Love your sister edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>21723182
>>21728363i wish i'd had siblings, then maybe i'd have fewer fetishes & be more well-adjustedi know it's my responsibility though
i should've trusted my friends when they gave me a way out of this house
lol. lmao.
>>21728363
>>21728363LUNR bros, in 10 years when we're living in our space castles will we still post on /smg/?\Are you excited for January's landing?
>>21728460I am in full FOMO. Bought 500 shares of RGTI and LAES AH. Cmon Wall Street give me a nice hype pump for Christmas.
CPI is gonna come in low, causing face ripping rally. Screencap this
>>21728386siblings don't prevent you from having fetishes.
stop splitting, you faggots
>>21729194WTF core CPI came at 3.3% and market still giga rallies? what even is this?
I fucking hate bitcoin. Retards get to double their capital in a few months just by being retarded meanwhile I invest like a smart person and get to watch +1% -1% forever until I double in 5-10 years. How is this fair? Bitcoin should be BANNED worldwide. FUCK trump I wish harris won.
>>21729225it's literally just this leaf faggot who can't stand not having his fag flag at the top of a thread
>>21730291FATHER CHRISTMASGIVE US SOME MONEYAIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR YOUR SILLY TOYS
>>21729899Fake and gay. They've been down for like 2 years and in that time you could have easily gotten 2x from boomer stocks without any of the instability and infinitely more liquidity.
is a big correction coming soon?
kill TSLA shareholders, behead TSLA shareholders, roundhouse kick TSLA shareholders into the concrete, slam dunk a TSLA shareholders baby into the trash can, crucify filthy TSLA shareholders , defecate into TSLA shareholders food, launch TSLA shareholders into the sun, stir fry TSLA shareholders in a wok, toss TSLA shareholders into active volcanoes, urinate into TSLA shareholders gas tank, Judo throw TSLA shareholders into a wood chipper, twist TSLA shareholders heads off, report TSLA shareholders to the IRS, karate chop TSLA shareholders in half, curb stomp pregnant TSLA shareholders , trap TSLA shareholders in quicksand, Crush TSLA shareholders in the trash compactor, liquify TSLA shareholders in a vat of acid, eat TSLA shareholders , dissect TSLA shareholders , exterminate TSLA shareholders in the gas chamber, stomp TSLA shareholders skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate TSLA shareholders in the oven, lobotomized TSLA shareholders , mandatory abortions for TSLA shareholders , grind TSLA shareholders fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown TSLA shareholders in fried chicken grease, vaporize TSLA shareholders with a raygun, kick old TSLA shareholders down the stairs, feed TSLA shareholders to alligators, slice TSLA shareholders with a katana.
>>21730321Stocks will continue going up in perpetuity as society disintegrates around us
>>21729210yes, but i imagine the experience of having siblings would likely prevent this specific fetish
>GUSH
>>21728612yikes
Okay.. slurped some UBER. Everything is so overvalued. Laughing Out Loud!
>>21730325
>>21730329slop
My weekly dividend estimates$290 total for the week700 shares XDTE - took profit and rebalanced700 shares YMAG 180 shares RDTE - new position
>>21730339Yeah, I know.
I don't think the guy I'm bidding with realizes it's actually a cliff. All the auction page shows is an areal photo. I know what it looks like because a real estate agent tried 4 years ago to sell it to me for 5x what the current bid price is at. I low balled her and she said she'd find someone else. Apparently she hasn't. I might wait for this guy to figure it out.
>>21730351got pics of the cliff anon? I won't buy it I promise
Yeaaaaa I think i am just going to hold QQQU
>>21730354At this rate I won't either.
gonna go out, getting some cigarettes and beyond orange chicken at panda express.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaeLKhRnkhQ
I quit my job for no particular reason
>>21730370Based Oasis enjoyer
>>21730372Did you quit or did you sandbag until you got fired?
Do I only like dark skin because I can't get a white girl? I can't get a dark girl either but it seems more realistic.
>>21730380idk why people say this. It's always easier to sleep with a girl of your own race. I had yellow fever most of my life but was only ever to get white girls.
>>21730380chocolate girls are the best, especially if they're packing
>>21730370>>21730377
OOOOOOOHHHHHH
Market just trucking along.
>>21730386Retarded faggot.
don't forget to stay hydrated today.
I took profit with DXYZ. I feel like once you're up 110% in just a couple months you really should sell 50% of what you're holding.
>>21730370CHICKENSCHIAKESHACH
>>21730378Technically I was sandbagging but they wouldn't bite so I had to quit. It was a rather unique job but I just grew to hate everyone I worked with even though I pretended to get along with everyone.
2 days undone in a few hours on higher CPI as expected with an increase of cut odds of 10%.And by the way, 2y yield is down with a slight recovery. 30y is up.
chiackes*fuck
>>21730417I know the feeling. I did that a few years ago. It took an entire year for them to actually fire me.
>He sold TSLA at the ultimate bottom several mounths agoKek baggie
>>21730392OooooooooooOoooooooooooOooooooooooOoooooooooOooooooo
>>21730426O
>>21730372I’m thinking of doing that myself
>>21730421I love being a $tsla shareholder.
CHWY CHADS RISE.
I'm barely making money because I bought UBER too early. What a scam.
>>21730428long UWOT
>>21730439Fookin mega.
I’m a stock jannie and I’ve had two random clients call in the last week trying to buy MILIF ‘Military Metals Corp.’ Weird...
>>21730403I only drink diet soda and coffee
>>21730448meet Virginia
Santa rally soon.
>>21730445Elaborate.
>>21730455I don’t know, Ove had two guys call in the last week asking to buy MILIF but I have to tell them our (shitty) brokerage platform doesn’t allow OTC penny stocks. I never get these calls so it seems fishy
>>21730449That song is older than most of the faggots here.
they didn't have orange chicken. even though it said on the internet that they did. even though the ceo said they were dumping their product on panda express months ago...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
>>21730515>they didn't have orange chickenIt's over.
>>21730515RIP
>>21730515Wow, this was AI? Not too many errors
>>21730437I’m down 0.6% when did you buy it? I’ll buy more later. I’m rebuilding my portfolio from scratch again.
>>21730525Bought it last friday so I'm already down like 8%. Alphabet is still my largest position so I'm still up today but I wish I had a bit better luck with my entry.
>+0,42% on 30y>+0,40% on 20y>despite expectation of cutKek, the fed is literally solely and only cutting for the debt
>>21730468>to post on this site you must be--oh fugg
Ruger releasing a total Glock knock off
>>21730464I wonder if they heard about it on a stock tips Facebook or some shit.
>>21730533TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPININTO THE FUUUTTUUUUURRRRREEEE
>>21730534>collaborationKEK, spottem gottem, keep it or need it?
>>21730525Is she actually 12? I thought she was way older, like 16 at least
>>21730534>Glock knock off>Not GlockoffYOU HAD ONE JOB
>>21730529It happens, anon. I’m trying to be more patient starting now and into next year. You’ll be fine even being down 8% on it.
>>21730538They’re all cunny in that anime.
>>21730534this is the collaboration I want to see
>>21730534LMAO it's actually R X M - Ruger X Magpul like the collabs, wtf lmao, because of the large X I thought it might have a different meaning, but no.
>>21730544FUND IT
why has target been shitting the bed? who have they been losing market share to?
>uber discussioni told my mom sell her uber shares @85 and she didhow did i know it was the top?because they dumped tsla for no reason on that day. they trade inversely. another thing to watch for is the train stocks. uber is the biggest holding in the transportation etf, and basically represents the entire growth factor section of it. when trains and tesla stop pumping, then its safe to buy uber. but it will dump until then.
>>21730548Walmart
>>21730534I feel like I should know what these words mean since I own SWBI.
I've been in cash for the last 18 months. Fuck this shit I'm buying
>>21730548I like them but they’ve gotta fire their executives. Stores look like shit. Bad inventory, bad lighting, workers are fags or elderly women. Shartmart is heeming them.
>>21730554>I've been in cash for the last 18 months.Bro
>>21730556That means fire the CEO
>>21730556I went the other day and they seem to have improved. The deals are actually better than Walmart and the male fashion department is *way* better than Walmart (although at this point even GoodWill is better than Walmart for that.)>The workers are uglyYeah. It's retail. Walmart is just as bad if not worse.
>>21730554Top signal!
>>21730560They can’t be a discount store and a ‘luxury’ one. So raise prices, and make it look more expensive. Hire good looking girls instead of fat niggers and Spics.
They expect PPI to be higher too tomorrow. Since it's expected, it should be fine.
>>21730544I don’t get it
>>21730566The joke is her head game is terrible.
>>21730596i havent seen this fuck gif since we moved to /bant/. are you the original poster from back in the day?
>>21730598If you mean the guy who always subtracted daily inflation, that was me kekWe really are here forever
Was going to buy PLTR during the morning dip. Didn't and the stock went up. Hate that.
>>21730601yea i think that was you lol, you would post on the ding iirc
>>21730598No, just carrying the flame. Futhermore, this 2mb limit means I have to break out all the antediluvian memes.
>>21730554>cash for 18 mounths >already lost 80% cuz of inflation
>>21730561I have noticed, though, that there are more attractive *customers* at Target as compared to Wal-Mart, or the dedicated grocery places around me.
>>21730602Same. This stock is ridiculous, but I'm expecting red tomorrow.
>the market will even close at a new ATH
berk down 1.8% over the past 5 (trading) days and my other stuff ain't doin much better. It's fine if it's down but I'd prefer the rest of the market to be more down. When crash?
>SWIM: +5.15%
yes i am up thousands today but asparagus was no longer on sale. i had to pay full price for this stupid side dish i've been assigned. at least i got to see the cute girl with the bad speech impediment that works there who i will eventually marry and get professional help
The fed is going to cut again next week
>>21730614The shooter got the wrong guy
>>21730616Just shut the fucking door.
vibes for 2nd half of the dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McR0H0NKmBg
>>21730616(((they))) always do.
>>21730613back when i was a teenager, i used to shop at a place called "borders" and they sold things called "books." there was this cute lady with a speech impediment that worked there and she'd always lose her cool and stutter a lot when she rang me up. i hope she found love.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbr60I0u2Ng
>>21730614I need to find a girl where her tits make up 40% of her weight
>>21730621Holly Jolly.
>>21730614Welcome back, inflation. Guess that's why FNGU/MAGS are going nuts.
>>21730624i used to go there, although i'd just buy coffee and read the latest 2600 and wired magazines and leave
>>21730818Is Make: still around? That was a great magazine.
>>21730818two-story Borders with cafes that were open til damn near midnight was peak 2000s kino
>Niggervideo loses supreme court appeal>stock poomps anyway
>>21730825FUCK
>30y mooning
>>21730833I need a consise video explaining what the fuck bonds mean, I still have trouble getting what they signal.
>>21730828God damn AI! I almost asked "what in the fuck slot is that?"
Who love you when no one there? Who love you when no when care?
>>21730837tldr how much will it cost the gubmint (or business, whatever) to get you to loan money to them.
>>21730818>coffeeBUDDY, LOOK AT COFFEE FUTURES COMPUTER
the girl who fucked 100 guys in 24 hours is dead inside with regret >>>/wsg/5755502
>>21730828Sounds like a classic news failure and that you should long it.
>>21730844Ok, loading up on NVDL
>>21730843I don't understand what she is saying. Does she mean one on one is more intense and she just felt here like a cock sleave? Or is she saying this is more intense with 100 cocks?
>>21730859She's saying that having sex with 100 guys is really intense and scary and, shockingly, doesn't suggest it.Considering the average load is 2.5 ml and she fucked 1000 guys, that means she took 2.5 liters of semen. TwoPointFiveLitersThe average milliliters of semen has 250 million sperm. That means she took 625 billion sperm inside her.She's a genetic cocktail now. She's going to end up completely mentally insane. Or more so.
>>21730862>>21730843my bad, it was a fucking 1000 guys
Yields just going higher. Budget deficit larger than expected>US November federal budget deficit 367B vs 353B expected>That's a big fiscal hole>There is plenty of seasonality in monthly budget numbers but this is the largest deficit since August and compares to a deficit of $314 billion last November.>There are no easy fixes here but Americans might be working longer before collecting Social Security.
>>21730614based
>>21728363The bearishness on AMD is ridiculous. Earlier this year people were hyped like crazy and now it went in the completely opposite direction again.
>>21730863it was 100 but she said she wants to do 1000 next
>>21730863Is there a livestream vod of it anywhere?
Rolling CCs should be illegal, it cannot be this easy to make money.
Techniggers, especially TSLA, just won't stop
>>21730864Illegals cost us 151B a year give or take. So that’s a good fix.
>>21730881TSLA is going to 3T market cap, chud.
>>21730877watch out for the steamroller
Wray is such a pussy bitch.
Musk BTFO on his own platform
Heads up. $35 hood calls expiring this week are basically going for face value. Bought 8.
>>21730890what a fucking idiot
mangione mangione what were yours motiveoli?
>>21730893>mangina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFySAh0g-MI>when was the last time you ate?>i had a... little pastry. and then i think i had a sandwich. and then the rest cum.fucking GRIM
>>21730892I guess he doesn't know that his reply sounds pretty sarcastic.
lmao @ wagies
>>21730898
>>21730900What else could you expect from a company literally called "yes madam?"
>>21730899Everyone knows Democrats take money from foreign countries and serve the highest bidder instead of American interests.
>>21730892For me it's when he said the cybertruck was what Bladerunner would drive
>>21730915I still think it looks cool.
>>21730843>actions have consequenceswho would've guessed? those fricking fricks will never learn
>>21730890that's interesting it's the case in japan specifically>>21730892i wonder if he made a mistake and thought it was global, lol
>apparently the girl who fucked 100 guys had a final 101st guy who didn't even get to fuck her he just ate her out after she took 2 liters of semenBecause now she's ready to settle down lmfao
>>21730625Me too...but a lot bigger
4chan has really become normalfaggot central same as Facebook, reddit, and Twitter. Anytime some news that tickles normalfag neurons happens, it spills over here. First it was that homo shooter, now it's some fucking whore. There was a time 4chan was where trends started, now it's just another place for the trendy talk of the week.
>>21730890He’s struggled to read data all year. Kinda based.
>Used PC I was looking at on Ebay>was 115€>now 157€To be fair,it was really cheap compared to all other models at this price range>1270 v6 Xeon
>>21730929wow it's almost as if we're people too
>>21730919Women need to have rights though because....
>>21728612i spent some of my allowance on laes though. i think this guy may be onto something. too bad he probably roped himself this morning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsg70XDCJ30
>>21730929I heard about her here first months ago actually.
>>21730922Is the last guy a turbo fag or just retarded?
>>21730935And you used to be regulated to staying on your social media of choice if you wanted to talk about the latest gossip and trendy memes.>>21730943Doesn't change my point. Old 4chan would have heard about some slut going for 100 guys in a day and immediately replied with "who cares about what some 3D bitch is doing?"
>>21730922Dude got sloppy 101s
>>21730892It's kind of sad how much of a spiral his latest divorce sent him into. The genius inventor image was never going to last, but he didn't have tear it apart himself on the platform he accidentally bought.
>>21730948I think you have it backwards. I've been here since ~2010 and people definitely were pretty tuned in to what pron stars were doing back then. What's weird now is that normal people are talking about it publicly rather than being ashamed to know not that it's on 4chan.
Musk haters gotta be seething right now lmaolook forward to more seething when he hits 1 trillion and lands on Mars.
Leftover pizza is 100x better when its air fried. I even add extra stuff on top like pecorino romano and pepper too.
>>21730952yeah even just a few years ago i met The Hedgehog at a party and posted a pic to normiebook just because it was so weird and all my mates were like 'not that i know who that is, but cool!'
is 420 going to actually hold? i thought it was a joke
>>21730954>took a toss with twatter>made it back in spadesleftist be seething
>>21730954I wonder if Bezos is seething that he's not the richest man anymore
How accurate is pic related?
Mumu hang your stocking with care.Bobo better prepare.The Santa Rally Soon will be here.
>Argentina 2,4% yoy>after 2,7%yoy last monthWhat can the US learn from Argentina?
>Piecing Together Luigi Mangione's Lost Yearwhat a lightweight, i've had a lost decade
>>21730964>>21730964Looking at the numbers if you sold you missed a mean bullrun.
>>21730954holy based
>>21730900>These names
>TRUMP PLANS TO SCRAP POLICY RESTRICTING ICE ARRESTS AT CHURCHES, SCHOOLS, HOSPITALS: NBCHow do I profit from this?
>complain about HR being in the wrong>some fag immediately replies taking their sideWhat is with this website and contrarian dipshits? Gas all contrarians, improve site quality 200%.
Is this where KOSS sends?
AAPL dying
>>21730975>OPEN UP PADREfucking basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iysSJ51sRc
We welcome ticker $GME and $CHWY on The Escalator.
>>21730973i make this face all the time with my mom when i'm trying to explain things without saying "the jews"
>>21730929At least we can say nigger here, nigger.
>>21730975The deportation folio:>Longs: AISP, AXON/BYRN, BKTI, TBI, UAL, SAM>Shorts: DUOL, MAR, HLT, EWW, LOCO, ABR, STZProbably missing a few but those should cover the big themes.
>>21731092Far too choppy and soon for inclusion in escalatorfolio.
holy shit a black swan downpour is happening rn. i just hope my package im expecting gets here alright.
>>21730956Haven't tried air frying leftover 'za but it does reheat really well in a skillet. More work though. I usually just put it in the oven covered with foil.
>>21730956air fried is good, in fact i just reheated some Papa Murphy's thusly for lunchbut if you have time nothing beats reheating in the oven with an egg cracked on top
>>21731101come back to /fit/
>>21730952They were tuned into whatever thing to fap to, not this obvious normalfag bait to create discourse. What is there to say, this bitch is nasty? Multiply that by the 1 million social media posts and you have anything you can get out of it. On the other note, I have been saying the internet is degenerating in a catch up attempt to be like 4chan. 4chan was always real. Social media created a guise that slowly has eroded and now people are showing their true colors. They are still normalfags though, and instead of making memes about how the avengers are like the Obama administration, they instead make memes about how Thanos should have been raped by Antman.
>https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1866933975144337877>Wanted posters of more healthcare CEO jews appearing in NYCkek this is some Spartacus kinds of shit
i've been trying to eat more fresh fruit latelywhat are some of the best from a business and finance perspective?
>>21731095That shouldn't mean we should welcome the latest reddit headline so long as you toss in a no-no word in your post.
>>21731291Why them and not the politicians that made the place a shithole?
>the stop loss cost me 25 dollars yesterday>the canceled order 15% lower never placed>it would be up 125 dollars today>lost 150 bucks, or 350 bucks
>>21731291why couldn't you just post a screenshot of the post instead of posting those boobs you fucking degenerate fag
>>21731300What if the headline is about niggers?
>>21731306Then reddit probably won't talk about it, and now it's 4chan approved.
>>21731303And admit that the head nigger's grand achievement was a mistake?
Any SOUN chads here?
It's still Biden's market.
>Trump tells Powell to retire>powell: “NOT PERMITTED UNDER THE LAW”>DOGE finds billions in savings>department of treasury uses funds saved to buy bonds>trump wages war on fed in bond market Is this a possibility?
>>21731333Trump already cucked. He said he won't ask Powell to step down.
>>21731305I like big fat cow booba more, duh
>>21731336Didn't trump pick that dude
>>21731333Tump and JPow are friends. They listen to Grateful Dead records together.
What do we think about KNX here?
>Yields
>>21731320The only sound I'm into is from KOSS: >>21731069
remember folks,this is STILL president joe's economy and stock marketand i'm STILL ridin' with the madlad#DONTGOPRESIDENTJOEim gonna miss this little nigga like you wouldnt believe son
>>21731353I miss not being able to say it's Joever. I mean I could still say it, but it doesn't make much sense now.
Is this thread joever?
it's never been more joever.
>>21731375No it goes to 150 images and like 450 posts. Or 500 I forget.
Sold some Intel, bought some Costco, what else do I buy? More TQQQ? SOXL?
>>21731382It's rather strange having been in the desert of /bant/ so long.
Last thread someone posted an image of this girl. Here is a different angle. It is market related cause I need money for the babies that this women could bear.
facebook was down and none of you nerds even noticed???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuS5NuXRb5Y
>>21731403Haven't used faceberg in like 10 years at least. Not even for my side hustle. I hate the platform.
>Donald Trump will ring the New York Stock Exchange’s opening bell on Thursday.I'm expecting a super red market crash just to spite Trump
>>21731403
>absolute fucking ripper of a day>no interest in taking profit because it's all in frequent distribution dividend ETFs
>>21731403>We're saving so much money have AI write a ton of our code now!Then again the market doesn't care about outages or bad UX.
>>21731333nolmao
>will pump in the last 10 mins
>>21731450The last 15 is always reserved to roll back all the options degeneracy.
>>21731397Buy INMD, watch PGNY and PLCE, short ESTA
Just buy.https://youtu.be/kDVzexhr7io?si=nu7eV-jUuzypBza8
>>21731395AMSC, FOA, KOSS, SKYH, and TSSI were my buys today. Not sure about the quality of entries they offer right this second though.
Gold and miners (don’t check silver)
>Playing Shiren the Wanderer on PC>Got the plus pack bundle for $47>Pic related happened to me but its on floor 99....near end of the dungeonThis is a bearish sign for my portfolio
>>21731472
>>21731489hilarious https://youtu.be/JkCb0RtyAWE?si=3q3XHFCu9SqTJ4vO
TSLA has to be pumping cause Musk will force Google to hand out Willow
oh shit, AH selloff?
Good day
DING DING DING DING DING DINGWell, how'd you niggers do today? +1.99% here
The weather outside is odd... al the windows on my house just fogged up
>>21731575bretty good +0.8%
>>21731575What the hell it's already close?!?! Portfolios were all pretty green today. Hopefully the xfer into my>futuresaccout clears by Friday so I can trade Sunday open.
>>21731304idk why people do stop losses. Hedge or don't but don't be a wimp. The thing isn't going to protect you from anything serious anyway.Trading with a stop loss is like fucking a girl with a condom. Either you want to do it or you don't, quit pretending you can have both.
>>21731575Up 1.97%, very happy
>>21731575+2.6%! Woohoo this is a good month for me.
>>21731575>didn't hit ATHFine I guess. Generated more Hiei in Santa outfits.
kek tomorrow PPI will also be on point and they'll sell off.
$tsla to $450 tomorrow seems likely.
>>21731575Like 2.6% on active trades.MVPs: BITX/BITU, ETHU, CRNTLaggards: CHGG, BSEM, SBBCFBought: AMSC, FOA, KOSS, SKYH, SPY puts, TSLL, TSSISold: BKTI, FANCF, IONQ, LSF, NOTV, TSSIFunny enough, while my BKTI sale perfectly timed the bottom, I cut FANCF before this total heeming. For my next disastrous Canadian ticker I'm thinking AFMJF.
Where's Kroger anon? Is he ok?
>>21731575-0.08%, could be worse, my tech stocks shielded me from most of the losses.
The fucking hell was that ginormous dildo on SPY just now
>>21731582Depends where they put 'em. Not every trade will go your way and having a disciplined way to close things out can prevent terminal bagholding.
>>21731611You guys sell your bags?
>>21731610It spent all afternoon putting in a rounded top with a lower high. There's a reason I bought some puts today.
That gay PBM bill will go bye bye.
>apply for government job>"you have 30 days to complete the onboarding">okay>actually we're going to close all your tasks since it's december and we have holidays, sorry, you'll just have to resubmit everything!So why didn't you wait until january to send me the onboarding stuff, you stupid fucks?
>$ADBE | Adobe Q4 2024 Earnings:- Adj EPS $4.95 To $5.00 (est $4.95)- Total Rev $23.30b To $23.55b- Sees FY 2025 ADJ EPS $20.20 To $20.50- Sees Q1 Rev $5.63B To $5.68B (est $5.73B)- Expect About $200 Mln Headwind To Fiscal Year 2025 Revenue- FY2025 SHR View $20.54, Rev View $23.78B
>>21731582-0.45% I've been crabbing so had.
>>21731575Up 9% but we have a long way to go before we make any profit
>>21731614Funny enough, I keep one bag that's a company just barely limping along to remind myself about this. (It's down 99.96% from my basis)
>>21731624Same, I'll show you my chart if you show me yours.
>>21731625Uh, can you elaborate a bit?
>>21731472i think i'll go with mr pricy card
>>21731628I'll pass, but I'll just "it is what it is" for another day.
>>21731575>+.7%Made some smart purchases at today's nadir. First time I've been green this week
>>21731611me being disciplined had me close my tsla longs at $150
>>21731621>government jobare you brown?
>>21731644White president white government sorry pajeet.
>>21731622It was sent to bed..
My Tesla shares hit +100% today, wish I had bought more
>>21731641That could very well have been the right move!Look at it this way, for every trade you got three steps:>Devise plan (including your stop loss)>Execute plan (where you need discipline and/or judgement)>Review plan (including when you might re-enter)If you want to get better, you bring as little chaos to the execution part as possible. Then you can more simply decide whether selling at 150 was a good, rational part of your plan. And afterwards whether you should've bought back in when TSLA showed various bullish signs over the following months and years.As Lynch says, the stock doesn't know you own it. And it also doesn't know if you are returning to it like that one redheaded ex.
>>21731621What jorb?
>ADBE -5%What did they mean by this? I thought tech only goes up. If Tesla my assault can 2x, Adobe can too.
>>21731683Indian CEO.
>>21731683It's not the Mag 7. Which is the standard play when the markets are spooked about inflation/bonds crashing.
>>21731626I check FNGU regularly for the sake reason.
I accidentally realized 13k in profit this yearmostly on soxl
>>21731700>portfolio's barely keeping ahead of 100% FNGU
>>21731707What did you buy?We need details.
>>21731706It's over... Capital Gains is one thing but thing of how badly inflation is beating you...
Chewy is fucked tomorrow. Should go down a lot. Makes me kind of happy as Chewy anon cause I don't have a position and can buy cheapies later.
>>21731706YOU BEST GET THAT 1099 READY BOY
the fuck was that after hours scamwick on spy
>>21731715The biggest powerhouse on the passive side has been BITW, but that's closer to the end than the beginning of this hot streak. Hence I track active trades separately on a daily basis. Gotta build up skills and experience to keep the gains train going.
>>21731723I got spooked and closed ThinkorSwim when I saw it
Someone explain TEM.
>>21731718I've doubled the performance of the shit and piss 500 this year, think I'm gonna be ok just fucking around a bitnot all in cash if that's what you are inferring
>>21731489Why do all the games you guys like look like complete shit?
I made some bell pepes for ding ding posts. consider this a public resource in light of ding ding anons retirement to employment.https://files.catbox.moe/nl9r5c.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/h8rc4q.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/wgzrio.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/bs1382.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/mce08o.jpg
>>21731787Cause they are gay af. The only games real men should play are fps and third person action games. MMO and rpgs and shit are gay af.
UBER doing a lil sum AH. Swede anon will be happier. I sold I’ll buy again tomorrow.
>>21731602Do you do this for a living? That is a lot of daily activity.
>>21731798You're early today.
>>21731805Just woke up Kek
I think I'm gonna shred up some leftover chicken and make tacos for dinner tonight
>>21731798It is icky and I’m not just saying it. Even since like 12 years, those mmo rpgs have always turned me off.
>>21731812Do us all a solid and go back to sleep.
>>21731798Wrong.
>>21731798I only play fps and third person action games. Thing is, when I watch YouTubers talk about my fps games, these guys are all unattractive dorks and all the pro fps players look like geeks too. So idk.
>>21731798I think gacha games are great. I couldn't really get into Genshin impact but I got real hooked on raid shadow legend.
>>21731839Yeah. You’re an ugly dork lol.
>poO idfellas perhaps we were too quick to slant our judgment one way
>>21731621>expecting foresight and efficiency from the governmentget a load of this retard
Fuck. Have to wake up shower and marinate my turkey.
>wake up in the dark>go to work as the sun comes up>do work that could literally be done from home for 5-6 hours>get home around 2 PM, 6 days a week>sun sets around 5 PM>3 hours of sunlight for meI want to move somewhere that winter doesn't exist.
>>21731602>afamjaf
>>21731852That’s the work life. At least you avoid the rush hour humiliation ritual.
>>21731852>I want to move somewhere that winter doesn't exist.Florida?
Baggot tongues my anus.
>>21731852I get let out of the wage cage at 2pm once a week and I'm thankful for it. Granted I don't work 6 days a week. By far the thing I dislike the most about this time of year though is how there's practically zero daylight left when I'm done waging most days. Sucks man.
>>21731794Yes, now make some funny Pepe memes of him abusing women
>>21731852boohoo nigga
>>21731869He should be rotund and businesslike
>>21731869>>21731874the model has an interesting direction for this prompt. the upcoming new base model should be much better at these kinds of prompts.
>>21731879Kek that’s good
- Hey man, have you seen my twin brother around?- For the second time dude, no
>>21731831The big sleep lmao
>>21731867And the warm bed and hitting snooze multiple times. Omg.
>>21731575+2.69%worst time feeling good because i made gains from nvda and spx instead of riskier investments D:
Making a compound butter marinade for my turkey. Will leave in fridge over night.
>>21731919Anyone have any advice for my turkey?
>>21731922Turkey is a racist symbol to the indigenous people of Canada. I'm sending your screenshot directly to trudeau. Enjoy prison bigot.
Fucking "trans men" is straight
>>21731922Yeah, go to >>>/ck/ you worthless retard.
>>21731924K. Trudeau is a good example, a really good one, of a man that totally let himself go. Not only physically (which leads to hormonal changes) but mental too. The guy legit huffed his own farts (propaganda and feminism). He legit acts and even sits like feminized cuck. He wasn’t always like this. The first time I saw his young pic, the guy had some masculine energy, was pretty good looking and I didn’t sense soi from him. He is also a good example of a man who got lots of female attention when he was young and was constantly surrounded by girls that the girls femininity rubbed off on him. As time and decades went on, including his hormonal and muscle and test decline, he became very very soi. Also, being married to a western roastie didn’t help.
>>21731922turkey is never really good, it's okay at best. therefore use a sauce or gravy of some sort.
>>21731924>>21731940> He is also a good example of a man who got lots of female attention when he was young and was constantly surrounded by girls that the girls femininity rubbed off on him. As time and decades went on, including his hormonal and muscle and test decline, he became very very soi. Also, being married to a western roastie didn’t help.This happens to a lot of men who are popular with girls. They hang around girls but with all the feminist propaganda and weak inner game, they become pretty weak and cuck as time goes on. And the girls in their social circle see these negative changes in the men and reinforce it to make them weaker so they meet less girls. Kinda like a wife trying to make an husband undesirable to other girls.
>>21731575+2.95%
>>21731942Ok.
POWEL YOU NIGGER RAISE THE RATES
>>21731950
Woke up, showered, lifted, drank choccy milk, check the markets.
I was literally thinking maybe this guy wouldn’t be like this if he was getting laidyou’re not passionate about idealistic shit if you’re getting laid
>>21731970weird way of saying women are energy vampires
>>21731970also the manifesto is outit’s actually rather short and non-extravagantmanifesto (1/2)
>>21731978manifesto (2/2)
>>21731976that’s basically true, yes
>>21731970Why do you think its>marry and reproduce. It’s not that reproduction is bad, but with an ugly roastie wife, the best a bottom 90% man can get, he ain’t gonna do anything else and be content.
>>21731978>>21731979>Talking about market cap and ignoring the currency dilutionWhat a brainlet lmao
>>21731979I'm buying shares of united to dab on this cuck.
>>21731986he was off by a fair amountit’s closer to 16th in what I’ve looked at, but that’s still a rather tremendous company and it did grow rather quickly throughout the 2010s
>>21731988I think a lot of people are going to stop using United, and their revenue is going to drop over the next couple yearsLike, you have a couple options when you’re signing up, and normies are going to stop picking United over literally any other option that’s listed for them
>>21731978And yet he’s denying it in court
>>21731990you think they are going to read this guy's manifesto?
>>21731970When I was young and saw that movie I knew what marry and reproduce meant. It isn’t “have a kid.” It was have a kid so you can no ambition in life. Look at all the 4chan posts from loser who tradlarp lol. Majority of men are totally worthless and when they have an ugly wife and child, they can pretend they accomplished something.
>>21731630I am down 33% from options this week, but I make some improvements today since by the end of the bell, I am up 9%
>>21731990People have the memory of a goldfish. In 2 weeks everyone will forget about this guy and United will roll out some pride flag bullshit to win everyone over again. That homo Luigi threw his life away for literally nothing. Some VP at the company will fill the shoes of the CEO and it will be business as usual by Q1 2025. People will be back to obsessing over Travis kelce and Taylor swift in no time.
>>21731994well his lawyer iscould be a whole Ted Kaczynski thing again>>21731995it’s really shortElliot Roger was at 100 pages or some shitTed Kaczynski wrote 35,000 words / a whole bookonly took maybe a minute or two to read
>>21732001>Travis kelce and Taylor swiftexcuse me sir this is a no oldfag zone I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.we obsess over chapelle roan and nettspend now
>>21732005Chappelle show was on 20 years ago my man.
>>21731097Oh, add FVRR to the longs and RELY to the shorts.
>>21732005oh are we clowncore now?
>>21732001>People have the memory of a goldfish. In 2 weeks everyone will forget about this guymost will forgetpeople are still watching the p diddy and epsteineven for smaller things like ted kaczynski, people still remembernot most normies, but he may have a continued cult following>and United will roll out some pride flag bullshit to win everyone over again.I was thinking they’d probably pull a re-branding and change their company name — they prey off being forgettable>That homo Luigi threw his life away for literally nothing. Some VP at the company will fill the shoes of the CEO and it will be business as usual by Q1 2025. People will be back to obsessing over Travis kelce and Taylor swift in no time.I’m hoping RFK does something or Elon Musk’s DOGE stuff clamps down on medicare expenses that are literally just being mismanaged and funneled into health insurance companies’ pockets
I raped myself, today.To see if I still came
>>21731990Where are these companies that have more than 1 healthcare provider choice? I've only ever had 1 company options with a few different plans. From what some benefits people have told me doing health bennies with more than 1 company is really expensive.
>>21732018scoopspepe
>>21732019>Where are these companies that have more than 1 healthcare provider choice?both my current company and previous company
>>21732017The Unabomber was terrorizing people for more than a decade.This guy offed one dude and got caught with his mcnuggies a week later.making comparisons is kind of embarrassing
>>21732023wtf, did he really sacrifice the rest of his life for some $MCD?BULLISH
>>21731970>>21731978I would love if someone did this to Jerome over at the Fed
>>21732025they call us burgers for a reason
>>21732021yes. yes, it is.>>21732023>Unabomber was terrorizing people for more than a decade.he only killed 7, but is way more known and influential than people with a bigger high score like the DC sniper or the vegas shooter
>>21731804Sorta. I could just SSO and chill out in retirement or do a normal job, but would feel bad leaving gains on the table.Plus this is like vidya that pays - fun once you get the hang of it.
>>21732044did he not know about The McDonald's App(tm)?It has a variety of features including Rewards, Mobile Order, and Delivery
>>21732025I literally cannot believe he didn’t have a giant food stash for trying to live in a fucking cave or forest or some shit.he took the time to 3D print a gun, get electronic signal blocking bags for his devices, find out where the billionaire was staying, but didn’t have a solid gameplan for staying tf out of view of public eye? wtf
>>21731854Sentiment bottomed in the tin market and, unlike uranium or the other IMs, shortages are pinching imminently.
I no longer relate to the UHC killer. I could go 20 years without my face being seen. It's already been 6 months since I talked to a girl who wasn't asian or Indian (I need to speak to my HR dept about this discriminatory hiring practice against pale goddesses)
>>21732043jerome is fineyou can literally just get around everything they’re doing by just hoarding solid physical gold and dodging cash.self-sufficiency/self-reliance basically circumvents that whole issue — totally circumventable
>>21732052Tinbros WAGMI
>>21732053>I no longer relate to the UHC killersamehe had quite the glow downI’m still in favor of his actions though, although I wouldn’t personally do them
>>21731997Options are like chili peppers: use them a little bit, sparingly, on the right stuff. But eat them all the time and your ass is gonna burn.
>>21732018They always come.
>Clear throat.>Spit thinking It's mucus.>It's mostly blood.That's the way she fucking goes I guess.
>>21732053Not to mention he sperged out and killed a CEO because he couldn't have sex. We literally have a general full of people that can't get laid and you guys aren't out killing people, you sit at home and play dwarf fortress or factorio like normal austists.
reee can VZ find a near term bottom already I don't have the patience for this
>>21732076>Buys a Telcom company.>Has no patience.Anon...
>>21732074a big part of the issue is that we need to legalize and normalize prostitutionif he just paid for a couple BJs at an amp or some shit, he’d probably not care enough to actually hunt down and shoot a fucking billionaire
Do you guys think BABA will make a comeback?
>>21732080Nigger company is riding my mental stoploss
>>21732088CHYNA is kill anon.
>>21732088Yes.
Bakers?
I'M MAKING THE THREAD NO ONE ELSE DO IT
My mouse ran out of battery this might take a while...
OK here>>21732126>>21732126>>21732126
>>21732128Good. Because you announced it, I won't make one this time. Americans are finally learning
I frequently think about how at this time 2 months ago I had 125 shares of MSTU and could have bought another 400 or something but pussied out.>my lost 60k>my even more lost 180k on that pump to 300
>>21731575+4.49%-0.75% from last Wednesday though...Still +4.2% on the month though
>>21730547wtf happened?not enough thermal jello?
