the fuck is happening edtion>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous:>>60192962
RING AROUND THE ROSEYPOCKETS FULL OF POSEYASHES ASHESWE ALL FALL DOWN
It’s over
>>60193840CHICKEN JOCKEY
Total stock market death
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We're back
inb4 the copers arrive
>-2.8%NO.LOWER.THE MARKET HASN'T CLOSED YET.
>>60193840SEX
Fake fucking upmp
CLOSING GREEN OOOOOOO
>>>/wsg/5853278
>>60193863Don't say that, there's still pumps from short closure
Its still going down...
thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKsj5mCR7qs
AAAAAAA WHY WONT IT STOP DROPPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Will the EOD slurpers get it back to 5000?
*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPP*
oh this is it
So the rise earlier was just hyper copium by traders?
>>60193868have you seen the reactions in theaters to it? people throwing all their shit when the scene comes up lol
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
uh oh stinky
>that last minute pumpDon't tell me he cucked out on tariffs
Imagine if this shit starts pumping again on tomorrow opening...
market makers are taking us for a ride
Give it to me straight, how many points is it going to fall for tomorrow?
It's time to abandon ship, what's the easiest country in Yurop to move to? I have a degree in history and a net worth of $65,000
Why on earth would you be buying here
Anyone else just dumping money stocking up on consumables? I spent ~$2000 on Amazon and ~$500 at the grocery store and got a bunch of frozen meat. I'm tired of buying bonds.
>>60193829Nothing would make me cum harder than seeing greedy boomers see their savings fucking disappear overnight.
chances of TSLA closing the week under 200?I bought in February for 336 thinking that was the bottom btw
fuck all of you american retardshave fun living in the pod and sewing new nikes for tyrone
Capitulation
>>60193840YUYUKO
WHITE HOUSE LIVE BEGIN SHORTLY>WHITE HOUSE LIVE BEGIN SHORTLYWHITE HOUSE LIVE BEGIN SHORTLY>WHITE HOUSE LIVE BEGIN SHORTLYWHITE HOUSE LIVE BEGIN SHORTLY>WHITE HOUSE LIVE BEGIN SHORTLY
Man, why does the market always crash when I do something productive.
>>60193922>degree in history:/
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT COMING OUT OF THE ABYSS
Still in the red but someone's buying (institutions) What do they know? Has Trump been overthrown? (no)
>>60193905Yup. They thought Trump negotiated some tariff deals, but that wasn't the case.
CAPITULATION
WTFWT
LMAO EVERYONES PULLING OUT BEFORE TOMORROW
ALL RISE FOR THE RETARD IN CHIEF
We're saved! Thanks Trump!
>>60193922you ain't doing shit. let's be honest
3:59 PM EST: EXECUTIVE ORDER: TARIFFS CANCELLED LMAO
>>60193935clean coal will cause a mass sell off, screencap this.
REMEMBER
RETARD HERE.COULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY REAL ESTATE IS RED?
>>60193935HES GOING TO KEK OUTTARIFFS DELAYED BY LIKE A WEEK OR SOME KEK SHIT
I don't think we're winning
>markets do pretty ok actually >suddenly theres a 104% tariff on all Chinese goods>it all tanks immediately and for the rest of the dayFucking why
I CANNOT CUM UNTIL WE HIT CIRCUIT BREAKERS I WILL BE EDGING UNTIL -7% TOMORROW
>>60193965SOURCE
MUMU IS DEADAND NO ONE CARES
What's the best bridge to jump off of? Asking for a friend.
look at the volume my god
>>60193910I have, as well as the meltdowns twittertroons are having with the movie doing well lmao
>>60193937I know it's garbage but it's what I've got
>>60193975take a look at the 10yr
>>60193840*thump**thump**thump*>Lower>it's going even lower
bro wtf is going
nice pussy faggot algos buying the dipive got bad news for you though
>>60193922What are your languages?
>>60193925Aren't most boomers already retired? People reaching age 60 are Gen X and reached adulthood in the mid-80s.
>>60193919BlackRock's Fink says stocks could extend fall by 20% amid US recession worries.The info is out there you only need to look for it.
Holy fuck /biz/ stop being so spastic and calm the fuck dow- wait......WHO THE FUCK KEEPS PUMPING THIS BULLSHIT
crash the fucker, I'm all on 3x inverse and puts.
>>6019397510Y is at 4.24% which means no interest rate cuts, which means no one will be buying houses + tariffs will increase house construction costs drastically
>Trump calls a press conference >People start coping that he's pulling out again despite saying he's staying the courseWhat are we doing here
Dear God. All we can do now is wait for the break of a new day and total collapse.. Its actually over
>>60193981It's still copium. We are not living in reality anymore. Nobody believes the tariffs are real. NOBODY.
>>60193975>Home inventory is at a high, pending sales at a low>Job lossesRetards can't adapt to non-zero rates and are losing their houses(good)
My 401k.....ACKKKKKKKKK
THE WIND WASNT BLOWING TOO MUCH
Another optimism pump for a Trump talk lmfaoHe’s not gonna stop the tariffs!!!
>>60194018Grasping straws.
BLOODY BASTARD BITCHSTOP THE TARIFFS
>>60194018I hope he doubles all of them and we all instantly die.
1 MINUTE
>Morgan Stanley says Fed won’t cut until next year because of tariff inflationEconomic collapse here we come!
he's just babbling about coal
>>60193922if you get into the Union, you can go anywhere basically. i'd look for which country it's easiest to get visa/citizenship for, not which country to move to.
>>60193840>there are retards who actually gave corporations exit liquidity this morningYou should probably just kill yourselves now
5d chess status
>>60194018this will happen every single time he opens his mouth until the tariffs are gone
THE..... V..... STARTS...... NOW.......
>>60193876shut up
Am I dreaming or there's a green bump?
I slurped....
>>60193990golden gate has nets if you want to not die
Why is line going up now?
Call it
When it all comes crashing down, remember that it was because magatts (maggots) were baited into unlesshing the orangutan by trannies.SHOUTOUT TO MY GIRLIES, COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH THE MOST POWERFUL RACE ON EARTH, AMERICAN TRANNIES
>>60194040Of course theyre not gonna cut, they have to raise rates to make sure the dollar isn't worthless
DING DING DINGHOW DID YOU DO
DING DING DING
>>60193922NO ENTRY MIGAniggers
>>60194058Cope
DING DING DING DING DING DING
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVEST IN GOLD AND SILVERYOU COULD HAVE SOME MONEY NOW IF YOU DID LISTEN!
man what the fuck was that
>>60194068you tell me
>>60194018Wall street is coping
Finally over. Now my shorts are in the orange man's hands.
>>60193922Easiest is probably Ireland. But with those credentials it might be better to go to something with a lower COL while still being in the EU.So maybe Croatia. Very touristy with decently high English proficiency and COL is pretty low by first world standards. Could try getting a comfy government job writing historical propaganda or working as a tourist guide. Being a native English speaker will help and you'll just need to learn some local history for whatever city you decide to be a guide in.
The day I'm done my PhD I'm moving to Europe
>>60194068Tell mamma I love her.
Invest in safe stocks like Apple they said…
drumpf
Predict the fake and gay tweet we'll get tomorrow
Just you wait until the first loans on commercial real estate sour, anons
>>60194084When a Trump talk happens the market pumps because people seriously think he’s gonna repeal the tariffs
>>60194064US Treasuries imploding would destroy the US, our deficits are already fucked from Biden and Trump is the final nail in the coffin
>>60194084bots trading other bots
NEW HISTORIC S&P LOWESTLOWEST POINT AS FAR AS 1 YEAR.
>>60194082I've got gold-backed crypto that's just as good.
>MAGAturds pay $199/month to watch some ultraJewess on FoxNews scream why tarrifs are actually "manly"! on all 5 of their TVs while their 401ks are evaporating in real timeKEK! Thank you for correcting the record Batya Ungar Sargon! >inb4 muh daily beast https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-rolls-out-bonkers-new-justification-for-trumps-trade-war/
>>60193935imagine if he keks on tariffs all those retail slurpers will be rich can’t have that
>>60194068>>60194070-10.5% (-528$)Thank god I bought some SXPS calls yesterday. They are saving my ass hardcore. Looks like my TSLZ and SQQQ might actually pay as well.
>>60194068+5.48% :)
>>60194068IM GONNA MAKE IT MA IM GONNA MAKE IT
>>60194086>unhluigi bros...
>>60194095Almost as bad as tesla
>>60193992no, these are celebrationshttps://www.instagram.com/p/DIHgFhRSXO8/
>the market isn't a shitcoin bro
>copers slurped at the last minute
>>60194068>>60194070>>60194079A nice day. Lets get some more of these.
Trump is so lovable when he's just talking to oil workers and stuff. Sigh...
>>60194068my 401k becomes redder everyday and it looks like i'll be turning screws in TSLA sweatshop until I'm 90
>>60194117made a shilling on the cock market
How low tomorrow? Will we see sub 200 or will slurpers be too desperate to save their meme stock?
>>60193868the stock market is about to look like the workprint minecraft movie cut
>>60194092Unironically good advice
>>60193961>>60194086lol
>>60194095>buying right nowYou should kill yourself. Are you listening to what trump is saying?
>>60194133sexy seia
>>60194138melon will be margin mauled
>>60194122Markets behave like shitcoins in bear markets
>>60194068>+15% todayGod I love orange nigger shitting the bed. Tomorrow is gonna be glorious because greddy fucks fells for the buy the dip meme.
>>60194138Wow, it's down to where it was a few weeks ago.
>>60194144They said they wouldn't
Tesla is already green in the post market WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>60193759Found the source to the 'we will deport American Citizens but we promise to be like gentle and honorable and stuff' thing from the stupid-ass press conferencehttps://x.com/CalltoActivism/status/1909665581869285507
>>60194122always was/smg/ is the proof
>>60194095how will they recover?
>>60194117I bought 2 shares of NTDOY with my doordash money 15 minutes before the bell and made 11 cents.We're all gonna make it.
>>60194068>+1,51% >portfolio is 80% Europe>fuggggg
>>60194138Delusion will continue as long as possible.
>>60194106LMAO THEY ACTUALLY PUMPED 1% RIGHT IN THE FINAL SECOND TO MAKE SO IT'S NOT THE LOWEST CLOSING IN 1 YEAR
>>60194064>they think trump is bluffingtrump wants to remove the reserve currency status on the USD, make of that what you will.
>>60194144What the hell does that mean? Is he gonna blow Xi?
>>60194163Moving ALL production to India. Vietnam is not enough now.
>>60194144why are they hellbent on being unpredicablethis uncertainity isnt good neither to reindustrialize or make better deals what the fuck is going on
>>60194095Warren Buffet is insane like when he dumped 100 billion of this and people said WTF or made fun of him. After the Great Trumpression he can buy the entire company for 350 billion and when Alexandria Ocasio Cortez becomes president its called turning 350B to 2 Trillion.
>>60194144>PLEASE DON'T CALL MY BLUFF PLEASELol. We're about to get raped.
>>60194086UNHbros we are so fucking back!
it's over>>>/wsg/5852535
>>60194068Wasn't greedy enough shorting.
>>60193638It's not as bad as one might think. Russia has been hard at work trying to reduce the importance of oil as a source of government revenue>"In general, we are trying at this time to minimise the influence of oil prices on the budget. Whereas a few years ago this indicator stood at 35%-40%, in 2025 it will dip to 27% and in 2027 to 23%."https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/russia-reducing-share-budget-revenue-gas-oil-minister-says-2024-10-10/
>>60194176didn't they face a lot of quality issues when they tried it two years ago lmfao
>>60194144Starting to look desperate there.
>>60194170I mean it doesn't matter, the markets going lower - 104% tariffs on China? We're fucked, just wait until companies start mass layoffs due to lowered EPS
OP here, i lost nothing because i have NOTHING invested (i was invested into ENTX then pulled out reight before all this happened)
What the hell was that last minute twist?
>>60194165i sold my 10 shares earlier today in the hopes of rebuying cheaper tomorrow
>>60194104Just write off all the debt, lmao.
How long will tomorrow's dip last?
>>60194206trump started speaking
>>60194064they will still be wondering about trumps supposed bluff when they stand in line for the soup kitchen
>>60194131>oil workersHalf these niggas are getting laid off in a month or two kek
>Trump better finish this coal speech by saying no tariffs so I can buy some futures
>>60194068i solded, can't do bear trading because i don't want to put 5k into my ibkr account (don't trust myself)
>>60194206Copers saw a trump press conference and are desperate for him to reverse tariffs
>>60194120Okay I didn't see this one lol
>>60194175some advisor was sweating bullets trying to explain to Trump how to adress le hoborable Chinese people to PLEASE come to an agreementThat's what I guess
>>60194118lugii huh?
Interresting...
>>60194095ITODDLERS BLOWN THE FUCK OFFANDROIDKINGS W W @?
>>60194144>please please please make a deal oh god we fucked up so badLmao, you're trying this? With the CHINESE? We're cooooooooked
>>60194206whatever it was, it got me to panic sell my SPY $500 put for 4/10
>>60194238Iran invasion soon brother
>>60194144>AIIIEEEE SAVE ME XI-SAMA!!What did he mean by this?
Holding until tomorrow
>>60194206Investors don't capitulate anymore. They relentlessly buy the dip.
>>60194206Trump talking about how him and Lee Zeldin (interesting Wikipedia entry on the mensch) are going to deregulate the EPA to own the libs
>>60194244you're so retarded lol, what the fuck
>>60194200We are going to just make shitty products if it means China stops threatening us at the end of the day if a wheel falls off my kids bike I will just screw it back on.
>>60194238netenyahu
>>60194251Told you you'd be fine. Glad to see you held the line.
>>60194167I don't even know how Europe is up. Were they reacting to our after market green?
>>60194253Surely investors have to run out of dip money eventually.
>>60194238Yea, saw Trump wants to start with a war with Iran too, as if things aren't bad enough domestically lmao... good for me though, I have a ton of LMT I've been holding for 15+ years
>>60194068-1.04%I AM FINACIALLY RUINED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>60194238WW3 SOONRTX CHADS WE JUST CANNOT STOP WINNING
I should have bought BYD during the pandemic.
>>60194092Ireland is pretty expensive from what I've heard but a Balkan tourism thing could be good, thanks
>>60194118Fed CMS raised medicare rates to over 5% yesterday, doubling the rates from January Massive boon for Healthcare sector, absolutely going to rape boomers on their premiumsbut this board is all illiterate tourists now so nobody talked about it
damn at this rate we're going to hit the bump limit in under 20 mins.
>>60194131All those blue collar niggas are getting layed off in a week
>>60194253imagine how rich all baggies will be in 5 years
>one last retarded pumpDoes ANYONE know what the fuck is going on?
>>60194269they were reacting to the insanity yesterday where the US closed 2% up
>>60194238Trump wants to defense spending to go up to 1 trillion, which is a 12% increase from last year.
>>60194268Yeah like I said twentyish threads ago I would’ve rather gambled for gains and risk 300 bucks than eat such a loss for nothing
>>60194238It is easy /smg/WE invade China. I heard you didn't want to die for Isreal so this is a good compromised, innit?
>>60194018It's only a political problem. The market is structurally sound. What's done at the stroke of a pen can be undone at the stroke of a pen. This means everything is structurally sound. When the president can levy a unilateral 25% consumption tax on the entire country overnight, that's structurally sound. Nothing is wrong here, it's just a political squabble. This nonsense will blow over by next week, you'll see. Tesla is underbought, actually.
>>60194194HOLY KEK
>>60194269Well, yeah obviously, d'uh.
>>60194211I'll buy more tomorrow after my door dash shift. I think the tariffs are already priced in, since the US isn't that important of a customer for Nintendo.
Im doing itSOXL IS A GOHAS TO BEIVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR ANOTHER LOW LIKE THISPLEASE TELL ME IM NOT RETARDED
What is the most realistic hope for a reversal here? China or EU negotiating? Or maybe the fed stepping in?
>>60194308SOXL. Chop Loss.Volatility Drag.Beta Slippage.Chop.Chop.Chop.Chop.Chop.
According to Fox Business reporter Edward Lawrence, “White House Press Secretary says 104% additional tariffs went into effect at noon Eastern time because China has not removed its retaliation. The 104% additional tariff will be collected starting tomorrow April 9th.
>CBP to start collecting ‘reciprocal’ tariffs on 86 countries’ imports starting 12:01 a.m.Expect a huge down day tomorrow
>>60194308you arewe are just getting started
>>60194144>>60194181>>60194249America is about to get gooshed.
>>60194311China isn't negotiating. The EU has tried but the WH has rejected anything reasonable. It's over.
bought SVXY at close, holding and selling regardless at openwhether or not trump actually pauses is irrelevant, everyone will have their answer tomorrow and the tariffs were completely priced in todayVIX will have to come down
>>60194291Are we anticipating a full on war or something
>>60194325this was my life anyways
>>60194165>>60194307Bro no offense but why are you even buying stock if that's all you are buying?I mean it's your money do with it what you will, but you are basically pissing away your paltry paycheck. Lot of work for not a lot of gain.
>>60194325>you will never buy a proper house with 4 bedrooms >you will never get a wife I do have a wife and a house
>>60194325counterpoint: I voted for this
>>60194337hahahahhahahahhaha
>>60194339He wants to start more wars for Israel
>>60194317But waitI’m not an options degenerateI’m actually holding stock and riding this bitch like a wild horseI don’t careWe WILL see another 60 topITS BOUND TO HAPPENAAAAAAAAAA
>>60194068i was up $10 with my trailerhood investments before the great green tentacle fuck of 3:56 PM threw me down to $5oh well it doesn't seem like it's gonna stay that way for very long
>>60194291Wait what? weren't they fucking talking about cutting it
>>60194321Our postal infrastructure literally cannot handle this scale after being fucking dismantled the past 8 years
>>60194329disgusting picture
>>60194325Easiest way to survive is to have multigenerational homes (like it has been for the majority of human history)
>>60194321>>60194319The biggest group of retards on earth lmao
>a leveraged BRK.B ETF existsI'll go all in on that once the bottom is in. Same performances as the market, if not better, for less volatility, which fits better for a very long term leveraged haul.The only uncertainty is we might very well see Warren die before we even reach the bottom.
>>60194339Powerlevelfags are finally getting their dream match: China Army vs USA Army
>>60194321Do they even have the staff to collect these additional tariffs? Or will there be enormous delays at ports as they try (and fail) to collect everything?
hey LIBTARDS its called CREATIVE DESTRUCTION
>>60194343Well, you see, i'm a GAMER. Which means i'm broke as SHIT, and this is more skill based than buying scratch offs at the gas station.
>>60194289Hyper copium about last minute reprieves
>>60194311>EU negotiating They have but white house terms are stupid India is also negotiating but I don't know how those are going>ChinaBasically said fuck off I'm ready to play this game
>>60194339Iran must suffer for attacking the chosen people.
>>60194339Trump just cares about making himself look tough. I wouldn't read into it.
>>60194311Trump tripping and breaking his neckEU have decided to sit this outChina has no reasons to stop their greatest geopolitical rival from destroying themselvesNobody within Trump admin has balls/influence to stand up and say noI honestly don't see any fallbacks here
>>60194291What if China doesn't buy the bonds?
I AM WINNING MR. PRESIDENT
>>60194339I am expecting itThere's no going back unless Trump gets arrested and jailed in like 3 hours by official and lawful means, and all his tariff policies get denounced and reversed by a new government.
>>60194339He's probably betting on the fact that they have a strong army, so either pay the tariffs or we'll invade/wont defend you anymore. That's my dumbshit idea at least.
>>60194144HERE WE GO GIGA PUMP OPENER
>>60194308Nvidia can still fall so much farther bro, 20% 14 day RSI is 66.83. Maybe just buy SOXL/SOXS and then tomorrow if tariffs get repealed you IMMEDIATELY sell SOXS. Hopefully if you are fast then you won't lose that bad.
>>60194325My parents are much richer than I am and I do pretty well. I already have a 4 bedroom house. I already have a stay-at-home gf (content with that, fuck alimony)EV cars are fucking gay.
What was the bounce up at the end all about
>>60194369You don't know where the bottom is idiot
>>60194359Oh no you didn't actually believe that did you?
Based Xina I kneel
>>60194378peepeepoopoo
Tell me the downsideSOXL buy, not optionsHold because semiconductor market CANNOT crash with the coming slave society we have comingThere’s not just a demand, there’s a constantly higher demandWhat are the downsidesBuy it like stock so volatility doesn’t matter for shitSrsly what’s the downside
>>60194374DOGE will efficiently oversee the tariff coll- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Sure smells like /leftypol/ in here
BYD bros? Is this bad?
>>60194325omg shut up already
>>60194369Interesting idea, his age is a concern especially with a leveraged one.
>>60194339Lockheed Martin needs their gibs anon
>>60194278My advice? Invest in tattoosYou can take those with you :)
>>60194311It crashes for another fortnight and then congress removes his tariff power with a veto proof majority
>Mortgage rates hit their highest level in more than a month amid continued uncertainty over the tariffs.Prices going up, home loans more expensive - we're fucking cooked. My mortgage is 2.5% but I cannot move without paying a shit ton more in interest (for a much more expensive house)>>60194374Do you really think Trump or anyone thought that far?
>>60194402That was me. I bought the dip
>>60194339Yes, definitely. The only possible explanation for all the seemingly nonsensical trade and foreign policy moves is that the US government is preparing for war, and soon. Shoring up currency reserves, securing domestic supplies, laying the groundwork for territorial claims, spinning up manufactured consent. It's all happening right now, everything thought stuff like Greenland was a joke, but they said time and time again that it wasn't. I think the market is starting to take this all seriously and price it in.
>>60194311Republicans in Congress growing a spine, throwing out Mike Johnson, and passing a binding resolution to end the national emergency on trade and therefore remove Trump's powers to create tariffs, ending the tariffs. It'll take at least a month before that happens.The blood has to be in the streets first.
>EU countries are starting to withdrawn their gold from the Federal Reserve Bank
>>60194374they don't lol, DOGE fired customs agents
>>60194405The 8% cut was a month ago when they were gutting entire agencies every day, it was believable at the time
Futures frozen waiting for the no tariff announcement that won’t happen lol
should I fucking kill myself?
>>60194409Who's buying TVs in a slave society anon?
>>60194379I would just save the money up first while working to get your income up. Fuck monitoring stocks all day, spend all day working on yourself and your skillset to acquire a better job instead.
What was that fake and gay pump right before close
>>60194415is that what India negotiated? how many indian scammers have enough money to buy tesla cars? lmao
>>60194448but why
any cold miners ITT I hope your whole family dies in a freak bear attack
>>60194374>MFW I but 5000 individually wraps screws>Shipped over here>Inspected for tariffs>Ignore the customs bill>Gets shipped all the way back>Buy them again next week
>>60194447Have to admire the gambling spirit on those who bought at the tail end, betting on tariffs being rescinded at the last minute.
>>60194441>the financial nuke that's about to go off when they find a ton of foreign gold is missing
>>60194092If you had 2m USD and burned after being in the sun for 5min. Where would you go to retire and find a hot wife yurope messiah?
>>60194448NEVER kys
>>60194435Not a wrong read, honestly. Absolutely retarded, but it fits.US hasn't successfully occupied and held territory in almost a 100 years.
>>60194448Post losses
>>60194413Ya a lot of queers ITTPlaying the market does not mean it has to be Green Day’s all the time. There are many ways to make money
>>60194452Are you restarded or just obtuseEntire tech industry, phones computers weaponsWtfPea iq
>>60194470dumping to 430 by friday
>>60194424I will never get a tattoo. NEVER EVER. I promised my grandma.
>>60194415>going to buy teslaThe cars far too expensive for their market it's the main reason Indian companies have remained competive and profitable
>>60193840LONG CHICKEN FUTURES
>>60194374We already saw that they didn't before the firings when he removed de minimis exemption
>>60194369Not to be morbid, but Warren dying under Trump could bring generational wealth for dip buyers. They'll call it the Great BRK Slurp
>>60194409I don't understand why you wouldn't just ride puts to the bottom and slurp then with puts gains
>>60194291The art of being a clown
>>60194339that's what the whole de-industrailzation talk has been about...
>>60194470Much needed correction desu
It's all computer
>>60194461Nobody gives a fuck about the tariffs, its all imaginary in their heads.
Tommorow: Fakest and gayest pump in historyFollowed byApocalypse 3 hours from close
>>60194448dependsare you a cute gril?
rescue the Iphones from tariffs!
>>60194482You go long SOXL anon, see you on the other side
>>60194503is everyone here ready for the draft?
>>60194426no one has any reason to go the negotiation table when they can just wait for this to happen. Trump basically doesn't have authority to make any decisions
I, for one, am very excited about tomorrow.
>>60194489Holy shit I didn't think it was possible to hate zoomers more than I already did.
>>60194495>tariffs suspended because they literally can't tariff all the imports
Time to learn plumbing and mechanics stock market fuckbois
>>60194499Because I’m too emotional for options ill admit Probably way too low of an IQ for them as wellI just see stock as a good bet for a retard like me
>>60194311Activate Elon Plan:Trump accepts Europe's zero tariffs offerIndian H1B of its smartest citizens and cut tariffs to 0 in exchange India gives us exclusive deal for products and shuts out China. This works bigly for India since it accesses them trillions of dollars of wealthWe forget China exists and 105% tariffs forever.I think this actually seriously Makes America Great Again. We just have to take all the bad with the good and have shitty product quality but we make up for it huge with AI and Robots and IP stops getting stolen by the Chinks its overall a big win.
>>60194510Who would pump when tarrifs are actually starting
>>60194521those are alphies unc
What's the point of all the callouts he does in all his speechesIs it like a top 10 asslickers of the day announcement
>>60194522they got it worked out this time, so say good bye to amazon
>>60194453man that sounds hard.but seriously i'm not that bad off right now, actually in my senior year for a cybersec degree. DD is just an easy $50 over a meal period.
>>60194460HOLY BASEDthis needs to be done statewideThe greatest trolling of our time. And you can bankrupt those faggots at USPS.
>>60194495Customs from 84 countries and de minimis removedOur postal system is fucked
Tim Apple just flew in 5 planes full of iPhones from China to avoid 104% tariffs starting tomorrow.
>>60194529>He’ll totally rescind the tariffs says increasingly nervous bull for the 7 day in a row
>>60194495This will be incredibly inflationary too, I don't think they thought this plan out at all
>>60194515Just restartedGot itt
>>60194529300% artifical pump for exit liquidity Which will be the ideal time for you to place your puts
Wait where is this going
>>60194533I am such a unc boomer, what an absolute baka I am.
>>60194528I thought Musk loved China, 50% of his cars are made there and he worked hard getting factories there and stuff.
>>60194543HOLY KEK
>>60194517It's not like we have anything to lose after the last week
>JUST IN: White House confirms that additional 50% in tariffs on China will take effect tomorrowHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60194541But wait, there's more!
>>60194554
its over
>>60194524Jokes on you, I was a diesel mechanic and now I do sales.
>>60194221He's not going to say that.Have you decided what you want written on your gravestone?
>>60194543kind of based and funny at the same time.
>>60194528>India won't steal your products You are aware your making another china lol
>>60194570there are no brakes on the retardation train
>>60194580that is really goodHaving more skills that is
>>60194570*market pumps*
>>60194589India might be one of the few countries that is even less honest and trustworthy than China.
>>60194581>fell for it again award
When is the financial apocalypse happening? I'm bored of these nothingburgers
>>60194570When will those useless fucks in congress get up and take away his tariff powers
How's the winning bros
>>60194604>>60194589so?
I owe 100k in taxes next year because I sold everything.
>>60194448nah enjoy the ride
>>60194580sell me this peen
>>60194606When you least expect it
>>60194570WhatAre we up to 154% or are you just quoting something too late
>>60194466Probably Czechia. Now your 2 mil is a bit shy of the 75 million CZK you need for an investment visa(around 3 mil in USD) but you have other options. They've got a fast-track program for digital nomad visas.COL is not too bad, weather is continental but the winters are not as butt-freezing cold as Poland and you don't share a border with Russia. One of the most liberal countries in the EU when it comes to gun rights which is something you might care about if you like guns. Great beer too.Just avoid Prague since it's overpriced at the moment, look for a smaller town.
>>60194609this is why they tell you to buy world indexesyou'd have 40% less losses
>>60194609Roth chadim down bad
>>60194620Only cool guys buy this pen.
This guy to the right looks like he was long today.
>you could drop a bomb on coal and use it just fine for energy the next daySir what the fuck
>>60194617...and? you can't avoid paying taxes
>>60193887kek
>>60194606Now. Literally right now. If you want something dramatic: probably when the stock market opens tomorrow.Shit is going to start literally rotting in the ports for months starting today. I give it 5 days until we start seeing major disruptions literally everywhere at once.
>>60194630he can buy an EU passport for much cheaper dumbass
>>60194570I genuinely think the retard clique in charge here wants to cut off all trade with China, anticipating armed conflict in the future. So in the near term they plan to slurp up shitloads of money in tariffs and let the bilateral trade kill itself, basically cannibalizing it so hard it dies on its own before the actual diplomacy starts to play out. It's like burning your ships, it removes the incentive for future administrations to get along with China.
>wake up american>eat GMO filled cornsyrup trash for breakfast>take pain meds from long term pains caused by a drone in Iran>go to work at the nike factory for $5 hour>invest $50 from it a month but it's all red, stocks are fake anyways>mom calls crying she got beaten by tyrone at the nursing home>go home to your 4x4 pod>go on /biz/ and say you don't like your life situation>someone types "shut up liberal"SAD!
>>60194643Well I could have avoided some of it if I moved to a different state.
>>60194638All those guys behind him are getting laid off in a month
>>60194661fuck off lib
>>60194639He has dementia.
>>60194630CZ-75 and derivatives are in the top 5 handguns of all time change my mind
>>601946642 weeks x 2
>>60194638
>>60194639Beautiful clean American bussy
>>60194661Kys yuro
>>60194604India is impotent
>>60194661You prefer koomala and 40 gorillion more niggersYou plebbit trannies are insufferable
>>60194663too bad, get fucked>>60194664good
>>60194614Your real issue with China is that are competing superpower India will become the same if you let them
>>60194638All those boomers just got their 401k destroyed
>>60194657it's definitely thisthey think a us-china war is inevitable and are trying to get ahead of it
>>60194697he is likely a yuropoor
I'm betting oil falls tomorrow, then crabs to the end of this clown show. I might try to pick up a future for it. I saw a news thing saying Saudis were ramping up oil production as a show of power to threaten US oil exports. Or something. I'm only pretending I know what I'm talking about.
>>60194687Yes but so was China and now they steal refine shit pretty well
>>60194701...and?
>>60194661based fuck burgerland
>>60194718>yuropoorYou'll have to stop saying this soon
>The tariffs are on, and the money is rolling inLol
>>60194697>40 million legal Indians and bad economy >40 million illegal spics and bad economy American elections
>>60194441Pic related is the very manifestation of what "loss of trust" means. You have no idea how bad this is and the implications.
>>60194721>OPEC ramping uo production They will halt/slowdown mid month next month will be a cut
>>60194713are you ready for the draft?
>>60194726India is a democracy which means we can just coup them whenever we want.
Why has the market been so fucking delusional? Trump spent literally every rally last year going on 20 minute wordsalads about tariffs but no one believed it until the last minute.Even now they're having pumps on pure cope of last minute delays
ZERO PERCENT WALKBACKTARIFF TIME GORGEOUS
>>60194721oil comes from deposits under the ground.Hope this helps :)
mumus, better don't look at the post-market SPY
>>60194747Yeah that's what I'm thinking. They just did it to prove they could.
>>60194738Bro you have a war going on in your continent and you won’t even spend to defend yourself lmaoSit down
>>60194339We are imagining a future where no ships can survive 500 miles from any coastline anywhere.
>>60194755Because during his 1st term he didn't do much, people expected more of the same.
>>60194726India has no ambitions whatsoever. Nothing of significance has ever come out of India.
>>60194745I don't care, if things get bad I'll just kill myself, the fuck are you going to do about it?
>TanksPlease Trump. It is the age of the drones.
>>60194738Not as long as your nations take 50-60% of your income I won't. Pay the VAT and for your muslim replacement yuropoor.
What is this obsession with coal all of a sudden?
>>60194768>he doesn't know
>>60194777he loves posting coal
>>60194766Tbf ot was based on growing demand should've timed it better
>>60194768You should buy some European defence stocks before your currency starts collapsing too
>>60194777Retarded boomers think windmills cause cancer and autismThink black lung is how we should live
>>60194738Funny thing, I used to be a yuropoorAmerica is BY FAR doing a lot better than your mandatory sandnigger festivals and ritual mowing street trucks of peaceDon’t forget about the 500 euro monthly wage
>>60194759>ZERO PERCENT WALKBACKwhat does mean?
>>60194474>what is Guantanamo bay
>>60194770so? not my problem
I didn't buy the dip. I will buy the bottom.
>>60194638none look happy
>>60194776>50-60% of your incomeI'm glad I understand tax better than that
>>60194771Last time he had a bunch of pre-MAGA neocons around him, this time it's all retards like Navarro
Tariffs are real and retailfags are going to panic sell tomorrow.
>>60194801jej
>>60194775HOW DARE YOUTANKS ARE STILL NESSASARY FOR SYMMETRICAL WARFARE
>>60194777>all of a suddenHe's been raving about it for ages nowhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_International_Golf_Club_Scotland_Ltd_v_The_Scottish_Ministers
>>60194339picrel>>60194777west virginia + early 2010s culture war seethe
>>60194772>India has no ambitions They do jeets desperately want to ve like China
>>60194764BOBO SAVE ME
>>60194817walmart is over
I tried to catch the knife
>>60194441Imagine if this all started because Trump learned that fort knox had no gold in it.
>>60194713and thy're putting tariffs on their supposed allies at the same time. Encouraging to trade with China, and China will be eager to sell to Europe, Canada etc. to try to make up for the losses in US trade.Truly a mastermind move.
>>60194795Sounds like bullshit but I'll biteWhere in our beautiful continent did you come from?
>>60194772India superpower 2020
>>60194755People cannot imagine a world other than Washington consensus globalization (older folks will remember the Bretton-woods system, but Trump wants to go even further back than that). So, they assume Trump is doing brinkmanship instead of actually trying to destroy this system. This produces hopium.
>>60194828this
YUROS GET REGULARLY TAXED 40-50% OF THEIR PAYON A BASE 500 EURO SALARYKEKDon’t forget to thank a punjab today
>>60194828good
walmart bros...?
Odds SOXL hits $7 by the 11th? I need my puts to win big
>>60194742
>>60194657America embargoed Japan into Pearl Harboring itself.
>>60194755the market is delusional because what trump is doing is so self destructive that no one can actually cope that is a real policy that he will keep for month or even his entire admin
>>60194835*encouraging them
Costco>>>>>>>>>>>>[POWER GAP]>>>>>>>>>>>>SHARTmart
>>60194843No gonna tell you the country but south Mediterranean area. Our place used to be a haven of security and vacations for everyoneThe last thing left was that, how safe and nice that shithole was. Now turned into a migrant shit filled holeThanks for playing
why are you guys scared of a war?
Thanks CNNWe are on the verge of institutional financial collapse but we can all learn from this:)
>>60194771He did a tariff trade war with china first thing then as well.
>>60194086#fryLuigi
>>60194872Malta?
>>60194872Oh, Greece. That explains it.
>>60194822Yeah that makes sense also explains why no coup but this won't end well modern MIC is globalized unless it's Chinese also they don't have enough nukes https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/03/trump-tariffs-defense-weapons-supply-chains-00006481
>>60194872Sounds like bullshit
>>60194755nobody knows what is happening and listening to Trump makes it even more uncertain>coal coal>open border murderwhats bro yapping about
>>60194872Pay debnts
>>60194884okay, and? any kind of war with china is a good thing
>>60194889WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
>BILLIONS OF GALLONS OF WATER POURING INTO CALIFORNIA
>>60194901This is pretty standard storytime of parables about the Foolish Democrats
>>60194877Long term, renewables seem to be the smart play because if they succeed you're rich and if they don't we're all fucking dead.
>>60194880>This is a great time for younger people to learn a lesson for the next four to five decades.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60194824a caste system like India doesn't produce greatness, it's designed for stability and mediocrity
>TRUMP REITERATES: TARIFFS ARE ONAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60194895Nuke arsenal needed to be expanded yesterday. It's basically too late to stockpile in any meaningful way now.
>>60194855you're gonna be rich, my friend. It's going to be a penny stock tomorrow.
>>60194889Iberian, that’s as far as I’ll goAnd I’ll say you might point out migration in the US and fuck all cope you wanna come up with Growing up there I know damn well, without the safety and comfort, that place has nothing leftLeave while you still have time, make a bag in the US and maybe come back to Eastern EuropeThat’s the plan anyways
>>60194918didn't california say they weren't going to apply tariffs? how does that even work? Can they even do that?
>>60194901Did he talk about Biden yet
>>60194918Is he still on about that random dam he opened and nearly flooded some farmers out with?
>>60194872Sounds like Barcelona to me
I'm pretty sure Trump enjoys world leaders and CEO's squirm under his thumb desu. Think of it from a perspective from a billionaire narcissist who doesn't ever have to worry about the stock market. Dude's having the time of his life.
bake bread retards
I'm not gonna work in a factory or coal mine and I'm not going to war with Iran or China or anybody else. I'm gonna stay home and play videogames. China is going to destroy Trump and Musk and my BYD stock will go through the roof.
>>60193840GOOD NEWS MIGATRADS TURNS OUT THE CONCESSIONS ARE ON AGRICULTURE THE WORLD IS GOING TO BUY AMERICAN FOOD ALRIGHT
>>60194922Yes but it still doesnt help the market decide wether to pump or dump
>>60194935Yeah he cracked a decent one about how he was constantly shutting down coal mines when he was awake, which wasn't that much
>>60194946and how are you planning on avoiding the draft?
>>60194822>>60194895Historically wars were fought when nations started accelerating and advantages were anticipated to be lost.
how does coal burn clean
>>60194925They don't care they will try you and China will destroy each other in Asia and kill any chance of a superpower from the wreckage allowing India and the EU to gain
>>60194963bigly and beautifully, maybe ever
>>60194936Honestly it is difficult to listen to him since he rambles a lot. But it was something about making sure California would have water since they didn't have it during the fires earlier this year.
>>60194963Wash it before burning, obviously
>>60194963That's the neat part.
>>60194958Religious exemption.
>>60194863he did back down on the Canada&Mexico tariffs so it wasn't delusional at all to expect him to walk out on this one as well
>>60194865
>>60194963Well, you see, uhhhh
>>60194947Wow, we're selling them apples now and all it took was a 30% haircut on millions of Americans retirements lol?
>>60194963shut up libtard, coal is officially Beautiful and Clean, our President Trump has said so.
>>60194963It doesn't.Coal will die anyway, PV panels are still dropping in price expontentially
>>60194963Because it's beautiful Do you not believe him, Anon?
anyone got good, and particularly free, resources for learning Chinese?
>>60194979too bad, we'll need everyone for a war with china
>>60194854total walmart death>>60194880not even hiding it anymore>>60194895agreed, its a mad dash but they won't make it. pissrael wants their iran war too.
>>60194963close your eyes and don't breath in, eazy
>>60194963It's funny that liberals talk wonders about carbon capture but when you brand carbon capture as "clean coal" they freak the fuck out. It's the same fucking thing.
>>60194990aren't there loads of chinese students in your city? rizz someone up. but they are crazy
>>60194237That’s pretty funny.
>>60194850I would rather live in a country where I can travel to 29 countries without any border controls, each with their own unique culture and architecture, than getting an increase of 300 euros on my salary
>>60194958nta but can't you just fail physical tests on purpose
>>60194958I'd just take the jail time desu
>>60194988PV panels WERE dropping before all this tariff shit lmao
>>60194932>Iberian, that’s as far as I’ll gothere is only two countries in iberia you fucking retard, you might as well go out and say it at this point
Uh oh.>"You have to worry about nuclear heat"And he name drops Iran>"We are going to make sure that is safe"
>>60194947>>60194985So why do they still have TARIFFS???
>>60194990https://4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/Mandarin_Chinese
>>60194973Yeah, his brain is mush.He ordered some random central valley dam opened in the wildfires that was 1000 miles from LA and claimed he was helping.
>NOOOOO DON’T USE COAL IT’S BAD FOR LE ENVIRONMENTHoly fuck GET OUT OF /smg/ you queer faggots
>>60194861Right, but in this case they can't embargo China the same way. The American war strategy against China was always to hold the island chains and blockade energy imports. It was always a deterrent to war, in the sense that the US could threaten strangling China to death the same way Japan was. But given how Chinese shipbuilding has been massively outstripping the US and China is starting to become less dependent on energy imports, they're trying to get ahead of things and go for war sooner, while they can still potentially use the old anaconda strategy and take a winning position. In other words, they're no longer rattling the saber to scare China into backing down, they're trying to draw the saber and use it quickly before it rusts.
>>60194958Gonna build a NEET fortress and shoot at anybody who comes to my house uninvited.
>>60195005>carbon captureDo you really believe that's going to happen?
>>60194988and who makes these PV panels
>>60195005this is a more efficient coal plant, not carbon capture you retard
>>60194960birth rates, people want to save their skins, not die for bankers
>>60195015Don't tell that to the Iberians who live on the north east coast of Iberia. They seem to think otherwise.
>>60194990why would you learn chinese when we're going to war with them soon? >>60195011>>60195013it'll be like ukraine, even the disabled will fight! War builds characters, don't be scared
>>60194963Put a big balloon over the exhaust pipe to stop it from polluting the atmosphere
>>60194946That's okay, you'll work in bauxite mine instead.
>>60194963There's technically cleaner types of coalIt's still the absolutely worst type of energy in >current year>>60195005It's obviously not that you fucking mongoloidGood job negating any cheap prices you'd get with coal by installing the necessary carbon capture tech needed
>>60194541dealing with the overflow of pre tariff goods right now at UPSThe amount of mixes (entire shipping pallets stacked 15 feet high with chiniseum products) we have gotten has tripled this week
>>60194927For the hundredth time. Since Friday.
>>60194963it's just means it's more efficient. you get more energy out of a unit of coal, so you don't need to burn that much of it, so less emissions.
>>60195022sorry i want to have a world to enjoy my money in, when the global south is forced to migrate north to escape uninhabitable conditions maybe youll realize why we were concerned
>>60195010Suit yourself, have fun seeing that architecture and those countries own people get fucking demolished the next 2 decades if thatThe destruction of Europe is imminent, you can’t fool me>>60195015Fuck you bitch
So what if there is no master plan and he's just a rambling old man with dementia?
>>60195038>will fight your own people, but not the chinksliterally why?
>>60194960PLA counts their greywater fleet as blue water vessels lmao.China is actually fucking retarded.
>>60194958i'm obesemaxxing atm
>>60194298Well I kind of agree that last sentence is absolutely incorrect and no fucking way do you own Tesla you lying retard.How many MIGA and a-political upper class want an electric car?
>>60195048They capture the exhaust then burn it again
>>60195051That's the fun part Ukriane is a testing ground for how to conscript these fuckers have no shame in dragging people into vans
>>60195078That's the actual case
>>60195066So...? Market pump?
>>60195005carbon capture is a massive scam unless you're producing something with it.>>60195022go back to west virginia
he is no turning back, kek!
>>60195078If?We're already seeing the consequences
>>60195081that won't help you avoid the draft
>>60195078That's not 'what if'. That's 'right now'.Theoretically you 25th amendment them.Nobody's going to 25th amendment him; not until the food riots start and they go 'oh shit, we're not actually immune to consequences'.
>NOOO NOT COALholy fucking losers
>>60194958>here officer check out this really neat gun I just bought! Actually though I am an older unc millennial boomer and zoomers and alphies get to die first.
>>60195061>There's technically cleaner types of coalyeah, some coal has more impurities than others so those cause more harmful emissions
>>60195070>believes in climate changeOh Jesus fucking Christ. Leave
>>60195078Literally what he is
LMAOOOOO WHAT IS HE DOING
>>60194958Pretend retardation. Shouldn't be hard. He just has to show a MAGAhat.
I'm not particularly anti coal but I'm all-in nuclear so by that notion I wouldn't want coal.
>>60195079Because the Chinese are not coming for me. If they were my people they would respect my wish to be left alone.
>signing the guys speechwhat
Wait isn't the upcoming budget going to have to commit to tariff revenues? if it comes out it'll ACTUALLY be locked in
>>60195114Those were dug up years agoAll that's left is low quality
>>60195088this lol, you won't be able to avoid the draft, so don't be scared guys!>>60195113>will shoot your fellow americans instead of chinksretarded
Oh and for the anon that mentioned European countries cultureYeah good luck with that with those countries own governments shitting even basic festivities down cause they’re racist for the sandjeets mongrels coming overHave fun being silently conquered and not even being able to have enough money for an escape plan
Holy fuck bros this is itI'm finally leaving 5 figure hell
>>60195121Or what, you gonna have a tantrum? :(( Lmao
>>60195106b-but i thought trump was just kidding :(((Total chink annihilation once that 104% gigadick tariff slaps China.
>>60194958bone spurs
>we're talking about coal >in 2025America is so beyond cooked lmao, I should have learned Mandarin.
>>60195138The republicans in the house can't pass a budget
I have several jumping spots scoped out in Minecraft just in case things get really bad
>>60195140If you work for the state you aren't really a human being, but a state dependent welfare nigger who would not exist without said state. Sorry.
>>60195135china is literally the biggest threat to our nation, man up>>60195131they literally sent actual retards to fight in ukraine, you can't avoid this :)
>>60195136He totally thought all the coal guys were mouth breathing sub 60 IQ guys and he was impressed the dude managed to give a more coherent speech than any of his since 2015
>Powering America into the futureCoal is the future?
AAAAAAH NOT THE COALNOT THE COALHELP ME AL GOREHELP ME JOHN KERRYHELP ME OBONGO
>>60195168america is coal, china is gem
>>60195106taking 2 billion in per day..... FROM YOUR OWN POPULACE DUMB FUCK
>>60195106Fort Knox needs to fill back up that missing gold somehow.
>>60194400> 20% 14 day RSIWhy is that a special number?
>>60195168Please think of the black lung coal miners
>>60195168Yeah, for you AIsYou're going to have big beautiful AIs powered by coal
>>60195175this anon gets it
>>60195168everyone is too fucking scared of nuclear sadlyalso most/if not all browns are too retarded to manage a nuclear plant soooo
I guess you actually are going to lol
This nigga for real? Just return to normal from here on out lol
>>60195171not buying your bags
>>60195175Historically it's the trade surplus countries that bare the brunt of tariffs, as they have to unload all their goods regardless.
>>60195199>please buy the "bottom"
>>60195171No one is buying. Enjoy the poor house
>>60195186Wish I had this muchI’m only going in with 20k
>>60195211We're going to find out together I suppose
>>60194630Sweet, thanks Anon.
>>60195211yea they "bear it" by not selling as much not by physically giving the other country money
>coal>cleanthis nigga
>>60195161> china is literally the biggest threat to our nationWhat are they going to do? Invade Taiwan? That's not our nation. They can have it.> man upHey, lady. Go fight your own wars. I've got my own life to live and a long backlog of video games to get through.
>>60194963You can wash the exhaust gasses with some chemicals, so you don't get CO2 and soot and shit, but instead you get liquid cancer.
>>60195237europe is not going to fucking cooperate with china lol, anyway, hope you're prepared for wwIII
>>60195056>why would you learn chinese when we're going to war with them soon?to surrender so the chinese drone doesnt blow you up and send the feed to 4chinks /k/
>>60195246It is, retard
>>60195237I like this We should completely demolish Chicago and build this
>>60195246Reminds of the big tobacco lobbysNO NO SMOKING IS SO HEALTHY
>>60195141Based and not deluded pilled
>>60195247you're a coward, we get it, but there's no avoiding this>>60195256pussy
>>60195258Go away schlomo
>>60195232>>60195241During covid, costco/walmart/etc didn't raise prices for similar reasons. The supply was constricted, money was getting printed, yet they just didn't want to pass the increased prices to the consumer, so they just... didn't.
Say what you will. Shouldn't this be a chance to buy coal stocks?
what if all the chinatowns are full of sleeper agents and strike all at once....
>>60195272Fuck off recrooter. Go get blown up by a dongfeng missile in the south China Sea if you want to bitch.
bake a new thread
>>60195291Yes, in the form of coal pellets to heat your home
>>60195291yep
>>60195302you're chinese aren't you?
>>60195267I’ve lived in both continentsBelieve me yuropoors who’ve never left are the delusional onesWhatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night
>>60195307No, use the images up
>>60195291>not having a tenner on all energy sourcestsk tsk what the fuck are you doing bro? it is ENERGY for fucks sake
W O K E
>>60195284Yes prices were famously quite stable during COVID, particularly in food suppliers
>>60195313Based and reality pilled
>>60195229200k will be a nice pile to start making moves with after.
woke energy
>>60195267Whatever *they gotta tell themselves to sleep at nightMy bad bro
>>60195314??? that was for bant/smg/ because /bant/ was a slower board
NEW >>60193840NEW >>60193840NEW >>60193840NEW >>60193840NEW >>60193840NEW >>60193840
>>60195323Ask yourself why it was food, specifically.
>>60195291No, because fuck drumf. Yes, because this about making money, not getting caught up in politics.
>>60195302He's currently suicidal and hoping war breaks out so he can throw his life away in a honorable fashion.
>>60195313East coast US cities are literally ten times worst than fucking Birmingham and Marseilles
he's gonna roll back the tariffs isn't he?
>>60195312No I'm an American with zero loyalty to the retards running it.
>>60195339ebic simbly ebic xDDD
THE RADICAL LEFT ARE AGAINST COAL
>>60195345and? hope you're all ready for the draft
>>60195141You prefer already conquered to in the middle of being conquered. Preferences I guess
>>60195339fail
>>60193840>Keystone pipeline just blew LMAO BUY BUY OIL
>someone just yelled about tariffs
>US president posting coalit's so over
>>60195369I heard lmao>NO REFUNDS
>>60195347No. WW3 is coming boy, better buckle up.
>>60195349sure you are, but it doesn't matter what you are, I'm sure they need translators too
>"mr president what do you say to the americans worried about tariffs?">*music starts playing over him*KEK
>>60195366>low oil priceshow convenient
>>60195307Pay the tarrif on thread creationAccepted currency is (you)s. 15 (you)s = 1 thread
>>60195353You can just kill yourself anytime. Make sure to livestream it with your thread ID. Would make for an epic meme.
>>60195384was so funny the shitshow is real
>>60195366Is this finally relevant again
>>60195389Fucking stagflation, here
>>60195345Wish he would just slit his throat like a normal person
>>60195339im gonna fucking stab myself in the thigh go here >>60195283
>all these lefties complaining about coal
>>60195386It's us if anyone by us I mean Canada this is the greatest weapon we have
>>60195384>>60195397It's AI generated tariffs and AI generated reality right nowno refunds
>>60195410They wont complain about being able to plug their Nintendo Switch 2 into the outlet so they can play le bing bing wahoo thoughReally makes you think
>>60195377>>60195381No one is fighting your war but retards, schmuley.
>>60195346Whatever makes you sleep betterI live in the burbs of one of the “worse” east coast citiesIt’s not even close to the shit yuropoors are going through rnBut the big factor in all of this is really how much the average yuropoor makes compared to the average us citizen. Add on to that the amount of opportunity to just pick up a decent pay job out here compared to there, you got nothingA continent that was once the beacon of civilization, completely nuked and destroyed by mongrels in 2 decades
>>60195438No, You misunderstand I won't be going, but you zoomers and alphies will :^)(not your women though, they were made for the BMC (big millennial cock :^))
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>futures crabbing
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>>60195438Thankfully for them, America has a lot of those
>>60195403non-gay version
>promotes coal>tanks oil furtherMasterful gambit sir
>>60195022You sound way to poor and uneducated to be here? Please go to bant with the Anons with 5k too stupid to know how to touch a woman,
>>60195531shit version
>>60195070Did you know that warmer weather and more carbon dioxide makes plants grow MUCH MORE.Over the last 50 years looking at satellite data, 48% of the earth has gotten greener, 2% has gotten less green, and 50% has remained the same.Never heard of a more obvious negative feedback loop in my life. The world will be fine it is already adapting.
There is absolutely going to be a pump on opening tomorrow
>>60195798the world will be fine, humanity wont you gay faggotthe niggers down south will stampede to colder areas
>>60195798>99.9% of all climate scientists are wrong and unreliable>those 5 conspiracy theorists I saw on Facebook though, they're reliable
>>60195816Yeah, sure dude:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZv5zBNIhvEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDsjeKo3u3o
>>60195837do you not go outsideare you underaged?I can literally fucking SEE the weather
Is this the laugh at bulls thread?
>>60195836>99.9% of all climate scientists are wrong and unreliableScientists came together during the recent UN climate conference came to the conclusion that coal powered shipping was preferable because it cooled the climate because it blocked out the sun more than ships that used gasoline. I'm not joking.
>>60195854IT'S OVER FOR THE SOUTH THE DUST BOWL IS HERE
>>60195798>the earth is greener because its getting warmer everywhere allowing more plants to grow>this is fine for us and nothing is changing :)
Day: -0.01%This Week: -11.98%This Month: -32.05%This Year: -44.74%I'm 98.4% cash in my account right now though
>>60196012Yes. You are too young to know, but the weather has always been fucked. There have always been hurricanes, tornados, and wildfires, except back in the day the air was way, way more polluted and there was literally acid rain. The world is getting better all the time. Stop reading hyperbolic far left news and realize that what you're listening to is all exaggerated.If you watch this: >>60195837 you'll see that there isn't a correlation between wild fires and changes in the climate, or if anything there is a negative correlation.
See guys I told you we would end positive and you didn't believe me
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