Lovely edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous >>21924771
>Larry fink changing mind on immigration>https://x.com/NatCon2022/status/1879569327235432798What was the point in immigrating trillions of low IQ browns and blacks everywhere? AI really gonna replace them all already?
First for kill women
>>21928211based.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIE5wwvicew
>>21928210He needed the third worlders to lower property values everywhere so he could buy it cheap. Since that's been accomplished he wants them all out now.
>>21928210>Speaking at the WEFhe's literally just being told what to do by Klaus nothing more.
now I can post without anyone remembering who I was in the last thread
>>21928211This is dangerous extremism
>>21928257and if anyone does get wise and tries to hold you account for anything you said, you can just deceive them. it's such a simple thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0
>>21928262roasties are too retarded for their own good.the correct answer was obviously legalize prostitution, but instead she earned herself a bullet to the head
>*CHINA 4Q GDP GROWS 5.4% Y/Y; EST. 5%>*CHINA DEC. RETAIL SALES RISE 3.7% Y/Y; EST. 3.6%>*CHINA JAN.-DEC. FIXED INVESTMENT RISES 3.2% Y/Y; EST. 3.3%>*CHINA DEC. INDUSTRIAL OUTPUT RISES 6.2% Y/Y; EST. 5.4%I don't believe these numbers one fuckin' bit, like Japan cooking books during the 1990's
Yields almost down one cut after horrendous inflation data. Waller, this bitch, adds to it with comments about possible 3-4 cuts this year. They only care about the yields.
>>21928296>China +5% gdp with deflation>germany -0,1% gdp with 2,6/2,8%(EU-Adjusted) inflationWe are not the same
>>21928296china generally characterizes their gdp numbers as targets rather than actual truths. IE It's what the government burrows use when planning their budgets. If they really don't feel confident about a number they won't publish anything. In other words it's probably a little above their initial estimates according to some of their metrics. Most likely on account of increased exports.
dubai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhEku5PxJiQ
>>21928302I wonder where they got their manufacturing growth lol.
>>21928322Chinese factories have no overhead unlike cucked west
>>21928318I rather get violently robbed somewhere in europe's tourist destinations and then laughed at by their local police
>>21928318I'm seeing, arabs, white people, asians and few indians. you'd find more indians in montreal.
>>21928318This is an evil place
>futures
>>21928264dis nigga thinks anybody care
thinking about buying COAL
>>21928371I'm glad my japanese mom never called me out on my hentai collection
>Twitch streamers that used to have exclusive contracts to YouTube like Ludwig, valkyrae, sykkuno, and myth only came back to Twitch as soon as expiration happens>Get showered with tons of viewers and subs.....>Money and viewership drops like a rock just weeks after the fact>Ad revenue also super low due to adpocalypse>Even twitch shills and normies seems to gradually get concerned>Many claim streamer industry is in a dire gully money wiseI'm think both video game industry and streamer industry will collapse by mid 2025, loading puts and calls for AMZN and gaming stocks accordingly
>>21928380Maybe she was the>futasposter
>>21928386priced in, studios have been dying like flies for 18 months. I think the real thing is they aren't going to recover cause AI is going to get rid of their moat.
>>21928365it definitely seems to get the tranny jannies quite flusteredeuros seem to shit their pants because apparently that stuff is “illegal” or some shit off in their 3rd world country
Oh also I was being a huge critical ass about Twitch on TwitterX over their shitty financial choices(with proven statistics and other info btw) and there were STILL a bunch of stupid kids blindly defending;>"What do you mean bust? Bro poggers Twitch is BOOMING right now, look at all of the Kai Cenat money sub trains! Millionaires are everywhere on Twitch yo!"Nigga, you even got fuckin' BLOOMBERG reporting on the fact its at risk of being a ZOMBIE BRAND. That's anything but booming. Don't get me started on the ADL kiss of death too.
>>21928395it's not illegal in germany but you really are pissing off some other flags
>>21928391I don't even think the Nintendo Switch 2 will be enough to save the markets from a repeat of 1983 kek
>>21928386>I'm think both video game industry and streamer industry will collapse by mid 2025, loading puts and calls for AMZN and gaming stocks accordinglyThe whole industry? You sure it's just not twitch collapsing?
>>21928422Twitch and video games are kinda joined at the hip, at least for right now. But if Twitch does die(it will, mark my words smg bros), then the gaming twin WILL feel the pain for a long time.
>>21928417Meh, there are plenty of parts that are doing fine, it's just western AAA and AA studios that depend on ez investor bucks that are cookin. Ubisoft is defiantly the sick man of the bunch and they are headed for the grave or a chinese acquisition, whichever comes first. (I hope the chinese get it and make big titty nymph rayman game)
>>21928395Should be so, you homo (floresiensis)
>>21928422>>21928432lmao, people used to be happy to appear on TV for a few seconds and used to think it would be so cool to be able to broadcast yourself and actually have people watch you. Now this has to be an "industry" and people want to be paid lavishly for streaming themselves playing Mario Kart. We have everything we dreamt of and we're unhappy.
>>21928438>big titty nymph rayman gameI coomed so much to Edith Up back in the day
>>21928440don't tell me we found out that scoops is a manlet
>>21928462big if true, I mean small
>>21928262what's MAID?
>>21928462He's a manlet in spirit
WEEEEEEEEEELL WAY DOWN YONDER IN THE CHATTAHOOCHEE
>EEMI don't know much about TA but when I google "cup and handle" it looks almost exactly like this chart
at least to me. but I don't believe in TA
>You wake up tomorrow and the US stock market is down over 30%, real estate goes no bid, 10YR UST yields have fallen 50%, gold is up double digits and the Fed is doing QE. Would you say the US is in crisis?>Answer: https://youtu.be/aULRHXZz6ss?si=p8MFQIOFhzc2IJkf
>>21928386>loading puts and calls for AMZN and gaming stocks accordinglytwitch is negligible relative to the rest of amazon’s businesses and products.Alexa/Echo devices alone dwarf twitch in terms of losses and investments, and even that is playing second fiddle to AWS and their amazon.com retail website
>>21928472Medical Assistance In Dieing.Seriously, those fuckers think that people will just enter the suicide pod? Won't they rather grab a makeshift weapon and do as much damage as they can?
>>21928507True but its such an easy buy the dip sort of happening that I cannot resist, just like that Chewy anon is doing kek
How wonderful. Another day of nonstop pumping
I'M GONNA BE SO INCREDIBLY RICH ONCE WE ARE BACK AT ATH
>>21928507How much do Echo devices lose? I work in the devices side and its 90% indians. Hopefully the entire thing gets axed and they get sent back.
>>21928513>True but its such an easy buy the dip sort of happening that I cannot resistdude, twitch ad revenue isn’t even 1% of the revenue amazon was bringing in per yearthe net losses are also under 1% of the money amazon is turning over per year.it’s like going long or short on google over speculation that they’re going to drop the dinosaur easter egg game in chromewhatever signal that you can get with twitch is completely dwarfed by the noise of bigger and more significant moves being made related to AWS or amazon.comif you go short and AWS launches some hot new service, you get fuckedif you go long and prime day sales were underwhelming, you get fuckedat this point, I’m convinced this might just be an elaborate troll and I keep falling for the bait
>>21928639Twitch was priced at $46 billion(yes really) by a bunch of shareholder jews a while back. There's also pic related, loads of money backing streamers up....for now. Just a matter of time before they change their minds and abandon ship MySpace style. That's why I'm going full retard michael burry mode with Twitch. I'd suggest dipping toes in it for some easy cash.
>>21928386you can spot a short opportunity, anybody can. But the hard part is WHEN it occurs. and also how long can you last vs. how long can shareholders keep the ship afloat, or at the least minimize the damage until revenue recovers. and with giants like amazon, they can easily find some financial trickery to hide the losses, or just sell off twitch for a healthy premium, or do the bare minimum that keeps major shareholders happy, thus kicking the can down the road, like roblox.shorties got a tough job, they are necessary as yin is to yang, but with GME and other hordes of online connected shareholders, how can you predict when a stock will drop, if it ever does? everyone out there on stocktwits or discord or wherever hyping each other up around a scam company that will take them to the moon.Hell the other day I was on stockwits and didn't see a single piece of data to support, not even a hypothetical, just "yo bro we going to the moon" and "see ya at 55 next week" and hey thanks for letting me know to move along, but if the group of stupid stubborn shareholders get big enough for a ticker, it will spell death for shorts, and up up up we go infinitely.
>>21928513>just like that Chewy anon is doing kekI’m not following that very closely and have no idea what his reasoning is, but CHWY as a company is way more concentrated on one singular product area (pet supplies)and from what I can tell is basically “amazon.com for pets”unless he’s laser focused on one specific product that they offer on their site, I don’t see how your retardation is in any way comparable to what he’s probably doing
>>21928632>How much do Echo devices lose?“$25B over 4 years” or “$10B per year”total revenue for the whole company is around $500B-$600B per year>I work in the devices side and its 90% indians.the whole fucking company was like that.most of microsoft is also like that.seattle is basically New New Delhibig tech is at least 50% H1B, whether that’s chinese or indianI’m only grateful that it’s at least not the absolute bottom-of-barrel contractors from Tata, Accenture, etc that fill the midwest companies.>Hopefully the entire thing gets axed and they get sent backI’m really disappointed that Elon Musk is dragging his feet on that shit, but Trump absolutely scared off a shitload of them back in 2016 apparently
>>21928495Enjoyable fanfic
>>21928673Btw, notice how this chick didn’t get Botox lip injections? That’s a good thing
>>21928647>Twitch was priced at $46 billionAMZN as a whole is still over $2T market cap, so even if you’re pricing in a full liquidation of that $46B (assuming that’s even accurate), it’s not even a 2.5% dropTLDR: you’re still retarded even when I plug in your own stupid numberspost your position so we can see just how retarded you are. how much money did you even put into this retarded idea?
>>21928647foot note for the "other" line:(6) Includes sales related to various other offerings, such as health care services, certain licensing and distribution of video content, and shipping services, and our co-branded credit card agreements.So 1.3 billion is just 0.5% of their total revenue, and twitch is mixed in there along with other odds and ends. so they could let twitch die and to them it would be a fart in the wind. also michael burry is a retard that got one thing right one time, he is a super small fry on wall street, every call he has made since then has been wrong. I'll try and find the list of major wall street players ranked and where burry falls in there, he's way down on the list, don't listen to him unless you want to not make money. hell you'll lose money listening to the top dogs, but at least you'll make money more often.
>Cathie bought LUNRCathie bought LUNR>Cathie bought LUNRCathie bought LUNR>Cathie bought LUNRCathie bought LUNR
>>21928693Lol good old Cathie Stupid
>>21928262>MAIDThis is pretty funny actually. I wonder if the person who came up with it lurks here.
>>21928262I support more Maid access
>>21928647isn't ranked, but look at how how much money Burry has compared to other superinvestors. he's only on this list because Steve Carrell played him in a movie in pedowood. here's the list so you can look into portfolios of real investors, not some fake ass like burry. dude's a footnote on wall street, nothing more.https://dataroma.com/m/managers.php
A MICROCHIP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Yields...
>futures after yesterdays correction in the market we are now in recovery mode!
Hooked.
>$STT | State Street Q4 2024 Earnings- Adj EPS $2.60 (est $2.44)- Rev $3.41B (est $3.34B)- AUM $4.7T (est $4.88T)- Net Flows $64B (est $75.71B)- Net Interest Income $749M (est $739.9M)- FTE Net Interest Margin 1.07% (est 1.08%)
fasting for fridayyesterday makes me think we might already be pinned for expiryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSOaDxdhED8
>>21929401I’ve never fasted a day in my life but I’m very keen to try it someday. (Also I need to lose some pounds)
All in all it's just another V on the chart.
>>21929413i've done three days. it's taxing, something i wouldn't do for more than a day if i felt unhealthy. if you want to lose weight it will fucking do that though, eat good before going into it.
market flirted with breakaway momentum on wednesday. did not get a confirmation yesterday though. we're on the cusp of aquarius season, a 4 day week coming up, and a presidential transition like none i've ever witnessed, not to mention a great technical setup. and i almost forgot to mention, they're gonna need something to distract people from the disaster in the skies, wouldn't want people doubting the indisputable fact that space is real.if this is a tremendous day on the stock market, i will not be caught off-guard is all i'm saying. and if it's not, big deal. it's not like i have a woman breathing down my neck expecting me to make money, and i'm married to my positions and have a heart full of conviction. time will set things in order. what a week it's been already though, and next week has even more potential.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAg
Gold pulling back up
>sleep performance 89%it's over
Bobo I request your help with my HOOD puts.
NO NIGGERS ALOUD
intel pumping in the premarket. news probably pending.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLlYUlS_Awo
>US joins>Straight pumping>+0,56% pre
>>21929488Came here for thisIs it just because barclays set a price target of 23 dollars (lowered from 25) instead of 10?
I FUKKEN SAID NO NIGGERS ALOUD
Take your meds, you retard
>>21929508unless their DEI fabrication plants magically start to not be shit its a weird play
>>21929514>muh intel bad cause somethin something
>>21929521the something something in question
tonight you've got the power to take it, tomorrow you won't have the power to keep it...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh4c4-1Ch0E
NIGGERS WIL STRICTLY *NOT* BE TOLERATED.N E 1 FOUND TO B POSTN WIT TH ROBG FUKN SKEEN CUHLUH… IS GONNA B PERSEMCUTED… TO DEATH… VIA WHIPPINS N SHITTT…SO NO NIGGERS ALOUD.
>>21929527what if I’d rather just sneed it
>>21929512
>>21929514>>21929524Hey! Vaginas are NOT aloud to have opinions!That is an ICK!
test
What do we do today?
>>21929541Cute
>>21929535scoops there are no niggers here
>>21929541anal rape.lots and lots of anal rape.dry vaginal sex may be permitted as an alternative for those who do not have a poop fetish.
>>21929546THEN WHY ARE MY HANDS BROWN, YOU GOOFY ASS NIGGERMONKEY?DIDN’T THINK OF THAT, DID YOU?NO NIGGERS ALOUD.NO NEGOTIATION.https://youtu.be/oCX-a1r1Gzk
Well.. let’s see what SNAP does today.
>>21929524
>>21929546Also kys pedo child fucker
Starship blows up and TSLA is still up in the kike's only hours! FUCK YOU! FUCK THIS BULL SHIT! #RIGGED #FAKE&GAY #LUIGI
>>21929578Elon musk is hated by normies now because path of exile and the stock is still up!
>>21929578Trust the science baggie
>>21929577>anime freakout>on 4chancan you jew a little less
This pump is 80-90% tech, just identical to NDX
>>21929582The last time we trusted the science, 20 million illegals ran across the border, and 40 million Americans died from experimental injections that did absolutely nothing except line the pockets of the scientists with cash.
>>21929524>>21929508>>21929524It is up because some no name website said intel is "an aquisition target"
>futuresyou got your pullback yesterday Bobo, that was it, now it's time for the bull run to continue
I saw an ad for managed retirement accounts that take out fixed term loans using the account as collateral to quintuple the capital, paid for through the gains. The as claimed that all assets would be put into their own LLC to avoid any responsibility for losses on the borrowed money. This whole concept seems unhinged, is it as "what the fuck" to /smg/ as it was to me? And does anyone else think it opens the investor up to the risk of "oops actually we own your account completely and all the money is ours"?
>>21929596ugh you reminded me I own this piece of shit.This the time to offload my shares or keep holding? I had unironically already accepted that my money in intel would be gone like a lottery ticket
>>21929596>intel is "an aquisition target">market cap - $84Blmaookay, but to be fair tw*tter was $44B when it was taken private…I just have no idea who tf has enough money, and would actually want to do so.it’d have to be an american source, otherwise it’d get struck down over that strategic interest bullshit
>>21929601seems legit, where can i sign up
>>21929607that strategic interest bull shit is pure commie shit. just rip up the contracts and tell the fucking government to find some other supplier
Good morning frens and happy FrydayReminder market's closed Monday on account of National Nigger Day
>>21929608I'm not going to post because ads, but they want an experienced in house banking/financial lawyer to move to a New York City office and are only offering 200k/year for that position, so it sounds like their clients aren't the only ones getting scammed
is there another volatility index to buy calls for beside vixy, i'm predicting a black swan on the 19thor in that case should i just buy tsll shorts
>>21929607Cash:NVDA - $13B MSFT - $75.543BGOOG - $93.23BAMZN - $88.051BAVGO - $12.416BNevermind, the deal wouldn't go through in a million years for antiturst reasons
>>21929611i hope trump forces the niggers to decide if they want to keep martin luther the kang day or june tenth, they only get one nigger holiday not 2 and they should be fucking happy they get that
Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.
Completely organic. Which news dropped at 1400 Euro Time?
>>21929601>all assets would be put into their own LLC to avoid any responsibility for losses on the borrowed money>And does anyone else think it opens the investor up to the risk of "oops actually we own your account completely and all the money is ours"?there’s a legal concept called “piercing the corporate veil”, which is used for when it’s okay to ignore those nice, comfy LLC protections from individual liability.An example of when this would be relevant is if you were to:1) start shell company2) take out big loan and buy lots of jewelry and shit3) declare bankruptcy on that companyI think this concept is frequently applied for fraud like Enron, or anywhere that there was some kind of malicious intent towards investorshowever, that company is likely to try really aggressive high-risk shit that has increased odds of blowing out the account, I’d imagine
>>21929596quick! tell the market to stop bidding it up! they're making a huge mistake! all that money being misallocated... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5i7j0VhEHw
>Industrial Production (MoM) (Dec) +0.9% vs +0.3% Est.; Prior +0.2%The U.S. economy is unstoppable
>>21929620do you have to post this shit every day?
>>21929622your mom promised free handjobs for everyone which will boost the economy because stress relief helps with productivity :)
>>21929617>cashthere’s this really popular thing that hedge funds do that I think is called a “leveraged buy out”it’s where you take out a big ass loan to fund a hostile takeover of a company that you shouldn’t be able to afford
>>21929596I could see it if they split INTC into separate companies: one with fabs and the other with DEI creatures caged in some remote office. TSMC would then buy fabs and AAPL or MSFT would expand their pokemon collection with the latter company.
>>21929596I heard that Broadcom (or Qualcomm or whoever) wanted to buy Intel, but a few months ago already.
i just spend 600 euros.
The bull market is back on. Don't worry about the price action of the last couple weeks. The good times are upon us again. From here on out it's smoothing sailing.
>Widespread Investor Pessimism Could Signal S&P 500 Upside>The crowd is scared, but smart money might be seeing an opportunity. The latest AAII Sentiment Survey just flashed a contrarian Buy signal, with bullish sentiment hitting its lowest level since the S&P 500‘s November 2023 bottom.>Historically, extreme pessimism has been a strong indicator of future gains, and for SPDR S&P 500 ETF (NYSE:SPY) investors, this could be the moment to lean in.>The American Association of Individual Investors (AAII) survey shows that only 25.4% of investors are bullish—far below the historical average of 37.5%. Meanwhile, bearish sentiment has jumped to 40.6%, its highest in a year. When the crowd is this fearful, market bottoms tend to form, making this a classic contrarian buy setup.
>>21929622Nothing actually>>21929628That's US companies producing because they expect tariffs and with that less competition. Likely also because they ordered stuff/materials from China and in stead of hoarding them they already manufacture them, mabye because it saves space
>>21929629you goddamn namefags really make me laugh...
>>21929624Yeah I figure there has to be a way to claw money back in that kind of situation. There are always disclaimers about "hey this is the asset class we use to secure the loan," but still
i finally might be free of my INTC all-in a month ago
>>21929748Who knows, the Q4 might be great, and the anlayst no brain monkeys forgot to price in the cpu sales to xai and the new gpus which ran out of stock in like a dayThe jewish interim CEO will just have to lie and give strong guidance on the GPU part and say 18A is going as expected
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON WE'RE MAKING SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>21929756hah bobos deserve this
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THATWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Selling Bitfarms, $15k, do I just throw it in NVDL? I'm up 100%
Be Better
>>21928190I live my homebuilder stocks more than sex
>>21929740Hell yeah, bullmarket
We've back to crabbing since fall, but at least no longer down
>>21929756how many times do i have to tell you that we still make another all time high before its time to short
ChatChatChatChatare we cooked chat?
>>21929756it’s definitely a pretty fake and gay pumpBut, this is why I never actually short anything
>>21929758Based
>>21929776Cooked Status: Confirmed
hmm, do I sell before the inaguration?>>21929776why would we be cooked, market is up, you aren't a bear are you?
>>21929756>>21929777reeee why is the 30 min chart doing a big V it wasn't supposed to be like this
what a difference a day makes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1ERvlxgCD8
im free of INTC being 90% of my portfolio
>>21929793That's great anon, did you break a profit?I have also trimmed my position by 10%
>>21929793That's a great feeling when you can finally dump some heavy bags.
>>21929758>CAM ON WE'RE MAKING SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
Now that the dump is over, how high will the market go?
>>21929793wow 90% and it pumped 8% today, must feel good!
False flag weekend>nothing ever happens
>>21929758>30:00Based.
>bobos
>>21929792It's going to be up 3% or less on the day, and It's gonna be lower next week when the rumors are confirmed to be bullshit
>>21929793>INTC being 90% of my portfolioat least you're free
>>219297966 cents per share. i have been ready to just sell at a loss so any profit is a big win in my book.
>>21929758based
I shouldn't have checked but a garbage stock I finally capitulated on and sold for a big loss last year is now up 3x what I sold it for. Lmao
s&p 600 today?
Well boys, I was right in my prediction that the star ship was going to blow up, but I was incorrect on how the (((investors))) would treat the incident. Fuck (((investors))) fuck niggers and fuck jannies!!!!!
>>21929812In the long term every stock is a garbage stock
The next time the stock market opens it will be when Trump is presidentcan't wait
>>21929818>down 5%
>>21929818Also what are the chances some luigi fanboy is gonna shoot up the place? Bezos is gonna be there too
>>21929818>green day today>red day on TuesdayOminous.
>>21929818reminder folks,this is STILL president joe's stock marketand i'm STILL ridin' with the madlad#thankspresidentjoe#stopthesteal#fourmoreyears#letsgojoe
>>21929818red days could very possibly be made illegal.
>>21929821wait a minute, is the market really closed on martin luther coon jr day?
>>21929820Nancy Pelosi is not going. The deep state knows something
jews are playing games with my shipping stock. They literally can't spend a single day of their life without scheming.
>>21929825I don't even trade stocks, and even I know they're closed on Chocolate Milk Jr. day.
alright fellas, im gonna go shovel my driveway and hit up the indoor track for a workout. safe trading today frens
Whats your favorite trump meme as of right now?mine is this one
bullmarket
Let's hope the next 4 years will be awesome for US stock market. My retirement depends on it.
I'm buying tesla puts today. Just waiting for the top.
>>21929818GOD BLESS THE U-S-AAAAAAA!
>>21929818Making Gains Great Again!
>>21929833
>>21929833his mouth looks like he has to keep himself from smiling/laughing
Yep, session is over. Long Weekend started
>>21929818is the market not open Monday?
>>21929853yep, US markets are closed
Do I buy more SOXL weeklies today or Tuesday?
>>21929853No the market is closed because some uppity nigger who had a dream got put into the forever box. Even though he took part in gang rapes of young girls, and the FBI has the tapes, but won't release them because of muh niggers.
>>21929856I will be waiting.
>>21929859Hey, have some respect. You are sitting at the other end of the horseshoe.
>>21929859jfc why can't we have anything nice. they gotta ruin everything.
>>21929853no it's MLK day (which I am now renaming Trump day)
>>21929861I apologize to the brave men and women who work at the FBI. I know most of the rank and file guys are cool, but their leadership could use a change.
>>21929868It will redeem every threat now with Patel at it's head.
>>21929872Patel won't get confirmed, Democrats won't vote for him because he's a Trump nomination and Republicans won't vote for him because he's a pajeet.
>>21929875How much you want to bet?
Need a hundred bagger to save my account any ideas?
are the boys back in town?
>>21929879OTC-SFIO (Starfleet Innotech Inc)It did 300x in 2021. Just do it again and you're set for life.
The market will end above 6k. They can't possibly not let it end at 6k with Trump starting in office.
>>21929838It should be ok. The only way the US government can pay its debt is by allowing a steady inflation that increases the tax base. Inflation is good for stocks. On the other hand, China may go full retard and cause a crisis at any time. They have been waiting for the damage of the other happenings to play out, when the war in Ukraine ends they are most likely to make their move.
>>21929878Eleventy kajillion sound good?
C'mon, do those funny jumps
>>21929891How about one million Dong
>>21929898Alright, if I lose I will post a picture of my dong, but if you lose you have to post a picture of your hands.
>>21929898$40?
>>21929902He said 1 million Dong, he won't accept USD
>>21929902what kind of pantsu are you wearing?
CLSKbros...we're making it
>>21929898Bank of America's foreign currency exchange won't even supply me with Dong, best I can do is 1,300 Thailand Bahts.
>>21929912I’ve heard you have no trouble getting dong
>>21929916OH YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!
>>21929916lmao gottem
It's a Trump Inauguration miracle!
>>21929916Kek
>>21929916Spotted n gotted
I just rolled over my VIX future shorts to lock in the contango
>>21929916damn man
Hey I've been posting on biz smg since $6, $SOUN is the next $PLTR. Cheap under 20
>>21929916nice, this ones going in the archive
>>21929931put me in the screen cap
>>21929929>-35m from operations last quarter.>5.19 billion market capYeah looks real cheap
>>21929934It's more about their patents and expertise in audio AI (they've been doing this for many many years). Still, without being an expert it's hard to tell what is the actual value of all this.I already closed my position previous year and for now I'll pass, too much risk. Just wanted to give you some context.
BOIL chads, you sold yesterday right? I recall 2 people getting excited about it going up
>>21929937I just find calling companies without a business model cheap kind of crazy. It's just speculation at that point.
man i hate eu so much. its no wonder people stay poor here
>>21929945>It's just speculation at that point.Yep, which is where the money is gained the quickest (or lost, usually lost)
>>21929946Thats right goy, we WILL see where your money is and who receives it.
>>21929946The moment you do this, all your transaction history associated with you wallet becomes available to your government. And if anyone learns your wallet address, they can learn it too, without an ability to erase it. Isn't crypto awesome?
>>21929946>funs are safu
>>21929946>crypto exchangeI thought the whole point of crypto was decentralization? Retards get what they deserve, own your wallet
>>21929916
>>21929958well you have to get them somehow or your wallet will be empty
When do i start shorting tech stocks?
>>21929946Do you give Americans the europoor pass?
>>21929946How the fuck are you supposed to clean dirty money with this shit?
Now that Krugman's followers are done calling me racist for today I can focus on trading.
>>21929965>Private wallets need additional verificationthey cant enforce this lolalso, buy monero
>>21929968Yeah if I flew into Europe with my laptop I'd be breaking this rule but short of imaging my disk there's no way for them to tell.And if they did start doing that it's still trivial to get around.
What the heck was that
chatchatchatwe are heading $600 SPY chat
>>21929967
>>21929970And?
>3,3% weekNow you've beat your 3,2% core cpi
you're welcome
Happy green Friday everyone. To the guy in the other thread, I did a typo: meant to say it DOES get easier after having your first kid. Yes it gets louder but you're better at dealing with it. Anyway carry on guys.
>>21929980Oh fucks sake are we closed for another nigger day?
>INTCwew lad
>>21929946I know its joked about a lot but I genuinely don't see how Europe has a bright future going forward
>>21929988>it's jokedPeople are not joking about this. We are ruled by unelected EU officials who are in bed with WEF.
>>21929994nevermind, I'm autistic. People are joking about it. It's just that it's actually based on truth.
>DGWhat in the niggerino hell is this stock's problem?
If I buy 7DTE tesla puts with a strike price of $407.5, am I just gonna get crushed by theta? My plan is to be in and out by Tuesday or Wednesday.
>>21930007Just because there are a lot more poor people doesn't mean that those poor people are not too poor to even buy there
>>21930007It's about to go bankrupt
>>21930009My theory is that the reason why TSLA keeps going up is because everyone tries to short it -> gets squeezed -> stock goes up -> new legion of bears shows up
so annoyed that I sold Tesla at 375 thinking I could rebuy at 300
I bogled.
>>21930018Sure, but it's at ATH right now, peak hysteria.There's a decent chance that Trump cuts Musk off after he gets into office. I imagine that autistic fuck is getting on his nerves by now, especially with the "President Musk" memes and such..
Bullish.
>>21928210Calm the plebs before importing 80 trllion 'skilled' pajeets.
>>21930027I have no problem believing those fires were intentional. Imagine being worse at firefighting then south europe and calling yourself first world, AND being the state with the highest GDP, lmao
Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
>>21930020Wish I had shorted on the 26 in a spite fueled revenge trade, then bought at 400.
>>21930027Why wouldn't they have to pay?
>>21930024cheater
>>21930027newscum might do something, hes if full dmg control and doesnt care how much taxpayer money he has to throw at it.
>>21930033There is like a 0,0000% chance the market will close below 6k
>>21930027None of this would have happened if California didn't try to put in price caps and cause the insurance companies to leave>>21930036They are pissy that they were all dropped from their insurance but that's because california put a price cap on the premiums. State Farm and others saw the absolute bullshit that was happening and realized the whole place was a death trap so wanted to raise the cost of insurance, but California put in price caps to make it illegal.So they just left. And they were very clearly in the right since the whole place burned down. They perfectly called it
>>21930032You ever seen the movie Chinatown?
I am keenly waiting for the USD to be worth more than the Euro
im thankful for inflation fuck poor people, they are low class and boorish
>>21930042it was an inside job by big insurance to teach the goyim a lesson about who is really in charge.
>>21930049based, fuck california
>>21930043Not sure, no. Big Trouble in little china though
>>21930043>John Huston's character is now just Stewart Resnick>There are multiple billionaire families running around LA fucking and impregnating their daughters
>>21929988Nobody jokes about the idea that europe is dying, but everyone laughs at it regardless.
>>21929968of course there will be ways but nothing stopping them from going full retard asking for things that no sane person would give. wouldn't be surprised if they ask for private keys for the wallet :D
Divvies came in>950 shares of XDTE paying $0.368/share $349.69>800 shares of YMAG paying $0.05/share (shit week)$40>167 shares of RDTE paying $0.375/share$62.71$452.31 this week, sailing past my monthly margin interest debit
>>21930053>Big Trouble in little china thoughAbsolute cinema.
>>21930065taxes?
>>21930055All this plus Roman Polanski lmao.
don’t got a lot of timedon’t give a damndon’t tell me what to doi am the man
>>21930051Hey! No opinions aloud from vaginas, even based opinions!That’s an ICK!
>>21930075Yeah there will be some taxes. But most of it is actually distributed as return of capital.
>Swiss escorts preparing for Davos next week
just a lil beer on friday night
>>21930033Naive Bobo, you don't know the fake and gay market well enough. Now the extra fake and gay hour started
>>21930097Pair a jeans that fit just right
>>21928271Women are not human.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYwCmcB0XMw
>astrologyjesus fuck, how many holes we got in this general anyway
>>21930371
>>21930374A bunch of planets are aligning on the 21st. I'm no astrologyfag, but I am a schizo antisemite and I know the jews love their celestial happenings.
next leg in 30 mins
>>21929929Chart looks le bad.
>>21930382or 9
>>21930096Is that crack or meth? I don't think women are into meth.
God damn global warming!
>>21930391If we get a drone 9/11, just know that I love you all.
>>21930391That's dumb, couldn't they have just put out those heaters among the seats?
>BloombergMarkets>@markets>Futures traders are shaking up their bets in the Treasury market after benign inflation data and dovish comments from a Federal Reserve official.lollmao
>>21930085Is the jap a female? Can I sniff her vagoo?
>>21930027>mortgageWell duh, it's a loan.>property taxesLol
MSTR bros
>>21930096it’d unironically be so fun to rail a chick that’s high as shit on hard drugs.maybe kinda gross, but really fun
>>21930391Fuck, I was going to go, but if its indoors I guess I'm not going.
>$HOOD
>>21930405they still own the property (land) so it should be taxed, I would argue about the valuation of that property though and they can probably argue in court that a neighborhood devastated by fire with no structures on it is not worth as much as the current assessment.
>>21930403>Is the jap a female?allegedly, yeshowever, they claim to be a foreigner that either moved to japan or is just visiting>Can I sniff her vagoo?probably smells like cheese, fish, and other white girl foods.my impression is that she aint got that pussay that b all sideways n shittttI think she jus yt grl n shitttt
>>21929945They do have a business model, amelia AI secures their place on agentic AI
>>21930388Anything for that dopamine hit.
>>21930388meth. performance enhancement for maximum handjobs per hour.
>>21930446>vidya are 87.5% as fun as sex>vidya: can play whenever I want>sex: sometimes can't play when I want, sometimes have to play when I don't want toHow can womemes compete?
>>21930446post the one with (((yous))) and social media.
>>21930388>I don't think women are into methnah, women do drugs, but they can always just sell their ass,so instead of becoming homeless, they just become hookers.this is why you don’t be seeing them hittn the bong on sidewalks n shitttt
Will nvda close above $138???
>>21930446every one of those is just a cheap substitute for love though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpxX4ZE4KWE
>>21930464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxRiZzSPFVI
>>21930416yup agreed>>21930427>allegedlythat's all I needed to hear, it's a man baby
>>21930467to be fair i dont think it ever claimed to be a womansome schizo just projected onto it
>>21930446I notice the pump isn't on that chart. Arnold always said the pump was even better than cumming. I'd say it's too close to call myself.
>>21930446Sexo and cocaine.
>>21930469
>>21930446this just makes me wanna do meth
>>21930476Look up one of those "faces of meth" websites and you'll reconsider
>>21930483I just won't get addicted to it. Simple as.
Hey smg. What do you think of my new gf?
>#OOTT | US Baker Hughes Rig Count 17-Jan: 580 (prev 584)- Rotary Gas Rigs: 98 (prev 100)- Rotary Oil Rigs: 478 (prev 480)higher oil higher gas, less drilling, huh
>>21930487Oh ok well have fun fren
Locking in gains now
>>21930446i would argue making money being a bobo is up there with methamphetamine in terms of dopamine release
>>21930468don't be fooled by the cussing, lying, and bravado. she is a woman. she needs a lot of improving to become a lady, but the femininity is unmistakable to the trained eye.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJxCsVcZL2I
i'm making a little too much money
>all the options that I sold will expire worthless todaythanks for playing the game retardsSAME AS IT EVER WAS
>>21930566I'm riding the line on niggervideo
Chewy anon here. Getting ackkkkkd by hood. But as always I post winners and losers or it just wouldn't be fair.
Market in the right grindset, fr fr
>>21930059how are they going to prove that you have crypto when your drive and internet traffic are encrypted? kek
>>21930559alright, secret agent manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjrKjogMXvo
>>21930562>was up 2% 40 minutes ago>now up 2.2%WE'RE COOKING
I sold 10% of my UPRO today>>21930568Oof. But you're still up pretty bigly, right?
>>21930568You should probably stop gambling with options
just locked in gains of 3% today, not feeling like holding over a long weekend with Trump being sworn in on Monday, might be a sell the news event or we rocket higher, I don't know enough to gamble on it.
>>21930568you know those stories where they just let a monkey choose stocks and then sometimes that method has a high success rate?maybe you should read up on that, I think you can learn from those chimps since you have similar investing strategies
>>21930579This is fine!>>21930580It the only thing that brings meaning to my pathetic life.
Wake up butterflyThe sun's fallen downThe clouds are rolling overAnd we still got many miles to goFrom winter days come starless nightsThe constellations frownAnd when the heavens start to openEven monkeys gonna need a coat
>>21930579that tattoo artist makes autistic e's
time for nap and prayers. i have a lot to repent for and some stuff to mull over. how about this market though? see you later /smg/, count on that.
>>21930579interesting week coming soon
> Illinois Democrats have announced that they will be proposing legislation to “decriminalize sex work."bros...
2 1/2 more hours of this?
>>21931423You think I would let you escape Crabtown so easily?
>>21931425it's so bad, no clue how americans can turn every sessions worse than the previous. AI must be developing fast
>>21931420Like actual sex or bullshit like onlyfans? Sex should be something every man has at least once, hoeflation needs to end.
>>21931428should Brian Peppers have been allowed to have sex?
>>21931423Remember what percentage of gains are made in the overnight, anon
>>21931428actual sex like in Nevada, they want it for the taxes apparently
>>21931430Yes, then he wouldn't have turned out a weirdo.
>>21931437Would end the alt-right/incel epidemic they fear so much if so.
>>21931432that trend stopped, which is why they shut down NSPY
>>21931420>>21931428>>21931437Maine already decriminalized prostitution over a year ago.I’m absolutely amazed that we aren’t hearing more about it in Maine.I guess most people prefer the convenience of whatever local illegal options there are over going the extra mile to take a whole fucking trip over to Maine for doing it legally.Illinois will probably be a lot more impactful since it actually has a major city though
>>21931420>will be proposing legislationalso, “proposing” doesn’t mean it will necessarily pass>>21931428>Sex should be something every man has at least onceexactly.there’d be so much fewer Roger Elliots out there if you can just go bang a hooker
>websites still trying to ask for email addresses to let you download something>simply entering fuck@off.com bypasses it
>>21931437>actual sex like in NevadaNevada has a “brothels” approach, which is very different than flat out “decriminalization” like in maine.illegal prostitution in nevada (over in vegas) is wayy more popular than the brothels, which are charging insane amounts like $1000/hr
>>21930456more like>video games: always available>sex: never availableand with games you have so many choices with women none
All 3 times I've had sex in my life were with prostitutes.
>>21930571no that would be for the time when you want to exchange your crypto into dollars or whatever. if you wanted to use such a exchange to do it they could ask for this from you. of course they wont have access to your secret wallet
>>21931483Women don't like me either.
>>21931483doesnt count
>>21931483I've never had sex
I've fucked at least 35 different women, not counting trannies.
>>21931512sex outside of marriage isn't even real sex, like me, I'm still a virgin.
>>21931519>sex outside of marriage isn't even real sex for men, and women must be virgins for marriageFixed
>>21931519Dongsuckers don't get an opinion
DIE
All this talk of sex. I don't want sex. I want money!
>>21931546Based. I always have Thinkorswim open on one monitor while I'm jacking off.
Direxion's website is down. Did David Soxl finally get brought in by the authorities??
>>21931558David Soxl is in Mar-a-lago right now.
>>21931536You can suck on another man's dick and still be a virgin. Look at Mary, the mother.
I might actually invest in Polish market. Once westerners migrate here in fear of getting beheaded in German or British caliphate, they will start spending their retirement money here, bidding up everything.
Fe fi fo fumBobos never get to cum
>>21931430If he had a sister to fuck, none of this would ever happen.
>>21931643Polandball, all of their money is going to be tied to the foostie and the dax, if the german and british caliphates become a thing they won't have any money.
>>21931649Even if SPY tanks 90%, westerners will still be richer compared to an average Pole
I think i will go long on MSTR with a x4 leverage
>>21931483You’re one of the good ones
>>21931671>>21931671>>21931671New Bread!
>>21931508not even with picrel?
>>219316602 guys and a girl. I think I know where this one is going. Tall guys always get theirs first.
>>21931681That doesn't count
