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SQQQ General
>>60151309
I'm about to buy in. I dont care. 2x leveraging too.
how much will spy shit the bed tomorrow
>>60151309I BOUGHT THE VTSAX TOP AGAIN
>NOOOOOOO LET ME OFFSHORE AMERICAN JOBS FOR A QUICK PROFIT, DAMN YOU DRUMPF STOP IT
this is pure, unlubed, buttrape.
>>60151334buying what?
So he was just actually retarded all along?
when do i buy? i want free money trump will surely walk back on the tariffs?
It's over. Over.
We are going to the center of the earth on this one
i hate /pol/tards so fucking much
https://x.com/DarkOddCon/status/1908761592290004994https://x.com/DarkOddCon/status/1908761592290004994https://x.com/DarkOddCon/status/1908761592290004994
>>60151353They actually recovered a lil bit...
>>60151324>SQQQshould've held my shares from Friday, was afraid orange man was going to tweet something over the weekend
>>60151351Just get puts
Can't wait to see the Italian market tomorrow
Welcome back to Mad Money, Cramerica. We’ve got Anon from /biz/ on the line. Anon?
>>60151353I see one green.See not everything is terrible yet(this post is a joke)
It's really bad right now, but I was expecting worse.
aaaaaaahhhhhhahahahh
>>60151375buy back in overnight
>>60151356Kys
>>60151351>when do i buy?when trump calls off the tariffs, or, if he doesn't, but EU+JP+CN+UK agree to a 'deal' (they won't).
JUST
>Trump said he would do this for years>Trump said he would do this for months>Trump said he would do this for weeks>Trump said he would do this days before he did it>does it>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAdid no one here position for his tariffs?
he was RIGHTyou WILL APOLOGIZE
>>60151377suggest exp date and amount
the penis is getting limper
Anyone been waiting for this for a long time?
>>60151381wait until retail opens tomorrow morningthe boomer selloff is going to be epic
Its so fucking over.
this is assrapecan you imagine being old and close to retirement and this shit happens over like 3 days
Drill Baby Drill
>>60151347S&p 500 or nasdaq index, one of those
>>60151309So when do we try to catch the falling knife?4000?3500?
>>60151398people literally just believed he was bluffing and wasn't actually retarded enough to do it
>>60151393JP is the only one on the list that might but it won't matter because everything is still fucked without EU and China
>>60151400>retard who’s always wrong makes the most obvious prediction of all time>OMG HES RIGHTWow who could have guessed the market would crash tomorrow
>>60151396>>60151393>>60151389>>60151386>>60151381>>60151380>>60151379>>60151384
>>60151407I want to buy in but didn't want to buy the top. Now I wait for the low.
Just woke up, what did I miss
>>60151379Hi, Jim, love the show, are our portfolios gonna get quote raped until our asses bleed on monday unquote?
It took 2 years for the markets to lose $7 trillion in market cap at the bottom of the 08’ crash.We lost $5 trillion in 1 fucking day last week
BTC god DAYMN
>>601514233600 is my entry point
>>60151398I knew Trump was retarded, didn't think everyone in his cabinet was as well.
>>60151440monday first breaker guaranteed
>>60151424>thinking a based retard won't do ithe was clearly always going to do it lol, I thought about buying inverse ETFs but didn't think the market would over react like this
trading economicsforecast4600but i bet it will updatea lot lowersoon
What’s the realistic floor?
>>60151353Owari da, Se on niin ohiImagine when retail opens
>>60151349How did you not understand that from his first presidency? He has always been a fucking retard. Do you know how hard it is for a casino to go bankrupt? And he did it fucking twice!
>>601514690
>>60151454>didn't think everyone in his cabinet was as wellYou didn't?
I have no mouth, yet I must AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60151309Based af. Make Democrats Poor Again.
>>60151469
>>60151456Uh ohGuess we joining Bobo now
Im buying everything. Short long leveraged. Liquidity crunch. You guys are nice, dont go to the stonks or crypto exchanges tomorrow. Sleep in, have some silver dollar pancakes with mom tomorrow.
>>6015146930k if nothing changes from here.
>>60151469obviously we are gonna bounce before this, but seriously why couldn't we retrace down to 2022 lows?
>>60151477I'm not american I'm just watching shit from the sidelines
>Futures
We elected the guy who lead the Obama birth certificate movement. This country is retarded.
I've been enjoying this panic acting for three days now, please post more memes, reactions and "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH's".
>>60151485Corrupt yes, retarded no.
>>60151469its hard to say, industry will be absolutely raped and it will fall below 30k for years if tariffs are serious, but very few people on the market believe that
>>60151504i can see that
>>60151381Futures is almost never more than 2 percent up or down. This is catastrophic fortelling for tomorrow if there's no change/capitulation from Trump.
Why did you fucks tell me to buy on Friday. I thought we had hit the bottom :(
The S&P 500 will go back to 2016 levels and America will become one of those countries where economic growth is not constant but stagnates due to low-level, decade-long growths being canceled out by decade-long recessions due to political instability and failed management. We will be like Colombia which still hasn't returned to 2012 levels of GDP more than a decade after the fact. This is what socialist partisan politics does to a country.
>>60151309jesus christ its all red...its all fucking red
>>60151532tariffs for stay past midterms guaranteed, but I doubt they'd last that long eitherprobably gone or reduced by EOY
>Cramer was right
>>60151379AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60151398I did but I never thought it would get this bad. We were all in denial.
>>60151417they voted for this
>>60151353>we might unironically go below 30kHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. its truly fucking over lmao
>>60151454Everyone was expecting Trump I because that term he had his tard wranglers.Instead he filled this one with all his best ass kissers and yesmen so nobody is going to speak any sense into him.
>>60151454How do you look at that cabinet and not see every single one of them as fucking retards?
>>60151552>for stay*won't stayfucking swiftkey
/biz/ index up 300%!
>>60151537>Trump is president>Still blames socialistI hate americans so much, you deserve all the pain orange man is causing
overnight trading in 64 minutes. prepare you're anus
>>60151574V
>Nikkei opens in an hourthe weebs are about to be heemed
We are going red again
>>60151576I think he means it's the fear of electing someone perceived to be 'socialist' that drove to vote for Trump, not that the 'socialists' caused this
>>60151574we are seeing history in the making.
>>60151552Trump will find 1,001 other ways to fuck with companies if they attempt to subvert his tariff policy. So they won't dare. These tariffs are going to remain, at least in practice, for the next four years. And then they'll become entrenched and corporations will view any supply chain based on free trade as a political risk. The result for us will be decades of stagnation and compounding structural issues that no one is willing to address.
fuck i sold my puts too early i want to die
Holy shit somebody has to do it for the good of us all
>>60151537>America will become one of those countries where economic growth is not constant but stagnates due to low-level, decade-long growths being canceled out by decade-long recessions due to political instability and failed management.B..but I literally just old enough to have a disposable income a few months ago
>>60151454Many will not be, Trump is simply a narcissist who does not tolerate dissenting opinion, if they contradict him they will be fired.
i was supposed to make it this year
>>60151381Futures is a fraction of the actual market. Someone explained to me once it's like putting your peepers down a straw. What you see is the eye of a hurricane before it forms.
>>60151379Hey Jim long time viewer here. I'm not actually in the market right now, I'm all in T-bills. Stay frosty and keep chilling!
>>60151562yeah my portfolio is taking damage but the companies i'm owning are decently resilient to tariffs. imagine how boglehead maga boomers are doing - all in market cap weighted index funds. sheer brutality.
AND I'M FREEI'M FREE FALLING
>>60151618So…get puts and rack in the money?
should I short 10 SPY when overnight opens?
>>60151603>four yearsexcept midterms is in 18 months and unless a literal miracle happens the Dems will take both the senate and the house
.....
>>60151616They were supposed to nudge him away from going full retard, instead they're egging him on.
>>60151428incoherent bot post
What the fuck is this zionist blabbering about?
>>6015146938000 was what I was calling for 2 months ago.
>>60151454having a cabinet doesnt matter if you only hire yes men
>>60151640Kek
>>60151636>Dems will take both the senate and the houseand then impeach?
>>6015149530k is a very ancient floor breaking that would tear the market apart
i love trump! i love tariffs! so much green every day
>>60151576What pain?
>>60151621yeah and retail basically doesn't trade futures. remember retail were buying the "dip" bigly last week, now buyer's remorse will set in big time. i think we're getting circuit breakers tomorrow.
>>60151657possibly, but even if they don't they can cancel the current "emergency" and therefore the tariffs
>>60151648trust the plan patriots are in control
I am so glad all the fake market bulls are finally feeling the pain, hope you lose everything
Fug bros…
>>60151657no need to impeachthe only reason trump can do these retarded tariffs in the first place is emergency act congress can take away his powers
>>60151636There is 0% democrats take the senate. Thet won't even be able to take it in 2028. It is permanently red now. They probably lose some seats in 2026 regardless of the economy.
>>60151665my puts also love Trump
>>60151648Dumbledore said calmly
>>60151636Why are Americans like this?
>>60151469By guess was 30,000. That was during covid and during peak uncertainty regarding the interest rates. The market was super touch and go and every day was a fight for your portfolio.
>>60151398Post proof Trump claimed he woild destroy the global evonomy with irrational tariff policies. Pro Tip: You can't. Not in the last thread. Not in this thread. Not ever because he didn't.
>>60151691The republican majority senate ALREADY voted to take away trump emergency powersso they only really need the house even if you were right
>>60151648>I would expect that one or more major companies located in that country would negotiate a deal directly with Trump to open new factories in the USAlternatively, they could make a deal with China, which has cheaper laborers, a high IQ population, and no crime, which is what they were already pursuing.
>>60151576>>60151597Tariffs are a socialist policy. It's partisan, too, since Trump is simply pork barreling the Rust Belt that voted for him. Our nation is now enslaved to two forms of partisan, socialist economic visions. It's going to be ripped apart like an Latin American or African nation where both sides have no idea what proper economic policy is. At least one side has to have a correct basic perception of economics, and that no longer exists. Nobody is willing to address the pressing structural problems and tariffs are being used as a red herring to simulate economic progress when it is merely re-shoring what we already had abroad, and is thus a magic trick to deceive voters. You're not building new factories, you're spending hundreds of billions on moving them to get a shittier product at a higher price and lower volume.Tariffs are going to be another structural burden for our fickle economy to bear on top of the welfare state, fucked-up insurance system, crumbling education system, and collapsing social mores and birth rates.
>>60151636Bold of you to assume that the Dems are gonna do jackshit to change this. Things won't just magically go back to how they used to be in 4 years. It's a new world order. Trump has set all global instutions ablaze and Dems can't just fix that in 4 years, because who's to say some other MIGA ghoul pops up and wins?It's over. For real this time. Something actually happeend.
>BTC dumping to recover liquidity for stock pulloutIt's so over holy shit
>>60151700Slave mentality
actually I'll just buy SQQQ instead of shorting, that will be safer
>>60151665It's a good time to be colorblind
Buying a lil VOO tomorrow
>>60151712>he didn't say the exact words so it doesn't countkeep moving those goal posts
>Trump's tariffs place 77% tax on manufacturer's profits: TS Lombard
>>60151720Even if the House votes Trumps tariffs away (kek) he can just veto. They are never getting a veto proof majority vote.
>>60151682What a timeline we're living in.
>>60151700The only other choice is an open revolution but that would destroy the global economy too.
This is gonna permanently shake confidence in America because it shows that institutions will let a fucking retard and his personality cult take everything over
You guys reckon it's too late to short now? Futures's are already down 4.8% on Nasdaq, so the risk-reward ratio seems a little lopsided.
>>60151766no, it's a resolutionthey just need to pass it and the emergency is cancelled
>>60151691you might be onto something. haven't heard a single word of them yet
>China stocks almost unaffectedNo like....SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK DRUUUMPHHHH
He's not wrong I suppose
>>60151790Hopefully he gets rid of income tax soon
>>60151781the time to short this was mon-wedyou're not late, you never even arrived
>>60151766The power to levy tariffs is constitutionally assigned to congress. There is no veto available if Congress decides not to yield that power any longer to the executive.
>>60151785the HSI and Shanghai haven't even opened and they got buttblasted with the rest of us last week
>MAGA crashed the stock marketYes>MAGA ruined my retirementYes>MAGA means I can't retireYes>MAGA made things more expensiveYes>MAGA made my life worseYes
>>60151766I think you really don't understand what double digit unemployment does to politics.Again the majority republican senate already did something your assumption that after a bloodbath in the midterms the renaming republicans won't turncoat is ridiculous
Welp. I kinda miss the old guy who just sat there and mumbled. Really a great vibe
>>60151785They will just sell to someone else lmao
If you burgers don't deal with your orange problem nobody will take you seriously ever again
>>60151785My nigga Speed is unironically saving their economy.
>>60151790topkek
I am a tourist just watching, can someone explain futures to me? are people putting in orders to execute tomorrow morning? what price do they sell at if the market is closed?
>>60151785China is in far better shape to handle this trade war since they export to the US far more than they import from the US.
>>60151776>This is gonna permanently shake confidence in America because it shows that institutions will let a fucking retard and his personality cult take everything overAlready was the case with Joe Biden, but Trump has no handlers to restrain and direct him so his destruction is far more free-wheeling and broad. Whereas with Biden, it was a slow poison in all aspects of policy, Trump is smashing left and right. There is no empirical hypothesis for how any of thus is supposed to raise our standard of living and material wealth. Less goods are coming into the country from abroad, our wealth is objectively shrinking. What we hope to produce here will be made at a higher price, lower volume, and lower quality. This will not lower home prices, car prices, or insurance premiums. It does not solve any structural problem.It is a political show that is costing us billions.
>>60151804I did short on Wednesday but closed Friday because I didn't know what was going to happen over the weekend. Still made a nice profit but I'm wondering if there's still room to make more.
>>60151790By eliminating all gains, what a geniusMAGA!
>>6015146931,000. He's bringing the indexes back to where he left off the first term.
2 TERMS2 SCOOPS2 CRASHESREEEEEEEEEE STOP RIGHT THERE DRUMPFIE YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH
>>60151785>To secure exports to Europe, China reconfigures its rail links>A new line will bypass its best friend, RussiaLooks like China might be willing to dump Russia for better relations with the EU. Cautiously bullish.
Was it really worth it?
>>60151785They don't call it the Chinese century for nothing, also even white people will go to Chinese hell.
>>60151804we're not even getting a dead cat
>>60151833Rich people are selling in Asia. You’re not rich so you can sell tomorrow after they’ve used your shares to cover their shorts.
>>60151852It's okay because globohomo soft power is bad because reasons
>>60151781If you short monday youre at a risk of a violent relief rally up
>>60151833they're contracts that let you buy or sell things at a certain price after opening. if you're paying extra for the privilege of selling something at a small loss, it indicates that you expect a lot of selling on market open that would normally lose you more, or vice versa
>The world thinks the DNC can do anything>When all of the top DNC moderates who know how to fix the markets are now gone>Leaving only dumb leftists who only go by gender and muh feelings>They can't even find someone who can challenge the 2026 and 2028 elections - they have should have someone by now but can't>And yet people who tend to vote the DNC are boomers and dumb white women who are now dying off in mass due to old age There is no fucking going back, Trump has crossed the Rubicon.
what should be the limit price for sqqq in an hour?>>60151868nothing is rallying on monday retard
>VIX at 40ummmm guys
Trump is putting a stop to usury, just like Jesus didMAGA
>>60151868i would be surprised if the bankbots would want to burn money
>>60151880if you plan on closing ur short on monday yes retard, but dont hold all the way till the end of the week retard
>>60151879>all of the top DNC moderates who know how to fix the markets are now goneThey are literally all there still
>>60151842It was certainly not the case with Biden. He didn't unilaterally crash the markets with a fucking retarded trade policy decision.
>>60151816Even if we somehow got rid of Trump I'm afraid that only reeducation camps will be able fix the rest of MIGA.
>>60151893obviously, I'm talking monday only
>>60151776>gonnait's already done, anonthe fact that trump was even allowed to run again shattered any muh constitution muh rights theatricsnot a single retard voting for him paused for a second and tried to consider why not a single person from his first term was with him this time aroundtruly the most spoiled and self absorbed people in the world
>>60151875so they are actually selling at these prices as they update throughout the night? and mutual funds cannot be sold pre-market? those are the ones that execute at the end of the day once it's all over?
>>60151894Yeah, good luck fixing this shit. It's not the 2010's or even the fucking early 2020's.
>>60151886add a bobo to this
>>60151893>>60151880I am buying sqqq at open at market price and will will sell before close. Also buying some avus/avuv on my weekly auto dca but that always happens.
GUYS HOW MUCH SQQQ AND AT WHAT PRICE SHOULD I BUY JUST FOR MONDAY IN 50 MINUTES
Its nice to see the retards are not just limited to /k/ and /pol/. Most of you are fucking braindead.
>>60151785
>>60151868Relief based on what? I'm thinking of shorting futures right now before the masses wake up tomorrow and panic, but futures are already down 5.5% so a lot of that panic is already priced in.
>>60151894Right…
>>60151881Rookie numbers. Vix will be 1 million
>>60151924THIS NIGGER NEEDS TO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND
>>60151924>Trump admitting he didnt mean to crash the marketwhat a fucking clown lol
>>60151879Maybe Americans will vote undead Bernie Sanders for that final nail in the coffin
>>60151851>Looks like China might be willing to dump Russia for better relations with the EU.Will never happen. The E.U. is a traitorous whore who's only coming to beg at China's feet because it was dumped by the U.S. and even then, it's doing it in a haughty and imperious manner and promising no future ties. Of course it will betray China and core Chinese interests the moment another liberal regime comes to power in the United States.What will happen is that China will start to ignore U.S. and E.U. sanctions on Russia because the U.S. has cut itself off, and lost its leverage, while the E.U. has no leverage and cannot afford to be cut off from the U.S. and China at the same time. China will begin building foundries in Russia, supplying semiconductors directly to Russia, and increasing military exports and exports of ammunition, developing common military standards and programs with Russia much like NATO. This process will be extended to Iran, and then North Korea, and finally Southeast Asian countries. A new Eurasian Socialist Bloc will emerge in full and this will be the substitute for China's losses.
SELL SELL SELL
I liquidated my forest to slurp up some stock but I'm crying because I'm so attached to it. The pine trees are 20 years old now.
>>60151936>LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE DO!!!we are done
>>60151932>SQQQcan this even be traded off-hours, it wasn't clear to me
>>60151933well a lot of people are just trollinglike the chinese reply posts to >>60151785 make no sense when their futures are also deep red and they also got wrecked last week along with everybody elseHang Seng is -1.35% before open right now
>>60151962you can trade it overnight on robinhood
>>60151962it says so on my brokerI'm just not sure of what limit price to set before it instantly pumps
Chinese stocks are propped up even worse than US stocks.
come on please tesla down 50% it would be so funny
>>60151936There is a reason why you cropped out the date on that tweet.
>>60151924>TRUMP: NOT INTENTIONALLY ENGINEERING MARKET SELL OFFThis is a historical tweet, the shit they will have a picture of in history textbooks.
>>60151823was a circuit breaker actually triggered or is this fag just memeing?i'm seeing 6% max on the 5min chart
>>60151907there's no buying or selling at these prices no, hence the actual indices are not moving. when orders execute precisely for example at the start of the day depends on a lot of factors, but when you hold futures you're buying at a price at a time set by the contract, the exact kinetics of the bloodbath at the start of tomorrow won't affect you because you're contracted with a buyer. sorry that's a bit muddled, rigging up my suicide apparatus rn
>European Central Bank President Christine Lagarde is calling for a payments revolution — one that breaks Europe's reliance on U.S. and Chinese platforms like Visa, Mastercard, PayPal, and Alipay. Describing it as “a march towards independence,” Lagarde said Europe must build its own alternative to secure financial sovereignty. A fully unified capital market, she added, could pave the way for deeper fiscal integration — with a potential value add of up to €3 trillion annually.Goodbye USA and associated jews
>>60151932I am doing 500 shares $25k worth which is about 3% of my portfolio. Will sell before close.
here's the thing... we still haven't actually seen panic. yeah, the selling is huge but it's still orderly. my guess is that the day of the yuuuge tariffs will be liquidation day where the market holds on to the hope that the retard in chief will flip, but as the closing bell comes closer true panic will set in.
>>60151648this is basically japan's golden chance to get rid of amerisrael influencei hope they take it
>>60151970if you don't know how puts work, maybe don't risk it. Can you afford the leverage?
>>60151979What difference does it make? Democrats aren’t gonna suddenly become moderate
>>60151957this. as someone from the eu its horrible watching all those unelected women run everything to the ground
>>60151956Now that actually would have led to an incredibly prosperous American growth. Someone who wasn't going to put up with Israel's bullshit, would cut military fat, and would have the people that have made the most money in the past ~30 years pay more in taxes to support the social safety net in the country so millions of kids aren't starving.
>>60151966>Gweilo cope
>>60151924it's over
>>60151932however much you want. i put in an order for 500 shares at 52, making for 26k or about 75% of my portfolio because i'm mentally ill
>>60151700borderline personality disorderlook it up
>>60151987>criticize Muslim immigrant >get account suspended Oh boy can’t wait
BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS TAKE YOUR MEDS
>>60151994I know how puts work, but I just want to buy sqqq and sell at the end since nasdaq is obviously crashing
>>60151966-1.35% is a hell of a lot less than -5.5% that's the NASDAQ futures is at
>>60152005im more of a japanese fan myself, along side mr buffet
>>60151987it's funny, euros were so complacent and happy just relying on US tech for every form of digital infrastructure. now every single EU leader is talking about how developing domestic digital infrastructure is necessary for survival. donnie did more for EU self-preservation than any other human save for putin.
>>60151879>They can't even find someone who can challenge the 2026 and 2028 elections - they have should have someone by now but can'tAndy Beshear or Raphael Warnock for 2028, probably both. I couldn't say who will be V.P. and who will be the Presidential candidate. If they run these guys, and they tone down the gay and gender shit for their campaign, they have a decent chance of winning. So they have a few at least outward "moderates" in reserve, the problem is selecting the best candidates and not succumbing to party radicalism or bias towards established losers like Tim Walz rather than stronger, yet less known, candidates.
>>60152018???
this is ASS rape
>>60151935Sorry should have put relief during the week, you never know what the erratic behavior of trump will do
>>60152018My sides. This is the funniest timeline
>>60152002Millions of kids are starving in America? Damn I didn't knew the situation was this bad
not good
How many circuit breakers we tripping tomorrow?
>>60152023indisputably but the idea they are unaffected is just people memeing because JDPon Don is the peak sleeper agent
>>60151995>What difference does it make?The difference it makes is that you knew that it would hurt your moronic argument and you cropped it out.Just because Trump plans on act on every single dumb thing he said during the campaign trail doesn't mean democrats do, in fact democrats have never kept the retarded rhetoric after winning
If this really is a repeat of Black Monday, here's the intraday movement back then. This shit was paywalled so don't waste it.
>>60152018It is intentional, he wants to sink the markets, why ?
>>60152058>take your medsoh boy
I'm going to sell my soxl for probably a 50% loss
>>60152018Tell me this is bullshit...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\
actually since the futures are down 6%, this means that markets will fall around 6% too right? won't the price of sqqq reflect that in the overnight?
NASDAQ 100 FUTURES EXTEND DECLINES PAST 6% AFTER TRUMP COMMENTS
Zoom out you retards, everything is fine. Stop gambling with derivatives
>>60152018>mr blumpf the vix is approaching 200 points->meds, nowbased?
>>60152018I don't know how to respond to this
>>60152018NO I DONT WANNA TAKE MY MEDS MR BLOOMPF AAAAAAA
RUSSEL 2000 FUTURES ALREADY HIT THE FIRST CIRCUIT BREAKER
>>60151987Its beyond too late for that lmao.
>>60152018I can see the markets falling in real time as a new trump tweet comes in. Epic.
>>60151987ah can't wait to get scored for carbon and meat and 4chan posts and whatever they might think of. what a lovely liberal dystopia this will become
friendly reminder not to panic ;)
>>60152023there market isn't open, you braindead nog
>>60152085>takes meds>markets disappear
>>60152018I fucking cannot I'm in tears laughing this
>>60151881Eh, (you) me at 80
>>60152058
>>60152116They were always fake anyway
>>60152103Is that on TV right now? Lmao they're scrambling to find a narrative
Is Maverick going to have a video for us tonight?
>>60151398trumps first term where he had a bunch of normie republicans tard wrangling him constantly lulled tens of millions of people into assuming this would just be a retreadto be clear not only was this wrong but obviously wrong if you paid even a second of attention to trump's campaign and who he staffed it with, but the reasoning behind the rugpull panic is clear
>>60152095post source or you're full of shitsee >>60151982
>>60152095This is not looking good at all. Trump needs to stop his bs
>>60152078HELLO CONFIRMATION PLOX
>>60152018It’s ok when trump does it tho
>>60152103
>market gong back to the levels they should be at>this is bad!!! No more overpriced stocks with ridiculous PE
>>60152103Republicans will lose every election for a generation after this fiasco.
>>60152103Meanwhile Trump>Meds Now!
>>60152079FUD, they're at 4%
>>60152018NOOO PLEASE NO
Welp I'm going bear on everything nowSee you in a few hours /smg/
>>60152161Nigga trump won 8 years after bush. Americans can’t handle the modern democrats for long
this is what happens when a third of eligible americans don’t votehow do i motivate people i know who are politically inactive to actually do something so this doesn’t happen again
kek im 32, life has basically passed me by, ive been 'investing' in stocks indices (mainly the S&P500) since late 2017. If we get a further 10+% drop then ive basically made nothing after accounting for inflation.I also cant afford a house in my city (Canada) and I will lose my job due to tariffs. Who do I take revenge on for this?
>>60152146if youre too retarded to know this then you shouldnt trade sqq. And no, it doesnt mean it will happen. Futures are lower volume than stock prices.
>>60152080"Zoom out" retards are like like horses with blinders on, looking at what ultimately amounts to a small slice of the history of the American stock market. This is not a stock market event, it is a historical event. And a student of history will recognise the significance of what is happening
QUICK TRUMP START TALKING ABOUT GREENLAND AND CANADA AGAIN OR WHAT ABOUT PANAMA DO SOMETHING
>>60152144Might be full of shit. Ticker is still moving, but it's not looking good at all
>>60152197israel
I think the most insulting thing is that Trump does not think we deserve to know why he decided to crash the market, and what he's doing burning trillions of dollars. Can you really just intentionally burn a whole stock market and only say, "trust the plan" and "it's gonna be great"? Does he think we're retarded?
One thing I will applaud that orange retard for is finally ending this fake ass bubble of an economy built on empty hype for stupid shit like crypto and AI
>>60152130It's from last week.
>>60152199it's just a leveraged ETF bro, it's not that deep
NIKKEI FUTURES TO OPEN AT 31,060
>>60152197yourself for not taking any profits thinking its infinity easy money glitch
>>60152080i tried zooming out and my charts only show from april 2nd 2025 wtf?
>>60151349yes, and this time he escaped his tard-wranglers.
>>60152197You’re Canadian you never had a chance In the first place
>>60152162What banks will survive the financial crash? I may have to make a new account or two after I pull out all of my stocks
it begins
>>60152130last week but will be eternally relevant I still can't quite wrap my head around conservatives turning into an entire cult of baghdad bobs for the orange dotard
what a fucking disaster.
>>60152225What does that mean?
>>60152195Just do what australia does and mandate compulsory voting, now the other third have to give a shit
>>60152018It's actually so fucking over
>>60151726extremely good and underrated post
>>60151398>did no one here position for his tariffs?I heard his positions on the wall (never built), a better healthcare bill than Obamacare (never happened), middle class tax cut (never happened), mass deportations (never happened)
>>60152197Canada has suicide booths right? You might wanna consider it.
>>60152197Kill your wife's bull and your stepchildren
>>60152218The markets needed a correction but slapping tariffs on all producers in an economy is throwing the baby out with the bathwater. Tariff measures should have been targeted at useless classes of imports such as toys and video game consoles, not industrial machinery. This is a wholesale disaster that makes American business less competitive.
bring out your perfect reaction images to get ready for opening
>>60152246That's literally nothing.
>>60152018im so glad i cashed out the moment he showed his tariff plan
>>60152253-8% from yesterday's close
Holy fuck I made a good choice in choosing to work for a market maker. My bonus is gonna be HUGE this year
>>60152214he thinks we’re retarded, and he’s right. or did you forget when he said he would use american tax dollars to make a crypto reserve last month
>>60152116400 trillion years in MS paint
>>60152214He doesn't think about "regular people" at all. He is fueled by having enemies and servants, that's all. Economy going in the shitter? That's a good thing, because all he's after is more enemies and more servants to get more attention and more influence. That's how narcissism works. Even right now, he's the center of attention, just the way he wants it.
>>60152018the retard in chief and his family frontran this by moving into crypto, 100%
>>60152271>every MAGA voter
My chinkstocks are going to get hammered so fucking bad oh my god
>>60152266Yea he did it in the worst way imaginable and will ruin the lives of millions, but honestly I think he was the only president crazy enough to pop the bubble intentionally
NEW @_@ !!!!>>60152310>>60152310>>60152310>>60152310
>>60152254has that worked out for australia or are their leaders dumb too
>>60152144isn't 5% the breaker point for futas?
>>60152271i've ascended past pure despair, i'm now painfully numb and laughing at how fucking retarded this all is.
THE GREATEST EVER MARKET RALLIES HAPPENED DURING THE WORST OF STOCK CRASHES... BELIEVE IN THE USA, BELIEVE IN THE GREATEST EVER PRESIDENT ON EARTH, BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!! TIME TO RALLY BULLS!!!!
Stop
>>60152309they will not accept reality until it direct hurts themyou will see them saying "BASED THIS IS WHAT I VOTED FOR" after the market drops more than 10% today
>>60152246But but magats said countries would come begging to do anything just to trade with USA
>>60152254The less we are like Australia the better
>>60152271>tfw you "bought the dip" on Friday
>>60152331DAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STOP POSTING YOU FAT ORANGE RETARD
is america dead?there is no red candle of the stock exchange indices like this in history why does this shit happen when I just started investing?
>>60152214same shit as the inane sabre rattling over greeland, the weird thing to me is that usually when governments do something odd you can find some paper or something that lays out a roadmap, with the trump admin so far it's been nothing so you can only conclude that they're retarded even if the "plan" was some super secret CIA forward planning document it surely would've gotten out
>>60151682NewsWire is a piece of shit rag not worth the paper it isn't printed on.
>>60152290>american tax dollars to make a crypto reserve last monthJust when his sons are starting a crypto company, eh?>>60152299I would be okay with fief-building but I don't see a rational policy. If this was done in a rational way to steal liberals' wealth and give it to conservatives and loyalists as preparation for the massacre of all liberals and implementation of dictatorship, I would be okay with it. But there seems to be a degree of insouciance and disconnection from reality. I fail to see how this will win him 2028 and prevent Democrats from getting elected to the Presidency ever again. It seems like he is just wanting to inflict pain on his enemies, which is good, because they are my enemies too, but I sense no long-term follow up or preparation of the country for the bloody work that needs to be done.So we are getting all this cost with no benefit.
>>60152346>BASED THIS IS WHAT I VOTED FORI meant real MAGA voters, not edgy 17 year old groypers on twitter
>>60152372>some day
>>60152372He is never removing the tariffs lmao.
>>60152372thank you beautiful man!
>>60152372from sleepy joe to dementia donit's over for this country
>>60152389If you think we are reaching 2028 without martial law, a hot war distraction, or both, you are out of your mind. The fief-building IS the policy.
>>60152396This is unironically a killshot to the MAGA movement if it continues. Trump only has to lose 5-10% of his support to become electorally un-viable. Yes, the edgy teen and core cultists will stay, but this is going to cut HEAVY into his normie base, especially against older people (only people who vote)
>>60152459>America and Italy have been friends since the Roman Empire
>>60152372He’s doing it on purpose. He WANTS to destroy the economy. Republicucks are the real build back better. I told you he was a fucking sith lord. Uneducated magats are the useful idiots.
>>60152380I would be more willing to believe there was a plan if the tariff calculation wasn't literally spat out by chat gpt
>>60152271Gonna put some ASMR on and just watch as the world burns.
I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK I WANT MY MONEY BACK
Hes doing this all as revenge for everything that happened to him in the last 4 years lmao
>>60152480old people will watch fox news who will tell them that it's a good thing Trump is trying to get rid of the deficit. I mean, we know that those voters have zero intelligence, after all, they voted for Trump. They just absorb the propaganda and let fox news tell them how they should feel.
>>60152535>>60152535https://youtu.be/zDMtaIcrfQ0
>>60152535You should have bought puts anon. Massive gains were right there for easy money. An idiot like Trump handling trade policy on his own? That was always going to be a fucking gunshot to a vital area for the market.
>>60152555Normally I'd agree, but this will effect them personally. They can't ignore a big fat -20% in your savings account. You've watched it this weekend, MAGA is literally posting memes with the crash edited out to cope with it. The huge drop graph is unironically the perfect thing to cut through the propaganda.
>>60152535>>60152595>>60152585https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es&ab_channel=PrzFtr
>>60152555Every clip of Jessie Waters or whatever his name is, leaves me flabbergasted that he has a job or that people take him seriously. He doesn't even hide the fact that he is just a mouthpiece for Trump. He has no opinion, just the words on the teleprompter.
>blow up 50 trillion in stock market but eggs are 12 $/dozen
>>60152271there's a lot from this comic you can use for a market implosion.
>>60151924>I didn't intentionally crash the market>I was just retruthing a funny meme I sawKEK, what a fucking retard
how far down could we realistically go?
>>60152717SPY 450. Maybe worse
>>60152717if nothing changes within a month there is no such thing as a floor imo
>>60152616Maybe. Though they didn't raise a stink when the Trump admin soft rolled out the idea that social security could potential miss payments in the upcoming months due to all the staff cuts and chaos that DOGE is causing.
but why are us companies losing value when he puts tariff on foreign countries?
THERE'S NO COMMUNICATIONNO ONE TO TAKE THE BLAMETHE CRIES OF EVERY NATIONTHEY'RE FALLING ON DEAF EARS AGAIN
>>60151379Hey Jim, sorry about the wind, on the roof right now, should I go head or feet first?
>>60152717CRAMERthinks 4000is breddypossiblebut could evenget worseIFF
>>60152770US companies that manufacture locally need raw materials from foreign countries are now paying more to get raw materials. US companies that manufacture abroad are now paying higher prices to ship their goods into the country.
>>60152770JD please get back to work
>>60152770Because they or their suppliers import from foreign countries and so will have to pay higher tariffs. Or because foreign customers will buy less from them because their own governments will raise tariffs in retaliation. Or because domestic customers will buy less from them because there's a recession or they have to pay higher tariffs on their other purchases and so have less money to spend. Et cetera.
>>60152535there is nothing more beautiful in the world than the tariff!
I pray Tesla stock falls below 200 just out of spite.
we are back to 2021 levels.
>>60152351You won't say that in a few months. Unless you enjoy Mad Max USA, I suppose that could be fun indeed.
>>60152923Let's shoot for 2016
>>60152836No, please don't.
>>60152901Chinese retaliation will hurt Tesla's market, but that price was never about how many products they sold, it just ballooned around Musk being an ideas guy who's gonna lead the charge into dethroning Uber with AI taxis and other shit like that.
>>60152271
>>60153078AI taxis are so far off. Even further away than AI long haul trucks. When Must showed off the "AI" robots at that party it came out that they were all controlled by Indians remotely from India.
>>60151842>Already was the case with Joe Biden,stfu faggot
>>60152372>into the USNo, from US citizen's pockets into the government's. That's exactly how tariffs work.
>>60151309i have 2000 shares of stellantis gonna hold out and probably buy more aiming for 5000 shares
>>60152354Seriously why didn't everybody already sell on Friday? Why are so many people selling the dip?
>>60151756>gets btfo>Y-YOU'RE JUST M-MOVING GOAL POSTSNope. Anon claimed Trump ran on a platform or reckless tarrif policies leading to global economic collapse. That is a lie. There is no Trump quote claiming otherwise. Gaslighting goal post faggotry doesn't prove the fake claims. Cope. Seethe. Dilate. YOU LOST. HAHAHAHAHA
>>60151164people trying to buy the dip>>60151205he (or at least) elon did, dunno if they accounted for it to be this bad tho.>>60151353just getting started>>60151574would be higher if the jannies didn't pull of the email verification stunt.>>60151636the republican party fracturing would be more likely than the dems returning, no one likes the dems on a federal level.>>60151682TOTAL SMARTPHONE DEATHTHE INTERNET IS SAVEDLET'S FUCKING GO
>>60151924>not intentonally engineering market sell offOH NONONONONO /POL/SISSIES WHAT'S THIS??????>>60151987all in on GNU taler>>60152018trvthnvke but still coping, he'll change his tune once tesla stock crashes (unless he boots musk)
>>60151604now you can buy more. same here but i was so far ITM after those two days that it makes more sense to sell and rebuy puts far OTM
>>60153925>rebuy puts far OTMexamples?
>>60153974I sold my AMD $100 put that expires 4/17 and might use the cash to buy a SPY $450 4/10 put or two
