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first for complaining about the bake
Anime butts
>>21371717What?
He Bought Calls Edition>Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams: https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts: https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Options https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc: https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>21369920
>>21371717/bant/eens shouldn't bake /smg/ threads. herbs
>bought the BILI dip>bought the YINN dip>bought the JD dipAnything else I'm missing chinky bros?
all 1pbtid bakers should be ignored
>>21371729I hope you eat shit and die.I buy puts every day and I'm not gonna stop until your fake and gay nigger market is exposed.
Hasbro is currently getting courted by two cities with extra tax breaks for moving. I hope they don't have to spend shit and Pawtucket subsidized them moreBUY HAS
THANK YOU MISTER POWELLTHERE'S A FUCKING HURRICANEIT'S GONNA BE THE BIG ONEYOU MUST CUT RATES NOWTHANK YOU NO FURTHER QUESTIONS
>>21371744I really hope for you that another stimulus package is coming or you'll be holding these bags until they are delisted because of the coming Taiwan invasion.
>>21371744FUTU QFIN DADA TAL TCOM
>>21371745>*second post blocks your path*Ooooooh, whatcha gonna do now LIBTARD?
I would buy SQ calls but I'm out of money, so just pretend I did.
Okay I guess we decided to use this thread. Sold my chewy position for the second time today. Was a very good day. Even made a little in my taxable account.
>>21371770>Okay I guess we decided to use this thread.I was gonna stay in the old one, but buncun moved over.He's the heart and soul of this community.
>>21371762>coming Taiwan invasionTaiwan is rightfully a Chinese province
Poorfolio crabbing: day 3
>>21371778It's an upward crab though, right?
GO DOWN YOU GAY NIGGER BITCHIT'S OVER
>>21371772Thanks. Just bought some Disney puts to go my jpm puts. They look nice together. May the dow rest in peace!
>>21371776Taiwan is the only Democracy inside of Communist China. We need to support their right to self government.
>>21371793Whoops forgot the pic.
>>21371786Shan't
>>21371786what dates/strikes on your spy puts
>>21371801tomorrow
>>21371776Xi's already told us how he'll get Taiwan back. And it won't be through invasion.
Hurricane literally walking in the door. Disney stock up 1.5%. Tourists don't care cause they are dumb. Man Bobo is going to win here.
>>21371807Damn, maybe I should evacuate
AAAAH
>>21371807They're plenty inland. There's some rain and wind for a couple hours? Oooh, scary.Meanwhile, zero lines.
>>21371807People will die and then blame politicians, lol lmao
>>21371810I would.
Florida is getting fucked up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ
>>21371762>>21371776Taiwan is the new Chicken Little. Wake me up when Taipei turns into a radioactive mushroom cloud bigger than the Tsar Bomb.
>>21371818Doubled my Disney puts.
What would be the next thing that could cause a 15% SOXL day?
What happened to sell in May and go away?What happened to Red September?What happened to Red OctoberGAY
the bagel place forgot my 4oz side of tuna salad. oy vey its over...
Is the chinese anon still here?I think he was Xi himself and wanted us to believe in him.Thank you Xi for lifting my bags again
>>21371835SorryWe're Columbus rallying now
>>21371835>you are short how much???
uhm.. what will be the impact of this... uhh.. "Hurricane" in Florida on my SPY and QQQ?any memes, or nothingburger?
>>21371846he's not even short, he just enjoys fake and gay posting
>>21371843Holiday porter, do we close early Friday because of Columbus day Monday?
>>21371805Xi Jinping is the kind of man i would totally think capable of paying shills to spam this image. to get rid of the winnie pooh meme.
>>21371862No, there's no trading closure for Columbus Day. In that sense, it's about as real a holiday as Halloween
>>21371858Oh okay. Well now I am short with 121 Disney puts and 10 jpm puts.
>>21371858I'm -800 today on puts you nigger faggotAnd I buy puts every fucking day
after a month of crabbing...
>>21371866Oh cool. I can trade and be off from work instead of not doing anything and getting in trouble.
>>21371857The boomers can't sell their stocks if their dead, and so everything is going to get tied up for months in probate court. It will lead to declines, but the declines won't come until much later.
>>21371870Did you buy Disney puts? I can't think of a better target with a daily high and a massive hurricane.
SPY wouldn't go down $1 fucking dollar for me to break even.I hope all Mumus eat shit and die.
China bros... Fuck my life..
POWER HALF HOUR PLEASEKEEP IT PUMPING TILL CLOSEFULL POWER TO THE SYSTEMTHE STOCK PRICES MUST RISEWE MUST NEVER DECELERATEYOU CAN ONLY PUSH IT HARDERJEROME
i am forever doomed to stay poor
>>21371908Shut the fuck up.You've had 24 straight up months of green.
>>21371909>didn't buy chewy >didn't listen when we said hood is going to $25>not shorting disney now There is still hope for you fren. But the light is fading.
>>21371897uhhhi see
Will they unironically pump it higher into the close? Lmao
WHA TTHE FUCK WAS THAT
>>21371905We had our very own CCP agent come into /smg/ today with good news. It's fine.
>>21371914>CHWY call still open, already took profits on HOODit's my 0dtes - they went very, very wrong today
>>21371835>What happened to sell in May and go away?Ur supposed to buy back in around autumn season sometime. That saying refers specifically to May through September ish.
>>21371918Yes.Full lmao.
I sold my puts for -$800 lossYou cant fight the market maker nigger faggots.They're not gonna dump it until after the election.
>>21371912>You've had 24 straight up months of green.And yet P/E ratios are near record lows, soft landing has been achieved, unemployment on the historic lowest point, inflation has been tamed, the economy is thriving, the fifth industrial revolution is on it's way with AI and we're about to have the first female president in the history of the US. We're set up for a CENTURY of green. The market right now is the most undervalued it has even been.
>>21371923Chewy crabbed at $30.50 for hours. Better opportunities. You can come back to it. What is 0dtes?
>>21371926>They're not gonna dump it until after the election.Things will never dump again, period.
>>21371928>P/E ratios>
>>21371921What did he say?
NVDA is fucking garbage.It's not AI.It's just chat bots.
>>21371929>What is 0dtesthe most degenerate options gambling in existence
Looks like I'll be up for the day but I won't be beating the market. My position is gradually becoming more conservative both due to my own capital accumulation as well as berks ongoing stock sales. therefore I am unlikely to beat the market much prior to a crash or serious correction.
>>21371932he said buy chink stocks, and that the chink stock market is the newest hottest thing and to keep buying until everything limits down 10 percent at open.
Well I for one had enough today. Going bike riding. Did well so I don't think I could even fuck anything up if I tried. Still it is only twenty left. Time I could be driving to the park.
>>21371935Yeah buy deep in the money like I do.
Any good anime this season?
>>21371942Enjoy the ride
>>21371818Why are you Jews doing this?
>>21371926Patience, Bobo-sanSoon we will feast like gods
>>21371945haven't been any good animes in 17 years mate. Death note was the last one.
>>21372474Happy now bobo?
>>21371948I think G_d sent to storm to clean up the nigger problem.
>Ordering Dominoes>Looked for coupons on website>Deals progressively getting worseBearish, pizza index is real
>>21372474It's a bank. It's no market anymore. That's what Gigabobo Burry meant in early 2023. He can't have commented on economic factors back then he said he was wrong to say sell. He must have meant the actions by the Fed and their meaning for this shitshow
unironically how many people will die?100?2000?
>>21371936my link where I can find a collection of these?
New smiggers, dont listen to bobos they are always and never get to cum. Just buy , just long ... the market always goes up
>>21372492Okay but I want to hear your top stock in the current market.
>>21372504COST
Just went all in on GDXU, what should I expect?
Is dca retarded or what
>>21372508Dang that line is nutty for a consumer facing company. https://mega.nz/folder/rtAAQCQT#w0AtJ0qrUWhASNiYj9W4Ng
I dont even care if the market crashes to zero now.I already lost all my money trying to short for the last year and I'll never make it back.
>>21372527Pray to god.
It seems I have bogled adequately today
>>21372523Works in the long run
hey uncle /smg/first ultrasound was a green light, no causes for concern
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>21372523>DCAing in le golden bull marketNGMI. Just ALL IN with leverage if possible
>>21371864If he were getting outsmarted, just bumbling all over the place, you bet I'd post that.But as it stands, shit, FXI is beating SPY YTD and we're the ones with our dicks in the honeypot.
>>21372526Thx
>>21372544+2.16%Not as good as yesterday, but bretty gud
>>21372544Eyeballing it I'd say about 0.3% up.
Man are we really going to go from having a pedo zombie to a low iq indian whore for president? USA is collapsing in real time.
>>21372544It all depends on tomorrow. Make some money on PLTR, but that is about all.
>>21372544+.73%Best Performing: ARGT +3.05%Worst Performing: EIDO -0.32%
>>21372542That's great, anon
>>21372544+0.27%
>>21372544sold out my china stock that was up massively, but ive lost confidence in it now, couldve walk away up +60% on that position on monday if i sold then. sold my oil as well, not sure what to get into next
>>21372544Pure stock is up 0.47% but holy fuck that Roblox PUT is going to fuck me over. At least it’s only 20 bucks max loss
>>21372544i am financially bored at +1.2%.
>>21372544+.2% Pretty fucking boring. Xi scared me for a bit but now im not to concerned anymore
>>21372544+2.3%
>>21372544i am financially black
Dumb mumu faggots ITT. Here's what will happen:>Trump gets elected president>They crash the markets with no survivors>"Hey, look at what le bad orange man did!!!"
>>21372583he can just grab em by the V-shape
>>21371842>>21371921>>21371932Ching chong xi
>>21372558For a medium to long-term investment, keep an eye on YANG. I'd get some now and then, if more stimulus gets announced on Saturday, you should be able to get even more at a larger discount.
>>21372590>Losses are green.>Gains are red.Chinks are just built different.
>>21372596It really is a different system.
>>21372589The upside down V shape.
>>21372591the risk of china pumping for no reason is too great. i think there will be a pull back until it runs out of steam then its going to continue climbing again. shake out in the short term into recovery
>>21371749The market can stay fake and gay longer than you can stay heterosexual. Make of that what you will...
>>21372623Sheeeeet
>>21372604aren't you used to sideways ones
whats the deal with natgas? why does price continuously go down?
>>21372544Got fucking heemed again. All my stocks except apple were red, and most of the damage was in long dated calls.
>>21372641I don't know they're too always blurry to tell which direction they're going.
I hope TUSK gets some good contracts for repairing hurricane damage this season
We just broke to the upside after several days of consolidation. Tomorrow is fake and gay government data. Faker and gayer than SIGA + GRND + AZZ.Why are you not 300% long?
Any wagies? How much of your net salary do you invest each paycheck?
>>21372544+.19% still looking for something to dump 70K into
CNN is looking weird right now, bearish?
>>21372559Roblox is a front for child sex trafficking. I wouldn't short it.
>>21372942Usually around a third
>>21372930Because the economy is bad.Inflation is bad.Company earnings are bad.Inflation data is fake and gay.Jobs data is fake and gay.Gold is at an all time high.Why are you not -300% short?
>>21372942Jews have wages?
>>21372942More than half.
>>21372958The 24 people who watch CNN must be shitting their pants right now.
>>21372930markets closed strong today, same as yesterday. I expect cooler inflation data.
>>21372984>Omg what? You're telling me people in Israel work? No fuckin way dude...
>>21371776The rightful government of China resides in Taiwan.
>>21372969But why would that make markets go down? Where would the money go? Gotta start thinking of capital as fluid like the big bois do.
My Son Jack needs to CALM DOWN and fill the newest gap so I can keep buying. Who is getting so exhuberant over him? It is unsettling.
>OPENAI PROJECTS TOTAL LOSSES FROM 2023 TO 2028 TO BE $44 BILLION - THE INFORMATIONIT'S OVER
YMAG paying 0.28/share this week, XDTE paying 0.20/share
>>21373057Aren’t they private?
>https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2024.05.20.24306810v1.full.pdf>Study on 1.7 million kids that got jabbed ALL have myo/pericarditis, the non jabbed were fine>https://parl-gc.primo.exlibrisgroup.com/discovery/delivery/01CALP_INST:01CALP/12165649990002616?lang=en>Canadacucks admit jabbed are dying way more oftenThis looks super bullish for insurance stocks, but incredibly bearish for everything else....
>>21372544-1%
>>21373074the ones dying from vaccine also have other conditions or perfectly healthy for the most part?
>>21373012It's tied to 2 Year Yield Computer. Don't ask me why.
>>21372544+0.56% I need tesla to dump hard tomorrow. Either norobotaxi or have the overall be it's clearly still a concept they have put no work into
>>21372544Up 1%
>Markets>https://voca.ro/1lc2TEoGEFjJ
your broker is proud of you right anon?
>the hurricane is likely to cost Disney $200 million in repairs
God I'm just having the most brutal of shits right now.
>>21373150Just raise cost of dismey+, no problem
>>21373152Does it burn?
>>21373152Cacator, cave malum
So the market maker niggers are just gonna pretend everything is perfect and keep making new highs every day for 12 months straight.Clown World
>>21373474A little bit, I like eating pickled really spicy habenero peppers with my food sometimes and if I have just black iced coffee on empty stomach before I eat lunch with my spicy pickled habenero peppers I just get the most brutal shits later. I'm talking spicy bombs dropping out of my ass harder than a suicide bomber for Allah here.
>>21373150isn't that pretty much nothing to them? not like their only activity is in that one place
>Florida real estate market was already under severe pressure>Crisis for insurance>Hurricane hits>Exacerbates already strained real estate markets - who wants to buy a home in Florida right after a massive hurricane>causes Florida real estate to implode, dragging under regional banks>drags under other banks with cross exposure
Been on vacation for a few days and completely out of the loop, what do I buy now?>>2137294250 to 75%
>>21373499Nothing ever happens
Remember when everyone here bought TMF one month ago when I told everyone it was a bad ideaRemember when I recommended NVDA the same day at $105Remember when everyone said I was wrong and an idiotRemember when I turned out to be correct
>>21373509Compare that with my shill
>>2137294290%I get paid a lot by my customersOsint industry
People who had no idea about bond markets and leverage products chose to ignore an expert (me) giving them sound advice and instead thought they knew better after 5 minutes of research (dunning Kruger), all the whilst of ignoring me
>>21373517I shouldn’t say ignored me they actively argued with me God.. what fucking morons hahaha I bet they must feel very fucking stupid now I hope they learnt their lesson and lost a fuck ton of money
>>21373517bonds are terrible if you're not crazy rich so you can live of their non existent gains
Victory to diversity.
>>21371726
>>21373518?
>>21372544I decided I want to play online poker again.
im having difficulty deciding where to put money. i want to invest for long term but cant justifying buying the top so i have to stick with short term trades which can be tricky to find
>>21372942like 60%. 20% goes to interest on mortgage and 20% on utilities and food.
CNBC talking heads are saying:"Wow everything is great! Joe and Kamala saved the economy and stock market!"GAY
I've never had sex
>>21373561who needs that when you can look at graph going up instead
Is inflation under control?
This picture if from a live cam of Key West, Florida a few seconds ago. These are hurricane winds and storm surge. The people are taking pictures, a kid is playing, couple people are at the edge. Sure it is early and things aren't intense, but the stupidity of these people is really eye opening.
>>21373561Just pay for it and get it over with. Having a girlfriend/wife these days is more trauma than it's worth. I envy people now who have never had sex because they at least didn't waste their time and mental health on such ordeals.
since there is literally nothing in this market I want to buy, I am considering blowing my portfolio on a housetalk me out of it
>>21373577Stop noticing goy
>>21373583What about access to cheaper credit and/or lower taxes?
