Portfolio liberated edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previously on /smg/ :>>60108586
>>60109578I want the liberation to end
stop panicking retards we're fine
I don't have any money left to buy the dip
Anon. Did your mom just happen to buy in the last 4 months????
Is pardoning the ceo of nikola motors bullish or bearish ?
fellas is it gay to have an anime girl step on your dick
>>60109578>someone is buying the dipGood news the market will rebound trust the plan
Stock market tanking makes Trump look bad. Trump pressure the feds to cut interest. We stagflation now.
>>60109623Basically guaranteed that crime is legal as long as you pardon trumpLowers investor confidence long-term in the USBearish
>>60109623Bearish. Fraud is legal now.
Sigma market general, give it to me straight: are we cooked?
>>60109629No, but it's clear that the OP pic clearly shows 3 men.
>>60109605There's one way, you know. You boast about having weapons. Fucking use them. And maybe even acquire boobas in the process
Only libtard faggots would be mad at Trump for this.
It feels like we just restarted the covid pandemic all over again
>>60109623Bullish Anon >>60109635>he doesn't think he will print more money like he did during covid
>>60109648Very
>>60109629no, it's the future.
>>60109657>Print more money>While implementing tariffsYeah Stagflation
>>60109621No, but I remember a screenshot from the Boggleheads subreddit where some retard shilled VOO to his elderly disabled relative. Parked the entire cash savings in there. She's probably down like 30% by now.
>>60109578Topaz feet!!
>>60109655So true, having money is woke
Uhhh mumubros? I thought we hit bottom already..
>buy more than you sell at your own business>everyone calls you stupid and how you will default soon>country buys more than they sell>this is actually a good thing according to "economist"
>>60109687I paused all investment. This is a red year. Reinvest when this dumb trade war has stabilized.
>>60109687Commiefornia wins again
>>60109623It's bad for the economy, it makes very apparent that fraud is legal. Usually presidents wait til the last couple of months of their presidency to pardon criminals or other politicians. But Trump has only been in office for three months.
>>60109635There is a reason why your executive branch is disconnected from your central bank, anon. Or do you think your president can pull the lever at will?
>>60109687next week is where shit really hits the fan because countries will start their retaliatory efforts that they held off on until the announcement yesterdaythe worst is yet to come when Carney and Sheinbaum chime in
>>60109709He tried pressuring JPow. JPow told him to fuck off. He appoints the next head of the feds.
Feels like the entire internet got a foot fetish overnight.
welp +12% today on leveraged shortsI closed everything time to get my beauty sleep
>>60109721THE FED. Retard.
Can DIA drop below 407 already
>>60109689>DA GOBERMENT IS JUST LIKE A COMPANY
SLURP BROS IT JUST KEEPS GOING DOWN IM RUNNING OUT OF STRAW
>>60109725+27% for meI know I should close but it's tempting to just set a trailing stop and let it ride.
Elon touched the moneyAnd the money went bad
BREAKING: BERNIE MADOFF POSTHUMOUSLY PARDONEDBULLISH?
>>60109716And if Trump retaliates AND escalates in response? There won't be any shit or fans left. Tick tock, the world is watching.
>>60109662what a nightmare haha
>>60109655or stock market nerds
>>60109770rape NOW
Oh no no no the bears are laughing at us again.
>>60109762DEFINITELY FOR A JEW CRIME IS LEGAL FOR YOU
I haven't checked my portfolio in 4 weeks. I will refrain from looking at it again for another year, I think. Any other reality deniers?
Reminder that we have the jobs report tomorrow, too
>>60109578>trump is playing footsie with total global economic meltdowndoes trump also like feet?
MY 401K IS ON FIRE!!! I WILL NEVER RETIRE THANKS TO TRUMP!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60109725>>60109749call me crazy, but i'm gonna hold. Shit is going to get way worse before it gets better.
>>60109799if you never look at how much money you have, you basically have infinite money
>>60109805You get what you voted for ;)
americans are waking up
I'm up 15% on VIX x2, time to sell or will this shit keep getting crazier during the day?
>>60109762>>60109787
>NASDAQ composite down more than $1kYou may now scream.
we're gonna hit a fucking breaker by noon
>>60109840
>>60109807Shit will absolutely get worse if he goes through with this. The problem is that1) The plunge protection team is going to show up at some point and pump things2) He might change his mind over the weekendI think it's unlikely he'll back down, but there's always a chance because of how self-destructive these tariffs are.
>>60109840this is bullish
I voted for trump and live in a swing state. My portfolio is heemed
>cursed partialism OPI channel my shiny rocks and cast: Circuit Breaker
ok someone wanted the big one this is the big one
>Literally dreamed about my investment being halved because I decided to short today>Reality is that I went up around 10-15% insteadOptions really isn't for me. The stress is ridiculous.
Anons and euros are seething but this is exactly what I hoped for. Great stuff.
>>60109884TSLA bear anon report in how you doin
>>60109872https://youtu.be/G8QokeCM21cHow did you know this was one of my favorite Royksopp song
>>60109884Would Soapy give me good investment advice?
>It keeps dipping
>slupring noware you people retarded, give it until summer
call me crazy but i think a 60 dte TQQQ call could print big bucks this month
>>60109900pretty sure there are multiple of us here, unless someone said they yoloed everything they owned into it?
MY GACHA MONEY & RETIREMENT FUND AHHHHHHHHHH STOP FALLING
>>60109933There was one last thread that told me he was worried about the spike but holding
>>60109702Where is the silicon valley located?
This is just getting started. How long till Taiwan is invaded ?
the frog rises
Ich habe kapituliert.
>>60109956china invading taiwan is bullish
>>60109962Nous sommes en guerreOUI
>>60109922would you trust a smartphone app with investment advice?
>T up 2.5%
>>60109964The worst is yet to come and you fall here
It won't stop going down. I'm actually not able to process rationally with the anxiety.
>SOXL
>>60109900TSLZ is crabbing at $4 so it’s still in slurp zone. TSLA will likely dump to at least $250 again this week
>>60109956Invasion is never going to happen. China will just eventually welcome them back into the fold and let them play capitalist like Hong Kong once US aid is gone.
>>60109770Tell me about her. Why does she wear the backpack?
>>60109934market crashed and now i can no longer afford anime waifus. it's so joever.
>>60109951im pretty sure everyone that went bear is doing fine right about now. godspeed to all of you
How the FUCK does he do it, especially with AAPL at -8%I KNEEL
>>60109855These tariffs is probably the stupidest thing hes done as President. I dont know what he was expecting doing this on a weakening economy. I love all the copium around how he did to "lower the 10 year yield" or stupid shit like that, there's no way he thought that far ahead
>>60109962BASED JVPITER
>>60109893My european stocks are the only ones that are green
...you guys were still in? Why?
bought 2 WMT puts despite working there. why is it back up to $89 despite these chinese tariffs.
>>60109956The entire point of Taiwan is their plants. Invasion of Taiwan would probably be great depression 2.0
>got out months ago before the first drophow the fuck did he know?
>>60110003The secret to outperforming the market is to not lose money
>>60110018i will never stop trusting the plan
>>60110007The best part? It is not even year 1.
>>60110007Why would he care what tariffs do to the stock market?
>>60109962IVPITER…
>>60109962Based JVPITERAlas, Germancucks will spread their tight anus so it can be gaped, they just love it.
Implying TSMC isn't wired to blow with an obscene amount of Semtex at the slightest sign of a Chinese invasion, sending my intel bags to the moon. Please, Chairman Xi, it is time
>>60109996OWARI DA (real)
>>60109893I hope EU gets destroyed by this.
GGUGUAUAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I actually had a lowball SPY $540 put, but sold it half an hour ago since it looked like the dump had stalled. Still made a minuscule profit, but damn.
>>60110031>everyone thought he was a senile boomer who couldn't keep up with the modern clown market>we were the clowns all along
IAMUPSET
>>60109855He won’t be changing his mind that quickly. It will be a while before that happens, not as far as the midterms but only after some damage is done. And that’s if he chooses to admit he was ever wrong.
Only 2% more until breaker lul
we must re-organise the economy for the forthcoming war for living space
>>60109962Are there any EU companies that are making significant investments in the US though?
>>60110069>SPY 552 put expired yesterday
>>60109962Based
>>60110069also sold an AMD put too early and a SPY $558 put at open. profit is profit, and I’m up +50% today, but goddamn if it doesn’t sting. Still in the process of recovering my TSLA put losses from earlier in the month.
>>60110091I doubt he gives a fuck, hes a billionaire. >Oh no poor wagies can't retire? Fuck them, they need to die for Israel anyways
I shorted tesla at the local bottom
>>60110003Imagine having a 300 billions dick ready to be unleashed right before a '29 tier crash
Europeans are getting off work now :O
>>60110099Do you hear the drums, anon?
>>60110099What products does America make? High fructose corn syrup thats banned in most countries?
>>60110099Lutnick is so fucking retarded holy shit.
>>60110062I hope the US gets destroyed by this and Canada joins the EU.
>>60110099how do tariffs make antibiotics or missiles when everyone is broke and jobless? lmao, come on fuck these clowns
Delta on my put went from -0.02 to -0.12 lol
Fuck me it looks like it's going to keep going
>>60109855Tax cuts will offset tariffs
other puts expiring today:SPY $534 SPY $500 I bought as a joke
>Red day>KO is greenI've noticed this pattern multiple times this year.
>>60110003He sold AAPL at the top, didn't you get the letter?
>>60109980I can't cope with it. These tariffs will almost certainly go through now, only reason it isn't drilling is cope that they won't.
>>60110138>Now the EU has a border with the USThat would be mental.
>>60110099Why they didn't simply give subsidies then?
Nasdaq EOD -10%
A lot of redditors here today. Cope and seethe faggots.
Being serious, how much % will fall. 5% 10% 20% ?
>>60110099what the fuck is he even talking about
OH MY FUXKING GODDDDDD
>>60110099He's a fucking retard just like his boss
>>60110170>if you dont worship trump you're a redditori hope you get drafted to die for israel
>>60110176He thinks America should be allowed to send its e. coli ridden beef to the EU
>SOXL tanking to 12$ARE YOU ARLIGHT SOXLDIERS? AHAHAHA ARE YOU ALRIGHT??
>>60109749Alright I set my trailing stop. I'll make a very nice profit no matter what happens now. Feels good being right.
>>60110168Where is Luigi when we need him
>>60110007Why don't you just read the playbook they wrote and published that tells you what they are going to do, when, and why. Its on the internet, literally.
https://www.marketwatch.com/markets/us/refunds
>>60110174stock market -20%US dollar -20%-10% unlocked already, -10% more to go
>>60109855I don't think Trump is going to change his mind. He's going to have to be forced to stop.Honestly, activist judges are the only real chance to stop it before it happens. Trump is relying on a declaration of a state of emergency for the power to issue these tariffs -- but there is no state of emergency about the import of vanilla beans from Madagascar, or anything regarding the fucking penguins of Heard and McDonald island. A judge can issue an injunction against the state of emergency. It's something incredibly rare, judges are understandably shy at interfering with the executive branch's ability to declare emergencies... but if ever there was a time to call bullshit, it's now.Congress could pass a binding resolution ending the emergency, but it'd need to get through the House and the House is too cucked to do it. Maybe once the tariffs hit and the blood is in the streets there'll be enough republican house reps willing to jump ship to oust the speaker and vote on a resolution, but not until then.Unironically the best bet is an Obama appointee judge issuing an injunction over the blatant abuse of states of emergency. It's possible, but it's a longshot.
Buy the dip
Retarded pump out of nowhere
audibly laughed
>>60110153It's INFURIATING, I was going to buy more KO and PEP today. Apparently when you shake the market, the soda stocks fucking explode.
>catalogue is more frogs than wojaks>more green than pinkbigly bullish signal methinks, finna max out a second credit card
>>60110203Busy being made a martyr
>>60109855I think his character from step one of his political career has been to never publicly back down from anything and if his hand is ever forced, to do it as low key as possible. I don't think he can back down from this low key, it would be an admission that he was wrong. That it was a bad idea. That everything he was blowing his horn about for the past months was retarded. He's not doing that shit, he's going to keep saying "it will get better" and if it ever does get better whether or not it's a better place than we were before he will sound the horn again about how he was right. Shit he'll probably do that even if it doesn't get better.
>>60110195WHERE'S THE FUCKING BOTTOM AHHHHH
HOW DID THEY ALLOW HIM TO DO THIS WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO THIS
>>60110210Permanent or will recover in a few weeks ?
>>60110219Those jobs sure are coming home
it's healing
My stocks are worth fewer dollars than they were yesterday.
what should I short bros
I'm new to stocks and I'm coming from crypto. Why am I asked so many questions when signing up for my brokerage account? Why is cash and margin separated into two different accounts? Why do they need to know everything about me, my income, my net worth, where my money comes from, how I intend to spend my money, what stocks I will be eligible for? wtf is this totalitarian crap??!
>>60110191>former trumo voterYou stick out like a sore thumb. No one is fooled by it.
>>60110271>hallucinating posts to get mad ati've never voted for zog
>Tesla put hit my close stop lossAnd that's me out of the game for today. Actually made decent money so I'm all smiles.
>>60110231>he thought voting was useless>he thought voting doesn't change anything>he thought those shitty memes were realYou understand now? Because I guarantee you you actually don't understand it yet. You will soon.
SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL
>>60110268idk man i just use my bankthey did that automatically for me
>>60110166say thank you
>>60110268you can blame the jews for that, anon
>>60110271>trumo
>>60110280>responding to poltard tourists that don't even know what a tariff means
>>60110283BUT I VOTED FOR THE STUPID BITCH. I REMEMBERED HOW HIS LAST TERM WENT. I LIKED HER HOUSING POLICY, THOUGH.
>>60110282why the frick is tesla pumping
>>60110284I am shorting you retards
>>60110280You have to be schizophrenic to still support Trump, so its not surprising
>>60110235my best interpretation of Trump's plan is that the bottom will be in 6 months, then it starts pumping towards the midterms (end of 2026).
>>60110231>how did the royal crown allow the rothschilds to blow up the entire british economy???? why didnt they stop it???one day you'll start noticing patterns. and then you know what will happen? nothing. nothing ever happens
>>60110283The biggest problem being that knowing won't help.
yeah we're gonna do a V and end green again aren't we?
>>60110268Even crypto exchanges separate cash and leverage no?
>>60110284TRUST THE PLAN MIGAPEDESBUY TESLA CAR AND TESLA STOCK FOR BASED MUSK AND REDPILLED INDIANSINDIANS ARE BASICALLY WHITE
>>60110322He successfully made the market so schizophrenic it no longer sees indicators and acts according kek
>>60110099>we can't have a war where we can't get antibiotics and we have to call another country to make a missile or to make a planeYou can absolutely have other countries do that.A bunch of countries buy American weapons and happily use them kill people but maybe not anymore lol.
>>60110322lollmao
>>60110062They definitely won't in the short term but they might get fairly hammered long term. Currently the euros biggest problem is that they're trying to impale themselves on Russia like retards though.
> all the Americans will have jobs and be able to pump up their 401ks while stock values are cheap as chipsBased and fucking over globalists pilled.
Man, the people reading the history books in 50 years over that shit will laugh at the sheer retardation that was going on.
special shoutout to AMD puts
>>60110352LOLLMAO
>EU defense pumping againdamn, wish I stayed in>>60110283voting only matters if you live in like 5 specific states
>>60110007The cope is based around the idea that Trump is just listening to Bessent as he talks about it constantly, in fairness that isn't impossible. But even if we were to grant that premise would causing this havoc and pissing off the whole world with the intent just to lower the yield and then likely reverse course on the tariffs be worth it? Personally I doubt it. Even with the most charitable interpretation of their moves they seem unwise.>>60110099This is true but you can solve that with targeted tariffs rather than these pants on head retardo version of supposedly "reciprocal" tariffs. >>60110170A lot of poorfag tourists here today that care about left-right cheerleading instead of their own finances.>>60110212>now having to hope that these faggot judges do something useful for onceGrim.
>>60110322There are no Vs where we are going buddy only a big fat L
>>60110347Russians are subhumabs trying to rebuild the USSR while threatening us with nukes. Of course we will respond in kind.Leave it to cucked Americans who worship nigger thugs to defend subhumans ald promote unconditional surrender.
>>60110352What labor force?
I'm watching for Kramer to capitulate, then I know it's over. He's still optimistic ("buying opportunity") though so we're still fucked
>>60110062>>60110347EU bean counters can completely rape MAG7. Any EU counter will focus on services, which is the actual strength of the USA.
>its fookin bloody red mate
my boomer boss from the US has a Dell stock widget on his desktop, probably his life savings in it, also he 100% voted for this lmao
>>60110373have 5 contracts at 105 that's just printing money hindsight always reminds you to load up more
>>60110372I guarantee things will be only more retarded in 50 years
it's still not as bad as last aprilwhy are people so mad
I can't tell if anons are genuinely retarded and actually think>Stock market = US economyor if they're just messing around.
>>60110415Ciggs and soda pop doing well
Lmfao dip buyers
>>60110412Imagine EU raping Microsoft et al in response to this shitWe're going to have widespread Linux adoption across the Union. Year of the linux desktop, for real this time
Hey, 20 bucks from VICI.
>>60110416
>>60110412I hope all countries on the list coordinate to fuck the US over hard. Republicans will lose the next 10 elections after this bullshit and they only have themselves to blame.
>>60110424Chinese stocks are flat for 20 years so their economy must suck
>>60110421last april saw overall movement in the entire month less so than even just today
>>60110428What about my Microsoft certifications
>>60110390Okay. Have fun with that then. Hopefully that goes well for you.lol
>>60110424The stock market is a good proxy for the health of bigger companies.
NVIDIA had little tumble..
>>60110428Won't happen, let's be real. But the real nuclear weapon is EU filtering out Google Adsense and the Kikebook and whatever X equivalent at ISP level, like a wide Adblock. Now this will be podracing. Takes 2h at best to implement, with immediate effects.
>>60110452It will go well for me. You keep sucking brown dick, MIGAtard.
>>60110390You WILL live in a second Warsaw Pact.
buy the dip bros
>>60110412So it will finally happen? Trump will use the windows kill switch?
>>60110428Can confirm, I work for a public institution in Germany and I am a Linux sysadmin.We will be culling US software licenses and subscriptions for sure. Microsoft, Oracle, looking at everything rn.
>>60110478I will kill Russian subhumans and their ugly spawns. White niggers, all of them.
>>60110479wow that dip is nuts
>>60110384>A lot of poorfag tourists here today that care about left-right cheerleading instead of their own finances.This why won't the poorfags support pumping stocks that they don't have
>>60110489Based. Boomers will have to suck it up.
I will never forgive chuds for this bullshit. We owned the world and gave it away for nothing.
>>60110500>BROOOO JUST ZOOM OUT 20 YEARS
>>60110508>and gave it away for nothingNot true. The whole world got a good laugh out of this clownshow.
>>60110508You don't have to larp as a tranny to state the truth, you know that, right
>>6011051230* kek
>>60110489Based. So we can start cutting expenses right now?
>>60110508We owned the world by shipping all our jobs overseas?
>>60110508A tall guy sitting down doesn't make a manlet grow.America already did this once and the rest of the world still couldn't catch up.
>>60110508The dems aren't blameless here either. Their opponent was a literal drooling retard and they still lost because they couldn't stop focusing on absolute bullshit that not only does nobody care about but actively turns voters away from their cause.
>>60110494maybe try doing a test run with the not-white niggers your government keeps importing infinitely
>>60110537Americans are getting shorter because of spic, jeet and chink immigration tho
>>60110428While we would all love a move away from Windows (Did a fresh install of 11 the otherday and the amount of bullshit I had to turn off or uninstall is criminal) Linux will never compete until you can do something as basic as 'download file, double click it, it runs'Most boomers can barely navigate their own desktop, you think they'll ever be able to download drivers and launch programs from the terminal? no way,.
>>60110508The demonrats offered up such a comically shitty candidate that the majority would rather vote Trump's dumb ass back in
>>60110541It isn't bullshit to them. The deeply care about it. That is what they are.
>>60110551Not really, everyone is getting deported and their green cards revoked.My EU country has issued a travel warning that we could get deported if we go as tourists or researchers to america
>>60110547Remove both
>indices are rebounding? Someone explain?
>>60110571Legal migrants and their children make up 90% of brownoids in the US.
>>60110571If you break the rules you get deported. How is this news worthy?
>>60110570They're inhuman demons that don't fucking care about anything other than getting elected and staying in office. The only reason they "care" about anything is for that purpose and that purpose alone. But this time they were shitty fucking demons who couldn't read the room and lost in one of the most embarrassing defeats in US history.
>>60110571Seeing the US being colored on a map along the likes of Iran, North Korea and whatever African shithole on travel gov webpages will never not be funny
beautifulperfect
looking at indicators on SOXS....my urge to short is rising....
Well I guess that was it. I hope you all bought the generational SOXL bottom lmao.
>>60110569>>60110541>Its actually the democrats fault I voted for a retard!!!!Republicucks are allergic to accountability.
>>60110099I am praying to God that the GOP leadership decides to just cut their losses and euthanize the entire administration before it can do more damage.
>>60110508Dems are fucking retards no you didn’t need to put fucking trannies everywhereand be asocial assholes
>>60110508I'm not even sure what everyone was upset about. If you put in even a modest effort you could live a great life in this country, but...>Ohhh I saw a brown person>Ohh I saw a tranny>Ohh I can't get a girlfriendSo I guess everything had to be destroyed. Whatever.
>>60110610LMAO
>>60110565>you think they'll ever be able to download drivers and launch programs from the terminal?You can definitely set it up that way in 2025, most boomers never install shit in Windows either, they just need their spreadsheet, the word processor, an email client and the internet. That's it job requirements met for like 80% of jobs. Shit like ERP's is fairly OS agnostic so you can still have them access SAP and the like relatively painlessly
>>60110610WERRLE GETTING THAT OIL BABY HALELUJAH
>>60110604Break the rules like post on /biz/ that trump dumped the market and then show your phone to the immigration officer and then get deported >>60110600Ok
It's getting close to my trailing stop. Fucking faggot dip buyers man.
>>60110648You only get deported for blaspheming Israel, get with it
>>60110623I've never even met a tranny, you'd think they are everywhere
>>60110610This is not going to make Germany or Canada richer than america.They already tried this in 1930 and america still ended up richer.
>>60110639SAP to the moon confirmed.Just bought more.
>>60110605You are missing the point, it doesn't matter if they say it cynically or sincerely, the point is they have to say it because that's what their supporters demand and expect. >>60110621They did have to, trannies are the logical evolution of their ideology.
>>60110674The problem is nobody in Canada or Germany has the money necessary to compete
>TSLA actually going upwhat in goddamn?
>>60110669I never even think about trannies except when /pol/tards bring them up.
>>60110571>everyone is getting deported and their green cards revoked.I will have to go to the US for a month because of work in the summer. How likely is it am I going to be caught by ICE on the street and put in jail with niggers? I will have an H1B1 visa or something like that
>>60110170PITABOOBA
>>60110610Trump is going to seethe.
>>60110691same, starting to wish I sold my put half an hour ago
>wipe out pensions>wipe out social security>wipe out retirement funds>just so everyone will be forced to work at the local shartsla and shartmazon sweatshop until they're 90manufacturing is back baby haha...
>>60110696Unironically make sure you have a clean phone and laptop. They WILL peek inside.
>>60110703at least it look like it might start plummeting again. any second i swear
>>60110669Theyre less than 1% of the human population
>>60110729been staring at the chart for the past 20mins lol
>>60110742I'm shaking! Not the mighty Canadian economy
>>60110691I can only assume it's because of millions of retail investors who think it's a good buy because it's market share is going to grow.This ignores the fact that the EV market itself is going to shrink worse than grandpa's dick on a chilly december morn.
>>60110739same anon, same. been staring for an hour straight now
>>60110749B-but climate change?
>>60110742This is funny because its how you pretty much have to handle the dementia toddler, 1 to 1 him and then watch him shit his pants
>>60110504>Have no stocks>Come to /smg/Beyond that this is going to affect more things negatively than just stock price, this is going to greatly reduce their purchasing power and it's not going to bring enough jobs back or increase wages enough to offset that decrease, so it's bad for poorfags too. >>60110541Dems really willing to die on the tranny hill really is definitely a big part of this.
I just had to pay 40 large in taxes and now my portforlio is worth pennies
>>60110748And every other country on that list will follow suit.
>>60110613ANONYOU SAID IT WAS THE BOTTOM
>>60110742What do these retards think they are gonna accomplish? Canada will be a wasteland in 2 years
I am so glad I didn't listen to the goobers here saying we were "priced in" and this was gonna be a nothingburger.I did exactly what I said I'd do here. It saved me 10k.https://archived.moe/biz/thread/60057489#60058487
>>60110765I guess I was the bottom all along
>>60110623It's hard to understand when you only think in quarters.
>Jobs report is tomorrownearly forgot about thisLabor Dept already pre-released first-time benefit claims report which are lower than expected, job numbers might not be so bad for Feb
>>60110164Socialism and it's bad on the spending sheet
>>60110762The US dollar has lost 97% of its purchasing power since the creation of the Federal Reserve in 1913. Their "purchasing power" is already shit.
>>60110570>>60110617Fucking faggots
>>60110623I unironically blame virgin gamers, and the boomer parents who enabled them.
>>60110749think about the children anon. how are they going to live in a polluted world?
>line going back down again
WMT is somehow holding better than TSLA. recovered nearly all the premarket losses. what the fuck. surely puts on WMT are free money
Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything.He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay them. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US.More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population. Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poorThis is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return.This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.
>SOXL down 25%KEK baggies
>>60110794Those were different times.
>>60109777Holy shit, kek.
>>60110788And starting a trade war against the world isn't?
>>60110794>everyone was 97% richer in 1913/biz/ is so financially illiterate it's insane
How are Republicans good at the economy again
>>60110814TRUST THE PLANQ
>>60110808>its truehuh, they didnt lose that much but still. impressive
>>60110814
>>60110814shut the fuck up cultist faggot
>>60110832That's not a /biz/ poster, it's a /pol/ virgin obsessed with trannies.
>>60110834This hasn't been the case in a while now anon unless you ignore shit dems put in
>>60110834lmao
NOOOOOOOOO WE CANT HAVE A REASONABLE MARKET THAT MAKES SENSE WE NEED MORE BIDEN INFLATION ARTIFICIAL PUMPING ONLYFANS ECONOMY
>>60110814Or you made all this bullshit up on the fly so you never have to imply that you were wrong about anything
>>60110814can't tell if shitpost, or actual retardleaning to former considering this is just a copy-past of that /pol/ post, but with how retarded the average 4chan user these days is, anything is possible.
>>60110843I never even think about trannies until you post
>>60110748Yes, but Trump is a coward as well as a fucking idiot.
>>60110851I was making a lot of money under Biden. I am losing money because of Trump. It was also coherent under Biden and the idiot put a tariff on penguin island.
>>60110854>>60110859>replying to copypasta
>loomer's back in the wh and getting people firedoh we're completely off the rails huh
>>60110834Whats funny is the last time that republicans enacted insane tarriffs they lost control of Congress for 60 years
>>60110873>60 years of bluewill this save the markets?
>>60110851HE DID THE MEME
>>60110877the markets didn't recover until a world war
>>60110565You can now tell AI to do that for you.
>>60110828Trump thinks like a retarded NAFO on Twitter who thinks America can become a industrial superpower for all it's own needs overnight and that his Tariffs will make the US competitive
>>60110870>NOOOOOOO IM TOO LOW IQ TO REALIZE TRUMP WAS GOING TO START DEFLATION AND TURN AMERICA INTO A NATIONALIST EXPORTER
>>60110884We already fucking produce more oil than russia
RECYCLE>>60109604>>60109604>>60109604>>60109604
>>60110912It's from Canada you refine it and export it
>>60110911>start deflationinflation is up thoughin curious if jpow will still deem it transitory come the May fed meeting tho
>>60110571They aren't getting deported, if they were all getting deported I might actually consider it worth the retarded economic policy. If current deportation rates continue they won't even deport one million people over the course of his entire term.
>>60110932No you stupid faggot, america is the #1 producer of oil on the planet.
>>60110814>tariff every country in the world at a higher rate than they tariff us>expect them to buy our stuff over China'sReal big brained moves, huh?
>>60110500should of went all in when i was 9 years. lesson learned>>60110512>>60110524kek, this
>>60110814>This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.Our eggs come from Turkey.
>>60109621i bought in with a bank loan.
>>60111390You levered up when things were ripping????
>>60109763What if a bomb fell on your head right now?
>>60109884This is not even close to over, anon
>>60110639Zoomers never install shit in Windows either, they just need the internet and an app store. They are worse than boomers. Boomers generally have a little more computer sense than zoomers sadly.
>>60110929no
