GIANT bullrun edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60167569
so the feds are pumping money into the market, right?
nigger
>>60168522trump folded
WE GREEN BOYSLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>trump fucking foldedBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
I cant believe im saying this but did trump just fucking win
>predict SPY closing price600
>>60168532proofs?
TARIFFS WERE FAKE INSIDER TRADER MAJOR VICTORYBUY BUY BUY
WOAH NOW
Is "The Crash" with us in the room right now, Bobos?
>>60168532(You) like a clothes in chink sweat shop.
>>60168547no he cucked
>>60168522trump folded so everyone is pumping
>>60168547zoom out
>>60168547No, he just gave up on tariffs.
>TRUMP DIDN'T KEK OUT>RETARDS BUYING THE BULLTRAP AGAIN
>he fell for fud
>>60168503Why are futures pumping?
>>60168547Yeah, he won the retard award.
wtf is going on?
BULLLLLLL TRAP
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? THE ECONOMY WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
economics is so fake and gay.
FAKE NEWSED!
Now fall...
>>60168503I appreciate the giantessfag for keeping us up to date.
FAKE NEWS PANICANS
>>60168595Kek
NYSE Composite is already diving back. You were warned.
DONT BE A PANICAN
>>60168522The Europeans bent the kneeNotice how all the doom poster didn't post their shorts? Because they're all brokefags who own nothing, why would you listen to such people?Yes it's unfortunate there's not gonna be a better buying opportunity but the rule is always the same, if you don't sell you winAlso swingies get the rope
Have we reached the point where nobody knows what's going on?
>>60168503I know it’s a meme but I just literally bought 100k of SQQQ at 54, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
WERE FUCKING BACK
BIGFUCKINGGREENDILDOSBEARS IN TEARSTRADING HALTEDWE ARE BAAAAAAAACK
ITS ANOTHER DARTH MAUL CANDLE
I'm here for Bobo tears. Show me those over leveraged shorts.
The CRAB is inevitable
>>60168595PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT HAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHA
Jesus fucking christ, that's a pump and dump for the history books.
>>60168568jesus fucking christ
>>60168595He did not say thathttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump
>>60168641Bent the knee to what? We still have no clue what Trump even wants and neither do they.
>>60168568>>60168595WHICH IS IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Uh oh we're dropping again
>>60168547he cucked outhis bibi held a gun to his temple
OH NO NO NO
>have to wait till tommorow to buy leapsFUCK YOU IBKR
>he didn't sell the rip
Aaaaaand it’s dumping again
>>60168595wtf is going on
>>60168598Check again lololol
>>60168595this is fake, fuck off
WHAT THE FUCK BOBROSI THOUGHT IT WAS OUR DAYI THOUGHT WE WERE FINALLY GOING TO CUM
WHICH ETF DO I BUY IF I LIVE I YUROP????
I'm thinking we're back
Shit if i bought the calls i was looking at i wouldve taken 1000000% profit god fucking damn it
the bull-trap is closing, sell while you still can
>>60168643Some low-level """""news""""" twitter account said Trump is considering a 90 day pause on tarriffs. Trump himself said that's fake news. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on. Fair price for S&P is somewhere between 3000 and 7000.
It must be fun as hell to be in a position where you can just blatantly manipulate the entire global economy on a minute-to-minute basis and get away with it.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>60168693wisdomtree euro defence
Am I too late? Can I start buying? What do I buy?
FUCK ALL OF YOU YOU'RE ALL FUCKING GAY AND FAKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Are you having fun?
Yahoo Finance crashed
>Trick retail into selling bottom, buy for free gainsThe house always wins
>>60168568KEKED UCKEDEU bros we can't stop winning!
>>60168642Short answer, yesSlightly less short answer, the fact the US markets aren't shitting the bed as much as the rest of the global market could create a self fulfilling prophecy where people flee into our markets for "safety". Even the potential for this to occur means we have support which may halt a crash but who the fuck knows.
DEAD CAT BOUNCE
SnP500 back red
>Trump taking the entire world market on a wacky ride via fucking twitter
DEAD CAT BOUNCE HAPPENING AHHHHHH
did I just miss a generational entry
>he bought
Attention, the cat is dead.
>>60168568Are you fucking kidding me? This is so incredibly fucking retarded.
LMAO you all fell for the bull trap dumb goyim
-7% -> +9% -> -1% YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT COIN ECONOMY UP
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Vanguard ETFs halted on the LSE from volatility Brother, I need stability
>Inverse Cramer is so strong it can beat Trump's TariffsHOW DOES HE DO IT?!
I still think it's Musk literally burning money because he gets no money if Trump is literally dragged out of office and all those investigations that were canceled start up again.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Trump won, smg trannies lost.
>>60168503AAAIIIIEEEEEEE I KNEEL AMERICA SAMAAAAAAA
>>60168667Whatever the fuck he wants nigga, they know that a tariff war would fuck them harder than the US so they will do what he saysProbably a variety of concessions as well as under the table shit to enrichen the Trump clan personally
>>60168749so fucking fake.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHY IS IT DROPPING AGAINDONT SELL COWARDS
aaaaand we're in the red again
this retarded clown market is literally unsalvagable, I'm pulling out
>>60168600Haha, seriously.
>>60168721stay clear - it's all over the placejewish tricks are at an all time high right now
Retailies are gettin shit on today. They sold at the bottom.then fomod the rebound and bought at the top. That movement was completely the elites using you for free money
FAKE & GAYFAKE & GAYFAKE & GAYYOU'RE ALL TRANNIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cat is landing.
>>60168755musk is going to jail lmao
>he fell for the bull trapHOW????
>>60168715AND FOR DIVIDENDS???
boughted sqqq at the bottom
CHAOSHAOS
>>60168769pump and dump economy
>>60168503AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND we're red again.
YOU WERE ALL GIFTED AN EXIT FROM THIS NIGHTMARE WITH MINIMAL LOSSES IF YOU SLURPED LAST WEEK. IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE EXIT, GOODBYE LOL.
The retarded whales are slam dancing and crushing put havers
>>60168749no more funny line
guys i don't think it's supposed to look like a literal rollercoaster
it was a pump to exit, innit
>every single boomer on the planet decided to buy the dipBROSI WAS PLANNING ON A BIGGER CRASHWAIT UNTIL APRIL 10TH
this is so fucking crazy watching the markets being so trusting with fake news
BUY HIGH SELL LOW>BUY HIGH SELL LOWBUY HIGH SELL LOW>BUY HIGH SELL LOW
WTF IS THAT MARKET!
>HE BOUGHT ON NEWS FROM "BAZINGA">HE BOUGHT ON NEWS FROM "BAZINGA">HE BOUGHT ON NEWS FROM "BAZINGA">HE BOUGHT ON NEWS FROM "BAZINGA"
It's going back downI am vindicated (for now)
PPT is checking its pockets for spare coins and rummaging through the trash can for aluminum.
https://youtu.be/XB401RfGMlM?si=zzEhIQUS3-wkmQuz
The Dow is just a shitcoin now
>-4%>10 minutes later +3%>minute later -1%And these people told me crypto is too volatile
bro what the fuck is going on?
>>60168791xtrackers nikkei 225
I hope my SOXLbros exited green when they could
This is NOT the bottom. I am NOT buying anything yet.
Cute bump, now watch THIS
Ok we might actually die
And we're back in the red again in the SP? Man, as a third worlder watching from the sidelines, this is fun.
ANOTHER RUG PULL BY TRUMP!??? THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
this is genuinely ridiculous
>just a dead cat bounce
>buying when it’s HIGHER than market close yesterdayActualFucking Retards
What?
Someone's going to jail for this
HOLY SHIT TESLA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRUH WHY IS IT GOING DOWN?!HOLY SHITWho is manipulating this market?
>>60168833I sold calls to retards
The US president just pump and dumped the entire fucking economy what a time to be alive
>>60168568>It keeps happeningLmao
>>60168828absolute shitshow
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2TXY6SNuD4
>>60168860We're getting what we paid for: snake oil.
>>60168849based fellow thirdie
again, he is not stopping the tariffs
Peace.
WHY IS IT FUCKING DUMPING
>>60168811>no fun allowed
You guys never learn, huh? It's cute how you had that bit of hope when it turned green. Cherish that, you'll need it for the recession.
>>60168830wallstreet is full of the same boomers that believe ai pictures on facebook so they bought back in on fake news and just realized they were exit liquidity
IS IT A BEAR MARKET OR A CRAB MARKET, I CAN'T FUCKING TELL ANYMORE
wtf just happened?I got up to take a poop at 4835 and we rose 410 points then fell 200 all in the span of 1 poop.
relax goys, it was just a short squeeze, we will comence down again now, just like it was planned
>>60168865>implying people couldnt have made money in this bouncelots of things went up double digits lol
>Elon bought the dip just to cancel the happeningWhy can't we ever just have fun
PAUSE DENIED
HAHAHAHAHA SHITCOIN TIER
>>60168907ARE YOU STUPID?
>turns the US stock market into a shitcoin
My broker is fucking retarded. Was down most of Friday and has issues with realtime prices today. Still displays SPY price from half an hour ago. At least option prices are updated once a minuteFucking swissquote.What do I pay these fees for.
>>60168891He literally bent the knee lmao Americans are buck broken
>>60168547Win? Nigger are you serious?
You fags were warned multiple times not to buy the bulltrap
>>60168880I can't believe this shit
nobody in the white house is aware of a 90 day pause according to CNBCnobody in the white house is aware of a 90 day pause according to CNBCnobody in the white house is aware of a 90 day pause according to CNBC
>>60168873THEY LEAKED STRIKE PLANS TO A JOURNALIST 2 WEEKS AGO AND JUST SAID "NUH UH" NO ONE IS GOING TO JAIL
>>60168910Post shorts
What a shitshow
>pumping againwhy?
I WANT TO GET OFF MR. TRUMP'S WILD RIDE
>>60168571This is me, literally right now. I both sold and shorted bottom.
Anon here from the future. Can prove it with this 4.Just letting you it's the end. Get out now.
going to be a bumpy ride, there are so many people who just wants to get the fuck out of this market on any pump
>>60168917It's Crabears!
>>60168811
>>60168918SPX trades like a shitcoin now.
>>60168941Back to hell
>>60168950PPT found some change in the laundry
this is fucking hilarious
Give me a single good explanation for this market movement without mentioning Jews
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA ITS GOING BACK UP ITS GOING BACK DOWN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHICH DIRECTION ANYMORE
PUT ZEROHEDGE BEHIND BARS HOLY KEK
CNBC: NO ONE AT WHITE HOUSE IS AWARE OF 90 DAY PAUSECNBC: NO ONE AT WHITE HOUSE IS AWARE OF 90 DAY PAUSECNBC: NO ONE AT WHITE HOUSE IS AWARE OF 90 DAY PAUSECNBC: NO ONE AT WHITE HOUSE IS AWARE OF 90 DAY PAUSE
>>60168941
>>60168877>Who is manipulating this market?who is in the US this week....?
Well, I predicted there could be a squeeze today but I foolishly thought the recovery in the pre market was it.I'm losing a lot of money, but this just means my predictions play out as expected, usually.I'm also gaining knowledge about volatility, this will help option plays, which can recover this amount in a day.Overall, pretty calm for a slaughtered bear
>>60168984DO A FLIP
>he fell for buying the dip
>>60168982Shitcoin trump pumping and dumping
>>60168796My fucking sides, Aaaaaaahhhhhh
>>60168941everyone is so desperate for good news kek
ITS UP AGAIN >+0.34HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60168951
Someone made fucking bank off that fake news, holy moly.
NEW TRUTH NUKE DROPPED
THE STOCK MARKET IS A GIGANTIC SHITCOIN
>US already realized it's fake news and is dumping>Germany just got the fake new translated and is pumpingHaha it's like that time when JPOW got his twitter account hacked
Dead cat bounce
>>60168547Yes. As bad as we are getting hit by this, other countries are getting hit way worse.
>>60168982>without mentioning JewsThe fe...I mean ci....I mean Elo...I mean Tru...damn man I don't think we can escape the jews
>>60168991is there a rational explanation for this shit? genuinely asking
>>60168941Are we gambling on rumors?
FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD
and we are back
>THE MARKETS OVERREACTED TO A SHXITTER POST
>>60169023it's because seppo beef is fucking dogshit
>>60169023THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT
>>60168941Trumps cronies are always saying shit and he’s like LOL NO after, the market is so fucking lubed up for hopium
>>60169023nobody wants our poison food
reddit is making fun of god emperor
>>60168811>>60168812I just lost 80k in this pump but I’ve never laughed so hard.
SOXL is red again
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQL-CP8d1-o
BLACK MONDAY IS ON!
>>60169035Someone posted fake news indicating tariffs were postponed. Literally just that.
>Folks, what a day! Just absolutely HUGE—the BIGGEST stock market crash in history, maybe EVER! They’re saying, ‘Sir, nobody’s ever seen anything like this!’ And you know what? They’re right. Tremendous volatility—beautiful, really. The best people are calling it ‘The Trump Crash’—powerful name, very strong. The fake news won’t tell you this, but I did it. Nobody moves markets like me! Remember, when the market was soaring, it was all ‘Thank you, President Trump!’ Now it’s crashing? Still me—total genius. Biggest. Crash. Ever. You’re welcome, America!vot did he mean by this?
>>60169035Fake news said tariffs are paused for 90 days. Then was revealed to be fakeSomeone made a lot of money
>>60169035news came out trump might pause tariffs for 90 daysline go upnews now just came out that no one in the white house has heard thatline go back down
>>60169035Markets are inherently irrational
>>60169023Does this retard actually think Aussies will buy US crap, your beef is horrendous
>>60169023HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEONE GAG THIS MONGOLOID MY WORD
>>60169035>>60168755
i guess when you mix red and green you get orange monday
AND WE'RE BACK TO DUMPINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I'm scared and don't understand what's happening. Hold me anons.
no one cares but baranowski is bringing some clear eyed analysis to the table in this press conference. i think they know what they are doing in the EU.
>>60168982Europeans not doing the counter tariffs you fucking colossal retard
>>60169073this is like that reddit spike lmao
>>60169070Couldn't possibly be the emergency Fed meeting and expectations of a rate cut
Ready for another one, friend? (:
>>60168981The S&P trading like a shitcoin KEKVVI cant
my brokerage is delayed reportingI am now red I deserve a fucking refund
So random twitter users can swing the DOW 10% now?
Yall are retarded. The "fake news" had nothing to do with the pump. You retailies just got shit on by market makers who can actually move the market. Your small little ownership moves nothing.
>>60169021i'm not even mad, that's kind of amazing
Was their news or just a short squeeze
Did everyone just get fucked by a random Twitter account? Is that really what our markets are reduced to now?
Oh we swinging today
>>60169096But they are preparing them this month.
thanks for eroding all trust and certainty mr blumpf very cool
>>60169025Giga space kek, total ESL death
>>60169099You're right, it couldn't be, because it's not an emergency meeting and had been planned for months now.
>>60168910you motherfucker. you goddamn smug motherfucker
domp.eet.
>>60169110Yeeeep lol
HOW DOES IT FEEL?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk&t=2s&ab_channel=jrrr90
>>60169051EAT THE HORMONE BURGER BRUCE
>The pump caused by fake news is creating support as suddenly people don't want to miss out an any other ralliesThis fucking market
>>60169116The news was the catalyst for the short squeeze
I saw the pump, panicked buy and now its all going down. Literally BUY HIGH SELL LOW meme
Alright I confessI panic closed two of my shorts to guarantee profits before they collapsed
>>60169124you don't like the gamba?
>>60169021I sold my calls I bought on Friday for 200% gain
>big investors bait into buying by manipulating the market>everyone falls for it (again)it's going down
Blood on the streets. Extreme panic and despair. Capitulation. Yep, it's buying time.
>>60169127It’s also closed doors and after hours right
THE FAKE TARIFFS WERE FAKE NEWSSELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>60169137ZOOM OUTZOOM OUTZOOM OUT
Can you fags imagine what it's like in the NYSE right now?
>plan to buy a house>had to panic sell to secure money>market gone up for a momentFML
>>60169137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDSud7vAH_0
>its pumping againlollmao even
>>60169148I fucking hesitated so badly ngl
>>60169163I zoomed out All my gains from the last 3 years are gone.
Is the Europe pump just a delayed pump from the fake tarrif news?
Wait for the bottom.
>>60169143This is the market Yellen was warning you about. Why didn't you just let her protect you from it... You could've been saved
>>60169114I realize that, but why did the market makers do it?
Lmao
umm, I was promised blood
>>60169087EU and US are Ying and Yang
>>60169181Yes lol
>>60169183how will I know?!!?
Where were you when reputable stocks became shitcoins?
>he sold
>>60168503>>60168531>>60168425HAHAHAHAHA SO MANY BULL JUST GOT KILLED AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>60169137Remember that Peter Hook ripped off Moricone for this banger bassline and that's perfectly okay.
I said I wanted to buy, you said you wanted to sell, and what did I do, and then when you said you wanted to buy and I wasn't so sure, who bought first? And then when you said you definitively didn't want to buy, I reversed back, buy sell buy sell buy sell! You have no idea the physical toll that three market crashes has on a person!
>>60169192Lmao
>buy puts when low>goes up>sell >goes down
>This was a $1,2000 loss at openThanks for the exit liquidity bros
>market is literally impossible to even come close to predicting right nowhow many brokers are going to kill themselves?
>Euros and Asian markets fucking sink like a rock in one single night>US markets open>suddenly news that Trump was going to pause just happens>markets go up>Trump corrects and says it is fake news>markets dropSo which country fed that lie? My guess is China
>>60169073how big is that account? does it usualy have "insider information" thats actually legit? it seems like it would be hard to make bets on your own fake news tweet in the hope that the entire market falls for it so hard, and over the course of mere minutes
>>60169172prob algos going crazy
>>60169143Looks like retail is buying like crazy while tutes are dumping massive chunks after every rise. Morons probly don't even realize they're being played.
>>60169109GIVE ME A FUCKING REFUND YOU POS
SELL SIGNAL
>Bears got killed because the support is higher now>Bulls got killed because they bought le dip memeEVERYONE LOSES
What the fuck was that spike? Was that normal?
>>60169062This is exactly what I voted for.
>>60169087I thought the conference was a bit too dovish but all questions and answers were very good, lighthearted vibes too somehow. I hope it’s that causing the Europump and not the Twitter tariff copium
>>60169225>China Desperate American and EU traders only explanation also I assume maybe Russia lol
90 day pause fake news pumping the market as hard as it did tells me we're going to moon when Trump inevitably pulls back
Don't get HOOKEDhttps://streamable.com/tzpkzj?t=41Don't get HOOKEDhttps://streamable.com/tzpkzj?t=41Don't get HOOKEDhttps://streamable.com/tzpkzj?t=41
>>60169241crab gods win
What is this pattern called?
Can the market just shit itself already I promised my wife a vacation in June
>>60169183The bottom was in the second retards thought we were gonna have a 1929 great depression crash and we would all be eating dandelions. That was the bottom. Now global markets flood the US market with cash as their local markets implode.
>*WHITE HOUSE TELLS CNBC 90-DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS'>*WHITE HOUSE TELLS CNBC 90-DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS'>*WHITE HOUSE TELLS CNBC 90-DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS'
Can't believe the fucking crabs won.
pump status: (((cancelled)))
>mfw I can't touch anything except wackass cuck-trusts due to trading restrictions (close family member works in finance) so I am now forced to watch my ISA get obliterated while I can do nothing
>>60169224That's why you just diversify and sit there. Investing is like fishing, just throw shit in and sit there watching the sea until something makes some fucking money
official theme of the stock market https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pct1uEhAqBQ
LOL tradingview isnt loading my chartholy fuck the market is hilarious
F A K E N E W S
>>60169259"One last ride"
Did Tradingview just crash for anyone else? Can't connect.
Bobo, were back
>WHITE HOUSE TELLS CNBC 90-DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS'
>>60169259the presidential rugpull
>>60169259the second tower
>down 2% againholy christ almighty
>>60169251He's not pulling back this time, friendo.
that little spike probably is going to get some investors to kill themselves
You did trust the plan, right?
>Zoom out>Do so>Biden did a fantastic job
THREAD THEME:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ2Oj57OJYAI GOT ON MY SHIT KICKERSSMOKE COMING OUT FINGERS AGAINCAN'T FUCK WITH THE PHYSICAL WORLDCUZ I COMPLY WITH THE POWERS THAT B
>>60169251>inevitably
>>60169266>im a gay trust fund babby pls feel bad for mesuck a dick retard
>>60169194Refresh
Tesla hahaha
>>60169029>By starting a knife fight and getting stabbed I'm winning because I'm bleeding less (Also I started the knife fight with people who used to be my friends and dogsit for me)
>Two weeks ago>bought shorts>Friday>closed shorts, opened longs>This morning>closed longs at the top of the ripgonna wait a bit and open shorts before close, probably
This is just a casino
>>60169259babby's first bulltrap
MY SHORTS ARE SAVED!! HALLELUJA!
>>60169244Someone lied and claimed that Trump was going to pause. Markets will tank probably even deeper as now someone clearly lied and fooled the markets
>>60169259Bouncing crab
At this point I just wish for a big crash, I had to panic sell to get back my money for a house
>>60169278>Markets freaking out from everything, that nobody knows what is to comeDown we go again I guess
>WHITE HOUSE SAYS 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS' -CNBCWHITE HOUSE SAYS 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS' -CNBC>WHITE HOUSE SAYS 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS' -CNBCWHITE HOUSE SAYS 90-DAY PAUSE IN TARIFFS IS 'FAKE NEWS' -CNBC
>>60169244Pure bull hope, please please let the nightmare end. Why the fuck would things be BETTER than on Thursday even if he drops everything
>>60169301Guilty as charged, still sucks tho
Robinhood ruined investing
>>60169302still kind of green
>got to sell some stuff thanks to that fake pumpThanks for that friend. Unfortunately Trump is destroying everything else and it can't make up for my other losses.
>>60168547no you retard.
still holding my puts but didn't expect SPX to trade like a shitcoin
This feels like old /biz/ againI'm having so much fun, lads
>>60169327nothing ever happens
Anyone else getting mad gains betting on volatility VIX?
>>60169259unironically a short squeeze
>>60168766>Europe does the "Anon, we need to talk" call>"We won" t. migats
>He thought it was a bull market>He thought it was a bear market
>>60168503I bought calls this morning, went to drink some coffee. By the time I got half way through drinking it, I accidentally made 8k and sold when the qqq was up 4%. Best timing day of my life and I'd have lost a shitton if I didn't go back to check my app. This volatility today is epic
>>60169327WE GAAN
>>60169121https://www.politico.eu/article/eu-offers-trump-removal-of-all-tariffs/
I'm never paying off my student loans now...
>uvix up 50% in 10 min
>>60169332refresh againor use yahoo
>>60168503Hey /biz/ what is this trend called?
>we are now in a world where the market gains and loses up to 4 percentage points based on twitter posts by random faceless accounts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
if anyone ever posts a screencap of that walter bloomberg nigger they're getting shot in the fucking head
>>60169342No it wasn't, moron. It was triggered by news. A short squeeze is not.
Germany finally realized it's fake and dumped back lmao this is too fucking retarded to be real
tradingview servers RIP kek
>>60169306Cope, hope and rope, Europoor.
>>60169363why does the market look like a heartbeat?
ITS GOING BACK DOWN
>>60169363The 99% of investors got shit.on by 1 whale line
>Ass & Pee -2% again
>>60169314>VIX index on track to finish at 5-year hightThey are including it as positive news because a regular american has no fucking idea what VIX is.
Post your positions
IT WONT STOP GOING DOWN AHHHHHHHHHH
AND I'M PROUD TO BE A PANICICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M SQUEEZED
>>60169221good job, bro. now put that money into SQQQ
>>60169402>>60169402>>60169402new bread...
>>60169334Same. Too bad I got greedy and only sold the stuff that was net positive.
>>60169364>foreign agents rubbing their hands as we speak
well im certainly glad i didnt close all my positions
>>60169332Do you seriously still have delayed quotes in your brokerage account? You know real time quotes are free right? Get your act together anon and stop dicking around in the stock market if you're this clueless.
>>60168503I just need SOXL to hit 7, fucking Zerohedge. Bulgarian Vatnik low IQ doomer porn. I was so fucking close!
>>60169259the fake news fuck and duck
Welcome to hell
>>60169363Two Scoops
>>60169377Short squeezes are triggered by an uptick that panics bears, the fake news was that trigger
>Trump advisor says there will be a 90-day freeze>Trump White House says that's fake newsWTF IS THIS ADMINISTRATION?!
>>60169308Even the long term players are just betting on the likelihood the economy will grow stronger / at least stagnant so the stonk prices will beat out the inflation anyway. Clown casinos for clown degenerates, all of this.
>>60169285Kek
Anyone else gooning like crazy right now to relieve stress?
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>>60169385>Actually losing money is a good thing and this will benefit me somehow
>>60169259Admit it /biz/, we had a good 5 mins of deluding ourselves in inverting the market disaster.
>>60169577You only lost money if you invested in overvalued stocks wagie
>>60169549yes, mainly to blacked
>>60169490The first of those 2 things literally didn't happen, some faggot zoomer behind a """""media""""" twitter account made it up
how easy would it be for someone with more than 10k followers to just say "breaking: [fake news]" and move these fake and gay markets
>>60169649Very easy apparently. Wall St will even get in on the action, not because they believe the news, but because they know retail will believe the news.
>>60169056Preator Hail!https://youtu.be/VkeLkuFzPfM?feature=shared
>>60169649dude the elite have been doing that for a hundred years now
Do I buy? I was hoping it would go lower.
>>60168600trump was right. the economy is fine and even doing better than ever
>>60168503>the canadian is hereFUCK
>>60169835if you buy anything before noon today you're falling for a bull trap
>>60169868thanks anon. I will wait
>>60169612>The market will stop having a new high any year now....any year>Inflation isn't real btw
>>60169023well they will buy when it stops being low quality gmo bleach poison
>>60169233kek baggies. good for the pension funds
Apologise.
oof thanks niggers and jews
>>60169577I'm sitting in all cash right now because I'm not a retard with a gambling addiction like you.
>>60170655>losing money only to inflationSmart.
