BULL RUN IMMINENT EDITION TRUST THE PLAN>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60162383
First for rate cuts.
Slurpers getting too cocky. Release the next trump tweet.
WEEEEEEEEEE
slurpers are going to get annihilated today, don't get baited
TWO MINUTES TO MIIIIIDNIIIGGHHHTTTT
>autoinvest went off today AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Cut the rates, Jerome. I'm no longer asking.
NIGGA MONDAY
Might buy some Google,Amazon, Microsoft and Berkshire stock
MONDAY NIGGA
>'e sold?
EU presser 50 mins before markets open btw
soxl weeklies lmao
>people are unironically buying rnHow many knifes must be caught before they catch on?
>>60163908>we've decided to delay tariffs until april 30 so we don't look like meanies uwu let's all talk about our feelings>instant pump
FinanceJPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says Trump tariffs will boost inflation, slow an already weakening U.S. economy
Post your current face
SOXL had a 17% bounce from its lowest so far lolNice recession
I guess Zimbabwe and Madagascar dropping tariffs is fantastic for US finance.
>muh vixsvb crisis saw vix open lower as well only to go into orbitcheck the 4hr ffs, literally anything intradayonly retards think everything is in the clear, especially before us open
God so many people are going to get destroyed today
EuroGODS... it's looking pretty okay.
Why are Americans the only one pumping right now?
>trade the entire premarket around 480>pump to 500 on open
>dead cat bounceenjoy slurping the top again retards while institutions dump on you after closing their shorts
>>60163918>we wont respond with tariffs on imports on american goods>we want a piece of AAPL, GOOG, AMZN, META tho>instant circuit breaker
>>60163926the american economy is built upon treatlerites love for zimbabwe kush and madagascan vanilla
>>60163936Look up dollar milkshake theory.
-10% today
>>60163936because everyone that matters is still making coffee right now
>>60163935sex with this creature
iron hands today boys
I AM NOT SELLING
tsla already back to 233. we were at like 210 at one point today.
>Thai stock exchange banning short selling for the rest of the weekkek
What the fuck is going on? Also, what can be done about the je... demon problem?
>>60163938>>60163934>>60163917heard this same shit when we bounced hard off of 3500 in 2022, shut up bobos YOU are the ones who never learn
Can anyone recommend a free API for stock prices?
I want my fucking money back!
>Danish Minister of Foreign Affairs and Trade Lars Løkke Rasmussen does not rule out that the EU will use its so-called "bazooka" against the United States in response to Donald Trump's wall.>The minister said this on Monday on his way to an extraordinary meeting of EU trade ministers in Luxembourg.>- We are so open to using the entire toolbox, he says.>The bazooka is a regulation that the EU can use to punish countries that try to use economic coercion against member states.>It can, among other things, prevent countries from participating in public EU tenders, prohibit a country from investing in the EU, invalidate patents and impose export bans.This is revenge for threatening them about Greenland, isn't it
>>60163971>at one point todaywe're not even out of futures bruh
>nasdaq futes pumping too
Why am I getting excited about a train wreck and millions of people becoming bag holders? Really wierd source of dopamine
wtf is causing this surge?
>>60163920Hasn't this bozo been sucking off Trump and his tariff plans for the past 6 months?
>>60163887just watch them win big and the bears get slaughtered
>>60164000market open imminent, they don't want to scare retail
>>60164000Cramer saving the economy
CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTHESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I'd be happy with a 50% draw down in the overall market if it means Trump's plan works. Lower capital gains, no income tax below 150k (should be 1 million). Asset inflation has occurred since 2008, it's time workers get a fucking break. Trust the plan patriots.
>>60164000people realizing America is number 1 and the rest is dogshit
>>60164008Why does retail keep buying?
>>60163999wtf is this real
>>60164000We've bounced off the bottom
>>60163999It's called a happening, zoomer.
we're pumpingit was all just a scare
>>60164000Retards thinking we hit bottom
>>60164011and when it doesn't?
>>60163908>eu anything
>>60163873So... bros... when is the big guy in the white house going to release the hotfix for this recent stock market patch?
>>60164015why did nobody believe tariffs until they were literally announced with a nice chart? they're delusional midwits
>>60164000Buffett slurping
premarkets only down 3-5. black monday was fake news.
How long until the US market opens?I want to know when to start paying attention so I can really see the bloodbath.
>>60163993>w-w-we have a toolbox… no… A BAZOOKA!Lmao yuros are so fucking retarded. They have no cards
>>60163993inb4 maersk is hijacked by the danish goverment and ceases shipping operations in the united states
>>60164039around 2 hours
How long before NY opens?
>>60163989>guy extremely agitated waving a fucking rifle around and pointing at people aggressively>woman standing right in front frantically swiping on her phone and ignoring himsociety is so fucking weird with phones now
>>60163999It happening
>>60163993We cannot, I repeat: cannot, be excluded from EU tendies.
>>60163936jew meeting today and trump will save israel from tariffs which is the only thing that matters since they own everything
>>601640392.5 hours.
>>601640512.5 hours
TRUMP TWEETEDSELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>60164073POST EEET
>>60164030people believed tariffs, what they didnt believe was that it wouldnt be reciprocal and he made it up based on "trade deficit" which also ignored services the US sells to those countriesthe level of tariffs is the problem. had he responded proportionally we'd probably be at 5600 right now
Trump isn't budgingIt's over
MAGAtards called Biden senile for years, yet are unwilling to consider that Trump may also be senile despite being only four years youngermakes you think
SINK RATESINK RATETERRAIN PULL UPSINK RATETERRAIN PULL UPBANK ANGLE
>>60164075COLLAPSE EVERYTHING ALREADYKEEP POSTING PRESIDENT, WE BELIEVE IN YOU
This pump lads we are so back
>>60164089RETARDRETARDRETARDRETARD
>>60163999Bear markets are fun if you're stoic and disciplined. It's also fun watching the yolo kiddies get cleaned.
>>60164075>>60164073>sir the retails are slurping what do we doTELL THEM WE'RE GONNA KILL EVERY STOCK TRADER ON THE PLANET WITH GLIDE BOMBS>right away sir
I invested in the stock market so I would one day be able to nestle my face betwixt the buttcheeks of incredibly attractive women.This dream no longer lives. I am dejected. My life is without purpose.
>>60164075>blame Biden not me
>>60164075Well Mr. President, who's paying for those tariffs?
WHY IS HE TWEETINGTAKE HIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY FROM HIM
>>60163993I like that they use this lingo because it's tailored to look badass if you're over 60 year old, the minimum age to join the elder malignant hivemind that governs these hellhole excuse of countries.
>>60164075
>>60164075>>60164073Oh thank god, I was worried about the pump
>>60164104give him a pager as a replacement, preferably from israel
>>60164075don't say fucking anything challenge (difficulty: impossible)
>>60164104NO HE NEEDS TO KEEP TWEETING WHAT IF IT PUMPSWE NEED HIM TO TRIGGER THE BREAKERSMAGA MAGA MAGA
>>60164075....we're in for an omega nuke when the gates open, aren't we?
>>60163989Americans are a fascinating people
>>60164103chyna
>>60164075So in other words, no last second redemption where he walks back the tariffs in the final hours before the market opens.Quite the opposite, he appears to be doubling down on the tariffs.Well, we're boned.
Dow jones upping trust
I would not be surprised if the pumpers are a bunch of congress Republicans slurping
and WALLAH.... Just like that SLURPERS are back in control of the narrative
>>60164000short circuit delay, this happens when the circuit breakers are getting warmed up resulting in some gains slipping through
Why are you holding a gun?Why are you holding a gun and not using it?
when ever market in the world crashes because of one country, that should let you know stock market is just a big scam and countries should focus on themselves domesticallyit also shows that more countries need US than US needs them
>>60164015apparently they have some dca cult and like wasting money instead of waiting
>>60163925>levered etf is volatileThanks cap obvious
>dude it'll be just like in 2022What caused the 2022 drop again? Literally nothing? An inflation report?The US is literally closing its ports, 10% tariffs all across is massive, few countries on earth have tariffs this high for bulk trade. the US is going full isolationist and they're saying this will be a long term policy, trading with the US will only be viable if your country surrenders its trade policy sovereignty to them. So we should at least expect a worst drop than 2022, at worst the end of the US as a global power.
>>60164075What I want to know is, what was causing the pump? Yeah this post is going to end it but whats started it
>>60164075kekits so over
TRUST THE FUCKING PLAN TRANNIES
>>60163993Bazooka sounds like european for airstrikes. Good luck!
NOOOOO YOU CANT SLURP! THE MARKET'S SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN FOREVER
>>60164075>Plus!Yea we're going lower and lower it seems
The FUCK is this fake pump. As an Euro, tell me not to short this shitshow. Tell me I'd make a mistake.
HEDGE FUNDS NEED TO SHORT EVERYTHING, STOP BEING PUSSIES
>>60164075>there is no inflationthe orange dotard is going to be more unpopular than biden or dubya in a year if he keeps talking like that
It will be funny if the strawpoll is right and we are only down 5% on close
>>60164075and all the troons were calling him dumb
>>60164075isn't he getting what he wanted ? why is he still playing retarded ?
>>60164163do it no balls
My body is ready to own 1% of BLK.
>-3.5% projected for S&P 500 >Asian markers went down by over 7%so we ARE winningthe President was RIGHT as ALWAYSthey WILL beg for mercy or CRASHyou WILL say THANK YOU
ANOTHER SLURP REJECTED
>>60164075I'm starting to believe that he wants a dump today.
Please god someone tell me if things are going up or down in 2.5 hours.
>Trump has to deploy multiple tweets to beat down sluppers and keep the dumping going
>>60164163Unless sunny d decides to walk back some of his tariffs this shit is dropping like lead in 2 hours and a half.
>>60164179>the second the Trump tweet hit
>>60164184WE BELIEVE IN YOU MR. PRESIDENTKILL THE SLURPERS
>>60164120
>>60164178Nigga Asians markets were close last Friday. They were just catching up.
>>60164075>Tweets>Market almost instantly goes down
why isn't it dumping more after trump's post?
Trust in Our Great Leaderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcSA3TyiTjc
>>60164183Definitely down.Every other market went down plus the US market has been going down consistently for the last 3 days and there has been no change in material conditions.
>>60164075Traders don't seem to care. We're going to open green. Tsla +10% today. Maybe even back to 400 in a few weeks.
>>60164199Southern redneck garbage
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW CAN YOU SLURP HOOOWW CAN YOU SLURP BLOODY BITCH BENCHOD DO NOT SLURP DO NOT SLURP
>>60164207The slurpers REALLY want it to rally
>>60164199>schlomo flagkek, MIGA!
>>60164218>He's going to keep doing this until we open at -1600
>>60164179He should be investigated, the faggot must be making a fortune in short.
>>60164221it's the delusion that the fed will cut ratesthey need to outright say they're not and they will in fact raise to totally crush them
>>60164231>posts in /biz/raelUhm...
>1440 EU foreign affairs Council speech on trade relations with US and ChinaGet your shorts ready, bobobros
>Trump a few days ago>I'm not watching the market
>>60164199>jewflaglol
>>60164218I'm a retard when it comes to economics, but can someone explain why the Fed wouldn't cut rates? Everything Trump is saying is true, so why not cut the rates? Is it in anticipation of future inflation as a result of tariffs?
>>60164252Source?
>trump posts>futures go from -1% to -2% almost instantlysomeone keep this guy talking until its 1929 again.
>>60164218
>just -1,8% nowlmao I told you that bears were getting too cocky.
>>60164260because the feds job is to control inflation, it couldnt care less if the stock market crashes
>>601642520840 ET in Muttmerican hours
>>60164207Because theres no new information, hes just repeating what he said a million times already
>>60164260It's because Biden did it already.
the market just tanked that trump tweet light work no reaction, we're closing above 5000 today
>>60164207>why is line not going straight down
>>60164268But inflation is down
>>60164260>but can someone explain why the Fed wouldn't cut rates?To fuck over Trump, stop inflation, and cause its funny
>>60164260if you think 20% stock market drop is bad, you dont want to see 20% inflation, it's a feed back loop that is hard to put back into placethat's why 2022 panicked , but based biden and powell got it under control with a soft landing. Im guessing we get a hard landing this time unless the LITERAL RETARD president has someone tell him tariffs are suicide
>>60164280it still elevated and all future projections show it increasing rapidly
>>60163885Told ya
>>60164260Slashing the slashed rates dont make sense for job growth rn
>>60164075There's no information content in this message
>>60164262https://www.consilium.europa.eu/en/meetings/fac/2025/04/07/
>>60164277>light work no reactionTsk tsk tsk, zoomer mumus.... You're about to learn....................
>>60164279To sell to bag holders you need buyers who think they can win
>>60164260Because Fed is desperately trying to curb inflation that's going out of control since Covid. Tariffs are not making things better.
>>60164260tariffs are by nature inflationary
>nasdaq and sp500 futures moving in reversemake it less obvious
>vix website still downhttps://www.cboe.com/tradable_products/vix/vix_historical_data/
>>60164308So why was it a-OK when the coof hit? And not now?
crashing the global economy is based and redpilled
>>60164277Bobo will cum, you can't stop it this time
Im not american and i dont want to be the eu smartass talking fown on americans but did trump voters want this shit to happen. What is the endgame? Liquidate the middle class so the whales get bigger?
last republican president for at least 20 years
>>60164331>trust ze plan!! MIGA!
>>60164331they wanted to own the libs
>>60164331See >>60163949
>cnbc commented this isn't economic tariffs, this is resentful
>>60164179thread's themehttps://youtu.be/qO6LWQhvzRw
Euro bottom is in. Buy now.
>>60164331anything to own the libs
>>60164331>What is the endgame?Technocratic neo-feudal monarchy statet. Moldbug t. Thiel t. Vance
Pre-market is nothingburger. So a measly -1% or +1% today.
>>60164331American politics are really fucking retarded
>>60164331>but did trump voters want this shit to happenThey did. They want the world to burn. They feel that the system has failed them, and it's true that it has, real wages haven't increased in 6 years now despite record inflation, so they decided to destroy everything they can get their hands on. Most of them are happy it's burning right now, not realizing that this is going to hurt them the most.
We are currently at half the negative pressure as 3 hours agoSome goofs are buying
>>60164331Trump voters are retarded anon. The political landscape of America is Dems are crazy and republicans are crazy and retarded.Trump voters don't know what they want.
>>60164331trumptards literally need to be told to breathe they dont understand tariffs and probably think that the other countries pay them they cannot understand future situations or hypotheticals and will only get mad or sad when they go homeless, and even then they'll probably just blame biden and not trump. They are a lost cause. Propaganda has rotted their brain and it's over for them
>>60164331they didnt like the pronouns
>>60164366>real wages haven't increased in 6 years nowliterally a lie
>>60164377Look up the stats. Median wages have been static since pre-covid levels. The only wage growth has been on the top end. Main street hasn't seen a dime of new money.
>>60164331im not a burger but>What is the endgame?their own "plan" to not go into all the detailstrumps admin is full of china-hawks who have come to the conclusion that china being the global sweatshop of the world means america becomes a subservient little bitch to them eventually and thus losesso its operation rape the global economy and RETVRN to making your own shit for yourselfof course they are making money out of the crash also but thats neither here nor there
UK Markets are tanking it reasonably well.
>Bloomberg business>Talking about womens basketballwat
>>60164347you're a fucking clown and will get put in your place in two hours
euros still mad americas the main character and we decide the outcome you WILL drop your tarrifs and play ball you WILL take our big beautiful beef and magnificent chicken
>>60164400>you WILL drop your tarrifswhat tariffs?
>>60164367retarded slurpers catching falling knife on a dead cat bounce>captcha: VXSXD
>>60164331Basically>Q anon help me, Q anon help me
>>60164400Oh noes chlorine chicken? Fucking yum
Had all of last week off but of COURSE there has to be a potential happening scheduled for when I leave for work today
>>60164331> but did trump voters want this shit to happenI voted for this and more
rock solid resistance at 5k
>>60164400>you WILL drop your tarrifs and play ballThis isn't about them dropping their tariffs you fucking retard, it's about having a trade deficit. Trump wants to bring bartering back with 1:1 exchanges like some super nigger.
>>60164400>you WILL drop your tarrifsVAT is literally a core of EU economy. That's not happening.
On a more serious note, how does this affect my blacked subscription?
Alright Im going to the gym. Cya nerds.
>>60164439greg lansky will win an academy award next year, dont worry
>>60164430We will make the economy mercantilist again?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercantilism
gay ass pre market volume
I did something extremely retarded last night. I was playing around with CFDs and noticed I could go either long or short on Nasdaq futures with extreme leverage and set it to take profit automatically at some small amount like $40. I had to wait at most a minute before the position closed since it was so volatile. So I played around with this a bit and made like $150 in 10 minutes. I was having fun until the last short position I opened. The index pumped immediately afterwards and wouldn't come back down until this morning. Thankfully I was lucky enough to close with a $1 profit, otherwise I would have lost around $5000 by now.Moral of the story: don't play around with 10x leverage.
>>60164331>>60164390heres their own mumbo jumbo paper on it have funhttps://www.hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/638199_A_Users_Guide_to_Restructuring_the_Global_Trading_System.pdf
>>60164331Just Trump by his 4 year tenure and not 4 months into his presidency. He is smarter than he looks, America will come on top like it always does
>>60163873Who actually trades during pre market? I thought it was just algos
>>60164390I think they also fear that in case of a war, China and Russia would be more resilient that the USA, since they make their own shit.
>>60164448No kiddingThat's fucking gambling, the rope kind
>>60164458all of us bought SQQQ and SPXS on pre-market sis
>>60164367retail retards slurping up the hedge fund bags like the good little chumps they are
good morning sirs are we ready to redeem
>>60164458huh? you cant trade pre-market?
>>60164454>He is smarter than he looksAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>6016444810x isnt that bad until you have days like theseoptions are probably better though because defined risk
>>60164468Speak for yourself, I bought that shit last Wednesday.
>>60164481lucky nigger
>>60164461thats what i meant yeahtheres more to it then that though again heres their shitty paperits literally "the plan" >>60164449note: i dont necessarily think its a good idea im just posting it
WARREN BUFFET DEAD
bobos keep ignoring the fact countries are bending the knee,
>>60164489FUCK FUCK FUKC FUKC
All EU need to make US bend over and remove tariffs is to threat sanctioning export of factory equipment. Good luck "reshoring factories" without help of EU countries and Germany in particular, they are incredibly important in that sphere.
>>60164475well he'd have to be
66% now think recession going to hit hard in new cnbc
>>60164493"we are not negotiating"
Trump dump Trump dump
>>60163923
2 HOURS UNTIL SLURPERS AWAKEN
>>60164493This post signals to me that the bull trap is being activated.
>>60163993>invalidate patentsOkay the rest is petty bullshit but this one sounds fun
>>60164182He’s just like me
>>60164527How can I get this look?
>>60164331they haven't felt any real pain in decades and think they're the most opressed people in the world>did trump voters want this shit to happenthey want [last thing trump said] to happen
>>60164391all part of the plan old chap
>>60164546mein Führer.. es ist vorbei..
>>60164546It’s over.
Nothing will happen, there will be no black monday because every normal faggot is expecting it. Markets will barely move today.
>>60164527
>>60164565-80% on open
>>60164400>tariffed because we dont want cancer meat or cake bread
>>60164391gilts looking comfy
>>60164572>-80%-100% on open
>>60164439offline chatter spotted, go back to the coal mines retard
Stimulus checks from the US government soon right?
eu market already recoovering. what a nothingburger
>>60164366>>60164377>>60164385>not realizing that this is going to hurt them the most.They want to die. That is what people have not realized yet. They want to die but most of them are religious in the sense that suicide means hell. So they're trying to manufacture scenarios to have others kill them. The Democrats and the British Elite were trying to get Russia to nuke them over Ukraine subconsciously for the same reason.
>>60164601American Market will drop another 15%
If we end the day in green I will send a picture of my hairy asshole to my crush.
>>60164601burger markets not so much kek! Death to zogmerica!
120 MINUTES
they're keeping it in range
>>60164619why?
>>60164399
market is pumping because they hope for 5 rate cutsonly he can save us and restart the dumpening
So if everyone is expecting the stock market to go down what's going to make it go up? Short squeezes?
I don't know much about stocks but I feel like it's a good time to finally throw my savings into some ETFs. Is this a good idea? What's the best way to do that?
>>60164643>they think there will be rate cuts at alllollmao even
>>60164075>there is no inflation because it's not there!!
>>60164648retail
>>60164000if you could please consult this image
>>60164656Literally what the sleepy man said.
>corporate profits will go down 0.1% because of tariffs>The (((market))) immediately implodes a gorilliom percentThis is why no one takes you seriously, you have the sense of an ADHD child with even less patience. Slave labor was really that important to you, eh?
>>60164619They're up to some shenanigans again, ain't they?
>1pibber communist
>>60164663>hedgefunds will buy back my bags at higher pricesBullish.
>>60164657>>60164663This is going to be another huge transfer of wealth isn't it
>>60164073>>60164075>immediately starts dumpingfucking kekplease wait until after i buy puts mr orange
>>60164663What's that mean I'm retardedIs pointy line be red or green today? So retail doing good Wallstreet doing bad?
volume lowering
Monday will be red, but there must be recovery on Tuesday.
>>60164643whew what are they smoking
>>60164706retail are buying the hedgies bagsretail are going to get fucked
DUMP IT
>>60164709Today will be green, eventually, until you know who makes a post and then we dump.
>>60164691>>60164692>>60164706retail is "buying le dip" while hedgefunds and smart money unload their bagswhat do you think will happen?
slurpers awfully quiet now
>>60164741Retail sets the price when they want to buy?
>>60164741I have no idea what any of that means. What's retail? What's hedge funds? What's smart money? What bags?
>>60164706When there's record number of sell orders, such as hedgies selling, that pumps prices up. However that movement isn't sustainable and tends to collapse later. That's the theory bobos are hanging on to at least.
>>60164731What did Trump say now??
>>60164762>kek baggies lmao
>>60164741I see, but what is retail exactly? Like retail shops?
>>60164762no crying in the casino!
>>60164755you are the bag
Orange Monday is gonna be YUGE.
>>60164779it's YOU
>>60164260They are trying to keep boomers from turning every home into an airbnb
>Eu could postpone initial counter-tariffs against US to April 30 from April 15, per Italian Foreign Minister.The only thing that could save Trump is the EU being slow as fuck as usual
BUY THE DIPHedge funds don't want you to know this but if you were to superimpose the dip from COVID, it aligns perfectly to the current dip. In 6 months time, everything will be at ATH.
>>60164815the only thing that can save trump is if he completely cucks out on tariffs which he doesn’t seem to be doing at all
>>60164801Oh shit I'm more powerful than I thought.Don't worry /biz/ I'll defeat these hedgeniggers.
>>60164075>Look, folks, I’m telling you — we’re gonna eat the bugs, and we’re gonna love it. We have the best bugs. Tremendous bugs. Some people are saying they might be the bestest bugs in the world — nobody’s ever seen bugs like this before, believe me. Crunchy, protein-packed, very classy bugs. Other countries? They wish they had bugs like ours. But we’ve got ’em. We’ve got all the bugs. And guess what? You’re gonna be happy. So happy. Maybe the happiest you’ve ever been. People are gonna say, ‘Sir, thank you for these beautiful bugs.’ It’s true.
>>60164818obviously dumbass
>>60164779People who buy for personal holding than large institutions such as investment banks.
It's so fucking over
>>60164815Just announce a 20% blanket tariff on all American goods plus a special tax on US tech companies and be done with it. God the EU is so fucking useless, thiugh I can't blame it when there are so many fifth columns in Europe (Poland, Hungary and Italy).
>>60164779a retail investor is a non-professional investor. i.e. some dude trading through robinhood or something similar using their own money.
>>60164841Oh so redditors
>>60164841In other words a paypiggie
>>60164319It was bad then too.
Crazy how half of this thread will look at you straight in the eye and tell you this is good but the feds are at fault somehow, because Trump has some plan or something.
>>60164858Fuck off to north korea, communist swine.
>>60164149bull delusionthere are always morons thinking they are going to get a deal, just to catch a falling knife instead
>>60164741eventually these organizations are going to run out of stock to sell and that's the moment that i sell wait hold on let me check my notes give me one second okay sorry that's when i buy. but what if it keeps going down
YOU DONT NEED STUFFYOU DON NEED ANYTHINGTRUST IN TRUMP
>>60164818> catch the falling knife before the tariffs even fully go in on Wednesdaya lot of retards are going to lose money today. If your going to buy, do it AFTER wednesday.
https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/1908954573915787294This is acutally hilarious. Peter Navarro, the tariff architect at the white house was citing an expert economist named "ron vara" who was actually just peter navarro. (I don't like rachel maddow either)
>>60164643Powell please give the finishing blow and destroy the amerigoblin forever
Hey /biz/, what is this pattern called?
>>60164877Zoom out.
If prices continue to drop how do you know which is better to invest inWhichever drops more percentage wise? It’s not like you can predict how it’ll rebound
>futes collapsing again
>>60164897fake outblood in the streets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w
>>60164897The morning routine
well, well,will you look at the time
Premarkets only down 3%. Nothing happening till EU dunks on Trump with trade war.
>>60164907depends on the market's view of the timeline of the impact
>>60164900
>>60164943More.
>JAPAN PM Ishiba: We cannot sacrifice domestic industries to bring 'souvenir' to US President Trump
oh nice dax is pumping again
>>60164936I think most of the EU want a deal, however Ursula wants war so she's desperate for counter (counter) tarrifs
>>60164943the points are 29 liberation day30 tariffs in place32 congress revokes emergency
pretending 4 market days straight of -4% is a nothing burger is insane
>>60164954the jew fears the samurai
>>60164963Based mommy ursula
>>60164963>most of the EU want a deal,because they're fucking traitors who still think the cheeto is not senile75% tariffs immediately on all US imports effective on friday
>>60164971nothing to see here, the market is just taking its medicine
>>60164952Ironically this one is a solvable problem, the US has tons of deposits of rare earth metals we just aren't allowed to mine them because mining rare earth metals produces thorium as a waste byproduct and we classify thorium as a nuclear material even though it is completely inert by itself. Change the regulation and we could compete with China as a rare earth metal exporter.
>>60164936"Retaliatory tariffs" will be itty bitty inconsequential tiny things since the other parties don't want to risk any further market turmoil now.4D fucking chess everybody.>hit them with the broadside>accept the market tantrum>[the other side of course thought you were bluffing and is completely unprepared]>other side now clutching their pearls fearing that if THEY even just mention the word tariffs from their side the market dumperinos some moretl;drThe window of retaliatory has more than just closed.
>>60164988>thoriumbiggest nothingburger, even bigger than ai
>>60164988it is solvable 5 years down the linethe metal restrictions are now
>>60164963Based, the EU will realize Britain was right about Brexit and follow suit to avoid tariffs. Truly a masterful gambit.
>>60164995>market tantrumIt’s been 3 days of losses in a row
1.5 HOURS UNTIL BAGHOLDERS WAKE UP
>>60164983there is no eu when shit starts happening. these things only work with like minded countries but they let in anyone
>>60164995But..but.. >>60163993 le BAZOOKA
>>60165014lmaonewfag
>>60165019TO SLURP MORE CHEAPIES
When will oil prices reach 100$?
>>60164995why are you still so delusional and not realising that the tariffs will unironically cause a depression
>>60165002The chinks just released a salt reactor of thorium. We were going to build one but Boeing and Lockheed Martin didn't like that we couldn't make nuclear bombs from depleted thorium like we did witg uranium.
>>60165027It’s going to continue That’s not even getting into the inflation this will bring
>>60165033when trump bombs iran somewhere in the next month
>>60164952None of those are real
>>60165033I sure hope they go negative again.
>>60165019our theme song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yge311sFhC8
Random rant but its fucked up how one day you can be -10% and it will take you recover 11% to break even, fuck math. The game's rigged against you from the startAnd good morning.
>>60165026>>60163993>BAZOOKA...file that in the same "two more weeks" cabinet as>Epstein files>UAP disclosure>etc.
Texas, Nebraska, Iowa breaking ranks.US basedbeans farmers want bailouts.
>>60165062their entire market is China they will go bankrupt
AND THUS A NEW GENERATION OF BAGHOLDERS WAS BORNTHE END
>>60164995due to the design of the EU it can't rock the boat and will frequently cuckmore likely to see a longer-term realignment because they don't want to get burned again
>>60165062how long until they drive to DC like theyve been doing in EU
>>60165052do you think these cosplayers ever think about how many guys have bust their loads to them?
90 MINUTES
>>60164950
>>60165079Do you want to see my asshole
>>60165078Americans only talk big, but hide like little cucks when it actually comes to taking action.
>>60165037>le depreesionarinoWhy should I even entertain your idiocy?You probably think that after an index does multiples within a decade, a following 20% to 30% corrections is a "crash," a "meltdown" or anything other than normal market behavior.
When you sell a stock there is some other rube on the other side buying italways remember this when doing stock trades
>>60165062>”farmers” that benefit nobody but China>”farmers” that feed the enemyDon’t care. Hope they go bankrupt
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>>60165052stocks don't move based on percent. You are looking at it wrong.You just measure it that wayBro is this snal moves 10% forward he needs to move 11% just to get back to where he was! Dont do jewish math.
>>60165090>chart ending in 2008M O R E
>>60164592DOGE Dividend checks
>>60165097Unless it's stock exchange bots for someone who already died. Dead stockmarket theory.
>>60164963BullshitUrsula is the most pro-US politician in the entire EU
>>60165033Oil isn't the driving factor for economic growth anymore. Electricity is.
>>60165150lots of electricity is still made from natural gas
>>60164963The absolute state of MIGAtards. You officially lost your white status.
>>60165077The EU does targetted tariffs which hurt red state retards in particular.
>>60164995trump is so powerful its amazing
>>60165079heh why do you think they do those
>>60164331pure boomer retardation and spite. They don't understand how anything works, but they think that everything that happened after the 60's was wrong and retarded, and that the only way to fix that is to burn everything to the ground.
>>60164897bull-flagprepare to get BOGGED
