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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Toki+Asuma

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>21732126
First for Giantess Mega Growth rally
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So the market really doesn't give a shit about PE ratios huh?
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>>21732126
based lordgenome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktnonXCz64o
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I'm starting a hedge fund.
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>>21732141
It’s been broken for a long time. I’m just flipping things until we sell off.
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>>21732137
Seconded
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>>21732156
To hedge against what?
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>Sony confirms they want to buy Kadokawa. The media conglomerate owns many companies including 'Elden Ring' & 'Dark Souls' studio FromSoftware, and 'Dragon Ball: Sparking Zero' studio Spike Chunsoft

They can fuck right off with that shit
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>>21732167
The Greaterest Depression.
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Fuck it, one last drone gamble. Buy MTEK.
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>>21732206
I thought the pressing issue was kodakawa wanted Sony to buy the whole company, but Sony only wants Fromsoft. Did that get resolved?
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Damn, because of when I started this new job, I'm only going to get one paycheck in 2024.
I've set it to put almost the entire amount into my 401K before the limits rollover into next year, so I'm basically not going to actually get paid until January lol
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>>21732227
Imagine Sony owning Konosuba
lmao
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>>21732233
RIP to all of those cute busty women, they will make everyone looks ugly as fuck
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today was a good day.
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> ServiceTitan, a provider of cloud software to contractors, priced its IPO at $71 a share on Wednesday, above the expected range.The company is set to debut on the Nasdaq on Thursday under ticker symbol “TTAN.” ServiceTitan previously raised its price range to between $65 and $67.
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>>21732299
I'm more a booba fan but even I wish I had a wife with giant fatass
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>>21732137
>>21732159
>rational, albeit gargantuan proportions
>capricious, aloof, and apathetic crushing
>tush focused, yet understated
>visible legs to imply towering stature with perspective
mwah, chef's kiss. beautiful. keep being you. you have a keen sense of aesthetics.
>>21732162
>irrational proportions
>targeted, specific, malicious crushing
>mammary fixation
>giant status implied by proportion alone
garbage. get this out of here. i don't want to see anything more like it. you're giving others a bad name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
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>>21732218
gl. i've had my fun gambling and staying away from high volatility for now. i bought some $nbis yesterday anyways though.
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>>21732328
What's wrong with mammary fixation?
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>>21732299
Credit to that stool, that thing is well made to be able to hold up that ham beast. Also, imagine the smell. There is no way she is able to clean herself properly.
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Thread theme, about Rocker’s immense weight
https://youtu.be/hQqNUwNNkTo?si=VQdwWmYNchmEKY_R
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>>21732299
I don't get it
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>>21732360
I still can't believe he did the emo cut.
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>FNGU
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feels good being a $DJT shareholder I can't deny.
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>>21732378
Next year, you'll probably be able to redeem your shares or a comfy government job
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Holy fuck guys. Took me an hour to prep the turkey for the compound butter. And then I just said fuck it and butterflied it and now it’s roasting in the oven. Merry Christmas /smg/
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michael saylor calls for $250k bitcoin in 2025. im inclined to agree.
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>>21732299
would
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>>21732423
Those YouTube videos and online recipes telling you to preheat oven first and then do all the prepping forget how noob a regular kitchen person it.
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Apparently I'm gonna get some extra money from that old Equifax breach settlement
They haven't said how much though... might be like $2.50 or something
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>>21732434
congrats. buy bitcoin with it.
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>>21732384
>or a comfy government job
*for a half order of MCD hash browns
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XOM do be looking decent fr fr.
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>>21732438
are you going to risk buying oil into the new administration?
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>futures
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>>21732442
Drill, baby, drill. I’ll slurp at 100’s.
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I missed some free as shit money with $crwd. for some reason i thought they were going to get sued out of business but obviously nothing ever happens.
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>anon, we have determined you fail to pay your full tax on capital gains from 7 years ago
>you were 500$ short plus 100$ in interest
>there will also be a 15$ convenience fee for paying the outstanding balance online, as opposed to using an archaic piece of technology called a check (did we mentioned this money will go to saving the trees?)

I hate the government so much its unreal.
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>>21732457
i don't even know why i file my taxes. seems best to just never do anything and let them write you a bill.
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I deeply regret all the energy I put into trying to get a normalfag office job over the last 7 years instead of just working as a wageslave trucker for fedex and putting all the money into high risk options and crypto.
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>>21732457
The Biden IRS agents that were hired got really aggressive. I got some shit like that from them from crypto trades two years ago. Notice how they only go after the little guys.
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>>21732460
They tack on interest, late fees, and penalties. It’s best to overpay them actually because they will refund you the difference.
>>21732461
I’m afraid I am heading down a similar path.
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>>21732461
Hindsight is 2020
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>>21732465
>if only you knew how bad things really are
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>>21732469
>2020 was nearly 5 years ago
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>>21732468
This. So much this. Its also best to let your gf sleep with other men so she can't cheat on you.
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>>21732469
In 2020 I was deeply regretting all the time I spent obsessing over grown up things like politics in college/hs without realizing how little any of that shit matters since politicians always default to sucking jew dick.
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>>21732476
>I have a gf
lol, lmao.
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reminder that you should be trying to maximize the expected value of log(wealth), not the ev of wealth.

for those birdbrains out there, that means the more you have, the less you risk
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Are you boys behaving yourselves tonight?
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>>21732477
we've all been there...
i guess some of us weren't, though, and naturally focused on what actually mattered
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>>21732491
Fuck you shitwood I hope an alligator bites your nuts off.
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COST will do its usual shart into pump earnings..
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>>21732477
politics are completely irrelevant and a trap for poor/stupid people. but we all gotta learn. i remember watching bill maher at age 20 or so thinking this is what smart people do.
>>21732500
i like $BJ
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I heart my jew-obsessed christian zionist political waifu

she tweets about Israel all the time and I occasionally reply, she favorited it once <3
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>>21732509
>politics are completely irrelevant
Hope you're prepared for US to turn minority white. At least there's white countries like the UK to flee to if things get bad.
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>>21732509
Politics is absolutely relevant we pumped 5% the day after Trump won.
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>>21732515
oh man dude you have no idea how much worse it is in England.

Their population pyramid is completely fucked. All the white people are old, none of them have enough kids, and they import 600-900k immigrants a year many of whom actively hate the white natives and are immigrating on the basis of jihad.

the important thing is to never EVER let the government take away your guns, that is so clearly the root of the problem in the UK.

the white working class is being strangled by a coalition of the rich, the liberals, and the wogs all of whom actively want to kill it.
They rebelled this summer after an African immigrant stabbed and killed three white children at a elementary school party, and when the white working class had a totally justified emotional response to that act of horror, the response of the government was to throw as many of them in jail as possible. they can't resist because they don't have guns.

now it's been memoryholed.
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>incel
Our guy
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>>21732465
They still haven't sent me the bill for my underpayment penalty 2 years ago. What are those 80000 bhenchods doing?
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>>21732515
the government calls the mexicans white so everything will be fine
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>>21732524
So why didn't he gank the surgeon instead of this CEO guy?
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>>21732512
>AZO
I thought that thing was finally going to crash. I thought about buying in when it was 1700/share but thought it was rediculous to spend that much on an auto parts dealer.
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>“I am confident that it is going to hit $1 million.” - @EricTrump on #Bitcoin
im not confident, im certain.
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>>21732426
Expect the unexpected
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Vodkanog is really good
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>>21732540
more of a hot buttered rum guy myself
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>>21732524
why does his landlord know if he was having sex or not
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Santa Rally!
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>>21732548
There was a no sex allowed in the pod clause.
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>>21732549
when making ai art, syntax matters. medium and style should be addressed before the subject, and terms after the subject should be sequenced by their importance to the image. for example:
"anime, social realism political propaganda, cute girl dressed in santa outfit, riding bull, bustling industry in background, text "SANTA RALLY""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIHtUxnRN0c
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>>21732557
That's what I do, except I write in descriptive sentences
Also wtf is this
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>futures
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LFG BOYS
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Last night I turned to my side to sleep and somehow strained my groin. Like that inner part of your upper thigh. I could only sleep for a few hours because of the constant burning and aching. But I just took a nap and feel a little better. Thank for your reading my trading journal.
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>>21732565
You need to drink more water. This is financial advice.
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>>21732565
How are you going to have sex if your groin is so weak?
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>futures
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>>21732524
>can't have sex
>completely ripped with a six pack
How will /fit/fags ever recover?
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>>21732585
i wonder if he fucked his back in the gym
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>>21732585
>How will /fit/fags ever recover?
>Implying those fags do any recovery routine
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>futures
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mister jerome henlo sir
please lower the rates next week
do it bigly sir thank you
no further questions
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>>21732591
Based.
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NIGGERS
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>>21732500
>>21732509
For me it's OLLI. I think Rocker turned me on to it and the damn thing's doubled SPY YTD.
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>>21732592
>New moon on Sunday
>FOMC Bullshit Wednesday
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
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>futures
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>>21732592
>>21732598
woah black santa
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>Alien mothership drones media everywhere now

Meh unless there's cute busty waifus involved, I don't care
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>Futures
>https://youtu.be/wkcjFC0zc-Q?si=Z7R1CorE-SB2GjeL
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Did we get F.E.D.'d again?
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>>21732600
Timmy wasn't given the kind of notoriety because the sheer amount of damage, and the simplicity of how he did it... you give the wrong guy a bad idea....
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It would be nice to get a sell off to reset for January.
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>>21732600
The crazy shit is how media and bull shit grabs public attention. All these broads are sucking the CEO assassin's cock, yet he's fucking weak. He attacked from behind and hid. If he was strong he attacks the industry head on, and takes the fight coming back at him. He's a coward.
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>>21732596
based
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>>21732640
He wasn't even good at hiding less than a week he's captured.
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>>21732562
whoa, sorry. guess you know what you're doing. i'll back off then. it's just that i would never have posted anything of that quality unless i was pressed for time or boxed in by the subject, y'know? like if i was just posting what i wanted, like from the heart posting nothing topical or anything, i'd just want to do better than that, i mean i wouldn't settle for that, y'know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uTcw_A80Bo
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>>21732596
>Rocker turned me on
He what
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>>21732650
Your heart is going to give out before your 40 years old.
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>>21732650
Taking viagra just to jerk off should have been a warning sign for much larger problems with your cardiovascular system fatboi
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ROKU will report positive earnings in FEB.
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>futures
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>>21732660
I thought Disney was buying them out...
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>>21732660
Like I thought roku and Disney were equals or something, did a court block something or some cock sucker?
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>Futures
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>>21732659
I’m almost at that stage. I don’t get erections anymore but I can play with myself and get hard enough to cum.

>t. 22yo gooner incel
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>>21732612
based i hope i get Ataru'd
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>>21732665
Start doing 1 push up today, and then do 2 push ups tomorrow... just care enough about yourself that you want your life tomorrow to be better than today.
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>>21732659
baggie, you're going to be in my prayer intentions tomorrow. i'm really hoping you get help with whatever it is that has you so troubled.
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>>21732671
actually straight up fasting works wonders
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>>21732665
If you can't do one push up, let your knees touch the ground and do 3.
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>>21732673
I don't need help. I get so much closure and new beginnings... funerals and all kinds of partys
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>>21732673
Im waiting for the miracles, and this year with Xmas and Hanukkah starting. I'm so happy. Have you been watching Israel and my buddy Bibi?
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>>21732675
Make sure to drink water.. you won't gain muscle. But if you need to lose... i never like losing. I hate admitting defeats. Sometimes I dig further in and double down.
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Biden killed the KR and X merger in the same week.
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>Now That's What I Call... is up almost up to 100
>I'm not even 40 yet
how is this accomplished?
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>>21732685
you know how i am. i consider the affairs of flesh-eaters to be beneath concern. i thank god every day that he lays a peaceful path before me. don't let me be a thorn in your side, i hardly notice you after all.
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>>21732548
the landlord told him he could pound bussy for rent and he said would if i could and the landlord said damn i'm such a FAGGOT i was really hoping for that and LOOGIE said oh yeah me too im something of a FAGGOT myself
because
THEY WERE BOTH
FUCKING
FAGGOTS
A
G
GAY FUCKING FAGS
O
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE ON FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>21732595
AND JEWS
>>21732651
this
fucking GROSS

i didn't get to make any trades again today
too busy and didn't even get to check on the markets but a few quick peeks
and can't even remember what was HAPPOONING
other than what NATGAS AND OIL did
and now there's only 2 trading days left
THX OBAMA
>>21732699
CHECKED
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>>21732651
There's nothing homoerotic about good stock picks from a pixelated Jew on a $5 webcam.
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>>21732671
>>21732677
I dont think it’s a vascular issue I have a normal BMI and body fat. I eat healthy and I work in a warehouse moving shit all day. I think I gooned too hard. I guess I could stop touching myself so much but that’s really hard. No women ever. No intimacy.
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>>21732663
ROKU will moon as it gets hefted up in Cathie's great big bag of crap.
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>>21732699
oh you know what i did NOOTICE one thing today and worried about you and ur mom because i saw that quantum STOOK she insisted on HODLing had a pretty dumpy day
it showed up in one of the lists of notable STOOK movements
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i'm going to make chili and blueberry cobbler tomorrow
should i invest in some vanilla ice cream?
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>>21732718
It was 60’s before the theoretical buyout scenario talk. I bought at.. $66 or whatever and sold at $85. Cathie send it to $125 now..
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>>21732725
is your chili and blueberry cobbler good? Seems kind of spicy for a dessert.
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>>21732730
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>>21732460
>and let them write you a bill
this
fuck the glowies
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>>21732591
based
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>>21732591
link or FAKE AND GAY
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>>21732524
>his former landlord said
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>>21732737
>glowies
*JANNIES
and ur moms muff
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>>21732748
i wonder if her carpet matches his drapes
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>>21732557
>>21732650
what do you use for making ai slop images?
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>>21732752
always wanted to try a ginger
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>>21732756
chicks usually shave it all off, so you basically only see a red muff in porn
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>>21732159
>401k and pension plans constantly pump money into the market, like clockwork, regardless of conditions
>senator proposes a government retirement account for gig workers that will act like a publicly funded 401k with contribution matching
>why won't market go down?
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>>21732757
that only applies to pozzed cititards
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Finals over. Out of school for awhile. Drinking. Alone. No friends. No social life. No bitches. Virgin. God D A M N
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>>21732461
I have a normalfag office job which is why I have time to actively trade
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>>21732768
>people funded, compulsory retirement plan backed by the full faith and credit of the United States
Oh man where have I heard that one before
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>>21732563
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>>21732557
Well I got exactly what I was hoping for in this image: >>21732549
My only complaints were Santa Rally got cut off, and the extra text at the bottom. But Santa riding the bull (and the bull wearing a Santa hat) is exactly what I asked for.
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>>21732778
it's not compulsory, yet
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>>21732769
>only applies to pozzed cititards
nigger, when’s the last time you’ve tamed some strange?
they all shave down there, unless you’re banging some 40yo MILFs
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>>21732786
never has it been more obvious your only experience is with sex workers
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>>21732770
>Finals over. Out of school for awhile.
>No bitches. Virgin.
you probably have no idea how pozzed your female peers are.
it’s seriously fucked.
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Having a good night at the bar. Playing lots of classic rock at the Juke with a boomer who saw Jethro live 6 times.
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I’m hungry but I’ve been cutting back again to lose weight.. tomorrow is probably beef and broccoli.
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You know the B-Movie Action USA? Yeah? Well, this is something else.
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>/smg/ completely dead during market hours
>flooded with faggots blogposting during off market hours
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>>21732800
I just wanna fuck a vagina atleast my age and touch a nice butt and thighs and maybe some nipples (female) and kiss her face and play with her hair and then I’m good I’m set. I’m not even asking for a lot. They spread their legs in like two weeks for most my class mates but FUCK ME RIGHT I’m ugly retarded and short so i am banished to eternal inceldom. Before you go there I’ve already tried paying for sex scoops
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Musk will abuse his power and force Google to hand out Willow and its technology. No other explanation as to why TSLA pumps pretty much together with Google.
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OOOOOOOO XIAOMI BROOOOOOOOOOSSS
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>>21732791
no, nigger, they fucking shave the cat these days
it’s just like the Full Metal Bush episode of south park
they’re worried guys will chastise them for possessing an unsightly, untamed bush

>>21732803
Gushing over magical girls was so fucking good
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>>21732806
ask me how I know that your hands are brown

>>21732824
>investing in china
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My parcel is in Fenggang Town.
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First smg post of December 12th 2024 everyone after me is a faggot nigger
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>>21732827
>parcel
>part and parcel of living in germany
>gets raped and shitted and bombed and knifed
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>>21732830
You live in Seattle. Lower your tone.
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>>21732807
>but FUCK ME RIGHT I’m ugly retarded and short so i am banished to eternal inceldom
go for freshmen, m8
they’re easier than you expect
they may take a couple months to get bored of the novelty of college, but by EOY, they just don’t give a shit
just have your own place and give them an excuse to come over

>Before you go there I’ve already tried paying for sex scoops
and how’d that go?
did you try soliciting a rando, a streetwalker, or off some platform?
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I was wasted at the company Christmas party and I accidentally called Heironymus Bosch's "the garden of earthly delights" "In the garden of eden ". How embarrassing.
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CPI next month gone be bad thanks to oil and natgas
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>>21732833
I WILL 9/11 MY COCK DIRECTLY INTO YOUR FOREHEAD.
THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
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>>21732837
Idk scoops I think I have an underlying problem. 22 years is a long time. I think the issue is more severe than just every woman I encounter doesn’t like me.

Yea I asked a girl from high school who now goes to my college how much over Instagram and she never responded. Again, I have something else going on here I think.
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Guys don't take fitness advice from a guy that looks like this.
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>>21732844
He has a cat dude of course I’m going to take advice from him
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>>21732844
I can't believe after all his stupid gookfu posting he breaks up with her for more hedonistic and possibly gay sex. She must be devastated, a woman finding out her fiance is a bisexual
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>NVDU

momentum play trading ex dividend today. it goes back to 120-130 EOY if NVDA goes on a rally

Thoughts?
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>>21732850
forgot pic
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Bears he thought...
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>>21732843
>22 years is a long time
no, the thing is that you’re not a nigger and you’re a nerd and you like money and you don’t have so much time on your hands that you’re spending every fucking weekend getting trashed while hunting for dumb chicks
>Yea I asked a girl from high school who now goes to my college how much over Instagram
no nigger, that’s not what you do
girls don’t like hooking up with dudes that they’re already acquainted with
e.g. you can almost never bang a chick that you’re friends with because they don’t want an opportunity for you to go bragging to all her friends about how you banged her
they prefer casual relationships with guys that have no overlap with their friend group
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>>21732843
you might want to listen to him, or otherwise try to hurry this up while you're still in college.
t. level-37 wizard
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>>21732843
Let me be deadass with you. Looks matter a lot.
I just logged into Facebook and the first thing I saw was a new picture by some "hoe" that added me 10 years ago or so which I never saw, met or even talked to. She studied in Austria and a guy I know also went to uni in Austria for a while and for whatever reason she thought I was there too and she just added me as a friend. Maybe it helped that she is greek and I'm too, but it still was entirely pointless. My guy also told me/warned me that she definitely looks worse in real compared to her pictures, kek.
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>>21732860
Looking at her profile I see she studied medicine. My guy is a computer techie. I think this all happened because I reacted to an Uniparty invitation for the lolz or something, cause I don't expect them to have studied together but only seen each other at parties.
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>>21732859
college actually doesn’t help much at all
it used to be a fair resource for finding a spouse, but over 50% of people now get a relationship or spouse via dating apps
dating/marrying a “classmate” from college barely fucking happens according to statistics from the CDC
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>>21732865
are you high rn?
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>>21732848
Oh there is definitely gay sex going on.
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>>21732868
Less and less people are using dating apps
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>>21732838
that’s only all that bad if it was in a 1-1 setting with a female coworker, or directed at one

>wasted at the company Christmas party
absolute rookie mistake
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>>21732871
>press X to doubt
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>>21732869
Sorry, you have never experienced the same senseless stuff.
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>>21732870
Imagine leaving your fiance for a ladyboy that you can suck and fuck as much as hedonistic pleasure you can take like a forbidden fruit. How that would devastate a woman that the man she loved enjoyed sucking girl dick.
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>>21732876
They are going broke for a reason. People aren't meeting as much from dating apps.
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> Control F each thread
> No one talks about the Stocks/ETF's im into any more
> No one is talking about great options plays
> Only thing left that is enjoyable is scoops
sad, i'm aging out of evening /smg/
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I could HEEM everyone itt
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>>21732858
Dude I just want it once I’m not fishing for 1000 bitches. Alright lesson learned no acquaintances. I’ve got 8 months of no school and I’m probably going to experiencing what all the normalfags do with nowhere to meet people. I hate to make my life revolve around sex but there really isn’t anything else to care about. I’ve got goals this 8 months but to what end if I don’t have a partner. Goodnight scoops
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>>21732888
Nah, I'm fucking evil
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>>21732892
How can you be evil you work a 9-5 lmao
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>Yields

>https://youtu.be/JD_zkczJBkM?si=uVA26dUY5lOxQSQF
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>>21732897
Ain't no rest for the wicked, money doesn't grow on trees
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>>21732890
Having the day follow the month makes it a lot uglier.
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>>21732901
The 1% just took 21 trillion from the bottom 99% without doing anything
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>>21732903
Americucks will seethe
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>>21732888
False
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>>21732906
I don’t get how people don’t seethe at the 1% just taking 21 trillion dollars from the 99%. lol. That’s a crazy open fact.
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>>21732877
>anon A is describing how he can’t get laid
>turkroach begins telling very lengthy and autistic story about how he once added a girl on facebook
I mean it is a very nonsensical story, but the experience itself is not what’s nonsensical here
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>>21732884
What's up with the bitching? There is biz smg. If you wanna talk about SOUN, MSTR, AISP and other memecompanies, this thread is for you.
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>>21732912
You intentionally misunderstand my post, you subhuman.
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>>21732907
Maybe. But remember, only 8% of Americans are millionaires and only 4% are real millionaires. Me? I work at the grocery store but I will be richer than you.
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>>21732912
The fact he even considers it a significant experience to share shows his infantile mind set. I'd be ashamed to even consider sharing this even to boost my ego like he tries too. That German retard is a total incel loser
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>>21732919
I don’t get how 8% of people are millionaires. Do they all live in nyc and la?
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>>21732880
>MTCH
>over 50% of the market share — tinder, match dot com, hinge, etc.
>$8B market cap
>14.7 P/E ratio
>going broke
NIGGER, JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN’T PERSONALLY PAYING FOR IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY AREN’T MAKING MONEY
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>>21732922
Fake news
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>Japan Launches Four Day Week To Save Sinking Birth Rate.
>https://www.newsweek.com/japan-news-four-day-week-save-sinking-birth-rate-1996602

I think its a bit too fuckin late to try to get Japanese women to have kids again...
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>>21732920
You're posting eastasian women nonstop. Women I'd never consider, you uggo. Never said it was significant. The point of the story is that looks matter a lot. And you guys are coping hard.
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>>21732915
very kawaii

>>21732917
>>21732920
it’s literally a fucking shitpost about how he once added a girl on facebook, saw a pic 10 years later, then talked shit about her with some other turkroach that had been to the thot’s country
and this was somehow a highly significant experience to him
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>>21732923
>god I wish that were me
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>>21732925
Your story had no point. You looked like dog shit before and you still look like dog shit now. She probably felt fucking sorry for you.
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>>21732926
She added me. It's literally in the post. Ugly people will never understand.
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>>21732925
Looks are the most important thing to prime girls. 18-21. By the time looks are pushed to the side and other things matter, the girl’s looks are fading already.
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>>21732929
Cope on all levels
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>>21732926
Yeah I know, this dude is a literal retard that he considered how important this was sharing.
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I guess my superiority caused some controversy
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>this is fine
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>>21732930
Yeah that must mean she wants to fuck you now! Don't you Know she wants to fuck you now!
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>>21732938
Your cope fuels me
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>>21732936
Ruh roh raggy
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>>21732943
>My cope
Lmao so she fucked you already bro
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>>21732947
Keep going
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>>21732948
Nigger
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>>21732964
What seethe an insignificant story can cause. Delightful
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>>21732938
this
holy shit the turkroach is such a cringe incel
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>niggers here think that paying women for sex doesn't make them an incel
I didn't know until now
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>>21732936
>CAPE at record levels
>insiders selling at highest rate since late 2021
>retail investors buying at elevated rates
dude, I’ve already sold off so much shit
I’m just sitting on at least $300k of cash
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>>21732936
>>21732972
Also Warren Buffett himself is selling off A LOT
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>>21732935
>delusions of grandeur

>>21732943
>my autism is self-perpetuating
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Given that the incel uprising started with Mangione I now have a question: who will be your target, scoops?
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>the girls are not desperate, they pick their options
>they don't charge me more unlike some betterlooking guy which might even get it for free
>500$ for a night is nothing, if they do that 30x a month (if not more) they only earn 15k taxfree haha, that's barely above poverty haha
kek
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>>21732986
>She added me on Facebook so she wants to fuck me because she is ugly now
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We’re desperately in need of a brutal, tower jumping, 1929 style depression
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>>21732529
He didn't gank anyone
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>>21732987
Are you scoops' boypussy?
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>>21732991
No your story is dumb and retarded. It shows you never go outside and touch grass.
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>>21732979
fuck that’s a tough one
I’d say some commie nigger like AOC, but then they’d think she’s some kind of martyr and there’ll always be some retard to replace the murdered retard.
maybe an IRS building, that’d be pretty based. I don’t think it’d do much or get any kind of political momentum going like this guy did though.

maybe I’d just go to thailand or brazil or some shit and just rape a small army of children to death
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>>21732993

Could you please seethe at somebody else? I'm starting to get the ick
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>>21732987
KEK this is basically what I got from it as well
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>>21732989
we literally just need a correction
probably with a slow ass recovery
that’d be a sufficient nice firm slap in the face to remind all the r*dditors that they’re not going to fucking double their money overnight
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>>21732989
What makes you say that?
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I have a strong urge to go full cash gang. I do not want to own the S&P500 when Apple is trading at 35 forward PE with low single digit growth and Tesla at 120 forward PE. Might just sell my indexes and only keep the few fairly valued companies,
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Yields...
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>>21733073
https://scandinavianmarkets.com/

Not the best conditions (actually really not great for holding positions), but you could short if you are this convinced the market should not go higher and at least imply it should go down.
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>>21733105
I don't like shorting. Trading has never been my strongest suit. I just buy when I see value and sell when the risk/reward isn't worth it anymore.
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>>21733125
dude you need to get a few books under your belt. either read normie ones that tell ya how to safely invest without riding the ups and downs, kinda like you do now, or read a few on value investing so you can be more confident in the few companies you manage to find. can't go wrong with Benjamin Graham. Securities Analysis 5th edition is way better than the Intelligent Investor because it goes more into autistic detail.

if you don't put effort into this endeavor, it will be a hobby, and all hobbies you put money into and maybe get back 50% if you're lucky.

we are on the precipice of either the first leg of a fantastic bull market, or the last leg. Either way lots of money to be made for those that have an idea where to best employ their money. Then when the market crashes and YOU HAVE STOPS so you lose maybe a quarter of your massive gains, and everyone else loses more, THEN YOU CAN WAIT WITH CASH.

but to be all cash now is stupid, and sure buffet-sama has a heaping pile of cash but he's a different breed than us, also he's in the later stages of investing and thats when you sell outta weakness (apple is weak, they have been for a while)

just so everyone knows, I usually go to bed immediately after writing these blog posts, so if you need to be spoonfed, get your own answers.
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>>21732563
This map makes no sense. Especially with the modern borders. Italy and Greece had empires?
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>>21733147
This post explains why you think you are descendants of Alexandros.
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>>21733157
Italians got beat by Ethiopians with spears while they had tanks. When was this Italian empire?
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Good morning to my fellow Americans, the only people that matter
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>>21733164
It clearly is about Rome and also the italian renaissance. What else would Rome now be if not Italy at least? It was in Italy. Also there is Venice as a trading power.
You have to see the map as a form of cultural continuation, with a strong connection to the land/ground.
Yes, in the past 200 years they sucked donkeyass militarily.

You could say
>What has Greece done in the past years?
Not much. Except for whooping Italy's ass which might have changed WW2.
Since it is darkgreen it indicates the map wants to go back into ancient times and that's where a lot happened in Greece. Your country is not green, because it is hard to say you are greek/macedonian (like Alexander) as you are clearly mostly slavic. Slavs came way later into those lands. You can debate if Alexander was greek (as in greeks from Sparta or Athens) but he clearly assimilated and spread greek/Hellenism in an empire that reached far and after his death it still existed. Egypt had 7-8 generations of greek-macedonian Pharaohs until the Romans took over.
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>>21733164
But I also think that the colours in the whole of Balkan are a bit harsh. I'd had given them a more beneficial ranking. But the guy who made this put "Bufferzone" into orange. And that's what the Balkans were pretty much vs the Ottomans. Why Bulgaria is yellow but Romania or Serbia orange for example I can't tell.



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