It's over go home edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previously on /smg/ :>>60111936
>>60120914KEK SOXLBAGGIES
>BREAKING: California to ask countries to exempt it from any retaliatory tariffs on the US, per FOX
>>60120914My puts are fucking flying. Best market ever.
>>60120914I’m bleeding out of every orifice. All my gains are evaporated. What a sad fucking year this is turning out to be.
Stockuck bros.... Gold and Bitcoin are holding up well while our "safe" portfolios are dying
>>60120926No one will care about California
>>60120914What do you call it when it's more over than "It's over"?
>people calling this mini-dip a crash (in a manically overvalued market btw)>*zooms out* >all major indices still near ATHbiggest fucking nothingburger in the history of the stock market
It's really difficult to keep your russian pedophile posting off the general, huh chomo
>>60120927I sold mine yesterday; I feel like i left the after party right before the celebraties starting showing up because I had work in the morning.>WHY DIDN'T I STAY AT THE PARTY TO HANG WITH THE STARS?!>WHY DID I SELL MY PUTS YESTERDAY
>>60120914>>60120910>The absolute fucking state. Does California not have a legal team to tell them they literally cannot do thatPower comes from the barrel of a gun, so if they want they can try it—Also this is a good time to remind everyone the real powder-keg of the first civil war was Tariffs.
>>60120851>You need to have 5 and 10 year economic plans. You need planned economies. You need long term thinking. You need mass anti-corruption campaigns.This. Tariffs could work if they came together with solid plans to reindustrialize the economy. Instead you gonna have 4 years of retardation until orange retard is out, no one in private sector gonna follow along knowing that dems will be back.US needs to be turned into dictatorship like China to survive, too bad right wing retards will burn half of the country to prevent something like that from happening.
>>60120948>in the history of the stock marketgo sit down and practice on your times tables timmy.
>>60120948uhh?
>>60120947It all comes tumbling downtumbling downtumbling down
>don’t really agree with trump>seeing all of the global backlash is making me more patrioticI’m confused
>>60120975> destroys every boomers 401k> says he doesn't care about the market it freefall> goes golfingkinda based ngl.
>>60120952you could be having your bussy used right now by the top of society but alas, you missed the chance
>>60120851>>60120935you don't need any of thisthe us has been functioning fine because it has ceded significant amount of policy making power to moneyed intereststhis is a good thingwhat you're seeing now is precisely the result of this >we need muh hecking based politics and real leaderdipshitteryturns out that's the last thing you need
Everyone guess the lows for todayS&P: 5150
>>60120957uh the right wing retards are the ones actively supporting just that
>>60120954That will set a precedent for other territories of other countries to have independent relations with international law subjects (other countries). Think Tibet and Hong Kong entering into pacts with other countries.
What the fuck was that glitch on robinhoodIt had SOXL made a full U recovery for a couple of seconds
>>60120952I mean, you’re not wrong to have pulled out at all. It was an insane drop. This is a casino, son. I’m just doubling down on another hand.
>>60121013>activate the hopium glitch
>>60120914trump is actually fantastic for us that are degenerates option gambling. it s just bad for normies with their 401ksif market bleeds again today i m pretty much a free man thanks to donnie
>>60120984a faggot would interpret the party being crashed by celebrities as a diddy party. Go touch grass; I voted for this; bought puts for this; and profiting off of this. Anyone who isn't making money is not meant to be a trader
>>60121024huh?
>>60120975classic tribalism, you think ppl attacking him and your country are actually attacking you. it s normal to feel this wayif his team is smart they ll use it too
You don't have to believe me, but if you are bagholding I think NOW is the time to jump train and avoid the worst.
>>60120947it's right fucked mate>>60120957what the other anons said. This is what happens when the separation of powers and checks and balances get too weak; you end-up with a retard who makes decisions unilaterally and can't be held accountable for his actions.
>>60120957I'm a right wing retard and the guy you are replying to. I just realize that reactionaries in the US will always be pro-democracy boomers, and that the only way out of this is through communism. And if the only way is through communism, I'd prefer it be the non-faggot kind that actually works instead of hating the South for no reason, having weird racial fetishes with blacks plus Pan-Africanism, and serving the petite bourgeoisie over actual workers—that Monarchism of the 21st Century could finally be explored once this is done, such as Juche North Korea, is merely a bonus.
>>60121044It doesnt matter anonIt is too late to dump the bag, all you do now is let the bears work your corpse
at least Europe has bounced a bit
>>60121044nasd-ack already in a bear market how worse can it get...
>>60121044I will hold for decades and buy more
I sold everything this morning before it sold off again, went from +£3k unrealized in Feb to +£0 now.Back to comfy cash gang now. Trump will NOT back down he would rather burn everything to the ground than accept he was wrong.
I went from -20% to -14%. If I finish the day at least -5% I'd call it a victory
nikkei is getting FUCKED
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ? Looks even crazier on the 5 min
>>60120927What do you have
fucking americans
>>60120988>Qing China has been functioning fine because it has ceded significant amount of policy making power to western interests>...
>picture perfert pre-market fakeout setup (again)we're gonna pump at market open and end the day green
>>60121140Eat shit tbhfamNigger
>>60121044The time was after the election exit pump. The next time was 2 days ago. However if you sell now you might only lose 10-15% instead of 90%-100%
>>60121146Gotta shakeout the europoors first.
>>60121146everyone is too bearish+5% guaranteed today
>>60121109We are going to swing back to weekly high by end of week.
>>60121122SPY and NDAQ LEAPs. 540p for SPY. 80p for NDAQ. Both Jan-16-2026. Bought them before the Trump announcement on that spike for cheapies.
should i stop playing it safe in a high yields saving account and just buy this dip
I'm out. Faggot dip buyers triggered my trailing stop. +68%, not bad for two days.
On the bright side my crush is a white girl who likes china so I can have the best of both a beautiful white wife and live in a developed country
>China copes and seethes>American mining companies I invested in make me richJustGitGud
It's never been more over than it is now
Come one, give me some more counter tariffs today.
>>60121044no, this is a dip! keep holding anon....I promise it will be better in 10 days
Holy fucking shitIts literally so over
>>60121196This dip will be bought; People forget that Trump gave nvdia land to build their super factory
>>60120851>Americans are about to find out Democracy can't cope with the demands needed to be relevant in the 21st centuryAmericans will be fine after Trump, relax. It's just one painful lesson that will eventually be forgotten as the system self corrects>You need to have 5 and 10 year economic plans. You need planned economies. You need long term thinking. You need mass anti-corruption campaigns. All of this is structurally impossible in America's systemAmerica already has that all. It has financial planning, subsidies, economic planning, government contracts to promote burgeoning tech sectors to finance projects that would otherwise be too big and too uncertain to undertake. Anti-corruption is a meme, lobbying is healthy and the strongest assets US as a country has, what you call corruption has created tremendous growth, jobs, innovation not seen anywhere else in the world. Things are so good that Americans don't even understand what corruption is. It's bribing judges, it's bribing the police, it's buying government contracts despite you having a more expensive and inferior product. Guess what, your competitors will litigate you for that. Also 10 year economic plan couldn't have created the AI boom, it was the vision of one person, Jensen Huang.
>>60121215and hes importing jeets for slave labor... buy the dip anon
>>60121238>Also 10 year economic plan couldn't have created the AI boom>the most gay and overpriced bubble in history of humanity
>>60121238>You need mass anti-corruption campaignsNo corruption in China! Tofu-dreg not real!
Trump singlehandedly showed that Buffet's advice to bet on America is actually not that sure-fire. I dodged a bullet but my only regret is not buying gold, I didn't imagine he would fuck the economy this hard.
March jobs report is about to be released
>>60121308I voted for this and am happy it is happening. The stock market doesn't equal the economy Gas and eggs are already down.
>>60121315Won’t have anything substantial. Data was before the tariffs kicked in.
One hour to go lads untill we are all financial ruined
just learn2farm bro
Yesterday was the 40th worst day in the history of the S&P 500. Every worse day was either during the tech bubble pop, 2008, and covid.
>>60121316>The stock market doesn't equal the economyGuess what happens when the stock market goes up? The economy does the same. Guess what happens when the stock market goes down? The economy isn’t doing so well. Get another cope faggot.
>>60121268>he's still calling AI a bubbleYeah, current evaluations might be off whack but AI itself is something created by the vision of just one person. Same applies to SpaceX, Bitcoin, Linux etc etc
>Unemployment rises
>>60121316The first intelligent post I've seen on /biz/ today
>>60121344Not surprising with layoffs
>>60121316Eggs are still $8 a dozen which is double what it used to be and Gas is still $3 which is .45 cents higher than Biden. What are you talking about?
>>60121316>Hey boomers? Yeah you're never retiring, I voted for that!>Hey Millenials? You're never owning a house lmao, I voted for that>Hey Zoomers? You're never getting a good job. I voted for that. Now get to the coal mines.MAGA is so fucked in the midterms if they can't get their head on straight about this. You can't just meme away a huge red number in people savings accounts.
>>60121360if you think rationality is part of the MAGA agenda then you've missed the last eight years
>>60121360Dems are so bad though
>>60121360>>60121372
>>60121316You voted for a Russian puppet to cripple the economy?
DO I BUY OR WILL IT DIP FURTHER?
>>60121357He’s baiting.
>>60121386U watch it today
>>60121386Yes.
>>60121386How the fuck will it pump after these news?
When can I start SLURPing?
I am not going to make it bros... Continue without me
>>60121395Yes what
>>60121386>WILL IT DIP FURTHER?Yes. I would just sit today out, it's going to be brutal. I didn't slurp much yesterday and I'm already regretting the amount I did.
>>60121360>>60121372This is the mental state of a perma-mumu. >The line can only go up-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee>HOW DO I MAKE MONEY IN A BEAR MARKETyou stupid cock sucking faggots. I hope you go homeless and continue supporting the whig party.
>>60121386Anon, the real torment starts today.
>>601209142 more years of trump until he gets the collar huh
This "crash" is a meme. If the market wasn't fake and gay we would have dumped 70% by now.
>>60121381I voted for a decoupling of the Globlism. Yes. If you can't make money trading in this market; you don't deserve to be in the market.
>>60121360MIGA are some of the most retarded people out there, you can't argue common sense with them. Just wait until companies start doing layoffs because their margins got hit by tariffs, THEN people will be pissed. Having your investments nuked sucks, but not being able to pay your bills cause this orange nigger is a fucking retard will be much worse
>>60121423boomers are slow okay? give them some time to sell
>>60121423The market is so fake and gay I wouldn’t be surprised if it becomes green
>>60121109I closed my shorts
>>60121413I was actually doing really well hedging my long term holdings, but I wasn't expecting two -4% drops in a row. As a rule I don't but puts on a big red day.
Thank you President Trump, I hadn't realize my eyes were deceiving me, I shall blind myself at once.
>>60121403No what?
>>60121436>layoffs are good for stocks ya faggot
>>60121360>midtermsbrother the republican party is going to be fucked for the next 40 years
Next week Euros will hit back at the US services sector where America actually makes a fuckload of money off of the Union with its software, consulting services and all sorts of professional services in a move specifically tailored to kick lil' Donnie in the nuts. You haven't seen shit yet.
>>60121465same; that is why I am going to buy some 12.5 SOXL calls for 5/2>buy low >sell high
Why is Europe pumping
>>60121479>>60121360non republicans telling each other how republicans feeltop kek. enjoy the downfall of the whigg party
>>60121484No.
>>60121386too early to buy, its going to drop further.
>>60121491You sound nervous
just sold was I too late?
OVER OVER.OVER OVER.OVER
>>60121500
>>60121477Yes o No, what is
ATTENTION /BIZ/:NIGGERS HAVE TONGUED MY ANUSthat is all
/smg/?More liek /baka/HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60121512
>>60121516>>60121512ITS JOEVER
>>60121517Yes. No. Maybe. Can you repeat the question?
>crash in the market>crash in the aftermarketDONALD GETS TWO CRASHES?!?!?!?!
>>60121512thats my president!
>>60121512Fucking lol.
IT'S TIME TO GET RICH!RICHER THAN EVER BEFORE!
>>60121436Exactly. Right now they are hiding behind "the stock market isn't the economy, sweaty" (just like leftists used to do, ironically), but as soon as shit gets real, they'll be the first ones to be blindsided by it. Then they'll blame everyone else in the world besides Trump.
Yes
>>60121512This is the time to buy. Millenials can finally afford their first house.
>>60121529Yes.
>>60121512I read this as >Too many investors coming into the United States and investing massive amounts of money, my policies will never change.
>>60120957>US needs to be turned into dictatorship like China to survive, too bad right wing retards will burn half of the country to prevent something like that from happening.That's literally the project of peter thiel. Read about curtis yarvin and jd vance's ties to him.
can't wait to score prime Trumpville pussy
>>60121512I AM BUYING THE DIP NEXT YEAR
>>60121542Yes what?
>>60120926Wait isnt it unconstitutional for states to make their own trade deals with other countries?
>>60121538MY PUTS WILL PRINT LIKE YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVEBEAR MARKET GONNA BE YUUUUGE>it's accelerated by the fact that neoliberal banking elite have zero confidence and 1,000x fear factor with TrumpThere won't even be bull traps on the way down.
>>60121555exactly
>>60121512I've seen enough, I'm calling it. Trump 2 is most dogshit president in US history.
>>60121555What yes ?
>>60120914i don t understand why the us don t play it safe they have the birthrate advantage, china is hardcore bleeding with 1 children per women. do they really think they need shit tier jobs to have a closed economy so they can go to war against big boys?
>>60121567>calling it 4 months into a 4 year termThis is the bottom and I am tired of pretending it is not. You all asked for cheapies. trump gave them to you. And even now you still bitch and moan. Their is no pleasing you fucking NPCs
>>60121574Maybe.
>>60121582>This is the bottom and I am tired of pretending it is not.
>>60121582this is not even the start. the bottom will depend on how many countries will bend the knee
>>60121560What puts you got
>>60121589Eh ?
>>60121607>being down 20% from Yearly highs is just the startkeep being a doomer bro
>>60121582the market is doing great. simply understand that red is the new green
>>60121582Trade war just started buddy. This is just a dip we have yet to touch bottom.
>>60121617Uh-hu.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHINGIT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN
>>60121614I was just kidding I'm not invested at all. There probably will be bull traps on the way down, anyways. And who can predict them?
>>60121598I am making money. I voted for this. I wanted this. You faggots are the ones complaining. I hated the tranny parade held in the whitehouse; I bet your were jerking off to that shit
>>60121618Markets open in 30 minutes anonthis will be disprovable in literally 30 minutes
>>60121512>GET RICH BROWith what money you fucking nigger? My current positions are destroyed. Does this nigger expect me to DCA for the next 20 years to recover lol
>>60121582No one asked him to declare economic war on the entire planet all at the same time. All he had to do was close the border and focus on inflation and everything would've been just fine.
Just got some new merch for trading
bottom is 2000 buy puts now to get rich
>>60121628So, Yes o No what is ?
I am financially bored.
>>60121634We will see in 30 minutes. And you will still be a faggot and I will still be happy I voted for this. You crying and seething is giving me stiffy. I am over the moon you faggots are crying
>>60121582>This is the bottomLol the EU's retaliation is yet to be announced
>>60121641kek
>>60121635just learn to trade
Looking forward to the market's reaction of Trump replacing J Pow with kevin o'leary (shark tank)
>>60121512tf man
>>60121652Here's your average MIGA retard bros, his net worth is about $3.50
I'm Gona slurp >B-BUT THIS ISN'T THE BOTOTMwell then I'll slurp more>B-BUT THAT WONT BE THE BOTTOMwell then I'll splurp that bottom>B-BUT THAT WONT BE THE BOTTOM EITHERWhy can't anti splurpers get it?
>mfw opening broker app today
>>60121661they won't retaliate. Eurocucks enjoy being abused
would it be too late to take advantage of this dip if i try to transfer this to vanguard today?
CIA, you know what to do. Get to it
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>>60121686>HANK TOUGHIt's over.
Imagine voting for this because you hate trannies so much
>>60121652I voted for Trump too, but not everything is a bed of roses. The tariff policy is stupid and fails to address the many structural issues in America which are all perpetuated by domestic corporations with regulatory capture and public monopolies. Foreign countries are not the source of our ills : the opioid crisis came from the Sackler family, teachers' unions and public schools are destroying our education system, health insurance and car insurance companies are raping us with extraordinarily high premiums enabled by state and federal legislation, car prices are fucked up by federal regulations and lobbyists preventing the import of cheaper ones from abroad.This is like chopping off your arm to deal with swelling and pain in your legs. It solves nothing and makes all the issues that are currently going on even worse.
>>60121670stay mentally poor. It matches your actual networth.>I am making more money this month than I did the past 4 years with Biden
I turned 25k into 10k on AI memes, HIMS, and most ashamedly, WATT
>>60121698>because you hate trannies so muchI lost 15k last month alone but I unironically believe thats worth it.
>>60121698People prefer economic ruin over trannies. Imagine how brutal that feels to them kek
Bull trap or Bear trap?
>>60121685Anons still in dip buying mode fucking unbelievableAre you retarded
>>60121684Lol then screenshot and post your long positions
>>60121343holy fucking shit, NAME?!
>>60121698>imagine thinking your economic policies is dictated by a social groupI find it outright hysterical that you faggots can't keep up with all the fuck ups. Imagine thinking that the past 4 years of the economy wasn't propped up by fake news and circle backs. Get fucked and cucked you dipshit
>>60121709Yeah? What has Trump done to stop trannies?
>>60121633>The longer MAGA posts, the chance they will talk about jerking off to trannies grows
>>60121688TRUST THE PLAN
>>60121682To be fair anon, for how fake and gay the market is, Trump's retarded little rampage is still enough of a wildcard to wreck the market in a way we haven't seen since the plandemic. We'll see a few months of choppy dump until the market calms down and contemplates recovery.
Hey anons, i'm a broke normie. Just getting a bit scared. Is reinvesting my 401K into bonds going to help make it more stable?
>>60121721its about sending a message. they are not welcome and I believe they got the message.
>>60121714I am sure you already did; I don't have autism; I don't have a need to save opinions of strangers or faggots on the internet
>>60121661they will never reach consensus on something so big
>>60121686>>60121691what did he mean by this
>>60121682>Anon discovers the martingale strategyNow look up why it fails
>>60121701How is reshoring not helping the american worker? Not saying there aren't other issues but how is tariff policy stupid? Besides being inconsistent
This is really just the beginning. The stagflation monster is rising out of the ocean as we speak.
>>60121721He’s literally made it illegal for them to be in the military
>futures back up>Europe pumpingYeah so it was a nothing burger wasn't it
>>60121721I haven't seen a metnally ill parade in months
>>60121769shhhhh don't tell>>60121652you will hurt its feelings; and its feelings impact the market or something
whew thats nice
>>60121769>back upto slightly less of a negative but still a big loss.. and already starting to fall again
>>60121759Wow, the .01% of the .01% of the population that is trannies that were going to join the army, who gives a fuck. >>60121771They're all busy protesting Trump and molotoving Teslas.There's been no real actions made against trannies so you basically got fucked economically for nothing.
Guys is this good
>>60121759He did it by executive order though instead of running it through Congress, they'll be back in (with back pay + tip) as soon as another Dem is in office
>>60121718PLAN STATUS: TRQSTED
>Daily MAGA melty started early
>>60121780>d-don't buy the dip goybottom signal
>>60121786Just let me cope post in peace lad.
>>60121780Bullish.
>>60121796that's cope, sir
>>60121769just recharging for the next week
This is the third corrective phase of the S&P 500 within the 2020s.>2020 -36%>2022 -27%>2025 -15% (ongoing)"Ongoing" because the previous two corrective phases have been successfully retraced rather unobstructed.Will this time be le different?
>>60121787>No real action against tranniesI mean.....>https://www.aclu.org/news/lgbtq-rights/the-human-toll-of-trumps-anti-trans-crusade
>>60121807this one was supposed to happen in 2026 which means crazy shit is going to happen
>>60121780Okay, but what if I buy the dip anyway?
Just moved all my retirement accounts into money market funds let’s do this
Patiently waiting for retail to dump on open, then I sell my shorts and call it a day.
>>60121714I'm saying to post your long positions >>60121741Cope, it's existential for Germany so it will be done
>>60121811>for people under 19worthless
>buying UVXY puts and INTC LEAPsGood luck retards
>>60121343AI is a bubble, but it's also the future. It's kind of like railways and colonial companies were. Ridiculously overvalued, but clearly the future.
I will be slurping SCHG on every red day. I don't care how many red days are yet to come
>>60121787>Wow, the .01% of the .01% of the population that is trannies that were going to join the army, who gives a fuck.dude its about going back to common sense. no one cares if its 0.01 or 0.0001. it starts with trannies and if you dont pay attention the degeneracy jumps to other topics like pedophiles and whatnot.
so much jewish kvetching here, europe lost, china lost, israel losttrump won, usa won
>>60121739>>60121828Ops
Are bonds a safe investment if the US economy goes kaput?
Chinks with the banter
>>60121842this is a stockmarket thread sir
>>60121751>How is reshoring not helping the american worker?In simplest terms, because goods made in America are four times as expensive therefore his paycheck goes half as far. This applies to companies and small businesses as well.A worker earns $2,400 and needs to furnish his room with a home office, and buy electronics because he just started online college. He can buy a chair and a desk, a PC with a monitor and a keyboard, a reading light, and a laptop made in China for a grand total of $600. Or he can buy the same things made in America for $2,400. Tariffs and re-shoring hurt him.A company is expanding its box-making facility and needs to buy two industrial stapling systems and two industrial glue guns. It can buy all that for a grand total of $3,600 if made in China or $14,400 if made in America. It is hurt by tariffs and re-shoring. Competitive companies and people whose labor is actually valuable do not need to be protected by tariffs. Tariffs creates a class of dependent zombie companies that leech from the labor of the actually productive and internationally competitive people and corporations. They are bleeding their countrymen dry to perpetuate an existence which makes no economic sense and has no competitive capability on international markets, meaning they will never bring money from abroad into the country, but simply leech off of the country's domestic wealth.
>>60121845No
>>60120952same. sold my TSLA put and some others because clown market
>>60121841You got duped by a pointless platitude like the moron you are. Let me know when tranny medications are banned, and all gender-affirming care is eliminated, and you stop being a moron.
>>60121858Fuck. What is the safest thing to put my 401k into then, besides cashing out?
>>60121842Shut up retard
>>60121386Think of all the possibly very bad news that could come out all weekend long meanwhile you are stuck and can't do anything.
>>60121853This person lives in dire poverty and doesn’t care about successful people like biz losing everything due to chairman tard. They hate the successful
>>60121842Israel is Trump's biggest concern you retarded MIGAtard.
>>60121845>if the US economy goes kaput?The only safe investment in that scenario is guns, ammo, clean water and hardtack
>>60121888He tariffed them too though
>>60121866I just put mine into short term money market funds which should be an option on your 401k website they should stay pegged to $1 and gain interest
>>60121845Do you trust your bonds in the hands of the stable genius?
>its about going back to common sense
>>60121866>>60121858Wouldn't short-term U.S. government bonds or money market be a realistic choice? That would be my suggestion.
>>60121842>jewish kvetching
>>60121864Why would gender-affirming medications ever be banned when Trump and Musk are on finasteride and RFK on TRT?
>>60121819Who knows. When the SPX reached 6000pts in November last year, my TA magic lines were showing yet another 10-12% increase on top of that before the line literally ends.Clown world still gives reason to believe that the SPX will still reach that milestone (~6700pts) before EOY.All this tariff hysteria reminds me of the plandemic where everybody, especially the "experts", were convinced that it's literally fucking over this time for realz......and then nothing happened and most western economies reached "full employment" shortly after."Experts".....
If tariffs were bad why did europeans use them against china and america this whole time?Why did china always use them?
>>60120966I'm surprised the mods haven't put the song on as board background music.
>>60121175Ged a CD. you can find ones returning 4.5% still. Just do that. Trying to time the market in times like this is gambling. Remember, tariff's haven't even really started yet and consumers won't feel it for a few months.
CANT STOPWONT STOPGAMESTOP
>>60121895No, he just took the tariffs on them back today. Everything for the sake of Israel amirite MIGApede?
>>60121908That's what I was considering, just put like 80% of my shit in bonds until this all resolves itself, then just buy the dip afterwards.
Going to trade some 0DTEs today with 3 figs
https://voca.ro/1kiR5Mg1UNDKits ok guys... its all gonan b o k
>>60121897Honestly i'm hoping he gets deposed/impeached soon enough, because otherwise, we're going to have a LOT worse problems than just 401k's going down the shitter.
>>60121916>All this tariff hysteria reminds me of the plandemic where everybody, especially the "experts", were convinced that it's literally fucking over this time for realz...>...and then nothing happened and most western economies reached "full employment" shortly after.Did you forget how the west printed to oblivion and we had to eat half a decade of high inflation to pay for it?
>>60121940idk if that's true
>>60121918>nooooooo you can't just point out facts>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethis whole fucking board
>>60121912Because gender-affirming care is only bad when you're trying to switch genders, tranny.
Why is baba down 10%?
>>60121945You said that in 2018
>>60121175(non Amerishart here)If you're in Burgerland why don't you check Robinhood Gold?They pay interest on idle cash yielding close to what the Fed funds rate is atm.>inb4 RobinhoodAlso they pay out once a month.>>60121925>4.5% stillProbably not for much longer.
>>60121966Because tariffs are double edged swords
leaf bros…
Luv me bear market /biz/
And just like that we are pumping bull bros
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60121950>Did you forget how the west printed to oblivion and we had to eat half a decade of high inflation to pay for it?So what you're saying is that this time really will be le different?
>>60121962Why would you call me a tranny when I was born a man and want to stay a man? I think you don't even know what the term means. Freaking npc.
>>60121991>tell this >>60121634stupid motherfucker this please please please please
>>60121938same anon. maybe 1dte puts to wait for weekend retaliation. godspeed
>>60121857Because more manufacturing is done in US and you kick illegals out wages for american worker rise. This offsets rise in prices of manufactured goods.US-made industrial stapling systems being more expensive has also lots to do with unions and regulatory capture.
>>60121918Their tariffs were selective, not blanket tariffs. China has been using them as a good tool to negotiate FTAs with favorable terms, to provide an incentive to do so. But their tariffs have never been punitive like Trump's, just high enough to generate interest in FTAs. It recently signed huge deals with major concessions in Africa by moving from tariffs to free trade with several countries. That has always been their end goal. Trump, on the other hand, is saying this won't change no matter what.
>>60121995They'll probably be right eventually
>>60121976>Probably not for much longer.Just lock it in now. No reason not to. You can get an extra grand or so by the end of the year.
>>60121994>it’s real
>Didn't sell before tariffs kicked in>Debating whether to buy today or not
>>60122008it's falling again anon.
>>60121974Kek, no. I was still kinda on board with Trump by then. Voted for him in 2016. Now I can see he's a mouth breathing retard who has amassed a large cult of zealousness sycophants. Shit is going down fast, and I dread to think what this country will be like if Trump really does impose martial law on the 20th. Shit's fucked.
>>60121962>see guys I code switched and used the word to; I am just like you guys hhahahahahahahahastay mentally ill ya faggot
>>60122029bullish
>>60122026Trump should've stuck to popular measures like deporting illegals and making precise cuts to government spending then he would've been remembered as a great president. Instead now he's sealed a permanent Democratic majority.
reminder CARD, LABD, TSLZ, and NVDQ are still cheap and can 5x from here
>>60121375Not even close to as bad as what trump is doing right now. I'd take lina kahn back in a heartbeat over trump and his economic policy from the 16th century.
>>60122029It can go lower. Rolling in cash right now got me comfy.
>>60121977But the tariffs will hardly affect baba.
>>60121994Daddy's home and he's taking his belt off?
BREAKERBREAKERBREAKERBREAKERBREAKER
2 minutes until open bros
>>60122026>mmartial lawI have never seen "2 more weeks" until now. Let me know how many more weeks until the constitution is upended and that dictatorship gases all its citizens. You are so fucking pozzed I cannot tell where the pozzed starts and stupidity ends
>>60122027>using the words code switch unironicallytranny detected
MY ASS IS CLENCHING
>>60122046>he's sealed a permanent Democratic majority.Let him cook
>>60121994All that for J Pow to come on stage and say we're watching carefully and not adjusting rates or .25 cut at best
I bought SOXL at 13 dollars, should I sell?
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
It will pump on open doe
>>60122058Hey, all's i'm saying is he made an executive order to make a 90 day report on the border situation, and on 4/20 will make a determination whether or not to inact the insurrection act. Have you ever known Trump to say NO to unlimited power? You should be paying attention.
>>60122059>I am going to call the man who has been reffering to the transexual commnity has mentall ill faggots; a tranny! >that will surely trick everyone into thinking I am not a mentally ill faggot!
Brace for inpact
>>60122065He’s never leaving. Imagine the market reaction when people finally accept the obvious reality
>>60122071buy a protective put or set stoploss
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINShttps://youtu.be/HKLyc_SYfl8
>30 seconds
I'm going to buy a put for the 9th
Clench those cheeks Here we go
Seeing the pre-market it's going to be another massive doomp
>>60122083You can't trust anything anymoreBonds, stock, yourself
>>60122086nah it's because you use fag language like a faggot
>>60121995Yes because Trump is destroying the previous status quo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60122022I advice patience. Unless you invest in index funds, then you keep investing same as always.
It's a dooooooooomp
>>60121857>Tariffs creates a class of dependent zombie companies that leech from the labor of the actually productive and internationally competitive people and corporationsNo, cause these companies will simply perish in a free market and be replaced with companies which can make better products for cheaper.
Actually not that bad I was expecting -6 straight away
WTF WAS THAT AHHHHHHHHH
>>60122046>he has created the whigg partyOH NO! NOT THE WHIGG PARTY!>>>60122084the world is going to end on Easter/Weed Daysure bro! Easter is the day that the world ends. Let me pull out a star chart and mark that down for the horoscope
5 PERCENT PUMP WTFWT
Looks like Dow is under 40K
Yea I'm not seeing a buy here, better to wait until Monday and check again
>>60122127
>>60122127You can't bait me into opening my port. Not today.
My cheeks are getting clapped right now
>>60122124Hey, you can deny it all you want. Just trying to help you prepare anon.
US 10y below 4%How cohenvenient for that approaching wall of debt to be refinanced...
I think it usually talks a half hour for froth on open to settle
I AM SO TIRED OF WINNING PLEASE STOP
HIT THE BRAKES HIT THE BRAKES GOD DAMNIT STOP THE TRADES
What is this pattern called?
>>60122122Still way too much optimism, long way to dump. I might actually sell my defensives and go all cash.
>>60121634So here's the Dow.
That's it. I'm shorting SOXL
WE FINNA HIT CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>>60122169The stock market is surging if you live in Australia.
>Spikes on open causing my positions to dip hard>Freak out and think about cutting losses>It starts gently reversing Phew. Can't believe this retarded market almost pumped.
Remember the good times when US was a oligarchy? Please go back
>>60122013>Trump is sayingYeah, true. He should just telegraph everything lolNot like he's "said" a lot of stuff in the past just to apply pressure.
>>60122012>wages for american worker riseIf wages rise, everything becomes proportionally more expensive. Unless you are actually putting more goods on the market than before, there is a loss in economic value and the rise in wages is an illusion. If we go from 1,000,000 goods imported into the country and 200,000 goods produced in the country to 300,000 goods imported into the country and 600,000 goods produced in the country there is still a real 10% loss in wealth and higher wages are illusory. Tariffing does not mean shit unless American factories actually begin to produce more of tariffed good X than China at an equivalent price, which they never will. This is an economic kabuki theatre based on the destruction of wealth and subsequent inflation by appreciation in value of goods while their number diminishes below demand. This is a supply crunch. The demand for labor will rise, but real wealth will diminish probably indefinitely as China cannot be replaced.
Apple has lost 1 trillion dollars in market cap
Whats the threshold to stop hit the emergency button and stop trading?
>>60122177The Mango Tango
>>60122177the australian pump
>>60122176STOP THE COUNT>>60122178I did that at the very peak and now can shitpost all I want.
Someone at my work started playing final countdown lol
>>60121652NASDAQ down 3%DOW down 2%S&P down almost 3%
no brakes on the MAGA train son
>>60122177Trumpenomics
>>60122177The kerfuffle shuffle
>SOXLDamn
holy fuck fuck my ass silver is dumping, why!!! why arent you guys changing into silver? where is the money even going??
>>60122195This. The US can only produce highly complex machinery or digital services which are competitve in the world market while the 3rd worlders produce cheap but low quality products.
>>60122222Silver is a meme in tradesPhysical metals is better than stock
>>60122222QUINTS>where is the money even going??Mattresses.
A few centimeters and we would be in a different timeline and celebrating. What could have been.
>>60122222Damn, nice quints
WTF WAS THAT???SUUUUUUUUUUUURGE!!!
>>60122245>t. short sighted retardTrust the plan
Holy shit I'm so glad I sold while I was still green lol.
>>60122245that shit was staged
>>60122177content of the picture to the right very related to the subject matter[this isn't spam ffs][it really isn't...][oh come on][ok just fuck off!][trying something else...][the "system" doesn't like black people it seems]
>>60122222Silver was always a scam for migatards in poverty. Should have bought gold
TITANIUM RESISTANCE AT 5200 SPX
WEWOAAH LOOK AT THATCANCEL ALL ORDERSCANCEL ALL ORDERS
BUDDY
>>60122256Trust the pain?
>>60122245Biden was Mr. Crab. The economy wouldn't have grown under his second term and probably would have naturally reached recession in the third or fourth year. With Trump, we have something to shitpost about at least. Markets are over-inflated and a correction was about due so I guess he's going to do it on his terms, even if it means a Depression. He can use the economic crisis to project more power and perhaps become a second F.D.R. --- he said he wanted a third term, after all.
>>60122284>>60122284>>60122284New bread
My port is so down bros, fuck
>>60122270you betcha
RADICAL LEFT MARXIST COMMUNISTS ARE TANKING THE COUNTRY SLURP SLURP SLURP SOTP THE STEAL LOCK HER UP MAKE AMERICA CREAT AGAIN
>>60122177Winning
>>60122195Why are you framing this in terms of production capacity? There's plenty of labor in US, why would there be issues with production capacity? What does this have to do with tarrifs? For the last 150 years the issue has been ability to produce way more goods than what consumers need lol. Thats why you have "free trade zones" where one country floods other countries in the zone with manufactured goods, killing domestic manufacturing of the less developed countries.
Least this threads almost over...
>>60122288Yes. It's just like lifting. You do lift, right anon?
Thought i'd ride som free percentages up on INTC on the usual morning pump and dump. but man i didnt expect that fucking brutal drop. YIKES
0dte AMD puts are literally free money
I'm down almost 100k from ath and I refuse to sell. We will rebound. I'm not gonna be one of those dumb faggots that bets against the American economy and gets burned every single time.
I'm 34 years old. My ATH net worth was ~750k a few months ago. I am currently down ~100k.I just sold ~260k worth of stock in my (inherited) IRA.My current holdings are now 33% stocks (a variety of US ones in IRA, brokerage, and 401ks), 40% cash, 7% gold and silver, and 4% gold ETFs.I was an idiot to wait so long to sell. I saw this shit coming months away but didn't trust myself. I locked in my losses, but I don't stand to lose as much any more. I would rather be mid tier (e.g., drop to ~500k) than outright poor (e.g., drop to ~200k). Sigh.I just hope I don't lose my job. Thank you for reading my blog.
>>60122312>There's plenty of labor in USno there fucking isn't. you aren't competing with a few hundred million turd worlders you're competing with BILLIONS. america should only focus on big high value shit because we can't throw billions of brown people and chinks at cheap consumer goods
MIGA and all its members will forever be remembered in history books for participating in a billionaire suicide cult
>>60121751I don't think it's going to help much unless they stop ALL emigration but that ain't happening
>>60122390why arent u 100% cash u fucking retard
>>60122177A long overdue correction
>>60121759He is just protecting them from WW III
>WE'RE GOING DOWN>I'M YELLING RECESSION!>YOU BETTER MOVE>YOU BETTER SELL>LETS MAKE A MARKET>YOU CAN'T RETIRE>I'LL BE THE PRES>YOU MOST REGRET
I-I think i slurped too early intcels...
I bought a put then a huge green dildo appeared on Spy
ive sold all my shit and gone back to cash.only a -£100 loss which i consider to be good considering what some anon's here have lost already.The plus side is when the market stops crashing eventually its a buyer's market then.
>>60121686You have guns, do it yourself.
>>60122684>he thinks its going to stop crashinghave fun with the bulltrap, anon
what do you guys think, whats the lowest tsla will go today?
>>60122588Wrote more puts today. Breakeven is like $18.50
wow its going to reach -5% today
>>60120957US needs to have a civil war, we can’t live with these people.
