Sharpest knife in the drawer edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60197708
>>60199473The ninth of April of the year of our lord 2025
>S&P 500 futures are now down over 2%
I remember the posting in 2008 and it was more optimistic than this
>>6019948245^2 is a good year.
Total stock market death
FUCK THE ORANGE JEW AND HIS MIGGER SUPPORTERS
It's weird how tomorrow definitely is the day everyone was waiting for, ie, the Monday we should've had, yet nobody cares. There's no hype, no watching futures, and as far as I know no circuits breakers being triggered in Asia.
No-one knows who I was in the last thread
circuit breakers tmrw
ORANGE MAN TURNED ME GAY WTF
>>60199482N-nothing ever happens
>>60199495was there /biz/ in 08?>>60199505same
Tap in your predictions now.
>>60199503It hasn't happened yet, wait for midnight eastern time.
>>6019951610% pump
>>60199516Breakers, plural
>>60199473>Breaking: Sources close to the Trump White House say they are pressing on with their tariff plan based on this calculation: That the tumult in on Wall Street in stock market, while significant, will not be matched by a similar tumult in the Main Street economy. That the negative wealth effect primarily targets non MAGA affluent voters; that jobs will be largely retained because of deregulation and tax relief. And soon trade deals will be cut that lessens the tariff impact, so markets will stabilize. Good luck he's literally betting small businesses who source from China will survive
>>60199495In 2008, the government wanted to save us. In 2025, the government wants to slaughter usm
>>60199503copium srun out and now everyone is full on cocaine at this hour
BULLBAIT
>>601995161 circuit breaker for sure
>mfw i don't own any stocks
>>60199511Liquid savings for what? Just use the credit line if there's some emergency.
>>601995161 breaker
>>60199515No there was /b/, a lot of excitement for the market crashing, a lot of people worried about their jobs. The population of the board was younger too to be fair so less people with money on the line.It felt like a crisis, might be the great depression coming, this one feels more like the end of an era. Even when we recover, if we recover, nothing will ever be the same. Trust in the US is fundamentally gone in a way it wasn't before.
>>60199513I wisha that was the case, chud-kun
>>60199515/biz/ was like 2014 i think
>>60199519crabing for two days until reality s in on friday and them we dump
I still have tesla stock what should I do?
WHEN I SAY BIDEN YOU SAY SORRYBIDEN
Holding puts and inverse ETFs, but it would be hilarious if the clown market decided to pump or crab tomorrow. I guess we'll wait and see.
>>60199473kek to miggers really thing this all just gona blow over by midterms, we letter just went through a shipping crisis two years ago and started one of the worst inflation crisis in US history.
>>60199473SOXL sisters. I just realized the last time SOXL bounced NVIDIA had a market cap 1/10 the size it does now. How fucked are we?Going 250B to 2.5T is a lot easier than 2.5T to 25T.
It's literally over tomorrow isn't it broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMXapsSOCD0&ab_channel=TheSmashingPumpkins-Topic
>>60199473>>60199483>Why wouldn't it? Tariffs go into effect midnight.Why did the market go up yday? Why does anything happen in this market? It already went up 36->50 in a day last week, but it went down yesterday and today only up 5%
>>60199516People selling drugs and guns are about to go to the moon when everyone gets too poor and sad for healthier outlets.
I believe everything will be okay in the long run.
THEIR PLAN BACKFIRED10-YEAR AT 4.3%30-YEAR AT 4.8%THE MONKEYS ARE HOWLINGTHE BIRDS ARE CHIRPINGTHE BABOON IS RAPING THE RIVER IS MURMURING THE
You can hear commentators getting darker and darker in their estimates as they start to realize that it's actually happening.
April 9th, 2025
>>60197757i put a little bit in too, might get fucked but oh well. not a lot either but at least my munny will be doing something. guess ill need to actually wake up before 9 this time
>President Trump says China has "ripped us off left and right. But now it's our turn to do the rippin."https://x.com/i/status/1909774130645262642
>>60199549SORRY
>>60199528Your etsy and amazon storefronts arent small businesses.
This feels like one of those things with a chapter in a high school history book like the "Great Leap forward"What will this one be called, "Liberation Day"?
Futures are only -1. where's the red?
>>60199516Defense stocks outperform.
>>60199562What happens if Bonds hit 5 percent?
>>60199571Yeah, the rippin of your own population paying additional taxes.Dumbfuck.
>>60199516>slight drop>fake news "breaks">market pumps 5% then back down>then pumps 2% just because
>>60199516Nothing happens. The market crabs for no apparent reason as the big investors inexplicably refuse to sell.
>>601994952008 wasn't this steep, wasn't this retarded, and wasn't quite as directly attributable to a single actor.>>60199516-6% opening, crab down to -7 over the rest of the day.
>>60199516SPY closes @ 450check 'em
>>60199516I hate to say it but at -20% and no post-tariff earnings reports out yet I think we're in for an anti-climax>for now
>>60199571ripping us a new one
>>60199558They were just in denial. The same thing happened during covid. I remember watching them talk about the numbers as they slowly spread internationally until they went parabolic and markets crashed hard.
>>60199549COME BACKJUST WALK BACK INTO THE WHITE HOUSE AND JUST KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING LAST TIMEWHO'S GOING TO ARGUE WITH IT? I WON'T
>>60199588basically the worst case scenario for equities.
Trump turned the stock market into a shit coin exchange and i hate him for it
>would you like to make a trade agreement with England?
>>60199542This Anon is absolutely full of shit. I was there, we were all looking for lulz and jerking off to Boxxy. None of our broke asses gave the slightest fuck about the market.
>>60199592Oh, wait until you get tomorrow's fake tweet to prop up the markets.You KNOW there will be one.
>>60199516l'crabe vers le bas
>>60199528If the premise of their argument is that the small businesses will survive because reasons, things genuinely aren't looking good.
>>60199622Yes Anon this is stupid but we knew that
>>60199614That's what I'm saying, we were excited and looking for lulz.The mood now is much worse
>>60199615impossible because companies will have to start pre-ordering supplies to calculate the shipments to send to america
we're seeing history made right now its surreal
>>60199516Trump will cuck to Vietnam causing a massive pump. But then his senile retardation will keep it crabbing until the crazy tariff garbage starts up again.
>>60199503Because the reaction already happened. It doesn't renew in vigor just because the previously announced news technically goes in to effect.
I'm all in on 3x inverse and puts so judging my by calculations trump will pussy out and everything will be massive green dildos
>>60199633>we're seeing history made right now its surrealWhat do you mean? Market is closed
>>60199571>now it's our turn to do the rippin
its over bros soxl to 1 soon
>>60199516VIX above 50 on open
Why are futures only down 1.5%?
>>60199600check'd
Bitty dumping
the market has been doing the opposite of our expectations and now that everyone here is too depressed to expect a dump its gonna circuit break x2
God damn idk if full tariffs will be in effect for earnings next quarter. But the quarter after we are in for an amazing nuclear winter baby
>>60199571
>>60199640So what you're saying is that it's priced in?
>>60199600This is true. 2008 was a shitstorm due to bad credit. This is just a string of unforced and unprompted errors and doubling down on listening to a crank economist who cites his alter ego as a expert.
>>60199584What defense stocks look good right now?
>>60199629I disagree with that too >>>/b/Though the /b/ of than vs now is incomparable.
I 100% believe those small bounces every other day are manipulated by the big funds to get exit liquidity from retarded retail
>>60199600>and wasn't quite as directly attributable to a single actor.The Biden Crime Family has multiple attributable actors
>We're gonna make deals and negotiations but we're not dropping tariffshow is this helping anyone
Should i use the weightloss pills bros?
I wonder if buyf/a/g is truly dead now. Photo of my last figgie.
Total capitulation soon200% tariffs on China200% tariffs on EU
>>60199516nikkei dump is underwhelming, -3% s&p tomorrow. Nice and chill measured collapse.
>>60199612it's my only source of volatility right nowi was desperate for my fixoutside of solana completely shitting itself over the past two months, there's been NOTHING going on in crypto>muh memecoinsfuck OFF
>BTC drilling through the floorLittle preview of tomorrow right there.
>>60199677RTX basically has its hands in everything and does a lot of US manufacturing too.
>>60199685>Should i use the weightloss pills bros?probably not.Stop drinking calories, find a salad you like, and move around 2+ hours per day minimum
S&P futures in all out war on 4900 support
>>60199670Well let's not downplay finance thinking they could play god with the economy and gaslighting normies into thinking it was simply too advanced for their little pea brains to understand their schemes
>>60199638>Vietnam It will be India commerce minister negotiations are getting somewhere
>>60199669>priced inPardon, I'm not familiar with that term
Btc sub 75k.
>>60199503People are quite literally holding their breath thinking he's gonna cancel them at the last minute
>>60199689I mean you still have japan,at least is something
>>60199685Cyanide pills are proven to make you lose 100% of your body weight in 1 minute or less
5 minutes until Trump saves us
>>60199670Now that I think about it, we're witnessing a huge earth-shattering shake up, and banks and funds don't like that. I wouldn't put past them having really bad positions and skeletons in their closets. I wouldn't be surprised if we get a banking/financial crisis on top of this in 6 months/1year.
marvel at the greatness of the Experienced Trader
>>60199677if this is a prelude to a real war, any of them, really i cut a lot of things over the past few months but i could only convince myself to sell 12.5% of my RTX
BONDSWTFWT
>>60199726is there a conference or meeting?
>>60199725Thanks i might try those eventually
>>60199644Same. Any time I firmly go all in one something I get completely fucked. But any time I bet a lot on something risky and then pussy out and sell before anything happens it turns out I missed the opportunity
>>60199503he will cancel them last minute lol you people are delusional if you think he will go through
>>60199723Wouldn't be the first time. The will he won't he shit he pulled with Canadian and Mexico tariffs were basically this. There's some hopium that he's not completely fucking retarded. Not a lot, just a touch.
>>60199677I really like Northrop. They have a lot of huge future projects that are basically locked in. Sentinel ICBM, B-21 Raider, possible they win the F/A-XX fighter program. But like the other Anon said, RTX is good for the same reasons.
>>60199571>>60199652one motherfucker did this with the economy at the stock exchange in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through everyones market cap around him. I guess it fling his stock price to 2 before it was acquired by somebody's chinese holding company.They still use the same stock exchange, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those fences on the roof.
>>60199680You're mostly wrong about that but it doesn't matter.
>>60199473What makes you guys think you "deserve to trade" especially in a bull market? Don't you have anything else that makes you happy? Just money and trading? Are you really unable to take a month off or a couple years? Get a new hobby?OK stocks go down 40%. So what? You came back you now buy stocks at 40% off.The average person buys bonds and Chinas plans are foiled. Rich people who used stocks as a parasitic crutch on your economy are now scared and needing to take action. People really thought they were going to sit on a beach from age 50-75 in Florida going on dividends rather than adding to society. Well, guess not huh.If you hate this country, or Trump so much just fuck off, nobody cares, its not your right to trade stocks. Or learn how to short. Its scary but you can do it, become a good trader not just lucky. We don't need your daily whinefest about how you can't trade and it makes you sad. Just quit and get a real hobby you bore me.
>>60199701Nice, I'm inversing MSTR so already making money.
>>60199756lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H94ntp93SGYtime to sit back and watch it happen
>>60199668Does anyone have a dump of pepes in this style? I love the format
>>60199558Too many people betting on a last minute cancellation of the tariffs.
>>60199748anon, we can’t cope anymore, we have to accept reality.
>>60199716>India commerce minister negotiations are getting somewhereOf all the back stabbing countries, India pulling a W would be peak clown world, so I believe it.
HOLY SHIT AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>60199740if I can come back, you can too
>>60199600Unironically, the steeper the drop, the less likely it is to last. So that might honestly be a good sign. True devastation is steady and unrelenting, not the massive fits and starts in both directions that we've been seeing the past few days.
>>60199748Sorry, bro. But this is our new normal.
I went all in just a couple hours ago...I'm fucked, aren't I?
>>60199787What about tesla will it come back?
>>60199780you lying nigger
FALL ASLEEP ORANGE CHEETOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60199750pic rel I have no idea why this is triggering the filter
>>60199745I'll share some of mine when I'm laid off from my cushy cubicle job and my only remaining options are soldering iPhones or kneepads.
>>60199794all in on what?
>>60199794not if you went all in on SOXS
>>60199758youre taking it too seriously, its just numbers after all so have fun!
>>60199789US market multiple contraction is already locked in because of volatility.
>>60199780crypto isnt a stock
>>60199732That’s the million dollar question. Is this a negotiable tactic or are we all in denial Amazon costs just doubled overnight.I keep dreaming that America can’t be this retarded and buying SOXL but I would advise a small SQQQ position just in case we go 2007 or even worse.
>>6019981215k in BTC...
>>60199780>GBPExcuse me only the land of the free may post here
My yang is dropping did china announce something? Someone find the news!!!
>>60199799brother it sure as fuck is not coming back.not too late to join the TSLZ side
>oh you were expecting a delivery to your story today? sorry all your drivers was arrested and your products stuck for a week at the weighing station.
>>601997582/10
>>60199780made me look
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR TARD WINWHOOOAHHH OOOHHHOOOHAAHOOOHHI DROWNED OUT ALL MY SENSE WITH THE SOUND OF THE TARIFFSAND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR TARD WINWHOOOAHHH OOOHHHOOOHAAHOOOHH
>>60199658because trump is a lying slimey bullhitter and people still think he's full of shit
>>60199767i'm listening to geogaddi, good for dread
>>60199837anon...
>>60199849Good. If you gonna come to this country you need to speak english.
>>60199787My one-day looks good, at least…
>>60199849extremist but agree, hell in the warehouse i work there are people that has been there 8 years and refuse to learn English, its the easiest motherfucking language
>>60199837cut the loss before americans wake up on market open and send btc to 60k
>>60199748Hahahaha
>>60199870Why don’t women look like this anymore?
>>60199581Priced in
>>60199758>ummm actually sweaty market crashes are A Good Thing (TM) and will make you more manly and less toxic, now Man Up and build those iPhones for $0.10 an hour!listen to yourself. this is no better than the dems changing the definition of a recession.
>>60199873Godspeed for when the shit finally hits the fan
>>60199894>>60199848>>60199787>>60199740what app is that?
>>60199837F
>>60199658Nobody believe this is realTrump could on air and say "no deal" and people would ask "deals soon?"
>>60199849this guys timeline is posting about trump 14 hours a day, you should pay me for scrolling to not be able to find this post
What isn't being talked about is long term whether these get reversed doesn't really matter. Trump has exposed that the fundamental systems of the US as a state are vulnerable to a single bad actor and there are seemingly no stopgaps in place. I work in a pretty large financial institution in bongland and the mood has soured on US securities to the point where I wouldn't be surprised to see gradual capital migration to the LSE etc because what big banks like the most is stability. These guys don't have TDS either most of them are probably right wing from how they talk they just don't like seeing their money get molested.
>>60199914robinhood (USA)
>>60199906Facebook killed MySpace.
>>60199837why?
>>60199906>Why don’t women look like this anymore?propagandized to look like shit to "own men"just like "own the libs" led to this market
>>60199780kek, Saylor would swan dive live.>>60199810I agree the fent shit was pure theatre which was w/e. What pissed leafs off to no end was the 51st state push. If I were to hedge I'd lean towards that he will do it. My only real question is whether he understands how much this will fuck the poor people in US. Teslas won't be the only things getting molotov'd. I hope he has a plan besides Jesus take the wheel.
>>60199906Because (you) said they were tumblrina SJWs
>>60199923Yeah, after I survive this crash, I'm looking to move my money abroad.
>>60199914Robbing the Hood. Be careful, they can disable your sell button to protect the beautiful American companies from going insolvent.
>>60199906They hit the wall
>>60199837
>>60199849>touching jeet driverUnironcally safety hazard bur with his Tariffs Chinese shipping fees this will kill America
>>60199923ah your London banking team is on hopium that the world will engage in a flight to safety to their system? neat
>>60199921Just like JPOW coverage. JPOW>we’re not going to see rate cuts anytime soonRetards>JPOW MIGHT CUT RATES, I SAW IT IN A DREAM
>>60199923actually people with frontal lobes are talking about it lol (>>60199823)
What the fuck is going on?https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-says-us-will-soon-announce-tariffs-pharmaceutical-imports-2025-04-09/
Buttcoin 74.5
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60199906Because that's no longer marketed towards them
>>60199970He said he was going to do this during his campaign, didn't you listen?Of course you didn't
>>60199923This is exactly what has happened with NATO and US defence exports. Literally can't trust America anymore.
>>60199953Things are really lining up for Bitcoin, and I fucking hate coiners.
>>60199906Unnecessary plastic surgery, lookism, no religion in their life, and endless consumption of corn syrup. Even the intentionally "ugly" actresses hired by Hollywood back in the day still had their own charm and whimsy to them.
>>60199970He literally said in 5 years everything will be made in America he wasn't lying was he Anon
>>60199894>>60199848>>60199787Do you guys actually have this little money? Are some of you people doomposting about a few thousand dollars that you can make back in a couple months at fucking McDonald's?If you're in these threads and your net worth is less than 100k or so then stop fucking looking at your account, buy some boomer funds and focus your time on getting better at your day job or getting a better job. Your return on investment will be a lot higher
>>60199970Finance expert here. I can understand this might be a little complicated for you, but I took a look, and what I can tell you is that Trump says US will soon announce tariffs on pharmaceutical imports.
https://www.theverge.com/news/645465/amazon-haul-temu-ultra-cheap-tariffs-trump
>>60199970time to acquire LABD
>>60199970RIP India
>>60199970>>60199970
>>60199970I wonder if the EU will retaliate or if they're the world's biggest cucks
>>60199997Bold of you to assume we're going to have day jobs tomorrow.
>>60200016EU doesn't make pharmaceuticals. India and China do
>>60199926I genuinely thought 77k was the bottom, everything looked like it would go up...
>>60199997mate i’m literally working part time at walmart and gambling on the usa stock market going to shit makes more money than actually working. walmart workers, how was inventory day lmao
>>60200016You can always count on the EU to cuck out. Three years into the largest war in Europe since WW2 and they're still fighting about fishing rights instead.
>>60199970oh fuckalmost all medicine isn't made in the US, everyone on medicare will fucking explode
>>60199997>getting better at your day jobbut i dont work
>>60200013Do not redeem RDY saars.
>>60200048They will simply end medicare, problem solved.
>>60200030>I genuinely thought 77k was the bottom, everything looked like it would go up...timeline is still tariff rollback, world peace deal, or a rate cut
>>60200016>retaliate Brother, America is killing itself.
>>60200048Where we're going, we won't need medicare.
>>60200041here at amazon we have alredy 2 weeks with no work, and i dont mean low work, we have fucking 0
>>60200048>oh fuck>almost all medicine isn't made in the US, everyone on medicare will fucking explodereally fucking glad I live in southeast asia with $1M to ride out the recession.jfc this will suck for broke people that have to continue treading through this water
so 27% of Americans have negative IQ?
>>60200029Then why does my hrt come from Portugal?
>>60199997It's literally impossible to get a job in Europe kek
I hope right wing populism dies with Trump's presidency but it probably won't
>>60199607>>60199558>>60199769The answer is that there's zero way to predict this. I'd advise a Long Straddle.
>>60200060US will definitely drag down "allies" with them if those "allies" are still delusional.
>>60200087This is a monkey's paw moment waiting to happen.
>>60200029????
>>60200076Yes.
>>60200076The greatest trick /pol/ ever pulled was convincing you that white southerners aren't just as retarded as blacks/spics/indians
>>60200015Kek. So are the skull thrones for the emperor, and who is the blood god?>t. Someone who played through 60% of Owlcat’s Warhammer 40k, twice!
>>60200082By pure chance
>>60200087Shut it tranny
>>60200097kek, the facts about your feelings guys.
>>60200076Its not a matter of IQ, its faith now
>>60200095>Viagra is made in Ireland Holy shit lol
Clown world, clown logic, hopefully we'll all find a clown wife in the clown times ahead.
>>60200095Ireland is just there because of 0 corpo tax
>>60200097wowzies
>>60199970He already said long ago tariffs were permanent, and that pharmaceutical and semiconductors were coming. This is no surprise. He's not letting people talk him out of what he wants this term.
>>60200056>world peacehahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahis that a sam hyde skit?
>>60200136Based, I fucking hate Putin simps so much it’s unreal!
>>60200086>>60200041No offense but if you have no capital inflow what is the point in trading? Unless you somehow 100x you're not gonna make any real money. Is it just for fun
>me and sbit
>>60199834Stop coping. It is happening. You will stop buying china crap and you will be happy.
>>60200151yes, yes, yeswar, more war, ....and you guessed it. EVEN MORE WAR
>>60190834>>60190921I will accept your apology now homo
WHY IS CHINA RECOVERINGWHAT.DEALS DID THEY MAKE
milord, please allow me an irish visa
>>60199516another fake news incident like monday, otherwise bloodred.
>>60200180They're anticipating stimulus bazooka; no deals are made.
I expect EU and china defense budget to rise sharply in the coming monthsI guess Trump will get one of his objective accomplished after all
>>60199997yeah lol, most of my money goes into my kids. The stock trading was just a thing on the side to maybe help one of them go to college if they wanted to
>>60200194Isn't this like the 3rd bazooka since covid? If the economy isn't jump starting now why the fuck would it be different with a 104% tariff from US?
>>60199542>this one feels more like the end of an era. the transition period started with covid and ends this week>inb4 it was shitty beforeeconomically, not socially.>>60199640people are still in denial
>>60200172hasidics are anti israel and anti war but keep recycling nazi memes instead of learning about jewish culture
>>60200204I don't know about EU but all those "overcapacity" China has won't just go no where
>>60199997You can have a decent job and still be bummed out you lose 1k. That's a lot of moon pies.
NoOOOOOooO
>>60199992shelley duvall was NOT even "intentionally ugly" whatever the fuck that means, the people around her knew she was uniquely pretty and she had eyes that could pierce your soulhalf of her roles that she got picked for were because of how striking she was on a closeup
>>6020016120k is still a 20k, it matters more if you got no income
>>60200217What are you talking about; they haven't done a single bazooka yet. US has done multiple rounds of stimulus checks and the biggest China has done is some home appliance coupons
A gigantic 100% tariff nuke and somehow market only dumped 4%. Fucking retarded.I need this market to take a big fat smelly disgusting 99% dump so I can make easy free money.>>60199780Fucking useless tiny 1% drop in price. Fucking retard imagine going crazy over that. Shit needs to crash to $1k before I’m interested.
>>60200210>nu-/biz/raelis are normalniggers who pay for their daughters to go to college and get fucked
>>60200233were you betting against the Chinese dawn?
>>60200204They already are. Europe is going through a heavy rearmament and has moved almost entirely away from the US. All that's left is a modern stealth fighter and expanded nuclear arsenal and they will be totally independent.
>>60200222>hasidics are anti israel and anti war but keep recycling nazi memes instead of learning about jewish cultureoh yeah? is this picture ai?(its not)you're either a jew, or a dumbass
>>60200180The glorious party told the worker drones that the rumors of a tariff war is a western lie and disabled their sell button.
>its real
>>60200241To add, the coupons aren't even nationwide. Only some provinces are doing it.
>>60200233>buying 3x bear after that big of a run upyou played yourself
>>60200246Arise! All who refuse to be slaves!Let our flesh and blood become our new Great Wall!As the Chinese nation faces its greatest peril,All forcefully expend their last cries.Arise! Arise! Arise!Our million hearts beat as one,Brave the enemy's fire, March on!Brave the enemy's fire, March on!March on! March on! On!
>>60200097Miggers are something else...
if trump defaults america and refuses to pay debtswhat happens?hell if he sends US troops to seize greenland will the cucks in charge of EU do anything?
>>60199689expecting a medium satori koimeji fumo in 2 months, already paid for it tho. never bought any figs.>>60199701good>>60199758>1pbtid wall of textpatriots on control
>>60200233If the stimulus isn't up to expection (which I anticipate that they won't) it could still go up.
>>60200241Here's one off the top of my head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIr2771aEds
>>60200210Honestly that's very based but if you're just playing around it's very difficult to beat the market even in a bull, let alone when shit is going sideways.The amount of time investment to be even baseline competent isn't worth it unless you're trading size.If you'd like a way to make some extra cash see if you have grab a second hand 3d printer or another printing machine. Please are gonna be finding for plastic shit once all the test dropshippers go under.Good luck
>>60199997This advice is upside down, lol. People with a lot of money should be the ones buying boomer funds.
>>60200252theres no shot you arent trolling
>>60200269this will not happeni get that the tariffs has everyone believing that fucking everything is on the table, but this is so outside the realm of possibility that you might as well not even consider it
>>60200104MAGA turned out to be a Khornate cult that only happpened to use imperial faith symbolism and iconography. I suppose its better than it being a genestealer cult.
cloudflare is acting up on 4chan, server stress? biz seems ok though but other boards are slowing down.
hahahahaha
>>60200287Nigga stop watching wannabe youtube economists.
>>60200172>War is based and shows the world who's nation and race is the strongest>Also war is a jewish puppet game where you die for the zog for their profit and that's why i haven't left the house for 12 years
>>60200295Why not? It's not Trumps debt, why should he continue to pay for the mistakes of the last administration? Just default, start over.
>>60200269>Refuse debtsTotal collapse of investment>Invade greenlandI dont think theyd risk a war, just withdraw from nato and cut ties with the US
>>60200269thanks anon, you just binged this possibility to reality
>>60200311Well, shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Good luck with the bazook Xi, hope it works. Even still, what the fuck is a bazooka going to do. they're drowning in real estate and local government debt.
>>60200194this is exceptionally retarded2021: the great china reopening trade2022: Hang Seng falls to 1997 levels2023: stimulus coming, stocks will moon!2024: stimulus coming, stocks will moon!!2025: fuck tariffs, stimulus coming, stocks will moon!!!
>>6020023880% of her movies were done by Robert Altman, who scouted her out in the first place, and he was the only one willing outside of Kubrick to give her an actual leading role. She was absolutely seen as not pretty enough by conventional Hollywood standards, even though most people would agree that she was cute.
>>60200269If he promises to reverse the last 3 months of my portfolio, I'd gladly risk my life on the front lines of Greenland.Also no, everyone in Europe is a pussy. They let musslims stab them for fun.
>>60200260What the actual fuck is Trump's endgame?
>>60200303Also other countries aren't stupid enough to let 3 ton vehicles tear up their roads
>>60200303He isn't wrong lol
>>60200303hes literally not wrong
>>60199997>If you're in these threads and your net worth is less than 100k or so then stop fucking looking at your accountlol I lost more than $100k this year
>>60200342Crashing the plane... with no survivors
>>60200265Genuinely ready for the Chinese Century
Fuck stocks, these bitcoin niggas really seem to be on to something...
>>60200291I mean realistically both should be. But unless you've completely given up, a young person is gonna get a much better return from grinding some basic ML, making a chatGPT wrapper or some other slop and trying to monetise it than attempting to trade a tiny PA. That's just one example but there are a lot of easy ways to make straight cash when you don't yet have volume
>>60200348
>>60200295>Wont happenThe 1st economy and 1st military in the world is about to financially crash, war is 100% on the table
>>60200371
>>60200303>walkable cities are an indirect tariff against US automobiles
>>60200097retardium
>>60200342golden_statue_of_el_presidente_in_gaza.webm
>>60200403just to lock in the end of the world by making himself the antichrist hed do it
>>60200384The only thing we love more than running over 5 kids we can't see in a F350 is burgers
We're gonna get annexed
>>60199473ZENBU
>>60200413buy the trucks yuropoor
>>60200418the great reset is herehave coins so you can buy your way into the megacity gatesthe dystopia is on
>>60200342He'll let you know after he thinks up of one. When he fails to achieve that arbitrary goal, he'll claim victory anyway.
Fuck you dumb niggers in your giant trucks with your bright ass lights that need to be outlawed. Fucking hate you faggots. There is no reason for a car to have LED lights.
>>60200418god i hope solock up trump and every single fucking republican and democrat that enabled himand force us to have a multi party system so this shit doesn't happen again
I fucking hate SUVs and hope EU phases them out somehow
>>60200323>why can't the steward of the world's reserve currency pull a venezuelabro
>>60200431They use LED lights because they're much cheaper to manufacture in Ch-oh.....
>>60200425What the fuck did I just watch. All that tacticool movement, did he even hit him?
>>60200418id unironically welcome being taken over by Xi at this point
>>60200245well clearly I won’t be able to afford it now HAHAHAHAand I only have sons
>>60200342If I recall, he has talked before about not wanting China to be producing USA's pharmaceuticals, for longterm safety reasons.
>>60200425>filmed at a mcdonaldslol
>>60200439Why not? I think Trump will find the argument that debts he takes will be paid for extremely convincing
>>60200439Isn't that why he picked XRP for part of crypto reserve?
>>60200425i live in rural america and i was on a two lane road today and there were two retardmobiles side by side and they literally didnt fit in the two lanes so they hung off the side of the lanes like a muffin top
>>60200431I'm gonna blind you and run you over in my Chevy Suburban because I'm 4'10 and feel scared on the highway
>>60199473UH GUYS HAAS JUST FUCKING DIED
See you all tomorrow morning
so... how do you cope with being side lined until 9.30am ?
>>60200478>>60200478>>60200478baked
>>60200455fuck off with your dollar tree bait
>>60200435>Trump endgame is to show everyone that the US constitution is dogshit and outdated4d chess man I kneel
>>6020007627% of Americans are maga cultists, so yeah.
>>60199473VIX has only peaked during the 2008 financial crisis, march 2020 covid hellscape and now.
>>60200425Oh say can you seeeeee
>>60200473>trump follow through on help
futures pomping on this
>>60199849Oh no this is definitely a wise thing to crack down on. The jeet flood targeted trucking industry as job acquisition vector via their fake jeet run ""schools"" giving out their paper CDLs and certs. It's really bad in Canada. These drivers have already caused several major accidents.
People cannot drive these massive trucks too. Worked for enterprise for years, I know these mfers can't drive or handle these trucks even tho they're fully automatic.
>>60200476mmmmmm
>>60200473>please save me with a special exemptioneveryone will burn
>>60200500They can't stop him. It has to go through the house LMAO
>>60200500>>>>>resolutionkek, not even an actual bill. Just an empty statementgood catch though, this will be the fake news we pump on tomorrow. Even got it from the same source, this guy is beyond greedy.
>>60200500Even if it passes senate, it won't. The people in the house are cultists. Never going to happen.
Do NOT place puts nowThere WILL be a gigapump on openPlace them LATER for CHEAPER
>>60199516-2% on close.
>>60200544True. Retail is picking up the bag on the crash landing
>>60199493futures abroaching new lows.>>60199516no problems straight down 30% in a day.
>>60200161eventually pay off student loans
>>60199840>My yang is dropping did china announce something? Someone find the news!!!Why would YANG go up?
>>60200629Also if you gonna do puts do them TODAY since tommorow and Friday they are gonna be HYPER inflated
>>60200749I bet on winners not losers
>>60199758>Nutlick just entered the chat
step 1: own nothingstep 2: be happy
>>60199837why do ppl do this to themselves ?
Seeing the (real) economy crash and burn in real time is quite something
>>60200995there is a full on demand destruction spiral going on under the hood now.
>>60200995What inputs do they require? If it's steel why aren't they buying US steel?
>>60200995There is no real economy
>>60199473What's this pattern called?
Can people stop falling for dead cat bounces? Thanks.
>>60200097LMAO
