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Previously on /smg/ :
>>60128800
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>>60129672
So what's the end goal here I'm confused
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DOW PLUNGES MORE THAN 2,000 POINTS FOR ONLY FOURTH TIME IN HISTORY
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>>60129672
I hate magatards
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guys should I close my put
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>>60129714
We must remain strong, for Our Leader.
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SOXL SISTAS
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>>60129714
to bankrupt globalist companies and have all businesses in the USA source their shit from within the country
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>>60129714
Old man fucking shit up because no one likes him.
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SPY 504 in after hours heh
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Tumbling down tumbling downnnn
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>>60129714
How low does the market need to go before he gets assassinated?
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gonna make bag by traveling to nyc over the weekend to sell rope on wall street monday morning. $5 a foot.
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>>60129714
either the deepstate doesn't exist or the ai god is coming and the next 10 years decides who runs the 1000 year reich
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>>60129757
I assume worse then 2008
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>>60129714
ensuring republicans will be in the political wilderness for decades
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>>60129714
total portfolio death
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>>60129762
>We get Hitler 2
Praise be to the Pagan God's and the lord Jesus Christ
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I need to stop putting money into a 401k
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>>60129714
The weak (people with low income) will lose everything, while the strong (rich people) will be able to take advantage of the recession
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>>60129740
It’s a ploy for Blackrock and Vanguard to scoop up everything. They crash globalist supply chains and force reshoring so they can control both ends.
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lol
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So what is the plan for tomorrow?
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>mfw all the conservative news sites are just ignoring the fourth largest stock market drop in history as a small blip, not even a headline on some sites
hahaha
ahahahhahaha
this country is fucked
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>>60129780
>Hitler 2
ObamAI
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Economic uncertainty worse than it was during COVID crash. And the second worst volatility spike in history (second to covid spike)
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>>60129785
Only put into things you can use to steal from others such as
>ammo
>firearms
>body armor
>IEDs
>knifes
>Brass and lead stockpiles
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>>60129742
So what do you think it'll be?
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>>60129714
he's 80 years old
he's senile
he's surrounded by cock gobblers

the emperor wears no clothes
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>>>/tv/209893309
if you guys want to have a laugh you should look at this thread
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>>60129726
> points
not saying that today wasn't bad, but this is warped due to scale. it's a lot easier to lose 2000 points when the DOW is 40k than when its 20k.
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>>60129801
Fox News has unironically put out more disinformation than the Soviets during the Cold War.
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>>60129801
The cope is off the charts. Finally something MAGA retards can't ignore or meme their way out of. Everyone has to stare at trump's big red -10% for the entire weekend.
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>>60129801
liberal dominance culturally over the past 20 years has allowed a lot of people to just blatantly ignore how conservatism has turned even more culty than the maoists of old
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>>60129818
>the emperor wears no clothes
this
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>>60129780
More like Schlomo ShekelstAIn
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>>60129818
>senile
Unironcally I don't think so he thinks this is hard but needs to be done and then once the burning is done all the manufacturing will come to the US
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Wonder when the bottom is in. Going to be a great buying opportunity for the $ I left in cash/money market funds.
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The switch 2 delay really brought it home for me. Until now the tariffs were just more numbers, but now you can see that there are real world implications.
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Boo fucking hoo you lost your monopoly money. Patriots are in control now and wealth will flow to the WORKING AMERICAN
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You guys lost money today....
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>>60129762
>deepstate
they're all dead or senile and their replacements are just incompetent nepo babies.
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I need some knee pads and to get a 2nd job
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>>60129818
Not only is he nude, but his followers love him for it
>>60129847
I genuinely just think he's retarded. No more senile than anyone else that age.
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>>60129762
The deep state exists but they have been eerily quiet so far. Despite but the 1pib brigade will tell you, there are checks and balances in the US government. It crashed today because nobody said anything other than "this is bad". I don't know maybe the people in government who can do something are delaying a bit for panic to set in to then justify whatever resistance they mean to put up to this. The internal guidance about this being a reaction to a "national emergency" and not a preamble to negotiations is because "national emergency" gives a slightly more advantageous position to declare all this nonsense unilaterally (despite the fact that no national emergency has been called).
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>>60129739
SOXL KEKS
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Which are you doing and why?
>Buying
>Selling
>Holding
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>nasd-ack officially in a bear market

bros i dont feel so good..
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SPQQQ is looking good today
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Oh...
The admin is like for real-real in denial and delusion, not just pretending

Alright
This shit is actually going to 0, unironically
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>>60129739
not lying I was tempted to buy today
but its not low enough yet

6 or bust
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>>60129843
>>60129803
Chance of
>BharatPranjeet2000 ?
>>60129860
This I've come to this conclusion watching Biden admin the deepstate are like those Euro libs who basically are schizo like Trump but Trump is even more schizo and retarded
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will we hit 490 on monday
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>>60129855
Their plan is to reshore manufacturing and bring in pajeets and tacos LEGALLY to do the jobs, not to have a bunch of positions sitting around empty and competing in a bidding war for labor.
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gamestop is the play
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I’m just going to drink all weekend
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>>60129847
He's a fucking imbecile who has 0 understanding of how international politics and trade work. And has several bakruptcies on his back even as a normal enterpreneur.
He's not playing 4d chess, he's just a narcissistic loudmouthed moron. Get your head out of your own ass.
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>>60129865
I imagine the reason the other side or the 'deep state' hasn't done anything so far is more of a don't interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake kind of thing.
Why stop him when he's all but ensured that the other side will be in power for decades to come
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>>60129672
>bro, the tariffs are just an excuse, the market needed to go down because of spy surging for two years straight
>le DEI
>le manufacturing
I don't follow him that much and don't really care about his political views but this shill shit is getting silly. People here shit on Trump and seem to like Shkreli so explain it to me. He's not some average /pol/ retard so why is he such a little cum slut? Did the dems fuck him to the point of mind breaking him?
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>>60129877
anything is possible, but I'd rather SLURP than miss an opportunity
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>>60129872
shitposting
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>>60129857
What are you Europeans doing with your money now?
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>>60129847
Yeah that is a senile way of thinking. That’s not going to happen.
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>>60129891
>Switch 2 release delayed
Better to what for steam to go public
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>>60129876
No refunds
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>>60129872
>Waiting
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>>60129876
millions of voters and investors/the business community in general just blatantly ignored last year both the seriousness of trump's commitment to tariffs but perhaps more importantly the fact that his entire modern staff are sycophants, brown nosers, and true believers. there was far too much wishcasting that people like lutnick or bessent would just be mnuchin and cohn reduxes
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>MMRI going down rapidly
>DUH!
Trump may actually be fixing the economy. Unironically
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>>60129815
I like your confidence that there will be something left worth stealing.
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>>60129891
If I want to invest in bitcoin I'll just buy it myself instead of getting diluted on.
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>>60129898
>he doesn't understand international trade
Definitely but he's retarded and hopes this will magically result in new business in America
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>>60129902
Shkreli is what happens when you have no ideology but making money. He acquired the ideology of MAGA types because he surrounded himself with them.
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how did he know...
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>>60129852
Everything is about to cost 30% more. Whatever your net worth is right now, just treat it as 30% less than that.
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should i buy SOXL right now?
will th emarket open higher on monday?
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>>60129876
it's an admin staffed by all retards, incredible. there is no shadow cabinet or secret forces trying to steer the ship right now, they just handed over the keys to the retard hoping that their gambit pays off
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>>60129887
480 open lol
genuinely forgot I had this call. totally should’ve bought more
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The tariffs haven't even been enacted yet, the second order effects are going to rape America to death if they actually go through, yet the drop is fuck all if you actually stop and take a second to think about what this means. The Internet is still full of retards saying buy the dip when it hasn't even started yet. We're still fucking early, I know you don't wanna lock in losses, I didn't when I was down 5%, but when I actually thought about what could make me bullish nothing came to mind so I just nut up and sold. It's not too late anon.
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>>60129872
I bought TZA right before close
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>>60129925
At a certain point the25th amendment invoked. I know that will not happen. But it needs to.
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>>60129925
They still aren't taking him seriously. Everyone is still thinking like it's the first administration when he had people around him holding him back. Assuming he even survives the next 4 years, it's going to be nonstop pain and volatility.
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>>60129872
Mix of SQQQ and TZA.
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>>60129872
Thinking of putting a close trailing buy order on Leonardo and ride a pump for a while and then sell it.
But if the weekend looks extra bearish I might short on Monday again.
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>>60129942
He always knows. He actually bothered to listen to what Trump was saying and took him for his word. Now he's sitting on more cash than God and will reap the rewards of the bottom
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>>60129872
I'm holding because this took me completely off guard and I wasn't able to adjust in time. I just have to wait. Unfortunately I've done this before and survived. I didn't want to do this again. I had measures in place but they failed.
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Look at SPY right now
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>>60129954
the silver lining here is that jd vance is not as retarded, but there's still a good chance he might continue the tariffs
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>>60129960
I was taking him seriously and he still managed to blindside me. Was expecting actual reciprocal tariffs, not that deficit nonsense.
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MAGA was always about destroying the US (or what it has become in the post-war world) but Trump and MAGA fans aren’t award of that. This tariff business and the US increasingly acting like a rent-seeking imperial power is crushing global belief in liberal democracy. This is the esoteric goal of MAGA being achieved. The great irony is that the people that claim to love America actually hate what is historically unique about America (its liberalism/economic openness, and messianic social justice mission of democracy and equality) while valorizing ancien-regime style autocracy and empire
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Yeah, uhhh... We supposed to be listing money? Lmao. We told you.
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/bant/ LOST btw
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>>60129927
> DXY*US10Y
seems like a nothing metric. DXY has been basically flat for the past several years.
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>>60129991
if I had bought puts before tariffs I'd have 10k by now
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>>60129992
high IQ post
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>>60129977
Bocchi is literally me in this market
>>60130007
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I am tired of living through unprecedented historical times
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spy is going to break 500 in AH
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Keep deploying capital folks.
Keep an eye out for manufacturing companies like US steel and shit who will really moon.
But keep the bulk of your capital to buy when Jerome Powell is arrested or fired for treason against the american people for his refusal to cut rates so manufacturing companies can take loans.
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Yuro watcher.
Your problem is the cult leader is the biggest moron in a pack of goons. That is rare and should be almost impossible even in a functioning dictatorship. The rest are handpicked greasers and the few who are not terminally retarded are actual hostages. The cult will exterminate all rational thought so yeah good luck lmfao
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>>60130007
>>60129992
Wow so organic. I'm sure you both have been posting here for a long time and didn't just come from the orange website.
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>>60129991
Understandable. I think at this point we just need to prepare for the absolute worst case scenario whenever anything happens. I'm watching this shit with Yemen pretty closely, could give Lockheed and Raytheon a chance to bounce back but I'm not even sure it's worth gambling on anything at this point
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>>60130030
I should go below 480 by monday for maximum winnage
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>>60130032
curious how he was talking about cutting rates when Biden was in office but now he's quiet.
very curious.
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>>60129992
Unusually accurate and lucid post
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>>60129985
>Look at SPY right now
It all just keeps tumbling down
Monday will be an even worse bloodbath after EU annonces their retaliation.
World economy is getting fucked up big time but at least I'm making some dough out of it, so far
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Usury will be illegal, kikes on suicide watch. Defund Wall Street
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Gib cheapies.
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>>60130039
>Heh heh, bet you can't overcome THIS purity test
Eat shit you irony-infested faggot.
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>>60130030
even if it doesn't we're going to be right above 500 and will breach it immediately monday kek
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>>60129960
Literally everything that people consider to be Trump's personality and tactics is a function of his admin holding him back and forcing him to backtrack and people coping that it was on purpose.
He meant every single thing he said in his first term, none of it was 5d chess, he just got stopped which is why all those guys got disposed of for Trump 2 electric boogaloo.
He has been consistent the whole time, this is just what it looks like when he actually gets what he wants and no-one can stand in his way.
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>>60130037
I'm also a european but you have to realize that America has never lost a trade war.
Even during the 1930s smoothawly tariffs America defeated canada and europe in the trade wars.
We can't win on our own because military spending is money down the drain, but we can hope that they start a bullrun with 0 interest rates so we all win together.
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>>60130059
At this pace you won't be able to afford an internet connection to post your low IQ opinions online
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>>60130073
Can you get some new material
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>>60129977
>>60130017
People want to destroy the stock market and the system.
America voted for Trump to be the executioner and he is bringing down the axe.
Most Americans don't have stocks, many are in student debt and live pay check to pay check. Others can't get jobs. If you are vested in the stock market, so much so you browse here, you are disconnected from the majority of Americans.
This will go lower.
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/bant/?
losted.
biggestedly.
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>>60129928
You can steal slaves
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>>60130032
>US steel
lol. just lmao.
you mean the company that couldn't stay afloat when they had to compete with literal thirdworld shitholes? joe bob the 40y/o midwestern hick who couldn't compete with zhao the 15/yo with a 2nd grade education in china?
nah. fuck em. they don't have shit worth buying.
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>>60129991
I can understand tarifss on China, but there were no real "reciprocal" tariffs to raise against EU or Canada, except mild ones in some very specific sector and these went both ways even before Trump. It's all lies and deception.
Vote for a moron, get moronic policies.
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Yeah, uhhh... We supposed to be losing money? Lmao. We told you.
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>>60130081
Your stock grift is finally ending kek, blue collars won
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>>60130095
the stock market is one of the things that makes their country rich and their lives easy and comfortable compared to people in lower classes all around the world
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>>60130103
they're seething a lot
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>>60130077
Reminds me of what is going on in Argentina and El Salvador. Really I don't have the head for what leads to actual good results or not.
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>>60130115
i dont understand loli porn.
it does nothing for me.
zero arousal.
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>>60129992
Great post, you hit the nail on the head
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>>60130045
Yeah it's almost like there's some new source of major inflationary pressures or something huh
Crazy
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is this capitulation?
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How much money did this CP-spamming retard lose?
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>>60130131
That's because you are not a pedophile.
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>>60130124
an indisputable fact, this
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>>60130141
almost like that would have been the same problem back then since lowering rates raises inflation yet he was preaching about cutting rates when they didn't even have it under control.
Crazy.
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At least post better loli porn, the fuck is this half-assed art.
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>Trump nukes the global economy and wipes out 10 TRILLION dollars of American equity
>MAGAtards: TRANNIES!!!!!!!1111
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>>60130153
Jesus Christ there's just no helping you people is there
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>>60129714
Skull fucking the global economic order, unironically. It's starting to become clear that the admin doesn't think what everyone has been doing for the last 100 years is sustainable. Which it isn't, but tossing up the checkerboard is probably also retarded. Gambling with the world economy is truly the ultimate SIGMA grindset!
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>>60130154
he's an ironic, he doesn't actually know what good loli looks like
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the orange dipshit actually managed to bankrupt a bunch of casinos in Atlantic City, which is a business that basically prints money as people go and willingly leave money there. Not just one either, at least fucking three if I remember right
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>>60130169
NOOOOO MY IDEOLOGICAL WORLD VIEW IS THE ONE THAT'S CORRECT
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>>60130122
They don't know that. They understand how anything works because they can't afford higher education and the public schools are a disaster. What they do understand is the game is rigged against the majority so it's better to flip the board.
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>>60130164
the thing I hate the most about what is going to happen over the next 4 years is that I absolutely agree with the majority of Trump social agenda
and when he's gone we will do a complete 180
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>>60130164
pretty gay to spend this time thinking about other people's dicks.
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>>60130182
Yeah, obviously. Why would I hold to an incorrect ideology?
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>>60130181
>managed to bankrupt a bunch of casinos in Atlantic City
wtf I love Trump now?!
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>MAGA pedo melty
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>>60129739
Anons advised me to wait until it fell under 10 and it did, I'm waiting for it to start marching back up thru 10 to Yolo it. Thanks, anons
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This is a threat to Jerome right?
Do you think trump will destroy him?
You can't let a rogue fed destroy the economy.
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>posting AI crap now
for fuck sake dude at least spam good quality stuff
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>>60130116
as you say, specific sectors. I don't think a 10% tariff on any car entering the EU from nonEU country is minor though considering ours is 2.5% on their junk coming in.
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>>60130205
yeah go give him your sweet love he's doing the same to you now lmao
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>>60130211
source?
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My anus has been thoroughly tongued by the proverbial nigger that is the New York Stock Exchange (if you catch my drift)
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/pol/ is having a small civil war right now
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>>60129977
same
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>>60130220
>You can't let a rogue fed destroy the economy.
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>>60130126
It is shockingly close to Peronism. There are a lot of very strongly anti-capitalist and anti-corporatist elements to MAGA.
>>60130187
This has been the most surprising thing to me. The average person doesn't have a clue how anything works. They know they have a pension with money in it, but they couldn't explain why that money is there or what it's doing. It's fucking maddening and we're all going to suffer because of it.
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>>60130220
Inflation down
Eggs down
Jobs up

Wait I thought we were losing?
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DEEPSTATE! THEY SHOULD'VE STOPPED TRUMPS INSANITY! WHERE ARE THEYYYYYYYY FUUUUCK ME!
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>>60130116
I only vote based on cultural issues because I don't care about the economy.
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NO SURVIVORS
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>>60130268
PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
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anybody got stock in American rebel?
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>>60130268
he is the deep state
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>>60130164
>american conservatives have replaced their god of the bible with trump
actually insane behavior, they are following their dear leader's commands more loyally than they ever followed their own god
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I want it to go to zero so I can slurp all your bags
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nigs
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>>60130225
>I don't think a 10% tariff on any car entering the EU from nonEU country is minor though
There's no such tariff but american cars are a rarity here anyway
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>>60130303
jej
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We are now in The Greater Depression
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>>60130296
Never underestimate the depths of stupidity.
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Miss me yet?
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lmao this thread gives (you)'s for everything this is great
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>>60129739
It hurts so much! I got one mil to play with after this. I need to deploy it better. Thinking 7$ and a 88$ Nvidya (30 PE).
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>>60130257
Yeah, people are really dumb. I've seen a lower class near crippled elderly lady give her entire pension to a kid from a wealthy (he blew it all on pot and still lives with his parents) over the span of a year to pay him for handling social media sites for her small business that failed anyway.
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poopy market
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(You)
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>>60130339
Are you going to engrave all your (You)s on a tombstone?
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>>60130334
more like The Greater Retardation because it's entirely self inflicted
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still counts
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>>60130164
Cult like behavior
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It drops anymore and I'm going all in on the Hang Seng.
The market is also still being artificially held up by NVIDIA and AI hype. OpenAI has been popping this week, unprecedented demand, yet the tariffs are still tanking the market. Imagine when the AI bubble pops after China reaches supply chain escape velocity (Huawei is close) and people realise that these companies have been blowing hundreds of billions in capex. Compounded with tariffs a lot of people are going to kill themselves. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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>>60129840
Underrated comment
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>>60130334
some say the greatest depression. i had people tell me, "trump, please, we can't stop losing!" and i said the bottom's yet to arrive folks! it's going to be horrible, it's going to be horrible.
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>tesla closed under 240
no fucking way
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>>60129672
>Turns out TikTok was about to be sold until Trump literally hit the Chinese with 54 percent Tariffs
ART OF THE DEAL
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>>60130356
without (you)s do you even exist?
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>>60130376
Tesla is a dead brand.
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>>60130376
regret selling my $265 put yesterday lol
usually keeping TSLA puts fucks me over
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Seriously though
What is his end game?
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>>60130069
I both love and hate this.
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>>60130390
Toyota is the future
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>>60130357
He deserves to have this one named after him. Never seen such an immediate and unambiguous causal relation between presidential action and economic downturn before.
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>>60130376
stayed under 240 after hours so far too
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>>60130372
People could be begging for socialism by the end ala Germany 1932
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>>60130404
Crashing this market with no survivors
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>>60130077
This
>>60130126
Have a shitty low res pic
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>>60130220
I'm illiterate about finance amongst many other things, what would have happened had rates been cut? Hyperinflation, maybe?
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>>60130404
making putbros rich
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>Nasdaq -6.6%
>BTC holding surprisingly well even green in the last 24h

Well, what the fuck? Why?
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all in on UVIX, it's going to be a Black Monday for the ages
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>>60130413
This was as close to someone pressing the big shiny "CRASH THE MARKETS" button as we will ever see. Bogdanoffesque in its execution
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>It drops anymore and I'm going all in on the Hang Seng.
>The market is also still being artificially held up by NVIDIA and AI hype. OpenAI has been popping this week, unprecedented demand, yet the tariffs are still tanking the market. Imagine when the AI bubble pops after China reaches supply chain escape velocity (Huawei is close) and people realise that these companies have been blowing hundreds of billions in capex. Compounded with tariffs a lot of people are going to kill themselves. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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>socialists exhuberant

Its going to be extremely funny to see his replacement have to embrace free trade as a diet-marxist.
Can't wait for the mental gymnastics on that one.
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>>60129801
Excited and grateful for our Glorious Supreme Leader's plans!
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>>60130436
Probably the only asset untouched by orange retard's retardation
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Where did all of you motherfuckers come from, biz has never been this active, fuck off fed faggots
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>>60130462
YET
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>>60130455
She's even wearing red.
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>>60130404
in his eyes? that he'll bring in the world economy to be a tributary state to the US and that every american can be a millionaire.
the reality? fast tracking american socialism by forcing the development of a command economy that will then be helmed by a sociopathic gen x'er who wants nothing more than to see boomers suffer
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>>60130451
We're about to get woke FDR
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>>60130451
the last true socialists died on the front lines of the spanish civil war. modern day leftists are just gay neocons.
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>>60130468
Have you literally ever posted on a board when something big and relevant happens? It's like being surprised /k/ was fast when Ukraine was invaded
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>>60130409
>Toyota
The future is probably BYD and the like, sadly.
Regardless of one's political opinion, it's a fact that Elon's antics alienated his main customer base. And it's really hard to recover from that.
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>>60130334
Not even fuckin close you’ll know we’re in it when you’re eating someone else’s or your own dog or cat for dinner and happy to do it
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>>60130473
Market is red, republicans are red
Looks like winning to me
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>>60130479
Do you think we could get the woke to blame orange people instead of white people? If so I'll sign on.
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>>60130436
I assume some are hedging the bet
>US dollar loses reserve status
>BTC is the replacement
Tbf also helps Blackrock kike said this
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How do I counter this card?
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>>60130505
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>>60130505
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>>60130479
>uhhh uhhh yes hello, my fellow americans, as you know, I have uhhh ahem... always been a fan of free trade and unrestricted market activity.

I really can't wait,
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>>60129860
Nü deepstate is a disgrace
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>>60130529
Retarded MAGA mondays
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>>60130468
Shalom
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>>60130528
Putin or WW3 ?
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>>60130503
I ate your Moms pussy and was glad to do it. That count?
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>>60130500
Toyota actually has some interesting looking tech with solid state batteries, though I'm no materials scientist.
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>>60130505
It’s beautiful.
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>Be Pro Life
>Commits suicide
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Monday will be bright green, people shorted the bottom, there's a whole weekend for a pull back on some tariffs
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>>60130404
bold of you to assume that he's thought that far ahead.
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>>60130296
It's not even funny anymore
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>>60130448
Cope if you want man. China being able to manufacture their own chips is a when, not an if. Once that happens nvidia is getting annihilated.
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>>60130566
we'll get 480 on mondays
tariffs will be doubled
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>>60130534
> monday entire dead last
> retarded done suicide uhh
poetry
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>OpenAI backs deepfake cybersecurity startup Adaptive Security in new funding round

>New York-based Adaptive Security has raised a $43 million Series A co-led by OpenAI’s startup fund and Andreessen Horowitz, it announced Wednesday. This marks OpenAI’s first investment in a cybersecurity startup, OpenAI confirmed to TechCrunch.

why is openAI investing in cybersecurity?
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>>60130566
>Monday will be bright green

>Suicide Hotline
Help is available
Speak with someone today
988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline
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gap down after trump doubles the tariffs because foreigners did not say thank you and please
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>>60130566
if he pulls back the market will pump for sure but the uncertainty that he won't just pull the same retarded stunt again will remain
unironically the only way I can see markets calming down now is if congress forces him to stop doing dumb shit outside of an external force preventing him from just doing it again nobody is going to trust him
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>>60130603
We might as well just accelerate at this point. No sense in delaying the inevitable
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>>60130574
Supply of the components to build EUV lithography machines and 30+ years of R&D. China is the greatest investor in reverse engineering and copy-pasta, but that only gets them so far…
Yeah and even just building the EUV source is really hard. You need to drip liquid tin, vaporize it into plasma with a high power laser, and filter the UV light that comes off of that plasma. Then to bring that EUV light to the mask you need to use very high quality Bragg reflectors, and you can’t use lenses at all because glass absorbs the EUV, so you need very well designed reflectors, and you need a high quality mask that needs to be kept in focus. All of this is done in a very strong vacuum, and you need to be able to add deadly gasses at well controlled temperatures. For all of this you need the latest and greatest simulation software, billions of dollars to spend, experienced engineers, and a decade of R&D. If you got the blueprints for every system through espionage, you still need billions of dollars, super specialized part (so you need to build multiple other factories for these parts), world class engineers, and years of design, alignment, and testing. By then TSMC has moved onto the next node because they have decades of experience and $134 billion in assets.
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>>60130592
all the jews in command believe in precog crime and that LLMs are actually reasoning therefor can precog (too bad this will never happen and it will blow up in their face as orwell told)
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>>60130592
Because "AI" is the current buzzword in the security industry.
>t. Security analyst
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>Cope if you want man. China being able to manufacture their own chips is a when, not an if. Once that happens nvidia is getting annihilated.
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At least use the gigachad version
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>>60130620
thoughts on AI Automated Pentesting?
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>>60130574
None of it matters, they'll have the capability to invade Taiwan in 5-10 years anyway, if not sooner.
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>>60130572
Imagine being in a room where Ben “Crazy Negro” Carson seems to be the only uncomfortable one. This picture is gold.
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seeing libertarians seethe has made this all worth it
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JPMORGAN SAYS IT NOW PROJECTS A U.S. RECESSION IN 2025
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>>60130649
link?
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>>60130628
Right now I think it's a huge marketing gimmick since it's still in its infancy. Manual pentesting is still king for the time being.
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bros am I gonna have to go back to work in retail or can I still afford to finish my degree in 2 years without going into debt
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>>60130642
the tall brunette on the left always seems to be having a moment of realization as well
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>>60130649
>libertarians
This is why I can't say I'm a libertarian in public. Literal fridge temp IQ people like you hear it and automatically think I'm a liberal because they both have "lib" in it.
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>>60130694
i'm sorry bro, you're going to the coal mines.
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>>60130652
>slap tariffs even on things your own industries import
what could possibly go wrong?
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so is it a safe bet stocks will plunge again on monday after trump escalates in response to china’s retaliation
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>>60130264
>>60130264
Inflation is about to worse than a bunch of furry artists drawing comissions at a yaoi conventionyss8p
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>>60130601
Bullish, it's hold above 5000
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>>60130713
It's a safe bet that stocks will continue to dump on Monday unless Trump does a complete 180 on tariffs and does a naked dogeza during a press conference begging for forgiveness.
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>>60130690
>ai data mines tryhackme and hackthebox
>Patel and Cletus are laid off
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>>60130713
they will plunge no matter what he does. if he doubles down the problem only gets worse and everyone panics, if he walks back the tariffs then the market can't reliably predict his policies and everyone panics.
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>>60130694
If you are smart and proactive your time is better spent finishing your degree at a faster pace and with better grades than working a cashier. Petition your college to take over the maximum credits. I took 5-6 upper courses on the quarter system my last two quarters and graduated way early and saved a lot of time and money. Maximum without petition was 4 iirc.
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>>60130731
Even if he walks back everything, countries have lost trust. Brics mutates to next level super sayan.
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>>60130731
I could see europe or the uk caving on some trivial thing and make the markets crab.
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>>60130724
it will open at 450 and dump to 300
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>>60130713
He's already boasting that his plan's working because Vietnam already "bowed" and they have a concept of a plan in the works for them
Same with Argentina and Israel (lol)
It's fucking over, anon
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>all my gains I made this year have finally been wiped out
Sorry I was late to the party bros but I'm finally here with you. Maybe I should just finally capitulate and then start over from square one.
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>>60130713
yes go all in
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>>60130292
I've read some very stupid posts in the last couple days but boy this one might be the topper
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>>60130760
Nah, that wouldn't bring it up to crab level, that just would make the dump less bad.

>>60130749
I agree that it wouldn't go back up to where it was on Wednesday, but I think it would definitely start turning green if he walked it back entirely, at least for a day or two.
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>>60130762
I doubt we it go below 400
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>>60130747
they charge out the ass to take more than 15. I am hoping the grants keep flowing and maybe get a few scholarships and maybe those direct subsidized loans, but fuck. I figure regardless I need to get it as quick as possible because I will be 32 by the time I graduate. Can't really delay any more after wasting my 20s waging at a dollar store. if nothing else I can fuck off to Asia to teach english with the degree then kill myself
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>>60130821
I mean probably 480
that would be amazing
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>We're on an express elevator to hell, going down!
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>>60130220
>>60130431
cutting rates with a flat rate of 15% tariffs would probably put us up to 15% inflation in a year
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Day: -14.97%
This Week: -24.52%
This Month: -25.37%
This Year: -50.93%

fun fun
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>>60129860
straight up, lot of weakness
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>>60130899
>This Year: -50.93%
Fucking Christ
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test
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>>60130838
>I will be 32 by the time I graduate.
>fuck off to Asia to teach english with the degree
Oh, I didn't know people were still stupid enough to major in stuff like this with costs as high as they are.

I know 3 people that are doing/have done this, 2 of them don't even have degrees. Long story short most of the people doing this are unhappy and the pay is shit(especially at your age), even in non SEA countries.
>fuck off to Asia
If you're a loser here you're probably going to be a loser there.
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China rumored to announce the use of RMB as trading currency in bilateral trade, displacing the US.
SPY is GOING TO 200
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>>60130911
Actually, just a min, my excel formulas are wrong, I need to recalc
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>raise tariffs to 50%
>magats: fed should lower rates 0.25 to offset
>bonus: Vietnam lowered rates to 0 tho
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>>60130899
I was -50% two days ago but am back to -1.5% thanks to puts
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>>60129762
Civil servant here. There's no deepstate, just the big boss at best. If my N+1 boss asks me to throw the chairs out of the windows because the N+3 boss asked it, I do it. Plus, it's fun.
And if they ask me to go downstairs to get back the chairs, I do it. Simple as.
But it's less fun that way.
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>>60130769
I just lost 500k in 48 hours. I’m loving it though. some great buying opportunities ahead. Chaos is a ladder.
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>>60130899
>>60130911
>>60130928
>>60130947
Yeah, my excel formulas was broken, I fixed it, much better now
Day: -14.97%
This Week: -24.52%
This Month: -25.16%
This Year: -40.29%
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>>60130913
the degree isn't in english, it's geographic information systems, you just need any 4 year degree to teach english over there with any reputable school. it's just a last resort option though, I know it's shit. I am a loser here but the few times I've been over there I had a good time. of course a job isn't a vacation but still
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S&P pe ratio still elevated at 23.5-26, depending on source. Just to get back to historical averages means another -30%
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>>60130961
How's your 401k doing you absolute American dumbass? Thank god I am European
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>>60130959
>some great buying opportunities ahead
its going to go down more lil bro
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>>60130948
You on v a lot? This explains so much.
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>>60130966
based, once my puts print I'll buy new ones
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>>60130971
why would you say this when the EU economy is also sharting itself

everything is interconnected
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>>60130971
Not nearly as bad. The one I'm posting about is my gambling account. I have a job now, so I don't have time to trade as much, so I mostly just let it collapse
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>>60129801
>it's true
LMFAO this is fucking surreal. Imagine this, the MAGAboomer doesn't even know yet that there's a market crash going on.
We haven't even seen half of it yet.
Holy shit kek
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bros can what stocks track gold? i know i'm late but i don't want my dollhairs to continue being on fire
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>>60130974
For sure. Still my plan is 1 mil when SOXL hit 15, another when SOXL hits 7. Than my last 500k into TQQQ when Nasdaqs down 30%.
Than I’ll have 300k left to live off of and wait, (I have no job). Hoping we don’t Great Depression.
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>>60130741
Using the mexico tariff threats that he used to take down the largest car plant ever before he was even elected. His method is to just swing the tariff threats around to just force companies to build in america due to the risk of him randomly doing it again. It's madman theory but applied to global trade.
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>>60130998
Karen Read? WTF!
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>>60131007
why not just buy SOXS and set a trailing stop. or sell SOXL puts and then you’re guaranteed to get in at the desired price if SOXL shits itself further
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>>60130926
Source?
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>>60131007
you are insane.
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Anybody else noticed that The Mannarino has turned into Rastafarino preacherino?
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>>60131007
1 mil when soxl hits 15? why? it's at 8 right now
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>>60130309
are you retarded? google it. https://www.wcshipping.com/blog/import-duties-cars-germany-tax-guide
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>>60131007
meds
take them
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>>60130998
magaboomers with brokerage accounts will certainly notice
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>>60131026
I don’t know how :(
It’s been on my to do list to learn. After this I might learn how options work. I mainly buy and hold a lot so I should have been selling covered puts this entire time.
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>>60129801

>>60130998
Lmao
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>>60131045
>germany is the EU
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>>60131037
>>60131052
See >>60130340
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>Trump administration declines expansion of coverage for costly obesity drugs
fucking kek the man is on a rampage
this might sneakily lead to a very minor pharma pump come monday tho

ozempic premiums to da moon
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yo where my 401k go? lol
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talk me off buying 2027 soxl calls (strike 20)
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>>60130057
I think EU isn't announcing anything until mid-April from what I read yesterday or the day before, but things might change fast after what China puled
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>>60131096
Stop.
You won't know where to spend all your money.
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>>60131096
Buy tesla
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>>60130220
he's right
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>>60131023
why do conservatives care about some lady that did a dui
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h-h-how much is the fish?
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>>60131096
why would you buy leaps on a 3x leverage speculator ETF lel
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>>60131124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M8Uiy8WR4U
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>>60130865
Good, the tariffs will work even faster
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>>60130431
Ask Turkroaches about it
Spoiler: 90% inflation per year.
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>>60131133
because its cheaper than buying leaps in spy
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Lol and I just finished two years of digging out of a hole
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>>60131141
but like the whole point of 3x leverage meme gambler etfs is to hedge volatility swings, as in the whole point is short term trading in strong swings up and down

leaps are meant for assets that, like, arent supposed to do that
like big companies or major market indexes
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>>60131154
Post the y-axis
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>>60131154
Makes you think, doesn't it.
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>>60131141
it's not cheaper retard, the premiums are insane on soxl

well the premiums on everything are insane right now cause vix is 45
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>>60130528
Mario
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>>60131161
My thought process is SOXL trades at 30-40 when spy is at 580
If trump stops chimping out then my calls will be up 1000% easily and we can go back to 580 after things clam down

obviously best case scenario
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>>60131163
FYI: This isn't account value, it's account profit/loss. So the $0 line would be the account is worth exactly what I deposited.
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>>60131180
Is that a threat?
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>>60129891
>gamestop is the play
GameStop is fucked
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>>60131191
then trade the options on it that arent ridiculously long
its a 3x leveraged asset, movement is meant to be strong

if you buy leaps on something that just flies up and down, you will get raped by theta decay
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>>60131014
Its madman theory but he is actually insane while getting head from his oracle cocubine laura loomer lmao
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>>60131212
May 2026 sounds good?
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guys, why do they turn off markets during weekends
the fuck am I supposed to do now
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>>60131204
I dunno, ask the Nintendo Yakuzas about it, they're pissed off today.
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>>60128822
>>60128822
>>60128822
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>>60131225
do you know what a leap is man
please, don't hurt yourself
consider learning something more reasonable before shitting yourself all over options that you don't know what to do with

or dont up2u m8
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>>60131243
no, make a non-shit thread
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>>60131212
You sound informed. How would you play SOXL?
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>>60131250
lets not thread split again
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BREAKING: President Trump is “at the peak of just not giving a f*ck anymore. Bad news stories? Doesn’t give a f*ck. He’s going to do what he’s going to do,” per White House official.
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>>60131252
I wouldnt
trading leveraged speculative shit like that is just gambling
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>>60131216
You watch too much msnbc
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>>60131266
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>>60131303
Sauce?
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>>60131337
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/04/04/trump-tariffs-reason-advisers/
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>>60131300
The only logical end for you is to drink the Flavoraid in Trumpstown while you think "this for sure will own the libs" as you down that sweet, sweet cyanide.
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>>60131154
>>60131195
ouch
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>>60131266
>>60131303
It's funny because of how much he pandered to the stock markets during his first term.
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>>60131384
Holy shit you are bitter. You're just mad the party is over for financebros.
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>>60131243
No. Trannies need to leave >>>/bant/

Someone bake with a /biz/ related market crash news pic.
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>>60131384
This threads dead but on the off chance anyones here, this is hilarious.



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