/an/ webm thread
>>4897613downright ghoulish
>>4897617>alright, if none of you are going to take this seriously, I'll just go
>>4897639kek
>>4897617What the fuck happened here?
>>4897630Brings a whole new meaning to sucking face
>>4897608>tfw no cute tan monkey minder tomboy gf
>>4897608Previous thread: >>4883939
>>4897653what's their fucking problem?
>>4897671forced to eat nothing but cereal their entire lives. i had a cat that would grab a giant mouthful of kibble, take it into another room, drop it and eat it off the floor, then repeat until she was full.
>>4897646Woman moment, animal edition.
>>4897703Corvid GODSThe Dassault Rafale of the animal kingdom
>>4897744Is he ok?
>>4897747Yeah, he's just tired.
>>4897744Safe and effective.
>>4897727
>>4897630>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>4897744>Didn't you know? BUMBLES BOUNCE!
>>4897744wtf
>>4897744
>>4897760>caterpillars if they weren't such tremendous faggots about everything
>>4897646literally this: >>4897697
>>4897760sometimes when I'm hiking and some twigs fall on me I consider there could be a 300lb bear perched precariously above my head
>>4897777Based wisdom of the forest man
>>4897613Fucking love this cat like you would not believe
>>4897617>>4897697>Woman momentCame here to post this
>>4897608Moner?
>>4897608>It should have been me not him .webm
>>4897630>When you nut and she keeps sucking
>>4897744wtf have trees always had nerve gas?
>>4897744I'm sad for the bear everytime I see this. : (
>>4898051So elegant, so majestic.
>>4898154>horse lies down for even a second>doesn't explodeI've been lied to
>>4898148lovecraft was right about italians...
>>4897777We get those here in australia, might have heard of them.
>>4898161Only American horses explode.
>>4898175>>4898177>How it feels to chew 5 gum.
>>4897646cats are braindead
>>4898211
>>4898161What do you mean? It clearly exploded upon landing.
>>4897608
>>4897744what's the context? Did they shoot the bear? did it faint? Did they hit it with tranquilizers a few minutes before?
>>4898307I think it was shot and ran up a tree. Then fainted before dying and falling
>>4898307>>4898353he got his fauci ouchie
anyone got the mantis vs plasma cutter webm?
>>4898589
>>4898590thanks m8
>>4898598cute
>>4898597aardvarks are so weird, they don't look real, like, what are they even?
>>4898603you could say the same about platypuses. like, was god on mushies when he came up with those fuckers?
>>4898607that dog's name better be Falcor
>>4898607that dog's name better not be Falcor
>>4898607I won't care too much either way if that dog's name is Falcor
>>4898607I simulatiously want and do not want that dog's name to be Falcor.
>>4898607Alas, poor Falcor! I knew him, Horatio...
>>4898640This is why we need to completely drain out the oceans
>>4898148That's crazy
>>4898711How can anyone say lizards have no emotions?Just look how expressive this good boy is.
>>4898723Sensory pleasure vs emotion is something a lot of people struggle with since it's often difficult for us to experience one without the other.
>>4898723that lizard is just thinking "this feels nice, give me more", not emotions necesarily
>>4899113I won't call it cute.But that sure is neat.
>>4898597That's great and I love it.
>>4898603Some kind of pige, I think.
>>4899238Cute.
>>4899244Leaning jowlers
>>4899256Is the piglet gay? Or just cleaning his ass?
>>4899259just itchy probably
>>4899259>Giving food aid to starving african countries.
>>4899256>>4899263doesn't this just mean it has worms
>>4899274Not the second one. That spot is just magical for many mammals.
>>4899276I always thought that was a mating response for cats. since they only ever rape they're hardwired to lift their asses when they feel pressure there
>>4899289I don't know, man, many animals have similar reactions to that particular spot. I mean, it could still be mating-related, but I don't think it's cat-specific.
>>4899289Turtles do the same. Seems like almost every animal likes their butt scratched.
>>4899289its because its one of the few spots they cant reach normally, the fact that humans can touch every part of their body is pretty abnormal
>>4898726>>4898733What are emotions then?
>>4899289yea they are getting stimulated by itthey are literally presenting their rears (lordosis behaviour)
>>4898419
>>4899290Can you think of a single reason an alligator would need to evolve to like having its butt scratched? Like any reason at all?
>>4897744drop_bears.webm
>>4899426It's probably a hard spot for them to get to in order to clean it well. So the gator probably just enjoys getting scrubbed there
>>4897744that's pretty fucked but christ i can't stop laughing it's too cartoonish it falls like a looney tunes slapstick bit
>>4899365so glad we hunted those fuckers to extinction. TOTAL DODO DEATH
>>4897617lol i am glad the buffalo survives
>>4899289male cats do this too it's not mating related
>>4899426you do know that reptile shed their skin right, that shit is quite irritating for reptiles, and for alligators it doesnt come off cleanly, they have to scratch it off on rocks other stuff. animals like getting their skin scratched, it doesnt really matter where
>>4899509Bandito pequeno
>>4899825>a single reeses puff costs that muchThis is Biden's America.
>>4899825>Places coin in hand>Hesitates>Goes back for another coinPoor dude was trying to lowball for that treat, but no dice
>>4899514cats are gay thoughever
>>4899514Male cats are frequently observed penetrating other males
>>4899871Bro's a hero.Sad he still didn't get any pussy.
>>4899871GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT
>>4897608where did you find this video of my wife?
>>4899792
>>4899259That dog was underwater for 20 seconds I hate women so much
>>4899792>>4899902they are literally me
>>4899875>let me just put on these nightmare goggles
>>4899426>need to evolve to likethinking in these terms when it comes to evolution will only cause confusion. Things just need to be "good enough" for them to be passed on. Reading about exaptation is also fun
>>4899921>they live.webm
>>4899365AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO COULD SAVE USI'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIIIIIIIIIT
>>4899259dobermann just having fun lol
>>4899871Why are a large chunk of tokays such little rage fuled gremlins?
>>4900067Wild ones are definitely 100% rage all the time. However everytime I read from people that breed them, apparently they can be as tame as crested geckos. Just don't grab them like a retard.
>>4900067>>4900091
>>4900091Is it a similar case to rhinos? they become really tame in captivity since they don't have to worry about predators anymore
>>4899769
>>4897608Why Do I Even Live?
>>4899230looks like Butthead>uuuuuh, am I gonna score? uhuhuhuhu
>>4897608MONER BONER
>>4900060bros are the elephants going to be ok? i don't want them to die :(
>>4900301What would happen if she stopped?
>>4900511It would be very painful.
>>4898597There's some squash plant that has a symbiotic relationship with aardvarks that grows its fruits underground so that the aardvark will be able to eat them. Not sure about names, but trust me bro
>>4900536She's a big girl.
>>4900545For you
>>4897647>Can eat an entire cactus>A little lemon is too much I thought bactrians would love anything thats mostly water.
>>4897613Why do so many kittens these days look like Jordan Peterson?
>>4899871THERE GOES MY HERO
>>4898174this is what i worry my dick looks like during a blowjob
>>4897608Look at the lil niggas!!! Lol!
>>4897703Fucking kek
>>4899242Shit like this makes me feel that we vastly underestimate the intelligence and emotional capacity of most animals. I do consume meat but thinking about this makes it feel wrong.
>>4899232>STFU
>>4900631Pigs are pretty clever, although not in a useful for us way.
>>4900631Pigs are about as smart as a mid dog with more shale rotating and less wording. Basically autistic.
>>4899256I'd be like "I'm just going to sit here behind you with my erect penis out and if it goes in your ass pipe, it's your own fault"
>>4899875>>4899921Polarized lenses. I never really thought of them as a survival tool
>>4900550have you ever eaten a raw lemon before, its not pleasant, but its not bad at the same time like if you were eating something bitter, poisonous or rotted, it just sorta forces a reaction out of you
>>4899259>asians won’t save a drowning child but will save a dog
>>4899291>standing DIRECTLY behind a horseliteral factual dumbass.
>>4899832it really do be like that sometimes
>>4900059nigga that's nuts
>>4900981Even as babies these guys look creepy.
>>4901020BE NICE TO MY BABIES
>>4900980Hi tourist. That horse most likely considers that man part of its herd and is clearly moving to put him back in ass-scratching distance. Lurk more.
>>4898603elephant bunnies
>>4897617Black women fighting for no reason, if lion
>>4897608I hope those litte fucks know what they're doing
>>4901024you stupid retard, you never ever stand behind a horse, because if it gets spooked, which horses are spooked very easily, it will start jumping and kicking, and it turns out it kicks backwards very quickly and easily; kill yourself so world blighted with your retardation
>>4901024*gets killed by his "noble friend" at the first clattered sound*
>>4900971because the dog isn't committing insurance fraud and won't sue the people saving them
>>4898175>elephant version of biting your tongue
>>4899238Nerve gas?
>>4899512it'll probably die of infection, lion fangs are covered with rotten meat and bacteria, sorry
>>4901075Chillest of chills
>>4901298tranquilizer dart
>>4900856Fascinating.
>>4899329Those are emotions, those anons are retarded and believe that we are superior or some shit because they have to compensate for something, its usual "le animals are automatons" type of retarded attitudes
>>4900059>All those flabergasted amerimuts.Was that the first animal they had seen in their lives?
>>4901024you're actually retarded. I used to help my uncle raise horses for years. they kick behind them just trying to swat at flies. a "light" kick can shatter your leg.
>>4901801No, Kato, no!
>>4901835god i wish she'd do that to my cock if you catch my drift
>>4898590>AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>4901075>YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
>>4901912
>>4897608I really don't like monkeys . I don't know why but I just don't.
>>4901916Too bad because this is a monkey board
>>4901835lmao that spinning move
>>4901875Based cbt enjoyer.
>>4897608That is an actual 10. God damn.
>>4899907Theres also multiple men who just watched
>>4900067You just saw why, that aggression saved a member of the species
>>4902391should be a monster hunter creature
>>4902489Maybe those were two unrelated statements?
>>4902493mental gymnastics
>>4902391Must be fucking awful to have parasites hide in between your scales, biting and itching at your skin and there is nothing you can do to relieve it apart from HOPING some of that mud seeps in and stops some of it.
>>4902489no man wants to help such a genetic abomination willingly
>>4899238fast food
>>4902566I know I'm biased but life seems like a fucking nightmare to go through without dexterous fingers and thumbs.
>>4897744this is fucked up but I can't stop laughing at how it turns into a rotating bear.png during the fall
>>4897608She reminds me of Casca from berserk
>>4902391What is it doing tho?
>>4902931
>>4901022I call the big one bitey
>>4899875>They Live, but in Florida
>>4903106
>>4902943Only she hopefully will never be brutally raped.
>>4903414
>>4903417The Campbell's Dwarf Russian Hamster is the grouchiest hamster breed to live.
>>4903419Damn I was gonna post that webm next
>>4903424Joe Rogan Goes Upstairs.webm
>>4901928No, that's /vt/
>>4903419
not a webm, but
>>4897744he just couldn't bear it anymore
>>4900344African elephant populations are stable rn, Asians not so much.
>>4903427Monkey website
>>4898148https://youtu.be/r1oSBcEV3g0
>>4898640I want one
>>4897630>When you suck and she keeps nutting
>>4898589Noble creatures
>>4899365so happy feet was real huh
>>4900056Whenever I think "hah, that camouflage is so lame, animals are dumb" I am reminded these and a thousand others exist and would definitely shit my fuck up
>>4903501These sea monkeys are bigger than I remember.
>>4903438I love shit that proves animal awareness and cognitive abilities
>>4901075Is he drunk?
>>4901912that's like a kpop dance
>>4902391moisturizedhappyin his lane
>>4898174>>4898171>>4898168god I wish my penis that big and prehensile
>>4898177>nose gets grabbed by a dinosaur>step on it and use your conveniently located huge external bone spears to fight it offfucking inspiring
>>4903890he’s not moving, the ship is
>>4900059it's like a renaissance painting
>>4904090How sad.
>>4903501Huh. I thought monkey's couldn't swim. Is that apes? An old wives' tale?https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130814100212.htm
Does anyone have that webm of a little kid goat trying to get into a litter of white puppies sitting in their mom's lap?
>>4904175No, but I have this
>>4898726Skinks are cute little retards
>>4901075Me waiting for the elevator on a Friday night.
>>4904255I love cats so much.
>>4903415>he hasn't seen the rest of OP's video
>corgis
>>4904443>pisses all over your royal castle>clean it up, jannie
>>4904487It's suffocating.Chickens cant breathe on their backs.
>>4904188
>>4897613That's someone's Tio trapped in a cats body enjoying some Elote
>>4899238Those rocks looked like a lizard's head to me
>>4902622slow roasted is better
Definitive proof that bugs cant feel pain.
>>4897727Kissu kissy what the fuck are those things in the background?
>>4899242That's some happy ham
>>4899259>Nooooo don't leave your dog chained it's cruuueeeel>Dog drowns
>>4899365That bird looks like wojack>It's cold >I'm starving >All the people here are penguins >All I need is one fucking egg not to die
>>4899871I give my life not for honor but for you
>>4904721At first I thought it was an oyster farm, but it seems to be some scientific devices.
>>4904737If there are enough fish for the penguins to eat, then there are enough fish for that thing to eat, it's just being lazy.
>>4898607>main theme of Neverending Story starts playing
>>4899259I thought all dogs could swim. Is it too smashed to paddle fast enough to surface?
>>4904770Yeah.
>>4904246I love their short limbs and long bodies
>>4902391If I ever had one, I'd name it after one of Henry VIII's wives. Anne Boleyn the pangolin.
>>4901916I hate monkeys. Lived in a country with monkeys as a kid and hated how they got into everything. Even so, >>4901928 and >>4901933 are qtp2t's.
>>4898259el tero-tero. Porque al arribar la indiada se siente porque a la fija del campo la sabandija Juye adelante asustada y envueltos en la manguiada vienen perros cimarrones toros avestruces leones ...etc.
>>4904856Rhyming names are best.
>>4898609lmaoMy sister had a Samoyed named Falcor. We're old.
>>4904734only deformed little mutant dogs cant swim, just get a functional animal instead of an abomination
>>4904654I think it's more their mental processes are easy to glitch.>fell pain>response is to claw grab and bite>oh, I'm already clawgrabbed and biting>pain responded to...carry on
>>4900592I think you may be experiencing a psychotic break anon.
>>4898154As someone who had horses growing up, this is genuinely fucking terrifying lmao
>>4901561Interacting with wild animals in ways other than shooting them is illegal and taboo in the US
>>4904487this kills the chicker
>>4902492Anon i...
>>4899847Cats are based.
>>4897646The lioness who got attacked first is the sister of the lions who kept going to their pride instead of finding her own and the other lionesses weren't having none of that anymore.
>>4897613cyorn guud
>>4904543I wish I could find it now, I remember reading about a word in a northern European language that meant 'a place where not even goats can go' to refer to extremely mountainous areas with sheer cliffs.
>>4901056
>>4897639lmfao
>>4906056damn look at him go
>>4906060Clean it up janny
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>>4897613SLOB ON THE COB
