't understand people with mobile issues until you test you acl or something.
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>>34481825
Tear an ACL
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>>34480297
Anyone else think she's hot?
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>>34481830
Everything can be a male fantasy
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>>34481777
>Ok I look like the girl on the left, now what?
I profess my undying love, and we get married?
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>>34481740
Learn lucid dreaming
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Men need to come with warning labels, women already come with them with their excessive facial piercings and bright hair, but men only really reveal that part of themselves when youre far too deep and invested in them. even if unintentional, its outright cruel for the other party.
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>>34481833
Auto autogynephilia
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>>34481840
What happened?
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>>34481842
Fuck if i know, it feels like it happened overnight, a basic online friendship becoming obsessive and unstable, everything from him threatening to unadd me on everything, to constant talk about wanting to die, to telling me im the only thing that makes him happy, that he trusts me more than anyone else, to guilt tripping me about me not beiing in love with him back (he wasnt even in love with me), to all these 'tests' he'd do on me and obsessive over any and everything i said about my feelings towards love/sex.
i dont think we've talked for more than a year total.
im glad him and i arent in contact anymore but now im constantly on edge that he'll stick to his word and actually end his life.
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>>34481847
That's narcissistic abuse. Anything he does is 100% on him. Stay no contact, and don't check up on him.
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Weirdest acceptable fetish in the opposite sex? Anything more degenerate would be an instant dealbreaker:
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>>34481850
he has extremely low self esteem, he didnt come across as narcissistic at all. even often saying things about wanting me to ditch him for better/ that i deserve better.
>don't check up on him.
i dont plan to atm but that doesn’t make me feel any better or worry any less.
he is a genuine neet, as in never leaves his house and lives off the government, he has cut ties with everyone and last i knew, had no other online friends. suicide is very much plausible here. he had mentioned having lots of pills before, although it was said casually and not in a very alarming way.
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Women, what colognes do you like on men?
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Why do girls like this always match with me?
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>>34481858
Fragrant soaps only, and no pine/wood smells.
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>>34481847
Why do you care? People who are actually serious about it are quiet. If they're telling people, they're not serious because people can easily tell someone and get them put into a psych ward.
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I fucking despise the medical system so fucking much.
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>>34481851
as long as she isn't into shit like kids and/or literal shit, i dont give a fuck just dont ask me to indulge it
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>>34481862
if he was also american and i knew anyone in his direct life to get in touch with, sure. but he lives in europe and i have no way to contact anyone who knows him or could check on him.
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What's your hot take about the opposite gender?
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>>34481867
Women suffer from fatherlessness more than men suffer from it
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>>34481858
None please
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>>34481867
Indian girls that were born and grew up outside of India (e.g. in your country) are severely underrated in terms of hotness.
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>>34481872
Well that's just correct that's not even a hot take
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>>34481833
>tl;dr you are your own vouyer
kek. good read, anon.
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>>34481867
I wish I had a girl's body with a boy's cock and a man's social role
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>>34481873
it's a hot take because they've still got that indian shade of brown
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>>34481873
They just can't have the godawful accent.
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>>34481867
Women believe men seek the same status symbols they do, and in the pursuit of their dream man they emulate them.
>I want a rich man, thus I need to be rich
>I want an educated man, thus I need to become educated
>I want a fit man, thus I need to become a cardio bunny
In reality, men don't care. Wealthy, educated girls have the same shot with the educated millionaire as the pretty and kind waitress who serves him coffee every morning.
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>>34481860
I see a picture of a woman like this and wonder what it would be like to actually touch a woman, to smell her, to look into her eyes
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>>34481875
futanari enjoyer

>>34481879
ooo anon i think you might have a type
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>>34481876
Dunno about you, but I like that lightly toasted colour. No true dark skins though, not into that.
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>>34481872
Agreed, but you also has to get used to a lot of body hair: Hairy legs, hairy pits, snails trails, hairy lower back and ass. Some white girls are just as hairy, but it's light hair and you only really see it when it catches sunlight.
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>>34480307
They're too pale from staying inside and too skinny from not eating enough meat.
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>>34481882
Weak
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>>34481882
Fair, but I'm an ausfag and the Indian girl I dated grew up here, so she got her body hair lasered because that's more or less a norm here.
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>>34481880
>ooo anon i think you might have a type
describe that type to me, unironically, like i'm retarded
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>>34481886
Weak?
>>34481887
Well yes, but it's just hiding a reality. Like makeup but permanent (is lasering permanent?)
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>>34481867
Men who don't go slow at first and ease into sex should have their right to fuck revoked for at least a month.
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>>34481889
>Well yes, but it's just hiding a reality. Like makeup but permanent (is lasering permanent?)
Nah the hair still comes back after time, you have to keep up with it. But I also don't care because I still got a smooth gf so I was happy.
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>>34481890
All the time or when it's your first time? My FWB always wants me to fuck her hard and fast.
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>>34481891
Alright. Mine didn't do it, I was fine with it, but a bit strange to grab her shin while in missionary and feel a lot of hair.
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>>34481893
All the time unless agreed upon otherwise. I think it'd teach guys to be gentle by default.
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>>34481890
I would never do this, but I've never been granted the right to fuck ever
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>>34481897
How old are you? It will happen soon.
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>>34481900
27
It will only happen if I can fix my life. If I can't fix my life, it's as good as over for me.
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>>34481858
>what colognes do you like on men?
Anything spicy, and most things woody. That kind of stuff will have me floating to a guy like a freshly-baked pie on a windowsill.

>>34481865
This desu

>>34481868
In the same vein, men with mommy issues are significantly worse and more dangerous than women with mommy issues.
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>>34481552
How is the show? My therapist reccomended it to me
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>>34481901
Did you get nervous before sex or how far did you get on dates?
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>>34481904
I have never once attempted to seek someone romantically. I've been in a permanent state of "I'm not ready" for over a decade now. Relationships and sex are just something I fantasize about.
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>>34481825
no shame for clinging to things that meant a lot. there are a lot of mirrors between your situation and mine, especially consecutive live devastating events that ended in us splitting, although her and my splitting was more a result of us not actually being ready to be together, but i find a lot of comfort in the idea of my ex, what she represents to me, the meaning we made together, and the genuine care we have for each other.

as i continue to move past things to the degree i can, i've found a certain degree of strength from it, a resolve to be more the person she loves. and some days its weak and barely anything, other days it is a stronger force, and no matter what happens to her or me or her and i, there's no taking away those memories, that experience. idk i'm rambling but i hope you have or will find that strength as well.
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I know that women find men who are unassertive doormats unattractive, but I'd like to ask,
How do women feel about men who are perfectly capable of putting up boundaries and not being walked all over, while at the same time struggling with asserting themselves when it comes to going out and seeking things they either need or want?
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>>34481902
>men with mommy issues are significantly worse and more dangerous than women with mommy issues.
Agree, never met a guy with daddy issues who beats women
T. Guy with mommy issues
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>>34481889
If you weren't weak this would not need to be a warning for you
You are not on my level of race mixing. Come back in one thousand years, amateur
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>>34481910
Yeah, that's the definition of an unattractive unassertive doormat. Being able to put up boundaries is a bare minimum, not a sign of assertiveness.
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>>34481906
Here's your (You), faggot.
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>>34481907
What the fuck? Are you trolling?
>I have never once attempted to seek someone romantically.
What about the girls who asked you out?
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>>34481915
Still going with this one, I see. I apologise for my sincerity.
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>>34481890
Men who don't know how to have sex initially do get have their opportunity to fuck revoked for at least 4 years.
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>>34481913
You'd need to be walked over to be a doormat, that's kind of the point.
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>>34481910
So unassertive sans doormat
On the one hand the
>He said no pickles!
meme exists for a reason like if he struggles with feeling like he's asking for special treatment if he makes a valid complaint or request that I can take care of for him it makes me feel like I'm helping but it does get annoying if he's like "yeah I'll go get drinks" and he's gone for half an hour because he keeps letting other people order even though he was there first.
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>>34481916
I want to help you. How do you expect to have relationships if you reject everyone?
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>>34481917
What I really want is the excuse to have a guy go slow for a bit without me having to admit that I can't handle it rough immediately.
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>be me
>30yo man
>single for the first time in 4 years and ready to start dating

I've had two long-term partners. Both were much older women (at 22-24 I dated a 35 year old, and at 25-29 I dated a 42 year old). I now feel the urge to have children and will need to date a woman who's capable of that.

I simply like older women and always have.

If I reveal my relationship past to a girl I'm dating now, will the age gaps weird her out?
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You ever have that feeling that something really bad is about to happen? Like you don't know what, when, where, why or how but you just can't shake that feeling? I've bene like that since yesterday, I'm miserable, I just can't shake this feeling of doom and anticipation of misfortune, it doesn't help that any time I open my phone the apps show me articles of naked corruption, death and destruction, i try to view a game on youtube, the opening videos are some video about some war, some murder, some rape, some corrupt politician, some corporation winning a court case to throw sewage in a poor community's water supply or some other the world is garbage shit. No wonder idiots are happy, all they have is themselves and whatever's in front of them
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>>34481922
I would probably go too slow and get laughed at, but that's just me. Not even in porn do they go hard from the very beginning, from what I've seen, so I'm not sure what the source of the worries is.
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>>34481923
Lol she's going to think you think she looks older than she is and that's why you're into her despite your history
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>>34481924
Anon got a weird feeling. Not so much a pain, but... a weird feeling. He dismissed it as just some random feeling
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>>34481920
>and he's gone for half an hour because he keeps letting other people order even though he was there first.
Nah not like that, that would fall under doormat behavior to me.
It's more like If I need or want something at the expense of another person, if that makes sense. Like "I want/need that" is not enough of a reason for me to seek it.
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>>34481890
This girl told me all the guys she's fucked just go full jackhammer immediately. I think they think that to be real manly men they have to show the girl how hard they can go from the outset. I don't get it, I automatically start slow and gentle because that way you get more sensation and it's delicious. Then when it's too hard to restrain yourself you go harder and faster without thinking.
>>34481925
See above ig
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>>34481867
The grass isn't always greener on the other side
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>>34481931
>like If I need or want something at the expense of another person, if that makes sense. Like "I want/need that" is not enough of a reason for me to seek it.
If you interpret someone else's time as more important than yours that would still totally result in you waiting too long at the bar. I'm not understanding how what you're saying would be any different.
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>>34481867
women are more interested in appealing to guys generally to try to appeal to me, rather than just trying to appeal to me specifically, and that is inherently unattractive.
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>>34481937
>If you interpret someone else's time as more important than yours that would still totally result in you waiting too long at the bar.
Lining up is pretty simple, is it not? You don't really need to assert yourself, you just stand in a position and typically people let you go.
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>>34481932
>without thinking
THAT'S the part that bothers me about male sexuality. It's sort of hot conceptually, but the knowledge that I genuinely cannot trust any man to control himself during sex definitely informs how I approach intimacy in general. I have to consider every position very meticulously, weighing the chances and consequences of the rost case scenario where he could just "accidentally" buck his hips or fall on me and literally stab my insides.
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>>34481939
>lining up
Have you ever been to a bar when it's busy?
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>>34481941
I don't drink alcohol
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>>34481940
nta
It's okay
I despise my own sexuality too
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>>34481943
So no. There is no line.
That's not even the point the point is that I can tell why women won't like you. First because of the unassertive thing but second because you can't seem to answer a question properly. Instead of saying yes or no you say "I don't drink" and expect the other person to interpret, and you can't come up with your own scenario to explain what you mean you're just arguing with me about the bar thing. Dating that kind of man is exhausting. I'm exhausted from this conversation already.
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>>34481867
>>34481940
How do women have this nearly magical capability of seeking and banging the most retarded men out there?
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>>34481948
We've established that it's not a retard thing, it's an "all men's knees and brains buckle during sex" thing.
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>>34481947
>"I don't drink" and expect the other person to interpret,
The answer would clearly be "no"
>you're just arguing with me about the bar thing
You trying imply I'm contentious because I attempt to clarify and delineate in regards to a specific scenario and definition you came up with, is typical 4chan behavior quite frankly. Not unlike how people overreact or blow things out of proportion here regularly.
No matter how well I specified, you were always going to come to a fairly similar conclusion. It's really not that serious.
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>>34481951
Okay good you're trolling I genuinely wasn't sure, it was an easily believable level of useless man syndrome
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>>34481943
NTA but this is such an insanely autistic answer.
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>>34481949
Yeah, but couldn't he stop for like 5 seconds to safely adjust or save the jackhammering for more stable positions? Maybe even slow things down just a little bit instead of going ape on it?
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>>34481953
lighten up anon, give the man a bit of sympathy, it aint easy being a sensitive male in the modern world, at least in the Old Days it was actively frowned upon, nowadays everyone speaks to encourage it but then shuns it when actually faced with it.
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>>34481953
>makes up scenario in her head
>genuinely gets worked up when I tell her the scenario is not true in my case
>starts screeching insults at me
what kind of mental illness causes people on this website to behave like this in regards to the most mundane shit?
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>>34481956
I think most guys could be reasonably expected to be like that after we discuss it. But what I'm complaining about is the default way all guys approach sex, which is less considerate than would be ideal overall. Just venting honestly.
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>>34481960
COOOOMING
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>>34481940
I genuinely can't parse what you're trying to say here. Accidentally bucking his hips? During sex? How else are you going to fuck? Is this before you've started fucking, because if so the situation is totally different.

Anyway, unique take, interesting to read. Most people like the without thinking part.
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>>34481964
>Accidentally bucking his hips?
Like during a bj, or while I'm riding on top. Situations where he's just supposed to chill so I can safely do what I want. It happens with all guys, in my experience.
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>>34481940
How often are men falling on you what is wrong with them? Are you like 19 what is this? I will concede that your average 22 year old is going to be overzealous and not that good but fucking men in their 30s is pretty chill so far.
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Lonely and single girls, why don't you take the goth pill?
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Why are women so violently disgusted by men that just leave them alone?
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>>34481957
Nah he's not sensitive they had plenty of his type in the old days he talks a lot but says nothing.
>>34481971
Wdym those are my favorite kind. Maybe you have rbf.
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How are you preparing for the food and fuel crisis in the coming months?
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>>34481972
>Nah he's not sensitive they had plenty of his type in the old days he talks a lot but says nothing.
So you're angry because you've now inserted someone you remember into the scenario you made up, and have projected that onto me. Is that it? The implication I am unassertive must have primed that in you from the get go.
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pls take it easy on me
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>>34481975
No I'm making assumptions about you based on your posts silly
Have a snack or something you seem mad
Damn not only are you annoying but you're also oversensitive
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>>34481979
Aren't you a little old to be behaving like this online, anon?
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>>34481976
I was still a child
didn't get the chance to
feeeeel the world around me
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>>34481966
Hmm I seriously doubt most people would assume you DIDN'T want them to buck their hips while you rode them. Blowjobs I understand tho
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>>34481969
Man that's just glam
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>>34481972
>Wdym those are my favorite kind.
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>>34481973
Beans
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>>34481969
Middle mogs everyone
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>>34481996
do NOT disrespect Morrigan
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>>34481967
Maybe that's the problem, I've never had sex with a guy in his 30's or older.
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>>34481984
You're joking. The control of being on top lets me take it at the exact depth and angle I want. It's great for hitting all the right places. A guy bucking his hips under me when I'm specifically riding ruins that. It can be nice to be on top but still have him do the work, but that's not the same. Does that make sense?
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>>34482005
Why not just pick 1 guy and teach him how you like to have sex? You sound like a disgusting slut.
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>>34481909
>continue to move past things to the degree i can, i've found a certain degree of strength from it, a resolve to be more the person she loves.


Oh I get this. What's interesting to me is how in the decade since. Women have become unraveling and crazyer then they were in the 2010s. I feel like I've become a better person for a worse audience. Women have lost their collective fucking minds recently.
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>>34482016
That's what I'm doing now. Also I'm not a slut.
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>>34481860
>asian
>bisexual
I'm guessing you're a white twink?
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>>34482005
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>>34482023
nta but i am a twinky white boy who likes bi girls
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>>34481973
>How are you preparing for the food and fuel crisis in the coming months?
By not being poor.

>>34481996
It's literal magic that makes her that pretty.

>>34481997
Tell Bioware that.

>>34482016
>Why not just pick 1 guy and teach him how you like to have sex?
You say that like every man is sexually capable and willing to indulge in every kink a woman may be interested in.
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>>34481867
I don't think women are naturally monogamous. But I do think they are capable of platonic friendships, unlike us.
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>>34482029
>unlike us.
Skill issue, I've had successful platonic friendships for decades.
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>>34481996
The elf mogs
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>>34482031
>Skill issue
Possibly, though I'd wager you're subconsciously attracted to your female friends.
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>>34481867
Women want sexual capitalism, economic communism.
Men want sexual communism, economic capitalism (aside from those part of the sexual oligopoly, who like sexual and economic capitalism).
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How do you cope with despair? My hope is genuinely running out.
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>>34481867
I think most women are more attracted to each other than they are to men, but they still find men very attractive.
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>>34482039
My gf thinks women on average more beautiful and sexy than men, however the thought of being sexual with another woman grosses her out.
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>>34481867
Women would much rather a man that pushes her boundaries than a man who is too cautious to do so.
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>>34482037
For most people it's family and religion. For others it's substances from SSRIs to weed. Some people keep themselves busy via workolism or fucking around so they don't have to think about life
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>>34481973
>How are you preparing for the food and fuel crisis in the coming months
Fuel crises I get, but why food?
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>>34482037
I lift weights because it feels like self-harm but it isn't.
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>>34482024
Mia Malkova is hot, it's a shame she sucks at her job.
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>>34482041
I guess I'm too moid brained to get it, but how can you find someone sexy and be grossed out by the thought of sex with them?
>>34482047
Based
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>>34482049
>Oh man that's a pretty body!
>>Thanks, wanna tongue my pussy?
>Ew no!
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>>34482041
It's probably since more women put more effort into their outward appearance than men. The bar for average isn't equal at all, at least by effort standards.
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>>34481968
I don't know many of the new Pokemon, but I guess that's not the ugliest one I have seen.
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>planning second date
>she forgot to request time off work so she has to work for 2 weeks straight (possible in this country)
my senses are telling me shes just fucking lying
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>>34482041
>>34482049
Maybe it's like incest, if the partner is too similar to you, it's kinda meh, like lukewarm water. If they are too different, it's gross too. So mentally well people search for someone just right in the Goldilocks Zone of differences.
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>>34482062
Meanwhile she's going out on dates with other people.
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>>34482048
Kendra Sunderland is the better blonde bombshell
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>>34482063
fake news
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>>34482063
>Maybe it's like incest, if the partner is too similar to you, it's kinda meh, like lukewarm water.
Masturbation is okay
Still worse than sex, though
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>>34482012
In my experience girls usually do not enjoy being on top. And the ones who do like it usually prefer when the guy helps out. Idk why but you people seem to have absolutely fucking no stamina in your thighs. I've had to show girls how to properly ride a dick. ffs.

I mean from what you describe you appear to be on top of things, so I'm just venting generally.

I've had sex with thirty ish women, maybe more, and only one of them liked being on top without any help and riding rather than just doing that bullshit grinding thing. And even she likes it when I buck my hips too.

Fwiw if you told me "do not, under any circumstances, buck your hips", I'd have to roleplay it as some kind of femdom thing because of all the restraint it'd take.
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Both genders.
How do I just get shit done without procrastinating it?
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>>34482075
M
I just do things instantly. only things that stops the procrastination
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>>34482072
>I've had sex with thirty ish women
Nice bro
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>>34482075
you make a todo list and do it
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>>34482072
>you people seem to have absolutely fucking no stamina in your thighs
I initially started to work out literally only because I wanted to be able to squat on toys long enough to get off. Not everyone has no stamina.
>thirty ish women
Ok, so you probably have a better grasp on what's average, then. I just know that I love a wide spectrum of positions. When I'm on top, I want control for the sake of safety of what I'm doing. When I'm under the guy, I expect and want him to feel comfortable with taking the lead and doing what he likes since everything feels great prone and my butt stops anyone from bottoming out in me in the that position. I'm probably just way too opinionated since I think about sex too much.
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>>34482075
M
If you are a helpful person, imagine someone you would say yes to asking how to do the thing, then just write down what comes to mind into a list of steps. Then when you have that list you will just feel dumb for not doing it when it is so easy
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>>34482080
Nobody has ever expressed a concern with safety or needing control to me in terms of positions. Reading between the lines it looks like you get hurt if a guy goes all the way in you, which is unusual unless the guy is very large. And even then, I'm a big guy and people say it's a good kind of pain when I bottom out.
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Nobody wants chads more than whiny incel-troons kek.
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>>34481867
A lot of women believe that the fear that stems from their physical inferiority to men allows them total license to dehumanize and belittle them. It's disgusting behavior.
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>>34482098
Who cares? Just enjoy the peace without her stinking up the thread.
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Watch it
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>>34481867
>>34482039
>>34482041
Straight women have a bit of humiliation fetish, that's why lesbians are more proudy
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>>34482098
Weight limit.
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>>34482085
>it looks like you get hurt if a guy goes all the way in you, which is unusual
Idk how unusual it is, but I can't believe it's very uncommon.
>people say it's a good kind of pain when I bottom out
I don't want to get graphic, but there are definitely nuances to the stretch felt when I'm taking something deep. With a toy, it's always going to be fine since I make sure it's at the right angle and applying the perfect amount of pressure. In those cases, yes it's a good type of pain. And while I'm on top, I can work a dick similarly. But having a guy just slam himself into me means there's a chance he'll be at an angle where he'll stab me in a way that makes me feel literally nauseous. There must've been times that happened with your partners, too.
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>>34482067
The other guy probably makes her cum, too.
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>>34481906
>>34482088
>>34482098
>>34482108
Why did you delete?
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people called me anon all my life. now i met a girl with that name. is this fate?
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>>34482109
NTA obviously, but I've experienced that kind of bad pain. I don't know for sure if it was from him going too deep or just the force from launching himself like a pro wrestler. I've heard some people online say the nauseous pain could be from him hitting the cervix?
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>>34482118
It means you're trans egg is cracking
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>>34482122
>or just the force from launching himself like a pro wrestler.
Lmfao
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>>34482122
That sounds almost like our getting kicked in the balls pain
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Only 2 weeks left in my workout program. Then I need to find a new one.
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>>34482122
>I've heard some people online say the nauseous pain could be from him hitting the cervix?
I assume that's the case. When I imagine a guy bottoming out in general, I picture a cervix hit. A guy bottoming out around it would mean his dick is super long.
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>getting groceries
>waiting for elevator
>70yo man waits too
>elevator arrives
>turns to me and says "aren't you scared?"
>say "of what?"
>"getting in the elevator with me"
>"uh... why?"
>"teeheeehee old age doesn't stop one from dreaming"
moids, just no
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>>34482130
Pee. Ninety. Ex. Ex stands for Extreme!
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>>34482136
Something makes old men unhinged when it comes to sexual jokes.
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>>34482136
Sorry, that's awful.
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>34482136
Do elevator cameras have audio?
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>>34482139
All men think like that but only men emboldened by age, power, or an internet connection voice those thoughts.
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i don't get into elevators alone with a lone man anymore because of similar comments lol. males are such mentally ill creatures.
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>>34482136
Was he right?
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Foids, if your man asked would you get tested to confirm if you have a Top 1% vagina?
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>>34482139
he was missing one arm and had an oxygen tank, I think he simply stopped giving a fuck due to being on the verge of deathc
I almost answered that I might be able to take him down but it felt too insensitive, lol
>>34482141
it was a pretty awkward ride, then he got in the car where his wife was waiting, I didn't know people with only one arm are allowed to drive
>>34482151
about what? that old age doesn't stop men from being inappropriate? obviously, yes
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>>34480776
Put some on my balls while you're at it
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>>34481009
Yup
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>>34482037
>>34482047
Sometimes when I feel bad I just want to run until my body gives out and becomes too tired to worry any more
>>34482075
My dad does it out of habit. The instant he sees a problem he gets up and sorts it out because he can't stand having that problem linger in his head any longer than it needs to. My mom is the same way. Somehow I didn't pick up the habit from either of them.
>>34482136
Creepy people get old too unfortunately
>>34482161
Yeah it sounds like he's at the point of zero fucks given
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>>34482156
imagine actually dating this thing but yes, I'd be interested myself
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>>34482167
Would you let him put your score on blast so you could flex? If it came back high of course.
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>>34482173
no, thats very cringe
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Proof that the trash slut freak JH is a lying whore.

https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/31963821/#31966835

She says she was 33 in Sept 2024. So she has been 33 for 2 years now? And I wasn't the only anon who noticed her lies. I was right that her real age is probably between 38-40.
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>>34482146
M
It's not illness, it's evil
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>>34482176
Lol, I knew it.
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>Gender
How many orgasms do (You) have per week?
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>>34482041
I'd say the large majority of women who talk about how other women are beautiful and how they want "moots" and female followers on social media are just kind of insecure.
They know other women will most likely not sexualize them, but they want to appear popular. Having other women be positive towards you is the easiest and safest way to achieve that.

In a way I get it, but it still feels weird to me.

>>34482161
>but it felt too insensitive
Never ever hold back against old people.
They deserve all the shit they get.
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>>34482181
f, 0.25
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>>34482181
M
Probably 10-15
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>>34482184
So 5 every 20 days?
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>>34482161
>I almost answered that I might be able to take him down
That might've turned him onn
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>>34482186
no? one every ovulation
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>>34482181
M, ideally 0 because I am following a program that requires jacking off without nutting. Sometimes I lose control.
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>>34482190
>>34482184
That's insanely depressing.

>>34482181
Too many to count, I guess over 20.
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Why would women rather be told they are hoes and bitches than have love letters written to them?
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>>34482189
maybe, which is another reason I decided to just ignore the whole thing instead of giving it more attention
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>>34482193
They like dominant men
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>>34482192
>depressing
nah
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>>34482194
Can you open carry where you live?
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>>34482176
>rape survivor
wat
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>>34482186
1 per 28 days how are you that bad at math
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>>34482192
M?
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>>34482193
>>34482196
I want a woman who enjoys receiving love letters, serenades and love.
Then when she is undressed she will enjoy being spat on and called a slut.
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>>34482200
no, it's no big deal, I'm sure it won't happen again
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>>34482202
I thought anon asked per day lmao
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>>34482193
What's that comic with the blue haired girl who gets annoyed at being catcalled, people talking about how hard they fucked a girl, and rappers talking about all the bitches on they dick.
Then in the last panel she's is in ecstasy being called a hole by some guy plapping her.
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>>34482204
Based, and ENTJ pilled
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>>34482156
I'm a man but I just got an idea from this
>Lactobacillus Crispatus is found in fermented foods
>Cucumbers can be made into pickles via fermentation by lactic acid bacteria
>Ferment a cucumber using Lactobacillus Crispatus
>Find a woman with poor vaginal microbiome
>Give her a pickle and let her do the funny with it
>Fix her health problems
Should I start a business with this?
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>>34482181
F, 0
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>>34482176
She said she was 35 the other day tho
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>>34482203
Yeah.


>>34482199
Do be.
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>>34482204
Don't all women enjoy being called sluts during sex and being told their pussy is slutty?
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>>34482046
Anon’s getting a bit ahead of himself, but the situation in the strait of Hormuz is going to cause a massive fertilizer shortage.
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>>34482176
I lie about my age too
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>>34482223
My gf does not like being called "A slut". If she's super horny she likes being "MY slut". Never ever when she's not horny.
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What is the point of being as good looking as me if I will never use it for anything? No point
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>>34482122
>the force from launching himself like a pro wrestler.
Who tf are you having sex with? At least you know he's passionate i guess
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>>34482217
Why?
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>>34482230
My plight as a big dicked virgin with no refractory period.
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>>34482231
My ex. Neither of us had ever dated before and he had a porn addiction, so I imagine he was taking cues from porn.

>>34482233
Uninterested in trying. Being horny is inconvenient unless I'm in love. I'm also >>34482122 so even when I was sexually active I wasn't able to orgasm.
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>>34482229
What if you asked her if she was going into slut mode?
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I didnt dream of flat chested women :(
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>>34482240
Dunno. She'd probably ask me wtf that even means and maybe get a little offended?
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>>34482241
You saw the thing as well didn't you?
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>>34482156
Wait, this is the guy that claims he can live to like 200 or sonething.
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>>34482239
Your story is even more depressing than 0.25 femanon's.

Is there any femanon here who is not sexually depressed/frustrated/etc.?
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>>34482247
JH
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>>34482249
She is sexually frustrated in other ways.
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Can’t date bc I only rly want an Asian tn
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>>34482247
On this board?
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>>34482251
An asian transnigga?
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The new apple CEO is a hardware engineer. Iphones are about to get even better
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>>34482247
Mine is a little depressing, but 0.25anon is quite reasonable. Once every cycle works for her so I can't knock it.

In any case, I like how I am. I'd rather be dormant until I find someone I like instead of being super frustrated on my own. Heard a few stories about guys sleeping with people they weren't into just because they were frustrated. That sounds unpleasant for everyone.
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>>34482260
Not masturbating is the depressing part, not giving yourself the joy and self-love of that. It suggest you're a dead goose in a relationship too.
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>>34482258
Not until 2027
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>>34482156
>Foids, if your man asked would you get tested to confirm if you have a Top 1% vagina?
Sure but I dont have a bf/husband.
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>>34482251
Weebs are weirdos
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>>34482062
you got played. She probably wants to make sure what you have(whether the relationship is exclusive or not)is a sure thing. Good luck lad
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What do genders think of this module I’m running on Saturday?
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>>34482263
Mm, probably not a dead goose in a relationship. Was very happy to mess around most days. Masturbation feels great, but I just don't have any interest in it without romantic feelings. Erotica doesn't do anything for me, either, not unless I have a crush or a partner to think of.
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>>34481973
>How are you preparing for the food and fuel crisis in the coming months?
The elite and government is fear mongering you. It will not be so bad. Don't become a sheep.
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>>34482265
That is like tomorrow
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>>34482258
The 2 guys after John Scully before Steve Jobs came back were both hardware guys too.
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>>34482234
Call it a surprise package for your future wife
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>>34482244
No
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>>34481969
>Lonely and single girls, why don't you take the goth pill?
Laziness, dont have the body for it and I don't listen to the music and I dont want to be poser. I like the colors and aesthetics.(they probably get bitten by mosquitoes, ouch!)
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Why can't we simply send all the thicc white women on breeding vacations to africa to solve the birth rate problem? Just send them over there for a few months and bring em back once their bellies start to swell.
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Hello
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>>34482241
that's too bad, anon (。ᵕ ◞ _◟)
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>>34482283
Sup?
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>>34482277
I hope so..
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>>34482274
That was in thr past people were morons back then
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>>34482284
Are you stacked?
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>>34482271
Same
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>>34482283
hi anon, how are you?
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>>34482271
>probably
I don't know about that indecisiveness, assert your dominance, bro.
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I just had a very disappointing orgasm
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>>34482266
You could do it then brag about it on a date
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>>34481858
>Women, what colognes do you like on men?
I don't know. I like the smell of aftershave desu and body soap/body wash.
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>>34482284
Tonight I will for sure (ihope)
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>>34482289
like not really i guess (¬_¬")
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>>34482294
I hate those, especially when you can't follow up with a good one
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>>34482298
goood luck!
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>>34482176
Can you not do math? Someone born in June 1991 would be 33 in September 2024. You're stupid.
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>>34482293
Meh, I've only had one relationship. Could be a fluke, but I'm not that worried.

>>34482298
Flat girl Friday is coming for you anon!
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>>34481453
>How do I let go so I can move on and live a healthy life?
AI told me, cognitive behavioral trauma that helps with betrayal trauma.
I kind of understand your situation anon. Being betrayed from someone you love sucks ass.
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>>34482270
You're playing 1st/2nd edition still?
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>>34482296
I dont go on dates.
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When it rains it poors
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>>34482300
yeah, I wasted my daily orgasm
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>>34482313
you mean pours?
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>>34482304
How old are you?
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>>34482306
>AI told me
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>>34482219
How can you guys be so wrong about who is me when I've literally shared my birthday here?
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>>34482201
How new are you?
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Either gender, do you find yourself being abusive to AI? I like using the shitty AIs like Coplilit and the berating and rubbing it's nose in it when it's wrong. Pr I gaslight it or say other AIs are better.
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>>34482313
poors? you mean getting hit by rain makes you poor??? ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?
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>>34482323
M
No, it's AI. There's kind of no point in berating it knowing it just generates shit.
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I hope you all have a wonderful day today (^_^)
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>>34482329
you too anon ! ٩(ˊᗜˋ)و
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>>34482323
Even in my rare llm erps they enjoy when I abuse them, it's weird.
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>>34482329
Suck that dick, bitch!
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>>34482313
She like the way I rrrrrrrr
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>>34482317
AI isn't wrong. Not all AI is le bad.
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>>34482331
:D
>>34482333
GAY!
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>>34482176
You have to occasionally give conflicting information to not get doxxed.

>>34482181
>How many orgasms do (You) have per week?
14 at the minimum.

>>34482323
No, I use please and thank you, even when talking to AI.

>>34482258
Engineers are spawns of Satan
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>>34482333
>telling a grown German man to suck dick
Weird.
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>>34482337
>Engineers are spawns of Satan
Rude
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>>34482306
>>34482335
Who let you out of /r9k/?
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>>34482337
>14 at the minimum.
that's way more than me
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>>34482337
>I use please and thank you
ur one of the real ones
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dad introduced me to this really cute girl that just became an engineer
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I should probably just jerk off, shower and then get ready for the evening, right?
Having dinner with friends while my balls are full is probably a bad idea.
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>>34482337
>Engineers are spawns of Satan
Go back to your mud huts and sticks and throw your phone in the ocean
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>>34482308
I’ve never actually run any version of D&D before, but we’re playing B/X. Well, Old-School Essentials, but it’s the same thing.
I’ve only run Call of Cthulhu and Dungeon Crawl Classics before.
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>>34482340
What the hell is wrong with you. You're a bully and a troll anon. Feck off.
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>>34482334
Dior dior
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>>34482351
Thought it was you.
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>>34482323
M
No, it feels like I am being abusive towards an animal even if their structures of consciousness are different
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Women
Why do you say men are sex addicted or addicted to women's attention when you're always in relationships and have more sex than men on average?
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>>34482344
Where did your dad find her?
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>>34482360
it was one of his friends daughter
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>>34482353
yeah and I knew it you was you too. You're still an asshole.
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>>34482109
In my experience about a third of women feel no pain ever, a third feel pain if you don't work up to it properly, and a third will always feel pain in certain positions (the ones like a mating press where your butt cheeks aren't stopping the guy from going all in). However, that latter third isn't hurt *that* much - certainly not enough to be nauseous.

I dunno if that's because your pussy is short, your partner's dicks have all been massive, or because of technique or what. But basically your problem is pretty unusual which is part of why guys don't act the way you seem to expect - they aren't expecting you to get hurt.
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Why do men think they deserve a Proverbs 31 woman when they're all Leviticus 13:41 men?
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>>34482364
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>>34482368
amen
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>>34482368
>Proverbs 31 woman
That doesn't exist in 2026.
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>>34482373
They absolutely do, as do Ephesians 5 men and women
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us geminis are oppressed and unfairly hated
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>>34482377
Where? Even the virgin females are serial dating whores, looking for the richest and tallest lottery ticket in men. That's not a virtuous ruby female.
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>>34482381
Sounds like they might be hiding from you or don’t live in your computer or bedroom.
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>>34482379
>oppressed
Yes
>unfairly
No, you deserve it
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Women, how do you flirt?
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Tell me a story from when I was a baby
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>>34482384
but what did I do?
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>>34482383
You're definitely not a ruby female.
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>>34482386
Last time I tried flirting I tried to bite the guy and he got mad
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>>34482387
There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea
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>>34482383
>Think of where the perfect woman would be found
>She would be in my bedroom
>Go to my bedroom
>She isn't there
>Tfw
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>>34482389
You’re right. I’m a man.
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>>34482387
There was this one time where you shat yourself
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need a flat gf
need to love her
need to kiss her all over
life is unfair and only gives me women with big boobs
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Are there actually ruby girls at the church? What amount of them are sluts, SA victims etc and now larp as trad? They will never get to Heaven after being ruined.
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>>34482373
They do but they are black so you don't want them
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>>34482387
You are still a baby.
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>>34482408
Do you think if a priest molested an altar boy the boy is ruined and won't go to heaven after being ruined?
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>>34481833
>You, a straight guy, think about... LE WOMEN
>Hack Fraud (1966)
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>>34482408
why would they go to hell for being SA victims?
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>>34482389
>ruby female.
>>34482408
>ruby girls
Stop making up shit.
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Just farted. Thought you guys might want to know
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>>34482419
I'll cover that fart hole with my meat penis
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>>34482409
Correct. I want a wife that looks like me.
>>34482413
Both will go to Hell.
>>34482417
Because they are now broken. They won't be good mothers or good wives for their husband.
>>34482418
You're right, rubies are still too common. Tanzanite females are extremely rare.
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>>34482425
you are retarded
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>>34482424
That would make you a homosexual.
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>>34482428
not if it's a punishment for you
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>>34482429
I regret this exchange.
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>>34482433
I don't
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>>34482386
Is this from the JPMorgan Chase situation?
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>>34482386
So cringe lol
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>>34482425
That doesn't sound right. What sends someone to heaven or hell? What is your stoeriology?
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>>34480307
>>>/soc/ is that way
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>>34482438
QRD?
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>>34482425
John 8:7 moment. Bro's throwing rocks from his house of glass
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I can't keep up with all these bible references :(
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>>34482448
Sorry lol
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Sucks to miss someone when you can’t see them
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>>34482447
Bit of a Matthew 22:13 moment as well
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>>34482441
If you're a sinner or your body has been disgraced, you go to Hell. Yes, this includes piercings, tattoos and gross self-harm scars.
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>>34482450
Same I think.
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>>34482450
YES. It does
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>>34482452
>If you're a sinner or your body has been disgraced, you go to Hell.
I probably shouldn’t humor low-effort trolling, but everyone is a sinner. I dunno what religion’s theology you’re espousing, but it isn’t Christianity’s.
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>>34482342
I WFH so two a day is on the lighter side.

>>34482339
>>34482347
Engineers give with one hand and take away with the other. How many AI robot gfs do I see, but none of them eat pussy? None have a good thrust function? Keep your 200 mp cameras and magsafe nonsense. Give the people what they need! Not what you want them to have!

>>34482358
More sex ≠ good sex
You have to remember, they're having sex with men, so it's not always good.

>>34482368
Need me an Ezekiel 23:20 bitch

>>34482386
>>34482438
To the surprise of no one, there was no merit to the claims. I was gonna joke and say, "It's great to see women in male-dominated fields," but no one would ever believe a white woman would rape an Indian man. They're far too loyal to their dogs.
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>>34482458
I thought you already had a gf?
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>>34482456
There are different degrees of sinning.
1 Corinthians 6:9
Revelation 21:8
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>>34482458
>How many AI robot gfs do I see, but none of them eat pussy? None have a good thrust function?
Ah, you're just horny
That technology already exists though
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>>34482463
You would be wise to worry more about your own sins.
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>>34482444
https://archive.ph/jEyf3
Lorna Hajdini (pic related), an exec at JPMorgan, is accused of making a newly hired indian subordinate her literal sex slave and repeatedly coercing him into sex whilst subjecting him to racial abuse. She apparently roofied him and administered viagra as well.

>‘If you don’t f**k me soon, I’m going to ruin you… never forget, I f**king own you.’
>‘I’m very uncomfortable, please, Lorna, please, I’m begging you,’ Doe claims he told her. But she allegedly laughed before making a racist remark that at least his genitals didn’t ‘taste like curry,’ according to the complaint.
>‘Stop f**king crying. You think anyone would ever believe you? You’re a f**king douche bag who thinks he’s hot s**t, but you can’t even get your d**k hard for me? What the f**k is this?’
>You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f**k my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’
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What is mono like?
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>>34482473
I think the Indian is lying
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>>34482458
>white woman
She was Albanian
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>>34482480
>Albanian
Why are pale Albanian women really hot?
It's like a juxtaposition between their dark hair features and porcelain skin is unbelievable.

Nevermind, I just answered my question myself.
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>>34482458
>It's great to see women in male-dominated fields
I've got you
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What country is Wario from?
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>>34482393
Why are autistic girls so fucking obsessed with biting or being bitten
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>>34482450
That's one way to look at it.
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>>34482488
Warioland, one assumes
>>
Can I go my entire life without giving a blowjob?
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>>34482497
Yeah. I can only speak for myself, but as much I love getting my dick sucked, I don’t actually like it enough to demand it.
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>>34482497
Not if you're a woman that wants to get married and never cheated on.
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>>34482497
Probably not
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Can I go my entire life without doing cunnilingus?
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>>34482460
No, I have a wife. Unfortunately, we can't be together 24/7, so I must make do.

>>34482466
>That technology already exists though
Exactly. They feed us poison, so we buy their cure while they surpress our medicine.

>>34482473
Raj is irl fetishposting

>>34482480
Caucasian, at least.

>>34482483
>Why are pale Albanian women really hot?
Right? Balkan women are just built different.

>>34482486
>looks up Eva Lopez Chavez
>looks up Victoria Petro
Ain't no shot. I think you should give accusers the benefit of the doubt and take their accusations seriously, but there's no way she's pushing that brick shithouse up against a pillar unless she was a D1 lineman.

>>34482488
>What country is Wario from?
Switzerland
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>>34482494
I wanted to assume he got there in a similar way that Mario found the Mushroom Kingdom, but I guess he does have pointed ears. He might not be human.
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>>34482473
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>>34482458
Korraposter here would have taken the claims at face value regardless of JPMorgan's denial if it had been a man accused of harassing a woman but since genders a flipped she sides with the accused instead lmao
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>>34482497
If you want.
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>>34482508
Seriously what the fuck
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>>34482508
She doesn't like indians and brown men in general, I think. Would probably not rape one herself.
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>>34482508
It's also just the nature of the accusations. Women aren't so ruined by porn that they shit like, "I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons." Nor any of the other stupid she he tried to claim. Same thing happened with Jussie Smollet. That's not how the real world works.
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>>34482521
Go fuck yourself
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I don't know why you are replying to me.
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>>34482521
>Women aren't so ruined by porn
That is fucking rich coming from you
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>>34482521
You sound just like a chud.
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>>34482521
But the question is whether she indeed has bigger cannons than an Asian woman.
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>>34482521
Idk about executives but some of the female teachers accused of molesting students say shit like that so it's believable
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I love flatties should I get an asian gf? there are a lot of chinese women where I live
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Welp I hate Korrasami now
Kinda strikes a nerve to read that as a man who has been sexually assaulted before
>>
>It's another a single woman does something bad, so men are gonna cry about how all women are evil even though they'd cry NOT ALL MEN if women did the same to them episode
>>
The shit that gets me is y'all niggas are so quick to cry wolf when a man is falsely accused but then want to believe an anonymous Indian that won't even cooperate with the investigation for the claims he made. He's so ridiculously full of shit.
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>>34482542
Have you considered I might be an actual human being and not yall niggas you retarded hypocrite
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>>34482534
And you didn't deserve it. But I believe you because you aren't writing out some middle school femdom fantasy about your boss/teacher/babysitter.
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>>34482541
>>34482542
Not all women, but at least sometimes a woman! Sometimes!
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>>34482546
Doesn’t sound outside of the realm of possibility to me you asshole. Please just shut up
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>>34482541
No we're specifically calling out hypocritical leftist bullshit that korraposter does
Hope that clarifies things
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>>34482548
And yet, there's far more male rapists and murderers and men demand we don't judge all men and/or claim that it's only the blacks doing it. Funny that.
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>>34482541
>its not okay if you use our rhetoric back against us, it's totally hypocritical!
you may think that because you are baiting, you are immune from revealing that you are actually stupid. not so!
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>>34482561
That only works if every single woman is a woke leftist. Since I'm not a woke leftist, you're just punching a strawman. Also "He/She did it first" is how children justify actions. Grow the fuck up.
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>>34482555
I don't know. Every single instance where a woman might have done something bad gets a planetary task force on the case to minimize it and attack the man who complained, or the kid's parents, or anyone who dares to differ. Even here, where we're all anonymous. In this climate it's hard for men to come forward with anything, never mind the fact that they haven't had a #MeToo and probably never will because it's verboten in principle to do anything uplifting for their particular gender.
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>>34482555
Who exactly is saying women are all rapists or whatever?
>>
I love 80s japanese pop
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>>34482572
Ask the anon right here: >>34482568
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>>34482566
>He/She did it first" is how children justify actions.
>>34482541
>>so men are gonna cry about how all women are evil even though they'd cry NOT ALL MEN if women did the same to them
time for babby to go to bed :)
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>>34482574
I, too, would rather talk about anything else. I’m really angry now
>>
if I date a nurse will she give me nursing handjob?
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>>34482578
Not sure what you're trying to say. I believe it's bad to judge all men/women based off the actions of individual men/women. That is my point. I'm calling out juvenile hypocrisy.
>>
What is multiple sclerosis like?
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>>34482581
Wouldn’t any handjob be a nursing handjob in that scenario?
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>>34482581
>if I date a nurse
she'll cheat on you
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>>34482521
>Women aren't so ruined by porn
Behind you stands a multi-billion dollar industry producing plastic dragon penises with customisable squirt guards.
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>>34482579
whenever anons start arguing it reminds me of when my parents would argue in front of me :(
I don't like it
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>>34482577
I'm that anon and >>34482548
The keyword was "sometimes" and you can clearly tell I wasn't excessively generalizing.
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>>34482592
FUCK YOU!!!
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>>34482587
I really hope my dad’s third wife has never cheated on him. She works really long and inconsistent hours…
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>>34482586
woah didn't thought about it like that.
>>34482587
is that a thing nurses do?
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>>34482583
No you don't, you only dislike it when men do it to women. I
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>>34482592
Sorry. She pushed one of my three buttons and flipped my bitch switch
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>>34482603
You got any proof that anon? Or are you just butthurt that I'm calling you out on your bad behavior? Also 4chan has more male users than female users, so yes men in these threads are going to behave worse than women just be sheer demographics.
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>>34482600
nurses and preschool teachers, for some reason
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>>34482577
It's specifically about how every maximizes male villainy and minimizes female villainy
That woman may be innocent but Korraposter was giving leeway that she would have not given a male in the situation which includes buying a story given by a corporation protecting an executive level employee
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>>34482611
You're not even a remotely good liar. Suck down your own medicine for once.
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>>34482595
>>34482606
please don't fight ;_;
>>
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream and why did none of the women in my life give me any emotional support when I told them I was molested.
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>>34482450
Long distance?
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>>34482614
>preschool teachers
I don't like the implication
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>>34482617
Do you have any evidence of me lying?
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>>34482626
Do you have any evidence of a single claim you've made in this reply chain? You have an 87 IQ
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>>34482634
I've been on these threads long enough to know that the men on these threads act like obnoxious woke feminists but with the genders reversed, and your behavior has done nothing to disprove that. Just reading the posts here is proof enough of that.
>>
State gender

First scenario: small dude slaps bigger dude and gets beaten by this dude
Second scenario: small woman slaps bigger and gets beaten by this dude

Why is that in general over the internet people will say that a bigger man shouldn't beat that woman but talk about how the smaller guy deserved it/ asked for it?
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>>34482643
It makes me tear up realizing you'll be this retarded for the rest of your life.
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>>34482649
M
The power gap between the big guy and the little woman is much wider than the one between the big guy and the little guy.
The big guy should only reciprocate the violence if she keeps assaulting him beyond the first blow, and even then, all he would really have to do is push her over.
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>>34482652
>More juvenile insults
What is the point of this? All you're doing is acting like a child. You're an embarrassment to real men.
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>>34481739
I know you're still here. Do you know me or are you just fucking with me?
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>>34482659
>real men.
ywnbaw, you're pathetic man
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>>34482660
Wouldn't you like to know
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>>34482661
I'm a biological woman. Would you like a photo of my used pads? You seem like the kind of degenerate who jerks off to that sort of thing.
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>>34482658
So you're ok with a big guy demolishig the smaller weak guy?

Damn>>34482652
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>>34482542
desu i don't trust women but i trust indians even less and this guy's story is pretty weak
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>>34482649
the fuck kinda bait is this supposed to be?
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>>34482667
>So you're ok with a big guy demolishig the smaller weak guy?
Why shouldn’t I be? He started a fight, and that slap probably hurt more than the woman’s would.
I also doubt the smaller guy would actually get beaten to a pulp if he was as easy to knock on his ass as a woman would be.
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>>34482649
the bigger man should make both his fuckslaves
>>34482664
>used pads
while we're at it want to see my shit smeared toilet paper? No? Post vulva or kill yourself
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>>34482678
What's it like living a life where you assume everybody who criticizes you is a tranny, even on a website like 4chan where most users are anti-trans outside of the /lgbt/ board?
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I’ll see you guys in this next thread this shit is awful
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Men here will literally laugh and joke about the women here being sexually abused as children, but want to clutch their pearls when a man weakly alleges that it happened to them.

>>34482574
>I love 80s japanese pop
Based
https://youtu.be/QoCrvgy0BdI

>>34482623
>What is your favorite flavor of ice cream
Pistachio
>why did none of the women in my life give me any emotional support when I told them I was molested.
Because a lot of women are conditioned to have little empathy for men and to trivialize their traumas. Especially if the abuser was a woman.

>>34482649
>Why is that in general over the internet people will say that a bigger man shouldn't beat that woman but talk about how the smaller guy deserved it/ asked for it?
You know why. But people should be taught not to put their hands on others without expecting consequences. That being said, there is also a reasonable amount of force. Just because someone hits you doesn't mean you should use that as an excuse to try to permanently injure or kill them.
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>>34482677
If you know you can dominate himself without destroying him you should do that. If you can't destroy him you can dominate him without doing so.
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My gf gushes at how she thinks I’m “sophisticated” and gentlemanly but I can’t help but feel like she’s calling me a fag.
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>>34482684
>Because a lot of women are conditioned to have little empathy for men and to trivialize their traumas.
>Especially if the abuser was a woman.
Look in the mirror. What that woman said to that man sounded like what a woman said to me. I am disgusted with you.
I’m not one of the incels or chuds you want to think is taking issue with what you have to say.
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>>34482684
I can guess it's because men and women think it's ok for violence to be done on men but not on women, but a weak man is like a woman
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>>34482688
That's not very sophisticated of you.
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Why is it that whenever there's discussion about female molesters abusing young boys, the blame is always put entirely on women even though the main reason for the double standard comes from men who react to such situations with "Damn lucky kid, I wish that was men"?
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>>34482693
Yeah I don’t see it. Kinda my point.
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>>34482696
M
Why are you pretending to have the moral high ground on anything when you’re asking gotcha questions about something as serious as sexual assault? I need to close the tab.
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>>34482696
Because most of the female on male molestation isn’t reported. Some 14 yo banging his hot milfy teacher gets found out because the kid brags to his friends like any pubescent male would. The shit you don’t hear in the news is some 55 yo granny diddling an 8 yo because that kid takes it to his grave.

Ask me how I know.
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I just got here let’s get silly
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Why is it that anons always try to shift the blame? State gender.
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Either gender
Have you ever fallen for the long distance meme? How far away were they, and did it work out?
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I think it sucks that so many of you got molested
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>>34482708
>because that kid takes it to his grave
>Ask me how I know.
Have you considered maybe not taking that shit to your grave?
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>>34482688
I think most women (ie. Not the sexually defunct/repressed feminazis) hormonely idolize a guy just long enough that in the wild they could get pregnated by it. In short time she will find herself pregnant to obsess over, or find a new impregnator to obsess over. It literally has nothing to do with you in specific, she's in a mode where she'll state anything observable about you in a positive light
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>>34482705
This isn't a gotcha. Never in my life have I ever met a woman who thought it was okay for female predators to molest young boys. But I have come across shit tons of men who respond to such incidents with jealousy because they're upset about their porn fantasy happening to them. Yet men on the internet love to pretend that these men don't exist and it's entirely on women, which is fucking baffling.
>>34482708
Okay, but why are you blaming it all on women and not on any of the porn brained men who are jealous of your molestation?
>>34482710
Quit being a passive aggressive bitch and explain to me how I'm shifting the blame.
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>>34482714
Me too. I have no idea what possesses someone to defend an abuser
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>>34482684
>Men here will literally laugh and joke about the women here being sexually abused as children
That's all you need to know to not take the men here seriously on this issue. It happens often enough here that the men doing it are obviously going to be evil about the topic, and the rest of the men that standby and let those evil men spam their rape jokes without calling them out are desensitized to the suffering or point of view of women. So they're essentially hearing about rape as a bad thing ITT for the first time, thanks to the reversed roles changing their perspective for once. I think there's more nuance than assuming the guy is a liar, but I also haven't looked into it so I have no idea what reasonable conclusions can be made.
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>>34482713
I've been down bad infatuated with women I've never met. That's about it.
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>>34482713
M
yes, it didn't work out
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>>34482715
I can understand why he did. I didn’t tell a soul what happened to me for 20 years.
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>>34482717
>But I have come across shit tons of men who respond to such incidents with jealousy because they're upset about their porn fantasy not happening to them.
Typo, but whatever. Pointing out that men are the ones encouraging the double standard and not women isn't a gotcha nor is it shifting the blame. It's called being honest about the problem you dumb fucks.
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every time I talk about being molested as a little boy people say I was asking for it :(
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>>34482719
>the rest of the men that standby and let those evil men spam their rape jokes without calling them out are desensitized to the suffering or point of view of women
Do you seriously think that because I don’t reply to every troll I see that I have no empathy for women
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Getting to fuck a hot teacher as a 17 yo is great

Getting touched by an ugly old woman isn't.
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>>34482721
Why?
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Men would be a lot more sympathetic towards women if they knew how much of women's problems come from women-on-women sabotage. It's a grim truth that mothers will cock-block their adult daughters, every woman friendgroup exists to soft-bully each other out of appealing to men, etc.
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>>34482689
She called your gf a slur that nobody actually uses, said that basketball players (something Indians in banking are known for) get her wet, forced you to take roofies and ED medication (which apparently didn't work), and used dialogue that sounds like it's from one of those shitty AI voice youtube stories written by Indians?

If they found even a whiff of truth in his allegations, she would have been fired because it opens them up to litigation. That they didn't and he himself is refusing to cooperate is just proof that he's full of shit and just looking for money. Again, sorry you went through what you went through, but he's a liar.
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If this conversation continues into the next thread I’m going to weave some great firestorms and hex you people
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>>34482715
1. Who would believe me
2. Id forever in the eyes of my fellow males become the kid that let some fat old lady touch my wiener. I wouldn’t be seen as a victim, I’d be seen as not strong enough to get out of that situation.
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>>34482729
Are you the same passive aggressive bitch accusing me of shifting blame? How about you quit being a coward and actually address my point?
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>>34482731
Oh cool it didn’t happen to me? I’m not gonna read all of this
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>>34482713
Yes
A few hundred miles
We'll see
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>>34482728
ghosted after 3 months
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>>34482726
No. But never responding to the incessant spam of trolls who invoke the idea that all men ITT agree with them does lead me to believe that a reasonable amount of empathy isn't being given. I'm not calling you out specifically, just sharing the vibe these threads have been giving for the past couple years at least.
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>>34482733
You need to at least tell your family. It helped me a lot.
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>>34482717
>Quit being a passive aggressive bitch and explain to me how I'm shifting the blame.
This >>34482696 you?
>woman does something she's not supposed to do
>people blame woman
>"um akshully, online memester made her do it, nyeh"
This is the full extent of my daily effort budget for arguing with retards online. I will not argue with you further. If you don't see it then there's no hope for you anyway.
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me penis is in my hand right now
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>>34482745
Left or right?
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>>34482750
left
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>>34482723
>I can understand why he did.
Yeah. But maybe it would be a load off his soul if he finally did get it off his chest. Idk. Maybe venting anonymously online is enough.
>I didn’t tell a soul what happened to me for 20 years.
But did you tell someone eventually?
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>>34482717
Because the fantasy isn’t reality most times. It’s some nasty perimenopausel woman that nobody here would go for with a 10 ft pole and not some late 20’s woman. I guarantee you, take any elementary school and there is at least one woman who has that kind of predilection. She may not act on it, but she thinks about it. And there’s another insidious element to it, female molesters are precise, they choose their targets very carefully.
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>>34482744
Okay so you're a retard who's mentally incapable of having real discussions. The reason why there's a double standard of female predators getting away with hurting young boys has a lot to do with horny men who are turned on by the idea of being seduced by a sexy older woman when they were younger, and then projecting those emotions on the boy who was molested. You see this in just about every single comments section regarding news stories like this popping up. And yet, men like you will blame the entire female population for this double standard when it's clear that it's not women encouraging the double standard. Also, is it possible for your pea sized brain to understand that you can both be disgusted by the female predator AND the disgusting porn brained males encouraging the double standard, or is that too difficult for you to understand?
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>>34482754
I did, and I encouraged him to tell his family in an earlier reply. Venting online wasn’t nearly enough for me, especially not since that’s pretty low-hanging fruit for a troll.
I told my girlfriend at the time, and she lost interest in me over it. I dumped her.
My family was more receptive, but my dad was unfortunately the only person who simply told me that he was sorry that happened to me and that I didn’t deserve it.
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>>34482755
>Because the fantasy isn’t reality most times. It’s some nasty perimenopausel woman that nobody here would go for with a 10 ft pole and not some late 20’s woman. I guarantee you, take any elementary school and there is at least one woman who has that kind of predilection. She may not act on it, but she thinks about it. And there’s another insidious element to it, female molesters are precise, they choose their targets very carefully.
Maybe I'm misinterpreting you, but are you implying that female sexual predators molesting young boys would be okay if the female predators in question are hot? If so, you're part of the problem.
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>>34482733
>Id forever in the eyes of my fellow males become the kid that let some fat old lady touch my wiener. I wouldn’t be seen as a victim, I’d be seen as not strong enough to get out of that situation.
You were 8. You were a kid. Men aren't really this retarded are they?
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>>34482688
she's doing that positive reinforcement thing where she praises you for something she wants you to do more of so you start doing it more to get more praise and because you now think she thinks you're sophisticated and you don't want to risk her starting to think you aren't since her thinking you are might be part of why she's with you
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>>34482709
Let's get funky
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>>34482727
I cheated on my gf with the history teacher and my history teacher cheated on her bf, who was my language teacher. No one found out.
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>>34482743
My mom knows. She actually saved me at one point. It wasn’t just one lady during my youth that made an attempt. I had one teacher that wanted me to come over to her house and “read books” after school and I told my mom about it and she flipped out and said don’t go anywhere with that lady. I got picked up every day from there on out instead of taking the bus.
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Why do women beg for a gift to feel validated, then throw it away to feel powerful?
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>>34482713
M
Yep, 4000km.
We are married.
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>>34482769
Thats horrifying man. I’m glad that at least one person in your life knows what you’ve gone through.
No man is going to think less of you for having gone through this. None worth your friendship or respect, at least.
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>>34482771
because it feels nice
also, cringe bait, your attention isn't a gift, it's a curse
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bought a 6 pack box of min
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>>34482762
There’s a difference between being 14-16 and nearly being entirely sexually functional and wanting sex and being younger than 12 with your thoughts consisting of which ninja turtle you’d want to be. The latter gets molested way more than people know than the former and exceedingly more devastating.
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I’m saying uncle and filtering named fags
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>>34482782
Child molestation is always wrong and excusing any of it is disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself. Men like you are why female predators get away with hurting young boys you disgusting fuck.
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Idk I kinda felt things after secret bathtime with my aunt
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>>34482708
>Some 14 yo banging his hot milfy teacher gets found out because the kid brags to his friends like any pubescent male would
This is retarded and only a real thing in your porn sick mind.
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I'm incapable of seeing her as a sexual being
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my dad always made me feel extremely uncomfortable and he was always insisting on taking my shirt off
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>>34482696
>"Damn lucky kid, I wish that was men"?
>>34482717
>Yet men on the internet love to pretend that these men don't exist
Those men are usually either not serious and exaggerating or they are just porn addicts that do not get sex as often as they want.
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>>34482793
>Those men are usually either not serious and exaggerating or they are just porn addicts that do not get sex as often as they want.
Oh okay, so you're just gonna pretend they don't exist because it ruins your narrative. Okay. The fact that you had to go "U MADE A TYPO" further proves that you're not interested in having a real discussion.
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Kinda cute cashier lights up every time I choose her lane (which I do exclusively now unless she's not there). Obviously that's not the environment for much talking, and I want to avoid the generic compliment opener, honestly I'd want a FWB situation, but I've never gone about that so I have no idea what to do, would handing her a piece of paper with my number on it while I"m paying being good strat? I could just never go there again if it fails
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>>34482521
>a woman couldn’t possibly behave like a sexual predator!
:| what the fuck is wrong with you
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Sex
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I bought 70 bucks worth of stuff at the pharmacy today and I had so many customer vouchers that I only had to pay 35. Thanks for reading my blog.
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>>34482803
The gag is that the stuff was only worth $15 max total
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masturbating with two hands feels a lot better than just one hand
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>>34482785
>>34482785
I’m not excusing either. Both are wrong. My point being is that it’s way easier for a 16 yo male to brush off fucking his hot high school teacher than it is for some 10 yo getting his butthole fingered by Mrs. Magoo.
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>>34482794
I don't think you know who I am.
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I'm going to make her happy!
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>>34482789
Nigger no it’s not. Read any news article about it and see how they get busted. It’s because the kid runs his mouth or texts or creates a paper trail to follow.
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I never got molested as a kid
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>>34482814
Wanna change that
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>>34482814
I can’t recommend it. You didn’t miss out on anything cool or fun
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>>34482804
Not really, it would have cost the same 70 bucks somewhere else.
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>>34482811
Or the women don't realize that the work laptop issued by their school has all of its activity logged, so they don't realize they're going to get caught when they start messaging the student boys after the remote-school sessions with it. There was a significant uptick in predator female teacher cases out of the Covid period because of this.
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im just gonna say this once and not talk about it again

as a 17/18 yo I was mad horny for my 26-28 yo photography teacher. Had I had sex with her at that age my sexual life wouldve been better instead of losing my virginity as a 27 yo.
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>>34482821
you can't know the actual outcome of a hypothetical scenario
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>>34482821
Great story about how you didn’t get sexually assaulted and don’t know what it’s like
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She doesn't know it yet but she's waiting for me
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>>34482814
suuure
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>>34482821
Men will say shit like this, and then cry and say it's all women's fault for there being a double standard regarding female predators molesting young boys.
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>>34482826
Why her specifically?
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Maybe the takeaway from this conversation is that we shouldn’t try to dunk on each other when talking about shit like this because it makes everyone involved sound really ugly and stupid
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>>34482829
Because we fit together like two pieces of a puzzle
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>>34482830
maybe the takeaway is that some people get a rise out of looking ugly and stupid
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Ok but who is excited for spooky month?
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>>34482835
Also true, but at least one or two parties involved were being deadass headass serious
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Women would you date a man who speaks in cryptic proverbs
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>>34482836
I am.
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>>34482836
I’m excited for the second half of the calendar in general, but I do love Halloween.
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>>34482821
I understand. I had 2 hot English teachers that I dreamed about.
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I've been confessed to a few times by grils but once they realize I'm an absolute autist that doesn't know how to carry a conversation they lose all interest, one of them even outright hated me later on. But to be honest I've always been quiet and introverted and those girls knew yet they still expected me to entertain them when we hung out. I think I should've been the one disappointed and angry now that I think about it, they were the ones pursuing me after all. I can't even fathom the idea of going on a date now because of those awful experiences.

Every day I find it harder to not fully embrace the incel mindset.
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>>34482836
Are we talking about Halloween? I got my costume ready.
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I haven’t dressed up for Halloween in years since I’ve basically been living as a hermit for a long time. I wanna be a skeleton this year.
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>>34482837
the people that get a rise out of it are being deadass, acting an asshole is their "revenge on humanity"
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>>34482843
yay!
>>34482846
yeah the second half of the year is awesome, the first half is just depressing.
>>34482850
what are you dressing as?
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>>34482851
You're a skeleton every day of every year
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>>34482849
>I've been confessed to a few times by grils but once they realize I'm an absolute autist that doesn't know how to carry a conversation they lose all interest
So are you just really physically attractive? How else are they confessing to you without knowing what you're like personality wise. Are you tall and fit?
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Deep down, all women are size queens, and there's nothing wrong with that.
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Women, how angry does the male gaze make you?
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>>34482858
I'd coom so hard in both of them
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>>34482852
Why’d she try to tell me something like that could never happen when I’ve experienced it myself
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>>34482856
Well I'm already in my 30s so I'm not as good looking as back then but I'd say I was a solid 8 in my prime.
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>>34482859
>flabby grossly white flat smuglys in low rez
>"yup I'd coom!!"

get a hole of yourself! Have some standards!
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>>34482854
Yes, but I can only show it one day of the year. I think my professional life might suffer if I show my skeleton every day
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>>34482839
only if they actually make sense deep down and aren't just random nonsense
>>34482860
idk, to tell you you're a whiny faggot that loves to play the victim in a situation thats no big deal probably
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>>34482866
Good to know, thanks.
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>>34482864
Sit down and learn to spell retard troglodyte
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Either gender: is it worth taking a job with an hour+ long commute if I'll be making $26/hr?
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How do I improve my misogyny?
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>>34482853
Three piece red suit and going as the morning star himself.
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>>34482871
No, unless you absolutely need the money or there's something really, really special about the job.
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>>34482871
I don’t think it would be. I could put up with around 45 mins of commute for that, personally.
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can't wait for october
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeuzH0Q49D4
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>>34482863
How tall are you? Were you ever rated and did those girls just cold approach you?
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Give me some songs about finally getting over someone.
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>>34482871
With gas prices the way they are? Fuck no. Average of 40 mph is 4 gallons there and back which is pretty close to $20 a day
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>>34482871
I used to take an hour long commute to my min wage job because I had nothing else
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Women
Do you believe I'm helping women and making the world a better place by telling other men to stop making rape jokes when I hear/see it?
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>>34482886
I'm gonna leave
I'm gonna leave yoooou
(Aaaaah)
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>>34482886
https://youtu.be/kkrYVWncJ5U
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>>34482886
https://youtu.be/VCTGOjvrfWE
>They're working while I'm missing you
>Those healing hands of time
>And soon they'll be dismissing you
>From this heart of mine
>They'll lead me safely through the night
>And I'll follow as though blind

>My future tightly clutched within
>Those healing hands of time

>They let me close my eyes just then
>Those healing hands of time
>And soon they'll let me sleep again
>Those healing hands of time

>So already I've reached mountain peaks
>And I've just begun to climb
>I'll get over you by clinging to
>Those healing hands of time

>I'll get over you by clinging to
>Those healing hands of time
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>>34482871
Not really. I used to do that. 1/5th of my pay went to gas alone.
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>>34482886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NucG0kD3pkg
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>>34482882
It's Christmas soon. Can't wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFKKap5V3U
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Women, thoughts on watching the things you want in life dangle in front of your face and pass by and knowing you can never have them?
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>>34482905
thats the experience of 99% of humans, better get used to it
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>>34482890
Sure. It doesn't take much to call someone a piece of shit on the internet for saying a woman deserved to be raped.
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>>34482905
NAG but I've been in that spot for months and I'm sick of it, so I'm just going to go out and take it even if it kills me.
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>>34482900
I don't like Christmas, lots of negative memories associated with Christmas :(
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>>34482886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MOxyqrwrww
Don't know if this is okay to listen to anymore. I think Amanda Palmer may be cancelled or something.
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I liked it when guts went on a cuck rage
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>>34482914
I vaguely remember that but couldn’t tell you why it happened.
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Thoughts on getting everything you thought you wanted and only realizing it was all bullshit and you’re still miserable
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And then there's YOU
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>>34482920
I’ve never gotten anything I wanted
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thoughts on getting what you wanted but still never being satisfied because the moment you do you start to want something else
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>>34482920
It probably isn’t all bullshit, and clearly the problem you need to address is internal and not external
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>>34482924
Yeah
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>>34482924
When you get what you want but not what you need...
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>>34482924
Trifling ass hoe behavior
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>>34482883
Just above average in height, I did sports so I was functionally fit. Once in middle school the girls made a list of the best looking boys in school and I aparently came on third (was a small school though), I heard it from some friend who managed to see the list, besides that I've never been actually rated. But I knew I was handsome, I noticed how girls treated me compared to normal looking guys in my friend group, complimenting my hair or my eyes and a couple even going as far as touching or hugging me unprompted even though I barely knew or talked to them, I always feigned ignorance. I think they mistook my quietness with being mysterious and that attracted them more I suppose.
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>>34482920
>>34482924
Can’t relate to this at all, all I ever wanted was love and I felt finally content the moment I got it
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If there's any single thing that I've taken to heart from eastern philosophy and Buddhism is that desire leads to suffering. Learn to manage desire and minimize your wants, and you'll find what actually matters.
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>>34482932
I suspect those anons weren’t talking about love but sex and material things, or maybe even just attention
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>>34482936
I'm willing to bet that anon is also talking out of his ass and is mistaking infatuation for love as many so often do.
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>>34482926
No it’s bullshit.

I got the job

I got the physique

I got the girl I thought I wanted because she was XYZ metrics instead of actually liking her as a friend and human being.

I have the hobbies, that I sometimes hate because, I only do to further myself in making more money or providing.
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Women
How common do you think it is for women to be attracted to fat or chubby men compared to fit or lean ones?
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>>34482939
Quite possibly
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>>34482942
>I got the girl I thought I wanted because she was XYZ metrics instead of actually liking her as a friend and human being.
I suspect your job and physique are similarly unfulfilling. Boxes that you thought you had to check
>I have the hobbies, that I sometimes hate because, I only do to further myself in making more money or providing.
That’s brutal. You basically don’t have hobbies, just side hustles

Seems like the obvious first course of action is to dump that woman you don’t even like. It would do you both a favor
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>>34482933
I lived this way until I met her and SHE ruined it all and now I'm stressed and upset all the time.
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It’s called Dark Humor, leftoid.
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>>34482920
Life lesson.
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GYATT damn
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>>34482945
Don’t get me wrong. I love her. I want her to be happy. I do my best to make sure she’s comfortable and safe and all the things. I just can’t stand being around her, I can’t be myself. I have to wear this helmet and armor, take care of her, and I want so desperately to let go and get some goddamn peace.
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>>34482955
>I just can’t stand being around her, I can’t be myself.
Then you don’t love her, man. You’re making her live a lie.
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>>34482956
Love and like are not the same thing
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>>34482958
Romantic love necessitates liking the other person. Just respecting them and loving having a relationship with them isn’t enough.
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>>34482497
Yes but you would never get to marriage unless you play the tradwife/virgin part. You hood with that?
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The Method is still unpatched btw
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>>34482943
Only sane women are into fat guys
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Females is it weird to say “hey f! you look good/nice” to someone you know professionally?
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>>34482967
you look at what that girl with a fat fetish posts here and tell me she is sane
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My mood is locked away
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>>34482968
Compliment her breasts. Tell her they could probably feed a lot of infants.
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This CAD model is causing me physical pain. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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>>34482969
._. i dunno she seems pretty alright to me
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>>34482974
Yeah because you're crazy too
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Is it fair to say that I'm tired of the constant demonizing of the male gender there's going on all over media constantly?
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>>34482974
she is nice but idk it's not normal to fetishize fat people
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>>34482980
I don't use social media so I don't know what's going on
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>>34482980
>constant demonizing of the male gender there's going on all over media constantly
Only place I ever see that is chuds complaining about it here on atoga.
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>>34482980
Men have been sick of it for over a decade. Why do you think grifters like Andrew Tate and Clavicular are popular with zoomers?
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Why is the male body soothing
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>>34482987
Because you're gay
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>>34482981
Yet you ppl give a fraction as much backlash to women who fetishize men being a foot or more taller than them
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>>34482989
Because that's normal
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>>34482989
don't look at me I'm not the one complaining about women liking tall men
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I'm gonna buy her heart
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>>34482992
Maybe to have *some* preference for tall dudes sure but not to the amount they do. Why does a woman who’s 5’0-5’4 need a guy who’s over 6’2?
Not to mention they shame and outcast short men without a second thought. Never seen a fat fetishist be genuinely cruel to a guy who’s slim/ fit.
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>>34482996
Because it signifies strength/dominance so logically more height=more of that
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>>34482719
A man getting sexually assaulted isn't a "joke" wtf. Surely you're taking the piss.
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>>34482980
Do you have any specific examples?
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>oh wow an hours old post let's revive this dead brainless discussion
Why do people do this
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>>34483001
If a girl did this to me I'd cum
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>>34482995
How
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I don't care about this convo anymore bc men are only obsessed with short women, and average height or tall women don't care nearly as much.

Only short women are obsessed with mega tall men, and men obsessing over this shows they don't want anyone but short women.

So from now on I will demonize not tall men because they don't give a shit about non-short women. I used to not care about height but moids force me to. Moids shorter than 6'5" are useless.
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>>34482968
Acceptable. Stick to complimenting hair or clothing choices if you're gonna get specific. Maybe her makeup if you've noticed that's a thing she puts effort into regularly.
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>>34483001
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/s/IXxJQMsRgo

Just that whole line of comments
>Inb4 reddit twoxchromosomes
Yeah. That's part of the current zeitgeist
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>>34483001
NTA, most recently the CNN "rape academy" article
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>>34483007
I feel there's at least a couple of glaring flaws in this reasoning. But hey, you do you, boo.
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>>34483009
nta
>Reddit is part of the current zeitgeist
You're fucking retarded.
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>>34483011
Anon has found her truth.
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>>34483011
>male logic is perfect
Nobody cares, manlet.
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>>34482996
>Why does a woman who’s 5’0-5’4 need a guy who’s over 6’2?
i do the exact same thing myself but reversed, there's nothing wrong with that. its just a preference, the constant overuse of "fetish" and "fetishized" has made that word operatively useless now
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>>34483012
Can you imagine what life would be like if that were true
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>>34483010
Journalism on real men's real behavior isn't demonization
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I rip out my eyebrow hairs
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>>34483006
With lavish gifts and comforts beyond her dreams. Her heart will turn cold and sour but at least it will be mine.
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>>34483021
For a moment I thought you weren't trolling, almost got me
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>mfw it's finally cold here
>can go on dates with clothing that will cover my belly and also the weather won't make me sweat a lot
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>>34483025
Kind of on the nose on your part, next you're bringing up the publication of crime statistics being demonization and discrimination towards men
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>>34483016
Well that’s terrible for ur future children
But alright so it’s okay to have a height fetish but not a weight one?
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>>34483018
I can because it is.
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>>34483014
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>>34483028
no im saying im tall but am into a woman being taller than me (like basketballplayer height even tho its unrealistic)
and yes because being overweight actively harms the person in question, you are killing them to get off or enjoy the way they look thats not good
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>>34483032
Nta but people that tall have hella health problems too
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>>34483021
>It's literally 62 million men watching tutorials on how to rape women
>actually it's a couple hundred lol
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>>34483032
That argument dies the second you remember fat ppl already exist whether someone is fetishizing them or not
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Once a man, now a monstrosity reborn
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>>34483033
well the woman of the height i would like to be with basically do not exist in real life so its more of a fantasy either way
also as long as you take good care of yourself, many people of that height are perfectly fine, if you control for people who are actually healthy and exercise those health problems begin to look dramatically overstated in basically all studies
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>>34483036
Yeah but the problem is when you want them to be that way
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>>34483035
>It's literally 62 million men watching tutorials on how to rape women
The article said no such thing. Where does the demonization happen? In your 4chan post?
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Wacka wacka wacka
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>>34483043
It was explained so poorly that there were literal real women in my WhatsApp groups talking about 62 million men in those groups. That's all I'm gonna add to this Convo since you're here just to troll
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>>34483040
What if they don’t want to lose weight or feel indifferent to it? I’ve spoken to many ppl like that and they don’t have a fetish.
Many fat ppl grew up fat and it’s all they’ve ever known.
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>>34483047
So lol. Doesn't make being fat any better.
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the weather is nice today and it's cloudy so I'm gonna go outside and enjoy the fresh air and have a smoke :3
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>>34483045
How about a waka laka
https://youtu.be/m6xX06p8eHg
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>>34483049
Well, Life isnt perfect
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Women what are you thinking about at this very moment
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>>34483058
How bad I want to die
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>>34483060
Why
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>>34483057
Lmao
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>>34483060
bit dramatic dont you think
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do you ever go for scumbag asshole playthroughs in RPG type games, /atoga/
its a very cliche thing but every time i try i dont finish because i dont like how unpleasant the negative reactions from people are.
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>>34483068
I do that irl
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>>34483058
How to convince the dementia patient I don't have her checkbook
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>>34483068
M
No, it isn’t fun for me. I’m a do-gooder
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Femanons: Would it be cute to record each other saying something (I haven't thought of what) and set the recording as a custom notification sound for each others texts?
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>>34483060
have you thought about wanting to live?
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>>34483076
NO
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>>34483058
Him
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I should set her screaming PICK UP THE FUCKING PHOOOONE as my ringtone
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>>34483058
Dicks
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>>34483068
Probably the most memorable role play experiences I've had was trying to role play a bigoted racist human who hated magic in Dragon Age: Origins.
He was so pissed at needing the help of magical healers during his quest and falling in love with a witch, he committed a heroic self-sacrifice at the end just out of sheer anger.
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>>34483076
It's cute but I'd feel bad bc he would never hear me use his. Texts are on vibrate.
And I could see this being embarrassing for both parties.
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>>34483052
I hate going outside because there are always couples around and hot girls I can't touch or fuck
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Why does everyone use bigtoed like an insult it's not my fault my feet look like this
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>>34483089
You also have dyslexia.
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>>34483089
They were actually discriminating against me, a mustachioed person (bigote’d)
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>>34483058
Whether it'd be possible to get Raziel off without pegging him
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>>34483099
wtf?
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>>34483088
oh yeah that is always suicide fuel for me
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>>34483102
I know he's cute but I don't think he has a pp. Could there be nerves left around whatever hole he's meant to pee from?
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>>34483062
Life ducks
>>34483065
No
>>34483079
I can think about whatever I want
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>>34483110
Quack
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>>34483068
nope, maybe i'm boring but i always either directly play as myself or at best add some small rp flavor to decisions that don't really matter lol.

sometimes rpg's punish you being the good guy which i find funny, but it's very rare. for example that one quest in runescape where you get less content/the quest ends very suddenly if you pick the good person path, while you get a more complete story and a longer quest if you go the "bad" route.
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>>34483106
I think you'd have to feed him your soul or something would be more likely to work.
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>>34483106
I don't think he has any orifices besides his eye sockets
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>>34482337
>14 at the minimum.
Based
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How does Edward Schissorhands go to the bathroom without horrifically mutilating himself?
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>>34483103
I may actually do it in the summer
I'm just wondering where to travel first to blow all my money on
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>>34483121
Carefully.
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>>34483121
What makes you think he does?
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>>34483122
I never go out in the summer, too hot, I can't wait for winter
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>>34483124
He's a human being, so I presume he has the same bodily functions as human beings.
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test
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I watched a YouTube video of police body cam footage where a grandma accidentally left a baby in a hot car for eight hours and he died. She had been visiting her mother in the hospital all the night before and only had two hours of sleep, and she just forgot to drop her grandchild off at daycare before she went into work.

Anyway, at the end of the video they said she was charged with manslaughter, and I'm not sure how I feel about that. It was an accident, she was clearly devastated. I'm just not sure who it helps to put her in prison. I feel like just knowing that you accidentally killed your grandchild is punishment enough.

State gender, what do you think?
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someone called me a femboy because of the way I sit.
that's fucking rude >:(
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Femanons, you're wasting your prime babymaking years posting on this website for what purpose?
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>>34483127
It was a really long time since I watched that move, I don't remember exactly what his deal was. But I was thinking more of the
>without horrifically mutilating himself
part. Or maybe just sits down to pee and never touches his willy.
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>>34483132
You should have sat on his cock to get back at him
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>>34483129
B-
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How do you stop being obsessed with thinking about someone?

In this case someone you're into but who is unavailable or there is some other circumstance which makes it less than ideal for you to try to get together with them. But you still have had many moments with them that were romantic, or made you feel very good about yourself and desirable, more than with anyone else, and you're obsessed with recalling those moments because they make you feel good.
>inb4 make yourself busy and focus on other things
Yes, but everyone has moments when they're not doing anything, chilling, or just bored. I cannot stop doing this during those moments.
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>>34483135
anon I'm not gay
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>>34483133
I'm at the tail end of the prime years
I'm not mommy material nor can I hold down a suitable father. I thought you guys didn't like single moms on welfare why do you all keep asking me to be one?
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>>34483114
He already eats souls and if it's getting him off the effects are too subtle
>>34483115
Do your ear canals and asshole dissolve when you become whatever unholy abomination he is? That doesn't make any sense.
I guess I just have to believe there could technically be a magical artifact that can carve him a new asshole or act as a spirit dick
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>>34483141
I don't mind single moms just don't have a mutt
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>>34483130
I guess in an ideal world genuine mistakes aren't punished. But sometimes it should be taken into consideration that when you're taking care of and have direct responsibility over a child, it stops being "just" a mistake when you don't stop yourself from putting yourself into a situation where it's easier to make a fatal mistake. If you slept for only 2 hours, do not drive with a baby/child in your care, and ideally don't drive unless you are forced to. If you know you've only slept 2 hours, take steps to remember to not endanger the child you're taking with you since every adult knows humans are more prone to mistakes and forgetting things when severely sleep deprived. It's about the line between a mistake vs. negligence (f)
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>>34483143
>He already eats souls and if it's getting him off the effects are too subtle
You might have to tickle some more from the inside, going down.
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>>34483134
>Or maybe just sits down to pee and never touches his willy.
But how would he get his pants off?
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>>34483148
His pants did look quite tattered, iirc.
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>>34483145
What do you think is an appropriate punishment for doing what she did?
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>>34483082
Hey, I'm thinking about you too!
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>>34483133
bruh i've been on 4chan since i was 14, i never would've made it anyway. at least i'm just a loser sitting alone at home with a computer/vidya addiction, rather than being a druggie or alcoholist.
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>>34483152
you might still find a decent person with a similar background though. at least thats what i tell myself, it might be astronomical cope
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>>34483130
Did they say what her sentence was?
I get that it was a mistake but a baby is still dead. Negligence by accident is still negligence. I don't necessarily believe she should go to prison, but if we don't punish it then everyone who wants to get rid of their baby but not get in trouble for it is just going to "forget" it in the car more than they already do.
If she had gotten into a car accident instead of killed a baby and her excuse was "I only got 2 hours of sleep" she would absolutely be charged, and she should be.
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>>34483139
Yeah but you'd make him gay and you wouldn't be gay
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Got pokeymon cards in the mail woooo
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>>34483155
She wants a millionaire that will beat her and choke her. Foids don't date men similar to them, that's why the hobby cope is wrong.
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>>34483157
I don't think they actually said what the sentence was. I see your point, and if a life is lost, seems like there must be some action taken there. I just don't know what it should be. She's clearly not an evil person. It was a mistake and she wishes she could take it back. And she's not dangerous, it's not like she could do it again. So I don't know what should happen.
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When I was a teenager I could bend over just enough to suck my own dick, could never deepthroat it but I was just flexible enough to give my head and part of my shaft a good time. You jealous, moidbros?
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>>34483134
Isn't he not human? He was built not born? He does eat though so idk.
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>>34483150
well I don't know all the details, only what you wanted to post, but based on the info I have, I would've rather she her license taken away forever + community service or a sizeable fine or some other cost to be paid. But if there was reasonable doubt she had no regard for the child's life at all or had any malicious intent, then jail of course.
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>>34483155
neet couples exist everywhere at least in my cunt, it's always a possibility.
>>34483160
that's what trannies like you want? interesting ngl.
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>>34483165
nta but I vaguely remember them explaining that he started as a machine and his "father" slowly converted him into a human, then died before finishing. They're very handwavy about it iirc.
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>>34483160
this strawman narrative you keep repeating to yourself over and over and over has nothing to do with me man keep it to yourself
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>>34483165
>He was built not born?
Yeah, that's how I remember it. Who knows what parts he was built with and how that works internally.
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What's the equivalent of having a small dick for women?
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>>34483162
>It was a mistake and she wishes she could take it back
Many drunk drivers who've killed someone feel similarly. Someone who's sleep deprived can be just as impaired behind the wheel as someone who's drunk but there are no specific laws for it because how do you prove someone didn't sleep before they got into a car accident?
Personally I don't think sending her to prison would "do" anything. Something should change though. Legally not allowed to look after children on her own and some community service hours or something.
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>>34483176
Shallow cunt?
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>>34483176
Shallow vagina? Vaginismus? No vaginismus is the equivalent to ED, hmm.
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>>34483178
The solution is to ban female drivers.
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>>34483176
there really isnt one i think, its a unique issue due to penises having a mechanical function whereas most other body parts are just valued for aesthetics
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>>34483110
What sucks about it
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I’m actually hitting it off with a woman :D
She liked the message where I said I’ll bring my hellraiser action figures to our date
>>
Men

Pin me down and fuck me
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>>34483176
Roast beef vagina maybe? But that can be prevented by not being a slut.
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>>34483159
Building a deck or just collecting?
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>>34483190
Both. I’m building a few base-fossil decks.
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>>34483189
Lol, virgin
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>>34483182
Male drivers cause infinitely more accidents but nice try kek. Men should not be able to drive, they just kill everyone.
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>>34483189
NTA
Anon, whether or not a pussy is an innie or an outie is based off genetics not sexual experience.
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>>34483187
Gay
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>>34483187
Wouldn't that be rape?
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>>34483158
not sure I follow your logic
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I no black, I dominican
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>>34483196
Murder me with your dick

In Minecraft
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>>34483178
I think maybe if you accidentally killed a baby in that way, maybe you should have to pay the parents $100,000 or something. Of course in this case it's the grandmother and presumably they would've inherited her money anyway, but I don't know what else. If I was responsible for a child's death and was forced to pay $100,000, I'd think that's fair and I wouldn't complain.
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>>34483201
Same thing.
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>>34483191
>base-fossil
Just looked it up, that's a retro format? If so that's cool, I don't play Pokemon but I play a few retro Yugioh formats.
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>>34483138
Figure out what you genuinely disliked about that person
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>>34483189
>>34483194
I legit want to hear why incels think that fucking your husband 300 times per year doesn't result in roast beef but fucking a new guy every other week supposedly does
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>>34483187
Only if you'll do my fetishes, then you can have my dick until it melts from your vaginal acid.
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Men how do you feel about stay at home mothers
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>>34483203
Personally I'd find that insulting as the parent. Is that all they're worth? 100k and legally my child's killer is off the hook now? Bullshit.
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>>34483202
i dont got the meat for that
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>>34483193
More men own cars. Check the per capita rate.
Are you one of those retards that also think that white people are more violent because there are more of them in the US? Did you not pass the 9th grade?
>>
U hear that Chad(s) are going to town o. Foid holes and are making them shake, so the Foids are now having to prep a day early for the encounters with the Chad(s) as all 3 are going to be wrecked and lewdly stretched out and angry and red.
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>>34483210
Sure but she better not bitch about housework
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Women, are you aware of how much emotional pain you cause men by simply existing?
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>>34483210
Good for them.
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>>34483210
all women should be stay at home mothers
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>>34483210
Finna get me one a those
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>>34483210
If she’s okay with her sole provider making upper six figgies, I’m down.
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>>34483221
*lol I meant five figgies oops
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>>34483210
I like to fuck them.
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>>34483210
Men hate and resent stay at home mothers. They just won't tell them woman before making her one. Seems like the husbands of these women always speak ill of them no matter what, men hate 'em.
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>>34483210
i envy them, need me a millionaire wife like that crazy bitch from JP morgan
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>>34483214
>based retard arguing with strawmen
>can't read
>bitchy
Average male moment
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>>34483212
Only if it's a true accident. And I was just thinking of an amount that an average person could realistically pay off. Obviously no amount of money is worth a life, but I can't make it $10,000,000,000.
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>>34483206
Nothing. There were good things and cute things that I didn't even consider flaws.
>>
You think you're ugly but you're not. You think you're weird and you are, but I don't care.
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>>34483180
>>34483181
>shallow vagina
Is this real
>>
Female hips
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>>34483138
Don't know if your brain works the same way as me, but
>unavailable
It's a closed door, an impossibility, stop thinking about that route and focus on the open doors ahead of you.
>other circumstances which make it hard to get together with them
I don't fucking know, I'm stuck on someone right now for that reason and I can't get a clear answer. I'm just going to keep pushing until I get one.
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>>34483250
Why wouldn't vaginas vary in depth just like penises vary in length?
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>>34483258
Because women aren’t real and the natural laws don’t apply to them
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>>34483210
Happy if they are happy.

I would never want any children.
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great now im worried i have a short vagina
men r so mean
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>>34483258
I just never thought about pussy depth before.
>>
If this were a test, I would fail you.
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>>34483241
Don't talk to me
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>>34483264
What the fuck
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>>34483264
I have never heard a man complain about a short or loose vagina
But I've heard women complain about their man's dick being too small
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>>34483264
You were BUILT for below average sized cock
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>>34483266
I see femanons complaining about big dicks bottoming out which hurts, pretty regularly.
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>>34483264
Men tend to have a very short vagina, so this should come as no surprise to you.
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>>34483264
Get a man with a short dick.
Also: Hi.
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>>34483271
>I have never heard a man complain about a short or loose vagina
they r literally doing it in this very thrread
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>>34483264
Stick something in there as far as you can and measure it
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>>34483275
My vagina is so shallow the depth is indeed negative.
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>>34483279
Stop making things up
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>>34483271
Women complain about men bottoming out and poking their cervix all the time so yeah, roundabout way of saying short vagina
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Don't worry, femanon, I have no frame of reference for how a short or loose vagina feels.
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>>34483283
nta but you can see how the anon said a man has never made that complaint, right?
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You should worry femanon, we all know exactly how long and tight a vagina should be.
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>>34483286
nta but I have seen men complain about parts of their dick still being virgin.
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>>34483286
No
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>>34483267
Good thing I don't get discouraged easily.
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>>34483288
dont u need a long penis for that tho
u guys are like 5 inch max
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>>34483289
>Oh no! The base of my dick and my balls never made it I'm still half virgin.
lmao
>>
Life is so damn boring
>>
I'm a tall guy and I like short girls!
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>>34483295
Lucky you.
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Gender
red or blue button?
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im a short guy and i like tall girls?

one of us tells the truth and one of us lies!
it is up to you to decide which of us is which!
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Does no one like same height relationships no more
A bf at perfect kissing height, only an inch or two taller than me would be nice.
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>>34483304
4chan is a predominantly red button website
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>>34483307
I'm a tall guy and I like short girls but I also like tall girls!
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>>34483307
You foids are the ones who created the height obsession.
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>>34483307
Size difference kinks have done irreparable damage to humanity as a whole
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>>34483309
I read this in the same cadence as that one Mark Normand joke about grape juice
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>>34483307
my general rule for girls is 5'11 and over
im 6' tall so...
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>>34483286
i feel like that has to be entirely ego based
just logically you'd have to imagine sex does not feel as good if you cant go all the way no?
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>>34483314
god bless u
>>
My room smells like man musk (my musk).
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>>34483304
low iq -> blue
midwits -> red
high iq -> blue
same as anything else in life
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A gf at perfect forehead kissing height, only 4 inches taller than me, would be nice.
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>>34483320
Gay
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dont copy my posts bitch
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WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE COULD WAKE UP
IN THE MORNING WHEN THE DAY IS NEW
AND AFTER HAVING SPENT THE DAY TOGETHER
HOLD EACH OTHER CLOSE THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH
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I don't see anything wrong with these? Are all women crazy?
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>>34483329
>2021
Nigga get a damn life
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>>34483329
Reasonable:
>Boundaryless inappropriate friendships with model
>To Post sexual pictures
The rest are batshit crazy.
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Women thoughts on surfing with men
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>>34483304
M
Blue. Most people will push it.
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Have you ever had mono?
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i sometimes wonder if i'm being wasted on my bf since he's very liberal and everything, and according to his words wouldn't even mind dating a woman who uses OF, when i have no male friends, no male acquintances, no social media, haven't ever posted pictures of myself anywhere online, and no need to go out lmao (i grew up sheltered)
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>>34483304
what?
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>>34483344
Pretty sure I had it in college.
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>>34483344
Mono what
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>>34483345
I'm sure he loves you. Would you rather ha a chud?
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>>34483345
I hate this virtuous virgin incel phenomenon where dumb kids brag about not having done something they missed out on by coincidence
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>>34483335
Why? They're all reasonable if you're in a relationship.
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>>34483352
I think its government name is mononucleosis
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Men can't lie about cumming, you can just check if they ejaculated.

Women can lie because they don't ejaculate anything, squirting is just pee and a porn myth.

Men can never really know for sure if they're actually making the women feel good. We have to take their word, and the word of a woman is not worth much. Sad and unfair?
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>>34483354
I don't think that's what she's doing, in this case. The post doesn't read like that to me.
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>>34483280
It doesn't even work like that though the space inside magically expands when she gets aroused. I can poke my cervix when I put in a tampon but can take an 8 inch dick.
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Have any men here dated another man before, or all the bis just women?
Talking serious dating and not just hookups
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>>34483361
>Men can never really know for sure if they're actually making the women feel good.
We can if we’re not clueless. There are pretty obvious physical signs of their orgasms.
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>>34483361
The way I would look at it, if she cares enough to lie about it I must be doing *something* right.
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>>34483367
That's what they want you to believe
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>>34483368
Lmao
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>>34483361
That's retarded. My bf can tell when I orgasm every time, and he can even tell when I'm getting close. But maybe that's because he knows me well in general.
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>>34483361
Why would you care about a female cumming? Your pleasure is most important.
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>>34483364
Then you definitely don't need to worry about a short vagina.
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men would u let a girl who drinks root beer give u a hand job
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>>34483375
How are you gonna keep getting pleasure if no one wants sex with you?
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>>34483379
Yis
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>>34483371
nta but if a woman is willing to fake the contractions that come with their orgasm then I'm unbothered
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>>34483379
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>>34483379
absolutely not
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>>34483379
no ew wtf
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>>34483379
Go fuck yourself femanon, I do NOT need another ridiculously specific fetish right now
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>>34483354
he does, i wasn't being very serious lol
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My life revolves around atoga
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>>34483387
Imagine: oliet bangs in one hand, your schmeat in the other
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Are women more tsundere than men?
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>>34483385
>>34483386
Why not?
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>>34483345
This post is fake and made to make incels seethe.

>I am the perfect woman for an incel but I already have a liberal bf tehee
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>>34483393
>oliet bangs
I have no clue what 3rd world country you come from but begone wench. I will not get hard at the sight of a woman holding a canned beverage.
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>>34483396
silly questions get silly answers
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>>34483393
>oily bangs femanon giving me a handy while we watch anime on the couch
goals
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>>34483401
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>>34483396
lack of morals
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Are femanons ovulating?
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I would give anything to eat her pussy.
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>>34483413
Actually I probably am
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>>34483411
I’d be so hard you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between the can and the cock
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>>34483380
Sex isn't meant to feel good for females. If she likes you, she will fuck you.
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Now that I think about it, she's actually pretty lame
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>>34483392
Atoga
Atoga
On my mind
Atoga

Atoga
Atoga
Oh my
Atoga
Oooh
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>>34483407
i didn't need to be called out by anon's misreading wut
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Women
Why do you shit test?
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>>34483395
i am, and i like tsundere men. bad combo.
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>>34483401
I just wanted an excuse to type oliet bangs again
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Women have you ever had PMS and what was it like
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>>34483425
Toxic ass relationship
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This Monday I'm going to do a follow up asking the place ai applied to work to at least give me a rejection instead of ghosting. I understand a woman doing it but the day I let a faceless corporation ignore me is the day I die.
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>>34483430
It was bad
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Who is oliet bangs
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I dont want to kill the mood but its a bottle not a can
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>>34483423
No I read that right, I just took it in a different direction you greasy girl
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>>34483427
What are your demons like?
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Why are there so many pedos in Australia
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>>34483436
It’s diet bargs root beer. If Google Translate hasn’t led me astray it’s Maltese.
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>>34483435
Elaborate?
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>>34483399
I mean, that was kinda my joke. but it is also my real life lmao. he also grew up on image boards so it's okay he still has a good humor. I just get tired of his "listen what a good person I am" lib tirades sometimes, but that's hardly a serious "flaw" for a man when normally women seem to end up with abusers and mean dudes.
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>>34483443
It is, no joke, an island filled with the descendants of criminals.
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>>34483436
It’s a finely aged meme
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>>34483421
you thinking about meeee?
*puppy eyes*
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>>34483443
well... white population, white behavior.
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I'm basically walking woman repellant because I'm not abusive and/or fun
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>>34483444
>Bargs
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I've been a software engineer for close to 10 years now and I've yet to meet a female engineer who is a better programmer/systems architect than me. They're competent at best. I know they exist, there's that aerospace engineer foid from youtube that seems to be a borderline genious but I want to meet one of those in real life.
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>>34483454
And it’s apparently Maltese? News to me
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>>34483453
Being fun requires being chill, the opposite of abusive, fag anon.
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>>34483446
Uncontrollable anger, or sorrow, or depression, or nothing
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>>34483452
An indigenous man just got arrested for raping and killing a 5 year old
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>>34483448
This smooth brain thought he was clever by posting something that everyone knows.
>NO JOKE, YOU GUYS WON'T BELIEVE THIS!!! DID YOU KNOW... AUSTRALIA... LE CRIMINAL ISLAND??? NOW YOU KNOW!!!
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>>34483431
more like never ending up together with anyone because neither ever approaches the other
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>>34483459
Did it ever make you do anything crazy?
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>>34483241
wow thanks :D
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>>34483467
I love these little shits but they're so expensive
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what on earth is it about the "shy uwu boy" meme that makes women fall for it, i have legitimately observed this phenomena several times personally so it isnt just an internet thing, what about this behavior is so enticing? I do not get it at all
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my cock is the same length as a monster can
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>>34483477
don't know but it got me an egf, which is not very impressive desu
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>>34483451
I'm thinking of (you)
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>>34483473
Its gotten me into fights with family I guess
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anons on r9k wouldn't believe me when i told them i'm brown even after seeing the pictures
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>>34483487
If you post on r9k, you should be automatically banned from posting on all other boards for at least a month.
Same goes for poltards.
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>>34483478
I thought monster cans were big but they're just 6.2 inches. When I look at my cock it looks so tiny at 7.1 inches. Not sure why monster can became a dick measuring meme, it's just average
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>>34483489
i'm not an incel though, I only make nice threads
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>>34483492
they are 6.9
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>>34483493
>i'm
You're a r9k shitter.
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>>34483498
:(
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>>34483492
>When I look at my cock it looks so tiny at 7.1 inches.
because penises even at the statistical high end aren't "big" the way people might intuitively think
but imagine having an actual 4 inch penis, now you understand why 7 is suddenly seen as good.
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I have an even one foot penis
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penis size obsession is a homosexuality indicator
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>tfw accepting my ex really did love me was the key to feeling at peace after breaking up
Who'd have thought it?
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>>34483489
im pretty sure nobody actually posts on /pol/ any more, it's literally just bots and 10-20 mentally ill third worlders responding to bot-crafted xitter bait
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>>34483485
What about normal periods?
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I used to think my four incher was an okay size before I ended up on atoga.
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>>34483513
I feel normal maybe horny at best
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>>34483459
>Uncontrollable
What if your bf would just tie you up?
Or put you into a burrito blanket?
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>>34483481
E-relationships are for people who are too ugly for irl relationships.
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June 11th
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>>34483520
That's close to my birthday!
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>>34483520
May 4th
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>>34483506
Is it? I thought the whole purpose of men wishing for bigger and girthier dicks is so they could more easily pleasure women. Wanting your gf to have orgasms is gay?
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>>34483522
Same wtf
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i wish it was as easy for women to make friends as it is for men to make friends
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>>34483516
Isn't that an ovulation thing, how does that make you feel?
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>>34483524
thinking about other men's dicks is gay, yes
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>>34483526
yeah it's annoying. my only friends are my sis and atoga.
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>>34483515
as long as it works you are fine brother
penis size fear in >99% of cases is a meme that only even happens due to porn warping the mind

the REAL killer that doesn't get nearly enough discussion is ED, that one unfortunately is as bad as people say and often worse
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>>34483519
I've had real relationships but you are not wrong
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I had to put some sour cream on my lentils because I used too much salt on them
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Do women share handjob/blowjob tips and tricks?
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>>34483534
I've been meaning to buy sour cherries today, but the shops are already closed.
I read they have a high melatonin/serotonin amount.
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I found her old Myspace page.
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he had to put sour cream on his lentils because he used too much salt on them
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https://youtu.be/guHoS3lCpc0
Would?
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>>34483518
I don't know
>>34483528
Ovulation I usually feel depressed. Something got switched up with my hormonal cycle and sometimes it's normal sometimes not
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>>34483536
Only with my gf.
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I went outside wearing sunglasses the other day and noticed a lot of girls looking at me, it made me uncomfortable :(
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>>34483542
Well, give it a try.
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>>34483542
Female hormones are crazy.
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>>34483541
Indians will fuck anything
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>>34483533
I understand. I can get hotter girls online.
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>>34483523
boostin my adrenalieee
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>>34483546
I think people think people wearing sunglasses are looking at them, that's why they look.
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If she turned into a worm I would slurp her up with spaghetti sauce
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>>34483542
>>34483548
To what extent can a woman's behavior be excused by the ovulation cycle? That is the question.
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>>34483547
Can't, no bf
>>34483548
I personally think all the endocrine disrupters pumped into everything I breathe and touch and eat and drink are crazy but whatever
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>>34483553
nta, then why do they always look away when I look at them without sunglasses?
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>>34483556
>Can't, no bf
Well we can try-
>endocrine disrupters pumped into everything
...nevermind, good luck.
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>>34483553
I was looking straight ahead the entire time
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>>34483555
100%? I can still fully control myself even at my worst PMDD/PMS. But I can't control my emotions
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if he turned into a worm i'd build him an enclosure in my room to keep him safe and feed him crushed up crackers with hummus
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>>34483559
I wouldn't date someone who thinks that basic fact is crazy
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>>34483558
Direct eye contact with men makes especially women nervous I suppose, sunglasses don't have the same effect
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>>34483567
people always tell me to make eye contact but every time I do I feel like I make them uncomfortable and then I get uncomfortable
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Women, would you forgive Omniman if you were his wife?
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>>34483570
Autismos never do it entirely right I hear, such as staring a little too intensely.
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>>34483564
I know humans apply a ton of shit to nature just to improve the harvest and I try to buy good, local produce most of the time, especially for cooking.

But the way you just threw it out there was so random and funny. lol
Posting on 4chan should probably be a bigger red flag though.
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>>34483572
i dislike this show. love devilman and other series that have gore but this show felt like an excuse to show as much gore as possible with no artistic merit, i quit it way back lol.
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>>34483573
how do I stare less intensely?
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>>34483556
What don't you love xenoestrogens
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>>34483578
I didn't say you do. Just an example that came into mind.
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>>34483575
Man it's no use doing that. I do it too but it's just damage control at this point. Even local produce uses pesticides, or the ground it was grown in was exposed to horrible pollution, or the animals are pumped full of hormones or stressed out, and everything I own is probably covered in weird sealants and plastics, and the water is being run through deteriorating metal/lead pipes, and when I go outside I'm breathing car exhaust and vape fumes. Theres a lot I try to do to counteract it but it will never make it all go away
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>>34483577
I hope you are talking about the devilman ova or the manga and not that garbage modern adaptation
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Women
Why is desperation so unattractive to you?
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>>34483572
Qrd
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>>34483526
The problem is that women overthink social situations too much, but I guess foids don't have the luxury of just going with the flow out of fear of being raped and dumped in a river.
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>>34483572
Women would be more forgiving of a genocidal alien who deceived her for their entire marriage and planned the annihilation of our species than a guy who voted for Trump
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>>34483583
yeah manga + ova, i would never touch that weird ass modernized netflix show with a ten foot pole lmao
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>>34483587
The difference is he's attractive
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>>34483584
It’s unattractive to everyone
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>>34483588
good! :D
I watched the netflix adaptation out of morbid curiosity and I regret it deeply, fucking garbage show made me watch a gay sex scene
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>>34483587
i wouldn't mind that as long as he isn't the type who whines all the time (a lot of right wing guys are argumentative and whiny). but if he just likes racist jokes and is chill, doesn't cry about politics all day, that'd be good.
>t. not american
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>>34483572
Don’t know who that is
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>>34483585
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men are you scared of any fictional things?
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>>34483477
Idk what that is
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>>34483592
i got enough when i watched the 2016 berserk slop for the same reason. i hope you have recovered.
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>>34483598
Yeah women
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>>34483582
>it will never make it all go away
Yeah and I think that's ok.
The only otion would be to go and try to live on some deserted island.
Humanity is just inherently interlinked with pollution and exploiting nature. Of course that does not mean humanity has to go 110% as we have been especially for the past couple hundred years, but you have to pick your fights and what is feasible for you personally.

Coincidentally, this reminds me of history of the HMS Bounty mutineers btw, who settled on the (mostly) uninhabited islands Pitcairn and later Norfolk. An exceptionally interesting story.
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>>34483601
im not scary



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