Giant Gains edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous >>21928190
Kill jeets. Behead jeets. Roundhouse kick a jeet into the concrete. Slam dunk a jeet baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy jeets. Defecate in a jeets food. Launch jeets into the sun. Stir fry jeets in a wok. Toss jeets into active volcanoes. Urinate into a jeets gas tank. Judo throw jeets into a wood chipper. Twist jeets heads off. Report jeets to the IRS. Karate chop jeets in half. Curb stomp pregnant jeets. Trap jeets in quicksand. Crush jeets in the trash compactor. Liquefy jeets in a vat of acid. Eat jeets. Dissect jeets. Exterminate jeets in the gas chamber. Stomp jeet skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate jeets in the oven. Lobotomize jeets. Mandatory abortions for jeets. Grind jeet fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown jeets in fried chicken grease. Vaporize jeets with a ray gun. Kick old jeets down the stairs. Feed jeets to alligators. Slice jeets with a katana.
>>21931671The roads are empty, like the trading floor
if HAUTO does't recover tomorrow I'm going to kms myself.
How would you prefer a giantess to end your life?
>>21931687There would be worse ways to go.
>>21931687snu snu is the only correct answer
>>21931680based
Damn, AQB is closing its operations. Unfortunately Rocker won't be able to fullfill his fantasy anymore.
Baggot = faggot
MAKE IT STOP
>>21931690>>21931687Death by snu snu
>>21931701>Damn, AQB is closing its operations. Unfortunately Rocker won't be able to fullfill his fantasy anymore.aww, I will miss the mutant fish memes
>>21931713Fuck.
Best sex I've ever had was with a skinny 6'1" girl I dated (I'm a 5'9" chad). She ended up becoming a model.
>>21931717yep, it's stilll crazy to me people actually invested in this. I made calculations in 2021 and even if they were able to sell all their salmon from all of their facilities (even those which were supposedly in construction), their revenue would be in hundreds of thousands only. I was called a retard for pointing this out. Oh well.
>>21931713Literally the exact opposite of perfect in every way
>>21931729>(I'm a 5'9" manlet)ftfy
>Tuesday
Holy based>Financial assistance in Canada now available to Gazan refugees>$3000 per adult>$1500 per child
>>21931756Why do nations try so hard to destroy themselves?
>>21931704
guess ill hold my $TQQQ and $USD till next week. honestly i thought the market was open on monday though this sucks.
>>21931756at least they're calling them what they are and not using that term Palestinian.
Alex jones literally has someone on right now shilling investments saying it came to him in a dream
>>21931766I sure hope they closed it for a good reason
>>21931739An entire generation of investors are convinced fundamentals don't mean shit.
Yep, it#S over.
>>21931772>I sure hope they closed it for a good reasonyeah Trump's inauguration is Monday so they want everyone to take the day off to watch and celebrate
>>21931764Dong is the official currency of Vietnam. You fucking piece of retarded gutter trash.
Yep, we#re back.
Yep, It#s so over.
I am thinking about SOXL calls at the end of the day expiring next week. I see an ungulfing bullish candle on the SPY on the week with an uptrend of volume. Does this sound reasonable? Any TA anons have insight?
here it comes
>better sell off now while we can in case Trump says he wants to nuke China or something on Monday
why am I still down m/m
>>21931776you would know
I can’t believe I still have 2 hours of work
>TQQQ
>no enthusiastic power hour postgrim
bros I think I sold at the very top today, like within 30 cents of the peak, I did this entirely based on vibes, I am some kinda trading genius
So the UK is going to be rebuilding Ukraine. (Sorry Britian, you’ll just have to wait). What UK companies should I be looking to invest in to get a piece of this?
>>21931713>>21931690I'd like a giant wife with a huge rack and colossal hipped ass
>>21931804I have it on reliable sources that they're pivoting to deliveroo economy, so that's the one you should go all in on.
If I just get 10% gains a week for the rest of 2025 I'll be a millionaireEasy, right?
>>21931804First you have to assume they'll win. Which is a big fucking if by most metrics. Hell look at the yield for their bonds
>>21931804>investing in the UKlol the UK is a bigger mess than the EU and that's hard to do, the pound has been falling even faster than the Euro and their yields are gonna hit 5% before the US.
>>21931848Their biggest issue is they can't grow.
>The FTC is suing Pepsi for raising prices for customers and businesses.>The suit alleges that Pepsi, the second-largest food company in the world, illegally provided one customer—a large, big box retailer—with unfair pricing advantages over everyone else.Pepsibros........
>>21931854They can sure import tons of brown skinned foreigners who like to rape children though. Can't get enough of them smelly brown skinned foreigners and their insatiable appetite for forced sex with young children.
>>21931868I always wondered how Costco could sell a 20 oz Pepsi (w/ free refill) and a 1/4 lb hot dog for $1.50
That reminds me that I have some BAE shares>10@1381pOh wow, I bought almost the exact top. I should probably sell.
>>21931878Soda syrup costs next to nothing
>>21931854Hey! HEY!I FUCKING SAID VAGINAS ARENT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY GODDAM OPINIONS!!!THAT’S AN “ICK”!I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING STREET!
>>21931791December crash hit hard
Hey we're going up again, nice
>US BRAINARD TELLS US ACHIEVED A 'VERY, VERY SOFT LANDING': WSJSoft landing bros, we did it. The eagle has landed.
>>21931773fundamentally speaking, what kind of investments do you think would be good? i tend to just go with what i think feels right. for me the fundamentals were my alphabet and multiplication tables :{)funny you would be thinking about generations, that was the first thing my mom asked me about when i woke up, she listed off a few of the generational buzzwords, millennial, alpha, boomer, asked me for others. i told her she was missing the silent and greatest. she seemed puzzled when i said that, like she didn't get it. i repeated myself. it didn't take. i just gave her a second and she seemed to accept the answer. i'm not going to press her mind. it's ok if she doesn't understand.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niXNQ5dEcEA
>Supreme Court upholds TikTok banwelp guess I will have to go somewhere else to see cute girls talking about their macromastia condition, super bearish for stocks
>>21931905Copy that, Eagle One. Red Duck on your six.
BOGO $1 IS NOT A DOLLAR MENUOGO
whoop
>>21931884$1.50 is next to nothing. Name something else you can buy for $1.50.
>markets today>https://youtu.be/VMENpZMQruc?si=RjEfx0iVpD5Y56rx
>>21931915stop buying goy slop, buy purchasing shit from these fast food chains you're literally supporting the niggers who work there.
>‘Fake it until you make it’: Millennials are obsessed with looking rich, Wells Fargo study shows per FORTUNE>Carfax has said recently that 30% of American cars were overdue for tire rotation and 19% running late for an oil change>Gen Z is spending much less on alcohol than any other generation, per US Bureau of Labor Statistics>People are tipping less at restaurants than they have in at least six years, driven by fatigue over rising prices and growing prompts for tips at places where gratuities haven’t historically been expected, per WSJ>Most at Bloomberg believe that AI will lower employment by 5-10% at banks>41% of companies worldwide plan to reduce workforces by 2030 due to AI, per CNN>A household earning the median U.S. income would have had to spend 41.8% of their earnings on monthly housing costs to buy the typical home in 2024, a slight improvement from 42.2% in 2022, per Redfin>Microsoft, $MSFT, is raising the price of its package of Office apps for consumers, a bet that subscribers will be willing to cough up more for access to new artificial intelligence tools, per BloombergConsoomerbros.....
>>21931934dafuq you say lil guy
>>21931949>lil guyThey call me Big D!
>>21931948>>Gen Z is spending much less on alcohol than any other generation, per US Bureau of Labor StatisticsHow much do they spend on cannabis?
>>21931854>>21931979this is how i imagine her
>>21931909Drumpf will swoop in, issue an executive order that says TikTok can stay and then at every rally for the next 15 years (he's not gonna stop) he'll be like>the crooked democrats wanted to ban TikTok, TikTok, can you believe that?>so I called the president of TikTok, tremendous guy, very smart guy, and we made a deal, we made a deal, okay?>some folks call me Mister TikTok
>>21931909Post some webms of non black girls with this condition please
>>21931713if she were 20 years younger id give it a go
>>21931909>>21931991forgot screencap
they'll actually close it at 6k
>>21931979remember all the "Millennials are killing X" back in the day? Guess it's Gen Z's turn
and there's something i wanted to say to you all too. where have you been in my moment of need? do i not make a comfortable home for you here? sure i don't do any of the baking, but what is this place if not our fun cozy home? where we have nice music and beautiful art. when the chips were down and much was on the line, not one of you came to my defense or showed appreciation. i think that might have gone a long way.one things for sure, we all need to change our strategies because the stars wait for no one and are always in motion.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnfGHcn991E
AAAAAAAAAA
quick sell before something crazy happens at the inauguration!
Wouldn't it be funny if we double topped?
>>21932016the fucking illegals are going to be gone this time on Monday. One stroke of the pen and a snap of the fingers and poof. no more filthy fucking mexicans!
>>21931836Ukraine never had to win, just not lose. >>21931848They will obviously take out loans to pay for this. The main goal is to get the money laundering started up again. UK companies will get the money and donate a portion to Labor. UK NGO’s will also follow.
DING
I can't stop laughing at bobo
>>21932016I DON'T THINK SO, TIM.
DING DING DING! How did it go today? up 0.95% here.
>>21932060up 2.8%, sold right at the top around 1pm
>>21932060Went well, nice partial recovery from December and early January. Up 1.89% today
>>21932060+1.38%. Carried by Amazon and Google.
>>21932040His inauguration isn't going to count, and he's going to be allowed a 3rd term because of this.#Winning
Its all going to dump after inauguration day, calling it
>>21932060i'm ready to play this game again i think. it was good, dingman. thanks for doing your part around here to make this place special and unique by the way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtIhRgFyOUw
>what's the deal with bobos?>I mean they get cocky when it goes down: 'Told you, it's a recession!" but then it goes up again and all of a sudden, not a thing anymore from them.>I guess they must've gone back to their caves, muttering "It's just a dead cat bounce! They'll see"> Meanwhile the landlord starts shouting at the cave entrance, asking what's the holdup about his rent>they'll never learn, will they?
>Danny Werfel, the current IRS Commissioner appointed by President Biden, has announced his resignation effective Monday, coinciding with the inauguration of President-elect Donald TrumpBullish?
>>21932060+1.32%
>>21932060+$402.26 (+0.50%)
>>21932084>multiple people got murked for this and it was totally worth it
>https://x.com/rawsalerts/status/1880355842433876327Bearish, false flag even happening on Monday
>>21932060What a snoozer. I stopped checking aroud 2pm and went back to overhauling my resume. Clearly I'm not going to swap careers to pro trader so I gotta figure out how to get those interviews again.
if BTC reaches 120k i thinks its time to short MSTR
>>21932104Them fuckers up north want a trade war? How about a hot war? We can fucking take Ottawa in 3 days no problem.
well? what do we think? i think she is onto something but i'd value the perspective of someone more learned in finance than i.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EvwIw4gIyk
We're getting screwed by Nigger Day on Monday.Why do niggers get two fucking holidays now?
>US awards Moderna $590MM for bird flu vaccine development: RTRSLoading up some calls
>>21932122because nigger lover in chief decided they needed something in June since they don't celebrate father's day.
>>21932126Not a bad idea. The trend is down, but it looks like it flattened out a bit. I will probably wait for confirmation of a trend reversal.
>>21931687
>>21932130But why are the rest of us forced to celebrate their monkey asses?They need to get rid of five stupid holidays and then string them together so we can have a whole week off.Then I can take some gains and go fuck whores in some third world shithole without worrying about my stocks.
>>21932060+1.6%
>>21932060+0.45%
>>21932151That's a really bad spot for it.We get hit by a meteor and that whole island chain might explode.
>>21932060+3.73%
>>21932157also a nuke target because of the naval base there. Plus how would you get to it if he's on the mainland when shit hits the fan? It's probably a decoy and the real one is on the continent somewhere in the middle of nowhere and we just don't know about it yet.
>>21931745ok dong sucker, how tall was the guy whose penis was in your mouth?
>>21931776we got a dong expert here, big dong guy huh?
>>21932060up 1.61%, life is good
>>219321756'4''
>>21932150Nobody is forcing you to celebrate, you can spend the whole day bitching about niggers. I mean I'm going to be spending most of Monday bitching about niggers, but I will be taking a little bit of time out of my day to watch Trump get sworn in and the subsequent deportation of all the fucking mexicans. #OpenSeason
>>21932535One thing neither of us will be doing is making money.
>>21932060-1.68% again. These faggots keep selling my stocks. It's rigged.
>>21932549Sorry, my office will be open on Monday, and we most certainly will be making money. I don't give my employees the day off for nigger day or nigger day 2.
sigh. no (you)'s to be had.i just tried to make a brag to my mom about intel stock and right in the middle of it her show went off commercial and she just un-muted it and drowned me out, didn't even pause it or look at me. that hurts a lot but i am going to let it slide. what we have is too valuable to get emotional over a slight. she has her own things she's dealing with.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU_EGJOQ69ocaptcha: h2man (human)
>>21932060+1.54%
I'm still receiving my salary even though I quit 2 months ago.
>>21932558what business are you in baggie? i'm guessing animosity? there doesn't seem to be a market for much else these days.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2DQr9QsSEo
>>21932629I'm in the business of satisfying the requirements and needs of my customers.
and what is this??? it's not just you guys its the whole world. every time i start to win it's like i get the cold shoulder, big time, in every thing i've done. it's like the whole world hates to see me succeed in any endeavor. it's not like i haven't been telling you guys to buy intel for THREE YEARS now. you had plenty to say when the chart was down by the way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOzS_vcGRkU
>it's still not saturday
>Futures
>>21932676>No stocks till Tuesday
>>21932676>only 4 trading days in the next 9https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
I need to look into any good stocks that deal with beef tallow. I wonder if McDonald's will go back to using beef tallow again or not?
The next time the NYSE opens, we will be in the Golden Age. Have a great weekend, and a great Trump inauguration day.
>anuddashoasaurus
>>21932742please for the love of godwe might get the old mcdonalds fries backI bet the faggot who did that lawsuit was a jew
>>21932652Democrat ass answer
I'm short WEC did I get margin called?
>>21932787I think it might happen, McDonald's has been getting its shit rocked from lousy sales and are desperate for a comeback. Even that $5 meal 'deal' they tried to do failed from not enough profit, no joke.
ETRADE SHORTED SVIX CALLS FOR ME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M MOVING MY WHOLE ACCOUNT TO IBKRfuck this bullshit.
>>21932812Oh wait nvm it was sell to close which was what I wanted.
>>21932811yeah the $5 meal deal was a joke and actually worse than what savvy app users could do with app deals prior to that
Fuck I didn't even know I had svix calls expiring today.
>>21932787i think you're a little too young to know the difference. mcdonalds switched to vegetable oil in 1990.there's a lot i don't like about what you just said, but what bothers me most is the blasphemy. that's intolerable to me, and it brings bad luck to our little hangout here. i know you are hurt, and want to hurt, and that's ok i understand. but when you call out to god, do so only in earnest, and make your words pure. take it from me, i am a prayer expert.and don't you own bonds? how did you manage such a nice return today when BND was barely up at all?
jej my PCB puts are up 150%.Suck my cock you LA fags.
>>21932611That happens when management forgets to finish the offboarding process.
>>21932834It's not even vegetable oil, its fucking canola, imported directly from Canada. Fuck Canada, we march on Ottawa in 10 days time! THEY CAN KEEP THEIR FUCKING SNEED OILS AND GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
>>21932845what is going on? is baggie MY golem now???... i mean... yes! hurrah! 48 40 or fight!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSdgjP8os7U
>>21932869I'm shorting EWC. He's not fucking annexing Canada. The North American arctic is FUCKED and their debt is way too expensive.
>starThe dump to resume on monday.
>>21932611I'm hoping that when I eventually quit my job w/o notice they'll just not fire me for a few months thinking I'll come back. I've heard those stories about people taking infitnite sick leave and still getting paid for it. I live in shittyfornia so they might just be forced to do that.
>>21932845>SneedMan I want to watch the Simpsons again(old seasons, new ones are terrible shit now)
>>21932889the nasdaq can't go down when intel stock is going up. oldest rule in the book.
>>21932888we are going to need their timber to back our currency. traditional accounting is no good here, got to measure the externalities to see the value.
>>21932897get you some dvd box sets of the first 10 seasonscheap at thrift or used bookstores, endless entertainment
>>21932898INTC is worth zero.
>A/C is going on again
>>21932917well, i wouldn't know. despite my skill and alacrity at it, i forswore arithmetic years ago. ruins the mind. and to tell you the truth i doubt its reliability. one and zero, true and false, being and non-being are all there seem to be when i really think about
The only thing I really want is for it to be 2007-2019 again to hit on millennial sluts before they got old. We live in the worst kind of hell.
>>21932944based millennial slag enjoyer
>>21932845You better not be open on MLK day boy.
>>21932957she looks like she sucks dong
>>21932957hey john, something i have been wondering, what is your astrological sign? i have a lot of time this weekend and i'm willing to give a shot at getting rid of the curse that's been following you around.it's finally time to buy intel by the way, green hammer candle and a lot of reddit salt. now's your chance.you can get it even cheaper than i did.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Py37G9qsfY
>>21933001I am a Gemini. Also Intel will never be a thing. The curse that affects me cannot be cured easily. I plan to go to Macedonia to meet with a gypsy witch in the concrete tubes, to see if the curse can be expunged.
>>21933014you need to find the right combo of fanta and kvass bottles to leave to summon the witch
>>21933032I wasn't aware of that, thank you for the info. I don't want to offend her or she might shrink my head.
>>21933014oh. well i'll give it a shot anyways. you know i am a twin myself? not gemini but i have a twin brother. so is my crush. she was downgraded from love last night.you seem to have a pretty good plan though. that sharp mind of yours will probably be helpful.
>>21933040hey maybe you can get her to shrink the rest of you too
>>21933052
>>21932742man, I love steak and shake, but at the same time I never go there. Corona kind of destroyed the place though, even if I agree leaning into being fast food instead of diner food was the right decision. Miss getting foot long chili dogs with a coupon.
>>21933065i'm just getting started, and i mean that in two ways (haha, get it, twin meaning?) both in learning about astrology and solving your case, but so far this seems to describe you pretty well.lower down, it wouldn't fit in the screenshot, it says you would do well in communications. years ago i gave advice to the "runningonempty" guy on /r9k/, you know that little nerd that reviews fast food? and he took it and parlayed it into a pretty succesful career. i see the same talent in you, only better. i personally think you should clean up your material and start doing stock market comedy content for real. you have a dedicated fanbase already, which is more than he had when he started. getting ahead of myself though, first we need to clear this curse, but i'm thinking a kind of eric andre aesthetic and vibe only finance and more rapid delivery, like don't change too much but lean into the shabbiness and ... i don't want to say "pathetic," but its the only word that comes to mind. it's funny and ironic though and i think would add to your bit. sometimes you gotta do the dance if you wanna get the money.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySS7dYEGhYY
>>21933191>i personally think you should clean up your material and start doing stock market comedy content for reali told him this years ago but he's not into it
>>21932093>roughly $80k accountBBOOOOO. SAD!I was led to believe you were some big bad banker bitch, but you sure as SHIT are not some fancy schmancy high-roller.
>>21933191he goes by reportoftheweek now
>>21933205i think she's just getting started. this is probably her first or second job. she has the naivete of youth still.
>>21933191I have a tremendous amount of skeletons in my closet which is why I don't really have a big desire to grow a huge following or getting any sort of fame from making youtube videos. I also won't sell my soul to Google by adhering to their policies and guidelines to be monetized. I make videos when i feel like it to a very small audience with similar interests and sense of humor, and that's comfy. I don't want to make soi face title cards to pull traffic.
>>21933214>>21933205correct yeahill break six figures next year
>>21933236*this year
>>21933040Just make sure to bring twice as many offerings as you think you need because that one guy is going to take half of the cans.
>>21933191the stars always seem to know... it is uncanny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxtp7pl8ijs
>>21933250It's tradition to bring Lego anon cans and bottles when visiting his home country. I've already budgeted for this.
>>21933236well, i do know of a legal maneuver that can accelerate wealth acquisition. it's a merger of sorts. i'll tell you more sometime but now would not be auspicious. keep doing what your'e doing for now, it's gotten you pretty far and you should be proud of yourself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-0Oect0nVQ
