delicious dip edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previously on /smg/ : >>60102977
Can't wait for market to pump on open somehow lmao
>>60107000if you like slurping you're gonna love my nuts
wait a minute... is that dippy.... reversing? could this be... the legendary.... golden bullrun?!?!?!?!
If I was any of the countries in the chart, I'd be trying to get some pacts done with others ASAP to move my exports/imports away from the US, but most of them are going to fold instead
>>60107003>>60107020Bulls coping so hard rn
>>60107000I've lost so much fucking money HELP
get that smug little slut out of my OPtoday i am NOT making money
>>60107020YES! America will have more money than we know what to do with! TRUST ZE PLAN!
The European Union has been charging America 39% tariffs this entire time, while we charge them NOTHING?And every reciprocal tariff Trump is implementing is only half of what they're charging us? The markets are overreacting, I'm buying the dip.
Imagine having your money in stocks right now and slowly watching the clock ticking towards the inevitable bloodbath. Imagine not having sold last month and now sitting comfy and relaxed waiting to slurp the cheap stocks
>>60107051Hello, chatGPT
So basically the price of literally everything at Walmart is going to go up by 20% by the end of April?
>>60107058
Atleast we have our vaccinated eggs am I right
My 401k is getting FUCKED.But my puts will, hopefully, print nicely by market open.>>60107003feet post best post
>>60107058Magatards WILL defend this
The EU is talking big but they're stuck lmao. If they retaliate they're going to push themselves into a very deep recession and they don't have the reserve currency. They're cooked either way.
>>60107058All AIs give the same answer on this topic because it's the correct answer, tard
>>60107051Yes. Eurangutans are very cunning.Finally justice is coming to them
>>60107058Is America a real country?
Today is an ass rape day, enjoy your ass rape
I am actually up 142% this year.I would like to say something to everyone here who didn't hire me nor listen to me about firing the management and administration who didn't hire me.I wish you all a pleasant downfall, things get worse from here especially if you don't fire all your management and all your administration.They are stealing from you. I say confiscate all their property, you say it will be my pleasure.I deserve an apology and so do the good people who were mistreated.
The only way to go green is if Trump pulls the tariffs
>>60107096Europe has been screwing over America for far too long.Really shows how many third-worlders are crawling around this place, wish we had flags so we could see all the non-Americans seethe over tariffs.
>>60107105Perhaps.
>>60107118Grifting isnt a long term business idea.But I am happy your investments are doing well Bobo
>>60107085Recession is coming anyways if we let our industries get stolen
>>60107118t. Mark from Charles Schwab
I JUST WANTED TO OWN THE LIBERALS NOT MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT! WHY IS HE DOING THIS WTFFFF!
>>60107003
kek EUR/USD going ballistic. Thanks for the cheapies. I hope the EUR will also go ballistic against the JPY, I have some NON TARIFFED A7 series camera and lenses to buy next time I go there.
A TOAST. To the death of the American hegemony.
>>60107058>AI is not dangerous>there are safeguards>proceeds to crash the world economy
>be a service economy and produce nothing but fucking ads>this somehow everyone else’s fault
>>60107178Aren't you faggots ready to die for Ukraine? At least your euro leaders want you to.
>>60107181Nice quip. But if people peg their currency to make cheap goods its not “just our fault”.
>>60107187t. sucks Russian dick because he believes Jewtin is saving the white race by killing whites or something
This seems like a awfully big drop just to try and get a few t-shirt factories back from Bangladesh. I'm beginning to think this guy may be too old to be president
>>60107178
> SOXL down -13%
Why the fuck is it growing?
>>60107189Eurofag here, actually the high value of the US dollar is an unintended consequence of America's state as "safe haven". Oligarchs from everywhere - Russia, China, but also the 1% from Europe and almost verey country - want to have the good feeling of some of their assets in the US in case shtf in their home country. So they create a demand for US dollars and drive its value higher. The benefit is that you can buy stuff from all over the world for cheap. The bad thing is that your own elite know buying stuff is cheaper than making it, and just import stuff and sell it to you. Trump is trying to destroy the "safe haven" status of the USA by destroying trust. It will be a big achievement if it works, and he is taking a great risk.
>>60107225He is too oldHe doesn't t even know how to use a computer
>>60107225Trump is naive and retarded and surrounded by vile sociopaths who secretly hate him.
>>60107233You should also mention you are mind reader, much more impressive than saying you are from Europe
God I love seeing faggot bulls getting their assholes torn wide open. This is what you deserve for laughing at me when I said PE ratios matter. Fuck you!
>>60107251This has nothing to do with PE nigger.
>>60107251P/E is completely unrelated to the situation. Trump just handicapped the economy.
>>60107237Unironically computers are for retards that do nothing but incriminate oneself or give records for blackmail
>>60107284yeah but the bubble makes everything more fragile
>Non-Americans are in this thread
>>60107275>>60107284Economic shocks wake people up to the fact that companies actually need to be profitable and the stock needs to have a reasonable multiple for it to be a good purchase. Get fucked delusional mumus.
>smart enough not to be buying the dip>not smart enough to time shortsWhat the fuck am I supposed to trade?
>>60107229What a legend. And I'm feeling similar vibes between those situations - two leaders with cult-like following proving to be much bigger retards than everyone expected/hoped/priced in.
>>60107251Imagine being this retarded, still wrong, and still butt blasted.
>>60107295Oh, I know. It needed to be popped. At least deflated. Just sorta stating that the P/E was unrelated.>>60107309>Anyone that disagrees with me is a permabullOr maybe you were just wrong on one thing and I wasn't calling you a retard on all fronts. Get real.
So when do I close my puts? Are we thinking it'll bleed over days, or will the market be fake and gay, dip for a total of 3 minutes, then pump for some retarded reason?
Opinions? Will it bounce again?
what happens if europe stops pension funds from bying us trackers
>>60107364Sell after the circuit breaker get triggered at open
>>60107364I'm selling as soon as the dump starts crabbing. I don't trust this market one bit, it could very well just giga dump and then crawl back to close to 0% in a matter of minutes.
>>601072994chan is Japanese
>>60107187I'm ready
SOXL baggies should rope themselves at this point kek
>>60107187Most of normal people don't give a fuck about Ukraine and don't want to spend billions for them.
>>60107372We have unfavorable general market conditions and this stock specifically is below its 200-day SMA (in other words goblin town). It's an interesting play but you don't want to be caught with your pants down if it goes wrong. Set a stop loss if you want to trade this.
Who is ready to catch the falling knife?
>Amazon at an all time lowALWAYS BUY THE DIP.
>>60107422Good luck.
>>60107416Fuck off Ivan. Russians are not normal, they are not even humans.
>>60107384>>60107389This was what I was thinking too. Volatile overreaction in the first few minutes, then after people get that out of their system they'll realize that overall fundamentals haven't really changed and now that stock is on a really good tempting sale, and it creeps back
>>60107299>American telling burmese people to stfu on a burmese red dwarf rasbora farmers forumpardon?
>>60107484But the fundamentals have changed drastically.
>>60107484>overall fundamentals haven't really changed
>>60107299Yes, we've come to laugh at your retard president causing more economic damage in a few days than an entire year of CoVID lockdown and business closure.
>>60107484>overall fundamentals haven't really changedAnon... prices have changed 20-60% overnight are you retarded or something?
>>60107428Sure, still all the right wing parties who are against giving Ukraine more weapons are rising in popularity and the only thing burocrats can do is try to ban them.
>>60107484Market is overvalued anyways. Also fundamentals have changed (in worse)
>>60107391>>60107490Moot is American, he created 4chan in America, hosted on servers in AMERICA.Yes it's based off of Japan like most great things but 4chan is an American board first and foremost.>>60107502Our reciprocal tariffs are HALF of what other countries charge us, deal with it or stop ripping off America you irrelevant third-worlders
>>60107364I'm waiting until midday to sell mine. The faggot dip buyers will step in and take over at some point, but there will be some panic at the beginning. I'm going to wait for a rally and some bad economic data to start trickling in before shorting again. We have a long, long way to go until the bottom. Dip buyers are like religious zealots, they can't be reasoned with and they'll only stop buying when they lose their jobs, which is going to happen soon unless Troomp backtracks fast.
>smg still full of dip buyers
>>60107187I am and I want to. God damn imagine driving through the russian countryside with a fat sack of cocaine mounting orgies in the back of my puma with captured peasant girls every time we stop in a village
Might as well go to Vegas at this point.
>>60107530>imagine being this retarded to believe thatEnjoy getting naded by a drone operated by some fat faggot laughing at your cucked corpse miles away.
>>60107509The Russian paid ones. And they only get votes because of immigration, not because of Ukraine.
I just checked my account, it sits at +144% YTD so far, insane.The day looks extremely bleak from my perspective. It may be my first time riding a crash while actively day trading.
>>60107000This nigga done gone and lost his mindAin't no one moving production to the USAThey will just wait this mf out for 4 years All this does is take money out of burgers pockets There will be a second attempt 100%
>>60107514> "Our reciprocal tariffs are HALF of what other countries charge us, deal with it or stop ripping off America you irrelevant third-worlders"> "sauce? why, I made it up of course"Imagine being American and insisting every other country is the Turd World. Have you never inspected your own drug abuse rates, your violent crime, how many Americans have literally no savings.
>>60107540Russians use pajeets instead of drones.
>>60107547Ran out of white girls for now
>gold futuresuh oh stinky
>>60107550Does that mean anything if the rest of the world has no savings?
If you didn't move everything to bonds yesterday GG.
>>60107494>>60107497>>60107507Uh, yeah. Tariffs are blanket rather than industry specific (except for auto). Prices are elastic. P/E ratios will overall be similar. Debt to equity will be similar. Overall company strategy will be the same (although sourcing might change, but still it's the strategy of buying from the least expensive producer.) Yes, your average consumer will have to pay more all imported goods, buy manufacturing isn't moving overnight. I know I'm retarded, but I fail to see what this fundamentally changes within companies and industries that is any different than inflation.
This thread has become just nonstop euros seething over America. We literally give you guys money to suck less and somehow you guys still suck. Very sad, many such cases
>>60107584Yes when they'll still be less mutted and have less drug abuse and violent crime.
>>60107540It would be a quick drive to moscow if 3-5 million europeans invaded russia right now
It only takes 9 months to set up factories in America due to white efficiency, it takes the chinese 12 months to turn a rice field into a factory but white americans from Mississippi and west Virginia are superior so they can do it in 9 months.Which companies will manage to set up factories by 1 January?Let's buy calls on those.
>>60107611Compared to what? Europe that has muslim grooming gangs going after kids and citizens being arrested for pointing it out? Who cares what you guys think? Your own governments don't.
>>60107626>white americans from Mississippi and west VirginiaAnon have you ever met these people? They can barely read.
>>60107550> sauce?Sauce is from the President of the United States, the most powerful man in the world.
>>60107621So what's holding you cucks back then? Why isn't it already done?
>>60107630Actually the story of a grooming gang abusing a British girl and cutting her up to mix her into kebabs is a lie.Do you know why it's a lie? Because there are extremely few Turks in great Britain and the British isles in general and therefore cannot buy kebabs at all in those countries in the first place.I've been there, it's all pajeet food, not kebabs. If you want kebabs come to Germany.
>>60107626> "Guys, which will build more factories and operate them? The country where nobody wants to do physical labour and can't because they're obese, or the one that has 10s of millions of literal slaves that will work for a bag of rice and fear being executed by the state?"
>>60107626>america>white>efficiency
>>60107630Blacks and Hispanics in America kill and rape far more white people than mudslimes do in the EU and you're going to pretend you're in the better situation lmao. You lost entire cities to feral gibsmedats.
Be honest, you voted for him didn't you?
>>60107643Thanks for fact checking a story not even brought up. Would you like to further correct the record and say there are no muslim grooming gangs or that it's just part and parcel to living in Europe now?
>>60107600>Yes, your average consumer will have to pay more all imported goodsMost americans are living paycheck to paycheck. If prices raise outside of their reach they are likely to limit purchases. Limiting purchases means companies profit goes down... Do I really have to spell out why exactly basically raising prices for some retarded reason is obviously bad for your average consumer and therefore the economy as a whole?
>>60107638Without America backing Ukraine the war is over, Europe can't finance Ukraine alone. Europe is like, barely the size of Texas. Irrelevant is what Europe is.
>>60107633They voted for trump because they believe they are superior, new yorkers let them vote trump into power because they also believe Mississippians and west virginian people are superior to those people who hang out in new york.>>60107644The chinese aren't american whites, so they're considered racially inferior to americans and less efficient. Factories will come to red states within 9 months for sure, but I'm not sure which companies will do it. Maybe Tesla will be one.
>>60107634Wow I trust his numbers. He had them printed and everything. They're as reliable as God Gamer Elon's gamer credentials.
>>60107626this has got to be bait
>>60107666Millions of inefficient slaves will still get more done than no work force at all.
I'MBEINGFUCKINGRAPEDHELPAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60107664The cope, seethe, and delusions from euros in this thread is crazy. It makes sense considering how irrelevant they have become and even invisible to their own governments. No point in even arguing with something this pathetic
>>60107680> be American> shit yourself in public> everyone is now watching you humiliate yourself and complain about the smell> "Heh, looks like you guys are mad because you're not relevant like me. I'm the talk of the town!"
>>60107677The chinese median income in usd in Beijing and Shanghai is lower than the median income in usd in Mississippi and West Virginia. Clearly the chinese are not creating value at the same rate.
>>60107664Delusional mutt. Europe has plenty of money and now that the bureaucrats have finally realised that america is evil and opposed to Europe we will finally start re-arming
Futures -1,211 holy shit lol
>>60107686Nice head cannon anon, i hope it copes well enough to help you sleep at night.
If you think about it, Trump is fucking over the boomers the worst. I mean everyone gets fucked except the Billionaire class but Boomers with 401k that need to retire in the next 4-5 years are absolutely fucked.
>>60107662If the cattle are too stupid to accept some momentary short term pain for vastly greater prosperity then, well, they deserve to eat shit simple as. Trust. The. Plan.
>>60107680America imposes tariffs and the entire world watches and seethes. Europe is laughably irrelevant.>>60107691Europe can't do SHIT alone good luck dying to russia, Ukraine is winning right bro???? LMAO
Someone needs to do it, and not miss this time
>>60107694Not even going to open the app today. Just going to pretend nothing is happening.
>>601076943x 20 year bonds are barely up 2%.Nothing burger, no recession
>>60107690Who said they were? Those people in Mississippi and West Virginia are not universally toiling in factories. If we're talking about competing for bugman jobs, China is going to win by virtue of having more bugmen.
so many seething demonrats in this thread, kamala lost, the jews lost
>>60107626jesus christ
>>60107691>Europe we will finally start re-armingWhen?
>>60107697Are the big genius business daddies Trump and Elon going to tuck you in? Elon can regale you with tales of how he will save the economy and maybe about that time he was THE GREATEST Path of Exile 2 player in the world.
>>60107723https://www.reuters.com/world/us-officials-object-european-push-buy-weapons-locally-2025-04-02/Rubio boy has been crying that EU is no longer buying US weapons
>>60107704Maybe do that for the next 12 or perhaps 20 years
>>60107714>the jews lostLmao
Thank you for ruining everything, President Cunt
>>60107730Eh I am still young
I'm done for the day, another series of arguments where Americucks' only retort is "y-you're just mad because we're so important". Note they never had a rebuttal for the typical "wot about mudslimes" argument. Enjoy your blacks, hispanics, and collapsing economy.
>>60107634Fake news
>>60107704this but for the next for years going to pick up gaming or something
>>60107726Wow more nice head canon anon. In your world everyone that disagrees with you must act as mentally ill as you do too. Neat! Except most people don't really care though. >euro markets red, no one cares >american markets red, seething euros careWeird how that's always the case
>>60107662Paycheck to paycheck people are still going to their all of their paycheck into random shit they didn't need. They aren't suddenly going to be wiser and save their money for a rainy day. The question of a stock's value is if the company's strategy is worth investing in, is it not? Inflation already increased price of goods, but line still go up. That's my overall argument.
Why is premarket so calm this morning? This I don't get. It opened exactly where it closed yesterday and it's just sitting there... doing nothing.
>>60107756The candles can´t spot you if you don´t move anon.
>>60107729>euros not buying American weapons must mean they are rearmingYeah that doesn't mean shit. Show an article that says when you guys will "rearm" already and go die for some corrupt country.
>1 million Americans are behind on their mortgage, the highest in 20+ years.
Should i short at open? TSLA?
>>60107764>Go die for some corrupt countryLike Israel?
>>60107769Go ahead and screen cap it otherwise stop larping
>>601077656.1*
>>60107774Why do you think Americans don't care for this stupid Ukraine shit, most Americans don't want to support israel either but for whatever reason you dumb faggots want to make Ukraine your Israel.
>>60107058>invest in AI! It will take copywriters jobs, developers jobs, managers jobs, it's the future of techno->NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAAAAAT
>>60107786>most Americans don't want to support israel eitherCope
Bitcoin has outperformed the entire mag7. Strategy has outperformed bitcoin
>>60107803Ok faggot how many protests against israel are happening in Europe again?
>>60107786Because Ukraine is a European security concern. Fuck off mutt even the democracts are ziocucks.
>>60107806How many USA troops are dying in ME vs EU troops in Ukraine?
>>60107806I'm Irish and I see pro-Palestinian protests every week.
Nobody rides for free.
>futures
>>60107809Yeah and it's retarded but no one is arguing for that except you because you want to change topic since you don't actually have a good argument for Europe "rearming" and getting into a war with Russia.>>60107808Then why become energy dependent on a country that is a potential advisory and security concern? That makes you fuckers seem even more inept and cucked but whatever, if it's anything like the retarded world wars started by Europe then America will come in and make money off Europe for the next 100 years again off of their pointless wars.
>>60107812Yeah most people in most countries aren't pro israel but it wouldn't surprise me either if the irish government doesn't pay lip service to jewish people or the israel since one thing is for sure, the irish government doesn't give a fuck about the irish either.
>>60107835>Wants to insult others with go die for some corrupt country.>Cries when pointed out that Americans are dying for IsraelYou funny man
Stocks are pretty low T desu. Why don't you guys just sell it all and go into oil industry? Wear a cowboy hat and get in wars with cartels in the desert. Very high T place. Imagine going out like warren buffett or charlie munger when you could just get blasted by a cartel sniper in a shootout. Real valhalla death jesus would approve of fighting demons larping as big boss instead of staring at charts and lines playing womans astrology.
>>60107835We shouldn't be adversarial with Russia. I think it would be great to ally with them. But when they invade European territory they need to be sent a message that it isn't acceptable. Otherwise you're basically saying that Russia can run roughshod across all of Eastern Europe if you don't support the strongest military there
>>60107854Oil is dumping mr landman
>>60107835>lots of weapons means going to warthat is now how it works, isolationist faggot
>>60107849Yeah nice head cannon again anon, someone agreeing with you that dying for israel is retarded must be crying too like you are crying over ukraine. You haven't made an argument why europe should engage in a pointless war over ukraine.
>>60107862He is deranged. Trump has shown he is deranged with these tariffs and morons like him think Trump is playing 4D chess. He is uniting everyone against USA. China, Japan and KR working together is some groundbreaking stuff.
>>60107862>rearming doesn't mean rearmingBig brain take here
>>60107865And yet 0 European soldiers have died. While USA is preparing to bomb the shit out of Iran for Israel. Tell me more about "pointless wars" anon.
If Iran gets blown up Russia loses a key ally. Pay up europoors we're doing your dirty work again
>>60107857Ukraine isn't even part of the European Union and no one gave a shit when they took Crimea or any of the other shit Russia did over the years. It's retarded to pretend like some line has been crossed when you aren't even ready to retaliate yourselves...
is it time to buy yet? or can we go even lower?
>>60107882More like their Jewish masters don't want Iran to have a nuke
>>60107875Yeah because that's what our argument was originally about you goal moving faggot. Once again why are european leaders saying europeans should die for ukraine?
>>60107896yes
>>60107900Once again why are American leaders saying Americans should die for Israel?
>>60107896Shit open yet in the new world cuh
is it even possible to short S&P500 ETFs?
>>60107908Ok faggot, have fun being a disingenuous retard. No one brought up israel other than you because you don't want to discuss why you think Europeans should die for Ukraine. Congrats on avoiding the original topic of conversation and moving your goal posts.
>>60107921buy SPXS
>>60107908Because Israel is a democracy.
Nike is down 12% in premarket lmao
>>60107930Are they firing IRS agents?I don't know if that's bullish because the remaining agents turn into demons that devour even mom and pop stores and force them to cough up money.
>>60107946Based
>>60107946sweatshop milionares deserve to hang
>>60107927You seem upset
>>60107882You are doing this for your jewish masters, not us.
>you seem upset
>Chud postingPredictable as USA siding with Israel
Jobless claims just came lower than expected
Good morning /smg/ Let us all pray for maximum suffering today.
>Chud posting>Predictable as USA siding with Israel
>>60107991Ah so we're definitely crashing then
>Jew gets named>Starts cryingHmmmm
>Jew gets named>Starts crying>Hmmmm
This guy is really upset the jew got named huh?
Jews lost the moment trump won
>This guy is really upset the jew got named huh?
>>60108026More Americans are about to dying in an Iranian war. Sure they "lost"
>More Americans are about to dying in an Iranian war. Sure they "lost"
>>60108026Trump is the biggest jew dick sucker there is.
>>60108040Enjoy poverty, uneducated MIGAtard
>>60108049He is in full copium spam. Just ignore him.
>they trust what the government says>but but it’s ok if trump says it!!! Reeeeee!!!Get the boosters, incels!
>Enjoy poverty, uneducated MIGAtard
Holy mother of Jesus
>He is in full copium spam. Just ignore him.
>poverty is wealth
>>60108056> Get the boosters, incels!Ironically enough Trump used to promote the vaccine until MIGAtards booed him on stage because of it. MIGAtards are even dumber than Trump.
Lutnick bro, you didn't answer a single thing.
>>60108076Trump is a true Christian president after all.
I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE BUYING OR SELLING OR BUYING PUTS OR CALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60108098Sell sell sellUnless you think Trump is going to reverse his tariffs.
>>60108073buckle up buck-a-roos
>Sell sell sell>Unless you think Trump is going to reverse his tariffs
Nobody is gonna buy shitty American cars bro.
What to buy during this dip? Nvidia? Or something else that will "surely" rebound?
>>60108098you have to accept that it doesnt matterselling or buying you're fucked
>>60108126What company do you think will make more money in this economy?
>Bought TZA calls at open yesterday>Lost 5k over the day>Decide to double down at end of day because the pump was dumb and made no sense Should be a nice gain at open
>>60108126MAG7 will never fail.
>What company do you think will make more money in this economy?
10 year yield plummeting
>>60108121I bought a used Ford a few years ago. Thank god I had insurance and extended warranty on it as repairs and replacements cost more than I paid for it initially.
>>60108136Is there a company that specializes in torches and pitchforks?
>>60108147good, I hold TLT
bro they are sucking me dry
>>60108076GDP at the cost of GDP per capita is wealth
>>60108146>33PBTIDJeepers anon are you alright?
>>60108126I'm just buying gold and bonds, stocks are going to get nuked by this retard President
>>60108154Calls on TESLER
>>60108144European leaders are starting to think the best way to retaliate is start targeting tech corporations
>>60108147Why do yields keep going down when they should go up
basedduels in my /smg/??we’re crashing
>>60107051He should have retaliated 100% to end this retarded market once and for all.
>>60108188My guess? Other countries are dumping their treasury bonds at a large scale now.
>>6010798833% tariffs
>Put 40k into dividends that give 5% every 3 months>Get 8k a year backWhy doesn't everyone do this?
Blumpf calling tariffs off 5 minutes before markets open
>>60108225What kind of Ponzi stock has a 20% yield?
>>60108201Did he reduce income taxes by 33% too?
>>60108225Your 5% just got wiped by any the tariffs increase. You need to make more than 25% on your investment to just have the same buying power.
>>60108239I thought they pay out 5% every 3 months?
>>60108245That's equivalent to a 20% yield, no?
>>60107318inverse ETF's, volatility index derivatives, anything that goes up when everything else goes down.
>>60108257>Ponzi stockRio tinto and gives 6% and loyds bank gives around 4%, i wouldn't call these Ponzi stocks
>>60108236If he does it, he needs to be removed from office and we need to have another election. he's flip flopped 300 times in 4 months and it's clear his brain is gone. what's worse is he isn't able to be controlled like Biden either, the retard will just go and go without listening to anyone
What are the chances of the usa market bouncing up after it opens? put money on bear tesla yesterday and got some alright gains so im thinking if i should pull out now or wait til later
>>60108284You seem to be confused about yields. That 6% is the annualized dividend. This dividend is paid out in four installments per year, so 1.5% each time. A dividend of 6-7% is pretty high and usually unsustainable. 20% is definitely a Ponzi. I can't be bothered to actually check Rio Tinto's history.
>>60107000pay renbt
Is this the $13 SOXL waiting room?
>>60108312noneperks of annoucing tarriffs just after the close
>>60108188brainlet
It's actually over kek
>>60108199also a brianlet
-1,300 now. Fun day today!
I really love the opportunity to get bargins soon. I'm going to slurp the fuck out of this dip. I'm going to absolutely suck the cock off the dip and have the slurpies in my mouth. Dip those cheap stocks in my mouth in and out yeah. Don't even talk to me come back to me in six months and we'll see who is laughing
>>60108353its gonna be a long red week isnt it. well time to see if i can get some savings at least
>>60108379it hasn't even begun yet lmao
>DCAing into TQQQ>have run out of money to DCA>average cost well above current price and it keeps droppingthere goes all the money I was going to buy a house with
>>60108329My mistake, thanks for the info. Guess dividends don't seem that worth it.
Always knew that I would get to witness the end of the golden age of america, just didn't think it would be so stupid.
>>60108199>Other countries are dumping their treasury bonds at a large scale now.Aren't that pretty apocalyptic in a long term?
>>60108400What's the alternative?Pray that USA comes to their senses?
>>60108382>6 monthsI guess the children that started trading during covid haven't lost hope yet.
winning bigly aren't we folks
trust the plan
>>60107514You over-estimate the ability of America to impose conditions, you are not going to like what comes next burgerman
>>60108418I traded all throughout COVID. Just did the opposite off what SMG says and I made thousands
The most american stereotype president is destroying America from the insidepeak irony
>>60107514>Our reciprocal tariffs are HALF of what other countries charge usHow is that working out for you?
Puts currently set to give me 700 in profit this morning but if DIA dips another percent I’m looking at several thousand so I’m praying (sorry to bulls)
>>60108453And I traded all through the great recession. We're not getting another V shaped recovery.
>>60108465Well, at least it's a buying opportunity. Best of luck to you, Bobo-kun.
>>60108439https://thechinaacademy.org/chinese-immigrants-in-europe-are-queuing-to-return-home/euroshit's sweating rn
KEK SOXL FAGGOTS LMAO
Damn i'm not even in the market and I'm getting scared, even if Trump backs out it feels like massive damage has already been done
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praying for breaker
>>60108492>50% voted for green both on open and by end of dayWhat in tarnation
I put 60000€ on everything going to shit today and my only regret is not putting in more.
>>60108239Petroleo Brasileiro
>>60108529Based schizo gambler
>>60108529That's like what, $20 in freedom money?
>>60108529don't worry anonit has only just begun
>>60108532Hell if you bought in 2020 you´d literally have over 100% yield lol.
>>60108529Are you selling on open?
>wakes up>starts to schizopost
>>60108513Wouldn’t S&P have to drop 7%
>>60108489It's been this low before, it'll be this low again
>>60108553yikes
I’m ready to put on the financial channels and laugh my ass off
>>60108553MAGA LFG!!!!!
>>60108553What the FUCK is he talking about?
>>60107166He TOLD YOU he was going to do this.
>>60108553the market is going to shit blood
They're trying to pump kek
>he thought the previous 2 dips was the dip
>>60108532What in the fuck? They only have a four-year history of dividends like this but still, how the fuck? There must be a catch somewhere.
>>60108553
>>60108477You said that in 2020
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>>60107755Your argument only stands if the money from that's acquired from tariffs actually went back in the economy. If retard in charge is to be believed that money will be used to lower the governmental debt i.e that money will no longer be actively circulating the US economy. Most of the US debt is owed to foreign nations who are just getting tariffed to hell and back and are less likely to put that money back into the US economy because trust in the US economy is eroding more and more by the day.
>>60108465>Get rich off puts>Economy collapses Not sure what my plan is after but I'll have some fat gains for a minute
>>60108553All this before he pussies out of the 20%+ tariffs.
The day was April 3, 2025. But most came to know it as “Black Thursday 2: Electric Boogaloo”
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>>60107000Id like to thank the Retard in Chief for the entertainment
>>60108605>trade badart of le deal
>>60108569In addition to President of the United States, it seems our glorious supreme leader is also an accomplished physician. That or it's some sort of metaphor.
>>60108553Lol
Was on an inter EU flight yesterday and a businessman looking boomer on the seat ahead was feverishly looking through his holdings of ~2,5 mil $, down 15% over the last 100 days holding only defensive stocks. When the flight started to take off, he put the phone on flight mode and literally clasped his hands in prayer, looking up at God.On landing, he was sweating profusely, couldn't wait to get his phone out. I beat him to it, and loudly proclaimed "holy fakking shit the markets are down 3% in less than an hour". He turned around, our eyes met, and reflected back at me was the empty gaze of accepting capitulation as I told my wife I sold all our holdings mid February and that we're 100% cash.Today we're writing history bois
CALLS are CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP bros, wagmi
Put $5k into VTI at openAm I a genius or am I a poopy pants poopy boy?
>>60108761if you hold 10+ years you will be happy you did
>>60108184Do it. Replace everything with open source or EU-based products.
>>60108553Lmao senile boomer
>>60108184>>60109022do you even need to go that far? Can't the EU just say "Hey yeah, all of our ISPs? Google Adsense and Facebook Adds are breaching data privacy. Block them. All."
>>60107626Are you using this 9 month example from world War 2
