dust off the kneepads edition>Suicide HotlineAt this point, suicide is a viable option. >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Old:>>60150325
32 minutes to overnight trading!
TOTAL MARKET DEATH
>You own SPXS??
ITT: the raped
LOOKS LIKE BEEF'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
>>60152271
Capitalism is over
>>60152310chat who has flipped a fuse in futas, just dow? russell?
>>60152310THE GREATEST EVER MARKET RALLIES HAPPENED DURING THE WORST OF STOCK CRASHES... BELIEVE IN THE USA, BELIEVE IN THE GREATEST EVER PRESIDENT ON EARTH, BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!! TIME TO RALLY BULLS!!!!
he's still 'truthing'!
you heard of the dead cat bouncehere comes the dead seal sink
Why haven't (You) listened?
>>60152368TRUTH nuke!!!
man i was so close to making it to the point where i could invest full time
JOE I'M SO FUCKING SORRY
>>60152327I'm gonna buy 2.5k SQQQ
this will be the biggest evaporation of generation wealth ever since the great depression
So I'm guessing Congress will finally step in to end this once they make enough money from short-selling, right?
Congress will nut up and reassert their authority over tariffs with how things are going right?
Everyone calm down and take your fucking meds
>>60152368>11min agothere you go guys this is what you'll get to kickstart the monday pump
>>60152368Why did he tariff TSMC again? He already had them by the balls and starting to build a foundry in Phoenix but this just fucked over that deal
>>60152373aww why he die?
>>60152411no lol, the republicans are completely captured by maga. they will not do shit.
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>60152402probably but the damage to US as a stable economic partner will be gone for a very long time
>>60152402they cantto override a veto from the president you need 2/3rds to agree, and that is a lot of republicans that have to cross the aisle
>>60152310The retard in chief actually popped the bubble of delusion we've been living in since the last fake ass recovery of the 08 recession. He did it in the stupidest way imaginable, almost ensuring the destruction of millions of lives, but he did it. We are in no man's land.
>>60152402>>60152411It doesn’t matterUS has proven to be an unreliable partner, countries are still gonna be trying to decouple from the US now
>>60152402>>60152411We got a king in power now, it's over.
>>60152377I listened, but there is nothing I can do mr bobo. Just take me in the forest and leave me there.
Serious question. The absolute worst thing to happen to me right now would be to also lose my job, but I've been panicking so fucking hard that I barely did any work this week. I'm young and this is my first job and I'm only down about 10k and logically I know in the long run this isn't much money and I can make it back but can anyone pls advise how I can keep my mental because I can't stop fucking looking at my phone at work every 5 minutes
What do I tell the wife and kids
>>60152434now I kinda want to buy more sqqq>>60152439they can, they just need a resolution to stop the emergency
>>60152411Republicans want Trump to embarrass himself so that they can finally shunt the MAGA crowd out of their party and take back control for the conservative establishment.They will let him kill their mid term chances if it means all the MAGA cultists get ousted.
>>60152439We've explained to you last thread that there is no need to override any veto.
>>60152368SHUT UUUUP
This is what it's going to feel like for the next couple of yearsEvery single day
>>60152368Jesus christ where the fuck are you Joe? Please save us.
The game was rigged from the start.
>>60152399boomers couldn't even die with their dragon hoards in peace, they had to set themselves on fire and their money with it too
I just want to break even
Bro I want to kill myself how didn't I think it would get this bad? What the hell is a "tariff" anyway? This is seriously Covid level losses?What if I put 2K into puts I could have easily 80K tomorrow. God dammit man why isn't time machine real?
>everything getting hitguess we all get fucked together
>"i maxed out my roth ira on janurary 1st! im being a responsible adult!"
>>60152451accept that its joever and that you are going to be sent to the coal mines.
>>60152368the tariffs will continue until morale improves
>>60152451Go outside touch grass,play some videogames,talk to friends,etc
>>60152451Faggot this isn't fucking reddit no one cares. I suggest you kill yourself so you stop worrying.
>>60152368
>>60152415>suddenly realize that despite world economics pfizer will still make bankim going all in
>>60152468
I’m a closeted bisexual so I actually won’t even mind if I have to suck dicks to stay alive. I just hope you all wash down there
>Trump economic advisor Peter Navarro: "Vietnam is essentially a colony of Communist China. Vietnam, don't dump shrimp into our markets and put the good people of Louisiana out of work."HOLY KEK, as expected the poor guys tried to play the safe card, didn't counter the tariffs, and now get trashed and insulted.I hope Switzerland gets the same treatment.
>the guy who said we "beat medicare" was more mentally competent than the current guy
looks pretty bad, i sold all my index funds on day 1 of the crash but i didnt stay cash since cash also felt grossall my money is in ai dashcams now since they just leech off govt money and they have no debt anywaysi die or i moon i dont even know anymore
Nah fuck this, I'm dumping my slurps from Friday on market open. This shit is fucked.
Nikkei is recovering. The bottom is in.
>>60152451historically recessions don’t last that long, so odds are you will make your money back
>>60152492PLEASE COME BACK
>>60152468>tampa bay
>>60152453"Spend the money on alcohol, parties, whores and cocaine" They will understand.
So,is everything going to zero?
25 minutes until everyone buys sqqq
>>60152451Why are you panicking retard. We may go down another 20-30%, but so what?
>>60152524Better start begging the 90 million non voters to change their minds
This is a awful lot of effort just to bring QE and ZIRP back. That's his ultimate goal. Can look like a market god with zero percent rates and dropping 200B a month into the markets
>>60152523historically recessions has been happening during a world build on free tradewe're in uncharted territory little bro, time to take your medicine and praise Our Glorious Leader
>>60152451if you missed the chance to sell, don't panic sell. But you're in for the long haul now, depending how retarded things get, you won't be in profit for a few years.Just forget about it.
>>60152512SLURPERS CAPITULATE!!!
>>60152514Thank god. Anime doesn't deserve this.
>>60152451just stop looking man, look at your salary, 10k is nothing. your portfolio is nothing compared to your job at this point. i'm down hundred Ks despite beating the market (so far)
>>60152507Never bend the knee to a retard, you end up looking even more retarded.
JOE IM SORRY I CRITICIZED YOU
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
we've got full ACK
civil war incoming
>>60152512>he bought
>>60152512you and me both brother
>>60152451If you're young still, this market crash is literally nothing. I've lost 4 figures on shitcoins in minutes. If you have a job, you can earn all that back. Just don't look if that's what it takes.
>>60152489this pic is the simplest way to explain the situation to the uninformed
do people really not diversify
>>60152368Later traitors
>>60152586griffith is so cute
>>60152514The Nikkei hasn't opened
>>60152552Not to mention all the gov spending it took to get us out of recession. Combined with tariffs are inflation central we are in uncharted waters. Can't lower rates because we will have inflation from tariffs. Need to lower rates to spur economic growth
I can't wait for the market to open and slurp up all the deals bros
If you voted for trump and are mad about what's happening now, fucking kill yourself. We need less retards voting
At what point will the diehard MAGAs push back and disavow Trump
>>60152507completely retarded, they will push vietnam right into the arms of china for the first time in hundreds of years
kek
>>60152533despite the meme we would never hit zero, someone will always buy.
>>60152402HOW ABOUT USING ALL THOSE SHITHLOAD OF GUNSHOLY FUCK I HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR IRANIAN SANDNIGGERS
>>60152514nikkei has some silver linings here>stronger jpy>trade talks between japan / sk / china to insure financial stabiltiy>china not balking in face of tariffsit's still fucking bad but they have more optimism than US markets
>>60152451My portfolio moves up and down $10k in a day brother, you got nothing to worry about. Just keep investing
You don't NEED to own stocksYou WANT to own stocks
>>60152368why did he tariff the UK when it has a surplus
>>60152596I own ETFs from Brazil, Europe, China and Japan. Everything is fucking red lmao.
>>60152609>Trump: We're on track to fully eliminate capital gains in 2025
20 minutes until everyone buys SQQQ
>>60152621nice humblebrag faggot
>>60152606never, maga is nothing except loyalty to dear leader
All you had to do was let men into women bathrooms and beat a few women competitions. Look at what you've caused instead.
>>60152609>eliminate capital tax gainsI can't think of a better way plunge the market even deeper. I held on to some share because I wasn't ready to pay the gains tax on them yet.
>>60152632im sorry your poor lol
>>60152507>vietnam straight up hates chinaIt's over
>>60152624who knows? maybe it's a 'flexi' tariff, that he is prepared to drop very easily if Starmer offers him something, so he can show the world he is a benevolent and kind God.
>>60152640>beat a few women competitionsLia Thomas never won first place
Convince me why I shouldn't sell off everything in my account at open just because I'm late to do so
>>60152600kawaii as they would say on the nikkei 225
Say sorry
I PUT MY TRUSTIN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
/smg/ has never moved this fast ever
>VIX coming down>S&P recoveringGreen day, simple as
>>60152609>capital gains tax gone>no gains
>>60152640>trumptards nuked american supremacy forever because of DEIThank you, Comrade TRUMP
I have zero faith in congress to do the right thing. Trump could slash the tariffs in half tomorrow and it wouldn't restore my faith in the market; because he could just sperg out and tariff half the globe on a whim at the behest of his moronic economic advisor. Either Trump needs to leave office, or (Republican) Congress needs to do a full 180 on him for the rest of his term when it comes to anything economic.
>>60152575he needs to go on TV and cry before we bottom
hey now all you retards are broke like me! welcome to being a brokie
>Trump making everyone poor againthanks?
>>60152657>selling the bottom
he's doing this on purpose to build a dynasty, its painfully obvious to an east european. The Bolsheviks used to say>The worse it gets, the betterCrashing the ship like this is crucial if you want to take over a country, otherwise people have no incentive to support you. Once it gets bad enough he will "save" you.
>>60152686I laughed
I honestly can't see how shorting even tomorrow wouldn't be a winning move.No, really.
>>60152512>nah frick this, Im buying high and selling low.Im surrounded by retards.
>>60152664it probably ran close during the covid flash crashbut yeah this easily beats 2022 for trafficand /bant/ lost omega bigly
You guys think we could see the first successful american impeachment soon?
>trusted a man who managed to bankrupt atlantic city with the helm of the most important economy in the world
>>60152609>eliminate the tax>no one has any gains because we entered a recessionimpressive
>>60152676The tariffs increase soon you know that right?
3600 S&P this October is when to buy, cap this
>>60152457This is some next level cope and political fanfiction.
>>60152716April 10th is when China's reciprocal tariffs go into effect
>>60152686man why is this retard so funny
>>60152640Gamers caused this btw
>>60152621>>60152587>>60152560Thanks bros. I'm quite good at my job because I'm autistic but that also causes me to hyperfocus on shit, in this case number go down. I'm gonna resolve to not look and play video games or something instead in between meetings.
>>60152609Comrade Trump will lead us all to a classless society soon enough
>>60152676there will be no trust for the orange retard until lutnick and navarro are dumped in a garbage can somewhere
>>60152697He's basically trying to speedrun an USSR tier crash at this point so his tard wranglers can slurp up everything like the oligarchs in Russia did.
>>60152686>the bottom
SINCE THIS IS OUR LAST DAY ALIVE I NEED TO CONFESS IM ADDICTED TO MASTURBATING, 90% OF THE TIME ITS TO BLACK MALE WHITE FEMALE INTERRACIAL PORN I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 4 YEARS IVE JUST BEEN LEECHING OFF THE GOVERNMENT I STOLE ALMOST 2K OF MY MOMS MONEY AS A KID OVER INCREMENTS TO SPEND ON ROBLOXIVE SPENT ALMOST 600 DOLLARS ON ONLYFANS IVE ONLY EVER LOST ON BITCOINI HAVE NO INVESTMENTS ANYMORE IM ALL CASH BUT STILL BROKE
>>60152310I'm too stupid for this shit but I hear you're supposed to buy when the streets are red, so I'm putting my whole paycheck into a 401k.
>>60152664You know, sometimes I think what would int look like during WW2 or fit during Arnold's peak, well now I know what biz would've looked like in 1929
15 minutes until everyone buys SQQQ
Everyone things the crash is because of tarrifs.In reality it's because I started putting my savings into stocks.Sorry everyone.
>>60152716>The tariffs increaseI'm aware of the counter tariffs, I was actually about to make a post about them. It's going to get so much worse once Europe and Asia (China) respond.
>>60152729Zoë Quinn and Brianna Wu ended up destroying the American empire
My coworker who knows nothing about finances whatsoever - all he has is debt and a 401k - is getting absolutely fuck in the ass raw at the momentI genuinely feel bad for this dude man
maybe you money manipulating rootless international kikes should get a real fuckin job pull yourself up by your bootstraps and so forth
>>60152727no anonapril 10th is when all the mega tariffs that are assigned to each country activate, likek the 40%+ in some placesright now we just have the 10% global activated (saturday)
Things weren't so bad when Sleepy Joe was giving you +25% per year, now were they?
how easy is it to immigrate to china
>>60152761Based af.
>>60152739I FORGOT IM ALSO A CLOSETED AGP TRANNY BUT I REPRESS IT BECAUSE I WOULDNT PASS
>>60152711TWICE
>>60152507honestly they deserve it for being such massive cucksi hope china shits on them too
>>60152422Because TSMC refused to develop their most advanced chips in the US.
>>60152697Trump gives no fucks about his legacy, which is what makes him different from the usual egotists who become dictators. He's old, stupid, and motivated purely by others' attention/immediate thrills as he has been all his life.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgJ8BZi3vTA
>>60152710Doubtful. Although technically Nixon was successful, he just resigned.Republicans don't give a shit about the average person. Which is who this is going to affect.If somehow interest rates are lowered on top of this, everyone will be in bread lines in another year. Hyperinflation will take hold.Thank fuck I'm a good forager and fisher. I might have to use those skills a year from now.
>>60152626he means meta-diversify like gold and t-bills
>Bought TZA calls at 1.15>Sold at 3.15>Made 10k>Now those calls are worth 5.95>Will be worth 8+ tomorrowAHHHHHHHHHH
>>60152723Some of them have already openly criticized the tariff implementation or have remained largely silent.Collins and Grassley have already talked about bipartisan efforts on putting a bill to stop the Canadian tariffsit's not that outrageous that the dwindling conservative republicans are against their current brethren
SORRY ZOOMERSNO INVESTING FOR YOUWE'RE JAPAN NOW
>>60152739you need to be shot to maintain thread disiprine I'm sorry anon. sorry about you coming out of the closet or whatever
>>60152752China already did
>>60152402>>60152411it'll take about 6 months for them to finally end this
>>60152773Not easy at all, traitor Kys
>>60152781hes giving the most deranged speech live on tv right now, its amazingsomeone will need to clip it for later
>>60152796any profit is better than no profit
>>60152507I hope Britain gets the same treatment, it would kill all three major parties and destroy the jewconomy
>>60152773its hard, you will never speak Chinese well and they will always be openly racist towards you
>>60152507I always thought (and still do to an extent) that the "Trump is a heckin' Russian agent" shit was straight up retarded, but I honestly cannot come up with a better explanation for the current situation than Trump trying to destroy the US from within. It just makes no fucking sense. OK, you want to execute a batshit insane tariff policy, fine. At least GIVE YOUR OWN FUCKING COMPANIES A HEADS UP so they can plan to mitigate the damage from your retarded policies and avoid insulting allies and enemies alike. What does the US gain from these insults? What does it gain from the fucking chaos and mixed messages?
>>60152814Link? I'm ready to cringe to death.
>>60152739It's good to see a janitor in these threads
>>60152759>get a real fuckin job pull yourself up by your bootstraps and so forthMany of the people here are young, we will hurt short-term and will recover eventually. The people who are going to be hurting now are Aunt Shirley who can no longer afford to get her favorite prune juice from Kroger because tariffs have lifted the prices on everything. Fixed income retirees are absolutely fucked. This is what they wanted!
goodbye smg see you in Christmas
>>60152756This is me but I don't have debt. Not dumb enough to have a lot of debt, but too stupid to into winning at the stock market.
>>60152796eh timing the market is impossible, tripling your money is not small feat either
i should have invested all of my money into fine art instead... its over. im never using the stock marked again
>>60152604I voted for trump and Im happy about whats happening because the S&P is cheaper now.
>>60152756debtmaxxers are scum and deserve everything bad that happens to them.
>>60152832this is what I wanted
>>60152799We don't give a shit, we already know we won't be poor and we won't have anything, we are enjoying the show.
>>60152710no lol, republicans sound like north koreans at this point talking about dear leader.
>>60152772>+25% per yearYeah, +25% inflation, you mean.
>>60152710i guess it’s possible there could be a big enough majority in the senate after the midterm elections but idk our country is so damn divided that it’s hard to see even a majority blue senate agree to an impeachment
10 minutes until everyone buys SQQQ
>>60152847Might want to gb2/plebbit/
>>60152842You'll be super happy when it gets even cheaper every week!
>>60152851we know we will be poor *
>>60152862we're so back
>>60152814ok im going to post trumps comments in short handTrump:>EVERYONE else is corrupt, and ripping us off>Im not going to change jack shit>im going to bring everything back to us 100%>im not going to answer that
nikkei futures stopped out
>>60152789>Which is who this is going to affect.Anon this is destroying american hegemony in real time not to mention all the US companies and all the people that donate to them.Yes it will hurt the average person harder but that doesn't mean it's not hurting everybody else as well
Will I die chained to hope?Will I die in a furious smoke?Will I die like countless have before me?YesBut nothing is left certain to me
>>60152862someone should make a /biz/ volatility index
>>60152834>99.1% Canadian Equities
This is going to be such an awful recession. They just don't even know or understand yet till the layoffs and closures start pouring in. Then we print our way out. How deep do we think the national debt is when Trump leaves. Over or under 50T
>>60152828its live on cnn
>>60152834You really hate diversification.
>>60152862We're so back
>>60152828https://www.youtube.com/live/nJBMU7KQMkI
3 more years and 9 months of this btw
>>60152798>the dwindling conservative republicansYeah, keyword "dwindling", and for good reason. They are not and never will be popular ever again. MAGA is the only reason at all the Republican party has relevancy today.
Why is he still saying things
God damn i missed you bros, been here since 2019 in SMG biz they fucking took you away from me, but were back.
>>60152744maybe wait to see what the market does on monday
>talking about the senate race>deportationsorange man you are trying my patience
>>60152915midterms are next year
>>60152897>print our way outwhich will actually come with a price this time, other countries aren't going to be holding US reserves after all the shit they've just pulled kek, the tariffs are the least of it, maybe don't inexplicably threaten european sovereign territory next time
>>60152897You Americans were already fucked with that debt. It's insane how much you spend on military, healthcare, and SS without seeming to care. Watching the system melt a little early from all this is an intriguing proposition.
>>60152885Has it? It’s at 4% no?
>>60152895symbol $OOOO
>>60152920why is he always being interviewed by the toilet
>>60152862Anybody been on /pol/ recently? How are they reacting to this lol?
trumps live commentary update:hes trailing into MS13, "i defeated ISIS" >in regards to measles "its still small"
>>60152920This can't be real. It's as if $10 trillion hasn't already been lost.
>>60152885>BREAKING : Nikkei announces that futures have bottomed out at 0 because Japan no longer has a future. I think the grand strategy in this whole thing is to force the satrapies of the U.S. (Europe and Japan) into sovereign debt default and bankruptcy and then to re-integrate them into the Empire on Trump's terms.
>>60152941because that's where the economy is
>>60152945"i voted for this, it won't affect me personally"
and just like that, stocks havent returned anything since 2021
>>60152920What the fuck is he TALKING about?
>>60152945Nothing ever happens
>>60152905i dont have time to research a lot of tickers, and all you need is 1 ticker to win since anyone here will have liquidity problemsive started with just cerb cheques 4-figs from gme days
If the us is really an oligarchy and wall street owns everything, how can drumpf get away with nuking the market ? checkmate
What does bobo have on Trump? He's blackmailing him to say this shit right?
>>60152920>We are not gonna lose a trillion dollars for the privilege of buying pencils from Chinalmao
The NVKE is comingI warned you allGo bear on everything
>>60152945Do you think /pol/ is against any of this? A bunch of blackpilled Doomers with nothing to lose? They are absolutely loving it.
>>60152945They are in denial
>>60152945they're giddy af, you think any of them personally own anything? They're miserable cretins who want to drag everyone down with them
>>60152945Some still think it's the best idea ever. But there's a lot of people, especially from other countries constantly keking at the retards.
>>60152915HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>60152604I voted for Peter Sonski.didn't even like the guy, just wanted literally anyone who wasn't completely insane.
"We have things in the Middle East that we have to be silent about."That bodes well.
AAAAAAAAAAA
lmao he's saying he'd be happy to put American citizens in El Salvadoran prisons.
>>60152826well retard-shill, trumps been banging on about tarrifs for over a fucking year, and was in direct contact with literally every major american, and foreign, megacorp for the last ~5 months straight, since the day he won the election and before.Literally nobody has any right to bitch about not being informed, if you didnt realise this was coming, you're a retard, period.
It's actually over
>>60152918watch out, some of them are going to call you a globohomo stooge and that you wanted unrestricted immigration and death of the white majority, even though the very act of destroying the capital that has wholly subsumed america politics and daily life will make them even more vulnerable to outside influence and brain drain, irrevocably dooming the country to irrelevance and further erosion that will somehow make their white nationalist state possible (instead of moving to northern idaho)
>>60152963>total meltdown of the market won't affect meOh so theyre completely delusional
>>60152945>I VOTED FOR THIS>ZOOM OUT>YOU LOST TRANNYbasically
>>60152411Probably after a few months or they will tell Trump to do this himself
breaking news: trump announced he is going to stand by tariffshes not changing anything planned, april 10th is dooms daymonday is market crush day
What do you guys seriously think about that Agent Krasnov conspiracy theory? Could it be true? How could Russia hide Trumps secret mission to destroy America for so long?
>>60152920I think 5 trillions were already lost Friday and Monday is going to be even worse
>>60152993HELLLLLP
>>60152920all but the cheapest pencils are made in either the US or Germany
>>60152945The maga cult represents like 30% of the population that would jump off a bridge if trump told them to.
5 minutes until we all buy SQQQlet's warm up the buy buttons
>>60152998he's actually an idiot
>>60152998Global depression here we come
>>60152927>reporters: "we want to ask you about the economy">im not going to talk about that>you ask too many questions, someone else
Former Trump supporter here. It’s hilarious watching this guy crash and burn but in alls seriousness we can’t let this guy get the nuclear codes
>"right wing" amerigoblins rn
He's doubling down on NO DEAL right now
>>60152993There are young folks here who've never encountered a circuit breaker...
>>60153028>SQQQTourist here, what is that
>>60153028>Didn't buy on friday at least
>you have to understand jennifer, we have massive surplusses ... we have to straighten that out. we have all the advantages ... won't get ripped off etc ... it's been like a feast. EU was formed for one reason: to rip off the USAFIN
>>60152986You're joyless if you don't see the fun.
>CIRCUIT BREAKER TRIGGERED FOR JAPAN’S TOPIX FUTURES
>>60152710Nope. All Trump had to do is threaten his enemies on the campaign trail and now all the big business leaders, talking heads and politicians on both sides of the aisle are scared to do anything.
Enjoying your meds?
>>60152711>going to nigger city>going to nigger city with a pile of cash>going to nigger city with a pile of cash to gamble with other degensim sure the BLM activists killed his business for him. He didnt stand a chance.
>>60153039our only hope is that the military step up to kick him if things get too retarded
What is trumps endgame? is he trying to destroy america because he has a secret cancer diagnosis and will be dead in 2 weeks?
>>60153049It's basically an investment fund that bets that a bunch of tech stocks will go down on average.
>>60153060The emperor has no clothes
>>60153049Fuck off
>>60152799japan will open -9% kek
>>60152993We're fucked
>>60152998Please Americans this is no longer funny, why do you even have guns
>>60152998holy shit we are getting gold tonight
Don't forget he doubled and tripled down on many things before changing his mind last minute.
>>60153050sorry sis, I wasn't sure he was that retarded so I'm only holding a put
>>60152945roughly 50% of /pol/ was against zion don before the electiononly the boomers still liked him
I remember my father falling into a deep depression during the great recession. He slept and stayed in the guest room all day and played video games alone at night in the living room. It took him two years to find a job at an engineering firm. Once layoffs begin, I'm going to be staring down the barrel of the same gun that him so bad back then. It's over lads.
>all the retail investor retards who bought on FridayYou literally paid for someone's parachute AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60153073>What is trumps endgame?May I introduce you to my little friend, Mencius Moldbug.....
SOMEONE LOCK HIM IN HIS FUCKING ROOM
>>60153083he means 0% everything for twenty years, im sure
>Nikkei 225 Index futures halted
2 minutes till overnight tradingwarm up your clickers
>>60153098>great recession>Video games
>>60152998Well, at least we are bringing the rest of the world down with us.
>>60152993Honestly, if everyone else blows up is it that bad? We are all basically the same now, it just changes our economy. Maybe people are just freaking out too much.
>>60153087Fun
i finally understand why people post trumps duck lips so oftenhes full of fucking hot air
>>60153108Hes actually boxing with ghosts
>>60153059>dump volume so big it triggered the circuit breaker without reflecting it on the graphlmfao
>>60152998LMAO AT AMERIKEKS FUCK EVEN GORBBY FACED A COUP FOR HIS NONSENSE
>>60153073He saw America having a trade deficit and thought "that means we depend on other countries and they can screw us over, I can't let this stand, everyone should buy from us instead!"
>>60153098Based Trump creating father-son bonding opportunities
>>60153108MY PLATFORM:1. Take your meds2. Fuck pencils3. Yuropoors, pay me money NOW
>>60153111I can't wait until it opens in half an hour. Shits gonna get nasty.
>>60152998
>>60152998It's incredible how stupid this motherfucker is and he graduated from wharton school of business. Why does the US have trade deficit with over countries? Because we are richer than them and can afford to buy more shit from them than they can from us! Trump is actually worse then biden when it comes to mental cognition.
>>60153140the biggest bear
>>60152998>to me deficit is a losshe's literally a total retarded
>>60153108Someone needs to kill him already
>ITS OVER>ITS OVER>ITS OVERAnswer the door.
>retail investors bought 58 billion worth in stocks on Friday
So,who the fuck benefits from this?
SQQQ UP 13% ALREADY WOW
>>60153075Are there any of these shits in the bag? Betting on anything, down/up and all that. How is that different from going short.
>>60153155>Chinese markets closed for holidaysDo nothing, win....?
>>60153165Blood in the streets soon
I genuinely feel bad for the retards who are STILL talking about slurping tomorrow. Once the second order effects kick in and the mass layoffs occur you'll be fucking begging to have sold at tomorrow's prices
>>60153151With an econ degree too. Short Wharton.
>>60152729No wait until you see what gamers will do to the WH after the Switch 2 got delayed AND got a price increase.The first burning of the White House will pass on as a fun BQQ party compared to what will happen.Gamers are the most powerful force of nature in the world. Unironically.
>>60153073He believes tariffs will bring the US back to 1895 and he will go down as a messianic figure. Yes, it sounds unbelievable but it's 100% possible with a cluster B personality disorder and 70 years of delusions crystallizing
>>60152998lmfao trump is legit retarded ahahahahahe is gifting me another stock market crash to buy into
>SOXL -18%HOLY SHIT
>>60153167Spirit Halloween is going to have a lot of new cheap locations available this October.
it's over
>>60153178>>60153179>two more weeks
>>60153170and robinhood crashed for me
>>60153179I can't even let myself believe that they aren't just bobo shitposters, there's no fucking way, it's just every day >goofy: ill fuckin do it again
It's OVER.
>RH down
Where is the Deep State and why are they letting him run the country into the ground?
>>60153167Rope merchants
>>60153176twas Friday's data, I'm an idiot
>Be 25>Got no 401K>Got no meme rocks>Got no cyrpto >Got no fucking stocks >Don't even know how this works since was born in 2000>Top that, I only got a checking account with a few bucks in it from a shitty jobI really have nothing to loose, don't I?
>>60153224終わりだ
>>60153140modern humans hate this quote
>>60153231Turns out they were the deep state all along. We just empowered them
>>60153206More like 14 hours
>>60146942I was at the pub so missed this but whoever posted this is an incarnation of everything good about smg. Thanks for the insight.
>>60153238do you eat any food or anything?
>>60153224This made me sad.
How much % can the stock market fall before it is closed?
NEW X_X !!>>60153251>>60153251>>60153251>>60153251
>>60153256No, not really.
>>60153231The richest man in the world is doing whatever he wants in the White House and had the president make an ad read for him. THIS is the deep state
Circuit breaker tommorow?I think at least level 1 will be triggered.
>>60153238You could lose your shitty job and don't find another one
>>60153238ironically, you're probably going to be better off since you're still young enough to do manual labor if it came down to it. the boomers literally blew themselves up for no reason lmao and most of them are too old to rejoin the job market
>>60152920>lose a trillion dollarsWe're in so deep that the thought of losing a mere trillion is a good outcome.
>>60153260
>Nikkei -8.4 >Kospi -4.5>ASX -3.6
>>60153231All of this basically puts every conspiracy theory to rest. Theres no deep state. A couple dozen retards in the government can literally destroy the global economy.
>SOXLLmaoo at the slurpers
>>60153304There wasn't even one in the first place, just schizo retards who worshipped Lucifer. That's it. It was all /x/-their autism all along.
>>60153231>patriots were in control all along
>>60153303We're fucked.
>>60153272>finish taking my daily meds and turn on the tv>tune in to watch dear leader give a speech>he seamlessly breaks into an ad read for Big Bean>I stand up and clap, a single tear rolling down my cheekdog bless ;_;7
>>60152826But it IS the explanation. Since after removing the US out of the Ukraine equation, Russia still found itself not winning as Europe took over, the only solution left was a 1929 depression so Europe wouldn't be able to help them anymore. On top of destroying US hegemony.It makes perfect sens, unironically.
>>60153224how can you tell if its halted or not? is that something only viewable with investment apps?
>>60153238Just try to be smart, your youth is actually your best asset rn. If I could recommend a field: airplane mechanic or some kind of trade. Something that deals in the real world and will always be needed
>>60152411Disrupt tariffs and forever be labeled a traitor who stopped our golden age, or go along and be blame free when everything blows up in the Presidents face. Game theory says Congress has more to gain playing dumb than joining the 82% of Trump critics who lost there primary.Navarro telling Vietnam the tariffs are staying on even if Vietnam were to drop all tariffs, we are in for a wild ride.
>>60153410Is this a real photo.
>>60152455My plan is to buy 100k of SQQQ Monday, hold it till QQQ drops 45%. Just a safety put for my SOXL play.
>>60153465likely yesits probably just a church thing though, you know, praying
>>60153410I personally think they will let it ride for a bit and then cut his balls off. The donor class is who rules in the US.
>dow futures down 1,500blood in the water. we're hitting that motherfucking circuit breaker today, boys.
TUMBLING DOWN
>Bank started plastering FDIC insured in noticeable places all over its website
>>60153238Bro you live in Russia?
>>60152368As someone who fell for this retards ploy, he needs to be impeached now.
>>60152451literally just sell everything and go all in on an inverse ETF. LABD has been printing for me, and TSLZ + MSTZ are about to skyrocket. recover losses and get the fuck out of the market to save your mental health.if I can come back from -50% in 2 days, you can do it too.
>S&P 500 futures beneath 5k
>>60152496How profound, peter. But lets get your much more interesting older brothers opinion
