Market status: devoured edition>Suicide HotlineHelp is availableSpeak with someone today988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previously on /smg/ :>>60126206
ummmmm SOXLSISTERS???
put bros ww@
SLURPERS WILL ALWAYS WIN
5100 on the brink
Time to buy SOXL???
>>60127675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhhoPxCWZeg&ab_channel=GamingShyGuyAnd if you're down,You'll get up again.Dust off a bit,And go along your way.
oh god oh god oh god here it comes i'm gonna
chat is moving so fast nobody will read I'm trans
will stupid and poors hit -6% before days end? find out soon.
sold my puts for $1.6k profitcould get $2.6k if it stays here for a couple more hours but i don't trust sloorpers
In told you niggas to sell last month because this administration isn't rational
>>60127694next stop 16, and then 24HODL
>>60127705it's above 0, so no
>>60127675Imagine if you bought a 500p on spy when it was at 610 a month ago.I would be over 1000x now
>>60127721holding most of mine over the weekend
below 5000 EOD
>>60127732I would literally instantly retire with that
>>60127702it's barely holding but we've got plenty of time for it to be breached
>>60127744>below 5000the writing is on the wall
cash gang how you feeling? what are you going to slurp up and whats your strategy here.
>>60127745The crazy thing is we KNEW this shit would happen. So it was predictable somewhat
>>60127732I had one as a joke, but it expired this week already
SPY just hit new low today at 508
Buying GME puts rn
>>60127728i did sell some but not enough solded more today though fuck this shit its not going to get better within years even if trump realises hes fucked up he is too proud to back down on his retarded tariffs
I LIVE. I DIE. I LIVE AGAIN!
>>60127760I was a retard who didn't trust the shadow prezI kneel before his genius
Shit & Piss below 5100
>>60127738what puts are you trading?i only do 0DTEs so i only risk max $500 on SPX based on some reliable signalscan't afford to risk more for higher time intervals
>>60127747aaaaand it's already breached lmao
>Mein President>Powell fears tarrifs might increase inflation.>Powel's rate cut did not happen
We are going to break the 500 arent we?
>>60127775its over
>>60127777>i only do 0DTEsplease get help before it's too late
>>60127759I did that with tesla at 270 and now it's 239
>>60127783DER RATE CUT WAR EIN BEFEHL!!
>>60127759Waiting until Monday at least. Reciprocal tariffs haven't even hit yet. If they do then the easiest way of getting raped is to hold over the weekend.
>>60127787sub 100>>601277770dtes seem retarded
>>60127728Seems rational to me? Boomer retirement funds must be sacrificed to save the nation. Cool with me. Imagine being bought in to the fake economy. I’ve been waiting for this for years
haha dipperino
>>60127799Tariffs are supposed to hit on Wednesday. I wouldn't buy until then, or until Trump cucks on it.
PLEASE SAVE OIL
>>60127759>he thinks the line is going back upanon….
>>60127777current options portfolio, with some MSTZ calls cut off by the bottom
it won't be time to buy until the suicides begin within the next few weeks
>>60127675Oh my fuck
an entire year in two days
>mfw looking at my oil stocksI am financially obliterated
>>60127825>Market is where it was at a year agoWait, that's what all this panicking is about? One flat year? Not even a bad year kek, just flat.
So they are waiting until 3:30 to drop beyond 7%, thus avoiding a circuit breaker.GENIUS
SOXL is getting fucked
>>60127825Down Jones
>>60127819same, i wanna see pigs fly out of building in NYC before I buy anything
>>60127708Kys
looks like the dead cat is tired of trying to bounce and is going below ground level
holy shit a tariff just flew over my house
>CNBC editors writing headlines in caps now>S&P broke 5100 levelP A N I C
just sold all my port at 20k lossI'll re enter when it hits 400
>Dow Jones -8.75 (-0.02%) past year>Nasdaq -380.96 (-2.37%) past year>S&P 500 -41.56 (-0.81%) past yearJust have the more powerful orgasim of my life. Thank you /biz/ Thank you /smg/ Thank you Donald J. Trump
>>60127846bottom is in faggot
HOLY SHIT ITS DUMPING NOW
Bitcoin owns your boomer garbage
all that effort to hold at 5100 was just pointless kekwhoever was doing that was burning money
>>60127792>>60127802i'm just following these 0DTE strategies, so far i've been getting similar profits to the backtests>>60127818nice
TRIGGER CIRCUIT BREAKINGSTOP THE TRADINGTRIGGER CIRCUIT BREAKINGSTOP THE TRADINGTRIGGER CIRCUIT BREAKINGSTOP THE TRADING
the reciprocal tariffs are meant to force businesses to shift their supply/manufacturing out of china to smaller more pliable nations like vietnam who are already caving and cutting deals. that only works if he actually follows through. we haven't even begun to crash.
BREAKERBREAKERBREAKERBREAKERBREAKER
5100 utterly brokenthe train is derailing
Its drilling...
>4>4>4has it ever gotten this low? maybe in 2008 or corona?
>>60127859DOOMCHADS, ITS OUR TIME TO RIDE OUT
COUNT STATUS: UNSTOPPED
liquidated all my shitI think its going to hit 400 next week when the europoors fight back
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI CAN'T PAY MY RENTI AM GOING TO BE HOMELESSSTOP THE TRADING
>US economy centered around buying things>People order things online and it's someone's job to pack and ship it>People buy things in stores and it's someone's jobs to stock the shelves >Now no one can buy anything and businesses are bleeding money Everyone but the elite will suffer from this. Zion Don you did it again
>>60127880IIRC some anon in a thread a day or two back said it hit 3 during the covid shitfestdon't personally remember seeing that but I don't tend to watch that index closely
so i should put some cash in CDs and DCA into stocks and crypto right
>>60127873>>60127876SPY would have to trade below 500. There is no way it happens
too bad americans are too cucked to take to the streets (me included)
Holy shit my account's getting obliterated lmao
>>60127896buy puts its free money right now
STOP THE COUNT
>>60127859Buy signal
yurocucks are suffering morewe're winning this trade warthey will pay upthey will lose their gibsthey will die for slavsthey will be replaced by muslimsno more leeching off america
STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT
>>60127909Level 1: 5018.76Level 2: 4694.97Level 3: 4317.21
>>60127912why would we protest? this is based as fuck
>>60127892not our fault, you should tell your CoC that starting a trade war with the whole world is retarded.This is an even worse economic sudoku than Brexit
>>60127675>nvda at 93So many anons were absolutely certain that this would never happen. They scoffed at the suggestion.
holy fuck, it keeps dipping
AAAHHHHH
>>60127913Same bro, my unrealized losses are insane. I'm fucking cooked thanks to this orange retard
>>60127927Zero chance
>>60127925kek saw this post from a russian flag on polhows it going ivan
>tfw sitting in cash
>>60127675how close are we to the circuit breaker holy fuck
>>60127928it's based if you think we'll ever be back. america has fallen this time
CNBC HEADLINES IN ALL CAPS
so this is the end of capitalism
>>60127810I doubt the majority will still be there on Wednesday
>>60127946CASH THADS, WHAT DO WE BUY UP FIRST?
>DOW DOWN 2100Circuit breakers here we come
Soo how’s a margin call work? Should I be expecting an actual phone call?
>>60127902lol sp500 is still historically expensive, current market is still valuing tarrifs not going through.We are going sub 4k if tarrifs happen and a global recession follows
>>60127939seethe on
>>601279481% more
sp500 REALLY wants to dip below 5000.
>>60127957>>60127946you will buy my slurps
>>60127948circuit is 7%it's at around 5.5-5.75 it'd take a herculean effort to hit it
>>60127950>america has fallen this timegood. let this nigger infested shithole burn to the ground
>>60127953And this is proof we haven't bottomed out yet
>>60127965This is basically a 2008 level event, if you didnt get out in time you're going to be waiting 5-10 years to recover your losses before its over
>>60127948https://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/tradingcurb.asp
>retards buying
>>60127965what am i looking at here anon>>60127973panic selling in the last hour will trigger it on spy, maybe dow
>VIX has literally doubled in less than 3 days>up 50% today alonelmao
America is over and it's taking the world with it.
>>60127971and the counter-tariffs arent even on yet,JESUS
>>60127909Knock on wood.
>>60127965Well there will be a US recession for sure if this keeps up. The Atlanta Fed Q1 GDP forecast has been negative for a month already. Just need another few months of what we've had to get a recession after a drop in Q2.
S&P nearly down 6% now
>>60127973NOT SO FAST
>>60127997>US recessionworld recession*yuros will suffer more
DUMP IT HARDERI WANT 450 BY WEDNESDAY
did bump limit get reduced or are we just flying today?
>>60128006World - China, yes.
>>60127985These slurpers are like the French SS fighting to the last man in the Reichstag.
>>60127011I purposely avoided Airbus for my EU DEF picks, not because it's a bad company, far from it, but I knew it would get fucked by the tariffs fights due to its civilian branch. I have Rheinmetall, a bit of Saab, Dassault Aviation, Thalès (though Dassault posses 25% of Thalès, so yeah), Leonardo, Safran. I'm a bit bummed with the Leonardo dump, what the fuck. Safran unfortunately was an Airbus-like pick, good company of course, but caught in the tariffs war as they have some work with the US.I'm not sure what to do coming this Monday, either add more, or doing nothing. Sector felt oversold for no reason, but then again, when everything is going 1929 style, nothing matters.
>>60128012we're flying like businessmen out of high rise windows
>>60127987if the spy circuit triggers it's a floor-stopthere is no independent djia circuit (because its just a smaller slice)
why is intel crashing so hard today when they announce the partnership with tsmc?
meanwhile Gamestop is running, I guess holding $6 billion in cash helps heading into a recession
Reminder that we’re gonna drop the perfect percentage every day to not trip the breakers and we will bleed you fucking dry
>>60128029because they're worthless jews who make shit products
-6%is it time to spiral down the drain?
>>601279602 goombas show up at your door with a baseball bat
Holy shit
Tempted to slurpAlso tempted to liquidate all my positionsMuch more tempted to liquidate after the last hour thoughWhat the FUCK is this bros
I may have gotten reamed during Q1 earnings but it at least got me into cash before things got far worse
>>60128035It's going to start with good ol' liquidity squeeze, isn't it?
>>60127973the weekend retail dump hasn't even started
kek here come the sloorpers again
>>60128050It's Trump retardism at full power, this is a historic self-own. Unimaginable that Congress doesn't try to stop him, legislative branch is supposed to handle tariffs
LMAO the 2pm dump - was that SOROS lmao
>>60128050Fear, uncertainty, and doubt
>>60128070he controls all branches of government, its ogre he can do whatever he wants
It's just too muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I
>>60128050>still holding on anything but cash and short positionsngmi
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60127700TAPS
>dead cat bouncesboring
>>60128070>president causes recession>nobody wants to lose their job in a recession, decide to obey executive branch
suddenly the slurpers woke up
dumb mumus walking into the slaughter
You call that a pump?
It is surprisingly comfy watching it all burn down.
So is the market going to back up or is it poised to go down and stay down?
I CANT STOP SLOOORPING
DOW EXTENDS ROUT, DOWN 2,000 POINTS
>>60128111BOTTOM IS INBUY BEFORE THE WEEKEND
>>60128111Down, of course
Glad I just DCA and don't worry. I'd hate to be a short-term investor.
>>60128111The market is going
>>60127732What’s a 500p
Somebody stop this man, I am down 20k this week and most of my portfolio is basically just VOO
Plunge protection team (fed). Will never allow it to crash. It is literally illegal for the stocks to crash. Do people here not know anything?
>>60128070I like the schizo theory I read that establishment republicans want Trump to fail so that they can take the party back from the MAGA crowd. It's not an outrageous implication honestly.
>>60128089>short positionsS&P drops 10% in two days(you): "hold short"
Is that the best you got, bobo
>oh my god its crashing!>zooms out of SPY>-5% fucking retarded apes shut the fuck up
>>60128111>buying before the orange dumbass says more crazy shit over the weekendseems risky desu
>>60128111No one knows, historically the world has not ended though
>>60128111
>>60128131How much did they just print?
WEEKEND WILL SHOWCASE THE ART OF THE DEALORSEVERE PANIC AND TRUMP CHICKENING OUT
>>60128111The federal reserve will cut rates and then it'll pump hard before it collapses completely and bottoms out by the end of trumps presidency, the worst defeat the white race has suffered in a century.20 years of democrat rule and free trade world wide will commence. Buy the dip and sell it when the real top arrives.
>>60128129500 put contract. they were like at 0.001 a pop
>>60128111There is literally zero precedent that anyone can use to tell you the answer to this.
>>60128111Not even close to the bottomWe have 4 more years of Trump clownery, he will be in office until the END of the DECADE!
>>60128143Losing nearly a year's worth of gains still sucks and it might stay stagnant for a while too.
>>60128158>Fed will cut ratesHe doesn't know
>>60128145He is going to fuck my puts. I can feel it.
>Charts suggest S&P 500 sell-off will continue until this level, says Carter WorthWhats the magic number guys?
>>60127825zoom out
So, when will we see those charts again? I remember we had them for the covid
>>60128163NO NEED FOR PRECEDENCE EVERY DAY IN THE MARKET IS DIFFERENT LEARN TO READ THE TAPE
>>60128158>The federal reserve will cut rates
>>60128143true brother, it needs to go down -10% in a single day instead of two.
>>60128171They will eventually if the GDP keeps dropping. It'll be cut fast.
>>60128174>Whats the magic number guys?SPY $499. The S&P499
>>60128163actually there is quite a lot of historical precedence around tariff data affecting the marketsmostly not good
>>60128110I made more money since yesterday than in the rest of my entire amateur trading endeavour. This was extremely predictable, for once. Nice and comfy indeed.
/pol/ won again meanwhile ugly leftists that flooded into these threads during the /bant/ split lost
>>60128158>he doesnt knowPowell will raise rates due to tariff inflation and then the REAL crash will happen
>>60128195GDP dropping is all part of Trump's plan. He is just going to pretend it Biden's fault.
>>60128171>>60128186They'll cut rates, they have to.There's no choice.
>>60128208>This will cause the fed to slash the ratesLol. Lmao. Trump can only seethe as Jerome mocks him.
>>60128163on one hand trump does like to cuck out of policies he madeon the other hand he is a prideful retardcould go either way
>>60128213They can decide fucking you over is funnier
>>60128212Well if he wants rates cut above all else, that makes sense. Anyway, the atlanta fed forecast has the q1 gdp at -3% so far.
>>60128208>MIGA copiumFace it, Trump is a retarded nigger who doesn't know what it's like to be poor. Dude is a fucking billionaire, you think he gives a fuck if you can't retire?
>>60128208just keep posting thru it bro
>>60128195They can't because inflation would risk USD status as global reserve currency, and that would destroy US economy for sure.Damned if you do, damned if you don't. There is no free beer anymore.
>>60128208Stop huffing glue. Thinking Trump plays 4D chess when he literally takes what ChatGPT tells him is are the tariffs of other countries is beyond retarded.
>>60128208>deflationary spiralyeah that isn't good, poor people are the first to get clipped from jobs
Are you ready for the pre-close dump + post-market dump?
>>60128205the global economy was so different back then that I don't think those times show us the actual scope of what is going to happen.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS EVERYTHING DYING
I’m actually in trouble. Legit trouble. I made a huge fuckup. Holy fucking shit the fuck am I going to do
>>60128246READY TO SLURP YES
>>60128228If Trump post hard enough, maybe this won't be a recession.
>>60128251This is true, it's going to be so much worse this time around.
>>60128255What options does to a nigga.
>>60128237Usually large GDP contractions trigger deflation. There won't be inflation because no one will have jobs and demand for anything will plummet.
>>60128208I thought this was a shitpost at first but I guess we're all clowns now
Im so glad im not in the market right now and havent been since the ukranian war, but I want to buy..
>>60128255Do you have someone with a chainsaw coming after you right now?If not, then it's not so bad
>>60128213dont cut rates. I want the crash of the century. I want to DCA hard over the next 18-24 months to then grow into a healthy retirement in 15 years
>tfw closed short too early
>>60128208>slashing the rates with rampant self-inflicted inflation due to tariffsmore like /pol/ being retarded again. to the surprise of nobody
>>60128255>he didn't sell the moment trump showed his stupid fucking tariff board
>>60128208/pol/ is only good at producing copium for boomers to consume these days
Why is Bitcoin pumping in the midst of all this?
>>60128251i wasnt referring to like the 1800s m8there's a lot of recent modern historical data around how tariffs fuck up markets
>>60128138were you saying, mumu?
>>60128208>Taxing imports reduces the price of domestic goodsHow?>This is how the price of eggs droppedThe price of eggs dropped because we made a bunch of free trade agreements specifically for eggs.
>>60128255it's just money bro
>>60128273>buyingit's put season m8
>>60128287These times of insecurity is supposed to be when bitcoin pumps as a hedge against the established market
MY FAMILY'S SAVINGS ARE GONE I HAVE 8 CHILDREN TO FEEDFUCK ORANGEEEEEE
>>60128287it's digital gold
why does theta exist
>this giant struggle between PPT and the Market's fear to keep the dow above -2000 and the 500 over 5000kino
>>60128287Hedge against USD dollars although it is pegged to the USD dollars. Don't ask me. Ask the crypto bros.
>>60128287BTC's performance is the big surprise of this mess, yeah. Like, it's obvious that BTC isn't affected by tariffs, but it's also been the case that BTC has tracked QQQ for a while now, so it's surprising to see it depeg.Honestly think this means that institutional investors are seeing it as its own thing and not just any old risk asset.
Wow, very cool
>>60128303You can buy puts anon
>>60128307BET ONLY WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE
>Stocks become more affordable for average americanHow and why is this a problem?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
>>60128251agredd, it's going to be even worse now that economies are more closely interconnected, you fucking moron.
s&p pump already fading
>>60128208complete nonsense, lmao.
WELCOME TO THE DAAAANGER ZONE
QUICK REMINDER that a mere 1 or 2 weeks ago, we had government officials telling (you), retail, to buy TSLA share.Live on prime time TV.Of course, I said it was the most obvious rich dumping their bags to retail redflag ever seen in History, and you laughed at it.
>>60128208>lower the cost of everythingWell, it's cheaper to buy stocks, so that checks out.
>>60128208>here is what he is going to do>in the past the eggs dropped because of what he is planning to do in the future??? how do you retards fall for this timeline
>>60128287>BitcoinI hope I get to see this pyramid scheme collapse in my lifetime.
>>60128337dead cats take some time to realize their fate
>>60128275Trump is going to fire the federal reserve chairman to appoint a guy who isn't a subhuman like Jerome Powell. It will be challenged in the supreme court which will side with trump about it but meanwhile Jerome will go home.Then the new guy will cut rates to 0 and the bull run will happen.
>>60128336Yes that was my point. I was agreeing. Jesus christ.
>>60128328>A trade war has no effect on the real worldDon't be surprised when everything you buy gets more expensive.
>>60128021Leonardo dump really rustled my jimmies. Specifically because everything was so peachy yesterday when burgers were red.Just my retarded take but this could be because people are cashing in profits on their best performers to get liquidity. Same reason gold and gold related stocks dumped.Normally it should rebound in a few days, but tariffs start working Monday-Wednesday so everything could go tits up even more.Strap in!
>>60128302Not taking a pic of the terminal, but it’s not my fucking money
>>60128287Bogdanoff
>>60128327EVERYONE SAID THIS SHIT NEVER GOES DOWN, WHAT THE HELL YOU FUCKING BASTARDS.ADBUL IS HUNGRY
>>60128357felt like some desperate baggies trying to pump it enough to be able to sell at 5100now they've mostly sold
>>60128369>terminal>not my fucking moneyo shitwhat did you do anonWHAT DID YOU DO
WMT finally fell 5%
>>60128235being poor is just a mindset in first world countries
lost ~9k on utilities todaydidn't sell last night because I'm retardedhad all the pieces, just didn't put 'em together; should've sold as soon as the tariffs were locked in, powell was never gonna flinch
>>60127825>Trump is erasing Biden legacyAm I suppose to have a problem with this or something?
>>60128378MASHALLA TRUMP WILL FEED YOUNG ABDUL
>>60128255If you're an Aryan brother then I'll pray for your salvation...if not.
If SPY 506 falls it's gonna be a bloodbath
>>60128328Boomers with their retirement locked in a 401kPeople getting fired and having to sell at the bottom to afford rent without sucking dicksRetards doubling down and slurping the "dip"
>>60128166>final termlol he's gonna be president until he's dead, then they're gonna preserve his body on the golden throne like lenin.
WHAT STOCKS TO BUY BROS? KROGER?
up 150% today, loaded up on TSLL puts for next week kekTSLA to zero please
>>60128417WATCH IT ZOOM ZOOM
>>60128386Still just money bro. Just say sorry.
>>60128414anon, you are in for a nice kino
>>60128362Sorry, I'm too used to /pol/tards grasping at straws in spite of obvious truth and I misread your post. My bad.
>>60128361I'm exiting USD cash if Powell gets the boot. Seeing Trump with tariffs, I'm not trusting him with monetary policy.
>>60128435>TSLA to zero pleaseGod I wish, I need my TLSZ to print
>>60128417Boomers will sell their houses for 1 million dollars and live off the money while millennials and zoomers beg for money at new york times square
I need to find good divvie stocks to go all in on while they are cheap!
>>60128369>it’s not my fucking moneyWhat?
what is this end of the day cope buying, just let the line go down bro...
we back
Just bought a lot of stocks in a company that makes copper tubes.Copper tubes are always needed, and half of the copper the US uses is mined domestically. The other half comes from Chile, which only got 10 % tariffs.I hope I didn't make a huge mistake, I'm an europoor and this is literally my pension money.
>Nintendo delays Switch 2 preorders because of Trump tariffs LMAO
I havnt seen SMG this lively since before they ruined Biz with the email thing
>>60128468PFE maybe, I've been pondering that one.
>>60128462>Boomers will sell their houses for 1 million dollarsTo whomst
>>60127912All that boasting about guns, only to never be used because turbopussies. I have more respect for fucking Iranians and the likes going in the streets with only their arms against armed police that don't hesitate to shoot. Pathetic.
>>60128435I wonder if musk regrets helping trump now
i dont know what "slurp" means in /biz/ context because i only know it from /sp/ where it means boring
these charts are bullshit
>>60128386I accidentally fat fingered a massive options sell order meant to hedge risk and nuked a client’s retirement fund. Essentially, I am fucked.
You lost a lot of money today.
>>60128482My dad works at Nintendo and he's not pleased
>>60128468KHC DOW PFEthink we get a few more month of pain though desu flam
stopslurping
>>60128401I WILL SLIT THE THROATS OF TEN INFIDELS FOR THIS, I SWEAR BY ALLAH.
>>60128500BAAAAAAAAASED
>>60128328average American isn't in the market at all idiot frogposter, but they absolutely will get fucked because of what's happening>>60128284I shoulda bought crazy OOTM SPY puts but all of my fun money got slurped by an unexpectedly high tax bill
>>60128488Blackrock, same as before.
>>60128500RIP anon, we will carry on in your spirit of retarded losses
>>60128482They're still on here in Canada, and the CAD price was already $60 cheaper when converted to USD. So they'd priced $60 of tariffs in.
mustard on the beat, 'ho
>>60128507NO
>>60128496it means "to buy the dip"
kek NQ weekly is at the bottom of cloud support on Ichimoku. It didn't touch the cloud for two years. Unfortanately the 200 MA is 1500 points lower than this.
I feel nothing still...
you vill own nothing, but also not be happy. you can thank drumpf for that
short sellers extracting profit will prevent the break downwardsslurpers will be duped into phony support tune in next week to find out the conclusion to this episode's thrilling cliffhanger
>>60127959lmao, and no excuses about "uuuuh it has a higher base points so of course drops are biggernowadays". Because this one drop is the equivalent.
ahh hello europoors, I feel sorry for your losses
>>60128447kino has been cancelled it seems
>>60128538>
>>60128505I think I'll buy 200 bucks of each every paycheck word on the streets is there is another super virus
was there news? weird to rip into a friday like this
>>60128546Sad but true. I have a feeling these card games will continue until the tariffs actually hit.
>>60128500Boomer Exterminator
>>60128029who the fuck cares when half the CPUs in the world are ARM ones.
I knew they will close the market with a pump,now to wait until monday
>>60128533why is it called slurp
>dead cat keeps trying to reboundhow cute and adorable
>>60128244Who gives a fuck about the poor?
>>60128569just screwing puts and shorts
stupid fucking bullshit fake ass eod rally fucking slurpers are retarded.
Remember anons:POTUS can remain irrational longer than market can remain solvent
>>60128590kill the cat already
>The markets are still coping that Trump will reverse course on tariffs and everything will go back to normal.
This market is insane. I've mostly been DCAing into VOO and VXUS over the past 2 years like a good goy and I am now negative....Decided to live a little and buy $100 of SOXL. Maybe orange man will change his mind and on Monday we go back to normal and I'll be rich. Should I buy more?
>>60128606He will
>>60128603you can't kill a dead cat, that's the problem
HANK TOUGH BROS
Is GME the only safe investment in these troubled times?
>>60128586basedjaks
>>60128609The point of DCA is to buy on regular schedules regardless what's happening. So just stick to your plan. But if you're down over TWO years, you probably haven't done that.
>>60128520Prices would collapse without retail money
>>60128615No he won't. Not before completely irreversible damage.And I'm not even talking about loss of trust because that shit was gone the minute he announced tariffs on canada and mexico back in february
>watching all these coping MAGAturds keep saying it's patriotic to lose moneyFUCKING KEKrepublicans are gonna get gutted next elextion for several decades.
>>60128417>selling stocks instead of sucking cocksNGMI
>>60128619
Any bets of aftermarket?
VIX went up at least up 45% lmfao
uhh guys you might wanna see this >>60128193
>>60128453The president doesn't legally have the authority to fire the fed chairman but this president and his Supreme court judges can do whatever he wants.Jerome is going to get the boot, the sooner the better. Someone needs to tell Vance and hegseth as soon as possible to consider this option.
>>60128590the way they keep fizzling out is even funniersomeone is essentially burning money for no reason the past hour
BREAKING: US stock market has now lost over $9 trillion in value since Trump's inauguration
>>60128417>buying VTI at $305 is smart>buying VTI at $250 is stupid because it might go down to $235 next week or it might go to $275it'll be $500 in 10 years, who fucking cares. SLURP UP
Who the fuck is buying 280 dollar spy puts for mid april
>>60128479> 2 women in their marketing materialnot a good sign anon...
IM all cash and my jagons are so fucking hard rn, I sold close to the fucking all time top about a month ago
Lmao
>>60128655idk about the general election, but the midterms will be unmitigated disaster at this pacethe GOP is eventually going to have to convince him to backdown in some way so they dont lose the senate
>>60128689kek fuck those cucks
>>60128673it's called desperation
uh oh stinky
>>60128681>Just baghold 10 years
>>60128689This is pretty much already happening, no? The stuff EU is doing disproportionately targets red states.
>>60128705gladly. I'll collect the dividends every 3 months
>>60128699I'm sure this time Trump will care.
BLACK FRIDAY!YOU WILL TELL YOUR GRANDCHILDREN YOU WERE THERE!
>Held NVIDIA for a year because lol capital gains.>Looks like I'm locked in for at least another year now
>>60128699Just walk back the tariffs Don. Give us the opportunity to buy free money calls.
>>60128629I have been DCAing consistently. I got a better job so for the last year I was contributing the same percent of my paycheck but it was more dollars than before. 2 years of DCAing into VOO and my cost average is at 480.
>>60128619Hes so cooked, he knows he fucked up big time
Somebody is fucking desperate to avoid -1000 Nasdaq
>>60128461TSLZ and same- +20% is nice but we had $6 not too long ago
>>60128689It would be hilarious if they seceded.
>>60128689California to become Americas richest state, DC was tax funded anyway.
>>60128606It won't go back to normal even if he announces immediately that all tariffs are dropped Markets need stability and predictability to show consistent growth, and the US administration has shaken things up too much to create any sense of confidence.Add onto that the fact that there is now strong global sentiment to separate your economy from trade with the US, and it seems unlikely that things will bounce back.Unless the US somehow manages to pull a self sufficient supply chain and manufacturing economy out of its ass in the next few weeks
>>60128758pretty sure it already has the largest GDP, it's something like #6 in the world
>>60128726Shut the fuck up. It wasn't even that bad.
>>60128688>all cash>not shorting obvious meltdowns in the mid term like tslangmi
>>60128761>Unless the US somehow manages to pull a self sufficient supply chain and manufacturing economy out of its ass in the next few weekspossible with H1B visaslets go, import 1 billion indians
I bought 1 call for Walmart going up to 97 dollars In a couple of weeks just in case
>>60128744could say that for sub 510 s&p and -2000 dow as well
>>60128690>so they dont lose the senateI doubt they can avoid losing both the house and the senate even if he announced a full reversal today.The question is by how much will they lose
>>60128774priced in + will obviously get some bullshit government gibs like military contractsif you haven't figured out elon is a deep part of the MIC you are retaded
>>60128690They had the power to stop him and they gave it away for no reason LMAO
slurpers are evil
NEW @_@v>>60128800>>60128800>>60128800>>60128800
>>60128718>The stuff EU is doing disproportionately targets red states.EU is extremely retarded but still less retarded that Trump, they are actually capable of picking targets
>>60128822>>60128822>>60128822new bread
>>60128782YOU CANT TURN INDIANS INTO JAPANESE MEN BY BOILING THEM, I ALREADY TRIED IT.
>>60128799well 2022 was a disaster for Biden economically because of the whiplash inflation and they still managed to beat out le red wave that everybody was expecting, there's still plenty of time for them to reverse course politically
>>60128672Have you considered what zero rates are going to do in current economy? Treasuries rates are already pretty high, if you start flooding economy with free money again they are going to the moon. Right now, I don't have any trust in US stocks, but still respect cash and T-bills as safe assets. If US start taking out trillions upon trillions of high interest debt to double down on this madness, I'm out. And I have a feeling I won't be the only one.
>>60128830let’s not split smg again: >>60128809
>>60128830You lose, pedo.
>>60128037This will be gme all over again
>I shorted nasdaq and dax, leverage long on VIXIt was really that easy, especially VIX made me like twice as much as the shorts.
>>60128782you can't turn indians into factories or raw materials
So fake and gay.
>>60128026lmao
>>60128602kek
>>60128699>fell for it again award
What's the movee come Monday morning? The bulk of my portfolio is in crypto but I want back in the casino.
whew we hit not just 5 but 6% too. great day
>>60129473same, peaked at 25% though. forgot to close my put. I think this bot still needs a lot of work.
