Cross Species Edition
Is there an anon that has the webm of a buff smashed and slammed ginger kitten crawling out of a box and chasing the camera man?
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>>4881116Bless you anon
>>4881793she has maybe 3 months left to live
>>4881793>Healthy
>>4881032>>4881122>>4881810They’re doing this to Sphinx cats now?Can we please kill these people? Please?
>>4881814The skeem will come for all animal species
>>4881793>grey eyesCataracts.
>>4881841The dog is better looking than the spic holding him
>>4881793These "micro bullies" are just abhorrently inbred pitbulls. Boston Terriers ad French Bulldogs came to be the same exact way. What is even the point of doing it again?
>>4881810INTRODUCING SCROTELINE BALLBAG>>4881841So I guess vitiligo looks disgusting on animals too. I was convinced they could pull it off.>>4881916>Why do subhumans who can't even imagine how they themselves would feel if they hadn't eaten breakfast that morning not feel bad about making other living creatures suffer?>>4881939It's like a pyramid skeem
So I get that the best toadlines have their skeemseed (fresh and frozen) collected from their bodies and stored indefinitely to refresh/further inbreed the lineage as needed, but who are the biggest providers? Who are the primarchs of the toadline chapters?
>>4881939>pit bullsthere is no way these guys are coming out of APBT and AmStaff stock with ears straight out of a frenchie. I remember some anon here found the earliest exotic bully, and it already had the frenchie ears and muzzle. There's no way they didn't outcross more. Pic relMy money is on Frenchies and Eng Bulldogs for the wide set chest.>>4881814The cattery making the bully cats is called Bullbinos. A sphinx cat mixed with a munchkin to produce a munchkin sphinx is called a Bambino. I think the cat in those pictures is named King Racks.>>4882157I know a lot of kennel clubs that want to recognize smaller American Bullies but distance themselves from Exotic Bullies will simply have an outright ban against Mr. Miagi bloodlines. The dogs were so inbred, I guess most of them can be traced back to Mr. Miagi
>>4881911??? nigga that is one of the most hideous toadlines i've ever seen. it looks diseased. where's its hair? it looks like it all fell out.
>>4882157>(fresh and frozen)This invocation gave me a thought>plane carrying toadsicles crashes over the north pole>cargo miraculously remains intact buried in ice>recovered by a science team thousands of years from now>they send it off to experts who figure out it's dog cum>inseminate a bitch with it to see what comes out>"SHOCKING: You Won't Believe What Ancient Dogs Looked Like!"
>>4882185>tfw humanity in the future will have the means to keep a BRICKLINE alive
>>4882187And CEMENTING BRICKLINE's place in nature
>>4882187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLg_wp0IXoI
>>4882198Why is he black when the guy is clearly white? White people don't like to pretend trailer trash meth heads are real?
>>4882200It's part of the skeem, you wouldn't get it
>>4881793>1 year oldSo at the end of her life, got it.
>>4882198Made for this threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnAhe_JWdhk
>>4882187WHAT IS THATLiteral smashed collision?Particle accelerator?
>>4881841Ugly motherfucker mad at the world
>>4881116thats air btw, not muscle
>>4882358two stillborn toadlines, one literally FUSED with the other anon
these could go really hard if it wasn’t for the health issues caused by inbreeding
>>4882350Didn't even try to make the toadie look intimidating like most
>>4882348he looks particularly retardedprobably too dumb to feel the joint pain
YOU WILL POST ZE CHART
>>4882502You mean the health issues caused by inbreeding and their morphology? No such thing as a healthy toad.
>>4882340Why he's holding him like that? He won't escape far
>>4882538Probably it's permanently oxygen deprived so badly it's high all the time.
>>4882623They tip over if they're not supported, that's why the owners always hold them up when presenting them.
>>4882200double digit IQ NAPA
>>4882502Yeah, if they restored the skeletons to natural form, made the ears upright, lengthened the fur, added back the undercoat, fixed the mental retardation, and undid all the other miscellaneous crimes against nature, they'd be pretty good dogs. Here's an artist's rendition of what such a hypothetical "unsmashed toad" might look like.
>>4882628Good to know they can't even walk straight, guess the single thing they can do well is die at young age.
>>4881810WRINKLED AND CREASED 4X SCROTELINE GATTOSON OF ELBOW AND RAISIN KING
Someone post the family tree
>>4882187
>>4882632You forgot the "reduced their polygons" step
>>4882632so...just a vague pomeranian?
>>4882938Trauma is back
>>4882200I drew him as black because I found it funnier that way.
>>4882941That's a side effect of the skeletal restoration process.>>4882951Those are shiba inus (puppies, from nintendogs!). But yeah, pretty much any spitz.
>they're juicing up the toads to cum even more
>>4883161>Numbers don't lie
>>4883073It should be a tatted up 3rd generation Mexican. I honest to god do not see many blacks into the skeem; I think the breeding requires too much planning.>>4882628>>4882645This appears to be an exaggerated stance used in pit bull types that is highly looked down on and considered a BYB stack, pic related. Basically they are exaggerating the forward lean by pulling back on the leash to make them appear more top/front heavy. I can't really tell from this angle and even from a side angle IDK if it would be easy to tell due to the form of the dog.
>>4883161>400-200>for those that don't know what that meansHoly shit
Breeding creatures to be like this physically is absolutely depraved and evil. These people are genuine monsters. I want a dog to be as physically healthy and strong as possible, these fuckers don't deserve to be alive.
imagine 4chan if the /r9k/ unique message requirement applied to all boards
New thread lore
>>4883669>every masterpiece has its cheap copy
>>4883594r9k is somehow more miserable than lives of toadlines
>>4883669I like this one I feel like there's a spark of intelligence in him He looks like he's pondering about his life
>>4883695He's still not oxygen deprived
>>4883669>>>/wsg/5690175
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>>4883703It seems toads without breathing problems are more aware of their situations thanks to them getting the needed oxygen to their brains
>>4883901this will never not be the saddest toadnigga trying SO hard just to keep his shit together but you can tell he knows about the hand that life dealt himthe self aware toads would be justified in mauling toddlers, if their bodies were capable of it
>>4883703>mfw i sit on a box of my own coom
>>4882000Vitiligo can look good, it's just cause it's on an inherently ugly animal.
>>4883697>JOKERWhy so serious?
>>4884179>HOPELESSI mean... they aren't wrong
>>4884179>a challenger appears!
>>4884181RIP Cum Rag, we hardly milked ye>>4884241It's more like>multicolored skin = foul diseased creature>multicolored hair = most beautiful thing in existence
SAAR DO NOT RESKEEM BASTARD BITCH BLOODY SMASH YOU LATER?
>>4881810they have their charm, i mean they look like some truly evil motherfuckers.
>>4884314>TURDLINE DIKSHIT 2X COW DUNG 3X POONAM
>>4883669The resemblance to frenchies is uncanny when they don't crop their ears
>>4882200You wasted 3 dubs on a midwit take.Hope you die a horrible death.
>>4884408that's because a lot of them have genestock from both french and english bulldogs.
>>4884195Nigga can't even move>>4884197The skeem cave...>>4884202Disgusting, they really chose the most unflattering photo of this creature
>>4882200Wasted dubs, you haven't seen the webm's
https://youtu.be/woHtuw_xtcc
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>>4884843
INSHALLA IT SHALL BE SMASHED AND SLAMMED BROTHERhttps://youtu.be/fe8qRj12OhY
>>4884447then post them, most of what I see are mexicans and some whites.
>>4884941Most of the breeders are black
>>4882200>White people don't like to pretend trailer trash meth heads are real?pretty much. you can post 5 pictures of white trash handling toadies and get no comments, but post 1 picture of a minority handling them you'll get them saying "why are minorities so obsessed with the skeem???" you have to remember these incels don't live in reality. anything that conflicts with their headcanons they just ignore. to anyone with an IQ with more than 2 digits, it's obvious that toadlines are mostly handled by poor/working class people of all skin colors.
>>4884955Sorry but I keep my niggas in on the skeem
>>4881032The dimetrodon will walk the Earth again.
>>4884946then you need to actually post more black handlers because it looks like you're cherry picking, when this thread has like 70 images of smashed dogs and only like 5 black owners.
>>4884985Jesus fucking Christ.
>>4884985nigga, these lil niggas already cant breathe, dont cover their face if you want them to live more than 6 months.
>>4884983
>>4884985dindu ruffins: smashed and slammed edition
>>4885016Yeah I’m not posting videos of niggas jelking dogs and most of my niggas don’t post pictures of themselves. Shit nigga I doubt you even met the photographer nigga he a real g and understands to tell them dumbasses we only need to see the merchandise
Would you take the class?
>>4883161>#bapeblood
>>4883161What actually is the point of this though? Did they think this through?I assume toadline breeders don't have assured coverages like horse studs (I.E that you can keep breeding a stallion to a mare for one charge until she is in foal), so surely having a lower sperm count would result in failed takings of the sperm, resulting in more people buying semen until it takes, right? Yeah it's unethical business practice but I think we're way past that here.
>>4884183>CUM-OLOGISTYou cant make this shit up
>>4885435Looks like ghoul
>>4885579Some things matter more than money. The breeders are getting carpal tunnel from jacking off the toads too often.
>>4884985oh wow that could actually kill the dog
>>4881116Christ in staples. This smashed and slamed trend is a abomination. Ok I didnt give much of a damn about pit bulls but cats thats a line thats going to far .
