No edition edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60163873
Bull run todayCheck them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik2YF05iX2wWATCH THEM ALL FALL DOWN
>>>/wsg/5852337
STOP SLURPING YOU COMMUNISTS
DAWN OF FINAL THREAD
First for rate cuts and a mini.
>mfw I get out of a bad trade with positive
>UK market downwtf why, we're barely affected
>>60165092Haha you guys dare me to shit on my floor?
>>60165130>First for rate cuts and a mini.
slurpers gonna be slurpin on something else after today (hint:it's what the kneepads are for)
>>60165130we won't be seeing rate cuts for at least another monthwe'd need something far more catastrophic to happen
you cant stop me
Watching an NTR JAV before the market opens, this morning.She hasn’t broken yet.
Is this true? Nothingburger about to commence?
baker, I hope you are ready to make a new thread every 10 minutes
>>60165114
>>60165142>>60165152
>>60165160Today was always going to be a crabby day.
>>60165160retarded and wrong, everyone was waiting for black Monday, it was obvious
>>60165130>rate cutsanon status:delusional
>>60165160nothing ever happens +2% today
>>60165156Pic related, sorry
crash the market! do it! sell everything! withdraw all your money from the banks! -100% drop! create a cliff!~
Biz lied to me it’s not black Monday it’s going to be GREEN today
just to reiterate:>>60165095
I AM SELLING EVERYTHING
So anyone got any idea if Rolls Royce (UK) is going to get up to £10 anytime soon? Or at the very least back to 8? Or is this stuff going to kill all its momentum?
>>60165160Yes, one day everyone just decided to panic sell for NO REASON AT ALL
Yeah I'm really not feeling like a big drop today.
>>60165160If everyone believe it will be, it becomes reality.Never forget, the market is powered by Waaagh energy.
>>60165160>>60165197literal proof that it is going to happen
GET OUTMEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
>>60165198Exactly that is why we are able to have those sweet sweet low oil prices.
>people unironically believing today won’t be a massive drop
This is one of the scammiest scampumps I've seen in a long while.
I'm holding and just hoarding money to buy the dip.
we will unironically close green today
>>60165160>market crashes because bots panic selling take it downdont think it compares really
ok but seriously guys don't buy unless you want to get dumped on today
NASDAQ futures only down 2%GREENMONDAYINCOMING
>>60165211Refer to >>60165204
>>60165211>massive dropI’m not seeing it, obviously things are shaking but I see ourselves closing green today.
things are so bad -3% feels like a nothingburger
guys its gonna dumACK
How does it make sense that markets in the country that started a trade war against the WHOLE WORLD at once is down less than markets literally anywhere else?
bullnigs...
>>60165227I'll show you getting dumped on.https://opensea.io/assets/ethereum/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c248420045cb7b5e/10244838950118334414042975912609757558741160868190031494915608071992617467905
>>60165249market isn't opendon't go by futures, every time i see tons of anons get fucking raped
>>60165193give me the qrd on rolls royce, t212 gave me £11.50 worth cuz i used a promo code.
>>60165249Because those countries haven't retaliated yet.
>>60165241oh yeah we are softpower maxxing
>>60165241>that one little contrarian shithole at the bottom
>>60165253Virus link
Bull trap is baited and hedge funds are about to get exit liquidity. Thanks for playing.
>Rest of the world circuit breaks>America just has a small red dayI don't think we are heading to a black monday, but I don't believe we will go almost unscathed either
>>60165211If you unironically believe that then you should buy gold mining stocks.
maybe we'll crab today. maybe the sell off is ending
>>60165249Because we're just that powerful little nigger boy.
>-2.5%lol, nothing ever happens
there will be an economic collapse.there will be breadlines.globalisation is over.history is back.
>>60165259But the futures indicate green monday
>>60165249Because the US can absorb the shock, the rest of the world can’t. We have the buying power, the rest of the world doesn’t.I really do think today will be a nothingburger and yuros and chinks will seethe.
>>60165249the only thing keeping it from spiraling down the drain right now is copium that the tariffs won't last and that the rest of the world will bend the knee.
>>60165259Futures reflect sentiment pretty well no?>>60165261Tariffs are as harmful, if not more, to the issuing country.
>lost £1000 from my comfy S&S ISAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60165196if nothing happens i will never trust /biz/ ever again
>he fell for the anti trump fud oh no no no he bet against america
>>60165280>he didn't buy bread producing companies
>>60165291I lost almost 2k euros
>>60165291im down 11k but yeah
>markets imploding across the globe>retards in this thread think the U.S. will be spared because of pre-market scams KEK
>>60165267That's Lesotho, they just got the highest US tariff in the world because like 90% of their economy is exporting denim to the US
>>60165305The futures indicate green Monday anon why do you distrust market sentiment
why does bitcoin now track with the stock market? you can only really convert it into cash so I would've expected it to go up when stocks go down
>>60165291>£
It's going steep red when US markets openMay the 5th is when it all goes down for goodt. knower
>“Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you.”
No crash confirmed. Trumpconomy going to the moon
>>60165282>>60165313what manner of mental illness is this
>>60165260Big manufacturing company, mostly defence and aviation, although starting to get a good chunk of the SMR nuclear stuff, hoping that will expand.Got new management a couple of years ago, when they were on the verge of going bankrupt, who restructured and took them from about 70p in 2023 to £8 a couple of weeks ago.I bought at 91p, so I'm pretty happy, but I don't want all my gains to evaporate, and I'm worried they been being carried along by momentum that might have just expired.
>>60165319cope bobo. It's going to bounce
>>60165314institutions have been building flows into it since at least 2017
>>60165324cope
>>60165314Yeah i bought thinking everyone would try to hide from the crash by buying crypto which should be completely decoupled from reality.
The dance never stops.
>>60165287>We have the buying powerThe only reason you have buying power is the system your country put in place after WW2 where other countries rely on the US dollar to conduct trade, even between themselves. The very system your orange chimp is trying to tear down as we speak. The world provides goods and you provide paper currency, that's it.
>>60165305we're the fucking main character bitch the whole world bends to our will hold my bags bobo
https://market24hclock.com/Trading-Hours/Trading-Hours-of-New-York-Stock-Exchange-NYSE/UM12
>>60165241Sub-Saharan Africa's economy has barely improved in the last 15 years.
>>60165193government energy policy is absolutely murdering our manufacturing base so I'm not optimisticif ed miliband gets sacked next month then buy
>>60165329Nah, if it goes green for even one second Trump will start seeing red and start ranting on social media again. The markets must implode for the great reset to begin. The retirees need to be poor as shit as well.
I have no stocks when do I start buying? Today, tomorrow or end of week? What stocks are going to get pumped?
how much more do you think it will drop on Wednesday when the tariff's fully go in?
futes dumping
>>60165305tariffs are good for America, why wouldn't our stocks go up?
>>60165346>website doesn't check for daylight savings timelmao
today will be green and short sellers will get wrekt
>>60165250huuge resistance at 5000
>“The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure.”what did he mean by this?
>>60165361That's priced in
>>60165361Priced in
>>60165350>The retirees need to be poor as shitEverybody knows that. Me? I have decades left to buy the dips. Boomers? Not so much.
Reminder, it's dead cat bounce. don't fall for the black monday fake news. Corpos jus slurping retail till EU news leaks.
>>60165366daylight savings time isnt real, i refuse to acknowledge that it exists.
>>60165314>now
>>60165345I admire your delusion
Tesla -7% again
>>60165357market open
>>60165346No.Still another hour.You forgot daylight savings.
>>60165092How many days until Tesla goes bankrupt?
someones bags are getting filled todayjust who I wonder
Wait are the mumus going to pull off a green monday?
So if I just keep my money invested, the loss should convert to profit in a couple of years right guys
>>60165397About 14 days.
Huh?
>>60165343wake me up at $50
>>60165361A deal will be made by then. Europe already capitulating and china will also by then. Trump has this in the bag
Strategic VerdictHOOD: High conviction short if VIX >50 and S&P breaks 4,800.RIOT: Too binary; use options to limit risk. Prioritize shorting weaker miners (e.g., MARA, if debt-laden).>High conviction short>High conviction short
>MicroStrategy, $MSTR, saus unrealized loss on digital assets for 1q $5.91 billion
>>60165406they're just posting anything now
>>60165400>(((someones))) bags are getting filled today>just who I wonder
>>60165409There is no deal.
>>60165409unbelievable delusion
>>60165156any other recommendations jav anon?
>>60165403*Decades
SOXLsisters... we're the only one dumping...
>>60165406not part of the plan, it's just a side effect. everybody knows this.
>he thinks rebound candle will manifest today
>>60165411whats the new BTC price liquidation number at now?
>>60165406Trump lost touch with reality
>>60165403yeah after two decades you might break even
>>60165361If the tariffs go into effect as proposed, completely unchanged.Massively, like hitting the circuit breaker every single day for weeks.Wednesday specifically would be a 20 percent drop, likely bigger than the monday and tuesday drops and will probably get a cool name like 'bloody wednesday' or something.
>>60165427>>60165440
>>60165440>what is DCA
KWAB
>>60165396sorry :(
How much do you think it will drop today? -5%? -10%? -20%?
>>60165191I just pruned my non-dividend holdings and plan to buy a few puts on the open. So it's gongo up today
>>60165440>>60165403And the top income tax rate would need to be above 90%
>>60165460-6% and no more to avoid le breaker
60 MINUTES TILL BAGGIES COME ONLINE
>>601654605-10 percent, same on Tuesday.The BIG drop will be wednesday, where the markets will plunge 20 percent as the Tariffs come into full effect.
>>60165453uh huh and where are you getting this money from to lower your average? think you're gonna keep your job in depression?
what will be the strongest in one year, the dollar or the EURO, and why?
>>60165460somewhere between -4 and -8
>>60165460i haven't checked it in a while but a poll was started some hours agohttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQDLN7ne
>>60165460About 5% drop is my call. Maybe a bit more or a bit less.
PEOPLE ARE JUMPING OFF MOSCOWS SKYSCRAPERSPUMP THE OIL PRICE BACK UP YOU ORANGE RETARD YOURE SUPPOSED TO DO OUR BIDDING
>>60165460It will grow by 2%. Total rebound.
>>60165406Trust the pla-ACK
>>60165483it's not a forex market general nigger
>>60165483Euro will lead for the next 4 years. Because USA will keep pushing musk's companies (which will keep falling)
>>60165490>PEOPLE ARE JUMPING OFF MOSCOWS SKYSCRAPERSnice, source
Hour and some change left
>>60165460everyone expect a drop, so we will go up today
>>6016543765k afaiknot far off now!
>>60165494>>60165495thanks a lot for your input
>>60165460>dropthat's cute bobo
>>60165445BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.TOTAL MARKET CRASH ON WEDNESDAY, IM PRAYING FOR IT
This will be a fake n gay "crash" mark my words.
slurpers think they're slurping when they buy 50$ of SPY
so do i sell or buy
>>60165533yes
>>60165516you have no power hereweekend was nothing but mega fud
>>60165533Sell breh
>>60165533you buy 100k and short 100kthis will allow you to always profit :3
Futures recovering
>>60165523>pump it
>>60165533long vix niggas in a nutshell
>wake up>market is reboundingWhat is this bullshit
GME will be green while the market bleeds at close. I'll be back after gloat.
>>60165437>whats the new BTC price liquidation number at now?MSTR doesn't have a traditional liquidation price. The only way to kill MSTR is to push its stock price below the conversion price when a round of its convertible bonds matures. Next squeeze opportunity is December 2025, where MSTR needs to be above $39.80 to avoid having to pay off its debt. After that, the next squeeze is February 2027, where MSTR needs to be above $143.25.It's possible to sink MSTR, but it'll need to be an enormous and sustained dump to do it.
>>60165486
>>60165548Playing both sides like a true entrepeneur
>>60165533buy some today, buy some tomorrow
I WILL NOT BUY I WILL DCA I WILL NOT BUY I WILL DCA I WILL NOT BUY I WILL DCA I WILL NOT BUY I WILL DCA I WILL NOT BUY I WILL DCA
Fed announces "closed board meeting" for today
>>60165482>think you're gonna keep your job in depression?Of course.
POWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYOU BASTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>he dumped? slurp eet
>>60165586panicshorts are fucked
How hard will anti trumpers seethe if the market actually recovers
>>60165524The only think fake and gay is wipepo breaking all their own rules because they can’t sell shoes and tshirts.
>>60165586>>60165587People trying to frontrun unpredictable events will always get fucked
>Powell raises ratesI have faith
>>60165598Recovers what? Premarket? Thursday+Friday dump?
>>60165580>>60165586we are ending mega green kek
>>60165502kek dumb churka serf triggered
>>60165598Market needs to crash further so i can buy
>>60165580this might actually change some things
>>60165598The markets always recover. The dip and the fear is what is unnecessary
just woke up lol not looking good for my overnight sqqq buy
1 hour till nothing burger. Time to make coffee.
>>60165612they're gonna bail out and then the doomp will be one to remember for ages
Powell about to cut ratesUS market to skyrocketBVLL MARKET
What the fuck does that means? https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114296287858068040
>>60165580>No cuts. what would happen
Told you we're going green.
>>60165580>100% tariffs>magats: please Jerome, lower rates 0.25 pts
I stayed up 22 hours for a pump?im going to fucking bed.
>>60165580>>60165586What does this meanDid Trump get his way or are they planning to take him out
>>60165432ghibli this
>>60165637His mandate is to keep inflation down though. Why hand Trump what he wants when he's the one fucking everything up
>>60165653nothing reallythey arent going to cut rates
>>60165638Fuck I can't read boomer...
>>60165556> Leagues of Bogonoffkek
literally a nothingburger
>>60165409MIGAtard retardation
Can't wait to retire in 10 years bros.
>>60165586This isn't going to matter.You're a fool if you think a few rate cuts can stop a market collapse.
>>60165406Of course he knew.He is the best.But seriously even if he knew(he did) then why would he say he knew? How does that benefit him to say he knew it would fuck shit in the ass
>>60165580Am I the only one who thinks this is bearish? This means the crash has gone far enough that it's becoming a liquidity crisis.
>>60165691it's literally a regularly scheduled meeting
>>60165691it's nothing, they do these monthly
>>60165691>liquidity crisisWords words words just start the printer already.
>>60165661He’s bending the knee anonInterest rates will fall and the economy will reboundYou just didn’t trust the plan
>>60165661Unless Trump threatens a hit on Jpow to his face, I don't think the rates are going down any time soon. I have conviction in how much south their dick measuring contest will take the market.
say it powellsay you're hiking ratesjust do it, DO IT YOU PUSSY
>>60165691you are being had by random xitter accounts purposely baiting engagement
>>60165193Most of their money comes from airline service and engine leasing contracts which is why they got bodied by COVID. They've been feeling overpriced to me for a while from momentum around being the "best performing" FTSE stock, but there was some genuine hope there which justified it imo from their CEOs efficiency drive, new engine development and small modular reactor stuff which people were hyping up for energy security. Future performance will be based on how deep you think this recession is going to go. A downturn in global travel will hit their bottom line hard, but they are a core UK defence co. and the best military aero engine manufacturer outside the US so they should actually benefit from global instability like Ukraine escalating or a Sino-Taiwan war. Been riding them since they were sub-100 just after COVID. I sold most at 430 and the rest at 811 last month (smug), but bought back in at 740. I'll probably get more if they get below 550 for any length of time. It's a small part of my portfolio, happy to just sit on them for now as I just like them for being a rare UK non-finance co doing genuinely excellent stuff. I often see their R&D investment doing good work out and about in academia where I work.
>>60165715cryptonigs and retail don't even know what a board meeting is
>>60165586Literally means nothing, lmao.
https://audiovisual.ec.europa.eu/en/ebs/live/1Conference soon
>>60165667It's pretty easy to understand, are you simple? (Yes)
>>60165745>ui have desided zat ui ar postponement le tariffs antil le May hon hon hon
This is a pre-scheduled fed meeting, not an emergency meeting. They hold these regularly in between their public announcements.Stop panicking.Take your social media tin foil hats off.
Conference my assDump it
>>60165092Will Bobo win or will the Crab win?I lean on Bobo, since these tariffs would really mess up the real economy, but who knows.
>>60165745It's already clear that germans don't want the EU to put countertariffs
Liquidate labor, liquidate stocks, liquidate farmers, liquidate real estate. It will purge the rottenness out of the system. High costs of living and high living will come down. People will work harder, live a more moral life. Values will be adjusted, and enterprising people will pick up the wrecks from less competent people.
>>60165755>Take your social media tin foil hats off.They won't because it's addictive as crack. That is why i am heavily invested in META.
>>60165775this, but only this monday
>>60165775You are gay and poor
>>60165775>enterprising peopleis that what we're calling kikes these days
>>60165775>People will work harder, live a more moral lifeare you 12
>>60165763The general prevailing sentiment is bearish, and going against the herd has rarely been a great idea, at least in the short to medium term. It may not be today, but we likely go down further from here.
Indonesian market open tomorrow after a long 2 weeks eid break... I'm scared...currently down -10%
board meeting closed due to AIDS
>>60165598No refunds, retard.
>>60165808it's a quote
>>60165103yeah its either that or crab
>>60165160Let's call it Cheeto Monday then
Wake me at -20%
>>60165808I will start putting on hoodies and shoplift from CVS if times get tougher, count on it.
>>60165349>>60165724Hmm, may just have to ride it out then. Up enough I guess that hits shouldn't be that painful. Hopefully this business means they'll be more likely to get the big SMR contract in the UK too, Yanks have probably lost enough goodwill that their companies won't get it.
>>60165775Didn't work out well the last time.
This is, quite literally, the gayest day I've ever seen. And I've seen gay days, let me tell you that. The gayest you can think of
>>60165826AI is getting disturbing man
Navarro is on cnbc saying talk of recession is silly since Trump is going to release tax cuts
>>60165851Did you look into a mirror today?
Should I sell my Apple stock before it’s too late?
>>60165198they will pull a double trick so we get one of those mega candles
>>60165827wake up
>>60165849Trust the planMellonheads in control
when does the market open?
>>6016587111 minutes
>>60165753
>>60165842sounds like nigger behavior
>>60165851Looking at to many 2d girls can do that to you.
>>60165871less than a bong, roughly 40 bings
>>60165775>enterprising people will pick up the wrecks from less competent people.that's certainly one way to put it.Nah tho. Buy buy buy. Work harder, do door dash on the side, buy everything you can. Skip lunch, default on your leases, do everything you can to buy (tomorrow, after the nuke goes off). Think like a billionaire. The billionaires are buying because to them money is no longer a necessity, it's a weapon of war. Liquidating now is like selling your cow to buy milk.
mommy
>>60165878
>>60165883that's a BOY and that's GAY and that's a GOOD THING
>>60165428Which is wild cuz semis are exempt from tarrif
>>60165883Thar girl looks sus
>>60165856The amount of calming talk is usually proportionate to how much things are fucked.
>>60165270i deserve a cosplay gf.
>>60165878my bad i'm very tired, 40 minutes
>>60165859>too lateday of ze crash™
>>60165883destroying venti's bussy like trump destroyed the stock market
>they keep doing it
>>60165883wheres her penis
>>60165895>girl
>>60165745I like how this is scheduled 15 minutes before open. Almost feels intentional.
>>60165280the new trend is breadless breadlines
>>60165879how can anyone take the dutch seriously with their language? it's like a bilingual english/german drunkard 24/7
>>60165918Probably is.
>>60165918they just need to mention excluding US companies from public procurement and a digital services tariff to nuke the markets
>URSULA: EU TO HASTEN PIVOT TO DEVELOP TRADE AGREEMENTS WITH MEXICO, ASEAN
>>60165305well these days all activity happens in pre and on hours is just crabbing or on a wilder day small moves within that set range
>>60165921>how can anyone take the dutch seriouslythey dontnobody takes a country that unironically taxes unrealized gains seriously
>>60165775america is propped up by slave nations across the globemy taxes in a foreign country literally pay for your retirement and pump your stock marketgoing isolationist will destroy america because all its citizens are mutt retards with 90 IQ
Navarro is saying everyone's overreacting and Trumps plan is perfect
0% tariffs on USA is not enough to make a deal, according Navarro
>URSULA: THE EU IS READY TO NEOGOTIATE 0x0 TARIFFS WITH US, BUT WILL RETALIATE IF NECESSARY
>Post YFW it actually does happen, total market collapse
>>60165918>https://audiovisual.ec.europa.eu/en/ebs/live/1Watching everyone spitefully time their events to fuck other countries over has been the best part of the last 48 hours
>>60165934>1% chanceBro I play gacha games. I've got an entire harem of 1% chances. And soon, we all will.
>>60165936>no we can't tax realized gains because the tax office can't calculate realized gains it's too much work>if we move to realized gains then we'll get less money every year, that's bad>please pay the 2% wealth tax starting from 50kliterally clown nation
ALL THAT I WANTIS TO WAKE UP FINETELL ME THAT I'M ALRIGHTTHAT I AINT GONNA DIEALL THAT I WANTIS A HOLE IN THE GROUNDAND YOU CAN TELL ME WHEN ITS ALRIGHT FOR ME TO COME OUTHARD TIMES !GONNA MAKE YOU WONDER WHY YOU EVEN TRYHARD TIMES !GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN AND LAUGH WHEN YOU CRYTHESE LIVES !AND STILL DON'T KNOW HOW I EVEN SURVIVEHARD TIMES. HARD TIMES !AND I GOTTA GET TO ROCK BOTTOMOOH!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc
>0% tariffsNO NO NO N O NONONONONONON
>>60165953
Do bugs have protein?
Buy the dip
Trumps team of cronies defending him, I feel like they are rubbing their hands together whenever I look away
>>60165971a lot, more than beef
>chlorinated chicken good actuallysomeone shoot ursula
>>60165948What does this mean
EU's Von der Leyen: We are ready to negotiate with the US on tariffs
WHY IS IT DUMPING AGAIN?
Ursula pumping US marketsBlack Monday CANCELLED
>>60165560Liquidating shorts/everyone sold at next available price on market open and were correcting up a little
MARKET CRASHEDISRAEL PRAISEDPLAN TRUSTED
>>60165984but they don't have meat, where is the protein stored
>>60165998>we are mad but unsure if we doing anything yet
>>60165977no thanks, dont want your imaginary worthless slop
>>60165092Nasdaq futures actually managed to touch the top of the 2021 post-COVID pump highs. Ok, this crash is actually getting a bit ridiculous and hysterical at this point.
>>60165986Zensurula.
>>60165999>>60166000because Ursula has just said that the EU will likely retaliate
EU cucked lmao
KILL ALL GERMANS THEY'RE FUCKING IT ALL UP AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60166025>>60166019WHICH IS IT???!
>>60165977>no stocksSad.Many such cases.
>>60166032>>60166032>>60166032>>60166032New
>>60165986Sorry, but not buying your food, burgeranons. I just can't trust it.
NO BLACK MONDAYTOTAL EU CAPITULATIOn
>>60165948I'm running out of KEKs here plz
Wait a minute, we are getting taxed...to pay for a tax cut...on ourselves
>>60165981What a man can’t warm his hands? Don’t you know how hard that is since the dems waged their War on Coal?
>>60166034the tweet is incomplete. Ursula said negotiating would be ideal, but recognizes that Trump is unlikely to want to negotiate ao they are preparing tariffs
>>60165998eu bureaucracy at workindecision and fickleness, taking 50 years to react and drafting a plan, likely going to cuck in the end anyways very normal eu stuff
>>60165845>Hopefully this business means they'll be more likely to get the big SMR contract in the UK toodon't count on it, government procurement is absolutely fucked and we'll pick some no-name swedish company because of our amazing civil service rulesbesides this government hates nuclear for no reason
>>60165920We are already breadless. Call me crazy but all of the artisan and specialty breads at grocery stores are PROOF we are actually living in a simulation.Nobody buys this bread. Ever. I never see it in someone's cart. I never see someone checking out with a massive red pepper asiago loaf the size of a basketball. In all my years I've never walked into a friends home and been offered a baguette or a fresh slice of focaccia.I've never even heard of a "Sourdough Boule" and respectfully I am not sure they even exist.Nobody is baking these. Nobody is buying these. Nobody is eating these. They are just there. Every time. Just like last time. Being walked past.The bread is a decoration. The bread is a simulation.
>>60166069>In all my years I've never walked into a friends home and been offered a baguette or a fresh slice of focaccia.because you're POOR
>>60165953I'd be humbled but not broken
>>60165934We rolling a 1% SSR Economic Collapse-chan
>>60166069those 'artisanal loaves' probably cost pennies to actually make and warm up in the store
>>60165953I came from nothing and I'll go back to nothing, so what have I lost? Nothing!
>>60166069now that you mention it.very sus
>>60165977we havent even reached the dip yet.
>>60166038MSTR and GME are the best stocks and have outperformed the S&P and the mag7>>60166016Hard money is more valuable than fake money (ticker USD)
>>60165893You dont know what goes into making semis do you?You dont know what they put semis in do you?
>>60166177Hunter gatherers nightmare.webm
>>60166195Yes we have retard. Tariffs are being negotiated and big money has already repositioned their China and EU positions to cash and are about to long the US. Long term US exposure is now much more favorable over Asian and European exposure
>>60166215Demons?
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>>60166069I made some bread the other day. Chocolate chip sourdough
>>60166263Yeah. Demons are very expensive imports now.
Don't do it anons... it's not worth it
what
>>60166303Makes sense thanks
>>60165948kek eu wont do shit. bunch of rambling women
>>60166069>not going to M&S where they turn all the excess "artisan bread" into god tier garlic breadThey put so much fucking garlic butter in them, shit's amazing. Pretty good value too.
>>60166288bro wtf is that even good it sounds like a cursed af combination
>>60166331Sounds like you're a CONFUSICAN
We're fucked boys.
easy for billionaires to not panic, they will live in luxury and have underage girls sucking their dicks no matter what happens
>>60166008Kekked
>>60166331>please don't sell or you're not a patriot
>>60166069oh yeah those definitely feel like they are for show. such absurd prices and indeed never do you see people getting them
>>60166559Going to be a lot of people who were previously ultra rich finding themselves in negative equity if it gets much worse
>>60166205No they aren't.Stop chasing memes.
>>60166604That will only happen to the moderately rich. The ultra rich could lose 99% of their money, exit the market entirely, and still have enough money to achieve the highest standard of living possible from now until the end of civilization.It's called capitalism. Whoever has the capital wins. Cash is not capital, but labor, land, and equipment are.
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>>60166766Lots of paper billionaires/almost billionaires with all their money stuck as shares backed with mortgages.If you've €2b in shares in 3-4 major companies backed by $1bn in finance, it can be hard to liquidate in a shaky market without risking bankrupting yourself
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