Don’t be a PANICAN edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60166032
He's actually retarded
the third impact
if trump crashes the global economy he is the best president of all timechange my mind
nothing ever happens
>-1000-1000>-1000-1000>-1000-1000>-1000-1000>-1000-1000>-1000-1000>-1000-1000
IM PANICAN
Neon green.
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
-1206
MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS ARE GONE THE FUCK DO I DO
we're gonna craaaab
>>60166817PANIGGAS WE OUT HERE
DAMAGE REPORT
>only 3% nothingburger
>NO CHARTWE ARE SEEING CHICXULUB IMPACTOR LEVELS OF DESTRUCTION
>>60166844
>down %3so there's still 97% value leftwho cares?everyone needs to stop panicking
LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING HAPPENED YOU GUYS LIED
APOLOGIZE
3% is fine what are you worried about lol
>>60166817-4% drop...I expected -5%, got not too far
>make mistake of talking to boom booms>le heckin ELLIOT waves>trump dindu nuffin>it will go back up next yearI hate boomers so much.
DOW -5%
robinhood crashing out
Wow. What a surprise. Another nothingburger. Two more weeks.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
>>60166867Don't sell?
I sincerely wish I had died back when I got covid
Breakers, here we come!
EUROPOORS STARTINGhttps://audiovisual.ec.europa.eu/en/ebs/live/1?lg=INT
>MAYDAY MAYDAY>LINE IS GOING DOWN>I REPEAT>LINE IS GOING DOWN
EU announcement starting:https://audiovisual.ec.europa.eu/en/ebs/live/1
ITS SO FUCKING OVER
AAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO DIE NOOO PULL UP
PLAN STATUS?
ITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER
>>60166870Sold that shit days ago cuh >not much a fucked up reject like you is good for
Let them cookBagholfers are fighting fresh buyers
I KNOWI KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN
>TESLA GOING DOWNYESYESYES
>EU press conference finally fucking started
>>60166911rooftop
>oh no my hecking tesler, coca cola, jack daniels and a generation of depressed teens from social media will be more expensivebig deal
EU MEETING STARTED THOSE FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>60166817> -4%
Me want line go lower
Tesla Inc −17.94 (7.49%)>Tesla Inc −17.94 (7.49%)Tesla Inc −17.94 (7.49%)>Tesla Inc −17.94 (7.49%)Tesla Inc −17.94 (7.49%)>Tesla Inc −17.94 (7.49%)
Techbros taking the L instantly.
ITS RECESSION TIME
>>60166918I‘VE BEEN AWFUL TO MYSELFI THOUGHT I COULD LIVEWITH NO ONE BUT MYSELF
>>60166922Kek
WALLAHI I'M FINISHED
BULLS BTFO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKBRING BACK WOKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>US stock market begins>not an instant breakerYou guys are panicking too much. Calm down. This is better than expected now.
>-4%Its over, isn't it?
>already down almost 4% on openholy shit.
TESLA BELOW $200 TODAY?
>>60166930we do a bit of trolling
3-4% drop? nothingburger this isnt a black monday told you so
BEAR MARKET CONFIRMED
How can I ever recover from this?
The lower the line, the bigger the future gains.
by allah I am ruined
>>60166951
IT'S HAPPENING! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
PLUMMETTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
boomers really voted for their own death
i hab no mo money to buygo on without meh
C'MON TESLA, GO UNDER 200!
After only a few minutes... Good luck, friends.
>Mere -4%Black Monday fags btfo.
boomer's retirement status?
Imagine being 65 about to retire and seeing this.
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
WDHMBT? https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/07/peter-navarro-says-vietnams-0percent-tariff-offer-is-not-enough-its-the-non-tariff-cheating-that-matters.html
Market is thinking about -1300
what the fuck is that creaking noise AIIEEEEEEE
nothing to worry about LOLbears btfo
>oil touching $60 a barreltankerbros - dare I say it, is it our time again?
OOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS GOING DOWN AGAIN
Is it already frozen WTF LMAO
>hedge funds>they're not hedged
>>60166986
BRING BACK DEIBRING BACK WOKEBRING BACK TRANS ATHLETESBRING BACK DRAG QUEEN STORY TIMEBRING BACK LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
buy AAPL, MSFT and NVDA for easy free money
Dubs and we get circuit breakers
>3% nownevermind its just a nothing burger. No black monday
3%. oh look it's a nothing burger. NYSE only one down 6. the absolute state of doomers. I told you to wait for EU before doom.
Tell us about plan B bitch Euro ass >>60166987Oh yeah what even was tue instant drop on BM 1.0? Oldfags?
NASDAQ: -666
Oops we slid to -1360 pretty fast
That's it, I'm buying kneepads.
whats the issue?????
>SOXL puts>VIX callsWhy isn’t everyone doing this
HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!
The Greater Depression begins NOW
SPY -4%SPY -4%SPY -4%SPY -4%SPY -4%
I always wonder about the cucks that have to do the bell-ring thing when there's a shitstorm kek
S&P getting rinsed
>>60167027male sexo
What to buy???
WAS IT ALL A GAME TO YOU
what does it always start the day flat?
Approaching -1450
It's already levelling off compared to FridayWhy are we panicking again?
>>60166997so basically>why are you poor?lmao
>>60167023>surely this will stop any second now
>>60166976I love this meme.
>>60167041It is really funny bit of irony Haha were so happy haha the stock market is about to rinse trilliona
>>60166997>drop your tariffs>trump refuses to drop hisSo why the fuck would every country not just go tariff for tariff instead?
WHERE ARE YOU NOW SLURPERS AAHAHAHAAH!
>>60167050BLANKETS AND BEANS NIGGER
>tesla down 19% alreadybahahaha
>>60167055
sneeding rn
where the fuck is the crash????? I WANT CHEAP SHIT YOU FAGGOTS
OH SHIT THE DOW IS SLIPPING FAST -1400
this nigger keeps yapping just say the response you ESL faggot
>>60166994shouldn't have tunred the west into a shithole, you have no idea how much zoomers want to see this shit burn.total boomer death.
I FUCKING MISS SLEEPY JOE
-4%>-4%PANICANS RISE-4%>-4%PANICANS RISE-4%>-4%PANICANS RISE-4%>-4%PANICANS RISE-4%>-4%PANICANS RISE-4%>-4%PANICANS RISE
>>60166994Shouldn’t be a panican (weak and stupid)
>>60167016this but unironically
CHEAPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit I thought I was a retard for pulling out yesterday, turns out I saved myself
CIRCUIT BREAK>CIRCUIT BREAK CIRCUIT BREAK>CIRCUIT BREAK CIRCUIT BREAK>CIRCUIT BREAK CIRCUIT BREAK>CIRCUIT BREAK CIRCUIT BREAK>CIRCUIT BREAK
Irony
Circuit breakers incoming
>Bobo money coming inYESYESYES
panicans are BTFO
Fucking huge slide, -1500
Slurp so I can exitSLURP SO I CAN EXIT
4% buywall gone
>>60167041
>>60167093I sure hope you catch it by the handle.
>Japan negotiatingIt's working...
Omg aquabounty up 3.64%! YES
Newfriends of smg panicking at -4% might stop trading and go focus on something else. We have seen negative oil prices here where they were paying money for people to accept oil deliveries. The market can get a lot worse.
-1488, let's go !
MY MASSIVELY INFLATED BUBBLE ECONOMY WASN'T BASED ON ANY ACTUAL MACROECONOMIC FUNDAMENTALS AND IS GOING DOWN 5%?AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Glad im not a rican
>>60166997Vietnam is basically a Chinese port. China pays some small bribes and then shit is "made in Vietnam".
>>60167065That is probably what will happen. Trump has once again stated this isn't open to negotiations and they aren't dropped until the deficit is balanced or there is a surplus on the American side which isn't going to happen. Countries are going to turn from trying to appease Trump to telling him to go fuck himself because they're fucked anyways.
>>60167061Be not afraidThere wasn't even a circuit breaker
DOW DOWN -1500>DOW DOWN -1500DOW DOWN -1500>DOW DOWN -1500DOW DOWN -1500>DOW DOWN -1500DOW DOWN -1500>DOW DOWN -1500
god damn, I was not bearish enough
>>60167109
>drumpf bending the knee>kramer calling for SPX 4000Sorry bobo, crash cancelled.
I forgot how fun it is to watch the market crash. Last time we did this was in 2020. A more innocent year. It was also in the Spring.
>4%I'm going to need to set more alerts on my SHORTS. A HAHAHAHAHA HAHA
>>60167109there is nothing to negotiate
LEGENDARY TESLA DUMP. HAHAHAHA
>>60167121This is actually worse possible outcomeBig dip but very far from the bottoma -20% would be more desirable
Is this the $6 SOXL waiting room?
>>60167069Where can you see tsla in real time? Yahoo is delayed 15min
VIX Chads keep winning
Dow resting s moment
He wants to sell?>break the circuit
>>60167109Negotiating what? I thought tariffs are to bring manufacturing back, not for negotiations?
This market opening is brought to you by Dollar Tree: Where you'll be shopping exclusively soon.
I solded
>>60167140Everyone told you he would fold
>EU already offering zero-for-zero tariffsCrash cancelled
>>60167126Oh shit this version is sicker
>>60167125I know right, we need a 30% correction at least then you buy, then jerome turns on the printer but jews aint even selling despite seething all weekend
>>60167142>Last time we did this was in 2020. A more innocent yearI also had a job that wasn't a complete meme. sad. COVID buck broke me. I wonder what this meltdown will do.
Japs could end up rescuing some of the market here if they can get the orange retard to under control but as soon as the EU announces the retaliation (which they will) it's absolutely FUCKED
DO NOT PANICNOTPANIC
>people are panicking over a loss that's barely 5%It's time to admit you guys lost. The great panic of 2025 has failed.
>>60166975say it aint so habibi
>>60167140He blinked. The tariffs on Canada and Mexico were already fake tariffs I wonder if he'll turn these into fake ones too.
>folio already up 18% todayThank you orange nigger
soxl sissies...
>>60166843lmao if only he could readOther countries rarely buy american cars because those aren't adapted to their countries. Don't have cheap oil so a gaz-guzzling mastodont is a problem.Smaller roads so small cars prefered.Not as much parking space.Stronger limitations and enforcement, no need for a rocket propeller.
Trump is going to retire me
>>60167121If you aren't panicking right now, it's because you're mentally retarded
>>60167140Japan is never in a gorillion years going to buy american cars, he is so fucking retarded
>>60166870AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60167125It was based on non literal retards running the country, actually. That has now been proven unequivocally no longer true.
>>60166850LIKE I SAID.. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
bulls deep-throating knives rn
>>60167167>he doesn’t know about Vietnam
not that bad for me besides oil 2bhnow the question is what to slurp? I don't think NVDAs gonna ever go back to what it was
>>60167167navarro already said zero-for-zero tariffs arent enough.
>DENN -6.4%
Bobo? Please pull up
>>60167191>you will live to see $1 soxlKino
>>60167167The mean EU tariff were already at like 2% across the board, so Trump dumped the entire world economy over 2%?
DUMPING
I LOOK AWAY FOR 5 SECONDS AND ITS DROPPED FROM 3.9 TO 4.25
>>60167199Why would a cash god who saw bubble p/e panic? You should have been in bonds/metals a year ago waiting for this
>>60167140Driving on the wrong side of the road is tariff cheating.
>>60167160Bout to be 2 dollars per item after this
>>60167209N O P A N I C ?PANICAN
>>60167109>It's working...
>>60167209This. The entire world keeps giving him an out and he keeps telling them to fuck off. We're already off the cliff and any other conclusion is PURE mumucope.
WARNINGALTITUDEPULL UP PULL UP
>4.20%
IT'S GOING DOWN TO 5% NO SURVIVORS
>>60167218>Trump dumped the entire world economy over 2%?Yes.Welcome to why the market is crashing. The man at the helm is insane.
GOODBYE TESLA YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
Wtf is going on with vix
Long tlt anon here... I told you to get tlt... I told you many times.
>Seeing the World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers at 11:00 A.M. Exciting!!! DJTIt's literally fucking so over, it isn't even funny.
HEY DOLLAR MILKSHAKE FAGI DRINK IT, RETARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg
HOLD THE LINE UNBREAKABLE DIAMOND SUPPORT AT 4766
Statement released about tesla customers. Their private study suggests they lost 10% of their customers due to political backlash. However they say it's a conservative estimate at this time.
>>60167138>to me a deficit is a lossThere's no way to un-retard him, is there? There's no way to convince him to understand basic economic fundamentals.
>>60167234RETARDRETARDRETERD
>>60167140Why would the Japanese buy American cars in high numbers? Ford these days is nearly exclusively a large truck and suv producer.
I’m buying NVIDIA RIGHT NOW. R8 my decision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUODdPpnxcA
>>60167140This retard thinks japs will start buying F150s. There's a reason everyone buys jap cars instead.
Dow on a 4.5% drop
I am not gonna make it brehs...
DADDY ELONDADDY ELON MAKE IT STOP
>>60167199> he isnt cash right nowyour NGMI nigger, should have pulled out last week and wait for the dip.
Where can I see TSLA in real time?
reading this thread when youve sold everything is pretty odd. cutting losses is pretty nice
>-1600>-1600>-1600>-1600>-1600>-1600>-1600
VIX absolutely mooning
>TSLA -10.35%LMAO
HOLKY FUCK MY PUTS
only some eu counter tariffs delayed. most hit april 15th as planned.
>>60167255Tesla could actually be fucking done holy shit
>>60167216
>>60167267its only a 4% drop thats not bearishbuy the dipduh
Panican (weak and stupid) bros won
>>60167140who thought "negotiations" weren't the natural conclusion of slapping on tariffs?
>>60167226Panic.
>>60167275YOURE GONNA MISS OUT BUY NNOW
>TESLA DOWN 25%
>>60167240
If it hasn't dropped any harder than now, it's not going to hit circuit breaker. The people have spoken, the tariffs are working.
>>60167199everything going down is going to come back with profit, so the only panic I feel is that I'm around a lot of ignorant panicans
>>60167202doesn't matter, just like with the Eu and China now he just has to make it look like a win for his dumbass supporters. Currently tariff are less than 2% in most countries, they will remove them and Trump will claim victory while fuck all will happen because people don't want to buy american cars and such for other reason , especially after this shithe will go back in talks to annex greenland and canada after that to distract the world
>>60167273cash? what are you going to do with cash?
>>60167267based paul appreciator
Here is your can boomer.Would you like to kick it?Would you like to kick the can?
I wouldn't want to be a street cleaner on Wall Street today.
Do I start buying th dip today? What do I buy?
>>60167272me on the left, my only offspring growing on the right
I have a confession to make. The only reason I'm so euphoric about this crash is that I have nothing going for me in life. I'm a bobo because I'm miserable and I want everyone else to me just as miserable as I am.
TESLA IS FUCKING DONE
>>60167274https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/
>>60167255>10%>conservative estimateBAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60167261the average american car wouldnt even fit on a japanese street. i spent almost a year of my life in japan when i was in the army and only saw like 5 american cars, and im pretty sure all of them were ford mustangs. i dont recall seeing anything else.
What inverse leverages should i.buy bros?
how long till circuit breaker?
>>60167255>conservative estimate
post market themehttps://youtu.be/9sTQ0QdkN3Q?list=RD-w2m-TeLi6I
Bros... It ain't looking good...
>VTI almost -5%AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60167272LEGENDARY SELL OFF HAHAHAHAHAHASUB 200 IS BACK
>>60167273I don't have any cash, I'm broke?
>>60167326At this rate? Another hour or so for the first circuit breaker.
>>60167296Chunk of me thinks it'll be on the slow decline throughout the day, you now have all these international companies that are based in the USA who are now going to have to make statements about future profits.
>>60167298He's probably going to propose a weak customs and free movement deal with Carney or something which will spike the markets and let him harp to his supporters that he "economically annexed Canada"
Lads we can't arse around buying lots of different stocks in a bear marketIf we all agree to buy just one, say GME, the price will go up!Let's beat the bear market and all buy GME
>>60167332>not all redRemain calm, there's still hope left.
>>60167255Meaning leftists open fire in public on CyberTrucks and cops do nothing because they're all leftists also. Does this prove that terrorism is good and works?
>>60167275Same here. This is how you learn risk management, I guess. Feels pretty warm and safe. Hedged. In my lane.
PULL THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
snp went from -4.42% to -4.18% happening cancelled
what is the EU doing? i couldnt pay attention to what that guy was saying
I'm growing corn.
BASEBALL!!!!!!! https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114296933498836216
SELLSELLSELLSELL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>60167315me too
>>60167268Japanese cars driving wheel is on the right side of the car...
party's over
>>60167315Now you understand the average MAGAretard
i bought the falling kniveit hurts
>>60167365It’s time for you people to go back to your board since you’re bored off this now
>>60167370>DodgersWill the cute shark girl be there again?
What a fucking nothing burger we aren't even at 7% first breaker yet
OVER -1600>OVER -1600OVER -1600>OVER -1600OVER -1600>OVER -1600OVER -1600>OVER -1600
>tfw I was pretty sure this was going to happen 2 weeks ago but because it's been drilled into me that time in the market beats timing the market since I was a kid I didn't sellAnyone else know this feel
>>60167296>working
401k status?
>>60167153What I'm saying is that if they can't stomach the down trend slow bleeding market then they shouldn't be doing it.>>60167199You are not ready to be trading if you can't even see a -50% drop without panicking. Might as well buy an index and ignore it for 40 years.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
we're backyou did buy the dip, didn't you anon?
>>60167315same
>>60167291I S A I D N O P A N I CPANICAN>>60167336Wait holy shit my Tesla shorts might make some back kek
SP500 GOING UP?
>>60167273I am in mostly cash, you dumbfuck. It's not about my personal gains or losses, it's about the fact that they're destroying the economy on purpose. If you can't see what's going on, I envy your ignorance
Wallah. And just like that it's recovered.
lol it's recovering, i just sold the bottom too
>>60167366Not much, talked about things to do to buttress their economy, no threats but also no fig leaves to USA
lol already bottomed just a normal day
>>60167397Wtf
NOOOOOOO AS SOON AS I BOUGHT PUTS THE MARKET RECOVERED.TYPICAL RIGGED.MARKET
told you GREEN MONDAY
>>60167332What site is this?
>>60167406Dead cat bounce?
>>60167255>conservative estimatethats how you know its way fucking worse
who the fuck just bought over a hundred points worth of the DOW in one secondWTF is wrong with him?
>>60167367>he thinks the corn will save him
CIRCUIT BREAKERS?!
>newfriends thing this is bad>they dont realize its a Shmita year in 2028you have seen nothing yet
>spy jumped-up by 1% in 5 minuteswhat the fuck?
>>60167406yep, relentless bids
who sold (so we can laugh)
>>60167384At a certain point you have to trade on the fundamentals. There is categorically no reason to believe the fundamentals are anything but universally terrible right now. You don't need to be a savvy investor or an economist to look at an average tariff rate north of 20% kicking in on the fucking 9th to see that this is going to end very, very poorly for all of us.
>>60167393>We didn't need money, anyway.
I hope post-orangeman crash is as comfy as post-covid crash. I miss Workhorse memes, GME cat, tesla vs nio shitposting, etc.
>>60167424FINVIZ
>>60167422just wait it turn again
>>60167406Plunge Protection Team
>>60167428He doesn't know...
>>60167370KEK
>>60167424finviz
BULL TRAP>BULL TRAPBULL TRAPGET THE FUCK DOWN
>>60167410Buy the top
Does any of this mean anything for me as a Bong?
this dude elon blew 200 billion dollars because he wanted to be king of chuds. once in a generation levels of retardation. its impressive
>>60167408good, total boomer death i hope your 401k burns to the ground nigger>>60167300wait for the fags to lose everything then SLUUUURRP>>60167337why the fuck are you here then
its a GREEN MONDAY you didnt believe but look the S&P already upBEARS BTFO
>>60167428
>>60167434it's rigged. There was never a stock market.
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
>>60167370LONG BSBL
>>60166872Now 4.5, oh no no no
What the fuck do I do bros.....I just transferred my last 20k to my chequing account from savings and I am about to transfer it in to buy like an oil ETF at the bottom or something just to make some money back hopefully....
panicans we're so back
So black monday is cancelled then
What fucking retards are still buying
Dead cat
>Back down we go
>>60167391Nope. Once I saw that Trump's cabinet was full of idiots and that the Senate was going to be a bunch of loyalists who tell Trump everything he wants to hear, I got entirely out of all markets.
>>60167391That‘s only a rule of the thumb and humans have an average lifespan of 80 years (100 if you invest in longevity). If you miss the selloff point once you might not recover for decades.
Are we back bros?
HOLY BOUNCE
>>60167282saving this one, nice meme anon
>>60167459>-3.5%>up
>>60167483Who bought the top, be honest
if you guys think this is the bottom I genuinely feel bad for you
nothing ever happens.
>>60167443We can bring back those time you just need to buy some GME
>>60167456His companies have systems in place to avoid him screwing them up.
>>60167484>nooo why didnt we listen to barney sandles and elizabeth warren and schumer :( :( :( :(
>>60167453FTSE is also fucked famalam but if you have an S&S ISA it's probably invested in US stockshowever expect several bank of england rate cutswe aren't really effected because we only got a 10% tariff and US-UK trade talks are more progressed than people realise
we're reaching levels of fear previously thought impossible.
>>60167391you are not a dog, stop conditioning yourself and be rationalyou clearly know what ur doing somewhat
>he bought
>>60167453>multiple muslim-only towns, niggers can kill or rape anyone without consequences>worry about stocks
STOP BUYING THIS IS THE END OF AMERICASTOP.BUYING.
>>60167450>>60167449thank you kind anons. Is this more reliable than biz or google finance? Numbers are wildly different
2021s peak is now the floor
>1-2 men have the power to completely fuck the markets upthis stock shit is so incredibly fake and gay. I should have built a chicken coop or something
>>60167473putting money on things at this moment is like bedding on red. We've not seen the full extent of retaliatory tariffs yet, could be nowhere near the bottom.
>Roll the credits.
This isn't looking great - Can Trump break out Plan B or something? I assume he has a backup.
>>60167202They can just sell their dollar reserves, let their currencies appreciate and simply pay the tariffs.The formula really is a Thanos snap, it will work. If they don't want to import more from the US, then the tariffs will simply force them to stop exporting.
>>60167367This early in the season? It can still freeze in May
>>60167510I paid off my mortgage with GME originally; I'm never touching it again.>captcha: kj00x
>>60167473Stop catching falling knives and don't suicide
>>60167529It's up to date, but you have to manually refresh.
>>60167517new tax year started just in time for a discount in my S&S ISA
OOOOOOOOOO
seriously who is still slurping theres no way thats big money
>>60167255>conservative estimatekek I get it
>>60167526UK and EU gonna announce retaliatory tarrifs and the crash will continue, fucking wonderful
>>60167541Plan?
>WORST THREE-DAY DROP SINCE WW2WORST THREE-DAY DROP SINCE WW2>WORST THREE-DAY DROP SINCE WW2WORST THREE-DAY DROP SINCE WW2>WORST THREE-DAY DROP SINCE WW2
>>60167526the issue is that the only alternative for EU is the chinks and they will demand that the EU is flooded with cheap chinese EVs
>>60167473>oil etf in a recession
All the retailies sold? Time for blackrocks rally
>>60167447Tell me!
>some mega retard just took tesla back up to 6%Lmao
>>60167569>>60167569>>60167569
>it's going upWe're going to make it bros.
why is it going up
>>60167457Because this is the stock market general thread?
>>60167562Cantor Fitzgerald kek
>smci is greenKek
this just goes to show that retail investors will buy anything
>>60167546FairIt's green on the day now lol, just letting you know
You have to be kidding me. Why did I choose Amazon to short?
>>60167535>electing a literal retard as president was a bad ideawow almost like voting actually does make a difference
>>60167525>stop buying>when the whole country is on sale
The fuck is the news for that sudden fake pump
It is going back upGood initial stress test but we are good now back to business
>>60167140Have fun with vehicle taxes https://www.pref.aichi.jp/global/en/living/taxes/tax.pdf
We're already pumping you babies
>>60167578saudis up green today :^)literally killed their own corner market just to chase it
>>60167599A demented retard was fine why is a non-demented retard causing so much havoc
>>60167520>cnnFake newsMAGA
Did retail wake up?
Should I risk $400,000 in the stock market or on minigun ammo??
>>60167600THIS TIME ITS DIFFERENT THIS IS "THE BIG ONE"
Sell it. Just sell it. The tariffs haven't even kicked in yet. The institutions are holding because they have fiduciary obligations and can't drop a whole portfolio on uncertainty alone. Once the tariffs kick in, companies have to pay billions of taxes, new fundamentals and valuations will drop. Get out while you still can.
>>60167562CHEAPIESHEAPIES
>>60167492i don't think so
>new news comes out that makes trump look like a retard>everyone calls him a retard here/on twitter etc>1/2 hours later, all the trumpfags finally respond to the news and use the exact same (retarded) talking point but pretending its a good thing actuallyi feel like im going crazy, it genuinely seems like actual trump supporters dont exist anymore and everyone else is some indian bot or some guy trying to get replies (even though they barely get any), the entire fucking internet is like this now
>>60167140When Orange Cunt does eventually bend the knee, NEVER FUCKING LET MAGATARDS FORGET that the tariffs were apparently supposed to bring manufacturing back. NEVER FUCKING LET THEM FORGET THAT
>>60167574EU decimated the UK car industry, Chinese EVs are now dominating the UK market. Nice bit of karma for the EU there.The E-Renault 5 is pretty nice though. Not got enough range for me but it looks nice.
>>60167606Hyper volatility and robot buying at a dip
God I hate this manipulated crap, THE MARKET IS A FAKE AND GAY.
>>60167647>check portfolio
PRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIES>PRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIESPRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIES>PRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIESPRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIES>PRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIESPRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIES>PRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIESPRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIES>PRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIESPRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIES>PRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIESPRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIES>PRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIESPRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIES>PRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIESPRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIES>PRESS B TO BUY CHEAPIES
>>60167644>non-demented retardwatch a trump rally from 2016 and watch one from now. The only difference between Trump and Biden is that Biden had smart people puppeteering him while republicans actually listen to their demented senila faggot
>>60167543I'm in Texas, I think (hope) that we got the last of any freezes in Feb. We are having some chilly weather now but the soil is warm still.>>60167429I can't afford groceries
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60167691
>>60167323Checks out, they think muscle cars are awesome, but they still can't be on a japanese street, they also drive opposite side of the road
>was a 4% drop>rebounded to a 3% dropfellow bears, are we losing?
>NVIDIA PUMPINGLETS FUCKING GOOOO
>>60167574Nobody is buying EVs here anyway.
>>60167701Nice cuckmobile you got there Pierre.
>He fell for it and thinks he won't lose everything>Activate the clown show
>>60167524Okay anon. Your country exclusively gets doomer news about the rest of the world so that you're less likely to question the dogshit American system.
I'm out. I sold. I'm done with this shit.
>>60167762>MANIPULATION>MANIPULATION>MANIPULATION>MANIPULATION
>>60167401>that necklaceOOYYYY VEYYY
>>60167751And during his first term Trump had tard wranglers
PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM>PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAMPLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM>PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAMPLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM>PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAMPLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM>PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM
So the short squeeze theory was right.
>>60167762what the fucking fuck
>>60167804>he sold?PUMP IT
>>60167695Brave and stunning message
>>60167391You are retarded for thinking this problem would go away. I would kill myself if I lost 10% of my investment. Now you're stuck potentially losing all of it because you believe in this idiot. You get what you fucking deserve lol.
NVIDIA IS FUCKING PUUUUMPING
>>60167843>I would kill myself if I lost 10% of my investmentPussy
>>60167759Sorry, I was projecting my shitty weather (Ohio) onto you
BREAKING: This is now the worst three-day performance for the S&P 500 since October 1987
>>60167588so your all invested and shitting yourself right now? My condolences.
>line goes straight up
sounds like a good time to sell
HOLD MY BAG NVDA SLURPERS IM OUT HAHAHAHA.
Nothing ever happens
>they sold
My puts don’t expire until the 17th so this dead cat bounce does not faze me
sold 300 @ 123.90sold 103 @ 124.74Now we're at 125.61jfc
>>60167506I did, 30k
Thoughts on this girl
>>60167900No worries. I hope we get some good returns both financially and agriculturally Ohio-anon.
This is a good time to buy TMF (TLT x3) right?Pls respond
>>60168014my strategy is to wait until the Chinese tariffs are applied. I don't think US market manipulation can handle that
What is this Jewish nonsense pump
Hello mumu's, I decided to join you for today and tomorrow as it seems like both days will pump. Afterwards we will return to our regularly scheduled doomsday doomping
crab market
>>60168077retail slurping. dropped my bag on them
>>60168037she looks like your typical american feminist screech goblin
God dammit I sold the bottom
Well the 2025 bear market was fun, now we resume SPX 7000 EOY
>>60168037hot, id let her suck my dick than glaze her kike beak nose and face.
>>60168102time in the market beats timing the market
>>60168102
>trading on the 1 min chart
>cramer calls for black Monday>market will probably finish greenWill he finally be fired
>>60168102buy it back and watch it go down more
>EU had to explain VAT to americansHoly shit
>>60168171VAT aka retarded hidden nigger tax.
>>60168065yeah april 10th is d day
>>60168102Happens to the best of us
pulled the ripcord and sold all my LLY, JEPI, and MSFT to preserve what little gains i had this morning. after that the market started turning around. you are welcome.
>>60168152> everyone expects a black monday>nothing happens because theres no panic.lol
>>60168190>hiddenIt's included in the sale price unlike in the US
>>60168201Best to sit this out. I'm not going to touch the market for a bit. I'm glad I was able to exit positive.
>>60168201>JEPI>Selling the defensive holding
>>60168209i can arrange a panic for you. Billions must go down
>>60168216and its a lot higher than the us vat equivalent sales tax
It’s actually gonna green what the fuck
>All indexes about to go positivebear trap or was the panic all for nothing
>>60168221wise move, im sitting on cash after selling everything last week.things need to fucking stabilize, hopefully we reach the bottom soon.
>>60168065Pick an exit price already bc those tariffs is hanging over your investments. Can you believe Nvidia has become toxic due to the potential 40% tariffs? I feel like I'm dreaming Ton'.
>>60168201Don't worryWhen the market keeps pumping, you'll think you sold the bottom.Then you'll buy back in.Then you will truly learn.
WTF WAS THAT
>>60168284no stock is safe right now, even precious metals have fallen.buying in right now is playing russian roulette in my humble opinion.
>HE SOLD THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOMHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WTF IS GOING ONNNNN??????????
holy shit what a bear trap
IM IM IM GONNA SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
>>60168339my thoughts exactly wholly fucking shit
Total Bobo Death
Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) is positive!
fellow bears.....we've been TRAPPED
>>60168369
I sold 150k worth of my 200k portfolio at this morning's bottom.You're welcome bros, they need to find one of us in the wreckage
Is this a fakeout or is this actually the time to slurp
tsm calls printing
>>60168407wtf they said this thing is in a bear market
>Puts that were up 120% are now washed
JUS IN: Trump 90 days paused for tariffs, besides China!!!!
lollmao even
>>60168477See >>60166860
>>60168489this is a shit coin
>>60168513switch price saved?
>>60168477It's probably too late to slurp for the day. Squeezes can collapse rapidly but obviously, it wont collapse to previous lows.
>>60168437my condolences I sold 50k or my 230k portfolioWhat will you do now?I will wait until China imposes tariffs
>>60168513THE GREATEST RUGPULL IN HISTORY
>>60168369Lol, please God don't crash the market. I'm still looking for work .
>>60168513oh god someone shoot this monkey already
>>60168513He literally just wanted to get us some cheapies
Wow I expected a pump but the pump went straight through bobo's heart, it's okay though i doubt Trump will back off on his tariffs
>>60168513Nobody knows the source yet!
Oh thank Christ Intel recovered, at least temporarily.
ARE WE WINNING?!
>>60168513Source?
>>60168669Sky news is saying CNBC reports that
>>60168669>TARIFF LEGAL CHALLENGE COULD BE FILED AS SOON AS FRIDAY: ABC>HASSETT: TRUMP IS CONSIDERING A 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS FOR ALL COUNTRIES EXCEPT CHINA
>>60167167on auto partsbut this is Europe doing the "Anon, we need to talk" email.
STOP SELLING
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>60168676Intel is the decrepit grandpa of sillicon
Spike of delusion just dropped
>>60168513Fakenews
HERE WE GO AGAIN
this has to be the most ridiculous clown market so far. wtf are these swings on basically no real world change
uh b-bros...?
WTF I bought high and its going down again.
>>60168706CNBC is going back on the statement!!!
Leveraged niggas absolutely obliterated for no reason, God hates them
NOT SO FAST
BUY LOW SELL HIGHWAGMI
>>60168919WAIT I MEAN BUY HIGH SELL LOWMY BAD
literally can't hold for more than 5 mins in any direction
>>60168974its not about the money, its about sending a message.
who the fuck said that 90 days thingkill that nigger
This is faker than the holocaust . Who the f is buying
>>60169032Just a little trolling don't be mad anon teehee
>>60169032and how does that even change anything? so much for that all trust is gone :D shit will literally fly to the moon on the smallest positive rumor
>>60169032It was reported on CNBC.
>Would've lost 20-30% on my banks ETF if I didn't pull out last Tuesday, ended up at 7% plusThe cash cleared into my account this morning, glad I did, gonna buy some sushi tonight
>>60169106people are willing to cling to any lifeline of no tariffs
White House confirms 90 days pause if fake news!
>>60169032problem?shaken and stirred by the judas candle?
