you fucking lazies -_-; edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous:>>60193840
>wake up>Shit and Piss 500 opens at +3%>market closes at -1.6% Explain. Did Orange Man's retarded circus admin speak?
Is this the art of the deal?
>>60196159They talked about 'negotiations', but Trump just means he wants stuff from other countries, whereas the market still thinks 'negotiation' means reduce tariffs.
I will profit a lot from SOXL 3 day puts tomorrowWhat other puts do I buy after? Thinkin BITX 1-2 month or something
>SQQQ down AHwho the fuck is still hopeful
>>60196159Haven't you heard? Coal good.
>>60196159Yes.
>Peter Navarro says he doesn’t care if Vietnam reduces tariffs to zero, the problem is we buy from them.?????????????????????https://x.com/i/status/1909692726045823274
>>60196173Sex
>>60196159It's the lack of discourse, people are realising he doesn't give a shit, he doesn't care. What happens to stocks is irrelevant to him
>>60196259This has always been the case. The tariffs have always been about mega autarky and American made EVERYTHING.
>>60196259He's a retardHe is the mastermind behind the tariff plan and thinks VAT is cheating so he wants EU to drop it entirely.
>>60196159>50% more tariffs on china>we are now at 104% tariff with them
>>60196259He is a retard who thinks the world wants american products
>>60196259And this is the kicker. There's a trade deficit because the average Viet can't afford American products and it's not like putting negative tariffs on American goods would fix that. Navarro is a fucking retard who looks at pure numbers (and in a wrong way btw) and not the context.
>>60196243sex with ishmael
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So drop tomorrow after the tariffs take effect?
>>60196259They don’t call him Peter Retardo for nothing
How the fuck is /smg/ getting 250 replies in less than an hour now??
>>60196305>fucking retard who looks at pure numbersThis. This is the case with Trump too. It's why he's so autistically against deficits of any kind. Everything is black and white and win or lose
>>60196243sex
>>60196305No dude. The vietnamese makes customs for imports impossible to navigate, you literally have to pay people bribes to get them through, same for all of these trade surplus countries. You literally cannot get goods in there, and there are plenty of wealthy people who can afford american shit but just can't buy it due to this.
>>60196222>n-new episode available now
>>60196259>Peter Navarrothe fact this guy has a PhD from Harvard in economics blows my mind
>>60196324Tariffs hit at midnight EST tonight. Asian markets are gonna die first
keep posting sex
>>60196343well I'm Still trying to figure why he tariffed Australia then, when we have a trade surplus. He thinks he can reshaped the Entire American overnight.
>>60196335We're all waiting for Trump to fold or obliterate the economy.
>>60196373
>>60196322You voted for it, dont think about retiring!
You guys realize Trump is doing this shit because the pentagon is now dictating foreign trade policy, right?Are you ready for WW3 /smg/?>>60196322he better pull himself up by his boot straps
>>60196335> why are people discussing the biggest economic crisis in years
>>60196381why is paper white skin so erotic
>>60196373Is Terraria good for you?
>>60196377Because he thinks GST is an import tax and not just VAT that's baked into the price of goods in this country.GST has been here for 25 fucking years, it's not currency manipulation or a trade barrier. Fucking retards
>>60196355the average salary in Vietnam is like $6000-9000 USD annuallyThere are not many wealthy people, do you shills believe Vietnam is like indochina Wakanda or some shit
>>60196322>contribute to the greater goodthe Great Waddle Forward is real
How do I maximize profit from this crash? 3x inverse etfs, and puts? Anything else?
>>60196335
>>60196386He’s not, and it’s not. Because if that were the case the US wouldn’t be levying high tariffs on Europe too, nor on Vietnam, South Korea, and Japan.. all significantly more Europe friendly than China friendly.This is just cope. The guy has been supporting high tariffs since the 80s. There’s no master plan. He genuinely believes in this.
>>60196423>The Great Whirr Forward
>>60196373nazrin is NOT "sex" die
I bought 100 SPXS after hours
>>60196322oof, imagine working all your life and contributing to a retirement that will never come. So close, yet never going to happen. Don't forget to say thank you.
>>60196322>the real world market will be subsidized by bag holders perpetually buying the dip until morale improves
>>60196138RKG...
>>60196173Akira cute!
>>60196459everything is sexwomen = sexmen = sexsex = sex
>>60196421>averageWho gives a fuck? Did you not read what I wrote? Ask anyone who has ever tried to ship something "backwards", you just fucking can't.
>>60196451The EU trades more with China than the US. He is forcing nations to pick a side before the war begins. Ignore it all you want, this is what is happening for better or worse.I am stacking MIC stocks right now. I would advise you to do the same.
>>60196322This does put a smile on my face
>>60196492>le war is happeningEveryone is saying this, but why is no one talking about what to do in order to prevent that war? Retarded MIGAnigger.
>>60196506Because war is profitable you dumb tourist.
>>60196492>The EU trades more with China than the US. He is forcing nations to pick a side before the war begins.So... The EU is going to pick China, then.
>>60196506Because you touch yourself at night, faggot
>>60196471>ypipo just burn their dead loved ones in a fucking furnace >BLVCK KINGS send their loved ones into the afterlife with a soulful jig full of dexterityDamn bros blackpilled again..
>>60196259Vietnam has lax enforcement of Made in Vietnam products, which is a problem because Chinese junk may be purposely disguised as Vietnamese products, helping Chinese evade American sanctions and tariffs.
>>60196492Okay that's heckin' epic. Do you mind If I repost this on my Facebook wall and Truth social? I think my friends would find this hilarious xD
>>60196492They are picking china
>>60196492Can't go to war when all your MIC supply chain comes from China.
>>60196259Vietnam is still a communist government. We don't need to provide relief and shelter to communists.
>>60196489It’s.. entirely relevant. Like what do you think a wealthy salary in Vietnam is. Let’s say Vietnam tomorrow streamlines trade 100% - do you think they’ll be buying like a $50,000 Tesla, something that’s vastly more than even a years wage of the Vietnamese middle class?Just utterly delusional>>60196492He’s really not. Vietnam is highly anti China, so is Japan, so is South Korea. Literally all this has done has pushed them, and Europe, into the arms of China trade wise. If that was his plan he would have to be fucking retarded.
>>60196492>̵i̵t̵'̵s̵ ̵t̵o̵ ̵m̵a̵k̵e̵ ̵t̵h̵e̵m̵ ̵d̵r̵o̵p̵ ̵t̵h̵e̵i̵r̵ ̵t̵a̵r̵i̵f̵f̵s̵̵>̵i̵t̵'̵s̵ ̵t̵o̵ ̵m̵o̵v̵e̵ ̵i̵n̵d̵u̵s̵t̵r̵i̵e̵s̵ ̵b̵a̵c̵k̵ ̵i̵n̵ ̵a̵m̵e̵r̵i̵c̵a̵̵>̵i̵t̵'̵s̵ ̵t̵o̵ ̵m̵a̵k̵e̵ ̵t̵h̵e̵m̵ ̵d̵r̵o̵p̵ ̵t̵h̵e̵i̵r̵ ̵r̵e̵g̵u̵l̵a̵t̵i̵o̵n̵s̵̵>̵i̵t̵'̵s̵ ̵t̵o̵ ̵a̵d̵j̵u̵s̵t̵ ̵t̵h̵e̵ ̵t̵r̵a̵d̵e̵ ̵d̵e̵f̵i̵c̵i̵t̵̵>̵i̵t̵'̵s̵ ̵t̵o̵ ̵m̵a̵k̵e̵ ̵t̵h̵e̵m̵ ̵p̵a̵y̵ ̵r̵e̵t̵r̵i̵b̵u̵t̵i̵o̵n̵s̵ ̵>it's to make them choose a side in the upcoming war - YOU ARE HERE
>>60196545They are one of the few South Asian nations that is staunchly anti-China. You cannot push them away without further jeopardizing regional security.
Musk redemption arc? Will he finally focus on his companies again and advancing tech & space shit?
>>60196492the great copening begins
>>60196305Isn't even more true for China? What reason do they have to tariff our stuff? Chinese are not going to buy it when they manufacture everything for cheaper.
Mumu is gonna be sent to the slaughterhouse tomorrow
>>60196554But couldn't we just, you know, NOT have war?
there is still time for him to walk back on what he said
>>60196551Dude it's not the high ticket items you stupid faggot. It's everything fucking else.
>>60196581>>60196585not happening LMAOO it's over
>>60196584No, starting a war with the other major nuclear power is surely a good idea.
>>60196581it's really happeningmay god have mercy on methe rest of you can get fucked
>>60196554I voted for this. If you aren't making money or buying cheap, then you are retarded and are unable to become financially well off.
WILL CHINK RING THE CALL? XI PLZ RING THE GOD DAMN CALL GOD DAMN IT
I’m afraid of putting money into some CDs, I’m still afraid this will be a Big One and the FDIC will run out of money to pay me Someone calm me down and tell me it’s ok (if it is)
>>60196604Oh I will, I just think it can drop way more. Like waaaaaay more.
>>60196585So, how much did you buy at close?
>>60196551>If that was his plan he would have to be fucking retarded.anon...
>>60196592Yeah, which cost more, far more, than domestically produced goods. What, you think Ngo Dim Ching Chong the rice farmer living near Saigon is gonna wanna buy $12 eggs, you think they’re just waiting to buy iPhones, or to buy whatever else random junk?
>>60196554>it's to make them choose a side in the upcoming warBut he's pushing allies to side China not the US.
>>60196617just buy treasuries bro(lol)
is transshipment a likely possibilit, is that why markets aren't losing their minds? I haven't read anything about them that suggests them as either impossible or inevitable. would there even be an incentive to crack down on it once people realise how stupid this shit is? it would be strange to have the admin quietly ignore a seven-fold increase in the Vietnam trade surplus to stop the economy tanking further
>>60196538It comes from all the countries he's hit with sanctions
>>60196630Isn’t that even worse if I’m afraid of this being the one
>>60196569lmao, you should read his diary.
>>60196554newfag here how do you format text, i thought 4cuck banned anything non-plaintext posts on most boards
>>60196420>Because he thinks GST is an import tax and not just VAT he thinks VAT is an import tax too
>>60196514>>60196536They very well might. Reactions to the tariffs are mixed within the EU, so it's better to force the decision now than at the dawn of WW3>>60196538Which is exactly why pentagon advisors want supply chains to return to the US.>>60196551They will not care when these tariffs take offshore manufacturing out of mainland China and put them into nations that align with the US. Look at iphones going to India for example. >>60196597It is if you are a politician sociopath and think the unruly masses need to be culled and MIC stocks need to go up. You need to stop thinking about what is best for you as an individual and understand governments do not give a fuck about you or what you believe.
>>60196584The week have to be purged so the strong may prosper anon. So no.
>>60196647lol, just buy yurobonds then
What are the Yurop's version of SOXL and YANG?
>>60196569>Focus on his companiesHow lol, the Tariffs going to fucking run over his companies
>>60196628Do not question the Great Orangutan for He know the secret of the 5D Connect 4 global game.
>>60196664it’s over
>>60196584Delusional hopium. There will always be war. Always.
>>60196627> you think they’re just waiting to buy iPhones, or to buy whatever else random junk?More than a third of them already own iphones, nigger.Just stop talking, you are embarrassing yourself.
>>60196661>>60196661>They very well mighthey are>EU seeks China’s help to contain Trump’s trade war
>>60196661You are delusional
>>60196581>>60196581My god. The AM pump fucking nosedived lmao!!
Intraday strategy for tomorrow (assuming no news):1. big gap down -> buy calls on opening2. flat opening -> wait for a small dip, then buy calls3. big gap up (unlikely) -> calls might work, but sketchy. staying out is okaymarket is too bratty. correction needed uooh!
>>60196569no, it's the end for musk, he's coasting on spacex now (and trump might take it over for "national security" reasons)
>>60196702Remember my post in a year or two buddy. In the meantime I am buying RTX
>>60196628Asians are not our allies. This is a global race war, dummy.
>>60196335We're all baggies
Not only did I didn't think Heaven would be Chinese, but Hell is apparently also Chinese.
>>60196695Nigger you believe Vietnamese farmers are yearning for American luxury goods
>>60196719>it's all zhongguo?>always has been
>>60196708>spaceX becomes a GOGOBasedThe same will happen to MP
>>60196727They're fucking OBSESSED with luxury american brands. How fucking retarded are you?
>>60196138>MUTTS CAN'T GET TATSLMAO TRUMP HAS MADE SURE AMERICA WILL BE LIKE DPRK OR THE USSR
>>60196456>>literally anything said about this>>'you mad'>But sure, I'll bite. Blue collar workers don't care that you have 'a solution in four years'. They care where the money is coming from to put food on their table and pay their rent is next week. Far off 'we're making lots of moves that'll invite businesses in because we're super competitive now' shit doesn't appeal. If they wanted to appeal to blue collar workers 'in unprecedented numbers' they'd do some Green New Deal shit and announce literal trillions of dollars of investment into US infrastructure.Completely agree, imagine if Trump was the pro-stability and pro-vigor president. I'm not saying go full FDR but helping out middle-class blue collar workers with shit like reduced pre-K costs, an actual SNAP program that isn't just a tax subsidy to PepsiCo and Kelloggs, some kind of rejuvenated Youth Fitness Program, it would be so badass and would gain him a generation of favor with the middle class. And I think a lot of 2015-era MAGApedes (myself included) really did think something like that would be possible with an "outsider" (lol) like him, instead he's running his second term with the emotional intelligence of a woman and providing the complete opposite of stability to the middle class
Oh shit futures are back uphttps://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures?cid=1175153
>>60196706If we get a gap up, I'm gambling my entire net worth on puts. Never thought I'd get a chance to be a billionaire.
>>60196750NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN POISONOUS INK UNDER MY SKIN
>>60196744Do they have the money genius?
GOD BLESS YOU DONALD TRUMP FOR BRINGING 12.50 AN HOUR JOBS BACK TO AMERICA
https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1909707823165882618Okay, this is fucking bad
>>60196492Even Israel would pick china over him, they already sell chinese EVs.He's a complete retard.
>>60196759>Everyone just assumes it's another day at the office Lmao this is going to be fun day
>>60196322He should learn to code
>>60196750>paying thousands to get shitty drawings permanently etched on your skinjust poor people things
>>60196784>they bought the dip>in 5 years they'll be in profit>this is le bad
>>60196750Just do what they did in the last trade war and ship it to another country, then ship it to the US for a lesser tariff, doing whatever "modification" is required to make it "made in the Philippines" or Australia or whatever.
>>60196750Almost as if there's no actual plan and some retard is just winging it as he goes. Classic American exceptionalism.
>>60196784Does that include inverse ETFs?
>>60196581trump will be dead by the end of the week
>>60196791Sure, but this is what the US is doing. It understands China threatens it's global hegemony and is basically fast forwarding to conflict. I would bet money on the US likely even starting this war.
>>60196799>5 yearsyou forgot to add a 1 and a 0 to that number
>>60196602I agree that the thought to change was necessary but the implementation is blunt and retarded. However, i am not sure that a blunt/retarded first step down the path to change is worse than the same step down the same wrong path we have been on. We’ll see if this bluntness is softened soonish (next 2 years)Regardless, im selfishly salivating at this doomp. Ive got 200k in cash
>>60196784How are retail inflows identified vs institutional inflows?
>>60196773Despite imports due to corruption and a system designed to keep them out, you still have tens of millions of people with high end, american goods. You would have more, but like I said, they keep them out on purpose. This is common knowledge in shipping.This isn't the 70's grandpa, they aren't living in holes anymore, they have multiple billionaires.
refute this
>>60196826huh, he's saying that if he shipped his production overseas it'd be cheaper, because his costs of good sold now is not under a gigantic tariffdo you think America grows cocoa beans?
>>60196784>Trump caused retards to enter the stock market>explains all the pumping Jesus Christ retail investors aren't actually thinking they think they will get their money back eventually Trump is a bastard for this and I say this as MAGA nigga pre whatever the fuck this stupid shit is
>>60196826Cheaper to manufacture their chocolate that they sell outside of the US, outside of the US
>>60196492A pro mercantile post. I never thought I’d see the day. Wow…
>>60196831Probably the same way your broker sell your trade information in exchange for your low fees.
>>60196823I was going to say 2 years actually, you dont need 5 if you DCA>>60196839paranoid schizophrenia
>>60196839holy geg they’re like GME apes
>>60196850Also if you can’t parse retard speak it means you’re not high iq
>>60196839Unless you've got charcoal, that's impossible. They've already drank a fatal amount of kool-aid. All that's left is for them to find out what they fucked around with.
>>60196839Hahahahahah
>>60196826>our cogsso probably referring to how factory machinery tends to be produced in Germany, which as part of the EU now has a 20% tariff.
>>60196852Posted just to grab the attention of low iq posters here. I don't agree with his policy, but I do like making money and can see the writing on the wall.
>>60196839>NO THEY DONT LIKE DEAR LEADER! ITS NOT HIM ITS THEM!
>>60196827If you think we're going on the right path, you're going to hate this. Americans are going to feel maximum pain and all of his policies are getting reversed because of how badly he botched it. Trump is going to make Carter look like an economic genius.
>>60196800Is he just realizing why most food and beverage companies produce things in the nations they sell them in? If you are closer it's already cheaper, tariffs have nothing to do with that at all.
>>60196800BASED ECONOMICS FOR TRUMP
>>60196839this is the new MIGA copium? lmao
>>60196839What sucks is seeing your educated, successful, retired dad saying this same shit irl while mom is excited for Elon to save the US billions. Don't even get me started on the national parks shit
SOXL 20k buy at entry tomorrowWhat am I in for a year from now?
>>60196861>the obvious is called yet another conspiracy theory and anyone who notices or says anything is crazyHow did you like eating your hat when the laptop from hell was real?
>>60196864they're the exact same type of retard
>>60196880I agree his biggest failure was going too hard to fast, making the likelihood higher that the kernel of a good idea will be dismissed as retardation. We’ll seeAlso i forgot to address this, but sending checks to americans again is also fucking retarded
>>60196803This will probably be a significant factor right?
>>60196891It's fairly in line with past copium. The king can do no wrong. And if he does, it wasn't him it was someone else.
>>60196839crash would have happened in the summer with kamala
>>60196888>tariffs have nothing to do with that at all.Except you know, it's IMPOSSIBLE to grow the raw materials in America
>>60196907I don't care about american politicsyour candidate is shit because he's liquidating the market, not because of some liberal conspiracy to save the deep state or whatever
>>60196903this post sums up the entire demographic of this thread. NEETS who live at home, have no financial wealth, not financially educated, and pure consumers.
>>60196888>>60196921he's literally talking about the machinery in like the factorieslike he refers directly to "cogs", he's talking about factory machinery and such that largely comes from Europe
>>60196839Chinese millenium is inevitable.
>>60196839these people can't be real
>>60196935Wait until you see these tourist post their "portfolios" if you want a real laugh. We are talking tens of dollars in profit here.
>>60196943https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cost_of_goods_soldplease god take accounting 1
>>60196943cost of goods sold...
>>60196943I guess, but I think he means his COGS.His Cost of Goods Sold.
>>60196839Based retards.
can we have dei shit and troons fucking up women's sport back pls? this is not funny anymore
>>60196943holy fucking christ. THIS IS THE LEVEL OF BUSINESS ACUITY /SMG/ HAS! COGS ISN'T MACHINE COGS YOU BUMBLEFUCK>COST>OF>GOODS>SOLD
>>60196839this is some top tier copium
>>60196878Is it on the wall? Seems to me it will come down to Bessent vs Navarro. Bessent gets his way and I owe Trump an apology, masterfully played. Navarro and I’m glad I own a 100k of SQQQ and a home outside the country.
>>60196943bro...
>>60196138Turns out subsidy actually is the best way to make jobs who knew /biz/ I guess I know why China beat America they actually use subsides
>>60196956>>60196959>>60196973its mr beasthe writes twitter shit for retarded fans I guarentee he meant something more stupid
>>60196953They are. Consider yourself lucky that you've never had the displeasure of personally knowing any of them.
>>60196972You installed NazBol 2.0.It's boot-sector malware, anon. You can't just ask it 'can you uninstall yourself pretty please'.
>>60196986I guarantee you need to go back to school
>>60196943>10pbtidTROON FAGGOT DISCORD TRANNIES YOU MAKE ME LAFFFFFFFF
>>60196138>wow gas is so cheap now
>>60196138>>60196984Forgot Pic
>>60197006look anon if he wasnt referring to literal cogs why did he say cogs huhyou dont get ityou dont see the truth
>>60196984But what if you want to subsidize *everything*? That's called a tariff.
What is china going to do bros?
>>60197027please take an accounting class (and suffer)
This whole thing is retarded. I'm going to sleep.
>>60197043literally no ideai hope they just call
>>60197027He was talking about cum and grease, dumbass.
>>60197043taking the great satan ameriKKKa down with them
>>60197045I think you're just not getting it. He said cogs. Like machinery. This could only mean one thing.
>>60197043Make deals and win by changing the game. Never skip your fucking turn in global economics after you declare economic war on literally everyone.
>>60197033Including Vanilla and coffee production
>>60197043free trade with the rest of the world?
I think you're just all misinformed and a little dumb tbqhyou're just not understand what im saying. low iq. sad.
>>60197063>>60197084a terrible attempt at trolling
Futures back at intraday lows.
>>60197043Selling treasures waiting for Q1 economic data and reports about supply chain collapsing in the US
>tfw your job is recession proof and in private industrynot gonna be a fan of paying double for some of my grocery essentials
>>60196665Anyone?
>>60197084You tried.
>>60197093Pornography?
>>60197084Maybe the cogs in your ball sa..I mean brain, aren't working from all the estrogen pills?
>>60197056I just saw this post on Reddit. A bunch of autists are screeching about how gross and offensive autistic screeching is. It was a fun 28 years but I think I’m becoming done with the internet.
>>60197079Also this
>>60197043They're going to increase their tariffs by 300%
I have an anal fissure and bleed when I poop
>>60197103why would I need estrogen? I don't understand what you mean. Can you explain it to me.
>>60197084Seems like a language barrier issue on your end, Prajit.
>>60197043The future will be china dropping off a ferry on tiny pacific islands, or even just dumping concrete in shallow waters to put missile systems to claim trade in a 200+ mile radius around those points. The houthi situation completely wrecked the idea of free trade because apparently anyone can enforce an embargo from land if they have the range.Whoever lands on the ground first and puts missile systems in the pacific first will rule the surrounding area for the next 100 years, because the strongest ship is one made of land that doesn't sink.If you control the trade you control the fees. America is on its back leg and we have to engage now and not tomorrow. It's unfortunate but it has to happen.
>>60197117calling you a mentally ill faggot
>>60197113From Trump or Biden
>>60197117you enjoy psyops
>>60197118Who is Prajit? I don't understand. Is there a famous poster named Prajit? Please explain this to me.>>60197121That cannot be true because I am not mentally ill. You are mistaken good sir.
>>60196665>>60197097WDEF
>>60197120Ok that makes sense but why are you economically obliterating madagascar?
>>60197109You're not going to get to reclaim the slurs from /stormfront/, anon. Nobody believes the slurs are ironic anymore. This is why you kick the nazis out of your bar or else you become a nazi bar.
I made some hot chocolate, but it's really fucking bad. I didn't have any Swiss Miss, so I had to use some Starbucks mix that I found in the cabinet. 1/10. Do not recommend.
>>60197120>HouthitsTbf they have have bunkers if the Americans didn't get jewed with buying ineffective bunker busters they would probably win
Is anyone currently keeping an eye on shipping indexes?
>>60197143THE VANILLA SLAVES AND THE LEMURS WILL EAT OUR BEAUTIFUL BEEF AND OUR CLEAN CHICKEN
between a 1 in 10 where a 10 is screwed where are we at midnight tonight
>>60197163lemurs do not eat beef. They do not beef. Why are you lying on 4chan.org. You Lie. You Are The lying man.
I suspect tomorrow might be the first good day to buy in. We'll see.
>>60197172We're at a 10 in an incredibly slow motion crash that's happening literally right now.
>>60197180Faggot; read a book.
>>60197143Need to own the Africans
>>60197043Dump US treasuries and crash the US dollar
>>60197187Which book. Cite the book. I do not believe you read books. You are lying man. You are lying.
>>60197143Africa is unironically being colonized by china.
>>60197145>autistic is a slurWhat sort of faggot land did I wake up in
>>60197145Kek. See, this is the upper middle class white suburban kid wit I miss from 2008 4chan. I want to go back.
>>60196335Faggots got slaughtered on pol and ptg so they come here to shit the place up. These faggots don't have portfolios
>>60197188>yfw you realize the color of vanilla is black
>>60197201go touch grass faggot.
>>60197187but how would a lemur catch a cow and cooked it tho, can they do that?!
>>60197206Ok so how does preventing them from trading with you and only trading with china help this?
I'm feeling like Maersk might be a pretty decent buy rn>>60197201I like Crime & Punishment a lot
>>60197208The future is now, old man.
>>601972334D chess
>>60197226That would not accomplish anything?? Lemurs eat grass not cow. I am not a lemur. You are lying man still. Americans very dishonest. This is why Chinese century is commencing.
>>60197233Sorry bro, I'm not cheetoface aka POTUS
>>60197143>>60197188>Ok that makes sense but why are you economically obliterating madagascar?Last trade war the tariffs on china were simply subverted by moving the final stages to vietnam. Tariffs are easily subverted if not enforced unilaterally.These tariffs were put in place based on trade deficit, because trade deficit is the analog of where chinese goods would flow to before hopping off back to america if the tariffs were simply imposed on china.>>60197206>Africa is unironically being colonized by china.Exactly. If the Madagascar tariffs were not imposed, for example, businesses could ship chinese goods to madagascar, then back to america. Make no mistake, these "global tariffs" are directly proportional to Chinese trade adjacency
>>60197235not buying your bags
>>60197228>>60197245filtered. I forgot how there are only 12 people posting from 4 different vpns
>>60197143The tariffs will lift once Madagascar extradites the criminal King Julian
>>60197235They just got a huge order from the Danish government to build ships for the navy, so I'd say it's a good call right now
>>60197136WisdomTree Europe Defence? I already got that
>>60197213>Faggots got slaughtered on pol and ptg so they come here to shit the place up. These faggots don't have portfolios
See. American not trustwrothy. When you point out their flaw in argument they filter. Weak willed Americans unable to good faith argument.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E&ab_channel=MeheandusRevolution
>>60197258-_- if you don't have any info or insight don't reply to me PENDEJO>>60197266Will investigate, thanks bestie
eating pork and beans with chopped up hotdogs and texas pete i need to lock down my spending to weather this storm
>before the tariffs announcement, the EU offered the Trump administration a zero tariff deal on cars and some industrial products. Israel offered zero tariffs unilaterally.>They still both got hit. There’s no negotiating, the admin is just out to destroy the country.
I bought SPXSShould I buy some SOXS too?And SQQQ?
janny ban the shills please thank you>>60197292based.
>>60197269Buckle up, when all the FUD disappears we are going to explode.Yuropors are 100% going to die in Russia for the 218th time in history.
>>60197296Dont worry congress will stop them in 3 months
anyone wanna post their most recent stock trades? Seeing as this is a stock market general?
>>60197296Kinda wish he didnt turn his head during that one speech
>>60197298MSTZ was my best performer. It combines my two most hated "investments", overvalued meme stocks and crypto.
>>60197317liquidated my portfolio personally
Anyone else a homosexual?
>>60197213guess im off to /bant/
>>60197298playing the SQQQ game was fun today but i wish i had bought this morning
>>60197296Right, some MIGA retard still don't get it, he doesn't want free trade, he thinks being completely isolated with zero trade partners is going to make America richer. Which is retarded
>>60197273You literally just summarized 2021 /smg/. So many losers after it became clear the the vaxx death / QAnon / stop the count movements were a 2 more weeks copium. It was awful, pol got better. Everything else got so much worse.
>>60197326Oh that's the one that Matt Levine wrote about yesterday
>>60197317I don't feel like gambling and I don't have a lot of spare money at the moment. Just waiting for near the bottom to buy in and build a hopeful nest egg, presuming we don't become zimbabwe anyway in the next fifteen years.
>>60197331Only for twinks
>>60197146All instant hot chocolate is improved by a little coffee, a lot of sugar, and real milk.
we should just return to commodity market and barter with actual real stuff, money obviously failed
>>60197359Excellent taste
>>60197317>always buying top and selling bottomYou’re welcome Tim Apple
>>60197334prepare for the canadian lolifag>>60197339>It was awful, pol got better. meh, the seethe over the signtap meme immediately after the inauguration was eye opening. most of that board is slide thread bots and shills fighting each other.
Man, we are burning through threads at an alarming rateSomeone should use AI or something to edit this video so instead of cash coming out, it's /smg/ ops
>>60197331Im bisexualTop for women bottom for men
>>60197353As fun as it is to revel in the market and shit on Trump I do wish we talked more about bottom and how to play it.Right now I think it’s QQQ down 30% from ATH and TQQQ and SOXL are good bets. Curios to hear other thoughts.
china
So how bad will tomorrow be?
>>60197331My wife enjoys fingering my anus, and so do I.
>>60197412Im too afraid of these retards huffing copium every morning to play the bottom too much, the moment i go all in im gonna get pumped into nothingness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lDyiaWQfi0
>>60197425It'll make the eclipse look like a big tickle fight
>>60197331wildly. remember monkeypx? 90% of that was me
>The fact that Apple stock initially jumped on Tuesday morning before turning sharply lower shows that the market is “just plain stupid” right now, Cramer said.Market so schizo even Cramer said it
>People have been saying the market is overpriced for years>Even now the SP500 is probably on the 'fair' mark, rather than under or over priced>This causes /biz/ to have an absolute fucking melty instead of just staying the course, buying more shares, and enjoying the long term gains Typically, you get 8% a year just from the SP500. Without taking any risk or leverage a down market lets you gain an oversized capital gain in the longer term. The US recovered from Vietnam, Cold War, the Depression, '07, Covid, ect, ect. Nothing changes, its fine. Just buy some index and enjoy the extra growth. Buy/selling all the time just crushes you at tax time, why bother with it.
>>60197452even the dogs and children?
>>60197440Will SOXL hit 7.50?
>>60197463Especially the dogs and children
>>60197461I just DCA every pay period any left over cash I have, works out in the long term and its far less stressful than trying to stay on top of shit like options. Less risk, less gains but I get to be lazy
>>60197452Fucking kek. They do think North American AIDs was proudly from my home town of Edmonton. Patient zero being a handsome flight attendant who fucked 200 men after a trip to Africa.
Will the stock market be green on 4/20?
A massive dump tomorrow seems way too obvious to be true, but then again I said the same thing last Tuesday and it still happened no matter how obvious it was. Who the fuck even knows anymore
>>60197499It will be flat because that's Easter Sunday
>>60197499Even better, there won't be a stock market anymore
>>60197504theyre not letting us dump until they see doubled prices on amazon or temu
So… wtf is going to happen tomorrow?
I guess Im necking myself
>>60197493Why are you here instead of a bogglehead board complaining about how you need to water down your mayo because it’s to spicy?
>>60197493>Less risk, less gains but I get to be lazyWell in fact such a strategy gives you more gains than literally 99% of all humans on earth who invest, including professionals. As long as you do it for at least 10 years and don't drop dead.
>>60197461Maybe I'm delulu but I genuinely think at least FAGMAN is a bubble, maybe not S&P overall. The P to E compared with yuros and nips is pretty strange
Oh my fucking godThe president doesn't even have the power to raise tariffs as according to the constitution.He only has the power to do anything because the congress delegated it in some bullshit emergency powers.Congress literally has the power to undo the tariffs but it's now at a republican majority.
>>60197499
>>60197536I've been here for 20 years, I'm never leaving and neither are you friend
>>60197541The issue is people have been saying that for 3 decades.
>>60197542oh my god, the president does things and...the government follows!?lol
>>60197528at least -5%WH confirmed 104% tariff
>>60197557I don’t know. I’m on year 18 and it’s not as fun at legal age.
>>60197528will open 5% up and close 5% down
As long as you have the mindset that now is rough but later will be fine, everything will be A-OKAY! :D
>>60197461S&P is still overvalued and that's not including the tariffs.
>>60197561The powers of government are ENUMERATED.Commerce and taxes are enumerated as a congress power, not a presidential power. So all Trump is doing is using a congress bill which delegates some power to him, which congress can pull back if they want to.
ze great rezet iz upon us
>>60197542i mean yeahcongress now realizes thatif we even survive to a 2028 national election, the word "tariff" will literally be a death of any campaign
>>60197528All companies are fucked unless market thinks Trump will cuck soon still don't understand that only emboldened Trump
>>60197593I mean he did last term?
>>60197609almost a decade ago
>>60196322one upside to all this is the boomer tears, fucking faggots cry about it jew pet
Okay well, give it to me, what will happen out of all this? My mind doesnt let me think too far ahread into it out of panic
>>60197593There's basically a countdown before all stockpiled inventories run dry and we get a second great depression.
>>60197609Trump got ptsd from being nearly shot. He thinks he's invincible now and that he was chosen to save america, I think he truly doesnt care
>>60197609He has nothing to lose this time.
>>60197559yeah true enough. ill stick with my shipping bullshit for now, the transhipment narrative interests me. this is an ad, please buy ZIM random faggot on the Madagascan vanilla-growing forum
>>60197609Kind of China ones never disappeared and he cucked because of covid abd trade deals Trump's admin is too retarded to reason with
>>60197273>no brooo the threads were slow before>bro it's a financial crisis, everyone wants to wait fifteen minutes to shitpost on biz out of nowhere now>stop asking me for my portfolio I don't know what the fuck that is!!!
>>60197630Don't worry about it kitten...
>>60197213Tbf their is a finnical crisis this is entertainment and horror
>>60197630A) America will cease to be a major world power and the stock market might drop / stagnate for yearsB) there will be a fight between the republican congress and Trump and they'll pull back tariffs this yearC) a mix of both
>>60197657
>>60197651You don't need to wait 15 minutes if you posted on another board before. The economy is doing a big funny so you're getting lots of posters from other boards.
>>60197630
5 hours till midnight
>>60197708>>60197708>>60197708new bread
>>60196335This is normal when shit is fucking real.
>>60197651>the threads were slowbecause a fuckton of people moved to /bant/smg but then stopped posting entirely because of the leaf lolifag constantly baking early and the constant fetish porn spam. fuck off.
>>60197474I'm betting it'll hit $6 or less
>>60197331It depends. I have a very high standard for penises.
>>60197528More volatility. The market does not normally react to known information. The price action on futures right now is the sentiment of the day. That won't change tomorrow without some other dust up.
