Post your tattoos edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous:>>60196138
i've lost everythingback to the mcjob tomorrow
anons help me out I have the economic understanding of the trump adminwouldn't tariff rebates grow the gdp by like 20% or something
>reporting earnings this week>ishygddt
Importing a Bad Dragon from the US to my country in the EU costs more in shipping, taxes and duties than the dildo itself. And it's only going to get more expensive.
I miss the “Adults in the Room”…
>>60197733what's a tariff rebate?
life savings into SQQQfuck everyone
So have you guys looked into the markets in other countries?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E&ab_channel=MeheandusRevolutionI'm so excited for xi to wake up and see the 100% tariffs and slam back with 1000% tariffs
Did you buy yang yet? You still have the chance to rake in big bucks tomorrow!!
>>60197756likethe government gives you back what they collected from the tariffs from the stuff you bought
>>60197754>adults in the roomThey were retarded but not this retarded but
a helicopter just flew over my house
>>60197759Europe has been outperforming recently, though even European defense got hit cause of this tariff shit
>>60197759they're all just blindly following the US ups and downs the last couple days, idk if retail retardation or something
>>60197779cool, tell us when a plane flies over too
Sold 1/3rd of my holdings into cash, flipped about 60% of my holdings into bearish etfs. Im ready to get destroyed by a rally.
>>60197651>the threads were slowbecause a fuckton of people moved to /bant/smg but then stopped posting entirely because of the leaf lolifag constantly baking early and the constant fetish porn spam. fuck off newfag.
>>60197773Anon... I...
Damn, threads werent this fast with the Bank explosions a few years ago.
>>60197708How bad will it get tomorrow?
>>60197827>SVBended up being a nothingburger and birthed the LLM hype.
pnp
>>60197773And why would they do that? That's just shuffling wealth around from importers to consumers but if importers just raise prices accordingly you're doing literally nothing. Except you still have bureaucratic costs so you're just losing money to do nothing.
predict tomorrow’s close
>>60197773No point in doing that since you could've just tariffed people less. Its not like federal rebates covering state taxes somehow, its all federal and its just the same tariffs I mean I guess you could announce it at a later date for political reasons but by then most of the effects of the tariffs will already have taken effect and the effect on GDP will be negligible.
>>60197733>you buy a european dildo for 50 dollars, +10 bc the importer passed the tariff along to you>importer has to pay the government 10 dollars>government gives you 10 dollarsyou now have an extra government department for no reason at all
Soxl trannies? Are you ready to get in for the next 60 run again?What’s the entry 8? 7? 5?
>>60197818I like your filenames. Surely you were here for when first republic and schwab were shitting the bed, and there being the largest bank failures in history. Threads were slower then and it was pre email.
>>601978371.
I still can't really believe this is happening. Just too dumb to be real
>>60197830don't worry vivi I've saved enough to roll for you!
>>60197773>He thinks it's for you They need to cover tax cuts and the new military budget of 1 trillion >>60197764>Xi respond with 100 percent He isn't they already announced they will >ban Hollywood goyslop (Largest foreign market is gone China has been owned) >Ban agriculture and chicken imports >They will restrict the ability of the American service industry in China
I feel like this story is being overlooked. 1.4 billion indians will be driving teslas. Isn't this a major win in Trump's trade war?
>>60197831God the puts were wonderful though. Crab market is simply the final form.
>>60197837S&P at 1, DOW at 2, the Nasdaq no longer exists
>>60197864>India >TeslaAren't they 40k a pop ?
>>60197864maybe like 5 indians can afford/have the need for/have the capability to use an imported non-utility car
>>60197671I know who you are, don't you have anything better to do hoodrat
>>60197864200,000 Indians will be driving Teslas, the remaining 1.3998 billion will still be shitting on the streets and riding donkeys.
>>60197864tesla making a scooter would be sort of kino
>>60197864They can't afford Tesla broHow are they affording an almost 50k car
>>60197751But i thought the EU had zero tariffs? Zero trade barriers?
guys i'm still bagholding INTC and they are getting BTFO. not even tariffs can save them. ;_;
Watching misery, watching portfolios getting hammered, bobo getting destroyed, crushed, makes me want to bust a nut.Now if you excuse me, I'll just do that.
>>60197864>1.4 billion indianslike only 10k indians will be able to afford their cars
>>60197779
gonna go watch Da Big Jort and take a bubbly bath
>>60197751What's your favorite masturbator? Mine's Emelie
>>60197906LOOK AT HIS FACE, LOOK AT HIS EYES
>>60197779A HELICOPTER FOLLOWED ME HOME TODAY WHEN I WALKED HOME ALONE AT 11PM IN AN INDUSTRIAL ZONE
JUST HIT GREEN FOR THE DAYWE BACK BROS
so apparently tariff are on par with 2020 pandemic, you know when the entire planet closed doors and everything was actually fucked. yeah this is really warranted, and not just a sped chimpout from king retard
>>60197896You have good taste atleast
>>60197858There still time to end it. Surely someone will stop this before it's too late.
>>60197926This is worse.
>>60197926this is worse, all trust in the US evaporated
>>60197926stagflation goes brrr
i wonder if futures tank at midnight or if they cope til opening
>>60197926Just wait till Trump gives the orders to start sinking foreign flagged cargo ships
So, you bought the dip... again.
>>60197957>>60197971>>60197973TDSDS
>>60197853true, i will admit there are probably a few /uhg/ tier shills from /pol/ trying to shit up this general. >>60197866>Crab market is simply the final form.trvke
>>60197974>copeThey're done over 1%. Are you expecting 5% per night?
>>60197994Yes.
Elon gonna campaign for Dems in 2026 at this point
>>60197989>TDShttps://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-have-always-advocated-stiffer-penalties-senator-who-pushed-trump-derangement-syndrome-bill-busted-for-child-solicitation-cops-say/This you ^ ?
Made $3k of $4500 back today shorting again. Down -$275 on the year realized losses. Might just continue with my 10 week monday dca into boomer stocks tomorrow and quit playing. Have like $150k cash to get in still. Also wasted $1500 on strippers and coke the other not and still chasing that as if I can’t afford it will probably flip soxl on $5k when China caves tonight and Trump wins.
>>60197981Yes
>>60197864TSLA can't even market their cars to be cheap enough for the average American consumer to be competitive against hybrids and other EVs, how the fuck will they do that in India, especially when the big four domestic car companies in India's most expensive luxury cars are $10k USD a pop?
>>60197926Worse because inflation is up, debt is up. Fed and US govt have no ammo. Also no vaccines for retardation.
Just watch, good news will happen in the middle of the night and destroy bears while they are sleeping
>>60197989>n-no you're hallucinating your retirements disappearingkek, who would have thunk that neets would win this much.
>>60198033Yea I decided to not get greedy and exit my shorts.
50 shares mstz and 51 shares tza, how's my babby portfolio looking for the crash? I'm too scared to put in real money instead of just chump change so I'll likely let real money making opportunities pass me by.
>>60198025>no vaccines for retardation.A bullet to the head will do in a pinch
>>60198033almost certain this is the case, never seen a trade this crowded since covid
Feel like a fool for not buying SPXS at open I knew it wasn't sustainable
>>60198045My baby port for the crash
>>60198045Trust in the process. There won't be a crash
>>60198060So I should go back to tqqq or soxl? Still some time in after hours
>>60198033>>60198060Trump will alternate between undoing and redoing the tariffs every other day to cause maximum pain to everyone.
>>60197926>on parthe 10% is, not tonights bullshit
>>60198033>>60198060It’s over mumu. Press the red button and end the pain https://x.com/cgasparino/status/1909749419836141961?s=46
>>60197989the fact you could look at whats happening right know and the only thing you are able to say is TDS TDS TDS just proves that you have lost your brain
When will it bottom?
>>60198060You're basically trying to bet on Trump not being a retard along with all the other bulls today.
>Im not saying i dont suck trumps cock, im just saying i wanted a grace period to dump my entire portfolio to not look retarded
>>60198108in two years
>>60198106I hedged my portfolio with puts like a true investor. If you didn't, than you were part of the problem. If you think this is Trumps fault and nor Bidens for propping of the fakest and gayest economy in the history of the united states; well I guess you arent very bright. Which makes sense since you all claim Trump is worse than locking everyone indoors and halting the economies of mass exporters over the world ending coof.
>>60198100>deregulation and tax cuts will surely make up for the fact that certain business can no longer afford things that they need to operateit's so over
>>60198033>good news will come from the Asian marketAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA>BREAKING: Xi kneels, China in shambles
>futures
>>60198123I am betting that Trump is right. Which he is. I am sorry you are a faggot
>>60198143My main take away from this experience is I am buying protective puts next time we are at aths in spy
>>60198153Can't even afford the tax cuts and we've been deregulating for a decade. No more easy gains short of letting business dump nuclear waste in our drinking water.
Malaysia was so optimistic 11 hours ago
>>60198126Really earning his surname here.
>>60198100>the negative wealth effect primarily targets non MAGA affluent votersThey're actually fucking retarded.
>>60198166Stay poor retard, I hope you put money on it.
ETA till Hong Kong and Japan?
>>60198184>next time we are at aths in spy
>>6019820426 minutes.
>>60198202I did. Because I can afford to. To bad you aren't able to participate in the market. Stay mentally fatigued, faggot
>>60198200I think it's realMy mom is 1/2 italian so I would know
>BOOM BOOM>BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOM>BOOM BOOM
>>60198202>he didn't buy the dipNGMI
>>60198215Stay poor retard
>futures already dumping
>>60198143BDS(biden derangement syndrome)>If you think this is Trumps fault this is 100 percent trumps faultlast time i checked, BIDEN DID START A TRADE WAR.>all claim Trump is worse than locking everyone indoors and halting the economies of mass exporters over the world ending coofthis is worse then covid because once covid was done, WE JUST WENT BACK TO BUSINESS AS USUALtrumps tariffs even if they are stopped the very next day, will have a lasting impact on america for decades to come
>>60198233Futures needs to eat more fiber.
>>60198143>you all claim Trump is worse than locking everyone indoors and halting the economies of mass exporters over the world ending coof.My man that shit literally happened under Trump.
I just put all my money in tqqq. I'll buy more if it goes down. It will eventually go back up to $80 and I'll make 2x my money
>>60198256>Volatility DecayYou fuckwit
>>60197864LOL no. First of all,cars easily get scratched in that country. Second, electricity is very expensive in the 3rd world. Third, no tax rebates for EV.
>Project 2025 - The Four Year Plan
>>60198232>posts random screenshot from the pastI know you think we are all as retarded as you are; but come to find out it is easy to see past your bullshit
>>60197926Cant an expedite a vaccine for a retard who thinks chatgpt is smarter than experts
>>60198248Then Trump gets to claim the Golden Bullrun of 2020? You people and your "TRUMP IS LE BAD" without acknowledging the past 4 years under biden being a literal hellscape that sold the away the american experience for a few hundred billion
how does trade work if the markets closed
>>60198267Shut your mouth
>>60198321good morning saar
>>60198327people vote on a straw poll in the wall street discord if they're gonna buy or sell
>>60198327>markets closedWhat are you suggesting or are your referring to futures ?
>>60198327Extended hours open for another 15 min. After that....>futures
>>60197754>>60197776These are the adults we need back in the room
>>60198338Basically this
>>60198321
>>60198355Unironcally yes
Is this the tranny discord?
>>60198331FECKWIT Buy the god damn VTI
>>60198367yep, and we love discussing bottoms and pumping here UwU
>>60198327It isn't enough that people gamble others life savings on the stock market during open hours. Some really smart retards decided why not invent a thing called futures and gamble on what they THINK will happen. Yes finance is fucking stupid and yes we live in the worst time line. Big pay checks =/= Smart people.
>>60198367Yup
>>60198367
So…. what’s happening tomorrow? I unironically have no idea
>>60198367sure as hell don't talk about stocks; so, yeah?
>>60198403"liberation day" tariffs start
>>60198403trumpcession or trump golden agethere is no in between
>>60198403tomorrow's payday for me :)but also armageddon
>>60198389>gamble on what they THINK will happen.Nigga that's every form of gambling.
fuck it, going back in on sqqq
>>60198370I'll triple my gains with tqqq
>>60198403basically both tariffs and counter tariffs start, but seeing how the market has reacted I spec at least 5% growwe are in the meme timeline,everything is possible.
>>60198434>>60198430One shall stand, one shall fall
>>60197837S&P -5.7%source: vibes
A NEW GOLDEN AGEWHERE THE WORLD TRADES WITH EACH OTHER AND NOT USSELF INFLICTED PARIAH STATE, UNITED STATES
>>60198403Well, if the world has any sense left shit will crash to send a definitive message to the retard and chief. However, this clown timeline is literally 50/50. Could be the biggest rebound in history.
>>60198455America opening McDonald's embassies overseas to be able to obtain euros
>>60197837+0.1%
>the trance CDs I ordered from Europe arrived in the US this morningPhew.... missed the tariffs by literally hours
>>60198442eh, everyone expected a decent bump yesterday and it still closed red
>>60198470Canada and Germany are actively proving that outrage and anti-Americanism is the winning line to get voters. More than 50/50 id say 70/30.Politicians wont lose populatity for economic downturn if they have a villain to play against
>>60197751Did it never occur to you, to just NOT be a super faggot?
with the amount of americans automation-coping so much, wouldnt investing in robots be the play now?
>>60198481I replaced all of my shoes this spring. I ordered the last pair two days ago. Winter boots on clearance sale.
>>60197837Crash at open and then crab to red close. Businesses still have some inventories but it won't last long.
>>60198512Chinese actually use subsidies to help with that America is demanding soon to be crash strapped companies to do it themselves while maybe offering tax rebates for it
>>60198035
>>60198512nah imo. robotics has ridiculous p/ethat fat is gonna get trimmed in a bear market if they dont have the revenue to match.honestly, if i was gonna make a short term move itd be shorting agriculture.
Since I'm in a bear position I predict trump will cuck and and giant green dildos for everything.
>>60198552Depends on the company. Google is doing robotics and their pe is 19.
>>60198512we probably get all our robot parts from china
>>60198481I order skincare that's normally prescription in the US from overseas. My latest order hasn't come in yet. I don't feel so good tretinoinbros..
>>60198501Hey, maybe he’s like the Mr Hands guy and doesn’t have any feeling anymore so he has to rail his prostate with an XXL phallus to cum. Don’t judge
>>60198566im too scared to buy puts so it'll keep going down. dont worry, my shit luck far outweighs yours
>>60198585The problem is the next edition in the trance CD series will be released soon... and I'm gonna get fucked on tariffs for that one unless the Netherlands works out a deal. I'll also buy a hat too I think
>>60198501Anal stimuli is the best way to concentrate. I never blink when I got something in my ass.
What stocks are we watching tomorrow?
INCREASED ON CHINA https://x.com/faytuksnetwork/status/1909759391835767118?s=46INCREASED ON CHINAINCREASED ON CHINA
I hope trump tweets something retarded ad midnight
>>60198551>Lol Unironcally that's the one good thing that may come from this no more this bullshit about bootstraps
How do you lose 10 million dollars already? Its not even down 30% yet.
>>60198616Amazon,Walmart,Best buy, basically any ratail store,poor things are gonna die.
>>60198606Keep an eye on discogs to see if anyone in the US or a non-mega-tariffed country sells it.
>>60198576thats true. i like google too. arguing against solid p/e and growth is hard. i was thinking more about the innovation speculation holdings held up by venture capital. i agree with you though. gotta look at the companies and figure out how they make money in the next few years and what their debt is etc then buy or sell
>>60198628keep doubling down you stupid fat fuck LETS GOOO
>>60198566It's fine. Fox keeps hiding the ticker from him so he probably doesn't even know that markets are crashing.
>>60198633Typical /smg/tard who “bought the dip” when we are actually forcing this shitty global system to break
>>60198628>Tariff on ChinaIsn't this dropshipping one or no ?
>>60198628THIS IS BRAND NEW BTW
>>60198267>>Volatility Decayurban myth
>>60198633When you had 60 million invested in the nasdaq
>>60198628>if you buy anything from china you must now pay 150 dollarswhy?
>>60198628WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK IS THIS NIGGER'S PROBLEM
>>60198628/csg/ is doomed lmao
>>60198664>all in on nvidialmao
>>60198638It's still on pre-order: https://shop.armadamusic.com/collections/a-state-of-trance/products/a-state-of-trance-2025-mixed-by-armin-van-buurenLast time I bought one from an importer in the USA, it took 3 months from when I placed the order tow hen I got it... So I'm just going directly to the source this time. I have to let my bank though, because last time I ordered from Europe they flagged the transaction for fraud lol
>nikkei 225 down 1000 points 7 minutes inyup, business
>>60198633tesla i think
>>60198628Wait can you explain this to a retard, does this mean the minimum duty on packages from china is $150?
>>60198628
>>60198628What a retard, Americans should be proud
My personal picks for stocks lately, specifically ones that I feel like would weather the storm the best and actually turn a profit once it bottoms>KO - Coca-Cola is ol' reliable>KDP - Pepsi recently got dethroned by them>JACK - Del Taco is singlehandedly carrying this company and they've been on a downturn for a while>SBUX - if the bleeding heart lefties couldn't successfully boycott them, their #1 consumer base, they are practically indestructible>X - muh steel, wait until tariffs kneecap it then slurp>LMT / BA / RTX - highly recommend slurping up now, MIC is about to kick into overdrive>CX - wait just like with steel, but extremely cheap option for easy 30% gains within a few years
>>60198671>Markets finally acknowledged reality
>>60198671weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>60198628Why didn't he do this on tv?
dear leader president trump announces more tariffs to make all Americans wealthy
>>60198679its dumlegaleze speak ignore itjust think to yourself "100% tariff on china"
>>60198688>COFood stamps will fuck them since 25 percent of sales come from them
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Black Wednesday is here
>>60198706https://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/announcements/official-cbp-statement-liberation-day-0Reading this, it seems like a per item charge? So this just murders aliexpress?
>>60198628This is fine. Everything is fine. I'm okay with the current situation.
Nikkei just opened. Seems to be crabbing so far.
>>60197759Thailand exchange got sent back to 2010
good. I hate money and have too much of it.thank you based trump
Seth knew it was going to happen 3 years ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv83s_znMos
>>60198717good, latina Wednesday was getting stale and she looked weird now
reminder that this is entirely self inflicted
>>60198718>150 dollars per itemWow I guess Americans really aren't going to have anything cheap
i need a third monitor to keep up with all this news but now theyre tariffed
>>60198702He's waiting for Xi to call him
>>60198740you still have a few hours left before they go into effect
>>60198718>if the value of your item doesnt surprass the minimum, you must pay 150 dollars PER ITEMwhat the fuck
>>60198736>reminder that this is entirely self inflictedabout that
>>60198736Yes. And I voted for this.
>Millions realizing that trump is a bumbling, senile, fool
>>60198628If I get this right, even if I buy some clothes and just eat up the tariffs i will still have to pay a fine of 150$ dollar for it?
>>60198713What is this chart pattern called?
>almost sold my SQQQ at 46 todayDamn okay
So as a leaf will there be cheaper prices on aliexpress as they divert stuff from the US? Will we get cheap chinese stuff?
wonder what trump's up to...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLnNesIlOM
>my anime merch is gonna cost almost half my rent because of tariffs
>>60198721Same
>>60198774>Bought a bit more at 3:57pm
>>60198718At this point just ban the chinise market for usa costumers
>>60198743>Xi to call him>The smuggling hub of Singapore won't even get the ten percent removed >the negotiations are stupid because it's mainly agricultural barriers
>>60198783You won't have time to watch anime. We need you working 16 hour shifts in the MINES
>>60198783Anon, you should be watching home grown god fearing american anime
You niggers are going to be so fucking mad when the market moons
>>60198783You don't need it Anon
>>60198760And millions more yet to realize it.
>>60198780I can totally see a lot of companies moving to canada or mexico just to keep shipping good to USA, just put a Mexican or leaf label and done
>>60198628big if true
>Trump negotiating tariffshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBcz5XvuoKY&t=70s
>>60198760Back to plebbit.
>>60198783anime merch? you should be screwing iphones instead
>>60198783Probably cheaper to just buy it in Japan.
This feels like watching a nuke fall in ultra-slow motion toward my city, going off in about 3 hours or so, and everyone is just standing there gawking at it.
>>60198721>risking dropping 49.99usd coffee
Anyone else feel weird that other people don’t really seem to care? Doesn’t even matter if they don’t invest. The economic impact is going to be 2008 levels.
>>60198822Neck yourself stupid fucking faggot.
>>60198760I thought he had a plan but in the past few days I've realized he might just be not that smart. I'm genuinely afraid he might try something dumb like invading canada to distract from collapse
Peter Navarro says he doesn’t care if Vietnam reduces tariffs to zero, the problem is we buy from them.So what do they want??https://x.com/i/status/1909692726045823274
>>60198835Most people don't understand the impact that this will have
>>60198781They're tracking the tarrifs?? Are they gonna pop champaign once it starts?
>>60198835Most people just live day by day,a lot of people are going to wake out when its too late sadly.
WEAREBACK
>>60198842just be like Elon and call this guy a fucking retard
>>60198848even they don't know when they're hitting lmao it was at like 4 hours a few minutes ago
>>60198836“One of the penalties of an economic education is that one lives alone in a world of wounds. Much of the damage inflicted on land is quite invisible to laymen. A trader must either harden his shell and make believe that the consequences of the market are none of his business, or he must be the doctor who sees the marks of death in a community that believes itself well and does not want to be told otherwise.”
>>60198835people don't care until it's happening.
The Nikkei isn't dropping nearly as much as it should be.I guess they are still expecting that this is not going to actually happen
>>60198842they want american juche
>>60198848Beyond hilarious, hope so
>>60198860Meant for >>60198835
>>60198835The only normie in my office that even knew anything about it was a high level manager. They're all in for a surprise.
>>60198831
https://archive.is/20250408225800/https://www.ft.com/content/a897b18b-fd4d-4b7c-a816-4a811b9bb333markets sucking fat cope tomorrow confirmed
>>60198835Everyone at the university I work at was panicking today
>>60198848>>60198859>>60198781HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My job just canceled a business unit all-hands meeting that was scheduled for later this week..........
>>60198869So traders are all this universally retarded
I refuse to believe a 100%+ tariff on China will EVER come to pass it is so confoundingly retarded.
>>60198783The yen is doing so poorly I still wouldn't worry about it that much if you buy from Japan. The shipping prices were always worse than the costs of the goods. I buy a lot of second-hand rare Japanese clothing from people in China though so I am feeling pretty screwed on that front, RIP.
>>60198831>gawkingmost people are still looking at their phones in your analogy anon
>>60198835Buy bear etfs if you are so sure of this and make bank
>>60198883kek,at least he is still a good showman
>>60198883This clock will be in history books.
>>60198884Had an AMA. Long and skinny was>Tariffs are going to have an impact, at least single digit>Our supply chain is "robust">We have to wait and see on layoffs>Everything is very uncertain
>>60198869At this point it's pretty much guaranteed to happen. The question now is how long it was last. How long until warehouses are emptied out and prices start skyrocketing while people get laid off.
>>60198726First, complacency like the 6% we saw yesterday.Next, uncertainty. This is the crab territory we see right now.Then, confusion as Nikkei sees spikes up and down.Last,B L O O D Y W E D N E S D A Y
HES GONNA TARIFF PHARMACEUTICALS IM GONNA FUCKING DIE OG MU GOD
>>60198883POP THE CHAMPAIGN TILL FINANCIAL RUIN LETS GO LETS CELEBRATE THIS FELLOW MIGGERS
>>60198884Sorry anon, don't invest your bread in the shell game
>>60198763art of the shart chart
>>60198895
>>60198835Everyone I know is scared, but there's nothing any of us can do about it, so it's understandable they prefer to not talk about it. No real use thinking about things you can't fix especially if you are someone without any investments or spare money to make new ones.
>>60198891Keep doubting.
>>60198835People won't understand even when it actually does happen. Prices will go up and they'll wonder why it's happening.
>>60198906biomed startups will be slaughtered
>>60198628so he's finally giving the reds what they deserveI could not fucking believe it when the initial Ch*na tarrifs were lower than Mex & Canada
>>60198916Get the Moet out anon, we're celebrating
THATS IT!!! IM BUYING A RIVIAN R2 AND LIVING IN IT! I am getting my freedom back
>>60198931suzu sex
>>60198911I love seeing this posted because I immediately know we've lived through the same things and witnessed the same changes on this godforsaken site.
>>60198906He already said this a long time ago
>>60198804>news from a week agoSorry retard. The tariffs stay.
>>60198883reminds me of the oceangate sub incident
>>60198835they will only care the moment they>walk into a furniture store>walk to the dealership>walk into a grocery store for anything produced not in america>when they try to get a hold of any small or medium business to get an answering machine saying they are out of business>trying to communicate with government services and there is a 15 hour wait
Can someone steelman Trump/Navarro/Nutlick's argument? What are they expecting to happen?
>>60198924Hahahahahahaha
>>60198924This is who is pumping the market btw
>>60198936I unironically have nostalgia for 2000s recession core and do feel weirdly lively even though I wish things weren't tumbling down. Art gets so much better during a crash, it's sad.
>>60198835You redditurds care too much
>>60198939tying your life to a car is the opposite of being free
Has the supply of copium been exhausted?
>>60198939unironically if you get some solar panels you could recharge your car (albiet slowly). >>60198946this
>>60198947they are expecting counties to pay America a million trillion billion dollars to open up factories n shieeeet
I probably should have shorted harder. Going to need it to cover my health insurance when I get laid off.
>>60198628Starting may, you will have to pay 75 dollars per item the tariff charge is under 30% of the valuethen in June this jumps to 150 dollarsFucking lol, if you buy a 1 dollar mug from China off Temu, it's now 151 dollars if its arrive in June
>>60198947
>>6019883580% of people have negative net wealth in this country, what fucking difference does it make anymore
>>60198926The vast majority of fancy chemistry gizmos and chemicals are imported from China. Even the major pharmaceutical companies will see blood, to say nothing of a couple of biochem majors running an essentially legal meth lab.
>>60198947The answer depends on the time of the day and the way your phrase the question.It could be better negotiations from other countries, it could be onshoring, it could because they are trying to replace the dollar, it could be because they are "ripping us off".It's just stupidity
>>60198835Markets are forward looking
>>60198963Wasn't the price of cheap electronics the only thing keeping inflation down?
>>60198947trump still believes that CHYNA pays the tariffs and not the importer of the goods. i mean what can you even say to that?
>>60198969I'm glad I went all in. I'm 100% losing my job over this, at least I'll have a nice extra pile of cash to keep me afloat for a bit.
futes
>>60198970Well,amazon and walmart just die.
>>60198975gonna be some cheap office space in boston/san francisco after this is over
>>60198989warlmart cant absorb a 104% tariffthey are fucked
>>60198924Pottery
>Sen. Bernie Sanders and Rep. Bobby Scott have introduced the Raise the Wage Act of 2025, aiming to gradually raise the federal minimum wage to $17 per hour by 2030.
>>60198947>china immediately enters a depression because they can no longer sell baubles to the US >other countries see china get eviscerated and panic >heads of state line up to buy american f35s and snoybeans at 200% markup to balance their surpluses with the US >trump reinvests the profits into actual manufacturing renaissance >1000 year burgerclap reich
>>60198992we need to make our own nintendos
>>60199002they will have to source from not china and only pay 40%
>>60198992chatgpt is so dog shit.
>>60198947Jobs!
>>60198992Also, as a follow-up... when did ChatGPT start trying to make jokes?
>>60198970*market pumps*
>>60199018I'll just call NotChina and let them know that orders are up.
LISTEN HERE YOU LIL SHITSif the orange jew lied about locking hilldog up, building a wall, and everything elseWHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE WILL STICK WITH THE TARRIF?!
>>60198992>A 100% tariff creates the margin
>>60198924people need to realize that the american electorate is dumb as bricks
>>60199024All the AIs have been getting a little witty lately. They are mocking us.
where are the semiconductor tarrifs?
>>60198974What industry?
Holy shit Trump is just like my grandfather.It could be the hottest day of the year and if someone tell him that it's cold the next person he talks to he will make remarks about how cold it is.
>>60199014everyone needs shit from china, no one needs anything from america. The whole world will keep china fine and probably profit from the cheaper prices lol
>>60199043there won't be any. buy SOXL tomorrow and 10x your money
>>60199041The election should have proven that yet there is still so much ignorant it is astounding. >>60199043Semis are exempt. >>60199053That caricature of your grandfather is roughly half of the American voting public mixed with that one weird cousin you don't talk to anymore.
he's not actually going trough with the tariff meme is he?
>>60198551>boomer grandparent voted for trump>retirement is tanking>cost of living is about to go way up>social security soon to be guttedLol fuck 'em. They got what they wanted.
>>60198947there is no real argument that makes sense, they're just mentally ill boomers.>>60198992none of this makes any sense because that strategy could only possibly work in a place without democracy where a dictatorship could quell all dissent while everything is rebuilt over the course of a few decades. Also don't make sense because the tariffs also affect shit we are literally unable to make no matter what due to lack of land, labor and natural resources. the only realistic outcome is 2 years of inflation and economic devastation and then people vote in a congress to reverse everything in midterms. there is no scenario where we have double digit inflation and a recession but everyone decides to keep voting for the party that's causing it. "trust the plan patriots are in control" does not stop people from voting you out because you drove them into economic ruin.
https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/microsoft-backs-away-from-1bn-data-center-plans-in-licking-county-ohio/
we are fuck
>>60199014Ugg, your joke post just made me think about if the Chinese economy does collapse Xi will have to do some dumb and wild stuff not to get French revolutioned.How fucked is SOXL if Taiwan gets invaded?
>>60199069>>60198883tick tock
>>60199024> direct investment, such as CHIPs acthard to call that "direct" given how many strings were attachedalso lets be real that was just a bailout of INTCels, not that it worked
>>60199053Who does he need to speak with to stop being a retard? Put that person on a leash. Oil's down to 57.4 btw. Fucking epic. So this is the great reset.
>>60199069of course notjust like hes not deporting anyone, building a wall, imprisoning hillary
>>60199077there's gonna be a drumbeat of news like this in the coming months. how can you possibly commit to massive capex when the uncertainty is this high?
>>60199067>Semis are exempt.Trump explicitly said that semiconductor tarrifs are coming soon
>>60199053I’ve been saying this. Absolutely no other way to explain the Trevor Martin Nikola pardon. Makes no other sense otherwise.
>>60199075That an on asked for a steelman argument. That's what ChatGPT wrote. I didn't say it was good. Read this for for the followup: >>60199024>>60199086Yeah, I know. I'm not sure when ChatGPT's knowledge was cutoff, but it might not know yet how much of a waste the CHIPS act was because of that shit
>>60199093If that's the case then there has been 0 further word on it
>>60199053he fired 3 highly respected and vetted security officials because laura loomer showed up with a power point
>>60198947I can't because I have no idea what the fuck the plan is. Best try:Consistent extreme tariffs will eventually lead to a significant increase in domestic industry, particularly manufacturing and agriculture, and eliminating trade deficits would help this as well since we'll be needing to produce a lot more things in general. This should reduce unemployment significantly. We could also strengthen the US dollar if we manage to somehow create increased demand for American products overseas despite also increasing supply. This would be a deflationary effect on the economy and make things relatively cheaper, especially if we prioritize delivery of domestic goods to domestic markets. The increased cashflow could go towards paying off the debt, especially if we're able to renegotiate interest rates with the Fed due to market pressures. There's a caveat to every single one of those sentences but you asked for steelman, so there you go.
https://x.com/PiQSuite/status/1909767415509958768we gaan
>>60199069We haven't even tapped the bottom
>>60199032Trump lost an auction for a piano to a Japanese investor a couple decades back and has had a throbbing hateboner against Asian countries since for getting rich off the US trade deficit. I believe he's insane enough to launch a money nuke for his petty personal grudge.
>>60199069
>>60199099the "literal coolest thing ever" was never going to last forever, at some point america has to make shit again like everyone else
>>6019910750% by the 20th
>>60199087OPEC expecting Armageddon, Nasdaq up 4% yesterday.
>>60199117I'm looking forward to tapping bottoms in exchange for rent.
>>60199053People wonder why he's so much crazier this time round compared to his first term and it pretty much 90% comes down to staffing. In 2017 he had Mike Pence, John Kelly and various other DC swamp creatures keeping him on some sort of a leash by feeding him establishment talking points.
>>60198783NOPE! JUST BUY AMERICAN MADE ANIME!
>>60199116But weren't they already building one in arizona?
>>60199116lmao the semi baggies thinking they would get an exception
>>60199053Haha this sucks
>>60199117Now that's a girl if I ever saw one
>>60199141lmoa that was woke biden dei policy, didnt you hear?
>>60198713economy go down the hooooole
>>60199116>killing tech sectornot happening
>>60199120>Trump lost an auction for a piano to a Japanese investor a couple decades back and has had a throbbing hateboner against Asianyou are retarded
Did everyone just forget that Trump will counter tariff Europes counter tariff?
>>60199130he almost got shot, he's got messiah syndrome or something like that
>>60199124We all agree with that,but there are ways to do it,and this is not one of them.
>>60199085verify your clockhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zNXGrAJ8Nw
>>60199124I would argue otherwise. Without social media 80% of societies “problems” would disappear. Fix housing costs than 95% of them would.
>>60199124We could have used that coolest thing ever to import equipment and supplies to build manufacturing with.
>>60199053When you realize that Trump is clinically senile and everyone is just whispering in his ear what to do, you'll realize just how fucked we are.
>>60199053This isn't true anymore he's determined to do things his way because of how his advisors stopped him the first term. Hence why Musk had to start complaining about tariffs publicly because Trump didn't care.
>>60199133I have seen numerous normies refer to both Rwby and Arcane as American anime. This kind of thinking is unironically real and will fuck everything.
>>60199141they have one that has been producing chips since the end of 2024. you need to understand trump doesn't read.
>>60199133Andy and Leyley is a better wincest anime than Yosuga no Sora anyway. America wins yet again.
this persons vote cancelled out yoursbear up!
Think China will move on Taiwan soon now that they see it as isolated?
>>60199155Molotovs will fly on Pennsylvania Avenue before EU gets its shit together by the summer. At this point, EU might as well just order pop-corn and enjoy the show.
should i wait for the tariffs to hit or go sleep, will something fun happen?
>>60199116How is it actually getting worse? Fuck I should have been so much greedier shorting.
>>60199167It is funny how this was exactly waht happened with bidens presidency; but now that your losing monopoly money, you wanna whine about politics. It infuirates me how all of you are so fucking clueless and retarded; I enjoy making money off of your seething
Just matched with a Thai ‘woman’ on tinder that came to visit America, this is bearish
>>60199124Why do services not count as "shit"? How is it that when a chink pays microsoft for windows that magically doesn't count as real money? What the fuck is even the difference, the country still makes money from selling something that's intangible.
>>60199190>"hey mr. president don't be retarded and crash the global economy today today">"ok jack"wow
>>60199178don't think so, imo the timeline for an invasion is still 2027-2035. china is only gonna move that up if taiwan tries to develop a nuke or something
>>60199149She's the best girl.>>60199178Personally, I think the trade war is the prequel to the shooting war.
>>60199190>money doesnt matterbusiness & finance
>>60199167Maybe. Reagan made it work. Hopefully Musk and Bessent take the wheel and Navarro has an “accident”.
>>60199190>go into stock market thread>ask why people care about the stock marketfucking retard
>>60199145trump is going to rip the biggest fart ever after eating a plate of beans and diet coke
>>60199174TSMC doesn't produce its most advanced chips outside of Taiwan, so that's likely what Trump wants.
>>60199178Their navy needs more time but for the most part they are ready and Taiwan is beyond fucked as soon as hostilities break out.
>Trump still thinks euros want american cars and foodMost of your poison food is banned here and our roads are too small for your monster trucks
>>60199208I’ve heard they lose their naval advantage in 2030, so it would need really to be 2027-2029.
>>60199219>>60199213>>60199203>casually ignores where I reference their paper portfolios and how these assinine sissies don't have any money investedMaybe next time hedge? faggotsYou would only
>>60199178China will never invade Taiwan. They're impotent pussies.
>>60199183Not like the US stock prices move at midnight anyway. Plus it's unlikely either China or the US will make concessions this late in the game anyway, when we're just hours away from the tariff. If you're going to watch the world go to shit, might as well be rested up for it.
>>60199222But if TSMC moves that production then they lose any leverage they have to be protected by the US/international community. Right?
trump just signed an order that lets him charge illegal migrants 998 per day while in america
MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY
>>60199245Perhaps, they were protected before TSMC supremacy. But China was less capable militarily back then as well.
>>60199258i think we should remove EOs as a power of the executive
Guess I'll make a frozen pizza... one last thing to enjoy before the world collapses
>>60199229Meh, supposedly hitting the Chinese dams would kill 400m. 120m from the Golden Dam alone. Taiwan doesn’t even need nukes.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1975_Banqiao_Dam_failure
>>60199232Parkings as well
>>60199266>China was less capable militarily back thennothing has changed
>>60199261>HOLD ON
>>60199190heres the differenceBiden sat back, relaxed, and did almost nothing while Xi & Putin chimped out and suicided their countriesnow it's the reversestrong as the USA is, we cannot solo the entire world, that is a fact
its sorta old news but >germany said it wants all its gold back>the holding stations said no until the documents mature>germany is now furious as of today
>>60199242Will I have to go to work tomorrow?
>have to basically stay up all night or risk being fucked by a late trump announcement to benefit his rich friends and screw retailies
>>60199284This Anon fucks
>>60199291yes, youll have to keep working until you drop dead. welcome to the future we chose
>>60199276They have three aircraft carriers with at least one more under construction. Their navy is massive and in a decade will be able to compete with the USN in the pacific.
>>60199178If Xi was smart, he wouldn't invade because Taiwan would naturally gravitate towards China after seeing the US neck itself. Xi is a midwit though, so anything goes.
Tesla just announced they are now refusing trade ins on Tesla Cybertruckswatch for another swing in tesla shares
>>60199288Germany should sit in the corner until the big boys finish fighting it out.
>>60199303>4 aircraft carriers can compete with 12
>>60199300Making Tshirts in a factory instead of the comfy air conditionned office, with internet access, working 4 effective hours a day!
>>60199305Putin could have purchased all of Eastern Ukraine by now, just buying each house and farm, one at a time.
>>60199328Whats an office job basically anyone can get into bros. Im sick of murdering my body.
>>60199311My TSLZ is sitting pretty :^)
There's a hostage crisis? Oh they mean he's holding the usa hostage...
>>60199319Plus Japan, UK, Australia, and everyone else.
>>60199343Dunno, I'm an IT project manager. I tell the dev monkeys to develop the shit my boss wants. And it I fucked up somewhere in the specs, I'll say it's the devs' fault anyway.It's comfy.
>>60199343Maybe like an office assistant or someone working the front desk
>>60199343Enroll in a community college and go grab a job on-campus. You won't get paid shit, but you won't do shit, either. All you need is decent grades and to not sperg out around your zoomer coworkers.
>>60199343there's always the call center. receptionist is not a difficult job
>>60199007Not happening
>>60199267>t. vaxxie
>>60199355If I fucked up*
>>60199319And 13 years ago they had 0 carriers. That's not factoring in the fact you're dealing with all of the Chinese shore based assets as well. The Chinese are a clear and present threat, with or without the carriers.
>>60199360tried to warn ya
>>60199360Thats pretty bad if stocks also sell off
>>60199270>Hitting Chinese damsThey will use nuclear weapons are probably layer AD around it
>>60199365This murders the soul.
>>60199365I worked all sorts of jobs and even a few year military stint. Call Centers are absolute trash and had a pistol to my head at one point over it. The one exception is if you can get to Tier2 or Manager position asap in it.
>>60199351He's STILL talking? I tuned out like an hour ago. Imagine being there and having to fake laugh for 2 hour straight
>>60199365I would very much prefer to be a miner.
>>60199007>implying we survive 4 years of trump
Dont worry guys, China's paying for it :)
>>60199373China has no combat experience outside of extremely limited spec ops units that did a couple years of policing action in Africa and the Middle East, and their training is ass due to bureaucratic overload. What little we've seen of their equipment in action is middling to unimpressive on average. They are, as they've always been throughout history, a paper tiger.
>>60199413kek people thought bessent would save them but he’s just as retarded as the rest
>>60199353>UKStarmer would be hated if he sent British sons to die in Asia>AustraliaSure I guess >Korea and Japan Good ally is Tariffing them 24 to 25 percent
>>60199175That was from Finland
Just remembered I got 100 shares of SPY called away in November. Checking it, got assigned at 581$. Jesus christ, I felt really bad about that when it happened. Now it's a complete blessing.
>>60199415This, on top of that three gorge dam is one huge oopsie waiting to happen. At the same time they can lob a fuck ton of rockets at their neighbors. Plus rocket man is a thing.
>>60199415you're such a retarded faggotif this was true then mutts would bomb them to stone age as they did with libya and iraq
>>60199415Chinese soldiers will absolutely smoke you at folding bedsheets though. Not even your average US airman can hold a candle to them.
>>60197757>life savings into SQQQ>fuck everyoneFutes looking good but will probably not last into market open.
>>60199415Chinese tactics in Dead by Daylight also lead me to believe they'd stand NO chance in assessing a real combat situation, no matter their avg IQ on paper
> S&P 500 futures are now down over 2%
whoaaaa we are way over 300,NEW:>>60199473>>60199473>>60199473>>60199473>>60199473
>>60199464Why wouldn't it? Tariffs go into effect midnight.
>>60197926>covid>tariff war>two catastrophic financial emergencies>both occur under trump administrationsReally activates the almond.
