SHUT THE FUCK UP ORANGE RETARD>How to commit suicidehttps://www.animatedknots.com/noose-knothttps://www.target.com/p/9-5-34-medium-helium-balloon-kit/-/A-13567277?gQT=1https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bridges_in_the_United_States_by_height>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Old:
https://streamable.com/tzpkzj?t=41Did you get HOOKED?
>IBKR wont let me buy SQQQfucking niggers capping the limit price
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GME up 12% on friday why ??????
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT WHO OPENED
Digits and trump is removed from office.
>>601532606% procs 15 min timeout, another 6% another fifteen, another 8% and it's done for the day
>>60153251Millenials are a cursed generation I fucking swear.
What inverse stocks to get tomorrow since I'm new and don't trust myself with options yet?
It's so fucking over. I'm financially ruined
No buy seriously lol did this orange retard just destroy the economy ?
im fucking losing money in multiple marketsFUCK YOU TRUMP YOU FUCKING NIGGERLITTEARY EVERY FUCKING MARKET IS CIRCUIT BREAKING IM LOSING ALL MY FUCKING MONEYTHAT BULLET SHOULD HAVE WENT TO HIS FOREHEAD
PUTA QUE PARIUTRUMP SEU FILHO DA PUTA AAAAAAAAAA CABRAO DE MERDA
i'm in. 500 shares at 58.23. will poast results
>>60153302we are returning to tradition
>>60153088>casually collapse the entire economic system of globalism and globalization implemented since the 1990s by making a few tweets and press statements overnightWe're headed for a Depression. Whether you like it or not, you have to admit that at least on a personal level, Trump won. He destroyed globalism. It no longer exists. It is done, it is finished, it is dead. He took it out back and shot it execution style with a sawed-off shotgun and he is simply coming out casually with its blood splattered all over him to tell us about it. WEF is gone. Davos is gone. Klaus Schwab is gone. Sustainable development goals are gone. Multinationals are gone. Tax havens are gone. The world as we knew it is gone. Why? Because it opposed Donald Trump : it tried to have him defeated, prosecuted, arrested, imprisoned, executed. So he killed it. Now it is dead, its corpse is in front of us. The market of big financial institutions and neoliberal actors all across the globe are trying to mentally process their loss and the fact that they themselves are dead : denial, bargaining, anger, depression.You are a bit more intelligent than them so I advise you to get your money out of the market as fast as possible, as quickly as possible, and store it in precious metals or Bitcoin. You are not prepared for the upheaval that is to come, in fact, none of us are.
An Alizee for these trying times, anons?
Heh... nice try Donald
only retards will sell tomorrow
Imagine not having cashed out after the inauguration
Circuit breaker level tommorow?I think at least level 1 will be triggered.
I am losing the motivation to work. I work for years putting my savings into VOO and this shit sets me back years
>>60153312source
I think I'm going to puke
why dont they just shut down the stock marked and prevent anyone from trading? then it cant crash then just open it some time in a few months
Bros it feels like COVID smg avain
Posting it again since new bread.Be 25>Got no 401K>Got no meme rocks>Got no cyrpto>Got no fucking stocks>Don't even know how this works since was born in 2000>Top that, I only got a checking account with a few bucks in it from a shitty jobWhat am I going to expect from this? I doubt I'll loose my wagie job.
>>60153338There are levels to circuit breakers?
Enjoy the ride.
>Nikkei
>>60153332I thought he'd be a little chaotic and corrupt, I didn't think he'd be a complete retard.
How long until Nikkei opens?
>>60153329shut up shut up shut up
>>60153329>>60153319This is a once-in-a-lifetime international systemic change. Do not bet against the house. This is as big as the Fall of the Berlin Wall.
Press S to spit
>>60153342Find something that pisses you off enough to want to do shit. That's what got me back to the gym. Saw a number on the scale that pissed me off now I'm working out again.
>>60153370he ran on doing exactly what he's doing
All you had to do was follow Buffet's moves
The banks are out of money.
>>60153361You're losing your inheritance, anon
>>60153353This is unironically worse than COVID because countries were trying to work together to mitigate this. This is just a mass burning of bridges with no end in sight.
Funny how the stock market is tanking yet everyone in America is still employed. Odd...
Why didn’t I go all in on puts Friday I’m so fucking stupid
SOUTH KOREA STOCK MARKET'S KOSPI OPENS DOWN 4.3%
>>60153374it alredy closed
>>60153319Based and voted for it, unironically. Consider it payback for COVID.
>>60153395Like I can even get a GF at this point
>>60153349They will. Tomorrow will have a "soft open."
>>60153374its already openits not good
>>60153374wake up senpai
SOXL sisters…?
uhh guys?
CAMBODIAN STOCK MARKET OPENS DOWN 12%I WASNT SURE BEFORE, BUT NOW I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY THERES NO COMING BACK FROM THIS
>>60153319GOP is getting btfo in the midterms and Trump is getting impeached shortly thereafter.
>>60153402that was futas
>>60153399lmao noOnce 99% of companies are no longer able to acquire goods tomorrow, we are going to see 25% job loss in the span of a month
nikkei bros how over is it?
>>60153342Same. I would have sold on friday, but was stuck in meetings all day. By the end of the day, it felt kind of pointless with how much my portfolio had already collapsed.
is this actually a black swan event? i mean the united states being governed by a completely unhinged retard, with absolutely no one attempting to hold him back. it's like in the old days where a king could end up being a total loon by pure chance.
>>60153439o wari da
>>60153364Level 1 - 7% drop - 15 minute market stopLevel 2 - 13% - 15min stopLevel 3 - 20% - market stop until tommorow
Actually scared
Guess I should just start growing a garden in my backyard like it's still fucking WWII huh
IT BEGINS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7orEiTI6X_4
>>60153447sure feels like it yeah
>>60153364>newfags asking these dumbass questions We are so back
>>60153463its time to start hunting dingos
Make a deal with Trump or we'll crash your economy. It's that simple.
TARIFFS 5D CHESS DONALND KNOW THE FUTURE IS GREEN!!!!! PAY UP WORLD PA-CKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
>>60153399give it a few
Alright niggers, should I be worried about keeping a lot of cash in a startup stock broker during a retard event like this?
>>60153460You're about to find out just how fucking hard it is to grow shit.
KOSPI down 4.70%
>>60153348Based nauseous anon blessing every thread
>>60153460>>60153460you shoudlve been doing that for years now
>>60153439Sugoku Owari Da
This could be Europe's comeback but I already know they are going to fumble even with a freebie
WE GAANWE GAANWE GAANWE GAAN
>>60153399the markets are called leading indicators for a reason anon.the markets crashed in 2008, but the majority of job losses happened in 2009-2010.
>>60153287meme stocks operate on meme logic and are immune to real world problems.
>>60153399Nigger my boss is about to cut 50% next week are your fucking blin
>retail investors bought 58 billion in stocks on fridayas is tradition
>>60153460Not enough.We will need community (victory) gardens
>>60153482It would still crash the economy because trade actually makes the global economy more efficient and profitable YOU FUCKING MORONS
>>60153507oh my fucking god
>>60153251No you Democrats don't get to have a clean conscience about this fuck you. BOTH times Trump was president was because you recklessly used a woman who has high unlikability or is an Indian or both because you never respected him. Then you used a white male and easily defeated him and you could have begged Newsom on hands and knees but didn't. Its your fault for being so obsessed with diversity your candidate base is complete ass.
>>60153507
>>60153531Anyone buying on Friday is unironically room temperature IQ
>>60153399You can always bet against it by buying my bags.
>>60153482>Make a dealHe just quadrupled down a few minutes ago saying he doesn't want any deals
is this it?
I'm about to make so much fucking money tomorrowthank you orange nigger
>>60153287Hedgies were selling all day to cover
>>60153542>trade actually makes the global economy more efficient and profitablefor who?
>>60153509Is it about to hit the second tier halt
>>60153296They are the most immoral and hedonist generation in history. They all preach atheism with fervor. They deserve everything thats coming to them.
>>60153433>GOP is getting btfo in the midterms and Trump is getting impeached shortly thereafter.Doesn't matter. You can't revive what is already dead. Trump has already accomplished all he set out to do. It is dead. The system is dead. This is like saying "Gorbachev will be impeached", in fact he was, but the U.S.S.R. was already shattered and destroyed by him and it was too late to do anything about it. The system was dead. Trump has won. Whether you like it or not, on a personal level, he won. He destroyed globalism and whatever liberals attempt to "bring back" will be a pale imitation of what was. Europe and the U.K. are already moving on. In all likelihood, the GOP wins 2028 and the tariffs become further entrenched as our economy develops dependence on them and then unacceptable to reverse by 2032. Any attempt to claw back FTAs with Europe or Japan will be met with icy suspicion and memory of the first "betrayal". For globalism, it's quite over. There is now a new economic calculus and order.
>>60153510As soon as someone says Stock market doesn't equal the economy you can just immediately disregard every opinion they have. Sure Jan a company just lost 60% of its valuation I'm sure they won't do anything to shore up. Layoffs/closures/little or no raises/0 growth all will follow this
All these countries are gonna hold a multi generational grudge against America.
>>60153507It's so over.
This might just be the worst thing a president has ever done during my lifetime.
NINE PERCENT blown straight though
some of the big store brands won't survive the 10ththere is already rumors Kohls, one of the bigger department store brands is not going to make it. It was already struggling for a few years and its doomed if this hits.
>>60153482We're crashing *our* economy you moron
How long until the catalog is all pink?
>>60153482It's imposible to solve the trade deficit. The average american is ten or hundred times richer than pretty much anyone else.
>>60153433they're going to be running on eliminating the income tax for people making under $150k
Japan just exists I guess.
>>60153567Ricardo's comparative advantage is done in the first year of any economic degree
what's the big deal if the market goes down by 9%it still has 91% of its value
>>60153316thank you for actually making a move instead of just whining and moaning. (although you probably should have waited for US market open)
>>60153572>In all likelihood, the GOP wins 2028LMAO
>>60153606not for long
WHAT DO I GET PUTS FOR
Can somebody tell me why all the dumping didn't occur on Thursday and Friday? Why would people be selling the dip on Monday when they could have and should have sold last Thursday?
Be straight with me /smg/ how over is it?
>>60153619they are meant to go up forever
>>60153625They actually can, the DNC is done for. This is coming a DNC voter.
we are going to gap down really hard this time and strike trhough a lot of margin calls, people are going to try to unwind their bets before open
>>60153637WE GAAN
I'M GOING BEAR ON EVERYTHING NASDAQ TESLA APPLE YOU NAME IT
>>60153595>the cheap shit dumped here by asia and the overpriced shit dumped here by europe will be more expensiveok
>>60153619x*(0.95)^20
>>60153606I find it hillarious that Trumo considers being rich and buying foreign resources and goods for fake american paper money requires reparations somehow.Is this a fucking dream.
>>60153632theres always hope that something will change by next session. during the week its less likely as futes only sleep for ~7hrs during the week
>>60153632Orange man just doubled down on tariffs. There will be no deals. This is all about reshoring American manufacturing.
>>60153637It's going to be rough. Hank tough
>>60153623why's that?
>>60153399>Funny how I've jumped off this building and still haven't hit th-
>>60153631Nothing, it will pump
oh my god
>>60153632waiting for tariff response
>>60153632They needed a parachute from clueless retail investors
>>60153615High school econ for me, but I guess that doesn't mean anything to these dropouts.
>>60153531and they will be panic selling in the coming days. so maybe down bigly monday, some easing until tariff armageddon and then circuit breakers, forced selling and capitulation when it becomes clear that the insane tariffs are going in.
>>60153632people still can't believe it's actually going to happen, these tariffs are incompatible with economic life, everyone is fucked more or less depending on when they are walked back, burgers are actually completely fucked, like great depression fucked, if they actually stick
>>60153640why? nothing is expected to grow forever, why should the stock market?
>>60153632The market didn't expect Trump to be a total retard. There was hope he would cuck, that's gone now.
>>60153643>This is coming a DNC voter.I get you guys have a humiliation fetish but no Trump actually fucked up this time
>>60153316>he bought
>>60153632is overnight market, it's always way more volatile because only a small percentage of traders partake in it. What happens overnight doesn't necessarily reflect what will happen on open day
>>60153581Good they can join the >Iraqis>Palis>The Russian ultranationalists >DPRK >Serbs
You need to dump every single market on opening or you will be FUCKED
>>60153319This is an incredibly badass post and that is why Trump is still so popular, because he can actually say what few men in history have done, imposed his will upon the planet. This is the economic Alexander the Great or Genghis Khan. This is the most thrilling time to be alive in centuries with AI, robotics, genetics and all throughout will be an undercurrent of Great Trumpcession and the old globalist order is defeated. Wow.>>60153507holy shit down 36% from top
Will they be forced to prostitute themselves now?
I DUMPED EVERYTHING FRIDAY MORNINGBWAHAHA
>>60153507whew
Trump is raping the money
>>60153637It's going to be around -50%. It's fine, life will find a way.
>>60153507Is there anything more cucked than the Japanese stock market?
Still worth getting TZA??
>>60153700>we got a total global financial meltdown because white men couldnt stand seeing random australian women have fun in their own leased office
YOU HAVE FUCKING GUNSHOW ABOUT USING THEM FOR MUH FREEDOM AND AMENDMENT INSTEAD OF USING THEM TO SHOOT SCHOOL KIDS
>>60153632My guess is that because Trump has gone back and fourth on tariffs the canada and mexico so often already that a lot of people are coping he will reverse course on this too and anyone that sold during the dip will be the real idiots not the bag holders.Utter fools desu
>>60153289NIKKEI openedFutures were at -4.6%, currently at -1.89% 17m after opening
>>60153679>There was hope he would cuck, that's gone now.He still has 3 full days to cuck out. It's unlikely he will do it but he's done it before
>>60153319bitcoin is just a tech stock proxy now that blackrock and big money owns it; otherwise great post
>>60153507Nicky noSomeone save her!
>>60153720too eepy, too tired sorry plz undersandtu
>>60153643Dems have already won a bunch of elections this year. This is all before the insane tariffs.
>>60153296Not the ones who bought crypto in their mid 20s
>>60153426I hope the tariffs kill all trannies
>>60153643Not after this self inflected great depression
>Well, y'see sir, I couldn't help but notice somethin' that's been botherin' me, just one more thing if you don't mind. My nephew, he showed me this thing called '4chan'. Terrible interface by the way, my wife would never approve, but I saw your posts about these tariffs.>What gets me is the timestamp. You posted 'Trump's tariffs are bullish for America, buy the dip' exactly 47 minutes before the Dow dropped 2200 points. And then you wrote, 'HODL patriots, the economy is just being brigaded by globalists.'>Now I'm just a simple detective, not much for economics, but my brother-in-law, he's a finance guy, real smart, he tells me the global supply chain is completely fucked now. Pardon my French.>The thing is, you kept posting these Pepe memes with diamond hands and that trannies lost even as your own portfolio screenshot showed you down 82%. That's what I can't figure out. Most folks would be upset losing that kinda money, but you kept typing 'trust the plan' using what my tech guys tell me is a VPN from your mother's basement.>Oh, and one more thing: your Reddit history shows you failed community college economics. Yet here you are, convincing other people to lose their retirement funds because a guy who bankrupted casinos told you trade wars are 'easy to win.'>Y'know what my wife says? She says, 'Sometimes people would rather go broke than admit they're wrong.' Smart lady, that one.
>>60153720Sorry bullets are too expensive.
>>60153592Whats the 10th?
>>60153687reality is unfolding in asian markets right now.japan is dropping 8%.and if we go by the previous pattern: us's drop = 2*asia's drop..
>>60153720More likely to shoot themselves or their kids with those guns then turn them on great leader.
it cant get worse right
>>60153742globalists are throwing a tantrum, they'll get over it
>>60153386False. You are lying. You've been btfo repeatedly in the past few threads.Post proof Trump ran on a platforn of reckless tarrif policy leading to global economic crash or stfu MAGAt.Pro Tip: You haven't. You won't. You can't.
>>60153472is that newscum?
America doing a few tariffs really destroys the world economy huh?
>>60153738most of those guys sold years and years ago
>>60153762
>>60153762it hasnt even started
NIKKEI -9% WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>60153549(you)
>>60153762market will keep dropping until the tariffs are gone. this is basically a replay of 1930
>>60153770wtf are you talking about he LEGITIMATELY ran on reciprocal tariffs. What exactly did you think he meant by that?
>>60153762It can and will.
>>60153757not saying it won't or will, I'm just pointing out the obvious that overnight is much more volatile
>>60153251Everyone you guys can stop trying to be as scary as possible this time doesn't need glazing. We aren't going to "all be shunned until we all starve to death" just shut up dude.We will 25th Amendment Trump and everyone will treat it like a big mistake that was rectified. Its really hypocritical to be shunned when every single real country has had a crazy leader. At least we would have gotten rid of ours and nobody really died. That is what can rescue this country right now is 25th Amendment.
I literally won't be able to work tomorrow
>>60153720But if we used our guns on the Feds then who will keep those evil school children in line?
It's too late to sell at open isn't it?
>>60153762>HOLD ON
>>60153776this is like that meme of the grim reaper and the doors, you're the last one to open, good luck
>>60153776It absolutely demolishes American partners like Japan for sure.
>>60153743
>>60153724Holy shit, I blinked and it's now -5%
>>60153776>tariffs when others do it:D>tariffs when the US does it:O
>>60153762You are watching a nuclear bomb explode, it's shock wave and super-heated air have yet to hit you. Enjoy.
>>60153802>>60153572
I haven't been able to sleep
TUMBLING DOWN
When's the housing market crash? I want a house
>>60153447I was posting before about how this could get worse. Trump firing the fed and appointing fox news hosts as board members and the as the head of the fed would be the final blow that completely nukes theh market.
>>60153426Fox news claims a lot of things
Where do you guys watch Nikkei in real time everywhere I look is delayed
Kill MAGA. Behead MAGA. Roundhouse kick a MAGA into the concrete. Slam dunk a MAGA baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Trumpers. Defecate in a MAGAs food. Launch MAGAs into the sun. Stir fry MAGAs in a wok. Toss MAGAs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a MAGAs gas tank. Judo throw MAGAs into a wood chipper. Twist MAGAs heads off. Report MAGAs to the IRS. Karate chop MAGAs in half. Curb stomp pregnant trumper MAGAs. Trap MAGAs in quicksand. Crush MAGAs in the trash compactor. Liquefy MAGAs in a vat of acid. Eat MAGAs. Dissect MAGAs. Exterminate MAGAs in the gas chamber. Stomp MAGA skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate MAGAs in the oven. Lobotomize MAGAs. Mandatory abortions for MAGAs. Grind MAGA fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown MAGA in the steel mills. Vaporize MAGAs with a ray gun. Kick old MAGAs down the stairs. Feed MAGAs to alligators. Slice MAGAs with a katana.
FINALLY BOUGHT SQQQ AFTER MY BROKER STOPPED SHITTING THE BED AT 57.8FUCKING KIKES
>>60153762I'd say another 10% down is possible, but we're really extended
MAXIMUM VOLATILITY
>>6015375010th is the full tariffs trump promised, april 10th
When/Where is the next circuit breaker tripping
>>60153802Truss was canned in like an hour when she did shit like this in the UK and it still fucked their bonds for months you asshole
>>60153811well you have at least a couple years until the market is green. so that's your call
>12%
>>60153661its going to dump more (probably)
>>60153762We still don't know if EU will fuck ameritech
Absolutely brutal
>>60153818if you're using CNBC you should be warned its update intervals are really slowthe nicky's already near 9% down
>>60153776>a few
>>60153832lol... houses get more expensive with spiraling deflation
>>60153742>>60153643>>60153643If Trump sticks to his current plan and also somehow makes it to 2028 alive, I think its safe to say the powers that be are supporting this plan and the elections isnt going to save any of us
>he didn't buy boomer rocks>ngmi
>>60153819Yes because other countries tariffs were generally small and specific to industries that needed a boost, or were implemented slowly, this however is a SHITSHOW of a correction.
>>60153793He's not implementing reciprocal tariffs, he's just raising tariffs on everyone based on the level of the trade imbalance and a blanket 10% on everyone. This is like saying "He ran on wearing pants" after he shows up wearing nothing but a pair and pants on his head.
>>60153836Because trading stopped after it hit the 1st breaker
>multiple 'assassins' try to kill trump before he's even been elected and done anything>not one single person has tried to do it after he's been elected and has screwed over the entire planetI don't get it. Were they staged? Did that one guy shoot Trump's ear on purpose?
What has this fat faggot done other than dump on everyone(and making a shitcoin) since he got into office????
>>60153849-14%
so,what do i buy at open?
>>60153859dayum
>yfw Truss was a way better stock market genius than Trump is
>>60153867? you're going down with us
>>60153819Others tariffs are a few percent. Maybe higher on specific imports. Us tariffs now 30-60% it's actually comically bad. It's really unrealistic. Imagine everything from China doubling in price after we just had 30% inflation. It will decimate the consumer. Absolutely destroy the middle class. What's left of it at least
>>60153808Are you sure you gonna have a job?
>>60153860was using https://nikkeifutures.organy recommendations? ty
>>60153645how will the tariffs affect the inaba economy
>>60153772The first (and last) ultraliberal himself, yes
>>60153793Brother you know very well those reciprocal tariffs are pure bullshit.
>>60153878They are scared of what Trump will do if they try again. That’s why even the democrats have no resistance now
I genuinely believe invading Canada would have been less destructive than what we're witnessing right now.
-20% ON US OPEN GUARANTEED
>>60153891investing.com is finehttps://www.investing.com/indices/japan-ni225
>>60153885we're going to need a bigger head of lettuce
>>60153572>Trump intended to destroy the global economy. He like did on purpose bro. >Source: My assCope. Seethe faggot. Trump is a tard. He never intended what is occurring. He thought the world suck him off leading to prosperity. It's not happening though. He fucked up. He hasn't won anything. He's lost the respect of the world. He has no way to recover. He'll go down in history as onenof the worst leaders ever. What a collosal failure he's become. Shameful.
>>60153883Sell everything and convert to physical gold or (possibly) Bitcoin as soon as possible. Sell everything at the first minute, the first second after open. Bloody Monday, they'll call it.
Seeing as we're about to enter a new one, what are some good depression era meals? For me, it's the water pie.
>>60153819Other countries haven't elected extreme stable geniuses as their chief executive.
>>60153913>first 5 minutes of open>"ok we are done for the day", markets level 3 triggered
>>60153886I was already 80% in tbills, sis10% boomer rocks#CASHGANG
>>60153878Trump is right now one of the most defended person in the entire world. I mean shit does the guy even do public appearances outside of DC anymore?
>>60151164people trying to buy the dip >>60151205he (or at least) elon did, dunno if they accounted for it to be this bad tho.>>60151353just getting started >>60151574would be higher if the jannies didn't pull of the email verification stunt.>>60151636the republican party fracturing would be more likely than the dems returning, no one likes the dems on a federal level.>>60151682TOTAL SMARTPHONE DEATHTHE INTERNET IS SAVEDLET'S FUCKING GO>>60151924>not intentonally engineering market sell offOH NONONONONO /POL/SISSIES WHAT'S THIS??????>>60151987all in on GNU taler>>60152018trvthnvke but still coping, he'll change his tune once tesla stock crashes (unless he boots musk)>>60153921this, any precious metal will do
>>60153922You’ll be poorer than them
>>60153922I would like to say canned sardines, but they're 100% getting fucked by tariffs.
>>60153859maybe i can finally afford a cute catgirl gf...
>>60153911Did you forget he's going to war with Iran while this happens? Ain't seen nothing yet, anon
>>60153930no actually it should start at -18% so I can dump my puts and then crash
>>60153836NI225 at tradingview
>>60153931holy shit you are a god
>>60153887US manufacturing hasn't had the same market conditions that other nations did for many decades, especially chinks. Manufacturing jobs used to be some of the best middle class jobs in the past. This may end up making the middle class stronger.
>>60153922I've heard the potato donut is unironically great
>>60153878>>60153907The president gets far more secret service protection, it's not even comparible. It's not impossible, but it would be very difficult.
>>60153319Is this that discord thing people talk about or vatniks or do Anons really still trust the plan, LOL.
theres no dead cat bouncethe nikkei is just.. its not rebounding
>>60153643>>60153572Democracy is what brought Trump to the white house and it is what will kick him out of it. You simply can't fuck up the entire economy and get away with it. Obama won in a landslide in 2008 due to Bush's complete failure and the same will happen in 2028. FDR emerged from the great depression and the smoot-hawley tariffs with massive landslide victories.Globalism isn't dead as long as the US has military bases all over the world.
>>60153887it's also the fact that it's completely untargeted, just applied across every single thing. tariffs are usually aimed at specific goods, to accomplish specific policy goals. that's what trump did in his first term. not to mention the unbelievable incompetence of how they were calculated and presented.
>He trusted the economy to the guy went bankrupt 6 times>He trusted the economy to the guy went bankrupt 6 times>He trusted the economy to the guy went bankrupt 6 timesHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>60153872>>60153871>>60153887>>60153906did you really think they'd go line by line and increase the tariff on every single thing? the broad tariffs are a shock and awe, as you're seeing in the markets lmfao. he tried to tell people he was serious, and they didn't listen. now they can make a deal to lower trade barriers and tariffs if they want to. if not we'll just tax in trillions in tariff revenue while they lose their free dumping ground I would rather luxury items and cheap chinese slop be more expensive than pay an income tax. I hope they don't make a deal LOL
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>>60153856unfortunate. a small sacrifice compared to what i'll gain.
I put my order in to sell everything. This is going to be a wild ride.
>>60153911canada does have to escape the crown and become 10 or so US territories
>>60153933>unless he boots muskMusk already turned on him with an anti-tariff tweet. Trump and his econ advisors are unironically going it alone, 5 men against the world.
>>60153251SELL SELL SELLIT'S GOING DOWN 20% TOMORROW
>>60153922For me, it's broiled humdingers.
is it a good time to go to Japan?jpyusd?
>>60153883spxs
>>60153447>it's like in the old daysWhen you put it into a broader historical context the past 70 years or so have been a major aberration in terms of safety, prosperity and quality of governanceTrump is in many ways a return to the historical predemocratic norm of incompetent madmen dictating the fate of millions
This is badThis is badThis is badThis is badThis is bad
>>60153919>he never intendedWhy was it called "Liberation Day"? Why, weeks in advance, did he predict and warn of a downturn in the stock market? This was an intentional execution of globalism and the job has been done. It is dead. We are now in the post-globalism era. A global depression will likely ensue.
>>60153969>now they can make a deal to lower trade barriers and tariffs if they want to. if not we'll just tax in trillions in tariff revenue while they lose their free dumping ground>Dumping groundI didn't realise goods for worthless money was a good deal. Nevermind then.
>EU hasn't even retaliated yet
Ooooh bloody MondayApril SevenThe greatest inside jobSince Nine ElevenMarkets crashingTariffs risingThe United StatesIs downsizingImmigration ain't a problemWhen our countryHits rock bottomOoohhh bloody Monday
>>60153969kill yourself retard, dumbass, abortion, nigger retard fuck, please kill youself
Is Trump going to declare the US bankrupt, is that the plan?
GERMAN STOCK FUTURES DOWN 5.0%, LONDON FUTURES SLIDE 4.1%
>>60154011DEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTSDEATH TO GLOBALISM>DEATH TO GLOBALISTS
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF I NEED TO BUY IN TO SQQQ
How long until the stock market start to affect the real world?
>>60153366I WANT OFF THE RIDE MR. BONES PLS
>>60153966The stock market is not the economy
>>60154020I’m not sure they will be able to
>called in sick to work cause im feeling like shit over the market>boss told me not to rope myself over my stocks(he knows)>needs me to cover a double shift on tuesday "I need you alive anon haha its not going to be that bad">hung up
>>60153969Bro the trillions would come from the importing american companies and they would pass the costs on American consumers
>>60153963>implying they won’t try to ratfuck the elections, or even seat dems who actually winlol, lmao
>>60153969Dumb retard burger understanding of economics
>>60154032Don’t worry man, they’re futures, they haven’t happened yet
>>60153922i like breaded milk
>>60154017Wasn't* a good deal
BEATING MEBEATING ME DOWN DOWNINTO THE GROUNDSCREAMING SO SOUNDBEATING MEBEATING ME DOWN DOWNINTO THE GROUND
>>60154035this invites globalism see>>60154027
Nikkei is getting raped
>>60153969maoist migger's new home
>>601540372 weeks ago
>>60153550Fucking kek, underrated post>>60153695Cringe…
>>60153969There is no deal. He has said no deals. He doesn't want to make deals, he wants no more trade imbalance with the rest of the world. We are fucked.
>>60154035
>>60154025>>60154045>>60154048I don't care HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60153957Cunt fuckin faggot we have tons of manufacturing begging for labor and trades begging and we can't fill those positions now. YOU LITERALLY DONT HAVE THE LABOR FORCE NOW. What the fuck are you causing a great depression so a few more cucks can work pushing a button vs making a sandwich
>>60154037unless you live in north korea they affect the real world right now
>>60154037Depends on the industry, but the worst effects of the 2008 recession hit during 2009-2010.
>>60153994It's so funny how even Trump biggest cocksucker Elon Musk is against this insanity.
>>60154035Trump gave them a massive tax cut and will be giving them another one...
>>60154027He's just restarting the economy after Biden
A planned sell off. I am sure everyone will follow in that same way.
BTC going upFutures going upNikkei recovering.Did we miss the bottom?
>>60152998Has anyone told this retard most countries having positive trade balance are poor and undeveloped?
>>60153922Baked potatoes (with butter if it's Christmas)Fried potatoes (you can re-use the oil over and over again)Mashed potatoes if you can afford milkLeftover mashed potatoes fried or baked in the ovenKeep the peels and use them to make vodkaTime to start actually digging that vegetable garden instead of just thinking about it.
>>60153859Wait until we discover what skeletons hedge funds and banks have in their closets. don't think for a SINGLE SECOND that this level of market shit happening won't have any effects on the banks and the financial system.We.are.nowhere.near.the.bottom.yet
I like how everyone realized Americans are a lot dumber than previously thought.
Anons I bought 9k of Tesla at 270... its over isnt it?
>>60154064there wasn't any trade imbalance u fuckwit other than allowing too many jeets to get visas which is a social issue
>>60153319oh wait you were being serious?
>>60153762hey mani know this are scary right nowbut it's gonna get way worse
>>60154083Dead cat
US is gonna default innit, weak dollar means the debt is harder to service
>>60153959I can imagine. I don't really want Trump to die anyway. I'd rather he just got impeached and then spent his last few years alive coping that his tariff plan would've worked eventually.
Guys don't look at AMDLMAOOOO
>>60154083You should buy the dip
>>60154089I always knew
>>60154107>>60154107>>60154107>>60154107NEW
>>60153994Muskrat needs to get hanged, he only started backtracking now that realizes he will get margin called for his retardation
This is something else to see btc hold up so well.
>>60153969>Trump's made up reciprocal tariffs are just le art of the dealTrump's retard chart was for dumb fuck Americans to make them think they've been getting ripped off and the solution is to pay more tax, lmao.
>>60153969>did you really think they'd go line by line and increase the tariff on every single thing?yes you absolute mong, that's what your army of staffers is for. that's how statecraft works.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT
>>60154088Yup, 17 years without a proper recession. We've been propping up zombies for 17 fucking years. There's going to be Enrons going left and right.
>>60154083Buy the dip hahahahahaha
>>60154083Literally a dead cat.
>Fox doesn't even mention any of this on the siteOkay at least I'm not the very last retard to be left holding the bag. please ETF gods slip my order to the front of the q
Japan is our ally. What are we doing?
>>60154020>EU hasn't even retaliated yeti hope trump gets removed before they have a chance
vix calls worth getting?
>>60153762yeah just a small bump haha nothing to worry about just buy the dip bro
comfy
>>60154044>>hung up...But seriously anon, dont do it. Everyone in the same boat as you, we will all pull through it together somehow.
>>60153922we have to hunt for food now
>>60153969>now they can make a deal My man there is no deal to be made. Everyone thinks Trump is genuinely insane and they're scrambling to figure out new buyers and sources for whatever it is they've got or need. Other countries are talking to each other, not the US. There's genuinely not enough time. Trump had four fucking years on his mandate to make deals. Now he's got maybe a week to reverse everything he's said he'd do and the gut himself in live TV.
>>60154158Henry Kissinger - "America has no allies, only interests."
>>60153922bread sandwich
>>60153762>>60153791Right, this is Smoot Hawley all over again. Markets will go down until its gone.
>>60154205Pic related is out of context I believe, but it still always makes me laugh
>>60154037i was in the grocery store today and produce already costs a little more
>>60154044You are young, got a job, you’ll be buying cheapies. I on the other hand retired and am now playing the chess game of my fucking life.I got one more million to deploy and need to do better…
>>60153700imagine crashing the economy because 用户.(服务) recommended you an ad for a skincare company
>>60154255>still not outgod you must have a humiliation kink or something dudesoxl baggies are something else
>>60153625Unless the DNC pulls its finger out of its arse and starts offering americans something other than "let's go back to the status quo that convinced you to vote trump in the first place" they really will keep on losing elections to post truth populists like Trump
>>60153891https://tradingeconomics.com/
I only got around 6k on stocks which are down to about 4k now and I don't really mind if I lose it all, got a considerable amount saved in cash that will allow me to survive OK if we hit a recession and I lose my europoor job. But if we hit stagflation then I guess I'm fucked as well.Anyhow, what are the chances amerimutts literally try to gun him down if he makes the US default on its debt?
>>60153969tariffs are like the one actual policy trump actually believes in its that fucking retarded hes not trying to get a deal
>>60154205They were working with against China. They give us games, jav, anime, and this how MIGA repays them. Sad stuff.
>>60153762It is important to remember in these challenging times that no matter how bad things might seem right now they can ALWAYS get worse.
>>60153426I'm a woman and I voted for this
>>60154042>the heart rate monitor is not the heart
>>60153867I should find out if anyone near me is hoarding precious metalsMaybe its time to "enter the market", as it were
>>60154394gold and silber
>>60154325if this keeps on going within a week even burgers will miss joe
>>60154089We elected W twice. Everyone already knew that we're retarded
>>60153922stone soup is always crowd pleaser
>>60153922https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMIe57DDKY0
