Giant Gains edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous >>21928190
Kill jeets. Behead jeets. Roundhouse kick a jeet into the concrete. Slam dunk a jeet baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy jeets. Defecate in a jeets food. Launch jeets into the sun. Stir fry jeets in a wok. Toss jeets into active volcanoes. Urinate into a jeets gas tank. Judo throw jeets into a wood chipper. Twist jeets heads off. Report jeets to the IRS. Karate chop jeets in half. Curb stomp pregnant jeets. Trap jeets in quicksand. Crush jeets in the trash compactor. Liquefy jeets in a vat of acid. Eat jeets. Dissect jeets. Exterminate jeets in the gas chamber. Stomp jeet skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate jeets in the oven. Lobotomize jeets. Mandatory abortions for jeets. Grind jeet fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown jeets in fried chicken grease. Vaporize jeets with a ray gun. Kick old jeets down the stairs. Feed jeets to alligators. Slice jeets with a katana.
>>21931671The roads are empty, like the trading floor
if HAUTO does't recover tomorrow I'm going to kms myself.
How would you prefer a giantess to end your life?
>>21931687There would be worse ways to go.
>>21931687snu snu is the only correct answer
>>21931680based
Damn, AQB is closing its operations. Unfortunately Rocker won't be able to fullfill his fantasy anymore.
Baggot = faggot
MAKE IT STOP
>>21931690>>21931687Death by snu snu
>>21931701>Damn, AQB is closing its operations. Unfortunately Rocker won't be able to fullfill his fantasy anymore.aww, I will miss the mutant fish memes
>>21931713Fuck.
Best sex I've ever had was with a skinny 6'1" girl I dated (I'm a 5'9" chad). She ended up becoming a model.
>>21931717yep, it's stilll crazy to me people actually invested in this. I made calculations in 2021 and even if they were able to sell all their salmon from all of their facilities (even those which were supposedly in construction), their revenue would be in hundreds of thousands only. I was called a retard for pointing this out. Oh well.
>>21931713Literally the exact opposite of perfect in every way
>>21931729>(I'm a 5'9" manlet)ftfy
>Tuesday
Holy based>Financial assistance in Canada now available to Gazan refugees>$3000 per adult>$1500 per child
>>21931756Why do nations try so hard to destroy themselves?
>>21931704
guess ill hold my $TQQQ and $USD till next week. honestly i thought the market was open on monday though this sucks.
>>21931756at least they're calling them what they are and not using that term Palestinian.
Alex jones literally has someone on right now shilling investments saying it came to him in a dream
>>21931766I sure hope they closed it for a good reason
>>21931739An entire generation of investors are convinced fundamentals don't mean shit.
Yep, it#S over.
>>21931772>I sure hope they closed it for a good reasonyeah Trump's inauguration is Monday so they want everyone to take the day off to watch and celebrate
>>21931764Dong is the official currency of Vietnam. You fucking piece of retarded gutter trash.
Yep, we#re back.
Yep, It#s so over.
I am thinking about SOXL calls at the end of the day expiring next week. I see an ungulfing bullish candle on the SPY on the week with an uptrend of volume. Does this sound reasonable? Any TA anons have insight?
here it comes
>better sell off now while we can in case Trump says he wants to nuke China or something on Monday
why am I still down m/m
>>21931776you would know
I can’t believe I still have 2 hours of work
>TQQQ
>no enthusiastic power hour postgrim
bros I think I sold at the very top today, like within 30 cents of the peak, I did this entirely based on vibes, I am some kinda trading genius
So the UK is going to be rebuilding Ukraine. (Sorry Britian, you’ll just have to wait). What UK companies should I be looking to invest in to get a piece of this?
>>21931713>>21931690I'd like a giant wife with a huge rack and colossal hipped ass
>>21931804I have it on reliable sources that they're pivoting to deliveroo economy, so that's the one you should go all in on.
If I just get 10% gains a week for the rest of 2025 I'll be a millionaireEasy, right?
>>21931804First you have to assume they'll win. Which is a big fucking if by most metrics. Hell look at the yield for their bonds
>>21931804>investing in the UKlol the UK is a bigger mess than the EU and that's hard to do, the pound has been falling even faster than the Euro and their yields are gonna hit 5% before the US.
>>21931848Their biggest issue is they can't grow.
>The FTC is suing Pepsi for raising prices for customers and businesses.>The suit alleges that Pepsi, the second-largest food company in the world, illegally provided one customer—a large, big box retailer—with unfair pricing advantages over everyone else.Pepsibros........
>>21931854They can sure import tons of brown skinned foreigners who like to rape children though. Can't get enough of them smelly brown skinned foreigners and their insatiable appetite for forced sex with young children.
>>21931868I always wondered how Costco could sell a 20 oz Pepsi (w/ free refill) and a 1/4 lb hot dog for $1.50
That reminds me that I have some BAE shares>10@1381pOh wow, I bought almost the exact top. I should probably sell.
>>21931878Soda syrup costs next to nothing
>>21931854Hey! HEY!I FUCKING SAID VAGINAS ARENT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY GODDAM OPINIONS!!!THAT’S AN “ICK”!I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING STREET!
>>21931791December crash hit hard
Hey we're going up again, nice
>US BRAINARD TELLS US ACHIEVED A 'VERY, VERY SOFT LANDING': WSJSoft landing bros, we did it. The eagle has landed.
>>21931773fundamentally speaking, what kind of investments do you think would be good? i tend to just go with what i think feels right. for me the fundamentals were my alphabet and multiplication tables :{)funny you would be thinking about generations, that was the first thing my mom asked me about when i woke up, she listed off a few of the generational buzzwords, millennial, alpha, boomer, asked me for others. i told her she was missing the silent and greatest. she seemed puzzled when i said that, like she didn't get it. i repeated myself. it didn't take. i just gave her a second and she seemed to accept the answer. i'm not going to press her mind. it's ok if she doesn't understand.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niXNQ5dEcEA
>Supreme Court upholds TikTok banwelp guess I will have to go somewhere else to see cute girls talking about their macromastia condition, super bearish for stocks
>>21931905Copy that, Eagle One. Red Duck on your six.
BOGO $1 IS NOT A DOLLAR MENUOGO
whoop
>>21931884$1.50 is next to nothing. Name something else you can buy for $1.50.
>markets today>https://youtu.be/VMENpZMQruc?si=RjEfx0iVpD5Y56rx
>>21931915stop buying goy slop, buy purchasing shit from these fast food chains you're literally supporting the niggers who work there.
>‘Fake it until you make it’: Millennials are obsessed with looking rich, Wells Fargo study shows per FORTUNE>Carfax has said recently that 30% of American cars were overdue for tire rotation and 19% running late for an oil change>Gen Z is spending much less on alcohol than any other generation, per US Bureau of Labor Statistics>People are tipping less at restaurants than they have in at least six years, driven by fatigue over rising prices and growing prompts for tips at places where gratuities haven’t historically been expected, per WSJ>Most at Bloomberg believe that AI will lower employment by 5-10% at banks>41% of companies worldwide plan to reduce workforces by 2030 due to AI, per CNN>A household earning the median U.S. income would have had to spend 41.8% of their earnings on monthly housing costs to buy the typical home in 2024, a slight improvement from 42.2% in 2022, per Redfin>Microsoft, $MSFT, is raising the price of its package of Office apps for consumers, a bet that subscribers will be willing to cough up more for access to new artificial intelligence tools, per BloombergConsoomerbros.....
>>21931934dafuq you say lil guy
>>21931949>lil guyThey call me Big D!
>>21931948>>Gen Z is spending much less on alcohol than any other generation, per US Bureau of Labor StatisticsHow much do they spend on cannabis?
>>21931854>>21931979this is how i imagine her
>>21931909Drumpf will swoop in, issue an executive order that says TikTok can stay and then at every rally for the next 15 years (he's not gonna stop) he'll be like>the crooked democrats wanted to ban TikTok, TikTok, can you believe that?>so I called the president of TikTok, tremendous guy, very smart guy, and we made a deal, we made a deal, okay?>some folks call me Mister TikTok
>>21931909Post some webms of non black girls with this condition please
>>21931713if she were 20 years younger id give it a go
>>21931909>>21931991forgot screencap
they'll actually close it at 6k
>>21931979remember all the "Millennials are killing X" back in the day? Guess it's Gen Z's turn
and there's something i wanted to say to you all too. where have you been in my moment of need? do i not make a comfortable home for you here? sure i don't do any of the baking, but what is this place if not our fun cozy home? where we have nice music and beautiful art. when the chips were down and much was on the line, not one of you came to my defense or showed appreciation. i think that might have gone a long way.one things for sure, we all need to change our strategies because the stars wait for no one and are always in motion.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnfGHcn991E
AAAAAAAAAA
quick sell before something crazy happens at the inauguration!
Wouldn't it be funny if we double topped?
>>21932016the fucking illegals are going to be gone this time on Monday. One stroke of the pen and a snap of the fingers and poof. no more filthy fucking mexicans!
>>21931836Ukraine never had to win, just not lose. >>21931848They will obviously take out loans to pay for this. The main goal is to get the money laundering started up again. UK companies will get the money and donate a portion to Labor. UK NGO’s will also follow.
DING
I can't stop laughing at bobo
>>21932016I DON'T THINK SO, TIM.
DING DING DING! How did it go today? up 0.95% here.
>>21932060up 2.8%, sold right at the top around 1pm
>>21932060Went well, nice partial recovery from December and early January. Up 1.89% today
>>21932060+1.38%. Carried by Amazon and Google.
>>21932040His inauguration isn't going to count, and he's going to be allowed a 3rd term because of this.#Winning
Its all going to dump after inauguration day, calling it
>>21932060i'm ready to play this game again i think. it was good, dingman. thanks for doing your part around here to make this place special and unique by the way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtIhRgFyOUw
>what's the deal with bobos?>I mean they get cocky when it goes down: 'Told you, it's a recession!" but then it goes up again and all of a sudden, not a thing anymore from them.>I guess they must've gone back to their caves, muttering "It's just a dead cat bounce! They'll see"> Meanwhile the landlord starts shouting at the cave entrance, asking what's the holdup about his rent>they'll never learn, will they?
>Danny Werfel, the current IRS Commissioner appointed by President Biden, has announced his resignation effective Monday, coinciding with the inauguration of President-elect Donald TrumpBullish?
>>21932060+1.32%
>>21932060+$402.26 (+0.50%)
>>21932084>multiple people got murked for this and it was totally worth it
>https://x.com/rawsalerts/status/1880355842433876327Bearish, false flag even happening on Monday
>>21932060What a snoozer. I stopped checking aroud 2pm and went back to overhauling my resume. Clearly I'm not going to swap careers to pro trader so I gotta figure out how to get those interviews again.
if BTC reaches 120k i thinks its time to short MSTR
>>21932104Them fuckers up north want a trade war? How about a hot war? We can fucking take Ottawa in 3 days no problem.
well? what do we think? i think she is onto something but i'd value the perspective of someone more learned in finance than i.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EvwIw4gIyk
We're getting screwed by Nigger Day on Monday.Why do niggers get two fucking holidays now?
>US awards Moderna $590MM for bird flu vaccine development: RTRSLoading up some calls
>>21932122because nigger lover in chief decided they needed something in June since they don't celebrate father's day.
>>21932126Not a bad idea. The trend is down, but it looks like it flattened out a bit. I will probably wait for confirmation of a trend reversal.
>>21931687
>>21932130But why are the rest of us forced to celebrate their monkey asses?They need to get rid of five stupid holidays and then string them together so we can have a whole week off.Then I can take some gains and go fuck whores in some third world shithole without worrying about my stocks.
>>21932060+1.6%
>>21932060+0.45%
>>21932151That's a really bad spot for it.We get hit by a meteor and that whole island chain might explode.
>>21932060+3.73%
>>21932157also a nuke target because of the naval base there. Plus how would you get to it if he's on the mainland when shit hits the fan? It's probably a decoy and the real one is on the continent somewhere in the middle of nowhere and we just don't know about it yet.
>>21931745ok dong sucker, how tall was the guy whose penis was in your mouth?
>>21931776we got a dong expert here, big dong guy huh?
>>21932060up 1.61%, life is good
>>219321756'4''
>>21932150Nobody is forcing you to celebrate, you can spend the whole day bitching about niggers. I mean I'm going to be spending most of Monday bitching about niggers, but I will be taking a little bit of time out of my day to watch Trump get sworn in and the subsequent deportation of all the fucking mexicans. #OpenSeason
>>21932535One thing neither of us will be doing is making money.
>>21932060-1.68% again. These faggots keep selling my stocks. It's rigged.
>>21932549Sorry, my office will be open on Monday, and we most certainly will be making money. I don't give my employees the day off for nigger day or nigger day 2.
sigh. no (you)'s to be had.i just tried to make a brag to my mom about intel stock and right in the middle of it her show went off commercial and she just un-muted it and drowned me out, didn't even pause it or look at me. that hurts a lot but i am going to let it slide. what we have is too valuable to get emotional over a slight. she has her own things she's dealing with.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU_EGJOQ69ocaptcha: h2man (human)
>>21932060+1.54%
I'm still receiving my salary even though I quit 2 months ago.
>>21932558what business are you in baggie? i'm guessing animosity? there doesn't seem to be a market for much else these days.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2DQr9QsSEo
>>21932629I'm in the business of satisfying the requirements and needs of my customers.
and what is this??? it's not just you guys its the whole world. every time i start to win it's like i get the cold shoulder, big time, in every thing i've done. it's like the whole world hates to see me succeed in any endeavor. it's not like i haven't been telling you guys to buy intel for THREE YEARS now. you had plenty to say when the chart was down by the way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOzS_vcGRkU
>it's still not saturday
>Futures
>>21932676>No stocks till Tuesday
>>21932676>only 4 trading days in the next 9https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
I need to look into any good stocks that deal with beef tallow. I wonder if McDonald's will go back to using beef tallow again or not?
The next time the NYSE opens, we will be in the Golden Age. Have a great weekend, and a great Trump inauguration day.
>anuddashoasaurus
>>21932742please for the love of godwe might get the old mcdonalds fries backI bet the faggot who did that lawsuit was a jew
>>21932652Democrat ass answer
I'm short WEC did I get margin called?
>>21932787I think it might happen, McDonald's has been getting its shit rocked from lousy sales and are desperate for a comeback. Even that $5 meal 'deal' they tried to do failed from not enough profit, no joke.
ETRADE SHORTED SVIX CALLS FOR ME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M MOVING MY WHOLE ACCOUNT TO IBKRfuck this bullshit.
>>21932812Oh wait nvm it was sell to close which was what I wanted.
>>21932811yeah the $5 meal deal was a joke and actually worse than what savvy app users could do with app deals prior to that
Fuck I didn't even know I had svix calls expiring today.
>>21932787i think you're a little too young to know the difference. mcdonalds switched to vegetable oil in 1990.there's a lot i don't like about what you just said, but what bothers me most is the blasphemy. that's intolerable to me, and it brings bad luck to our little hangout here. i know you are hurt, and want to hurt, and that's ok i understand. but when you call out to god, do so only in earnest, and make your words pure. take it from me, i am a prayer expert.and don't you own bonds? how did you manage such a nice return today when BND was barely up at all?
jej my PCB puts are up 150%.Suck my cock you LA fags.
>>21932611That happens when management forgets to finish the offboarding process.
>>21932834It's not even vegetable oil, its fucking canola, imported directly from Canada. Fuck Canada, we march on Ottawa in 10 days time! THEY CAN KEEP THEIR FUCKING SNEED OILS AND GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
>>21932845what is going on? is baggie MY golem now???... i mean... yes! hurrah! 48 40 or fight!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSdgjP8os7U
>>21932869I'm shorting EWC. He's not fucking annexing Canada. The North American arctic is FUCKED and their debt is way too expensive.
>starThe dump to resume on monday.
>>21932611I'm hoping that when I eventually quit my job w/o notice they'll just not fire me for a few months thinking I'll come back. I've heard those stories about people taking infitnite sick leave and still getting paid for it. I live in shittyfornia so they might just be forced to do that.
>>21932845>SneedMan I want to watch the Simpsons again(old seasons, new ones are terrible shit now)
>>21932889the nasdaq can't go down when intel stock is going up. oldest rule in the book.
>>21932888we are going to need their timber to back our currency. traditional accounting is no good here, got to measure the externalities to see the value.
>>21932897get you some dvd box sets of the first 10 seasonscheap at thrift or used bookstores, endless entertainment
>>21932898INTC is worth zero.
>A/C is going on again
>>21932917well, i wouldn't know. despite my skill and alacrity at it, i forswore arithmetic years ago. ruins the mind. and to tell you the truth i doubt its reliability. one and zero, true and false, being and non-being are all there seem to be when i really think about
The only thing I really want is for it to be 2007-2019 again to hit on millennial sluts before they got old. We live in the worst kind of hell.
>>21932944based millennial slag enjoyer
>>21932845You better not be open on MLK day boy.
>>21932957she looks like she sucks dong
>>21932957hey john, something i have been wondering, what is your astrological sign? i have a lot of time this weekend and i'm willing to give a shot at getting rid of the curse that's been following you around.it's finally time to buy intel by the way, green hammer candle and a lot of reddit salt. now's your chance.you can get it even cheaper than i did.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Py37G9qsfY
>>21933001I am a Gemini. Also Intel will never be a thing. The curse that affects me cannot be cured easily. I plan to go to Macedonia to meet with a gypsy witch in the concrete tubes, to see if the curse can be expunged.
>>21933014you need to find the right combo of fanta and kvass bottles to leave to summon the witch
>>21933032I wasn't aware of that, thank you for the info. I don't want to offend her or she might shrink my head.
>>21933014oh. well i'll give it a shot anyways. you know i am a twin myself? not gemini but i have a twin brother. so is my crush. she was downgraded from love last night.you seem to have a pretty good plan though. that sharp mind of yours will probably be helpful.
>>21933040hey maybe you can get her to shrink the rest of you too
>>21933052
>>21932742man, I love steak and shake, but at the same time I never go there. Corona kind of destroyed the place though, even if I agree leaning into being fast food instead of diner food was the right decision. Miss getting foot long chili dogs with a coupon.
>>21933065i'm just getting started, and i mean that in two ways (haha, get it, twin meaning?) both in learning about astrology and solving your case, but so far this seems to describe you pretty well.lower down, it wouldn't fit in the screenshot, it says you would do well in communications. years ago i gave advice to the "runningonempty" guy on /r9k/, you know that little nerd that reviews fast food? and he took it and parlayed it into a pretty succesful career. i see the same talent in you, only better. i personally think you should clean up your material and start doing stock market comedy content for real. you have a dedicated fanbase already, which is more than he had when he started. getting ahead of myself though, first we need to clear this curse, but i'm thinking a kind of eric andre aesthetic and vibe only finance and more rapid delivery, like don't change too much but lean into the shabbiness and ... i don't want to say "pathetic," but its the only word that comes to mind. it's funny and ironic though and i think would add to your bit. sometimes you gotta do the dance if you wanna get the money.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySS7dYEGhYY
>>21933191>i personally think you should clean up your material and start doing stock market comedy content for reali told him this years ago but he's not into it
>>21932093>roughly $80k accountBBOOOOO. SAD!I was led to believe you were some big bad banker bitch, but you sure as SHIT are not some fancy schmancy high-roller.
>>21933191he goes by reportoftheweek now
>>21933205i think she's just getting started. this is probably her first or second job. she has the naivete of youth still.
>>21933191I have a tremendous amount of skeletons in my closet which is why I don't really have a big desire to grow a huge following or getting any sort of fame from making youtube videos. I also won't sell my soul to Google by adhering to their policies and guidelines to be monetized. I make videos when i feel like it to a very small audience with similar interests and sense of humor, and that's comfy. I don't want to make soi face title cards to pull traffic.
>>21933214>>21933205correct yeahill break six figures next year
>>21933236*this year
>>21933040Just make sure to bring twice as many offerings as you think you need because that one guy is going to take half of the cans.
>>21933191the stars always seem to know... it is uncanny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxtp7pl8ijs
>>21933250It's tradition to bring Lego anon cans and bottles when visiting his home country. I've already budgeted for this.
>>21933236well, i do know of a legal maneuver that can accelerate wealth acquisition. it's a merger of sorts. i'll tell you more sometime but now would not be auspicious. keep doing what your'e doing for now, it's gotten you pretty far and you should be proud of yourself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-0Oect0nVQ
hate this faggot website
>>21933254I could argue a lot of those things are accurate
>>21933290What's the deeeeal with 4chan?
>>21933290Skill issue
>>21933293this is no argument john. you'll know when i'm arguing with you. i was a champion debater in another life. which is why you should listen to me when i tell you about communications, there's no better authority.
>>21933324I was a bartender for many years and worked commissioned sales for most of my 20's so you're right.
>>21933191>>21933254Do Pisces next plsty
>>21933293You should work on your luck. I've learned through playing Mahjong that luck is the most important skill to have of all and there are things you can do to improve your luck.
>>21933324Well you're a master debater in this one
>>21933329ok but my mom wants to spend some time with me, then i'm gonna check her horoscope as well as my dog's, but i will get back to you.
>>21932060Today: +3.03%Week: +7.41%Month: +4.05% so farI believe the hyperbull has arrived
>>21933357
>>21933329what you need to do is tell me what you're struggling with. anyone can check their horoscope, it's the interpretation and insights that take art. while you wait on me just write up your issue and i'll respond later.
what up smgback for the first time in a whilethe drink: Mad River Maple by Lawsons Finest LiquidsThe stocks: i dunno commodities or something it's all gonna pump when Trump makes JPOW print a gorillion dollarsthe AIslop: NONE because i don't respect uppity computer programshow are you all doing on this fine evening
>>21933356Maybe I should hit the slots tonight.
>>21933384This is a pro-slop thread.commodities are cheap, but they can get cheaper I'd bet I'm happy with my 4% exposure for now.
>>21933397>This is a pro-slop thread.Wrong. sotrytime:> company meeting> CTO speaking about AI and shit> "well ya know <anon's job title> will be pretty easy to automate but the other stuff, it'll take some time"so yeah anyway FUCK AI and by the way although i probably still have enough experience to not be in the first wave of automatinos it'll only speed up the avalanche of shit I have to deal with>commodities are cheap, but they can get cheaper I'd bet I'm happy with my 4% exposure for now.you gotta pump up those numbers, those are rooking numebrs. we're gonna need a lot of energy including nuclear for these future-proof developments son and by the way we'll need copper too because otherwise the trans mission lines will light on fire and cause forest fires and global warming
>>21933436I got an associates in software testing, guess what's been largely automated by the time I got it?Sometimes you just have to live with it. On the bright side you won't spend a good chunk of your life doing something something that doesn't need to be done.
by the way. if you were wondering the ABV. its 8%. was gonna go with something a bit lighter but the "Maple" caught my eye. not bad honestly I thought it'd be too sweet but its not. fucking expensive though didnt see the price tag but it was high
>>21933390Yesterday was pretty good, I was waiting for my lunch order and put $50 in my draft kings and hit for $100 so I took my hundred and with the remaining $24 I got a risk free parlay on all the football games, so even if I lose ill get a bonus bet to use next week.
>>21933451Didnt know you played the sports books baggot. Who are you picking for the bills vs ravens game this weekend?
>>21933444>I got an associates in software testingthat is rough bro. at least you couldve got one in, i dunno the actual coding or something or even ""devops"" whatever the fuck that smoke and mirrors is. to be fair it probably seemed like a smart move a few years ago, get in the market quick and get that sweet covid boom $$$... sike no one will ever use software ever again, shouldve learned to plumb.also nice trips
>canacuck fetish thread>check last thread>>21931673>1pbtidevery tiem
>>21933464the central issue is I lack connections pr the inclination to lie enough to get in. I groom dogs now. (just got back on the job market this week but I'll be putting out applications this coming monday/tuesday)
>>21933466truly, the giantess fetish menace must be stopped
>>21933462Ravens, but their defense is really good at having flags thrown at them on third and longs that end up costing their offense time of possession. If they can stay disciplined and not act like a bunch if niggers they have the better team, but they have to play disciplined.
>>21933471giantess lost shrink won
>https://www.pcworld.com/article/2581392/microsoft-begins-forcing-windows-24h2-updates-on-consumer-pcs.html>Microsoft began mandatory rollouts of the Windows 11 2024 Update (24H2) for eligible devices running Home and Pro editions, the company announced on its Windows 11 issues page. The update, which Microsoft describes as a "full code swap," requires longer installation times, with users reporting processes exceeding an hour. While users can briefly postpone the installation,>the company is now pushing updates to mainstream users not managed by IT departments. >The 24H2 update introduces USB4's 80Gbps support, Bluetooth LE Audio for hearing aids, and enhanced Energy Saver controls.Jesus fuck man, why is Microsoft so bearish lately? Windows 11 already kinda sucks dick but this is just ridiculous now.>>21933308I'd like to see an updated version with the girl having much bigger tits, large enough to cover Pepe whole kek
>>21933470>I groom dogs nowwell look at it this way. you are making more people happy then if you were a software tester> just got back on the job market this weekgood luck, you will need it
>>21933462>>21933474They way they will win is just controlling the tempo with Derrick Henry and just keeping Josh Allen off of the field.
>>21933474>If they can stay disciplined and not act like a bunch if niggersGame is in Buffalo and the bills fans are gonna be rowdy so you already know the niggers will be nigging on both teams. Bills have history had a hard time stopping Henry.
>>21933488look, I just don't have a tpm module and my windows version is installed in legacy modewhat is timmy gonna do?
>>21933488imagine not using linux in 2005+20win toddlers B T F O
>>21933488It is no longer a white company. You will soon see the same fate for white countries. They can’t build anything. So instead they hijack great things and pretend they are now great and built something great. a parasite and its host. but like Midas, everything they touch turns to poo…
>>21932897There's a "sneed's plant nursery" down the road from here. I keep meaning to photograph it for you guys although now that AI is a thing it's probably less interesting.
>>21933384I'm at work now and then work tomorrow and Sunday to learn how I'm supposed to work in my new slightly greater responsibility position that came with negligible pay increase but does have vacation and the back to other job so i can work and then work followed by working. The guy training me on Sunday? He's 78 years old.
Yall watching these drill ceremonies for the inauguration? Pretty comfy https://youtu.be/7mG5CJeHtXk?si=QqpOAU5mV-vX8yif
>>2193348824h2 has additional issues. It's not a good idea to allow this update yet. It changes too much, MS has not addressed a fraction of the problems. Fortunately this update is categorized as optional so you have to manually allow it unless you're a crazy who already set your machine to auto download and install everything as soon as available.
>>21933499I'm nervous for my lions. That jayden Daniels is dangerous.
>>21933488Oh wait it says they're forcing it already. Awesome.
>>21933548Based
>>21933556You can tell they’re a little rusty. It’s a shame we don’t do more military parades. Muh heckin nationalism! There is a chubby af 4ft latina and she looks so out of place. You won’t miss her.
>>21933553over my dead penis.
>next week on /smg/I do business with some of these companies
>>21933549>>21933553Awww fuck me, I'm still using Windows 10 pro, RIP well it was nice knowing the last somewhat decent windows OS. Man I miss the days of 95, 98, XP and 7.....but Vista and 8 can both burn in hell.
>>21933580I haven't really noticed anything weird with the update but I'm a boomer that probably wouldn't notice it anyway.
>>21932811>>21932826mcdick here. The best calorie & protein per dollar deal you could get for the past few years was 2 mcdoubles and a large fry for $7. $6 depending on the restaurant. Their new "meal deal", A mcdouble, 4 piece, small fry and a soda is just a happy meal. I hate this shit
>>21933584I'm partial to their daily doubles there. It's the perfect fast food sandwich.
>>21933592i have never trusted mayo on a fast food sandwich
>>21933584Um excuse me chud, a happy meal only has a hamburger or a 4 piece, not a double AND a 4 piece. Apologize chud.
>>21933584>i hate my goyslop being taken awayHoly ngmi
>>21933597did they stop with the mighty kids meals?
Bow down.
>>21933603>laughs in superior
Alright I'm officially tired of the Asian girls on the web.
>>21933603that doesn't even exist anymore
>>21933610yes it does. you can get it in the app.
>>21933613>in the app.okay
>>21933603these got worse too. used to get a double stack, (upgrade to) large fry, 4 nuggets and a soda for $5. now you can only get the double stack in a $6 "biggie bag"the Jack in the Box Munchie Meal also used to be $6, now it's $9.
Pretty excited, I got my newest prop for my version 2.0 scoopsies mannequin. It says it's 5'4" which is probably 4 inches taller than the real scoopsies. But I'll make it work.
i overcooked my red baron piza
>>21933625My biggest complaint was the soda being small. It made for a good lunch. Got you through til dinner, and had a lot of flavor with all three of the fast food staples: nuggets, fries, and burger. Drink too small tho. Soda is really cheap and addictive I don’t know why they feel the need to cut costs on that in particular.
>>21933602>mighty kids mealsOh shit Idk, I never heard of those. I bought some kids meals a few months ago for some kiddos and they didn't mention the mighty meal
Sea salt and vinegar chips are best chips. Simple as.
>>21933630huh.
>>21933640to be fair you have to have patrician taste to enjoy salt and vinny's
>>21933633>red baron piza>overcooked Based. I like mine on the well done side myself
>>21933648it was a bit too crunchymaybe is hould pout it haigher in the ovven next thime
>>21933608redpill me on this statemetn
>22.79 MSTY dividend has been deposited
>>21933638It is probably discontinuedcame with six instead of 4 nugs or a double hamburger
>>21933654It's not fucking worth it. They're like turbo autists with vaginas.
>>21933566wy the fuck do we need military parades. if i were an officer i would make my unit dress in combat fatigues at all times dress uniforms still in original plasitc. what matters is killing the enemy not fancy maneuvers. i would intentionally make my units march bad but maybe in room clearing squads and do a demonstration every 100 yards just to make a point.
>>21933668so look chinese accent nails on chalkboard i get it. but wat about koreans they are kind of cute. you don't even really see japanese in the usa so hard to generatlize on them. other nationalities situations. female autists are cute right??
>>21933666$3000 here. Kind of want to put another $50k in it but that’s a little too ballsy for me
Am I gmi?
>>21933686Nationalism. Pride. Recruitment. Project American excellence. Confidence in our armies. Discipline. Uniformity. Presentation. You still have people across the globe that obsess over Nazi death march music videos.
>>21933548the bands are cool
>>21933711you know that MLK day the market is closed right?
>>21933721https://youtu.be/7XfULQUkCSc
>>21933711What is the point of the 3 lot of puts?
>>21933690FUCKwhy does everything have to be all this fucking nuance and rocket science.You know what my cousin did? He grabbed some girl from town, fucked her in the woods down by the river, and now they've got four kids and live by my uncles manshion.Meanwhile I'm siting here trying to smooze this god damned bitch from Singapore and talking about fucking black shcoles on forwards for HK real estate and she's all like "well I think you just want something for free"FUCK FUCK GOOD FUCKING GOD.TED KAZINSKY WAS RIGHT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
>>21933711>straddleno. pick a direciton.
>>21933721yea well guess what. the nazis lost. u know what gives you supporters throughougt your future history. winning. which is what our troops should be training to do 24/7.
>>21933736>Kazinskykek
>>21933745Surely there isn’t an ulterior motive for saying this.
>>21933736>nd talking about fucking black shcoles on forwards for HK real estate and she's all like>"well I think you just want something for free"look sounds like you are trying to date above your class bro. not trying to be harsh just the reality if thats your response. also women hate if you yalk about finance. you need ot be cultural and sheit.
>>21933711>gonna make it?unironically. that's insane it's being priced like thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px5kIbXbgvU>>21933727you know that's inauguration right? (not that anything will happen)
>>21933756>ulterior motivehow is winning an ulterior motive. yea i am from the usa i want our troops to WIN if they have to fight. fuck muh lost cause doomers.
>>21933734Trump slipping on ice and Mr eyeliner becoming president.>>21933761Sometimes things happen
>>21933757>look sounds like you are trying to date above your class bro.She's just the next one that showed up. She was such an ass about it though. She knew who I was and then fucked around with me.
Giantess is bestI like a big meaty vagina
>>21933772counter point:there is a such thing as too bigwhy would you fetishize being crushed by an objer so big you cant even identify its a vagine
>>21933704you should give it to me instead. I need more to invest
thank the lord i remembered to invest in some dessert earlier this week
>>21933757>also women hate if you yalk about financeYeah except that's all she fucking does.I tried really hard to get her to talk about anything else but that's all she fucking does. Always calling people and reading reports.Fuck I'm dumping my KKR over this I'm so fucking pissed off.
>>21933766So you are really expecting a big move on Tuesday either way huh?
>>21933789The speedway near me has freeze dried skittles and i'm definitely regretting not grabbing a bag when I went to get beer...
>>21933769>She knew who I was and then fucked around with me.you havent refuted my point bro>>21933789based desert investor the only reliable investment in this clown market
>>21933789I had a Luigi's Italian ice and am about to make a fruit smoothie. Trying to cut down on the cookies and chips and chocolate
>>21933797>freeze driedoverrated. no i will not elaborate.
>>21933797The one in Adrian or Dundee?
>>21933798>you havent refuted my point broNo I completely agree with you BUT SHE CONTACTED ME AND THEN KEPT GOING WHEN i TOLD HER WHAT IM WORTH.WHAT'S THE GODDAMNED POINT? Did she just want to fuck with me?
>>21933761as long as you know
>>21931671Why are white men so unabashedly addicted to porn and trannyism
>>21933801Tecumseh silly billy. Also I found out what scoopsies is going to be doing once he inevitably gets replaced by a pajeet at his jobhttps://youtube.com/shorts/OvT9cyNxg90?si=0UjbxzCRS76SrI11
>>21933803>Did she just want to fuck with me?probably bro. and u walked right into it. sometimes, u need to "just say no"
>>21933808Oh wait, there's one in your town. Idk why it didn't show up the first time I searchedYou could be in there when this pic was taken... trying to flirt with those teenage cashiers
>>21933808>Also I found out what scoopsies is going to be doing once he inevitably gets replaced by a pajeet at his jobuhh.. surely, it is technical and not sexual.. r-right??
>>21933805If a mob of white men beat up a nigger it would be all over the news and called white supremacy. When a gaggle of niggers do it, it's called cultural enrichment. Thank christ trump won.
>>21933811Fuck all the the goddamned autistic asian bitches at KKR I'm shorting them on Tuesday.
>>21933763Do you actually disagree with anything I said here >>21933721 because if not you have to be a moron to come to a different conclusion.>record low recruitment>record low retention>record low referrals Keep doing the same shit keep getting the same results. 10% are fighters. cooks need to train more or something.
>>21933817The people that work at speedway here in town are the most miserable people i've ever met in my entire life. There are no cute girls working there.>>21933818watch the video
alright. heres some quick math. 8 x 3 = 24. thats the number of % I will have in my bloodstream in just a minuto here. hows THAT for quantitative anlaysis you wallstreet tryhards.
>>21933829Oh, which gas station did you say had the cute girl when you went to buy beer?
>>21933789>Thanking the lord for your gluttonyYour day is near
>>21933834Oh that was a long time ago. She hasn't been there in over a year. It's just down on their luck boomers and social outcasts that work there now.
>>21933827>>record low recruitment>>record low retention>>record low referralsskill issuesounds like we need to sabre rattle with C*na more and stop boming some thirworld shitholesI mean to be clear maybe we should carpet bomb the houtis a bit just to show them whos bossbut I mean overall, show ppeople it's about the survival of our country and not ahem, "colonial service"boom recruitment solved>>21933839>cute girl index crateringbearish..
>>21933839Oh damn, feels like only yesterdayI'm really losing my sense of timeThis screenshot is almost 4 years old apparently...
>>21933845I hope ford anon is out there doing great things. He bought me my ring light many years ago.
>>21933845I thought all girls where on tinder. Where things different 4 years ago?
>>21933845>fordanon was over 75 years agoTHERES A POINT WHERE IT TIPS THERES A POINT WHRE IT BREAKS THERES A POINT WHERE IT FAILS THERES A POINT WE JUST CANT TAKE.. ANY MORRRE....
>>21933845It’s an injustice you didn’t score
happening!
>>21933861Lol that wasn't meI haven't scored since like 2018
bros i just want to give up and use my money as a downpayment for a 1 or 2 bedroom condomortgage would only be cad$1.7k a month but id be resigning myself to a lifetime of the wagiecage
>>21933855Women don't use tinder to hook up, they use it now to just stroke their ego and swipe left
>>21933863usd bros.. is over.. shit coings will be the global currency in 2025+1
>>21933864It’s ok frenI haven’t scored since i was born
>>21933867It's cheaper to emigrate than buy a house in your country.The jews said they want Indians. Let them have them.
>>21933867>mortgage would only be cad$1.7k a month but id be resigning myself to a lifetime of the wagiecage> leaf flagbro your real estate is inflated to shit just wait (TM) for the crash. who knows maybe you will become the 51+Nth where N is a random number picked from the # of current Canadian provicnes state.
>>21933869I have had sex with women from tinder.I will say, it's not worth it.
>>21933895elaborate..in a financial sense of course...
I haven't been on a dating app since like 2012
>>21933904well no shit women are a liability.But fuck man. I've had sex with all these retards from Tinder and bumble it's gotten me absolutely nowhere. What a god damn waste of effort.
>>21933907in this Internet Connected Age..True Love is scarecer by the minuto but the sensation of sex is ever more prevalente...what you are experiencing is simply the free market at work anon..
