Launch into 2025 with Monerochan, anon
>>59527341ChanSwap Week 1 Highlights:> Total XMR Volume: 255.9774 XMR> Total MONEROCHAN Sold: 102,412,661.1644 (~7.66% of total supply)> Proceeds Used for Buybacks: 10.84 ETH bought back on Uniswap
Monerochan, attracting the smartest /biz/ traders since 2024.
No one cares about your dead coomercoin
>>59527352kek
>>59527354XMR swaps are pretty good for a memecoin I must say
>>59527533No one cares about your one-way coomer swap that got abused by arbitrage whales
Quick rundown on Monerochan:>monero-chan is the mascot of monero on /biz/>the waifu of /biz/ too basically>she's very cute and sexy>makes anons coom hard but with love>already years of original content ranging from memes, to cute pics, to hentai, to cosplays >monero always crabs, never moons because it's delisted and normies don't care about privacy or doing things proper>so anons create an ethereum token in her name>basically it's a meme + waifu + coom coin so it will triple moon>the tech makes your balls tingle as you hold her milky bags>the usecase is to tingle your balls as you hold her milky bags>the dev is an american who was known in the monero community for years (not a random tg jeet)>he can program. already did the pow airdrop and the chanswap>things like base l2 bridge, nft "bricks", monero mining pool that pays monerochan are in the works>exceeding monero mcap (guaranteed 5000x) is already programmed into our universe's smart contract>meme magic combined with love and semen energy results in occult power unprecedented in crypto market>wider release second week of 2025
>>59527627Good rundown.
>>59527538Except price wise we are doing well?
>prev thread nukedkek i guess i was right calling your bake dogshit>>59527352posted a similar genius in one of the previous threads. pic related. i'll say again: airdrop dumpers are going to rope as they try to buy back in while they're getting priced out.>>59527538>already seethingLooks like some did care: >>59527343
>>59527684
>>59527684top holders have 72% supply and dump it on 1m mcap every single time, it's a farm
>>59527687The coin will have to power through them. But isn't every coin launch like this? Is there a way to prevent it? Looks like many of them sniped a bag on launch. This is why I think complaining about it is useless. Countless other coins mooned with worse distributions.Also the null and dev wallets are 50% of that.
>>59527684>kek i guess i was right calling your bake dogshitIs this one better anon?
>>59527341send Monerochan, my bomb, to the moon!
>>59527687>including the dead wallet, lp and deployer in "top holders" (?) at least quantify it. On a token with 200 only holders.you just might be a special kind of stupid. Since when did /biz/ become the refuge of the retarded spouting nonsense so confidently? like do you believe what you are saying or? learn the basics first.
>>59527341I was wondering where the thread was. Happy New Year, /Monerochan/
>>59527710>What are anti-snipe and anti-whale measuresRetarded take is retarded
>>59527675Snipers and insider whales are just waiting for the next pump to dump on. You think the major Chanswap buyers that didn't dump yet are holding for the love of Monerochan? Nigger please.
>>59527840another retard, check the chain. all the first block snipers are out. The only wallet holding is the dev wallet which is 20% of the total, of which there's been full transparency of how those tokens are being used.Regarding chanswap, yeah there's some arbitrage that has occurred because of the previous swap rate discrepancy, but you might as well say HURR DONT BUY BECAUSE SOMEONE MIGHT SELL. Clueless.Dunno why I bother explaining this shit to retards. You never learn.
>>59527873Not to mention ChanSwap was for us anons to get more, and I bought from it too.>>59527840People who bought low will sell when it goes up. Okay, sure. And what are those anti-whale, anti-sniping measure are you proposing? I'm skeptical. It won't matter, this coin will moon regardless.>>59527717Yes.>>59527777CHECKED
>>59528082Yes, it will rise whatever happens, very high. I'm going to buy it again soon.
>>59528100ANOTHER ONE
>>59527777>>59528100
>>59528082Damn didn't even notice, that is a pretty good sign for Monerochan I think. Should I invest now or will it be better to wait for whatever that brick thing is? I really want a monerochan nft if I can get one.
>>59528428Sell.
Total supply: 1337M#1: Dead address (399M)#2: Dev whale wallet (263M)#3: Unknown XMR terrorist (96M)#4: Uniswap liquidity (70M)#5: Notorious sniper (50M)#6: Chanswap/airdrop funds (33M)#7: Chanswap buybacks (31M)#8: Chanswap whale buyer (28M)#9: Chanswap whale buyer (25M)#10: Early whale buyer (19M)Verdict: strong aroma of curry in the air. This distribution is awful. Someone tell me it ain't so.
>>59528446im owner of 2 wallets here, im gonna nuke the chart every single time it tries to go up
>>59528457Which ones? Show your hand so we know you're larping nigger
>>59528457>im owner of 2 wallets here, im gonna nuke the chart every single time it tries to go upGo right ahead, we're in for the long haul and Monerochan is going viral regardless due to Monero's growing infamy.
I’m a nigger can I buy this token or do I have to wait til other niggas tells me to buy this
>>59528521remember anons, if you find a farm, harvest it just like if you were the ownershill my bags, keep pumping it and send me more money, i also took 50% of airdrops to my sidewallets, thanks for playing
>>59528532Will do, you just keep dumping along the way so newbs can acquire cheapies.
>>59528560next 24 hours, watch the chart
>>59528566Based cheapie enabler
>>59528445Disgusting
>>59528566Do it right now pajeet
>>59528566>flat chart for 3 days nowmove the chart already faggotdump eet
>>59528566If I take a small portion of my income each month and invest on dips, what exactly is the threat here? You'll give me an entry at a discount? Thanks!
dead coin general
>>59529231Alone with my wife...
>>59529310They sell Monerochan t-shirts on Etsy but they're not great... I wonder if I won't be able to have some made and sell them with a possible payment in Monerochan.
>>59529336Monero-chan figurines, plushies, and body pillows will sell millions.
>>59529336Selling Monerochan merchandise exclusively for $MONEROCHAN is where it's at.
>>59529358>>59529382hmm I'm going to try it in a few months, I just need to be able to program a way to pay in Monerochan.
>Fartcoin’s ability to garner organic attention throughout Twitter and in the media landscape has been applauded by many in the cryptocurrency industry. There is no team connected to Fartcoin, and beyond a community X account there seems to be no coordinated marketing efforts. This sharply contrasts with many meme coins that require paid influencer marketing or tweet “raids” to gain viral statushttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fartcoin
HOW DO I WORSHIP THIS GODDESS
>>59531235GIVE HER MONEY
>>59531254BUT CHANSWAP IS SO EXPENSIVE
>>59527341kek, swap xmr to dogecoin xrp galaxis blar blar blar
>>59531235>>59531305Since the Base pool doesn't appear to work yet ( https://app.uniswap.org/explore/pools/base/0xA1B4948D894Bd53448227daf255860216F8abC21 ) and the ChanSwap doesn't have a favorable rate, I think the cheapest way at this moment is for you to buy/swap for ETH/USDT and then swap it for Monerochan on Uniswap ( https://app.uniswap.org/swap?outputCurrency=0x3f7dB133aFf2F012C8534b36aB9731fe9Ee7bd43&chain=ethereum ).
>>59531376THE GODDESS DEMANDS TRIBUTE IN MONERO
rug when?
It's time to rug sars. It's not getting any new money
>>59531805I WILL PUMP THIS IF CHANSWAP GETS FIXED
>>59531858saar, it's 2 more weeks for that, also marketing
>>59531884REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
stablecorn confirmed
Its over.. I had to do the kyc and hold my face into camera for litecoing to swap for monero later on.How long till the german STASI will raid my apartment with ak47?
Biz is dead. Trade history is dead. It's over.
>3rd time my bank is calling me and warning me of a scam when buying from a cryptotradergod man, gestabo dogs are doing everything to get me away from the kryptothey want to stop me, they cant.
The chart is flat. Not rugged, not going to zero, just flat. If this was not so low mcap and volume, I would have called this Bogdanoff vs Sminem battle. Straight lines up, down, and sideways.>>59532403Yep. People talk like this is a cycle top, but is it just /biz/ or are things dead silent?>>59532452What kind of crypto trader?
>>59532577Not a "cryptotrader", but coinify
Rugging started. gg
>>59533028Yay, more cheapies!
>>59527675>Except price wise we are doing well?Yeah. Working on getting tokens and the liquidity added on the already basedchain bridged token. >>59527687>top holders have 72% supply and dump it on 1m mcap every single time, it's a farmI need to just make an infographic and link on the site for this FUD. This is probably the best distribution you will find on a community launched token. Most Snipers dumped already and the big wallet you are talking about is one I bought with my personal eth amount and ended up allocating all but like 3% to the project. If this was a farm it would be psyoping everyone of the biz holders with fake bots and fake activity. Have some faith anon. See>>59528446
this whale who just dumped received 133,700 airdrop in their second account lmao
>>59533044desu it's good that we get rid of the whales now, gas fees too high for my taste tho
>>59532577>The chart is flat. Not rugged, not going to zero, just flat.This is good in the sense that the opportunity cost incentivizes whales/snipers to sell, right?
>>59533065>>desu it's good that we get rid of the whales now, gas fees too high for my taste thoI'm seething because I bought in at 0.0009, shoulda fuckin waited
>>59533067yes absolutely, trust the process
>>59528566you have been warned
>>59532577>The chart is flat. Not rugged, not going to zero, just flat. If this was not so low mcap and volumeAnon, we've got based chain and the mining pool, bricks and partnerships being worked on. I think anons are just impatient since they are used to volume bots psyoping them. Holder count goes up and chanswap will have more discounts in the couple of days. >>59533028>Rugging started. ggMore like a chanswap buyer dumping their stash at a 0.0883964172205 ETH loss. >>59528457>im owner of 2 wallets here, im gonna nuke the chart every single time it tries to go upWhat is the strategy here. Spend time and energy forcing a price ceiling? For what?
>>59533096warned? you are helping us buy lower retard lol
>>59533122i will continue to do so, please keep giving me more money
>>59533129Nobody is buying anymore. It's over
>>59533028>>59533053A chain stalker pro should check this out: Looks like he's shuffling many millions between many wallets. I hope he dumps more. We need the big wallets like that lightened up before this moons proper. He still has millions left I believe.
>>59533129based. thank you!
>>59533156you're welcome
>>59533151He is this: >>59533129His only mistake was that now everybody knows how bad the situation is and the coin is now practically dead
>>59533160why would the situation be bad? We have a gui miner incoming and we are getting higher lows with more holders. If anything this is a based buying opportunity.
>>59533173>im owner of 2 wallets here, im gonna nuke the chart every single time it tries to go up>remember anons, if you find a farm, harvest it just like if you were the ownershill my bags, keep pumping it and send me more money, i also took 50% of airdrops to my sidewallets, thanks for playing>why would the situation be bad?
>>59533186> i also took 50% of airdrops to my sidewalletsverifiably false. We can trivially look at the airdrops and where they were sent.
>>59533186Why am I unbothered then?
>>59533194also, the chart wasn't "trying to go up". The chart has been crabbing. So he isn't even doing his FUD right lol.
>>59533204he gave 24 hours' warning because he can't wait any longer to feed his village
>>59533173Right now we're in such a low and flat initial phase, I absolutely welcome whale dumps, and even see them as desirable. I hope they farm now, so that later, the coin is more attractive to moon, and we'll have less obstacles. We potentially have 200 days of flat plains in front of us BTW. However eventually this WILL moon. The scales today won't even register. You won't care about the difference between "high" or "low" now when the end result will be that there are many zeros added to your stack. So let him farm. He can farm until his bags are empty.
>>59533266my stacks are way worse than you think, and my nukes gonna hurt you even more on higher mcap
>>59533266200 days? His villagers will eat him alive if they are kept hungry that long.
>mfw dump means I can buy two bricks now instead of just oneI hope the NFTs are cute desu
>>59533302Ok well i can literally just buy more every paycheck
>>59533302Kek baggie. It's never going up.>>59533311Aren't they going to be, uuh... JPEGs of literal (cocaine) bricks? Maybe NFT with actual Monero-chan art if this moons (200 more days = never) and gets proper artist attention.
>>59533325I'd be really pleased if you do that
>>59533331Aww dang I was hoping it would be just little icons of Monerochan like the tg stickers. My wallet has an NFT section and it would be great if I could go there and see a bunch of cute stickers (that are also future crypto) whenever I open it
>>59533335I will, you're welcome
>>59533343I agree that stickers of already existing Monero-chan art like on Telegram would be better than what I described.
>>59533151>Looks like he's shuffling many millions between many wallets. IThis address?0x59f603d9ed3722b0333d418644e5b5c437ee22a5That anon was literally just of a chanswap purchase and sold. There was no shuffling between wallets. This address?0xc4a5ec2a2f1ebda9b536f14969e8c3efc0b11c79Same thing. Both those addresses dumped their whole stash. For anybody wondering why the chanswap rates are higher and the discount was removed it was to prevent whale buyers from adding sell pressure (like those above). The new pricing model is 100% dynamic and auto calculates the rates to give anons a discount while preventing whale arbitrage. I've got the basechain and mining pool at a higher priority so for that is why the service hasn't been migrated to the new pricing model. Whales who want to bulk buy will buy bricks. This is a win win so whales don't loose out on slippage and can accumulate without spiking the price as long as they guarantee not to just add sell pressure (That is what the smart contract and holding period are for). People hear NFT and think muh monkey pictures. Bricks are bulk tokens with forced hodl. It is a DEFI product. The more they believe the better deal they get. >For everybody freaking out. Welcome to the trenches anon. You wanted in early to a project, this is what that's like. Now get a shovel and get involved. We have plenty of work to do if you want to do your part. I'm putting in massive work on multiple fronts for this project to have all the legs it needs to run. I welcome the work, I welcome the fight. But I won't spend much energy hand holding anons who are scared. We have enemies from all fronts. There are plenty of monero anons who hate the project. There are plenty of biz anons who hate the project. Good. When we win, the satisfaction will be even greater knowing those anons spent their time money and energy fighting a project just to lose.
>>59533405um hello, based department?
>anons slurp cheapies with every dump>holder count keeps increasing>the farmer anon's whale wallet gets smaller and smaller>an anon is already getting rich off this coin>all this while the coin is still flat under the radar>dev is with us in the trenches and development is ongoingHOLY FUCKING SHIT. At last I truly see the most divine balance.Anyone on /biz/ right now not getting any of this token while all this still happens is a monumental fool and I fear their rope threads are going to crash the entire website.
>>59533405Yeah I'm thinking based
>>59533405> We have enemies from all fronts. There are plenty of monero anons who hate the project. There are plenty of biz anons who hate the project.Imagine trying to fight the unrelenting inertia behind a well-established /biz/ meme that is itself based on the only truly relevant crypto around. Poor bastards.
>>59533186I would hate myself if I were you. True or not, you seem to me to be a pitiful and sinister being. I'll keep my Monerochan just to annoy you and I'll even buy more. This will be the only message for you because you paid the slightest attention is already a great pity on my part.
>>59533405I don't see the slugs on the road, I crush them. You're right anon, let's ignore it.
>coinifyLooks gay. Whoever they are, they should use BTCPay Server!
>>59528100Back off, sell it off and buy Hahayes on Solana. Tesla's mascot and Elon's favorite meme will melt faces.
>>59532711>>59533976
>>59534076>on SolanaJeetcoin confirmed.
>>59534076I'm not gay
>>59534076Basedlana niggers are one of the smelliest people on this planet
slurp
Slurper David vs Golliath farmer-anon
>>59534280>forgot the pic like a retard again awardCan we have a brainlet Monero-chan?
>>59534280>>59534288stop donating to the farmer-jeet. This coin is dead.
>>59534341I'm never buying before he dumps. Why shouldn't I slurp cheapies right after he dumps? The coin can go back to zero. I don't care. I'll start over again. In fact, in the grand scheme of things, it hasn't even begun.
>>59534341Ok I'll keep buying
>>59534341i will buy monerochan every month, i will produce monerochan art too
>>59534341Based cheapies provider. Long may he dump.
CHEAPIES*BANG BANG*CHEAPIES*BANG BANG*CHEAPIES*BANG BANG*
Monero will never see new all time highs again. Read em and weep.
>>59534386based
>>59534417Yes. this idiot only strengthens the community by offering us cheap tokens, he deprives himself of a cool piece with great potential and what's more he comes across as the king of puppets. I hadn't planned DCA in it each month before it arrived. His life must be incredibly boring and sad.
>>59534463We're buying Monerochan, anon
>>59534386Monero-chan production is the backbone of our moneroconomy!
>>59534091Seems pretty chill though since you can buy directly over cakewallet and swap it directl in cakewallet
>>59534463200 more days.>>59534701>>59534701you buy and swap in cakewallet, okay. where does the coinify come in? is it what cakewallet uses?
Can't slurp cheapies privately with that terrible rate on chanswap.
>>59534713Its the litecoin purchase service in cakewallet
>>59534829is it a good idea to buy monero with cakewallet?
>>59534964Depends on where you life i guess.All the current options require KYC since dfx.swiss doesnt work anymore.You'll most likely have to buy litecoin and swap.I dont think the stasi chases you down for a pack of shiny pills and some weed.The rates are pretty low compared to something like haveno though
>>59535265why is she so worried?
I WANT MORE CHEAPIES KEEP 'EM COMING
I love how these niggers keep selling at a loss, perceived opportunity cost will slowly rid us of these parasites, just need to wait them out. In the meantime, keep slurping them cheapies up, this has all the makings of another dogecoin and I'll be damned if I'm going to miss out.
>>59536270>this has all the makings of another dogecoinNo, Dogecoin has the unique bonus of being the first mover as a meme coin, just like Bitcoin has the unique bonus of being the first mover in crypto. They'll stay king for a very long time thanks to that, no matter if they're actually shitty coins or not.This is not preventing Monerochan from being a success, but there's no reason for it to dethrone anything.
>>59527341Just bought a bag. No idea if I'm gonna get rugged or not but the last time I was in this early was for Cat Theft Auto and that worked out pretty well.
>>59537031You will get rugged but then you can buy cheapies
dead farmer-jeetchan general
Why has the selling stopped? I want more cheapies.
please don't stop redeeming saar
I SAID REDEEM THE COIN. YES YOU CAN REDEEM THE COIN! I WANT YOU TO REDEEM IT SIRS!
>>59539095I asked the selling slug to sell at 0.0004 on Monday? I'm going to buy lots of them that day and the lowest possible price will suit me. Do you understand ?
could the devs redeem some so that the farmer-jeet also has to redeem
>>59538407>You will be able to make millions of dollars just showing pictures of your crypto waifu Monero-chan to random people.Well, anon?
>>59538407Apple is the enemy of your freedoms but otherwise cool meme.
>>59527341
>>59540863Monerochan sends parabolic balls but not as much as her growing popularity and her upcoming price, she sculpts her perfect body for us
>>59540876>she sculpts her perfect body for usBased
Why is monerochan such a comfy hold bros
>>59533523>dev is with us in the trenches and development is ongoingTime to update anons. >Bricks I have been testing the bricks contract. I am considering the idea of eating the gas cost and deploying whatever image we go with on chain. Currently I have some pixel art bricks with a Monerochan stamp. (Pic rel is not it. It is just a blank placeholder. I still need to finalize if we have onchain images)I think it is important for anons to understand this is an NFT but it isn't focused around the artwork. Each NFT is a locked amount of monerochan with a timelock. The initial launch of bricks will be used to raise liquidity for the basechain pool. I have been reached out by a private buyer interested in purchasing bricks to help us reach liquidity parity on the basechain pool. (Don't worry anon, the bricks lock up the monerochan so there is no sell pressure) If there is enough demand from anons wanting to get in on the initial bricks launch I can plan on creating a larger order. I can outline the key areas were those funds would go and anons can choose buying the one that funds their preferred. >1,337,000 Monerochan in each brick. Lockup times 1, 3, 6, 12, 18, 24 month. Discounts per time period will eventually be set by market rates. Initial discount rates tbd. For those wanting to get bulk amounts at a discount then bricks might be right for you. >ChanswapI know the rates on Chanswap are not favorable atm. I have a new pricing engine but have not migrated the site over to it. The higher fees are a temporary fix to big buyers attempting to arbitrage by profiting from slippage. (The big dump this week was a whale buyer on chanswap)The new pricing model will heavily discourage whales by turning the slippage against them. Small buyers will still be able to get a great discount. Bricks will be the preferred mechanism for large orders. This allows more volume but guarantees no sell pressure in the early stages.
>dev deliversBULLISH
>>59542333PT 2>BasechainThe basechain pool is live but currently empty. If everything goes right with the private buyer then we will have close to parity in locked eth for the pool. Most of the funds will go to the pool. Some will go to marketing and towards the basechain onchain games we are going to launch to help bootsrap some initial interest. >Mining pool This has been the last priority out of all the existing work I am doing right now. Logically we want to have the basechain liquidity and more tokens bridged over since it gives anons a cheaper alternative to eth. This means payouts can be on smaller amounts. I have worked on the front end a bit but still need some pixel assets to give the theme a cohesive look. (The last tweet had a teaser with the gui). The mining pool is currently a modified version of the opensource C pool backend. https://github.com/jtgrassie/monero-poolThe way the software runs we would need to have a separate front end for users anyways. (due to caching and user tracking). The way that middleware would work is by auto converting the current swap rate by the shares that users contributed to then give the monerochan payouts. Users can mine directly with their address. If retrofitting all the middleware into the existing pool backend proves to be too time consuming then I might just make a new backend implementation and have it be fully custom for us. One last thing that will be annoying is the cross build of the miner gui. Under the hood the actual mining is xmrrig. It gets flagged on most AV out there. I can look into obfuscating it to bypass AV but I would rather not have to spend that time.
>>59542370>basechain onchain gamesthe whole village is waiting to play saar
>>59542333>>59542370Oh shit it looks like it's time for all the fudsters to cope and rope
>>59542333>>59542370Bullish AF
>>59542333>>59542370Thanks for the update
>>59542370>>59542333so much for getting into this project early, and we haven't even started.
Keep selling, niggers, I want a make it stack.
Fuck me, this has serious potential. What's the make it stack?
>>59544405>What's the make it stack?Make it stack is 1 mil tokensSui stack is 100k
>ethereumShould've done Solana, you might have gotten an Ansem shoutout at least. He loves Monero.
>>59544903All Solana coins rug eventually, the fee keeps the jeets out
>>59545519+All the memecoins that seriously moon are on Eth because that's where the real whales that moon these coins are.
This feels like a sleeper project to me as the dev is an actual dev rather than your standard ranjesh pajeet "dev". As someone who has been waiting around for L2 liquidity to buy in (fuck ETH gas fees), these updates are what I wanted to hear. The community feels dead though despite apparently having 200+ holders. I'm not sure if it's because of the time of year, if /biz/ is at an all-time low, or if the XMR schizoids are just a silent bunch who don't use Telegram or X. Probably all of the above. What this project needs right now is a bit of engagement from its holders outside of /biz/. Pick up a shovel and get involved as the dev said. Otherwise when marketing finally begins, outsiders will look in and think it's a ghost town. I'd take this token over all the other retarded /biz/ memes any day though. Monerochan makes my balls tingle.
>>59546919Normies don't care and xmr schizoids are too paranoid to go balls deep in this
>>59546919Don't worry, we're involved, it's more active during the week
2 weeks
I dream that the market capitalization of Monerochan will follow that of Monero.
>>59546919>outside of /biz/monerochan subreddit already exists btw. make use of that.twitter needs more monerochan posting. like and follow monerochan posters in the replies to the official account tweets. if you don't have much of a profile, turn it into a monero-chan fan profile.do this in real life:>>59538407
>>59548077it's made captain
>>59546919You gotta keep in mind that the typical degree of "excitement" around most memecoins isn't organic and therefore isn't sustainable long-term because nobody actually cares about the meme or feels a genuine sense of community. Moonies just show up for the pumps and then they're gone. The End.
>>59545732Yeah there's close to zero exceptions to this
>>59548170This is definitely true but we are at the opposite extreme. There's a happy median to be found where a community is actively engaged, even ideologically-driven, and in it for the long run.
What's the best way atm of trading XMR for fiat in Canada? I used localMonero in the past (Interac e-transfer) without issues but it seems to be gone now. I have some XMR and I'm really strapped for cash so I could use the money. Any1 has any idea?
>>59548364Have you tried Haveno-Reto? I'm not sure how active it is for Canada listings
>>59548382I'll look it up, but it seems to be a lil. complicated.
>>59548417Another alternative is to try Bisq (BTC to fiat). Neither are as simple to use compared to Localmonero was unfortunately
>>59527627Can't Bitcoin just outcompete monero by making changes when there's increasing demand for monero? Why invest in monero when Bitcoin will just make a 2nd layer blockchain and crash monero down? Also why do you know there won't be a better anonymity coin than monero before that hypothetical situation can even happen?
>>59527341If it lists in auradex it’s a done deal, I’ll be convinced
>>59548734Anon.... this thread is for the ETH token MONEROCHAN. This is what the QRD is talking about. It's not the private Monero. For the Monero thread see:>>>/biz/xmrBut still, to reply:>bitcoin>making changesOh boy... I can't even laugh at this because it makes me sad. No, the whole point is, no, Bitcoin since Satoshi's parting in about 2013, has become a completely fossilized protocol that can't ever allow hard forks. Bitcoin maxis made this their whole identity. They're not "just" making an L2, and if they are, it's going to be a half-ass clusterfuck like Lightning that I guarantee won't provide the full uncompromising privacy that Monero strives for. If for no other reason because the "institutions" and maxis are all fine with the regulation/AML/KYC crap. They don't give a shit as long as they stay rich.As for a new coin coming along. It's shocking but no other coin gives a shit about privacy. The closest thing is Zcash and that's a cucked scam. Then there are smart contract ones but they're abandonware scams that can't explain how it's really supposed to work. And guess what, Monero can change. This means it can most likely adopt the good stuff that comes up. Monero isn't sitting still. Huge changes like FCMP++ and whatnot are being actively developed. Why do *you* know there will be one? It's not only about coming up with a privacy tech out of nowhere, it's also about being a coin that's decentralized, easy to host, not corporate, open source developed, not scam etc. The fact that I can viably mine this at home with no special hardware or investment is just as interesting to me. Bitcoin doesn't have that, nor ETH, nor SOL, nor Zcash, nor...
>>59548902he knows
>>59527341Reminder that... Happy end of Sunday anons.
would you her cheapies?
>>59549634o fuck YESSSS
>>59549634Fuck I wish I had some coins laying around so I could slurp Monero-chan's delicious juices.
No volume and dead tg nobody is gonna touch this kek
>>59549827hmm I don't know... Search this thread for what could explain this Anon. You will find it, I am sure.
>>59548072feet>>59549634booba
>>59549827>No volume and dead tg nobody is gonna touch this kekYes. Now go back to Fartcoin, it clearly has staying power.
I can has cheapies?
>>59551336Looks pretty cheap to me.
>>59551408Not cheap enough, I want the sluganon out and my bags full
>>59552175i'm asshurt from the fees. like, oh, i wanna throw 50 bux. a half is fees. base will solve this right? i hope there is no big catch. whales are good and all but then it also needs to be very affordable for small buyers.
>>59552199Seconding this, I hate ETH so much it’s unreal, but I guess it’s necessary to make the things on the roadmap possible. I hope ChanSwap is fixed soon so I can slurp this tasty dipperino. It would also be nice if the ChanSwap arbitrage whale sold all his coins by then, since the recent dump is his doing
>>59552175blurpp blurppp blurrppp
>>59552409Pepe will propose to Monero-chan. Do with this information what you will.
>>59552409slurp slurp slurp
what about monerochan's milk though
>>59553441I slurped a little today, when the gas was "acceptable"
Things are about to start moving anons, stay comfy.
>>59554427Proofs?
>>59554427>Things are about to start movingSTFU plox, I haven't finished accumulating my make it stack yet
>>59554612Trust the plan.
When moon when feed the village saar krishna need me to redeem end of month
>>59554738DO NOT REDEEM
>>59554738>When moon when feed the village saar krishna need me to redeem end of monthPatience, my bastard.
>>59554427
>>59555771I normally don't eat sweets but I'd gladly taste her cookies.
>>59527341I just realized that monero is never going away. it's the currency that intelligence officers use while undercover in other countries.
>>59555804
>>59557659Bump for monerochan
>>59554427Do I buy now or wait?
>>59559467Maybe wait until the weekend.
BUT DO NOT REDEEM (unless you're a whalefag then do it right now)
Sars? Is this the first or second week of 2 weeks?
>>59560767First.>implying it's going to pump on the second
>>59560838>implying it's going to pump on the secondofc it will. Sars promised marketing and listings
I made a system for storing images on the blockchain. I'll debut bricks to use it. https://github.com/BasedMoneyCollective/onchainJpgs. For bricks the artwork isn't the focus. But I still wanted to be able to have the onchain system since we will resuse it for the art nfts down the line. Think of it like imgr but on the blockchain. I am planning on releasing the bricks after work on Friday (night time, my 9-5 is busy atm anon). I have been testing the extra components and wanted to make sure they work. I don't want to keep anons waiting so some release notes:>Launch will happen Friday. I might need to add a nicer UI later on. Anons can always interact with their wallet or though the etherscan contract interaction page. (For redeeming bricks to monerochan after the waiting period)>Will launch on chanswap. XMR purchase only for the first batch. (bricks are divided by the timelock and are priced accordingly). >Funds from the brick sales go towards basechain liquidity and getting premium listings for basechain and ad campaigns. >I am prioritizing the bricks launch over the discount rate fix. This is because the faster this happens the faster we can be on basechain and have adequate eth for the pool. Anons worried about tx fees will have way cheaper fees on base. >We need this launched before we can release the mining pool as payouts work better on base vs mainet. (This allows for lower payout minimums compared to any other mining pool) Thanks everyone for the patience. Rest assured I've been putting wild hours towards this. A decade in this space and this is my big project to make sure we all make it.
>>59562001how is it a meme when all white collar jobs will be taken by jeets and blue collar positions will be vacant because spics will be kicked out?
>>59562001she love this
>>59562001Thanks for the update>>59562013Wtf are you talking about
>>59562001what about ink chain instead of base?
>>59562309kraken actually has monero in the us too
>>59562001>A decade in this space and this is my big project to make sure we all make it.Based, thanks for the update
>bitcoin goes down>monero goes down a lot>monerochan goes down a whole lotToday, I am poor. Let's hope for tomorrow.
>>59562309>what about ink chain instead of base?I really like kraken a lot since Jesse has a history of being supportive of monero. >Kraken grantsKraken has grants for protocol improvements for monero https://www.kraken.com/features/grantsI know ink just launched and having a social/game app on it would be a really easy sell for getting listed on their aggregator I'll look into it but at the moment I have to prioritize the existing stuff with base since they already have a larger install base. (I like kraken a lot but user numbers are user numbers) The setup for basechain is the same as ink in terms of bridging and launching so we can always bridge it over later. But I need to get basechain out as soon as possible so I can get both the games and the mining pool out. The onchain image system works well on sepolia testnet. Trying different sizes to find something doable on the size to quality ratio. This is what a test onchain image looks like on opensea:https://testnets.opensea.io/collection/onchain-image-nft-1Granted later on we can pay extra fees to put high res Monerochan stored in the ethereum blockchain (you know for safe keeping). But for bricks it will be a compressed low res image to save on tx fees. (Per MB cost is close to 15k on mainchain) One last thing before I get some sleep. With the markets dumping, I adjusted the chanswap rate so it is at parity with uniswap. Not a discount rate but still might be cheaper without the eth fees. In case anybody wants to take advantage of the dip.
>>59563892based dev
>>59563892a little art niggers
>>59566222nice art anon
>>59566222We need more Monerochan feet AI anon
>>59567283Why are feetfags always disgusting and lazy?
The squidpump token on ink is not ours. Somebody used our name and image and then linked it with all our links to make it look like us. This is not us. I ran into it while researching the ink ecosystem. I just wanted to make sure anons didn't buy it thinking it is us.
>>59567283You're lucky, I'm footfags
>>59568789Based
Where did all the spamming shitskin bots in the tg come from kek
Some sort of monerochan art acknowledging she's on ethereum would be cool. Monerochan not being on Monero just feels weird but I know there is no other way.
>>59569836>Some sort of monerochan art acknowledging she's on ethereum would be cool. Monerochan not being on Monero just feels weird but I know there is no other way.I gotchoo famz
>>59570540I can do that, I'll post this in the next hour
>>59570580this
>>59569732I may have accidentally shilled it to a pejeet.
>>59570684something more interesting than putting keywords into AI generators, but I acknowledge I have produced nothing
>>59571560hmm... I'm going to have to make the ritual sacrifice, I'm dishonored
The lower it goes the more I want to buy more.
>>59570540>Some sort of monerochan art acknowledging she's on ethereum would be coolI might just upload your attached image to the eth network as the first img on the onchainimg contract I am commissioning some pixel art, sprites and retro icons. I've seen some ai models for it but never tried it out. I am already buried in the rest of the work to mess around with ai art atm. But if anons have any skill/ideas I'm all for it. This is for the miner since it is themed like windows 98.
