market's closed, what are you doing here? edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous >>21939690
An American bake for a new morning in America.
>be POTUS>import pajeet>become pajeet
>>21945275I will have access to 70k euro on margin tomorrow with 6.5% APR. with 5x Nasdaq leverage I should have more wealth than Elon Musk in no time.
>>21945287love the shelf full of presumably butter
How much more liquidity is there in credit markets? Is the march of bonds a sign that rates aren't coming down, or is there a looming liquidity crisis? Some dork was posting on /pol/ about the treasury deploying cold hard cash it raised to prevent auctions going bidless or something
>>21945301There is infinite liquidity
>Debt ceiling might hit days after Trump in officeBros, are we finally going to get a real financial crisis happening or nah? It feels like there's a huge rugpull set up to screw Trump over for quite a while.
>>21945314nothing.ever.happensYou never learn
>>21945313Inflation, our greatest export. Negative trade balances? Here's how it's actually a positive. Honestly the fed should raise rates to 20% and just backstop the bone holders and we could own the world
>>21945290Selling puts on JNJ and VZ this week
>>21945323All you need to export USD, rest of the products is just an extra. And other countries will keep buying it because of how quickly our economies keep deteriorating
>>21945314>real financial crisis happening or nah?real, no. Planned yes. They are all planned, but they do their best act panicked as they pass new laws to fuck you. Do you remember in 2008 when the banks were crashing and some US representative said $500 million was being drained out (that was real money back then) but they had way of tracking who was taking out the money or where it was going? They know exactly who/when/where they just lie to the sheep.
>>21945350I'm really curious what Chinas problem is. You can buy trucks for under 10k, espresso machines for $35 that can hold there own against $500 machines, apartments for under 50k along with endless sideways pussy on top of cushy jbw jobs
>>21945343
>Played more Heroes 3 today>Beat tarred and feathered>Kinda slightly easier than FUCKING TOMB RAIDERS FUCK THAT MAP>But still hard, you ZERO Factory towns, instead need to use Fortress and Cove towns>Whatever factory units you have like Dreadnoughts is all you get, have to rely on Couatls a lot>Start New Order scenario>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI love this old ass game so much but god damn dude
>>21945361I'm getting tons of mixed signals from there. On one hand China seems to be outpacing the rest of the world, on the other hand:- chinks are known for lying about their stats- there are tons of youtube channels done with chinese accent that keep talking shit about Chinese economy and outlook (i.e. China observer) while comparing it to utopian image of western countries. No clue who is the target audience, it could be just "art of war" - trying to make foreigners think that china is weaker than it actually is.- Some say they have actual financial issues, which I actually am willing to believe. They are probably going through "middle-income trap" phase of country development. US throwing a fit doesn't help for sure.
It's gonna pump 8-9 points on open, wow great, nice
>>21945366Selling puts is bullish
>>21945418Will Power doesn't care
THE TURNAROUND
>Trump grifting bookmarking the all time high in cryptoPLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEE
>>21945404>>21945361assuming the stats are even vaguely real - one factor is that they have a bad population pyramidnot as bad as japan/korea/etc. but same issue of too many older people, not enough birthshumanity's economic systems (debt based money) aren't designed for this and will likely implodesimilar issue around the developed world, but east asia is much worse than the US and even much of europe in this regardofc the west is trying to solve this dilemma by mass importing non-whites, which really isn't much better
>futures
>futures>https://youtu.be/b9ilXLsz0KE?si=Tiqyc-ENopYtOxFx
>>21945463good point, their young generation is fucked. Doesn't help that AirPods I just unpacked were assembled in Vietnam, not China
I'm watching Trumps event right now. I must say, the next 4 years will be kino at least.
>>21945404To leave middle income trap range you must be either a microstate or be a large geopolitical ally that would be invested in like Poland. Otherwise you just kinda get fucked where you don't have enough jobs for your rapidly growing youth cohort so they don't have kids and can't invest for the future so your economy gets whiplashed by falling birth rates and a tax crisis like Kenya. In the past wealth was accumulated by the poor who pooled their resources for entrepreneurs to deploy. Since countries lack the historic pooled resources they can't keep up with unemployment.
>>21945490Just like those made in America cars.
>>21945463Demographics is destiny and I think China is fucking around too much with their economy. Their youth unemployment rate is extremely high. Wages are too low for most work so kids study for high tech jobs that aren't plentiful enough.
Can 2025 be the year of REITs?
>>21945518Yep, China is quite big but at the same time its rapid growth was mainly funded by being world's factory.The issues I see are that:- USA is moving produciton to other countries- US and EU are making it harder for China to export their own products (which is one of the ways to escape this trap).I mean, it's not that awful probably, because China can still trade with the rest of the Asia and Africa. Although I don't think it's as lucrative as dealing with USA in USD. Some of the YouTube channels I mentioned claim that people are forced to take pay cuts right now.
>>21945404>chinks are known for lying about their statsevery state lies about their stats. After 9/11 Bush et al passed a lot of laws stating the biggest banks, military contractors and any large tech companies werer key to national security and their finances were considered secret/classified/sensitive so what you really see is separate set of books for those businesses deemed important. Same really for china, russia, france, india..they all hide their details and put out false info about everyone else.
>>21945661The forced paycuts I think come from China having a credit crisis. Everyone is feeling the squeeze as the state deploys assets to stop the free fall of the yuan while it prepares itself to defend against a war when it fairly wins democratic elections in Taiwan
>Moana 2 supassed $1 billion worldwideFucking how? That movie sucked ass compared to the first movie. It was supposed to be a tv show but then Disney went full retard and made it into a very sloppy written movie ala Atlantis Milo's Return.That's only gonna encourage them to churn out more shit sequels...
>>21945745Disney lies and buys their own tickets. It could also just be third worldification where anything, no matter how bad, will get ticket sales.
>>21945745Have you seen the garbage disney has put out lately? Even a mediocre movie will do well at this point.
>>21945461kek
>>21945800It's Melania's turn now chud
/biz/ is starting to look like a medum rare steak. So happy there are no crypto pits on /bant/.
>>21945828We're blessed indeed. We also don't get crypto tourists here derailing the thread trying to prove their tokens are anything more than speculative gambling.
>>21945789At least Inside Out 2 was decent. But the other ones like Strange World and Wish were fucking BAD. Like both bombed even harder than Black Cauldron did lmao
>>21945789We're not their target audience anymore. Their audience is 6 billion people living in Asia and Africa. People are shitting on Iger for short-term troubles, but I'm sure their long-term DEI strategy will pay off, just like it did for Netflix.
>>21945849This. The world will start catering to where the (most) people are. Asia, Africa, South America.Fuck those 1b North Americans and Western Europeans. Most of them are whypipo anyhow.When you think about it, it was bound to happen eventually.
>>21945849I wonder if Disney is going to get rid of DEI soon? Even other companies like video game shit is dropping it all
>>21945864Will be interesting to see. I think one smart thing that Netflix did, is they simply injected production budget into foreign countries and let them produce content that is culturally apropriate there (with some "guidance" / rainbow propaganda thrown into the mix). Disney on the other hand tries to make movies that appeal to everyone globally, which is probably much harder to achieve.
>>21945275What do I say?
>>21945864DEI only works when daddy fink is covering the massive losses the terrible business practice cause. Now Blackrock is exiting the DEI game. Sorry, no refunds.
>>21945889LolLmao even
>>21945889That person is retarded and beyond help, don't even bother replying.
>>21945864>I wonder if Disney is going to get rid of DEI soon? Even other companies like video game shit is dropping it allLet me be demoralized here for a moment.Why are they dropping it in the first place?Because it achieved the desired goals.Like people actually believe that all of a sudden they are just not interested in it any more? Or admitting failure? Or not doubling, tripling, quadrupling or gorillioning down on it?But yeah, some people actually think and believe that - despite they themselves doing absolutely fucking nothing - are "winning now"...And that's because all of a sudden, what seems to be the entirety of the globohomo complex, decided in unison that "nah... we're good... you won... there... you can have it"It saddens me to realize that people are being once again played like a grand piano.Thinking that the invisible hand which has steered them by a nose ring like an circus animal as it fucking pleased has now tired of it all and has capitulated.It's beyond lunacy.Fuck this gay earth.(I like the planet, though. Most animals are OK, too)
>Crypto rugpulling>https://www.instagram.com/p/DE7dYaTu8q5/
>>21945962>futures down>crypto in the shitterBitcoin is literally doing a deadcat bounce. It is absolutely going back to 70k or lower. Most likely the stock market will follow after congress goes into lockdown.
>>21945907Trump is going to let Bob Iger sink in the swamp. Disney still owns all of the sports, you're missing the big picture, Walt Disney is still frozen and once we usher in our golden age we're going to thaw him out and he's going to make Disney great again.
>just finished my taxes>getting $6k back on my federal returnwoooooo, now go ahead and give me your classic>well ackshually you gave the government a interest free loansuck it nerds, i'm rich biaatttccchhhh!!
>>21945989Why are you getting so much back?
>>21945989You didn't even make money trading, and I love you.
>>21945989Fucking love you boy! Even if your lions fucked me.
>>21945985>LockdownOver what, another coofdemic?
>>21945999Niggerpox
>>21945986yes
>>21946003that guy’s smart
>>21945993Because I claimed 0 and grossed $76k this year.>>21945998The lions losing broke my heart. I fucking hate the NFL. It's rigged and gay
>>21945998Is that a step down living room? My mom used to say she always wanted one of those, but would never be able to afford the house.
>>21946005I claimed 0 allowances rather
>>21946005Oh okay. I make around the same, but I claimed 1.
>>21945998Clean your floor baggot, your house is starting to look like my apartment. Make your gookfu clean.
>>21945889call them retarded.
>>21946008I used to claim 1 but then I always owed taxes at the end of the year and I got tired of that shit.
>>21945999>>21946001Debt ceiling, no money to fund the government. Stuff has to be cut and taxes raised to close the deficit.
>IT FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!
>>21946013Part of investing is paying quarterly taxes. Isn't that hard to figure out how much tax to pay.
>>21946015> Stuff has to be cut and taxes raised to close the deficit.Says who?
>>21946005lions loss was a heart breaker, but the bills can still carry the torch for rust belt / great lakes
>>21945989>>21945989>Finished my taxes>In mid January My brokerage statement won't even be ready until March
>>21946031Their window has closed now too. They are losing both of their coordinators after this season so it will be right back to "same old lions".>>21946041I didn't do any trading this year so I didn't have to wait. I just contributed to my 401k this year.
I formed an S corporation last year to sell on Amazon, but beyond depositing $500 in a business checking account I literally did nothing. So I guess I have to file a zero dollar corporate tax return with the feds and my state. Kind of weird.
Made chili for dinner. Damn it feels great to be white.
>>21945989In January? Who are you, Ned flanders?>https://youtu.be/xpOlSFRQqck?si=CvdyWeFB73BeJ5vG
>/biz/ melting down over Presidential shitcoins>people saying stupid shit like "max your credit to buy the bottom"KekI didn't buyed, I should have since I saw it at 10:30 on Friday, but if I had I probably would have been awake all night last night and sold when it dumped from 77 to 58. That's just the kind of niggy I am.>>21946051I want to do this.
>black qbs
>>21946062So nice of jannies to make smg but for the legally retarded
>>21946059kek, the earlier you file the earlier you get your money back. plus it takes like 15 minutes.
>>21946062Anyway I have a job interview on monday again so that's why I think about "if only I had boughted" but anyway.
>>21945404china observer and many similar channels are glowie propaganda, in general they same problems as everybody else but they haven't run out of gas yet. They'll need to start a serious push to automation in the next 10 years but they'll probably manage it. Unitree is basically boston dynamics if boston dynamics actually moved units, I've even seen their dogs in ukraine footage.
>>21946065I rooting for josh allen to win it all. I fucking hate that faggot Travis Kelce and kermit the frog nigger Patrick Mahomes.
>>21946062>I want to do this.The bank was really being dicks on the details. Like I had to make a separate bylaws and minutes just for their bullshit. Like I'm giving them my actual shit.
>>21946044bills can win this year thoughbaltimore is probably their worst stylistic matchup of the remaining teamsif they close it out tonight, they have a damn good chance at the owl having already beat KC before>stocks
>>21945989I get a solid $1k back from my HSA
Is niggerball talk a new all time low for /smg/?
>>21945293THIS>THISTHIS
>>21946104I can't tell if its football or basketball
>>21945293they deserved it just like doge deserved it.
>>21945989>i'm rich biaatttccchhhh!!
>>21946104You can bet on sports so therefore it makes it an investment which therefore makes it investment advice.
Not even thinking about stocks this week.. Let’s see what the week brings.
>>21946113basketball will be in a couple months
As soon as a non-Canadian bakes, stocks/crypto go down, Coincidence? I think not.
>>21946125Remember when you baked during fed meeting and the stock market went down 4% in a day? Thanks jack ass
>>21946121>stocks*STOOKS
>>21946130>STONKS!>fify
>>21946125thats because the markets know there is a drop in HRT and curry sales
Market feels like those clapping skeletons from the Animatrix. Not realizing that Trump's polices are going to hurt the corporate and market overlords.
>The street defiler is leaving the DOGEWhy didn't any of you people mention this?! I rely on all of you for the news! That's a good sign, one less ser that'll make it legal to import his entire clan.
>>21946170>hurt the corporate and market overlords.*turn the frogs gay
>>21946123I watched it once in college it was fun for a bit until the last 5 mins where they just repeatedly hugged each other to get foulsits fucking dumb
>>21946084Based
Why isn't futures celebrating Martin Luther King day?
>>21946170>01's stocks keep climbing while rest of the world market is crashingAnd that's a good thing
>>21946184Basketball is fucking retarded now, it was a lot more fun 20 years ago because the players weren't such giant pussies and there was no such thing as "load management". Basketball is for zesty niggers.
>>21946198because its not martin luther king day yet
>>21946206Same with soccer where if someone sneezes too hard they dive like faggots.
>>21946198Martin Looter King
>>21946218Soccer has always been a homo sport. It was never good.
Retarded that futures are open but the market is closed tomorrow.
>>21946218HEY! I FUCKING SAID VAGINAS ARE NOT ALOUD TO HAVE OPINIONS!!!>kill megimme your address, I’ll happily strangle you and rape your corpse
>>21946239Scoopsies I got $6k back on my taxes. With this money I should be able to put a tv in your future dungeon and maybe even a toilet in there too. You should be excited.
>>21946239VAGINASSHOULD NEVERHAVE BEENTAUGHTTOSPEAK
hunie pop is free on steam if you are into that shitfinancially speaking
>>21946248oh nice
>>21946248Thanks! Although I thought it was one of those futa games that I wanted to get on steam...
The restaraunts and shops I visited were an absolute ghost town. Literally empty.
>>21946248>no nudityKill me
>>21946269steam games you often have to get a patch for itcomes with the territory, check the dev website
>>21946267Where?
YOU WILL GET THE MRNA GENE THERAPY "VACCINE" OR YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO GO OUTSIDE
My bills are gonna BOOTYBLAST the shit ass Choofs faggots
>>21946452As long as it's not MRNA it won't be any different than a regular flu vaccine.
>>21946452I can't say I'm in contact with birds all that often
>>21946460flu vaccine's are retarded unless you're elderly or compromisedit's way more important you get active immune responses over your life rather than just passive vaccine ones
>high of -7 tomorrow
>>21946465Correct, I haven't got a flu vaccine since I was a child and won't until i'm an old man
>>21945889Hispanics aren't white
>>21946461i am a rare bird...anyways, hello sweetheart. i was thinking about you a lot today. even football could not get my mind off of you. in the previous thread i drew some pictures and picked out some songs, i do it every week but this week was special for you. it should help you take your mind off of your hard day of extractive usury and duplicitous counsel >>21943347 here is a direct link to my favorite, i know you've done enough tedious work already today, but there is a lot more in there i would like you to look at. i even got quints on a post that has my 1 year market outlook. you're free to use it to get ahead in the lion's den - er, i mean the office.
>>21946461>>21946460you don't understand. meat is dangerous and also bad for global warming. you need to get the MRNA vaccine and you are only allowed to eat fastfood because its safe and effective. eggs going to $50 for 6 and science man says its bad for you and will make you sick so the government is going to make it illegal for you to own chickens.long MCD I guess
>>21946457they had better. patrick mahomes is a disgrace to the quarterback position and he must be defeated.
>>21946503Where beyond meat baggie
>>21946245this.>>21946465HEY. HEY. HEY!I FUKKN SAID VAGINAS ARE N O T ALOUD TO HAVE OPINIONS!!!I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHIT IN YOUR STREET
Buy Sexxon Mobil
>>21946530I find it very likely it will go to 90$ sometime in the next 5 years.
>>21946269there IS nuditymy memory is hazy these days, but this i rememberit's probably this: >>21946273
>>21946530imagine stuffing your whole fist inside of her while she pees on you
>>21946536$90 is currently my cost basis after Exxon took my pioneer shares from me
>>21946522i'm the beyond meat guy. i own more than 1/100,000 of the company. i'm not gonna lie, i'm kinda excited for a livestock cull, if it weren't for my respect for the poor animals. i suppose they are all doomed anyways though.
>>21946530>>21946536>ExxonShit do I own them?>check>I doDamn how are they up 5% already?
>>21946552bretty good, enjoy your divvies mate.
>>21946552That's a dude
>>21946560It’s an alien
>>21946554That’s neat. When do you expect them to be profitable? Never tried but by the way it’s packaged and advertised it is goy slop. In the same aisle with banquet at Walmart.
i hate walmart
>>21946554I kneel before the Beyonder
>>21946579shopping or owning
>>21946570>Calvin Kleinshe fucks black dudes
>>21946573hate to say it, but you're the victim of jewish propaganda. it's healthy and all-natural, it's the other alternatives that are filled with icky stuff. we just need to pay rfk to take a bit on camera and we're golden. should be easy in this griftopia, maybe my crush will extend them a loan to get it done.https://finance.yahoo.com/news/beyond-meat-ceo-hopes-redefine-144932015.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Berman_(lawyer)
>>21945403I thought you meant No More Heroes 3 lol
>>21946596What are your thoughts on impossible brand fake meat? Does it compare to beyond?
>>21946573Just like Netflix it doesn't matter if anyone likes their product they will get infinite funding and you will consume the goyslop. They will keep spraying different chemicals on the slop and trying to incorporate more and more estrogen filled plastic coated "health food" for the rest of your life. By 2050 they will have goyslop (((chicken))) sandwiches that contain 0.01% meat and by 2075 only geriatrics will remember what meat tastes like.
>>21946583shoppingalso the website is awfulbut i guess i can go look for actual local markets
>>21946589FUCKTHIS COULD'VE BEEN ME AND EMILYSUCH A FUCKING COWARD I AM
i have to find emily, even if just for the sake of closurei will fuck up what little of a life i have for this* passes out from my bed with my laptop, goes shopping at walmart & forgets about the whole thing *
anybody else feel like the world has plunged into yet another deeper level of clown and stupid pretty much overnight?
>>21946610it doesn't taste as good. it's true slop. it has onions in it. the texture is all wrong. it is a sub-optimal alternative. the discriminating and particular ethical autist chooses beyond.
>>21946617the small convenience stores here have been awesome there's like 14,000 lawsons in tokyo
>>21946624the really interesting thing, there are hundreds of women who look as good as your emily, who have no idea that you had a relationship with said, and would be plenty happy to have a good man.You have to decide if you want to be that for one of them.
>>21946627nah.. its been pretty honked for the last 20 years or so. people just wake up at different times.
>>21946616Scoopsies would pay top dollar for that clown pussy
>>21946627Overnight not sure. The big difference this year is the bond market having a shake up, BRICS crap, and Ukraine war humiliating NATO
>>21946655make an update video
>>21946639yeah i guess that's trueit would be selfish not to, as well as self-destructivei just don't knowi'll keep it in mind, thanks. seems like a good way of looking at it.>>21946634interestingthere's a few similar places here, dollar general for examplethere's also some strange little markets which aren't chain/multiple locations
i have a bad feeling about phoenix arizona. i suggest avoiding/leaving within a decade or two.
>>21946666>all caps ID, satanic quadsyeah, they're fucked.
>>219466666666Crash confirmed for Tuesday
Snowed in
>>21946672the last time we got this close to the debt ceiling they dinged our credit even though they passed
>>21946666ignore them. that's my (female) glowie case worker. she is jealous i'm thinking about another woman instead of constantly fearing her assasination orders and just wants to get even. pathetic behavior.
>>21946723ah
>>21946659what is the BRICS crap, exactly?
I heard through the great vine that there's going to be a big happening at the inagauration tomorrow. Hope you have a nice cash pile.
>>21946726Competing swift payment system and they are making their own IMF because the IMF is super jewish. Also they're trying to isolate America via trade and focus on internal brics trade. NA is already 3rd in China's exports
>>21946726Nigeria and Cuba joining in as (junior?) members I think? unless he's talking about the year overall.>>21946655Seems to break the no crazy rule but you're probably right, also when next vid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gy_zq_YuQQ>>21946752:Oi had no idea any of that was going on
>>21946758>Nigeria and Cuba joining in as (junior?) members I think?oh interesting
>>21946752China, India, and Russia all have competing territorial claims, this won’t work out long term
Why is Trump pledging to bring back chi com Twitter when he’s anti Chyyna? He was against the app during his 1st term
>>21946767It's a concession to Elon.
>>21946765A year ago the US didn't have any territorial claims on greenland much less panama.
>>21946767>>21946772I meant Tik Tok, sorry for the confusion
>>21946767if you ride the slippery slope from being anti-bytedance to anti-tencent, your politcal career in America would probably be over
>>21946767i wish i could tell you but i'm being watched. pray for peace and understanding and obey the lord and we might make it through. the prayers of a righteous man availeth much.
>>21946767Bytedance shareholder donated to him
>>21946660>>21946758Yes yes I understand a new video is overdue. I'll make one next weekend. I swear on scoopsies bussy.
>>21946601I didn't know that game existed....is it any good or nah?
>>21946601I didn't know that game existed....is it any good or nah?But yeah I meant pic related
>>21946726same as it ever wasBrokeRetardsIn need of ChineseSupportI applaud any efforts to move away from jewish central banking but I'm not exactly hopeful for the b-team delivering anythinggo bills btw
>>21946767His cronies want a peace of the pie in favorable terms.>>21946807And we understand this to mean should you not come through you will be forfeiting your right to that which you swear upon?
>>21946807if you don't mention me again, i'm going to be really upset. i've been ignored and snubbed enough and i'm not ashamed to say it is getting to me. i've also thought about some bits you could do for when you try to take your act to prime-time. i was thinking as well as traditional financial commentary, you do cigarette and beer prices, maybe have graphics to go with it. also prostitutes, slot machines, weed dispensaries. tips on where to get discount dental care or car rims. stuff the other financial media ignores but the public wants.
>>21946767He unironically took a massive bribe from Jeff Yass.
>>21946726It's just the global south. It was literally nothing until the Russia war kicked in and America weaponized the dollar. Now it's relevant in the most ass backwards quest
>>21946666live next to phoenix and agree, one of two scenarios is bound to happen in the next decade:1. stop expansion outward and build up (already kinda doing in some cities) but roads cannot be expanded, so we become a frankenstein of NYC for population density and LA for smog.2. we continue to expand outward and the heat bubble that causes heat to be trapped in the valley makes summers absolutely unbearable, as if they already aren't, but I'm guessing we get temps like death valley or worse, and our politicians make the problem worse through general politician retardation.don't know where I'll move, need the market to give me good enough gains so I can have lots of options.
>>21946655it’s the right look, but too big.I like scrawny clowns
>>21946807UH OHV-E-R-NOF COURSE, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A NEW VIDEOUH OH
>$MELANIA
>>21946814it's just okaythe attempt quirkiness kind of falls flat, though I enjoyed the musical chairs fightsome of that might be how we live in a world now where NMH and Madworld really aren't that edgy anymore by today's entertainment standards.
>>21946826Scoopsies bussy will be an unrestricted free agent if I don't come through.>>21946843I can't mention you if I don't know who you are. Who izz u?
>>21946822lol
>>21946844The part I can't get over is how much a lot of his recent activity has been money grubbing or wealth centric. the merch, the coins, the land grabs, the party funds... I just don't get it, and others don't seem to see it. it was like he had an epiphany after the assassination attempt and decided the thing he really loved was the money.>>21946861A man of honor then.
Can i say something.
>>21946861you really know how to twist a knife. this week has been the most emotional pain i've felt in decades. in a few hours the moon will be on my side again and we will be out of capricorn and you all won't be able to treat me this way with karmic impunity though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rOiW_xY-kc
>>21946872
I need a single better than this.https://youtu.be/SoIKv3xxuMA?si=JiuVnJuSxF32PvdKKeith urban is good, but the goal is gone and actually inspiration is harsh ti find.
>>21946879are you red 13 anon?
>>21946883Damn, that's how to get laid
DJT is going to pump so hard on Tuesday, they won't even try to halt it because he'd retaliate and no one could stop him since he's impossible to prosecute. He could drone strike FINRA and no one would care.
>>21946887Dounl 9s cooked and ready reporting in.
>>21946900Shit the fuck up. Djt isn't the priority, the priority is actually keeping our freedom
https://youtu.be/4REbp0s_G9w?si=0APhLETysd6LPQJyOne of my favorites all time.
Gay retard fuckijg nigger worship day again holy fuck i hate niggers so goddamn much
>>21946920did you know racism amounts to blasphemy? exodus 22:20. not to mention everything else wrong with what you said. repent.
>>21946901Baggot what the hell are you talking about? Are you on drugs?
>>21946920Stop hate.Feel love.https://youtu.be/UVByTzYL8KI?si=BQ_b2jStPG5EywdE
>>21946927Everyone is losing their mind because there's no stocks tomorrow.
>>21946933the stock market gets more days off then I did last year... lazy rich people.
>>21946926All niggers must die>>21946930Jews too.
>>21946908Money is freedom, Trump is going to institute MAGA communism and force radical left wing short sellers to give all their money to real American patriots
>>21946951it's your soul getting hurt. not mine. i'm above all that. and i'm guessing you're a capricorn? it's just gonna get worse for 11 straight months. enjoy work tomorrow. 12 hour shift? guessing no overtime either.
>>21946926>>21946974Take your meds nigger
>>21946974Die madFuck all niggers especially niggers who keep the market closed, making life worse every year even after their useless nigger life finally ended. It's unreal.
>>21946982i'm a semite. and i don't take medication, it messes with my telepathy.
Anyway buying more psldx in my roth Tuesday
>>21946926How on earth did you get pic rel to mean racism is blasphemy
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>>21947000the ai betrayed me. it is scripture though. exodus 23:9 is the correct verse. and you are disobeying god with a spiteful heart. and you committed textbook blasphemy in the same sentence so there is no way i'm wrong here and you're only digging yourself deeper in the eyes of the lord. i don't care about you though, but i have an interest in keeping my playhouse pure.
>>21947031I’m not the same guy. I just like reading bible verses
I just marathoned Alien Romulus. What did I think of it?
>>21947042sorry. i do care about you. i will repent and be more careful this time. understand that i am assailed at the moment and trying to enjoy some tea while i post.
>>21947042He can't even read IDs.Really something.
Wait taco bell already does AI drive throughs?
well. for the 2nd time today, i'm going to remind you all that wretchedness and impurity only leads to conflict, makes for dull discussion, and truly sucks the fun out of our little corner of the internet. i am going to pray for all of you that you receive some wisdom, there is a true need for it. i'll be back when i awake to tell you about my dreams and how to invest your money. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs6AcuPcPgw
>markets closed>https://youtu.be/ZCbGxmrkTTM?si=cbiO60vbavLd4u7G
>>21947103Preaching does the same
>>21946244I’m probably going to owe some shit like $30k again
>>21947050FUCK.I’d absolutely pay top dollar for THAT.
>>21947187Based scoopsFound a picture of baggie and you
>Tekken director Katsuhiro Harada leaving Namco, already looking for new job according to LinkedInOh shit that's a super ominous blood red bearish sign, especially for video game markets...
are you gonna take tomorrow to be a better trader or nah?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbgESFCqLxQ&ab_channel=tomtrades
>>21947279good, hope Harada becomes a farmer or something, dude deserves a less stressful job, or at least one without smelly dorks asking for a nerf or buff.vidya is an overplayed market anyways, soon we gonna see the reemergence of traditional vidya games, like cup and ball.
>>21947291>muh trading journalwhat a nerd
Need sex
>>21947356Would you settle for a shota cosplaying as Marisa in these trying times?
>>21947352I knew someone would respond like this. get filtered and stay poor.or you could stop being a pussy and do what this dude says, but that requires doing something besides shitposting, so I guess that's suuuuuuper hard to do. Bet you never even read an entire book on trading before.
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I gave my hooker some weed and now she has the zoomies
>>21947416Keeping things to the imagination is good tooI've fapped to both versions
>>21946879John Rocker has never mentioned me either. I think I deserve it way more than you.I want you to forfeit your place in the update to me. You are not important enough here.
>>21947429I know what that means in dog terms, not sure about prostitutes and humans.
>>21947429No one will miss her if you're the last one to see her alive.
>>21946767Because it's the smart political move. Zoomers are obsessed with tiktok. Now their everyday lives are being thrown into chaos, despair, and withdrawal because politicians made their toy turn off. They're going to be seething about this for the rest of their lives.The democrats wanted to put the blame on Trump by making this happen right before his inauguration, but Trump just maneuvered into a position where his opponents get the blame, and he gets to be the hero who brings the toy back online. As for China, the play isn't to actually shut things down, it's to get a dominant position over the things, make the rules, and make the money.
>>21947429you always seemed more inclined to talk to us when you have a prostitute over. do you tell her your talking to friends or are we important business partners?
>>21947449they probably think he's texting chatgpt anyway. Most of these women view a John as below them, like little retarded boys
>>21947414neeeeeeeerd
>>21947414Speaking of reading I would like to announce to /SMG/ -Shabbat Hebrew General that I finished The Intelligent investor
>>21947483you may now read securities analysis. (i listened to the audiobook but felt much of it is no longer relevant due to quant trades.)
>>21947483>>21947491are you fucking degenerates suggesting fundamentals matter?
>>21947491>you may now read securities analysis.Fuck that. > i listened to the audiobookWhat is with you audio book babies? Can’t sit still and read for 15 minutes. Gotta listen to it while you drive and game and shieet. Ain’t nobody got time for dat!>im too busy!!Cope>its basically the same as reading a physical book!!!Rope
>>21947510There is no way I can sit still and read for 15 real mins. Best I can do is 12 for something very interesting.>>21947500I'm not sayin nothinnnnn.
>>21947514>calls security
>>21947500> are you fucking degenerates suggesting fundamentals matter?Yes. We are anti-semites>>21947514W-what? You’re not suppose to concede. You’re supposed to argue with me like a redditor. Pick up a book. unironically.
God this thread is trash tonight. You've really outdone yourselves, anons. Truly.So I was thinking about something earlier this afternoon. I saw a man with a manbun, Still. Stlll doing a manbun after that brief surge in madness where it was semi-popular, then public made it universally clear that hairstyle looks likes the worst combination of hipster and gay imaginable (short of dying the manbun purple). I was thinking about what the thinking process to choose this hairstyle would have to be. He wasn't otherwise going for the gay aesthetic. But he saw manbuns and said yes that's for me that is how i want to look.
you guys think its more likely SPY hits 610 next, or 580 next?
>>21947524Trump will announce pro-corporate day 1 agenda on a market holiday to the entire globe so basically giga pump.
>>21947521as someone who hasn't actually been to a barber since my summer holiday in spain, I can tell you that some people just don't really give a fuck what you think but it's interesting to see how much people actually care about you when you do something different
>>21947536you look stupid and you should feel stupid about it. and you're german so obviously you think manbuns are peak fashion.
>>21947539>you should feel stupidbut I don't wanna
>>21947545It's just like when you all panic and I buy the dip
I just touched my cockroaches, didn't really wash my hands afterwards then picked a booger out of my nose with my long uncut nails and ate it, will I be ok?
You know I have heard no mention of the return of Christ but 2033-2040 would mark 2000 years since his death. Seems like they might rally around this idea soon. But who am I kidding. The sheep cannot think more than a few days into the future at most.
>>21947553*turkroaches
>>21947433>John Rocker has never mentioned methat was the case for me, I think, until I did the interview thingnow he won’t shut up about me kek
>>21947575right I actually remember that.But I understand it. I didn't like Rocker at first but now all I do is want to shake his hand and give him some rare disease that I got from my insect pets.
>>21947582*out of love
Just finished my taxesI owe the irs 3kNot gonna pay it until they threaten to seize my assets.Usually takes 2 years
>>21947590In Thailand?
>>21947590Oh Thai guy are you also that default anon who takes out loans and never pays them?
>>21947483good stuff my man, I read both Intelligent Investor and Securities Analysis, and they are both great.Forgot where I heard it, but consider Securities Analysis a deeper dive than The Intelligent Investor, so if you've gotten this far, might as well go as far as Graham can take ya.
$108k btc
you guys wanna work on Antartica for the summer? I've been browsing summer jobs and this came up. everyone could explore their sexualities and see if bussy really is all that. Ya don't even have to be a scientist or blue collar, they got food service jobs and I some retail jobs (most likely the general store and post office)https://www.usap.gov/jobsandopportunities/
>>21947609Eh. I’m ready to gamble now. I’m about to have a real back log of books if I keep going down this rabbit hole. I’ll keep it on a list somewhere but I’ve got 3 books not counting security analysis to read and one of them is yuge. Like 1000 pages textbook style that will probably take me a full year. Plus some side projects im doing and my job. But I will definitely add it to the list.
>Mexican cartels soon to be targeted as terroristsWhy the fuck did it take so long? They were quick to put terrorist labels on muslims, taliban, al queda, etc. but dragged their asses on a close threat???
>>21947613Trump's national bitcoin reserve is the absolute top signal.
>>21947626real answer is they're assets. fighting only goes on at the ground level and occasionally a brief spat at the mid level.
>>21947626They contribute to the economy and are 1/3rd of mexicos GDP. You are being antisemitic
>>21947624cool man, just start on those 10k's, I've found a lot of tickers that look appealing quickly fade once you read their 10k's and either the management are retarded or they overinflate their competitive edge. Or in the case of soundthinking (SSTI), they completely ignore and shoot down any critics, even if the critics have a point. also, Securities Analysis may be 1000 pages, but ya don't have to read every chapter, I skipped the ones on bonds and warrants, but I should go back and read up on warrants, frik bonds. taking out those two chapters takes the book down to about 700 pages, and every other page got full page charts, so I'd say as far as text, the book is about 30% less than the page count, and on top of that the pages are fairly quick to read, not as much words per page as a textbook. What I'm saying is its a quicker read than you expect, but very dense with knowledge.
>>21947660no one reads financials lmfao. market runs on vibes.
>>21947660Wow 1k for security analysis? How much coke did graham snort lmao. Intelligent investor was 600 but like you said charts and balance sheets puts it down to about 500. I took two accounting classes in comm college and I shit you not the ones we worked on in school and they are identical to companies. It’s really easy to read. Not to stroke my own cock, but I got the SEC EDGAR database added to the OP. My only complaint is it is time consuming to keep sifting through, say, ten companies. You can lose a day on that and not find anything you are certain in one direction or the other. The book value method looks reliable but basically the entire stock market is trading at several magnitudes of book values and if graham has taught me anything there is going to be a heeming and I’m preparing myself. I even own bonds now like a boomer lmao.
>>21947449>more inclined to talk to us when you have a prostitute overno, I just have hookers off SA on weekends.they’re pay-per-meet, not pay-per-hourso it’s just that there’s a hooker over again and I’ve nutted or they’re fucking around or I’m waiting on them, etc.>or are we important business partnersyes
>>21947590>Not gonna pay it until they threaten to seize my assets.>Usually takes 2 yearsdidn’t know that.very interesting.
>>21947671>no one reads financials lmfao. market runs on vibes.thisthe more you know, the more you suck at the market.some of the top quant funds actually prefer that you don’t “smell” like a wall street bro
saylorbros we eatin good on tuesday
>>21947671good luck always being on the losing end of a trade. everyone on the market from institutional to retail loves you, you're the easiest mark to swindle. The only vibes trading you should ever do is if the vibes gain a mob behind it, like with GME or crypto.
>>21947715lol that vibe market is pretty nutty.
>>21947601Haha no of course not. You have to repay the loans so you can get bigger ones. If I ever default It's totally not deliberate fraud trust me glowies. Im totally a real legit business man doing business
You can now buy Trump coin on robbing goyim
>>21947781You’re not him. I wonder where he is. He would straight up tell you he was going to default on purpose and he’s been swindling lenders for years
