black monday edition>Suicide Helpline988 We're experiencing high call volume's at the moment, your call is important to us. Please hold.>How to commit suicidehttps://www.animatedknots.com/noose-knothttps://www.target.com/p/9-5-34-medium-helium-balloon-kit/-/A-13567277?gQT=1https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bridges_in_the_United_States_by_height>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/
Hey guys, SOXL holder here. My ass is extremely sore from getting pegged by my wife. It was pretty rough and I started crying. However, it will still never compare to how hard I get fucked by this ETF every day
>>60155996baked early award
so when do I buy?
>>60155996>it's very badJesus Christ
>>60156024you will never time the market
>>60155996QQQ bottoms at 460, calling it now!
>>60156024if ur looking to buy in Id do it 5 minutes after open.
>early bakeBlack Monday confirmed
ROBERT IT DO GO DOWN
>>60156024DCA only AFTER the market dumps tomorrow. Screencap this.
>>60156016I'm sorry sleepy Joe. I should have appreciated you more.
kek baggies
GME TO THE MOONCHRIST IS KINGWAGMI
>>60156065SHUT UP FAT
>-10% hang sengNONSTOPASSRAPE
FUCK IT IM LOADING UP MY BAGS TOMORROWDIMAOND HANDS BABY
>>60156014you're supposed to buy that stock for 2 days when there's big news in the media about a new technology and then sell it all for a profit.
I can't wait for people waking up on the 11th of April and go to Starbucks and a cup of coffee is 19.95usd.
It's all just memes, right? There's no one actually bagholding SOXL, right?
>>60156068>-6% overnightfuck the moon is on the other side of the planet right now
Looking for that eazy money, bitchez
>>60156024If we are really in some global market panic there is no way SPY does not dip below it's historical mean p/e
>Retail accounts blowing their skull open by catching the loaded gun right when it's about to go off
I hate dip buyers like you wouldn't believe.
>>60156083only after the market dumps. Don't buy at 9:30.00AM because the market it dumping in the first 5 minutes.
>>60155996>suicide hotlineI don't think the can stop this
On a scale of Great Depression to literally nothing, what’s gonna happen tomorrow?
Trump is very easily flattered. Just say you'll do some token investment into the US, that you'll lower your tariffs, and won't manipulate your currency against the dollar.
>>60156024If you are hellbent on buying just do it tomorrow especially if it's blood red. Recognize that you will lose money at first, but that it will hopefully turn into profit down the line. You are never going to time the absolute bottom.
>>60156116watch and learnmega deadcat bounce
>>60156095boomers will blame biden
>>60156095>Just grow vanilla in usa broi just cant
>>60156116
>>60156024Canned food, ammunition, salt and cigs?Right now
>>60156097Of course its memes. smg would never hold levered etfs, that would be extremely retarded
>>60156095a small cup of starbucks is already 30$ but zoomers drink it up because they are the gayest of retards.
>>60156116Great recession 2 but was entirely avoidable
>>60156116if I could tell you with certainty I would be a billionaire right now
>>60156116nothing, futures are back to -3% levelsretards slurped too much
>>60156116Doom.
>>60156125Peter Navarro will block it
>>60156095A pretty small percentage of Vanilla flavoring is from actual Vanilla.
>>60156157all those people are horribly fucked at market open
>>60156127I rode SOXL and sold too early and have been waiting to get back in. I'm not hellbent on buying tomorrow because I doubt it's the bottom. I don't care on buying the bottom either just lower so I can ride a pump. >>60156145I already have those things. I meant stocks.
>>60156109You don't like to buy low and sell high? Ohhhh I get it. You're jealous because you only know how to buy when the candle is green.
>>60156146we all bought sqqq sis
>>60156109>I hate dip buyers like you wouldn't believe.I am not just a dip buyer, I am also a top seller
Volatility drag-sama, I kneel...
APOLOGIZE
YOU HAVE GUNSFUCKING USE THEM ON THOSE WHITE HOUSE RETARDS INSTEAD OF AGAINST SCHOOLKIDS YOU FUCKING PUSSIES
This will not be a COVID style V recovery. Market will bottom in 2026 before mid terms
calls on costco becoming unbearable as panic buyers take all the toilet paper again
The Nikkei is already recoveringThe tariffs are fully priced in now
>>60156160Nah they're just being cocky.
We need some official predictions for tomorrow, how bad will it really be?
>>60156116Dead cat bounce monday then crab tuesday and bloody wednesday - friday
>just plant coffee beans in the US>just plant bananas in the US>just plant vanilla in the USany other gems you seen so far?
>>60156192The white house can shoot back though.
>>60156197>The Nikkei is already recoveringYeah its only -5.7%! Amazing recovery!
>>60156192those white house retards are allowing my generation to become filthy rich should they simply buy the dip.
Miss me yet?
>futures back to -2.3recession cancelled, bull run imminent
>>60156197> "NOW IT'S ONLY -5% INSTEAD OF -6% I'M RECOOOOOOOOOVERING"pls stop being retarded
>>60156191>>60156223
>>60156116rolling for an "80s-style flash crash" scenario
>>60156223nope
Should I buy 0dte puts first thing in the morning, or is the crash already priced in?
>>60156197ThisSLURPPPPP
they are slurping futures to dump on market open right?
hope you all slurped
>>60156211If we just relabeled the entire world as USA and all counties as self governed autonomous territories, there would be no more tariffs.
>>60156024Buy tomorrow if it’s really bad and then stop fucking looking at it for a while unless you want to panic sell
>>60156226They have to go neutral so we don't gap
>>60156255ironically enough that's why Trump wants Canada to be a state
>>60156211Just add the countries that grow these to trump's annex list
>>60156248I'm not gonna slurp until after it dumps tomorrow.
Post your monday open songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U03fecc5NXo
>>60156211When are they going to tell us to set up our backyard forges?
>>60156211>Juche is cool, actually!
gm sirs
I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!
ONENOTHING WRONG WITH ME
So fucking glad I held the TSLA puts kek. Sorry to the market and all the people getting hurt, but I'm mostly cash and ready to Thrash. Let's see fucking blood tomorrow. I want to eat live meat.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
>foreign stocks shitting the bed>US index futures recoveringliterally why
It’s over bros
>>60156282"having money is bad, actually" is the silliest cope i've seen come out of this.
>>60156284Because of how excited you are, at the potential dip buying opportunities? Me too, pal! Me too!
negative GDP is bullish
So this is how USA become a bootleg Russia.
The markets are already recovering, there is no need to panic and no need to be alarmed. There is no crash.
>>60156255holy shit this is too realistic
>>60156287OH FUCK NOT THE CHINGCHANG DOWN 9% AND BINGBONG DOWN TREE FIDDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4KIxqTYGGI
>>60156237This
>>60156268>Post your monday open songsEasy Moneyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY5c1HkHiZ4
>>60156300Tariffs are actually beneficial to the country that implements them
>>60156300God I hope I get a chance to dump my bags. Maybe even make some of it back with shorts.
>>60156116i don't see how we won't see at least a tiny bounce on monday from retaili know multiple people that bought into friday and held over the weekend; they'll be forced to do something with itthe trend is too strong down to bounce high, thoughsomething else had to have broke thoughno way this is all just "muh tearifz"
Say thank you now or be raped on the opening tomorrow.
What do you think of this decade so far?
>>60156330that's true unless the US does it, when the US does it it's BAD
>>60156266I suspect there are many thinking the same thing
>>60156307>*insert quote about Jesus throwing out the moneylenders or whatever while they ignore literally everything else he said*
I am not convinced people will turn against Trump. He could shoot someone on live TV and get away with it
Can I go gold? Was planning on waiting a week and see what happens. IRA and hit 8% down so far and look at news once in awhile during work, so not planning on watching like a hawk.
>>60156347retail is running out of money
>>60156350Pretty fucking gay
>>60156350many years ago I gave up on life and just want to fish and work with wood. anyway it's as bad as last decade
*ping**ping**ping*
>>60156236contemplating how tens of millions of people can be so fuckin retardedi blame tiktok
>>60156358Americans can forgive any amount of moral degeneracy, but God forbid you make their toys and treats more expensive.
>SOXLIN B4 the daily 52week low notification dinger at 9:30 AM EST on the dot what are we thinking boys? $7.6 AH I think it break 7 tomorrow
>>60156349>paying more makes you wealthy
>>60156300futures were meh before the market shat the bed the last few days
>>60156367>Can I go gold?physical or ETF? Yes to both but phys requires you to pay a premium, and tax in some states depending on the amount.
I'm 33 and unemployedLITERALLY GIVE ME ONE REASON NOT TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT RIGHT NOW
>>60156358leaving the country is easier than shooting the presidentand democrats haven't done a single thing for a decade, they don't know how
>>60156357>also ignore the part where the issue was lending money inside the temple so people could perform sacrifices using debts
>>60156284
>>60156373THE PINGPONG INDEX IS DOWN 15%
>>60156391go out doing something beneficial for society and be known forever in the history books
>>60156389I dont get this post
>>60156391might be better things to point it at
>>60156391It sounds like you didn't have anything to begin with
>>60156403jannies know I'm right and I should kill myself
>>60156391wait until monday, you'll have company
>>60156391>LITERALLY GIVE ME ONE REASON NOT TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT RIGHT NOWwatch the market crash tomorrow and laugh at Trump supporters with us. And rub one out to this pic
>>60156391you don't own any stonks
>>60156373
Atleast his'll create incentives for automation and vertical farming,Shill me some picks
How amazing would it be if everyday the stock market drops 5%
>>60156413that futures don't necessarily indicate how bloody the actual day will be
>>60156391There are going to be lots of jobs screwing bolts into iphones in America's new industrial golden age.
>>60156131I thought so but with both Japan and China down 10%…
>>60156391chairman grumpf will be giving you a job making soiphones for a dollar a day soon.
>>60156391So was I but I recovered.Protip: Go to a small town not on the east coast and it's a different environment. Big cities are soulless.
>>60156350libtard infested.
>>60156427HOW DO YOU THINK I CAN LIVE WHILE BEING UNEMPLOYED YOU FUCKING RETARD?
>>60156439if the red wave spread from asia to europe then to the us opening then it would effect things right? just the news reporting everything would make it drop more
>>60156441Those jobs are going to be filled by robots and Indians
>>60156459crime?
>>60156391You have any idea how cheap South east Asian hookers will be if these tariffs go up? You could probably buy your own haram for 50 bucks
>>60156390Thanks. It's more gold and bonds but will see how things going this week.
>New Zealand -2.5%>E.U. -3%>U.S. -3%>Germany -3.3%>Australia -4%>South Korea -4%>China Main -5.5%>Japan -6%>China Composites -8%>Hong Kong -9%
10% isn't enoughI won't buy unless 30% off
How fucked are we tomorrow? I should have sold on friday
>>60156471There aren't going to be any, they're all going to get deported. Best case scenario you get a meth head from Tennessee
>>60156391because you'll burn in hell if you kill yourself, or if you die without Jesus.
>>60156479we'll pump 10%, don't worry bro
>>60156116Lemme call my grandpa, he grew up during the Great Depression and he knows a thing or two about it
>>60156482Well you are actually going to have to go there not stay in the USA
>>60156352It's true if you use them strategically in order to protect an important industry. It's never true if you just issue a blanket tariff on everything if the country issuing the tariff doesn't even manufacture the shit that's getting tariffs placed on it. That just pisses off the populace and completely tanks the geopolitical credibility. It's really fucking stupid.
>>60156476>>New Zealand -2.5%>>Australia -4%How are they handling it so well?
>>60156479Do you have cash? Just buy after the market dumps on monday.
>>60156484This, your karmic retribution will get ya if you KYS don’t do it anon
>>60156476Not great, not terrible
Whats powell doing right now?
>>60156347We were absolutely in a bubble of biblical magnitude regardless of tariffs. Tariffs are serving as a catalyst to pop the bubble and bring prices back down to the mean, and also fundamentally reducing values, probably bring things below the mean on top of that.
>>60156391you'll always have another chance m8don't miss out on the fun with us
You just need to stop consuming things. This is how rightoids solved economy.
>>60156472I love paper gold so much it's unreal. Paper gold has been paying my bills since trump got elected.
>>60156506Sleeping
>>60156497I have like $52.5k in GLD
>>60156506Trump is crashing his soft landing WITH NO SURVIVORS
I'm seeing this argument a lot on 4chan
>>60156424did you vote for the orange man?
SACKS! RELEASE THE NATIONAL RESERVE OF CRYPTO! ONLY YOU CAN SAVE THE ECONOMY! RELEASE THE CRYPTO! SAAAACKS!
>>60156024wait a week at least.
>>60156496Well in NZ we got the lowest possible tariff and we mostly export to China.
>>60155996MAKE THE LINE GO BACK UP YOU FUCKS
>>60156506
>>60156515>says tariffs are good and we should make everything here>his online stores are full of merchandise made in South AmericaWhat did he mean by this?
>>60156530they are spending the DOGE savings on an army of discord teens to try and control the narrative
>>60156496Australian calculators. Most blue chips are down 7% to 12%
>>60155996Tarrif related MAGAt layoffs have already begun. 900 autobworkers were laid off last week because of the tarrifs. These union workers had reps at Trump's tarrif announcement on Wednesday even.https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/stellantis-says-will-temporarily-lay-off-900-us-workers-following-tariff-2025-04-03/Also 650 layoffs at Amana's appliance manufacturing plants in Iowa happened last week related to tariffs.https://cbs2iowa.com/news/local/in-tiny-amana-651-layoffs-test-iowas-unemployment-law>inb4 MAGAt cope posting intensifiesSeethe MAGAts. Seeeeeeeethe.
>>60156538it's still a global recession so demand for everything is going to drop it doesn't really matter who you sell to or buy from
>>60156495>It's true if you use them strategically in order to protect an important industry. It's never true if you just issue a blanket tariff on everythingwhy not both?
>>60156506Probably on the phone, and reading emails as people give him early updates on layoffs.
>>60156515of course he'd say that, his funko pops are gonna make a killing in the secondary market.
>>60156506Prob comfy AF
>>60156523Man I don't know whether to invest in gold or S&P on monday.
>>60156217now you're worried? what about them 2nd Amendment Remedies that were so popular under Obama?
We've arrived at the dead cat bounce.
I give up. Set to sell everything with limit at 0.94 of the friday's stock value.Surely it won't drop more than 6%.
>>60156579>S&P on monday.kekd
>>60156578>powell is vtsax and chillholy based
>>60156564>Whirlpool said the layoffs are not related to tariffs or outsourcing, but rather to shifting market conditions. tell your discord to find another source
>>60156572why are liberals infatuated with shitty comics?
>>60156579too late on gold, it will pump to levels no one wants to pay
>>60156223>>60156236Pfft. If you ran Biden instead of Hillary we never would have had Trump as President.>B-b-but she WON the popular VOTE!Exactly.
>>60156255That's unironically Dave Navarro's endgame, since Vietnam proposing 0% tariffs isn't enough.
>>60156579As long as Trump keeps on being retarded, buying Monday is like trying to catch a falling knife.
My broker just laughed at me :(
I'm cancelling this market crash. Bought the dip.
>>60156564>not tariffs but shifting market conditionsholy cope
>>60156599>the PR people made a lie to avoid being punished by dear leaderreading comprehension is so hard for you brown folk
>>60156627more?
>>60156599>shifting market conditions aren't related to tarrifs causing economic uncertaintyThe absolute state of MAGAt cope. It's unbelievable the lies you MAGAts will believe and parrot.
>>60156634he's shitting the previous thread toothey all come out at the same time
>>60156599>shifting market conditionsAnon what do you think this means?
this shit will be over in a week, settle down and stop screeching like women /smg/>On the one hand, you're saying that the countries are really angry, they're going to have to retaliate. On the other hand you're saying that consumers are going to bear the costs and it’s going to drive inflation up. But if U.S. consumers are bearing the cost, there's no reason for the countries to be angry. So, the fact is, the countries are angry and retaliating and, by the way, coming to the table.>I got a report from the USTR last night that more than 50 countries have reached out to the president to begin a negotiation. But they're doing that because they understand that they bear a lot of the tariff. And so, I don't think that you're going to see a big effect on the consumer in the U.S. because I do think that the reason why we have a persistent, long-run trade deficit these people have very inelastic supply. They've been dumping goods into the country in order to create jobs, say, in China. https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2025/04/06/wh_economic_council_director_kevin_hassett_more_than_50_countries_want_to_start_trade_negotiations.html
>>60156391its going to hurt really really bad and you will be trapped in a body suffering that is slowly dying and you will regret every second of it
>>60156626Go be retarded somewhere else MAGAt. See >>60156641
>>60156604Honestly might not be a bad idea just to buy GLD at market open.
dropping 10k into byd this weekthe chinese century has begun
>>60156391you can buy the bottom when it finally gets here.
>>60156644they are literally paid totrump's people know they've lost the mandate of heaven and are desperate to try and shift the flow of the narrative they are doing this on all social platforms right now
>>60156646literally old news faglord
>>60156529>soft landingYou mean doing absolutely fuck all nothing to solve for the massive price increases for the last 5 years? You need deflation to do that, and guess what? A falling stock market/recession is what it takes to do that. Not some gay ass 25 basis points rate hikes.
>>60156223Excuse me for laughing at your emails ma'am, at least you had your own private server. And didn't invite journalists on it.
>>60156095>North Dakota vanilla farmers
>>60156573Do secondary markets survive in such an environment?
>>60156646>But if U.S. consumers are bearing the cost, there's no reason for the countries to be angry.Nobody can be this fucking retarded jesus fucking christ.PEOPLE WILL BEAR THE COST AND BUY LESS BECAUSE OF IT THEREFORE EVERYBODY WILL SELL LESS.IT'S A LOSS LOSS SITUATION YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>60156634>>60156641>>60156644you've been shilling against drumpf for a decade. what do you have to show for it?
For the non retards on here, what are you buying tomorrow? Ive been wanting to pick up some nvidia, taiwan semiconductor, shutterstock, boeing, canadian national, and martin marietta.
>>60156646>countries trying to talk the US down from the ledge means it's overkek
>>60156646You’re retarded and magats will go down with us. Those 50 countries have a smaller gdp than Alabama.
>>60156640I gotchu
>>60156681>what do you have to show for it?15 posts of you seething
>>60156648Thanks I'll find a tall building.Zero chance of surviving that
>futures slowly climbing and only down -2% nowNothingburger
>>60156646lol no
>1 pibber>deflationfilteredthank you IDs for existing>>60156685why would you buy anything tomorrow, wait until wednesday
>>60156662How do I know when the bottom is relative to how much the dollar is going to inflate to Zimbabwe levels?
>>60156685why the fuck would you buy tomorrow?
>>60156685VXX
>>60156282>>60156307>Republican party's color is red>MAGA has red hats>Trump usually has a red tie>Trump talked to Kim face to face>still didnt realise maga is a crpyo-juche plotThe hints where there anon, now its too late.
>>60156685the only thing you should buy tomorrow is puts.
>>60156690kek
>>60156671deflation kills economies even faster than Zimbabwean or Weimarian hyperinflation
>>60156681>You've been living in my head rent free the past few years.Sad. Seek professional help.
Bottom signal
I just want to see TSLA dead, but dumbass retail MAGAboomers will do what the gov guy said on TV and just buy it.
>>60156691>>60156725I voted for this, I'm loving it. You voted for illegal immigration, less freedom, transgender nonsense, and more war. Sorry you didn't get it :(
4.5 hours until yuros wake up
>>60156720
>>60156646God what retarded logic, countries are angry because the US gov is inserting itself and blocking Trade. Trade creates beneficial Economic growth for both sides greater then the sum of the traded products. The less trade happens the less off everyone is.
>>60156671>You need deflationJesus fucking christ you're such a retard it's not even funny
>>60156700Never underestimate the eagerness of retail to slurp. Zoomers open their robinhood app and they just smash that buy button, no thoughts, no attempt to get a good price. "The line goes up and to the right" is their mantra.
>>60156726Cramer leaning into his own anti-hype bless him
>>60156728>jokes on you, I WANTED to be poor
>>60156738they need to ban buying again
>>60156685Boeing's financials are currently trash on a fundamental level, even with the stock market chaos set aside. I would just consider ETFs until things stabilize a bit more. Bond ETFs, oversold Semiconductor ETFs, or Gold/Gold Miners ETFs. Then as things stabilize, whenever that may be, start to pick individual companies.
>>60156727He's gone soon anyway. Special gov employees only serve for 130 days. >>60156735>US gov is inserting itself and blocking Tradelike they're already doing?
>>60155996Buying these at the opening bell
>>60156515>tariffs are good and will pay for the debt>but also don't consume anymoreWhich is it? Are we supposed to keep consumption up despite the tariffs so we can pay into this fabled fund to pay off the US debt? Or are we supposed to all become hyper thrifty and non-consumerist and reduce consumption to near zero, which means no more tariff income?
>>60156749I don't have money in stocks, and don't buy foreign shit. I do buy some organic food from Canada to be fair but that really hasn't gone up much.
>>60156749Id be happy with my portfolio going to negative 6 million if it meant every Indian and mexican gets deported
>>60156193Fed will emergency rate cut and begin quantitative easing, then Trump will announce he has made sweeping trade deals to reshore manufacturing (it won't happen, he'll just claim it), he'll repeal the tariffs and the stock market will V bottom. Sellers will get rekt.
>>60156738>>60156751buy high and sell low, right guys? Why should anyone buy when the market is cheap? I'm beginning to think I'm chatting with paid shills.
>>60156702>>60156709Still fucking around with all this but i figured since things are dropping in price I should pick some up while theyre down. I was planning on putting in maybe 5 or 600 tomorrow and then watching to see if they go lower before buying anything else or any more. Im not falling for the chinese bots on here i want to take advantage of this shit
>>60156770okay, correction:>jokes on you, I'm ALREADY poor
>>60156698>Thanks I'll find a tall building.zero chance you survive, but you will regret it the first second your leap off. Watch the documentary "The Bridge" about people who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge. The few who survived said they thought it would be easy way out but instantly regretted it as soon as the jumped and dreaded the impact and their decision all the way down. Apparently lots of people jump off, the ones who survived (very few) all regretted it. I bet the ones who did not also regretted it, but they died and could not tell people not to do it. Join us here to talk shit and make money on stocks.
>>60156754like whos already doing? The other countries? Tariffs are always a product of special interests that use political leverage to the detriment of overall population
>>60156783half the country makes under $40k, most people are poor.
>>60156772>he thinks Trump is going to deport people who are willing to work for the bare minimum wages that'll emerge from the menial factory jobs after the tariffs nuke the service economy
>>60156772I'd live in a cardboard box to live in the 1950's again.
>>60156604Gold is unironically going to 3500/oz by year end at minimum go long JNUG GLDGDXAEMNEMNUGTGOLD
>>60156778Chill out. Did I say they're wrong to buy? Christ knows this retard clown market will be right back in bubble territory at 7000 before year end, regardless of any possible fundamentals, so going long is probably a good bet.
>>60156779well that makes sense, if you stagger things you will probably get the price prices on averagethings are cheaper now, but there's no reason they can't fall another 20 so no need to go all in
>>60156752Even with them getting the NGAD contract for the air force? I was thinking that it would be good to pick some up now before they actually went into development. Im still trying to learn how this shit works
>>60156798low skilled labor is being replaced with AI retard. they'll need people to manage the AI and do normal administrative shit.
>>60156730Quite the timeline we are entering, huh?
>>60156373It is incredible than one (1) is capable of all this damage across the world directly.
>>60156671> You mean doing absolutely fuck all nothing to solve for the massive price increases for the last 5 years?I wonder what major world event happened in 2020 that forced us to turn on the money printer.I wonder who was president when we turned on the money printer.I wonder what would have happened if we had simply done nothing and let billions of people go without income for a few months.Good things only I'm sure.
>>60156698you're going to burn in hell. It will be worse than your current situation. Just chill out, join a lutheran church or something. If you're literally insane and can't handle modern society then become homeless.
>>60156778I will profit if the market dumps on Monday, I couldn't care less about zoomies buyingban them so I can make money
>>60156779I'm not buying in until there's a slight pump and dump honestly. I don't want to keep chasing while it keeps going lower. I do think this will be resolved much earlier than most of the hysterics say.
>>60156793>he makes under 40koh shit you are literally too dumb and lazy to make more than welfare niggersnow I feel sorry for you bro, hope you enjoy this one win in your life
You don't understand, trade deficit must be solved at all costs.
>>60156671Nation-wide deflation only happens when demand drops unless there's some sudden magic technology coming around that'll increase supply by all goods in the economy all at once. The way you actually deal with inflation is making more stuff and increasing people's incomes. You know, so they can actually buy stuff. The nominal price on goods and services is completely irrelevant.
>>60156811>year endBy the end of the month
This is the start of taking our country back. FREEDOM.
>>60156768Whatever the guys with the big bucks say. You're in a general where anyone who saves is enemy of the state.
>>60156737You're a fucking idiot. All Jerome Powell did was bring down INFLATION you fucking dumbass. Inflation by default means that prices are still going up, his "soft landing" bullshit just means that they weren't going up as fast as they were before. Prices actually going down and returning to pre-COVID levels would be DEFLATION. People like you deserve to stay poor, I can only imagine how many credit cards your dumbass owns just to stay afloat in day to day life. I genuinely hope you lose everything in this stock market crash and fucking kill yourself.
>>60156815Thats kind of what I was thinking. If things do recover i atleast got something in while they were down but if it drops further i can buy more later this week.
>>60156387ignorance is strength, its called retard strength they are very strong, like ape strong.
>>60156811>no SGOLnigga.....
all the other forums on the internet have started mass posting the suicid hotlilne number to get ready for tomorrow
>>60156835No I make over 40k, but half the country makes under it. I do property management. It's comfy and better than something soul crushing like retail or food industry shit.
>>60156829>you're going to burn in hellLiterally cannot be worse than this
>>60156836We don't make anything China wants
>>60156723>>60156737trump posted a tiktok on his truth social that word for word copied a /pol/ thread saying he intends to cause a deflationary spiral so they can refinance the debt. they even lied about warren buffet saying he agrees with the plan. warren buffet had to issue a statement to correct it.they really are this retarded.>>60156768either way>demand go down>recession happen
This scam pump is an excellent short opportunity.
>>60156862no you dontyou already outed yourself twice lmao
>>60156827Shouldn't have locked down the economy then over a fucking flu. Karmas a bitch.
>>60156851I'd say now and on Wednesday will be the biggest changesafterwards the tariffs will be in place so most of the drop should have already happened
>>60156833Oh, I thought I was talking to paid shills and I just forgot that bears exist..... carry on.
>>60156679we won't get to hear a lot of them go bankrupt
>>60156846the very idea any country should intentionally create deflation is absolutely retardedif you don't even understand why it's retarded than you are a moron
>>60156860>/smg/ tells you how to commit suicide instead we are so based
>>60156491... well? any tips?
>>60155996>LET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOORLET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOOR
>>60156874Trump was president during lockdowns, dumbass. JPow is a Trump appointee.
>>60156865basedbeans>>60156874pretty sure trump was president at that time.
>>60156838Increasing incomes literally increases inflation. Jerome Powell even openly admitted he wanted to lower inflation by going after wage increases and the labor force. Yeah, great guy and awesome "soft landing" he pulled off there.
>>60156865Consumers
>>60156846Hey retard, do you understand what deflation does for loans? Do you understand why deflation is fucking awful for economies and people in general?
>>60156873I don't make much more than 40k but I do. I don't have anything in the market right now because I sold too early desu. I'm waiting to get back in and there's no fucking way I'm buying tomorrow. I'll probably buy back in a week or so from now.
>>60156874Who was the president in 2020.
AND I'M FREEFREE FALLIN'YEAH I'M FREEFREE FALLIN'
>>60156864Stop being dramatic and get down from the roof.
So how bad is tomorrow going to be? I'm fully bag holding, and literally fucked. I have about 30k between cash and my emergency fund, my Canadian TFSA is maxed out and can't contribute anymore, so I would have to make a cash account and get fucked with taxes if I was to transfer like 20k of what I have left to buy the dip and leave 10k as a bare minimum emergency fund.
>>60156860Kek
you can literally just filter this shill btw, he's fucking pink
>>60156898Genuinely one of the best if not the best of all of his appointees
>>60156874>Shouldn't have locked down the economy then over a fucking flu.Yeah Trump is a fucking retard for doing that too.
>>60156604>pump to levels no one wants to payno one drives downtown, there's too much traffic
well, the drop seems to have stopped
>>60156887Right, because prices going up hundreds of percent every year and pricing everyone out of the middle class is surely healthy and totally normal? Fucking dumb shit. Recessions are a completely normal and healthy part of any given business cycle.
>>60156923The market is going to dump at open but if you have cash and buy after the dump, you won't feel the pain. Great wealth opportunity.
>>60156726No no, you don't understand. It's a blind. Cramer knows of the Inverse Cramer strategy. He knows that whatever he says, the opposite will come true. Meaning, he's deliberately trying to change this, and go against his gut instinct, which is the true indicator. Due to fate, the market will crash 20% tomorrow, exactly as he said. And the second Great Depression will begin because Jim Cramer was right.
>>60156871>trump posted a tiktok on his truth social that word for word copied a /pol/ thread saying he intends to cause a deflationary spiral so they can refinance the debtOMG CONSERVATIVES FFS YOU DONT REFINANCE A NATION YOUR REFINANCE CONSUMER DEBT, A NATION YOU SAY FUCK OFF AND THROW A BOMB ON THEIR HEAD HOLY SHIT CONSERVATIVES AND THE REST OF THE UNIPARTY JUST CRY EVERY TIME JEWS AND ISRAEL DONT GET WHAT THEY WANT
>>60156877Ill check again on wednesday morning and see whats going on. Ive got about 2500 to play with right now. Appreciate the advice dude
>>60156179>I already have those things. I meant stocks.Do you own nods and have you trained with them? If no, then ngmi
i have two grand loaded up going for a moonshot. do i buy calls on UVIX and SPXS or am i buying puts on alibaba, coinbase, and robinhood? dont care about losing it. figured id ask you degenerates
>>60156908in an inflationary event, wages increase, but you don't want to have a wage->inflation feedback. that's the whole job of the fed. this is fed 101
Green by tomorrow
>>60156940>>60156604lmao
This will happen tomorrow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAjEW2zgs_o
https://cleantechnica.com/2025/04/05/china-just-turned-off-u-s-supplies-of-minerals-critical-for-defense-cleantechthey took our rocks
>>60156902>>60156915Pretty sure lockdowns were conducted on a state level, with some of the largest economies like California and New York going full lock down on their citizens. Or did your NPC programming just completely overwrite that part of history?
>>60156953>buying at measly 28% dropnope i ain't buying
>>60156945anon why would anybody spend any money outside of the absolutely necessary when money itself is gaining value?
>>60156993>with some of the largest economies like California and New York going full lock down on their citizensLITERALLY DIDNT HAPPEN T. NY RESIDENTU JUST COULDNT GO TO A RESTAUWANT WITHOUT A VAX CARD U COULD PRINT ONE OR STOP EATING PLASTIC FOOD WITH DYKES AND SPICE
>>60156959Don't tell me you don't have $30b to refinance US debt.
>>601568403200 EOM feasible after recent pullback. Oil going lower too, VIX at retarded levels >>60156855Never into’d that one looks solid though. Really anything that tracks gold should be fine even physical if you wanna pay a premium to buy a little 1 oz coin worth $3300 prob not gonna find a dealer that will sell it at spot unless you know a guy. I know Costco was generating a lot of physical sales not sure if that’s still going on
There is no way to actually lose in a stock market, if it dumps, you buy, if it pumps, you celebrate.
>>60156945Unless you're in Argentina or whatever inflation isn't hundreds of percentages. Stop acting like a child.
>>60156944>people actually belive the fed will cut rates despite what Powell saidThe market is literally stupid huh
>>60157033>$30bWait, I meant 30 trillion.Silly me.
>>60156993He implemented numerous travel bans. Trump outright implemented the "15 days to slow the spread" campaign from the CDC.https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51857462
>>60156874lol, this was trump you fucking braindead sheep.literally living in 1984 where people just rewrite history from only a few years ago. you both know and remember trump was in power. but somehow you can say with full conviction it was the fault of "the enemy". your chant on economics has basically become "weakness is strength" at this point. genuinely brainwashed.
Oh rocker actually made an update video
>>60156945anon, a recession is not deflation
>>60157039This is the real answer. Faggots shouldn't care about the politics, more if they benefit from the more drastic changes than normal.
>>60156913>Deflation bad>But inflation increasing exponentially hundreds of percent for infinity is totally OKCool argument. Now tell me more about your brokie debtmaxxed artificial lifestyle financed by low interest rate loans, you fucking parasite.
>>60157038>3200 EOMI maintain my position that it will hit 3500 or close by the end of the month.People are still not taking Trump seriously and they still think that he won't pull the trigger on Thursday.We are not priced in yet
>>60157000your going to regret saying that anon-kun. Look behind you. *teleports behind you* *shoves hand up ass and puppets anon**forces anon to buy at -28%*
>>60156646you are fucking retarded>>60156846you are also fucking retarded
>>60157056I don't think its even that, I think its just retail investor retards buying le dip before the markets open, under the assumption that it's gonna go back to green
>>60157060Yeah 15 days, not nearly three fucking years. Nice try dipshit.
>>60157093just filter the retards
>>60156391Suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
NEW @_@ !!!>>60157099>>60157099>>60157099>>60157099
>>60157107>>60157107>>60157107new bread
So how bad is it anon? I'm down 7% YTD.
CRSH and DIPS to go inverse TSLA and NVDA and collect a comfy monthly divvy. Tesla inverse more likely to pay off its going back to 150 before the market bottoms TSLZ etc
>>60157077These aren't real hardened stock market investors. Real investors don't shit their pants when something happens, quite the opposite. Stock market investors want happenings.
>>60157093>1 post by this IDNo one is talking to you. Kill yourself.
>>60157103Bait used to be believable.
>>60157078>financed by low interest rate loansand you're a trump supporter? the man who has gone bankrupt how many times? (this means he failed to pay back his loans, in case you are too dumb to follow)
>>60157110>>60157113come on man, don't thread split now
Japan here. Got out 6 months ago (too early, but still), and I've been slurping every day.Every X% the market crashes, I buy Y amount of my hand-picked stocks. I'm still nowhere close to being all in
60156728>doubles down on delusion>projects even harderNo (you) because there is something wrong with you. Coping and seething on 4chan isn't helping. You need to seek professional help.
>>60156846>she thinks working to bring inflation down to 2% is deflationlmao
>>60157164>>60157165Stay poor credit card brokies. God willing you lose absolutely everything in this stock market crash.
>>60157305Literally the exact opposite of what I said. Learn to read you low IQ ESL dipshit.
>>60157217which stocks?
>>60157331i dont even own credit card. but one day i will have a massive loan for a mortgage. just like your favorite politician.if you actually believed in trump you would put your money where your mouth is and buy some stocks thinking you're going to get rich in a few weeks. but you wont do that. because you dont believe its going to work. nor do you care. youve become a human bot at this point. going to biz for damage control for trump. with no care about your personal gains or loses, or even your country. just your cult leader.
>>60157435TYO: 9434 for dividendsTYO: 5253 for the big 2x bet5253 is very healthy and expanding, recently they announced they're gonna release a game, if it's gacha they're gonna make a shitton of money
>>60157494Interesting. I've been sitting on some yen since it was cheap. Might yolo cover corp.
I don't want to wake up tomorrow bros...
I’m waking up with a grin
it's at 4 again
I want stocks to crash 90% desu. Easy free money.
