Crushing this market edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60189816
Fug
>>60190839lend me your energy brothers the great satan is bleeding
Straddles paying out today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EbRtU4z-nU
>>60191110So why did America look at 90s Russia with ill advised economic policy and decided to say they wanted that but more retarded?
I have $50 in my bank account. Give me a stock to buy right now.
Getting heart palpitations rn
trump assassination when?
You now remember $5000 DOGE dividend checks.
bullish for the russian economy
It is seriously not dumping hard enough. How much more cope can bulls smoke before they give up.
>>60191149Yang
>>60191166pisses me the fuck off to watch
>>60191044Get of 4chins james
>>60191153Musk is browsing amazon for a Zero Requiem costume and sword right now.
I bide my time, ready to buy.
>>60191153I hope you're not american because your post is just asking for trouble from the authorities. You can't even delete that because everything here is archived. Think before you post next time.
stop ripping us off china!
>>60191145Illegals flooding the borders in the millions, fentanyl zombies crawling every street, "trans" children, men in womens sports... economic madness is preferable to democratic crazies
>mfw boughted the picotop on sqqq
>>60191166I give it til Thursday
>>60191166I'm malding
>>60191179I hate niggers
Thanks for slurping mumus
>>60191180apparently trump is fining illegals $1,000 a day for not leaving, based if true
TOTALMARKET DEATH
forget about the deals, anonsthis orang nigga
>>60191180Trump is flooding the border with LEGAL spics and poos. And I don't give a fuck about libshit trans kids or abortions.
>>60191180Yes but you quite literally remade the USSR collapse this won't end well for America fent is your Vodka and funny enough Afghanistan takes another victim your going to suicide 4 years after losing it
>>60191166Nothing is real anymore, market could legit pump 20% from here with no new information dropped
>>60191180Guess what, you will get economic madness on top of illegals flooding the borders in the millions, fentanyl zombies crawling every street, "trans" children, men in womens sports
WHAT IS THE YUROP EQUIVALENT OF YANG
>>60191187That's unironically how the VAT = tariff argument looks like.
Well, /smg/?
>>60191204So there are deals
let it die...
insane crabbing, fucking tight
>>60191235Yes, thank you Mr. President. :D
>>60191209>>60191217>>60191222LOL you all sound like you're about to call him drumpf like its an own you're all the same NPCs HAHAHAHAHAH
>>60191252
>>60191166Well tomorrow the roughly 1 billion dollars worth of imports that are brought in every try single day will have over 1 billion dollars in additional taxes levied on them. I expect a majority of the goods to have to stay in port and overwhelm infrastructure while people wait for the tariffs to get lifted, causing massive supply chain complications.
>>60191252Dorange(d) Drumpf
>>60191236Maybe but they are nearly impossible I gather their is dialogue but the terms are retarded
>>60191110imagine the smell
>EU cucked out Holy shit they even scrapped the whiskey tariffs. Why, why do we have to be so fucking pathetic? Almost every single modern discovery was made by a European, and yet here we are cowering before an illiterate orange buffoon like Trump. I fucking hate it here.
>>60191204How the fuck does he expect us to not have trade deficits with certain countries? Does he think some third world place will want to buy the same amount or more of American products? He is so retarded it's insane.
>>60191235No crying in the (bankrupted) casino.
>>60191257But the line will go up right?
Trump is an actual donkey
>>60191202anon illegals have no money
>>60191166The tariffs must already be priced in. They have all the data.
>hates China>ushers in the Chinese century What the fuck did he mean by this?
>>60191252>magatard baggie spottedthank you for your service
>>60191254WTF YOU DON'T LIKE BASED LEGAL HISPANICS, BLACKS AND iNDIANS!? YOU MUST BE A LEFTIST TRANNY!
>>60191268Trump isn’t even accepting the deal
>markets STILL delusional and full on hopiumYou can't make that shit up
>>60191268They cucked because frog wine may get fucked but it's alright respone is planned>EU's retaliation will be in two parts.>First batch of tariffs voted tomorrow (some foods, bikes, car parts etc)>Second tariff wave will be more serious (steel and industry-related US goods)
>>60191268The grimmest thing about current world order is that chinks are unironically the least pathetic side.
>>60191110fuck off leaf
>tfw sold my puts at the literal absolute bottom on 13:34>tfw it's about to drop lower now
gf portfolio:>90% luxury handbags>10% cashIt's performing far better than your portfolio.
>>60191284Unironically higher chance of you being a shitskin than him lmao
>>60191270I don’t get how people can’t comprehend that us buying more shit than we sell to a country is a sign of dominance. It’s the same idiocy over the debt to China. Do you think China is loaning us billions with no expectation of repayment because they own us or because we own them
>>60191305She's actually going to ve rich
>>60191166once tarrifs hit, right now investors are high on copium despite trump's plans to made the USD not the world's reserve currency.
>>60191270My theory is that it's a facade and he will essentially strong arm some tributes and drop the tariff shit. In the longer run, at least.But what do I know.
I'm okay with a flat day, already sold the top.
>>60191179Ninerbros, we run this shit!
>>60191270He says they devalue their currencies on purpose and countries shouldn't have weak currencies compared to the dollar. So I guess he wants workers there to be paid the same as the US so they can afford US goods.
>>60191291this. everyone is going to retaliate at this point. Trump isn't accepting any deal.
>>60191315ARE YOU CRITCIZING THE GOD EMPEROR?! YOU MUST HAVE TDS YOU TRANNY SHAREBLUE SHILL!
how is this pattern called
>>60191315You are retarded
>>60191326Of course. The whole world must be the United States and the United States must be the whole world.
>>60191326BASED TRUMP BRINGING ABOUT A GLOBAL WORKER REVOLUTION
Those factories will be here any minute now!
>>60191315Why are you taking on that debt then, retard.Oh wait, I know - because your retarded government can't fathom not spending 2 trillion more than it collects in taxes. Maybe you should start there, rather than fucking with industrial machinery and materials imports?
>>60191326>wants other countries to get paid more>wants americans to pay more for goodsmaga winning
>>60191343the JUST pattern
>>60191293>frog wine may get fucked Short sighted nigger frogs don't get it. You need to punch back so hard that "tariff" becomes a taboo word in America for two generations. Also, the second round is in fucking December.
>>60191343WINNING
>>60191262it's just going to take time. but time is money
>>60191343the final cope
>>60191166people don't know where to put their money, Treasury yields are going up because foreign governments are dumping
>>60191343battle of berlin (1945) as portrayed by the line graph theatre group
>>60191343the last cat bounce, last sniff of hopium
Back into red we go. it doesn't even matter about today finishing green or red, this is only going to go one way
>>60191204so no deals, then>>60191254funny but replace leftist with tranny and remove the rest of the sentence. >>60191343dead cat bounce
>>60191356I can almost see them!wait will the factories have to pay tariffs since they're getting flown here?
>>60190996they're not that retarded, are they...............
>>60191330That's what people don't understand. It pumps because someone in the administration mentions deal. But deal to the Trump administration means something other than removing tariffs, it's reparations for trade deficits, removing trade deficits, etc, stuff other countries will never agree to.
>>60191343PETA's garbage bin because holy shit that's too many dead cats
>>60191343MR PRESIDENT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
The market must be heavily shorted right now
>>60191204What deals? What does good even mean? At this point it's plain obvious this is blatant extortion and sooner or later this is gonna bite us in the ass.
>>60191356Uneducated rural Drumpfcels will be building iPhone parts for $7.25/h.
Just tell me what Berkshire Hathaway is going to buy.
after hours is going to be funny
>>60191343I didn't open my brokerage so I can't lose any money. checkmate nigga
>>60191326Is this the famous MAGA communism?
well, eventually the way the world works would have to get completely shit onguess that happens in my lifetime
>>60191296The Canadians impressed me with their response and resilience desu. They're perhaps the most exposed major economy to this retardation, but they punched back pretty hard. I didn't think they had it in them.
>>60191361>the second round is in fucking DecemberYuros really need to get their head out of their asses
>>60191379Anon.The President thinks you need ID to buy cereal and is taking advice from a self-published author who cites himself as an anagram for his own economic genius. If only you knew just how completely vacant of thought anyone involved with this plan is.
>>60191385exactly, this anon gets it.US have to maintain trade deficit to have dollar hegemony
>>60191166If anything this shows how fucking the awful tariffs are. The economy is more or less solid, traders desperately want to pump, meanwhile Trump is trying to smother it and it's going down fighting.
>>60191401It's crazy how MIGA so commie like now. How did they get so retarded?
>>60191408I have no idea what political lever I can pull to try and make this happen, China will fuck the EU if we make it clear we take it lying down
>>60191403It's not the worst time to be alive but also not the best.
>>60191361I hoped for a more drastic response but the real threat from EU, hitting big tech, is still on the table.We're just giving US retards some time to unretard themselves.
>>60191405I think the Mexico girl did some punch as well, but didn't follow much on that end, maybe she cucked out since then, but I would have heard of it I think
>>60191414TO EMPHASIZE: The smartest and most lucid man in the room is a fucking spoiled-brat ketamine addict who fucking eats it on livestreams in tutorial sections of games and gets maybe 4 hours of sleep a night.That is *THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE ROOM*.
>>60191296Unlike Americans and Europeans, the Chinese can ACTUALLY afford to endure some serious short term pain because their population literally doesn't have a choice. China is still an autocracy and no one is going to seriously speak up, especially with an external enemy to blame (Who for once actually is 100% to blame)The Europeans have to be careful because if things go very badly and they're seen to have acted improperly, they'll be drawn and quartered come election time.The same is true in America of course, but the Orang is a schizo who either just does not give a shit about getting decimated in the mid-terms, or he's planning to fully transition to a dictator before then.
>>60191427White Juche Will Win
what's the next support below 5k?
>>60191110kill yourself pedo russian tranny
>>60191247You're a fucking cult member shit brained republicuck, fuck off
>they didn't invest in Certificates of Depositheh...
>>60191364>take time If America enters a recession he will cuck quickly as he can
>>60191268The EU put out an offer they knew would be rejected to buy time so they can schedule a meeting to discuss the scheduling of the meeting that will bring all member countries to discuss a potential response.Then they'll schedule 5 more meetings and announce the retaliatory tariffs in around 20 business days. They'll go into effect in 5 months.
>>60191432The EU can kind of wait for the fallout from the US-China trade before making any big decisions.
>>60191427>get so retardedthey always were
learned my lesson from yesterday. cashing out at least one of my puts
>>60191441$0
>>60191343The calm before the storm.
HOLD AT 503 PLEASEHOLD AT 503 PLEASEHOLD AT 503 PLEASEHOLD AT 503 PLEASE
>>60191437What's Elon been up to lately anyways? He hasn't been in the news
why is hope so hard to kill
they're really trying to prevent this from being a red day huh
>>60191455Hard times make strong men retard he isn't caving, pain is weakness and faggotry leaving the body of America
I will strangle Mr Dow Jones to death personally, come on you're going where your brothers Shit, Piss, and NastyDick are
>>60191432>We're just giving US retards some time to unretard themselves.They could threaten special taxes on big tech profits starting the day US tariffs go into effect then. They don't have to implement them immediately.
>>60191453What I am is "not broke". Can you say the same?
>>60191438Yeah i'm seriously considering grabbing some tencent shares this week. I was originally going for Nintendo based on the switch 2 news but that already recovered from the tariff dip.
>>60191427hey shut up bro its not a cult
>>60191438The EU always does targetted tariffs in the US to hit red state retards the hardest.
CRABGODS
>>60191470It's not hope, it's denial.
>>60191204They literally said they're concerned with the "cripppling deficit". They already said that the 10% if the baseline. They're negotiating to get their tariffs to go from 15%+ which is port-closing levels to 10% which still at a volume deleting tier. It's over. The markets and the players literally don't believe what the fuck is happening, people don't think it's real, people are still talking about how this is a 5d chess move to have 0% tariffs.
>>60191428>China will fuck the EUOh definitely mind you though you have abunch slavs who belive in Le EuroAtlantic alliance/hegemony so they are cucks
>>60191456There are too many fifth columns in the EU for it to be effective. H*ngary, Pooland and Shitaly are to blame for this.
>>60191439>White Juche Will WinDoes it come with commie dommie mommies?
>>60191455The US cannot technically enter a recession until August, it will be too late
>>6019127850% more added to China today, and the only good news for bulls this week was a fake tweet..
....ahem. looks like it's my time to shine.
>>60191281he is a paid actor
>>60191445anime website faggot
>>60191483I'm tempted to pick up some BYD. I've wanted to own that for a while now and China is going to pump their economy soon.
>>60191468>What's Elon been up to lately anyways?not much, lost wisconsin for trump, got kicked out of wh as a punishment. No more political influence, just sulking and complaining on x about tariffs.
>>60191509please no mr snibs, not my foreskin, it's all i have left
>the pattern seeking monkey brain is noticing lines are soon parallel>time to pump!
>>60191468He fucked up in Wisconsin and then took a back seat. Yesterday he told Trump to stop doing the tariffs.Guess what Trump didn't stop doing.So what Musk is doing right now is whatever dick sucking he can to avoid being thrown to the wolves where X and Tesla will be ripped from him by force as he gets frozen out of the admin. He can't contain himself though as he's been calling Nevarro a retard for the tariffs.My guess as to what he's doing right now is literally pumping the entire stock exchange to make it look like folks like Trump's plan as a 'gift' to Trump.
>>60191456You say that as a bad thin, but it's unironically a good move from the EU. They're using their incredible and un-replicable strenght of delaying everything and anything, just to buy time.The US shot both its on legs. There's ironically nothing to do other than let the bleeding do its job. Then China shot an arm. EU could shoot the other arm, but at this point why even bother, might as well apply the Xi bestseller "The Art of doing Nothing" and win.
>>60191478They've made it clear that fucking up big tech is an option. I guess they're trying not to look too confrontational, for now, so any pain resulting from this shitshow can squarely be blamed on US going full retard.
>>60191483Just go diversified cash and enjoy the show. Maybe grab select competitor stocks when and only when current market leader gets shit on by fundamentals (like how Rheinmetal got pumped by Trump nuking US geopolitical trust)
I'M GONNA KILL THE FUCKING CAT I SWEAR
>>60191518>the monkey was fooled: this pattern is, in fact, one he had not anticipated. it is a much, much worse pattern.
>>60191535I don't know what any of those words mean, I just want to gamble.
>>60191536oops don't mind me
>>60191536how can you kill that which is already dead
>>60191532>I guess they're trying not to look too confrontationalThis is the problem. Meekness emboldens bullies. >any pain resulting from this shitshow can squarely be blamed on US going full retardEveryone with at least two brain cells already knows the US is to blame for everything.
>>60191514Foreigners can't invest into Chinese stocks. You'll have to find some ETF or other synthetic financial instrument that tracks it.
>>60191542Understandable and respectable - godspeed, anon
>>60191497>>60191470It's both. Most people do have some unkillable hope. We keep buying lottery tickets and fantasizing about buying assets at the absolute bottom.
sexo marketsexo market
>>60191427trad influencers cope and say they’re “distributist” and not communist but get upset when you point out that they don’t understand economics and don’t have a plan
Retard question, how does the EU buy "us energy"? Gas and oil?We can't send them electricity under the ocean
>>60191492Yeah! What cult! In fact, here's a few lines from a song which disproves that it's a cult!!>Let morning shine on the silver and gold of this land,>Three thousand leagues packed with natural wealth.>My beautiful fatherland.>The glory of a wise people>Brought up in a culture brilliant>With a history five millenia long.>Let us devote our bodies and minds>To supporting this America forever.Now look at this golden idol of Dear Leader.
>>60191586Liquified natural gas
>He's buying puts when the vix is at 48What do you guys think is going to happen
>>60191586natural gas tankers via ocean i guess
America will pay for killing so many russians
>>60191586Natural gas. The EU used to buy a lot of it from Russia but pivoted to buying it from the US after monke went full retard.
>>60191390they've been cash heavy waiting for this to happen
>>60191586Petrolum, liquid natural gas, uranium
>>60191350This is the playbook of American statecraft don’t shit on me for knowing the rules >>60191357Why not keep spending if the world will keep loaning you shit you will never have to pay back
>>60191586They put all the energy into HUGE batteries and take those batteries on ships.
>>60191599imagine being inside that, jesus
I WANT TO GET OFF MR BONES DEAD CAT BOUNCE
>>60191554EU are retards. They have been dealing with fallout of Russian meltdown for 3 years and counting, and haven't learning anything.But I guess some Brit must be drinking tea very smugly right now - another geopolitical rival is going to slowly suicide themselves. Not too fast to be forced to turn back.
>>60191593Volatility should always revert to the mean. Time to short the VIX at 10x leverage, shit's gonna make me rich.
>>60191379patriots in control>>60191470american exceptionalism in action
so its gonna crab and then dump in the last 10 minutes, got it
>>60191610where we're going you won't have to imagine anymore
>>60191586Yes. Special ships transport liquefied natural gas, for example.
>>60191552that which is dead can never die but only bounces again stronger and higher
>>60191414>>60191437deep state... please deep state save us.......................
PLEASE ALLAH RESCUE ME FROM THIS MARKET
>>60191599I was told that real explosions don't look like that, but that looks just like Hollywood.
>>60191554agreed on the first part, I said I hoped for a harsher response.About the second part, it's increasingly evident that a sizable part of the population does not qualify as having two brain cells. Europe's "populists" are the equivalent of US magatards
>>60191599What are even those bullets(?) firing at the tank. Looks beautiful even.
why did it drop soo much?
>>60191644Look up Renny Harlin
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI683o1OSMI
>>60191653Autocanon fire from a Bradley
>>60191643Brother greed is Haram Inshallah. Don't forget your zakat
Kek bulls really dropped a 4.5% gain this morning to end flat, this volatility despite not moving in either direction is nuts
When will the line go down? I'm waiting for it to circuit break once so I can make my monthly buy in
>>6019165325mm from US Bradley firing at ziggers
>>60191468He's putting his time to very good use as usual
>>60191110>Trump announces tarrifs including huge tariffs against China>market shits itself>for some reason today the market starts to recover>Media reminder: 104% coming in on China tomorrow>market shits itselfHas the fact that these tariffs are coming STILL not been fucking priced in?
>>60191162>Ural oil at 52$Shit's fucking fucked mate
It's funny how Ackman and his buddies that were giddy for Trump are upset Trump did what he said, but Warren Buffett actually believed Trump would do what he says and is fine. So his supporters thought he was lying, and non-supporters thought he wasn't?
>>60191623Probably will crab until China reacts tomorrow or Thursday. The Chinamen could dump their $759 billion in U.S. Treasury securities which will make for a fun Friday.
>>60191606Because one day, the world might stop. Or you might delude yourself into thinking you are entitled to internationally funded welfare and start throwing temper tantrum - like is happening right now. Or like happened with Greece. Although unlike Trump, even Greeks didn't purposefully piss into everyones tea while living off gibs.
EU hereWhere do you track market atm my broker stopped updating at the close?What should I expect at opening tomorrow and how to profit?
>>60191664>BradleyThat's a bit David-versus-Goliath, isn't it?
>>60191686Warren Buffett isnt a retard, he understands you take what stupid say at face value
Volatility is higher than at the same time yesterday>>60191675Unironically: pretty good one
>>60191683like people said, I think people are literally on pure hopium because these tariffs will buck break the whole country.
>>60191653not an expert but looks like Incendiary rounds from a bradley
>>60191644>>60191653M242 Bushmaster. That's a Bradley taking on a T90.
>>60191644It's a bunch of HE rounds cooking off and exploding, what do you think it should look like? Even then there's nowhere near as much flame as your average Hollywood explosion.
>>60191686buffet's been cashing out long before trump was voted in, but to the former I'd say yes
The lines are aligned again, you know what that means, weeee
>>60191683Just mentally envision someone shrieking in increasingly ear piercing volume and pitch as they pound their desk harder and harder:>IT CANT HAPPEN>SOMEONE WILL STOP HIM>IT CANT. IT CANT HAPPEN!!
My fucking god this cat, just end its suffering already, call the PETA. I feel like shit watching this torture.
>>60191709Pretty sure it was smoke grenades detonating.
>>60191653m792 high explosive incendiary tracer rounds
>>60191695It was something of a watershed moment that Brads didn't have to be as scared of Russian tanks as they had been, now Russia uses tanks much less aggressively partly as a result
>>60191586These very durable and hardy ships that are full of explosive liquefied natural gas and cooling systems big enough to keep the artic frozen.
>only have one stock and it inversed the marketTrump is confirmed as the most antisemitic president ever even if it’s on accident
EXPLAIN
>>60191709The tank is not cooking off, it's most like HE rounds. The tank survived the encounter, but had to retreat.
>>60191675Kek
HOLY CRABBERS
*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
WTFWT
oh great, here come the delusional 2:30 buybots
Looks like a new fake tweet just dropped
what the fuck
>>60191723>>60191738You might be right. Hard to tell with such chonky pixels.
>S&P Nasdaq and Dow all red>VIX greenyup. it's crab time.couldn't even make my post before it fucking soared again, Elon STOP
>>60191445>>>/pol/ and stay there>>60191653bradley iirc, couldn't penetrate the t-90 but i think it hit something exposed.
>>60191110thanks to whoever mentioned the VIX this morning. I bought 2 calls and they went up 100% since then, sold 1 just because the market is retarded, so the one remaining is risk-free
>>60191722Crabs can't feel pain, request denied
>>60191738No I've seen the full video they abandon the tank
>>60191744>>60191741>>60191746>>60191756What? Nothing has changed
NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!?
>>60191695The Chadley indeed is Goliath compared to the Russian rubbish that can't hold its shit together
>>60191644it depends on the explosion, really. grenades for example kill with overpressure/fragmentation, so their explosion looks pretty wimpy compared to hollywood standards. but thermobaric explosions or other slower ones can look really kino. if you want to see some, look for clips of TOS-1's exploding.>>60191653bradley autocannon. it's very likely not penetrating, just stripping the sensors and concussing the crew. pretty nasty.
I'm the one responsible for all the pump you see btw
>>60191756>>60191741>>60191740>>60191737Someone closed a big short
lmao
How the fuck is this real
HAHAHAH
>>60191757This was a very high visibility Ukraine war clip, you can find plenty of clips analyzing ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrrso5JDR5I
>>601917372:30 p.m. precisely: bots set to buy or sell at 15m intervals think now’s a time to slurp. pump will reverse within 10m
>>60191767Nasdaq almost shot up 1% in a span of 30 seconds just now, lots of volatility going on
>>60191746technical, 2:30 rolled around and there was an MA cross, it was bots
>>60191776or forgot a limit buy at $502
It literally looked like a savescum, right as the Dow hit red lol
>>60191610You'll be fine actually armor on modern MBTS stops anything up to 120mm and 125mm
>>60191712because he knew trump would win
>>60191766Maybe, it's been a while since I watched the full thing.
>>60191776HE SAID THE NAME, MARGOT ROBBIE IN BUBBLE BATH
DO IT AGAIN I DIDN'T BUY THE TINY SPXS DIP
WE NEED A HERO
>>60191762might have been meholding onto my 50 vix call, but tempted to just sell it now
Looks like we're just gonna crab for the rest of the day, guess I should get back to work, maybe come back at 3.
>>60191759It hit the smoke launcher then disabled the turret by hitting the hydraulics for the turret
>>60191809who cares about work you won't have a job in a month anyways
I have no idea what the markets are doing anymore. They must have started making dead cats out of rubber or something.
How is after hours and futures going to look after this?
>>60191809will dump massive just before close when all hope runs out
>>60191683Personally I don't believe anything Trump or the admin says. I just remember the 2019 government shutdown where he cucked to Pelosi and obtained the "big beautiful bill" that never had any wall funding in it. I guess market movers are banking on this to be the case. They're just untrustworthy and a lot of people seem to be coping through that.
>>60191773That's definitely not how the guys in the Bradley felt.
>>60191825doesn't trump have a press conference tonight? Bloodbath.
>>60191825My bet is BAD to WORSE. But I am holding SPXS calls, so we will see.
>>60191836He cancelled it and let his press secretary do it instead. Finished an hour ago
>>60191825People are thinking it's going to be people getting out of dodge, but I can't imagine there's liquidity for that after hours. Waiting for the tariffs to actually happen before selling seems insane too, I would guess downslide before market close
>>60191825dump after and pre, fake a dump on open and pump to infinity
>>60191809this, you'll see everyone taking "after hours pause or perish" bets at 3:50 and blast IV to the fucking moon
Do you ever ask yourself like what’s going on
>>60191825Institutions are losing hopium that the tariffs will be backtracked. Reality is setting in that it's probably not gonna happen.Thursday will be the bloodiest blood red of your lifetime.
>>60191692investing.com
>>60191846That seems insane too, the only conclusion is that it's already priced in.
>>60191831I don't think trump cares enough to play ball after they tried to ruin him financially, put him in jail and even assassinate him. He's gone rogue and would rather crash it down with no survivors than concede on anything.
DIA is edging 0% lol
>>60191773
>>60191786Didn't even take 10 minutes. Only 5.
>>60191110>State Department: The Indo-Pacific region must be freed from China's unfair economic policies.Good news China must be stopped but the US has a even better deal
>>60191831Trump never holds firm on anything, that is what they are banking on, that he will find some minor thing to blow up as a huge victory and then do a total reversal.
>>60191854Why not Wednesday?
VIX just broke 50. GG all
weeee here we go again
>>60191852Always
>>60191854I thought the tariffs is happening tonight though?
SPY well below 500 when market closes.You heard it here first.
AND I SAIDHEYYYYY AAAAAAYYYYYYY AYYYYY AY AYHEYYYYY AAAAAAYYYYYYY AYYYYYI SAID HEYWHAT'S GOING ON
>>60191854isn't that what they said about Monday and then again Today? It's not happening folks. Crab time.
>>60191808thats why i generally buy 2 these days. the urge to sell at a slight profit for safety is too high. this way Ive still got something that all signs point to continuing to pay off, but ive locked in at least breaking even
well that one didn't take long at all to fall back down
>>60191703Yeah its incredible, I think the fact that amazon prices for cheap shit are about to double has not yet sunk in to average people yet. The pain is very much not going to end with red on wall street. Infact it's going to begin with insane shit going on in the ports while they figure out how to make this shit work without the biggest customs system in the world. >>60191719The denial of reality is nearing 2007 levels>>60191831I understand the Trump admin is full of shit argument, but Trump 1 is very different to Trump 2, nobody is going to stop him now and nobody who can wants to.
>>60191800
So when does Trump's plan kick in?I figure he's got an ace card up his sleeve
What are the americans will start unironically emigrating en mass to cheaper nations if things get fucked up more?
Please close below 5k today
It's basically a guarantee that the tariffs tomorrow cause another drop in the market, right?
>>60191162Man I want a Russian cutie but don’t know how to beat the Russian nationalism / Putin simping out of them.
Lmao the Yuan is getting fucked right now.
>>60191852All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down, and short is long. And everything you thought was so important doesn't matter anymore.
>>60191922Trump has a dick up his ass.
>>60191854>Thursday will be the bloodiest blood red of your lifetime.You think it will be worse than 2020?
>>60191895you do realize crabbing for two days after dropping 12% in the same timespan is bearish, don't you?
If I'm a news network right now I'm preparing to send all of my crews to ports in the morning.
SOXL $8 WAITING ROOM
>>60191922Can't see it being realized in the coming days. Country heads shouldn't be making panic decisions like they are crypto gamblers and will likely need several days of discussion before they decide on anything.Maybe Trump bets on him being able to strongarm out a decision straight away.
>>60191183Literally, I purchased in the worst 3 min period. Un fucking real.
So tariff master plan goes in effect tomorrow? Place puts after artificial gigapump?
>>60191913>amazon prices for cheap shit are about to double has not yet sunk in to average people yet.This. Norrmies will shit themselves when this happens, right in time for Christmas.
>>60191930Absolutely, the only reason things have held the way they did today is because there are still tons of people who refuse to believe he's really this retarded and that he will cancel the tariffs before they go into effect
>>60191913it's going to fuck over everyone. even in a big company, a lot of shit like sub assemblies and shit is made in China, or prototypes in China.China is so advanced now you can get wholly machined parts (not stamped garbage) mailed to you based on your cad models.
>>60191933>I don't want them to be nationalist If you want some faggot liberal they all ran to Serbia and Georgia
>>60191900what actually happens with vix calls if they’re in the money on expiry? only had one expire worthless before
>>60191933So just go for a Ukie cutie. Plenty of them on the market right now.
>>60191919>We never saw her feet in this scene
>>60191930The direction is down yes.But, two things can happen. 1. The markets open on a positive2. The markets pump initiallyAnd the two can be mixed, but it will close on a down trend.
>>60191935They are purposefully inflating their currency so they sell their junk to non-americans
VIX MOONING
>he didn't sell at openhave fun crashing for the rest of the week kek
>>60191860Thanks
>>60191922>he still thinks Trump has a planretards really never learn
I can't believe I voted for this retardWhat the fuck is going on
>>60191954Could be worse. One of my friends bought SQQQ at premarket open Sunday for $58.
>>60191935>yuan goes down>other countries slurp up cheaper chink exports>chinks no longer need american market winning
>>60191975We race to the bottom now
>>601919229 hours 19 minutes from now
>>60191818i see thank you>>60191971>>60191971>>60191971NEW BREAD (no 2hu this time)
>>60191964if they're cash-settled you just get difference of strike - close (x100) in your account the next morning
>>60191942FTSE 100 is up 2.7% today, DAX up 2.5. It's not 2008 sorry
>>60191999>no 2huPASS
>>60191110Retard question here, which chart do more people look at the 5 days 15 minute chart or the 20 days hour chart?
>>60192003based, thank you
>>60191913Even the people who can and are coming around to the idea of wanting to do so, CAN'T stop him FAST ENOUGH to stop these tariffs from going into effect.The moment they actually hit, it's already over. There's no 'take backsies'. The world was already burnt and the best you can do is crawl back saying 'sowwy we won't do it again' which absolutely nobody will believe.To put a fine point on it: The Speaker of the House needs to be removed and replaced within the next four to six hours *AND* a bill to emergency 'DO NOT REDEEM' these tariffs will have to pass the House *AND THE SENATE* with a *VETO PROOF* majority.It's not happening. This shit: it's a done deal. The knife is already in -- all we can do at this point is literally try and get it out as fast as possible to try and stop from bleeding out.
>>60191975Yuan dropping doesn't really affect Chinese inflation since they have entire supply chains. In fact the exchange rates matter less and less as China and US decouple.
>>60192009im sorry i'm on my laptop rn, next bake will be 2hu
>>60192019They already went into effect 3 hours ago.
>>60191922Trump has all the cards. Everyone bitching in this thread doesn't have the cards.
>>60191984>What the fuck is going onExactly what he said he would do during his campaign.
>>60192036Hell, I thought it was midnight tonight.Then, yeah, we're officially in triage.
>>60191498Ugg, to me this is the big question. Is he using tariffs as gunship diplomacy to lower trade barriers, or is Trump actually Navarotarded. One market does great, the other it doesn’t.JUST TELL ME MANGO MAN!
>>60192036I'm still so confused about this.
>>60192019It doesn't need to be veto proof, the president can't veto binding resolutions. But the rest of your statement is correct, the level of bullshit they'd need to get this through in time would be herculean.
>>60192078Don't worry so are they.
>>60192060Factory work has always sucked, but it used to provide enough that you could afford a home/family with it.
>>60191492Trust the plan
>>60192036me, yet again, when i lie
>>60191599It’s my favourite thing about America. I’ll never forgive vatniks for ruining the internet.
>>60191763Well a funny response I don’t think it’s true.
>>60191807Fuck that faggot, I hate him so much. He may have ruined me.
>>60192197It's not. Boiling them alive is bug person behavior
>>60191848Sadly this
>>60192060The craziest thing is we already had very low unemployment, who the fuck is he doing this for. Do Walmart greeters think they will make 40$ an hour in a factory?
>>60192247Hes doing it for himself, hes a long position jew who benefits from america going to the toilet
>>60191961I have a hard time believing my globalist slav dream girl is in Serbia. Good call on Georgia though.
>>60192247So true
>>60192247Now the feds and faggots at the dept of education have something to do. Learn to machine faggots
I would like to thank MSTZ anon for the financial advice, when do you think MSTR will reach sub 100?
>>60191868>3. Boost defense spending/procurement from USWishful thinking if you're going full retard. We will spend on solutions that save money in the long run and are made here, not in the US.The german Bundeswehr, yesterday April 7th announced a 7 year contract with a german software company to replace Microsoft on all its desktops, by an open source, locally developed office suite with verifiable security features and zero connection to US cloud or software licenses.https://themunicheye.com/opendesk-sovereign-office-solution-bundeswehr-16244
>>60192247Bruh, after EU retaliates on service, Big Tech (former) workers will gladly work in the factory to produce Tshirts.
>>60191762shit, up 250% now, sold the first one too early
>>60191149JepiGet that dollar every month gangsta
Quite.I'm not done yet.
>>60191110>>60191911>>60191948>>60191939>>60191911>>60189816DING DING DING DING DING how'd everyone's day go?