ITT: Explain to a little kid how Santa is “real” but not in the sense of being an actual person. >Well, see buddy, Santa is “real” but he’s not like a human being. There are no elves, and he’s not actually a taxable entity. When you feel that other people care, when you feel giving and generous, when you watch your favorite Xmas specials, etc., that is how you make Christmas magic.”
“Listen here now, little Timmy…you’re a nigger.”
>>944061537>he’s not actually a taxable entity.Yeah thats bullshit. My parents might have been dirty hippies but one of the few things they did right was Christmas. And yes my parents filed taxes every year.Sorry for anyone reading who grew up with one or no parents or was dirt poor. We were middle class, not upper middle class.
>>944062276I meant “taxable entity” as in “person/individual” lol Your parents filed their taxes. Santa does not file taxes.
Blacked loli continues. Dora is deported to Uganda edition.
>>944035927Only way whitebois are cumming now
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>>944062876No one gives a fuck about that retard, he's easy to ignore. You, on the other hand, are just an insane faggot that rages all day long. You're a fucking nutcase that's been banned everywhere on the internet except for /b/. So you spend all day here being a fucking psycho. Everyone fucking hates you, you crazy fuck.You are by far the worst troll and spammer on this entire website.
Irl faps, not feet edition
>>944062806I made it last time
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Idk how to link but there’s a new thread
>be me 21 year old male semi good looking, back home from college>go to the bar at a chinese place on christmas eve cause nothing better to do in shit ass town>talk to 40/50+ yr old woman next to me >get her number>christmas day at a like 9pm she texts>"Im out at chineseplace again come, she texts"im at chinese place come by">I go>I leave with 40$ 20 visa gift card 20 cash>how do i proceedComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>944060408>Did it to impress the troonDid not impress the troon
>>944054613got me fucked up. IM NOT GAY
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Merry Christmas anons! Some questions for the thread:>How did you spend Christmas day?>What are your most wanted games?>What is your favorite vidya to play during winter?
>>944063459>https://nhentai.net/g/430843/based
>>944063397https://nhentai.net/g/488736/
>>944063091Thx for your answer.I have a friend, she is autistic. And dealing with her has been....quite the ride. Everything I say can be a huge misunderstanding, sometimes leading to a fight.Sometimes she sends like 57 messages straight. A mix of things she wants to express and a bunch of reels trying to reinforce things she believes, but I don't agree much, and she really tries to enforce those on me.Talking with her feels like walking on a minefield and it's been quite exhausting.I'm learning how to deal with it.
Christmas edition v2>>944042082
>>944063343nuhu shutup
>>944062335dare I say it? queen.
>>944063406i see no lie
My kid's friend's mom just told me about this. Zoomers want to reset memes to 2016. 2016 was already shit. Let's teach them about memes from 2006.
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>>9440626702010
Help me out here. What memes am I forgetting?
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or is it gay
>>944058510Watched my buddy do this in 7th grade at a sleep over. Pretended it was gross but tried it at home the next day, not flexible enough. Was envious.
>>944058510Touching a dick is gay, so yeah, by definition, touching your dick with your mouth would be gay.
>>944061489>no I'm not fat, I'm 20 BMIIf you're bmi starts with a 2 then your fat, anon. Get it down to a 15 or less.
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>>944060549Shalom monkey
The entire 2 party system is the problem, and each party only exists to serve as a foil for the other and to further the interests of globalist banking and corporate leaders.Democrats sow discontent and enact cultural subversion to keep the people divided while claiming to be the party of the working class yet that hasn't been the case since the 70s. They also send our money overseas for "foreign aid" when we should be taking care of our own first.Republicans pretend to be "America first" and champion themselves as a vanguard against globohomo degeneracy but have no problems dumping money into one of the largest purveyors of degeneracy in the west (Zionists) and wasting tax payer dollars on countless foreign wars that only make the rest of the world hate us, radicalized new terrorists, and give Democrats more excuses to import refugees from those wars. Not to mention their personal lives are often the pinnacle of degeneracy. They also like to champion "the economy" as if stock market performance means anything to lower and middle class workers who just see their wages being outstripped by inflation.Both parties are giant stains of embarrassment to this country at least at the national level and most state level as well, and the red vs blue discourse is just theater at this point. The power channels and influence of superpacs and the individuals/groups that control them are so great at this point that I see no hope for change. Any well meaning individual who might against the odds break through to gain national recognition will either be bought, blackmailed, or threatened into submission. If that fails I don't think certain tragedies are off the table for these people.
>>944053113Fuck off libtard
What doth life?
>>944061358Fruitata!
>walk in>see thisWhat do?
>>944061555I would say, "Ladies, how about a poke?"
>>944061555Have left ride my dick while right rides my face, obviously.
>>944061555Turn 360 degrees and walk away
I'd love to see some real reactions
Anyone doing tributes or sending them for reactions? I’ll post her IG if someone tributes her.
>>944061791i want the reaction to this one so badd
