You're on your weekly walk in the forest and you see pictured in a ditch nearby.What's the right course of action here?
>>20686157Do not make eye contact or talk to it and leave as quickly as possible. Do not look back no matter what you hear.
>>20686157>forest spiritOh well ...
>>20686157>weekly walk in the forestreplace that with daily diarrhea in my gaming chair >right course of actioncum I guess. Idk. Im MGTOW now so these bitches better apologize.
>>20686157i can save her
>>20686158>>20686159Now I’m confused
>>20686157Wave and say "Well hello there!">>20686158No wonder you never get laid.
>>20686157shoot it
>>20686157
Ignore it, say I have a right to walk here, keep moving.
Unzip pants
>>20686157>>20686158>>20686159>>20686160>>20686161>>20686162- memeflag- off-topic, time wasting thread- '1 post by this ID'
>>20686157I can fix her
>>20686157Accept the gift of Excalibur it bestows on me and go on to fulfill my destiny
>>20686157Immediately become a land developer and turn that place into a fucking car park.
I will ravage her pussy and ass. She is HELLBOUND.
>>20686157fuck her or at least attempt to, get killed regardless
>>20686170Do not conflate the Lady of the Lake with the Elf of the Swamp.
>>20686157Water nymph, may try to drown me unless I can get my dick inside her first.
>>20686158This guy is a fucking pussy and will never get to fuck a fey.
>>20686175How difficult could that be, she is already pretty wet.
>>20686157>You're on your weekly walk in the forest and you see pictured in a ditch nearby.>What's the right course of action here?Remind myself of that quote by the Romans when they encountered the British
>no 360 and walk away/POL/ IS FUCKING DEAD
>>20686157Rape rape rape rape rape
>>20686157>"watcha lookin at cunt wanna have a go?"Reminds me of the greentext of /fit/bro vs spirts/haunted house. Realistically I wouldn't even react, I dont believe in the paranormal or anything fantastic, I would assume its either a prank or a crazy person and not really react to it. If she rushed me I would stand my ground and beat the crap out of her when she got in range. Also my ears are pointy and my eyes are brighter, if anything I'd be happy to meet family.
>>20686157OFF TOPIC >>>/trash/
>>20686168Cant you have fun for once?
put hair in a broom and whack he grave in absentiai save rasulkas i dont die like a simp#PaladinLife
>>20686157Throw bits of bread in the water then turn 360 to walk out of Walmart
>>20686157Not politically incorrect, fuck off.
>>20686159Do your fucking job mod glownigger.
>>20686157I would literally not do anything. Women have turned me off on every level I'm no longer heterosexual.
>>20686157>What's the right course of action here?helo my basterd bitch redeem the bobs
>>20686157she has to eat all the eggs