Orange man bad edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previously on /smg/ :>>60107000
The brain extraction has been a success
It’s over
Hold me bros
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6140359/Letter-Gary-Cohn-stole-Trumps-desk-stop-signing-appears-Woodward-book.htmlTrade is bad.
dump eet
>>60108586Orange man touched my no no spot (portfolio)
Its going to be alright
IT'S TIME
>>60108586Do you think baby boomers got brain damage from social media and that's the reason why they're like this?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S TRY AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
are you ready bros. Let's gamble a bit shall (((we)))
DAMAGE REPORT
OOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So how bad it's going to be?
what are we slupring today fellow slurpers?Im buying some googl and will DCA if it keeps going down, its at a PE of 19 which is insanely low for a tech company
The most powerful man in the free world wants to export more to Cambodia than Cambodia can export anywhere else.
IT BEGINS
Happy Black Thursday 2 everyone
There are no words for how much I hate dip buyers.
AHEM: FUCK NIGGERS
>SOXL
>>60108667You just don't see the genius vision
Hold strong through this tard pump shit is over
ooooooohhhhh
WE ARE SO COOKED
ROBINHOOD IS CRASHING
Sloorping time.
>S&P opening under 5,500AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60108690Dump it.
>>60108690remove the buy button
Took my gains. Going back to bed. Good night.
Unironically what would it take to convince his followers at this point that he's a retard? Because desu I hate woke shit but I care more about the economy not collapsing so that people like Soros and Elon and Fink buy up everything and turn us into serfs.
yea, i'm thinking we're back
BOILchads wwa?
TRUMP'S GONNA MAKE YOU BLEEDJUST LIKE MEEEE
>>60108690HODL MODE ACTIVATED
>>60108652Social media combined with huffing lead
BUY BUY BUY
Was on an inter EU flight yesterday and a businessman looking boomer on the seat ahead was feverishly looking through his holdings of ~2,5 mil $, down 15% over the last 100 days holding only defensive stocks. When the flight started to take off, he put the phone on flight mode and literally clasped his hands in prayer, looking up at God.On landing, he was sweating profusely, couldn't wait to get his phone out. I beat him to it, and loudly proclaimed "holy fakking shit the markets are down 3% in less than an hour". He turned around, our eyes met, and reflected back at me was the empty gaze of accepting capitulation as I told my wife I sold all our holdings mid February and that we're 100% cash.Today we're writing history bois
>>60108710They’ll be standing in a bread line thanking him for the delicious bread
>>60108690ROBINHOOD THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE RETARDED AAAAAAAAAAA
STOP THE DISCOUNT
Everything on my list except war material is red
>>60108710Nothing will convince ALL of his followers. But you only need to convince 5-10% of his voters and then his power collapses. Things like this are good because they peel away 1-2% of his voter base every time he does something retarded.
And we're off!Look forward to tomorrow's jobs report!
It's only -1%/minnothingburger
>>60108662-1.8%Looking to see how low it will go today :)
>>60108726Bodied that boomer freak
Heh, it's already going back up, thanks for the cheapies.
>>60108710their entire life savings getting obliterated. a complete wall street crash, and even then i dont think they would all be convinced.
>>60108731Actually this is much better than before. Did you know that wonderbread wasn't even real bread? The fact that the bread we're getting now turns into a brick 12 hours is a sign of quality.
>>60108666Google is going to be targeted by the EU along with most tech companies. I'm watching it, but not diving in yet.
>>60108707I gotta go in to work in a couple hours so I’m gonna hold my puts
So what's our target for Tesla, long bros? Is 300 too conservative?
>saves America>goes golfing for the rest of the weekThat's my president
When do the tariffs actually go into effect?I invested in some trance CDs from Germany the other day, they were shipped already and are en-route... Am I going to get a huge bill when they arrive?
Who the fuck is buying right now? Trump just decides to start a trade war with EVERYONE at the same time and SPY goes down just 3%?
>>60108726>Was on an inter EU flight yesterday and a businessman looking boomer on the seat ahead was feverishly looking through his holdings of ~2,5 mil $, down 15% over the last 100 days holding only defensive stocks. When the flight started to take off, he put the phone on flight mode and literally clasped his hands in prayer, looking up at God.>On landing, he was sweating profusely, couldn't wait to get his phone out. I beat him to it, and loudly proclaimed "holy fakking shit the markets are down 3% in less than an hour". He turned around, our eyes met, and reflected back at me was the empty gaze of accepting capitulation as I told my wife I sold all our holdings mid February and that we're 100% cash.and then everybody clapped
>>60108726>defense stocks doomping>please god let there be war and bloodshed>monkeypaw.exeHere's your bloodshed bro
>>60108766My MAGA coworker yesterday was smugly saying that the DIA was up despite what “the liberals had to say would happen.” He’s off today so no idea how he’s gonna react to this lol.
>>60108766That's didn't do shit during Covid crash that started with him in charge.
https://www.investors.com/market-trend/stock-market-today/dow-jones-sp500-nasdaq-trump-tariffs-nvidia-nvda-stock-tesla-tsla/#Funny line go down
>>60108789Line will go back up, simple as
>>60108789Markets gonna assume some other retard stops this shit from going too far so it might take a while
>>60108789People are still foolishly holding out hope he will change he his mind
Today is going to be brutal
>>60108789https://youtu.be/LBwXf7ZiiOk?t=13
>>60108710Most of them don´t give a f because they aren´t invested. Maybe they even enjoy your seething. It is what it is.
>KO and PEP are pumping
>>60108789Buying the dip has worked everytime. People will buy this dip and it has a good chance of working too.
>>60108789his retardation is priced in people expect him to change his mind 10 times before anything really happens
>>60108586And here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Come on 75 cents lower Intel I know you can do it.
>>60108799Because he put his name on the stimulus checks. I don't know how much worse the election would have been for him if the money printer didn't brrrrr
>>60108811Cute webm. I saw a bunch of pomni cosplayers at the last con I went to but I’m not into digital circus so it was just cute clown girls as far as I’m concerned.
ah, the fake out pump per usual
>>60108789>who the fuck is buying lowProbably the people who want to sell high. Never change, /biz/.
Thread theme?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC06Z6lCB_Q
>>60108818Tariffs on every nation on earth and over 30% on all our major trading partners is not priced in lol
https://wpde.com/news/nation-world/take-a-deep-breath-treasury-secretary-scott-bessent-urges-countries-not-to-retaliate-against-president-donald-trump-liberation-day-tariffs-china-european-union-canada-mexicoHow did this guy work for Soros hes one of the dumbest retards ive ever heard
>>60108681How can starving poor chinese people buy more from america than america can buy from them?
nothing happened?
we're so back bullbros
>>60108840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogTDa-vG2MQ
>AAPLBruh
Thank you Donald, very cool!
What the fuck is this?
I guess the next time you're expecting the tech sector to crash you can just put your money in fucking soda.
what the hell is going on? one final pump before the dump?
>>60108859Eye of the Hurricane. Normies are gonna start panicking by 10
>>60108640
>wanted someone who was anti-war, pro-trade, would cut government inefficiencies and stop cultural imperialism>instead got this
>>60108855>make shit products abroad
>>60108818>change his mind 10 timesThis is what actually caused the stock market crash until now. Companies can't order anything if they don't know the price because of mind changing.
>>60108847Its called magic
>>60108864PepsiCo is gonna tank if the aluminum can tariff stays up.
>>60108710Conservatards can't think for themselves, they just mindlessly repeat their programing. It's why we call them NPCs in the first place.
>>60108875>the president is my hero and will save me!Seek God seriously
>>60108875>Believing he or anyone in his admin would do thisare you fucking retarded
C'mon, let's see a circuit breaker today!
Wonder if we hit the breakers today.
>>60108875NO REFUNDS
costco upDEI SAVES LIVES
>>60108875You are a fucking retard. He campaigned on tariffs and war with iran.
>>60108871
Unironically, what is the recovery period like for this?
>>60108875Lmao. Get PRANKED
>>60108640You can't have a trade deficit if you don't have any trade anymore.
The tariffs were NOT priced in
>it's crabbing
>>60108905>apple down 10%holy shit
this country is retardedthis "market" is retardedthe people are retardedthe government is retardedi'm sick and fucking tired of this fucking retards ruining everything
>>60108789low iq retail investors who think the stock market is some magical thing that always goes up in long run and dont understand that it has to reflect the US economical reality, for example if tomorrow a asteroid hit the US this retards will still muh "buy the dip", but they are useful idiot and bag holder and a opportunity for billionaire investors and hedge funds to cash out without losing to much
>line go down
>>60108875Are people really acting surprised by this or am I being trolled? Everyone realizes that project 2025 shit wasn't a joke, right? That is the gameplan they are following step by step. They told you they'd do it, they hired all the people that wrote it to lead the government, and now they are doing it?
Post your damage so far.
>>60108933Line go down ….
>>60108817let me ask you a question mr genius, would you also buy the dip if the US get glassed ?
When is the obligatory fake and gay pump? You know, the one we had every fucking day last week when opening red and closing fucking green.
>>60108936Don't tell /pol/ tho
>>60108919Why's gold going down? Is the $ tanking as well or something?
>>60108904NO REFUNDS; NO RETURNS!
>>60108923GOOD
>>60108640lol
>>60108936>>60108951troons mad
>>60108952yes, don't look up the EUR/USD
>>60108875
Let's see what my self-aware sexbot thinks about tariffs
What do you guys think about the fact that the only thing that allows the US dollar to act as reserve currency is that the US runs a huge deficit with the rest of the world? The US needs to be a net exporter of dollars for other countries to be able to trade with it. The US dollar system gave the world a stable currency to trade with and in return the US got essentially free goods from the world (by printing currency). It seems to me that what Trump's trying to do has far greater ramifications than its effect on trade.
>>60108905I kneel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60108937i'm up by 1.48% so far.
>>60108923They're critically exposed to tariffs aren't they? Massive ramping of supply chain costs and on top of that, inevitable tarifs on the finished products.Maybe they'll HQ in Ireland or something.
>>60108789Some people are counting on republicans and big donors to tard wrangle trump. There's already been pushback by some senators but not enough.
BUDDY LOOK AT STOCK MARKET COMPUTER
>>60108710pretty sure they wanted this
>>60108789I guess some are hoping that he will call the tariffs off
>>60108875If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal
Beautiful
After the initial crash the great depression wasn't actually bad.
>>60108968If the chatbot says it it must be correct then.After all it studied on the past
>>60108977>no breakdown
but how does this affect you personally?
>>60108760Now -1.97%I sold all my individual stock holdings for international trackers so if this hits 3% we're officially and irrecoverably fucked.
I should have gone bull on a few stocks for the first minute before open, should have listened to my gutt
>>60108937TZA calls for friday and 7/6 only, 125k of that is cash. (up 10k now actually)>>60108968Personally I use a elf loli chat bot for my stock advice
>>60108968Why does it smirk?
>>60108789the line is unstoppable
i think the market's oddly used to it, the tariff announcements in february literally crashed the market. This seems kind of like a modest drop.my tech crypto ai related stocks are about 8-10% down. Cannabis is only 4%
>>60108891Do you promise? Can I get that in writing?Still, it's weird seeing them both going in the opposite direction.
>>60108947>he is not ready to invest into nuclear apocalypseNot gonna make it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41i-hSh4Rgs
***ATTENTION***i hereby inform you that i have purchased putsenjoy your megapump to the heavens
>>60108996We would’ve naturally recovered from the so called “Great” depression is FDR hadn’t cucked the county with his communist policies
>TSLA recoveringGay market, actually. Call me when there's circuit breakers. Wimpiest "crash" of my fucking life.
>>60109025You mean capitalist policies.Trade is anti communist.
>>60109001it's mostly just the TSLZ and VIXY I've got going-up, most of my other investments are going down, but not enough to off-set these two.
>>60109032If the algos crash it too fast the circuit breakers get pulled
>>60108984it wont change, this is bipartisan, because it is a necessity for the US elite to reindustrialize the US no matter how much harm it does to the US economy and living standards, because without they would sooner or later would be crushed by the Chinese in a war that require massive industrial capacity
>>60109032It's only been 25 mins, give it a chance for Elon to react.
Economists already putting pronouns in bio
>>60109032Tsla isn't tied to any kind of material reality. Investors still think Elon is Jesus and is gonna push humanity into a Star Trek future.
>>60108893You fucking faggots. I just went through four years of dogshit biden and you have the audacity to act like this shit is fucking gay when the rest of the fake and gay world can't cope with the bitching. I love this shit, tough to be you, useless trading faggot.
>>60109019Soda is soda. In Pepsi’s case a majority of it is manufactured domestically and wouldn’t be impacted significantly by tariffs. The precursors are also extremely cheap and generally made in country because they would cost more to ship than cheap labor and resources would justify importation. There’s probably an incentive to invest in domestically robust industries given current news but they will be impacted by the aluminum tariffs.
>>60108821think we might go below 20?
damn I'm getting fucking slaughtered in the market, looking forward to 12 consecutive years of democrat presidents after this retard gets impeached again
>>60109020qeq
>
this is what healing feels like bros
I’m gonna keep holding desu I think I have a solid shot of getting 5k out of this. Might just sell half my options today and hold the other half in case of an even larger decline over the next week.
>>60109079This fat retard needs to get deep state'd
>>60108998How could a sexbot coded to be this attractive ever be wrong?>>60109007based>>60109013She's "sassy". Bots are inherently designed to do whatever you say, so I've tried to make her confrontational and questioning of things I ask her. It doesn't really work, she's just kind of sassy, but her advice on interpersonal relationships is pretty on the ball.
>>60109090the useless retard who shot him missed
knew I should have sold yesterday when I was still breaking even on nvda. fucking orange ass retard
>>60108952gold down in everything for some reason, not just usd. -4% in CHF, -3.23% in eur, -1.18% in usd
>>60109047Actually pay attention to what politicians are saying, retard. Democrats are jumping on this to shit on trump and lolbert learning republicans like rand paul are already talking about how bad it is
>>60109087what options did you take?
To feel immortal, you have to get cancer and survive
I regret putting 5 bones into VTI at open, kek
>>60109071I think $21 is gonna be the floor maybe even slightly above that.
not as bad as I hopingI mean my OIL completely tanked, but still
how does a cashed up retard succeed in this market?
>.20 premium yesterday>2.20 premium todayI fucking hate being poor
>>60109096Wonder if people are literally switching to cash
>>60108710You don't need to convince every one of his supporters, he didn't win by Assad margins, the ~40% of american moderates are fickle and drift between elections.However a solid 30% of the voting public are Trump fanatics until the heat-death of the universe. You cannot ever hope to convince them, they'd drink the koolaid or slit their own throats if Trump asked them to. The only viable long term solution is either mass re-education (i.e lobotomizing them) or mass imprisonment (Or extermination preferably)ydk2x
The patient is healing
>>60109122
>>60109098that what they always do you low iq retard its a show, always watch what politicians do and not what they say, when Biden took power he did not take away trump tarifes he actually added on top of them
>>60109126This fucking guy
>>60109126I think that post made things tank even harder
>>60109100Just the DIA put. Did not feel like gambling on a retarded TSLA pump or any business that might recover by promising domestic shifts, so DIA it was.
>another fire salegonna slurp some cheapies in a few days
>>60109126The operation literally just started fuck this clown
>>60109126TSLA is healing. From -8% to -4%
>>60109122>However a solid 30% of the voting public are Trump fanatics until the heat-death of the universe. You cannot ever hope to convince them, they'd drink the koolaid or slit their own throats if Trump asked them to. The only viable long term solution is either mass re-education (i.e lobotomizing them) or mass imprisonment (Or extermination preferably)ydk2xthis is balanced out by the 30% Democratic fanatics that ""Vote blue no matter who" so really who cares, quit being so buttmad
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHYGHHHYYHGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60109136>trust the plan patriots are in controlBiden tariffs targeted china, not the entire fucking planet. People agree we need to move away from china, but not the entire world.
how low does the s&p have to drop before the retard gets scared and cancel the tariffs?
Miss me yet, Jack?
NVDAbros, I…
>>60108993MAKE AMERICA POOR AGAIN
>>60109159would vote blue no matter who ever got us something remotely similar to the orange retard though
he'll keep sinking your economy until he's impeached (again)
>>60109122>>60109159retards
all you trannies dont understand that the market is fake and gay. what matters is actually creating shit like I do at work drilling oil
>Tesla clinging on for dear lifeJust give up you shitty stock and CRASH.
>>60109162Fuck the world, Europe is so fucking gay. The only trade partner that matters is Japan, and they're investing in the US, they know what's up
>>60109126The patient has been lobotomized and given AIDS. MAGA!
>>60109167>cancel the tariffsAll will tank even harder. It's jokernomics when you can't predict a fucking tarrifs.
Shortchads ww@
>>60109174yeah? we almost got Harris who was just as retarded and we had a zombie puppet president that had all his bills signed with a robot pen, quit being so caught up in either side they are both bad
>>60109151Fire sale on what? SPY is still way above median p/e. We've been in a bubble and tariffs are just the needle, fire sale is when spy is at 11 or 12 p/e
Its Joever
>>60109167Uh, tanking the US economy and destroying the dollar is the plan. They literally told you this.
>>60109126MIGAMIGAMIGA
>>60109172NVDA lived and is healing. Just buy
>>60109178It didn't do shit last time, and it's definitely not gonna do shit this time even if it could get pushed through in a Republican congress
>>60109195lol
>>60109180I wasn't defending republicans, I was saying that Dems have fanatics as well, both sides suck
>>60109199I agree, everyone selling is pretty stupid that's why they're selling. But they're winning while the people who buy keep losing or however the snail is salted.
What’s the latest MAGA cope for Trump crashing the economy?
>>60109111look up US company's that either are in essential goods that people cant stop buying even if they lose buying power, or company's that have most of their supply chaine and manufacturing in the US and are not dependent on the US citizens purchasing power, there is also gold and maybe real estates, even if it might still lead you to being in the red but even then at least you probably wont lose as much as the rest
>>60109149well you are smarter than me at least. i ended up putting some money on TSLA so we will see how that goes. if i played my cards right i could have gotten a big payout in the first 5 minutes of market open but alas. good luck to you
am i missing something? i haven't seen a serious answer to these tariffs so far
lmao
>>60109225Well anon I wouldn’t worry I think TSLA is gonna get wiped to a degree too.
uhh guys?
https://x.com/atrupar/status/1907797285297099089
>>60108789I remember the last crash 5 years ago during covid, that every piece of media has been using as a measurement for wealth growth ever since. I am not going to miss it this time!
>>60109159>Vote blue no matter whoThis is obviously doesn't exist. No one on the dem side has a Trump tier cult. Even Obama at his peak wasn't this crazy. People stay home all the time. For example no one really liked Kamala that much. She was forced onto everyone.
Thread theme for Bulls. Sorry lads.https://youtu.be/EoStYNsXcBk?si=WeUTZliyfHVY_ZZz
>>60109261at least wait until reciprocals hit lmao+10% on your earnings 5 years from now ain't worth bankrupting yourself now
>>60109261>>60109281I think anon was just being sarcastic, or maybe he's just retarded.
>>60109259Very bangdad Bobesque.
>>60109281The fallacy of “stocks only go up” is that people purchasing at peaks could hold for a decade before breaking even, not even factoring in inflation.
so, hypothetically.would it be a bad idea to buy some more sp500 stocks on the assumption that i have quite a bit of cash saved, so no urgent need of money for at least 2-3 years for sure?
>>60109266>This is obviously doesn't existnta, some of the blueanon people are just as crazy as the qtards t bhbit of a cottage industry that shitit's a like a anti-personality cult
>>60109296Same with how everyone force laughs at trumps shitty jokes
Can't wait for Trump 3.0
>>60109266this is just not true. I grew up in the suburbs and nearly everyone I know who was raised Republican, without exception, turned Democrat and became huge Biden zealots. I’m not b8ing
Gonna see a brief spike in DIA from buybacks from earlier in March when it was at 407 but then we go down down down
>>60109126TESLER
>>60109305There are like 5 “trump stores” in my town where you can go buy pictures ofhim and daddy’s home t-shirts. There’s no comparison
>>60109221They're at the "The stock market is not the economy!" stage of coping atm
BUY THE DIP
>>60109221we want to work in sweatshops
Vietnam lol. 45% tariffs are going to bring them back to the stone age. Literally 25% of their entire economy is just exporting shit to the USA.
>>60109274How old is she?
>>60109305that what you get from denouncing Godhumans need to believe in a cause higher than themselves
>>60109350By now definitely well into her 40s
>>60108790We don't clap when the plane lands in EU
>>60109328lmao, fair. the scales are very, very different.i wonder if america was like this during the reagan years
>>60109349They use USD as a currency in Vietnam.100% they are going to pivot harder to China now.
obligatory
>>60109302no one can decide when the catch the falling knife but you anon
>>60109308this retard's the absolute worst in that senseyou can tell that almost everyone in his cabinet got in just because they were the biggest brown-nosers around
>>60109321Why would DIA go down with tariffs that are going to kill their competition?
I sold everything and will buy back in at a discount later.
We're closing green today mark my words.>>60108947Are you comparing tariffs to nuclear war?
Y'all know none of the Kr/Jp/CN haven't announced their retaliatory response to yesterday's tariffs yet. This is only going to get much much worse.
>>60109328no there aren't
>>60109382Tariffs on precursors mean pain across the board.
>>60109389Show calls then
>>60109390My guess? Ignore the USA and then literally enable more trade between themselves.
>>60109302Rule of thumb is to wait 3 days after a big crash before buying.
which smallcaps are we sizzurping?
>>60109390The EU hasnt either.
>>60108710He won by some of the slimmest margins in recent history. At this rate, gop gets btfo in the house and trump gets impeached again in 2 years.
>>60109368Kind of feel bad for them. They're not an actual great power trade competitor. They just export cheap shit. Are Americans going to be sewing buttons on polo shirts for a dollar an hour? Literally tariffs on everyone and everything makes no sense whatsoever.
>>60109389If there was a toxicity level for copium you've reached it
>>60109401Long term China is either prepped to either help create a multipolar world or become the new solidified hegemon.This will probably be better for the world at large but not for the US.
This sucks because there is an equal chance that orange retard immediately goes back on his word and the market will soar, or he's actually serious and the market will fall out the bottom. No way to reasonably predict this shit.
https://twitter.com/brewmarkets/status/1907501501901131821?s=19Kek stockmarket got literally IPO rugpulled
Jesus fucking christ I have no stocks atm but this is so fucking stupid
For every faggot that has been malding about tariffs, answer the question>what is a womanposts that ignore the topic will be considered concessions
>>60109428I don’t expect a soar even if he reneges. That would just demonstrate that trade policy is completely unpredictable.
>>60109410>EU
VOO has dropped below 500
>>60109407They’re all gonna be small caps soon.
>>60109367Reagan era was more nationalism and anti-communism than personality cult.there definitely are parallels though
>>60109440Someone you'll never have unpaid, consensual sex with.
>>60109410EU's announcements will probably be mid-april at best, don't expect anything in the next few days. But I think China will give us some entertainment in the meantime.
>>60109413Yes. According to the MIGAtards that comes here from /pol/, they want those jobs back.
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>>60109440a female human being with XX chromosomesdoesn't change the fact that Trump's the chief of all niggers
>>60108926im smart and I voted for trump
Drumpf's final act of economic genius will be to fully politicize the FED by firing j pow and appointing a crony who will cut interest rates to 0% and give us the full zimbabwe experience.This is really just the begiinning. Buying now is foolish.
>>60109162i am not a patriotard useful idiot you low iq dumb ass, i am anti the American regime as hole and a radical, also no bidden didn't only put tarifs on china alone, have you ever heard of his inflation reduction act which specifically targeted the EU, and the republicucks are the heals of the American regime, they are always brought to power when something is necessary for the American elite but impopulaire among the masses>>60109389no that was a hyperbole to get the point across, ie the stock market is not magic, if something happens that will harm the US and the world economy a lot, stocks should go down to represent that reality
>>60109483Jpow isnt leaving until 2026
>>60108789Retail traders are retarded
>intc????????????????????
>>60109492By then we are fucked anyway
>>60109483The FED is already fucking politized against Republicans you fucking idiot
5%
Yawn can we get this pity pump over with and keep shitting the bed already
>>60109518>>60109492they. dont. know. xD
if you are super rich and can buy all of the shiny treats like cars and video games and warhammer figurines from other countries, but those other countries are poorer and can't buy as much of your stuff, doesn't that mean you've got a deficit?Is the plan to make the average american broke so they can't buy foreign things anymore to fix the deficit?
>>60109302Brother, Trump hasn't even been in office for three months. This is just the beginning. The world economic is shifting as we speak. It'll take the rest of this decade to even begin contemplating a recovery.
SELLLLLLLLL SELL REDDIT SELLLLL
just park your monies in gme, it's that simple
>>60109504https://www.techpowerup.com/334993/intels-18a-node-process-has-entered-risk-production-foundrys-output-scaling-up18A node (competitive with tsmc) is on track for release. tariffs on south korea and Taiwan are sort of bullish for intel also.
The collapse of the US economy is just part of the plan to annex Canada and Greenland. Trump will blame this "trade war" on Europe and sell his followers on invasions of both Canada and Greenland.
>>60109528You cant fire the chair of the fed
It's all over because US is not a dictatorship. Country like China can have one leader for over 10 years, growing industries, reshaping economy, investing into future. Orange retard will be out in 4 years, and all the tariff bullshit gonna be repealed. This is why NOONE will invest into US industry, they would just cut the losses for now and wait until the next president. Simple as.
Slurp candidates:METAAMZNGOOGLNETAm I a financial genius yet?
should have bought GameStop you baggies.
My mom is losing money, she works very hard so this makes me sad
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>>60109577Did she just buy in the last 4 months???
>>60109562Trump doesn't care about laws. maga
>>60109604>>60109604>>60109604new bread
>>60109546>LITERALLY CHARGED TRADE DEFICIT >Wants to avoid a clashYou know rational actors something something
>>60109538Ah yes, but Biden's fake and gay grind upward was totally legit and warranted by that dementia rattled fuck and was immediately reconciled before trump went into office. You fucking bitch. You dumb faggot. What a fucking pussy.
feet wonnered
>>60109562You can certainly die in a car accident
>>60108586>No circuit breakersThis market is so dedicated to being boring and gay
>>60108777checked
>>60109247im not too worried, i put my bet 2 days ago and got some good money overall. brain is just being greedy thinking i could have done better
>>60109185You don’t create shit. All you do is dig up muddy water like some stupid kid.
hoolllyyy fuckeroo it is not stopping
>>60109003-2.4%
>>60108586I mean, what do you even say about this?
>>60109059>she thinks current events won't effect themGet a load of Trump dick gargling neanderthal.
>>60109616God damn you're an angry uniformed little bitch. Sort your life out. Educate yourself ffs.
