Horse GeneralNobody cares about horses anymore edition>>4865949 Thread that lay down for one second
Why do girls love horses so much? Non perverted answers please
>>4892281They wish to BECOME the horse.
Horseline Miami
>>4892281They desire a beauty that they themselves can never possess
just one look at this thread made me realize why people aren't posting much here
>>4892281I don't know why it's such a girl thing. Completely ignoring the sexual aspect, which can be more or less a perversion depending on the person and is no doubt present considering there is a sexual aspect to pretty much everything, perhaps it is something of a status symbol? A pony is the ultimate pet. It is expensive and exclusive. A pony is also the kind of pet that you can use and control in a way you can't with most others. You can't really ride a dog around for example. Maybe there is an aspect of control there too, to including the "taming of the beast" trope which no one in their right mind could say women aren't all into. To be a bit less cynical, I've done some horseback riding, and there is something special about it. It's a very cooperative venture. Women are social creatures moreso than men. I think it is pretty well impossible to say that a man, or woman, does not have a special relationship with their horse. This is no doubt an attractive aspect of horse ownership. And finally, little girls liking ponies is one of those things we are all exposed to practically from birth. Is that a thing because all little girls love ponies? Or do all little girls love ponies because that is what they are told and what they believe is expected of them? I'm not old enough to know if the chicken or the egg came first in this case, but I feel like there's a pretty good chance you can blame Victorian England.
>>4892281I DON'T KNOW WHY AND I DON"T KNOW WHY THE WORST GIRLS LOVE HORSES EITHER!
>>4892284I wish my gf became a horse...
>>4892463>gf isn't a horse in the first placeweak
what happened to the horse girls you knew back in elementary school?
sniff sniff
I wish I could visit horses more often
>>4892477>Rides horses>Has a husband >Has a jobIdeal life progression + passion for horses I guess
What's the stereotypical "horse guy"?
>>4892619chads. totally not biased
>>4892619I like horses, and im a guy.I dunno what the stereotypical horse guy is like but here is what I amunemployedbehind educationallyborderline underweightpoorly socializedstubborn
>>4892483There are two herds within walking distance of where I live so I visit them daily. Owners are fine with this as the attention I've given them helps calm them down.
>>4892267Farm that I get my milk at used to have a pony, I miss him. Friendly guy
>>4892619I made it my career.
>>4892619not liking horses is gaping-mouth soi as you can possibly get
>>4892281Cute horse>>4892284Imagine being forever paranoid for 30 of your life and live off hay.
>>4892619The stablehands are skinny Irish dudes. The riders are either English or German.
>>4892619A cowboy.
>>4892629wtf same
>Historic frequency of horse coat colors based on genetic analysis of ancient DNA
>>4893001Chestnut bros, we just can't stop winning!
new art
>>4893099Really captures the >what are ewe doing here? look they give you
>>4893099Neat!!
What kinos do you watch with your horse?
>>4894258idk if that's a horse
>>4894262Has hooves, must be horse
>>4892662oddly enough they stopped selling me milk around the same time
>>4894262It is, I checked
>>4894258>cut off antlers in the back
>>4894258What movie is that?I only notice Will Ferrel so
>>4894432Cherry Pie
>>4894419Antlers shed, every year.
none of you actually own/regularly ride horses do you?
GET STARED AT NERD
>>4894473>when the stoves are EVERYWHERE
>>4894419>>4894468It watches the kino with the bemulleted redneck or else it gets the hose again
damn, what a huge yield!
>>4894486not possible
red fella
>>4894465Pinky Berry
Horses are like gasoline. It's not a good smell but I can't stop smelling them.
>>4894605They don't have a smell naturally. Big Horse puts the smell in so you know if there's a leak.
What is the correct course of action in this situation?
>>4894685Play the ass like bongos. And then a car jack to push the trees apart enough to wiggle the trapped creature.
>>4894685>lift tail>insert finger into asshole>horse automatically gets free
>>4894685Unlimited lips petting
Are horses autism-coded? They literally go REEEEEEEEE and sperg out when they meet another horse.
>>4894821>animal is dumb>talks by saying hurrr hurrr hurrr hurrr hurrr
>>4894821horses are based-coded
>>4892281yeah maybe a mixture from all of the above, it has some kind of aspect of beauty and elegance, is expensive (status symbol), and also it is a pretty strong cooperation between two different creatures, which some women at least romanticize
>>4894697You've clearly never see how they actually act when someone inserts a finger.
>>4894821Horses aren't autism coded. They have nothing in common with trains.
>>4892267>Nobody cares about horsesOne person did on the past. But he unironically died of too much horse love.
My lovely horse I want to hold you so tight. I want to rub my fingers through your tail and love you all night.
>>4895483I love horses so much
>>4895832wrong webm
how are you supposed to know when one of these is about to take a dump
>>4895483Excuse me sir but you've loved your hose 5.63% above the legal amount allowed by law. Expect a visit from the horse police soon so that they can dehorse your brain and put the overloved horse in a remote siberian outback. Resistance will be met with brutal neighing.
>>4895840>is it a horse or bunny>yes>any moment now
>>4895855is that how the goldstud guy got arrested?
>>4895871is that what happened to him?
What are some vidya that has cool horses
What's a common everyday food item I can feed a horse? I'm trying to make friends with a couple. Do they like peanut butter crackers?
>>4895913botw has some fun horses>>4895914ask before feeding someone's horse, they may have special dietary needs or restrictions, but horses love peanut butter, there's some good recipes on the saddlebox blog for peanut butter treats
>>4895924Will do. And thanks for the tip anon.
>>4895913Red Dead Redemption 2 has great horse riding you can feed and brush them too.
and they call it a Colt 45 because it takes the lives of 45 fresh colts to make a single firearm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1V1teWUXZsIs it cruel to make a horse swim like this?
>>4895911what happened?!
Flipfloppers BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
What compels the horse to do this?
>>4896232they crave that mineral
lets share horse stories from personal experience?
>>4896232genetic memory from when they once hunted humans by licking their skin off and drinking their blood
>>4896037Kek what a dumbass.
>>4896335Delet this
>>4896232
>>4896473imagine
why does motion blur automatically make horses look funny
Hay
>>4896476lewd
>>4892267>CTRL+F meat>zero occurrenceAm I really the only one here eating horse steaks ?
>>4892281horses and ponies are very cute and there's a certain romanticism to riding a horse, like in a fairytale. all girls want is to have a cute pony they can ride around and pet and feed apples tonot to out myself as a zoomer but spirit: stallion of the cimarron came out when i was a kid and it made me obsessed with horses throughout my childhood
>>4896596need big horse meat
>>4896596The only meat we talk about here is american meat inc
>>4896655Based.
>>4895911He just quit, I still miss his purely educational videos.
>>4896976wasn’t very good, xhorse was the real og, now it’s mr ed and spirithorse
BLONDIES
>>4896666Checked
>>4894473>>4894476Jeff The Killer if he horse
>>4896550fuckin dave
>>4896369The horse or the guy?btw making a mental note to always wear proper shoes if around a horse for whatever reason
>>4898232Smashed
>>4898232horselets DESERVE to be bullied
>>4898254that's just common sense
>>4898254>>4898327how can you say you love horses but don't want to get your toes pulverized by them
>>4897665vgh... the blonde beauties of EVROPA
A mare and her foal running around together, so beautiful
https://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/sodertalje/hastagaren-det-ar-overkligt-som-en-mardromhttps://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/sodertalje/jagaren-som-skot-tva-ponnyer-av-misstag-en-fullstandig-katastrof>Swedish hunter mistakes ponies for wild hogs>shoots one pony in the leg, the other in the stomach>both poners have to be put down
>>4899023How do you mistake a pony's silhouette with a hog
>>4899062probably a boomer too proud to give up hunting even though his eyesight is gone. but apparently it can happen with thermal sights. but for it to happen in an area with people around, and in a fenced pasture, you'd have to be especially retarded. no way this guy gets to keep his hunting license
>>4899023Death penalty. Now.
>>4899023F
>see video of cute horse trotting next to car with a bell around her neck>un-mute sound so I can hear the cute bell and horse noises>[video completely dubbed with deafening other culture music]>*mute audio again*just why
>>4898232SQUISHED AND SQUASHED
>>4898232>my ancestor :)
>>4899710The other way round would be more accurate in this case
>>4899714All horses came from the primordial pony. Don't listen to propaganda.
>>4899810That crackpot myth about the primordial pony is nothing but a conspiracy theory spread by horselets to make them feel better about themselves. What REALLY happened is all horses were descended through the mega mare and a few were cursed with equine dwarfism by her holy marehood as punishment for being horrid little conniving beasts, hence why ponies exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E24BOaJZEFc
Primordial squash soup
>>4899823
>callista F
>>4898429you're right, after all they just want to make us feel the same pain they axperience all the time, just having one toe
>>4900000Holy checked. Do you know what happened to it? I noticed it was down a few days ago.
>>4900089it's been an FBI honeypot for the last 3 months or so, finally shut down after gathering a few months worth of IP addresses to work on
>>4900097s-see you guys in a couple of years
>>4900195>>4900097
>>4900097Feds don't care about zoos because there's no federal laws.
>>4900089The music cd got a copyright claim that took down the site
remember folks, just because they won't go after you just because you're a zoo, doesn't mean they won't charge you with animal abuse. If they have a hate boner or want add extra years(bonus points), they can and will use it.
>>4900328Gonna be a hard case to make that you abused an animal by busting a nut on your keyboard. If you were uploading shit on there then yeah, you better have been behind a VPN, but no law enforcement agency cares if you just jack off to mares. Unless you live in a fucked state, of course.
>>4900617I'm sorry. I forgot not everyone here has a loving mare. :,(
>>4900633Mine is waiting for me in the next life
>>4900617Far as I'm aware there's several sites hosting stuff like that on the clearnet. And I think the only state with any laws about it is Oregon.Still probably a good idea to avoid it all even if it's technically legal. Just don't.
>>4900617Don't you have to tell the IRS all the things you jacked off to that year at tax time?
>>4900697always lie to them about crypto and mares
>>4892281There's a reason women used to be made to ride side-saddle.
>all these anons jerking it to horses
All the horse spirits come out around this time
>>4900955nightmares
>>4900928Why aren't you?
>>4901008Horses are for appreciation not for jacking off to
>>4900955Marey Lewd
>>4892281First they cute, second women that have horses usually come from good families with present fathers and money. So they actually want to have a good relationship with their father
>>4892281you know why
>>4892267i care about horses
>>4892365this is me
>>4900217>>4900328whatthis is a horse general
>>4896569HAY IS FOR HORSES AUSTRALIAN>>4896473wow look at the tounge muscles putting it back in his mouth>>4896232hes having a good time
>>4895855HUAMSN WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HORSE LOVE ANY LOVE A HROSE FEELS IS RHE AMOUNT ABOVE HUHMAN LEBELS!
ok so this thread is just about fucking horses
fucking horse cocks
>>4892281>>4892802erm thats a woman >>4894432cute horse it makes me want to cry and melt >>4892799based
Does this count as /an/?
>>4894473>>4894476
>>4902643I've been somewhat of a mediator all my life for family, friends, school, job etc so you could say I'm kinda a local diplomat and the chart is accurate
>>4902643I've seen quite a few of A20 and tons of A30 but A10 seems to be incredibly rare and I'm pretty sure I've never ever seen _REAL_ A50 in real life.
Would you buy a Chinese made horse? I heard they're really cheap
>treats up to 150 lb of body weight this is cute
>>4894419well yes. every year they need to be broken off. the animal itself will smash haead into trees and other animals until they break off. so cutting the 'aaaaaaaa my head is on fire it itches get it off' is a good thing.
THAT FEEL WHEN NO GIRLFRIEND
Neigh
>>4903078aaaa
>>4903078Will you marey me?
Well, well, well! I'm glad to see that you've finally woken up, Dyla... ahem... I suppose it's Diana now. So, tell me, do you like your new body? I think you're just thrilled. Our nanites really can work miracles, don't you agree? I can proudly say that at this very moment, you are entirely, 100% a real mare, down to the chromosomal level. No one will ever suspect a thing unless they know for sure. Because ALL of this is absolutely REAL - your hooves, your udder, and your... reproductive system. In other words, you don't just look like a mare, you ARE a mare. So, if you ever decide to let some handsome stallion mount you - just like any OTHER MARE, you will get pregnant and give birth to a real foal. Shhh. Now, now, calm down, girl. Keep in mind that your brain is now completely equine as well. The only thing that allows you to retain your human consciousness is the supracortical structure made of those same nanites. This doesn't mean you aren't subject to natural equine instincts and reflexes embedded in your mare hardware, though... Anyway, if you behave like a bad mare, we'll simply deactivate the machine part and you'll become just an ordinary unintelligent animal and most likely will end up as a broodmare. So, be a good filly and diligently do everything required of you. Then, once the experiment is over, your hooves, tail, and udder will remain just an amusing experience from the past...
Is being transformed into a beautiful, strong, gracious and fertile mare really such a gruesome fate for a young man?
>>4902777blurry horses are the best
Diana basked on the morning grass. This all should have ended yesterday, so why is she still a horse? Still a mare. Not a word has been heard from the company that sold her here. She is still treated by stuff like an ordinary horse - all the same routine, as if no one is going to take her back at all...Besides... Her body feels especially weird today. I mean, even weirder than usual, since being a mare when only a month ago you were a normal human guy feels quite bizarre in itself. But today... From the very moment she awakens, she is haunted by the desire of something that she herself doesn’t know about...The mare turned to lie on her back, tucking her front hooves to her chest and spreading her hind legs. Were her udders always this big?? From the very first moment of possessing an udder, she felt herself like a real cow. But today it seemed somehow swollen, felt tense and especially sensitive... Diana couldn't help but remember check-ups at the vet, when the doctor squeezed her udder and stuck his hand into her vulva. Then it seemed mind-blowing and humiliating to her, but now she... she wanted to go through those procedures again?? Suddenly, her pussy felt especially funny for some reason. Diana gulped...- What the hell is going on with me today??
>>4903605Not you again.
>>4903605>>4903606>>4903651Go back to /ptfg/, tranny.
>>4903720mlady
>>4903606can i fuck the horses without transformation shenanigans?
This general might actually be the worst on /an/.
>>4903886yeah, you just need a bucket, you dont need magical horse tf
Back at the farm, petting the horses.
Prickly bush tasty
>>4904120Hold their ears like joysticks and you instantly know what they are thinking
>>4904120The yellowish spots in the grass were horses who lied down for a second the day before
>>4904120>>4904122PetTheHorse's
>>4904120:D>>4904134can you do this or will it hurt them if you touch while riding
>>4904176It just annoys them. Imagine if someone were playing with your ears.
>>4904179thats what id think would happen
sexy horses
>>4904257Do not the filly
i only like male horses :3
>>4904263horses are pure soul o.oit looks like a soul star getting ready to explode, not holding anything back as it exists, but it doesnt explode. its stable
Family getting all worrysome about the boy. Low energy, could be colic, blocked intestine from bad digestion, who knows. When I get out there he's just laying there, yawning, rumbling, farting. Pettings happened, he bit at my jacket, as the most fun thing in the world to him, got up, went for the hay net. Crisis called off.
>>4904268Literally me week ago, for two days I thought I've got hernia after painful shitting.
>>4904271At least you shit. Blockage sounds like hell.
>>4904273Yeah after 6-7 days.
Forgot to contribute
>>4904275Eat more magnesium oxide
>>4904276-.->>4904277-.-
i have once again beaten my horse at dungeons and dragons (also i dont have a horse QQ)
i wish i had a horse to play board games with
right about nowfunk soul horsey
right freicking nowcome here horseyplease
>>4892281I once dated a girl who rode horses and she was on at least four different anxiety medications. She also took muscle relaxers.
horse
>>4901343this isnt true, else theyd all try to make you not wash your penis for ages and then want to scrub it off for you
>>4904333human men don't get beans in their penises though
>>4904343what, like kidney stones? or cum beams its still important to make them cum and thats why people do it. the point still stands. and horses are cute for their penis beans more than they arent
>>4904343the ones that need to be washed tend to have immature non-functional dicks
>>4903605contact me on telegram @cwbi6
Is this a mare or stallion /an/?
>>4904401It's either a mare or a gelding(cucked stallion).
>>4904367dont all sheathes need to be cleaned? wtf this women literally in the video lied to me. look >>4901343im pretty sure its this video
the internet says that you do need to do it
>>4904367is that ai horse penis?
LOOK AT HIM GO
just ruined 8 threads simultaneously
>>4904401it's too early to wrap up winter
>>4904502I want to hug the fluffer
>>4892267good. horses are horrible creatures, should all be sent to the glue factory
>>4904502Fat
>>4904585wow rudealso not true
>>4904587that horse is indeed fat
Lot of work, but they make me happy.
lets play HORSE
spell HORSE
Hop on loser, we're invading china
>>4904349The “sheath beans” are smegma, and it’s really only a problem for geldings or old stallions that have entered manopause. Stallions who aren’t low T will belly slap (masturbate) frequently enough to not require smegma removal.
>>4904424Almost all male horses ridden for pleasure are geldings, very few boarding facilities accept customer owned stallions, very few group riding organizations let you bring a stallion to an event for fear that he’ll mount a mare that has a rider on it.
>>4904713ive seen them slap their bellies >>4904714so if they are castrated then they dont need it? i would only want to ride my horse desu. thats if i had a horse
>>4904763No, geldings need regular sheath cleanings unless they are young high T horses that have some sex drive despite being castrated.
>>4904763>i would only want to ride my horseThen rent horses only. Horse ownership requires hours of investment in time building a proper relationship and seeing to the horse’s needs. Paying someone to do all the training and upkeep on a horse is more expensive than just renting a horse when you wish to ride.
>>4904367Anyone got the goldstud video where the guy basically sounds a donkey with his finger?
>>4904805will the renter know if i jack them off?
>>4904818Lol isn't that the one that got his youtube channel shut down?
>>4904783>hrosethats clearly an alpaca
>>4904502Would you actually feel the ground shake of you were nearby?
>>4904819You’ll be rented a gelding, most of the time, so even if the answer is no, the horse and you won’t really get anything out of it.
>>4904530Nicker
>>4904950You actually can feel it from like 50 to 100m away if you keep still for a sec
>>4892418>little girls liking ponies is one of those things we are all exposed to practically from birth. Is that a thing because all little girls love ponies?only in the us
>>4905063Really? Huh, I would have blamed Britain for that.
>>4905730qt fole
>>4905730
>>4904263That looks almost identical to my colt when he was that small.
>>4906006post colt
just saw this picture of DPRK equestrians
>>4905783What's wrong with him it's cute
>>4906011wtf, I love North Korea now.
>>4906022they don't call it Best Korea for nothing
>>4904783Clacking?It's basically a horse saying "please don't hurt me I'm only a little goblin look at my little teeth clack clack clack"
>>4906187>please don't hurt mehorses constantly living in permanent fear of getting pulverized by peers.SAD.
>>4906189It's a horsie hors world
>>4906189makes u think
thoughts on Horsey Horseless?>The Horsey Horseless was an early automobile created by Uriah Smith, a Seventh-day Adventist preacher, and inventor, in Battle Creek, Michigan. It contained a wooden horse head and neck attached to the front of the car, intended to make it resemble a horse and carriage so it would not frighten horses on the road.
>>4906213>automotive taunting of equinesVERY unbased
>>4906213The tables have turned, human
>>4906215>I am speed
>>4906189They shouldn't look so nice then
>>4900000we are so back. probably just hacked again.
>>4892267>Nobody cares about horses anymore editionEver read All the Pretty Horses?
It's cold outside, horses don't come outside and can't pet them anymore
>>4906650Shoot at the sun so it gets angry and shines brighter so the horses come out again. It's guaranteed to work.
>>4906650Autumn ends, the horse settles into the earth
>>4906689
>>4906690In 14 years they'll emerge and start screaming all summer
>>4906189the average city cuck experience...
I just want to share breath with a horse ;_;
>>4906805>willingly breathing in the horse sporesI hope you like soaked sugar beet pulp
>>4892267Why are pony stallions such obnoxious needy pieces of shit? One at a place I work is super hungry and wants food constantly wants all the attention and gets super jealous And finally has a constant erection and harasses all the female horses making them uncomfortable
>>4906851I sneak in there every day and pay him to be a rascal.
>>4906851he's just like me frfr
Requesting the horse licking farrier video so I can show my farrier. I can't find it on YouTube.
>>4907241
how well do horses get along with goats? my shetland is getting old and can't run around with us for long so I thought about getting him a few horned friends, any possible issues to be expected?
>>4907374It CAN work. Depends on the horse. Goats are always up to something. Some nice sheep might be better friends.
>>4907276Thank (you)!
>>4892281they associated owning a horse with being rich.
>>4907495You're welcome and thank (You) for this absolutely fantastic photo. An instant favorite
Calling in a mare drop
>>4907739>make horse die on command when you want to take a lookthat sounds horribly inefficient
>>4907782They are military horses, they remove the horgans that cause instant death before they deploy them.
>>4907789I wonder if he'd start believing when this happens to him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDvlO9q6qWk
>>4907997This is what happens if a horse lies down for too long.
I didn't even know this sport existed >>4907922
>>4907997
>>4907997I hate it when my horse does that
>>4908281man let him rotate in 4 dimensions if e wants to he doesn't have a whole lot more to be thrilled about
Mare donuts
>>4908361Would you buy donuts from a horse /hors/? Be honest now
>>4908477if a whorse offered sure
>>4908477Yes.
>when you can't wait to touch the new foal
>>4909041what the fuck let him sleep
>>4909041Leave the little one be.
>>4909041>tfw you wet the bed and you need somewhere else to sleep
>>4909041Is this measure required to make sure it is fact a foal and not a dolphin?
>>4909235Thats nice and all, but have you heard about our savior Megamare?
>>4904502Chorse
>>4909041Pet the snout
