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NO CRYING IN THE CASINO edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Responsible Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/


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>>60167569
It's genuinely, and literally, nothing. Why are you guys overreacting?
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Implessive
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>>60167569
he's going to get shot fr this time
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>>60167569
dubs and the market recovers by next monday
anything else and we continue to crash creating the biggest recression in over 100 years
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ACTIVATE STOCK MARKET DRILL

Down to the bottom we go.
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Crab time until people see the baseball tweet
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BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
WE'RE COMING BACK
WE'RE COMING BACK
WE'RE COMING BACK
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>people are actually buying
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>>60167569
Apologize to her.

Now.
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honestly expected it to go down 10% in 4 minutes liek germany
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE RISE
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>>60167569

Previous: >>60166817
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Impressive how rigged the market is fuck blackrock
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/pol/ wins again
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this just goes to show that retail investors will buy under any conditions
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Buy buy buy
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Why is it so funny though
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Some prize retard just bought >TSLA
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This is so fucking gay
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Let's laugh at all the people that thought it was going to crash. The house always wins.
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Black Monday more like boring monday this is a nothing burger
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Why are we pumping so much?
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I'm not even American, I'm just watching while listening to Don't Stop Me Now
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>>60167638
copium overdose
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CRASH

CANCELED

MAGA WINS!
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>>60167629
>saving one of my Griffith screenshots I’ve been shitting up the board with
Thanks fren ^^
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BLACK MONDAY IS CANCELED LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Something is wrong. I'm seeing some stocks are green right now.
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WE WILL SEE GREEN IN ONE HOUR
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I told you to buy the dip

the recovery begins now, a succession of knee bending news is going to be pushing this market to the moon
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>sell
>market rebounds
Oh well i only sold what i had in margin
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>>60167638
LITERAL FUCKING /POL/TARD 4DCHESS POSTD ARE BEING USED TO JUSTIFY BURNING THE WORLD ECONOMY DOWN

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AAAAIIIIIEEEEE
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MAX PAIN
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>>60167635
this isnt blackrock, its retail investors who are retarded
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>>60167638
Hmmmm
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BURN BABY BURN!
DISCO INFERNO!
BURN BABY BURN
BURN THAT MOTHER DOWN!
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>people went out to protest trump tariff
>all boomers
>average age was 60
This is bullish as fuck. Buy the dip.
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When does it go back up?
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Nothing ever happens
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>EU, Japan & Vietnam immediately cucks out
>Market heals
This is so fake and gay lmao.
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why is the line going up like a rocketship?
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NOW ITS DIFFERENT
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We unironically can't stop winning.
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>>60167690
Retailies only own like 4% of the stock market, they dont own enough to actually make an impact
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why do you think you know better than the President? he is making America great again
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TSLAs DOING IT AGAIN
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>>60167692
Kek
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>>60167712
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENERAL XIVGGER
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Looks like /smg/ was wrong again, like always. ATH by the end of the week
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go back down
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who fuckin knew 4900 would be a support
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>>60167721
WE'RE ALREADY BACK
ANOTHER PUSH AND WE'RE GREEN

LET'S BUY BUY BUY
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>>60167638
No way is Trump anywhere near that smart.
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i managed to convert my account to a margin account, what do i do?
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>>60167473
>>60167538

I'm going to maybe at least transfer it into my cash account as my registered accounts are maxed out....just to have the cash on hand to be able to buy something if it really dips.....

>>60167578

It's the only thing I have made real money on...XEG.TO it always bounces to like 17-20 all the time and it's approaching going under 13 it could be an easy like 8k to offset some of my losses but you are right maybe it's no the best play...not until it at least goes a bit cheaper.
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There are a significant amount of slurpers today...wait until the 40% tariffs activate on the 10th
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I hope you leftists all burn in hell
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>he didn't buy Rheinmetall's morning dip and collect 33%
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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alive cat bounce
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biggest nothingburger I've ever seen
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i bought
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>>60167771
knee pads, etc.
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>Back to 2.5% down
Bobos (bozos) wrong again! We’re going GREEEEEEEEEEEEN
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its just finding a higher low
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Wait for it
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>literally nothing changes
>dow fluctuates multiple entire percentage points both down and up within less than 30 minutes

the stock market is fucking retarded
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KEEEEEEEEK WE'RE REALLY GOING GREEN TODAY
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steady fags, it could just be crabbing
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>>60167750
Have an Alisae in these trying times.
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>>60167777
checked
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>>60167777
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>>60167626
Tell me it's just short traps. PLEASE tell me people are not actually this retarded.
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>>60167727
Thank you mister.
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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN YOU LIED TO ME
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NOOOOOOO I WAS TOLD THIS WOULD BE LIKE THE WEIMAR REPUBLIC WITH PEOPLE SELLING THEIR DAUGHTERS ON THE STREET NOOOOOOO WHY IS IT GOING BACK UP
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>>60167816
Giant enemy crab
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BREAKING: Jim Cramer has said: Now is not a time to panic.
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>>60167807
entire economy based on vibes
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>>60167777
>you leftists
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COUNTRIES ARE NEGOTIATING - WE'RE GOING BACK

TRUMP'S PLAN WORKED AFTER 3 DAYS

APOLOGIZE
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>>60167816
All this means is that Trump will think it’s nbd and let the market bleed 4% for day for a month bc le breaker wasn’t triggered
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>>60167777
>>60167777
>>60167777
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>>60167840
>>60167850
Wait for it
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>>60167819
we are all fucked.
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What a fucking nothing burger lmao
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>all other countries' markets dump 10%
>we only drop 3% and already recovering bigly
USA USA USA USA USA
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>>60167829
Libbles were seething all weekend just to confuse retail when in reality they know Jerome's free money cannon will fire soon.
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>>60167638
cropped out the retarded anime image that was attached to that post. Finance professionals are literally referring to /pol/ anime posters to find some kind of silver lining to this retardation
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People apparently believe all that bullshit trump spouted on truth social
Armageddon pushed to the 10th bros
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>>60167844
checked and the ones rubbernecking this thread hoping for a trump crash
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chudduh was right...
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SAY IT WITH ME NOW

FAKE

AND

GAY
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>>60167840
Jim Cramer not a panican confirmed
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Whats the best youtube channel to follow live for stock news? Bloombrg has too many ads
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looks like our jinxing of black monday prevented it from happening
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its the bottom
buying long dated calls
suck my cock bobo
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>>60167777
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>>60167569
So we will crab?
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my heart says buy in
my brain says were about to witness the hardest crash in years in a few days
what shall i do
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but you said america was over...
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>>60167819
At least post a 'shtola
>>60167862
Fuck off Skjermbilde
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we're back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iAzMRKFX3c
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>>60167862
youre only fucked if you dont have a job
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>>60167882
just look at the charts, why do you need someone to read it for you
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back to 500
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Biztrannies were wrong
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>>60167777
based
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>>60167893
sit this one out
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>>60167638
If this isn't a sell signal nothing is a sell signal
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Let it simmer
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>>60167850
As long as Trump keeps his cool the negotiations could work, but we also know Trump is as volatile and unpredictable as a pregnant woman, he could wake up the next day and suddenly get it into his schizo head that having fair deals and close allies are bad actually and the market collapses again
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>>60167777
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Everything is fine because Euros are too chill to make it sound bad and are cracking jokes at this meeting
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>>60167871
/pol/ anime posters have a better grasp of reality than judeo-/smg/ posters
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>>60167878
>but chudduh what if something happ-
No
Nothing ever happens
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>He sold the bottom
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>>60167894
one day god willing
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NASDAQ IN THE GREEN COMON LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>60167897
okay, I'll post the inferior for you, with her superior sis
SEXXXXXXXXXX SEX WITH YMHIIITTRRAAAAA
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>>60167871
>>60167638
total clown world
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i was looorking in this board for a while and this today convinced me to not get into stocks or crypto
bruh i expected a circuit breaker
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Yo why is it pumping? did the orange retard flip flop again?
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it went up. we are so fucking back!
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I work for an investment fund and we'll be dumping shortly otherwise we won't be able to cover all the withdrawals and margin calls. Have fun fags.
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>>60167893
just don't go all in. do something like 10%-20%. do whatever you think is best of course
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HOLY SHIT IT JUST DUMPED 3%
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SHOULD I SELL NOW
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>>60167950
based normal and rational Europe is soothing the market
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>>60167766
He isn't. But Bessent is.
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>>60167850
Thank you Mr. Trump
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You'll get Trump next time for sure though!
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bull trap
we’re going down again
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>>60167929
kek literally lauging amidst a global trade war
buy signal
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CRABBIN' TIME
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>>60167964
My uncle works for the new york stock exchange and he told me it's going to crash today
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fed's magic money computer is just printing money to diffuse the situation a bit. it's going to get real ugly
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>>60167974
yenso
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>>60167829
What would she do in the current situation?
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IT'S FUCKING DROPPING NO
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>>60167906
I wfh and have to do my day job
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It's not bouncing back. The Depression is going according to plan. Anyone who does not get out of market will lose 50% of the value of their stocks and be left holding the bag for a decade.
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BULL TRAP
>BULL TRAP
BULL TRAP
>BULL TRAP

GET THE FUCK DOWN
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>>60167976
>eurocucks are cucking out again

FTFY*
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>Retail bulls just got ass fucked

hehehehe
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>>60167950
No change
This is mental corruption on slurpers not believing it can get worse and buy dips
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ITS A HOPE PUMP
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PUMP IS OVER RESUME THE DUMP
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It's still literally -2%
wtf are you idiots on about?
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IT WAS JUST A HIGHER LOW
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>>60167950
You get retard dead cat bounces on the way down anon welcome to the show
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my puts are getting HEEMED
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>>60167911
9/11 Checked
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Lol my puts don’t expire for two more weeks you think a little bounce will stop me?
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ALL ABOARD THE NVDA COASTER WE'RE GOING ON A RIDE
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My dad owns 100 TSLA shares and he said we're pumping today.
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I just killed myself
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>this movement
ITS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
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HERE COMES THE CANYON
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urk-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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God dammit EUtards stop being pussies for one fucking day
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I'd say it will be boring until 1pm
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It’s coming
It’s bad
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>>60168072
nooooooooooooooooooooo, they want to be slow larping pussies
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a post has hit the tower
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114297055955956469
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>>60168058
>he didnt call the suicide hotline
ngmi
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>>60168034
Smg tourists think it's panic time because media is telling them they should be panicking.
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>was smart enough to dump my US stocks last month
>reinvested into mostly EU stocks
I almost did something smart
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>>60168058
Can I have your guitar?
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OH SHIT OH FUCK SELL SELL SELL
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>>60168067
Choo choo!
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>>60168054
I got out of my nvda position with only a 16% loss. I feel lucky.
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reminder foreign markets are still hemorrhaging and the trade war is basically over gg no re
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>>60167995
Crash things further out of fear
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>>60168081
there was a massive protest on Saturday dumbass
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>>60167950
no change. its dow is going to be 600-2k down today, and tomorrow. The retard has to walk it back. Anyway idgaf because I trust my broker and I'm 100% in 4 years dems are going to take both the senate and the house + white house.
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>>60168085
Someone muzzle this clown
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>>60168085
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>>60168085
SOMEONE TAKE HIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY

JUST LET IT DO ITS THING
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SOXL GREEN
SOXL GREEN
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>>60168091
It's not too late. You can still sell your E.U. positions. We are at the beginning. Hold gold.
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salvation lies within
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this is by far the gayest shit
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>>60168109
Four fucking years?
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>>60168085
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>>60167781
That one was crazy
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>>60168085
THE FIRE RISES BROTHERS
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>>60168109
If he allows a peaceful transition of power, that isn't priced in yet
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>>60168108
They weren’t up copetard
You’re going to die in Iran lmao
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NOO NO NO NO NO
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>>60168104
Trade war is over when orange man feels like it
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>And, then we told the goyims that the market would collapse
>The goy sold for days hahaha
Congratulations kikes, you did it again.
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>american stocks rallying back up
>chinese stocks still sitting 5-10% down

L
M
A
O
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>>60168085
he's legit retarded...
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AUTHORS OF OUR FATES
ORCHESTRATE OUR FALL FROM GRACE
GREATEST PLAYERS ON THE STAGE
OUR DEFIANCE DRIVES US STRAIGHT TO THE EDGE
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>>60168109
Ahaha what a delusional faggot
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>>60168148
AAAIIEEEE SAVE MY CHUUBAS
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>>60168146
nigger fantasist
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>>60168085
>buying things from other countries because you’re the richest is “losing money on trade”
lmao
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>>60168149
yes he is in control. That is the point.
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>>60168034
Do you retard really think the Stock market just crashes down to the bottom in a day during bear markets, it took a year for 2008 to bottom
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>we are not going to change VAT -M. Šefčovič
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why is it cratering again
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>>60168163
ShB was so kino sisters.....
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>>60168148
AIEEEEEE
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did I just sell the bottom
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>>60168148
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>>60168148
GURA PLEASE STREAM YOU NEED TO SAVE THE COMPANY FROM THE RECESSION
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i'm buying a bit of the S&P500 like I do every time the market is a bit poopy. that's all i've ever owned besides some BRK.B because I like Diet Coke.
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>>60168148
should've got puts the second Mumei announced her graduation
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SOXL is green. We won.
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Hahaha We fucking won, all you fudding trannies lost. Trump’s plan worked. I hope all you doubting fags who bought puts lose everything
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>>60168181
trump tweeted something retarded
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>-10% today so far
feels good
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>the cat bounced
The ride isn't over yet, bitches. YEEEHAAAWW
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>>60168090
>Indexes dumping 5-10% daily is normal
Ok
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Happy about the pump? Check this little trick out
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>Trump won

Lmao, how does it keep happening?
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>>60168072
>he bet on EU not being absolute cucks
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>>60168085
TRUTH nuke because every TRUTH nukes the market
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WTF was that unironically
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>>60168188
based
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GIGAPUMP
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OOOOOOOOO

SPY IS MOONING

LETS GOOOOOO
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>>60167712
>>60167750
>>60167819
>>60167862
>>60167897
back to /xivg/ you dumb niggers
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What do I start buying. I want in
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um...guys?
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Where were you when /biz/ shredded all its credibility?
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WTFFFFFFFFFFF MY SQQQ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>we're back to 500 on SPY
I am so confused
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>>60168196
It did not u fucking retard. The bots are working hard here on /biz/ today
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>>60168226
The fed
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>-1

ok, so all the jews crying at max volume all weekend were just lying?
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>>60168193
>We
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>>60168196
o7 you have my 4figs my president
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>>60168072
EUsissies are truly a disgrace
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>>60168134
Yes. Americans are fucking retards. But I betting on the fact that most retard american will blame the in white house when they see their cost of living go up by 1-2 dollars with each item
>>60168145
True, but I don't think the fat fucks go if he lose the midterms.
>>60168164
kys magatard
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>Plunge
>Protection
>Team
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RECESSION CANCELLED
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>>60168235
I'm here to study the arts, you fool.
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WHAT IS THIS PUMP
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Trump sama... I kneel. I won't doubt you again.
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I warned you there was going to be a deadcat. but you didn't listen.
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>>60168223
>Trade with China? We don't do that IN GERMANY. We patiently wait for our master the United States to give us permission to have an economy.

Such weak and hopeless fags the lot of them.
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Bros I'm so bad at this I've saved the economy by betting it would all go down. I don't know if I should sell now on my inverse etf or hope it falls more soon..
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HOLY SHIT
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BIG BEAUTIFUL RECOVERY
THE BEAUTIFULEST
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YO WTF HAPPENED
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Damnnnnn what the fuck back up to open?
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>+0.21%
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HOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK

WHAT AN UPLIFT
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>>60167569
>Just bought inverse leveraged funds
>indices are green
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what the actual fuck was that?
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>>60168231
who the fuck is dumping their billionaire life savings into the market NOW what is fucking wrong with institutional investors
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What.
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we're so back!
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>>60168249
are the Russians here in the room with you right now?
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what has happened
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You doubted me, didn't you, anon?
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>asian markets plummeted to -10%
>euro markets got hit with a -5%
>us market barely a scratch at -2%
huh?????
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Feds
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>1 min 1,58% SPY candle
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Bottom is in or dead cat bounce?
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WTFF IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!
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>>60168207
stop loss kicked in at -15. so ends my sqqq play. gg no re
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>>60168272
booba
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NIG VIDEO SURGE
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WHAT THE FUCK?
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>Cramer calls for black Monday
>Green by 10:10am
Will this retard be shot already
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>>60168268
NOW I will sell. Thanks.
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>>60168289
Plunge protection team.
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a hope post has hit the tower
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114297073854983088
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Who the FUCK is pumping?
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>>60168306
YOU LOST
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>>60168302
clown world
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>>60167638
:^)
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>>60168273
Not a deadcat you tranny. Trump’s plan worked, and your shorts are margin called HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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apologise
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Bottom in and now we're blasting up to huge profits. Trump is undoubtedly the greatest president in American history. Maybe a bad day for inferior nations but maybe they can be blessed one day with their own Trump.
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Rigged market movers KEK
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Coordinated bear assassination lmaoo
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NVIDIA CARRYING THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON ITS BACK RN
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>unironically falling for the bull trap
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smg shorts the bottom AGAIN
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>+0.18%

told you fags, nothing ever happens. EUsissies are too cowardly to stand up to Trump
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have you guys seen anything like this
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ALL MARKETS ARE GREEN
I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED
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what the actual fuck just happened?
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WHAT THE FUCK. WHY
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AAAAAAAAA I DIDN'T BUY THE DIP AAAAAAAAAAA
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WTF
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>>60168305
This isn’t just rock paper scissors bitch the economy is still fucked, EU are just pussies
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first bull trap
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anti trumpers are actually gonna kill themselves this time kek. This orange retard literally can’t lose
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what the fuck is happening
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How did that happen?
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>5 min 4% CANDLE ON SPY
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INVERSE CRAMMER IS NOW A LAW OF THE UNIVERSE MY FUCKING GOD
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>Economy is a "science" btw, totally predictable and controllable btw, economic "scientists" says this.
Economy is the greatest fraud in human history
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? (REAL)
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dead cat bouncy?
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I LITERALLY sold the bottom
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DOW is trading like a shitcoin wtfffff
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bulls just got trapped LMAO
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Should I short?
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My puts just got completely wiped out in 5 minutes what the actual fuck
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>>60168148
This way anon-sama
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>>60168280
show's over
our local stock exchange even halted trading for one hour around the time NYSE opens lmao
meanwhile pic related
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>>60168305
I'm betting on a Crab.
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>Two bullltraps within the space of an hour and you retards waltz into both
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kek massive bear shake out in a bull trap. DACA wins again
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ALL IN TQQQ.
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Bull trap. Don't get raped. Trade on fundamentals. Value was destroyed. Our economy is going to shrink in real terms.
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>>60168289
>what is fucking wrong with institutional investors
they are not panicans
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The harder cat is bouncing, the meatear it'll SPLAT.
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>he sold
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>>60168378
the cat cant bounce higher than it fell, this is against thermodynamics
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>>60168362
We've reached the point where nobody knows what they're doing.
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Oh so the market is FAKE fake
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HE BUCKLED

>HASSETT: TRUMP IS CONSIDERING A 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS FOR ALL COUNTRIES EXCEPT CHINA
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EPIC
P
I
C
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kek
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>>60168383
It's okay my dude. What matters is getting back up time and time again never give up.
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How much y'all want to be this is literally Musk buying the market as a 'gift' for Trump?
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>>60168301
I never did, my fuhrer.
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Imagine selling the bottom of a 3 day 15% selloff
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>>60168405
shut up retard can't wait until Trump sends you to El Salvador
USA USA USA
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>>60168405
No that was your penis after you started taking estrogen
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>>60168425
no fucking way, fuck this orange nigger
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this is hilarious
its green again are you fucking kidding me
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>>60168425
lol trump folded
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DEAD CAT IS COMING BACK DOWN BROS
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>>60168405
READ NIGGAS READ
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>>60168436
i believe it
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BOBO BTFO ONCE AGAIN HAHAHA DO THEY EVER LEARN
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-20% min
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that had to have been a squeeze
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Nothing green shall ever last
Soon it will be in the past
Shed a tear for very soon
All shall fear the big red doom
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>>60168425
TRUMP LOST HAHAHAHAHA
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>shorted the bottom
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>>60168425
it's fucking joever
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>>60168425
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he won
I kneel
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>>60168425
LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>60168425
the ol drump shuffle
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>Retail goys got gaslit into selling the bottom

loving every laugh
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>>60168072
EUSSR is literally more dead than USA, the collapse of this corrupt bureaucratic hellhole is inevitable
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lmao I'm not even mad
Did someone say something?
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>TRUMP FOLDED
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
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>>60168425
more wishy washy policy
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>>60168425
>Billionaire buys dip
>News comes out that Trump's tariffs are fake

I CALLED THIS SHIT DAYS AGO.
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Catcatcatcatcatcatcat
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Well my puts are 0.01 now so I guess I literally have nothing more to lose by sitting on them
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Gay, and possibly retarded.
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>>60168425
holy shit, trump cucking out saved us all. I'm still going to wait until the end of the day because of how often he reverses course, but goddamn.
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SPY closes at 600 today
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So did Trump cuck?
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>MY SOXL IS POSITIVE
>MY SOXL IS POSITIVE
>MY SOXL IS POSITIVE
>MY SOXL IS POSITIVE
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Of course he folded
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>>60168503
>>60168503
>>60168503

new bread
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told you niggers today is the bottom
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>>60168425
>>60168425
>>60168460
>>60168471
>>60168468
>>60168512
FAKE FUCKING NEWS
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>>60168425
YOU FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUNTTTTTTT
>>
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>>60168425
>no source
lmao
you guys got got
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>Trump cucks out
>Retards fall for the most obvious bulltrap in history
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>>60168405
If you want fundamentals then you are better off pulling out and waiting for tariffs or deals.
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I told you guys that we're going to pump because I almost sharted.
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>>60168383
I hope you learned your lesson
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>>60168425
KEK
U
C
K
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>>60168425
I hate this nigger so much
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>>60168425
ART OF THE DEAL
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>>60168531
this fucking nigger
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the stock market is a giant club, and they don't want you in it.

any time it looks like it might take a hit, the institutionals WILL coordinate and mass buy to make sure it NEVER goes down significantly.

you WILL pay overinflated prices to participate in the market on THEIR terms, or you will be poor.
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>>60168425
weak
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the game was rigged from the start
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>>60168405
Note the characterization of the replies to this very grounded and rational post. They amount to
>HOOOOOOOLY BASED BASED BASED TRUST THE PLAN!!!
Nothing has actually changed here. Trade in fundamentals, as this anon says. This has plunge protection team written all over it.
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we're going back down. It's over.
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>>60168531
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Trade war over?
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>>60168531
Can't find it. Fake tweet.
All I see is massive walls of cope posting.
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>>60168565
truth
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>>60168507
I can only think he's letting all his family and inner circle rake in billions of options with this flip flopping
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I'm selling the microsecond it reaches 480 again
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>>60168425
Trump is just making money for the insiders with this floppery.
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I don't like the stock market.
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trump caved
LOL
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who bought high and sold low, cmon admit it
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This was always his plan
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I am financially ruined
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Never bet against America. Greenland is insufficient at this point. Prepare your assholes, world.
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>>60168425
lmao vietnam suck a dick for free
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Lmao this WEAK PUSSY
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>>60168603
No lol
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Lost some money on inverses, but at least I finally got to unload my bags on the pump.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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DUMP IT FASTER
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>>60168170
You’re going to get blown to smithereens by a shaheed and have a closed casket and we’ll all be laughing at you LMAO
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my TradingView is down
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lmao its going down again
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>>60168531
kek and it goes down again fucking orangeman just stfu
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DIE SLURPERS DIE
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MY CORE I3 DID A CIRCUIT BRAKE ON TRADINGVIEW
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>>60168858
We're doing a rollercoaster ride today.
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>On CNBC right now, "nobody here (at the white house) is aware of any plans right now to pause tariffs."
So thats why its crashing again
Hassett just lied
lol
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2ND ROUND OF SLURPIEEEESSSS
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>BREAKING: Jim Cramer has said: Now is not a time to panic.
FUCK
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TRUMP IS A FUCKING PANICAN
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>>60168858
Imagine falling for the most obvious bulltrap in history
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>>60168996
KILL HASSETT THAT FUCKING FAGGOT
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I'm from europe. TRUMP WON THE BET, GLOBALISM IS OVER. We cucked out during the talks about the tarifs saying shit like "we expect a commesurate response from our american partners" while trump was saying shit like "we are not giving more money to those europoors for nato". Literally KEKED
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>>60168996
kek, fucking clowns
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Guys I bought on Thursday at the first dip. Thought it would be a quick down and back. Moved $6k out of my savings just to watch it plummet twice over on Friday and this morning
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>>60168425
not exactly a buckle
what you say beforehand was what is going to happen if the other "countries" dont play ball
make a deal of it's gonna happen again
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>still playing around 500
JUST DUMP IT YOU NIGGERS
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Is the 90 days pause real? Did Trump cave?
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>>60169309
FAKE
NEWS
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traffic to tradingview is so massive the site is about to crash
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>>60169309
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>>60169047
GET IN THE BUNKER
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HOLD THE LINE BOBOS
WE WILL WIN
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WHAT THE FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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>>60169362
CNBC pranked the stock market
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FUCK YOUR SUPPORT
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>>60169388
lmao
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>>60169369
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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>>60169362
This is an absolute clown show start to finish
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>>60167638
>the end goal of 4D chess is a fucking deflationary spiral
Villains whose motives are a mystery but it turns out they just want to see the world burn
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>>60169362
imagine the millions these people make putting out fake news and lining up options
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So much for black Monday.
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>market rallying around confirmed fake news
it's worse than I've ever even imagined
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Don’t the actual individualized rates for the tariffs only start going into effect on Wednesday? I am genuinely not sure today is the bottom
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>>60170125
yes, market is still delusional enough to hope for a delay



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