We were best friends for about 20 years but had an argument over some girl (who neither of us ended up with) and haven't spoke since. Its been 5 years and I wanna get my buddy back. Seems a waste to let them go. The only contact info I have for them is an email address but I dont know what to say.
>>944865438We were good friends before the problem and have a lot in common hobby wise.
>>944857628write what you just wrote to us. Just reword it so it's addressed towards him, retard. Maybe flesh it a tiny bit up and leave your number in the mail at the end.
>>944864530Good post.
Drive, baby, drive!
>>944868557TOONCES! NO!
>>944868557they call him baby driver
Dick rate thread
>>944869604I can't sleep yet now, but my dick can. Have a soft measurement.
>>944866558Bro your dick is maybe 5 inches tops. Lol just accept and love yourself, not even close to 7 inches bud. Thanks for the kek.
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>>944871456The most cunning of Parkers.
>>944870493 1>>944870506 2sequence of events are nice here lol
Howdy y'all, my name is Taka-Bro.I'm a 27 year old Japanese Sacramentan (California enthusiast for you nihonjin). I blog about farm-to-fork cuisine on my laptop, and spend my days perfecting my craft and watching superior American sports. (The Kings, the 49ers, the A's)I train with my offset smoker every day, this superior cooking apparatus can smoke brisket low and slow for 16 hours because it is made with American steel, and is vastly superior to any other cooking method on earth. I earned my pitmaster certification two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak English fluently, both standard American and the NorCal dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Gold Rush history and the pioneer code, which I follow 100%.When I get my American visa, I am moving to Sacramento to attend UC Davis to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a state government employee or work for the Sacramento Kings organization!I own several cargo shorts and Kings jerseys, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Sacramento, so I can fit in easier. I high-five strangers and say "hella" as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.Wish me luck in Sacramento!
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Post the female body in it's absolute prime, and I mean ABSOLUTE prime.
>>944868917>quibblesAh, so you know you're posting a male trans gazelle.
Bianca Berry is a full-blown 9000+/10 to me.
Cocks that make you drool.Uncut preferred.
>>944870694Reid already posted his own twig. I'm not Reid. My dick is not in this thread
>>944869318Cute!
vid my ex sent me of her sucking off my friend
>>944869662Love it, need to glaze em and her face
Serious question. What is this orange color actually?Skin condition or just make up?
>>944869216If you ever get the chance raise it with another famously unsightly bald fatass.
Agent Krasnov was replaced with a body double in 1992. The bronzer is to hide the otherwise very obvious scars from facial remodeling surgery.
why would you want to send such pictures to girls you want to impress?
>>944861670Good one femanon!
>>944863825She is. You are.
>>944861184HAWHAWHAWWWWWWWWWhere is what must happen my friend. First I will smash u tiny PEENZIS tip with the hammer until it swells. Then I will take a sewing needel and poke u swollen PEENZIS tip until blood and pus squirt oyt so much blood. Then I will use the scalpel to slice u tiny PEENZIS tip clean ohff. More BLOHD pumpy oyt. Lastly I will use the garden shears to snip the rest of u bloody PEENZIS clean ohff. So much blohd pumpy oyt and u scleam in pain and hoywl at the moon “AIIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE my tiny PEENZIS been smayshed sloiced and snipped ohff oych oych oych” HEEYEE to ZATE tiny PEENZIS mane
What doth life?
>>944867551Life is a secret locked in ignorance (primordial agnosis). Unlocking the truth which frees you is as easy as falling to rest. To let go of the false-guise you possess, and to realize you are not your thoughts, feelings or perceptions is a first step on your path back to divinity. I don't mean that in a religious sense of the term either.Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Why do people get upset with suicide but beat you down for living?You tell me to kms but now you want to say the right things after I do? It's baffling
>>944870454Well there is more to it of course but its all common sense yeah? Some people are jerks by default, some are reacting to stress in predictable ways, others are just people going about their life normally and unintentionally stepping on toes in the process. Some reject this or that but not to the point of wanting someone to suffer to the point of killing themself. Life is rough for lots of people for lots of reasons. To the point where plenty are more worried about their own comfort than they are others.Then there are additional things like mentally ill / hyper sensitive people and unreasonable situations. Its all pretty predictable I think. I guess its easier if you try to imagine yourself living the life of another person through their perspective.
>>944868910I think you mistake banter and emotion for sincerity.people aren't telling to to literally die or commit suicidethey are saying "fuck off"we don't want to see you die, but prosperi want you to better yourself and change your lifeif that's not possible, then i hope one day to heal you through magic or technologyi mean, you won't know what comes next if you end it earlyand hope could be right around the corner, no-matter what you're suffering here, in these temporary lives we live, togetherwhatever the case, try to make the best out of what you have got
>>944868910Guilt.If you want a one word answer.If you want a more complex answer, imagine the last words you said to someone you cared about were negative, and you didn't mean it, but now you will never have a chance to make things right again.If you are able to imagine that and feel what it's like, then you already know the answer.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
She wanted the best genes
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No politics Edition
>>944871314OP clearly stated no politics
>>944857783Are there any nudes of that bitch?I want to see, I want to understand why that retard threw his life away for that "succubus". What lies beneath those robes?
Who are the prettiest porn stars, in your opinion?
>>944864283Good taste.Angels-Ivy briefly had a roommate that was basically perfect. If you look for vids with Megan in the title, you'll find them double-teaming her.
>>944870420this is her on the right(but the left's not bad either)
