4 years of giant gains coming edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous >>21934489
We're dumping next week
>>21939708Haha no way, unless all liquid cash is going into $TRUMP. I myself need $algs to pump or I’m in trouble.
>>21939708Hopefully.
>>21939708not with these companies, some of which i do business with
>>21939708I doubt it. I think we'll be green for a few more months.
>extraordinary measures for the debt ceiling starts on Tuesday>no idea how long that will last until we defaultlet's godefault time
Nobody knows who I was in the last thread
>>21939716>MOOG
>>21940272i don't thin it's the same company that makes synthesizers
>>21939716VZ EARNINGS HOOOOIPseriously though, those niggers better show the market what for, under $40 a share is just retarded
>>21940304>VZ
>>21940309If you're lucky, they will fill Seattle with 5g towers every 10 feet to work those high bandwidth AI loads and microwave everybody's brains
>>21940316I actually hae AT&T, I get a discount through my job
>>21940324to be fair, ATT looks like they have better coverage now. I am pretty sure that didn't use to be the case. I guess that's why I never see those "can you here me now?" commercials anymore.
while reading all your posts I think I know exactly what goes on in a school shooter's mind
>>21940371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8RYOC1FGQE
We once again entertain the Canadian disease by bowing our heads and mingling in his trash heap. Two posts per thread. One for the bake, one for the next thread. He bakes early, he shoves his sickening fetishes in you face, he owns no stocks and he lays dormant for the next opportunity to harm smgYou - WE - must stop tolerating this
sister bros explain what I am seeing here
>>21940309I’m actually in the red on VZ. Phenomenal company though.>>21940324>>21940346Is American telephone and telegraph going out of business?
>>21940558>I’m actually in the red on VZ.
>>21939716Some of these companies have cost me a lot of shekels
>robinhood gives doge for NYE>buy some right away because it will pump for this>took 5% profit>it’s now up 25%Why should I not become a crypto bro
>>21940398If mad, ask trump to put 25% tariff on canadaPro tip: he can't
You will be snuffed out like a flame
lol rocker, should've made an update video, it's your fault Goff is doing this
ChYnA
What’s my DJT shares going to look like Tuesday? Will I be happy or what?
>>21940657I want it to go back down to 15 so I can slurp. Maybe it'll dump with his memecoin.
>>21940657Its going to pump like a shitcoin and no one will halt it out of fear of reprisal
>>21940629We march on Ottawa in 9 days.
>>21940686The capital is strange, I think it’s pretty close to where I live in New England but nobody goes there
Rocker what the fuck are your lions doing, fucking 31 points to the redskins in the first half? I thought this team was supposed to be good.
>>21940692What’s weird is Canada is like 4 cities spread around then nothing but uninhabited tundra. Think Alaska but an entire country. Kind of sad when you think about it.
>>21940697uh, I believe those are the Commanders sir
I miss her
>>21940686>We march on OttawaLMFAO you pathetic muttoids can't handle -6 weather. What makes you think you'd be marching anywhere, but to your own ICY DEATH; YOU STINKY SHIT EATER
>>21940716I'm from Wisconsin. You're just on the other side of the border.
>>21940716I’m going to rape and pillage my way through Canada and bring back a harem of war brides including the Southern sisters
>>21940719You cannot handle prairie weather, shitbreath. Any cold weather makes you, FUCKING THINGS, lose control.
>>21940725Wait are you an actual Canadian or the retarded Asian that only posts when the market is closed?
>>21940722The only thing you'd be raping is the suspension of your vehicle, due to our roads.Stay home, mutt.
>>21940729What do you think?
>>21940732Yeah I always get a rental when I go up there. I fucked my first car driving it around Eastern Ontario and never did that again.
>>21940736Heh, one wrong move and a pothole will gangfuck your entire bank account.Renting is smart. Stupid rental company cucks eat the cost of the poor roads and unaware amerimutt drivers.
>>21939716>goyflixMight have to buy some lotto calls
>>21940725Buddy if you’re talking Celsius I live in the south and it was below 20*F like last week. We actually have humidity here so it feels like 10. But sure, maybe the weather is a little nippy. Nothing a virgin leaf butt hole can’t warm up.
>>21940716>>21940725Tim hortons sucks nigger dicks
>>21940751Lol that's cute. It's -31c right now, where I live; -43c with the windchill.You're pathetic to me.
>>21940950>Tim hortons sucks nigger dicksHas for years, mutt. Only boomers and niggers go to that shithole.Local shops are always better.
>>21940950I like their maple syrup flavored donuts.
>>21940952Ooohhhh you live in one of those frozen desserts >>21940705 you call part of Canada. Here I got something for you
>The president is shilling pump and dump meme coins>Elon Musk is creating the DOGE department of the government while getting in shitslinging contests on X with video game streamers that have exposed him as a grifter beyond a shadow of a doubtits gonna be a weird next 4 years
>>21940984>frozen dessertsLmao desserts.Yeah, sure. A real dessert, you FUCKING NIGGER IQ MONGOLOID.
>>21940984It gets that cold in the cities sometimes
>>21940990it's a new paradigm.
>>21940964I quit the nigger bean water jew like 2 years ago but before that my biggest gripe with Tim hortons were their retarded flat lids that had at least a 50% malfunction rate. Couldn't tell you how many times I spilled coffee on myself in the car at 6:30am on my way to work because the damn lid wouldn't rip open correctly.
>>21940729Does he even have a portfolio?
>>21941000how do they one up the COVID scam? WW3? will people still support the next current thing?
>>21941002It's owned by a Brazilian company, so you can blame them. Fuckin jungle monkeys had to stick their cocaine BBL fingers in our fucking companies.>>21941013UH YEAH, I DO. DO FUCKING YOU HAVE A PORTFOLIO?NAME YOUR TOP 3 HOLDINGS NOW!
Chinks tongue my anus
>>21940952In burger anon's defence, those temperatures are not fun in places with shit insulation and shit central heating. Yes we get some motherfucker cold snaps here but that's with homes that can still hold a cozy 23 C degrees inside regardless.
>>21941019No, fuck you.
Why are the Canadians coming out of their cave all of the sudden? Are you not allowed to name them?
>>21941024My heat turns on every fucking 5 minutes trying to keep the house at 68 degrees. Sliding glass doors on the ground and basement level and dogshit insulation. Girlfriend pays the bills so its not my problem but still Jesus Christ that shit wont turn the fuck off all night.
>>21941030the germans were last thread, it's their turn now
Went to the grocery store earlier and did good by not getting any dessert slop... But it's movie night and I need some cookies so I'm making another run. You want anything at the store anon?
>>21941024Wrong. This sounds like a jeets experience, and you will now be IGNORED DO NOT @ ME PAKINIGGER>>21941029Lol knew you were broke.My top 3 holding are TD, CCO, and VFVFuck you.
The greatest thing about America is that you can spontaniously kill yourself much easier. Fuck gun control.
>>21941043C-can you buy me some Cool Ranch Doritos?
>>21941045Don't reply to me again until you have sex.
>>21941055I have a wife and son. Checkm8, amerilard fuck.Youve now given me carte blanche to reply at my will.
>>21941055>yfw chinkleaf enters the thread
>>21941061Chinese are the worst and most prolific liars.
>>21941070>Chinese are the worst and most prolific liars.I mean, there are worse (jews, niggers, italians). But they do be awful, as well.
>there are sex havers ITT right now
>>21941088what's with the license plate?that's what i wanna know...>>21939690should i buy some stocks?i have $2,000 and infinite free time
>>21941089Yes, buy $2,000 in $KOLD.Easy.
>>21941089Buy SOXL
>>21941097yo what the fuck...
>>21941053Sorry anon they only had Spicy Nacho so I got those instead
both of these look exotic & volatile atleast, from the graphs i see when i google each one
>>21941070Indians are way worse dude... but that one turbo virgin chink poster here really should kill himself.
>>21941879SOXL is a trap, and you WILL LOSE $.KOLD is a guaranteed thing.>>21941878>they only had Spicy NachoAh, okay. I dislike spicy stuff, so I'll pass. Thanks, though.
>>21941097boil is going to V>>21941262soxs will go up a bit
>>21941034Yes, i grew up in Canada and have never lived anywhere warm year round. I didn't understand this issue until I went to visit family in Arizona one winter. It was exceptionally cold for a couple days and there were all quite concerned about the prospect of temperatures dipping in to the 20s F. I thought what's the big deal that's nothing. That was until I realized house is built primarily to stay cool, not warm. It was barely up to the task.
Tiktok is now banned. Hope you amerilards can finally do something of value, now.>>21941899Lmao wrong. Have you looked at nat gas price?
You gotta ask yourself. What would the thread look like if I started losing money?
14 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Wild at Heart (1990), RIP my man David Lynch. With his passing the bench of Serious american artists subsides yet further. Who else survives? Only Pynchon and DeLillo remain.
Tiktok sisters its over
>>21941089>$2,000 and infinite free timeWith this little capital and this much time you'll be eager to actively trade which is basically a coin toss every trade. Park it in an index fund, forget it, and use your free time to aquire more currency.
>futures
>>21941934charlie kaufman yet lives. also could you wait a couple minutes? i really want to watch but the game is not over.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCn3LYqCnrk
>>21941954i don't waaannaaaa :(but yeah, i probably willmy parents say i can join the military or work on an oilrig which is comfortingi think i might just do the pizza delivery mission a few times
>>21940714Did she an hero?
seems like a dead end though
>>21941980>my parents say i can join the military or work on an oilrig which is comfortingI hope you don't like sleep
>>21941980just take out a shitload of debt and go to college man. repaying it is optional and any other pipeline is dogshit regardless of what boomers shill with their dogshit advice.
Movie night, movie night! Get in here! Tonite's feature is Wild at Heart (1990)!>>21941970I hate Mr. Kaufman on a personal level. "Mom Art", his films should be regarded alongside books like Life of Pi or Like Water for Chocolate.
>>21941987lol why??do you get too sore to sleep well/recover?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4H_vpyrKNI
>>21941980>my parents say i can join the military or work on an oilrig which is comfortingyou parents are wrong
>>21941988the only problem is i dropped out of highschoolis the community college route worthwhile?i guess it's worth a try,>any other pipeline is dogshit regardlessseems to be the case
>>21942000checked>you parents are wrongwym?
>>21941995oil rig work is famous for that two weeks on, two weeks off with retarded long shifts that result in like 4-6 hours of sleepmilitary work on the other hand is famous for shift swinging day/night
>>21942001yeah man just get your 2 year at CC and sling pizzas for a bit or whatever and then transfer to a university. anything else is some combination or risking your health/life/wellbeing or surrounding yourself with burnout losers. anyone that says otherwise is coping or had massive nepotism advantages/extreme luck.
>>21942003>military work on the other hand is famous for shift swinging day/nightthat i could probably tolerate>oil rig work is famous for that two weeks on, two weeks off with retarded long shifts that result in like 4-6 hours of sleepdunno about this though>>21942014sometimes i wonder what's the best i can hope for at this pointit feels like i never had much of a youth but i don't feel like an adult now eitherbut i'll probably end up doing this
good luck everyone
lol rocker
the china pump on monday is probably too obvious for me to mention
>>21942093
I plan to buy a lot of garbage on Tuesday.
>>21942184Elaborate
>>21942209He owns a company that makes biodiesel from garbage.
why'd they ban tiktok again? is that new rednote app actually based? musk should buy it if so.
I need some girl to drop her giant soft growing titties on my face right now
>Tiktok finally bannedSo...is it like permanent or just some political stunt that will bring the site back?
bad day for football. bad day for america. gonna pray for justice and wise judgement tonight. jared goff needs to be waterboarded and interrogated as well. at least i don't gamble, would have been swindled today.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBmU9drpYAM
>Some 911 call centers in the United States have reportedly been receiving non-emergency calls from teens and children expressing their love for TikTok following its shutdownHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAKEKWHEEZE
i need a betting site where i can bet on ukraine invading poland or vice versa. i think it's going to happen in like 10 years. that area is such a retarded shit hole its bound to happen.
>>21942275I forgot about the game. What did I miss?
>>2194229645/31 Washington
>>21941895>soxl is a trap during a Trump admin guyz reallyBottom Signal
>>21942296a full display of the corrupting influence of sports gambling and the lack of integrity, sportsmanship, and honesty in american society. the public's willingness to consume a deeply flawed product and the depths of boorishness and childlike credulity we've descended to as a country.
>>21942307and i say that as a die-hard fan.
>>21941088Appalling
>>21942307Same as it ever was.
>>21942320ikramericans should actually just stop having sex alltogether. just die out. be a monument of degeneracy. enough immigrants there to replace them and work the farmland to supply the civilized world.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVgCLQ_JQfU
with that said.I'm going back to biz
Not a good night. I missed movie night and my lions lost.
>Treasury Secretary Yellen announces that the US will hit the debt limit on Tuesday, January 21st>Markets on Tuesday>https://youtu.be/aULRHXZz6ss?si=6eFXs-Hxc6jj7Shc
not even gonna read your shit
is it true TSLA owners are gay and like penis?
>Market crash imminent>https://youtu.be/A4BUf9ZCgnA?si=zba6OnirUSHs_FSIFeels good to see GFC 2.0 happening in 2025 keklmao
>Tech market epic bearish dumping>https://youtu.be/rvYZRskNV3w?si=067VG9w8NYfii5M-
>>21942344they were sharing so many reddit links. It's pretty clear bant /smg/ is just /gme/
The median US income is just north of 60k pre taxThe average US home is almost 700kMove where? With what money? The average zoomer would have to work 30 years every single day while saving 50% of their paycheck for a downpayment on a crackhouse outside of chicagoPasted from /fit/. Is this true?
>>21942365Pfft no you can finance down payments now. They’ll literally take pocket change for down payment. Will you be an indentured slave for the rest of your life for your goy box? Yes
>>21942365Also he used median wage but average house price so?
>>21942371You mean 30 year mortgages?>>21942378Oh yeah. Median home price is 420k
>>21942363Did you mean to reply to me turkroach?
>>21942363Zeig deinen neuen Grundsteuerbescheid.
I am going to sleep and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>21942380we are entertaining starting 40 year mortgages
Wow, I just stumbled on this gem, totally free on jewtube. I’m a huge fan of the B Boys but I somehow totally forgot this existed until now, 15 minutes in and it’s amazing if you like the group -good actors too. I hated the Elvis movie but this is great, really relate with Brian.https://youtu.be/tUcKL5ZBxYQ?si=Zq4yqNCPSn7izEzk
>egg prices still rising>https://youtu.be/mi5hp4gR_fg?si=IOU-3u93zSb8dXmR
>last week a german politician died with 44>today an austrian CEO (Strabag) of a large construction firm diedI first thought it was the other CEO of a real estate firm whose company went bankrupt and he's billions in debt (Rene Benko)We are going back to the stoneage life expectancywise
>>21942404*also with 44
>>21942350No they like bob and vagene
>>21942402eggs could be $24/dozen and i'd still buy them desu.
>>21942558Surely the grade AA organic eggs with bright orange yolks right?
today i was forced to hang out with people, spend money at a restaurant, and go to a big box retailer
>>21942579did you get mogged?
>>21942608thankfully noone guy looked he thought he mogged me but he was a lanklet chud so better luck next life pal
>>21942608I could mog literally every person in this thread.
>>21942653Post bicep and left testicle for proof
>>21942653you can't even make regular updates, you have 0 physical routine
Can we get a fuck women chain going
FUCK WOMEN
WOMEN FUCK(I THINK)
>>21942697Wo fuck men???
>>21942700Rare flag>>21942711Go to Thailand. I’m pretty sure Thai guy has surrendered his mutt life and is going to live there forever. Also sounds like he had sex with girls he would rather not have known the age of>picrelHow do I invest in this?
>>21942774joss whedon was based for this one
>>21942774>Also sounds like he had sex with girls he would rather not have known the age ofI can’t imagine he wouldn’t if he had the chance, but I didn’t see anything from him that indicated that he ever has.He was denying that they have any street children like Peru or Philippines
gn
tonight i had the strangest dream. you were all there. well, two of you were, baggie and scoops, the rest of you were represented by more generic dream figures. and john actually was notably absent, probably a very good thing but we'll get to that.i dreamt that i was in baggie's house. it was actually my childhood home but baggie owned it now, and scoops and several other gentlemen lived there with him, and i had stolen things very dear to them, the love of their women, represented by an african-american street-walking prostitute and a daughter-figure with a very lustful mind.anyways, i was found out, and a very long physical struggle ensued. you guys were comically bad at fighting but were able to overwhelm me by sheer numbers. i was however too strong to completely overpower and rather than be torn to pieces, i was merely expelled from the house.i do believe the symbolism is clear here, but i'm going to have to ponder the deeper meanings and implications. anyways stay tuned for tea girls and music, they are gonna take a little time to brew. in the meantime let's set our minds right, all conflict could have been avoided if we had been living a more pure life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mxowEFMBgM
Shit, I gotta start spamming again, it's early hours big boy time
>>21943251I dreamt I had a hole in my skull. About as big round as a cigarette is thick. I went in my mom's room and asked for a flashlight. I took the flashlight to the bathroom and looked in the mirror while shining the light in the hole. I could see past the bone. I could see my brain in there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvGQyJ-bzbo
>>21943282that's an easy one. you need to do some introspection before whatever it is that is troubling you becomes a bigger problem and reveals itself catastrophically.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBxaTIwA16c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr5a7Qw5zpA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW_4IDNLP1I
has smiggers been making money in the past month and a half???
>>21943376the ones with ears to listen and minds to heed wisdom do very well here.
>>21943384
>>21943384nice. what timeframe is the two ones?
>>21943387the past is gone. the future is not yet here. only now exists. you have much to learn i think. do you have any serious questions or are you just here to trouble us? perhaps a dream or something bothering your mind?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsiuttB-WVs
Apparently the 1% gained 2/3 of all the new wealth that was created since 2020. Is this on top of the 21trillion the 1% got from the 99%. Holy shit.
>>21943402We know, you tell us every dayget new material
i hate ai slop so fucking much
>>21943412I’m asking is the new wealth the 1% own, the 2/3, part of or seperate from the 21 trillion. Must be a different poster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZeI9I875Ig
>>21943393lollmao
>>21943393i had a dream i bought 80€ train ticket for xmas and xmas already went so i bough it for nothing
>>21943531do you not see the answer in the post you are replying to? your misunderstanding of the nature of time is leading you to folly. please don't disturb the thread further with meaningless posts. there is someone i have in mind that i want to show my feelings to and i don't want them to miss it for the noise. there are enough bad-faith troublemakers with evil intent here already.
>>21943412That's exactly how I feel when I'm like 12 drinks deep.
>>21943413sucks you cant make porn on them.
Fuck John Rocker. I took his lions and they fucking blew it, they were supposed to be good, and they couldn't even beat the fucking redskins.
>>21943540ghey
im thinkin of browsing some tickers. havent done so in awhile. still all in on nigvid
These niggas offering this shit for hundres to thousands. Mint my ass condition.
>>21943590Topright is mine. I'm gonna crash the market, dumping my cards.
>>21943593This is like physical NFTs.Who would ever invest in these?
found a few juicy ones but i think they have already moved. also no cash to try new positions.
!¡!¡!¡!REMINDER!¡!¡!¡!The NYSE will be closed tomorrow so the whole world can celebrate the inauguration of our new president Donald J. Trump. Enjoy the new golden age everybody.
>>21943749TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
Top priorities of the new administration.1. Make America Great Again.2. Execution or deportation of all the illegals.3. Annex Canada and Greenland.4. Rebuild King Solomon's temple.5. Tax cuts and drill baby drill.If he can get all of that done we will enter what will be known as a "Golden Age"
>>219437531. Make America Great Again for Billionaires only2. H1B visas welcome3. No annexation, period4. Synagogues will be built5. tax cut = inflation, fracking stops when oil go down to $40Also your president is shilling meme coin like Hawk Tuah girl. America is finished
>>21940964i just go to mcdonalds for $1 coffeeactually i started eating out more often in general since open overtime for me basically means it's easier to just screw around at the end of day for an hour instead of cooking/cleaning for more than an hour
>>21943749Guess I'll trade the fucking TSX tomorrow then
>>21943775on whatwe have nothing interesting, most canada startups have the mentality of just getting bought outthere was some ai pipelines company (onesoft solutions) which basically had a monopoly on data from pipelines across america and would have first-mover advantage on that and anything else related for pipeline maintenacethen they get bought out just as it was getting tailwinds, robbing retail shareholders of future gains theyve been holding out for
>>21943759>laughs in American.I thought you guys said tariffs were inflationary. How does both increasing and decreasing taxes lead to inflation? You faggots are just making shit up at this point. Do yourself a favor, raise you hands in the air, say I don't know a fucking thing, and then take the oath and swear fealty to your new lord and savior Emperor Trump!
>>21943783Take advantage of the fact that TSX venture exchange is literally US OTC market that anybody can trade. I remember buying Hive blockchain at $1.40 in 2018 and it went down to 9 cent, but it didn't get delisted because it was on venture exchange. Then in 2021, it went to $9. That's 100x return because regular people can actually trade on tsx venture vs most Americans can't trade on OTC.
it is aquarius season already in japan. this song was playing on the radio this morning when i went out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT3_4b9s9UI
what sectors are looking juicy currentlyasking for a friend.
>>21943787I see you took East Asian studies instead of Economics as college electives, so let me school you.tariff = excise tax. 25% tax on Canada = Americans pay 25% tax on cars built in Ontario = inflationTax cut = government spending because gov't print money to make up for the revenue shortfall. This money competes with private sector (called crowding out), so interest rate goes up (10 year yield going up), and more money chasing fewer goods is inflation. Basically causes stagflation, the worst kind of inflation
henlo is this mister jerome?
>>21943861if anyone here can manufacture a nuclear bomb by tommorow i will personally carry it to DC and set it off myself
>>21943864Why now though? Should have done it in the last 4 years
Things could get hairy next week.
>>21943864Good luck. Alex Jones has blown the whistle on your deep state operation
>>21943861He's only doing this because Jeff Yass, who is in bed with the CCP, bribed him by donating millions of dollars to his campaign. It's pretty fucked up IMO.
>>21943905He's got the Larry Fink phenotype.
>>21943749Factually wrong.
>>21943861>americans deserve to seeIs he broadcasting through TikTok or whatlmao
>>21943905Pretty much everyone has donated to him now though.
>>21943916maga could care less about it. There is a movement though to make china sell all land in the US, which hopefully they dont stop there...only US citizens should own land.
>>21943917But Jeff Yass did it on the condition that he would protect TikTok. Trump met with him at his office during the campaign and immediately afterward made an announcement that he changed his position and was now opposed to a TikTok ban.
>>21943753Look, this was on friday. It doesn't sound like there are more taxcuts to come, but that only those that are already in effect are supposed to stay.
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
I deserve pussy.
>>21943954Busty virgin nymphomaniac redheads owe me sex
god dammit, I have too many apus, over 1500
im trying to make coomer videos with ai
AMD is about to go to 1T. Prove me wrong. Don't say I didn't tell you.
>>21944131Tell me how it goes,have't seen anything too impressive from video gen yet.
>>21944149kinda ok. ass looks good but the arms look like an handicapped persons
>>21944149>>21939742this could be us but you keep playing....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iIS6ZZ9RVAcapcha: ywn'bout to cry.
sex with women (3d)
>>21944161I give all women the ick as I am obviously not in the top 10% of men.
What did he mean by this?
>>21942788
>>21944161Is this real?
>>21944187it's theoretical at this point, but we're close
>>21944192A few more CERN timeshifts and I think we will be there
>>21944173trump will die in office. he's falling apart rapidly.
>>21944310god willing. The question is who can grift harder than trump?
>>21944173Old news, he announced this a while back. Probably doesnt want to deal with the cold & the leftist clowns.
>>21943861>if we can't profit from it, no one willtrue heroes lol
>>21944314elon's entire fortune is built on grifting. he's a genius inventor just like trump was a successful businessman.
>>21944322Honestly the amount of crony capitalism vibes he's been giving off has been crazy. bragging about exorbitant after party donations from oligarchs, seizing foreign land purely for financial or material benefit (that no average american will ever see).>>21944331Buying the prince-ship. Even wacker than the french monarchies title sales.
i can't afford housing.
>>21944322chad yes.
>>21944338fortunately, housing is slop too
>>21944338>mfw guac's extra
If ever somethin' don't feel right to you, remember what Pancho said to the Cisco Kid.>Let's win, before we're dancing at the end of a rope, without music.
>>21944348That's a good line for selling first. lynch did it again.
>And I still would lean toward no government and not so many rules, except for traffic lights and things like this. I really believe in traffic regulations.he's literally me
What are your projections for S&P this year? I assume it will get to 7k due to euphoria and probably bounce back. I also think copper has a chance to surge again due to new projects, potentially even subsidized EV chargers (I know Trump claimed he is anti EV, but let's be honest, Musk will make sure it happens).
>>21944387we topped on friday but it's a good thing. likely a full year of crabbing until the first full moon of next year. it will be called the cancer market i predict but it's a little early for that declaration.
>>21944409The way I see this, Trump cares too much about stock market. To him it's the metric of how good he is doing at running the country.I can imagine him pumping it somehow (i.e. by giving billions to tech stocks or subsidies) just to show a positive impact of his immigration policies this year.
>>21944427he is going to make public gestures to do just that but the market is going to defy him. it will become a joke on reddit and amongst his critics to give them something to cling to as all the rest of their illusions are shattered and trampled upon. they will be saying "trump can't get it up!"and again, it is a good thing. we need to meet the needs of everyone in this country. it's hard for me to explain to a foreigner how mentally ill and propagandized people here are. when my mom found out we were going to annex greenland she started crying. npr is not going away and they need content for their zombies. it takes all kinds in this world, and you can't have a golden age without happy people. also it's going to give the market plumbers time to work out the imbalances below the surface. one year of kneading the dough. that's my prediction.capcha: vox
>No stocks tomorrow
>>21944446that's ok we get twice the gains on tuesday
>>21944447The market jews better come through for their boi.
>stock news sites - written by bots>stock youtubers - rereading those articles and then empty blabbering, to get to their X minutes video quota>stock redditors - "eat the rich" and pussy mentality, so worse than useless.>/smg/ - moved to a flags random board where no new users will find it. dead by suicide I DEMAND TO BE SPOONFEED WHICH STOCKS TO BUY. I DEMAND TO BE LURED INTO PUMP&DUMPS. I HAVE ALL MY PORTFOLIO IN MSTR AND TSLA AND IM TERRIFIED.
>>21944444>it's hard for me to explain to a foreigner how mentally ill and propagandized people here areDon't worry, we got jews here too and pretty much a 2 party system. Party that lost created its own TV station that is brainwashing its voters 24/7. Same as the winning party does using national TV. Families are being torn apart because of politics nowadays.>he is going to make public gestures to do just that but the market is going to defy himThat's a possible outcome, but I think Trump has more tools to make the markets to go up than redditors have to make it dump.
>>21944451considering that Trump's son clearly holds Bitcoin and Trump wants to pump it, I think MSTR might have been a good choice, congrats.
covered callsIs there anything wrong with sell CCs on day or day before expiry at the money, or just OTM simply for the premium (as much of a gurantee profit as possible) and do volume to make more money, rather than picking a higher strike price. I do not care about keeping the shares for another call, I would just buy more shares on the same stock or a different stock.
>Tiktok already backWell that was the biggest fucking nothingburger ban I have ever seen. Niggas can't keep anything banned or done for even a single day???Well anyway>Markets>https://youtu.be/xbVmklr5JLs?si=eK0gQjSRtuJ7WBmb&t=621
>>21944451I occasionally advertise bant smg in the biz thread. I don't think there are that many new people getting into investing NOW. They saw what went down from '21-'22 and if they didn't get wiped then they're probably scared to get in now.
>>21944467Profit is profit. Are you running the wheel?
>>21944470
>>21944450>mfw still waiting for the melt up
>>21944470Blame Trump.retard zoomers think zuckberg bought it
>>21944618lmao yeah that's why I used the timestamp. Pershepanii and that one other busty girl were the only good models.
>>21944615>Are you running the wheel?too new to run anything, just learning. its just seem simple to me (as a total new retard) to just take the money that is most certain/likely/probable and simply sell more calls for more money, rather than try to maximize profit with a lot less certainty. More like a market maker or liquidity provider. On occassion I see some odd premiums where they are paying just at (+/- a tiny difference) where the strike price is the stock price, but the premium is $1.25 per share which to me seems like easy money.
>>21944470Nothing ever happensWe are so back
>>21944627The melt up will cause a bigger wealth gap I heard this morning on YouTube
>>21944653Well least I have somewhat a base this time around.
>Rumors circulating that Trump is signing an executive order on day one Federally Legalizing MarijuanaAny good stocks for marijuana use and production?
I finally joined the dark side and activated margin in my brokerage. This will end well.
>>21944647As long as the underlying is something you are willing to hold long term in case it dumps while your CC is active. CC strategies tend to underperform the market and are not capital efficient (less of a problem now that settlement is T+1). I'd only sell CCs on positions that are sitting on large gains that I'd be fine trimming.
>>21944698Personally I would go with whatever stocks retails piles into on weed news usually: TLRY, CGC, ACB, CRONIt doesn't matter how good they are, because legal marijuana is not a profitable business due to the amount of competition and how easy it is to grow it. The only reason illegal weed is profitable is due to risk premium.
Welp it happened again. Trumpcoin debutted and I saw it at 10:30 on friday and thought "well, isn't that something" and continued to watch vtubers. Coulda made 10k over the weekend. Coulda made 20k on GME in 2021. Coulda 5xed on Nvidia/NVDX last year. I'm always in the room with gains, I might even buy and then sell for 20% up. And then I miss out on the bigass pump that could save my portfolio after years of fumbling.
>>21944727Hindsight bias is a bitch huh.
>>21939742Nothing is going to happen. Look at the Yen carry trade. Shit was going down and then got almost catastrophic before people realized what was happening. The market has already priced in the debt ceiling, government shutdown and government eventually working out another ceiling deal.And Gaetz was certainly put up and then put down because he was an impediment to Trump and Johnson and whoever the newfag in the senate is, Thune or Cornyn or whoever.
>>21944727When I started investing I was taking much more risks. Over the years I saw all kinds of shit going wrong and now I'm very risk-averse. Maybe it's the same in your case - you saw the coin and thought it will rugpull the moment you buy it.
i have like $500 in gift cards that boomers gave me over the years.
>>21944743This is actually what happened. Back in 2020 I was like "yeah I'll throw 5000 dollars at palantir even though it's already 19 dollars" and then it went up to 35 and I thought I was a fuckin genius. Didn't even understand marketcap I was like "this is going to 70 dollars easily!" of course PLTR actually did go to 70 bucks this year but that's another story. 2020 was like "this thing is pumping and I don't know why but I'm gonna throw 8000 dollars at it!" and now I'm like "geez, I don't want to pay fees to move money around to buy this stupid piece of shit on a foreign exchange OTC" and then I miss out on the newest canadian scam.
>>21944727Instead of honing in on what you missed re-asses the reasoning for not swinging the bat. I get it is psychological to be miffed about missing giant gains but you sat out for a reason that seemed like a good idea at the time. It's better to re-evaluate your rationales than to be down on yourself for missing the boat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-mPlQPpV8M
>>21944773kek, classic. I have no clue how people like CHWY anon can keep grinding on high-risk trades.
>>21944755SAAR
>>21944647selling covered calls is a good idea, but planning for them to be exercised isnt. The whole game is to guess what the actual price will be, and then set your strike price above that. take the premium and give nothing back.>premium is $1.25 per share which to me seems like easy money.And it is easy money. But if stock went up by $2 you'd be better off without the cc, obviously.
fyi this is the wheel that 'the wheel' is named after
Somebody pick me up a pizza and deliver it to me please.
>>21944791I am unable to 'envision' myself being rich like that. I can't envision myself making a 10x over the weekend, or buying calls on Nvidia when it goes low and selling them high for a 5x in 2 months, or anything like that. I can only imagine just slowly grinding and putting money into broad market etfs, like a wagie. Everything else seems like "today you make 70% on this trade, tomorrow you lose it all doing something fucking stupid".
>>21944818only if you promise to make an update
>>21944820Just do what every responsible gambler does here and have a small gambling account and a buy and hold account.
>>21944818maybe If you lived in norcal
>>21944827>>21944839There isn't supposed to be stipulations attached, you're just supposed to do it.
>>21944847oh okone pizza with 'special sauce' coming right up
>>21944847You want me to come to your frozen hellhole?
>>21944791>re-evaluate your rationalesyou mean accept the market is a gay dog chasing its own tail that only trades momentum and charts regardless of fundamentals? yeah sure
>>21944816Me if NVDA goes out of business in the next 30 days
MO bros... will trump unban ciggies too?
>>21944851Next couple days are going to be rough. It's supposed to be like -15 degrees with the wind chill. It's going to be rough. California is lucky, they have wildfires to keep them warm
>>21944865>-15Too cold for me.
>>21944864that would probably be pretty hard to doif the FDA were to roll back any "science based" consumer protections, they would get litigated to hell and back
>>21944814>but planning for them to be exercised isnt.what if I do not care if its exercised or not, just to buy stock and sell it for some profit? The assignment is automatic and the only cost is minimal transaction fee charged by the brokerage or trade commission. If the stock price closes below the strike then I would just cc again, if assigned, then I would just buy another 100/1000 shares of the same or different, whatever had the largest gain for with the most certainty. What am I missing?
>>21944816>is named afterbuffalo springfield?
>>21944864Cigarettes are a dying trend anyway so I don't see a point in giving them any attention anyway. Millennials are the last generation that even has smokers.
>>21944877well it isn't a final rule yet so I guess it could get repealed
>>21944820I started in 2020 and crashed my whole PF by stockpicking down 50%.I slowly recovered over the years by stockpicking. last year, I was up 20%.I became mildly good in stockpicking.Now I am all in on Lufthansa and Volkswagen
I really hope Trump ends the war in ukraine baka
>>21944879>What am I missing?If the stock tanks you're holding the bags. The credit received and any future covered calls might not offset your loss.
>>21945000would be bullish for UK, France and Germany for sure.
>>21945000Here's just doing what biden did. Ukraine will suffer catastrophic personnel shortages in about 18 months (once they draft the zoomers), so that's probably about where the war will end.
This thread is still up?
>>21944647>>21944879Wheel strategy
>>21944814>The whole game is to guess what the actual price will be, and then set your strike price above that.Here is an example of what I think is odd, options for rgti for next Friday, strike trends up, premium trends down, the there are two outliers significantly above the rest, I would pick the 37/0.35 as it seems to be the highest premium and and strike (this case would be planned not close in the money and keep the shares). Why would someone offer to pay so much more for a strike that is much likely to happen?
>>21945007nah, hes going to force zelenski to the table, give up the taken territories or fight it alone.
damn it why is it getting so fucking cold again
>>21945009We are the lost tribe of /biz/, it will always be up
>>21945016High IV
>>21945003>If the stock tanks you're holding the bags.I get that part, but if I sell a cc that is very likely to close ITM then I have minimized (not eliminated) the risk. >>21945013>Wheel strategyI am learning about that, and I see on the bottom left "stock is called away - winning trade$$" but some peeps here keep saying plan to not have the stock called away, getting called away is bad. I am also looking for better stocks with dividends with upward trends that had a sudden spike donw on bad news (EIX) but are trending up again. I would buy, keep for 5% div, then cc just after.
The market owes me money
>>21945029>High IVI have no idea what that means, can you splain like im tarded...
>>21945018the guy he put in charge of it wanted to do the exact same carrot and stick with completely unacceptable conditions for russia while trump has said he will continue support for ukraine. this is gonna be bush's second term on steroids.
>>21944698All weed stocks are pump and dumps. Trade accordingly. Do not go trying to assess the fundamentals for a long hold investment. These always spike multiples and sell off. The fundamentals are bad. The industry has garbage profit margin on top of regulatory complications even when legal. It's hard to market at all. Hard to distinguish from the hundred other competitors. Weed is all pretty much weed. Beer companies can distinguish themselves via clever marketing and distribution deals. Weed can't.
>>21945019It's fucking January, why do you think?
>>21945038Couldnt be more wrong.
>>21945045normally night temps less than 10F only happens one week per year where I live
ai is pretty cool. i can make my coomer fantasies in softcore versions.been making videos all day today
>>21945052>opens image>clicks the play arrow
>>21945062Maybe he should safe it as a .gif so you sit there and wait for it to move
>>21945062kek. i havent downloaded or converted any yet. just tinkering so far
>>21944971>Cigarettes are a dying trendNot in Eastern Europe and Asia. There is still a demand for them. Poor people always manage to get cigarettes.
>>21945080how many Lucozade bottles do you have to trade in for a pack there?
good evening gentlemen. in light of some hot-headed conduct I may have engaged in this Friday while under the influence of alcohol, I would like to state that my comments on the nation of Germany were provoked by a certain hapa-obsessed smg poster and do not reflect my opinion on the nation as a whole. Germans, I understand that being bullied by more socially well-adjusted nations can be stressful and sometimes, destroying Europe seems like the only option left. but dont worry. you are a valid and valued Western democracy and if are ever having dark thoughts, you can always talk to America's intelligence services to work through any self-destructive impulses you may be having. Thank you for your attention.
>>21945030Options sold are "wins" when you receive a credit and they expire worthless. You still win if your option is assigned when the sale of the stock + credit received is more than your initial investment. IV is Implied Volatility. Higher = more risk. More risk = more reward.
>>21945089>IV is Implied Volatility. Higher = more risk. More risk = more reward.got it thank you.
>>21945052Can you make good anime breast expansion content with that AI or nah? I wanted to make a bunch of videos.
>>21945080Chungwas are superior One cig and you'll bend the knee to mao xiaoping
>>21945086Average price for cigarettes is about 190 MKD ($3.18) so about 380 plastic bottles.
>>21945137im testing. usually it says something about ethics if you try to make pornish. you need to get porn making specific one for that i think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWPufkBFD7o>you're the man of the hour! First of all I want to express condolences over the loss of your father..>in fact, Jim, we're now the market leader in both diabetes AND obesitygod i love capitalism, so much.
>THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA JUST RUGPULLED A SCAMCOIN LIKE A STREETSHITTING PAJEET
>>21945275>>21945275>>21945275baked
>>21945264What a timeline. First H1-B visas, now this. We need pic related stuff but with Trump now.
>>21945137it just gave a big chest but didnt make it bigger
>>21939690sauce ?
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