We're So Fucked Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60159870
First for popcorn
SQQQGODS
>>60162383
First for rate cuts.
linus wishes america good riddance
>>60162383>sub 60 crudethe ride is just starting
Shouldn't you americans be sleeping still? Why are the threads so lively?
no suicide hotline?
Fuck it, I'm selling my stocks and joining Bobo to go bear on the US
>>60162383We're already recovering, retards. doomfagging bobofags lost big time
Death to America
Let the bodies hit the floor
>>60162411>not staying up 24/7ngmi
>>60162383Buy now or buy later?
>>60162383>buy at the peaks>sell at the bottomAm I doing it right?
Is it me or the US futures are completely fake and gay? No way it just opens in the -3.x%
Today I almost shorted, so we'll definitely bounce this week.
>>60162412There is no help coming.
>>60162431they keep slurping them, they opened at -5%
>>60162431wtfhappenedin1971.com
Vanguards so shittyGet back up so I can buuuuuy
>mfw want it to dip lower before I buy
>>60162418Would you recommend LSD or mushrooms?
Today I almost sharted, so we'll definitely bounce this week.
Why are people freaking out? You should have seen this coming.
This is a nothingburger, -3% down is a crash? Just say you faggots are TDS shills
>>60162383So below 60$, lng producers get fucked, below 55$ every texas oil rig goes belly up and I guess OPEC puts on some breaker before 50$ ?
Anyone with half a brain could see the market was overvalued. Quantum stocks, space companies, crypto stocks doing bond offering to buy more BTC. All these shit stocks worth billions with no sales or revenue to warrant such lofty valuations. Yeah the market is crashing as an excuse from tariffs but it was due a correction.t. Shorted IONQ and RGTI since January and getting paid for my patience
>-9% across portfolio
>>60162456>not worshipping my senile E-daddy when he does retarded shit time after time is just MUH TDS!!!
>>60162418it was short lived
>>60162472it already happened 2 times before
>>60162471Cry harder. We'll be ATH by end of year and this country will be better off. I'm willing to risk my portfolio for that.
this is all because of china, trump is obsessed with china, he sees it as the nu japan, he is willing to destroy everything if it means china hurts too, america has basically given up beating china in the market place and now like a nigga is throwing everything on the floor and throwing chairs at glass windows
>>60162478nobody cares about your portfolio bro
>>60162478sorry retard we’re headed for another Great Depression
>>60162456My portfolio is already down 8% today and like 30% this year. That’s pain
>>60162456buddy look at VIX computersince it's a tranime picture youre probably just a troll fag though
>>60162484Ok>>60162487Keep saying that. -20% isnt a depression, it's worth it in the long run. Unironically trust the plan, work with me here.
A great big beautiful depression
>>60162472Market's aren't even open
do it
GOOOD MORRNING BOBONAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rh8gMvzPw0
My friends who are very invested in stocks haven't said anything in the group chat the last few days.
>>60162498oh you’re actually just a retard
4 hours and 30 mind left...
Thankfully I put my entire portfolio into the Serbian stock market
>>60162508Perhaps you are. The stock market is overinflated and unironically fake anyways. Just sell and buy back at the bottom. It's all fucking fake anyways.
>>60162507call them
the markets want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>60162504>EU markets left with shitcos selling flowers and applesKek
>>60162520>it’s all fake anyway I don’t care I’m taking my ball and going home MIGA capitulation cry
>>60162504Ban US advertisers and FAANG and the US will gigacrash
>>60161345Foreign investment already dried up in China, meanwhile the US is getting many billions. The conversation is about re-shoring industry much of which is in China. The people running the show right now are in US bonds. This is USA's game to lose.
>>60162481It seems to me that China is closer to the USA that we are let to believe. The USA is willing to destroy everything they stand for in order to stop China.
>>60162534>MIGASo cringe
If you go down by 5pc every day you'll never hit zeroTrust the plan
>>60162545I hope you’re ready to enlist to fight Iran tranny
>>60162544Scorched earth policy. Based.
>>60162539this only works if Trump doesn't try to fuck with the Fed (he will)
>>60162481it's like holding a lighter in a room filled with gasoline and just doing it
This whole thing is a economic chimp out because trump is afraid of china
>panic sold with a loss of -7%
Fuck it. I am cashing everything i own out and putting it in bear. Fuck all this
The worst thing is that the market has shown to not price in the actual tariffs when they get announced. Once the EU pushes them the market shits itself again.And predictiable Trump will retaliate in some form and the market will shit itself again. And now repeate the same thing with every other major market.
tariff FAANG, american ads in the EUI hope the fucking eurocucks take this seriously and shit down the baboon's throat, how long are we going to take all these insults, say please and thank you to the European Union motherfucker
>THE STOCK MARKET get over yourselves you pathetic fools. Go for a run or do something productive
>>60162383Be honest, how bad is it gonna be today?
/BIZ/ I WANT YOU OUT IN THE 'LOG AND MAKE IT PINK RIGHT NOWWE GOT TOURIST WHO WANT TO DANCE AROUND THE PINK FIELDS
>>60162579conservative estimate is tripping the first circuit breaker, retail is just going to instadump on open
>>60162579Bad but not as bad as you thought.
Bottom is in. Dig in, lads.
non-stockholders really go to the money board and talk about how money doesn't matterthat should be a bannable offense, no posting in smg without 10k in stocks
>>60162579Yes.>>60162586Not your personal army.
>>60162591you're high off your own sharts
>>60162591>repeated the increasingly nervous SOXL holder
>>60162566The USA now wants to be like China. :PThey want Chinese companies to establish factories on the USA so they can learn/steal from them, like China did but in reverse.
What do you frens like for leveraged betting? Options? Futures? Turbos?
Wednesday is when the China + first EU tariffs are applied right?
How bad is it going to be? Today, circuit, and so on so on so on. FuckBut I mean this, all of this in total?I tried to cope it would be like Covid, then 2008, then dot com, 87, but come on, it cant be 29 right?
>>60162595>Not your personal army.YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE AFTER YOUR STONKS PROLAPSENOW GIT TO IT THE OTHER BOARDS WANT THEIR CIRCUSNOWNOWNOW!!
>>60162591>he thinks this is the bottom
>>60162591lmaoing @ the europoors that missed the dip this morning
I lost 15% of my portfolio. Guess I will just have to wait a few years to recoup loses. I'm in for the long game haha-ha-ha
>>60162604But then why the fuck would you be open to negociate and lift tariffs? China will just pump it's shit thru Vietnam or India.
why tf was tsla at 210 and is now back to 222
>>60162607china already said their pieceeveryones waiting for europe
is it just me or are pharmaceuticals immune to market forces other than assholes shorting penny stocks
Bold prediction: no circuit breakerDown 6 and a bit and crab all day
>>60162608it will be resolved before midterms, don't worry too much
>>60162608Buddy look at vix computer. We are already at covid levels and the pain has not even set in yet. This is worse than covid. Or at least it could be if the retarded cheeto doesnt back off. I assume the glowies are screwing on their suppressors right now and waiting for the order
SLURPSLURP FOR YOUR LIIIIIIVES
>>60162587Oh man, this is going to be the first circuit breaker for a bunch of retail traders isn't it?
>>60162383>do nothing>come out on topEnjoy watching your fake money dissapear, lil nigga.
>>60162635Dead cat bounce
>>60162624down 7% until 3pm and then a cheeky crash to 18% right before close
>>60162622Yeah but they aren't applied until wednesday.Europe first tariffs responding to steel tariffs will be annonced now and applied wednesday. They plan a second wave of tariffs targeting USA digital services by the end of the month.
just got off the phone with a trump team insider, hell is coming, liquidate your portfolio before 3 pm
Ok I sold last week and locked in some profits.How do I play as bear safely? Just hold some short ETFS like SQQQ?
could it be any more obvious that this depression is timed to make trump look incompetent? its been in the works for 2 decades now
>>60162635im slurping that big gulp NVDA
kek
>>60162554Powell is running up on the end of his 14 year term right? Maybe something will happen then.
>>60162632>We are already at covid levels
>>60162608It's much worse than Covid. Covid was in essence a nothingburger based on a temporary disruption to the global economy. What we're dealing with here is the US president deliberately muzzling global trade in what seems a deliberate and long term action designed to cause harm and division. This will spiral out so much harder than Covid.
>>60162670It's a literal nothingburger, you niggas are the once crashing this shit with your fear.
>tfw sold everything at basically the peak because I was buying an apartmentFirst time I don't get raped when some nonsense like this happens.
>>60162670
>>60162412DOGE cut funding to it
>>60162675vix futures are at 50 right now, youre looking at the non futures
>>60162412no crying in the casino bud
>>60162678look at this person blaming trump like a simple tariff is causing global trade to collapse
I'm ready boys
Sold a few days before the crash. Not buying back until congress starts pushing back against this lunatic.
VIX TO 1002 BREAKERS HIT BEFORE 12PUTGODS WONNED
it's gonna stop falling any moment right?
>>60162684>buying an apartmenta whole apartment complex or did you sell your pennystocks for only a year of being a rentoid?
holy fuck kek soxl baggies
>>60162598>>60162612Obviously I only mean the local bottom.
>>60162683Just enjoying the show.
Everyone mocked the Kims for the mass starvation in North Korea in the 1990s and early 2000s. But that was a small sacrifice for the extreme prosperity of Juche Korea today.
SWEDEN YES
hey /biz/ first time poster here. mid term lurker.can i get QRD on this?
>>60162411I literally woke up in a cold sweat and can't go back to sleep.
>>60162722See >>60162443
>>60162688bro, the line is right there at 54. The point is that it is not near COVID highs.
>>60162722retard in charge is liquidating the line and markets are getting raped
There is a massacre going on in Europe right now. Thank you America.
TESLA IS A HEDGE
buddy apple computer is under 180
my local currency is deflating in comparison to usd and eurme thinks its slurp time bros
>>60162722trumpty dumpty sharted his pants
Know that MIGAtards, every single one will become public enemy number one. The actual struggle sessions wont be fun at all
>>60162731how come my vix doesnt show it hit 80 THOUGHis it just averaging the month? Shitty fucking graph
>>60162745Based and milkshake theory pilled.
>>60162722Jackass placed tariffs and is continuing to double down, now we are headed for a crash
I want it to fall EVEN FURTHER. Btw the full tariffs dont go into effect until WEDNESDAY.
idk, just feels like another nothingburger
>>60162722>can i get QRD on this?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60162758And the EU still have to response.
>>60162759sometimes things happen actually
>>60162747settle down boomer, dont you have a soros funded protest to go to?yes i want to see your 401k burn to the ground and then bathe in the ashes.
>>60162722markets shitting their pants over a blanket tariff that congress has the full power to override going into a midtermthere was probably something already brewing, but tariffs were an excuse to dump
>>60162683>thing happening before our eyes>Ignore it, it's nothingWhat is this phenomena called?
is drumf the dumbest world leader since emperor hirohito
>>60162747MAGA communism will make all libs say ''thank you donald trump'' before they beat them to death with copies of the art of the deal, you're living in a rigth wing communist cultural revoltution basedboy
>>60162608the world economy never recovered from the 08 crash. its all been smoke and mirrors since then. people can't handle that truth. the powers that be want to keep their planes and yachts and instawhores so they desperately try to keep the scam going. >90% of gains to the top 1%what could go wrong?
>>60162747You lost tho LMAOI'd live on the fucking streets if it meant people like you get to suffer worse than me
economic collapse would be nice then everyone has to suffer instead of only me
>>60162769i thought they would have said something over the weekend but its become to clear to me that they are panicking i have no idea wtf to do.EU went all in on globalism and its backfiring now.
>tfw failed the t212 etp exam
can circuit breakers work pre/post market?
>>60162383Damn, futures is already going down again
Are you HOOKED?
>>60162796yes, but its for futures trading not "real" trading
How im moving when the bell opens
>>60162785NTA but do you think your average anon own's stocks?most people dont even have the capital to do it. The market crashing is causing rich fags to lose billions and im here for it.
>>60162796there's never enough volume to ever come close, but technically yes
>>60162800NO FUTURE
>>60162791The EU countries are meeting today to come up with a brilliant plan to counter the beautiful tariffs. We all know that they will fuck it up and down we go.
true /smg/ers will buy 100k$ of SQQQ on margin on open
>>60162813>The market crashing is causing rich fags to lose billions and im here for it.>market ios operated by rich fagsUhm...
just a few more hours until it opens again... i'm scared bros...
>>60162803YOU GOT HOOOOOOOOOOOKED
Does scoopsie still post here? Did he sell his TQQQ in time?
>>60162722Line goes down, doubleplusungood.
>>60162591yeah starting to look very bullish. just like that 50% of the dump was wiped out and even us is almost green
JUST IN: Thailand stock exchange temporarily bans short selling
Mods should just pin /smg/ and add a thread theme
>>60162836fuck off nigger
>>60162809Don't do it. Just wait it out until the end of the day and make your decision tomorrow.
>>60162836Thread themehttps://youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg
>>60162836thread themehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L4KIxqTYGGI&pp=ygUOYm9tYmVyIGJhcmJhcmE%3D
What if the drop is actually institutions that were long suddenly sold and on top of that opened a short position? Wouldnt that cause a huge bounce if they went long again and closed their short?
How did he know?
TRUST THE PLAN GUYS
>CBOE's VIX page is down
>>60162860He always knows. He's a savant.
say thank you
>>60162863I'M TRYING!
...BTC will be ok right?
>>60162836thread theme https://youtu.be/8OyBtMPqpNY?si=For1ptW97xtkMAya
>>60162866
>>60162836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAl9cchQacbecause 2008 recession vibes
>>60162777willful blindness
>>60162871Depends on how badly the markets need liquidity.
>>60162860>Orange nigger is getting do everything he actually wants this term?>Dump it
No crying in the casinoActual thread theme should be https://youtu.be/bkvOvBOP3MU
>>60162863>>60162870TRUST HARDER
4 hours left before the gates open...
>>60162835POST A LINK YOU FUCKING RETARDputting>BREAKINGor>JUST INdoesn't make your lies and bullshit true
>>60162866holy shit youre rightwhat a disaster
>>60162890RETAIL WILL PISS AND SHIT THEIR PANTS -6% ON OPEN
>>60162871>the whole world falls>US is uninvestable>local markets are destroyedWhere else are they gonna go? Gold and btc. But in a crash like this gold and btc first has to dump because the financial rape victims need cash here and now
Nothing ever happens
>>60162770Yeah, just not this time.
>>60162860he has a fully developed prefrontal cortext, unlike most people.
>>60162906oh, never mind, you're a botthanks for giving me everything i needed to filter you
please can he just invade canada already so france can nuke us the minute a us soldier sets foot in quebec
AAAAH BOTTOM IS OUT
>>60162622it's already priced in
>>60162912forgot there are ids so I cant samefagsad
>they keep slurping futures
>>60162902Yeah this was my thinking also, divested all my equities last week but felt like BTC and Gold will be ok long term.
>>60162931If it's actually priced in we'd be crabbing right now after the initial shock and not dropping for 3 days straight.
>>60162819KEK, that's the end result of too much bureaucracy, lots of talk and nothing gets fucking done. >>60162824i think you dont understand that most Gen z and even some millennials voted for this shit. Im just wondering what the psyops that come after will be. Last time this happened with occupy wall street all the tranny shit came after.
>>60162891n response to recent tariff policy changes that have triggered global market downturn, the Board of Governors (BoG) of The Stock Exchange of Thailand (SET) today approved the temporary measures as detailed below to mitigate potential volatility and provide investors with opportunity for assessment and analysis to support their investment decision-making. In this connection, the Board of Directors of Thailand Futures Exchange pcl (TFEX) concurrently approved corresponding trading measures. https://mondovisione.com/media-and-resources/news/set-to-implement-temporary-measures-on-ceiling-and-floor-limits-dynamic-price-ban-202547/
>>60162932You already failed storming in here like the gestapo after months of zeroposting.
SOXL finally hit the bottom?
>>60162718this but unironically
EU needs to apply a 40% counter-tariff and stop being a wuss
>>60162431>No way it just opens in the -3.x%Asia futures were -5% and opened at -10%, take from that what you will
>>60162769>eu response
predictions on what trump will say when he and benjamin go live around 7pm gmt today?
>>60162949I have no fucking idea what any of that means but sure I would reset my router but its not worth it I can just shit up the thread without same fagging
>>60162958Asian countries observed Qingming festival on last Friday so the markets were closed. They're just catching up to the Friday dump.
>>60162955eu needs an embargo
>>60162961TARIFFS ARE ALREADY WORKING GUYS, TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE BIG UGLY DEFICIT IS SOLVED
green by open
>>60162863Crashing this plane, with no survivors!
>>60162961take your medstariffs now, tariffs forever
>>60162961>your questions are stupid the tariffs are beautiful
I JUST SAW MY PORTFOLIO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 5 MONTHS AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAHAHHEIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
I should become a plumber
>>60162961he will say something retarded that will make the market hit the circuit breaker
>Trump has six bankruptcies due to stupid business decisions>Says that he will run the country like a business>Americans elect Trump as president>Bankrupts the country (and the whole world as well why not)Why are Americans so retarded?
we need a 1000x leverage short etf
If we drop 20% I'll fucking cum
how bad does it have to be for the banks to fail
>>60162668TRUST THE PLANQ>>60162787Das right fellow MIGApede! Let‘s all get poor to own dem trannies and libs!>>60162857YOU NEED TO TRUST THE PLAN!TRUMPS GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT!DO NOT OVERTHINK LIKE THOSE EDUCATED LIBTARDS DO!
caan anyone explain why eu markets didn't hit circuit breaker like japan or taiwan? do you think amerilards will?
>>60162961He will lower Israel's tariffs to 0. "Be like Israel, capitulate, and good things will happen"
>>60162987"He didn't mean it"
>>60162383imagine defending the marriage between retirement and the sp 500
>>60162987>mfw the fate of the worlds economy was in the hand of MIGA boomers
>>60162983dangerously based>>60162979kek>>60162970also based
>>60162988Good idea. You should put one up.
>>60162995See >>60162968
>>60162955They will do targetted tariffs to cause the most pain in red states and districts.
Bearchads just keep winning
>>60162997he also fucked israel stock
>>60163008Total bourbon death
>>60162995do eu markets even have circuit breakers
>>60162813And 401k?
as warren buffet once said (pbuh) buy when theres blood in the streets
>tfw dumped everything into bonds
>>60162608>>60162678>>60162690>>60162785What this really is, is Trump purposefully blowing up the US to take down China with it.Trump realizes the US is in terminal decline, and if things stayed the way they were, China would dominate the world. So he said fuck it and did what the soviets should have done in '89. Now the entire global stock market will go to zero and China will have to deal with the rest of the world imploding around it and actually have to do things
>>60162995ameritards could easily hit at least the first breaker that comes at a 7% drop, it all depends on what trump decides to tweet, if it’s another ONLY THE WEAK WILL FAIL yeah it will plummet
>>60163027I'll be buying when we have 2008-like suicides from skyscrapers
>>60162979>israel tariffs will be refunded
>>60163024germany fell by 10% btw
Don't expect the EU to retaliate so soon.
>>60162863HANK TOUGH
>>60163036>t-the rich people will lose eventually r-right sisters?
>>60163033God, I hope he tanks the fucking market even more. I’ve been waiting for this.
The EU should make it legal to rob every American tourist from their money. They don't have guns here so shaking them down as compensation would be easy.
>>60162993>>60162993>>60162993guys I need to know can it happen
>>60163040yuro politicians are such subhumans it's insane500% tariffs instantly would have fixed this
Fake and gay futures pump, or is there any news?
>>60163043Prepare you anus mumu as the coming rearending won't be pretty
>>60163040>the US government is still signaling its willingness to engage in talks
>>60162718>>60162951Unironically these.
>>60163054Remember the last time banks failed?
>>60163062>from - 4% to - 3%We pumping, golden bullrun confirmed
So Shit and Piss will experience, what, a 3-4% drop? That's not TOO bad...
>>60163040EU cucks backing down like usual. They are all talk the talk but no action
>tariffs are big and beautiful, they are perfect>If I could have sex with tariffs I would do the nasty, all day, it would be amazing
>>60163040Of course the germans will undermine us, fucking cucks, they only care about their car industry and will kill us all if it means they can sell more overpriced overengineered shitboxes.
>Trump: We're on track to fully eliminate capital gains tax in 2025
bros I can't sleepI can't wait for IT IS SO OVER/WE ARE SO BACK momentums as the board moves along the dips and downs
>>60163013What does the bear mean?
>>60163040So what happens when Trump says Europe has to start buying Ford trucks for the tariffs to drop?
>>60163088I'm probably going to load myself up with stimulants and stay up as close as possible 24/7 this entire week. This is a decade.
>>60163086
>>60163086>5 trillion dollars of extra spending by lowering taxes>also eliminate cap gainszimbabwe currency, 300% debt to gdp incoming
>>60162383I made 130% this year.
vix going down futures going up bobo got to cocky
>>60163079at least wait until after the “reciprocal” tariffs on april 9th that will literally rape american grocery stores
>>60162987>implying the country wasn't already bankrupt
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Hello everybody that lost a lot of money.I would like you all to resign.
>>60162383so when does it stop going down? i'm new to thisi hope to ideally make my money back by next week or so
>>60163109The raping will be huge and perfectThe most I've ever seen
>>60163123>so when does it stop going down?he doesnt know
>>60162860historic high P/Es were not some secret. i also have been stacking cash because unlike most of biz i buy low, not high. how dipshits we're buying 100k btc and 6200 sp500 i dont get. I turned my 401k investment back on for the first time this year april 1st.
>>60163109Semiconductor tariffs due to start soon as well, right after the fucking window licking mong repealed the CHIPS Act
>>60163123sexy cat
>>60163123when the mossad spies poison lil donny
>>60163040I hate Germans so fucking much. Let's do nothing. Great plan.
Jaguar and Land Rover cars is temporarily pausing shipments to the US due tariffs, per Reuters
>>60163123>clueless retards bumbling in asking when the bottom is in so they can buy Le dip hard bear signal
Babys first market "crash".
>>60163123Soon xi jinping will say he was wrong and trump is a big genius and we will rally to 10,000 S&P 500 within days. Also iran will merge with israel and there will be peace in the middle east.
>>60163085thats really the biggest flaw of eu that most of the countries have no power at all in the decision making. honestly incredible so many countries agreed to this as it started expanding from a trade system to a discount usa
>>60163123There are spots of resistance, fat chance making your money Back tho, we bag holding this shit at least a year
>>60162383i started at boeing one year ago. how my luck is this bad
>>60163143actually i'm hoping it can go back up so i can sell
>>60163144go to bed grandpa
>>60163116>pls pls pls dont seww we sowwy duh mawkets are taking a big dumpy wumpy :(
>>60163111It literally wasn't. Digital services are the best way to make money and USA have an almost total monopoly. They don't count on trade balance so it look fucked but in fact it's USA who was fucking everyone else, every thirdie was a cuck to America and somehow it's a bad thing? Like wtf, why would you want to destroy that
HEDGE FUNDS OUT
>>60163104on what news?
>>60163123I suspect we'll "bottom out" around the time the DOW hits the mid 20,000s. By then unemployment in the US will probably be around 15-16% and growing, the Dollar will be seen as a toxic asset and more countries will go to the Euro and Yuan for their reserves, and we'll end up in another couple of years of stagflation.
>>60163136I have 50,000 set aside, when this is done crashing whenever what do I buy?Also, should I buy 5k gold and silver now?
>>60163163retail baggies catching a falling knife confirmed
>>60163100joke went over your head m8
>>60163116Don't do it anon.
>>60163141USA got the world by the balls. Only Russia and China are free (for now).
>>60163123The people running the corporations cannot be displaced from their positions.They are terrible at managing the positions.There won't be an improvement economically nor anywhere so long as they remain in their positions.
>>60163162>pay 5000 dollars for my ebook on how to sell 5000 dollar ebooks to idiots ....>print asstons of money>economy temporarily boomswhat could go wrong?
>>60163157Sleeping is unprofitable.
>>60163163>sold everythingLmao
>>60163163Chinese one, and they got raped last night, any American ones cracking yet?
has any leader ever destroyed their own country in such a short time in office? might be a record
>>60162813about 2/3 of americans have some sort of IRA/401k which invests in the stock market
just wait until trump bombs iran and oil spikes
>>60163168as if, donnie is out the moment the dollar reserve currency is under threat. and by '' out '' i mean in any style
>>60162813I barely have any investments myself.
>>60163162have to wonder why they wouldn't count that
>>60163200he wouldn't do that
>>60163198the average migatard is an unemployed doomer
Not sure if they will allow it but I'm calling Schwab to see if they'll give me perms for this 4 day expiration sqqq put I want to do.
>>60163170a low fee index fund. sp500, VTI, VTSAW are all fine. If you're still 20+ years out from cashing in a mix of small, mid, large, and mega cap is fine too. what brokerage you use will determine the specific ticker
>>60162987>have like 300 businesses>bankrupt 6>he is a heckin failureIf I gave you a million you'd lose it in 6 months.
>>60163168bro there is no fucking safe haven in a global trade war
>>60163196that english pm that lasted less than a cabbage
most confusing thing was that all markets were in sync. just like they all dropped 5+% as if it was all the same market
Another Anon posted this yesterday. I wonder how he is going to do today?
>>60163211>he can't sell putshuh?
>>60163227uh oh
what the fuck is happening in south africa?
>>60163220>safe havenGold
>>60163222england survived, that’s the difference
>>60163224Stop paying attention.
>>60163088Same. It's 4am and I'm wondering if I should just get up. Got a bottle of concerta calling my name
How is this considered a crash if, when you zoom out, this drop looks to be much smaller in size than other drops in the past couple of years? Why weren't they considered crashes back then? Are people just overreacting because they dislike Trump? Genuine question.
>>60163227>those big dumpskek, wonder what retarded options he was holdingwith 2 mill just buy 60 40 stock bonds and don't even bother looking at your account you already won
>>60163230I want to buy a put, haven't touched options on Schwab before.
>>60163234Faggots are now selling gold because they need money.
>>60163220copper
>>60163142Land Rovers are ass anyway
if you believe there isn't another leg down after only two red days and 12 straight hours of global markets opening at 5%-10% down, all before nyse open, you're brushing your teeth with fent
>>60163234nah not reallymaybe the inflation bonds if the US doesnt default>>60163249crashing too
>>60163208He's been talking a lot of shit about bombing them the last few weeks, more than usual even. He's also one who, when presented with the idea that he's doing wrong, is liable to try something completely different and even more insane and that could be him bombing Iran and saying "it's all part of the plan, Iran is cheating us on oil, lots of oil, oil, love that word oil, we have oil but the Iranians have oil too and they tell other people, not smart people, to make their oil expensive and we have oil but they have oil too so we have to bomb them so they make the oil cheap, cheap and good for America, oil."
>>60163247the perfect time to buy gold
>>60163220canned foodtoilet paper
>>60163204why?
>>60163216Thanks.
>>60163196Adolf.
>>60163246you should need no special permissions to buy puts, they are defined lossbut IV is already very high, the premium probably wont be worth it
>>60163116well they're correctworking class (aka weak hands who cant hold assets for long) always suffer
>>60163249Go away, Ea-Nasir!
>>60163255That's one of my bets exactly.
Safe havens of ancient times is soaps and cereal companiesAlso mcdonalds, despite being fast food they are the cheapest
>>60163265his country didn’t collapse in hitler’s first hundred days
>>60163040my dream scenario euro retaliation strategy->import/export controls on Tesla and Tesla components>local xitter employees and thiel-funded acolytes based in the EU arrested on spurious charges>palantir blocked for spurious reasons (data safety or some shit idc)>shoot down starlink satellites>euro military cooperation with israel permanently ended>10000% giga tariff on chud red states whilst offering local free trade deals to shitlib states
>>60163151I don't really have that much time to wait unfortunately.Is there a way i can use "options" to make my money back?Chatgpt said "I can't help you with that." like what? This is the kind of bullshit that keeps rich people rich.
>>60163266>but IV is already very high, the premium probably wont be worth itDamn I really don't know what I'm doing I just figured the markets going down so leverage on a short but then I guess I'll just buy sqqq?
BREAKING: Jim Cramer has said: Now is not a time to panic
>>60163208Over half of all operational B-2s are forward deployed to Diego Garcia and massive amounts of air defence assets have been pulled into the middle east. These are not good signs.
>>60163293I mean you're kinda late with all these moves but I'd say buying SQQQ would be better than putsyou can even buy right now in pre-market
>>60163287Trust me that you shouldn't use options on doomsday, those should be processed a week before and when you are a trading god
>>60163272They are blocking you from trading?
>>60163259It is.
Generational wealth right here. NVDA will be back above $100. AI, self driving, robotics, data centres all require state of the art NVDA gpus. They aren't going nowhere when they have moat and will be 10T company in 5 years time.
>>60163281shitlib states that support massive immigration into Europe. they want Europe flooded with immigrants. I wish Europeans would stop thinking American liberals are their friends.
>>60163305That looks like an overload error, ie too many attempting to look at vanguard website
>>60163318wait two more hours then you will see the best slurp
The commerce secretary is trying to crash the market
>>60163154I pray to the actual God that this is bait.
KEK
>>60163318Just keep slurping! retard
>>60163319america is the great satan but maybe pajeet lover JD Vance shouldn't have threatened 95% white denmark for no reason so I don't care anymore
>>60163040The EU is a fucking mess and the more you follow them, the more you realise why Brexit happened.>EU: "lets do a defence pact!>UK: "great, we'll contribute massively to it and won't ask for anything in return">France: "That's very generous of you. However we will veto these billions you're spending unless you give us free access to your waters so we can fish them dry">UK : "what the fuck does that have to do with Defence?">France: "Those are the conditions before we'll accept your help!">UK: "Fuck of, we won't join you then"
>>60163294>>60163329>yesterdays fud repeatingGet ready for pump.
reminder that we got here because of gamergate should have touched the video games
>>60163329Anyone with a brain knows lutnick only reason to want his position was to encourage a treasury/bond rush, he has a business for it
>>60163319eu will love that too. the leaders are all women and they love this virtue signaling stuff. personally i hope for a really big recession so they can't afford this nonsense anymore and greater forces will make things good again
>>60163321Yeah, Vanguards platform is outsourced and is complete shit.Still processing ISA transfers from the fee pump last year.
>>60163348whew its already in progress. so much for that bear market
>>60163340To bad you stupid orange ass lickerIt's too late now fuck off
Is this girl Jewish?
>>60163270you do you, i guess
What's the news!?
Holy. This is like taking from kids.Sure love that uncoordinated /pol/ influx.
>>60163389SELL SELLSELL
>>60163389Pain.
-5-6% on the indices every day is starting too feel like it's not that bad, could have been double digits
ooo boy tsla is now -4.8% back from -6.5%it really is a hedge!
>>60163389BUYBUYBUY
>they are making fun of bill ackman on cnbc right now Lmao
>>60163389everything is down, multiple countries hitting circuit breakersdo not buy the falling knife
>>60163403Yep I think the bottom is in, time to buy bros.
Bondbros...how we feeling?
>>60163412My bad I mean msnbc
>>60163394but people are buying with both hands
Hong Kong: -13.2%Taiwan: -9.7%Japan: -8.3%Singapore: -7.4%China: -7.3%Italy: -6.9%Sweden: -6.2%Netherlands: -6.1%Australia: -6.1%France: -6%Spain: -5.7%Germany: -5.6%Switzerland: -5.5%UK: -4.6%Philippines: -4.3%Malaysia: -4%India: -3.8%Russia: -3.1%Turkey: -2.5%Saudi: +0.5%
>>60162987>Why are Americans so retarded?don't forget fat and gay
>>60163303Are you sure?I got chatgpt to give me some tips, how's this on options:GME Apr 11 $20 Calls – 10 contracts @ ~$20 = $200COIN Apr 11 $280 Calls – 10 contracts @ ~$25 = $250SAVA Apr 11 $30 Calls – 10 contracts @ ~$15 = $150MARA Apr 11 $20 Calls – 20 contracts @ ~$20 = $400TSLA Apr 11 $190 Puts – 10 contracts @ ~$30 = $300AAPL Apr 11 $180 Calls – 10 contracts @ ~$25 = $250NVDA Apr 11 $950 Calls – 5 contracts @ ~$90 = $450COIN Apr 11 $250 Calls – 5 contracts @ ~$100 = $500AMD Apr 11 $180 Calls – 10 contracts @ ~$60 = $600TSLA Apr 11 $180 Puts – 5 contracts @ ~$100 = $500META Apr 11 $530 Calls – 5 contracts @ ~$80 = $400Are any of these good?
Who will assassinate him?
who is pumping pm and why
>>60163433
>>60163436adding:you kneecap yourself in an attempt to fall infront of second place to stop him (china)
>>60163403It's not even Wednesday yet.
>>60163426On the Squawk Box??
>>60163403What ETFs you got Ulf Kristersson
>>60163416>bottoms in>-1100 futures down
>>60163436nah it's like becoming the king and at your glorious banquet you decide to poison everyone and lock the doors, the person with the least bad diarrhea survives
>>60163447
>>60163436the one man that could blew it on some healthcare ceoit's ogre
>>60163459yeah but almost completely recovered from the morning
>>60163452The blond hair lady and glasses dude, the moved on from Bill shaming tho
>>60163265Germany was doing too well so the Jews had to sic their golems on it
>>60163436i want him to live so people can see that he was wrong
>>60163433>COIN Apr 11 $280 Callsoh no no no BTC is going to 60k and COIN will be at sub $100
>>60163476it's just to fakeout the market opening
Why are the futures starting upwards?
>>60163337Western Europeans are retards who are convinced they're smart because they focus on retarded American. The future isn't Europe anyway (may be Eastern), it's brownoid countries. Europe was already on top for the past several hundred years. Good luck getting Western Europeans to accept that. Western Europeans pretend to be sophisticated and Americans wear their retarded stereotypes on their sleeves. Whatever happens Americans will get over it quickly and Western Euros will seethe because they can't handle 'lesser people' being in a better position than them.
bought amd when it broke 110 months ago thinking I was buying the dip and now its down to 80 or so, should I sell and buy something else...
3 HOURS 15 MINUTES UNTIL BAGGIES ARRIVE
>>60163497It's a fat dead cat corpse rolling around
>60163437>60162411>60162455>60163497>WhyIf you were regulars, you would know the answer.
>>60163497insider info probably, and even during covid there were green days
The bags will be big and beautiful, truely amazing
>>60163142Lol those new jags and all the innawoods folk I know use Subarus.
>The entire world dumps hard today too>But not the US lolLiterally goes against all logic. This pre-pump is mega fake and gay.
seriously though, when is the U.S Congress going to to something, this can't be the will of the American people, no one is expecting you to back down completely, just dial down the madness a few notches
>>60163432Western Europeans are exactly like Redditors. They think they're smarter and better than everyone.
>>60163516dead cats are meant to trap retail but this is premarket
>>60163523are you implying /biz/ invented the dead cat bounce?
>>60163556this relies on the democrats doing anything
>>60163523Of course they're not regulars, most of the people here won't be regulars for a few days at least while this happening is happeningt. tourist
>>60163556>this can't be the will of the American peopleWhat part of Trumps presidency has given you any indication that he gives even a single fuck about what the peons who voted him into power think?
>>60163556>just dial down the madness a few notchesNo.
>>60163556>this can't be the will of the American peoplesays who
>>60163556>us congress>will of the american peopleLOLOLits nowhere near midterms yet why would they pretend to care about that
>>60163570why didn't you just rush to reddit?
>>60163566Someone rich is punching the cat with options
>>60163554>American spirit sees opportunity in anything >Adapts>Multicultural views when needed.
Cramer quote incoming"I recommend not buying anything from the dip today"
>tsla futures are about to be green>from -11% to -3
THE DUMPS OVER
>>60163554dax is recovering too. it was -6 just a moment ago and now its -4 and at its lowest it touched -10
>>60163592will higher volume on open mitigate that?
Pumping hard, i wonder what the news are.
They call them “BAGS”…Big beautiful bags…and if you look at the numbers nobody’s seen BAGS like this since Barack HUSSEIN Obama, remember him? That’s right. The best bags. And we’re going to win bigly. Okahye?
>>60163619No idea, it's fucking magic and reading all the options being set would make me want to enter the void. I'd say no tho
>>60163619What if i told you it was someone with unlimited funds?
>>60163623Retarded bagholder and future suicides are buying in
>>60162791>its become to clear to me that they are panicking i have no idea wtf to do.I have seen increasing calls to target american tech, which is exactly what I've been saying from the start. A nice blanket ban on facebook for "national security reasons" doesn't really affect anyone in the EU but would murder MAG7 valuations. The real nuclear option is forced divestment like the US is doing to tiktok.
>>60163588I did, but I came here as well, what can I say? I love watching this chaos unfold, provides me genuine moments of laughter before we all get seriously fucked
>>60163623Trump trans arc
>>60163639I'd tell you to take your meds>>60163634would probably lower the whipsaws a bit though
If I didn't talk my relatives out of it they would be selling in the morning, I said no. I think the big red wall spooked all normies
>>60163648I guess i'll tell you to read a book, then.
3 days of red over the weekend should have primed retail to dumpnow we just need the news to tell them to do it
>>60163623just delusional mumus
>>60163664>the FED is buying SPY futures because uhhhh, the deep state!
>>60163666but now they see the recovery and will slurp instead as they think it was the bottom
>>60163655your family will no longer be speaking with you after today
What the fuck was that green candle
>>60162463hey martin, how many cocks did you suck in prison you little faggot?
>>60163623they are huffing massive amounts of copium is all. its gonna tumble at open.
>>60163641>>60163647You guys joke, but something clearly came up, my broker froze all bull and bear instruments for quite a few minutes while reading through something before commencing the current pump and dump.
>>60163679
>>60163676>-3 instead of -6 at open is recoveryretail isn't watching pre-market
if tsla gets back to 250, I'm putting all my 300k into a 8x bear instrument.
they can afford that?
>>60163675Why would they need a deep state for something like this? Are you retarded?
3 hours left...
and that would be the bottom signal and the start of the biggest bullrun we ever saw
The media is all pushing doomsday, except fox news
>>60163710The FED isn't buying SPY futures, at most they buy Treasuries and currently they're doing QT not QE retard
Vix's behavior is looking awfully bullish for the market.
>>60163722Pump confirmed.>>60163724Source? Post proof.
>>60163655>If I didn't talk my relatives out of it they would be selling in the morningDo you hate them that much? What have they done to you?
>Bloomberg showing markets around the world>everything red
>>60163710the only thing the deepstate needs to be doing is locking onto a certain plane with anti aircraft missiles
So, if Trump doesn't reverse on tariffs, what needs to be done to make the bulls go wild into a rally regardless? America Fuck yeah and tell them if the stock surges China is destroyed?
This is looking more and more like a face-ripping rally to murder bears day.
Anon who went to sleep till Nvidia opened, why the fuck it's going up now? What the fuck is this??? What else needs Trump to do for them to stop being overpriced as fuck?!!?
>>60163734what source fucking nigger are you even watching the FOMC meetings or power speak for the past 2 years? fucking retarded polnigger tourists
>>60163695ignore himretards that weren't up all night watching 10 different markets spill their intestines and are deciding "oh yeah, it's slurp time" are just here because something started trending on X™, the Everything App (or something equally stupid)
>60163755Hoes mad lol.
Fake riseGoing to butcher all slurpers
sell everything you have, take all your money out of the banks, do it now!
you've had your fun bobo
>>60163772somebody needs to get the news to say this, the collapse will be glorious
>>60163747*To trap the bullsIt's impossible for the global economy to continue at previous levels when you force it to be less efficient and disrupting supply chains. Market is simply pricing in the losses right now
>>60163768Doubt it. Look at vix. The panic's over.
th-th futurs are only down 2.5% instead of 10%the pa-patiant is stable....trust the plan...
>>60163772God i wish this would be on the CNBC frontpage...
>>60163792I'll check back with you in 3 hours
>>60163799They'd get sued into non-existance. Unless they put "Editorial" next to it, of course.
Is this scampump a shorting opportunity?
SEC declares fully-reserved, liquid, dollar-backed crypto stablecoins are not securities, per CryptoSlate.
>SPY just -1.75%THIS makes /biz/ panic
>>60163798yeah gotta have a bullrun in there somewhere. we know the markets are all fake and gay so of course they will pump with trillions of dollars on absolutely no news
>almost back to over 5k
>500 postsholy shit i have never seen /smg/ this activealso thanks for the scampump, i can get a nice short on open
RECESSION CANCELLED
>>60163818>can I start shorting after one of the most violent selloffs in 5 yearsno nigga, no. you missed out
>>60163833check again, it's already 5030 kek
Bake a new bread already
how do you niggers get fooled into this after 2020, DONT BET AGAINST AMERICA BUDDYNOW WATCH THIS GREEN CANDLE
Someone bake you homo
talk about a bulltrap lmao
wtf this pump
rhein swinging like that is going to make the dip slurpers go wild
>>60163858I made this in 2022, can probably still apply today
NEW >>60163873NEW >>60163873NEW >>60163873
>>60163689payday was last week friday?
>>60163243switch to log scale, exponential growth makes older crashes look small
>>60163675The fed does buy futures and equities as part of their QE retard, though they prefer to buy treasuries and corporate bonds instead.
>>60163772>WE ONLY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR THE NEXT FIVE CUSTOMERS!?
