Cross Species Edition
Is there an anon that has the webm of a buff smashed and slammed ginger kitten crawling out of a box and chasing the camera man?
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>>4881116Bless you anon
>>4881793she has maybe 3 months left to live
>>4881793>Healthy
>>4881032>>4881122>>4881810They’re doing this to Sphinx cats now?Can we please kill these people? Please?
>>4881814The skeem will come for all animal species
>>4881793>grey eyesCataracts.
>>4881841The dog is better looking than the spic holding him
>>4881793These "micro bullies" are just abhorrently inbred pitbulls. Boston Terriers ad French Bulldogs came to be the same exact way. What is even the point of doing it again?
So I get that the best toadlines have their skeemseed (fresh and frozen) collected from their bodies and stored indefinitely to refresh/further inbreed the lineage as needed, but who are the biggest providers? Who are the primarchs of the toadline chapters?
>>4881939>pit bullsthere is no way these guys are coming out of APBT and AmStaff stock with ears straight out of a frenchie. I remember some anon here found the earliest exotic bully, and it already had the frenchie ears and muzzle. There's no way they didn't outcross more. Pic relMy money is on Frenchies and Eng Bulldogs for the wide set chest.>>4881814The cattery making the bully cats is called Bullbinos. A sphinx cat mixed with a munchkin to produce a munchkin sphinx is called a Bambino. I think the cat in those pictures is named King Racks.>>4882157I know a lot of kennel clubs that want to recognize smaller American Bullies but distance themselves from Exotic Bullies will simply have an outright ban against Mr. Miagi bloodlines. The dogs were so inbred, I guess most of them can be traced back to Mr. Miagi
>>4881911??? nigga that is one of the most hideous toadlines i've ever seen. it looks diseased. where's its hair? it looks like it all fell out.
>>4882185>tfw humanity in the future will have the means to keep a BRICKLINE alive
>>4882187And CEMENTING BRICKLINE's place in nature
>>4882187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLg_wp0IXoI
>>4882198Why is he black when the guy is clearly white? White people don't like to pretend trailer trash meth heads are real?
>>4882200It's part of the skeem, you wouldn't get it
>>4881793>1 year oldSo at the end of her life, got it.
>>4882198Made for this threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnAhe_JWdhk
>>4882187WHAT IS THATLiteral smashed collision?Particle accelerator?
>>4881841Ugly motherfucker mad at the world
>>4881116thats air btw, not muscle
>>4882358two stillborn toadlines, one literally FUSED with the other anon
these could go really hard if it wasn’t for the health issues caused by inbreeding
>>4882350Didn't even try to make the toadie look intimidating like most
>>4882348he looks particularly retardedprobably too dumb to feel the joint pain
YOU WILL POST ZE CHART
>>4882502You mean the health issues caused by inbreeding and their morphology? No such thing as a healthy toad.
>>4882340Why he's holding him like that? He won't escape far
>>4882538Probably it's permanently oxygen deprived so badly it's high all the time.
>>4882623They tip over if they're not supported, that's why the owners always hold them up when presenting them.
>>4882200double digit IQ NAPA
>>4882628Good to know they can't even walk straight, guess the single thing they can do well is die at young age.
>>4881810WRINKLED AND CREASED 4X SCROTELINE GATTOSON OF ELBOW AND RAISIN KING
Someone post the family tree
>>4882187
>>4882632You forgot the "reduced their polygons" step
>>4882632so...just a vague pomeranian?
>>4882938Trauma is back
>>4882200I drew him as black because I found it funnier that way.
>they're juicing up the toads to cum even more
>>4883161>Numbers don't lie
>>4883073It should be a tatted up 3rd generation Mexican. I honest to god do not see many blacks into the skeem; I think the breeding requires too much planning.>>4882628>>4882645This appears to be an exaggerated stance used in pit bull types that is highly looked down on and considered a BYB stack, pic related. Basically they are exaggerating the forward lean by pulling back on the leash to make them appear more top/front heavy. I can't really tell from this angle and even from a side angle IDK if it would be easy to tell due to the form of the dog.
>>4883161>400-200>for those that don't know what that meansHoly shit
Breeding creatures to be like this physically is absolutely depraved and evil. These people are genuine monsters. I want a dog to be as physically healthy and strong as possible, these fuckers don't deserve to be alive.
imagine 4chan if the /r9k/ unique message requirement applied to all boards
New thread lore
>>4883669>every masterpiece has its cheap copy
>>4883594r9k is somehow more miserable than lives of toadlines
>>4883669I like this one I feel like there's a spark of intelligence in him He looks like he's pondering about his life
>>4883695He's still not oxygen deprived
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>>4883703It seems toads without breathing problems are more aware of their situations thanks to them getting the needed oxygen to their brains
>>4883901this will never not be the saddest toadnigga trying SO hard just to keep his shit together but you can tell he knows about the hand that life dealt himthe self aware toads would be justified in mauling toddlers, if their bodies were capable of it
>>4883703>mfw i sit on a box of my own coom
>>4884179>a challenger appears!
SAAR DO NOT RESKEEM BASTARD BITCH BLOODY SMASH YOU LATER?
>>4881810they have their charm, i mean they look like some truly evil motherfuckers.
>>4883669The resemblance to frenchies is uncanny when they don't crop their ears
>>4882200You wasted 3 dubs on a midwit take.Hope you die a horrible death.
>>4884408that's because a lot of them have genestock from both french and english bulldogs.
>>4884195Nigga can't even move>>4884197The skeem cave...>>4884202Disgusting, they really chose the most unflattering photo of this creature
>>4882200Wasted dubs, you haven't seen the webm's
https://youtu.be/woHtuw_xtcc
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>>4884843
INSHALLA IT SHALL BE SMASHED AND SLAMMED BROTHERhttps://youtu.be/fe8qRj12OhY
>>4884447then post them, most of what I see are mexicans and some whites.
>>4884941Most of the breeders are black
>>4882200>White people don't like to pretend trailer trash meth heads are real?pretty much. you can post 5 pictures of white trash handling toadies and get no comments, but post 1 picture of a minority handling them you'll get them saying "why are minorities so obsessed with the skeem???" you have to remember these incels don't live in reality. anything that conflicts with their headcanons they just ignore. to anyone with an IQ with more than 2 digits, it's obvious that toadlines are mostly handled by poor/working class people of all skin colors.
>>4884955Sorry but I keep my niggas in on the skeem
>>4881032The dimetrodon will walk the Earth again.
>>4884946then you need to actually post more black handlers because it looks like you're cherry picking, when this thread has like 70 images of smashed dogs and only like 5 black owners.
>>4884985Jesus fucking Christ.
>>4884985nigga, these lil niggas already cant breathe, dont cover their face if you want them to live more than 6 months.
>>4884983
>>4884985dindu ruffins: smashed and slammed edition
>>4885016Yeah I’m not posting videos of niggas jelking dogs and most of my niggas don’t post pictures of themselves. Shit nigga I doubt you even met the photographer nigga he a real g and understands to tell them dumbasses we only need to see the merchandise
Would you take the class?
>>4883161>#bapeblood
>>4883161What actually is the point of this though? Did they think this through?I assume toadline breeders don't have assured coverages like horse studs (I.E that you can keep breeding a stallion to a mare for one charge until she is in foal), so surely having a lower sperm count would result in failed takings of the sperm, resulting in more people buying semen until it takes, right? Yeah it's unethical business practice but I think we're way past that here.
>>4884183>CUM-OLOGISTYou cant make this shit up
>>4885435Looks like ghoul
>>4884985oh wow that could actually kill the dog
>>4881116Christ in staples. This smashed and slamed trend is a abomination. Ok I didnt give much of a damn about pit bulls but cats thats a line thats going to far .
>>4884844>>4884845Those fucking ads. kek
>>4882165>there is no way these guys are coming out of APBT and AmStaff stock with ears straight out of a frenchie>My money is on Frenchies and Eng Bulldogs for the wide set chest.>>4884408The resemblance to frenchies is uncanny when they don't crop their earsThat makes so much sense. If they were just carefully selectively smaller bred APBT/Amstaffs they should look a lot like the reasonable English STB rather than the strange retardations we see.
>>4884985The worst part about this is that those deformed and in constant pain abominations still turn towards his face and try to lick him through the masks while nearly dying from suffocation.
>>4881116when he fards the whole house is gonna come down
>>4884200would love to have seen the replies
>>4884200>>4885732found it (sorta)https://archived.moe/an/search/text/4774526
>>4884841>>4884843>>4884844Someone show /dbs/ this, I think it would be funny
>>4884983Always remember, if the toadie can breathe properly then it's able to comprehend its fucked situation
>>4885434Ah shit ancient gottyline skeem, does the gottyline still exist?
>>4885761Never mind, just looked it up and the current gottyline bully is one named Dax, also apparently the gottyline was bred for better temperament meaning toadies probably can't even seek revenge because their blood goes back to Juan Gotty
>>4885732>>4885733Original is here https://archived.moe/an/thread/2912599/#2929438
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>>4885733>>4885815Why do you use the malware-ad-ridden mess that is .moe?
>>4885579>it's unethical business practiceThis whole entire thing is a business. People aren't breeding these dogs to create a better lineage, they are all in it for the skeem. They also need content - the successful ones are content creators before they are breeders, and making big cums is bragworthy. It drives up demand on their dogs so others can buy a male and think they will have a good chance at breeding too.Although honestly I thought they were going to end that with being able to sell more straws of semen, not give free semen away.>>4885715When you start to look at the more exaggerated English Bulldogs, there is quite a resemblance in their wide chest and legs set off the the sides rather than beneath them. If there is any real pit bull type breeds in these dogs, it's solely for clout.
>>4885699toxo patient spotted. commence nasal sounding
>>4885817Really wish that the anon making that family tree would return...
>>4886134kys consolewar faggot
>>4884983Humiliation ritual
>>4886226I don't feel the need to think about suicide. my dog keeps me happy, have fun drowning in toxo and cat smell
>>4881032Those eyes are the eyes of a cat that hates it’s existence but hates even more those who created it . You see the toad line dogs seems to have accepted their fate but not this cat his kind was once worshiped by Egyptians only to be reduced to a vile toad like abomination. but the fury of vengeance still burns in its eyes yearning for revenge against it makers. You don’t see these eyes in any of the toad dogs
>>4884185Fentanyl ? WTF .? Are these the names they give to these abominations? This subculture is fucked.
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>>4886294
>>4886296
>>4886294Christ I’m at the point where I can turn back forget about toad breeds and all the horrors but that awful curiosity has a hook in me the same impulse that makes you gawk at traffic accident in morbid curiosity.
>>4886298
>>4886298Titty boi ain’t the bad lookin
>>4886229>nigbull proteinI can't fucking tell if that's for him or the dog kek
>>4886365Nah nigga, the only thing skeemers see in these things is MONEY
>>4886303Is Fentanyl .Jr still alive?
>>4886287>Needs a dog to be "happy">Doesnt have have thumbsKWAB>>4886365You joke but some toadline breeders actually do masturbate the anus. I don't remember why, but it's not sexual.
>>4886287Obsessed
>>4886292>This subculture is fucked.And it was the names that led you to this conclusion?
>>4886373He is, unlike his father
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>>4886385>>4886407>>4886446ok lol, my dog is still better than your piss reeking cats cope however y'all want
>>4886456Sure, buzzword spouting retard.
>>4886462pee-yew, this post is just rank with cat urine and homosexuality
>>4882187horrors beyond my comprehension
>>4885699>YES GENETICALLY RUIN DOGS FOREVER>no not cats, now they'll be just as useless as before, but actually less aggressive!Anything that is not a dog like a husky, shiba, akita, aussie, german shepherd, border collie, or heeler should be eradicated.
>>4886580Yes, I also think that huskies, akitas, shibas, aussies, German shepherd's, border collies, and heelers should be eradicated. Simply to spite insufferable, illiterate dumb fucks like yourself.
>>4881939Micro bullies are literally just French Bulldogs (with some smashing slamming and maybe some pocket bully) you can tell by the "bat ears". There's basically less than 5% pitbull admixture - even the non smashed and slammed bullies are maybe 25 % AST admixture (50% in the case of "classic")
>>4886587>I want to be evil and kill healthy naimals because it would make you mad and i don't like youCongratulations on being a psychopathic child. I'm sure you'll make a wonderful school shooter some day. Either that or a tranny, your type only goes two ways.But I'm speaking about removing deformities from the gene pool of a domesticated animal to improve the overall welfare of an overpopulated species that needs a cull anyways.
>>4885715The most "conservative" classic bully already has fairly high English Bulldog and American Bulldog admixture (along with AST). Any of the further modifications have mastiffs, probably some Dogue de Bordeaux. No one will admit this because retards want to market a 160lbs "pitbull" but you wouldn't even selectively breed a "classic" bully from even the AST, the bone mass is not there, but again there's some weird "purists" that pretend they're AST/APBT only foundation stock
>>4881032is this the end game?
>>4886021There is some minimal APBT/AST in there, just from the tell tale eyes and the face shape still has some "pitbull", the "smooth" coat suggests a little bit of AST admixture.
>>4886593The more I see these guys the more I think they are actually healthier French Bulldogs with a muzzle.>>4886618>smooth coatYou mean, single short hair coat? Which, most short hair dogs have?
I was there for the early smashed threads, these dogs have been looking more and more miserable over the years.Compare the latest skeems with Staypuft (RIP).
>>4886450Why do toadies who keep their ears look like goblins?
>>4886621that is one hateful bastard lmao
>>4886815Those capable of getting enough oxygen to their brains tend to be, sadly they won't be able to use that brain since the toadlines came from the gottiline which was actually bred to fix the behavior problems of the pitbull meaning it probably can't even think of revenge
I unironically want to breed Toads so badly, but not with other Toads. I want to mix them with other stupid breeds like the Chinese Crested to make the most repulsive, primordial synapsid dog possible. I want us to get to the point where you can't even tell it came from a dog, much less a wolf.
any smart dogs sporting a chain around here?
>>4886840follow your passion anon
>>4886466this posters dog is SMASHED AND SLAMMED
Someone make an image comparing Notorious Juan Gotty to a recent Toadline
>>4886840>I unironically want to torture Toads so badly, but not with fists. I want to beat them with other stupid shit like chains to make the most broken, bleeding all over dog possible. I want to get to the point where you can't even tell it could breathe at some point, let alone walk.this is what you sound like fyi
>>4886984this guy?
>>4887023>Wants to prevent Toads from inbreeding with each other>Wants to increase Toad genetic diversity >Wants to improve their health by crossing with healthy breeds>Wants all breeds to graced by Mr. Miyagi's genes>Wants international smashing and slamming
>>4887071Yes, Juan Gotty is the bully who gave the Gottiline its namesake and the Toadline descended from the Gottiline
>>4886840i wanna see what happens when you breed a male toad and female mastif
>>4886831i come here to enjoy dog-genics not feel guilty for bumping these threads, I'm not crying but that's just sad
>>4887071>legs under the bodyugh old bullies were so cringe. dont post that boomer shit here
>>4887023i want to make an entire faith around EXTREME EXOTIC BULLIES where punishment for a bad life is being reborn into one of these things and skeemers are seen as an evil but necessary part of society as without sufficient bullies the evil souls will be free to reincarnate into the kin. The explosion of the bully population is a prerequisite for the banishment of evil from man, yet the process of bully creation itself is a thing of evil. deep shit man.
>>4887214Larger version
>>4885957What else to use?
there were wolves once, taken by the dark powers, smashed and slammed, a ruined and terrible form of life.
>>4887359>Do you know how the Toadline first came into being?>They were wolves once...>Taken by the ghetto powers.>SMASHED and SLAMMED.>A deformed, suffocating form of life.>And now... EXOTIC...>My fighting microbully, who do you serve?>THE SKEEM
>>4887359>the gloveshe's about to jerk it off isnt hehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi7yWdF7m_s
>>4881032well guys?
>>4887441oh jeez that's thing I never needed to know or see
>>4887359it cant even fucking wag its tail correctly, god weeps
>>4887389Kek
>>4887389lol
>>4881032Hawk Toa-d smash and slam that thang
>8x Bape 5x Paintballis this a new star in the making?
>>4881032>>4881116I sure fucking hope this thing is not real
>>4887441>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi7yWdF7m_sYou know, this video made me realize that the toad breeding pyramid skeem isn't much different from how breeding pokemon with perfect IVs to sale in pokemmo was like, except they're breeding inbred reject pokemons with 0 all IVs to sell for exuberant prices. Grim.
>>4887359I am wondering if these forms are exaggerated by Rickets? Because this stance looks a lot like Rickets that wasn't addressed.You can actually cause rickets by giving puppies way too much calcium and phosphorus. And lord knows these breeders shill their supplements. Pic related is a puppy with Rickets. It can actually be corrected if caught young enough.
>>4887459
>>4887739>skeem
>>4887796hownew.ru
>>4887739and that’s why I exclusively stick to fangames where i can use debug mode to avoid IVshit entirelyuseless fucking mechanic that serves no gameplay purpose and actively goes against the spirit of pokemon
>>4884057what the fuck
SMASHED AND SLAMMED INTO OBLIVION
>>4888709BONE GIRTH INSUFFICIENT
>>4884057HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>4884057Looks like fucking cgi
>>4886294i think this is the worst name so far
Ah yes, fresh toad oil!
>>48889734X VODKA 3X CIDER UNDISTILLED PURE BULLYCHOL 99% METHANOL GUARANTEED TO SMASH AND SLAM YOUR VISION
>>4888916its fitting. look at that pose. that bitch is a fucking whore.
>>4881810Peak Gollum-maxxing
>>4888973What the fuck is happening here?
>>4889261Another wonderful side effect of all the smashing and slamming. Females in heat are prone to having blood build up in their vaginal canal, so they need to get drained.
>>4889265any chinese skeemers here know what value toad blood has? what disease can i cure with toad oil? what about bile, can i harvest that like they do with the bears that have plugs in them?just trying to find a use for my culltoads who aren't smashed enough.
>>4886617Kek.
>>4881810Black people don't want to admit they want a pet cus empathy and cuddling an animal is gay so they breed these monstrosities.That poor grimlin is functionally useless when it comes to attack levels.
have a SMASHED and SLAMMED day
>>4889731Reminds me of hanging troonjak
>>4890560Happy slamming to you
Include toadline in the OP dumbass. Almost made a thread.
>>4881841This thing looks like an irradiated sealion
>>4890791toadlines have fallentoadline.com is downstaypuft will never be returned
>>4891240The legacy lives. The skeem must go on.
>>4881809"safe and effective"
>>48915322 more weeks!
>>4891128>$200-500I can get a puppy on the right for free today, tomorrow, and next week.
>>4884057THIS CANT BE REAL
>>4884057Looks like an alien
is it possible
>>4891955its possible for any vertebrate, since all of them have the possibility to reactivate the genes for more primitive limb developmenthttps://youtu.be/uZWTqBbpi_Enot a perfect example, but the idea is the splayed sort of limbs you see on, of course, toads and salamanders, instead of the more advanced straight limbs on most mammals
How logn does one of those "dogs" live? And how much money do you have to spend on the vet to keep them alive?
>>4892053Anywhere from 9 months to 6 years depending on quality of care and severity of deformations.
>>4891955>>4891985No No stop this smashing and slamming trend is literally the slippery slope to man made horrors beyond comprehension.
>>4882340he reminds me of Wailord
Are there Halloween themed toadlines?
>>4891955genghis khan would appreciate the right one.
https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1728812399006846.webmNot a toad but I think it belongs here
>>4887739It's impossible to read these threads without thinking of all the rejects I've released from gen 3 to 7, must be well over 10 000
>>4891955absolutely.
>>4882358>mfw toadies are being bred at CERN for maximum atomic level SMASHING n SLAMMING
>>4891955Arabians are getting pretty close to the right
>>4892631Forgot pic
>>4887779Probably. Might be worth checking out the ingredients on the bully max chow
>>4892633wtf that looks like some weird alien horse
>>4892838Yeah, the dwarf horses get even more smashed
>>4892634Bully Max isn't really too extreme on the vitamins, it is very basic bare bones supplement, basically on par with the normal all life stages dog food. This is supported by the fact that it is AAFCO compliant. I'm thinking they are either ODing puppies on basic supps like Bully Max, or using some of the more extreme supplements that have a calcium over 2% or a Calcium/Phosphorus ratio over 2:1I found some Bully Vita supplements on eBay that has 6%+ calcium, over 2x the max that AAFCO allows. Haven't found one yet that has a ratio of over 2:1 Ca:Phos but I'm betting some stupid tik tokers that sell their supplements might get close.
>>4881841Dog (female) made in a current year video game character creator
I hate that these creatures moved onto cats, ruining the Dog wasn't enough now you must bring this cursed existence to other animals too?One fears the SQUASHED, and SQUISHED Parrots, or the SLAMMIFACATION of a Dolphin! THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
>>4892932honse
>>4892932now I want to see midgets doing smashed horse races
>>4882623gotta keep the bitey parts away, somehow that's all that works properly
>>48840572X AYN RAND 3X BUSCEMI 6X HABSBURG
>>4893210Honestly I feel like dogs and cats are some of the last animals to be smashed and slammed horrifically. Pic related is an American Fantail Pigeon and can't eat on their own let alone feed offspring.
>>4893210>>4893975
>>4892932
>>4885716That's brutal anon well spotted
>>4892633Oh yeah arabians have it rough.
>>4895093
HIS SOUL CANNOT MOVE ON
>>4882187>>4886472When did you realize that the dark side of humanity was indistinguishable from black magic
Mr. Miagi is OP
>>4885427the one time I actually hope for a school shooter.
>>4895107
>>4887359This is not cool this dog is severely handicapped. Shame on the breeders and owners who ok this type of bullshit.
toadlinemon wheni’ll make it myself if I have to
>>4895432no point in dumb breeding, miagi is already perfection achieved, just clone an army out of his genes.
>>4895484there's enough trading card games as is why not one more
>>4895432What's the casting cost?
>>4895683you can't afford it (i forgot to add casting costs on my first batch)
>>4895623nah I’m talking about making an actual vidya game where you go around and collect & battle with toadline bulliesI have RPG maker XP and the pokemon essentials plugin is theoretically idiot proofed; what’s the worst that could happen?
we need to fill this out for toadlines
>>4896674None of these fucked up mutant dogs have the brainpower to become villains of any sort.
>>4896856I'm honestly surprised the owners have the mental ability to breed the monstrosities they created.
>>4896993Well all they really need is a plastic bag and a glorified turkey baster.
>>4895925With proper spritework and shit? I'd contribute to a crowdfund.
I get that it's a PYRAMID SKEEM, but I just don't understand who the breeders are actually SKEEMing? They can barely move on their own, they're closer to a house plant than a pet, let alone a badass junkyard guard dog. Who sees these things and determines they want to buy one, and why?
>>4886373Yes, barely
>Inside the world of organised crime and extreme dog breedinghttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64346415.amp
>OINK
>>4897497now we just need to make it bigger and fatter.
With how wide and squat these dogs are getting, you'd think the people buying them would skip right to getting igauanas. Are there any smashed and/or slammed lizards out there? I pray not.
>>4897490i love the ones who have the permanent "really, nigger?" look
>>4897450That's an actual fucking gremlin. That is not a dog.
>>4897497>>4897516Is this why the chinese are investing money into the skeem? They're planning on farming dogs for meat aren't they?
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