bullied by tariffs edition>Suicide HotlineHelp is availableSpeak with someone today988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previously on /smg/ :>>60127675
ooooo power hour, back above -5%
>>60128800I lost all my financial and fitness gains
SLURPSLURP SLURP
>>60128800can IBIT please buy more bitcoin already
Its jover
>>60128808explain why slurpers are evil? cash was hoarded for opportunities like this.
GUYS WHAT IS THETAWHY ARE MY PUTS GETTING CHEAPER
who else DCAing all the way down
liquidated everything at 30k loss I feel trump is going to become more retarded so I cut my losses
I HAVE 250K IN CASHWHAT DO I DO
DO NOT GO SHORT INTO THE WEEKENDDO NOT GO SHORT INTO THE WEEKENDDO NOT GO SHORT INTO THE WEEKENDCLOSE AND SLURP
>>60128832why would sleepy joe do this
For unrelated reasons, I'm likely to lose my job soon. I'll be fine with a 4 month emergency fund, right?
>>60128842I'd say hold on, but I don't know what to do either.
You slurpers don't understand, this time it's actually different
Trump's legacy
>>60128842Formulate a logical plan and stick to it.
>>60128842Stick it into a high yield savings account.
>>60128818>power houroh sweet summer child
140m volume in spyholy shit
Anyone here predicting when Jerome gets arrested for treason
>>60128842Half on a shortHalf on a longYou can't lose
>>60128834they are killing innocent putbros hodling over the weekend
All in WMT calls and divvy stocks
NeatThe S&P is near my 5130 estimate I made at opening.
>>60128870they are running out of copium
Do you think Trump will do something stupid or smart over the weekendthis determines the markets bte
>>60128871You mean Donald
>>60128894When was the last time Trump did something smart. Like for real.
>>60128849absolutely holding puts into the weekend. literally nothing short of trump dying and taking elon with him would make monday green
>>60128861i'm putting a chunk in a CD at 4.25% for a year
>>60128842>>60128842spread that shit out over oranges term and DCA in man the market always goes up
WMTCVXXOMOHCAVZSCHDPEPsneed it and forget it
>>60128894Stupid
I survived 2020. Don’t think I’m surviving this
>>60128842I think real estate is still pretty safe?Who knows though. I can see it dumping as well when the big fund managers start trying to liquidate.
>>60128842Turn off all your news outlets, all forms of media and get the fuck off of biz.IDK what the best thing for you to do would be, but i sure as shit know the worst thing, panic buying. A fool is quickly separated from his money.
>>60128894stupid
last minute power hour pump asideA TOAST, TO DONALD TRUMP THE MESSIAH OF BOBOS
>>60128800PPT is fighting for it's life now
>>60128842You can buy t-bills. 275k returns about $900/mo.
>>60128904WHAT IF CHINA DEAL HAPPENSWHAT IF EURO DEAL HAPPENSVIETNAM ALREADY CAVEDRISK IS SOLELY TO THE UPSIDE VS SHORTING THREE YEAR LOWS
I love bear markets
>>60128842Praise the Lord.
>>60128917real estate is probaly even more overpriced than stocks
-1908
>>60128852without memeing, 4 months is pretty tight in terms of savings even in a good market. for my current job it took at least a 6 weeks from starting the interviews to getting the offer to actually starting. if you assume that you'll get rejected from other places that you apply to, or only get partially through the interview process, that's a short runway.obviously doesn't matter as much if you can easily get another job at burger king or similar low-wage gig.
Can someone please go kill the giantess poster. He's somewhere in Canada
>>60128904when are yours expiring?
>>60128934it's DCA-buying time though
>>60128935Thats what scared me off…
We the tariffs wouldn't be hurting us if the rates were 0
>>60128935>VIETNAM ALREADY CAVEDCaved to what? the US tariffs are completely uncoupled from vietnam's tariff rate. This changes nothing.
This last hour is insane.
>>601289544/11 and 4/17, with a SPY put expiring 4/7 for $520.
>>60128894He's playing golf anon, he isn't going to do anything except ride in a little cart and golf.
>>60128967>he wants GIGA inflation
>>60128935>VIETNAM ALREADY CAVEDCaved to fucking what?
>>60128935what if EU flips you the bird like they will most likely do? And like China already did?
>>60128974>4/11sameI wonder what's the max I can squeeze out of these, probably 1.2k
we are closing on a strong recovery that is entirely fake
>>60128967> the (inflationary policy) wouldn't be hurting us if (more inflationary policy)please stop being fucking retarded.
>>60128959It's always DCA-buying time.
>>60128917Ill let you decide the factor here anon. The condo i own last sold to the person i bought it from, for 50k. like 2008, its only a 1k sq foot condo.I bought it in 2016 for 145k.Its currenly values at 230k.Do you really think realestate is not going to be over valued? If you think thats bad, holy shit dont look at commercial realistate, that and auto is the next bubble.
>>60128935>VIETNAM ALREADY CAVEDNo they didn't. Trump said they have hopes to make a deal in the near future
>>60128871He will fire him and go to court
>>60128967just move to argentina or something if you want playdoh currency
>>60128935They don't work weekends right?
>>60128952Please report his thread so the mental illness posting that ruined/bant/ doesn't come here
I think single digit soxl is enough is it finally time to buy or is this shit going to 6 dollars bruh
>>60128987what are yours? mildly concerned about SPY rising in the last hour
>>60128978I'm sure he has his phone handy so he can announce new tariffs and threaten to seize the Falklands or whatever
>>60128967Trump please stop posting on 4chan
>>60128800https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbKs6Zm8VVI
>4th largest drop in history
>>60128935>VIETNAM ALREADY CAVEDbullshit
>>60129018BOTTOM IS INSLURP
>>60128852Ahaha, no. During the 2008 crash, motherfuckers were out of a job for close to a year and a lot of people ran out of unemployment insurance, so much they had to extend it. You're fucked, bro. Start robbing niggas.
>>60129013that schizonigger has been shitting these threads for ages>>60129020SPY 515 4/11should have bought even earlier
Do I panic sell Nvidia?Feel like it is over and won't came back
I timed my GME calls perfectly. Sitting cash otherwise.
>>60128894Well, it's Donald Trump, the stable genius, so he's probably going to do the dumbest thing possible: attempt to fire JPow.
>>60129020actually maybe I should sell the AMD put, but it just keeps dumping
AAAAAAAAAA WHY IS IT POOOMPING
>>60129029it's "concepts of a plan" but for trade policy. there's not even an outline of potential policies for vietnam to get out of tariffs just that "we'll talk about it some more".
imagine setting a nigga up for a slam dunk and he thinks he's playing cricket
So why all this artificial pump we can confidently that we are dead on monday,rigth?
Is it bouncing a bit? Already lost a year of wages while waging.
>>60128842Wait for the blood
>>60129060God, I swear the Democrats are allergic to winning. All you have to do is call him a failure.
>>60128965>>60128969>>60128981>>60128981>>60128983>>60128996>>60128992>>60129010>>60129029FOR FFS SLURPTHEY ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHERTHEY WILL NOT RISK GLOBAL CALAMITY FFSTHIS IS TEMPORARY
>>60129072>The bagholder screams out in desperation
>>60129072I'm slurping on monday
>>60129055don't make me say the thing
guys i think SPY hurt itself in confusion
Noone wants to manufacture you dumb niggas. Leave those jobs to the bug people.
>bounce attempts keep getting lowerit's fucking over lmao, not even retards burning money to save Trump can change this
>>60129072Fuck off slurpnigger
>>60129072>SLURPDid that with tesla and lost all my money.
I want to see Americans hanging from branches. I can eat potato peels, as can most Europeans. Only Americans are arrogant enough to big themselves up while never having suffered. Haha, fuck you.
>>60129061The actual tariff is SaturdaySo if they go up it's another dive
>>60129072> THEY WILL NOT RISK GLOBAL CALAMITY FFSyou're dealing with ideologues. they don't care about any of that shit. orange man said just this morning that crashing the market was entirely intentional.
>>60129060The democrats have bent the knee to tariffs.
Why is rheinmettal dumping? Rearmament should be good for business
>>60129072LMAO
It's over. Stocks will never go up again.
>>60128944ABR O MAIN
>>60129088>not realizing tesla is a dead brandit's entirely on you anon
>>60129072i'll slurp when the s&p is below 3000.
go lower you faggot
>>60129098TRUMP DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS OR THE CHARACTER TO BE AN IDEALOGUELMAOTHIS IS SOMEONE WHO THINKS LIKE AN EIGHT YEAR OLD BULLY
calling the bank right now to ask for a loan and slurp
>>60129072Sorry Trump but I'm just not gonna buy, haha, just not gonna do it.
>>601291051000 speciality tanks != stonks all based on american liquid
>>60129051thanks, AMDhad another but sold it yesterday for $400
>>60129060the dems are already set for a tea party esque grassroots revolt and mealy mouth vague endorsements of tariffs as a concept when tariffs as a whole are being absolutely shat on is just pouring fuel on that fire lmao
The day has to be fucked up when the pivot these retards are trying to bash through from below is the Daily S3 kek
My stock is only -2.30 per share, boring
>>60128935Trump had a good phonecall with the president of nam that's all there's known about it, I don wonder what he actually wants form these countries
Should I roll over all my 401k accounts into an IRA and hold it as cash? Feel like 401ks will get devoured next week
I am quite surprised no financial institution has blown up yet. Shocked even. Biggest two day drop in history and no LTCM? No Lehman?
>>60129134I almost did this last wednesday but bought calls instead -_-
>>60129142He wants 0 trade deficit, so they'll have to buy more US goods or sell less to the US.
>>60129061because it's fake (as usual)short sellers mad a trillion billion dollars in 3 days on their contracts, so they're dumping them onto retarded slurpers at the final call on friday to walk away with a pretty pennythis has been how the stock market has worked (usually inversely) for like 3 decades nowit's all fakeit's all gay
>>60129060IT'S AN ENTIRE COUNTRY OF RETARDS!
>>60129143Unless you are retiring in less than 4 years you should do nothing
>>60129140Mine is just doing -1.30 to -1.40I want it to go down by at least 3
>>60129136>the dems are already set for a tea party esque grassroots revoltBrother they are still the party that is attached to the hip to people who cant fucking figure out what gender they wanna be.
predicting blood green monday into black tuesday
>>60129060AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKEKEDUCKED
>>60129143doesnt your 401k have a cash or "stable value" short term bond option? should be able to buy the relatively zero risk fund without rolling it
>>60129148i only bought the puts because some anon here was screaming about AMD crashing back when it was $112
>>60129170it all depends on whether the EU announces their retaliatory measures this weekend
>>60129098That cope runs on the cope(lol) that Jerome will cut interest rates which he clearly wont.
HAHAHAHAHA
>>60129060We a 3rd party
>"investors are walking away from this"It's over
>>60129155What can US possibly make for a country like vietnam
>>60129145It was a 10% loss. That's literally nothing. For to situation to be actually bad you'd need a full market close circuit breaker.
>>60129145Probably because they were all dumping hard as soon as the news came out. We saw retail bought a lot yesterday, so retail, as always, was exit liquidity.
SLURPSLURPSLURPDO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THE GENTLE NIGHT SLURP AND SLURP AT THE CLOSE OF DAYSLURPSLURP AGAINST THE DYING OF THE TRADING DAY
>>60129182the double bull traps on semis was crazysomeone posted on the 1st 5 mins before biz was deleted that puts had crazy unusual movement.. damn I wished I listened that time
>>60129193not fearful enoughbut i'm dropping 1k a day from here on out. this is bottom enough for me
>>60129194Only stuff for large producers there possibly. That's why caring about trade deficits is stupid. The average person in vietnam can't afford US goods. But if you look at how tariffs were calculated it's all about trade deficits.
>>60129185He doesn't have to cut interest rates for Tbill rates to go down which is Bessent's main goal.>inb4 Trump copeI don't think decreasing the 10 year rate is at all worth this shit but Bessent does.
>>60129166the dem "tea party" isn't going to so much be ideological (though it might be on tariffs because the unions already have half betrayed them for trump kek and the base almost all hate tariffs) as about age/message. they want younger politician who will actually try to fight trump not yearn for a mythic bipartisanship that was dead 20 years ago - arguably 40 imo that will magically come back after *insert deluded reasoning here*
>>60129145banks are crashing hardIf banks and the overall market hits october 2023 levels im going liong
It's actually so fucked lmao Trump has been talking about how he thinks free trade is a scam for decades There is no master plan, he is a true believer in tariffs, he is genuine. There is no going back, no-one is coming to save you, Elon told him tariffs are retarded and got vivek'd, notice how he hasn't tweeted about tariffs a single time even though he's glazed literally every other Trump decision. Trump has the mandate of God and everyone in the admin who knows he is retarded is scared shitless of him.
>>60129145They are holding off on any announcements because they all think Trump will waffle and the market will miraculously rebound to normal.Guaranteed there are fund managers shitting their pants at every bank right trying to do damage control and prevent a bank run
is it wise to take out loans and max out credit cards as a 20 yr old neet just to slurp rn?
>>60129214It's not worth itYou destroy the economy and ruin global trade for a treasury discount?
one last dumpa
>microstrategy and Bitcoin are green in the middle of thisHow?
>>60129234>neetyou've got bigger problems
>>60129221Banks are going to make bank as interest rates fall
HERE'S TRUMP USUAL PLAY>HAVE A PHONE CALL WITH SOMEONE IN CHINA >POST WE HAD A VERY GOOD CALL >MARKET LOSES ITS SHIT LIMIT UP * INFINITY
>>60129018I'm holding out for $.01
>>60128800>Ride out>Sell>Ride out>SellAHHHHH WHAT DO I DO?
>>60129234absolutely, plenty of time to recover from bankrupcy if things go bad. (this is not financial advice)
>>60129234Its a once in a life time opportunity. If it keeps crashing you'll be poor anyways.
>-1927
>>60129248bitcoin is kinda like gold when hedging against shitshows like this, it happened during covid
>>60129240CAN WE GO MUCH LOWERSO LOOOOOWEYYYAYYYYEYYYYAA
BUY ORALCE OR NOT RIGHT NOW ? OR AMAZON WHICH DO I CHOOSE FOR THE TIKTOK SHIT
>>60129235I think he believes that he can do it, refinance the debt, then reverse course on policy and the economy will just bounce back. Which seems retarded to me.
We've seen nothing yet
>>60129234When you die nobody has to pay it back so you might as well
>>60129225Trump is right about tariffs.
>>60129256Interest rates won't fall, because tariffs are inflactionary. Quite the opposite.It's a perfect recipe for a recession.
>GME
Nothingburger frfr
DeMark 9/5 picking some turns on the NQ today, all timeframes. There was a weekly sell signal to the fucking bar 7 weeks ago, then down it went. You think the many many institutions that use that on Bloomberg terminals were not selling then for that and many other reasons? lol
We breached -2000!!!
>>60129145The difference is leverage. Lehman/etc in 2008 were leveraged to an insane degree whether they realized it or not, so it didn't take much for it to completely unravel. Congress passed a slew of laws to prevent that specifically from happening again.We probably will still see some failures, just not as quickly.
>>60129295>let's go full mercantilist in a heavily interconnected world, what could possibly go wrong?Trump is retarded and so are you
>>60129299RETARDS IN CONTROL WW1WGA
NICE PUMP BULLS
It actually surprises me how little effect the tariffs have had on the stock market. Of course, as usual, the media is screaming fire, but currently, the effects are very small and I do expect in the coming weeks/months a lot of countries will lower their tariffs and Trump will respond positively towards that. Globalism has taken a backseat, and other Western countries are going to have to pull their own weight again. Now we only have to defeat the jews and zionists and stay majority White. Everything is ok haha, everything is ok.
>>60129215>as about age/messageok, and the best foot forward they have put has been "The squad" the dems got fuck all nothing they are the most unrelatable, and unlikable party right now. FFS they basically Steve Buscemi "How do you do, fellow kids"They cant even get their message sorted because they keep spouting the same fucking lines over and over and no one is taking the bate. Seriously, think right now, and give me a honest answer would you, who the fuck are the dems gonna put up there? Their "Youth pick" was fucking David Hogg, an insufferable twat whos only claim to fame is "I was at a school shooting and yell about it all the time." Even people in in his age group think is a twat. Unless the dems mnaage to dig up a diamond outta no where they got no one, fucking gavin newsom? LUL.Im not saying the Republicans are any better, not by a long shot, but right now you got the dems who are not just stupid, they are insane and outta touch, and the right you got people who are just stupid. Right won because it was the lesser of two evils, and they might not be going in the right direction but jfc at least there is some one at the wheel.
SLURPERS LOST
holy shit lmao
>all that desperate pumping and we're once again sub 510 s&plollmao even
last 10 minute death spiral lets go
-2086We flopping
If they closed the market 20 minutes ago I would've closed the day green.
>>60129042>>60129299Fuck off back to your containment thread faggots
We are so fucked aren't we?
>>60129299Gamestop being +12% during all this is surreal.
>>60129338Slurpers gonna slurp.
>>60129134maybe I should have waited a few more minutes lol
>>60129333it wasnt a pumpit was an extremely fake and gay shakedownshit should be so much lower if not for retarded retail getting duped like usual
-2118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwIssYH2Gyw
>>60129359calling robinhood rn to tell them to delete the buy button
>>60129334>Countries will lower tariffs that do not exist
>>60129303you know shit's bad when people have to pull out the 5 year charts1yr chart is now negative for all major indexes btw
>>60129333...There's still a few minutes of trading left!
I tried to tell you a dump was coming but you just wouldn't listen
SLURP
the call was made
>>60129295What you retards don't get is that I want Trump to be right. Even though I think he's a fucking retard I'm praying that he's right because I don't fuck with options and don't want the economy to crash. I went to cash a few weeks ago and if I miss the rip then that's not ideal I guess but ultimately I'll be happy that it all worked out.I'm just not buying this fucking cope
LETS GO KIDSBELOW 505
-2222
>>60129357Stop raiding smg faggots, go back to your bag holders general you red retards
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>60129337the whole point of a tea party is you get a bunch of fresh blood nobodies infused into the partylike eric cantor's famous defeat was by an economics professor I'm not saying there will be any magical instant shift within a year, the tea part took a while to full takeover the republican party and in some ways it never did with the rise of trumpism. but you'll definitely start seeing a lot of new faces in the democratic party imo
remember all that talk about yield-curve-inversion, then mr Buffet selling and then the Blood Moon? I'm just saying there were signs
are you ok bobobobo are you ok
>>60129384+15 for SPY options. after hours could go wild
So they quite literally were waiting until the end to dump so as to not trigger a circuit break amazing
THE AI SAYS GAP DOWN RUNAWAY!!!!
>>60129404we are so cooked
>>60129375>>60129404This guy is such a clown lmao
>>60129415doing quite well yes
this last minute dump is just beautiful
>>60129180You are right they do have those types of bondsHoping for a suckers rally on Monday to move itWho the fuck is unironically buying the dip?
>>60129410if you didn't sell before yesterday you should just stop trading for your own good
>>60129404why does he sound like a JRPG boss
>>60128842buy the bottommake sure you don't misjudge where the bottom is :)
There are no circuit breakers at the ends of trading sessions, btw.
DUMP DUMP DUMP
made 2k US dollarinoes total today thank you cheeto man
>slurped some baba at the endDid I buy the bottom?
WASHINGTON (AP) — White House was nearing TikTok deal, but China hit brakes after Trump announced wide-ranging tariffs, sources say.HAHAHAHAHA
SPY getting close to 505
>market can't even muster an end of day pumplollmao
>>60129404i guess we're all done for then
>>60129412>the whole point of a tea party is you get a bunch of fresh blood nobodies infused into the partyright, and no one wants to jump into the boiling watter of the dems is my point. You have to be a bot of boiling water to have a tea party, the dems currently are so unlikeable and fucked, they are a boiling pot of shit. Thats my point here. Dems latched themselves onto poison pilled topic and decided to ride or die with them, and turns out most people did not wanna ride. The democratic party as we know it, is currently in hospice and the republican's party seems to want to speed run into getting into it as well. You are not going to see a grassroots tea party like movement outta the democratic party, its gonna come from somwhere else, where? i dont know.
SLURPSLURP SLURPPPPP
>>60129334The tariffs haven't even gone into effectThis drop is just based off speculation.Wait until next week when the effect on the global supply chain actually becomes clear to investors
>>60129431Nice FUD
>>60129356Paper hands Don will buckle, the important question would be long term effects. Which could be as dire as shifting away from US markets.
>Red friday closing at lows means we open lower on MondayWorks every time.
>>60129452Funny shitBan that filth
>>60128842wait anonEU/Japan/Korea have not retaliated yet
i hope this stupid nigger gets to bury all him cumspawn
>>60129437Sounds like a tutorial boss that goes down in 3 scripted attacks
i feel this can be the opportunity of a lifetime but i will fuck it up
>>60129452Trump is such an incompetent clown lmao
pump to 5100 inc
CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKETCLOSE IT NOWTODAY FELT LIKE A LONG DAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---
>>60129468NICE STAT. HOWEVERWEEKEND NEWS RISK
Based on closing at lows you won't want to last second buy
gimme a price target for SOXL slurping
>>60129443Wait, that's not exactly true. The big 20% circuit breaker could still happen late in the trading session. But not the smaller ones.
I think Trump will back down by Wednesday and come up with quality cope so that his cultists think he won
>>60129461>You have to be a bot of boiling water to have a tea party, the dems currently are so unlikeable and fucked, they are a boiling pot of shit. uh anon that exact same description would've applied to the republican party circa 2008-2014the republican party was absolutely despised after 2007 but look where we are now, parties don't necessarily have to die but they may go full ship of theseus every so often
Buy MSTR. When the dust settles it will be the most valuable company in the world.
>>6012949716 Then24SLURPPPPP p AWAY
>>60129452isn't the tiktok ban supposed to be tomorrow since a deal wasn't made?
>>60129482Just DCA into quality stocks if you're young, actually a great point to start investing for the longterm if you can eat the short term pain from the orange nigger retard
DING DING DING
Should I go all in on SOXL
>>60129311So if the risk is not in the big banks, where is it? Leverage was moved out of the banking system into hedge funds/shadow banks/private equity. It has to be somewhere and someone big must be positioned wrong. Archegos showed that hedge funds can still bring down large banks.
if this goes on for an extended period of time then the republitard party is done for
>>60129506They are fuckedChina has final say and are in bad mood
>>60129497$0
>>60129507>if you're youngEven if you have like 20 years it's fine too.
>EU has yet to announce the retaliatory tariffsMarkets are cooked frfr ong
>>60128800DING DING DING DING how'd everyone fare today?I bought puts for SPY and QQQ, and long VIX.
>>60129511NOBUT SLURP
cash gang ww@?
I shitted
>>60129215For ages, "bipartisanship" has just mean leftism that a few cucked leftist republicans are willing to go along with. The dem party is wholly bolshevik and completely deranged. America can unironically not surive them get into power again. Another round of 40+ mill invaders is enough to destroy the country.
>>60129510Could've been better, but I spent too much of the day in MSTZ. Got out before MSTR started pumping, but still wasted a lot of the day with no gains.
>Schumer blasts Trump for golf outing as markets melt down: Tariff live updateslmao what timeline am I in where a Schumer headline actually makes sense
WITHNOSURVIVORS
>>60129521Gonna kms desu
kek baggies
4 trillion in stock value wiped out in 2 days
>TikTok ban happens at the same time the stock markets collapse100000000000 IQ Donnie destroying both the bread and circus at once
Anyone else just comfy buying all the way down? I learned my lesson in the pandemic trying to time the bottom.
trump is going to run his mouth all weekend and the gap down will be nuclear
The COVID crash from peak to trough, when society thought all business was shutting down due to lockdowns, was -34% in SPY and -30% in QQQ and took 33 days. We are currently at -17.5% in SPY and -21.55% in QQQ 39 days out from peak. Incidentally, both peaks were on February 19th.
sp500 dropped 10% in 48 hours
>>60129521DING DING DING DING+37.86%
>>60129521my shorts bought me new piano today :3crypto keeping my portfolio positive
lol that pump was a serious attempt to make this hogshit look good and it got flattened down like a cartoon rat. ru roh
>>60129500Even if he does and I don't believe he will. The fucking consequences of doing this shit is complete loss of trust in the US as a business partner since it can suddenly, for no fucking reason whatsoever, decide that they will impose 10-50% tariffs on you based on FUCKING TRADE DEFICITS
>>60129541desperate
Fascinating. I seem to be poor.
>>60129521Vindicated. I've predicted this day was coming since 2020.
>>60129529Accusation that's a confession.
>>60129561Lmao
>SPY closed at 505.54>all due to a retarded manchild who thinks tariffs are some kind of magic wand and have no consequencesjesus fucking christ
>nearly down 25% from ATHThe deep state can't merc the cheetochimp soon enough
>>60129521thank you trump!
>>60129543let's try for double that next week I want even more cheapies
>>60129541Why are mumus like this
>>60129521About 1000$+. Shorting makes me stressed as fuck but it at least makes me money during these clown times.
>>60129551-4.54%I hate MAGA so fucking much
>>60129410No
AFTER MARKET OF MY STOCK IS GOING UP IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO LOWER SO I CAN SLURP ON MONDAYREEEEEEEEE
>>60128800Dow closes up 1%
>>60129529>muh left/right dichotomy>if the left wins we'll have 40 million invadersYou're getting fucked either way, Trump's genius plan is to reshore manufacturing and then import tens of millions of pajeets and tacos to fill the jobs as we don't have a labor supply up to the task. This isn't about increasing poorfags' wages this is all about geopolitics
>>60129521+62.9%The market is obviously so fake and gay it's disgusting, Trump is beyond retarded for what he's doing but what a money making opportunity
>real nigga hoursSPY is going below 500 within an hour
>>60129548the 2008 recession had multiple days in the -7% range.
I have now lost 15% of my life savings in a couple of weeks
>>60129600Shit I zoomed out to 1 year
We are down 17%A typical recession is 24%
Well apparently I’m a fucking retard
I'm going to join the bearsI fear this was only the beginning
>>60129577they failed twice
>literally the only thing saving the US from balkanizing is Jerome Powell
>>60129521This is how my portfolio of "defensive" stocks looks. I should have just panic sold and ran for the hills.
>>60129248Bitcoin tends to do it's 70-80% crash cycle when some pillar propping up the ponzi blows up. That hasn't happened yet.
>>60129627And he's gone within a yearwe're doomed
>>60129521>mostly reverted to cash after my shorts paid off, as the situation is too volatile, only own a few mid term tsla puts, which are looking goodpretty comfy ngl
>>60129521250%
>>60129620The great depression RTA any%
Why did Biden do this?
>>60129600Weird, mine says 5.5% down
>>60129613The tariffs haven't even taken effect yet, though. It's restrained because people still seem to think they'll be cancelled.
>>60129631why don't you hedge with covered calls?
>>60129614it's happened before and will happen again
>>60129634Saylor won't simp for mediocre weasel pussy like a millenial faggot so we're probably okay.
>>60128800>down 10% in 24 hours>no circuit breaker pulledcan someone explain this shit to me
vix 44 kek
>>60129631Are you going to act now or wait to see if things get better on Monday?
>lost 10% of my 401k
crashing this plane, WITH NO SURVIVORS( i cant wait to see how much more it dips next Wednesday when the tariffs take effect)
>>60129667was 22 at the start of the month lmao
i just sold yangam going all in on oracle
>>60129654Zoom out
>>60129667vix 100 when
>>60129661I kept thinking that he would tweet in the opposite direction.
>>60129463I know, but depending how you look at Wall Street, I believe it is already calculated in, and we are seeing the effects now. I've lived trough a few crashes. I was on another forum (g-l-p) during that time. Whats happening now is peanuts.
>panicked dca and went -15%
there are still 6 minutes left to buy SPY puts. godspeed, anons
>>60129658I've had at least three friends who work in shipping/supply chain management tell me that their companies are shitting themselves right now.Once the existing stockpiles of materials and goods that made it onto US soil before the tariffs are exhausted we will see some real shit.
>>60129699The pain has just begun.
FRESH :>>60129672>>60129672>>60129672
God bless President Trump, finally people who work will earn
>>60129713i hate it so much that threads are made before they are on the last page or archived
>>60129697>I kept thinking that he would tweetwhat a dangerous game you're playing
>>60129671Gonna wait and start researching individual stocks. Everything I'm holding is for the long term and I still have a lot of cash. My salary isn't very high so it still hurts losing 76k in 1 day.
>>60129665I don't think MSTR will be the peg that explodes.
what happens if the big guy dies, will the eyeliner guy keep doing the same thing even harder?
>>60129703we'll most likely get a fake and gay relief pump on monday
>>60129698>spy losing like 9% in 2 days>peanutsyou must tell me what you've been smoking lately because it's obvisuly very good stuff
>>60129705Yeah it was hilarious a few weeks back when the administration was bragging industrial production was way up, that was just people stocking up before inputs have tariffs.
>>60129731I've been burned by tweets in the past and have PTSD.
>>60129521Down 3 grand unrealized but realized about 60 bucks profit. Probably should’ve held my puts but it could swing either way by open monday (probably red tho)
>>60128800>bro, the tariffs are just an excuse, the market needed to go down because of spy surging for two years straight>le DEI>le manufacturingI don't follow him that much and don't really care about his political views but this shill shit is getting silly. People here shit on Trump and seem to like Shkreli so explain it to me. He's not some average /pol/ retard so why is he such a little cum slut? Did the dems fuck him to the point of mind breaking him?
>SQQQ keeps pumpingdamnit I sold before close since I didn't want to hold that shit over the weekend
>>60129743Buffet is closer to death than trump, either would be a catalyst thoughever
>>60129743vance has zero real political beliefs beyond gargling russian cock so I genuinely don't knowmy personal guess is he'd go for some token concessions from most countries then withdraw the tariffs except for china and maybe europe, since his hateboner for europe is clearly genuine
how low will SOXL go?
>>60129743He's going full dark enlightenment.
>>60129871>russiaWhy are you annoying fucks on this website. Go back to rdt faggot nigger.
>>60129521[long post]-7.49%156% YTD,My goal was -5% for the day and my account reached -5.08% for a brief moment, but I was wage slaving away and couldn't sell at the right time.Considering today is one of the worst days in modern stock market history and my account was at -20% at one point, it is a remarkable recovery. Wounded, but I can make that loss in 1 week at worst, in 1 to 2 days usually.My prediction on how the market was going to behave and the best play for it (buy the rally at open, flip to bear once rally fades) was flawless in a vacuum, but I didn't foresee 2 critical external factors.1. China was obviously going to respond at some point, and they wanted to inflict maximum pain to America2. Jpow's speech: Enough to give the market some respite. I'd bet without the small rally right before and during his speech, SPY would've reached closer to -7% today than it did. For some reason I confused the earnings calendar (that didnt show any earnings today) with the economic calendar that showed Jpow was scheduled to speak today. For the future I need to pay more attention to the environment in which the market currently is.Today's movements have been so violent that I'm a bit of a loss on how the market may move Monday and onwards. My first impression is that in the short term it is oversold as fuck (dip), but when you zoom out you can see the market is extremely weak and on the brick of collapsing even further.However, the weekend may have some dovish news that may give the market some room to breathe. In short, it is unpredictable.Also paper trading options was again a big success (+1000%), I'll definitely look for good opportunities to do more of that in the future.
>>60130085maybe some day i have enough gains to be able to rent a gf like that
>>60130233You can have one for free if you're stronger than her.
>>60129521>>60128800I'm liquidating 30k of my portfolio (at a tremendous loss) so i can put it into buying puts. Inversed Leverage funds are too high to purchase right now, aren't they?
>no circuit breakerbooo
J O E V E ROEVER
>>60129521Day: -14.97%This Week: -24.52%This Month: -25.37%This Year: -50.93%
>>60130817Lucky for us, humans live longer than a single year.
>>60129667>>60129685What's the vix on vix
>>60130856I hope you recover man...
>>60130817They say that every year desu
>>60131046Sorry, my excel formula was broken, it's actuallyDay: -14.97%This Week: -24.52%This Month: -25.16%This Year: -40.29%
>>60130930Not you, bitch.
The last time someone asked for their gold we just said idk and that was itBut back then our allies werent extremely pissed about us
I was about to slurp but this guy is mental. How do you even in these conditions
>>60131831His cultists will believe whatever he says. He could start bombing them tomorrow, and they would believe he's saving them from the libs.
>>60128842put it all on SPXSwe're gonna crash this marketw i t h n o s u r v i v o r s>>60129521+3.52%the orders i put in for VIXY and SPXS this morning helped a lot. Surprised my commodities investments tanked so much. Must be some currency junk i'm too much of a brainlet to comprehend.
