Disregard market kiss your homie edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previously on /smg/ :>>60108586
Liberal faggot tears general
Sell the bottom general
>>60109638>trump retards still going down with the shipIts okay to admit you trusted a retard with the global economy.
You thinking what i am thinking?
>>60109719what you think bruv? I'm hearing
>>60109677>my OTM calls = the economy Kek, jej even
>>60109766I think i am going to...
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Oh yes...very good!....very well cooked and seasoned my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of tofu I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the slurp my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of scallion my dear....ah yes....let me guess...spring onion?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for slurp.....ssssluuuuurrrp.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well miso......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....miso and bean sprout I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....SLUUUUUURRRRRP
Moshi moshi, Gekko desu
>>60109604The market is still up over 2 whole percent over the past year. Those are good gains, I don't know why bulls got so greedy and couldn't be happy with that. That's 0.2% growth per month. Better than you'd get just letting your money sit around in your pocket.
JEROME????
Oh I was not expecting that...that little chili my dear....you caught me off guard...yes...so well balanced it was though...hmmmm...let me taste this little one...just one small slurp.....slurp...ah....ssssslurrrrrp...and yet...so spicy...yes...the taste....slurp slurp...hmmm....is that....slurp....hmmm....I can almost taste it my dear.....yes....just...slurp....a little more tasting if you please.....sluuuuuuuurp...ah yes I have it now....yes quite....hhhhmmmm...delectable my dear.....quite exquisite yes.....I dare say...slurp....the most delicious one yet my dear....sssssslurrrrrpp....yes....
>>60109901Might actually slurp this dip
>>60109918What should I buy desu
thank you trump for setting my woke savings on fire
>>60109953Invest in gay companies, win gay rewards
This is just day 1 of the total collapse
well soon everyone is going to be working at an american sweatshop factory until they're 90 now that he's wiping out everyone's retirement fund
>>60109821>>60109845Were you a stinky poop orangutan poster before?
>>60110001no pensions either this time around can't make that mistake again, businesses need to make money
>>60109999CheckedThis is only the beginning stages of the great golden bear trump dump of 2025-2028
get the wata biztardsit going downayy de motherfugging bootlet tariffs manshiet
Why do you think the chances are that trump puts all the tarrifs on hold for six months or so, and this was just a warning?Yeah I'm coping right now
>>60110072>2028oh no no no no
Line goes up I buyLine goes down I buyWho cares
why dont companies just not do tariffs and pay what they have been paying between each other, there's nothing drumpf can do about it no one has to listen to anything he says, just ignore him
>>60110225>The intelligence of the average /biz/ player
>>60110240why wouldn't it work dummy. literally no one but drumpf and his cronies think this is a good idea
>>60110225>why dont companies just not do tariffs and pay what they have been paying between each other, there's nothing drumpf can do about it no one has to listen to anything he says, just ignore him
>boomers about to get wiped outAnd nothing of value was lost
>>60110258I imagine the government straight up wouldn't let you take the shit you bought off the boat without paying the tariffs
It's likely to continue to drop so if you have money I would wait for Friday
>companies already announcing layoffsThey're gonna string Trump up like Mussolini
this is unironically based as fuckorange nigger finally did something
AND WALLAJUST LIKE THATWE ARE FINANCIALLY RUINED
The tariffs on china will never be reversed even by the democrats.
>>60110365It was 18 year old "young geniuses" working at DOGE being protected by US marshals who came up with these tariff rates.I bet Elon musk makes them sit in his lap.
It's incredible that this was all self-imposed. I can wrap my head around almost any drop, but this is a first. It's like someone deliberately afflicting themselves with cancer.
>>60110375The lines going back up lad
>>60110439blumpf is retarded.>thinks other countries will pay for the tariffs>consumers won't be seeing inflated prices>also tariffs canada for exporting fentanyl????>because it'll raise the price of it for the consumer
>>60110422i think it was trumpif you hear the way trump talked before it literally sounds like he thinks trade deficits are subsidies & are a part of our debt
>>60110439Trump is a true believer in Juche he intends to revive America into a closed market
>>60110422It's Trump lol it makes sense how he says Canada steals from America Trump hates negative trade he thinks everyone should buy from America like they did right after ww2 because America has industry its just unfairly beaten ignore>capacity >workforce >energy/resource costs America is being scammed by its "partners"
>>60110473line always go upeventually but how long will eventually be?
>>60110481The only chance in hell that this has of working is if he actually ends the republic, which would be kind of based but he doesn't have the balls. Without doing that they'll just be rescinded after the next election cycle and companies will hold off on that expectation as it would take years to shift anyways and then it'd just end up being wasted capital.
>>60110535Probably two weeks
i hate that this is becoming more likely the more time passes
Bought LEAP calls on SOXL and plan to hold onto it until glorious $70. Figured this would be a good time to do it since calls are dirt ass cheap right now. I expect to hear an accolade of praises and thank yous in 2027. That is all.
>>60110599fuck off sharron
>>60110645:o
Bull bros we are so back
>>60110711Back in the wage cage, yeah.
>>60110477>>60110516My money is on Trump being convinced by Elon to do what an AI tells him to do since it's so much smarter than people.
>>60109873>The market is still up over 2 whole percent over the past year. Those are good gainsThat's less than inflation, you stupid nigger.That means you're losing money on stocks YoY
>>60110535this is the one rule that filters midwit panic sellers, the line always goes back up.great time to be a buyer desu, amazon/apple at record lows.
NOOOOOOOOO WE CANT HAVE A REASONABLE MARKET THAT MAKES SENSE WE NEED MORE BIDEN INFLATION ARTIFICIAL PUMPING ONLYFANS ECONOMY
>>60110899Possible but Trump hates>VATSo it's possible he's just retarded
>>60110945I unironically agree, but I think we are going lower this week. Still, just DCA all the way down and you'll be golden.
>it's another v-shaped recovery episode
>>60109873unless the marker rises 30% YOY the president should be automatically impeached and shot
>>60110950Uhm... yes?
>5 Months agoWISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIMETO THE GOOD OLD DAAAYYYSS
fuckin TSLA rising again. this elonshit is so fake and gay
>>60110945We just need to cool off for the next rally.
>>60110952yep holding off a little bit before i buy some more amazon.See where end of day lands.
U.S. March job cuts jump to highest level since May 2020 — Challenger Data
THE LIBTARDS WANT TO CONVINCE YOU THAT THIS IS A BAD THING BUT IT'S A GOOD THING TRUST THE PLAN PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL #QANON #WWG1WGA
>>60110345I hope they get Elon too desu
>>60110963Miss him yet?
>the economy crashes >zoomies join the military>now MIGA can invade Iran on behalf of Bibiscreen this you will see in a few months
>>60110981where are you seeing this?jobs report doesnt come out until tomorrow
>>60110899He's not the first politician caught using AI to make decisions and I imagine they're all doing it now even though LLMs are at super-high school level.We live in an incredibly gay dystopian future.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPuU8Pq9D3Q
WHEN MARKET TIME CAME THE BEAR CAME ON /BIZ/ SAYIN'"BULLS, IT'S TOO ROUGH TO SAVE YA"AT 5 P.M., NVDA CAVED IN, AND HE SAID"BULLS, IT'S BEEN GOOD TO KNOW YA"THE SOXLer WIRED IN HE HAD RED COMIN' INAND THE LARGE CAPS AND BULLS WERE IN PERILAND LATER THAT NIGHT WHEN THE GREEN WENT OUTTA SIGHTCAME THE SUICIDE OF MANY TRADERS
>>60110984every time these other countries have tried to bluff trump with retaliatory shit they back out at the last second like pussies.same thing will happen, they will bitch and moan and then pay the tariffs like good little cucks.
I will never financially recover from this.
>>60111000https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/us-announced-job-cuts-surge-march-doge-hit-recruitment-firm-challenger-says-2025-04-03/
>>60110985Lmao take your delusional political fan fiction back to le ebic upbote website xDDD
>breadlines or the frontlinesthis shit is so ass
LET IT ALL FUCKING BURN. DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP
>>60111005...that were short
>>60111006>they will pay the tariffslmao
Whirlpool to eliminate 651 manufacturing jobs in Amana, Iowa — Des Moines Register
dip of the century but I have no cash to buy
>Liberation day is coming>nothing happensSo what are we supposed to do now?
>/biz/ freaking out talking about assassinations and doom>/bant/ fully comfy talking about slurping and ecstatic about buying opportunities And leftiods wonder why they are always broke
plan trusters ww@?
>>60111000https://www.entrepreneur.com/business-news/layoffs-surged-60-in-march-due-to-doge-federal-job-cuts/489515https://www.forbes.com/sites/mollybohannon/2025/04/03/job-cuts-soared-60-in-march-to-highest-since-spring-2020-almost-all-because-of-doge/https://www.fa-mag.com/news/doge-related-plans-to-cut-jobs-top-280-000-in-challenger-report-81966.html
>>60111021it's hilarious how they out themselves in a single sentence
>>60111006BASED FELLOW PATRIOT BTFOING THE LEFTIST COMMUNISTSTHEY WILL PAY THE TARIFFS TO US AND TRUMP WILL MAKE US RICHEVERYONE IGNORE THE SHAREBLUE ASTROTURFERS THEY JUST WANT TO STEAL YOUR TARIFF MONEY
>>60110945>line has always gone back up>line will always go back up in the futureAssumes we remain the dominant superpower, which historically has been a safe bet. But these are historic levels of retardation so who knows at this point.
>>60110001That's one way to reindustrialize - make US manufacturing competitive by bringing everyone's wealth and expected wages down to Vietnam's levels.
you fucking demon rats not trusting the plan youre the reason the economy is tanking youre going to get shot you faggots
>>60110637I don't think it'll ever hit 60+ again, but I see 30-40 at some point.
>tfw sold my TSLA put before it got goodwell at least anons are enjoying the show here
>>60111011Ah I see, so itms an outplacement firm's reporting. Seems like it's uniquely emphasizing the fed worker cuts and brings up how a large number of those cuts are still being challenged by unions, I wonder how much it offsets with the greater job economy at large.Guess we'll find out tomorrow. Thank you for the read.
>>60111029GEORGE SOROS PAID THEM TO CUT JOBS, TRUMP WILL BRING THEM BACK. DO NOT FALL FOR IT FELLOW PATRIOTS
>>60111021> hurr durr actually the products will just be more expensiveyes in the short term, trumps entire plan here is to shift as much manufacturing back to the US.If you are panic selling right now you are actually a midwit and deserve to lose money.
>>60111013i go to SEA
I didn't vote for him lol
>>60110473Read that last weekAnd the week beforeAnd the one beforeAnd...
MAGA NPCs sure are touchy today! They are waiting on the new script update, and their programmers are too busy to upload one, so it's just impotent virgin rage
>>60111071I did for you
So brainiacs, how fucked is the US? Give it to me straight, no bullshit and no sugarcoating.
>flood of 1 post by this ID postersVery organic brokie leddit bros why are you all upset? you don't have funds to play with stocks anyway
>>6011109510%?I dunno europe hasnt done anything
>>60111081jews lost faggot
>all the stocks that I knew were overvalued as fuck and I was living off the fake pumps have finally crashed>made over 6k but kept holding, thought I could get away with it >now entire portfolio is at -3k
DETROIT — Stellantis to temporarily lay off 900 workers at five U.S. facilities following Trump tariffs.
>>60111047>>60111049The same people telling you to sell now and trump has fucked the economy, also told you the vaccine is safe and effective and that kamala was the best option.Screencap this for when the market rises again and all you doomers lost money
>>60111081nah, it's already:>a bit of recession is good, it's a healthy natural cycle
>>60109999Checked and I hope so-pilled
>>60111006So far they've not done anything because they know that a retaliatory spiral will trigger a second Great Depression. But I've been hearing word that Canada's strategy of mitigating tariffs by removing barriers elsewhere has gone global with the CAN-UK-EU-JN-AU-ZN on board already. Korea-Japan-China have already made a similar agreement.We're about to see a global trading bloc start to emerge that excludes the US that is trying to turn itself into North Korea.
>>60111095we haven't recieved any clear plans about how the rest of the world is going to react to these tariffs, so its hard to say right now.
>>60111095The economy is shot in the head.
Friendly reminder Tesla is not a car company. It's a robotics powerhouse that will eradicate all other companies.Elon will lead us to the moon.
>>60111095AMERICA WILL BECOME THE RICHEST COUNTRY IN EXISTENCE AFTER EVERYONE GETS PAID $60 AN HOUR TO WORK AT A FACTORY. THIS IS BASIC ECONOMICS YOU FUCKING SHILL>>60111109ATTENTION FELLOW PATRIOTS: THIS IS A SHILL TRYING TO DIVIDE THE RIGHT. ISRAEL IS OUR GREATEST ALLY AND ANTI-SEMITISM IS NOT PATRIOTIC.
>>60111102no refunds migatard
>>60111114time to double down and wait for the rebound
GOLDEN BEAROLDENBEAR
JEWS FUCKING LOST
>>60111102frankly going off last thread the 1 pibs seemed bipartisanthese threads are going 5x faster than usual after all, just a new proxy battleground, will have to wait it out is all
dip slurpers win again
>>60111095The world is determining how to rape the US first
>>60111137>dumb nigger poster only buys when shit is at ATHAnd you wonder why your broke?
>>60111135US already is the wealthiest country in the world.
I would never drive any other car.Plus it's made in the U S A.Elon ist the BEST.
>>60109604Tetomiku save me the market is going up again
>Liberation dayWow, I truly felt liberated from my money. I now realized I'll own nothing and it's GREAT. How could I have been this blind before.
>>60109999bottom signal
>>60111109
>>60111062actually TSLA is pumping rn and I regret not selling my put earlier today
>>60111095mainstream news is saying trump and the US is finished, so you should probably do the opposite of what they say.Buy the dip when things have settled ( we find out what the response is from other countries)
>>60111095Sitting pretty anon. Euros are mad again but that's about it. They're always mad.
>>60111173i will drive the chinkmobilechinese century
>>60111117My private discord is full of people who have high six to eight figure wealth, all of use were against the jab, and all of us hate this shit. Just because leftists are against everything Trump ever does in a reactionary manner does not mean that Trump can do no wrong.
Senators Grassley (R-IA) and Cantwell (D-WA) introduce legislation to require congressional approval for all new tariffs — Statement
>>60111206sure sis
Everything still looks expensive though.
>>60111206Fuck your faggot discord. You guys are retarded then. Wait until the dust settles and slurp up cheapies you fucking dunce.
Canada's Carney:Canada will impose 25% tariff on some US auto imports.
we slurping SOXL here?
>>60111206plenty of rich retards, if you are panic selling right now you are retarded.
>>60111191I DONT LISTEN TO MAINSTREAM NEWS, I GET MY INFO FROM FOX NEWS. THE LIBTARDS ARE BRAINWASHED
I have been liberated of around 9% of my life savings the last two weeks
>>60111196filtered
>>60111226I'm riding a short and have been for weeks.
>>60111224> he thinks SOXL is not gonna dump to $5ngmi
looks like the spy might recover out of 3%there is just so much buying pressure at 540 that it'll take a really bad report to break past it I think, it might be the local bottom for the week
>>60111236come back in a year
>>60111223didnt trump say he is just going to match whatever other countries raise their tariffs by? this is just an extra 25% debuff for canada KEK.
>>60111240resistance is $8. Seems like a solid time to start building a position.
>>60111230foxnews is mainstream news aswell. As soon as trump was out of office the first time Fox was slagging him off lol.when i said dont trust mainstream news i meant ALL of them.
>>60111207THE CRACKS ARE FORMING HAHAHAHAHAHATOTAL GOP CONTROL DEATH
>>60111185i sold too soon because i was afraid of a rebound
>>60111123
>Invest in US stocks (Real)>Up 8% after the tariff announcementIt's just that easy
>>60111234Trump watched Fight Club once and was inspired to liberate everyone from the chains of their material possessions
People buying KO for safety are going to get fucked when Kennedy comes in with the steel chair.
Why are we pumping now
>>60111247He says a lot of things. I suspect his handlers hope to pull back the neighbor tariffs through meme negotiation. Friendshoring is probably a more realistic outcome for the reindustrialization people
>>60111259> coalition of the willingm8 as somebody who lives in the UK, its a paper fucking tiger. Starmer is a clown who has run the country further into the ground.they dont do shit like always, just put out some mean worse then bow to the US anyway.
V shaped recovery
>>60111264i dumped anything to do with pharma or food as soon as trump said he was getting RFK in his cabinet.
>>60111276
Can someone PLEASE announce some bad news my shorts are all dying
>>60111313Have they even said thank you?
>>60111313> some retard anon who panic selled is going postal now
>>60109999Checked and killing myself
You arent falling for it, right anon?
>>60111315>>60111329filtered
NOOOOOOOOO
What's gonna happen when China, Vietnam, EU and others, retaliate together?
>>60111276I mean as far as intraday trading goes, being down at the numbers we're at is pretty appetizing for short term movers, there's a lot of upwards pressure we're hitting. Whether it holds is another thing, but barring a plausible final hour dump fiasco, we'll likely straddle these numbers for the rest of the day.
>>60111313isnt trump golfing today?
Anyone bitching about trump is not allowed to slurp this dip, fuck off faggots
>>60111338The Fire Rises
>>60111338
Business news is as political as politics. Everyone is so passive aggressive with their reporting
>>60111207It might pass the senate but I highly doubt it will pass the house, let alone with enough votes to override Trump’s veto
>>60111338It still won't be enough.America will still end up the winner of the trade war like in 1930
ok so whats the big deal? tariffs have always existed, so fucking what? yuropoors threatening to stop trade? guess what, we'll just bomb you lol. we have the biggest army inthe world. we have aircraft carriers. you cant do shit agaisnt us. if we wanted to conquer you, we could do it in 2 weeks. dont wanna pay the tariffs? guess what, were just gonna bomb you into submission. its just that simple. pay the tariff and shut the fuck up or your gonna open yourselves up to a whol e world of hurt
>>60111336This is going to be a drawn out decline. Over the next few weeks to months they'll be plenty of news stories of new tariffs imposed on the US to further drive down the market.
>>60111336> buying before we even findout how countries are going to respond to the tariffsat least wait to see what the end of day close is, jesus christ anon.
>>60111338>retaliate against an even playing fieldhopefully we liberate the shit out of these bastards
>>60111380>just start a world war lolGood luck funding a war with no allies lmao.
ITT: sidelined faggots.
>>60111377America "won" that trade war thanks to retooling all the industries to shit out tanks airplanes and carriers for the actual war
so many seething trannies, russia won, trump won faggots
>>60111206>muh vaccineI swear you guys are so fucking retarded. Even Trump is triple vaxxed and Musk is on ozempic.
>>60111396we dont need allies bitch, we could singlehandedly defeat the entire world at the same time on all fronts
>>60111380>we'll just bomb you lol. we have the biggest army inthe world. we have aircraft carriers. you cant do shit agaisnt usYou can't even defeat a shithole like Yemen.
>>60111402...Oh. Well, I guess we'll get into war to make Trump look like a hero then.
holy FUCK you people post a lot
>>60111396Europeans couldn't ditch america in 1930, they won't ditch america now.Americans can do whatever they want to Europe and it will still grant american troops full immunity from prosecution of crimes in europe
>>60111395Except those are not tariffs charged to the US. That column is instead trade deficit divided by US imports. If it was simply matching their tariffs I'd be fine with it, this however is retarded.
>>60111395> lowest tariff's on countries Trump likes such as el salvador, UK and Saudi arabiathis is the new strat anons, buy stocks owned by these countries. Trump-sama will be merciful.
>>60111425Fuck off Muritrash.
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>>60111410small clots in your brain are making you irrationally angry
>>60111419Go back to Fornite general kid, this is a high energy day
How to invest in rice and beans?
I JUST LOST EVERYTHING!! AHHH
>>60111419america wakes upchecks the liberated marketshitposts on /biz/life is just simple
We at june 2024 levelsDangDo I buy now?
>>60111410Ozempic is good, or at least preferable to an individual remaining obese and most people lack the willpower to lose weight and keep it off without it. Doesn't change the fact that the COVID vaccine was rushed and shit.
>>60109873How's it doing since Trump took over?
>>60111445unless someone forced you to press sell you havent lost anything nigger until you cash out.
>>60111455>>60111410This admin has bitched about kids being on ozempic.That shit destroys your body. Goodluck living past 40 anyways.
>>60111455Ozempic is european therefore bad
>>60111426No, it's what we have to charge as tariffs to match what that country charges. It's a weighted average. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't care enough to check. I've been positioning for today since Monday and am up nearly 40% on the day.
Well it's been a fun week but I'm spent. I tried "hedging" against the tariff announcement and I half succeeded, so my overall portfolio remains flat.
what is this shitI can't work until I am 90I was on track to retire at 40FUCK
V-shaped recovery incoming.
>>60111264I'm going to sell off my KO positions pretty soon. I'm up 18% on it right now. Just trying to figure out where to pivot it.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/business/economy/japan-trump-tariffs.htmlJapan sama ;_;
>>601114404 years since the covid vaccine came out and the people dying from clots are cholesterol-denying antivaxxers who eat raw carnivore. Did you get brainworms yet?
>>60111497Don't ever fuck with the Nintendo Yakuzas. Never ever.
>>60111455The covid vaccine works well enough to keep people from dying or being hospitalized.
>>60111479The formula is max(10, deficit/imports)Tariffs charged by other countries aren't even a factor
>>60111497shinzo wouldnt have done this to donald-kun
>>60111471If you hold a stock that goes down you're losing
>>60111539Unless they are paying more dividends than they go down.
going Mario's brother on David SOXL
>it's another episode of everyone hating the tariffs but more magical thinking that trump will suddenly have a late life conversion on the topic, so we don't go red enough to actually change mindsif nothing else the past year has made it irrefutably clear that the vast majority of business analysts and traders are absolute fucking morons lmaothe man isn't caving without major, major pressure being brought to bear
>>60110326looking back in 6 months that additional 2% will amount to almost nothing
>>60110516Don't forget services. You know, that thing our entire economy has been based around for nearly 50 years.If you added services here the trade imbalances for many countries would actually be just 2% or so.
>>60111539depends on the stock for one, also your forgetting the golden rule that the market always goes up
>>60111224>SOXLKEEEEEEEEEK
>>60111531I miss shinzo-dono bros...
still seething eurotrannies?
>>60111562i think if it more like a cleansing desu, a lot of these companies are overvalued anyway.
>>60111517>the vaccine keeps people from dying or being hospitalizedNo, many who died from it were vaccinated. So you're taking on longterm risk for marginal gain due to lack of longitudinal studies, which is retarded unless you are already geriatric, or are morbidly obese.
I an outrageously tempted to slurp soxl just drop to $10 already you motherfucker
I am holding on to my ETFs and slurping more as Dividend Anon intended.
>>60111579You're willing to wait 25 years right?
>>60111539I collect stocks because I’m a collector not because I’m worried about scalping
>>60111505a symptom of vax-induced retardation is the diminished ability to realize one has become retarded
>>60111531Do what? Sit there and do nothing?
kek SOXLbaggies
>>60111622it really depends on the stock desu.
>>60111622You bobos think you're real cute with your hypothetic all in at the very peak and dca nothing whatsoever for 20 years
>>60111622it wont take 25 years if you DCA
>>60111573>You know, that thing our entire economy has been based around for nearly 50 years.The US is the world's second largest manufacturer by a huge margin
>>60111604Many more who died were unvaccinated.The longterm risk from medication is basically 0 as 99.999999999% of side effects occur within 2 years. And you gotta weigh that against the long term side effects of being infected by covid while being unvaccinated. But I don’t expect a Trump supporter to understand risk management anyway.
>>60111583Over 26% jesus christ. Im down like $300.Down like 1500 in total the past few days. I have a 261k account though, or i did….When do I buy this dip?Also kek ag the guy this morning to say to buy soxl since it was down 12% and cant go down more. Will it hit 30%??? Seems risky but i might double down again if it goes below 10
How bad would this have been if we weren’t a global reserve currency?
Alright, be honest with me anons. For how long do you think the market is actually going to be falling?
>>60111660-30%
>>60111627i imagine the tariff's would be a lot less with shinzo in charge.He was the closest ally of trump during his 1st term.
>>60111625That would explain Trump‘s actions since since he‘s triple-vaccinated.But that can‘t be right because Trump is basically your god who can‘t do no wrong, right?
>>60111665He wouldn't be in charge now even if he didn't get blasted by the contraption.
>>60111665the tariffs were literally deficit based with 0 consideration for anything else
>>60111663The market is still currently assuming this will get reversed. It will only get worse once people realize Trump is actually this retarded.
>>60111655>longterm risk from medication is basically 0 as 99.999999999% of side effects occur within 2 years
>>60111655>if get vaccinated:>>die: unvaccinated, covid>>Else: crippled, covid>>else: safe and effective
>>60111663Honestly? If we can close SPY > 50 if jobs report is okay prepare for some serious Euromalding because tomorrow +2% minimum. Its because 550 is breaking out of a big resistance. SPY has options 15 minutes after close so keep that in mind if anyone gambles here or just do TQQQ.>>60111656Just remember you don't lose if you don't sell.
>>60111665The friendship with Israel got them 17% in tariff. If that's what the cheetos chimp has in store for his yiddish master, none of his supposed friends are going to get away with anything less.
>>60111665Shinzo was going to be replaced eventually by his partyThe guy who blasted him did it because he believes Shinzo got his mom into a cult that ruined her life
>>60111562The thing about democratic politics is, major, major pressure is brought to bear whenever the majority of people feel harmed by government.
Anyone else thinking today is bottom? Can the global economy be any more uncertain right now?
>>60111696oops 550
Just bought nvidia at 102.95, lets hope Trump changes his mind so I can make some killer 20% gains. PLEASE TRUMPU-SAN CHANGE YOUR MIND!
>>60111669>he‘s triple-vaccinated.because he said so? But I thought he was a pathological liar?Sorry, but he has a proven track record of always being right. Libturds are terrible at pattern recognition, which is why you all suck at trading.
>>60111681Name a medication with an undeniable side effect that only occured at least 2 years after its first release.By undeniable I mean something that couldn‘t just be explained by the person being fat and mentally ill trying to make a quick buck by suing.
>>60111711tomorrow will bounce back up, next week trump will shitpost a turd again and cycle repeats
>>60111663it to spy like a year to hit bottom in 2008
>>60111711>Can the global economy be any more uncertain right now?Can it be more uncertain? probably not. But it can be certain that things are fucked and keep going down.
>>60111697I’m sure AIPAC’s “handlers” are physically abusing congressmen at this very moment
>>601116934 years after the first covid vaccine came out and the first two if blocks didn’t occur while unvaxxed trumptards died before the 2022 midterms.
>>60111701Except that democracy did diddly dick to Trump going apeshit with executive orders while his sycophants were stroking their half-chubs around him
>>60111711> Anyone else thinking today IS the bottom? Can the global economy BE any more uncertain right now?Gap fill like your mom at an inner city party and then second wave crash
>>60111711I've seen this post everyday for 2 months
>>60111722Trump even fucking shilled the vaccine until his braindead supporters booed him for it.
>>60111748You dont like my OC?
>>60111701except donald trump, assuming we ignore the "I can totally do a third term guize" stuff, is liberated from ever having to worry about an election again.Of course with 2026 you could see republicans raped enough in congress to actually see some blocking of his bullshit, but that is a long time from now and in the meantime you must always keep in mind that modern republicans are genuinely the biggest cucks in society imaginable. maybe 1 out of a thousand have anything approaching a spineyou need a lot more carnage for them to actually feel survival instincts bigger than their fear of crossing trump
>>60111656Just buy INTL calls. Check out option prices vs stock price - insider trading going on pointing to upside
On a scale of 1 to 10, how cooked are we?
>TSLASLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURPGTFO BOBOS
>>60111455Ozempic is bad because it lets spiritually fat people become physically thin
>>601117592028 is going to see NC and GA flip blue for the next decades.
>>60111722Trump is old and obese, so of course he got it. He's in the group with the highest risk of death.
>>60111752>Republicans call out inter-party bullshitOh no! Remember to vote blue no matter who while accusing Republicans of being in a cult
>>60111774That‘s actually the best part. Neets on 4chin won‘t even be allowed to feel superior to fat people anymore because there won‘t be any.
So did anything happen or is this a nothingburger?
>>60111769Orange man made oil go negative. It only quickly recovered because it was his last year. Now he’s got 4 more years to utterly and absolutely ravage everyone’s asshole
>>60111784I'm sorry, which party was worshipping a literal golden idol of their candidate at their convention a few years back?
>>60111784I am a swing voter.
>>60111796Isn't he going to start a war with Iran?That will raise oil prices right?
>>60111769doom and gloom but I'm only down 1% today so it could be worse>reits are up>etf betting against tsla is up
>>60111711Wait for the world's retaliation to come in
>>60111796I also hate cheap energy that affects the price of literally everything
I wonder how many people end up roping during dumps like this
>>60111742He polled fine then, still does actually but if recession hits he won't>>60111759Supreme Court loosely follows public opinion in the cases they choose and the rulings, and the Republican party is more divided than they front about
>>60111817Probably only those that are overleveraged. And a whole bunch of boomers who want to retire I guess
>>60111777Even if they flipped blue in the midterms or 2028 what’s stopping the MAGA crowd from simply refusing to the dems by claiming vague “voting irregularities”?
$500 to put into stocks, what should I be looking to buy the dip on?
>>60111804war in middle east will crash the oil price because these terrorist state found themself by undercutting the world market.when the syria shit kicked in it dropped diesel here by 50ct/liter
>>60111798I have absolutely no idea. Holy shit get a life. You can be mad about today all you want, but the reality is that if you weren't ready to make a ton of money today, you don't have the chops for trading.This is probably the easiest money I've ever made
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>>60111794nothingburger so far, maybe retaliatory tariffs will change it
>>60111817only paper hands
>>60111812It's not dumping because extra supply is out, it's dumping because people think Trumps such a retard that he's going to destroy global trade and kill oil demand because people will be to broke to buy it.
>>60111655Still not a Trump supporter, you have a terminal case of left-right brainrot. Also by 2022 4/10 people who were dying of COVID were vaccinated. >99.99999999% of side effects occur within 2 yearsWe have already seen side effects though, and not "muh blood clots in the brain", I'm talking admitted side effects.>OK but they're rareWhy would someone take on that chance over COVID if they are healthy and young?
>>60111794Nothingbburger like usual. Euros will grandstand but do nothing impactful as usual.Nothing ever happens.
>>60111830>boomers who want to retire I guessNah, they've fat and happy on $TRUMP, NEWSMAX stock, and 9/11 commemorative coins that have probably gone up 10X in value
>>60111876Boomers actually voted more for Kamala than for Trump.
>>60111811Okay, could this BE any more ironic? I mean, not saying nobody’s gonna do anything, right? BUT— and here’s the kicker—their economies are basically glued together by T-Bills. Every single country out there, except, oh, you know, the fun trio—Iran, Russia, and North Korea. So, what, they’re all just gonna turn around and attack the one thing keeping their countries from spiraling into some crazy inflation-deflation rollercoaster? Yeah, that sounds like a solid plan.
>Nasdaq down 4.45% in a day>NothingburgerWhat the fuck do people smoke in here?
>>60111835Buy TESLA its heading to $400 also dont listen to bobo they are always losing
>>601118667/10 US older citizens were vaccinated so rates of death were cut in half for them.The chances of le myocarditis is 10x with covid while unvaccinated than vaccinated.
>>60111888>Yeah, that sounds like a solid plan.I mean when compared to Trump's tariffs plans?
>>60111673>It will only get worse once people realize Trump is actually this retarded.Despite what you may assume, America is not dictatorship. The president cannot EO himself in to absolute power. These tariffs will/are causing all kinds of chaos and I assure you phone calls and emails have been blasting DC from all over the globe since yesterday afternoon. A lot of it's going to get changed. Some larger countries will negotiate deferrals pending negotiations (which already happened with Canada and Mexico).
>>60111892I think you should get another dose of vaccines anon. Keep it up you are saving lives!
>>60111859>people thinkNobody with real money thinks this, because it's retarded. Everybody is trading on the assumption that everybody else is much dumber than them, resulting in the same outcome as if the premise was actually true. -t. genius economist
>>60111897People don’t get it but its a simple math problemRich people need customersIf you dont get what I’m saying you will never make it
>>60111889MIGA!MIGA!MIGA!
>>60111425Korea couldn't produce a proper ball bearing in 1930. India couldn't forge a high pressure valve for a boiler. China couldn't cut a high powered microscope lens. Brazil couldn't synthesize bespoke chemical products. In the 1930s, Europe could trade with the US across the Atlantic for advanced industrial goods, or try to trade with Stalin (also still catching up on industrialization), or send a boat around the world and trade with Japan. The US was essentially the only other advanced industrial economy in the 1930s. The industrial and service capacity exists around the world to sideline the US, if they are willing to suffer collectively for 3-5 years. Since the US isn't selectively using tariffs to put countries against each other, they will likely formally or informally align against the USA.The world economy was able to handle double digit percentages of workers staying home for months during COVID.. It was able to reroute when the Suez canal was blocked and massive Russian sanctions, gas supplies to Europe being threatened. The world can handle a five year recession while it reroutes away from the US. In ten years, the US will be left behind and won't have the tax base to afford 11 aircraft carriers, control of SWIFT,.and the other levers it currently has.
>>60111913Sure bud
>>60111892My nose bled for the first time while reading loli hentai a day after taking the jab so either Fauci has cut my life span in half or turned me into an anime protagonist.On that note, I'm bullish for NVDA.
>>60111889Have you learned nothing over the last month?-4% today means +5% tomorrowIf you aren't loading up on 0dte calls RIGHT NOW you're ngmi
>>60111889you realise nothing of this is grounded in reality and its just big kike being salty from the orange turd
FRESH :>>60111924>>60111924>>60111924
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>>60111796>Orange man made oil go negativeWow you don't understand what happened there at all
>>60111909My antivaxx uncle went to the hospital because of covid.
>>60111936>>60111936>>60111936new bread
>>60111916You fags always forget basic economic structure of the world when you say your dumb shit.Everyone NEEDS(not wants) the United States T-bills. Call me when demand for that actually fucking stops.
>>60111897If tariffs are so stupid, then why did these countries have tariffs on the US and why aren't you bitching about that?
>>60111928lmao
>>60111930Yeah that's why Nasdaq is green this month. Oh wait it is fucking down 10%.
>>60111942likely poor genetics
>>60111951Most didn't. The reported tariffs of other countries is actually based on trade deficit rather than them actually having tariffs.
>>60111966>Nasdaqoh no, the first time in forever that tech has been massively overvalued!
Thank-you for annihilating my portfolio Trump-sama, this really tickles my findom fetish.
>>60111785Before ozempic, it was easy to avoid dating obnoxious women because all of them were fat or borderline fat. Now, all the negative traits that made them fat remain, but there is no visual indicator for the rest of the world to know to avoid them
>>60112014>but there is no visual indicator for the rest of the worldtattoos exist
>>60111942he probably went because you weren't vaccinated enough, double up next time anon!
>>60111975According to the WTO, the EU tariff on US imports was about 5% (averaging over all categories). That's not zero.
>>60112070well they were not just 5% in anything that would have threatened EU buisenesses
>>60112086You may be right. The EU tariff on US cars specifically was 10%, for example. But we can be charitable and judge the EU on its overall tariffs.
>>60111622whats the problem? just buy here
>>60112141the huge disparity is that the us doesnt buy eu assembled cars, they buy german cars made in mehico.why do you think musk scammed goymoney into paying for his tesla factory
>>60111905You are betting that a 2/3rds majority of senators and congressmen override a Trump veto. Do you think that 75 GOP congressmen will join with 213 Democrats to overide a Trump veto? Actually, the real question is how long will they let the US economy bleed-out before coming to their senses. Think about the psychology of congressmen: if a pro-Trump GOP rep is on record supporting Trump's tariffs in a vote in April, and the US economy crashes Great Depression style May to July, is there anything those congressmen can do to keep their job in the next election? Probably not. Therefore there isn't a strong incentive to change their vote post-crash because once they go on record in favor of Trump's tariffs they are basically doomed electorally anyway. Congress/Senate might realize this and wait for the public to feel some real pain before allowing a vote to give GOP members cover. But I think it's fairly likely that if Trump doesn't get scared by the stock market dropping, we are facing a further 3 month (best case) to 21 month (worst case) period of tariffs or virtual tariffs (that are priced in based on Trump's unpredictability). Of course, that's speculation but the point is that there isn't an effective check and balance for Trump on this currently if he really is this crazy.
>>60109604What are we slurping today, boys?
>>60110275zoom out
first - 6 digit day, im buying. What are you buying? looking at NVDA rn
>>60113129njeedia is not yet at the bottom
>>60113129AAPL and AMZN are good buys
